Tasting VIRAL Foods! Baja Blast Pie TACO BELL and WENDY’S Frostys!!

Summary

The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon: "Tasting VIRAL Foods! Baja Blast Pie TACO BELL and WENDY’S Frostys!!"

Date: November 12, 2025
Hosts: Ryland Adams & Lizze Gordon
Guest: Chris (occasional commentary and participation)

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Episode Overview

In this comedic, pop-culture-packed episode, Ryland and Lizze set out to taste-test viral fast food treats—specifically, the hyped Taco Bell Baja Blast Pie and new holiday-themed Wendy’s Frostys. What unfolds is far more than a tasting adventure: the hosts detour into parenting woes, run-ins with wild bears, celebrity drama, and podcasting mishaps, all delivered in their trademark, unfiltered style.

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Table of Contents

1. Opening Banter: Chicken Drama, Parenting, and Tech Fails
2. Real-Life Struggles: Parking Garage Meltdowns & Baby Shower Fails
3. Ryland’s Bear Encounter: Security Cameras and Wildlife
4. Pop Culture Hot Topics: Kardashians, Kim's Acting, Lily Allen's Album
5. Viral Food Quest: Taco Bell Fails, Wendy’s Delivers
6. Frosty Taste Test: Pop Tart Collabs & Reviews
7. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
8. Additional Hot Topics & Celebrity Gossip

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1. Opening Banter: Chicken Drama, Parenting, and Tech Fails (00:00–09:10)

Main Points:

• Chicken duties: Ryland and Lizze reminisce about caring for chickens while house-sitting, debating if chickens need pills or are even sentient.
  • “Are chickens like sentient beings or are they just like...?” — Lizzie (02:18)
• Parenting struggles: Lizze, heavily pregnant and experiencing morning sickness, vents about ongoing nausea, while Ryland describes bedtime chaos.
• Sound machine meltdown: Both hosts rant about their children’s sound machines breaking, sharing their obsessive troubleshooting and sleep deprivation.
  • “I spent an hour and a half... literally almost having–I almost called you and screamed at you just to listen.” — Ryland (06:36)

Tone: Hilarious, self-deprecating, and relatable to parents.

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2. Real-Life Struggles: Parking Garage Meltdowns & Baby Shower Fails (09:10–19:29)

Key Stories:

• Lizze’s Beverly Hills breakdown (10:30–19:17):
  • Attends an extravagant baby shower, delivers a used (and vomit-stained) Snoo in a Trader Joe’s bag, witnesses diamond gifting.
  • Gets trapped in a parking garage due to payment issues, leading to a public crying episode before a valet finally accepts Zelle for her $8 parking.
  • “I was scream crying in the streets of Beverly Hills and nobody would help me. Sobbing, tears running down my face.” — Lizzie (09:17)
  • “That is so Beverly Hills of those moms to just look at you and be like, ‘that mom deserves no help.’” — Ryland (09:24)
• Humorous insights: Lizze’s candid analysis of rich LA families, awkward moments with gifts, and post-breakdown recovery via massage.

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3. Ryland’s Bear Encounter: Security Cameras and Wildlife (22:26–32:06)

• Morning drama: Ryland discovers his trash cans have been ransacked; his assistant insists it was a black bear.
• Bear family saga:
  • Investigates local reports of "BB14," a mother black bear with three cubs (26:05).
  • Watches footage of the bears feasting right outside his home.
  • “Honestly, they’re the cutest things I’ve ever seen, but it makes my stomach turn just a little bit.” — Ryland (26:21)
• Comic relief: Lizze dreams about befriending or “domesticating” the bears, and the crew speculates about bear safety, with ChatGPT weighing in on the (minimal) threat of black bears (30:02).
  • “Ask ChatGPT if black bears are gonna harm me.” — Ryland (29:59)

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4. Pop Culture Hot Topics: Kardashians, Kim's Acting, Lily Allen's Album (43:02–61:43)

Kim Kardashian’s "All’s Fair" and Acting Career (43:02–49:27)

• Hot take: Lizze and Ryland try recreating lines from Kim’s new show, poking fun at its “absurd” dialogue.
• Notable quotes from the show:
  • “Somebody has a revenge vagina.” — Chris, reading Kim’s dialogue (45:36)
  • “Pin your wig down, Aurora, because this might blow it back.” — Ryland (45:55)
• Assessment: Kim delivers memorized lines but her performance feels “over-processed.”
  • “You can see the steam kind of coming out of her ears with every choice she’s made…” — Lizzie (48:54)

Celebrity Drama: David Harbour & Lily Allen (54:07–61:43)

• Allegations: Lizze details rumors about David Harbour/Millie Bobby Brown, and Lily Allen’s “brutal” new album lyricizing her alleged emotional abuse.
  • “...the fattest diamond necklace I have ever seen...” — Lizzie (11:54)
  • “Listening to the Lily Allen—It’s called West End—listening to that album, I was like, oh, if I see him in public, it’s on sight.” — Lizzie (56:20)
• Discussion: The hosts debate separating personal and public life, “men like him are a risk if you love them and date them” (57:13), and reflect on boundaries, addiction, and public accountability.

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5. Viral Food Quest: Taco Bell Fails, Wendy’s Delivers (74:04–96:00)

• Quest for Baja Blast Pie:
  • The crew visits two Taco Bells—sold out everywhere! Frustration and jokes about waking up at 4:30am for fast food ensue.
  • “If you saw other people eating them online, it was like a Mandela effect. They lied.” — Lizzie (76:45)
• Plan B: After much comedic despair, they pivot to Wendy’s, which proves more reliable.

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6. Frosty Taste Test: Pop Tart Collabs & Reviews (85:07–95:00)

• Frosty lineup:
  • Strawberry Pop-Tart Frosty (Pop-Tart collab)
  • Snickerdoodle Cookie Frosty Fusion (holiday item)
  • Oreo Brownie Frosty
  • Caramel Crunch Frosty
• Taste test results:
  • Pop-Tart and Oreo Brownie favorites. Caramel Crunch least liked due to excessive crunchy sugar bits.
  • “I wouldn’t order the caramel one again...” (94:59)
• Unfiltered enjoyment:
  • “This is the most fun I’ve ever had in my life.” — Ryland (86:22)
  • Recurring joke: “I told you I was hard.” / “Show us.” (89:30–90:06)

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7. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “This would never happen to you.” — Chris (00:17; also referenced in Lizzie's meltdown story)
• “Honestly, it matters. The brown noise makes a huge difference to these kids’ sleep…” — Lizzie on sound machines (05:54)
• “If you’re going to wake up to work at Starbucks that early, you should be selling a barista cup for $400 online. Get yours.” — Lizzie (39:07)
• “You have bears?” — Chris, after viewing security footage (27:49)
• “If my garage is open, are they going to, like, try to open the door into the house?” — Ryland on bear family (27:39)
• “I just want a title card that says, like, 'dedicated to my wife for without whom everything would be impossible.'” — Lizzie on not being cast in her husband’s film (34:00)
• “I think Oreo brownie is probably one, and then Pop-Tart is probably two…” — Lizzie rates Frostys (94:50)
• “But I think that’s life: We got what we needed, honestly.” — Lizzie, philosophical after taste test flop (95:51)

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8. Additional Hot Topics & Celebrity Gossip (53:62–69:00)

• Grammy nominations:

  • Two Hype House alumni, Alex Warren and Addison Rae, nominated for New Artist of the Year.
  • “They nominated her for a Grammy? ...But I love it and I love her.” — Lizzie (66:14–66:25)

• Skims campaign drama:

  • Lizzie reflects on Skims not sponsoring the podcast, but celebrating her own sponsored content.
  • “I put it on and breathed a sigh of relief. It is so fucking comfortable.” — Lizzie (52:59)

• Taco Bell woes:

  • Anecdotes about problematic experiences with viral fast food trends, referencing the Baja Blast Pie in the same breath as the coveted Starbucks barista cup.

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Episode Summary

Despite a failed mission to taste the Taco Bell Baja Blast Pie (sold out everywhere), Ryland, Lizzie, and Chris transform disappointment into a triumph of camaraderie and laughs. The episode weaves together the chaos of LA parenting life, tech trouble, bear invasions, and celebrity shading—culminating in an impromptu and delightfully detailed Frosty taste test from Wendy’s. Their unscripted, supportive dynamic turns viral food letdowns and pop culture rants into a comfortingly relatable and ridiculously funny hour and a half.

For anyone who missed the episode:
Expect deeply personal rants, LMFAO-level banter, and spontaneous viral food review chaos. No Baja Blast Pie? No problem—these three will make you so entertained, you’ll hardly notice.

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Episode Timestamps for Important Segments:

• 00:00–09:10 — Parenting chaos, chickens, and sound machine woes
• 10:30–19:17 — Lizzie’s Beverly Hills parking garage meltdown
• 22:26–32:06 — Bear family discovery and wildlife chat
• 43:02–49:27 — Kim Kardashian’s "All’s Fair" hot takes and table read
• 54:07–61:43 — Lily Allen, David Harbour, and celebrity relationship drama
• 74:04–80:00 — Taco Bell taste-test quest fails, comedic reactions
• 85:07–95:00 — Wendy’s Frosty taste test and review extravaganza

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Episode MVP Quote:
“I bet I would have hated that Taco Bell pie. Just being honest.” — Ryland (95:59)

Transcript

[Rylan]

I did have real drama after that last night. Okay, second Taco Bell. They said, no, please help me. So once I found out that BB14 is lurking in the mountains, I'm like, ugh.

[Lizzie]

Oh, my God. She's a mother of three.

[Rylan]

A mother.

[Lizzie]

A single mother of three.

[Rylan]

Three.

[Lizzie]

Oh, my God. Give us.

[Chris]

This would never happen to you.

[Rylan]

The strawberry pop tart. I'm trying, Kim. I'm trying.

[Lizzie]

I was scream crying in the streets of Beverly Hills and nobody would help me.

[Rylan]

Oh, my God.

[Lizzie]

Oh.

[Rylan]

Why can't they just show me a real chicken?

[Lizzie]

What's up, everybody? And welcome back to the SIP official podcast where it's November, but we're celebrating as though it is December.

[Rylan]

It's literally Christmas. I can't have this battle with you every week. If it doesn't spark joy for you, you're dumb.

[Lizzie]

We don't need to.

[Rylan]

I was pronouncing. Even my sister in law was like, lizzie and Chris are stupid.

[Lizzie]

Stacy, you would never.

[Rylan]

No, she doesn't really talk like that. But we were kind of like reminiscent. Sorry. I'm looking up chicken legs because I' on the monitor. I got a glance at my legs and it just looked like two little. And I was like, ugh. Chris, get my chicken legs out of the frame.

[Lizzie]

I'm convinced that he thinks he has chicken legs because he saw them juxtaposed to my thickened legs.

[Rylan]

No, you're looking right.

[Lizzie]

Pyramid.

[Rylan]

See, these are chicken legs. I feel like that was.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, I know what a chicken's legs looks like and yours do not.

[Rylan]

I feel like I've been closer to chickens in my life than you. In fact. No, you've pawned off your chicken duties on me.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, but we were both in the same proximity.

[Rylan]

I was the one that had to pick the chicken up.

[Lizzie]

You. Because you're so brave.

[Rylan]

And so I was wrong. We were house sitting for somebody very rich and they have chickens and their caregivers have to care for the chickens. And for some reason, it became Lizzie's duty. Have we already talked about this?

[Lizzie]

I don't know.

[Rylan]

I think we've probably reacted to it and we somehow decided it was a good idea to make a video about it too.

[Lizzie]

But what's super weird is like, these people were like, we have to give this chicken a pill. I'm like, what?

[Rylan]

How do you even know you have to give a chicken a pill?

[Lizzie]

Yeah, it's like, also like, no, you don't. Nobody has to give a chicken a pill. And also like, I. We gave the chicken a pill. One time and then never again.

[Rylan]

So.

[Lizzie]

So you really didn't have to. That chicken lived a long fucking life with just a singular pill. So like the answer is like, no, dude, you don't have to give your chicken a pill. Are chickens like single celled organisms? They're like very simple, right? Are chickens like sentient beings or are they just like.

[Rylan]

See, you want to know more about chickens too.

[Lizzie]

Well, now I just want to know like, what's the brain capacity of a chicken if they can still function without their head? Do you know what I'm saying?

[Rylan]

Tell me some in depth facts about chickens.

[Lizzie]

What is a chicken's iq? Is it high or low?

[Rylan]

Evolution? This is gonna take me a long time. We might have to.

[Lizzie]

Okay, Chris, read it, boil it down, give us some coverage. I'm kidding. Chris. Don't. Don't at all. Don't you dare.

[Rylan]

Okay, whatever. I gotta stop looking into chickens. I'll do my own research.

[Lizzie]

You really do. Because I have a really fun thing that I want to do on the show today.

[Rylan]

What you do? You plan a segment?

[Lizzie]

Uh, kinda.

[Rylan]

Okay, after you were vomiting all morning.

[Lizzie]

Oh, dude, I am unwell.

[Rylan]

What is happening?

[Lizzie]

I'm pregnant af.

[Rylan]

I know, but you're like 1800 years pregnant. Why is this still happening?

[Lizzie]

I don't know.

[Rylan]

Is the third trimester supposed to be nasty like this?

[Lizzie]

Um, I guess you get like tired and hurt and it's just like, why am I still throwing up? Like, why is that? Why is that my plight?

[Rylan]

Did you eat something funky?

[Lizzie]

No, I'm just vomiting and then I go, okay.

[Chris]

Good morning, Bill. You slept so good.

[Rylan]

Did he? Yeah, my sound machine just kept going off and then the other boys started doing it too. And then they were going on and off and I spent an hour and a half and Shane goes, you need to stop. We just need to put Brown Noise on the iPad or on the computer, like laptops, and put him in the room because you're driving yourself crazy and we're gonna have to just at a loss. Well, the other start again tomorrow.

[Lizzie]

The other simple thing you can do is just throw a fan in there. Just throw a fan in.

[Rylan]

You think I have just two fans laying around the house?

[Lizzie]

Oh, is that a straight man thing? I guess in my house full of straight men, we just have a shitload of fans.

[Rylan]

I guess Shane does sleep with a fan. Always on. Yeah, but that's on. That's on a different wing.

[Lizzie]

And that's on being bisexual, baby.

[Rylan]

You think he's going to allow. You think he's going to sacrifice his fan.

[Lizzie]

Maybe you should just Amazon prime yourself some fans for the next catastrophe.

[Rylan]

It was a nightmare because I hate.

[Lizzie]

To shit on this because I also love this brand and they did sponsor.

[Rylan]

Us once upon a time.

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Rylan]

Until they stopped.

[Lizzie]

Yeah. And I literally buy their products.

[Rylan]

I do, too.

[Lizzie]

And I swear by their products.

[Rylan]

I have the travel one.

[Lizzie]

I have the. I have the travel. I have two. Me too. I have two freaking hatchet. And. And I'm. And I'm like, why do you guys do this to us?

[Rylan]

Why?

[Lizzie]

And, like, why do you do us so dirty?

[Rylan]

I, like, I don't want to get too in the weeds with this, but it's like, we had a long, fun day with the boys. We raged hard, and then it's time to put them to bed. And I'm like, rocking Jet to sleep. He really likes the Itsy Bitsy Spider right now. He signs the whole song. And then he goes again, again.

[Chris]

More, more.

[Rylan]

And then when it's about to start again, he goes like. He builds the anticipation. And when we really perform, we get an applause.

[Lizzie]

Wow.

[Rylan]

But then it's like, but I gave you all I had that time, so we're gonna have to tone it down for this next round. And then 15 minutes later, I'm like, are you ready for bed?

[Lizzie]

No.

[Rylan]

Are you ready for bed? No.

[Lizzie]

So he wants more ab Spiders.

[Rylan]

And while I'm doing that, I have the sound machine on and it just starts turning off and on.

[Lizzie]

Dude, mine does too. And Kate's does too.

[Rylan]

And on, off.

[Lizzie]

And then, bro, I had three days where it wouldn't turn on at all.

[Rylan]

I'm sitting in there resetting it for an hour, losing my mind, about to throw it at the wall.

[Lizzie]

Honestly, it matters.

[Rylan]

It.

[Lizzie]

The brown noise makes a huge difference to these kids. Sleep. They have identified it as a sound that they need to sleep well.

[Rylan]

Also, I was just like, well, if I don't create a solution, then they're going to wake up at 5am and never go back to sleep. Well, if they hear anything and so they don't. There's not a way to really hard reset it. There's, like nowhere on the Internet that really. There's like a bunch of myths. You can maybe hard reset it this way. You can't go into the app and like factory reset it from the app. You can't forget your device and in the app. And so the only thing that I could then think to do after two hours of troubleshooting and pulling my hair out and literally almost having I Almost called you and screamed at you just to listen.

[Lizzie]

No, I'm screaming, please do.

[Rylan]

And then the only thing I could do is delete my app, delete my subscription. And Shane had to redownload it and re. And there was a firmware update within the app, but it wasn't showing to me as an update in the app Store. And so I had. So we had to repay for a new subscription from a different person to then be able to relink our machines to have. Whatever.

[Lizzie]

That's nuts.

[Rylan]

Two and a half hours of my night last night.

[Lizzie]

But I get it, because literally that happened to us. So then I would go in there with the portable one where the charging cord is 3 inches and plug it in on the floor and set that up in his room.

[Rylan]

Well, and that's what I thought. I had done that and solved the problem. But you have two minutes in Jet's room. Yeah. And then I heard it happening in Max's room, and I was like, why did they both go out on the same night? What the fuck is going on?

[Lizzie]

Ours just mysteriously stopped working for three days. And then one day, it's like in forest. It just stopped raining.

[Rylan]

Whatever. And yeah, and we all know what happened when it stopped raining one night this weekend. Oh, my gosh. I just have my phone in depth. Chicken facts. Shane and I did go escape to a date night this weekend. And I had a cocktail and then I walked past the Apple Store and I was like, maybe I shouldn't. Maybe I shouldn't go get the new iPhone.

[Lizzie]

What's the deal with it? Is it cool?

[Rylan]

I don't. I don't know. I noticed no difference. It looks different. Not one different. I think the camera sits like its.

[Lizzie]

Eyes are wider up higher, but it's.

[Rylan]

Like if you made the camera better and the audio is still trash. That does nothing for me as a YouTuber. Yeah, nothing. The audio.

[Lizzie]

Nothing. Trash.

[Rylan]

Like the audio. I never vlog on my iPhone because then it's post production hell.

[Lizzie]

Like, James has been making me vlog on the iPhone and he's convinced me to a degree that it's okay. But I have to scream, which is honestly not hard for me. It is who I am.

[Rylan]

Yeah, our talking voices are screaming. I feel like we had so many more interesting things to say. And I just had to take you on a tangent of my chickens, my sound machine that nobody's gonna relate to other.

[Lizzie]

Oh, no, I think a lot of people are gonna, because that happened to Kate too. And then Kate literally, like, I think Kate had to, like, Tweet at them to get their attention and they ended up just sending her a new one.

[Rylan]

As a mom that's exhausted at the end of a 12 hour day, it's so fucked. It's maybe the most horrific thing that could happen.

[Lizzie]

When the power went out at my house during the fires, I was like, oh, my God, am I just gonna have to lay beside Billie's bed and make brown noise with my mouth all night?

[Rylan]

No, on one of my iPads, I have it downloaded on YouTube. And then you have a few hours until the iPad dies.

[Lizzie]

Oh, my God.

[Rylan]

I know.

[Lizzie]

Well, sometimes I'll just play it on my phone and have the phone charging. But that's literally if I'm in the same room as him because otherwise I need the phone to watch him.

[Rylan]

I did have real drama after that last night. Oh, real drama.

[Lizzie]

What?

[Rylan]

But should we talk? I feel like I've been talking for a long time.

[Lizzie]

No, what was your real drama?

[Rylan]

You don't want to circle back to my real drama.

[Lizzie]

I mean, I had real drama last night too. I was scream crying in the streets of Beverly Hills and nobody would help me. Sobbing, tears running down my face.

[Rylan]

That is so Beverly Hills of those moms to just look at you and be like, that mom deserves no help.

[Lizzie]

It was crazy.

[Rylan]

What happened?

[Lizzie]

I went to my oldest friend's baby shower. Like, my oldest friend that lives in L. A. I've known her since I was 11. Don't get jealous.

[Rylan]

I'm not the type to really get jealous. You have a million friends, and I just. I'm secure in knowing that you'll always be back. These women can't match up to my standard.

[Lizzie]

No, there's only one number one slot. So I went to her baby shower in Beverly Hills, and I parked in the parking structure and I was like, well, that's gonna be $48. Whatever. And I go into the baby shower. Beautiful. So fun, really nice.

[Rylan]

And then what establishment?

[Lizzie]

I don't know, it's called like or something. It was very, very classy. Okay, I could never.

[Rylan]

No, we know. We couldn't even go to Castellino when we found out it was $30,000 for a venue in the Valley. We were like, in the Valley? Your food is delicious, but we're not paying 30 grand.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, Casualina. You crazy. Ain't nothing casual about that.

[Rylan]

Still. We're still pronouncing it wrong and we're never going to know how to pronounce it.

[Lizzie]

Right, Right? It's something about cousin Lena.

[Rylan]

I'm so sorry.

[Lizzie]

So I go to leave after delivering the snoo, her husband came to my car, got the snoo, we walked the snoo back to the party.

[Rylan]

Clean it or did you deliver it with a throw up stain?

[Lizzie]

Oh, I delivered it with a throw up stain, but I said, there's a throw up stain on it.

[Rylan]

$500 through that.

[Lizzie]

Not for the. That. She got a. A bonus cover and sack. Nobody was paying for the COVID and sack.

[Rylan]

Okay, okay.

[Lizzie]

I told her husband when he came out to the car. I was like, it's got a little throw up on it, so you're gonna want to wash that. And then I couldn't find one of the legs. And I was like, what the. Where's the. Where did Joe put the fourth leg? And so I'm just like frantically looking through my thing. Also, like, this was a really classy baby shower. And his family is like, they've got traditions up the wazoo and they include diamonds at every event. And I. And like, they do a big fancy display of like giving a beautiful diamond gift to my friend. It feels like every time I'm at one of these events, I'm like, oh, like, is that real? Do you need an armed guard? I don't know. I have no idea.

[Rylan]

If she's your oldest friend in la, how do you have no idea what she does?

[Lizzie]

No, I know what she does. I don't know what his family does. And like, it's crazy. Like, at her bridal shower, the fattest diamond necklace I have ever seen, and it was a tennis necklace.

[Rylan]

She's looking for secondhand snooze.

[Lizzie]

It's her family in law. God, you're awful. You are awful.

[Rylan]

Well, it has throw up on it now. I'm embarrassed. I want to give her $100.

[Lizzie]

You're embarrassed? I'm at this party.

[Chris]

I told you give it to her for free. No, you didn't let me.

[Rylan]

Should I send her money back? You told me you were gonna take.

[Lizzie]

Care of throw up. I know, but I'm pregnant as hell, bro.

[Rylan]

The one time I've ever accepted money for anything in knife and she delivers it with throw up on it. I said, lizzy, take the sheet off.

[Chris]

Well, I bought them new sheets.

[Rylan]

And don't worry, I did.

[Lizzie]

I bought her new sheets.

[Rylan]

You didn't replace the sheet before. Whatever.

[Lizzie]

No, I'm not gonna Saran Wrap.

[Rylan]

While you're reading.

[Lizzie]

Billy.

[Rylan]

Hi, Billy.

[Lizzie]

So I'm at this classy party. I give my friend some secondhand throw up and they're like. And I'm just sitting there, like, because I didn't even wrap the gift. I did get her in a Trader Joe's bag. I, like, before I left, I was like, hey, I know that your family just gave you a beautiful diamond tennis bracelet, but that Trader Joe's bag over there has some bath salts and a little sitz bath for your coochie after you deliver, so enjoy it, girl. I'm gonna need that Trader Joe's bag back, though.

[Rylan]

Liz has got a notification from Gap. Right on top.

[Lizzie]

Is there a sale?

[Chris]

Is there a sale?

[Lizzie]

I don't know where it went.

[Rylan]

Sick. How much you go to Gap.

[Lizzie]

I love it. I play the Gap. It's like, that's the game I play on my phone. You people. Some people spend money on Candy Crush. I'm out here spending money on Baby Gap.

[Rylan]

Okay, I'm so sorry. This is the 18th time I've your story.

[Lizzie]

So then I go back to my car, and I have a massage. I've literally planned out my day by the minute. I've had. I have the nanny come an extra day, which, like, is expensive, so that I can go get my rub, because I need a rub or I would die. And I've given myself an hour to get to the massage, and the massage is only 40 minutes away. So I'm like, girl, we good. I get to my car, I start the car, I go out to the exit, and you can't tap to pay, and it won't read my debit card. And so I hit the call button and wait for seven minutes, and it's just ringing and ringing and ringing, and it's just like, no one's gonna pick this up. And I start to panic, and I'm sweating, and then a car pulls up behind me, and then I have to be like, get back. I have to back up now. And so I back up and I park and I. Panicking.

[Rylan]

Why did you say, can I venmo you?

[Lizzie]

I'm not gonna go up to a random Porsche, Beverly Hills, and knock on the window and say, hey, that would be me.

[Rylan]

I'm so sorry. Do you want to make a profit on me on paying for my parking? I'll up the charge.

[Lizzie]

So then I go back to the restaurant, whatever, and I'm like, do you have an ATM around here? They're like, yes. Again, can't tap to pay. Like, can't tap to have access to the atm. I'm like, well, then this is useless. I can't get money out that way. And then I go to the Valets. And I say, hey, do you guys accept? Venmo, can I pay you to not valet my car, but just let me the out of this parking garage? And they go, you just put your card in? And I go, no, no, I can't just put my card in.

[Chris]

Can you please let me pay you.

[Lizzie]

To not valet my car, but to just get it out? And they go, lady, you need to hit the call button. And I'm like, I hit the call button, and the whole time the call button's ringing. For the whole duration of this meltdown, the call button is still just ring, ring, ring. To no one. No one exists. Yeah, Sunday afternoon, Someone should have been there. They should have someone there all the time. If this. Because I'm not the only one. This happens to you. What if they. What if someone lost their parking card and then couldn't pay at all? You need. Like, you can't just do that because. What the. And then it's like 15 minutes passes, and I'm like, oh, man. Like, what is going on? I'm sweating. I'm crying. These people aren't listening to me. I'm trying to figure out if there's a B of A close by, because I know that B of A's will let me do a tap to get cash out, and then I could go get change for the cash and try to insert the cash into the machine that doesn't work and hope that it works. And then that's not working. And valets are coming and going. And I'm looking at my phone, and it's ticking down, and it's like, 20 minutes has gone by, 25 minutes has.

[Chris]

Gone by, and I just start to cry. And just standing there on this side, I'm just like, I can't go back in there and ask those rich people to help me with this because I already look like a weirdo because I give her throw up in a pussy bath in a Trader Joe's bag, and I'm literally bawling.

[Lizzie]

I called Joe.

[Rylan]

Like, I really think something horrible happened.

[Lizzie]

That's how hard I was crying, though.

[Chris]

I was like, I needed this rub, and they're not gonna let me push in, and they close at 5, and I'm not gonna get there till 4:15. And I'm so. And if I cancel, they're gonna charge me $90, and I paid for Cassidy to be there today, and I don't get anything. And this would never happen to you.

[Lizzie]

Sobbing. And then a ballet goes by, and.

[Chris]

I go, please help me. I just need to get my car out of here right now, please.

[Lizzie]

It's like, one second, I'll help you.

[Chris]

And I was like, oh, thank God.

[Lizzie]

He's like, just wait right here.

[Chris]

And I was like, just. Okay, I'll just wait right here. Should I get in my car?

[Lizzie]

And he was like, just chill out.

[Chris]

And I was like, my car's right there, I can go get it.

[Lizzie]

So he's like, get in your car. And like, I get in the car and I like, pull it down. And he's. And I like. And then I start panicking with my Zell because I had to go to the bank last week because I realized my all my bank accounts connect to an email that no longer exists. So if I have to change my password because I don't know it, I can't. And so I recently changed all my passwords.

[Chris]

The line that you make fun of.

[Rylan]

To the one your whole family makes.

[Chris]

Gayest password you've ever heard of in your life.

[Lizzie]

And. And I can't remember it. So I'm like panicking, trying to make my Zell work. Because he's like, you can sell me. And so I'm like tripling, sobbing.

[Rylan]

Oh, and Zell's the worst. Yeah. So like any other payment platform, please, please.

[Lizzie]

So I'm. And then finally I pull up. He goes, okay, Zel me. And I'm like, okay. And I get the Zel through and the thing opens and I just go.

[Chris]

Thank you so much.

[Lizzie]

And it was like $8 of parking, but I paid him 20.

[Rylan]

Did you make the massage?

[Lizzie]

I did, but I was panicked. I was like, I should get naked in traffic on the way there so that we don't lose any time. It's an only. It's a women only space, basically, so it wouldn't be that weird if I ran in naked. And then I get there and they're like, are you okay?

[Chris]

And I was like, no, I'm not okay. Because I had called them. I was like, my car's trapped in a parking garage. Is there any jams? We could push my massage back a little bit.

[Lizzie]

And they were like, no, I'm so sorry. There's nothing in our policies that accounts for incidents like this tap to pay not working somewhere.

[Chris]

I was like, oh, okay.

[Lizzie]

And then when I got there, she's like, I made you tea. Like, go to the bathroom. It's going to be okay. And they extended the massage, which is really nice. Well, it was like. It was like three redheads in a room. Like, what are they going to do? Deny me.

[Rylan]

Exactly.

[Lizzie]

Like, we're sisters in this. I ran in without shoes on and they were like, it's okay. Like, it's okay.

[Rylan]

They have multiple people rubbing at once.

[Lizzie]

No, just one person rubs. But somebody, like, works. Yeah.

[Rylan]

They have a community.

[Lizzie]

It's this great spot in Pasadena, and they do. And it's only for pregnant women and their partners.

[Rylan]

Wow. And their partners.

[Lizzie]

Joe went. Joe went. And someone was like, you there? No.

[Rylan]

Oh, okay.

[Lizzie]

I sent Joe when he pulled his back out, and then he showed up for his massage and the one behind the desk was like, you are not in the right place. Because she forgot that they do partners.

[Rylan]

Partners.

[Lizzie]

And when Joe, when I was like, you better go in there apologetically, he was like, what do you mean? I was like, it is a female only space. And you go in there with your head hanging low and you just say, sorry for existing. He was like, what? And I was like, you heard me. It doesn't have to make sense to you, but it'll make sense to all of them and they will appreciate the approach.

[Rylan]

Oh, well, that was quite incredible. Your loss. This is our entertainment. Well, if you want to get your mind off of horrible things happening in your life, you can go check out Uncommon Goods, who is sponsoring our podcast. Not the smoothest transition I've had.

[Lizzie]

No, but it was good enough.

[Rylan]

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[Lizzie]

Like, I bought a spice rack off of them where you literally plant the spices and they grow incredible.

[Rylan]

I mean, it's the cutest thing. Things that you would never even think you need exist right there. And you'll probably leave with something for yourself as well, so don't wait. Cross those names off your list before the rush. To get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.com/the Sip. That's UncommonGoods.com/the sip for 15% off. Uncommon Goods were all out of the ordinary. Wow. I do love Uncommon Goods. Now to my drama, please. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Lizzie]

Oh, no.

[Rylan]

I just. Well, it's like, everything's fine, but will it always be?

[Lizzie]

What happened?

[Rylan]

So I have an assistant to make my mornings calm, you know, like, especially on work days. It's like, then I know somebody's there handling what could possibly go wrong at the house so that I can have a smooth workday so I'm not crazed before I'm coming in here running around with my head chopped off.

[Lizzie]

Right. Wait, are you always. Never mind.

[Rylan]

See, it's confusing. It's like Shane, like, has. Shane's been waking up so early, which I love. I actually love that we've been on the same schedule. He. He waddles out to the shed where I meditate and he interrupts my meditation, but in a cute way. And then Shane took video. Or like, he posted me meditating on Instagram stories.

[Lizzie]

I saw it. I love it.

[Rylan]

Spencer goes, do you meditate every day, Ryland? And I was like, why does it seem like I don't?

[Lizzie]

Yeah. But what's crazy is you can tell when he doesn't.

[Rylan]

He was like, oh, no, no, no, that's not what I was asking. And I was like, honestly, imagine what it would be like if I didn't.

[Lizzie]

No, you don't have to imagine. Like, we can tell. You know what I mean? On days that you don't, you sit down and I think, do you need to meditate?

[Rylan]

And the answer is yes. So I crack open my pretty little eyes this morning, and I'm, like, greeted by our assistant freaking out.

[Lizzie]

Like, in person.

[Rylan]

Yes.

[Lizzie]

When your first eyeball opening was upon.

[Rylan]

Okay. I walked down my stairs.

[Lizzie]

Okay.

[Rylan]

But by the time my foot hit the end of the stairs. Yeah. It was asking for Solutions. And what had happened? I guess our whole garbage had been rummaged through.

[Lizzie]

Raccoons.

[Rylan]

So I kept telling her, like, just chill out. Just like, we can pick it up, we'll just put it out. It's fine. She's like, no, we need to look at the security cameras now. And I was like, I think it's okay. I think, like, I think it's fine. It's okay.

[Lizzie]

Yeah. What are you going to do? Call the cops and say someone went through my trash?

[Rylan]

And so I was like, wow. She's like, really wound up about this. And then like a half an hour later, she goes, confirmed black bear. And I go, no, girl, it's not a confirmed black bear. Like, how do you know that it's a confirmed black bear?

[Lizzie]

Also, on your security camera footage, won't all bears look black? So how can we really say what color the bears fur?

[Rylan]

Well, she doesn't have access to, like, the playback of our security.

[Lizzie]

Oh, how does she have it confirmed?

[Rylan]

Exactly. And so I Google, I'm just like, like, is it even possible for a black bear to be in my area? Oh, gosh. I started looking at chickens and now this is off my webpage.

[Lizzie]

Wait, no.

[Rylan]

Chickens are ruining this episode.

[Lizzie]

Did you not check your security footage?

[Rylan]

And I thought I told her I was. Before I could even fathom going to check my security footage, I had to say, like, is it even a possibility that there's. That's fair.

[Lizzie]

But did you come to work and never check your security camera footage, fully intending to tell this story right now without having footage of it?

[Rylan]

And so I type in.

[Lizzie]

That's a yes.

[Rylan]

I type in black bear Calabasas, and it says a family of black bears, including a mother named BB14 and her three cubs, has recently become established in the Santa Monica Mountains, with sightings occurring in areas like Calabasas and Topanga Canyon.

[Chris]

The world is healing.

[Rylan]

You're not afraid of bears.

[Lizzie]

I mean, it's lovely that we have California bears in my yard. You have rattlesnakes too, bro.

[Rylan]

And nobody cares about the rattlesnakes.

[Lizzie]

Are you stupid?

[Rylan]

So once I found out that BB14 is lurking in the mountains, I'm like.

[Lizzie]

Oh, just a mom.

[Rylan]

Like, oh, look at the security cameras. And so I'm looking at the security cameras. I'm looking at the security cameras.

[Lizzie]

Oh, my God. She's a mother of three. A mother of three.

[Rylan]

Three. Honestly, they're the cutest things I've ever seen in my life, but it makes my stomach turn just a little bit.

[Lizzie]

Oh, I'M scared that they're on that road. I hope nothing bad befalls them.

[Rylan]

What about me and my family and my animals?

[Lizzie]

Anything about your family? They are so cute. Hold on. I have to say to Jode, I.

[Rylan]

Cannot even believe that that is what's going on in my backyard at 2:30am I have pictures of them going through the trash as well. And so there's a bear claw in the trash can. Like a scrape through the trash can.

[Unknown/Assistant]

Am I gonna die when I edit their.

[Rylan]

And they're all just feasting.

[Chris]

And that's what I'm thinking.

[Rylan]

I'm also in the shed just meditating with the doors wide open.

[Lizzie]

Oh, I love.

[Rylan]

It's so okay. And then I just sent it to Joe after he finished eating. He then just was walking around my driveway.

[Lizzie]

Dude, they're decided and decided to take. They're in the gate.

[Rylan]

That's what I'm telling you. Like, literally right next to my garage.

[Lizzie]

I'm like, are you Send it she bitch.

[Rylan]

Well, okay. Well, I don't know what the cubs are.

[Lizzie]

Oh, this is a cub.

[Rylan]

This is the mom with the three cubs.

[Lizzie]

Oh, my God.

[Rylan]

And I'm just like, can we leave her little things if my garage is open, Are they gonna, like, try to open the door into the house?

[Lizzie]

Your cats are indoor. What time of night was this?

[Rylan]

2.30Am and they enjoyed a meal until three and then they waddled off.

[Chris]

I love them. You have bears?

[Rylan]

I mean, I.

[Lizzie]

Do you have more videos? I could look at this all day. This is awesome.

[Rylan]

You can see the light is on this cub going through the trash.

[Chris]

Oh, he's so cute.

[Rylan]

I mean, they are very cute, but are they trying to harm us?

[Lizzie]

No, they're eating your trash for now. Maybe we should domesticate them. Can we? Is it as simple as squirrels? Do you want me to ask James how we get these bears to be.

[Rylan]

Then I was thinking, yeah, over the weekend. Like, a house is a little further back. Their. Their trash cans had been gone through too. And I just didn't think anything of it.

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Rylan]

So I think they're making their way up towards Calabasas.

[Lizzie]

I'm like, are they black bears?

[Rylan]

I don't know.

[Lizzie]

Well, what's BB?

[Rylan]

What is what? BB14 is a black bear.

[Lizzie]

For real?

[Rylan]

Yeah. With her three black clubs there.

[Lizzie]

Are they? Dang.

[Rylan]

That's like right outside my bedroom.

[Lizzie]

Where do bear fathers go?

[Rylan]

I don't know. I've been.

[Lizzie]

Where is she from?

[Rylan]

I've been hiking in the neighborhood alone with Riley from.

[Lizzie]

When does BB14 hail like these bears.

[Rylan]

Were only born like 5 months ago. The cubs are only 5 months old and is.

[Lizzie]

And where is their mama from? Here?

[Chris]

What?

[Rylan]

Oh no.

[Lizzie]

What?

[Rylan]

Well, I don't know if. Oh, Ernie. Not your Ernie.

[Lizzie]

Stacy's Ernie.

[Rylan]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

What happened?

[Rylan]

Stricken with disease.

[Lizzie]

No, not hand, foot, mouth. It is.

[Rylan]

Poor guy has hfm. Pray for us. Oh no, it's coming. Oh no, it's looming.

[Lizzie]

My friend has her son home today because they've got an outbreak of HFM at their daycare.

[Rylan]

Do you encounter this person?

[Lizzie]

No.

[Rylan]

So we have black bears.

[Lizzie]

I keep thinking I have hand. Well, you can't see it now, but I kept seeing.

[Rylan]

Get away from us. Let me finish.

[Lizzie]

Because I had. I got clawed. So I had like a pink sore here.

[Rylan]

Into a bear too?

[Lizzie]

No. Unless you count my son as a bear. I mean, so I had a pink bump there, a pink bump there, and a pink bump there. But these were a burn, so they were just burns.

[Rylan]

Ask Chat GPT. If black bears are gonna harm me. You don't.

[Chris]

No. We need to domesticate them.

[Rylan]

Like this is going to harm me.

[Lizzie]

Stupid.

[Rylan]

What I need to know. Good question. That's smart to ask. Black bears can harm you, but they rarely want to. They're shy, cautious, and avoid humans whenever possible. Okay. Attacks are extremely uncommon. Fewer than one fatal black attack happens per year. Okay. I was hoping ever.

[Lizzie]

Well, that's fewer than one girl.

[Rylan]

Fewer than one than. Okay, so they might get close if they smell food, if there's cubs are nearby.

[Lizzie]

I think it's fine.

[Rylan]

So now I've got to figure out how to lock up my trash cans and keep them away. I'm hoping they're just.

[Lizzie]

Why do you want to keep them away? Why can't they be friends?

[Rylan]

They can. I just have children.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, but they're asleep at 2:30am I.

[Rylan]

Mean, I don't know if they're gonna ever be roaming around in the morning.

[Lizzie]

Have you ever seen the footage of like French bulldogs attacking bears? It's so funny. French bulldogs are so nuts.

[Rylan]

Dude. Does it end tragically?

[Lizzie]

No. The bear. The bulldog wins.

[Unknown/Assistant]

What?

[Rylan]

Oh yeah, a little bulldog.

[Lizzie]

I shouldn't be afraid or just get a Frenchie.

[Rylan]

I can't. That's like a full time job.

[Lizzie]

I know.

[Rylan]

And a full time expense.

[Lizzie]

Last night we were woken up twice. Bobo was like Bobo in bed.

[Rylan]

But my kids call their nanny, my.

[Lizzie]

Kids call their brother Bobo and Icky when had a little reverse sneeze fit. And because I'm pregnant, I can't get up fast enough to like Fix his reverse knees. So I'm like, trying to get up like a turtle on her back. And Joe's sleeping and whatever hit him.

[Rylan]

Wake up. Do you want to tell us why you're mad at Joe? Oh, there's multiple reasons.

[Lizzie]

Oh, yeah. I do want to tell you. I do want to tell you. I want to tell you. I want to tell everyone. Everyone, listen up. I.

[Rylan]

You know this juice is over ice. It's right.

[Lizzie]

Do I have cacao in my teeth?

[Rylan]

No.

[Lizzie]

Okay. So my husband's working on a film with his business partner, AKA James.

[Rylan]

AKA your Adu husband.

[Lizzie]

AKA Adu husband. Videographer, editor.

[Rylan]

The. I don't know if I was only consuming you from the Internet's point of view. I would say you were. It looks like you guys are in a relation.

[Lizzie]

I would say it looks like he's my stepson.

[Rylan]

I would say. Watch her Vlogmas intro when it drops December 1st and tell me what you guys think. It's like Joe should be cookies.

[Lizzie]

Burn.

[Chris]

But that's okay.

[Rylan]

By the way, quick break on her rage festival for Joe for my first vlogmas is out tomorrow. When you're watching this.

[Lizzie]

Whoa.

[Rylan]

Thursday.

[Lizzie]

Whoa.

[Rylan]

Vlogmas number one.

[Lizzie]

Whoa.

[Rylan]

And it is. I didn't edit it, but it's incredible. Okay.

[Lizzie]

I saw some clips. It fucks.

[Rylan]

Wow. It really made me even more excited than I am than I have been for Christmas. Just like watching the edit back. And so I hope that everybody enjoys it. But it is on my channel tomorrow.

[Lizzie]

You know what's on my channel yesterday?

[Rylan]

What?

[Lizzie]

Pack in my hospital bag for Ernest.

[Rylan]

Mm. Oh, my God. What's different? What did. What did you decide to change from your first baby?

[Lizzie]

Lots of things.

[Rylan]

Really? Yeah.

[Lizzie]

I had a little menti be about it.

[Rylan]

Why?

[Lizzie]

I watch the vlog.

[Rylan]

Okay. And you know, it's on Chris's channel.

[Lizzie]

Part duh.

[Rylan]

Part two of his Spencer club. So if you haven't seen part one, you can now binge part one and part two. You're welcome. Everything's linked in the description section below. Girlies.

[Lizzie]

So my husband's working on a film, and they started filming it when I was pregnant with Billy. And they owe them their film, a few pieces of footage, and so they're doing some shoots. Start the second week of December. Now I need everyone to know that I have been pitching myself to be in this film since its inception. I was like, let me be in it. Give me a role.

[Rylan]

I think she offered to be faceless. I think she decided to be tits out.

[Lizzie]

I said, I will do sex acts on camera for this film.

[Rylan]

And they still said no.

[Lizzie]

And they were like, well, then. Well, they.

[Rylan]

Well, he does not respect you like my husband does.

[Lizzie]

No. And he doesn't even want me.

[Chris]

He doesn't even want me.

[Lizzie]

Joe comes in. He goes, okay, I have a crazy thing, like, how would you feel if Billy was in the movie? And I was like, are you kidding? Billy in the movie? I was like, what about me? I've been begging to be in this film for years. Literal years. And then I settled. I was like, well, if you're not gonna put me in it, then I just want a title card that says, like, dedicated to my wife for without whom everything would be impossible. Impossible without. And they won't even agree to that. Then he comes in the other day and he goes, great news. I think I found a way to not just get Billy in the movie, but Ernie too. And I'm like, what? And then he goes, and Bubs and icky, and he's not joking.

[Rylan]

What?

[Lizzie]

And I'm like, what?

[Chris]

Put me in it. Put me in.

[Rylan]

Does he know my husband's putting you in?

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Rylan]

So is he not, like, feeling ashamed about that?

[Lizzie]

No, he has no feelings about it. And every time I bring it up, he thinks I'm just doing a bit. I'm like, this is not a bit.

[Rylan]

Well, what are your children gonna do starring in the movie?

[Lizzie]

I don't even know. But obviously they don't take direction because they barely communicate. And Billy gave me an attitude this weekend, which is pretty advanced if you think about it, because he doesn't even really speak. So the fact that he could give me an attitude was wild. Well, he was doing something that was dangerous. And I really only say no to him if he's doing something that's dangerous. And I was like, no, Billy, don't do that. And he went and, like, stomped his foot at me. And I was like. I literally was like. Because I'm.

[Chris]

Are you.

[Lizzie]

I'm used to him throwing his body to the ground in a movie, and he's a brat. I went, william homokay. I do not like that tone. He's like, you're right. This is so embarrassing.

[Rylan]

Those nails are gorgeous in Christmas.

[Lizzie]

No, they're not Christmas.

[Rylan]

Oh, my God, they're Christmas, girl.

[Lizzie]

They're blue.

[Rylan]

Oh, they looked Christmas tree green to me. I hate them.

[Lizzie]

This motherfucker. Okay, so, yeah, he took a tone with me. It was wild. He's a celebrity now. I'm like, I guess I'm just a stage mom.

[Chris]

I Guess I'm just a stage mom. And I'm never gonna have my big day ever.

[Rylan]

Ever. You are. You're gonna be in Shane's pilot.

[Lizzie]

Rip it up. I mean, am I?

[Rylan]

I mean, yeah. What do you mean?

[Lizzie]

Production seems to be working against me.

[Rylan]

You seem to be working against yourself.

[Lizzie]

No, they want me.

[Chris]

They literally.

[Rylan]

Do you have any disabilities? It's like something they legally.

[Lizzie]

They were just like, is there something we should know? And I was like, I will be pregnant.

[Rylan]

It said, disabilities or anything we should know. And she says, I'm 800 weeks pregnant.

[Lizzie]

I said, yes, I am. I am very pregnant.

[Rylan]

And so when they said, they're moving the shoe, they simply replied and said, she's pregnant. And then she thought she was being fired. I told Shane. She cried about that too. And I told Shane, I was like, no, Lizzie will show up. Even if she's in labor. Yeah, she'll show up. You can count on her being there.

[Lizzie]

I will be there. I'm gonna need to bring a nanny for myself, but we will be there. I texted because Joe's shooting his movie that week. So I texted my friend Claire and I was like, hey, I know you have a really cool, important job. Would you take a day off to escort me?

[Rylan]

She has to take a day off.

[Lizzie]

To do that, I think. So it's a weekday and she has a normal, like, job.

[Rylan]

Oh, my gosh.

[Lizzie]

And she's like, kind of a big deal.

[Rylan]

Are you gonna pay her to do that?

[Lizzie]

I thought about offering her money and then I was like, is that weird?

[Rylan]

I don't know, because I don't think.

[Lizzie]

I could cover what she makes in a day.

[Rylan]

At least, I guess there will be catering on set.

[Lizzie]

That's me drinking my green drink.

[Rylan]

So you didn't get the bear cup?

[Lizzie]

No, I didn't get the stupid Starbucks bear cup. No one did.

[Rylan]

You.

[Lizzie]

Did you spend $400 on it, you loser.

[Rylan]

I don't care about cups enough for that. Even Shane, like, sent me that. They're reselling for $400. And I don't even think he executed. And you know, Shane loves a cup.

[Lizzie]

Well, I thought I was waking up early to go get the barista cup at Starbucks. The cup that looks like a little bear at 9am it's very cute. And I get there and I go, do you have any bear cups? They're like, no, girl, we sold out at 4:30 in the morning. There was a line out the door, door. And we only. Our store only got two, so. What? Like, honestly, what?

[Rylan]

That's A big fu. Only two?

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Rylan]

And you know, they had six. But every employee that morning got one too.

[Lizzie]

Well, some of the Starbucks employees just bought them theirselves.

[Rylan]

That's what I mean. I know, they should too. And they should have first access. I mean, if you're waking up to work at Starbucks that early, like, yeah.

[Lizzie]

You should be selling a barista cup for 400 online. Get yours.

[Rylan]

They're keep it. It's not practical though. I saw a couple of videos that are not fantastic in cup holders and cars, so whatever. Sucks to suck because you guys are losers.

[Chris]

Losers with your barista cups.

[Lizzie]

But I was gonna, I was like on the Patreon walking to Starbucks to go get it and they were like, you should give it to Chris. Like I was going to Chris. Oh, but Starbucks hates you.

[Rylan]

They're homophobic. Sorry.

[Lizzie]

Super homophobic. And honestly, I felt like such an a hole. Cuz at the counter she's like, we sold out at 4:30am I was like, oh my God. I was like, were you here at 4:30? She was like, yeah, I work at 4:30am Every day. I was like, oh my God. And then I went, what time do you go to bed?

[Rylan]

What did she say?

[Lizzie]

She's like, I go to bed at like 8pm I was like, that's kind of late. I was like, I also go to bed at 8pm and it's hard for me to get up at 7:15. And that's a 12 hour night of sleep.

[Rylan]

Oh, I think it's the perfect time for another ad.

[Lizzie]

Okay.

[Rylan]

Thank you for your assistance.

[Lizzie]

Don't say I never did.

[Rylan]

Oh, I guess we'll, we'll transition to Hot Topics after the ad. So I guess my last thing, my last talking point, which isn't even really a talking point, it's just that I'm doing private coaching this week for acting.

[Lizzie]

What day?

[Rylan]

Get into it. Wednesday.

[Lizzie]

Hang out with me.

[Rylan]

Are you still doing Mommy and Me?

[Lizzie]

No.

[Rylan]

Okay, then I can.

[Lizzie]

And Billy Bob will be at school till 3.

[Rylan]

Oh, I can hang out with you before then.

[Lizzie]

Hell yeah.

[Rylan]

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[Lizzie]

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[Rylan]

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[Lizzie]

No.

[Rylan]

That'S not part of the lesson. You should be doing that. I can't every once in a while. Okay. Lizzy has prepared a slew of Hot topics.

[Lizzie]

Do you want to play my little game first?

[Rylan]

Oh, I forgot you had a game.

[Lizzie]

I mean, it's part of the Hot topics.

[Rylan]

Oh, okay, I'm interested.

[Lizzie]

Okay. So my third and final hot topic was I love All's Fair Kim Kardashian's literal zero percent Rotten Tomatoes.

[Rylan]

I love how she was promoting it like critics favorite show and then just she did like a dump on Instagram with all the horrible reviews. But then she did have the flex of being like, it's Hulu's number one most watched scripted series in three years. And she's like, well, thank you for watching.

[Lizzie]

It's awesome.

[Rylan]

Is it awesome? I started. I do want to dabble, but it was about 11:30pm And I was like, I have to try. I have to try. But I was like, I'm trying, Cam. I'm trying, but I couldn't.

[Lizzie]

Wherever you came, I will say it is absurd. And I have seen some of, like, the most talented women of, like, our generation, past generations, current generations, future generations, saying the most crazy dialogue I have ever heard on television. And I thought it would be so funny because we're actresses.

[Rylan]

Oh, my gosh, yes. Send it to me.

[Lizzie]

If you and I traded off on these quotes.

[Rylan]

Okay, can you send me some?

[Lizzie]

Can you open the docket on your phone?

[Rylan]

Oh, you have it in the docket?

[Lizzie]

Yeah. So it's like, ever 6 through 11 are all new. Are all quotes.

[Rylan]

Okay, I'm almost there. I'm almost there.

[Lizzie]

Okay, you want to do the first one and I'll give you a subtext. Or do you want me to do the first one so that you understand the tone?

[Rylan]

I think you do the first one.

[Chris]

So what if I give myself home perms?

[Lizzie]

It's economical.

[Chris]

You.

[Rylan]

So that's to her husband.

[Chris]

No, that's Sarah Paulson talking about how ugly she is in comparison to the hot chicks who have started a hot chick law firm, and they didn't ask her to join.

[Lizzie]

And Glenn Close is like, it's because you're ugly, sweetie. You have to.

[Chris]

You have to try harder because you're ugly. And so she screams, so what if I give myself home perms? It's economical. Fuck you.

[Rylan]

Okay. I think because I haven't seen it, I need to do one of the smaller lines.

[Lizzie]

I mean, do whatever you want. You know, the performance is yours to have fun with, girl.

[Rylan]

Somebody has a revenge. Oh, I don't know. I think I need to do it.

[Lizzie]

Throw it away.

[Chris]

Throw it away.

[Rylan]

Okay, I think you. You continue doing this. I don't know the tone or the voice yet. That somebody has a revenge vagina. That's good.

[Lizzie]

That's good. Do this one like you're warning someone. You're super warning someone that something bad's coming.

[Rylan]

Okay, pin your wig down, Allora. Oh, hold on. Pin your wig down, Aurora, because this might blow it back.

[Chris]

The dialogue is just so good.

[Lizzie]

You don't give us what we want. Everything we want. Those eggs will never see the inside of Elora's hoo ha. Because I will personally slather them in A1 steak sauce and eat Them with a side of fries, and I'll like it.

[Rylan]

You should pursue acting.

[Lizzie]

Tell my husband that.

[Chris]

Do you want to commit to that one now?

[Rylan]

Well, can you give me some context? Like this one?

[Lizzie]

I don't know. But if you wanted to make up your own context, you could, like, it could be like, oh, maybe it's someone that you don't really like, but you're recognizing for the first time that they have an internal glow, and you're irritated by the fact that you have to pay them a compliment, but you have to pay them a compliment. Is that too much?

[Rylan]

But to know about their vagina, I would have had to have seen it.

[Lizzie]

I mean, it's just an assumption one makes, like, oh. Like, oh, your aura is glowing.

[Rylan]

Somebody has a revenge vagina.

[Lizzie]

Nice.

[Chris]

Really good.

[Lizzie]

I guess I'll just do one more because it's very long. In honor of your big milestone, I present you with a fruit basket, organic and lightly brushed with salmonella and fecal matter. Eat a melon ball. Then maybe. Then maybe you can all give the ozempic you're mailing your mainlining arrest, you.

[Chris]

Fat, treacherous lawn chairs.

[Lizzie]

Sarah Paulson's character is still mad ten years later, and she sends a fruit basket to them that just looks like shit and everything. And like, all the set design and all the production value of this show is, like, big, big, beautiful. And then, like, this assistant's walking down the hallway with just, like, a, like, horrible thing. And then we're like, it smells like shit. And they're like, oh, my God, it is shit. And they read the card from Sarah Paulson, and she's just like, eat a melon ball. It's lightly brushed with salmonella and fecal matter. And now she has stick straight hair in her own practice.

[Rylan]

It's awesome. All right, I'm gonna have to dabble into that maybe tonight.

[Lizzie]

It's like, you don't really have to. If you have other things that you need to do, put it on in the background and randomly you'll just hear someone shouting or saying something where you're like, o.

[Rylan]

And how's Kim?

[Lizzie]

Kim is trying so hard. Kim is trying so, so hard. She's done a lot of work.

[Rylan]

Okay, good.

[Lizzie]

She's. She's like. She's working.

[Rylan]

Okay.

[Lizzie]

She's working hard.

[Rylan]

She has the lines memorized.

[Lizzie]

More than that, she's made choices.

[Rylan]

Okay.

[Lizzie]

And she's made choices.

[Rylan]

Okay, do I have a booger sticking out?

[Lizzie]

But you can see the steam kind of coming out of her ears with every choice that she's made like. I will put my martini glass exactly here. Then I shall cross, sit down upon the couch as I've been directed, and then I will listen. This is my listening face. Then I'm gonna feel bad about something that was said and I'm gonna bring it back to my own words.

[Rylan]

Great. Yeah, great. I. I started watching that. The show from the creator of Breaking Bad.

[Lizzie]

Oh, better. Oh, the new one. Is it good? Are you okay?

[Rylan]

I don't know how you say it.

[Lizzie]

What is it called? What is it? Someone tell someone. Look it up. Chris, what are you talking about?

[Rylan]

I don't know. It's confusing. Like, is. Is a spaceship coming to end the world? Are aliens ending the world? Or was it a disease made in a lab that's ending the world? We don't know yet.

[Lizzie]

Oh, plurib.

[Rylan]

Exactly. Now you know. Now you know. Now you know.

[Lizzie]

Also, who is.

[Rylan]

Has a hundred percent on Rotten Tomatoes? So it's like such a. Such the array of things right now. We got the zero percent, all's fair and the hundred percent. Anyways, I'm intrigued.

[Lizzie]

It looks spooky.

[Rylan]

It is kind of spooky. I was watching that before I went to bed on a different night. And I was like, I can't watch this before I go to bed.

[Lizzie]

I probably can't watch it at all.

[Rylan]

Then. Oh, then, no.

[Lizzie]

Sad. I am reading a book that's about the end of the world, kind of. But it's fun. It's called Project Hail Mary, but yeah.

[Rylan]

Okay, what are your hot topics?

[Lizzie]

Sorry, I forgot about that part. I just really liked that game.

[Rylan]

You guys are probably so hot. It's 90 degrees in Los Angeles on November 10, and yet you need some iced tea. I don't know what I'm saying.

[Lizzie]

Oh, you were trying to do it.

[Rylan]

I was trying to.

[Lizzie]

I just was.

[Rylan]

And then I got distracted by notifications.

[Lizzie]

On my phone about chickens.

[Rylan]

About chickens. Okay, you're. You have a. Shut up.

[Lizzie]

Shut up. I don't know how to read paper. It's in my contract that I don't read paper.

[Rylan]

So Gen Z of you.

[Lizzie]

Okay. Last week I had a lot to say. I'm so uncomfortable. Hold on, hold on. We gotta get my butt behind my spine a little bit here. I don't know how to get it there, though, because I'm so heavy. So getting to there is.

[Rylan]

You just have a big boy. How. How much does Ernie or not Ernie. Billy Way?

[Lizzie]

I don't know, but he is heavier than your kids.

[Rylan]

Yeah, well, that. I just got them Weights. And that's why I was curious.

[Lizzie]

I think he might be like, £30 or something. Him thick.

[Rylan]

Must be that formula, because my kids eat all day long.

[Lizzie]

I mean, he's not on formula anymore.

[Rylan]

And they're 25 pounders.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, he's definitely fatter than your kids. Anyway, Ernie is head down and his feet are over here on. The doctor was like, he's got long legs.

[Rylan]

It's like, what about his hair?

[Lizzie]

He might have hair because I have a acid reflux, but he also might not have hair because I also have bad karma.

[Rylan]

Finally, you admit the karma's real.

[Lizzie]

Maybe my pregnancies suck because of my karma. And I wouldn't feel so bad if I wasn't constantly shit talking, hideous babies. And Northwest.

[Rylan]

Oh, yeah, says the girl with a literal skims campaign.

[Lizzie]

Can you believe that?

[Rylan]

No, I can't. I always thought skims didn't sponsor this podcast because of her, because, like, she'll run her mouth too freely.

[Lizzie]

Nope. Turns out it's him.

[Chris]

Turns out it's me. They're sponsoring her vlog, period.

[Rylan]

And I was like, I literally, in a recent vlog, like, made a whole, like, 15 minute bit about going to the skims store on Sunset Boulevard.

[Lizzie]

And they still don't want it.

[Rylan]

No, they want nothing to do with me.

[Lizzie]

I will say the skims loungewear. This is not paid. I put it on.

[Rylan]

I wish it was.

[Lizzie]

And breathed a sigh of relief. It is so fucking comfortable. Sorry.

[Rylan]

Let's get a sponsorship. Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim.

[Lizzie]

And I love your show, Cam. What was I even talking about?

[Rylan]

The actual Kardashians. Did you watch that?

[Lizzie]

A little bit. A little bit.

[Rylan]

Okay, what's going on topic? No, no, I'm pivoting. Oh, I'm sure nothing's going on in the Kardashians.

[Lizzie]

No, a lot. They sold their old house that they all grew up in, and they brought Chris back.

[Rylan]

Still on the market.

[Lizzie]

Why don't you buy it?

[Rylan]

I don't like it. I mean, I. I like it, but I don't want to live in it.

[Lizzie]

Also, is it like $80 million?

[Rylan]

I think it's 8. I think it's 12. I don't know.

[Lizzie]

Oh, super affordable. So here's the deal.

[Rylan]

Yeah, I also can't afford it, but.

[Lizzie]

It'S mostly because I hate the kitchen. So last week we talked about David harbor and Lily Allen.

[Rylan]

Yeah. Explain them. Showing up at the Stranger Things red carpet together, huh? Knew it.

[Lizzie]

Well, that's misleading. He did not show up with Lily Allen. He showed up with Millie. Bobby Brown.

[Rylan]

Oh, I was thinking it. That's why I said it.

[Unknown/Assistant]

It.

[Rylan]

So.

[Lizzie]

So Millie Bobby Brown. It was alleged by Daily Mail UK that Millie Bobby Brown had filed a harassment and bullying claim against David harbor at Netflix and that they were launching an investigation that allegedly they had to have somebody on set for the final days of filming to, like, make sure she was treated properly. And all of this was on the tail end of Lily Allen, David Harbour's ex wife of four years, dropping an album that is literally so literal and brutal and honest about what he made her live through in a. I'm gonna call it an emotionally abusive relationship, because it feels like it was. And if you're a girl's girl, you buy that album.

[Rylan]

I haven't listened yet, but I do. Is it good too? Like, is the music good and the storytelling is good, or is it just the storytelling feelings?

[Lizzie]

Like, jaw dropping, my eyes were breaking out of my head. Shattered retinas dripping out of my face like China.

[Rylan]

So I know he showed up with Millie Bobby Brown. Did he do press? Because I'm sure all the questions would. I mean, maybe they'd ask about Millie, but they'd be like, so how. What's your reaction to your ex wife's brutal album about how horrible you are?

[Lizzie]

I didn't see anything about Lily Allen's album, but everybody was like, like, why are you showing up with Millie if Millie just filed a claim against you and, like, all this stuff. And so they're asking Millie, like, what's your relationship like with him? And she's like, I love him. He's like a father figure to me in the show. So, you know, we have all the scenes together and he's just been with me through all these major things and I just couldn't love him more.

[Rylan]

So she's not a girl's girl.

[Lizzie]

I don't know if that's the case. I just think that maybe she. Maybe the Daily Mail UK has a bad. A bad source.

[Rylan]

Obviously, that's probably not true. But then, does she not care about Lily Allen?

[Lizzie]

I.

[Rylan]

Not that it's her obligation.

[Lizzie]

It's such a. It's so complicated. It's so complicated because I literally, I. Listening to the Lily Allen. It's called West End. Listening to that album, I was like, oh, if I see him in public, it's on site.

[Rylan]

Well, that's what. So that's what I mean.

[Lizzie]

Like, I'd have to throw something at him at least and be like, you.

[Rylan]

And Millie's all of us. Millie's been working with him for. I probably can't even count how many years on.

[Lizzie]

She was 11 and she's 21.

[Rylan]

So she has a relationship with him, and if it's never been a toxic. If he's never. If she's never experienced bad behavior.

[Lizzie]

I mean, I honestly, I don't know.

[Rylan]

That it's her responsibility at her premiere to be like, fuck him. Yeah.

[Lizzie]

No. I also feel like people. And this is going to be controversial. Men like him are only a risk if you love them and date them. If you're in love with them and dating.

[Rylan]

Right. Yes. Like, if you're their number one or honestly, not even their number one because they're cheating on you, but, I mean, you're there in.

[Lizzie]

Technically speaking, I think you'd be a bottom. Right.

[Rylan]

Period.

[Lizzie]

Right.

[Rylan]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

Okay. I mean, in a world. In the world of.

[Rylan]

I'm not. I didn't fully comprehend it, if I'm gonna be honest.

[Lizzie]

No, I think that's the terminology for it. I think that's.

[Rylan]

Oh, so it's okay.

[Lizzie]

You want to be a bottom if you are engaging in a. Okay, open relationship that you think that you understand the terms of, and then you really quickly realize that it's not the terms you agreed to and you're just being horrific.

[Rylan]

Well, I'm still curious, like, did they go into this with an open relationship, or did she catch a cheating and then agreed to an open relationship? Because that's very different.

[Lizzie]

So what I've surmised from the album is they went into it and she found out that he needed to have sex and other people.

[Rylan]

That's. That would be my first big problem. I'd be like, I married you, and now you're telling me this. I could kill. Maybe it was.

[Lizzie]

I mean, I don't know what. I don't know about that. But there's like, it's. I literally. I had to turn the album off because I was so livid upon my second listening. And I was just sitting there and saying, because, like, I've been cheated on horribly and just listening to some of the lyrics of these songs, I was like, oh, my God. And ruminating and ruminating and, okay, if that's what you need to be happy, then, okay, I just want you to be happy. And here are the rules. Because I can be cool with this. Like, you don't know their names. You always have to pay for it. You don't. You know, like, never in our house. And then it's like, then who the fuck is Madeline? Who is she? And then she, like, Plays out this conversation of a woman, like, pretending to be a girl's girl. She's like, he told me you were fine with it and that you knew all about it. And I'm so sorry. And I never would have done this if I had known that you didn't. Like, all these things that are just so stereotypical of this relationship. Like, what's so sad is, you know, this isn't a unique story. Like, I identify with it and I'm sure a lot of other women identify with it. And all of us kind of make these concessions for love and we, like, kind of make these. It like, it's like Sabrina Carpenter song. Like, you don't have to lie to girls.

[Rylan]

Right.

[Lizzie]

We'll lie to ourselves if we really, really like you.

[Rylan]

Right.

[Lizzie]

And so it just.

[Rylan]

It breaks my heart and it is such a fine. I mean, I haven't listened to the album. I don't know all the details, but it's like, it's such a hard thing because it's like, Yeah, I guess, like, I don't think he should. His life should be ruined. Or.

[Lizzie]

I agree. I don't think his life should be ruined, but.

[Rylan]

But it's like, don't get in a relationship with him.

[Lizzie]

Put a scarlet letter on that motherf. You joking?

[Rylan]

Because I even think back to, like, I don't know. I don't. I don't want to get in the weeds of somebody else's drama. No other. I just was gonna bring up another person that had a similar situation that got. Their life is now destroyed and they're unable to work.

[Lizzie]

I can think of a million. Million.

[Rylan]

Yeah. And it's like, I don't. It's hard, though, when you're public, when you're a public Persona. I don't. I don't know.

[Lizzie]

It's.

[Rylan]

It's.

[Lizzie]

I mean, I think that there's a difference between violent behav. Poor behavior.

[Rylan]

Being. Yeah. Like, you don't want to be in his inner circle.

[Lizzie]

I don't want to be his wife.

[Rylan]

Sure.

[Lizzie]

I want to be his girlfriend. Yeah.

[Rylan]

Right.

[Lizzie]

And one thing that I also wanted to bring up that I thought was kind of interesting is a few years ago, I heard David Harbour on the armchair. Is that what it's called?

[Rylan]

Armchair Expert Expert or With Pot with Dex.

[Lizzie]

And they were having an in depth conversation about sobriety, like emotional sobriety and what programs they work and all this stuff. And it's like. Like, it just goes to show, like, you can think you're sober from all of these things, but it's like, at the end of the day, your addiction is a hole inside of you, and it's not the substance that's the problem. It's you that causes the hole. So if you're not going to work on remedying yourself, you are going to act out, like, a right, and you're. And. And you're going to hurt people. And when you hurt people, hopefully you feel shame about it, and that shame is gonna affect your sobriety. So it's like, get right with the Lord for yourself. We're selfish creatures. Do it for yourself so that you can sleep at night. How do you sleep at night when you're fucking hundreds of women and you're married? Like, that's so nuts to me. It just doesn't compute.

[Rylan]

And so. Well, I guess, like, whatever the substance may be, maybe it's to fill a void. And then when you remove the substance, you try to work to manage or repair the void.

[Lizzie]

Well, when I say substance, I literally mean anything like money, addictive personality, food, clothes, French bulldogs, coffee, whatever it may be. All of those things are distractions from the work that you need to do to improve yourself so that you can just sit with yourself. And being able to sit with yourself is really just the answer, because the second you can sit with yourself, you're not an asshole to anyone around you.

[Rylan]

You.

[Lizzie]

It's crazy how that works. It's like turning on the lights in a room. It's like, oh, I can see. That's crazy.

[Rylan]

Wow.

[Lizzie]

But, yeah, that was. That's what I was thinking about when I. And then I. I literally can't listen to the album anymore because, like, getting those lyrics stuck in my head, I'm like, I'm too hormonal for this. Like, I want to hurt.

[Rylan]

Take it out on Joe.

[Lizzie]

No, I was going to say, I got to take it out on Joe. I got to sit all the men in my life down and say, listen to this and understand the power you hold over us because we love you.

[Rylan]

Wow.

[Lizzie]

Okay.

[Rylan]

Oh, you can read from paper all of a sudden.

[Lizzie]

No, you're right. I shouldn't even look at that.

[Rylan]

Oh, my gosh. You have. Oh, those are a lot of things. Okay. Orlando Bloom posed with a woman who.

[Chris]

Was another deplorable man.

[Lizzie]

Orlando Bloom. Here's the deal. This isn't the Hot Topic, but my Hot Topic is Everyone's like. It's like, no, Orlando Bloom. Bloom's a loser.

[Rylan]

I don't know anything about him.

[Lizzie]

Loser. Literally, if you. If there was something worth knowing, don't you think you would. Don't answer that. He's a loser. Okay, well, I'm extra saying it because he took a picture with an actress named Rachel Whatever. I've never heard of this. And Rachel Whatever is dressed, cosplaying Katy Perry in her blue origin suit and making fun of her. And Orlando Bloom posed for a picture with her, by the way. Orlando, I didn't even recognize you. I literally could not pull you out of a lineup right now. That is how insignificant you are, you nasty face. You could never go to space, you loser.

[Rylan]

Katy Perry has got her revenge body on and popping pyramid. She is, like, in her new music video. I was like, oh, my God. She's, like, doing nothing, and her, like, muscles are popping, stopping. I'm just like, oh, my gosh, this bitch is fit as. It's scary how fit she is.

[Lizzie]

Honestly, I like her again.

[Rylan]

I. I never stopped.

[Lizzie]

I think she has a hard time being likable.

[Rylan]

Well, it's hard. It's hard.

[Lizzie]

I get it. Listen, I just mean me more than most.

[Rylan]

It. It's a. It's hard. It's hard.

[Lizzie]

I was. I was talking to the young woman who's been doing the Sips Clips fan page, and she said, you know, I see people.

[Rylan]

She has an accent.

[Lizzie]

She's. She's English.

[Rylan]

She's from England.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, she's in England right now. But listen, she goes, people who've never heard of you guys see Rylan and say, oh, he's so funny. And, like, they don't know who you are at all. And they go, that woman's so angry.

[Chris]

Funny gig.

[Rylan]

I had an angry pregnant woman. Perfect.

[Chris]

Podcast it is.

[Lizzie]

But that just killed me. And also, it felt like she was.

[Chris]

Like, grasping for something nice to say about me.

[Lizzie]

It's like, just say, I'm pretty. God.

[Rylan]

Okay, well, I pray to God that we're gonna be able to get our paws on one of these pies at Taco Bell.

[Lizzie]

Wait, I know. I have more items.

[Rylan]

People get so annoyed when I get over it, but I'm like, I have one more item. Okay, we're at 106 minutes. People act like that's not a problem.

[Lizzie]

They love a fucking angry ginger pregnant bitch and a funny gay. They love it, okay? They want more of it. They try so hard, they can't rise above it. What?

[Rylan]

Did you see your lobster ornament?

[Lizzie]

No.

[Rylan]

Oh, it's back there.

[Lizzie]

It's like you tried to hide it.

[Rylan]

I didn't. Chris was the one that placed the tree, so he hates you.

[Lizzie]

Wait, what you hidden.

[Rylan]

It's Chris's fault.

[Lizzie]

My lobster representation. Okay, so the Grammy nominations are out and Chris hates me.

[Rylan]

Crispy station.

[Lizzie]

Yeah. No, I'm just kidding. But the Grammy nominations are out and something interesting has happened.

[Rylan]

What?

[Lizzie]

Well, two Hype House alumni have been nominated for Grammys for New Artist of the Year.

[Rylan]

Alex Warren.

[Lizzie]

Alex Warren. And my best friend, Addison Rae.

[Rylan]

Really? They nominated her for a Grammy?

[Lizzie]

They nominated.

[Rylan]

Is her album good? I haven't heard it.

[Lizzie]

I have not either. But I love it and I love her.

[Rylan]

Good, good.

[Lizzie]

You know what's crazy? Do you remember the kid who started the Hype House? That guy Thomas Whatever. Does he have a last name? Well, I do. I saw him walking outside the other day.

[Rylan]

Here? Yeah, yeah, right here.

[Lizzie]

Uhhuh.

[Rylan]

Wow.

[Lizzie]

I was pulling out, I was like, wow. I said to myself, I wonder what he's been up to.

[Rylan]

I feel like I just saw someone famous. I don't know that we can call him famous. Oh, okay. Rude. That's what somebody would say about us too. It's true.

[Lizzie]

No, like I'm notoriously angry. Like that's like.

[Rylan]

You and Kevin have so much more in common than you think.

[Lizzie]

Kevin.

[Rylan]

Yeah, I think he's angry too. Right?

[Lizzie]

Oh, Kevin Klein. Should we give them the sad update? Oh, we can't make it work, you guys. We're so sorry. I'm too petty and angry and find time in my.

[Rylan]

I'm an actor now.

[Lizzie]

We're both, you know, we're acting our little hearts out. I'm watching All's Fair. Rylan's gotten bears. You know, he's got five bears. Yes. The race.

[Rylan]

I have two children. It's like just feeding them is a full time job.

[Lizzie]

And you want me and do you.

[Rylan]

Know how much bears mid Wilshire, where there's no Hotels at 8am and then.

[Lizzie]

Factor in the fact that we can't even come in costume. And I just.

[Rylan]

I'm out and they're not even offering money.

[Lizzie]

And that is honestly the most important thing that we need to focus on here.

[Rylan]

Maybe one day we'll make it work.

[Lizzie]

We wish we could make it.

[Rylan]

My favorite comment was somebody who said, well, it's a radio show. Can't you just call in? And I was like, can't we just call in?

[Lizzie]

Can we call in?

[Rylan]

Can we, Vanessa? Can we just call in?

[Lizzie]

But like. And then I started thinking about up.

[Rylan]

At 8am I just can't be an hour away at 8am oh, I'm not.

[Lizzie]

I. My alarm goes off at 7:50. But I don't really roll out of bed.

[Rylan]

So Bill stays asleep that late?

[Lizzie]

No, not anymore.

[Rylan]

And it's tragic after the time change, huh?

[Lizzie]

Yeah, No, I think it's that he's just getting bigger and he's like, I don't need to sleep 12 hours right now. Now.

[Rylan]

Oh.

[Lizzie]

I'm like, good for you, little buddy. I love him so much.

[Rylan]

Okay, we gotta go.

[Lizzie]

He's so funny.

[Rylan]

We're doing the. The butter the pies at Taco Bell.

[Lizzie]

They're pies. But can I just say one thing about him?

[Rylan]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

He has preferences about what he wears now.

[Rylan]

And what does he like?

[Lizzie]

Well, we went online shopping together and he went. He likes a squirrel shirt. Squirrel. And he tries to feed his little squirrel shirt on his tummy. So I need to order him more squirrel shirts. And they're cheap.

[Rylan]

Like, kids eat. They like make their stuffed animals eat. Yeah, they're eating. Eat, eat.

[Lizzie]

Because that's all our kids do.

[Rylan]

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[Lizzie]

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[Rylan]

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[Lizzie]

Usually I'm in bed and I can't get out of bed to even function to think about eating. And I spend like crazy amount of money on takeout food. But having the hellofresh box at my house has meant that I can make dinner in like 30 minutes, eat it and go to bed.

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[Lizzie]

The other thing is, it's really hard for me to sort of like diversify Billy's like, food. And so having the hellofresh box means I'm ordering something different every week. And guess who's eating it up? My. My one year old. He's loving it.

[Rylan]

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[Lizzie]

It feels like it's midnight, right?

[Rylan]

We've been doing all this eating crap.

[Lizzie]

I can't believe we have to vlog with this mouth now.

[Rylan]

Oh, I mean, we're only eating one thing today. And if they don't have that pie, we're really screwed.

[Lizzie]

Then we're just going home and taking.

[Rylan]

A bath, and then my husband's gonna kill me.

[Lizzie]

We don't take enough baths together. You guys.

[Unknown/Assistant]

Why doesn't this restaurant have the name anywhere?

[Lizzie]

What is this place called? Joe's. Like, where are you? I'm like, check my location, you idiot.

[Rylan]

Things Fish Grill or something. Yeah.

[Lizzie]

Is this where we're having all our celebrations going forward? Are we on YouTube? Yeah. Where are we? What are we talking about? King's Fish Grill and. Oh, yeah, we like it. Love it. It. Hate it.

[Rylan]

Loved it.

[Lizzie]

I love it.

[Rylan]

Love it. You're from where?

[Lizzie]

Here?

[Rylan]

From here.

[Lizzie]

It's the first time here? Second. Okay.

[Rylan]

So you're coming back? Oh, yeah. All right, girl. Get it. What about you?

[Lizzie]

We're heading in there now to get my A million. Oh, it's so good, huh? We're down here. Yeah. I'm going for an herbalist, which is a gin martini straight up in a martini glass. Looks like you're having a green smoothie, so I can rationalize it.

[Rylan]

And that's it.

[Lizzie]

We love it.

[Rylan]

Congrats.

[Lizzie]

Where are you guys going now? Taco Bell.

[Rylan]

Oh, we have to try. We have to eat for the video. That's what people like to click on. This is our real lunch.

[Lizzie]

I follow all those on YouTube, just so you know. And I watch all of them, like.

[Rylan]

Try all the new fast food and.

[Lizzie]

Get so lost in YouTube that I'm. He's like, what the fuck? What can we say on YouTube? He'll say, what the honey? And I'm like, I'm watching YouTube and I got all kinds of ideas for new restaurants. When you pause your video, she has an NDA for you, too, to sign.

[Rylan]

Have a good night.

[Lizzie]

Have a good, happy eating.

[Rylan]

Okay? Thank you so much.

[Lizzie]

Yay. Like and subscribe.

[Chris]

Ah, thank you.

[Lizzie]

Is that a bee? It's a bee, and it's by your dick.

[Unknown/Assistant]

I love her.

[Rylan]

I love her.

[Lizzie]

That should go in the main part, right?

[Rylan]

All right, girls, we just had our, like, real lunch. Because of Taco Bell, we're having dessert, so we wanted to fill up on King's fish. Grand.

[Lizzie]

Real.

[Rylan]

We documented that on the Patreon. Not to plug the Patreon, but I'm putting on the Patreon. Oh, you're gonna die, Chris. Sorry.

[Lizzie]

Oh, sorry, Chris. It was behind me, too. Otherwise, I would have said, watch your back. No one had our backs.

[Rylan]

We just ran into the sweetest woman. I wish we would have plugged our channel so she could have enjoyed. She's going in for a gin martini on a Monday. She's really cool.

[Lizzie]

I bet she's rich and successful.

[Rylan]

I. She said, oh, I live right here. I've been here a million times. And I was like, girl.

[Lizzie]

I kind of just wanted her to hold me a little bit. I'm gonna be real with you. I just wanted to be held.

[Rylan]

She probably has a few kids, right?

[Lizzie]

I don't know. She's living a good life. She might not.

[Rylan]

I mean. They're off.

[Lizzie]

They're off.

[Rylan]

They're out of the house. Okay, you guys, we're going to Taco Bell. If they don't have the pie, we're gonna cry.

[Lizzie]

Also, sorry about the status of my lips.

[Rylan]

Hey, girls. And welcome back to the sip. It's getting really confusing. What's going on the sip? And what's going on the after sip? Okay, here we are. We're about to go through Taco Bell. I'm not driving. Somebody else is.

[Lizzie]

How this works. Like, it's literally like a drone program and someone at Tesla, and that's why you have to pay a monthly subscription for it.

[Rylan]

No, it's like that one. Yeah. Have you seen those new robots?

[Lizzie]

No.

[Rylan]

You haven't?

[Lizzie]

No.

[Rylan]

There's a new robot being released for 20 grand, and they would. You're gonna kill Chris.

[Lizzie]

No, he's in the middle.

[Rylan]

Stop.

[Lizzie]

I checked.

[Rylan]

We're working. And the robot is 20 grand, and it will do your household chores. Stop it.

[Lizzie]

I need this.

[Rylan]

Oh, my God. How is it so busy?

[Unknown/Assistant]

This has happened every time I've come home from the office lately.

[Rylan]

What do you mean?

[Unknown/Assistant]

It's been like this.

[Rylan]

Do you think school. Oh, school's out.

[Lizzie]

Good news. There's no school tomorrow.

[Rylan]

Okay, let me go. Oh, God. Thank you, girls.

[Lizzie]

It got jerky immediately the moment he started.

[Rylan]

I can't even explain to you losers what happened. You wouldn't understand. It's a man thing and I'm with a bunch of little sissies.

[Unknown/Assistant]

Do you want this camera up there?

[Rylan]

Yes. No thanks.

[Lizzie]

Chris wishes we would, and honestly, I don't think he's wrong. Chris, maybe pull your app out and just do it right.

[Rylan]

What do you mean? Does it help?

[Lizzie]

We're gonna struggle through this. Yeah, apparently it does. Chris told me one time when we came here. It helps.

[Rylan]

I. Could I get the new Baja Blast pie? What is it? The Baja Blast? Unfortunately, we don't have any at the moment. I guess we. We already sold out.

[Lizzie]

Oh, no.

[Rylan]

Yeah. I'm sorry.

[Lizzie]

See you later.

[Rylan]

Okay. Thank you. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. No worries.

[Lizzie]

Should we quickly eat the episode and act like we're eating it and not?

[Unknown/Assistant]

Oh, we got to try one more.

[Rylan]

Yeah, we have to try one more. We don't have any. Would you rather eat? We just ate ourselves to death.

[Lizzie]

Where is another one?

[Rylan]

I don't know. Eat it. What'd you just say about your kid?

[Chris]

He's stupid.

[Lizzie]

He's stupidly advanced and it's awfully hard for me to manage.

[Chris]

If he was just a dumb baby.

[Lizzie]

Like all the other ones, it wouldn't be so hard. But he's just so smart and physically capable. I might vomit right now.

[Rylan]

No.

[Unknown/Assistant]

Baja Blast pie.

[Lizzie]

They better. Darn.

[Unknown/Assistant]

Okay, thank you.

[Lizzie]

Oh, that's a wrap.

[Unknown/Assistant]

Well, the closer one we're to going.

[Rylan]

Going to.

[Unknown/Assistant]

Didn't answer. This one answered. They don't have it. But I'm. I'm trying other locations.

[Lizzie]

Don't you dare.

[Unknown/Assistant]

But the one we're going to, they didn't answer.

[Lizzie]

This is my well lit.

[Rylan]

We don't have a backup plan. No, I. I was fine with having a like, prolonged lunch because I was like, oh, the pie is so easy. Like we just get the pie and take a bite of the pie and.

[Lizzie]

Now I've ruined everything and I'm dying.

[Rylan]

Oh, no. We gotta go.

[Chris]

We have to tell you something.

[Rylan]

This is why people don't work with pregnant people.

[Chris]

We have bad news for you guys.

[Lizzie]

There is no such thing as the Baja plast pie.

[Rylan]

And if you saw other people eating them online, it was like a Mandela effect.

[Lizzie]

They lied. And Shane and Spencer aren't Actually, in this episode, though, they did grace the.

[Chris]

Presence of the thumbnail. We gotcha.

[Rylan]

Ah, stop sign.

[Lizzie]

And that's gotcha journalism. But you know what? I'm here to tell you we love you.

[Rylan]

Lizzie's trying to bail on us eating.

[Lizzie]

Here's the crazy thing. I might be dying right now.

[Rylan]

Should we stop by the hospital and do hospital food?

[Chris]

No, I should just get in the bath. You guys are being crazy.

[Rylan]

Checked on.

[Lizzie]

Let's just check one less Taco Bell for a Baja Blast. Maybe offer me some chapstick. I don't know. Not just.

[Rylan]

I don't have any.

[Lizzie]

Great.

[Rylan]

You want to lather on some chicken sauce?

[Lizzie]

Yeah, that actually would probably. So the.

[Rylan]

The. Put it. We're waiting.

[Lizzie]

Here's. I'm not doing it. I'll vomit.

[Unknown/Assistant]

If you want to put some of this on your finger, you can have some.

[Lizzie]

Oh, yeah, I do.

[Rylan]

You're sharing gloss here.

[Lizzie]

I'll hold the camera. You put it on this finger. What's in frame? Does anyone know?

[Rylan]

There's also a billion schools getting out.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, this is not a good time for anyone. I know. We're overexposed and how much I look like a ghost.

[Unknown/Assistant]

Is that crazy? Is that good? Do you want more?

[Lizzie]

That seems crazy.

[Unknown/Assistant]

I didn't want to give you a cheap.

[Lizzie]

I'm so bummed. We saw a really cute girl at lunch, and I was so insecure about my butthole mouth because I'd been eating crab that when she came over, I was, like, super weird, and I thought she had a Taylor Swift necklace on. And then I was like, don't be that girl. Don't be like, did you get that at the Taylor Swift fan shop? And then I realized her necklace is so much nicer than my Taylor Swift fan necklace.

[Rylan]

Oh, now you're dragging Taylor.

[Lizzie]

Okay, my lips are not better.

[Unknown/Assistant]

I'm sorry. And that's supposed to be for, like, I can't.

[Lizzie]

Oh, God, they're so bad.

[Rylan]

I can't find photos.

[Lizzie]

They're so bad. Look at this. Do you have baby wipes in here? Do you have. Look at them.

[Rylan]

You can have background text messages now.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, but look, it's like I. It's still like I ate a butt. It's like Jennifer Coolidge messed up her lip liner.

[Rylan]

Oh, my God. You can have backgrounds for text messages now. Oh, that's so fun. Rylan's on a completely different. Thank goodness. Wait, did you know that?

[Lizzie]

And that's the sip. We'll see you guys next week. We love you very much. Goodbye, Chris.

[Rylan]

And I will leave you, Lizzy.

[Lizzie]

But you can. That's fine. But you're gonna be unsuccessful also. And when you are, at least we'll.

[Rylan]

Just get something else. We'll get something else.

[Lizzie]

What are you gonna get?

[Rylan]

Whatever we want. Whatever's trending this week.

[Lizzie]

It's the Baja Blast Pie and we're losers. This is just like the Barista cup.

[Chris]

All over again, which is a bunch.

[Rylan]

Of of fucking losers.

[Chris]

Just a bunch of fucking losers. And all the winners were at Taco Bell at 4:30am Are we the only.

[Rylan]

Ones that didn't get it?

[Lizzie]

This is like, honestly, we shouldn't be on camera right now. So we'll be back. Or maybe we won't.

[Chris]

So this could be it.

[Rylan]

We're one minute away. We're one minute away.

[Lizzie]

We're one minute away from knowing. See you in one minute. See you.

[Rylan]

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[Lizzie]

Sorry. I never could have dreamed this would have start to impact your guys lives. But I guess it's just my aura of entrepreneurs.

[Rylan]

Okay. And then so what else is out, Chris?

[Unknown/Assistant]

Trying to find other options.

[Chris]

There are none. This, this show is over. Accept it. Just end it. Make it stop.

[Rylan]

And then we said, well, do you have the Baja Blast milkshake? And she said no. And then Chris said, well, KFC has a strangers thing burger. And I was like, what is KFC doing with a burger?

[Unknown/Assistant]

Well, they're calling it a burger, but it's clearly a chicken sandwich, so I don't know what that's about.

[Rylan]

I can't eat that.

[Unknown/Assistant]

And then there.

[Rylan]

Is there a dessert? Let's go to crumble.

[Unknown/Assistant]

There's a full, very fancy spongebob thing at Burger King.

[Rylan]

You can't go to Burger King.

[Lizzie]

They'll be sold out too.

[Rylan]

And they have a pie. We can only eat dessert after we stuffed our mouths.

[Unknown/Assistant]

They have a Patrick Starberry pie.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, but do they?

[Rylan]

I literally just ate. I ate my entire body weight at King's Fish Grill.

[Lizzie]

Just tell them it's over. Literally. I'm so serious, you guys. We're so sorry.

[Rylan]

There's no seasonal desserts. Can you ask Chat GPT if there's any seasonal desserts?

[Lizzie]

Chris, let's go to Starbucks and get a drink.

[Rylan]

Oh, we haven't done the Christmas menu there. Let's go.

[Lizzie]

You don't want to switch this pun. This is going to be a three hour long podcast.

[Rylan]

This is an 1800 hour long.

[Lizzie]

We have to cut it. I got to say no more. We have to say we're so sorry. We tried and failed something and we're never going to try again. Okay, we give you our word.

[Rylan]

While I'm driving, I'm going to assign Chris the task of looking.

[Lizzie]

Oh, my God. Give up.

[Rylan]

The sign says got bunions.

[Lizzie]

You see this lump on the.

[Rylan]

Is that a bunion? I do.

[Lizzie]

Take me like. Are these bunions or is that just not okay?

[Rylan]

See, the Tesla is driving wild. Okay, what's up, Everybody? After trying 1800 Taco Bells and fell. Fell, fell, fell. You know what? At some point, you just got to pick up your big girl panties and say, you know, pivot. We're going to Wendy's, which historically performs horrible for this podcast.

[Lizzie]

And it's 9pm at night. We've been here for 19 hours.

[Rylan]

We tried so hard, though, that I feel like we deserve putting the Baja Blast Pie in the thumbnail at least. Right? We're gonna. Yeah, we have to. Is there more than one new Frosty? I don't know, babes.

[Lizzie]

Do they have more? More than one water?

[Rylan]

Hello. Oh, whoa.

[Lizzie]

What?

[Rylan]

They do have new Frosty. Oh, my gosh. You have Pop Tart Frosties, too? Oh, today just got real good. Okay, could I please get a water, A small of each of the three Pop Tart Frosties? The Oreo brownie, the Pop Tart strawberry, and the Car Caramel crunch. And then can I get a small of the Snickerdoodle cookie Frosty Fusion? I might have to go back down. Three bottles of water, please.

[Lizzie]

Hell, yeah.

[Rylan]

Okay, so that's four Frosties, right? Yeah. Okay, perfect. Sorry, I'm. I'm annoying. No, no, that's all good. Anything else? Nope, that's all. Thank you.

[Unknown/Assistant]

Wendy's never lets us dent.

[Rylan]

No. No, they don't.

[Lizzie]

You don't.

[Rylan]

Good for Wendy's.

[Lizzie]

Watch their waters, Toani.

[Rylan]

Oh, no, I'm sure it is. It's Got it. There's no way it's not.

[Lizzie]

Let's go to a different Wendy's.

[Rylan]

Hello? All right. Thank you.

[Lizzie]

Can someone text your cer.

[Rylan]

Oh, no, thanks.

[Lizzie]

Tell them to come get me. Tell them I'm not going to be here.

[Rylan]

Thank you. Go for, man. Take care. You too.

[Lizzie]

Can I put a foot on it?

[Rylan]

No.

[Unknown/Assistant]

They're also maybe the only place that still has both windows functioning.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, and no AI was bothering us.

[Rylan]

Yep. Can you guys believe that we're filming at when it's pitch blackout?

[Lizzie]

Hello?

[Rylan]

Hello. Oh, thank you. Oh, my gosh. It's not even Dasani.

[Unknown/Assistant]

Wendy's never lets us down.

[Rylan]

I gotta keep my girls hydrated.

[Lizzie]

Thank you. Run it.

[Rylan]

Wow. Thank you. Could I get another just empty cup, please?

[Lizzie]

This one? Yeah.

[Rylan]

Maybe two. Oh, shoot. Do I need spoons? Oh, perfect. Thank you very much. Have a good one. Wow. I'm a nightmare.

[Lizzie]

No, you were so cute just then. I literally was thinking you were super cute.

[Rylan]

Do you think she thinks I'm super cute?

[Lizzie]

Wow. That water actually gave me a second look.

[Rylan]

Yay. You were gonna love hanging out with. Oh, shoot. Is your camera back there? Can you set up the dildo? Okay, so the strawberry one is a collab with Pop tarts. We've got a Christmas.

[Lizzie]

I'm gonna like that one.

[Rylan]

We've got a Christmas theme. We've got.

[Lizzie]

We have a Christmas.

[Rylan]

Well, the Snickerdoodle cookie Frosty is like their holiday one, I think.

[Lizzie]

You don't think it's a Thanksgiving theme.

[Unknown/Assistant]

Do you think I want to come?

[Rylan]

The Snickerdoodle theme. Thanksgiving to you. Actually, both of these can be for you.

[Unknown/Assistant]

Oh, sorry. You can.

[Rylan]

Okay. Oh, it's kind of messy. I don't know why. What should we try first? The strawberry Pop Tart.

[Lizzie]

I'm gonna so hard.

[Rylan]

The strawberry Pop Tart.

[Lizzie]

That one's gonna be so. Yeah. Lead. Lead. With grace and dignity.

[Rylan]

Oh, put these up. They're hideous.

[Lizzie]

We already thumbnailed. What are you doing?

[Unknown/Assistant]

That's true.

[Rylan]

Okay, do you want to scoop some of this in? Don't take all the Pop Tart.

[Lizzie]

Okay. Don't you dare take all the Pop Tart.

[Rylan]

Come back there.

[Lizzie]

Oh, my God. He's. What happened to you?

[Rylan]

I'm having so much fun.

[Lizzie]

For real.

[Rylan]

This is the most fun I've ever had in my life.

[Lizzie]

Are you serious?

[Rylan]

I'm having a lot of fun.

[Lizzie]

Are you putting on.

[Rylan]

Is it all you want? What if you like it?

[Unknown/Assistant]

I don't know.

[Rylan]

Freaks.

[Chris]

No, no, no, no. You take your olive Pop Tart.

[Unknown/Assistant]

Is that okay?

[Rylan]

That's good. That's good. You guys go. Wow.

[Lizzie]

I was just teasing you.

[Rylan]

Okay. I already ate on. Sorry. Is to it going.

[Lizzie]

It looks phenom. I can see the sprint.

[Rylan]

Is it real Pop Tart in there?

[Lizzie]

Yes, I can see the frosting.

[Rylan]

It's, like, really good. They're in there breaking up Pop Tarts as we speak.

[Unknown/Assistant]

It's really good.

[Lizzie]

They're just a group of people.

[Rylan]

No, these are too crunchy to be real Pop Tarts.

[Unknown/Assistant]

I don't know, but I love it.

[Lizzie]

No, I think it's real Pop Tart, girl.

[Unknown/Assistant]

The flavor is exact, though.

[Rylan]

The flavor is exact, but it's.

[Lizzie]

I know. I, like, literally can see the frosting on top of some of the pieces of the. Of the thing.

[Rylan]

I mean, I am hard.

[Lizzie]

But I don't think they're freshly breaking it up in there.

[Rylan]

So that wasn't funny to you? Well, when you don't laugh, it seems like you're being sexually assaulted. What did you say? Can you just laugh after you said.

[Chris]

We need to stop laughing at men that aren't funny?

[Lizzie]

I'm trying.

[Rylan]

You don't know what I said.

[Lizzie]

No, you were hard.

[Rylan]

Well, you had to be there.

[Lizzie]

Was it funny? Chris?

[Rylan]

It was really hilarious.

[Lizzie]

Chris, was it funny?

[Unknown/Assistant]

It was funny.

[Lizzie]

Or did you laugh at a toxic man?

[Unknown/Assistant]

But I'm also.

[Chris]

Oh, this is the snickerdoodle.

[Rylan]

Scoop some.

[Unknown/Assistant]

I already licked it. Oh, Is that okay?

[Rylan]

I mean. Oh, here. Why does. This will be your scooping stand.

[Unknown/Assistant]

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[Rylan]

This will be your scooper. Thank you.

[Lizzie]

Thank you. Designate the scooping room.

[Rylan]

He needed one. We all need one. Tell me, wouldn't you be sad if I would have dropped you off? This is so fun. I would have been so sad. This is the most fun you've ever had. I offered. I said get out of the car. I don't care.

[Lizzie]

Got an intersection on the freeway.

[Rylan]

Thank you. I said leave. I don't care. Keep your scooper.

[Lizzie]

Keep your scooper.

[Rylan]

Maybe put it in your emptier.

[Lizzie]

These are all designated technical terms for a highly science.

[Rylan]

Okay, so this is their holiday.

[Unknown/Assistant]

This is a snickerdoodle.

[Rylan]

Mm.

[Lizzie]

Give it to him. Oh, what's the vibes?

[Rylan]

Oh, my God. Oh, immaculate vibes.

[Lizzie]

Mine's got lipstick on it.

[Rylan]

Is that girl?

[Unknown/Assistant]

I need another bite before I can even say anything.

[Rylan]

Oh, yeah, I like it. I like the Pop Tart more. Oh, no, I'm having less fun now. Oh, no.

[Lizzie]

Really?

[Unknown/Assistant]

No, I love it.

[Rylan]

No, it's really good.

[Lizzie]

No, you do seem less animated.

[Rylan]

I like the strawberry more. Like, I have to do.

[Lizzie]

I want the pop tart one to have more pop Tart, though. Like, I want them to put a whole ass pop Tart in there at least. And they didn't.

[Unknown/Assistant]

The pop Tart one has a stronger flavor.

[Lizzie]

They just got goo at the bottom for the bottom.

[Unknown/Assistant]

I think the bar one has a stronger flavor, so it kind of drowns out the flavor of the snickerdoodle. But the snicker doodle is still fantastic.

[Rylan]

The strawberry pop Tart, it's doing me, right? Is that girl okay?

[Lizzie]

Don't you agree, though? Don't you want to just get a prop tart and break it up?

[Rylan]

Yeah, like, we need to go to the store and just like. Really?

[Lizzie]

Oh, what?

[Rylan]

Just the amount of chocolate you got to get. You got to scrape the side when you come up and out. Okay.

[Chris]

That was insane or what? That scared me both times.

[Rylan]

I told you I was hard.

[Lizzie]

Told you it was hard. That's your joke.

[Chris]

It's so funny.

[Rylan]

Well, I said. I was like.

[Chris]

Well, I.

[Rylan]

You were like. It was something about, like, I don't know if I like it. And then I was like, well, then why am I half hard? Implying I love it half hard. Okay, I'm fully hard.

[Lizzie]

He's fully erect. Show us.

[Unknown/Assistant]

I'm a big Oreo guy.

[Rylan]

This is Oreos. Oh, and it looks like there's lots of Oreos. You don't want this one.

[Lizzie]

I don't know, man.

[Rylan]

You don't have to just. You're here for the vibes. I'm here.

[Lizzie]

Just the vibes. Wow.

[Rylan]

If there would have been a Baja Blast Pie, her face would have been.

[Lizzie]

In it.

[Rylan]

Like this.

[Lizzie]

I would have broken it open and licked it.

[Rylan]

Have they mixed brownie in the mix to this?

[Lizzie]

Yeah, I think that's the combo.

[Rylan]

It's brownie batter Oreo.

[Lizzie]

I think so. I think that's the twister stuff.

[Rylan]

Oh, that's fine.

[Lizzie]

That's fine. It's not my.

[Rylan]

Wow. No, it is Brownie in. It's in collaboration with Brownie.

[Lizzie]

Good for them. How did they get a Brownie collab? I mean Brownie is like one of the staple things.

[Rylan]

Taco Bell could never.

[Lizzie]

Taco Bell set a loser. We. I just want everyone to know that my husband tried the Flamin Hot stuff this weekend and was so broken up about it inside that he could no longer parent for the rest of the day cuz he had to poop.

[Rylan]

Oh, so you're just mad at Taco Bell?

[Unknown/Assistant]

A. I'm personally have not been disappointed by any of these.

[Rylan]

I don't know what this one is. While you're scooping, I'll be looking. Let me see.

[Unknown/Assistant]

Salted something. Is it a salted.

[Rylan]

I don't understand the new freaking update. Like I can never find anything.

[Unknown/Assistant]

No, they don't want you to.

[Rylan]

It's caramel crunch.

[Unknown/Assistant]

Is it like a salted caramel? It looks like there's salted.

[Rylan]

It just says caramel crunch. What are you gagging about?

[Unknown/Assistant]

Thank you.

[Rylan]

What are you gagging about? Olivia, hold on.

[Lizzie]

I have huge news.

[Rylan]

Is it about our Christmas movie?

[Lizzie]

No.

[Rylan]

Oh. Oh.

[Lizzie]

My son took a two hour nap at school.

[Rylan]

I'm not interested in this.

[Unknown/Assistant]

I like the flavor. I hate the crunchy thing on top.

[Rylan]

Is it just sugar? What is it? I think it's just sugar. It's just like.

[Lizzie]

Sorry I missed all of it. What is it?

[Rylan]

Salted caramel.

[Unknown/Assistant]

I love salted caramel.

[Rylan]

But whatever. It's just.

[Unknown/Assistant]

It just feels like I'm biting sugar cubes and it's awful.

[Lizzie]

And I'm sorry that happened to you, Chris.

[Rylan]

What happened to him?

[Lizzie]

This. This caramel.

[Rylan]

Congrats on the.

[Lizzie]

Thanks guys. Do you think my husband will let me just not be a parent tonight?

[Rylan]

He better. I hope so. You had to work late.

[Lizzie]

I am killing myself at the factory. I lost my spoon.

[Rylan]

You're really working late hours.

[Lizzie]

I'm putting. I'm burning the kettle at both ends.

[Rylan]

It's 3:46. He needs to respect that you had to save work late.

[Lizzie]

I'm gonna have to drive home and.

[Chris]

Have a call with my friend Kate the whole way and it's gonna be exhausting.

[Rylan]

What are you gonna tell her about?

[Lizzie]

Probably tell her we had a good two hour nap at Scoo.

[Rylan]

You guys talk about being moms?

[Lizzie]

Yeah. If traffic's really bad, maybe I'll buy my son another squirrel shirt.

[Rylan]

Where on Amazon they're cheap on the Internet or how. What?

[Lizzie]

Yeah, that's where I find my best squirrel clothes, because I'm not gonna let them wear stupid squirrel shit. It's gotta be cool squirrel shit.

[Rylan]

Honestly, the brownie Oreo collab is really good.

[Lizzie]

Do you know that every night before bed, either I have the apple plot, apple pie, black blossom, or some chocolate fudge brownie Ben and Jerry's. Back up behind it. Slide yourself into it. Pull yourself out a little bit. Not all the way, but then forcefully reinsert yourself.

[Rylan]

For somebody without a penis, you really know what feels good.

[Chris]

I have a dick. Can you imagine? This is the reveal.

[Rylan]

You got me. No person without a dick could know so well.

[Chris]

I'm also half hard all the time.

[Rylan]

This has become the most problematic.

[Lizzie]

We're done with the comment section, though. We're not reading those. We'll never know.

[Rylan]

You can't keep us us working past our bedtime and expect us to be fine.

[Lizzie]

I think we're good. You know what? I'm so sorry that I doubted Sparkle Motion, and I was like, we can't do this.

[Rylan]

What's Sparkle Motion?

[Lizzie]

It's a Donnie Darko reference.

[Rylan]

Cool. Good for you guys.

[Lizzie]

Real ones know at least one person last week got my Lost Boys reference, and that made me feel good.

[Unknown/Assistant]

Ryland, best to worst one to four.

[Rylan]

I really can't decide between Pop Tart. Pop Tart and. And Oreo Brownie. I bet.

[Lizzie]

Honestly, I think Oreo brownie is probably one, and then Pop Truck's probably two, and then three.

[Unknown/Assistant]

Snickerdoodle. And four is the caramel.

[Rylan]

I wouldn't order the caramel one again.

[Unknown/Assistant]

If the sugary crunch things on top were gone. I think it'd be good.

[Lizzie]

Shouldn't it be salt things?

[Rylan]

Oh, is almost salty. Sugar.

[Lizzie]

I don't know.

[Rylan]

What? It's hard to explain.

[Lizzie]

Well, that's salted caramel.

[Rylan]

Okay, I'm done. I'm done.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, because caramel is just sugar, right?

[Unknown/Assistant]

But it didn't taste.

[Lizzie]

Did you just have an internal burp when you opened your mouth? It was like a growl a bit.

[Rylan]

Okay, one more bite of the Pop Tart. I'm gonna be so sick.

[Lizzie]

I'm just trying to pick up my girls a little bit because I used to have nice and perkies, and now I have. Not that they're still nice, but they.

[Unknown/Assistant]

Are also less perky than they once were.

[Rylan]

Yeah. Thank you guys so much for watching the sip. Make sure you check out Chris's video. Make sure you watch Lizzie's video. My vlogmas starts tomorrow. I had a great time. Yes. We didn't get exactly what we wanted.

[Lizzie]

But I think that's life. We got what we needed, honestly.

[Rylan]

I agree. I bet I would have hated that Taco Bell pie. Just being honest.

[Lizzie]

I bet it's disgusting.

[Rylan]

I bet it's.

[Lizzie]

Should we watch someone else's review it?

[Rylan]

I mean, you want to create more work right here. You want to react to a video?

[Lizzie]

Not with our friends. We'll do it alone. I'll do it in the bath at my house. You do it in the back of your house.

[Rylan]

And then next week on the podcast, we'll talk about what losers they were to go out of their house to.

[Lizzie]

Find it at 4am Sleep in, freaks. God.

[Rylan]

Oh, I do want. I would like to do Taco Bell breakfast one day.

[Unknown/Assistant]

Oh, I love that breakfast.

[Lizzie]

What?

[Rylan]

You haven't. You don't like it?

[Lizzie]

I don't know. What time do we have to do.

[Rylan]

That'S 18 hours this episode. We gotta go. Good night, girls. We love you so much. Goodbye.

[Lizzie]

Goodbye.

[Rylan]

And that's the zip.

[Lizzie]

I know. That's how I feel. Where my water is right here. I'm like, is it good?

[Rylan]

That was disgusting. Sorry, I had to.

[Lizzie]

That's what happens when you ask us to stay late.

[Rylan]

It's past my bedtime.