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Lizzie
So whose fault is it really?
Chris
I didn't sign up for mental stability.
Lizzie
I love you. Right now. Me.
Chris
You know, I'm gonna baby trap Joe again.
Lizzie
Audio check, 1212.
Chris
I feel like I overcorrected and it's more me and less you.
Lizzie
Do I need to be up or down?
Chris
You need to have the air off.
Lizzie
You're gonna be. You're gonna be.
Chris
Let me. Chris, let me take one more.
Lizzie
The. Sip me. What does that say? The.
Ryland
The Chers wanted to write Sip me.
Lizzie
Baby, one more time. I love.
Chris
I was thinking that would be my sprinkle theme if someone ever gets around throwing it.
Lizzie
Oh, you're going to be nasty to me when you want something from me. Are you kidding me?
Chris
I told you I was going to be hands off this time. And here we are, two months till go time and no one's been invited.
Lizzie
Wait, what? It's two months until go time? Are you kidding me?
Chris
No.
Lizzie
I started to panic about the state of my yard. I don't want people seeing, like, dead grass.
Chris
And your gopher.
Lizzie
And my gopher. Wait, what? What is the requested due date for your baby sprinkle?
Chris
October, but not too close to Halloween.
Lizzie
Oh, my gosh. And it's July, September, October. Okay, I've got it. Don't worry. What's the theme?
Chris
It's mid July.
Lizzie
What's the theme?
Chris
I don't know.
Lizzie
I don't need.
Chris
I told you I'd be hands off this time. I mean, other people need 400 years. Other people who are traveling in need at least two months notice.
Lizzie
Okay? Start telling people. Wait, I have to deal with the guest invite too fucking. So I have to gather all the email addresses.
Chris
No, I'll gather the email address.
Lizzie
So you send the invite and the day and the. You just do that part and will have the party ready. She's hands off and she's cool. She's chill.
Chris
Sounds like I'm hands on. No, Sounds like I'm throwing my own sprinkle Again.
Lizzie
Again. Sarah and I.
Chris
Who made a spreadsheet last time?
Lizzie
Your other friend that isn't in the state.
Chris
She's in San Diego.
Lizzie
Okay. Who isn't in the county.
Chris
But she did make the spreadsheet. You are right.
Lizzie
Okay? So just chill out.
Chris
She make another spreadsheet?
Lizzie
It's not very hard. Okay, listen, I was so overwhelmed with my own life that I finally had to, like, bite the bullet and be like, Shane. I'm two and a half seconds from burning out. And if I burn out, everything goes down.
Chris
Yeah.
Lizzie
You know, What?
Chris
I mean, he implodes. It's a black hole.
Lizzie
And so we are trying, like, we have. We're going at it with. Going at it. We. We're working with.
Chris
We're having as much sex as we can with an assistant.
Lizzie
And I will say we're. One week.
Chris
Is your assistant gonna throw my sprinkle?
Lizzie
That's what I'm kind of getting to like.
Chris
Are you joking?
Lizzie
I mean, I'm going to. She's going to collaborate with me. She doesn't know this yet, but of course that's going to be one of the biggest tasks so far.
Chris
Your new assistant's job is reading the text messages I send you and paraphrasing them to you at the end of the day. Throwing my sprinkle, inquiring about how my child is doing to report back to you because you can't ask anymore.
Lizzie
I asked the P word chat, like, what would you guys like us to talk about on the sip? And one was kind of like, how do you delegate duties to make the household seem like even or just to make it feel like you guys are all cohesive and everyone's doing enough and the family's happy. And I was like, we weren't. And that's why we needed help. I was burning down. And that's just because we have a lot of jobs and we have a family and the house needs to be cared for. So anyways, it's a weekend to us trying out this new assistant, and things are going great. I feel so good today. The amount that I was taken off my plate even before a filming day was a world of difference. So I'm just saying, now that that's in place, you don't have to worry about your baby sprinkle. It's considered it handled.
Chris
Okay.
Lizzie
Consider it handled. I'm going to be very hands on, but I'm going to have help executing on the details or, like, picking up the food or coordinating the food. So, like, I'll be the visionary, but I'm going to have a little bit of help, you know what I'm saying? So things are cool, calm, and collected at my house, and I'm just like an everything goes girl. You should have seen me last night, like, losing my mind.
Chris
Over what?
Lizzie
Worry about it.
Chris
Oh, no, I need to know.
Lizzie
It's. I mean, you don't want to know.
Chris
Oh, I want to know. No, I want to know. We all want to know.
Lizzie
It's horrible person problems.
Chris
Well, I think we all need to know now. What happened? What? Oh, no, it's really bad, isn't it? No, you have to tell us and you have to be honest.
Lizzie
No, it's just like hiccups of like. Of. Yeah, of high. Of like hiring people. I mean, that is what it is. It's like coordinating and like, like we're just trying to make the house run smoother so that everything's smoother. But that like up front, even hiring an assistant, the amount of hours of work put into just like, like putting out a job posting, sifting through the postings, hours of interviewing people, trying people out. It's a lot of work. And it's like. Yes. It's all to then have like some calmness in once it's in place, which now we're a week in. And it's like doing really good. But I'm just saying, like, it. Everything ramps up, I think like getting Shane's office space, like there's all of these things that are a big momentary ramp up.
Chris
Yeah. It's more work and then it's chill.
Lizzie
It will even out. But I just like keep trying to tell myself to be cool until it evens out. And how's that going? Today I woke up with a new perspective.
Chris
Oh, great.
Lizzie
Just, I'm feeling better. I'm feeling like, okay. But I was a little overwhelmed.
Chris
Yeah.
Lizzie
You know what I'm saying?
Chris
Yeah.
Lizzie
It's a lot. I mean, everyone is dealing with a lot. I mean, everyone's busy, everyone's doing the most. It's gonna be fine.
Chris
It's gonna be good. It's gonna be more than fine. It might be cold, but it'll be fine.
Lizzie
Okay, I'll. Here. Where's the. Oh, I never reached that.
Chris
Oh, Chris. Chris, Chris, be careful. Chris. Walk slow. Chris. Try softly.
Lizzie
I just want to say orange theory. That bitch is never going to give up on us.
Chris
No, she came back with a vengeance.
Lizzie
Just when we think Lizzie gets her doctor's note, she gets out of it. She's scot free. I win, they lose, they come back and the karma hits us hard for publicly outing them by hitting us with an age gated, demonetized YouTube video. Because Lizzie said the F word like 18 times in a 30 second span. And because it was 4th of July, I wasn't able to get ahold of anybody. So our video. I'm just gonna be transparent. Our video was doing really good. Oh my God. We were like a number 4 out of 10.
Chris
Oh my God.
Lizzie
YouTube ranks your videos like the last 10 videos and it tells you like how it's doing in comparison to the last 10 videos, we were a number four. I was so proud of Shane's thumbnail. I was like, oh, my gosh, Shane, this thumbnail. Taking us to the moon, baby. And then I get hit with at 9pm your video copyright or not, copywritten, age restricted. Age restricted.
Chris
One of you had nipples and rage, and you can't have rage and nipples at the same time and be monetized on YouTube because we're a website. I didn't even say the full S word. I bleeped.
Lizzie
So it's 9:00pm I'm spiraling. I'm watching us go lose in the ranking because once it's age gated, somebody has to be signed in. They have to be over 18. It's like a whole nother step. And then it gets recommended less. And it's like I'm just watching it go from fourth to fifth to sixth to seventh to eighth to ninth place on the rankings, which honestly, toxic practice on your part. Well, I was just so bummed because, I mean, not for nothing, I hope a lot of you enjoyed it, if it even went to your feeds. But I'm just saying, go show last week's episode some support. Just, you know, go click on it. Show it some love. Not that we're going to make the money for it, but it's like, I don't know, what if it was literally.
Chris
Just Yasha and she was just reporting it over and over and over and.
Lizzie
Over and honestly, maybe I told you.
Chris
She was a cold bitch.
Lizzie
Maybe she report bombed it.
Chris
But then I want you to know that I'm going to swear less, but not because YouTube told me to, but because Nana McAllister doesn't like the swearing. Yeah, she's like, it's literally for Nana McAllister. It's not for anyone else.
Lizzie
I've been holding that back from Lizzie, but I think we.
Chris
You should have told me.
Lizzie
I think we use profanity an equal amount on this podcast.
Chris
Listen, I can't help it. It is who I am. It's deeply ingrained in me. My parents were terrified I was gonna swear when I was 3 at daycare. This is who I've always been, and I can't.
Lizzie
But when it comes to our job and monetizing our job.
Chris
It'S a JoJo song.
Lizzie
JoJo really is pivoting 180.
Chris
So we don't want to talk about her. Like, we don't want to talk about her.
Lizzie
No, no.
Chris
I mean, I. It's.
Lizzie
You just never know. Like, you don't Want to. You don't want JoJo to ever feel how she felt about Miley's remarks about you because you're such a big fan.
Chris
No.
Lizzie
I could say one wrong thing and that could ruin your budding romance.
Chris
It's not a budding romance. It's not a budding romance.
Lizzie
I mean, in your head, we're both spoken for. How many times have you.
Chris
What is up with the air? How many times still on?
Lizzie
How many? Oh, I forgot about that. I was waving it around, which is crazy. No, I'm just going to put it to. To 72 and I'm going to turn the fan all the way down and it's going to be.
Chris
I'm joking.
Lizzie
See what it's like working with somebody who's pregnant.
Chris
I'm Jakin.
Lizzie
She's pregnant.
Chris
I'm pregnant. Freezing cold.
Lizzie
So Orange Theory wins.
Chris
No, they don't win. Orange Theory never.
Lizzie
I mean, they won a lot more than what your membership would have been.
Chris
No. Or because they're never going to get five years of me out again.
Lizzie
And they would. They probably did if.
Chris
No, they'll never. No, they'll never get it again.
Lizzie
They took. I mean, our episode is. No, it's not all about money. Who cares about the money? It's just like, I. Like, if we put all this work into making an episode, I want the maximum amount of people to be able to see it.
Chris
And I'm never trying to incite a hate mob, but if one wanted to.
Lizzie
Go somewhere, it's really crazy. The things that don't trigger the algorithm, though, like in that episode, I don't want to, like, repeat it just in case, but I was being very vulgar and very sexually graphic.
Chris
No, like, so sexually graphic that when it got age gated, we were like, oh, it's for sure. Because Ryland was talking about.
Lizzie
Shane was like, you should probably just cut all of those parts because you were being stunned. So, like, just open about.
Chris
Open's a word for it.
Lizzie
Yeah. I mean, vulgar is a open and leaking maybe. So if you didn't. Oh, my gosh.
Chris
I don't know. I don't know.
Lizzie
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Chris
What's my big.
Lizzie
I mean, it's transitioning into, like, do.
Chris
We have to even talk about it?
Lizzie
You don't want to talk about it anymore?
Chris
I'm going to start crying, and this is, like, the one place where I shouldn't be now it's already happening.
Lizzie
I think you should be crying. Not here, I think not now.
Chris
Not in front of Yasha, who's age gating my videos.
Lizzie
Yasha. Yasha, go. You got what you wanted from us.
Chris
Got what you wanted. Yasha, you stole ass.
Lizzie
You won.
Chris
Tch.
Lizzie
You hit us on a holiday weekend when I couldn't reach the platform that needed to be reached. And you won.
Chris
You won.
Lizzie
So just exit the chat while Lizzie's vulnerable for a second. Bye. We're having our super soul moment. Elizabeth.
Chris
No.
Lizzie
I like this shirt, by the way.
Chris
Thank you. It's from Nuuly.
Lizzie
Oh, are you liking that service?
Chris
Am I liking that service? Please use my code. It's a referral code. It's not from Nuuly. If you use my referral code, which I'm going to have Rylan put in the description below, I get a discount.
Lizzie
Oh, I bet it will be like, they'll give you points for every person that signs up. Honestly, I should just reach out to the podcast network and see if they.
Chris
I truly love. I truly love Newly. I Actually did like a newly ad read in my last vlog for nothing. And then someone in my comment section was like, girl, post your newly referral code. You can get a discount. I was like, oh fudge. This is me not swearing.
Lizzie
I like. Okay, we'll try out different things.
Chris
That's all I can do.
Lizzie
Yeah, we can. We've been limited from my favorite word, from her favorite word, and now we can't cuss. What's next?
Chris
Yeah, when an F word can't call himself an F word, what does this world come to?
Lizzie
A person with a C word can't call himself that. Or a person who has a C word. A person that's sporting a C. A.
Chris
Woman with a C. T. Can we?
Lizzie
If you can spell it, Chris. Oh my God. It out.
Chris
1134. Cut it out.
Lizzie
Okay. Get vulnerable with us girls. Come on.
Chris
We're gonna talk about the fourth of July. Let's get through everything good first so I don't have to be all messy.
Lizzie
Oh, the fourth of July. Hooray.
Chris
Hooray. What did you do?
Lizzie
I was okay.
Chris
No, Forget about the 4th of July. We need to talk about how you think you're going to the fucking beach. Oh, damn. We need to talk about how you're going to the catching beach.
Lizzie
No, girl, catch me at the beach on Wednesday.
Chris
You really think you're going to the beach on Wednesday?
Lizzie
What's wrong with you? I wanted to send you somebody. I know IRL had had a beach weekend with their baby that's now younger than that is younger than my baby. And they were writing all over Instagram. Core memory. Core memory.
Chris
Should I come? Can I come? Can I meet you there?
Lizzie
She was shaming me for so many hours that I want.
Chris
I just want to see how this goes.
Lizzie
Shane has this ear infection, so it was canceled and I said then because Shane's canceled the beach. Lizzie, will you just bring Billy Bob over? So Billy Bob and Lizzie came over yesterday with Sloppy Russ in tow and we just had a good time at home. But we are going to the beach. I think Wednesday is the day.
Chris
Should we meet you there?
Lizzie
Yeah. Or you could just meet us here and we could go from here.
Chris
How would we fit in your car, Joni? Bring my wagon. Do you want me bring my wagon? My wagon fit in the seven seater.
Lizzie
I don't know.
Chris
We can put all the boys in a wagon. Girl. Yes, it's a jeep wagon.
Lizzie
Then we're get the umbrella. So what? She has been shaming me 24 hours and now she was joining now she's joining in on the party that she has been dragging me to hell about.
Chris
I have. But I do think it's crazy. He's like, we're going to the beach. I was like, no, you aren't.
Lizzie
You get.
Chris
Why are you going to the beach?
Lizzie
They can just.
Chris
The only person that likes the beach is my abuser. It's a horrible place. I hate not swearing on the show.
Lizzie
Have you not been to a playground with Billy Bob where there's this sandbox? They love it.
Chris
All he does is try to eat it. And Joe's like, oh, God, he's eating it. And it's like, he's gonna eat it.
Lizzie
Yeah, it is what it is. I was at the playground and a mom told me, like, oh, they're still eating everything. And I was like, yeah. And she goes, what are we supposed to do? No, it just stops. Like, mine stopped.
Chris
Now I feel like pre Covid because we're spelling everything now. No one gave an S H I T about their babies eating shit.
Lizzie
I only care if it's like a pebble that could. Like the size of a blueberry. That's dangerous and could be.
Chris
Do you remember when I pulled a pebble out of Jet's mouth?
Lizzie
Was that just yesterday?
Chris
No, it was a few months ago at my house.
Lizzie
Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. That's when they were eating everything. Yeah. They go through this phase where they just. Everything that they pick up has to be mouth tested. Yeah. Thank God that. That's 99% over. Every once in a while, he'll be like, this belongs in my mouth. But not anymore. It's really not an issue anymore. So you're going to be on Sand Police on come Wednesday. I can't believe you're coming with.
Chris
I might. What time are you going?
Lizzie
Whenever we want. I have. I. It's going to be a baby day.
Chris
Hell, yeah.
Lizzie
Yeah.
Chris
Okay, let me know.
Lizzie
Okay.
Chris
I might skip Mommy and Me for it. I might not. I might. Am I not okay?
Lizzie
The Fourth of July was fun. I told Shane, I have core memories, if you will, of my mom, like, towing the entire family to the neighborhood parade every year.
Chris
Yeah.
Lizzie
And we lived in Utah, where it's very religious and family oriented. And maybe even if they're not supportive of the gays, they had no idea that that was me yet. And we would go. It was so fun. They really put on a show and so many people made floats and they'd be throwing candy and it's elaborate and crazy and fun. And I was like, shane, we have to do this. So the 3rd of July, I'm panic searching like every.
Chris
No, I told you I was going to a parade on the third.
Lizzie
I had already thought about. This was already in my mind.
Chris
It was already in your mind.
Lizzie
It was a filming day for us. But I was already panicking and you were like, I am going to my neighborhoods. And I was like, I got it.
Chris
Got. My neighborhood.
Lizzie
Only does like a two mile walk. That's for little older people. They have like a dog show and then a pool party for the rest of the day.
Chris
What?
Lizzie
Yeah, it's gonna be fun once they're a little bit.
Chris
Who does the pool party?
Lizzie
Calabasas.
Chris
Oh, I missed it all through the swimming test. The whimper was so hardcore, I couldn't understand what you're saying.
Lizzie
Yeah, I was just crying because we're not old enough for all of that yet.
Chris
So that's not what you did.
Lizzie
No, we ended up going to the Westlake Village one that's more of a parade. Parade. It's a little further from me, but it turned out to be, like, just perfect. It was so much fun. They were running around like crazy kids and they loved seeing all the people. But not only that, they got to see the fire trucks, which is their, like, number one obsession. Yeah. And they always do it like in the books, they like fire trucks. But then when they heard the fire trucks in real life, I think it was a shock that they're so loud. They were like, that's not like what my book noises sound.
Chris
Did they have fun?
Lizzie
Yeah, they had a lot of fun. They had a blast. Even that, though, is for a little bit older. I mean, they had. They were. I was letting them run around aimlessly.
Chris
And like, gosh, I can't wait till Bob can walk.
Lizzie
It's so fun. But then, you know, like, if they don't get to, like, they're obsessed with bikes, too. So they're trying to just full blown run at anybody with a bike going, bike, bike, bike. And it's like, well, no, you can't run into the bike. You can't run full. And then I, like, stop them. And then they're pissed that I stopped them. And it's like, the beach has no bounce, you know?
Chris
Well, no, I would say the beach.
Lizzie
Has a lot of bounce, but like, the sand, it's just like miles of sand. It's like as long as.
Chris
Yeah, but the sun, girl.
Lizzie
I mean, we can. We should get them little umbrella hats.
Chris
Or something because they'll wear those. They'll keep those on for sure.
Lizzie
But they had a great time. And then we had just like a little outdoor.
Chris
I'm gonna order one of those little things where you dig a hole and it has like a little thing over the top and you put it in the sand and you fill it with a bucket of water and let Billy sit in it.
Lizzie
Yeah.
Chris
Wow.
Lizzie
Okay. What did you guys do?
Chris
Same thing.
Lizzie
I mean, your neighborhood parade was legit.
Chris
I mean, our neighborhood. Our neighborhood parade had a fire truck for four minutes, which was pretty cool. And then someone came and played a snare drum in their front yard for also about 90 seconds. And then they stopped, and then we walked around the block.
Lizzie
And I would say your second husband did actually the most.
Chris
He's Adu. I call him Adu Husband. And James every year dresses up as Benjamin Franklin. And he did again this year. And we wore it all.
Lizzie
He was like a celebrity. He was people psy.
Chris
Kids take a picture with you really quick. And then like, someone else was dressed as Uncle Sam. He's like, I. Uncle Sam and Benjamin Franklin in a picture.
Lizzie
What does he get out? Like, he just. It tickles him. He loves Benjamin Franklin because he commits to the bit.
Chris
He loves Benjamin Franklin. He's had that costume for years. And he wore it all. We went and got like barbecue food at Whole Foods because I wasn't going anywhere and he wore it to Whole Foods. We can put those pictures in.
Lizzie
Okay.
Chris
They're pretty funny.
Lizzie
Enjoy him now.
Chris
Enjoy him now.
Lizzie
Christopher, what did you do for the 4th of July?
Chris
We also did water table play. I wasn't done.
Lizzie
Oh, I did water table play too.
Chris
And I took a bath.
Lizzie
I didn't dare get in the pool.
Chris
What?
Lizzie
Well, at the fucking parade. Get picture this. I'm rushing around because. And here's the other thing. Shane was like, yeah, I'll go. And I want to go. And I think it's going to be a lot of fun. But he's like, what is with all these parents that have a day off and they want to wake up at the butt crack of dawn to trick their asses to a parade.
Chris
Oh, it was so lit though.
Lizzie
I mean, it is, but it is like anyway. I mean, he gets to sleep in and your husband probably gets to sleep in.
Chris
Well, I mean, my husband sleeps until like, if he is sleeping in, it's like 7:38.
Lizzie
Right?
Chris
So not really. Okay, but we're up, girl. We're out.
Lizzie
Okay. Well, I was running around like a maniac packing the car because I was like, what if they want their little chairs? What if they Want the stroller? What if they want this? So I'm packing the car. I'm packing all of the things. I'm doing all of the things. And to get the two babies in the car, I'm like. And then we finally get there and I took the. The Mercedes, which is a lot higher up, and I tried pulling Jet out of the car seat with the car seat, but because it's so high and I was in such a rush, I like, snapped my back out of place. So then immediately I was just like, oh, well, I fucked the next four days of my life.
Chris
How did it just.
Lizzie
It's feeling a little better today. But I was being like, so crazy. It's crazy. It's taken me 40, 34 years to learn that when I pull a muscle, I just need to, like, chill out. Like stretching it, triggering it more. Being super active isn't gonna make it heal super fast.
Chris
You know what a lesson learned is? A lesson Learned. Less than 34 years, that's all it took.
Lizzie
I'm always like, I can just crank this out. If I go to yoga and stretch it out nicely, it's like, no, that always injures it more. And then I'm out for a month instead of four days. So just pause. But it's like I have this psychotic thing in me where if I don't complete what is on my to do list, I like, am not complete in that.
Chris
It's interesting, the self awareness you've gleaned in the 34 years as well.
Lizzie
I would say that's just overnight, actually.
Chris
Oh, for real? Damn, I love it.
Lizzie
For you, I've had some clarity.
Chris
Clarity. He's had a few.
Lizzie
Okay. Get sad.
Chris
No. Oh, I threw up on Joe's face.
Lizzie
Okay. Why?
Chris
I didn't mean to. He brought. Sometimes I think I can take my prayer.
Lizzie
Oh, we forgot about Chris.
Chris
Oh, yeah. Chris, how was your first of July?
Ryland
We didn't really celebrate, but. But yesterday we did. Eric's family decided to get a giant inflatable water slide. And so we did that and we all.
Lizzie
So do you, like, climb up and slide down or. It's a slip and slide.
Chris
It's like a bounce house, right?
Lizzie
Yes, yeah.
Ryland
Yes, but water slide. And I had been in one of those maybe ever. Maybe once as a child.
Chris
You would love that.
Lizzie
I love those.
Ryland
It was so much fun.
Lizzie
Shane used to sometimes just order those to the house for fun.
Chris
Oh, my God, you guys used to be so fun.
Lizzie
I know. We did. Used to be.
Chris
And now you just have the AC running all the time. And no one can have fun.
Lizzie
You're serious. Are sweating. Like, maybe you shouldn't have worn a.
Chris
Flannel in a 90 degree summer day.
Lizzie
I wanted to match you. I had something else planned. And then I feel like these complement each other enough.
Chris
Yeah, it's linen. It's not flannel. Yours is. I was correcting myself.
Lizzie
Try or else.
Chris
No. Let's talk about his bounce house experience.
Lizzie
Okay. How high was it? Approximately how many feet from the ground.
Chris
Did you get hard?
Ryland
It felt like it went to. I did not get hard. It felt like it went to the roof of the house. It was pretty high, like when you were up there. And at one point the water got a little bit cold. But the, like, rubbery plastic at the top was really hot still with the sun. So I just like took a nap up there.
Lizzie
And no injuries?
Chris
No. That is shocking. Usually there's an injury and there were.
Ryland
Like three of them, like, doing backflips and like jumping down together at the same time. And I was like, someone's gonna die.
Chris
But no one died. Crazy. Congratulations for that. Oh, wrong button.
Lizzie
What was the story that you had started? I don't want to interrupt you now.
Chris
So I have this thing as a pregnant woman where I vomit a lot. And really it doesn't take much. It takes being disgusted or feeling anything in my throat or thinking about anything, you know, so Joe will try and sneak me. I have prenatal gummy vitamins that I can chew and eat and swallow without having a problem. But swallowing pills is really hard. And so I have to try and take folic acid pills, which is difficult. And Joe came in the other day. He's like, you're feeling good? So I snuck in a couple vitamins. And I was like, okay. And the lights are out in the bedroom because it's bedtime and it's dark. And I take the handful of the pills and I feel them in my throat, and immediately I projectilely vomit. But I keep my mouth shut and I'm trying to move Joe. So I swatted him with my arm, but he didn't get it. And it just kept coming because once I start, I don't stop.
Lizzie
Wait, what? Like, and it's a lot.
Chris
It's all. Everything in my stomach comes out. So it's. Joe thought I spit water at him. And then he smelled it and I sprayed from his face, you know, I could, down to his guts. And then he had to hold my hair while I threw up the rest of it.
Lizzie
And did you have to go Wash the sheets and everything.
Chris
No, because it didn't make it in the bed because it was projectile shot up and down at him and it hit.
Lizzie
No splattering.
Chris
Not in the bed. We checked. Thank God. Are you sure? Yeah. I got up and ran to the bathroom.
Lizzie
Even sometimes I project something else.
Chris
No, you'd smell it. If it was in the bed, you'd smell it because I smelled it on Joe. You know what I'm saying? I was like, I can't even hug you because it's gonna happen again. And now I'm out of stuff to upchuck. Yeah, but that was the last time I threw up.
Lizzie
And you're 16 weeks.
Chris
I am 16 weeks pregnant.
Lizzie
What does that mean? What's the size. What's he doing?
Chris
He's the size of an orange. He's pretty cute.
Lizzie
Wow.
Chris
He's really funny. I can tell.
Lizzie
And you're feeling a little better?
Chris
I'm feeling a little better. And where. Billy is definitely Joe and Icky. Like he is their energy. This baby is me and Bubs.
Lizzie
So crazy.
Chris
No.
Lizzie
What adjective would you use to describe you and Bubs?
Chris
Spicy. Not safe for work.
Lizzie
Definitely not safe for work. This is, like, the only job Lizzy's qualified to have.
Chris
I can't even do it with my authentic self. Thank you, YouTube. I hate you. I hate you. This was a safe space for the longest, and now what am I supposed to do out here? Not swear. Do you know how many people in the comment section are going to be so grateful for that? And they get the win now they just get to win. Even though they've been wrong all these.
Lizzie
Years and nothing wrong with these words.
Chris
And if you're offended by these words and you're.
Lizzie
I think everyone's winning because people's babies are watching these shows, and they're probably gonna have their first words be the F word the way that we were going.
Chris
It doesn't make them bad people.
Lizzie
Gosh, I don't know. I don't know.
Chris
I'm not a bad person. I think I'm a good person.
Lizzie
I think you're a great person. I just think you're unsufferably you. Or not unsufferably. I think you're.
Chris
Says you.
Lizzie
We're both awfully hard to deal with, period. Like, God bless our Joel's always like, what's wrong?
Chris
Like, Rylan's being stupid. What? He's always like, what? I'm like, I don't know. Read these texts. What?
Lizzie
You just handed my texts to you.
Chris
Because you're Insufferably yourself.
Lizzie
What time was the last time you did that?
Chris
Every day. What? Every day? This morning. He was laughing because you were trying to think about a title.
Lizzie
Okay, Lizzie's job. Lizzie's job is to give me a thumbnail, a title, and a description.
Chris
And honestly, I really blow it every time. 100 of the time. You're not getting a title, you're not getting a description, and what thumbnail I eventually send to you after you have to ask for it is unusable.
Lizzie
So welcome. I'm uploading and exporting my own vlog footage. I'm replying to a bunch of business emails. I'm trying to pre produce the sip, and I'm doing a million things, and I have to upload this extra video.
Chris
My baby's crying. I'm breastfeeding. I'm making scrambled eggs. My dogs have weird things. Everyone in my house right now has diaper rash, including myself. We're dealing with all of those things, too. Sweetie, everybody has a life. We're not NPCs just waiting.
Lizzie
Well, that's what I'm saying. Then we can't commit to more than we can do, or we need some release. We burn out.
Chris
The second I send a video, I'm like, that's it.
Lizzie
Well, that's why it's going to become your duty to upload and see through.
Chris
I was. Because if I do have that, then it's like, oh, God, I have somebody on the time.
Lizzie
Yeah, because then you can't avoid it.
Chris
It's not like I don't know what it is. It's such a bizarre thing because I know I need it.
Lizzie
And so you.
Chris
And I feel like. I feel bad and guilty when this happens because it's like, oh, girl, you had one job, but then I can't even do that one thing.
Lizzie
So you said, you know, I'm enraged by it, too.
Chris
No, but he was like, what is wrong? And I was like, we're trying to read the title. He's saying we should use this one. But, like, obviously, I'm gonna use that one later.
Lizzie
But her dino is like, is this Lizzie's last baby? And it's like, of course it's not.
Chris
No, it probably has to be.
Lizzie
I don't know that that's true.
Chris
You know, I'm gonna baby trap Joe again, like I did this last time. And he's gonna be like, we said we were done. You said, you got your tooth. I'm like, girl, I'm never tying these tubes.
Lizzie
I know you're going to have a third. I just know that you are.
Chris
I feel it in my fingers and I feel it in my toes.
Lizzie
Which is so funny because, like, yesterday we're on our hot mom walk, and she's, like, almost crying, being like, well, Billy's my favorite, but sloppy Russ is my last. So I'm gonna love him like crazy. I'm just gonna hold him and spoil him and treat him like he's the best thing that's ever touched the earth. And I was like, you know that you're not done having another.
Chris
No. I always say. Cause I'm gonna think. Think sloppy is my last.
Lizzie
Right.
Chris
And you keep your mouth shut about that, Marge. You keep that. You keep. That is not my husband's business. And you have no business letting him know what we talk about on this podcast.
Lizzie
So the comments. Oh, I just spit all over you.
Chris
I didn't even feel it.
Lizzie
Okay.
Chris
Spit on another mom at swim practice.
Lizzie
That's embarrassing.
Chris
It was so awful. I was just, like, going like this. She told me her son's only motivated by girls, which I thought it was so funny because he's only one. And it's true. We have a little girl baby doll that we use in the pool to show the babies, like, what we're gonna do to them. And he went to her like he did all the ex. He's, like, clinging to his dad, and then each second he sees a little baby doll that's a girl, he, like, does exactly what he's supposed to do. And it made me laugh so hard, but I was still, like, looking at my lip and when I saw it and spit came out of my mouth. The kind that you can see. It's not just the kind you feel, it's the kind you see. And I was like, oh, no, what do I do? I don't want this mom to think I'm yucky, but I am yucky. And now she knows, because there's no way she. No. It landed in this bag that was between us that I thought was her bag. And then it turns out, not her bag. Another mom's bag. So I spit on two moms.
Lizzie
Sick.
Chris
I'm having a hard time.
Lizzie
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Chris
Why are you so. How can you have.
Lizzie
You shouldn't have that many patients.
Chris
If you have too many patients, you can't see me. Then you emails because no, the nurse team does. But it's always a cut and paste reply. If you're simply symptoms persist, go to the emergency room.
Lizzie
I was like.
Chris
And I was like, what symptoms, girl? I asked. I asked something else.
Lizzie
Okay, so she calls me, I schedule an appointment with some other woman I don't know. She turned out to be fantastic. I'm like, loki, do you want to be my doctor? Like, I'm kind of really into you too. But I got there. It's the Farmer's market. And it is beautiful. Chris was right.
Chris
Yeah.
Lizzie
And I was like, what kind of business is this on a Wednesday morning? It's not even a weekend. It's a freaking Wednesday morning. And these people are out here, like, celebrating and living large. And I'm like, where am I and why is this happening? Like, what, what, you think sick people.
Chris
Don'T deserve a farmers market?
Lizzie
No, I'm just. It's very. It's like, it piques my curiosity because I'm like, this is a lit farmer's market. It's not like other farmers markets.
Chris
Yeah.
Lizzie
It's like, really? You walk around a little bit. My knee was in pain, though. And the problem with me and Kaiser, it's like I can't find where they're telling me to go. Even if it's like. Even if it says the building and I'm looking at a map, it's like, well, I can't find that building. This campus is. Is freaking huge.
Chris
Wow. Who's the problem now?
Lizzie
I've always been the problem. We know. I'm the problem.
Chris
No, I'm the problem in that. Not problems. Let's just leave.
Lizzie
But it's like, I wanted to enjoy the farmer's market, but then I'm panicking and running around trying to find it and hobbling because my knee hurts. And then I finally find a help desk and I'm like, where do I go? And she goes back the other way.
Chris
And her.
Lizzie
Oh, God.
Chris
That's the worst thing you could ever hear when you're looking for something. Come back the way from where since you came.
Lizzie
I show up at 9:50 when my appointment's at 9:50 when they called me to say, you need to be 15 minutes early, but whatever.
Chris
Oh, no one needs to be 15 minutes early.
Lizzie
Yeah, that was a lie.
Chris
No, they say that shut 15 minutes early so that we can be 20 minutes late.
Lizzie
Yeah. So I showed up on time, and that was. That worked perfectly.
Chris
I always show up a little late.
Lizzie
The nurse was great. The. The actual doctor was great. She doesn't think I tore something. She just thinks I pulled something. She still was like, just go to physical therapy. And I was like, you know what? I will. And so I'm. But physical therapy also canceling me for a month. And I'm like, well, then what? Like, what? What? You don't. And I said to the lady, I was like, I'm not trying to be mean, but you think anybody that's getting a referral for physical therapy has a month to figure out like how they should be mobile to deal with the problem that they're in strenuous pain to go to the doctor for now.
Chris
Yeah.
Lizzie
So I said, is there an external physical therapist that Kaiser will reimburse me for? Because at this point, I'm just going to have to go find my own physical therapist and pay out of pocket, which is a luxury.
Chris
Well, this is why I used to not have a health insurance at all, because I used to piecemeal it. And quite frankly, when I piecemealed it, it was cheaper than having health insurance.
Lizzie
Right.
Chris
Because I would just go to the. To the. What is it called? The dermatologist. I'd pay for the biopsy. And all of that is still cheaper than spending $500 a month.
Lizzie
But then when I was a polite Karen, like, I was like, I know.
Chris
Well, the doctor can't do anything.
Lizzie
No, I know. But this is just the scheduler for the physical therapist at this point. And I was like, that's ridiculous, right? And she's like, yeah, it's ridiculous. And I was like, I'm not trying to be mean to you because I know you're doing your job, but, like, what can I do here? And then she did fast track the referral and was like, got the recommendation quick. So now I am going to an outside physical therapist that they're covering. What? It's just like. And Kaiser was very nice to me. Like, the doctor was so nice to me. I was like, you belong somewhere better than this. You're so wonderful, you know? And maybe Kaiser's not even bad. Maybe we're all just.
Chris
No, Kaiser's pretty bad. And I'm pretty sure their employees are constantly on strike because they're sick of being treated like shit by Kaiser. Okay? And that's one of the things that I love about the doctors I see at Kaiser, because they're always like, well, this technically isn't covered, but we're gonna push it through and say, you need it. These guys, right? And I'm like, yeah, these guys.
Lizzie
So my knee is starting to feel better. And I feel like it was just me going through the steps of actually seeing a doctor for my knee to be like, I recover a little bit.
Chris
That's how I feel about my dogs. It's like, oh, they just needed me to burn $4,000. Now they're okay. It's like they just wanted me to take a chunk of cash and just set it on fire in the backyard. And now they. They're fine.
Lizzie
They just wanted me to derail my day Go to a doctor that I can't find the appointment, and then my knee's gonna start feeling better after nothing was done.
Chris
And they say witchcraft isn't real, but if that's not magic, I don't know what is.
Lizzie
And then they're like, we'll just put. I think it was my body. I mean, obviously I pulled it into some way somehow, but I think it was like that on my back or my body just being like, you better chill the F down.
Chris
I've been telling you to chill the F down.
Lizzie
I know you have, but I haven't had an opportunity to take it. I literally have not. And so now, I mean, I'm like, it's. It's forceful, and now that I have a little bit of help around the house, it's. It's just. It is what it is.
Chris
It is what it is.
Lizzie
You know what I'm saying?
Chris
Let him say it.
Lizzie
We have to prioritize.
Chris
Prioritize.
Lizzie
Stable or everything.
Chris
I didn't sign up for mental stability.
Lizzie
Okay, well, I'm.
Chris
I'm not ready to make that commitment. Not here, not now.
Lizzie
I'm just trying to achieve as close to. I mean, I'm still having many meltdowns, so we're trying to get as close to, like, stable as possible. You know what I'm saying?
Chris
Whatever. I don't know that I'm gonna join you at stability.
Lizzie
And I was also thinking, like, I need. So I took. I've been. I've just been feeling, like, crappy about myself. I didn't. You know, like, I was just feeling crappy. So I was like, I'm also gonna start eating clean because I've had.
Chris
No, you're eating clean is, like, weird. You're eating clean is like fire festival prison food.
Lizzie
Okay. That's some flair.
Chris
Like what? Like, you turn the lights off so you don't have to look at it while you eat it.
Lizzie
I had a. A protein burrito the other day and just dumped the tortilla. All the contents out of the tortilla. And that was fun.
Chris
Yeah.
Lizzie
Ew. But I just, like, I want to feel good about. I want to feel good, and I. I am used to feeling good because I implement all the things that I know make me feel good, which is, like, trying to sleep a lot, trying to get enough sleep, working out, like, going through all the motions of doing annoying things so that I feel good, but I just feel like lately that's been going to the wayside. So I was like, you know, I've been eating whatever I want without any regulations for a long time now, which is fine. And I don't like it's fine. But I was like, maybe eating clean will also, like, have an effect on my mood. So we're on day six of that.
Chris
How's your mood so far?
Lizzie
My mood hasn't changed.
Chris
Yeah. I think that when you're eating. When you talk about, like, eating clean, though, I think, like, you should look at some other things. Like, I feel like. Like, because you order food out so often, you're eating a lot of seed oils.
Lizzie
Probably. Yeah.
Chris
And I think that that probably isn't great.
Lizzie
Well, I've been to. Well, maybe.
Chris
So maybe you could eat some of the stuff that's, like, fun to eat and tastes good and is, like, protein and things that your body needs, but make it at home for yourself like you do your babies.
Lizzie
Don't you dare try to add it. No, I'll get, like. I feel like they're cooking with olive oils and stuff at Erewhon. I don't think they're using seed oils with my salmon Erwan.
Chris
Probably not.
Lizzie
It's just way too expensive. But it's like, I'm doing what I've got to do, you know?
Chris
You've got to do what you gotta do. You gotta do what I've gotta do to survey.
Lizzie
Okay.
Chris
I could throw up thinking about what you've been eating lately.
Lizzie
Well, you don't even know what I've been eating lately.
Chris
You posted a picture of it, and I was like, you're sick. Like, this is. This is yucky.
Lizzie
It was just a piece of salmon and zucchini, and it's like I was putting a little hot sauce on. It looked bland. It tasted better than it was. It straight up was like, I tried no oatmeal because I was like, maybe the oatmeal that I've had every day for 10 years. So I was just replacing it with three eggs and a chunk of avocado. And I was like, I can't do that. It didn't sustain me. And I also just wanted to, like, for breakfast. Oh, can you not?
Chris
I hate everything that you're talking about.
Lizzie
Sexy talk is not good for you.
Chris
No, it makes me S, I C.
Lizzie
K. Okay, what if we just spelled it? You saw a speed actor? Neil Kelly in the world.
Chris
Have you seen this guy?
Lizzie
No. Who is that?
Chris
The spit actor. So there's a speed actor who, like, goes on. Oh, damn. Can everyone see my pants are bursting? Because I've got a large and a charged child in my Guts. There's. I'm so hungry.
Lizzie
Okay.
Chris
Like, I am so hungry, it's actually absurd.
Lizzie
Okay, we'll get lunch.
Chris
I need. I need something flavorful and not sad.
Lizzie
Okay.
Chris
Okay. I mean, because one of us is putting weight on, and it's fine with this. Well, but here's the thing. I said there's this actor that I can't stop looking at.
Lizzie
What do you mean?
Chris
He spit acts and it's speed acting, but I've decided to call it spit acting. What do you want to see?
Lizzie
Is it copywritten?
Chris
There's no way.
Lizzie
Because I can't handle another YouTube.
Chris
No, there's literally. There's no way.
Lizzie
I'll probably have, like, a full bro.
Chris
There's literally no way. There's no way. No.
Lizzie
You're DMing with him.
Chris
No, but I should be.
Lizzie
Why are you going through your dms?
Chris
I'm not. Because I sent it to other people. Too many. How do I get to, like, group chat?
Lizzie
She is scrolling, like, through.
Chris
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay, so this guy, I think he's bigger on Tick Tock than he is on Instagram. Because on Instagram he doesn't look that big.
Lizzie
So does he do monologues from popular shows or something?
Chris
No.
Lizzie
Oh, that. That wasn't part of the plan. That wasn't part of the plan.
Ryland
That wasn't part of the plan.
Chris
I can't look away.
Lizzie
That wasn't the part.
Chris
That music's copyright, probably. God. He got me with a spitactic.
Lizzie
So he does, like.
Chris
He does like a sentence, but with different subtext. Or he'll do things like. Quick, throw me a prop. And you throw the prop.
Lizzie
I think this is good. Let's try. So we come up with a line.
Chris
Yeah. And then someone gives us different Chris.
Lizzie
So you have to say like. Like you're saying that in space with zero gravity. You're saying that while you're.
Chris
I don't think you can.
Lizzie
Hanging upside down.
Ryland
I think I can.
Lizzie
But then how can we put. You just have to put us in different scenarios. That's all you have to do.
Chris
No, like, subjects. Like. You're cold.
Lizzie
Yes.
Ryland
Oh, that's simple.
Lizzie
Yeah. Okay.
Ryland
You're freezing.
Lizzie
Okay, so what's our. What's gonna be our line?
Ryland
You're in Antarctica.
Chris
What's our line? Give us a line.
Ryland
I. I can't stand it here any longer.
Chris
I can't. Can't stand it here any longer. Okay, now another one. Can't stand it here any longer. Quick, quick. We're sp. Acting Another one, another one, another one.
Lizzie
You have to get you and then me.
Chris
He's got to be thinking fast, though. Give us another feeling. That's more than cold. Go.
Ryland
It's burning hot. You're in the jungles of Peru, and a snake is after you, and you're.
Chris
Like, that's too many. It's one thing, girl. Is it hot or is there a snake?
Ryland
All the things.
Chris
No, one at a time. And you can pick the next one.
Lizzie
Next you're in the mouth of a whale. You're being eaten.
Chris
I was taking more of, like, a Pinocchio approach.
Lizzie
I was thinking, like, I'm.
Chris
I'm like, right, right, right. It's too hot in here.
Lizzie
No, it's. I can't take this anymore.
Chris
Oh, no. It's the same line, right?
Ryland
You're skydiving.
Chris
What is our line, dude?
Lizzie
But this is the thing, okay?
Chris
We're bad actors, but acting's really hard.
Lizzie
It's so hot in here that I want to die.
Chris
No, I feel perfect. Perfect. I feel perfect and hungry.
Lizzie
So we're horrible actors.
Chris
Anyway, we didn't get the role. No, this guy does this all the time. I. It's what I watch while I'm nursing my son. I love it so much. And I've sent it to a bunch of my friends. I'm like, why aren't we doing this? But, like, with different things that are, like, goofy and silly. Like, why aren't we parodying it? Why don't we do this? What is his name? Is it on my thing?
Lizzie
I don't know. Look, we'll put it in.
Chris
Put his name. Give him a link. Give him a link to this guy because he is putting his fucking heart and soul out there. And he. He does it all the time. And I saw him out in the wild with Billy. Billy and I were alone, getting lunch together, and this guy comes in and went, that's the spit actor.
Lizzie
You wouldn't. He would love if you recognized him.
Chris
I said something.
Lizzie
Oh, you did?
Chris
Yeah.
Lizzie
Walked up to him.
Chris
Oh, no, I didn't walk up. He walked by me, and I went, excuse me. And he didn't hear me, and I went, excuse me. Then he stopped and turned back, and I was like, are you the spit actor? But I said, speed actor. Do you do speed acting? Are you on Instagram? He went, oh, my God, yes, that is me. I'm a sped actor.
Lizzie
And did you ask for a photo?
Chris
No, I didn't want to stand up. And then I started getting nervous, and I turned red. I could Feel it. I was getting hot. No, he was like. I was like, this is my son, Billy. He knows your work as well. We've gone down the rabbit hole and he was with his boyfriend. He's like, this is him. I was like, no, I totally organize.
Lizzie
Your boyfriend? Yeah, of course he's gay.
Chris
Did you see him?
Lizzie
He's allowed to be gay on Instagram.
Chris
Yeah, Instagram's for the gays.
Lizzie
Good for him.
Chris
Yeah.
Lizzie
I didn't know they were that chill.
Chris
Anyways, later on I see a little really reel on his Instagram because again.
Lizzie
I don't feel like I got recognized today.
Chris
No, but it was his birthday, so. Happy birthday.
Lizzie
What kind of establishment for your birthday?
Chris
I don't remember what the place is called, but it's a restaurant.
Lizzie
Okay.
Chris
That had a pizza.
Lizzie
Okay.
Chris
It's a nice restaurant.
Lizzie
Chuck E. Cheese.
Chris
Frick. No. But yeah. So met the spit actor.
Lizzie
Are you ever gonna get real with us?
Chris
No.
Lizzie
Are you serious?
Chris
Let's try out these hot Topics. What do you mean? What do you want from me?
Lizzie
I'm raw. This was the.
Chris
I'm raw. I'm hungry.
Lizzie
This was the peak of the episode. Everything of the episode was leading up to this. For us to have like a heart to heart and then we come back down and then food is what brings us.
Chris
No, you have so much more on the list here before we even get to it.
Lizzie
No, that's it. That's.
Chris
No. Your family's first night in the Colorado house.
Lizzie
That's it. It. That's over. You just said it.
Chris
And your mom's birthday.
Lizzie
Yeah.
Chris
Happy birthday.
Lizzie
Happy birthday. I mean, it was last. It was July 2nd, but yeah. And they spent their first night in the house. They've been slowly moving their things over because it wasn't like. It wasn't. There's not a super rush because my brother's moving into their house. It's like, take your time, gather your stuff, be thoughtful about it. So last night was the first official night they spent in the house. And so my mom was sending me like my grandma's room tour and how she had set that up and everything. So it's just so fun and exciting that it's actually happening. And like, it's hard for me to believe that it's real, you know?
Chris
I love it.
Lizzie
Yeah, it's very fun and exciting and I hope that this. Well, then Lizzie was like, well, are you going for Christmas? And I was like, of course I'm going for Christmas. Like, Christmas in Colorado is magical. And she's like, well, that's my baby.
Chris
So he doesn't care about my C section. He's not going to be there.
Lizzie
I wasn't really involved the last time, which I didn't need to be, but I'm just saying, like, she had assigned me this job of taking the placenta across town, and then, like, I was waiting on pins and needles.
Chris
Well, I had an emergency section in the middle of the night, so whose.
Lizzie
Fault is it really?
Chris
Mine. You're right. I blew it. I should have just had a vaginal. You should have a reasonable hour like a normal.
Lizzie
Just called me and said it was a emergency.
Chris
F U C K ed that. I'm so stupid. I'm sorry. Okay? I'm sorry.
Lizzie
So I don't think I'll be needed, and then you're not gonna want to see me for a few days.
Chris
Girl, you came to my house four days after I had a child and we podcasted.
Lizzie
Well, that's not happening again.
Chris
Why not?
Lizzie
You think you're gonna be that mentally stable?
Chris
I've never been mentally stable. This has literally never been.
Lizzie
Why am I projecting Mentally stability? I don't know. Mental stability.
Chris
And stop putting that label on me. I am what I am, and it is not mentally stable, okay? And that's part of my freaking charm. And this is another thing I saw on Instagram, like, a little tweet the other day, where it's like, for someone as crazy as I am, you're lucky that I am this mentally stable or something. And it's, like, fucking for real. Like, honestly, Honestly, y' all are lucky that I'm not doing some crazy shit out in these streets, that I have the gall to sit here right now and say, spell out my curse words because YouTube started demonetizing me and threatening my livelihood and that of my children's.
Lizzie
Do you cuss on your channel?
Chris
I believe it.
Lizzie
Can you believe the standard she holds for her own is way higher than what is for a joint business venture? That is the. Well, the base of all of it.
Chris
Well, it's never been a problem here, right? And here we are now, joyless. Joyless and mentally stable, eating clean.
Lizzie
It really is awful, huh?
Chris
Yeah.
Lizzie
Even today when we go to eat, I'm going to be like one of those girl that's like Scud. Jeez. I'm gonna take a bite.
Chris
Cute. Where are we going?
Lizzie
Don't worry. Shane has prepared secret menu items at Taco Bell for us.
Chris
Oh, my God. Yay. We love Taco Bell. You're eating it, and it's okay.
Lizzie
I'VE practiced it. I practiced it. I've been practicing real constraint. Like, we went out.
Chris
You can have restraint, but they say, like, you can have restraint 80% of the time.
Lizzie
And that's fine.
Chris
That's fine.
Lizzie
We. I also agree. I'm just like, instead of a dessert at night, I'm opting for, like, a fruit or one piece of dark chocolate, not, like, frozen yogurt. You know what I'm saying? So it's just, like, smarter, healthier choices. I'm like, not opting in to have the bread instead of bread on a chicken sandwich. I'm just doing, like, the chicken, avocado and cheese.
Chris
Are you talking to the mic or is that not part of it?
Lizzie
Probably not. Okay, so Shane and I went on a date night. We went to see Jurassic World, Rebirth. Did you see it, Chris?
Ryland
I did, yeah.
Lizzie
Yes.
Chris
Hold on. No spoilers. I haven't seen it, and I am going to see it.
Lizzie
And I told Lizzy, I mean, to see it. She goes, what did you think? I was like, I'm never going to tell you what I think about a movie again. Are you kidding me? Every time I've ever told you what I thought about a movie, you hold it against me for the rest of my life. I'm never telling you what I think about a movie ever again. It's like, you are such a bitch when it comes to my movie. R E V I W E S. Did I spell that right?
Chris
Who could ever really say? No one here. No one in this room.
Lizzie
I loved it. It. I don't care.
Chris
I heard it was fun.
Lizzie
I think YouTube and movie critics are like. And I'm like, but that's what everyone thinks.
Chris
Jurassic park always been formulaic, and it's always been fun. And then when they break the formula, nobody has fun and everyone's embarrassed.
Lizzie
I think the point for me is, is it fun and was it engaging and did I have a great time? The answer was yes. Do I think it's super rewatchable? Probably not. Like, I won't watch it again until my kids are like, 10. They want to watch it. But I had a great movie theater experience. I'm like, if you're going to go to a movie, the theater. This is a very fun movie to watch in the movie theater.
Chris
I love that.
Lizzie
Get some popcorn. I had a little bit of popcorn. Just like a handful or two. I practice constraint. And we went to dinner and I just got. I just got strips of steak.
Chris
Do people say practicing constraint?
Lizzie
I practiced constraint. Do people say I had constraints?
Chris
He's making me feel like I'm having a hard time. Who cares? It's. It's restraint, right?
Lizzie
I've practiced. I've.
Chris
It's like he gaslights me with the.
Lizzie
English language in a way that we went to Kazulina.
Chris
And then I start texting my, like, adult friends, like, from Mommy and Me, and I'm like, oh, my God. I'm using was and were wrong. And that's embarrassing.
Lizzie
That's my problem with her new baby.
Chris
And, like, what's next then and then? Am I going to become a person who doesn't know the difference between then and then because of this man?
Lizzie
Listen, for one second.
Chris
I don't think I could stand being that person.
Lizzie
Can you listen?
Chris
Is it going to erode as far as have to have and of? It's those of you that don't know the difference between has or have and of course, that really grind my gears because there's a lot of you that don't like me. And by the way, that's fine, because if you can't differentiate between of and have, then you. If you have an opinion about me, it's just as dumb as everything else in your life. Okay, continue. You had fun at Casualina. Sorry, that was crazy. Maybe we should cut that. Oh, my God. That's really nuts, right?
Lizzie
I was trying to stop.
Chris
I learned the theirs, okay? I learned them. I can't spell for S, H, I, T, but guess what? I learned the theirs because I don't want to be mortified in public. Grow up. There's a difference between then and then, okay? And you don't know it, but you act like you know why instead of.
Lizzie
Just, you don't know anything. Why instead of shaming people, wouldn't you just give them a question?
Chris
Because they're shaming me. And there's the lesson. I hope you feel as bad as I feel reading your comments now. And you think twice. You think twice about the difference between then and then before you write it. Google it.
Lizzie
Give us a lesson.
Chris
Do you know how embarrassed I am when I have to Google the difference between the. It says. Do you know that I go back and I edit text messages where I use was instead of were because I'm mortified.
Lizzie
God, that's my problem with her new baby's name. I can't. I don't know. That's not my baby's name. I need some education.
Chris
That's not my baby's name. We also talked about this.
Lizzie
Okay, well, Chris has the same problem. Is the APOSTROPHE after the S? Or is it it Chris apostrophe S? When I'm saying Chris's, how many S's are in Chris? What do I do?
Chris
Where do you put the Ss?
Ryland
Apostrophe.
Lizzie
Wait, C, H, R I S apostrophe S. So it's not just an apostrophe after the S and we forget everything else.
Ryland
I think you could do that.
Lizzie
So both are correct. This really me up. I did download Chat GPT for the first time ever.
Chris
Yuck.
Lizzie
I'm just saying.
Chris
Did ChatGPT like dress?
Lizzie
I really only did that because I wanted to create an image of me scream crying when you weren't replying. And. And AI Apple's AI hate crime Bitmoji wouldn't do it. Every time I tell Apple's like AI Emoji machine to like make a person sad, they won't do it. Or they'll do like one single teardrop, like above my head and I'm like, no, no, no, no. I want me to have a full blown meltdown so I can send it to Lizzy so I can be like, this is me having a tantrum right now because you're not responding.
Chris
Which is crazy coming from a person who has me on me.
Lizzie
Exactly. Both correct. See, that's hard for me.
Chris
It's a. It's enraging, I'll admit that.
Lizzie
What did you think about the movie? Chris? You can be honest. Just because I liked it doesn't mean you had to like it.
Ryland
I thought it was fun. I think it was. It's totally fine and like a fun movie experience. I. I think it, it's just. I mean, they've kind of all failed in comparison to like the first two. Really. But.
Lizzie
Right. I mean, yes.
Chris
I had fun with the first couple Chris Pratt ones.
Lizzie
I thought those were fun.
Ryland
First one one and then I thought.
Chris
It went was the second one where they run rampant in suburbia after being.
Ryland
The girls clone randomly and there's.
Chris
Yeah, we missed that one. Yeah, but it might. When I was little, my reoccurring nightmare was that dinosaurs were coming for us and no one would listen and hide.
Lizzie
But that Scarlett Johansson is so hot.
Chris
I like hot right now.
Lizzie
Oh my gosh, she's gorgeous. And that the straight guy from Wicked is in there too.
Chris
I don't think he's straight, girl.
Lizzie
No, not in real life, but in Wicked they're trying to protect.
Chris
I don't think they are.
Lizzie
What? Isn't he like, marrying one of them in Wicked?
Chris
I mean, but he's like, pretty gay in it, right? I know, but they're like pretty gay.
Lizzie
In it, but also. Okay, my other problem with Wicked is they're all 40 years old playing high schoolers.
Ryland
Wait, that was the guy from Wick?
Lizzie
Like the guy that's like dancing around the library, that's like gonna marry Ariana Grande.
Ryland
The guy with glasses?
Lizzie
Uh huh. I mean, he's a great actor. He really is a good actor. And he is openly gay. Okay. So it's like I'm either talking out of my mic or I'm screaming. That's who I am.
Chris
Am.
Lizzie
Okay. He's a great actor and I am glad. Like, it is really cool to see, like a gay actor being offered these huge roles. No. Both straight and gay. Because technically, like, when you know somebody as gay, it is hard to cast them as straight. And he really pulled this off wonderfully in Jurassic, Whatever this is called.
Chris
You bought the straightness.
Lizzie
Yeah, I did. I. I didn't even know it was him until I started googling after because I didn't watch the press tour. You had told me me in a previous week, like, Scarlett was kissing a gay man on the red carpet. Turns out it's the gay guy from Wicked and he is gay. But he was also. I mean, he's a great actor and I'm happy he's getting.
Chris
You love calling people gay.
Lizzie
I mean, he's gay. Isn't that like, great for visibility and awareness? He's having his moment.
Chris
Yes.
Lizzie
And I was like, where did this man come from? And somebody said Bridgerton maybe. And so maybe he was on Bridgerton.
Chris
Who's somebody?
Lizzie
Jonathan Bailey.
Chris
Okay, why are you yelling at me?
Lizzie
Okay. Okay, whatever.
Chris
So are you gonna go see Dancing Through Life?
Lizzie
Maybe it is rewatchable. Like, part of me wants to just like go get in the car and watch it again with you.
Chris
I'll do it right now.
Lizzie
And then I thought those earrings on Scarlet Johansson were just like a bit for the character, but she's wearing it throughout her entire press tour. So she's just like a badass with 18 earrings on one of her ears.
Chris
Yeah. And she's covered in tattoos.
Lizzie
Wow. I love her. I'm straight for her.
Chris
You're straight for her. Wow. The community's lost a few good ones this year.
Lizzie
Everyone in that movie is attractive. It's like what was casting to it.
Chris
Listen, I'm so hungry. We have to get in the car and go to Taco Bell right now.
Lizzie
Okay, so you want to derail your hot taco?
Chris
No, we'll bring it up in the car like everything else you say.
Lizzie
You say that every week and then we end up doing it on the show. It's been like 18 weeks where you're like, yeah, we'll do it in the car.
Chris
It's been like two weeks.
Lizzie
No, watch them back, Mama.
Chris
I watch them back. Oh, I watch them back. I watch it more times than you've seen Jurassic Park.
Lizzie
Come on, tell us about what's going on.
Chris
Let's do the hot topics. I'm so hungry.
Lizzie
You're never gonna talk about your real life. You're not being translated.
Chris
I'm hungry.
Lizzie
These people, we have nothing to talk about.
Chris
Talk about. I'll talk about it to talk about. I'll talk about it to talk about when I have a prop and a taco.
Lizzie
These people have committed their blood, their babies here, the F word because they're so dedicated to hearing our podcast and you won't even give them what's.
Chris
I'll give it to them. I'll give it to them in the car. I'm too hungry for this.
Lizzie
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Chris
We all know that's gonna go really well because Ryland is cool, calm and collected under pressure and can order like a champion at any drive.
Lizzie
My husband's really nice, so he said order and he told me exactly.
Chris
He's done this before.
Lizzie
Okay.
Chris
And you've always had the order.
Lizzie
Would you like to get in the driver's seat? Seat.
Chris
Drive. I'm a girl. We can do many things but not drive.
Lizzie
Okay. I just learned what standing on business is. If you're curious and we're trying to stand on it right now, I hope that I can do that with the order of this menu.
Chris
Stand on your business, baby.
Ryland
I genuinely think you're so brave for ordering something like that at the drive thru.
Lizzie
I could never thank you for the flowers, Chris. Well, no, that's how we prepare it. After. Afterwards. This is what I order.
Chris
Got it.
Lizzie
So.
Chris
So the order is only this long.
Lizzie
Here's the thing. If you guys want anything separate, we're driving through a second time because I can't get confused like what's for creating special items and what's.
Chris
All right, understood.
Lizzie
But I will drive you through a second time if that's what you want for lunch or separately.
Chris
Can I look at the.
Lizzie
We can go get lunch while we drive.
Chris
Can I. Can I just peep?
Ryland
I give you my.
Chris
Let me sneak peek.
Lizzie
I need it.
Chris
I know you can have it. We're gonna wait behind a car.
Lizzie
Okay. What? Chris?
Ryland
I thought she was with the general venue.
Lizzie
He was texting.
Chris
Okay. Okay.
Lizzie
Are you liking what is being put down?
Chris
I'm liking what he's put down. I appreciate that he stands on business. I'm clocking it.
Lizzie
It's clocking.
Chris
Tick tock. You Know what I'm saying? That's the clock, not the app. Guess who's going to Katy Perry.
Lizzie
Us. Really?
Ryland
You got tickets?
Chris
Oh, yes, I did.
Lizzie
She got me my birthday present. Was that for my birthday?
Chris
I think maybe.
Lizzie
Oh, it was for something she got for existing. She got me Katy Berry tickets, and I am very excited. And I was honestly starting to feel like I was a fraud and phony if I didn't go, because, like, I've talked about it in so many seatgeek ads that @ this point, it's embarrassing if I don't go.
Chris
Yeah, you had to go. Honestly, I did it for your seatgeek.
Lizzie
I'm like, I'm going to Katy Perry. You guys should get tickets on SeatGeek too.
Chris
I said that on this podcast for the seat geek.
Lizzie
Asshole. No, I'm not kidding. Like, I've done it in, like, three vlog spots and, like, five p podcast spots. I mean, we've all seen Denver, Colorado. How dare.
Chris
Stacy texted you.
Lizzie
What does she want?
Chris
I don't know.
Lizzie
I can't leave now. I have my Taco Bell menu.
Chris
Order up. He may.
Lizzie
So we'll see what's going on with her right after that.
Ryland
Congratulations on seeing Katy Perry.
Chris
Thank you. Tickets were very affordable, and I said.
Lizzie
So my mom and my sister are coming in right around that time. And I was like, do you guys want to come a day early and go to Katy Perry? And they were both like, we're okay. And I was like, oh, no. We're gonna have fun.
Chris
We're gonna get merch. It's gonna be a whole thing.
Lizzie
We're getting merch.
Chris
We always get merch.
Lizzie
I guess that's true.
Chris
Gosh.
Lizzie
I guess that's true.
Ryland
Are they not concert girlies or are they not specifically Katie girlies?
Lizzie
I just think with. I. I just think it's the dates. I think if they were here when it was happening, it would be fine.
Chris
Right?
Lizzie
My mom, actually. I mean, who doesn't love. You love a Katie hit, even if you're not a Katie cat.
Chris
Yes, you do.
Lizzie
You've got to love it, Katie. I am not. I'm great. How are you? Yes. Could I please get a crunch wrap? Yes. Yes. Could I get a Mexican pizza just by itself? And then chicken tenders. Okay. And then two cheese roll ups, nacho fries, a large and then a beefy five layer burrito. Could you grill that one, please? Yes. And then could I get a side of spicy ranchero sauce? Yes. And that is all. Fantastic.
Chris
We come back again.
Lizzie
Thank you. I Literally can't hear. For some reason.
Chris
Chris has brought and he would like to showcase his portable.
Lizzie
Oh my gosh. So because he's a German.
Chris
What are those little jars for?
Ryland
For like seasonings, if you want.
Chris
For sample collections. Are you collecting samples of us?
Lizzie
Yes.
Chris
Don't share anything with me.
Lizzie
You need number three.
Chris
Zach Reptilian. He's trying to take our poop. He's trying to replicate us. I will not be part of this channel.
Lizzie
Actually that's going to become. I should get some more of those because we're going to probably need that to create the secret menu items. You know what?
Chris
I'm make sure you ask them for some cutlery.
Lizzie
Oh, shoot.
Chris
Hello.
Lizzie
Good. How are you? And could I get some forks and knives as well? Do you want any sauce? Sure. Just some hot sauce, please. You're more than welcome to use mine. Oh, are you killing someone with that, Chris? That's like a kitchen grade steak knife. Did that come in the pack or did you order that separately? He wants us dead. I felt like that was a threat, if I'm being honest.
Chris
He's been doing.
Lizzie
We're demonetized.
Chris
A knife like that on a knife out of its sheath around like in the back seat for multiple videos.
Lizzie
I feel like he's sticking the other end of that up something as like sick play.
Chris
We all know Chris likes to put things. Oh, this is probably that weren't meant.
Ryland
For butt play very long.
Lizzie
Thank you. Is this everything? Okay.
Chris
Thank you. Wow, he's so cute.
Lizzie
He is so smiley and so cute.
Chris
I really liked him.
Lizzie
Somebody better.
Chris
Amber was the color of his energy. I wish we could got some Frescas lighting.
Lizzie
Good shirt.
Ryland
You see they have caffeine caffeinated like rock star drinks.
Lizzie
Really?
Ryland
Like in their like new drinks.
Lizzie
What's it called?
Ryland
In their new sodas.
Lizzie
Are we missing new menu items? Yeah. What?
Chris
Yeah, there was a ton of new menu items.
Lizzie
Oh my God. Okay.
Chris
You told us we were going back a second time.
Lizzie
Then we'll go back.
Chris
You said don't order anything else. This is all I can handle. I'm gonna have a minty pee. That's what you said.
Lizzie
I was pretty chill, if I do say so.
Chris
I think you were acting up.
Lizzie
I just. Sometimes it gets confusing. Like I don't know why. What's what. Okay. Would you like the. I might hand it back to you actually, if you don't mind. Yeah. Okay. So item number one. Open the CrunchWrap Supreme. This is the Crunchwrap Supreme. I'm gonna let you be like our server dad. Open the crunch.
Ryland
Open it up.
Lizzie
Like unfold it. Oh, you know what I mean?
Ryland
Yeah.
Lizzie
You know what I'm putting down?
Ryland
That's okay.
Lizzie
You tear the chicken tenders apart and add them inside of the Crunchwrap Supreme. Oh, only two or did one fold?
Chris
No, it's a two piece.
Lizzie
Really?
Chris
Yeah. Let's cut those up. Instead of trying them up with our fingers though.
Ryland
Cut these up.
Lizzie
Okay. Okay.
Chris
I don't know. I'm already getting disgusted by the process.
Ryland
Sorry, do you want it?
Lizzie
There's hand sanitizer.
Chris
I would still prefer we cut it up with a fork instead of like fingers on every bite.
Lizzie
Okay, fine.
Chris
Sorry.
Lizzie
Is there a tray to cut? Oh, he has. He has a whole bl. He's got a full blown mix. Exit station.
Chris
Yeah. Get your hunting knife out.
Lizzie
Okay. Add them inside the Crunchwrap Supreme. Add the spicy ranch sauce.
Chris
Did you order it?
Lizzie
Yeah, I did. I'm guessing that's what this is.
Chris
Pyramid.
Lizzie
Oh, yeah.
Ryland
For those that haven't tried Taco Bell's chicken, the one time I had it, it was very good. Like shockingly good.
Lizzie
It looked. I've had it twice. The first time was like fresh and so delicious. And the second time I was like, I'm disappointed. I don't know, like maybe they were sitting under the heat lamp or something.
Ryland
But Compare it to McDonald's, McCrispy whatever nightmare, right?
Lizzie
Wow, that's gorgeous. I feel like I should have camera on that. Here, let me get that. Let me get that dump. Let me get that dump, daddy. Okay, let's see you dump it on the wrap.
Chris
Oh, okay.
Lizzie
Oh, that's so sexy the way you're doing that person. That's so hot. Oh, the spicy ranch sauce.
Ryland
Spicy ranch.
Lizzie
Just drizzle it on. She's right there. Where is it? Right here.
Chris
Right there.
Lizzie
And you just. Nice little drizzle.
Chris
Oh.
Lizzie
Oh, deeper.
Ryland
Wait, this actually looks really good.
Chris
I am so freaking hungry now.
Lizzie
Now you're gonna fold that back up, daddy.
Ryland
Okay.
Lizzie
Okay. And serve it to us raw the coverage.
Chris
Serve it to a straw.
Lizzie
And now. Oh, oops.
Chris
Yeah, yeah.
Lizzie
No wrapper. And now you have a crispy chicken crunch wrap.
Chris
A ranch crispy chicken crunch wrap.
Ryland
Should I try to cut it in half?
Lizzie
Is that stupid? Yeah, cut it in half. Yeah, cut it in half.
Chris
Cut her in half and then cut one of the halves in fourths.
Lizzie
Okay, I saw item number two and I'm just telling you, she F U C K S. Is she a Mexican fcks apostrophe? No, because she's not effing.
Chris
It's not her possessive.
Lizzie
She just F U C K S.
Chris
Yeah, it's what she does than I.
Lizzie
Thought it would be.
Ryland
But we're getting there.
Lizzie
No worries.
Chris
So dignified the way you're holding your little fingers. Rhett and I can fight over it like swans.
Lizzie
Oh, wait, I think.
Chris
I think this is. It's like when you're doing a Civil War dismemberment. You want to break the bone and then. Then sever it from the body.
Lizzie
That piece is. Oh, no. I think they're missing the nacho flour.
Ryland
I have this if you'd like.
Chris
Oh, I lost a piece of chicken.
Lizzie
Oh, God.
Chris
Oh, get it out of here. You took my chicken piece. Come back. Well, okay.
Ryland
Would you like another chicken piece?
Chris
Well, no, I'm just going to grab rice.
Lizzie
Oh, I'll eat it over the bag. Oh, maybe I should grab it. It's falling out.
Chris
Grab it.
Lizzie
I won't touch yours, Chris. Okay, one second.
Chris
I'm going in. I can't wait any longer.
Ryland
It looks good, actually.
Lizzie
Now it's like a taco almost. Here you go. Look at this taco. Is it good?
Chris
Is it good?
Lizzie
There's no way it's not good, right?
Chris
It's Taco Bell.
Lizzie
Everything here is good, but adding the chicken strips to the crunch wrap sounds pretty legit.
Ryland
I really don't understand how anyone could not be a Taco Bell person.
Chris
They're wrong. Wrong.
Lizzie
This is incredible. Is it like. Are you kidding me?
Chris
No.
Lizzie
I'm being so right now. And that spicy ranch is really what seals the deal.
Chris
This mother stands on business.
Lizzie
This elevates the Crunchwrap supreme to a level I could have never expected. Oh, my gosh. Are you kidding me?
Chris
No, I'm not.
Lizzie
I love you right now.
Chris
Me.
Lizzie
It's made me love you.
Chris
I didn't have anything to do with it.
Lizzie
I have heart eye emojis for. I think it's just because you're in my vision after eating that.
Chris
No, it's so good.
Lizzie
It's like I like you more than I used to because of that meal. Wow.
Chris
Think about having a sip of some peach mango fresco right now.
Lizzie
Well, we're gonna have to go back because they forgot the nacho fries. And by forgot the nacho fries, I ordered them and said larch. I recall that nacho fries, a large. But they're not on here and they're not in there. So we're gonna have to do the one without the nacho fries and do this one first. I Can create this. While you guys eat that, open up.
Chris
The cheese because daddy's not having any fun today.
Lizzie
No, I'm really not. Okay.
Ryland
Would anyone like the last fourth?
Chris
I have this fourth.
Lizzie
She's. Yeah, she has mine.
Chris
It's me and you today, Chris. Daddy's eating healthily, but can we go.
Lizzie
To lunch after too?
Chris
I won't be hungry.
Lizzie
You won't? Okay, I'll go to lunch by myself. Just screw me then. I don't even care. Okay, so this next one, what you do is you cut the Mexican pizza.
Chris
In half, which they have already done for us.
Lizzie
You then open the Cheesy Roll up and you. You, like, create an a talk, a soft taco. Include closure over half the pizza.
Chris
Oh, okay.
Lizzie
This is hot business. I watched somebody do this on a YouTube video and I was like, that is sexy. Like, wow, that is hot.
Ryland
I need to see it.
Lizzie
When she opened this up, she didn't. Oh, there's a. There's a decent amount of cheese in the Cheesy Roll up. So I'm gonna open her and put her.
Chris
Like, they could have melted that for.
Lizzie
Hold on. Probably. It's not as sexy as this. It's not as sexy. I'm gonna spray my hands. Just.
Ryland
My thing is, I'm gonna put it right back on.
Lizzie
Oh, it's fine. One more part. This car just likes to make a lot of noises.
Chris
I'm gonna go ahead and say the Cheesy Roll up doesn't really stand on business.
Lizzie
Well, and that's. That's what a lot of people like to say, that she's not a girl who stands on business. Oh, but I need to flip flop it. Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah. So you go like this, this, and then you wrap her like this. Oh, like that. So hard. Are you kidding me?
Chris
No.
Lizzie
Whoa.
Ryland
That's kind of like. They're like cheesy gordita crunch.
Lizzie
A little bit, kind of. I'm going to let you. You prepare the second half. Oh, wait, that's not that. There's an. Oh, it's right here. I'm going to let you prepare your second half, Chris.
Chris
Oh, you want to just take your bite and then h. Pass it off?
Lizzie
Yes, I do. Correct. Oh, my gosh. I'm like, seeing lots like, God damn.
Chris
Get off your diet, girl. You're beautiful. Normalize pregnancy weight gain with your bestie.
Lizzie
Oh, my God. The Mexican pizza is already my, like, current favorite.
Chris
It is good. Do you. Can you believe they took it off the menu for so many years?
Lizzie
No, that's. That's Q, C, K, E, R, Y. I can't spell that. I can't spell.
Chris
Were you trying to spell.
Lizzie
Yeah, okay, this, the Mexican pizza, is my current Taco Bell favorite. But when you add the soft Taco.
Chris
Bell, you talked about it and not passing it off.
Lizzie
Yeah. Give that to Chris. And here's your bowl. Do you remember how to make it? You just. I open it up and I put a. You just wrap it like a taco. Like the taco she is.
Chris
There's no crunch wrap chicken ranch supreme.
Lizzie
I'm still very into it.
Ryland
Oh, this one's cheesy.
Chris
I'm kind of happy with my Mexican.
Lizzie
Pizza as is, really. See, my Mexican pizza is always falling apart on top of me, and I have an issue with that. I'm not gonna lie.
Chris
You know what? I get it.
Lizzie
Because if you don't eat it at the store, by the time it gets to you, it's a little soggy, and then it's like flopping and falling apart. So this adds a layer of structure and stability, which is what I put here.
Ryland
Like this, Right? This one here like that.
Chris
You want both.
Lizzie
You put both halves. So it's like those halves are a little bigger. I mean, you can just do it like that if you want. It's a little. Do you remember when I think I.
Ryland
Did it nice like you.
Lizzie
Yours isn't pretty like ours.
Chris
Do you remember when someone wrote into our show and told us that they were having sex with someone? He started crying on top of her. Yeah, that's what everything you just said reminded me of.
Lizzie
So the third one is add nacho fries inside of the beef, too.
Ryland
Why are they parked like that?
Lizzie
That's wild.
Chris
They need lighting.
Lizzie
They probably do.
Chris
Let them live.
Lizzie
You know, I respect it. Like, wow, today I'm civilly parked, and this I want. They must need lighting. Like, what's the excuse?
Chris
You know, that's standing on business.
Lizzie
That's period. Okay, well, you guys are eating that. Chris, we're awaiting your review. By the way, it's delicious.
Ryland
I absolutely love it.
Lizzie
Well, you up. You up the assembly. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah.
Ryland
I mean, it doesn't look pretty.
Lizzie
We're all kind of like, wow, Chris, really fucked up. Up the assembly.
Ryland
But I. I will say I feel like it's so much tortilla that it's, like, kind of taken away from the.
Lizzie
Wow. The way you said tortilla made me hard. No, keep going a little bit.
Ryland
It's taking away from the Mexican pizza.
Lizzie
Interesting.
Ryland
The way I think I probably assembled it.
Chris
So the Crunch Wrap, I feel similarly.
Lizzie
The Crunch Wrap is just a fan favorite across the board. Seat belt's got to go on.
Chris
The cheese is not melted enough inside the Cheesy melt for it to be as it should. Good.
Ryland
It's really good, though.
Lizzie
Oh, sorry.
Ryland
I. I see why you love it.
Chris
The cheesy melt's not standing on business.
Lizzie
Okay? Now, if you guys do want something additional, you can order it.
Chris
Oh, my God.
Lizzie
I. I know what. I know what we're. What we're doing. You know what I'm saying?
Chris
Daddy opened it up for free play.
Lizzie
Do you think they have, like, just a protein bowl? It's probably still not healthy.
Chris
Menu?
Lizzie
It's fine. Oh, you can have that. Chris, would you like the last one? Lizzie, you could order another if you want.
Chris
Not yet, but thank you.
Lizzie
Not yet. So you want him to save it until you're ready?
Chris
That's correct.
Lizzie
Not yet. But you hold it there just because.
Chris
I might want it later. And that's the power of yet. Ask Meghan Markle. What is her name?
Lizzie
Okay, you know what? We're gonna come back once we have the goods.
Chris
Does that look like lesbian hands?
Lizzie
Yes.
Chris
Yeah.
Lizzie
Rolling two, take two.
Ryland
Coming, Mark.
Lizzie
And we're back. Okay. It's like I manifested having to go through the drive through twice because I, I. Or somebody forgot the nacho fries. Who cares who it was? But I was like, you guys, we'll get your food afterwards. So there we were at the drive Through a second time. Oh, did you guys get the wrong ones?
Chris
Mine tastes weird.
Lizzie
What did you order?
Ryland
What did we get? Different.
Chris
I got pineapple. No. Peach Mango refresher.
Ryland
Oh, so that's not an energy one.
Chris
But it must be.
Ryland
Taste it, because they had tastes like.
Chris
Tea kind of taste it.
Ryland
They had just.
Lizzie
Oh, it does say refresher. There are those pineapple chunks. I kind of want one of the chunks.
Chris
They look like dehydrated chunks of, like, popcorn.
Ryland
Oh, is that pineapple Mango?
Chris
Yeah.
Lizzie
Yeah, they are dehydrated chunks.
Chris
Yeah. Seems yucky.
Lizzie
That's pineapple. So is that yours?
Chris
Yeah, that's his because his is Rockstar, so his is gonna be fizzy.
Lizzie
Those dehydrated chunks are not good.
Ryland
I love it.
Chris
Wait, is. Let me taste yours.
Ryland
I love it.
Lizzie
Well, then he can't have it back.
Chris
I can't take a sip off of it from the lid.
Lizzie
Do you have something to pour it in? Okay, so this.
Chris
Because I don't know if mine should have pineapple. Chunks.
Ryland
I don't even know what we got. That wasn't listening.
Lizzie
I don't remember what we got either.
Chris
I think mine's peach mango, but this one has pineapple chunks, and what he got has pineapple in it.
Lizzie
You were the one that divvied out the drinks.
Chris
Because I assumed that the rock star would be fizzy.
Lizzie
I did it. Okay, Whatever.
Ryland
The new energy drinks are at Taco Bell. They're fantastic.
Lizzie
Okay. Add nacho fries inside of the beefy five layer burrito. No, I have my phone on loud because I'm expecting a delivery that has to have a signature, so if I miss it, I'm gonna have a Melbourne meltdown.
Ryland
I hate that.
Chris
I can really identify with having a meltdown. I said it five times.
Lizzie
Interesting.
Chris
I'm starting to calm down a little bit. And I'm sorry I yelled, but honestly, the amount of times you asked what I ordered after I had already said it was one too many.
Lizzie
Okay, can you film this on a phone, Chris? Yes. This is. See, this is why I can't be eating Taco Bell. Do you see what's on inside of this? It's like, where is it? Oh, it's like.
Ryland
I mean, Taco Bell's not meant to be opened up.
Lizzie
Okay, that's better.
Chris
Taco Bell's a secret.
Ryland
Yes.
Lizzie
Okay, should I strategically place this?
Ryland
Taco Bell's delicious and you don't think about what's in it?
Chris
You don't want to.
Lizzie
No. Nobody should.
Chris
You know what this looks like? I'm not gonna say.
Lizzie
Yeah, we all know. I mean, all Taco Bell looks like that, right? You know, vagina. Okay.
Chris
Oh, we weren't all thinking. Okay, what do we do with the extra cheese?
Lizzie
I mean, you could dip it in it, if that's what you want.
Chris
Where's your phone that has the directive.
Lizzie
I'm scared to use that sharp knife above the leather. Oh, do you want to use it? I have. I have a fake one. Well, yeah, let's just do it here. I'll let you do the chopping. Dad.
Chris
What?
Lizzie
Do you want a napkin? Oh, whatever.
Chris
Sad.
Lizzie
I guess you could dip the remaining nacho fries in the cheese, as in God intended. Yeah, that's what. That's what the cheese is here for.
Chris
I think, honestly, Are you sure we weren't supposed to put the cheese in the brie?
Lizzie
Well, there was. When I. When it was opened up, there was so much cheese in that that it was. You felt overwhelmed. I felt like it would be cheap overload, but maybe that's not possible with Taco. You want me to cut that one? Oh, no, this is fine. I'll take a bite and Lizzy can have the rest. Okay. I mean, who doesn't want fries in their burrito?
Chris
Joe.
Lizzie
Yeah, Joe, your husband.
Chris
Not good, cuz it needs the extra nacho cheese.
Lizzie
I mean, it could use some more nacho cheese, which is crazy. It's good. I don't know if I need the potatoes.
Chris
No one really does, but that's what Joe's opinion is.
Lizzie
I'm not mad about it. It might be like a little overkill. I see why Taco Bell hasn't added it to the menu, but I think I used to have if I was eating fries and a burrito. There isn't a world in which I wouldn't, like, throw one fry on top of a bite and chomp, let's in.
Chris
It's different when you add the nacho cheese.
Lizzie
Really? Yeah. That's what's changed everything.
Ryland
Thank you.
Lizzie
Well, we can sleep well tonight.
Chris
Knowing that we've gotten to the bottom of at least one mystery. Not the mystery of the refreshers.
Lizzie
Yeah, I still have no idea, but I'm not gonna ask again.
Ryland
Oh, it hits.
Lizzie
So dangerous.
Ryland
Different with the cheese.
Lizzie
Really? I mean, the cheese is just. I mean, wow.
Ryland
Suddenly it's fantastic.
Lizzie
There's not a mistake. Okay, so what we got? For real lunch.
Chris
Suddenly this is my for real lunch.
Lizzie
I got this, like. There's no way that this is, like, healthy, but I'm still going to eat it. And then, Chris, which one did you get? Quesadilla. Oh, I think this is it. Did they do away with the clear casing on front?
Chris
Now it's a secret what's inside.
Lizzie
Cheap, right? That's cheap of them. I bet the clear thing costs a little bit more money. And then Lizzy got some tacos and a grilled something.
Ryland
You know, I. I like this. The first couple bites it took me.
Lizzie
Okay, you guys, well, I think that's gonna do it for the sip. We're going to continue. Continue. I know you're gonna get mad at me, but we're gonna do a Q A on the after sip. And since we're gonna be eating our lunch anyways, that's just where we're gonna continue it. Thank you guys so much for watching and supporting our show. We hope you enjoyed. If you haven't seen last week's episode, give it a click because it was probably suppressed a little bit.
Chris
And if you know the difference between the refreshers we got, please sound off in the comments.
Lizzie
I might have to cut that for audio. I mean. Or I'll just have to, like, really turn the audio all the way down or you're gonna ruin people's days. No, I'm not gonna cut it.
Chris
Cut it.
Lizzie
I'm just.
Chris
No, cut it.
Lizzie
I'm just gonna turn the audio down to a.
Chris
Honestly, it's not my best lighting.
Lizzie
I mean, I didn't even trace about that how cool I was.
Chris
I didn't mean the literal lighting. I meant the way that I presented myself.
Lizzie
Oh, right. Okay. Well, you guys think Kaiser answer. I don't care. I'm signing off anyway. Can I sign off while you.
Chris
Subscribe to Everyone below?
Lizzie
Our links are listed.
Chris
Yeah, we'll see you next week.
Lizzie
We love you very much. Goodbye.
Chris
And that's the sip.
Podcast Summary: "Tasting VIRAL TACO BELL Secret Menu Items!!!"
Title: Tasting VIRAL TACO BELL Secret Menu Items!!!
Podcast: The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon
Hosts: Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon
Release Date: July 9, 2025
In this lively episode of The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon, hosts Ryland Adams and co-host Lizzie Gordon dive into a whirlwind of personal anecdotes, behind-the-scenes podcast operations, and an exciting segment featuring Taco Bell's viral secret menu items. As always, the duo maintains their signature uncensored and candid style, ensuring listeners are both entertained and engaged throughout the discussion.
The episode opens with Lizzie and Chris discussing the logistics of organizing a baby sprinkle for Chris, highlighting the challenges of balancing personal life with event planning.
Lizzie expresses her anxiety: “Wait, what? It's two months until go time? Are you kidding me? I started to panic about the state of my yard. I don't want people seeing, like, dead grass” ([00:44]).
Chris responds with humor and determination: “October, but not too close to Halloween” ([00:58]).
Their conversation underscores the complexities of event planning, especially when juggling responsibilities and expectations.
Lizzie shares her struggles with feeling overwhelmed and the brink of burnout, emphasizing the importance of delegating tasks to maintain household harmony.
Lizzie reveals her tipping point: “I'm two and a half seconds from burning out. And if I burn out, everything goes down” ([02:07]).
Chris offers a humorous take on their coping mechanism: “We're having as much sex as we can with an assistant” ([02:20]).
This segment highlights the duo's candid approach to discussing mental health and the practical steps they’re taking to manage their well-being.
The hosts delve into the frustrations of dealing with YouTube's content restrictions, particularly age gating and demonetization due to profanity.
Lizzie recounts a setback: “Because Lizzie said the F word like 18 times in a 30 second span” ([06:26]).
Chris laments the impact: “I can't help it. It is who I am. It's deeply ingrained in me” ([07:23]).
This honest discussion sheds light on the challenges content creators face in maintaining their authentic voice while adhering to platform guidelines.
Chris opens up about her pregnancy journey, sharing experiences such as morning sickness and the emotional toll of balancing health with parenting.
Chris describes a distressing incident: “Joe came in the other day. He's like, you're feeling good? So I snuck in a couple vitamins. And it just kept coming because once I start, I don't stop” ([23:07]).
Lizzie offers support: “I think you're a great person” ([26:05]).
Lizzie narrates her ordeal with a knee injury, detailing her frustrations with the healthcare system and the steps she took to seek treatment.
Lizzie expresses her exasperation: “Do you know how embarrassed I am when I have to Google the difference between the” ([51:45]).
Chris chimes in with empathy: “And Lizzie was like, well, are you going for Christmas?” ([46:16]).
These personal stories add depth to the hosts' on-air personas, allowing listeners to connect with their real-life struggles and triumphs.
Throughout the episode, sponsored segments are interwoven seamlessly into the conversation.
Lizzie enthusiastically promotes SeatGeek, highlighting its features and their upcoming attendance at a Katy Perry concert.
A brief promotion for Audible is integrated as Lizzie discusses her new meal planning strategies.
Lizzie endorses HelloFresh, praising their meal kits and the convenience they provide.
These sponsorships are presented in a natural and conversational manner, maintaining the podcast's authentic vibe.
A major highlight of the episode is the live tasting and assembly of Taco Bell's secret menu items. The hosts, guided by Ryland, explore creative meal combinations, emphasizing both humor and culinary experimentation.
Ryland compliments Lizzie's ordering skills: “I genuinely think you're so brave for ordering something like that at the drive-through” ([59:42]).
Lizzie showcases her culinary skills: “Add them inside the Crunchwrap Supreme... It elevates the Crunchwrap supreme to a level I could have never expected” ([73:14]).
Chris humorously critiques their creations: “The cheesy melt's not standing on business” ([75:17]).
This segment is filled with laughter, playful banter, and genuine reactions to the secret menu concoctions, providing an entertaining experience for listeners.
Towards the end, the hosts interact with fictional guests, including moments of levity and situational comedy, reinforcing the podcast's personable and interactive nature.
Ryland: “What do you want from me?” ([45:08]).
Lizzie: “If you're curious and we're trying to stand on it right now, I hope that I can do that with the order of this menu” ([60:21]).
These playful exchanges add another layer of humor and spontaneity to the episode.
The episode concludes with the hosts wrapping up their Taco Bell tasting adventure, inviting listeners to engage with their content and support their endeavors despite the ongoing frustrations with platform restrictions.
Lizzie: “Thank you guys so much for watching and supporting our show. We hope you enjoyed” ([81:56]).
Chris: “Subscribe to Everyone below? Yeah, we'll see you next week” ([82:35]).
Notable Quotes:
"I told Shane, I have core memories, if you will, of my mom, like, towing the entire family to the neighborhood parade every year." — Lizzie ([15:57])
"I can't help it. It is who I am. It's deeply ingrained in me." — Chris ([07:23])
"I'm two and a half seconds from burning out. And if I burn out, everything goes down." — Lizzie ([02:07])
"Because Lizzie said the F word like 18 times in a 30 second span." — Lizzie ([06:26])
"Add them inside of the Crunchwrap Supreme. It elevates the Crunchwrap Supreme to a level I could have never expected." — Lizzie ([73:14])
Final Thoughts:
In "Tasting VIRAL TACO BELL Secret Menu Items!!!", Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon deliver a quintessential episode that blends personal storytelling with humor and culinary exploration. From planning events and navigating content platforms to live tastings of secret menu items, the hosts offer an engaging and relatable experience for their audience. Their authentic interactions and notable candid moments make this episode a memorable addition to their podcast repertoire.