425 - Bad Friends

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Tim Dillon Show – Episode 425: "Bad Friends"

Release Date: January 11, 2025

Hosts:

• Tim Dillon – Comedian and host
• Bobby Lee – Comedian and actor
• Andrew Santino – Comedian and host of the "Bad Friends" podcast

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1. Opening Banter and Fashion Fiasco (00:00 – 04:00)

The episode kicks off with Tim Dillon welcoming Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino. The conversation quickly turns to Tim’s new Balenciaga sunglasses, which are humorously described as overly fashionable yet impractical. Bobby and Andrew tease Tim about the exorbitant price tag.

Notable Quote:

• Tim Dillon (00:10): “These are Balenciaga, but they're not really... they're too silly.”

2. Show Finances and Compensation (04:00 – 07:00)

The trio discusses their earnings, with Tim revealing that he earns approximately $70,000 a year from his show. Andrew is skeptical initially but accepts the information. They humorously debate the perks of their earnings, such as buying sneakers and sunglasses for friends.

Notable Quote:

• Tim Dillon (06:00): “I like that.”

3. Gambling and Casino Anecdotes (07:00 – 12:00)

The conversation shifts to gambling, specifically baccarat, which both Tim and Andrew enjoy. Bobby explains his reluctance to gamble, citing a lack of skill and fear of addiction. They share stories about casino experiences, including a notorious incident where Norm Macdonald allegedly lost $850,000 in 12 hours.

Notable Quote:

• Andrew Santino (09:00): “He lost $850,000 in 12 hours.”

4. VIP Treatment at Restaurants (12:00 – 18:00)

Bobby recounts a frustrating experience of being banned from a restaurant after a disastrous gambling trip. The discussion delves into the dynamics of celebrity treatment in high-end establishments versus regular eateries.

Notable Quote:

• Bobby Lee (15:00): “Everyone in the lobby recognized me.”

5. Movie Discussions and Personal Experiences (18:00 – 24:00)

The hosts talk about recent movies they've watched, including "Splitting Up Together" and "Joker." They express mixed feelings about the films and share personal anecdotes related to acting and production challenges. Bobby apologizes for a previous comment about machete trails, clarifying it wasn’t meant offensively.

Notable Quote:

• Andrew Santino (23:07): “It's a high school party, and it was not a civil war.”

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6. Tragic Events and Mourning (51:00 – 60:00)

Post-advertisements, the conversation becomes somber as the hosts discuss the Korean Air crash and the emotional toll it took on survivors and victims' families. They reflect on cultural differences in mourning practices, with Bobby suggesting that Koreans place a higher emphasis on honoring the deceased.

Notable Quote:

• Tim Dillon (54:00): “It’s a regenerative journey.”

7. Air Travel Safety and Personal Fears (60:00 – 70:00)

Tim shares a harrowing personal experience involving a turbulent flight where the landing was particularly stressful. The discussion highlights the inherent fears associated with flying, especially during landing, which Tim describes as the most dangerous phase of a flight.

Notable Quote:

• Tim Dillon (62:00): “I think it’ll pass without incident.”

8. Political Commentary and January 6th Reflection (70:00 – 80:00)

The hosts delve into political issues, comparing the January 6th events to wild high school parties. They critique the handling of political unrest and express skepticism about future events surrounding presidential inaugurations. The conversation includes satirical remarks about political figures and media representations.

Notable Quote:

• Andrew Santino (75:00): “We're the wildest reality show we've ever lived.”

9. Upcoming Projects and Creative Ventures (80:00 – End)

Wrapping up the episode, Bobby announces their latest endeavor: a pilot for an R-rated game show. The hosts express excitement about having creative control and discuss the challenges of producing content independently. They reminisce about past projects and joke about the complexities of the entertainment industry.

Notable Quote:

• Bobby Lee (85:00): “We're doing an R-rated game show that's only for the wildest cats out there.”

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Conclusion

Episode 425 of "The Tim Dillon Show" offers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and candid discussions on various topics ranging from fashion and gambling to tragic events and political commentary. Tim, Bobby, and Andrew provide listeners with an engaging and multifaceted conversation, enriched with their unique comedic perspectives and genuine reflections.

Notable Closing Quote:

• Tim Dillon (90:00): “Thank you for coming.”

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This summary captures the essence of the episode, highlighting key discussions and memorable quotes to provide a comprehensive overview for those who haven't listened to the episode.

Transcript

[Tim Dillon]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Bobby Lee. Andrew Santino, the host of the Bad Friends podcast. Thank you for coming. I can't see because of all the fog.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. I mean, it.

[Tim Dillon]

It's too. It's. It's too. There's. It's steamed up and fogged up.

[Bobby Lee]

Optimus Primes sunglasses.

[Tim Dillon]

I got these in. In Las Vegas. People said they were good.

[Andrew Santino]

Which people?

[Tim Dillon]

The guy at the store.

[Bobby Lee]

The black guy, you said.

[Tim Dillon]

And a lot of Asian. There was an Asian in the store?

[Bobby Lee]

Let me tell you something about Asians.

[Tim Dillon]

Yes. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Let me tell you something about Asians.

[Bobby Lee]

He knows a lot about Asians.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But I'm going to tell you something about it, because I am one.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

If you don't know my friend, I do. Okay. It depends on what kind.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Tim Dillon]

Interesting.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right. Which kind? Told you.

[Bobby Lee]

What kind of Asian? Told you.

[Tim Dillon]

I don't know. Baggy pants, big belt, a lot of zippers.

[Bobby Lee]

That's the right kind. That's the right kind. That's what Thought that was the right kind.

[Andrew Santino]

That is true.

[Tim Dillon]

That's what I thought.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I thought you were gonna do the machete one with the. You know, the brown shorts are all cut up. No, no, no shoes. Those. They don't know nothing.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah, those ones, I'm. I'm.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I mean, if you wanna. If you want to make a trail in Vietnam. I'm not saying that that's the kind.

[Tim Dillon]

No, for sure. No. These were fashionable ones in Vegas with like, lot like big coats on.

[Andrew Santino]

This is Balenciaga.

[Bobby Lee]

Good ones.

[Tim Dillon]

You ever see those ones with like a huge coat, like it's the Nutcracker, where they could open it and there'd be others. Like, it's that type of coach.

[Andrew Santino]

This Balenciaga.

[Tim Dillon]

These are Balenciaga, but they're. They're. They're not really.

[Andrew Santino]

What's the price point on these things?

[Tim Dillon]

I don't. It's sixteen hundred dollars.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, there's.

[Tim Dillon]

It's silly.

[Andrew Santino]

How much do you get paid a month for the show?

[Tim Dillon]

70,000.

[Andrew Santino]

No way.

[Bobby Lee]

There's no way.

[Tim Dillon]

No. He gets paid a lot. He gets paid. He gets paid six figures. Not a month, but a year.

[Andrew Santino]

A year.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Good for you, dude. Do you get Balenciaga sunglasses?

[Tim Dillon]

No, but I bought him sneakers.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, sneakers.

[Tim Dillon]

Nice ones.

[Bobby Lee]

Golden Glue. Golden Goose, Not Golden Goose.

[Tim Dillon]

We got. We got n. They're Nikes, but nice Nikes.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know.

[Tim Dillon]

We don't start with Golden Goose here. What is he Nikki Glazer. We're giving him golden goose. What do you think about the Golden Globes? She's going to kill it.

[Andrew Santino]

I think so. She's done it 100.

[Tim Dillon]

I've seen it a bunch. And she's killing it.

[Andrew Santino]

Literally 108, bro.

[Bobby Lee]

Her work ethic, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

It's stupid.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. She's got Asian work ethic.

[Tim Dillon]

She has tiger mom work ethic.

[Bobby Lee]

She really does.

[Tim Dillon]

I'm gonna take these.

[Bobby Lee]

And she would do like three or four sets a night.

[Andrew Santino]

Five. Sometimes she.

[Bobby Lee]

Five.

[Andrew Santino]

Absurd. You would never. We would never.

[Tim Dillon]

I would never do that. I would do it three times and then I would say, I don't want to hate the jokes, so I'm gonna stop trying.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, if you do it too many times, you can't blame the writers. At some point, you can't blame the writers. So if you do it little, you can blame the writers.

[Tim Dillon]

I like that.

[Andrew Santino]

Right? You do it less, you blame them, you do it more. It's you.

[Tim Dillon]

You did it right.

[Andrew Santino]

We saw her do it. We did Ice House store. She went to the Improv.

[Tim Dillon]

The f. I've seen her in every room doing it.

[Andrew Santino]

Unbelievable.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to apologize about the Machete Trails thing earlier.

[Andrew Santino]

Of course, it's already out.

[Bobby Lee]

But everyone knew.

[Tim Dillon]

Everyone knew what you meant.

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't know. I didn't mean anything. But I was. I haven't two hours of sleep.

[Tim Dillon]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

And when I. In retrospect, I go, no, everyone. Everyone would know. All Asians would know about your glasses.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah. No, no, no. And we. I didn't. When you said machete, I didn't even think you meant a real machete. I thought you meant like.

[Bobby Lee]

It was like. Oh, like a figur speech. Okay.

[Tim Dillon]

Just describing a certain type of personality.

[Andrew Santino]

When you go to Vegas, you gamble too or. No.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah. Baccarat.

[Andrew Santino]

You are Asian.

[Tim Dillon]

I play baccarat.

[Andrew Santino]

That is. That's Asian game. You majong.

[Tim Dillon]

I don't do that.

[Bobby Lee]

I do.

[Tim Dillon]

Bakarat is the best ads. Best odds in the casino. Because it's 50. 50.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Tim Dillon]

And it's a fun game.

[Andrew Santino]

You do banker always or player Always.

[Tim Dillon]

Banker.

[Andrew Santino]

Always banker.

[Tim Dillon]

I always bet banker.

[Andrew Santino]

Me too.

[Tim Dillon]

Bakarat. I like it. It's fun and it's a game. You can sit for an hour or two and have fun and you're up a few and down a few.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby doesn't gamble. I. But you know what's. Well, you gamble in life, I guess less so than on a table.

[Tim Dillon]

No gambling at all.

[Bobby Lee]

That's right.

[Andrew Santino]

Can't I have.

[Bobby Lee]

I'M just not good at it.

[Andrew Santino]

But you're also an addict. You can't get trapped.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I can't get trapped under so much money.

[Tim Dillon]

I'm an addict, too. But I'm confident I won't get addicted to Bakarat.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a greatest last.

[Tim Dillon]

That's one. That's one thing. I go, if I do get addicted to Bakker, like, that's how it should end.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you hear those rumors. You hear those rumors of comics, and I'm not speaking ill of the dead because he's the best, but I heard stories that Norm would make them give him a check to the casino to play out.

[Tim Dillon]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, like, instead of, like, pay me, just pay me in chips or whatever.

[Tim Dillon]

Pay me in chips.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know if that's a true story, but I love the idea that.

[Bobby Lee]

He was like, do you remember my dice story?

[Andrew Santino]

No, what?

[Bobby Lee]

I was working the back door in the late 90s. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

The late 90s.

[Bobby Lee]

The late 90s, man. What's so funny, guy?

[Andrew Santino]

It's all right.

[Tim Dillon]

That's just the late 90s. I didn't know if that was like a period of time, like a dimension we couldn't access as white people. I was like, oh, the light 90s.

[Bobby Lee]

So we're. I'm working the back door. I don't know dice at all. He comes up to me and he goes, hey, Ching. That's what he used to call me.

[Tim Dillon]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

But not in a racist way.

[Tim Dillon]

No, no, not at all.

[Bobby Lee]

It was cha ching.

[Tim Dillon]

Cha ching.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. He's like, it's not racist. Cha Ching.

[Tim Dillon]

Money guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Money guy.

[Tim Dillon]

Gotcha.

[Bobby Lee]

He goes, cha Ching. I go, bobby Ching. And then he goes, we're going. I go. Going where? He goes to Vegas. He went to the management and goes, I'm taking the little Chinese guy. He didn't know I was Korean.

[Tim Dillon]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

To Vegas right now. So I literally. No. No toothbrush, no clothes, no problem. I literally get on a plane with them. He goes, you're good luck. He lost $850,000 in 12 hours. And then when we got back, he didn't talk to me for three years.

[Tim Dillon]

Of course.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, it was a nightmare.

[Andrew Santino]

Was that your fault?

[Bobby Lee]

I think so. I gave him that energy there.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And it was the first time where I go, oh, stars can do anything. Because we were at the gate at lax.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And he just lit up a cigarette.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

At the gate.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I go, you can do that? He goes, I can. And he's just smoking, but he can. And Then they said, put it out and just threw it and pop. Right. That's amazing.

[Andrew Santino]

That day is gone, by the way.

[Tim Dillon]

That day is gone.

[Andrew Santino]

And you'll see that in the Golden Globes tonight, I'm sure. Yeah, those days are dead.

[Tim Dillon]

You. You don't have the power you used to have.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but where? We got to get the power back, like Public Enemy said.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no. Well, that's not what they were talking about.

[Tim Dillon]

They didn't mean that.

[Bobby Lee]

They were talking about that.

[Tim Dillon]

They didn't mean that.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't really know their lyrics.

[Andrew Santino]

One out.

[Bobby Lee]

What do they mean then? Teach me.

[Tim Dillon]

Well, I think they meant more power to the people. And I don't think they were talking about, like, Jennifer Aniston. Yeah, but my guess, you don't.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't think they were fighting for. For the Hollywood elites to get power back?

[Tim Dillon]

It's my guess they weren't referring to Tilda Swinton.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so, Tim, let me ask you a question, friend. Okay. And I want you your little advice.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Please.

[Bobby Lee]

Please. Yeah, I'm with the date.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

We go to Boiling Crab.

[Andrew Santino]

Why do you like that place so much in Hollywood?

[Tim Dillon]

Boiling Crab?

[Bobby Lee]

No, we went to one in Northridge.

[Andrew Santino]

He loves that. He loves Boiling Crab.

[Bobby Lee]

I love crabs. Boiled.

[Andrew Santino]

He loves boiled crab.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, okay. And that's my thing. So anyway, it's great. So the one in Hawaii, Tim. Yeah. Okay. For years, I've been doing selfies there. You've seen my selfies?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Boiling crap.

[Andrew Santino]

I know they owe you money.

[Bobby Lee]

They owe me money. Then the corporate right would text me back, like, DM me back, and go, thank you for publicizing. I take a date to the Northern. Everyone in the lobby that's look good. Everyone in the lobby recognized me. Right. Okay. Staff. I still had to wait an hour and a half. What?

[Tim Dillon]

That's not right.

[Bobby Lee]

Gonna be honest.

[Tim Dillon]

No, that's not right.

[Bobby Lee]

I take the power back.

[Tim Dillon]

Well, the reality is you need a contact at the restaurant.

[Andrew Santino]

He doesn't get in like that.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't get in that way.

[Andrew Santino]

He walks in and he wants them to go, Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, no, no, no. That.

[Andrew Santino]

That is. That is.

[Tim Dillon]

That's like.

[Bobby Lee]

No, what I'm saying is, is that maybe 45 minutes.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah, no, that's. No, no, no. You shouldn't wait at all, Bobby. You can't say, I'll wait 45 minutes, because then you're just saying, I'll wait an hour and a half.

[Andrew Santino]

It's the same thing.

[Tim Dillon]

It's the same thing. You need a contact at the restaurant where you have a table when you walk in. Ah.

[Bobby Lee]

Up.

[Tim Dillon]

It's a whole thing.

[Andrew Santino]

He doesn't. He doesn't create these relationships. That's. It's kind of what I like. But we will walk into places together on the road, and his energy immediately gets us where we need to go.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a pure energy that you don't even know anything about. And I'm going to tell you something else, my friend.

[Andrew Santino]

Tim. This is for you to learn.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna teach you some right now.

[Tim Dillon]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

In Idaho. Remember we were in Idaho. Whatever.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

We had a guy call a fancy restaurant, and then not only did they say no, they go, we don't even want these guys in the building.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Tim Dillon]

Really?

[Andrew Santino]

They were not. They were not interested. So rude.

[Tim Dillon]

What's that place called?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't remember.

[Bobby Lee]

Why.

[Tim Dillon]

Why do you think that that is?

[Bobby Lee]

He's only got a brand of humor. They're like. They're more bar people. I guess they were.

[Andrew Santino]

They were Nate fans. They had a banner of him in the front lobby.

[Tim Dillon]

But it's odd that they would ban you from the rest.

[Andrew Santino]

They just didn't want. They didn't care to host us, is what they say.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, they didn't care.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. Which is which? We. That's fine. At least we know where we stand with these people.

[Tim Dillon]

That's interesting.

[Andrew Santino]

Then there's places we go that are very. We call and say, hey, the show gets out late.

[Bobby Lee]

They suck our dicks.

[Andrew Santino]

Is there any way we can pay you to keep it open? Because we'll bring a crew of people.

[Tim Dillon]

There are restaurants where I'm not nice.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

And allowed.

[Bobby Lee]

We're in la. Where in LA you're treated nice.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. I know his spots.

[Tim Dillon]

No. Boo. Malibu. They're good to me usually, but occasionally. Sometimes they can't be.

[Andrew Santino]

Ocean prime loves you.

[Tim Dillon]

Ocean prime loves me.

[Andrew Santino]

He's VIP there.

[Tim Dillon]

I love an Ocean Prime.

[Andrew Santino]

You go with this guy, you treat you like a royalty.

[Bobby Lee]

You never take me to Ocean Prime.

[Tim Dillon]

Well, because I go there and you know who's sitting next to me at the table next to me is latoya Jackson. If you want to live that life, you come with me. You want to eat shrimp cocktail with me and latoya Jackson, because that's what's left. Everything's all Hollywood stars. Here's what's left.

[Andrew Santino]

Latoya.

[Tim Dillon]

Latoya Jackson and myself eating shellfish in the afternoon. That's what it's here. Now. How about bringing the tour buses around? Let's Bring them around and they can see it.

[Bobby Lee]

So ocean prime.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Nobu, Malibu. What else?

[Tim Dillon]

Austria Moza. Nancy Silverton's joint in. On. On Melrose and Highland. The Fountain Room at the Beverly Hills Hotel. That little diner.

[Andrew Santino]

Polo Lounge.

[Tim Dillon]

That's great. Polo Lounge.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That's a good one.

[Andrew Santino]

He's exclusive at every place that. That people.

[Bobby Lee]

There's some places he probably doesn't get treated well, though.

[Tim Dillon]

Of course.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I bet your buffets.

[Tim Dillon]

No, it's young, like. Sure, but they don't. Well, what buffet in LA would not have.

[Bobby Lee]

It wasn't a fat thing.

[Tim Dillon]

It was just. What was it?

[Andrew Santino]

If it wasn't. If it wasn't.

[Tim Dillon]

But wouldn't.

[Bobby Lee]

It came out fat. But it was more like. I just assumed.

[Tim Dillon]

But wouldn't they. Don't they want to have people at the buffets?

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no, no.

[Tim Dillon]

They do, though.

[Andrew Santino]

No, they want me there because I'm not gonna eat that much.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but you.

[Tim Dillon]

But they know you're not going.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

They've made peace with her.

[Tim Dillon]

They made peace with her.

[Bobby Lee]

Sorry. I'm sorry about that.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby's got a confidence now that I'm in love with because the Ozempic, or I'm sorry, the other one, whatever it's called. We go. Has kicked in. He's lost a significant amount of weight. His confidence is through the roof. The dating pool is expanded. Yeah, he's got this vibe to him of like a kind of. He's a little bit into, like, a high school bully again. Oh, he's got the swagger of a high school bully.

[Bobby Lee]

You want me to put you in a locker?

[Tim Dillon]

See, that's good.

[Andrew Santino]

He'll do it.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll put you in a locker and put your. Wedgie.

[Andrew Santino]

If there's a locker nearby, he will throw someone in.

[Tim Dillon]

But that's. I like the idea of that. Of you kind of embracing kind of.

[Andrew Santino]

That tough guy image.

[Tim Dillon]

Tough guy?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm a bully, bro.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah. So just starting fights.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Like, I would pick you up upside down, stick your head in the toilet, but you're too fat.

[Tim Dillon]

Like I would.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, that's.

[Tim Dillon]

That's uncalled for.

[Andrew Santino]

Not me.

[Tim Dillon]

It's uncalled for.

[Bobby Lee]

I cross the line again.

[Tim Dillon]

What medication makes that okay? That's. That's not. There's no way that.

[Bobby Lee]

No, sorry. Yeah, that was my bad.

[Tim Dillon]

Somebody better sue that company from the Netherlands. What is it? Novo Nordic.

[Andrew Santino]

Side effect of Wegovy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's the side effect. I'm sorry.

[Andrew Santino]

You get delusions. Of grandeur.

[Tim Dillon]

A side effect of Wegovy is just abusing people in the streets.

[Andrew Santino]

We go, he does have. He did have some bad side effects on the first one.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Ozempic.

[Andrew Santino]

He threw up for, like, four days straight.

[Bobby Lee]

It was gnarly.

[Andrew Santino]

It was unbelievable. We have footage of it. It's like the shot we're doing a promo.

[Tim Dillon]

You have footage of the vomiting.

[Andrew Santino]

We were shooting. A promo is epic.

[Tim Dillon]

For vomiting.

[Andrew Santino]

For tour. And legitimately, he threw up for like an entire, like, 30 to 40 seconds straight.

[Bobby Lee]

Straight 48 hours of constant vomiting.

[Andrew Santino]

It was wild to watch.

[Tim Dillon]

Interesting.

[Andrew Santino]

It's cool to see it go.

[Bobby Lee]

Tell you what happened. Can I tell you what happened? Yeah, guy.

[Tim Dillon]

It's like Santa Clarita diet where she becomes a zombie.

[Andrew Santino]

He's close.

[Tim Dillon]

The first 48 hours, she just vomits.

[Andrew Santino]

Underrated show, by the way.

[Tim Dillon]

Was a great show.

[Andrew Santino]

I loved it.

[Tim Dillon]

Was it great?

[Andrew Santino]

You didn't watch it?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's a squid game too.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, we both watch together that we like, that we want to talk about.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We both separately went to the theater to go watch.

[Bobby Lee]

Talk about it.

[Andrew Santino]

Bob Dylan. A complete un.

[Bobby Lee]

Or.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm sorry, how was it?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Complete unknown. Complete unknown.

[Andrew Santino]

Honestly.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, go first. I'll go the second.

[Andrew Santino]

Huge crush on that kid.

[Tim Dillon]

Everyone's saying that it's a great movie.

[Andrew Santino]

He's. He's fantastic. She's good.

[Bobby Lee]

Monica Barbero.

[Andrew Santino]

Monica Joz. Monica B. Is that her name? She's fantastic. The movie's great. It's just. You just give the kid credit because he did it. I can't believe he did it.

[Bobby Lee]

I worked with Monica Barbara.

[Tim Dillon]

Well, why wouldn't he do it, though?

[Andrew Santino]

Was she splitting up together?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, she was on Splitting Up Together.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And even then I knew, oh, I'm never gonna see this person again.

[Andrew Santino]

Now here's why.

[Tim Dillon]

She was just. Good.

[Bobby Lee]

Because she got Maverick while we're shooting.

[Andrew Santino]

Here's why that. Here's why he should have.

[Tim Dillon]

I've never had that experience with anyone. I've been on set with. Everyone I'm on set with, I go, I will see them again, probably at the improv. Like, I know it's going down. Everyone I've done a film with, I'm like, it's going bad for them.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

And it's gonna get so bad where they call. They start calling me and asking me questions.

[Andrew Santino]

I have a reversal of that. Yeah, I have. I have one that she was a. Not even a regular. She was kind of like. Was trying to make her a regular. They kind of Lied to her. And she didn't have a lot of air time on I did that I'm Dying up Here show.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And afterwards, she exploded. She's on that Jenny and Georgia show. Brianne Howe is her name. Huge, dude.

[Tim Dillon]

So she's huge. She's.

[Andrew Santino]

She was a waitress on our show. Barely featured.

[Tim Dillon]

And by the way, she's great.

[Andrew Santino]

She's fantastic.

[Tim Dillon]

She just did Jenny and Georgia. She's great in that.

[Andrew Santino]

So good.

[Tim Dillon]

She just did that new Schumer thing.

[Andrew Santino]

She's so good. But that's a story. Like, wow. She flipped the. She was so downtrodden from the show, not putting her on the air. And then afterwards, I thought, I wonder how she's doing. And, you know, 80 million followers on.

[Tim Dillon]

Instagram, sometimes it just turns.

[Andrew Santino]

It flipped fast.

[Tim Dillon]

It flipped.

[Andrew Santino]

We're waiting for that flip.

[Tim Dillon]

I think Gaga is flipped with Joker. I think it's done.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's over.

[Tim Dillon]

I believe it's over.

[Andrew Santino]

She had.

[Bobby Lee]

She went the other way.

[Tim Dillon]

I believe she's on set with me. It's over.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not true.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I believe.

[Bobby Lee]

I know that. Tim, Tim, Tim.

[Andrew Santino]

Who else were you on camera with that fel. That could fall, potentially.

[Tim Dillon]

I think Joaquin will survive. I think Brendan Gleason's out. I think he's back to Ireland.

[Andrew Santino]

That's it. Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

Sorry. Love him, but I think we've had enough of that. That, folks, he kind of like hot Arter. Sing a song for us. Not next. And I think Gaga's done, but go on.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, I want to say something. Okay. Number two. Okay. Number one, I know people that like that movie the Joker.

[Tim Dillon]

Whoa.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Cool.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. We also. It could be one of those movies. It might stand the test of time, and 10 years from now, it could be genius.

[Tim Dillon]

No, no, I'm just. By the way, I thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. And also, I want to say something about a complete unknown, because I didn't say my opinion.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, please.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Say it.

[Tim Dillon]

We want to hear it. He looks good.

[Andrew Santino]

He looks real good.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so first of all, Monica Barbera was also a guest star on Splitting Up Together. She wasn't, you know, a regular.

[Andrew Santino]

And now look at her.

[Bobby Lee]

She's killing it. And number two, let me tell you about a complete unknown. Yeah, Okay. I didn't want to go. My friend Gene wanted to go.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

We sat in the theater. I'm a huge Bob Dylan fan. Always have been.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. As soon as you see him on screen, you go, oh, this is gonna be good.

[Andrew Santino]

It's Bob Dylan, it looks like he kills it, right?

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah, that's what I've heard.

[Bobby Lee]

Better than Rami Malachi. He did great as Queen, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Two completely different things.

[Bobby Lee]

Austin Butler, great. Elvis, right?

[Andrew Santino]

I liked it.

[Tim Dillon]

I liked it.

[Bobby Lee]

I liked it. I liked it, I liked it.

[Andrew Santino]

But I'll tell you good.

[Bobby Lee]

This dude kills it. It.

[Andrew Santino]

We went to. We went to Graceland. Yeah, this felt real good. We went to Graceland. The woman giving us a tour was shocked because teenage kids were there, high school kids, college kids.

[Tim Dillon]

And they're like, yeah, what are they doing?

[Andrew Santino]

But. But they're looking at us and they're.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, no, you were the only one there.

[Andrew Santino]

Me and the crew. He was sleeping. But they were like, bad friends. Bad friends. The woman give us the tour goes, I don't. I'm sorry, I don't know who you are. And I was like, oh, we just do a podcast. And she goes, you know, that's weird. People know you here. I had Austin Butler here. Not one person recognized him or said hello. And that felt.

[Bobby Lee]

Andrew Santino is bigger than Austin.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right. I'll say it. I'll say. That felt so good.

[Tim Dillon]

It felt good.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. It felt real nice.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah. Closed off. They were recording us. The day they're doing the Golden Globes, they've closed off, like, I don't know, 17 blocks. It feels excessive.

[Andrew Santino]

It's too many.

[Tim Dillon]

It feels excessive. I said to the cops, I go, is this a prime terrorist threat? Is this. If you want to hurt America, you bomb the Golden Globes?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, well, that's actually.

[Tim Dillon]

You know what I mean.

[Bobby Lee]

That's an international. No, you do the Academy Awards.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah. I mean, I just don't think the Golden Globes are a real threat.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Look at all the street closures.

[Tim Dillon]

I mean, it's crazy.

[Andrew Santino]

They want to shut the whole city down.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Tim Dillon]

The whole thing is insane.

[Andrew Santino]

But this is. But this is.

[Tim Dillon]

The comics have done that gig. It's a tough gig, right? Coy had a tough time, like.

[Bobby Lee]

And it's.

[Tim Dillon]

Because it's a weird gig.

[Bobby Lee]

It depends how you see it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but that's different. Joe got that gig with a month before airing, right?

[Tim Dillon]

No. No. I'm not even blaming him. I would never want it. It's like the worst gig ever.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a weird.

[Bobby Lee]

Would you take it?

[Tim Dillon]

I wouldn't.

[Bobby Lee]

Would you take it?

[Andrew Santino]

They would never ask.

[Bobby Lee]

They would never ask in hypothetically.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Because it's not. The hypothetical. Is that they would. But I wouldn't belong in. No, I don't.

[Tim Dillon]

I don't I don't think it would make sense for me to do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Why would.

[Bobby Lee]

I would do billboards if that was still around?

[Tim Dillon]

I would. There's things. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know. I would do People's Choice. Did they do. Does the Apollo have award ceremony? I would love Soul Train Awards.

[Tim Dillon]

Soul Train Awards. There was a skirmish at one of them recently. Was it kind of a melee?

[Andrew Santino]

By the way, the best white word about an all black fight is a skirmish.

[Tim Dillon]

Skirmish.

[Andrew Santino]

There's a skirmish out there. Something happened that was like, this is my buddy.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Was on the train in Chicago and he hears these two dudes are on the. On the subway. And the one guy's like, hey, yo. And he recognizes his friend. He goes, oh, what's up, man? He goes, emma, whatever happened to Charles or whatever the guy's name was? Because whatever happened to Charles? He goes, oh, man, Charles is dead, man. And the guy goes, oh, shit. What happened? And real calmly he goes, it was a dispute.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Validated. And like he asked like as if it was like, oh, yeah, it was no big deal. Hosting 2025 Golden Gloves. Joe Coy bombing and roast. And roasting Amelia Perez. I don't even know what I was watching. What is that? She's commenting about it. Yeah. Who's. That's her quote about.

[Bobby Lee]

It's so unfair.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, why. But why would she comment about Joe's performance prior. That's her quote.

[Tim Dillon]

I don't know if that's her quote.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, no. But it does say. I don't even know what I was watching. I think, look. Learning from Joe Coy bombing and roasting Amelia Perez. See, I wouldn't. That's the thing. I don't want to do the. I wouldn't want to do this because I don't. We have no business in that business.

[Tim Dillon]

I have no business there.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, that's the thing is like the same thing with the. The politicians.

[Tim Dillon]

If they were giving awards out at Mar a Lago. Oh, you were there and they wanted a host.

[Andrew Santino]

You.

[Tim Dillon]

It. Let's. This is. This makes sense.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

The Golden Globes, not so much.

[Andrew Santino]

What could me and Bob host? Genuinely. What public. What public?

[Tim Dillon]

I think they're very fun. Tech awards.

[Andrew Santino]

Tech awards would be fun.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Pep Boys. If they had a. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Stop doing it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Like.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Autozone's got a whole new.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, something like that. I hosted the Asian Excellence Awards twice.

[Tim Dillon]

That's pretty cool.

[Andrew Santino]

So funny to me, dude.

[Tim Dillon]

Where do they have that?

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, man. Hey, man.

[Andrew Santino]

Din Tai Fung. Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

Where does the Asian words happen?

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, man. Hey, man. You, man.

[Andrew Santino]

Mr. Chows outside of Mr. Chows on Beverly and is.

[Tim Dillon]

It's awkward.

[Bobby Lee]

It was at the Wiltern. Is that good enough?

[Tim Dillon]

Well, that's good.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, Can I also say something else, dude?

[Tim Dillon]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

You think it was just a bunch of Asians?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. Tarantino did a thing.

[Andrew Santino]

He's Asian.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Danny DeVito did a thing.

[Andrew Santino]

These guys are all Asian.

[Bobby Lee]

He smelled like an Asian, right?

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Ralph Macchio.

[Andrew Santino]

Was there another Asian?

[Tim Dillon]

Pretty cool. Well, he's to be there.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

If Ralph Macchio doesn't show up for the Asians, that's crazy. Of course. Yeah. Ralph Macchio is coming out for the Asians.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

Thank you. He should say thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

So would you, for your culture, Google a photo of me at the Asian Excellence?

[Tim Dillon]

Please Google a photo for me. And by the way, you should have done it already because.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

Asian Excellence Awards alliteration.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And did you enjoy.

[Tim Dillon]

Was it fun? Good experience.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, let me see if there's a photo on there. There's. Oh, there.

[Tim Dillon]

That.

[Bobby Lee]

That's one. Yeah. No, that one right there. You know that with Kelly, Hugh. Who? That one. No, it's the first row. Well, that was it. Yeah, yeah. No shirt. You know, that's how I do it.

[Tim Dillon]

2008.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

But Kreischer, ladies and gentlemen.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, crazy. It's hard to do award seem tough. Also, there wasn't televised. And no one really was that.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you. Did you read off a cue card?

[Bobby Lee]

What are you supposed to be saying?

[Andrew Santino]

Were you reading cue cards?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's wild.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

The Netflix roast that we all just did, it was fun.

[Andrew Santino]

How was that?

[Tim Dillon]

It was an abomination, but it was fun. We had fun. I love Mark and Sam, and we all had.

[Bobby Lee]

You've never done a roast haul.

[Tim Dillon]

It wasn't a real roast. It wasn't a real roast. It was roasting the year. It wasn't a roast. Like, it wasn't a real thing. It was like, we roasted the year.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Tim Dillon]

So they weren't roasting topics.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, they asked us to do it like drones.

[Tim Dillon]

They asked us to do it kind of. I said I would do it if they let me dress up. Like the CEO got shot. And they did. And I didn't think they would. It was.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I saw that.

[Tim Dillon]

It was one of those things where I said. I said to my manager, I go, let's just. They'll never let this happen, so I won't have to do it. And Then they. They actually let it happen.

[Andrew Santino]

It was fantastic.

[Tim Dillon]

So then I had to do it.

[Andrew Santino]

They asked us to do it. We said, no, thank you. They did, but we're also. We're not.

[Tim Dillon]

I know. Thank you is the right move.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, they were Netflix. We're both doing Hulu stuff too, so I just. I feel like that was a weird. I was like, I don't want to.

[Bobby Lee]

I would have done a Netflix if they asked.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah, they did.

[Andrew Santino]

We said no.

[Bobby Lee]

No. A special.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. This wasn't a special.

[Tim Dillon]

I'm just saying this was not a special.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And then Jeff announced that he has cancer.

[Tim Dillon]

Well, he's better now.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh.

[Andrew Santino]

So he's gone. He beat it.

[Tim Dillon]

He beat it.

[Bobby Lee]

I knew when he had it. I texted him. I was so concerned, once you have it, that he got rid of it.

[Tim Dillon]

Who?

[Bobby Lee]

Eddie Pepitone.

[Tim Dillon]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, like two weeks ago. Some. At a party. And he goes, I was meaning to tell you, but I couldn't tell you, but I got it out. I go, what? He goes, I had colon cancer.

[Tim Dillon]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know if I should even say that out loud because it's kind of private, but.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you think?

[Andrew Santino]

Did he tell you not to talk about it?

[Bobby Lee]

He never said anything, so that was fine. Are you sure?

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah, because it's. It's heroic. It's a hero's journey.

[Andrew Santino]

He won.

[Tim Dillon]

He won.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you won.

[Andrew Santino]

And we love. And we all love Eddie.

[Tim Dillon]

We love him. He's the bad. He's my favorite guy.

[Bobby Lee]

I love him so much. Yeah, but, you know, that's. It's so sad. I mean, you can. I mean, you know, we should be more mindful and more grateful that we're around each other and alive.

[Tim Dillon]

Yes. Well, that never happens. Yeah, well, it's always that thing where you, you know, you ever. You're in bad turbulence on a plane or you're. Whatever. Whatever it is where you feel like you've had a brush with that, it never sticks. No, because the human condition is to be petty and small minded. Because you can't think about the big things all the time. You'll become insufferable.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Can we do a moment of silence for the Korean air crash?

[Tim Dillon]

Oh, yes. I didn't even realize.

[Andrew Santino]

For which. For what?

[Bobby Lee]

The Korean. The Korean air crash.

[Tim Dillon]

The one that went off the Runway into the building.

[Andrew Santino]

It wasn't Korean air.

[Bobby Lee]

It was Jeju air.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Jeju.

[Tim Dillon]

It was Jeju.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a Korean.

[Andrew Santino]

They're like our spirit.

[Bobby Lee]

It happened in Korea.

[Andrew Santino]

All Right.

[Tim Dillon]

It was. That was sad.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, let's do a moment to say Crane Air Force.

[Tim Dillon]

And I want to ask you something very seriously. Did you know anyone on the plane? I meant because I'm asking you.

[Andrew Santino]

Chances are high. To be honest, I don't know if.

[Tim Dillon]

You know anyone on the plane. And I'm trying to because it is a terrible thing.

[Andrew Santino]

It's awful.

[Bobby Lee]

No. Well, Tim, we're not doing it yet.

[Tim Dillon]

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[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Now did they blame. They blamed the barrier, right? Didn't they say the barrier.

[Tim Dillon]

They actually blamed the wall.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, the wall.

[Tim Dillon]

They blamed the wall.

[Andrew Santino]

It wasn't anything. It wasn't the malfunction.

[Tim Dillon]

That was the wall.

[Bobby Lee]

If that wall wasn't there, it wouldn't explain exploded.

[Tim Dillon]

No, the plane would just keep going.

[Bobby Lee]

Keep going.

[Tim Dillon]

Slow down nicely.

[Bobby Lee]

Slow down nicely.

[Andrew Santino]

Say that phrase again. If the wall wasn't there.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

This wouldn't have happened.

[Bobby Lee]

This would have happened.

[Andrew Santino]

This is the Israel, Palestine thing all over again.

[Tim Dillon]

There we go. That's a tough. That's a tough photo. Just the tail. Just a charred tail of a plane.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm going to show you a photo.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm going to by the way, you know, photo of the year of 2025 already.

[Tim Dillon]

What do you think is the burning.

[Andrew Santino]

Cyber truck outside of Trump Tower? I want it framed in my house.

[Tim Dillon]

It's huge.

[Andrew Santino]

It's beautiful. The cyber truck on fire outside of Trump Tower. It's golden. It's gorgeous. It's just like what a per that. Look at how Good. That photo is.

[Tim Dillon]

It's a great.

[Andrew Santino]

I want that in my living room.

[Tim Dillon]

Something's up with that. I don't know what.

[Andrew Santino]

We're not there yet.

[Tim Dillon]

We're not there yet.

[Andrew Santino]

We're. They're planning it. There's more to come.

[Tim Dillon]

I, I, Something feels weird about the whole time we're in. That's a beautiful animal.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, tell them about the story of the animal.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what?

[Andrew Santino]

This, he texted me yesterday.

[Tim Dillon]

Was that dog on the plane?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Tim Dillon]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

This dog, he was flying the plane.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

This was lunch.

[Bobby Lee]

You're not gonna eat me? No.

[Andrew Santino]

Shibu Inu crashes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. No, this dog had nine family members on that flight that died. And now he's just sitting there at the airport going where? Everybody. No, I'm just. This is the dog, everybody.

[Tim Dillon]

So the dog, the, the dog wasn't on the flight?

[Bobby Lee]

No, he was at the airport.

[Tim Dillon]

You.

[Bobby Lee]

Know, and like, and then what is it? You're allowed to eat them now? Maybe. I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you can.

[Tim Dillon]

Well, it's, it is. It is, actually. That's, it's so super, by the way. Do we, it's like, it's one of those things. Do we even need to know this? It's like we're making it even sadder.

[Bobby Lee]

Why do.

[Tim Dillon]

Who's doing this?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

A plane incinerated, hundreds of people died. And we need to find this story.

[Andrew Santino]

Who wrote that? People magazine.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

It's crazy. I listen to this. There are many people who mourn the deceased family and want to help Pudding by adopting him. This dog's name is Pudding and its entire family was burned alive in a plane. That's what you're working if you're a journalist. That's what you're doing now, by the.

[Andrew Santino]

Way, a little controversial.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sure there's a turtle there. Like, why don't I get coverage?

[Tim Dillon]

Of course.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, of course. Maybe someone that had a frog.

[Tim Dillon]

Oh, my God. This is very.

[Bobby Lee]

That's an.

[Tim Dillon]

Listen to this. They never returned, the organization wrote. And the empty house they left behind was haunted by their five year old grandpa's pet dog, Pudding. Pudding would stare at every car that drove into town and the locals would feed him out of sympathy for the loss of his family.

[Bobby Lee]

That's sad.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, it's terrible. The name is terrible, too.

[Tim Dillon]

Pudding is not great.

[Andrew Santino]

The grandpa's like, one day you're going to be Pudding. Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

We're going to make you Pudding.

[Andrew Santino]

One day you will be Pudding.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You will call them out.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

They never Return. It's not. This is off. I told him. I said, let's adopt a dog. We could try. We tried to find a way to get a hold of it.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We'll take the dog.

[Bobby Lee]

We'll take pudding.

[Andrew Santino]

But this is the thing. They wrote the story with no intention on helping the dog. They don't give a.

[Tim Dillon]

No. The dog is already dead.

[Andrew Santino]

It's gone.

[Bobby Lee]

There's.

[Tim Dillon]

The dog is down. They put that dog down.

[Andrew Santino]

They put it down.

[Tim Dillon]

That dog is down.

[Bobby Lee]

You think so?

[Tim Dillon]

Putting's down.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Putting's down.

[Tim Dillon]

Pudding is down. As of this writing. Putting is down. There is no way pudding is still around. Pudding is down. As of this. Right. As of this recording. Pudding is gone.

[Andrew Santino]

It's terrible.

[Bobby Lee]

That's so.

[Andrew Santino]

But let's do a moment of silence.

[Tim Dillon]

Like you wanted for pudding and the rest of the people.

[Andrew Santino]

Mostly for pudding.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm going to speak in Korean, if I may.

[Andrew Santino]

Please.

[Bobby Lee]

I would love that.

[Tim Dillon]

Did you call me fat again?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Keep going. Yeah. Fat.

[Tim Dillon]

What do you think happens in Korea now? Do you think they. Do they. Is there any. Like, how do you mourn in Korea?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you guys have?

[Bobby Lee]

Racist.

[Tim Dillon]

No, Bobby. It's not.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I don't live.

[Tim Dillon]

Bobby. I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Talking about.

[Tim Dillon]

I don't know how they mourn.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you have wakes? Like, you know how they do the Irish.

[Tim Dillon]

That's what I mean. I'm like, how do you do it?

[Bobby Lee]

They would do a funny dance or something. What are you talking about?

[Tim Dillon]

I don't know. I'm just saying. Do. Is it. Is it. Is it.

[Andrew Santino]

Show us the dance. Show us the funeral dance.

[Tim Dillon]

Is it upbeat? Is it giggling?

[Andrew Santino]

They have a little dance. Oh, right.

[Tim Dillon]

Well, that's nice.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

Let's closeure.

[Andrew Santino]

Out of respect for the dead.

[Tim Dillon]

Because do you know what part out.

[Andrew Santino]

No, Leave it.

[Bobby Lee]

So dumb.

[Andrew Santino]

Leave that in.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. I'm not putting that in.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

There's.

[Tim Dillon]

We.

[Bobby Lee]

We. We have tear ducks. Bobby.

[Tim Dillon]

I'm. We have tear ducks. I'm not saying.

[Bobby Lee]

And we have emotions like you white fox.

[Tim Dillon]

I'm not saying Asians aren't human.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. Not as a little bit. Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

They're not as big as your tear ducts.

[Tim Dillon]

I'm not saying that Asians are not people.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Tim Dillon]

I'm simply asking what the custom was.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But I'll tell you what the saddest thing is.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And my therapist says I have to stop doing this.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Which is I'll. But because I. She goes. You like. I get. I obsessed over the mourning of people.

[Andrew Santino]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. So it's like I've been watching all night long. So what they did was every. All the family members were at the airport, just staying there in tents.

[Andrew Santino]

So awful.

[Tim Dillon]

Now, can I ask a question?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God, Bobby.

[Tim Dillon]

Why are they intense at the airport? That's crazy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Go home.

[Tim Dillon]

If you called me and said your family just died in a plane crash, I would never go camp at an airport. That's what I mean. There are differences, Bobby. There are cultural differences.

[Bobby Lee]

You're right.

[Tim Dillon]

Sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. But they also, you know, we care about the remains.

[Andrew Santino]

So do we.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah, we all do.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know. I don't think so.

[Andrew Santino]

We ship the bodies.

[Bobby Lee]

Koreans care about the remains more than white people.

[Tim Dillon]

So you're camping at the airport. Where in the airport are they camping?

[Bobby Lee]

Just the. The. The. The government set up these tenting cities.

[Andrew Santino]

Can you imagine yellow cities in the Delta Lounge?

[Tim Dillon]

That's what I mean.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Some people.

[Tim Dillon]

By the way, no offense to the people that perished or their relatives.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

There are people who paid a lot of money to fly a luxury carrier, perhaps a London or Dubai, that don't want to see tens of crying people on their way to the plane. So, Bobby, if I spend money to have a first class ticket on Korean Air, which is a phenomenal carrier, I don't want to walk through tragedy and horror on my way into the plane. Let's forget about it. Move on. Move on.

[Bobby Lee]

I never even thought about that. And I guess you're right. I'm backing you up. Look how terrible this looks.

[Tim Dillon]

This looks like la.

[Bobby Lee]

That's it. So these yellow tents. But here's what's sad.

[Tim Dillon]

How does this help?

[Bobby Lee]

It doesn't help, but they want to be there to see if they can find, like, a toe or something.

[Tim Dillon]

Is that really what's going on, Bobby? That's morbid and sick.

[Andrew Santino]

This is so sick.

[Tim Dillon]

This is kind of sick. Why don't you come and let's camp and then try to find your cousin.

[Bobby Lee]

What I do is sicker. I'm gonna tell you what I do.

[Tim Dillon]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. So when. I don't know why I'm laughing, but when the guy, you know, I mean, you know, he's the CEO or something that works for the airline. He's like naming names. People that deceased. Right. You can hear people yelp in the background.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So he'll be like. You know what I mean?

[Tim Dillon]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

And I'll just keep watching it over and over again.

[Tim Dillon]

Now there's people that are angry. Can we watch?

[Bobby Lee]

Because I cry.

[Tim Dillon]

I want to see this because these are. And now these people are very angry.

[Andrew Santino]

This is so awful. The bereaved are at breaking point. These outbursts happen every few minutes. We better get Miles for this.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what he's saying. He goes, no, they.

[Tim Dillon]

These tents aren't big.

[Andrew Santino]

Just yelling at a desk agent.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Why have only five bodies? If I don't get free drinks on the next flight, I'm gonna fucking lose it.

[Tim Dillon]

Right?

[Andrew Santino]

This is so terrible.

[Tim Dillon]

Terrible. This is terrible.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, all joking aside.

[Tim Dillon]

All joking aside.

[Andrew Santino]

Honestly, honestly, terrible. But this is. What's so awful is they have to sit in a room and cry and yell.

[Tim Dillon]

This is what I don't understand.

[Andrew Santino]

Terrible.

[Tim Dillon]

What I don't understand is why these people aren't with lawyers.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, Sue.

[Tim Dillon]

I. I would be with a lawyer.

[Andrew Santino]

This is an American culture. This is what he was asking you.

[Tim Dillon]

Morgan.

[Bobby Lee]

And Morgan, we don't do it there.

[Tim Dillon]

You don't sue.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think so.

[Tim Dillon]

I would be. If you called me right now and said your family was incinerated in a crash, I would put you on hold and call a lawyer. Yeah, immediately.

[Andrew Santino]

Immediately.

[Tim Dillon]

I would not go to a tent.

[Bobby Lee]

And I'll tell you why they don't have to do that. Because Koreans are already. It's inherent in their company. They already know they're going to get paid out.

[Tim Dillon]

Okay, well, that, by the way, that's good.

[Bobby Lee]

I just made that up.

[Andrew Santino]

But God bless the dead in Korea, because that is tragic and awful.

[Tim Dillon]

No, and by the way, this is all. We're not making light of this at all. I think air travel is terrible, and I think it's gotten worse. It's gotten worse. I predicted it. I predicted it years ago. It's coming from.

[Bobby Lee]

Look, it's pudding.

[Andrew Santino]

Now we go back to pudding. By the way, can you Google how many in the last two months? I'm not kidding. The amount of air crashes and stuff that's gone.

[Tim Dillon]

Well, there's landing gear issues. Lots land.

[Andrew Santino]

What's going on? Boeing.

[Bobby Lee]

We fly every week. Are you. Are you nervous?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm so nervous. I leave in three days.

[Bobby Lee]

You leave in two days.

[Tim Dillon]

I'm very nervous.

[Bobby Lee]

Where are you going?

[Andrew Santino]

Freaking out.

[Tim Dillon]

I'm going to. He's going to Florida. I'm going New York or Florida. Yeah, it sucks.

[Andrew Santino]

I go to New York, then I go to Florida.

[Bobby Lee]

I have a gig in Jeju.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you're going to JJU. That's both of the two December 2024 crashes happen when landing. Both of them were landing gear issues.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

And they both happened in December.

[Tim Dillon]

People think when you're landing, you're in the clear. You are not. It's actually the most dangerous time of.

[Andrew Santino]

The flight by far. And when you're up, it's fine.

[Tim Dillon]

And here's the other thing. If you're. If you've ever, like, whatever, seen pilots when they're landing, either on a YouTube video or if you're in a jet where you could see them or whatever, that's when they're working.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

Because when they're up there, they're just chilling. But when they're landing, they're like, fuck, this could go bad.

[Andrew Santino]

The engine was damaged.

[Tim Dillon]

Talent had the worst flight of our lives in a small jet going from Amsterdam to London. It was a 33 minute flight. The last four to five minutes of it. We could not land. We got to 700ft. It was crazy. We had to go back up that. We landed in Birmingham, which is like, you know, three hour car ride away. And we went up through a storm. And the Russian flight attendant was just sitting there expressionless. Two French pilots, thin guys, exactly what you want. Thin. Just working. At the end when we landed, I said, how many landings are worse than that? The guy said, I've been flying 23 years. I said, how many landings are worse than that? He goes, very few. Maybe none.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God.

[Tim Dillon]

And this. And pilots always underplay, always. And these two guys, like, very few, maybe not. Like, it was bad. Sam Talent said it perfectly. He goes, that was the scariest thing that's ever happened to me as an adult.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

I've done two touch and goes. You know, you have to touch and take back off. I did that in Vegas and that was one of the worst because the. If the heat is too high in Vegas, right? If it's like over 100 and something, they. It's really hard for them to land. So he's landing in the wind and it's crazy. And he goes all the way down. And we touch and then we go right back up. And immediately everyone's on their phone. See ya. Bye. Love you. Right, this is it. This is definitely how we go circle around. We did it again. I hated it. I hate. I hated so much landing.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, when it's going down, do you know how you're gonna be?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm gonna be thinking about you.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but what do you do? Do you scream?

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no, you can't.

[Bobby Lee]

It's internal.

[Tim Dillon]

I. For me, when, with Talent, when we were landing the second time, it was such a crazy storm. It wasn't good. I was thinking to myself, I was so in it. Like, I was watching, like, are we gonna get to the Runway? Because the plane's going like this. And I was so in it. I'm like, are we gonna do it? Are we gonna do it? I wasn't even thinking, like, this is it. There was a thought. I was like, this could be it.

[Andrew Santino]

Right?

[Tim Dillon]

But I was so in it. I'm like, are they gonna do it? You're kind of rooting for the pilot.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

I say root for them to leave. Root for them till the end.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Tim Dillon]

You know?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It was more this year than. Than other years. Is that what it says? Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Why is that the case?

[Andrew Santino]

Because Boeing is. Something's going on.

[Tim Dillon]

Boeing, something's going on. They killed all the whistleblowers. There's too many people flying. Everybody's mad. Go to an airport, Everyone looks pissed.

[Andrew Santino]

Everybody looks.

[Tim Dillon]

Everybody looks pissed. Dude, you don't want to. You don't want to be in a situation where everyone hates their job because nobody's doing it the way they should do it.

[Andrew Santino]

This is giving me the creeps. I'm going to Miami.

[Tim Dillon]

No, it's gonna be. Let's move on from this.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's talk about Gladiator 2 or something.

[Tim Dillon]

Well, Denzel watching in it, and he's excellent, I think.

[Andrew Santino]

Have you like the movie?

[Tim Dillon]

I saw it.

[Bobby Lee]

I liked it.

[Tim Dillon]

I thought it was good. I thought it was very good. And I enjoyed it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah, I enjoyed it.

[Bobby Lee]

And here's another. Can I just recommend another one since we're on the topic?

[Tim Dillon]

Right, yeah. The anora.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, yes, yes, yes. The Order. Oh, did you see it?

[Tim Dillon]

No. What is that?

[Bobby Lee]

The order is about these white supremacists in the 70s. Remember that radio DJ, Jewish guy that got assassinated outside the studio?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know who plays him in the movie?

[Andrew Santino]

Who?

[Bobby Lee]

Marc Maron.

[Andrew Santino]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

And he kills it. It's a great movie.

[Tim Dillon]

And the order is about white supremacists.

[Bobby Lee]

It's about that killing. And also, like, the. The heist that they had, and they're. You know, and then how they got stopped, you know, I mean, but, you know, it's a. It's a really good movie.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you think's gonna happen tomorrow? Tomorrow's a big day for white supremacy.

[Tim Dillon]

What's tomorrow?

[Andrew Santino]

Come on, dude. Jan6j6. We're back, baby.

[Tim Dillon]

I think it'll. I think it'll pass without incident.

[Andrew Santino]

That's kind of a bummer. I want a little bit of a party.

[Tim Dillon]

I Think there'll be some fond remembrances of a time.

[Bobby Lee]

But I.

[Tim Dillon]

Here's the way I look at January 6th. Truly. Have you ever been at a party that's gotten out of hand?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

That's kind of what happened.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what happened.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what was. Yes.

[Tim Dillon]

It's a high school party, and it was not a civil war. They're in hat. They're in had. They're in costume hats.

[Andrew Santino]

It was a high school party.

[Tim Dillon]

It was a high school party.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, people call it a coup.

[Tim Dillon]

It's not a coup.

[Bobby Lee]

You need the military.

[Tim Dillon]

You can't be doing a coup with a hat.

[Bobby Lee]

That's right.

[Tim Dillon]

With a shaman hat with a prop.

[Bobby Lee]

Right, right, right, right, right, right. You can't. No, no, no, no.

[Tim Dillon]

This is. The kids from the other high school came, and they're a little wild.

[Andrew Santino]

They're a little while.

[Tim Dillon]

And things got a little out of hand. And then the really popular quarterback may or may not have egged it on without knowing a little bit. We don't even know.

[Bobby Lee]

We don't know.

[Tim Dillon]

He was like, we're having the best time of our lives tonight. We got to go out there and have the most fun. No one can tell us how much fun we can have.

[Andrew Santino]

Trump. Trump.

[Tim Dillon]

More fun.

[Andrew Santino]

Trump really is the quarterback.

[Tim Dillon]

He's quarterback.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

And he was like, we're. Tonight's our night to make a mark and have the most fun we've ever had.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

And. And. And this is what happened.

[Andrew Santino]

We have to show Maine south we're the ones.

[Tim Dillon]

We're the ones.

[Andrew Santino]

We're the ones.

[Tim Dillon]

And there's a lot of teachers that, you know, they. They say that we're such good kids.

[Andrew Santino]

We're not.

[Tim Dillon]

We're not problems. They go, these kids are so sweet and quiet, but guess what? Tonight's the night to show them. And you know what I mean? It can get out of hand.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like a pepper alley.

[Tim Dillon]

It can get out of hand. It's no one's fault.

[Bobby Lee]

It's no one's fault.

[Tim Dillon]

It's not litigated. It's no one's fault. He's actually a genius. That Jake Angelli Rogan sent me a tweet the other day. He's very smart, this kid, this shaman, The Qanon shaman.

[Bobby Lee]

Kim. If you were breaking a window and I didn't know what was going on, I would help you break it.

[Tim Dillon]

I don't know what's going on. Of course. Through a door.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Tim Dillon]

Door. And ripped the screen out. And we all Started laughing. Of course, my friend's property was destroyed.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Tim Dillon]

His parents were very upset. But there was something funny about watching someone fall through a screen door.

[Bobby Lee]

And if you, if you say, if you. If you. If you said, like, come into this office. Right?

[Tim Dillon]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

And I'm in Nancy Pelosi's office.

[Tim Dillon]

Right, Right.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know what's going on. I just felt like him in there.

[Tim Dillon]

There's something.

[Bobby Lee]

Would you go in?

[Andrew Santino]

Of course.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're all in a field. We're all kind of having fun and it's getting a little wild.

[Bobby Lee]

It's getting wild.

[Andrew Santino]

It's getting a little wild.

[Tim Dillon]

But we've all been at those parties where we regret. The next day, everybody looks around and goes that way. That was really nice.

[Andrew Santino]

I can't believe we did that.

[Tim Dillon]

I can't believe that happened.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. Do you think he's gonna pardon the January 6th people that are in prison the day he's. The day you think the day.

[Tim Dillon]

Day one.

[Andrew Santino]

Day One day you think?

[Bobby Lee]

Day one.

[Tim Dillon]

Day one.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

Day one.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I heard it's not hard to do either. To pardon.

[Tim Dillon]

No. It's a pen.

[Andrew Santino]

He signs a page.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's someone else. Yeah, we signed posters.

[Tim Dillon]

No, we. It's. It's literally us signing merch. Same.

[Andrew Santino]

It's the same thing.

[Tim Dillon]

The best thing ever, though. Can you get. You should sell January 6th song that the January six people recorded a song in prison. All the January six people that went to jail. It's called justice for All.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Tim Dillon]

And it was recorded by Donald trump and the January 6th prison choir.

[Bobby Lee]

Please, I gotta hear it.

[Tim Dillon]

It is actually kind of powerful.

[Andrew Santino]

Are they going on tour anytime soon?

[Tim Dillon]

If they are, I'd love to tell you. I will jump on that in a minute. Let me host.

[Unknown Speaker]

Abraham Lincoln at a time of true crisis, with the country on the brink of civil war, appealed for all Americans to be touched by what he called the better angels of our nature. And toward the end of the war, he called on them to bind up the nation's wounds. Lincoln was the first Republican president. In seeking to be the next Republican president, Donald Trump promises to be an agent of vengeance and in his CPAC speech invoked the post Civil War act of vengeance, lynching in a moment of self pity.

[Tim Dillon]

I didn't know that they want to lynch you for doing nothing wrong. I didn't know they want to lynch you for doing a great job. I didn't know they want to put.

[Andrew Santino]

You away because your poll numbers are better than anybody.

[Tim Dillon]

They've seen in years.

[Unknown Speaker]

For the record, the former president was not lynched. He lost. He was voted out of office. And he's not being lynched either. He's the subject of numerous official, legally sanctioned investigations. The irony here is that he did have a vice president who was being hunted by a mob. The former president encouraged and for hours, did nothing to stop who did want to hang? Mike Pence. And according to the New York Times, Mark Meadows, his chief of staff, told the Jan. 6 committee that when President Trump learned of the rioters chanting hang Mike Pence, he said something to the effect of, maybe Mr. Pence should be hung. And as for those rioters, shortly before speaking to CPAC, the former president collaborated with a group of incarcerated January 6 inmates on this.

[Andrew Santino]

Words of streaming and.

[Bobby Lee]

To the republic for which it stands. Wow.

[Tim Dillon]

There's something beautiful.

[Bobby Lee]

That's very beautiful.

[Andrew Santino]

You tell me. Diplo can't do anything with that. Make a beat. Throw a beat.

[Tim Dillon]

Hey, where's John? Summit.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Tim Dillon]

No, I'll tell you this right now. It's a regrettable day. Yeah, it's a regrettable day. And it's.

[Andrew Santino]

It's gonna do.

[Tim Dillon]

It's not good. And everybody, you know, that I know who was there feels sad about it.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, this is like all my uncles.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah, that's everyone I grew up with.

[Andrew Santino]

That's all my.

[Tim Dillon]

Every person I've ever met in my life is that guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, we got inside the offices. Dude.

[Tim Dillon]

But by the way, it's a great story. Here's the thing about January 6th. It's one of those stories where it's a great story to tell. You were there.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, he's got. What is he at? What is he on an app? He's recording right now?

[Tim Dillon]

He was one of those.

[Andrew Santino]

He's on Tick Tock Live. Yeah, he's Tick Tocking.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah. Is that a katana? Is that a sword?

[Andrew Santino]

Let's keep that thing on you.

[Tim Dillon]

What does he got?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm more interested. Look at the desk. I want to see what's on the desk. A little bit of Purell. An old yeti. A yeti cup.

[Tim Dillon]

The problem with this country is that we don't have fun anymore.

[Andrew Santino]

We don't.

[Tim Dillon]

And this is.

[Andrew Santino]

This was fun.

[Tim Dillon]

This is not the best thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's not the best thing. This is the best thing.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah, it's not the best thing.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, you also could go to Water Slide.

[Andrew Santino]

No, they're closed. It's the winter.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Tim Dillon]

They're closed. And you know what? There's lines and there's problems. This is immediate, kind of just. You're. Here's the thing, man. We all remember doing fun pranks as kids.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

This is kind of what this is.

[Andrew Santino]

It's just a prank.

[Tim Dillon]

It's a fun prank. It's a fun prank as kids. You're getting wacky, you're having a good time with your buddies.

[Andrew Santino]

This is us. Egg in a house, you know what I mean? Toilet paper in a hot tp, throwing.

[Tim Dillon]

Some fruit off the overpass.

[Andrew Santino]

Come on now, look at this.

[Bobby Lee]

He's got the thing, he's got the thick tongue. Look at that tongue, man.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

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[Bobby Lee]

It's nuts. Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

Are you guys afraid of the inauguration? Do you think it's going to be wild?

[Andrew Santino]

You know what's so funny? I don't. I think it's going to be calm.

[Tim Dillon]

Let's say someone was invited to it. Would you go to it or do you think there's going to be problems?

[Andrew Santino]

No, I think I do. I don't. I don't know. I think no problems.

[Tim Dillon]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

I think it's going to be the.

[Tim Dillon]

Polar because I'm just seeing, like, Tesla's explode and all that, and I'm going.

[Andrew Santino]

But I think you're right.

[Tim Dillon]

It might be nice.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you go? If you were invited, would you go?

[Tim Dillon]

I'm thinking of it.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you were invited.

[Andrew Santino]

Perhaps he was invited.

[Tim Dillon]

I was invited.

[Bobby Lee]

No, be real.

[Tim Dillon]

I was invited.

[Bobby Lee]

You literally, you gotta go.

[Tim Dillon]

I think I'll go.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah?

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah, I think I'll go.

[Bobby Lee]

How come we didn't get invited?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, we don't get invited to stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I got invited to, like, a. J.D. vance has, like, a listening party for an album he's putting out, and I might want to go to that.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah, that's good.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, it's fine. I mean, it was unofficial, but it was like a. It was a paperless post to my email.

[Tim Dillon]

I just don't want to be there. And then crazy, like, craziness start to go on, and I think the security.

[Andrew Santino]

Is going to be unbelievable through the roof. Like, there's. There's just. It's just going to be. There's no way.

[Bobby Lee]

Liberals don't do crazy like that. That.

[Andrew Santino]

What are you telling them?

[Tim Dillon]

What do you think they do? Some of them do, but we're not even talking about liberals. We're just talking about, like, who knows?

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, people are. A guy drove a truck through the middle of Bourbon Street.

[Bobby Lee]

That's true. That's true.

[Tim Dillon]

People go wild.

[Andrew Santino]

People lose their mind.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Don't go, don't go, don't go.

[Tim Dillon]

It just seems. I don't know. I'm gonna go, probably. It'll be an experience.

[Andrew Santino]

You gotta go. I think it'll be an experience for Jimmy Carter.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's do it for Jimmy.

[Andrew Santino]

Do it for Jimmy.

[Bobby Lee]

Jimmy.

[Tim Dillon]

I'm gonna do it for Jimmy.

[Bobby Lee]

You know that award.

[Andrew Santino]

Wear a shirt that's a. For Jimmy.

[Bobby Lee]

You know when the president gives awards out and puts a little thing around their neck.

[Andrew Santino]

The Medal of Honor.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. How can I get.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, buddy. So far from that one. So far from there.

[Bobby Lee]

What would I need to do to get one?

[Andrew Santino]

Like. Like, you think a Medal of Honor? Or like a. Or like a. Ellen got one. Who?

[Bobby Lee]

Ellen DeGeneres.

[Andrew Santino]

For what?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know, but she got.

[Tim Dillon]

But Ellen's like, in the Medal of Freedom.

[Bobby Lee]

She got. Yeah, she got a medal of something.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at Biden's face.

[Tim Dillon]

Hillary just got one 23 hours ago.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, she got one. Magic Johnson.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at. He doesn't want to touch Magic.

[Tim Dillon]

I don't love that photo. Yeah, it doesn't.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, I know. It's not going to rub off.

[Tim Dillon]

Doesn't look great.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't want to catch anything this.

[Tim Dillon]

Guy'S got that doesn't present America in our best.

[Andrew Santino]

Such an unflattering photo.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the only thing I'll ever get one.

[Andrew Santino]

No chance.

[Bobby Lee]

You know. You know what? You know what I don't like about you, Andrew?

[Andrew Santino]

Give it to me.

[Bobby Lee]

And I think, Tim, you're in the same category.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I really get no support.

[Tim Dillon]

Well, but here's the thing.

[Bobby Lee]

No, here's the thing.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah, I get.

[Andrew Santino]

Hold on.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

How hard was this for him to clasp right with him, Shake with both of them shaken?

[Tim Dillon]

I mean, and by the way, look at the. The guy, the Marine or whatever, just standing there like, I'm not even watching. That is the face of a guy who's like, I'm not even watching because that was such a crazy, shaky thing between his hands. He's trying so hard not to look because he knows you're right.

[Bobby Lee]

Bobby, you.

[Tim Dillon]

Could absolutely get one. You would have to. There would have to be a president who. Who felt, for whatever reason. Close. That you had helped them or you helped the country.

[Andrew Santino]

We would need to set you up. Like.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We would need to have an.

[Bobby Lee]

That's why I had Kennedy on my podcast. Right, Right.

[Tim Dillon]

Well, that's good.

[Bobby Lee]

Remember? Do you remember we bailed?

[Tim Dillon]

Yes. So me and Bobby. And by the way, the last time we talked about canceling. I'm getting all these people angry with me. We were talking about canceling one show at the Improv for a criminal. But go on.

[Bobby Lee]

So you and I had a benefit show.

[Tim Dillon]

Yes, we did.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Tim Dillon]

You remember?

[Bobby Lee]

And then. Yes. And then I called you.

[Tim Dillon]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

And you go. I go. Are you going?

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah, He's.

[Bobby Lee]

He's not gonna win. No.

[Tim Dillon]

We knew it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you knew it. Right. You were gonna go.

[Tim Dillon]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Your excuse was covet. Right, Right. But then I got coveted. No, no, I told them I had covered before. You told them because I stole your excuse.

[Tim Dillon]

Smart.

[Bobby Lee]

And I sent them. I think your.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah, I told you. I shared it with you. I shared it with you.

[Bobby Lee]

So I. The text that you sent me, your. That was my results, too.

[Tim Dillon]

To that we were on a lineup. It was weird.

[Bobby Lee]

It was weird. Me, you, Rob Schneider.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Who else?

[Tim Dillon]

People that weren't comedians.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

It was, like, strange sending your Covid tests.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

Show me that you had Covid. I think they're lying.

[Bobby Lee]

Both of them.

[Tim Dillon]

I don't believe them at all. Bobby Lee and Tim Dillard are lying. We've Replaced it with Dre de Mateo from the Sopranos will be here. So.

[Bobby Lee]

But I would have done it if you did it because you weren't doing it. I was like, I don't think I should do it then either.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you think about your. What do you think about those guys having Army Hammer on. On ymh?

[Tim Dillon]

We were talking about having them on here.

[Andrew Santino]

He's doing like a podcast.

[Tim Dillon]

He's going to go on a tour.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you know that he's got his own show now? I. Somebody told me he has a podcast.

[Bobby Lee]

He does.

[Andrew Santino]

That's why he's.

[Tim Dillon]

Here's the thing about Army Hammer, though. Isn't he just a hot, boring actor at the end of the day?

[Andrew Santino]

But it's interesting they had him on because they're. I. They have no connection to him. Whatso. It's. It's very. It's a strange start for a podcast tour to start on. Wy.

[Tim Dillon]

Well, he's now he's like, see, Armie Hammer is an actor, so you got to remember that he is now playing the role of this guy. Armie Hammer was an A list guy forever. Said he wanted to eat a liver. Probably didn't want to. Maybe it was a joke that didn't work. Now he's that guy, but he's on yma. He's like, you would see him talk about the thing that happened and sometimes he'd do it as a drama and he'd be like, it's been so hard. And then he'd do it as a comedy. He go, it's kind of wacky when.

[Andrew Santino]

You think about it.

[Tim Dillon]

And he's going, which script is it right? Is it a comedy that they. I thought I ate everyone.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Tim Dillon]

Or is it a drama? Am I a podcast guy now? Like, he's just basically trying to figure out, like, what's the role?

[Andrew Santino]

He's looking for a director.

[Tim Dillon]

He's looking for a director. He needs the role to get him back.

[Bobby Lee]

You think this is his way to get back into movies?

[Andrew Santino]

Something.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah, something. He's got to come back. He doesn't want to not be famous.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But my thing is, is that there's nothing else he can do to make money. And this is why he's doing it.

[Andrew Santino]

You guys are crazy when everybody says that. It pisses me off. He's a Hammer. He's a Hammer.

[Bobby Lee]

He has money.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you know about the Hammer Museum? His family is worth.

[Tim Dillon]

He sold his truck. He's pretending he has no money. How could he not give Sold as his truck? On, on, on. He's like, here's me selling my car.

[Andrew Santino]

There's no way his. His family is worth fucking billions.

[Tim Dillon]

Supposedly they cut him off and he was selling timeshares.

[Andrew Santino]

I believe none of that.

[Tim Dillon]

I agree with you.

[Bobby Lee]

I believe that if you're a Rockefeller, sometimes you get cut off. That's what I'm saying. What if he's cut off now?

[Andrew Santino]

When you're this close. His. It's his. His great grandfather. Right? Give me the Wikipedia. On the. On the guy. It's his great grandfather that is started the foundation. And all this because I knew Zsa.

[Bobby Lee]

Zsa Gabor's daughter and she got cut off.

[Andrew Santino]

Jaja didn't make a lot of paper, my friend.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's all right.

[Andrew Santino]

This is. This is industrial entrepreneur, industrialist Armand Hammer.

[Bobby Lee]

It sounds like they have money, right? Gabor.

[Andrew Santino]

And that's his grandfather or his great grandson.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

She was born into it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Look, dude, this guy. This is generational wealth, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

That guy. Oh, my God. Look at him.

[Andrew Santino]

That's it. I passed.

[Tim Dillon]

By the way, if you think that guy didn't ask to eat a liver.

[Bobby Lee]

Right, right, right.

[Tim Dillon]

Completely out of your mind. Like, if you think that guy didn't set the standard.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it just said.

[Andrew Santino]

It said Lenin called him. Go back up to his. On his picture there. It said, lenin's chosen capitalist by the press.

[Tim Dillon]

I like that.

[Andrew Santino]

Close ties to the Soviet Union.

[Bobby Lee]

So you think it's. It's over for him in terms of movies?

[Tim Dillon]

No, I don't know that. I can't say that. I'm just saying that I think he feels that he has to. And I sympathize with him. He has to figure out, like, how do you handle this? Do you handle it, like, serious, like, my life was destroyed? Or do you just say, listen, it's funny. It's like a funny rom com. I said, I texted a few women, I wanted to eat their hearts. People freaked out. It's silly. And now I'm back and I think that's smart of him to do that. And that's why he's gone on Y Ma. If Tom and Christina is super cool, they get it. They're having fun with them. I think it's smart.

[Andrew Santino]

It's wild.

[Bobby Lee]

It's wild.

[Andrew Santino]

We're living in such a crazy. Is that his grandfather make sure that. That his granddad or his great granddad? I don't know which one it is. It's just a strange. It's like we. We are living in.

[Tim Dillon]

See, upside down in a weird way.

[Andrew Santino]

It's unscripted.

[Tim Dillon]

It's so crazy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's.

[Bobby Lee]

We're.

[Tim Dillon]

We're.

[Andrew Santino]

We are the wildest reality show we've ever lived. It's his great grandson.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Michael Arman Hammer. Armand Hammer. Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

Supposedly he was having financial issues. Maybe that is untrue.

[Andrew Santino]

I just don't buy that.

[Tim Dillon]

I. I think you're probably right.

[Andrew Santino]

Generational. Whenever you meet someone with generational wealth and you do. You do occasionally come across people where you're like, oh, my dad is a blah, blah, blah, whoever, Right? They can't run out, these people. They can't run out. Generation. You can. You can run out if you just.

[Tim Dillon]

You know what's interesting about Army Hammer? He's never looked not good. Like, if you have zero money, you look. You look. Yeah, he's never looked bad.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. Look at this Army's grandfather, who was accused of killing a man in 1955 and sexual abuse by his daughter. He's got a good. Good lineage.

[Bobby Lee]

That's. Good lineage.

[Andrew Santino]

That's insane. His weight. His great grandfather was convicted of manslaughter in 1919. These guys are killers.

[Tim Dillon]

There's. There's something about Runs in his blood. It's a.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a fun thing.

[Tim Dillon]

It's a fun family.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a Thanksgiving.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah. You don't become Lennon's favorite capitalist, but you know what I mean? Like, yeah, it's a fun Thanksgiving. And I like this new army Hammer. I like the truck. I wanted to have him on here and eat, like, really, like, ribs. I wanted to have him on and eat ribs. So I'm. I will have him on if me and him can eat.

[Andrew Santino]

He'll do the show.

[Tim Dillon]

Ribs.

[Andrew Santino]

I think he'll do the show.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah, we were talking about it.

[Andrew Santino]

He would do the show.

[Bobby Lee]

But you know how Kevin Spacey cries about he's lost everything in his house and that. Like, do you believe that?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but that. But that was my point. He's not generationally wealthy. Spacey's rich. He made this guy not like the Hammer meat. Not like the Glennon favorite Captain would.

[Bobby Lee]

Have made at least 100 million.

[Tim Dillon]

I know Kevin Spacey's lying about losing everything.

[Andrew Santino]

Sure.

[Tim Dillon]

I think he's probably not being honest.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I. I agree with that. But also, dude, new nouveau, new rich is different than generational wealth.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, dude, the difference is we're all new rich.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. I'm not that rich.

[Tim Dillon]

But I'm just saying the Hammer family, there are. There's. There are, there are. There's money. They have they don't even know they have.

[Andrew Santino]

Correct.

[Tim Dillon]

That's. That's the kind of money if you.

[Andrew Santino]

Have a building on Wilshire and an art museum. Yeah, you're fine.

[Tim Dillon]

They're fine.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

But, but, but Spacey, I bet you he lost a lot of all the. That he had. I imagine this guy, you know, when.

[Tim Dillon]

These guys talk about being broke, they don't mean like, I'm living in an apartment in West Hollywood.

[Bobby Lee]

They mean like, I'm not maintain their lifestyle.

[Tim Dillon]

I'm not maintaining my lifestyle.

[Andrew Santino]

This guy's living in a three bed, three bath.

[Tim Dillon]

When I was with. I was. I did a podcast with Alec Baldwin a few months after the. And he said to me, he goes, I can't believe I'm dealing with this. I should be on David Geffen's yacht in Nice right now. Do you see what I mean? I mean, it's a different.

[Bobby Lee]

A different kind of level.

[Tim Dillon]

It's a different level. There's levels.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Ordered to pay 31 million.

[Tim Dillon]

That is, by the way, that is heavy.

[Andrew Santino]

I didn't know it was that much.

[Tim Dillon]

31 is heavy.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, wait a minute. He let her say, ordered to pay 31 million by production company. Look, at the end. He later settled the case for a million. That's it. A million. He's got $1 million.

[Bobby Lee]

Huh? So he's not gonna. He's not like on the streets. I mean, he's gonna.

[Andrew Santino]

No, his problem was, look, his monthly mortgage was 20 grand.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And they sold his house for 3.2.

[Bobby Lee]

Just go to Austin. When? With Tony. I don't know.

[Tim Dillon]

Armie Hammer, Kevin Spacey. By the way, if they all move to Austin, just be the greatest thing.

[Andrew Santino]

In the world, ladies and fucking gentlemen, the greatest fucking lineup you've ever seen in your life.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, if.

[Andrew Santino]

If Red band and I work tirelessly to get this lineup put together, it's army fucking Hammer and Kevin fucking Stacy.

[Bobby Lee]

They could start like a new Hollywood over there.

[Andrew Santino]

Thousand percent in Austin.

[Bobby Lee]

You think in Austin even the actors start a production company?

[Andrew Santino]

You know, I mean, what do we say to Austin?

[Bobby Lee]

We're never gonna.

[Andrew Santino]

No, thanks.

[Bobby Lee]

No, thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

No thanks.

[Tim Dillon]

I've made my feelings public and clear.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

I love everyone who lives there.

[Bobby Lee]

I love it too.

[Andrew Santino]

Not everyone. That's crazy.

[Tim Dillon]

I love Joe, Shane and Tony. I love three people.

[Andrew Santino]

No, there's people there that are great.

[Tim Dillon]

I love three people.

[Andrew Santino]

I just don't feel like moving there.

[Tim Dillon]

Tom and Christina.

[Andrew Santino]

Why do they. They want everyone to move there. It's so weird. It's culty.

[Tim Dillon]

It's like, I don't want to hold up the left. The west flank here.

[Andrew Santino]

We're fine.

[Tim Dillon]

We got me, you, Bobby, Whitney.

[Andrew Santino]

We don't have a choice. We have to stay here. By the way, if we pull out the final Jenga blocks.

[Tim Dillon]

Forget it.

[Andrew Santino]

We're.

[Tim Dillon]

Forget it.

[Andrew Santino]

It has to be us. It has to be Burr and Sebastian.

[Tim Dillon]

Here's why I stay. Someone has to disgust Sebastian Maniscalco at the Improv. Like, he's got to see someone and go. Someone has to play that role. I know. Someone has to be sitting there in a sweatsuit when he walks in and he just goes, yeah, that's us. That's. Yes, that's us. Someone's gotta do it.

[Bobby Lee]

He's a good example of someone I left. I met early.

[Andrew Santino]

I love him.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I mean?

[Tim Dillon]

I love him.

[Bobby Lee]

He's like a brother to me.

[Tim Dillon]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

But I'm so glad I met him early.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I know what you mean.

[Tim Dillon]

But he's very nice to me. And like, in that. In that way, like his. Not when he nods. It's a nice nod because he's.

[Andrew Santino]

He's his. He's a. He is a quiet but. But.

[Bobby Lee]

But.

[Andrew Santino]

Endearing guy.

[Tim Dillon]

No, he's just very sweet guys. But I get it because he's about his business. When he goes in there, he's working on the bits.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. He's like. He's not. He's not a clown.

[Bobby Lee]

You. You've never had a conversation with them before. Then it very.

[Tim Dillon]

It's very minimal.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

But it's nice when it happens.

[Bobby Lee]

I know one of those in and outs.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Because he. He is very much. This is why he's so successful amongst his talent. But like, a few guys like this, they're all business. That's why he's so good at what he does. We go in there, we go ups.

[Bobby Lee]

We're all over I. Loser, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. We're king loser. Why we like that? Who cares?

[Tim Dillon]

I want to be business. This.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to get a.

[Andrew Santino]

You're never going to get one. You can't get a high.

[Tim Dillon]

30 minutes to Pulitzer.

[Bobby Lee]

Pulitzer.

[Tim Dillon]

We spent 30 minutes talking about a dog whose family got incinerated.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but it's real news.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it's not. We're.

[Tim Dillon]

Your podcast is the biggest thing in the world. Bad friends. No one needs to know about you guys, obviously. Is there anything specifically you want to point out? Well, it's an hour, and I felt I was respectful of everyone's time because I know you both had time.

[Bobby Lee]

You're going to cut some things out because I'm going to comes with a cutout, so can you stop?

[Tim Dillon]

We're not cutting anything out. What would we cut out?

[Andrew Santino]

He always likes to do 15 more minutes in case.

[Tim Dillon]

Okay, by the way, we'll do 15.

[Bobby Lee]

I already know jokes in my head that didn't work. It's in my head right now.

[Tim Dillon]

But it's a podcast.

[Andrew Santino]

We were warming up.

[Tim Dillon]

If I cut every joke that didn't work when I did Rogan, it would be nine minutes. It would be a nine minute show.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

And it would. Seven of it would be Rogan telling me to not eat flour. What is so it's, it's we. You just gotta do a thing.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Why does Rogan call out bad jokes? One time I did a joke last time I was on it. Yeah. And he goes, hahaha.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he does that a lot.

[Tim Dillon]

Just let it go.

[Andrew Santino]

No, he'll do that to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's done that. He's done that to everyone though. He does it to Shane. He does.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, hardy har har har. Well, he hate it.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know. He likes to.

[Tim Dillon]

Some jokes work, some don't on that show, but you got to power through.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

And making him laugh feels great. Because you've, you've done it.

[Bobby Lee]

It's the most stressful podcast I've ever. You have to admit, both of you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That doing his podcast. It doesn't feel like this. It feels a little bit more elevated.

[Andrew Santino]

It's the hardest.

[Tim Dillon]

Elevated. It's the biggest show in the world.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what I'm saying.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I couldn't sleep the night before. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But think about it. That's what people felt like when they did Tonight show when they went on Carson. They were so nervous. It's because of the, the weight of the show is, is so heavy.

[Tim Dillon]

It's my Golden Globes.

[Andrew Santino]

That is Michael Close.

[Tim Dillon]

As I'm getting to the Golden Globes.

[Andrew Santino]

One day though, we are going to get. You forget the Medal of Freedom.

[Bobby Lee]

You will get a Heisman Pulitzer and I want to get the medal for you.

[Andrew Santino]

You're going to get an Emmy.

[Tim Dillon]

I would love to see you get an Emmy.

[Andrew Santino]

He'll win an Emmy.

[Bobby Lee]

For what?

[Tim Dillon]

And by the way, I want, I want Biden to pin the Emmy on you like that. That's what I want to say.

[Andrew Santino]

Can we get the Emmy on a rope?

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I want to hang it on a little Chinese boy. That's the song. Hang the Emmy on the old ch It.

[Tim Dillon]

No, I love it.

[Andrew Santino]

You will, but you will. You. You will get your comeuppance.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me say something to you guys, you know that. Listen, I'm so happy.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm in a perfect place in my life.

[Andrew Santino]

That's beautiful by the way. We're. We're really. Next week. What is it? No, this week we're shooting a. A pilot.

[Tim Dillon]

It's amazing.

[Bobby Lee]

A game show that we, we made.

[Andrew Santino]

We financed it, we created it, we did everything. We're doing it on our own.

[Tim Dillon]

That's the only way to do it now.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's. We're excited. We're doing. It's like in the way that Eric Andre show is an R rated talk show or an adult talk show.

[Tim Dillon]

We're doing R rated game.

[Andrew Santino]

Game show. Yeah. Celebrities and amazing. It's. It's so much fun. That's what we're looking forward to. Cuz now we, you know, he jokingly says I don't work. We've toyed in the business.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Every time we get into the business, it's just kind of like we'll just make our own. It just gets so hard to make to. To.

[Tim Dillon]

I think you, you having the power and the control and making it exactly what you want is perfect.

[Bobby Lee]

I can't. I can't get the call. Or they put a pin in you.

[Andrew Santino]

They pin you.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. You know, and then like you're in the mix.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah, right.

[Bobby Lee]

And then two months goes by and you, you see a billboard of it. Yeah, I guess I'm not in the mix. I mean, it's like I can't do it.

[Tim Dillon]

Well, it's funny because you go from you're in the mix to the next set of calls is like, well, you're, you're there. You know, like I start like the.

[Bobby Lee]

Right, right.

[Tim Dillon]

It starts like the verbiage changes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

You know, let's.

[Bobby Lee]

How it works. So it's like you do read.

[Tim Dillon]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So you read, you know, if you read well. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Always. Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Then the ne. The next day you get a call like you're. You're in the mix or they put a pin in you.

[Andrew Santino]

They like you.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that the same thing?

[Andrew Santino]

Same thing.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. And then it goes well. And this is your agent not knowing.

[Tim Dillon]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

When they say that.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, you know, still, you know, you know how this works?

[Tim Dillon]

You're right there, right there.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, they haven't gotten a call.

[Tim Dillon]

That means they don't know what's happening.

[Bobby Lee]

They don't know what's happening.

[Andrew Santino]

You Know, you are at this stage, you are in, you are in the bar culture. You're the, you're like the. Waiting to see what's left over at the end of the night. They're. They've got you as the reserve side.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

Because they're negotiating with someone they want.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. And you're. You're last. You're your last resort.

[Tim Dillon]

They're like, maybe, you know, and then, by the way, they don't even take your threat seriously. Like, I guarantee they call and they go, oh, yeah, Well, I don't know if they think this, if they, if they think we're in the right place with the deal, because they are. They're also talking to this person. And then the person on the other end of the phone's like, okay, yeah, good luck with that.

[Andrew Santino]

And then finally the agent goes, you go, I guess, are we not doing that a week later? And they go, I don't know what's going on over there. Let's. Can I send you something else or.

[Bobby Lee]

No, they say that they're moving a different direction.

[Tim Dillon]

They're moving in a different direction instead.

[Bobby Lee]

Of saying they don't want you.

[Tim Dillon]

And then they pivot and they go like this. They go, you know what? I don't think he wanted to do that, dude. I don't even think he wanted that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, agents are so spineless. You'll go. You'll go, you know, I don't know, do I? I don't even know if I like that project. And they'll go, yeah, that thing sucks. If you call them the next morning, go, I kind of, really, kind of want to be a part of that. They'll go, it is pretty good. I think you should get you in there. They'll flip flop.

[Tim Dillon]

It's like a real. It's like a real estate agent where you get a house. You go, it's really old. They go, it's really old. And you go, I just don't feel comfortable with that. They go, completely understandable. I go, but it does have charm. They go, it's got a lot of charm.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's the most charming house on the block.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah. Yeah, they're just. They just.

[Bobby Lee]

We're not dumb.

[Tim Dillon]

They mirror.

[Bobby Lee]

We know what's going on.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, we are dumb, but we're not.

[Bobby Lee]

We are. We are dumb. We are.

[Tim Dillon]

Well, you know, we've learned. We've learned their.

[Andrew Santino]

Their selling Sunset. Yeah, right. We are, We're. We're all on selling Sunset.

[Tim Dillon]

That's it.

[Bobby Lee]

So for Whitney's show, Whitney. Her sitcom?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, the TV show.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Everyone auditioned for it, Right. And I started outwardly complaining that I didn't get an audition. I guess it got to her. So one day they called me up. Right. But it was for a part they had already cast.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, that's awful.

[Bobby Lee]

Right?

[Tim Dillon]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Right? And then I didn't even get a casting director. I got some lady with, like, you know, a camera, like a iPhone. And we were in. I swear to God, we're in some sort of storage room. And just do it real quick like this. You know what I mean? It was like. It was just a call me in.

[Andrew Santino]

That's why if they don't already want me, it's fine. I don't want to, like, anymore. I don't want to pretend. I don't want them to have to pretend that they give a. About you.

[Tim Dillon]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

So if they're like. Like, you're not really our style. It's like, I'd rather that than be like, yeah, send in a tape we don't like. It's.

[Tim Dillon]

It's good to just play it, put cards on the table.

[Bobby Lee]

But here's what I don't like, though.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Since we're talking about it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Is I love you so much, but is when you get an offer that's even worse.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Because you show up on set and you're like, am I gonna do it right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Am I gonna it up?

[Bobby Lee]

Because the worst thing is when you're doing it and you see the producers look, you know, from Village. Village, Video Village, and they're, like, concerned.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, he's doing it wrong. Yeah. And then they have to come to you.

[Tim Dillon]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

While you're. It's the day you're shooting.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

They give you a thousand notes.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, scary.

[Bobby Lee]

It's so stressful.

[Tim Dillon]

Right?

[Andrew Santino]

That's time to walk. That's when I get real nervous. I go to lunch and I think the whole time by myself, scared. They don't like me, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

That's why I like that movie. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Tarantino.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, even. You know that scene, DiCaprio's in his trailer and just ripping on himself because he forgot a line or whatever. It just felt so, like, real to me.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. We lived that. I've lived that.

[Bobby Lee]

Have you done that?

[Tim Dillon]

I was. I. Yeah. Joker and some of the other one. Thanksgiving.

[Bobby Lee]

Tim, I think you checked out for a second. I.

[Tim Dillon]

No, I was listening.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, I think you took.

[Tim Dillon]

I was deciding if I wanted to talk about the Borderlands movie. I was deciding. Well, you're looking at me now, but in my head. That's where I was going. I was like, should I bring it up?

[Andrew Santino]

No, it's not.

[Tim Dillon]

But I, I. By the way, I think it was actually nice. So that's all I wanted to say. Now we're moving past it.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you know, I. No, no, no. I can. I can say something too.

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

It's an attack. And I get why.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not an attack.

[Bobby Lee]

It's an attack.

[Tim Dillon]

It's not an attack.

[Andrew Santino]

Stop it.

[Tim Dillon]

I audition. I know you auditioned for. And I was close.

[Bobby Lee]

You were so close.

[Tim Dillon]

I got really close.

[Bobby Lee]

That would have been great if you.

[Tim Dillon]

Were in it, but it would have been great. Two wins for me.

[Bobby Lee]

I have no control. You know, as you know, we have no control.

[Tim Dillon]

No control.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Can we. Can I. Can we talk about one last movie and then we can go.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know. Zimbic burp. Sorry.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you see Nostro?

[Tim Dillon]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

I didn't see it.

[Bobby Lee]

Give me your honest opinion.

[Tim Dillon]

Fine. It's too dark. I'm a little sick of Nicholas Holt. And, you know, obviously, what's his name's a brilliant actor. The other guy.

[Andrew Santino]

What is his name?

[Tim Dillon]

William Default. He's a brilliant actor, but I'm just a little sick of, like, I don't know. I just. I'm not. It's not. The scariest thing was when the gypsies were dancing.

[Bobby Lee]

That was scary. But I gypsies dance at all at a party. I get scared.

[Tim Dillon]

It didn't have enough camp and fun. I think horror should have a little lightning. It was just too much.

[Bobby Lee]

Also, no, sir. Off to is Lemmy from Motorhead.

[Tim Dillon]

Like, what the are we doing here? I agree.

[Bobby Lee]

He's not scary at all.

[Tim Dillon]

No. It's crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

He has a mustache.

[Tim Dillon]

What the is going on here? Thing's stupid.

[Andrew Santino]

It opens at the whiskey he's just drinking at the bar.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm gonna say this. She. She's killer, steals the movie.

[Andrew Santino]

What's her name again?

[Tim Dillon]

Lily. Rose Dap.

[Andrew Santino]

Lily. Oh, that's Johnny Depp's.

[Tim Dillon]

Johnny Depp's.

[Bobby Lee]

She saves it, don't you think?

[Tim Dillon]

I think she's scary parts.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, all the, you know. You know, I mean.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So good.

[Tim Dillon]

I also just think the premise. Most people want to get bit and live forever. Like, it's no longer a scary premise anymore. That, well, maybe I'll be immortalized and be a vampire. People are like, great. People go, hey, I work at Target.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

They kind of want to be. Yeah. We all. We all kind of live in a vampiric world.

[Tim Dillon]

It's just what it is.

[Andrew Santino]

Walk down Melrose. Everyone's like a bunch of vampires. You know, my favorite Willem Dafoe scene, by the way, I don't know if you can find it. Is the Boondock Saints. Is that one. Is that Boondock Saints where he's snuggling in bed with that guy? Is that Boondock Saints?

[Bobby Lee]

I like Boondock Saints.

[Andrew Santino]

Tell me that's wrong. Wasn't he in that movie? Am I. It is, right? And he's snuggling in bed with that boyfriend.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's like one of the funniest scenes of all time. Oh, it's never gonna be up there. Yeah. He's cuddling. That's right. Cuddling. He knows what it is. He goes. I thought you wanted to cuddle. Yeah. This is such a great scene.

[Bobby Lee]

Hello. Huh? Room number. We got a time of death. Kim's eating heart.

[Tim Dillon]

I'm joking.

[Bobby Lee]

I got a body count.

[Tim Dillon]

The acting is terrible. This. This William Defo is amazing. The other guy. It's not terrible. Terrible acting.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait.

[Tim Dillon]

Terrible acting.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait. Go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

What are you doing?

[Andrew Santino]

I just wanted to cuddle.

[Bobby Lee]

Cuddle. What a fag.

[Andrew Santino]

By the way, you and I need to remake the scene.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to see.

[Andrew Santino]

That's 100.

[Tim Dillon]

That good at. That's not good.

[Bobby Lee]

That's bad acting.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it's terrible. That's why it's so funny.

[Bobby Lee]

He's a friend of the director.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It started over real fast, though. Just so I can see. That's you and I in bed. That's literally you and I in bed.

[Bobby Lee]

That's us. Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Can we remake that now, Tim?

[Tim Dillon]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Hello.

[Andrew Santino]

Go ahead. Stop it. If.

[Bobby Lee]

If I was. If we didn't know each other.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

We're at the Abbey.

[Tim Dillon]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I just keep thinking that's you and me.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's so funny.

[Bobby Lee]

And like, I look the way I do.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Is. Am I something that you would hit on?

[Tim Dillon]

I've hung out with Asians.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but me specifically. Like, my look.

[Tim Dillon]

I don't know. I don't know. Perhaps.

[Bobby Lee]

Honest.

[Tim Dillon]

No, I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a. No.

[Tim Dillon]

Perhaps. I don't know. It's a soft.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Tim Dillon]

No, It's. It's. It's very. It's a specific. I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, let's. Andrew and I, we. You don't know us. We're just. We're working at the app. Okay.

[Tim Dillon]

Probably Andrew because he's white.

[Andrew Santino]

But.

[Tim Dillon]

But that would be the only reason.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So you prefer white men?

[Tim Dillon]

Well, no, I'm just saying if. If you know what I mean. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Just.

[Bobby Lee]

Just say he's sexier, that's all. I'm a big boy. I'm a big boy. I.

[Tim Dillon]

Well, it's just a very. It's different. There's two different things.

[Andrew Santino]

We're such different kind of guys.

[Tim Dillon]

It's two different things.

[Andrew Santino]

We're two different guys. Also, what are our jobs? You said we're working. What am I doing?

[Tim Dillon]

But there's hot a. There's insanely hot Asians, obviously.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. I wouldn't be one.

[Tim Dillon]

No, but I'm just saying insanely hot is a very high standard for anyone.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't think you're insanely hot?

[Tim Dillon]

Insanely hot's a tough standard. What's in this Mounaro drug they're giving you? But I mean, you know. You know.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I have a particular Leo.

[Tim Dillon]

You know. Him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Right.

[Tim Dillon]

Come on.

[Bobby Lee]

I get. I get it.

[Tim Dillon]

Come on.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. What I would be doing there is. I'm cleaning off the pole. Don't they have poles? You're always cleaning the poles when they're dancing or whatever. Right. Don't they dance?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

You clean the poles?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Clean the poles. No. So I'm not sexy to you?

[Tim Dillon]

That's. I didn't say that. I said, see, Mulia would be an insanely hot Asian person.

[Andrew Santino]

That's correct.

[Tim Dillon]

I mean, that's not. That's not a knock on anyone.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not even like. That's not even like a lift culturally. That's such an obvious.

[Tim Dillon]

I mean, is this. Is this a. Is this a controversial statement?

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Tim Dillon]

What are we doing?

[Bobby Lee]

You think that's a good looking.

[Tim Dillon]

Are you nuts? That's objectively. Is it? Am I crazy?

[Bobby Lee]

Watch.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, whoa.

[Tim Dillon]

Okay. You know what?

[Andrew Santino]

Holy.

[Tim Dillon]

By the way.

[Bobby Lee]

What the.

[Tim Dillon]

By the way, I'm wrong. You're kind of right. You're kind of right, by the way. Actually, you're kind of right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Change my mind.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So change my mind.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, thanks for having us on.

[Tim Dillon]

Thank you. Thank you for coming.