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Tim Dillon
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. We are here again for your viewing and listening pleasure. Thank you everybody for all the birthday wishes. Very kind of many of you. Very nice of you to reach out and wish me a happy birthday. I do not love birthdays. My mother never liked them. The running joke in our home was that she was turning 29 again every year she was 29 and then 29 and then 29, but she was actually a 40 year old schizophrenic. So that was the bit that was a joke, that was like the running bit. It's like she was not only was she not 29, she was severely ill. But I, I don't love them. And the reason I don't love birthdays is because the Irish don't like to be celebrated. It's not in our nature. Arabs like it, the Jews like it, the, the bat mitzvahs, the bar mitzvahs, things like that. Let's be honest, I love it. Certain cultures are better at it. Italians like it. Like the Irish don't necessarily love to be celebrated. So even they did a big cake for me last night and all this stuff was very nice. But I made a joke, I went, oh, this is for the ceasefire. And I blew out the candle. Because the pomp and circumstance is not. Because I have the DNA of an Irish person that is not second nature to us. So birthdays, like everybody going, happy birthday, like it's your day. It's like it's number one. It's fake. It's not my day. It's not my day. I can't do anything on my birthday that I. If I went and I threw hot coffee in a barista's face and the cops came and I went, it's my day. Like, that doesn't work. It's actually not your day. It's not. So I did a party at the Stand Comedy club and restaurant and a favorite of mine, and I want to thank the owners for.
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Dan St. Germain
Going all out.
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Tim Dillon
You know, they had a nice sculpture of me and a sword swallower and a contortionist and I paid for it all. And I want to thank them for that. Because initially I wanted an open bar and a couple of pizzas, but they said, listen, let's bang him over the head. And I think that is important. It is important to bang people over the head, by the way, because there was probably a thought process in their mind. They were like, you know, maybe. And this is, my friend Dan said this, Dan St. Germain, he goes, they were probably Thinking like, maybe, you know, this guy's career is going well. It's on the rise. Maybe one day he brings us on as a production company. And then they started laughing and he went, that's not happening. Bang him over the head. Get a sword swallower.
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Dan St. Germain
Get a fucking.
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Tim Dillon
A bust. I have an ice sculpture bust of myself. It was Saddam Hussein's party. Like it was. If you didn't know who I was, you probably walked in and went, this guy's a psychopath. You know, it looks like I. I mean, it was. It was a dictator's birthday for sure. And I didn't, you know, but I thanked them for doing it. It was nice of them for doing it, and I appreciate it. And everybody that came out, a lot of people I hadn't seen in a long time. And those things are never that fun when it's your birthday because you're walking around talking to everyone and saying hello. And it's not that you don't want to do that. It's just that it's a lot of work to go around the room and say, oh, it's good to see you. I haven't seen you in a while. One guy said to me, he goes, when did we stop? When were we stopping, friends? Was it 2008? He said that. There's a guy I went to high school with. I go, yeah, I guess. I mean, I don't, you know, so that's what you get. I mean, look, that's Saddam Hussein's birthday. That's literally what they stand got for me. That's literally a photo from my party. And let's. Let's address the Elon thing now, too, because I think there's a big misunderstanding, and I like to clear it up for people, because I don't view the show as a news show. I view it as a show where I'm having fun. And then occasionally interesting things happen and you may learn something you didn't know. But I don't view it as. I'm not here to educate you. If it happens, hey, it happens, right? People are mad at the salute that he did, show what he did. And I'm gonna. I'm gonna go into this because people are. I think they're off base.
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Unknown
You know, there are elections that. Elections that come and go. Some elections are, you know, important, some are not.
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Tim Dillon
But.
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Unknown
But this one. This one. This one really mattered. And I just want to say thank you for making it happen. Thank you.
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Dan St. Germain
Yeah.
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Tim Dillon
So people are mad at this gesture. All this gesture means is, is heil Hitler. This is all this gesture means. This is a gesture signifying your support for Hitler. Hitler was a politician in Germany in the 1940s. People had varying degrees of, you know, some people really liked what he did. A lot of people were not into it. And that's fair. And I think when we look back on history, a lot of, you know now, you know what I mean? It's like things that happened then like we'd never do now. And. And I think that's Hitler, that we run into that a little bit with Hitler where it's like. Like at the time, you know what I mean? It's like the word oriental. It's a no, no now. But back then it wasn't, you know. So I think this Hitler thing is just one of those things that, you know, he's just hiling Hitler and people seem really upset about that. I think they think that else. He's just saying, I like Hitler. That's not. He's not saying like, I love everything Hitler did. Or maybe, maybe he's not saying like, oh, Hitler was like, let's go down the list of what he did. Oh, good, good, good, good, good. No, no. He's just saying, overall, I happen to like Adolf Hitler and find that he did. So people that are upset about. I can't help you. I just can't help you. Of course, of course. There, there. What, what did I predict? Why am I always right? Did I not predict there was going to be a fallout with the tech people? Vivek Rama Lama Lam is already good thinking about run. And that's not racist when I do. That is his name. That is his name. He is. He is now going to run for the governor of Ohio. He's at a doge, the Department of Government Efficiency. Elon and Vivek, everybody, everybody in that maga world was a little sick of Vivek running the mouth. Stop running the mouth. Take the gulab jamun and put it in the mouth.
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Unknown
That's a little fat, round little pancake.
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Tim Dillon
That the Indians make and they do it in a sugar syrup and it's actually really cool. But he's out already. He's thinking about running for the guys was in for hours. Vivek Rabbalah was in for hours. And then he started saying Americans are fat, lazy pieces of shit. Fair, but you own it. And I did a whole rant on that and I was right, I was correct. He was basically making the argument that we needed to bring in talent from other countries because Americans weren't up to the task. The exact argument made for years by both Democrats and Republicans, the Koch brothers, the Chamber of Commerce, most billionaires in America. They too believe that Americans are not up to the task, which is why they continually ship their jobs overseas, bring in cheaper labor here. And so now Vivek is out. He's trying to run for governor of Ohio. I don't think that will work.
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Unknown
I don't know.
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Tim Dillon
I don't know, but he's out. I called it. The reason this isn't working, I called it. And I can even find the clips for you. There are a bunch of people in Trump's orbit who believe they are using Donald Trump, that they are going to get something out of Donald Trump. And listen, they may get something out of Donald Trump because he's the President of the United States and he has the power to give people things that they want, grants, funding, access, the things that all presidents can give people. The mistake these people are making is that Trump does not see them coming a mile away. He does. You may love Trump, you may hate Trump, you may think he's vulgar, you may think he's a dictator. You might not like his policy. It's all whatever you want. That being said, his political instincts, you even have to admit, even if you're his enemy, you have to admit that his political instincts are, for the most part, pretty damn good. He sees these people coming a mile away and then he keeps them around. A lot of them are fall guys. They're fall guys. You need a fall guy. When you're doing a lot of stuff, when you're moving through the world, people off, going left, going right. I don't mean politically. I just mean, you know, literally making lefts, making rights, going through the town, driving around, screaming, radios on. You need a fall guy. You need somebody to share the burden. When people get angry at you, you have to deflect that anger because you have to keep being productive. This is the meaning of Teflon, Don. Meaning, like what they said about Gotti, what they say about all these guys, you have to refract the light off yourself, the heat that you're getting for whatever, and it's got to go somewhere else, you know, so all of these guys who think they're using Trump or that they're going to get one over on Trump, and they behave in these ways, and you're, you're, you're mystified by it, you go, why is he keeping some of these people around? My belief, from watching him, you need a fall guy, he needs Somebody to turn around and go, that guy's out. I mean, this is, you know, the Apprentice. You're fired. This is where he comes from. He comes from the world of reality television, the reality spectacle. The reason nobody's been able to beat him is because he understands that world better than everyone else, which is our world. Now. When you see Mike Tyson sitting, you know, Jake Paul and Mike Tyson, and Mike Tyson is sitting on Jake Paul's shoulders at the inauguration, you realize that everything is now the Internet. Everything. Everything is now the Internet. Nothing has survived. The old world is in ruins. It's in ruins. It's just spires of churches. I'm not saying anything about religion. I'm just saying it's all different buildings. It looks. The old world looks completely destroyed, because it is. And the old world, I mean, the media, I mean the legitimacy of scientific institutions, academic institutions, the government, the media, entertainment, business, the world, the world in which we all lived for many, many years has died. And the people that cannot accept that or are confused by that, there's a lag. They don't quite get it. They're talking about the future of cnn. The future of cnn. Well, what will come of cnn? They don't get it. They're unaware. Trump understands this world, this new world that he helped create and the people around him created. They created it with reality television, and then they created it with social media. And those are the two big cultural forces that have changed the way people behave and the way people process information. And the people that had a monopoly on information don't have one anymore. And now everybody can get into the game for better or for worse. And Trump understands all of those things. So this new world that has been created, where you have Jake Paul and Mike Tyson, the inauguration, they just had a big fight, and they might have another one. And the spectacle of this, Trump understands full well the value of that. So these guys that are around him, these tech guys, you know, for example, Trump's AI project with Sam Altman, where he gave Sam Altman, I believe, an investment of $500 million. Don't quote me on that, but I believe it is. 500. Is it 500 billion? 500 million. Look at me. $500 billion to Sam Altman with this AI project, and then Elon Musk and Sam Altman start fighting on X, because Elon feels like he's been pushed out a little bit. President Donald Trump on Tuesday talked about joint venture investing in about up to 500 billion for infrastructure tied to artificial intelligence by a new partnership formed by OpenAI Oracle and SoftBank the new entity. Stargate. Wasn't that a good movie? Stargate with Jodie Foster. Was that the movie? Look up Stargate or was it a show? What was Stargate? Stargate. Was it a show? It was a film, yeah. Who was. Was it Kurt Russell? Yeah, yeah, this was a film. Stargate. What was this about? I think it's about what we're paying 500 billion for. In modern day Egypt, Professor Daniel Jackson teams up with retired army colonel to unlock the code of an interstellar gateway to an ancient Egypt like world. They arrive on a planet ruled by the despotic Ra, who holds the key to the Earth. Traveler safe return. Now, in order to escape from their intergalactic purgatory, Jackson & O'Neill, Musk & Altman must convince the planet's people that Ra must be over there. But by the way, this is what they want to do. There's a reason I'm reading the description for this movie. There's a reason it's called Stargate. That's what they think is going to happen. All of these tech people that are all geniuses and whatever, and maybe some of them are, but that's really what they think is going to happen. It, they're, they. It's just. Some of it is science, some of it is science fiction, some of it is madness, but it doesn't matter. That's what they want to do. They're kind of bored on Earth. They're bored and they want to go and do other cool shit. They want to have intergalactic fights. The new entity Stargate will start building out data centers and the electricity generation needed for the further development of fast evolving AI in Texas, according to the White House. Now by the way, we've all agreed that AI is terrifying, but we need to compete with China and other countries that are developing AI because if they develop it faster than we do and they enslave their population first. You follow me here. If China enslaves their population more efficiently, then we. Listen to me. If we have to buy the AI programs from China to enslave our population, instead of China buying the AI programs from us to enslave their pop. Do you see where we're going here? We need to be competitive with China. If they're going to have supremacy in the AI sphere, we're going to have to go to them all the time and go where we need to buy your product to enslave our population because you've done it so well and we don't want that. The chairman of Oracle suggested that the project was also tied to digital health records. It would make it easier to treat diseases such as cancer by possibly developing a customized vaccine. It is the beginning of the human hybrid. Right. The chip's gonna come in, it's gonna detect when you're gonna have a heart attack or a stroke. It's gonna tell you your medical history. It's gonna tell whoever's treating you your medical history. This is gonna happen. There isn't really. It's not gonna happen for us, perhaps, and maybe it's not gonna happen. It probably will happen in our lifetime. We'll be too old. Why are we wasting them on you? A few people. But this is coming. The push to build data centers predates Trump's presidency. Last October, the financial company Blackstone estimated the US would see 1 trillion invested in data centers over five years, with another 1 trillion being committed internationally. Other partners in the project include Microsoft Investor MGX and the chip makers ARM and Nvidia, according to separate statements by Oracle and OpenAI. So Sam Altman and Elon Musk get up their little fight that they had after. Trump has committed up to $500 billion to fund this research to make America the leader. Because this is what all these tech guys want. They don't. It's not about, like, you know, what happens to the country or to people. It's about, are we the leader? Are we the leader in this? No matter what this is, by the way. And they believe that we have to merge with AI unless AI will defeat us. They believe that. They believe the cat's out of the bag, it's sentient or it's gonna be sentient and it's coming for you. And if you do not merge with it and harness the power of it, the human race is toast. This is not controversial. This is what they believe. They believe this investment that Trump is making is literally to secure the future of the human race. Otherwise AI is going to wipe us out. This is what they've been pretty open about. Musk wrote on X. They don't actually have the money. Softbank has well under 10 billion secured. I have that on good authority. Altman responded Wednesday to say Musk was wrong, as you surely know, and inviting my Musk to visit the. Visit the first site in Texas that is already under construction. This is great for the country. I realize what is great for the country isn't always optimal for your companies, but your new role, in your new role, I hope you'll mostly put America first. Altman wrote, using a US Flag emoji to represent America. So these guys are having, like, a bitch fight on X over AI and this is the problem now with billionaires. I was on Stavros's show the other day and we were talking about it. You know, billionaires used to be quietly evil. And it was like, you long for that, having, like, catty fights, this undignified need to be cool, these catty fights that you have with your competitor. These people used to just kill each other. They used to try to destroy each other in business. They used to just, I mean, you know, spread rumors and false narratives. Quietly, quietly. Now everything's right out in the open. Everybody's become a seventh grade girl, Everything's become a lunchroom, and everybody's kind of become a bitch. And I don't use that term in a gendered way because a lot of men that are bitches. I'm just saying everybody is becoming a catty cunt. That's what everybody is. It doesn't matter how much money you have. Everybody's fighting in front of everybody else and Hiling Hitler. And that's. It's a little dispiriting.
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Tim Dillon
Now, by the way, the best thing from the inauguration was what seems to be, and I don't want to. A transgender minister, perhaps, I don't know if this is true or not, kind of lecturing the Trump family about what's going on. And so this is a bishop making a plea. This is Bishop Marianne Edgar Buddy sermon challenging Trump at the inaugural service. She basically gets up there and she really gets very political. And you can see how uncomfortable everybody is in the pews. Let's watch the minister.
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Unknown
Let me make one final plea.
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Tim Dillon
Now, this is. Now, let's stop for a minute immediately. As soon as this minister goes, let me make one final plea. You know where it's going. And he knows. He knows exactly where it's going. This particular minister, as soon as she goes, let me make one final plea. There is no doubt where this is going. Everybody's waiting for it. Melania Usha Vance is waiting for it. Nobody is confused about where this is heading when this minister goes, and now.
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Unknown
I would like to make one final play.
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Tim Dillon
And this minister has kind of a cool, non binary librarian vibe. You can feel the shifting in the seats. You can feel how uncomfortable it's about to get.
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Unknown
Let me make one final plea. Mr. President, millions have put their trust in you. And as you told the nation yesterday, you have felt the providential hand of a loving God. In the name of our God, I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared. Now. There are gay, lesbian, and transgender children in Democratic, Republican and independent families, some who fear for their lives and the people.
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Tim Dillon
And let's bring one of them up right now. And they just bring one of them up. That would be great.
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Unknown
And they go, and now we're going to. And one of them is here with us tonight. There are gay, lesbian, and transgender children in Democratic and Republican. And one of them is here with us right now. And then you just see, like, a.
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Tim Dillon
Child drag queen come up and she's like, fuck you, bitch.
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Unknown
She's like, and thank you. Thank you so much for that. Thank you so much for that. That is Desmond. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Desi. Many of the people now, Trump, may I? Let me make one final plea with you and your fascist pig family. You said the other day that you feel that you're being guided by the loving hand of the provincial hand of a loving God. I'd ask you to have mercy right now on the people in this country that are scared. The demisexuals, the sapiosexuals, the people that are into bondage, the people that are into blood play, the people that are into S and M, the people who go into an orgy without a safe word. I want you to take mercy on these people. I want you to take mercy on the immigrants who pick the strawberries that I put in my ass every now and then. I will put strawberries in my ass. I come anally. I'm the minister. Many of you, many of you in this church are sitting here in this service and you're thinking about the people in this country right now who might be scared. People who are transgender, people who are non binary, people who go by the zer pronoun, people who are gender fluid. Do you understand that? There are people right now in orgies that are illegal. They may not have the documents. They may not have the documentation, but they're in an orgy right now and they're about to come and they're scared. They're scared for what happens when you take office. Can you speak to those people? Can you speak to illegal immigrant, transgender people in an orgy right now at my house while I'm here? Because there are five illegal immigrant, transgender Guatemalans in my house having sex right now. And I'm watching them on my phone and they're very scared. They're very scared of what's about to happen. Is there any way people who pick.
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Our crops and clean our office buildings, who labor in poultry farms and meat packing plants, who wash the dishes after we eat in restaurants and work the night shifts in hospitals, they, they may not be citizens or have the proper documentation.
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Dan St. Germain
They are gay.
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Unknown
They may not be citizens, but they're all at an orgy right now in my house. They're at an orgy in the basement of my house. And they may not be citizens and they may not pay taxes, but they're going hard. And they've been going hard for hours. They're on Raw Molly. Raw Molly, Mr. President. And they're scared. They're scared of what's about to happen to them. Is there going to be a raid? Are they going to be sweatily dragged out of my house? Their sweaty, shivering bodies coming down from.
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Tim Dillon
Mali covered in each other's fluids?
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Unknown
They may not have the papers, they may not have the papers, but they're fucking, Mr. President. And I want you.
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Tim Dillon
Tiffany Trump in the back is just. She Just looks high. Let's finish this. This is very interesting.
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Unknown
The vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. They pay taxes and are good neighbors. They are faithful members of our churches and mosques, synagogues, Wadara and temples.
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Dan St. Germain
Wadara?
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Tim Dillon
What's that?
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Unknown
I ask you to have mercy, Mr. President, on those in our communities whose children fear that their parents will be taken away and that you help those who are fleeing war zones and persecution in their own lands and let them.
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Come to my house and accept, to.
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Find compassion and welcome here.
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Let people fleeing the Ukraine have sex with me.
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Dan St. Germain
How God teaches us it doesn't matter.
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Unknown
If we are what their gender is. To the stranger they can make me come for we were all one strangers.
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Tim Dillon
We were all one strangers until we.
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Unknown
Took our clothes off and had sex with each other. In my house, nobody asks for papers when you're having sex. We were all one strangers, Mr. President. We were strangers. Strangers in the night that met up in a parking lot after we exchanged a few messages on Craigslist. That's right. I've been at this game for a long time. We're all strangers until we felt the warmth of another stranger's mouth. Have you ever felt the warmth of another stranger's mouth, Mr. President? Because when you. I have a small penis that's made out of my clitoris, Mr. President. My clitoris. I have a small penis that is made out of my clitoris and it feels. And it has a lot of nerve endings on it. And it can be used as penis, not in the traditional pornographic sense, but in the sense that I can derive pleasure from this penis. Is it the biggest penis? No, but it's a penis that I can derive pleasure from. And occasionally, when an illegal immigrant puts this clitoris penis in their mouth and sucks it until I come, I'm reminded that most people who come to this country do so because they have hopes and dreams.
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May God grant us the strength and courage to honor the dignity of every human being to speak the truth to one another in love and walk humbly with each other. And our God, that's our God for the good of all people.
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That's what I say when I come.
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A God, good of all people in this nation, our God and the world.
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Tim Dillon
Well, there you go. It's, you know, one of those things that is happening in the world.
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Unknown
It's just, you know, who knows what.
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Tim Dillon
We'Re going to do?
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Unknown
We don't know what's happening.
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Tim Dillon
There's 10,000 troops headed to the border. There is an emergency of the border.
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Unknown
Trump is going to secure the border.
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Tim Dillon
It's what he ran on. It's how he got elected. People want troops. I don't know if people want troops at the border. They want the immigration situation to be figured out. I don't think people want a rampant, wholesale deporting of grandmas. I don't think anyone wants that. But I do think that people want criminals gone. I think people want sanity in terms of who can come into the country. We can't keep having millions and millions and millions of people come into the country without any process. That's why Trump was elected. It's not only why Trump was elected. It's the reason that every leader in Europe and the Netherlands is either getting elected or getting very close to being elected. Because the mass migration of people from one area to another is the biggest issue in the world. It is not, you know, racist or xenophobic. Now, of course, there are elements of it that are racist and xenophobic, but it is primarily an issue about the integration of people into an existing economic and cultural space, which is what a country is. And that's an issue that's not only an American issue. It's all over the world. And this is why Trump won. Trump won because people felt that elite people in this country, people that were wealthy, people that made money in the stock market, people that owned assets, didn't.
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Dan St. Germain
Care about the rest of them.
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Tim Dillon
They didn't really give a shit. And what was good for their bottom line, what was good for their investors, what was good for their company, was not necessarily good for the people of America. Which is why Sam Altman is hitting Elon with the same critique, which is what's good for your companies isn't necessarily good for America. That's one of the reasons that Donald Trump got elected, certainly the first time, and I think also this time is because people feel that there is a uni party in Washington. There are two sides of the same party, Democrats, Republican, and they both represent the interest of the donor class. Lobbyists, corporations, the military industrial complex. And none of them care about the people. Now, what is Trump gonna do for middle class people? Let's see, let's see. Let's watch. We don't know. Let's watch. There's a lot of arguments about it. Does Trump care? I don't love that all these tech guys are around him. I've said that. I'm not the only one saying it. There's people with a lot more power than me saying it. There's people with bigger audiences than me saying it. But there are people that are listening to not only me, but to a lot of different people who are noticing this and saying it, that this may not be good. But I'm always reminded of how I started the episode. You need a fall guy. You need somebody there who might have to take a bullet. I'm worried about what's going on in the intelligence community a little bit. And I. I don't want to talk out of turn, but I'm worried a little bit about. I don't know, they don't want to confirm Tulsi. Here's why. Here's why that worries me. Not necessarily only about Tulsi, who I like and respect, but. And what I like and respect about Tulsi is I think she understands that the major threat to America, certainly since 9, 11 and probably even before that, has been stateless terrorist organizations, potentially with state backing, but they are able to cause a lot more havoc again. California, four new fires. Weird, odd. People who've lived there forever, people who've grown up there are saying, this is odd, strange, weird. Is it random homeless guys doing this? Perhaps. We don't know. But what a great way to attack a place. What a great way to do a ton of devastation and damage. We don't know why any of this is happening. But Tulsi understands that it's terrorism that is more of a threat than Russia. There's a Cold War obsession with Russia. Now. The problem is if you go into the Ukraine and then you. You back them and you fund a war and you let Russia blows the shit out of Ukraine, and then you have all the contracts to rebuild the Ukraine, and you have all the access to the rare earth minerals that the Ukraine is sitting on. And American multinational corporations are handling all of the reconstruction in the Ukraine. People are making a lot of fucking money and they don't want that gravy train to end. And Tulsi Gabbard is going. But why is it in the. In the national security interest of America to walk right up to a nuclear confrontation with Russia over a border in the northern north of Ukraine that we could. They're gonna have the same type of deal that every war ends with, which is an exchange of territory and a treaty, a deal. And why are we going to spend years and years propping up the Ukraine to fight Russia in the hopes that the Russian state collapses, spending billions and billions and billions of dollars? Lives are being lost on both sides, Russia and Ukraine. Is that good policy? Well, not if you're not a defense contractor. The only people Benefiting from that war right now are the people that live in the 10 counties around Washington, D.C. and they're making a ton of money. Certainly not a Ukrainian mother who's. Whose husband is dead. Certainly not a Russian mother whose husband is dead. And it's certainly not anyone in the Ukraine who has a fantasy that they're going to get everything they want, because they're not. There's going to be a negotiation and there's going to be the end. The ending of that war is probably going to look a lot like what it could have been years ago before everybody made all that money. But nobody doesn't want to make that money. So when Tulsi Gabbard comes in and goes, well, why are we doing this? Immediately, they're trying to get rid of her and they're trying to say, she may not even make it out of committee.
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John Ratliff was just, I believe, confirmed. He's one of them. Hegseth is defense. He's. They're looking at him right now. He likes to booze it up. Heg Seth. He likes to throw a few back. And occasionally he's thrown a woman or two in a water fountain. We don't love that. It's not ideal. But he also served the country honorably. I don't know what he did. There's, you know, Jane Mayer wrote a whole thing about him. He likes to get. He likes to. He's one of those guys who likes to go to the convention. You ever work at a job and then everybody goes to the convention and they go, you know, this guy's going to get real fucked up. He's that guy. He's the guy at the convention who's just. He's already in the bag at dinner. You go, you're in the bag. You should go to your room. He's like the fire.
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Tim Dillon
He's that guy, you know, and then there's problems, there's probable. But we're not hearing the R word. We're not hearing that. I don't know the details of some of what we're hearing. I think his ex wife might have said she felt for. Feared for her safety or something. I don't know. But I don't know what that even means. People have said that about me because I drive fast. What do you mean by that? I have places to go, but I'm just saying he's moving through.
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Dan St. Germain
He's moving through.
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Tim Dillon
They threw out Gates. Gates is on Cameo and, and then I don't know what he's doing now. I think he's got a show on own one American News Network or something. But. But yeah, so I mean, Hegseth just likes, you know, the guy went to Iraq and he saw a lot of fucked up shit. When you send these guys over to Iraq, they see some fucked up shit. Their best friend's head gets blown off in front of them. So then they tend to get very religious. You tend to get religious when you see your friends brains are all over you. It tends to motivate you in that direction. I'm telling you, you do. You start getting tats. You know what I mean? Like, you start. You gotta. You gotta believe some. If bullets are flying to the left and to the right and everybody's brains are all over you. Okay, who is this? Is this his ex wife? Yes. Okay, let's see what happened here. So he's got some tattoos people don't love and he's very religious. But again, it's like we're going back to like, you know. The alleged pattern of abuse of misconduct by Mr. Hegseth is disturbing. This behavior would disqualify any service member from holding any leadership position in the military, much less being confirmed sexual. Secretary of Defense Danielle describes in the affidavit allegations of volatile and threatening contact by Hegseth that made a second wife fear for her safety. Among the allegations are that Samantha hid in a closet once from him, that she developed escape plans for use if she felt the need to get away from him.
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Dan St. Germain
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Tim Dillon
And that she did once put escape plans in action. I. I gotta be honest. I. I don't. I. I'm. I'm. And. And I'm trying to give everyone a fair hearing here. That doesn't move me. I need to see something. Did he put hands on you? Were you hit? And I'm not saying that's the only kind of abuse. I know there's emotional abuse, but, like, when you say, like, oh, I had an escape plan to put into action, I don't know. Maybe that's genuine. Maybe you're being dramatic. So I don't know. All I know, he's an intense guy. He seems intense. He was on Fox and Friends, the morning show. Right now he's doing this now. Maybe he is a n. I don't know. But I'm just saying when, When. When somebody goes, what's the evidence? And someone goes, well, his ex wife had an escape plan because he was a. I got tons of people have really bad relationships. I don't know what that even means. And I need more evidence. And I'm not saying it doesn't exist. I'm just saying there needs to be a little bit more evidence than just, hey, this guy's a nut job. And we had volatile fighter. Tons of people that have volatile fights and make up and fight and make up and fight. She also says, I believe Hegses has an alcohol abuse problem, and he was abusive. And this is his first wife. His first wife said he's gonna. He's. He has alcohol issues. That's clear. He has alcohol. He likes to throw them back. He likes to throw him back a little bit. I think. I think that today had to drag him out of the hotel a few times. That seems to be a lot of where his issues stem from. He likes to hit. He likes to hit it a little bit. Ratliff, CIA. Let's see what his deal is. He. They just confirmed him as the director of the Central Intelligence Agency, an agency that I believe is always on the up and up. Just what I think. I could be wrong. So he was conferred. Now, by the way, the CIA. By the way, they. A lot of the people in the intelligence community are lovely. Intelligence community. Here we go. President elect Donald Trump announced Tuesday that he has chosen ratcliffe Ratcliffe, sorry. To serve as CIA director. He kind of breezed through the media, didn't really jump on him. And he was the Director of National Intelligence before now. Maybe it's cuz he's really great and really qualified and maybe it's because they think he can be used somehow, I don't know. But usually when there's no fight, when they don't put up any fight to confirm somebody, there might be an ulterior motive for that. It might be because they feel like he's useful to some degree. Ooh, he's a good, he's a good one. We like him. Maybe it's because he's super qualified. Maybe it's because they feel like he's going to do the bidding of people that are not elected. I don't know. A bunch of people. If you remember the Hunter Biden laptop Russia disinformation story where when it initially came out, I believe it was 50 members of the intelligence community, 51 members, something like that, signed a letter saying that that story about Hunter Biden's laptop was disinformation and that it was Russian disinformation and that it was a hoax. And that letter made Twitter and other places censor the laptop story. And many people, myself, other people feel that that was election interference, that that story may have had an effect on the 2020 election. But the intelligence community, big members of the intelligence community and it's not like, can you get up who signed that letter? And we're not talking about like low level guys at the CIA. We're not talking about the guy that sweeps the floor, we're not talking about like a part time guy who's comes in and we're not talking about somebody was new, he doesn't know. Always new, he doesn't know. We're talking about highest level people in our intelligence community that signed this letter saying that this story was completely fake and it's not. We're talking about really top dog people that have all temporarily here.
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Dan St. Germain
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Tim Dillon
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Tim Dillon
If there's any community Trump shouldn't trust, it's the intelligence community. If there's any community he should be overly skeptical of in America, it's the intelligence community. Cuz their job is to control presidents, to seek to control the president of the United States. There's Thomas Matthew Crux. Not a looker. Not a looker. I mean, this guy's Wikipedia, by the way, it reads like evidence on his political reviews remaining conclusive. In 2021, he donated $15 to a voter turnout group with a Democratic platform. When he reached a voting age of 18, he registered to vote in Pennsylvania as a member of the Republican Party and remained registered as a Republican until his death. So he donated $15 to the Democrats. Then he became a Republican, stayed a Republican until he shot the president from a roof that was too sloped to put a sniper on. But he was fine there. They shot him. His body didn't even roll off the roof. And there we have it. So classmates characterize him as being quiet. They said he was bullied. He has a quiet demeanor and he liked to camouflage hunting outfits. We don't know anything really about his family. We haven't seen a ton of interviews and we don't know. So if you're a imaginative person, you might feel that he was perhaps part of a, I don't want to use a C word, conspiracy. He had explosives, unexploded munitions in his car that they found bombs, all these things. And so this guy who went and tried to kill the President of the United States and almost succeeded, okay, he purchased over 50 rounds of ammunition and a ladder before going to the rally, he flew a drone over the rally. We remember all this stuff, okay? And the Secret Service dropped the ball.
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Dan St. Germain
In a major way.
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Tim Dillon
Now, if I'm Trump and I'm the people around Trump, I don't believe that was a random event. I don't think it was purely random. I don't think he, I don't think he believes that. I don't think the people around him believe that. And I have an undecent authority that they believe that there's more to that story. At the very least, there's more to that story. So if there's one community that Trump should probably look out for, it's the people in the intelligence community who, ever since the days of, like, Allen Dulles, basically have a parallel command structure where they do whatever the hell they want. They don't care. They're not carrying out orders from the President. They're doing whatever they want. They're instigating attacks in other countries. They're framing people for certain things. They're trying to keep America in a constant state of war. And they're doing things domestically and internationally to serve that goal. And if the President's not for it, they don't give a shit. They don't really care. This is, you know, has been going on since the days of Allen Dulles when the OSS became the CIA. And now, of course, the CIA has grown into the dia, the nsa. I mean, it's a whole labyrinth of agencies where unelected people are, are, are, are basically conducting the business of America with the black budget stuff, narco trafficking, human trafficking, whatever. However they're getting money, it's not congressionally approved. These are not above board projects that the American people are signing off on. These are not even covert projects that members of Congress are signing off on. These are unknown to anyone except a few people in the CIA projects that are being carried out. And Trump is, you know, he's basically got to really watch his back in this sense. And I, you know, I don't know if the people that are around. I think some of the people that are around him know that, and I think some of them don't. And again, this isn't about whether you agree with his domestic or foreign policy. This is about any president, whether it was Obama, Trump, Bush. Everybody can get led astray by the intelligence community, get manipulated by the intelligence community, can be left out. There's intelligence they don't read presidents into. They don't know what's going on. So hopefully this guy that's appointed to the head of the CIA because they just froze the security clearances of a lot of those people, almost all of them. And I believe maybe all of them, if you look up this, the security clearances of the people that signed that letter. A lot of those security clearances, yeah. Trump moves to revoke security clearances of ex intelligence officials who signed letter on the Hunter Biden laptop. But as long as those intelligence people have somebody in the agency that's loyal to them, it doesn't really matter if they have a security clearance or not, because they can just operate from outside of that agency in the shadows, using whoever is in there like a puppet. So the President has a lot of authority when it comes to security clearances. A problem the White House will run into is this. If they depart from their existing procedures, it could set up a judicial appeal for these 51 people and it will probably be a class action suit since they're all alike or in similar circumstances. So a lot of these intelligence officials potentially could sue the President and go, we should have our security clearances back. And Trump is like, we need to temporarily yank them until we find out why this was done. The list includes prominent officials like James Clapper, the Director of National Intelligence under former President Obama, John Brennan, and Leon Panetta, who served as Obama's CIA director. These are some of the most powerful people in the world. Make no mistake. These are some of the most powerful people in the world and they have just had their security clearances yanked. They don't usually take things like that lying down. But instead of fighting a high profile public battle about their security clearances, they're probably just going to seek to put their people in positions of power in the intelligence community. Separately, this week, Trump abruptly ended the US Secret Service detail assigned to Bolton. John Bolton, I think I did red eye with him, who's been the subject of assassination plots by Iran. The CIA is doing this fun thing now called Everything's Iran. So everything that is Iran, by the way, everything you're going to hear about is Iran. So just get ready for that because that's where they want to go now. You can feel it. That's where they want to go next. They are gunning for Iran. They want to go into Iran. Israel wants to go into Iran. We want to go. It is, you can feel the inertia that moves us close to Iran. They, they want in. They want into Iran and they want it bad. And so the CIA is just going to do a bunch of shit Say it's Iran and then we're going to go to war with Iran. This is what's going to be, this is the modus operandi of how they operate. They're going to go, these Iranians this side, these Iranians are nuts. We have wanted to go into Iran since I'm a child. I've been hearing about this by the way we went into Iraq. Everyone's like, next is Iran. Like I remember being in a Dunkin Donuts on Long island with these mouth breathers and there was this guy in Dunkin Donuts. He's like, the next one's gonna be Iran. And we just drinking a fucking, you know, culada or whatever. The next one's gonna be Iran. We're gonna get them. And they've been, they've been trying to get Iran forever. But if I was Brennan and if I was these guys, and I'm not, but if I was these guys and don't kill me, if I was these guys, my goal would be to staff that agency with people who are not loyal to the President and in fact would continue the COVID up of crimes that had been committed and would keep running things like business as usual, keep everything going, keep blackmailing politicians using honeypot sex traps, keep the drug trade going, keep partnering with cartels, play some games. That's what they do. It's a criminal organization. I'm not saying we don't need an intelligence community. I'm not saying we don't need information on what other countries are doing. But that's not, that's not all the intelligence community does. And everybody knows that.
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Dan St. Germain
Everybody knows that, okay?
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Tim Dillon
They do a lot of things and they do a lot of things that don't benefit the United States. They have their own agenda. And there's a lot of big money all over the world. Big billionaires, business owners, I mean huge groups. And now these people are moving around the world now more than they ever have. And let's also go into this for a minute. You know, Britain just, we're thinking of, they just came out this tax plan.
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Dan St. Germain
A few months ago that people really.
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Tim Dillon
Don'T like where if you are a non dom, like if you are non domiciled in the UK and you were earning money in other countries, the UK says they used to say, just pay us a fee and we're not going.
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Dan St. Germain
To tax the money you own from enterprises abroad outside of the uk.
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Tim Dillon
Now Keir Starmer and the new government in there is basically saying that's not feasible. We want the money if you're in the UK and you're earning money from outside of the UK somewhere else, we're no longer doing this deal where you just pay us a fee and we.
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Dan St. Germain
Don'T tax your money. There you go.
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Tim Dillon
Rachel Reeves. Rachel Reeves, she's now softening the non dom tax changes. She's, she's basically phasing them in, in a slower way. But what they're basically saying and the reason that she's softening this because they're basically saying, I don't. If you live in London and even though if you're not, you're not a domicile there, if you're living there and you're a CEO, you're a footballer, you're a banker, whatever you're doing there and you're making money abroad offshore, we're taxing that now, you're no longer going to be able to just pass a fee. Now people might agree with that and might say that sounds great. However, an analysis from Henley and Partners found that more than 10,000 millionaires left the U.K. in 2024. That's 157% increase on the previous year. 10,000 millionaires left the UK in 2024. They're going to Dubai, they're going to places in the Emirates, are coming to the United States of America. Okay, Some of these are centimillionaires, meaning they have more than $100 million. Some of these are billionaires. They're able to move around now more and California is going to find this out. I know you got good weather. How's it now with the ash in your throat? It's going to be these people are moving around.
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Dan St. Germain
They used to not be able to.
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Tim Dillon
Move around like this.
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Tim Dillon
Here's why.
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Dan St. Germain
This ties into what I'm saying.
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Tim Dillon
A lot of these people do not have any type of loyalty or allegiance to a specific nation.
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Dan St. Germain
They are looking after themselves and their financial interests.
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Tim Dillon
They are not going to stay in Britain if they're taxed out. They are not going to stay in states like California. Some will, but a lot of them won't. How does this tie into the CIA? I'm glad you asked all of these people. And we're not talking about a banker making $4 million a year. We're talking about centimillionaires. We're talking about billionaires.
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Dan St. Germain
Okay?
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Tim Dillon
Their loyalty is not to a nation. Their loyalty is not to any specific land mass. Their loyalty is not even to a government. It's to a certain operating system that allows them to compound their wealth. And in order to do that, they have to have people that represent them. And the people that represent them are not the congressmen and senators that you're electing. Some of them are. But the vast majority of people that represent those interests are in the intelligence community. Those interests are protected by people in.
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Dan St. Germain
The intelligence community, people that live in.
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Tim Dillon
Those 10 counties in D.C. that are.
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Dan St. Germain
Among the wealthiest in the United States of America. Those are the people who are representing.
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Tim Dillon
The interest, the business interests of a lot of centimillionaires and billionaires. So now that they don't have a particular alliance, per se, to a country there, everybody's moving around, people are mobile, they're working remote. You have a big, big problem on your hands.
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Dan St. Germain
If you're trying to run a country, you have a big problem on your.
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Tim Dillon
Hand because you have a group of.
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Dan St. Germain
People that don't care about the law, they don't respect the law. They are oligarchs.
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Tim Dillon
And some of them are in the tech community, and some of them live in America.
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Dan St. Germain
And some of them think they're gonna.
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Tim Dillon
Get a lot out of this administration.
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Dan St. Germain
Some of them may, and some of them may not.
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Tim Dillon
But this is a group of people that are doing business. They are doing business, illicit business, black budget, with intelligence communities all over the world. And that business is billions and trillions of dollars.
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Dan St. Germain
There is a huge underground economy that a lot of these guys are operating in. Weapons, drugs, people laundering.
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Tim Dillon
And that underground economy and the overground economy commingle.
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Dan St. Germain
And a lot of the commingling is happening with the intelligence community's blessing.
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Tim Dillon
And that's why it becomes so important for the Trump administration to really understand who these people are, what their capabilities are, what their Powers are. Because I think a lot of them miss it.
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Dan St. Germain
A lot of them miss it. You know, I read a story about.
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Tim Dillon
A woman in the UK who was eaten by her pugs. 34 years old. It's never nice when a friendly dog does that.
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Dan St. Germain
If it's a cane corso or something, you kind of.
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Tim Dillon
But a friendly dog eaten by her pugs.
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Dan St. Germain
It's not good.
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Tim Dillon
Like a friendly. Yeah. Woman's body found half eaten by pugs.
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Dan St. Germain
That's what the real Frozen is, isn't it? The real Frozen is not Elsa. And the song Let it Go. Let it go. The real Frozen is this.
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Tim Dillon
The real frozen is you're 34 years.
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Dan St. Germain
Old, you die in your apartment and you're eaten by your pugs. That's what a real Disney film is. It's not.
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Tim Dillon
Let it go. It's not Elsa. She's from Romania. Very sad. We, we, we.
- [69:43]
Dan St. Germain
You know, it's very sad. It was a shocking scene. She was half eaten by her pugs. You know, something's up. Something's up.
- [69:57]
Tim Dillon
What do I know?
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Dan St. Germain
My beautiful sister is no longer among us. My deepest condolences to you. I'm in shock. What happened to her? Please let me know if I can help with anything. Condolences. It's very sad. They were hungry, the pugs. Look at them. Look at them. Do a close up on those two vicious killers. Vicious monsters. God.
- [70:39]
Tim Dillon
That'S that.
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Dan St. Germain
If you think about it like that, the intelligence community is the pugs and that woman is our country dying in an apartment and no one's. No one cares. She dressed that pug up in that stylish jacket and then it ate her. Do you see close up on the pug's face? You can almost tell it's a problem. You can almost tell this pug is a little bit of a problem. This is why I know people with snakes and everything. It's just not the move. They're going to eat you. They're going to kill you. Stop inviting animals into your home. Stop inviting animals into your home. Dogs are fine, cats are fine. But just don't expect any loyalty from them. If you die, they will eat you. They ate this woman, these pugs who she dressed up in little jackets. Ate her. Is terrible. Tim dillon, comedy.com if you want to come see us live.
- [71:42]
Tim Dillon
Interesting stuff. We're gonna really see right now how.
- [71:45]
Dan St. Germain
This tech war is taking shape. Trump came out recently, goes Elon's not getting a seat in the West Wing. He's not gonna have a desk.
- [71:53]
Tim Dillon
Vivek is out. Vivek Rama Lamala is out at Doge.
- [71:58]
Dan St. Germain
And he's now running for the governor of Ohio. Sam Altman and Elon openly fighting over Trump's investment in AI.
- [72:07]
Tim Dillon
How does this all play out? I gotta.
- [72:09]
Dan St. Germain
I put the money on Trump. I do.
- [72:11]
Tim Dillon
I've just observed him for too long.
- [72:14]
Dan St. Germain
I've seen him for too long. He usually doesn't lose. He doesn't lose. And these guys, these nerds, they don't know how to regulate their emotions. And they're, like, all over the place. So you could see them coming a mile away. You can see the minute Vivek. Just the minute this guy's asked one, he can't even do it.
- [72:39]
Tim Dillon
He comes out, he's like, how about you? Maybe a little less. A little less jock, a more screech, more. More Urkel. That's what America's about, Urkel. Like, the guy had one chance and the guy fucked it up. The one who surprised me is Vance.
- [72:55]
Dan St. Germain
Because he has a tech background, but he rose to the occasion, and the.
- [72:59]
Tim Dillon
Guy ended up being a real asset to the ticket.
- [73:02]
Dan St. Germain
But Vivek was kind of a mess. That guy was a mess.
- [73:07]
Tim Dillon
And he's out of. He's out already. My. My bet is that Elon is next. My bet is that Elon is next.
- [73:17]
Dan St. Germain
You need a fall guy. I think he's going to be the fall guy.
- [73:22]
Tim Dillon
Let's watch one more time. Let's see this one more time. And again, don't misunderstand. It's all he's saying is, heil Hitler. It's not a huge deal.
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Unknown
Come and go. Some. Some elections are, you know, important, some are not.
- [73:35]
Tim Dillon
But.
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Unknown
But this one, this one, this one really mattered. And I just want to say thank you for making it happen. Thank you.
- [73:48]
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
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Dan St. Germain
I mean.
- [73:49]
Tim Dillon
And out of the back to no one. Yes.
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Unknown
And you see, my heart goes out to you.
- [73:54]
Dan St. Germain
If you're worth that kind of money, you should be seen twice a year. Do you know how cool he would be if he was mysterious and he just showed up like, twice a year? You know, familiarity breeds contempt. If this guy just emerged twice a year from, like, a rocket ship, from a spaceship. It landed and he just came out. But, I mean, it's like dad jokes and sieg hiling. If I wanted dad jokes and sieg hiling, I'd hang out with my family. I've got uncles that can do this. I've got uncles that can laugh awkwardly, make dad jokes and seek Heil. This is nothing. That. If you have Irish uncles They can see Kyle. They can certainly see Kyle. I don't need a $300 million genius.
- [74:38]
Tim Dillon
To build a rocket.
- [74:40]
Dan St. Germain
I can go to see my uncles and they will make dumb jokes and Heil Hitler. Okay, all right. I'm telling you right now. And they could be bitchy and cunty, too. We hope everyone has a nice. We hope you enjoyed your. It's freezing everywhere. It's very cold everywhere and a lot of people are going to be. But the place that is not cold is la. Four new fires. It never ends. It'll never end. It'll never end. Louisiana is just on fire and no one cares. And it's so funny because it's not a sympathetic place and it just burns and no one cares about it at all. And so there's more fires all the time. And now it's just gonna get to a point where the whole county is engulfed in flames. And it's just. It will barely make the news. The next fires will bear. They will barely be in the news. They'll be like, and Los Angeles is done.
- [75:37]
Tim Dillon
And Los Angeles is done.
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Dan St. Germain
Done.
- [75:41]
Tim Dillon
We're getting word that the few remaining.
- [75:43]
Dan St. Germain
Survivors in Los Angeles have taken their own lives. That is going to be. That's how apocalyptic the news will be getting soon about Los Angeles. Many of the survivors of the Los Angeles fires have actually died of smoke inhalation poisoning and have been eaten by their dogs. People in Los Angeles are being eaten by their pugs. They're burnt little pugs. You imagine that you're just. You just feel your pugs eating you. That's how it should end for many of the people in Los Angeles.
- [76:13]
Tim Dillon
All those people who did the writers.
- [76:15]
Dan St. Germain
Strike, they should be eaten by their own pugs. They're little burnt pugs. Just an army of burnt little pugs ripping the skin off their bones, off their worthless bones as they lay there on the floor of their smoked out little shack.
- [76:34]
Tim Dillon
And I say that respectfully.
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Unknown
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