Tasting WENDY’S BEST & WORST SELLING Items!!!

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Tasting WENDY’S BEST & WORST SELLING Items!!!"

Podcast Information:

• Title: The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon
• Host/Author: Ryland Adams
• Description: Pop culture, hot topics, and mouth-burning celebrity gossip; with Ryland Adams and co-host Lizze Gordon, NOTHING is off limits. Each week, the opinionated duo welcomes listeners and occasional guests to join in on their uncensored conversations that will leave you thirsty for more.
• Episode: Tasting WENDY’S BEST & WORST SELLING Items!!!
• Release Date: April 30, 2025

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1. Birthday Celebrations and Personal Banter (00:00 - 03:20)

The episode kicks off with co-hosts Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon engaging in lively banter surrounding Lizzie's birthday. Lizzie exclaims, “All of us kissed a girl because of Katy Perry. All of us liked it” (00:00). The conversation quickly shifts to planning a surprise for Lizzie's birthday, leading to humorous interactions with their guest, Chris.

• Notable Quote:
  • Lizzie Gordon (00:05): “Ladies, I hope your AC is up and on. Cause this is about to melt your fucking face.”

The hosts discuss gift-giving dynamics, revealing their playful and candid relationship. Lizzie shares heartfelt moments about her relationship and gratitude towards her partner, adding a personal touch to the episode.

• Notable Quote:
  • Lizzie Gordon (06:06): “My husband took me. We all know. I love my husband very much, and I'm incredibly proud of the man he has become.”

2. Vulnerable Stories and Reflections (03:20 - 16:10)

As the conversation deepens, Ryland and Lizzie open up about personal challenges and emotions. Lizzie discusses her feelings about turning 35, expressing a mix of gratitude and resilience in the face of past hardships.

• Notable Quote:
  • Lizzie Gordon (03:19): “I feel manic. It's just another manic Monday. Do you know what I mean?”

Ryland shares a personal anecdote about navigating sensitive relationships and social media interactions, highlighting the complexities of public perception and personal authenticity.

• Notable Quote:
  • Ryland Adams (18:28): “In our new outfits. Is yours from Neemes?”

3. Transition to Wendy’s Tasting Segment (16:10 - 49:00)

The hosts segue into the main segment of the episode: tasting Wendy’s best and worst-selling items. They introduce their mission to evaluate Wendy's offerings, setting a playful yet analytical tone for the tasting reviews.

4. Tasting Wendy’s Frosty Swirls (50:00 - 58:00)

Ryland, Lizzie, and Chris visit a Wendy’s location to sample the new Frosty Swirl flavors. They humorously critique each flavor, discussing the balance of sweetness and texture.

• Notable Quote:
  • Chris (55:13): “The first one's fantastic. The second one is like a number three.”

Lizzie expresses her preference for the vanilla brownie batter swirl, while Ryland leans towards the caramel-infused options, showcasing their differing tastes.

5. Reviewing Best and Worst Selling Burgers (58:00 - 66:30)

The trio dives into Wendy’s most popular items: the Baconator with fries (best-selling) and Dave's Triple Burger (worst-selling).

• Baconator with Fries:

  • Ryland Adams (62:26): “Uh huh. And the most ordered.”
  • The Baconator is praised for its rich flavor and satisfying meatiness, aligning with Wendy’s reputation for quality beef.

• Dave's Triple Burger:

  • Lizzie Gordon (62:26): “It's too much. No eye contact after three patties.”
  • The Triple Burger receives criticism for its excessive meat, deemed impractical for regular consumption despite its strong flavor profile.

6. Final Thoughts and Wrap-Up (66:30 - End)

Concluding the tasting segment, the hosts reflect on Wendy’s menu diversity and customer preferences. They reiterate their appreciation for Wendy’s quality items while maintaining their playful critiques.

• Notable Quote:
  • Ryland Adams (70:20): “It's a spicy chicken sandwich. I like it with a hint of feet.”

The episode wraps up with celebratory remarks for Lizzie’s birthday, blending the tasting experience with their trademark humor and camaraderie.

• Notable Quote:
  • Lizzie Gordon (70:37): “35, feeling alive, manic and depressive. But mostly.”

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Conclusion:

In this episode of The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon, listeners are treated to a vibrant mix of personal stories and an in-depth tasting of Wendy’s menu items. The candid conversations between Ryland and Lizzie, enriched by their guest Chris's interactions, offer both entertainment and relatable insights. The tasting segment provides a humorous yet sincere evaluation of Wendy’s best and worst-selling items, making it a must-listen for food enthusiasts and fans of the hosts alike.

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Notable Timestamps:

• 00:00 - Introduction and Birthday Wishes
• 06:06 - Lizzie’s Gratitude towards Her Partner
• 03:19 - Lizzie on Turning 35
• 55:13 - Frosty Swirl Reviews
• 62:26 - Baconator and Triple Burger Discussion
• 70:37 - Wrap-Up and Birthday Reflections

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Note: Time stamps correspond to the transcript segments to assist listeners in navigating specific moments discussed in the summary.

Transcript

[Lizzie Gordon]

All of us kissed a girl because of Katy Perry. All of us liked it.

[Rylan Adams]

Exactly.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Ladies, I hope your AC is up and on. Cause this is about to melt your fucking face. Oh, we can't talk about it?

[Rylan Adams]

Wait, no. Okay, I'll make a truce with you. I'll tell you my very vulnerable story if you tell me yours.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Ah, there's someone at the door.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, my God.

[Chris]

Okay, I lit the candles.

[Rylan Adams]

I'm so nervous. Lizzie's gonna be in at any moment. Rylan said to roll the main camera, too.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm so nervous.

[Chris]

Okay, rolling. It's impossible to know if the settings are right when they're not sitting in. I think they're right. This is terrifying for me.

[Rylan Adams]

I'm so nervous. It's all rolling. I think I hear them. Oh, I'm going to. I'm going to shit myself.

[Chris]

I'm so nervous.

[Rylan Adams]

Are we shaking? Oh, my God.

[Chris]

Happy birthday.

[Rylan Adams]

You said you were gonna be cool.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, my God. That's so stressful, your birthday. Thank you.

[Rylan Adams]

You know how stressful it is getting a person that doesn't like cake? Cake.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, my God. I can only imagine the way my heart is throbbing.

[Chris]

Do you remember how bad this went when you asked me to light the candles for him? So he asked me to do that.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm like, oh, well, at like, mid take.

[Chris]

I was terrified. I'm shaking.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm shaking. This has been too much of a day already. My hair is not even ready for the show. Hold on.

[Rylan Adams]

We're literally recording on Elizabeth's birthday. So I was like, you know, we have to like.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, my God. You guys did the whole nine, did you? Is this the after sip or the sip?

[Rylan Adams]

This is probably the sip sip, but you're missing this one, too. Sorry.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, my God. What does it say? Best mom ever. I almost bought you a shirt that says best mom ever yesterday.

[Rylan Adams]

So cute.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And then I thought, it's his birthday soon. And then I thought, I'm taking him to Katy Perry, maybe.

[Rylan Adams]

Hold on.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, my God. Are we all gonna wear crowns? Are you guys ready? Five years to 40. Thanks, guys.

[Chris]

By the way, I've been rolling on this. Should I cut on this? Should I cut? Happy birthday, Lizzie. One take one marker.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I was like, chris, it's a secret. Shush. What did I say? Don't tell anyone.

[Rylan Adams]

Obvious.

[Lizzie Gordon]

You're being too obvious. Everyone's gonna know it's my birthday. You guys, it's a big day.

[Rylan Adams]

Elizabeth is 35. She's killing. She is the girl we know and love. Or I guess woman She's a woman. She's a woman.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yay.

[Rylan Adams]

How does it feel to be 35?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Fantastic.

[Rylan Adams]

I wouldn't know. It's like, does it go off or.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Do I have to turn it off?

[Rylan Adams]

I think you need to turn it off.

[Lizzie Gordon]

We'll just keep going. It's off. Nice. How does it feel to be 35? I was doing a little behind the scenes. Get ready with me for the after sip this morning.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay. Oh, really?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yes.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I wonder if I'll export it. So I feel manic. It's just another manic Monday. Do you know what I mean? Like, I feel crazy. I'm like, oh, my God, I'm so grateful and I can't catch my breath. And, oh, what a beautiful life I have. And, like this huge community of love and family and abundance. And it's like a bunch of stuff has happened that's really bad, but it's like, fuck that stuff. I'm not gonna carry that stuff. We're 35.

[Rylan Adams]

Bad stuff's going on.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, I mean, like, bad stuff happens, but it's like you just plow through. Yeah, just kind of plow, like, and you just keep going. But I was just, I don't know, like, I'm feeling, like, really, really positive.

[Rylan Adams]

Good.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Just feeling really good.

[Rylan Adams]

Well, I told Lizzy, I was like, we could film on any other day. We don't have to film on your actual birthday. And she was like, no, I'm ready to party. And we said, I am ready to party. So what do you want to do?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't want to go. I'm just such a low key girly. Like, I'm like, it doesn't matter.

[Rylan Adams]

So do you want to make the trek to high tea? Do you want to go?

[Lizzie Gordon]

The sad fact is I don't have enough milk for high tea. Oh, you know what we could do? We could all go to my house and build my couch.

[Chris]

It's our birthday.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's. It is my birthday and it is a love sack.

[Rylan Adams]

You have two husbands at home. Just let them build it. Was there a build option?

[Lizzie Gordon]

No.

[Rylan Adams]

You can't even pay them to build it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Isn't that fucked up?

[Rylan Adams]

Can I just pay them to build it?

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, there's no one to pay to build. Oh, isn't that fucked up?

[Rylan Adams]

That seems illegal.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, it's crazy.

[Rylan Adams]

So they're like the IKEA of couches. You have to build your couch.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yes. Well, that's the allure of the couch, right? Like, you can dismantle it and make it whatever the fuck you want all the time. So, yeah, my. I keep joking with my neighbor that I'm going to call her husband and have him come over and do it.

[Rylan Adams]

Because she has the same couch.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah. And he would die.

[Rylan Adams]

Your new favorite neighbor. She's so cool. What did she do for your birthday?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't know that she knows it's my birthday.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, how embarrassing.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, I didn't want to tell her.

[Rylan Adams]

Did you walk with her this morning?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I did.

[Rylan Adams]

What?

[Lizzie Gordon]

You.

[Rylan Adams]

Wow.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I didn't know what to say. And then I was texting my dad, and I could feel her reading my screen. And my dad's just like, happy birthday. Happy birthday. And I was like, I hope she doesn't see this. I hope she doesn't know we're both.

[Rylan Adams]

In our new outfits. Is yours from Neemes?

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, mine's from Abby.

[Rylan Adams]

What does that mean?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Abercrombie.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, really?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yes.

[Rylan Adams]

They're the ones that are going in on lobsters.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, I got two lobster items from Abercrombie.

[Rylan Adams]

Very specifically you. Yeah. And very odd that they've just launched a lobster line.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Like, it's like. It's for me. It's like they were like, this is the lobster line they made just for Liz. And it's like, thank you. Just in time for my birthday. So I got a lobster T shirt, too.

[Rylan Adams]

And so did your husband take your lobster?

[Lizzie Gordon]

You could go get lobster tattoos. My husband took me. We all know. I love my husband very much, and I'm incredibly proud of the man he has become. And he does so much for me. And I just literally, honestly, that was one of the things I was feeling manically grateful for. It's like, my God, I'm so grateful I love him because I could love anyone. You know what I mean? It could have been anyone. And it's him. And thank God it's him.

[Rylan Adams]

What do you mean when you say you could have loved anyone?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I mean, you don't know who you're gonna love. Oh, it's like destiny. You know what I mean? It's like fate. Like, you just fall in love with someone, and then you love someone. And sometimes it can be like a torture, like a. I can barely conjugate words right now.

[Rylan Adams]

A horrid experience.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah. Like a tortured love affair. And it's like. And that sucks. But I love my love affair. And that's sick. That being said, this sweet man gave me money to go get my face done, and I can't get my face done.

[Rylan Adams]

Why?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Because I'm breastfeeding.

[Rylan Adams]

Doesn't he know that?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't think he does. Otherwise he probably wouldn't have given me cash to go. My face. Done.

[Rylan Adams]

So now what are you gonna do with all that cash?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Probably pay some taxes.

[Rylan Adams]

There were a couple of gifts that you showed me in the picture. Like a big box in a smaller box.

[Lizzie Gordon]

In the smaller box was a really cool metal printout of me. The first picture of me and Billy. But it's on metal in the hospital. Yes. Like literally C section table. Billy's face against my face. The first picture of us ever in existence.

[Rylan Adams]

Wow.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's really sweet.

[Rylan Adams]

That is very nice. Because you guys aren't gift givers.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No.

[Rylan Adams]

Your relationship, you just don't do gifts. When you sent me a photo of Joe's gifts to me this morning, I was like, what? Joe got you gifts?

[Lizzie Gordon]

And then in the big box was like, a thousand dollars.

[Rylan Adams]

What are we gonna do with the thousand dollars?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I honestly think I have to grab.

[Rylan Adams]

It to build your couch.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, dude, I think it's going to the fucking state.

[Rylan Adams]

Didn't you already do that?

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, dude, I got it. I got a fucking letter in the mail from the California state. People being like you.

[Rylan Adams]

I got that today, too. What are they doing after we already did our taxes?

[Lizzie Gordon]

This is for 2024.

[Rylan Adams]

I just sent that to Austin, too.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, my God. Did you send him the front and the back of the document? Yeah, I only sent him the front and he keeps asking for the back. And I'm like, Austin, come on.

[Rylan Adams]

Figure out from us.

[Lizzie Gordon]

We're good people. This seems like they're asking for a lot.

[Rylan Adams]

But that's last year, so that's what we just filed taxes for. Did they just. Are they prematurely, like, thinking about.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, I think it's for the previous year.

[Rylan Adams]

See, it's all so confusing. And.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Fuck them. I can't believe we both got hit like that.

[Rylan Adams]

I know. And I tried to not let it ruin my day today, but it's this morning and I thought, okay, whatever, you know, whatever. Rob me. I like living in California. Rob me.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Is it a big one or a little one?

[Rylan Adams]

It's a pretty big one. Oh, no, yours is small. Well, flex.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, I mean, I'm not like. I don't want to, like, flex. I mean, like, if I think the ratio is probably. Ratio.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

You know what I'm saying?

[Rylan Adams]

It hurts.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, no, it hurts for me, too. And I'm just like, well, you okay?

[Rylan Adams]

It looks like Chris got you a gift.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, Chris.

[Chris]

Nothing crazy. Truly, nothing crazy.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I keep wanting to make jokes, but.

[Rylan Adams]

Can I hand it. Yeah, this is Chris's, though, not mine. I'm just.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Why aren't we all wearing crowns?

[Rylan Adams]

Well, there wasn't a birthday. Oh, there's three crowns.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. There's enough for us all to be crowns.

[Rylan Adams]

Which am I?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Well, it's however you feel.

[Rylan Adams]

Well, Chris, how do you feel? I'll be.

[Chris]

Happy birthday.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, that is cute. Birthday pun.

[Rylan Adams]

Is that for the Bob?

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, this is probably for the ick.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, it's a dog toy.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, but it's probably for Icky.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, everything ends up in Icky's mouth, no matter who it's for.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Everything is for Icky. We pay tribute. Oh, my goodness.

[Chris]

It's a bunch of pictures of my baby magnets. Fridge or they can, like, wherever.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Do you want to hear something up? My fridge isn't metal.

[Rylan Adams]

Mine isn't either.

[Lizzie Gordon]

What the is.

[Rylan Adams]

But my hood is my range.

[Lizzie Gordon]

That sounded like you were talking about your penis. I don't know why?

[Rylan Adams]

I think you can find something that's magnetic.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, I obviously. Oh, my God.

[Rylan Adams]

These are so good.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Did I send these?

[Rylan Adams]

Is there one of you so that I can take it?

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, there's already one of you in my house. Oh, my baby.

[Rylan Adams]

Wait, this is so.

[Lizzie Gordon]

That was this weekend. These are so good. Should we go get a new. Should we go get a new fridge? Should we go get a metal fridge?

[Rylan Adams]

I think we should.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay, let's go get a metal fridge. This is awesome.

[Rylan Adams]

Instead of trying things for your birthday, should we just eat your birthday cake and, like, cry over it?

[Lizzie Gordon]

And then we conference call Austin and he pays our taxes.

[Rylan Adams]

I almost texted your husband to ask, like, what cake you would eat, but.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Then I was like, no, he's already been down the. Oh, my goodness.

[Chris]

So you're a mom and sometimes you're busy and can't so, like, to get food delivered and stuff or whatever. Or a ride or whatever.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Damn, that's a long card, too. And a gift card for Uber Eats. This is. This is gold.

[Rylan Adams]

And he did the set design, too. I will give you that. I will give Chris that.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Chris, it is so perfect and so gay. I love it. And the kazoos.

[Rylan Adams]

So gay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I feel like we just keep upping the ante on birthdays.

[Rylan Adams]

Yeah.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Was it last year that we got Ryland? Yeah, because I had diarrhea, and you and I were arguing on my way here, and I was like, you can't cancel today. There's plans in motion.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, I was gonna cancel for my birthday. I Was like, I just want to have fun on my birthday.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, it wasn't your actual birthday.

[Rylan Adams]

I know, but it was my birth week. I'm sure my family was probably here.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't think your family was here, but I think they had just left. Okay, But I had horrible diarrhea and I was like, listen, you were pregnant. I was pregnant.

[Rylan Adams]

Like how pregnant?

[Lizzie Gordon]

We have to learn how to spell that.

[Rylan Adams]

P, R, E. Okay, spelling contest.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Sound off in the comments below if you know how to spell pregnant.

[Rylan Adams]

No, I was going to say between the two of us.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, I can't.

[Rylan Adams]

P R E G. P R E.

[Lizzie Gordon]

G N A N T. Yeah. Is that right?

[Rylan Adams]

I had two A's and she had one.

[Lizzie Gordon]

What did I say?

[Chris]

P R E, G, N A and preg.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And ant. I did the two A's and ant.

[Rylan Adams]

This is really bad for you. Specifically a person that's been pregnant.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I know, I should know. It's hard. It's hard.

[Rylan Adams]

And I only talk to tech, so it's like I don't need to spell the same way that I can't do math. I can't spell.

[Lizzie Gordon]

You're not gon put that crown on, are you? Cuz you're having a good hair day.

[Rylan Adams]

I don't know if I'm having a good hair day.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Do you want to make a wish? Cuz I just found a. Oh, I found a.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, everybody gets a wish today.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Chris, do you want me to pull some eyelashes out?

[Rylan Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's good.

[Rylan Adams]

I did it. It's done. Can you guys guess what it was? I'll never tell you.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Does this look like my baby?

[Rylan Adams]

It kind of does. That's crazy.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm going to read it off camera and I thank you so much, Chris.

[Rylan Adams]

You're welcome.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I love it.

[Rylan Adams]

My gift to you. I actually, Lizzy and I, we're funny girls about gifts. It's like. Well, like sometimes we do gifts and sometimes we don't.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, well, I think we do interesting gifts.

[Rylan Adams]

We're always giving each other things.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I think our friendship gives the gifts.

[Rylan Adams]

We live like it's our birthdays.

[Lizzie Gordon]

We spend most months celebrating ourselves.

[Rylan Adams]

But I did get you a gift with Shane and so that's why it's not here. You're gonna have to open it after the podcast because Shane's not here.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay.

[Rylan Adams]

So it's like I don't want to give you the gift without Shane.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay.

[Rylan Adams]

So if you want to see what I got Lizzie, I won't film you opening it. But if you want to show it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It will be on it. I'll put it on a performance, and then when we cut, I'll be like, oh, my God.

[Rylan Adams]

Yeah.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Is it a bidet?

[Rylan Adams]

No, but I thought about it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Dang. Because now I hate it.

[Rylan Adams]

Well, you're always screaming that my bidet violates you, and I know, but now.

[Lizzie Gordon]

You'Re in my fucking head about toilet paper.

[Rylan Adams]

And this was just my example to her because I was going down this rabbit hole of, like, well, now everything's bad for us. Like, you can't use any of the products we've used our whole lives. And she's like, this isn't a person's fault. This is capitalism's fault. And I'm like, whoa. Capitalism isn't a person.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not trying to come out publicly against capitalism. I love capitalism. But I think some capitalists.

[Rylan Adams]

I know, but you're always like, you're so mad about it. You don't need to be mad about it. You just need to fix it. And I'm like, well, I need somebody to be mad at, because it's every product. It's not just one product.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, but you can be mad at, you know, the lizard people that run the world.

[Rylan Adams]

So now I saw this Instagram reel that was like, did you know the toilet paper you're wiping your ass with? A very vulnerable spot on your body is releasing hundreds of thousands of microplastics into your body at all times, times causing death.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I saw Rumor Wilson breastfeeding a baby on a toilet and was like, toilet paper is gonna up your genitals forever and ever and ever. And I was like, if Rumor Willis is saying it, it must be bad.

[Rylan Adams]

But, like, now we're deciding to reinvent toilet paper. It's been around for how many years? I. I don't even know an alternative to toilet paper. And even when I use my bidet, I still have to do one wipe de doodle to make sure it's clean.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Well, do you want to know something up sick about me, or should I keep it as a Patreon exclusive?

[Rylan Adams]

No, I would like to know it all.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I. I've been wiping with a towel because you got in my head. It's not clean. It's not. Okay. It's probably. Oh, that's gonna get. That's what's gonna get me this week.

[Rylan Adams]

I mean, it's. But see, that's what I mean. It's like, we're all just doing our best, and every. They're telling us everything's killing Us.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't know what to do anymore. And I'm scared. I don't know what to do. I can't in good.

[Rylan Adams]

Nothing.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's like picking up a cigarette again, though. It's like, if I know this is putting as many chemicals into my As a cigare at wood. I can't do it. Thanks, Carrie Gainer. Now I can't wipe my. Damn it.

[Rylan Adams]

Your asshole is a vulnerable place, too.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And the hemorrhoid situation going on back there is, like, so not bad right now. It's so bad right now.

[Rylan Adams]

Lifting weights?

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, I've just been doing my best, you know? I've just been doing my best. Out on the day of birth. Yeah. Can you believe it? I'm like, is this as bad as the one that Shane told us about, or is it worse? Like, what do I do?

[Rylan Adams]

Well, a Fisher's different than a Hemi.

[Lizzie Gordon]

This is a Hemi.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, wow.

[Lizzie Gordon]

For sure. It's like, can I get that Hemi? You know what I mean? Like, you know what I'm saying? Like that song.

[Rylan Adams]

I have a story that I can't fully share on this podcast.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Why not?

[Rylan Adams]

Well, it's not safe for work in regards to, like, anybody that's related to me.

[Lizzie Gordon]

So it's somebody else's business?

[Rylan Adams]

No, it's my business, but it's, like, too personal for people I know in real life to, like, face them in public again. What?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, I can hear the birds.

[Rylan Adams]

Yeah, they're just putting on a symphony for you.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Thank you, Mer. I think you can tell it as if it's someone else's story. Is this something you read on Reddit? I think you told me you read this on Reddit.

[Rylan Adams]

I was. I. Yeah, I figured out how to use Reddit. And why did I need to know.

[Lizzie Gordon]

How to use Reddit the other. Oh, we can't talk about that.

[Rylan Adams]

I know. Okay, I'll make a truce with you. I'll tell you my very vulnerable story if you tell me yours. You know mine about being on Reddit. No, I don't.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yes, you do. I literally texted you about it already.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay, you start. And then if I feel like it's a safe enough space also, I already told you.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay, so in a world where this is a manic Monday and I'm feeling grateful and blessed to have such an abundance of family and love, I will say I also hate a lot of people. Some would say my hatred runs deep and is crazy and obsessive, and I should probably talk to a therapist about it because I do Be spiraling.

[Rylan Adams]

You're not reading your own Reddit.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, I don't know how to read.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Rylan Adams]

Thank God.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I have no idea how to use.

[Rylan Adams]

A fast track way to hell.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I've tried to find my Reddit. I. I cannot find my Reddit. I don't know how to use it.

[Rylan Adams]

God is protecting you. And I don't mean to. They'll find like the most pure person in the world and rip them to shreds. Nobody's safe on Reddit, you know, my.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Friend Haley is like, they're not nice to you on Reddit. And I was like, I don't need to know.

[Rylan Adams]

Yeah, just shut your fuck up.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Shut up, fuck up, Haley.

[Rylan Adams]

So honestly, I'm glad we're telling her now so she'll stop doing that to you.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I've told her a million times. So there is a person that I hate who is a public figure and that person may or may not have recently gone to space and I. I.

[Rylan Adams]

Could kill you on your birthday.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm not talking about your girl.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, oh, okay, you're right. It's not Katy Perry.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's not Katy Perry. So no, hate to Katy Perry. Gayle King.

[Rylan Adams]

Actually, she's turned a page with Katy Perry and is. It's quite interesting.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yes, it is. Anyway, I hate this girl so much and the rest of the world just doesn't. The rest of the world just doesn't. The rest of the world to an insane degree too. To literally.

[Rylan Adams]

You have to be careful or you are going to give it away. And people that are on the Patreon already know because I accidentally forgot to bleep it there.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It is just comical though, that there's someone that just really chaps my ass that the world literally celebrates on a regular basis as being a really good person. Does that say something about me? No.

[Rylan Adams]

Well, you have a personal connection, so it's a little bit different than like how someone is perceived. And honestly, nobody can control how they're fully perceived, period. You know what I mean?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah.

[Rylan Adams]

And so I applaud individuals like us who are just our miserable selves publicly and let people just drag us to hell here and there.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Real as fuck. Drag me straight to hell, Daddy, I'm cold.

[Rylan Adams]

But you know what's funny about it?

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's cold and it's damp up here and I'm sick of it.

[Rylan Adams]

The way that they'll, like, I only will check in on our own comment section and the way that they'll flip flop on both of us is so crazy. Like they'll want death upon one of us one week, and then the next week, it's like that person could do no wrong and the other person is the villain. It just is interesting how Lizzie and I swip as the villain of the week, period. I wonder when Chris will be the villain of the week.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Probably this week for all this shit. Can you believe it? What an ass. Anyway, because I don't know how to work Reddit, and I needed to be in a space where other people were talking about this person. And it wasn't just me. I reached out to a friend of mine who I know knows how to use Reddit, and I asked her to please send me screen crafts of people talking this person. And honestly, she couldn't really find more than a one, but that one was incredibly validating.

[Rylan Adams]

And now tell us how you've come around to Katy Perry.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay, so Katy Perry is on tour right now, and it is wacky.

[Rylan Adams]

Whoa. This stage is gorgeous.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Is that what it is?

[Rylan Adams]

I like. I like the lifetime infinity stage.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm not wrong when I say it's wacky. It's wacky.

[Rylan Adams]

Yeah. Her. Her aesthetic I would classify as wacky. Yeah, like, she's always got.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's like, why is Wackadoo musical?

[Rylan Adams]

Yes.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah.

[Rylan Adams]

And it always has been.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And good for her. It's fun. As objectively speaking, she's going viral for it being.

[Rylan Adams]

That's. No, you guys need to take a break and I'll see people really problematic women that he doesn't want to look into. No, I just don't, like, hate trains.

[Lizzie Gordon]

One of the best comments I saw on one of the Wacky videos was she is simultaneously doing too much and not enough. And honestly, really, really good observation. No.

[Rylan Adams]

And that's what sums up the Internet. See, it's impossible to please these people.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And who cares? It looks fun as hell.

[Rylan Adams]

That's what I'm saying. So then Lizzie comes around and she's like, honestly, I would like to go.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, no, no. I was thinking, because I wanted to surprise you with something because your birthday soon. So I was thinking I would surprise you with tickets to Katy Perry. But when I looked at when the show is, it's way too fucking close to Shane's birthday, right?

[Rylan Adams]

And I don't know our plans yet.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Well, my first thought, and this is why. It's not like this was the cruelness. I was gonna text Shane and say, do not make plans for your birthday. Cause I want to surprise Rylan with tickets to Katy Perry. And that's crazy.

[Rylan Adams]

That's Crazy.

[Lizzie Gordon]

So I did not do that.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

But instead, I texted you and asked if you would want to go.

[Rylan Adams]

And then she was like, I honestly want to go. And then she's like, I guess we all go if you guys aren't gone for Shane's birthday. And she goes. Because I was talking to Joe about it, and he actually wants to go too. He likes her.

[Lizzie Gordon]

He loves her, apparently. He's like, that sounds so fun. I was like, who are you?

[Rylan Adams]

Then he goes, plus, I love all of her hits, and that's what I want to say to all these motherfuckers.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, you're bopping the California girls, and you know it.

[Rylan Adams]

I don't know that there's somebody that has as many number one hits that the world knows the lyrics to.

[Lizzie Gordon]

All of us kissed a girl because of Katy Perry. All of us liked it.

[Rylan Adams]

Exactly. And like, yes, we all get a little bit older, and, yes, we're all still trying to stay relevant. Just let her fucking live.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Let her live. But I would love to go, do you want to be in the pit?

[Rylan Adams]

I.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Or do you want to be out of the pit?

[Rylan Adams]

I haven't seen any of it yet, so I need to, like, scope it out, but I definitely want to go.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, yeah, we'll figure it out. Honestly, I think prices are just gonna keep dropping.

[Rylan Adams]

Stop. I think you guys are haters. And then there'll be people in the comments saying, like, whatever.

[Lizzie Gordon]

What do they be saying?

[Rylan Adams]

Whatever. Okay. Do you want me to get vulnerable or not?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, get vulnerable.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay. So sometimes when you're a man and you're in a gay relationship.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yes.

[Rylan Adams]

And. And you have sex.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Relatable.

[Rylan Adams]

Family. Click out. I'm so dead serious.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, this is from Reddit. You're reading someone else's story off Reddit.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay. Yeah, so I was reading, and, like, this stuff's got to come back out. You know, I do now, like, oh, does it not in the vagina?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I mean, obviously it does. I know. I knew that it would. I knew that it would come out of a butthole as well.

[Rylan Adams]

So you don't immediately have to, like, get it out or it's coming out. Your husband's come.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Well, how much of a threat is it in your situation? You know what I mean? Like, mine's like. Mine's like an impending doom.

[Rylan Adams]

We talked about this before. I'm getting flashbacks. I'm getting flashbacks because I think I was inquiring about the same thing.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It definitely comes out of a woman.

[Chris]

I didn't know that.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Anyway, it's not like it just gets absorbed and I like, sneeze it out.

[Rylan Adams]

Later, you know, but it's also not an. So you can't, like when you poop or fart. It's not like coming out.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, but when you can, like, you go to the bathroom afterwards and you deal with it.

[Rylan Adams]

Wow, I just had a flashback to something that makes this story even worse.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Why? Why? I don't even think I can tell you.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, my God.

[Lizzie Gordon]

You have to tell us. What the fuck? I want in on this. Laughter right now.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay, so I'm just so good. So obviously it's not an issue for you because it's like you would know if.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Is yours like a squirt gun threat? Like, is it like a Windex? Like a trigger? Like a.

[Rylan Adams]

Well, you have to take care of it, right, Chris? Yeah.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Why? Why? Why is it like a have to?

[Rylan Adams]

Because it's going to come out at some point.

[Lizzie Gordon]

But is it like a supercharged come out?

[Chris]

Yeah, you're either choosing, like, I'm gonna make it come out now at a time of my choosing, or it could come out in a public setting at a time not of your choosing.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Is it seeping out or is it shooting out?

[Chris]

I don't know. For Ryland, I can't. I can't speak for anyone else, but for me, there are. There are times when it's like, oh, I'm coming out now. As though I have, like, diarrhea.

[Rylan Adams]

Yeah, there's no choice. There's no choice. And so I like to call it number three. Because it's not number one, it's not number two, it's number three. So you had the number three. Okay, I told you it was too personal. I read this on Reddit.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Don't stop. What. What happened to this guy on Reddit?

[Rylan Adams]

I thought the number three was out because I always. Number three. Like, you have to immediately. Number three. In my humble opinion, I will say.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Women number three as well. We do. If you don't take. If you don't go to the bathroom, it's gonna come out okay. And later in the day, sometimes it's just like, oh, that's a bummer. But it's not like a diarrhea flushing of fluids.

[Rylan Adams]

I had number three. I thought everything was great, everything was normal, everything was right. It's the next fucking morning. The next morning I Girl, you're gonna get pregnant.

[Lizzie Gordon]

That's d.

[Rylan Adams]

I was meditating and I thought I just had a fart coming on.

[Lizzie Gordon]

So it does squirt out like a.

[Rylan Adams]

Squirt and so I just let out a fart. And I never three'd myself. And I've never even pooped myself. They never. I never threw myself. It went through my underwear, through my sweatpants, and onto the couch.

[Lizzie Gordon]

This one. The one we're sitting on right now. It's my flashback, like, in the middle, like, where the worst part is.

[Rylan Adams]

My daddy was inside, and I couldn't walk inside and have my butt be seen. So I'm, like, scooting. I'm like, hey, hey, how's it going with, like, my, like, just walking with my ass. Oh, that's cool story. And then, like, running upstairs because I stood up on the center console and, like, poked my ass up to see if you could see through. And, yeah, like, I had fully number three myself.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, my God, that's such a nightmare. So there's just butt jizz all over this couch.

[Rylan Adams]

I came out. I. Dawn. Dish soaped it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, good for you.

[Rylan Adams]

I scrubbed, I blotted.

[Lizzie Gordon]

You know, I wouldn't have.

[Rylan Adams]

And the same.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And I wouldn't have been upset to sit here for the rest of my life with some butt number three up in this.

[Rylan Adams]

Well, it's where I meditate where you're sitting, so it's your style.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, so this side of the couch is okay for some people. It's like butt juice.

[Rylan Adams]

If you were to ever get bruised pregnant again, be careful. It might be shades.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, the drama.

[Rylan Adams]

If he's a redhead, it's confirmed for sure. If you ever have a baby.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, my.

[Rylan Adams]

We'll just be keeping this timeline in mind.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Honestly, I have to say, you're being really crazy right now. You're being violent.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay. You got humbled at a chicken place.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, my God, did I get humbled this weekend? So, first of which exciting news, I went and treated myself to my hair treatment.

[Rylan Adams]

Yeah.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Which.

[Rylan Adams]

Very good.

[Lizzie Gordon]

So I got my keratin treatment because I was, like, tired. The thumbnails have been hurting my feelings lately when I look at my hair.

[Rylan Adams]

Even when Shane uses the pretty girl ar.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah. Because he can't change the. It doesn't matter. It's not. It's my own hair, you know? Like, he can't.

[Rylan Adams]

He's not. He's not gone.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah.

[Rylan Adams]

What's her name?

[Lizzie Gordon]

May.

[Rylan Adams]

What's your girl's name?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Margie.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay. Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, she has.

[Rylan Adams]

That was two on the nose. I was gonna go, Marge, but then I was like, it's not Joe's mom's name.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, but it's close. It's Marjorie. Anyway.

[Rylan Adams]

Is Marjorie's name not Marjorie?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't think this is too inside. I think Marjorie's name is actually just Marge. Right, Marge. I'll call her and find out.

[Rylan Adams]

This is wild. So this is a dress, but you're wearing.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, it's a culotte situation.

[Rylan Adams]

What's going on under it?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I mean, my.

[Rylan Adams]

No. Are these workout shorts?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, I'm wearing workout shorts under it.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

What was I talking about? Okay, so I go and get my hair done. I, like, texted Margie in the middle of the day and I was like, is there a cold chance in hall you have an evening appointment tonight? Because I didn't want to. I don't have a bottle for Billy and I didn't want to figure it all out.

[Rylan Adams]

Right.

[Lizzie Gordon]

He takes a bottle at bedtime. So, like, if she could squeeze me in anytime between six on. I'm in. She squeezed my ass in.

[Rylan Adams]

On a Saturday night.

[Lizzie Gordon]

On a Saturday night at 7pm I.

[Rylan Adams]

Was already drunk on a date.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I know. You were already belligerent and nasty.

[Rylan Adams]

I had one glass of wine, but that's enough for me. Me.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's enough to get him nasty.

[Rylan Adams]

So I was being nice. Shane and I were scream texting you. Like, it was like a.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, you literally were texting me repeatedly. You, like you were being nasty.

[Rylan Adams]

I think that's because you were telling me that you weren't gonna come meet us.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Hard facts.

[Rylan Adams]

And so I was upset. I wanted you to come meet us.

[Lizzie Gordon]

That's very nice of you.

[Rylan Adams]

Thank you.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I did read it as Terms of Endearment. So I leave Margie's and I'm like, I'm so hungry. And I, like, go to this chicken place right next to Margie's. And it's like, I have to pee because I have a baby and I have no pelvic floor. Blah, blah, bl. I go in the place, I say, do you have a bathroom? And he goes, yeah, we do. You just kind of. It's like kind of a tight squeeze because, like, one of our rotisserie cookers is broken and we have it wedged in the hallway. And I go, okay. And I go. And I look and it's like, literally the way through is this big. And I went, I'm not gonna fit through that. It's okay. And he goes, no, you'll fit. And I went, no, I'm. I'm really not gonna fit through that. Thank you so much. Anyways, he goes, just try. I'm sure you'll fit right through And I was like, I'm really not gonna fit. I just had a baby, like, seven months ago, and I'm not, like, bouncing back, so it's not something that I'm gonna just fit through right now. And he goes, just try. He's like, try it. Do it. Do it. Go through it. Squeeze, squeeze. You'll squeeze right through. He goes, everyone squeezes through. Why would you not squeeze through? And I was like, you're right. You're right, you're right. I can squeeze through. I'm skinny. I'm losing weight. My XL panties are drooping off my body. I can squeeze through. So I go. And I approach it humbly. I bow my head to it as a sign of respect. And then I suck in as much as I can, and I start trying to fucking shove my way through. Like, I'm spelunking in a crevasse, and I get stuck, and I don't make it through. And I had to get back out from the way I came.

[Rylan Adams]

Was he watching you?

[Lizzie Gordon]

And he was like, oh, wow, you don't fit.

[Chris]

Oh, that's crazy.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I said, yeah, I don't fit. And I guess that's okay for right now. So I was humbled. Oh, I got a harvest bowl. And to add insult to injury, I, like, forgot why I stopped eating kale, and it's because it makes me so gassy. I want to die.

[Rylan Adams]

Yeah.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And so I ate the whole thing. Like, this is delicious. Like, they even, like, massaged the kale so it's kind of soft. I thought maybe I don't eat kale because it's just exhausting. And it's like, no, girl, I don't eat kale because super fibrous makes me not feel good.

[Rylan Adams]

I can't. I have to be careful with broccoli, too. I can really only have, like, two pieces.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And so I ate this whole stupid harvest bowl from that stupid guy who shaved shamed me.

[Rylan Adams]

Wow.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And then I was dying in bed. I'm like. To the point where I'm like, joe, just get a knife. Just get a knife and cut a hole in my stomach. I can't go on like this. I must die.

[Rylan Adams]

Is there a solution?

[Lizzie Gordon]

No. To cows. They literally put a knife in their guts. Is that real? Why do I think that's.

[Rylan Adams]

That's up there with one of the worst feelings, Being miserably bloated.

[Lizzie Gordon]

So awful. I thought I was like, I literally. No, that's when I was texting you, like, I'm gonna unalive myself, and you're like, you can't. We got you a prison.

[Rylan Adams]

I hope you like it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I do too, because I lived for it. I literally lived for it. What is it? Why are you being so weird? What is it?

[Rylan Adams]

Just don't worry about it now I'm worried. Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Do you know what it is?

[Chris]

I don't.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Is it a prank?

[Rylan Adams]

No, I wouldn't prank you on.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Because I will cry.

[Chris]

The cow thing's real.

[Lizzie Gordon]

They'd put a knife in a cow. Yeah, so that's the only way.

[Rylan Adams]

And how long has toilet paper been around?

[Lizzie Gordon]

How long has toilet paper been carcinogenic? Ow.

[Rylan Adams]

Or was it. Oh, did you see that?

[Lizzie Gordon]

That was put.

[Rylan Adams]

Or was it different when we were kids? When they were kids, like the fast food.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I think it was different. I think the question is, how long has. Has toilet paper been cancer?

[Rylan Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay, we'll wait.

[Rylan Adams]

Anything about when you came over with Billy? What did we do this week?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, my God, that was so cute. I brought Billy over.

[Rylan Adams]

Period.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Period. Max was nice to him. Max came over to him and gave him a toy.

[Rylan Adams]

Max was nice to you? Max has been really cute lately. Yeah, he's been really engaging with Jet in really fun ways. Like when he'll. He'll, like, See, he'll just look at Jet when they're eating, and he'll pick something off his tray and hand it to Jet, and Jet will grab it. But he really wants to share. Or if Jet's crying, he'll, like, go walk across the room, find a binky, and then put it in his brother's mouth.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Are you joking?

[Rylan Adams]

It sucks. So cute.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I love that.

[Rylan Adams]

And he plays with Jet. Like, Jet has really long hair.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah.

[Rylan Adams]

And so he plays with Jet's hair.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah.

[Rylan Adams]

I was just so amused by it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Billy kept our. Max kept going over to Billy and. Can I say it? Her name.

[Rylan Adams]

And our nanny.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And your nanny. Your nanny. Well, it's so unpersonal. Like, we're friends. It's so. I just. It feels weird.

[Rylan Adams]

I don't know if she wants her. I mean, I don't. I don't see a problem with it, but I've never asked.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay, so your nanny, who I'm friends with and I'm on a first name basis with, was like, why wouldn't you be that? No. I don't know. It just felt so weird and cold to say whatever. She goes, be nice. Like, be nice. And I was like, he's being very gentle and very nice. And he was petting him. It was cute.

[Rylan Adams]

Well, Billy still. I mean, Billy isn't Fragile. But our boys are, like, beating the shit out of each other now.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, Billy's not fragile. He. With the tooth coming in, he is a little bit more like. It's crazy. Like, he. Billy doesn't give a about most things. Like, he'll crawl up into his bookshelf and, like, organize his toys inside this little cubby and then stand up all the way on his feet and then fall onto his butt and then fall onto his head. And he does nothing. Like, he's not upset about it. And it was scary the first time I saw it. I was like, oh, my God, he's going to be injured. And he's like, he's. I'm fine. Like, I don't care. And since this tooth started coming out, he's like, I literally. A cord touched his face and he went. And I was like, baby hurts. It makes me so sad.

[Rylan Adams]

Every tooth that comes in, my boys have at least one really sensitive day for each tooth.

[Lizzie Gordon]

God.

[Rylan Adams]

Where just hypersensitive. Like, every. Every right turn burn could be sad. Yeah, it is.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And there's so many of those teeth that have to come in. This is the first one.

[Rylan Adams]

It's awful.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I sent a picture of him crying to my friend Jessica. She's like, I don't think I've ever seen him cry before. And I was like, me neither. He's such a sweetie butt. He's just like, I'm okay. Like, Billy's life story, or what is it called? Autobiography, would be like, I'm okay.

[Rylan Adams]

He's a good times guy is what I call it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

He is a good times.

[Rylan Adams]

He really is like him. Jet's also a good times guy, period. Jet doesn't need a nap. He doesn't like. Jet was just rage.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I love jazz. I want Jet Merch.

[Rylan Adams]

He just. He's like the Energizer buddy. He just goes and goes. It goes. It goes and goes. And if there's people at the house, like, my whole family's here and it's his bedtime, he just cries when I put him in his crib. He never cry. Like, they both love their crib, but if there's a party going on outside, he's like, no, you bring me back out to the party or else, baby. I know.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh. Not that it matters, but we're auditioning themes for Billy's first birthday.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, I guess it's about time. You. You're honestly late in comparison to the way that you were planning my boy's first birthday party.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Hard facts.

[Rylan Adams]

So what's in Contend.

[Lizzie Gordon]

So the first thought we had was red solo cup.

[Rylan Adams]

Cuz the dude loves cups and he's one year solo.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yes.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Loves cups. And then since we started doing solids, bro puts back shrimp like only his mother and father can. Like, he. I put. I break it up. I know he's a little too small for, like, the pincher grass, but he can fist things. And so I break up shrimps for him and he just, like, just is shoving them in his face. Like, he. Like, I'm gonna take it from him. Do you know what I mean? Like, he wants it so bad. It's so cute. So we were thinking. I was thinking. I pitched shrimps and pimps, and Joe was like, pimping on shrimping, and I was like, that is great. So now we're thinking pimping on trimpin and dressing every little baby up like a little pimp. And there's just everything. Shrimps with little pimp hats.

[Rylan Adams]

Wow, this would be an interesting birthday party.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Does that not sound so cute?

[Rylan Adams]

They're themes that aren't for me, but I respect them. Like, I hate shrimp. I hate shrimp. Whoa. Like, the only.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Well, you're hosting. You know that, right?

[Rylan Adams]

But I. That's fine. It can be here.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Don't tease me.

[Rylan Adams]

I don't care.

[Lizzie Gordon]

You really don't care?

[Rylan Adams]

Yeah, but I'm not providing seafood.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'll provide everything.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, that's fine.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah.

[Rylan Adams]

Yeah.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Really?

[Rylan Adams]

I have a little playground and I'm gonna beef it up. Like, I want to get. I want. I saw some.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Should we talk to Shane before you agree to this?

[Rylan Adams]

No, he was pit. When? After. I thought when you had your. When I was hosting your baby shower. Like, you kept saying that would be annoying to have it at your house. Like, it would be hard.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Well, you had two infants, dude.

[Rylan Adams]

I know, but then when I told Shane, like, oh, we went to look at the venue for Lizzie's baby shower, he's like, well, why isn't it here? And I was like, oh, Lizzie told me that you wouldn't like if we had it here.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I thought it would be a nightmare to have.

[Rylan Adams]

No, no, he won't care.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Two infants and a baby.

[Rylan Adams]

And my baby. Babies would love that.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Well, they're coming anyway.

[Rylan Adams]

I know, but that also makes it selfishly easier for me.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay. Period. Pippin on shrimp in here. September 2024.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay, no seafood.

[Lizzie Gordon]

What year is it? There was gonna be seafood. Oh, it's all shrimp.

[Rylan Adams]

Yuck.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And I'll get you some boneless chicken.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay.

[Rylan Adams]

I'm glad we figured that out. Okay. Did you want to talk about one of the two hot topics you put in? No, that's all we're gonna get to. So, like.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It'S like, I know you're not being passive aggressive, but you sound so passive aggressive.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, I'm really not. How long have we been. Oh, we've only been going for 36 minutes.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Should I find some more hot topics? Well, there is some hot goss.

[Rylan Adams]

I actually asked some questions on Instagram today.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay, I love that. But also, Chris, are you following what's going on with JoJo Siwa?

[Chris]

No.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay, so it's kind of risky for me to talk about this because I know nothing, but you know, I love her, so it's coming from a place of love. Love. Oh, and there's hot goss right now. Maybe there's hot goss right now. Like, piping hot. Like this. Like, ladies, I hope your AC is up and on, because this is about to melt your face. Okay, so JoJo Siwa was seeing someone when she went into Big Brother UK. JoJo Siwa exits Big Brother UK and I think something happened in the house between her and one of her co stars. Chris.

[Rylan Adams]

I love Big Brother. I wish I. Big Brother's different in the uk and it airs way more in the uk, but I don't know how to access it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't know how to access anything, so I missed it.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

But I did think it was weird. Can I touch you a little bit? So every time JoJo was upset, in the clips that I saw that went viral, this guy's like, it's okay. Like, it's okay. Like, rubbing her tears away. Like, oh, baby girl, like, so much.

[Rylan Adams]

Is this lesbian dating a man?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I think JoJo's maybe dating a man. But also, it's like, you and I would never touch each other like that. But she, to me, strikes me. I think younger people touch more. More when they're friends.

[Rylan Adams]

Gen Z. Yeah. Is it too they do that?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I think they must touch more.

[Rylan Adams]

Maybe their parents.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I think our generation is like, we're not gonna touch. That's kind of. But this guy was, like, rubbing tears of her eyes, and she's like, I'm just so sad.

[Rylan Adams]

And then it felt mean that I said, is this lesbian? But she's been in lesbian relationships, and I think she didn't come out as bi. I think she came out as a lesbian.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah. Because there was that whole thing about her saying, like, I don't like the word lesbian.

[Rylan Adams]

Right? Oh, she doesn't. And I just no, she just thinks.

[Lizzie Gordon]

The word itself is awful.

[Rylan Adams]

Awful?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, not the label of being a lesbian is awful. I think she just really doesn't like the word moist.

[Rylan Adams]

My intention was that as a person who thought she was exclusively into women, I was intrigued that she might be dating a man also.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Is this man gay?

[Rylan Adams]

I don't know who you're talking.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Maybe they're not dating. Maybe they're not dating.

[Rylan Adams]

Well, that's what I said.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I said, I don't know.

[Rylan Adams]

You told us to turn on your AC machine.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I know, because she might. Two gays might be dating in a straight way. And then here's the other thing.

[Rylan Adams]

She and a gay girl.

[Lizzie Gordon]

So Jojo's ex.

[Rylan Adams]

Do you know there's a term for that now?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Straight?

[Rylan Adams]

No, I think there's always been a term for it, but I think it's like, going viral.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Heterosexual?

[Rylan Adams]

No. Gay people. It would be like if. If you dated me, lived your true authentic self.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, my God.

[Rylan Adams]

And in a different world, I wasn't with my husband. And we decided even though we both liked the opposite sex, we were going to sunset it together. Together.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, that's sweet.

[Rylan Adams]

So is that what she's doing?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't know. She was in love with this person.

[Rylan Adams]

Lavender relationship.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, I've never heard of that. Okay, so she, JoJo, was in love with her partner. Her partner uses they. Uses they them pronouns. Her partner goes on tick tock and says, this person love bombed me. They said they were going to be with me forever. We were talking about marriage, bro. Then she goes on this reality TV show and I see a bunch of stuff that makes me uncomfortable. That's why I'm like, was she dating Chris? They fly over to the UK for the rap party.

[Rylan Adams]

Jojo's partner.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Jojo's partner flies over to the UK for the wrap party, and Jojo dumps them there.

[Rylan Adams]

That's confirmed.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Confirmed. They literally made a tick tock saying, I got dumped at the after party. Whoa. And then two days later, JoJo was spotted out and about with the guy.

[Rylan Adams]

Whoa, whoa. I will say, yeah.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Faces are melting in the studio right now.

[Rylan Adams]

If Jojo did have a change of heart part, I do respect her for not prolonging it because you can't call your significant other from the Big Brother house. Hopefully she didn't cheat, but it is respectable for her to just say, you know what? It's over. I. I created feelings for somebody.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I could be a hundred percent wrong about the additional relationship, and Jojo might have just decided they don't Want to be with the other person. I could be 100 wrong about the other relationship.

[Rylan Adams]

Maybe she just found.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Because I am a busy mom and I only read about half a sentence of a headline.

[Rylan Adams]

Right. So she's not dating the alleged gay man.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Right. Also not sure he's gay. I think I made that up.

[Rylan Adams]

So he looks gay to you. That's even more problematic.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, I don't know. It's just a vibe I got. By the way, he brought your tears. But he. No, but, like, it was such a tender tear, Rebel way. I was like, that can't be a heterosexual man. Like, when I'm in pain already, my husband accidentally, like, puts a nail through my hand. Like, that's. That's a heterosexual man. So if a man's being tender and sweet, it's.

[Rylan Adams]

He's, you know, sensitive.

[Lizzie Gordon]

This is a bad. This is a deep hole I'm in. Should I just plug.

[Rylan Adams]

It's her birthday. Be nice.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's my birthday.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay. Anyway, that is interesting and fascinating. I'm even gonna have to Google that after this.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I know. We really should. We should pick that up when we get back in the car and just confirm or deny anything that I just said, because it all might be fake.

[Rylan Adams]

Well, you said for sure. The breakup's for sure.

[Lizzie Gordon]

The breakup is.

[Rylan Adams]

So if anything, JoJo got clarity while in the Big Brother house that the relations she was in might not have been for her period. Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah. Crazy.

[Rylan Adams]

Wow. Judge was young and sprung with the rest of her life ahead of her.

[Lizzie Gordon]

That's the other thing. I feel like kids, Kids. The. That age, like, chill. Your life is long. Like, you got a lot of stuff ahead of you, like, and everything feels profound at that age, but it's not.

[Rylan Adams]

What is her age?

[Lizzie Gordon]

She's 21.

[Rylan Adams]

Wow.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Or is she 22? Know.

[Rylan Adams]

So she is young.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah. Do you know that we met when we were 22?

[Rylan Adams]

That's crazy.

[Lizzie Gordon]

We were babies.

[Rylan Adams]

Wow. That's a lot of years.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It is a lot of years.

[Rylan Adams]

How long is a decade? 33, 34, 35.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Have we known each other 15 years?

[Rylan Adams]

13.

[Lizzie Gordon]

So not 15. 13.

[Rylan Adams]

But I think this will be my 15 year anniversary in LA play.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay. But we've only known each other 13.

[Rylan Adams]

Yeah. Okay, so I met you two years in.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Dang. All right, I'm exhausted from that math. I'm gonna be real with you. I just took a lot out of me, but I. Oh, you want to do some.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, well, you didn't want to talk about either of the other things. Those are good.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, I mean, I don't care. I'm just upset that they're doing the second one they're remaking. Listen to this, Chris.

[Rylan Adams]

Happy, go more.

[Lizzie Gordon]

There's.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, you were just gonna say it. What, were you gonna present it differently?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I had a brain fart, so I.

[Rylan Adams]

Just helped you out.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I said, you're not gonna like this, Chris. They're recreating Happy Gilmore.

[Rylan Adams]

No, they're not recreating. They're making.

[Lizzie Gordon]

They're making a sequel to Happy.

[Rylan Adams]

What's wrong with that? That was one of my favorite movies growing up.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I know, but don't you think it's just gonna be. And it's gonna be on Netflix?

[Rylan Adams]

I hope not. I hope.

[Lizzie Gordon]

But that's only because Adam Sandler has, like, a deal with them. Do you think so?

[Rylan Adams]

Well, did you like the first one?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Cuby's Halloween. And I enjoyed it. It. Oh, I rewatched it. I didn't really watch it.

[Rylan Adams]

Did we watch anything? I heard these streamers are making content specifically for people to scroll on their phone during. Well, not all of it, but a lot of it. Because they realize half the people are just turning something on and end up scrolling anyways. So they're making content that kind of just pairs with that nicely.

[Lizzie Gordon]

So toxic.

[Rylan Adams]

Isn't it crazy?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah.

[Rylan Adams]

But I do feel lately when I'm trying to find a scripted show to watch, I can't find something that keeps my attention at all. I really can't. I've tried. I've tried all of them. I've tried all of the popular ones that are out right now, and I just cannot get into any of them.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I put on the Last of Us because, like, I watched the first season and I put it on and it's.

[Rylan Adams]

Like I fell out of that in the season, too.

[Lizzie Gordon]

There will be spoilers in what I'm about to say, so if you hold them up, I will. I was getting to it.

[Rylan Adams]

It.

[Lizzie Gordon]

So if you don't want to be part of the spoilers of the Last of Us, fast forward to when these fingers are no longer here.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay, I think you're covering your face. Could you put it there? Perfect.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Let's make sure it stays up, though, because I'm tired.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

So I started watching the Last of Us because my hairdresser was like, this is crazy. Have you seen it? And I was like, when am I going to find time to see it?

[Rylan Adams]

This is these good shows.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And then she's like, it's super nuts. Like, I'm not going to tell you anything. Blah. Blah. Go see it. So I turn it on and I watch it, and I swear to God, the main character just sits down and is doing therapy. I'm like, bro, I am not watching the last of us to see some guy going through therapy. Like, what in the is this? It's the end of the world and this has time for therapy. Sounds like there's nothing survived.

[Rylan Adams]

Like, how did he find the survival?

[Lizzie Gordon]

And then. And then they're like, here's the huge shocking twist of this episode. The Therapist. This is a huge spoiler. So if you were staying because you didn't want it to be because you were like, I don't give a. About spoilers. This is a huge spoiler.

[Rylan Adams]

The Killers.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, the Therapist.

[Rylan Adams]

Close your ears. Close your ears, Chris.

[Lizzie Gordon]

The Therapist is the.

[Rylan Adams]

That does seem like a hot twist.

[Lizzie Gordon]

But it's also, like, not a hot twist. It's like she's an alcoholic sitting on a couch, and she's like, I'm mad at you. And it's played by Catherine O'Hara, which was.

[Rylan Adams]

She knows.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah. She's like, I hate you, you. And he's like, that's fair. And then it's just sort of. But it's like, it felt like a deus ex machina moment. It's like, because the theater gods have declared it shall be so. Do you know what I mean?

[Rylan Adams]

I think it's over. Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Anyway, I was like, whatever. There's more coming.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, what?

[Chris]

Don't say it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's okay. No, it's not. You're going to want to plug your ears if you don't play the video game. You know what?

[Rylan Adams]

Just leave. Chris. Yeah, Chris, I think I.

[Chris]

There's a huge way that it was spoiled for me, and I think it might be weird.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Do you want to say what it is before I say it? Huh? You're spoiling something for Lizzy. Who? What? I've only seen the first episode. Got you. I knew. I felt so bad. Sorry.

[Rylan Adams]

Well, I feel like that's probably a spoiler we shouldn't even give when you have a warning up.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I know.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay. Let's get out of the Last of us. Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Never mind.

[Rylan Adams]

So, TV's boring as hell.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, period. Sorry, Chris. That was too fun, though. How was my acting? Was it good?

[Chris]

Unbelievable.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Come on, Netflix, give us a Christmas movie for people to scroll to.

[Rylan Adams]

Seriously, Bastards. I'm fine with that.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't give a fuck. Okay.

[Rylan Adams]

All right. Let's just go.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Do we know where we're going or do we have to Talk to Shane.

[Rylan Adams]

We have to talk to my husband.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Well, we're gonna go speak. We're gonna go production meeting with our producer.

[Rylan Adams]

I was going to do the like getting all the free things for your birthday, but it seems like a lot of signing up for a lot of.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Apps and I don't know. Oh, God.

[Rylan Adams]

You don't have the patience for it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't know if I. I want.

[Rylan Adams]

You to enjoy what we. And I want you to.

[Lizzie Gordon]

There's nothing I would hate more than doing that.

[Rylan Adams]

I know.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay.

[Rylan Adams]

And so like.

[Lizzie Gordon]

But honestly. Great thumbnail.

[Rylan Adams]

Maybe we'll pre film that for my birthday episode. Not pre film but like we'll do that leading up to my birthday.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I think it has to be your actual birthday.

[Rylan Adams]

I think it's like your birthday week. That's fine. I can pre produce it for my birthday. We're not filming on my actual birthday, so I don't care.

[Lizzie Gordon]

When's your actual birthday?

[Rylan Adams]

On a Wednesday.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, really? How do you already know that?

[Rylan Adams]

Because I looked. Because my family's coming to town.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay. So yeah, we're gonna figure out where we're gonna go and I'll be back.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Bye. I'm disgusted.

[Rylan Adams]

Hey, what's up, you guys? And welcome back to another episode of the sip Official.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Right now we are stopped in the middle of the entryway.

[Rylan Adams]

I tried to leave some room if somebody. There's not enough room.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh my God.

[Chris]

Two, take one.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Common mark, I just have to say we are at Wendy's and we are here to try some stuff. One of the stuffs is the new frosty swirls. First and foremost, the vanilla strawberry Looks so yucky. Look at that picture.

[Rylan Adams]

Wait. Oh, so wow. Your eyesight's that good. So there's. Oh, there is somebody behind us now. Vanilla strawberry swirl. Vanilla brownie batter swirl and vanilla. Vanilla caramel swirl.

[Lizzie Gordon]

So it's a vanilla babe.

[Rylan Adams]

Wow. This person just swooped right in.

[Lizzie Gordon]

As she should.

[Rylan Adams]

Yeah, as she should. But the concept of this video is actually trying their best selling item opposed to their worst selling item. Their best selling item is a baconator with fries. And their worst selling is Dave's triple burger. Which I agree, like, who needs three patties of meat?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Seems like too much.

[Rylan Adams]

It seems like too much even for meat lovers.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh yeah. And I'm a meat lover. And you know how I feel about Wendy's and their beef.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, it's delicious.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Well, they are the ones with the beef. Remember last week I learned that, you.

[Rylan Adams]

Know, I wanted to. I wanted to try these frosties really bad. But I had to boycott them for a week because of their behavior towards Katy Perry, period. And so I'm just making a statement that I'm doing this because I think they have an interesting menu item, not because I agree, but I'm still mad.

[Lizzie Gordon]

At them for what they did to Cajun Cat.

[Rylan Adams]

Yes, exactly. Okay, so. Wow. I really have to think hard about this.

[Lizzie Gordon]

About what? Whether or not you want to commit to it.

[Rylan Adams]

About. Are we getting six small Frosties for real or do we just let Chris try them first?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I think we let Chris try them first.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And then whichever one Chris likes the most, we won't eat any.

[Rylan Adams]

It just seems wasteful to have.

[Lizzie Gordon]

There's a tangerine twist lemonada as well.

[Rylan Adams]

I want that too.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Why do I want a fish filet?

[Rylan Adams]

Ah, that's on my list. Fish filet. Because I didn't know if you've ever had their fish filet.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I haven't.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay, we're getting it for you.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, no.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, they also have a new Cajun Crunch sandwich.

[Chris]

Ooh.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Ooh.

[Rylan Adams]

Fuck.

[Lizzie Gordon]

So we're getting. Ah, there's someone at the door.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, my God.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I have never seen.

[Rylan Adams]

I have never seen a person at a Wendy's drive through, like, standing.

[Lizzie Gordon]

We only see them sitting down, which is so crazy.

[Rylan Adams]

No, like. No, I never. You know what I mean? Like, it's always the freaking. Okay.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay. Hello. Can I get one of each of the new Frosties?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay. What size?

[Rylan Adams]

Just small.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Small. One of each.

[Rylan Adams]

Could I do the fish fillet?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Would you like that as a combo?

[Rylan Adams]

No, just the sandwich. And then could I get a Baconator?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay.

[Rylan Adams]

A Dave's triple burger.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay.

[Rylan Adams]

And then a medium fry.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Medium fry fries.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Rylan Adams]

And then does anyone want any? Oh, you want to try the. Can we try the. A small of the tangerine twist Lemonade?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, of course.

[Chris]

It's occasion.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, and then I guess occasion crunch as well.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Did you want to try it with spicy chicken or regular?

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, are you guys okay with spicy? Yeah, probably spicy, please. Good choice.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Anything else?

[Rylan Adams]

Anything else anymore?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I can't think of a thing.

[Rylan Adams]

That's all.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Grace window. Happy birthday, by the way. Thank you.

[Rylan Adams]

Do anything thing for birthdays? No, Wendy's doesn't.

[Lizzie Gordon]

She wished me a happy birthday. I wished you a happy birthday. And I like that.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, because she's. I was like, how did you know? Thank you.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'mma send a car.

[Rylan Adams]

Wow. I love her. That was.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Who told you?

[Rylan Adams]

Who told you?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Who told you it was her birthday?

[Rylan Adams]

I have never seen a person standing outside Taking orders at Wendy's. And you each even warged me but I didn't know what you meant. I thought that was cuz it was.

[Lizzie Gordon]

So outside the scope of possibility.

[Rylan Adams]

Thank you. Wow.

[Chris]

That's one of the funniest things that's ever happened.

[Lizzie Gordon]

That's crazy.

[Rylan Adams]

I am like still is crazy.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Super nuts. Supernova girl.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh my gosh. I think I. Whatever.

[Chris]

She was so cute. I think I'm in love with her.

[Rylan Adams]

Yeah, she was great. Thank you very much. Did you guys notice I got new earrings? I did actually.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Do you like them?

[Rylan Adams]

Where did you get them from?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Madewell.

[Rylan Adams]

Of course they're from madewell. I act like I hate on madewell, but I wear my jeans for madewell literally every day.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I know. I don't know why you hate on me.

[Rylan Adams]

Well, let's go. Fine. Is there one around here?

[Lizzie Gordon]

There's one at your mall.

[Rylan Adams]

There is?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Can you ask for three spoons me to sample?

[Rylan Adams]

Yes, thank you.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Any ketchup?

[Rylan Adams]

Sure, some ketchup. And do you want any other sauce and ranch? Ketchup and ranch? Yes, thank you very much. Thank you. No, we only got. Chris will just try them first.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Honestly, the one I'm most excited about is this one. It is the vanilla brownie.

[Rylan Adams]

That does look good.

[Lizzie Gordon]

This is the only one that sits right with me emotionally.

[Rylan Adams]

Wendy's does deliver a good time.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Time does not sit right with me emotionally. This one hurts my feelings. Their spoons are long for some reason. This one's giving a number three.

[Rylan Adams]

Shoot. This is not.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Is this the color of a number three? Would you say number three is like caramel?

[Chris]

I just realized I was like a number three on the menu. It took me a minute.

[Rylan Adams]

Wow. I don't want to. Can I park in the mobile order?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, yeah. Who cares?

[Rylan Adams]

I'm sorry, everyone. It's just. I can't back up or are you.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Saying something sorry too?

[Rylan Adams]

Everyone that's going to be mad.

[Chris]

To be fair, there is a mobile order open next to you and if.

[Rylan Adams]

Somebody comes, I'll go. All right, let's try these first before they leave the brownie first. Send it to Chris.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Go, Chris, go.

[Chris]

Okay, let's go for it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, no, no. We're going to take the after.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Shouldn't he do all of them first so that he his favorite one he can keep?

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, yes, actually, that's a good point.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Here you go, Chris. Relay, relay. What's the vibe? No spoilers.

[Rylan Adams]

What?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Don't tell us.

[Rylan Adams]

Don't tell you. No, it's okay. You can tell us.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Spoil it.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay, well, I want the. I want the review of each hard facts.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay.

[Chris]

So the first one's fantastic.

[Lizzie Gordon]

The second one is like a number three.

[Chris]

I like this one too. The first one's better, though.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Period.

[Chris]

It's chocolatey. It's fantastic. But this is good. It's caramelly. It's. They're both delicious. Neither of them are best.

[Lizzie Gordon]

This is like a time of the month. Number three.

[Chris]

But that chocolate one, I think is.

[Rylan Adams]

Gonna be the best.

[Chris]

It's gonna be hard to beat. It was so delicious.

[Rylan Adams]

We should have got one extra cup. Ooh, the strawberry is gonna be good too.

[Chris]

Strawberry's fantastic.

[Lizzie Gordon]

What do you like it more than the brownie?

[Chris]

They're very different. If you. If you're a chocolatey person, that one wins by far. If you're a fruity person, if you're not a fruity person.

[Rylan Adams]

This is very.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's okay.

[Chris]

It's very fruity. It tastes like real strawberry. Nothing spilled?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Nothing spilled, Bill. Everything's fine.

[Chris]

They're all fantastic.

[Rylan Adams]

Well, I guess we can go back and get you your favorite.

[Chris]

Chocolate and strawberry are better.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Well, we haven't put the spoons.

[Rylan Adams]

We will put the spoons in our mouth. I gotta taste.

[Lizzie Gordon]

The spoons are clean. So we'll try his favorite one first and then give it to him.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay. Yeah, that's right. Well, which one do you want to eat? Just tell us.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Tell us.

[Chris]

Strawberry.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Really?

[Rylan Adams]

Okay. He wants strawberry. So let's put our clean spoons and strawberry.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'll get what they want.

[Rylan Adams]

No, we're just putting our clean spoons and strawberry. You don't even want strawberry.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No. It's grossing me out.

[Rylan Adams]

Well, it's good.

[Chris]

I love fruity desserts, though.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I do too.

[Chris]

I know. That's where we eat. Like Shane and Spencer and I disagree.

[Rylan Adams]

We use clean spoons.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's a little too much sugar for me.

[Rylan Adams]

Well, all of these, they really don't skip on the toppings here. It's like a lot of topping.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah.

[Rylan Adams]

There's so much here, Chris.

[Chris]

Thank you.

[Rylan Adams]

Wow.

[Lizzie Gordon]

But I am not sharing my fish fillet. No, I'll share my fish fillet.

[Chris]

The chocolate one's fantastic.

[Rylan Adams]

I actually like the chocolate one better.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Rylan Adams]

It'S like a. It really is a brownie batter.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Rylan Adams]

It's like. Because it even has the crunches that if you were to lick the brownie batter, the grit. Wow. I don't think I've ever.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Salty.

[Rylan Adams]

I don't think I've Ever had a brown? Like a true to form brownie batter sundae?

[Lizzie Gordon]

That's good.

[Rylan Adams]

I get sick off this.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm already sick off of that. I might want to skip this one.

[Rylan Adams]

That's fine. It's your birthday. You know what?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Skip the number 3.

[Rylan Adams]

Do whatever the you want.

[Chris]

I don't think any of these are bad. They're all good. But that is the least flavorful, the least good.

[Rylan Adams]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Least exciting.

[Rylan Adams]

Let me. Let me get a little more caramel flavoring.

[Chris]

I would say three to what? Caramel, strawberry, chocolate.

[Rylan Adams]

You know, I think we go like this and then we dip the caramel in the brownie.

[Lizzie Gordon]

You crazy girl.

[Rylan Adams]

Wow. Their soft serve is actually really good.

[Chris]

Fantastic.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Is it soft serve or frosty?

[Rylan Adams]

You just blew my mind. Mixing the caramel with the brownie battery. I could fuck.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay, I like the caramel, but it gives me the ick.

[Rylan Adams]

I'm acting like it's my birthday today.

[Lizzie Gordon]

As you should. Ice cream, period.

[Rylan Adams]

Dang. I found you.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Dang. Daniel.

[Chris]

Just in case, I brought candles.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, good.

[Chris]

Just in case.

[Rylan Adams]

I don't know what's what.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, here's the chimpkin.

[Rylan Adams]

Try this first, Chris. Oh, if you don't want a gray, you don't have to. I'm scared.

[Chris]

For good reasons, cuz.

[Rylan Adams]

Lemonade, Right? All right, well then we'll get. Those are so good.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, it's good.

[Rylan Adams]

I can't wait. I can't. That was a good. What was it? I already forgot what it is.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Tangerine lemonade.

[Rylan Adams]

I think after ice cream it's just too intense.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's a lot, but it's not bad.

[Rylan Adams]

No, it's not bad.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I bet that'll be good after a bite of this.

[Rylan Adams]

What is it?

[Lizzie Gordon]

This is the chick Cajun chicken.

[Chris]

Oh.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Should I just break it in half?

[Rylan Adams]

Yeah.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Is that okay with you? Do you prefer to break it in half?

[Chris]

That's totally fine.

[Rylan Adams]

I don't know that there's a knife in here.

[Chris]

Breaking is fine.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm gonna break it off.

[Rylan Adams]

Just break it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

You guys. Remind me, you start carrying knives. Is this a clean spoon?

[Rylan Adams]

Yeah.

[Lizzie Gordon]

This? No, that's my spoon. Oh, no, my spin's up there. This is a clean spoon. Can I spoon it?

[Rylan Adams]

Yeah. What's interesting is actually the number one rated item at Wendy's is not a burger at all. It's their fries. It's probably because everywhere or every item, like people get fries to compliment everything.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Rylan Adams]

So maybe they just sell through more than. Who knows?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I feel like I'm in a prison and trying to kill someone with a weapon. That's inadequate.

[Chris]

It does look like that.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Shank it.

[Rylan Adams]

It's like I like a Wendy's fry.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's Asian chicken with stacked 47 times.

[Rylan Adams]

Thank you. It's like.

[Lizzie Gordon]

You're welcome, Chris. I hope you appreciated that. Smooth send off. That's all I'm gonna say about that.

[Rylan Adams]

I. I think their fries are like the middle between burger King and McDonald's.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Does it smell like feet too?

[Chris]

A little. A little bit.

[Lizzie Gordon]

A little feedy. What's your vibe on.

[Rylan Adams]

The flavor's pretty good. It's spicy. Oh, my God. They're fry in the. The ice cream. So this is derailing from our concept, you know.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[Chris]

There is a hint of feed.

[Rylan Adams]

Ooh, it does smell like beet.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah. This is not on the most ordered menu. Unlike the French fries that Rylan was still in depth discussing.

[Rylan Adams]

Sorry.

[Lizzie Gordon]

We're spitting some of the food out at you.

[Chris]

What do you think?

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's kind of everything you love.

[Rylan Adams]

It is.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's a spicy chicken sandwich. I like it with a hint of feet.

[Rylan Adams]

Hmm.

[Chris]

I could do without the hint of feet.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah.

[Rylan Adams]

What is a hint of feet? I don't know. That's.

[Chris]

I don't know.

[Rylan Adams]

I would eat the whole thing.

[Lizzie Gordon]

So what's the. We got the most ordered and the least ordered.

[Rylan Adams]

Uh huh. And the most ordered.

[Lizzie Gordon]

What's the most averagely ordered?

[Rylan Adams]

There's three burgers in here. Did I order three additional burger. Oh, the fish filet, the fries. Do you want to dip a fry in your ice cream, Chris?

[Chris]

Thank you.

[Rylan Adams]

What do you think about o Wendy's fry? I'm sure you've already told me in the past, but I remember me.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's literally my least favorite fry.

[Rylan Adams]

That's their most ordered item.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's crazy.

[Rylan Adams]

Wow.

[Chris]

Wait, why do you hate it?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't like the skins on it, I guess.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay, let me just get this out so I can put this stuff.

[Chris]

I like a windy fry.

[Rylan Adams]

Can you. Okay, Perfect. Wow. I don't know how we're going to cut a triple decker to share.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Wait, why do you have three more sandwiches?

[Rylan Adams]

Well, you got a fish fillet, which I don't think anyone has business trying, but you. Wait, the fish fillets. The huge. Oh, no, it's not huge.

[Lizzie Gordon]

So what's left?

[Rylan Adams]

The most ordered and the least ordered.

[Lizzie Gordon]

What's the least ordered?

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, the triple, the triple.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, the bacon and the triple.

[Rylan Adams]

So the Baconator with fries is the best selling they have. The worst selling is Dave's triple Burger. So what do you guys want to try first? The worst seller?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah.

[Rylan Adams]

Yeah. How are we gonna cut it?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm overwhelmed by the. Do you want to shank it with a spoon?

[Rylan Adams]

You think you can do that to three patties?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Well, I said do you want to shank it with the spin?

[Rylan Adams]

Absolutely not. Is there a knife in the side of yours?

[Lizzie Gordon]

In the side of mine.

[Chris]

Do you want me to run in and get a knife real quick?

[Rylan Adams]

Maybe, if you don't mind.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Sorry.

[Rylan Adams]

Look at that. I think it looks delicious.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I mean, obviously it's good. It's just a lot.

[Rylan Adams]

Open up your fish filet for them since that's going to be just for you. That's just a birthday girl.

[Lizzie Gordon]

All right, girls, if you're into wild caught Alaskan fish. Non descriptive. What kind of fish?

[Rylan Adams]

And you haven't had Burger Kings.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I haven't had Burger Kings or Wendy's.

[Rylan Adams]

Why do I keep calling this Burger King?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm going to take the lettuce off because I think that's weird.

[Rylan Adams]

Why do I fear that we're not. Not lit?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Can you always hear we're not lit? It's good.

[Chris]

Here you go.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Though I am deeply disturbed by the fact that they just call it here.

[Rylan Adams]

I'll let you cut it, Chris, because it's just fish. It's not a fish fillet.

[Chris]

You tried it?

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, but it's like, what kind of fish?

[Chris]

How does it compare to McDonald's?

[Lizzie Gordon]

They're very much the same. And also like, it's just. I feel like the bread here is thicker.

[Rylan Adams]

So then I have no business trying it if it's like McDonald's. I thought that was disgusting when you and I had it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

This is wild caught Alaskan fish. But like what kind of fish?

[Chris]

Alaskan cod perhaps?

[Lizzie Gordon]

But why wouldn't they just say that?

[Chris]

I don't know. Maybe it's just a bunch of random.

[Lizzie Gordon]

The filet is more crunchy. It feels like a. More like more of a moment.

[Rylan Adams]

The brownie batter. So hard. Hard. I will be regretting this later, cuz.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Are you going to number three from it later?

[Rylan Adams]

That's not possible. Oh, that'd be number two.

[Lizzie Gordon]

So it's not you hard enough.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, I see.

[Chris]

I don't know if I cut this well, but.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, I'm sure you cut it wonderfully. Do you want the first bite or do you want me to have the first bite?

[Chris]

Do you want half of this one? This is too much.

[Rylan Adams]

No, it's fine. Oh, okay.

[Chris]

This looks good.

[Rylan Adams]

I mean, it does look good. It's just a lot to get your mouth around.

[Chris]

I mean, I ruined it, but.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, my God.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, my God. A Wendy's burger is so underrated.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Is it underrated? I feel like people know it's good.

[Chris]

I don't know, like it's not talked about enough.

[Rylan Adams]

Do you hear people like talking about Wendy's in the wash?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I feel like I do. My husbands love it.

[Rylan Adams]

It's so good.

[Chris]

Grace, if people always mention.

[Rylan Adams]

Are there napkins in there?

[Chris]

Yes. I was actually just getting these.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Thank you.

[Rylan Adams]

It's too much beef.

[Chris]

I always hear people talk about like, in n out or it is, but.

[Rylan Adams]

I want McDonald's or you want one of the patties? Oh, yeah. So you could pull it apart.

[Lizzie Gordon]

He's a triple patty, dad.

[Rylan Adams]

You could pull it apart and eat the meat as like, incredible.

[Lizzie Gordon]

An open faced burger with just one patty.

[Rylan Adams]

That's what I'm doing. But don't forget, we still have the worst. The least. Oh, the most. This was the worst. While I understand why it's the worst, because it's just too much meat. If we're on the go and we're running to a meeting, it's like, who wants to shove three patties in their mouth and then like go shake somebody's hand?

[Lizzie Gordon]

It was too much. No eye contact after three patties.

[Chris]

I think this says something about Wendy's, though, that their, like, least ordered item is incredible. You know what I mean?

[Rylan Adams]

You just have to deconstruct it a little bit.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm starting to deconstruct.

[Rylan Adams]

Not on your birthday.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I know it doesn't feel like it's my birthday, but it does. Do you know what I mean?

[Rylan Adams]

Wow. This has two patties of meat. Wait, we haven't thumbnailed.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I thumbnailed a little.

[Rylan Adams]

I have food in my mouth. Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I feel like you and I play it's our birthday too often.

[Rylan Adams]

Well, that's what I'm saying.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And I've desensitized myself to my birthday.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, no, it's ruined your birthday.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I ruined my birthday. My birthdaying too much.

[Rylan Adams]

Is there another? Oh, there is another knife.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Can you give Chris the space to thumbnail, please?

[Rylan Adams]

I was gonna grab it myself. Yeah, you just keep doing what you do, Chris. You just keep on doing it. I'm gonna leave these knives in here for later for another episode of the Sit Official podcast, period. I can't believe Wendy's doesn't do anything for birthdays, though. That seems like a hate crime just a little bit.

[Chris]

Do other fast food places do things?

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, Yeah, I was. Yes, they do.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Ooh, I guess he thinks all of them.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, a lot of them.

[Chris]

I don't know.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay, I'll hand this back to you, Chris. And the best. Well, I guess the most eaten menu item.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Do you want to connect those two thoughts to be a little bit more dramatic?

[Rylan Adams]

No, I can use this. Oh, no, I can't.

[Lizzie Gordon]

What are you doing?

[Rylan Adams]

I was trying to get something to put under me as, like, a catch all. Oh, thank you.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I've got enough hair on my legs to act as a catch all.

[Chris]

Who's this? If someone wants it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, shit. I'm gonna put my trash in there. Does anybody want the rest of my chick fil A or my fish fillet?

[Rylan Adams]

And I'm glad I did because it oozes ketchup.

[Lizzie Gordon]

You don't want the rest of my fish fillet.

[Chris]

Thank you.

[Rylan Adams]

This is so good.

[Lizzie Gordon]

The Baconator.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, my God.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, my God.

[Chris]

Awesome.

[Rylan Adams]

You want this under you?

[Lizzie Gordon]

It still feels like too much meat.

[Rylan Adams]

I'm into that much meat. Three is too thick. It's too much for one girl.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Is there barbecue on that?

[Rylan Adams]

No, it's their ketchup.

[Chris]

Their bacon's great.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I like their regular cheese B burger best.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, here's another.

[Chris]

I like both. All these are fantastic options.

[Rylan Adams]

Well, Wendy's is always a great time. Every time I come here, I'm upset that I. I don't know, don't talk about it enough.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Keep talking about it, girl.

[Rylan Adams]

You guys, the occasion. I don't know if I'd come to Wendy's for that. I would definitely try. I would go to Wendy's just once to try the brownie batter ice CRE.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Cream, but not twice.

[Rylan Adams]

Unless I was already going through for a simple burger.

[Lizzie Gordon]

But the point is, you should all be regularly coming here for just a burger.

[Chris]

How is the meat so good?

[Lizzie Gordon]

What do they do they have the beef, Chris.

[Chris]

No, I see.

[Rylan Adams]

They have the beef with everyone. Okay, you guys. Well, thank you for watching the sip. Happy birthday to our, our own Elizabeth Gordon, 35, thriving and as wonderful as ever.

[Lizzie Gordon]

35, feeling alive, manic and depressive. But mostly. What if I just kept going on escuela in Lava Bar?

[Rylan Adams]

Okay, thank you so much. Everyone's links are in the description section below. We love you very much. We'll see you next week. Goodbye. And that's it. Toodaloo.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Sat.