Steve Austin (6:52)
It'S a pretty good goddamn conversation. We're sitting there walking around, and he's giving me the skinny, the 411, the info on where all these cars come from, the motors and what they mean to him. And of course, me being the cheap motherfucker that I am, I'm trying to buy every single car I can off Bill, but I'm making the lowest ball offers that can ever be offered. And I know he's not going to take me up on them. But anyway, now that I got that 2003 Ford Focus 65,000 miles Metallic, and that thing is in showroom condition with the fact that I got it detailed, got all the mechanical stuff out of the way. So hey, Bill, if you listen to this, I might be driving that motherfucker back up there to the San Diego area, rolling to your garage and make maybe you and me make a little bit of a swap. I'll bring a little extra cash money for motivation. I'm just kidding you, Bill. Anyway, but like I was going to say before we get this conversation with Bill. God damn. I'm telling you what, folks, this Saturday, let me click on my computer here. I've been watching all this stuff about UFC 200 coming up in Las Vegas, Nevada, man. I'm on the MMA fighting.com and they got all these embedded videos and they're showing what a lot of these athletes are doing just to kill time, you know, before they get into the fight. And it shows Brock Lesnar trying to find some gloves that'll fit. This guy's got the biggest goddamn hands in the history of mma. He's got some four inch gloves and they're snug. And it goes to show Mark Hunt's game plan and not so much his game plan. He's just kind of chilling out and laying low. Misha Tate's kind of chilling with friends out on the water. Frankie Edgar's got a little fireworks going on. And dc, my man Daniel Cormier training down there in San Jose, he's getting ready. John Jones is doing a little swimming. But I'll tell you what, this damn UFC 200 is going to be one knockdown drag out affair. Let me get the damn thing here on my computer. UFC 200 from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Give me the official fight card. Alright, here we go. God damn main event. Daniel Cormier, who's the champion, versus Jon Jones, the interim champion. I guess that's what IC means, unless it means intercontinental champion, which I don't think it does. I'll tell you what, John kind of handled Daniel last time they did business, but man, I tell you what, this is going to be a good fight, Daniel. You got to put it all on the line. I wish both guys all the luck in the world, you know, the thing about it is I like both fighters, but I've got to talk to Daniel Cormier a few times and you know, he's a big pro wrestling fan, so. Oh man, that's going to be a tough fight. And then God damn, my boy Brock Lesnar. I was really surprised when I heard about this fight versus Mark Hunt, who just a heavy handed cat and Brock Lesnar comes in there with that just outlandishly freakish athlete. He's one of those guys. To me, I always think he's just once in a generation, you know, he's like a Herschel Walker, you know, not a football player. But, I mean, there wasn't too many Herschel Walkers. There's not too many Brock Lesnar's, there's not too many Usain Bolts. That's how athletic this guy is. That's how big he is, that's how strong he is. So I don't know, man, he's ain't been knocked a gun in a long time, but I know he's feeling better without his maybe with his diverticulitis behind us, but, man, I'm a fan of Mark Hunt, but I'm Brock Lesnar all day long on this one, and I hope Brock goes in there and he's feeling like a million bucks. It will be interesting to see what his strategy is, and I hope he does well. I'm pulling for you, Brock. Golly, man. Women's bantamweight championship. Miesha Tate versus Amanda Nunez. Man, this is going to be a good fight. I just love the way Miesha took that belt off of Holly Holm through five rounds of really getting peppered by Hollywood. And just finally, in that closing minutes, that last round, was able to just almost like a jaguar on the plains of the Serengeti dragging down an animal, and she snuck in that chokehold. And boy, respect to Holly Holm because, man, it's going to be interesting to see them get a rematch whenever they book that. But Miesha Tate, man, she's what, 29, 30 years old, and she's just been around forever and she's always working, staying in that octagon and doing work. And it paid off. And now she's the champion. So down the road, will it be the Rousey Tate rematch? Will there be the Tate home rematch? She's got to come out of Amanda Nunez first. Certainly can't look past her. That's going to be a hell of a fight. And then, God damn. Jose Aldo versus Frankie Edgar, man, Jose Aldo got flashed in that damn fight against Conor McGregor. And I just think that Conor was in his head so much, it fucked him up. He rushed in there in a 13 second clip. Fastest knockout, fastest finish in the history of the ufc. And he's going against, man, Frankie Edgar. Long overdue. Frankie Edgar is one of my favorite goddamn fighters. His footwork, how tough that guy is. Those fights he had with Gray Maynard were heaven. Half the time he was getting hammered and you just thought the Kid was going down, and he ain't no kid now. He's a veteran. But you talk about a bad son of a bitch, and you talk about how athletic Jose Aldo is, but, man, Frankie Edgar, really pulling for Frankie. Sentimental favorite, just because I love that guy's footwork. And then one of my favorite fighters, Cain Velasquez, former champion, you know, he didn't look good against Verdum when he was fighting at height. Where were they in Mexico, Wherever that fight was. But God dang, Kane, one of my favorite fighters, against Travis Brown. What an opportunity for Travis Brown here. And so it's going to be a badass card. Looking at the preliminary stuff, Katzengano vs. Juliana Pena, Johnny Hendricks vs. Kelvin Gastelum, TJ Dillashaw vs. Rafael Asuncio, and Sage Northcutt vs. Enrique Martin. Of course, you got your preliminary card on UFC Fight pass. I won't get into. Well, I'll go ahead. Diego Sanchez versus Joe Luzon. That's going to be cool. Gagard Mousasi, tough dude. Thiago Santos. Jim Miller versus Takanori Gomi. Samantha's motherfucker from start to finish is a goddamn ball buster. So I'm looking for big things out of this damn fight. And it will be a hell of a night at the office because I believe they start off Thursday with some fights on something. Friday, some fights. But Saturday, UFC 200, man, I'm sitting here plugging this pay per view, so you know what my weekend is going to consist of. I don't know if I'll catch the Thursday, Friday stuff, but there ain't no way. There ain't no way I'm going to miss UFC 200. And also, what's cool about Saturday is before the UFC 200 event, one of the funniest comedians I've heard in forever, Bill Burr, is going to come by the house and we're going to do a podcast over here at 316 Gimmick street you talk about a funny son of a bitch. There ain't too many people, if any, that are funnier than Bill Burr. We hooked up, and he's coming by the crib on Saturday, so I'm looking forward to shooting the shit with him. But anyway, folks, enough about the ufc. Let's get into my conversation with Bill Goldberg at the Goldberg Garage. And the reason I'm able to bring you this personal walk and tour of Goldberg's garage is because of all the fine sponsors of this year podcast.