434 - Trump’s Speech & Casey Anthony’s Tik Tok

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Tim Dillon Show - Episode 434: "Trump’s Speech & Casey Anthony’s TikTok"

Release Date: March 6, 2025

In Episode 434 of The Tim Dillon Show, host Tim Dillon delves into a blend of lighthearted discussions on food preferences and biting political commentary. The episode stands out for its controversial guest interactions and sharp critiques of current political figures and events. Below is a detailed summary capturing the key points, discussions, insights, and conclusions from the episode.

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1. Introduction and Controversial Guests

Tim Dillon opens the episode by emphasizing his show’s commitment to free speech, regardless of guests' viewpoints. He states:

"These people have said things that I not only disagree with, but I find disgusting and repulsive. But I believe because of my commitment to free speech, that they should be heard."
[00:00]

Dillon introduces his guests, including McLovin and a guest referred to as Nonchalant, highlighting their tendency to share wild and unsubstantiated takes without accountability.

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2. Lighthearted Food Discussions

The episode transitions into a casual segment where Dillon and his guests discuss favorite foods, ranging from breakfast cereals to fast food chains and ice cream flavors.

• Breakfast Cereal Debate:

  Dillon questions McLovin’s preference for Honey Nut Cheerios, ultimately settling on Cinnamon Toast Crunch as a superior choice.

  "Honey Nut Cheerios. The famous bee."
  [02:17]

  "Cinnamon Toast Crunch. That is very good."
  [02:49]

• Fast Food Preferences:

  Dillon champions Taco Bell as the best fast-food option, sparking agreement among his guests.

  "Best fast food. Overall. I say Taco Bell."
  [03:12]

  The conversation extends to pizza chains, with Little Caesars receiving a particularly harsh critique.

  "Little Caesars is always in the worst area. If you see a Little Caesars, I get on my GPS immediately and try to get out of that area as soon as possible."
  [06:18]

• Ice Cream Flavor Showdown:

  A lively debate ensues over ice cream flavors, with McLovin favoring cookies and cream, and Dillon advocating for the perfect ratio of chocolate to peanut butter in Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.

  "Reese's Peanut Butter Cup... it is a perfect ratio of chocolate to peanut butter."
  [11:56]

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3. Discussion on Podcast Growth and Longevity

Dillon reflects on the rapid rise of his guests’ show, expressing concerns about longevity and sustainability.

"Do you worry about the longevity? Do you worry about the plan, the long term plan, the financial plan?"
[13:12]

McLovin responds nonchalantly, indicating a lack of concern over the show's future.

"I wouldn't say the financial part really keeps me worried, but I would say the longevity."
[13:48]

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4. Political Commentary: Trump’s Speech

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to Dillon's analysis and critique of former President Donald Trump’s recent speech.

• Emotional Appeal and Public Reaction:

  Dillon praises Trump for creating heartwarming moments, such as deputizing a child with brain cancer into the Secret Service, while criticizing the Democrats for their lack of supportive response.

  "If you were not misty eyed a little bit at that, you are sick."
  [26:08]

• Manipulative Tactics:

  He accuses Trump of using emotional stories and controversial statements to manipulate public perception and political outcomes.

  "These are the type of things that you have to do... because these are the moments you create these moments. And this was brilliant."
  [28:00]

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5. Casey Anthony’s TikTok Response as Democratic Response

One of the most contentious segments involves Casey Anthony’s TikTok video, purportedly serving as the Democratic Party’s official response to Trump’s speech.

• Introduction and Content of the TikTok:

  Casey Anthony introduces herself as a legal advocate and begins to address topics like privacy and women’s rights.

  "I am utilizing the Substack platform... to give people tools and resources that they can utilize."
  [34:05]

• Tim Dillon’s Critique:

  Dillon harshly criticizes Anthony's involvement, referencing her past and questioning the appropriateness of her role as a political spokesperson.

  "I don't know why she's doing it from a car... but I think you killed your daughter."
  [35:08]

  He continues to dissect her statements with a mix of sarcasm and hostility.

  "I want to hear what she has to say about women's rights. Call me a nut."
  [35:32]

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6. Tariffs and Economic Policies

Dillon shifts focus to discuss recent tariffs imposed by President Trump, affecting various consumer goods.

• Impact on Consumer Goods:

  He enumerates the goods affected, such as toys, footwear, and avocados, using hyperbolic humor to emphasize potential price hikes.

  "90% of avocados are from Mexico. So expect to pay more for them in guacamole."
  [36:57]

• Societal Implications:

  Dillon muses on how tariffs influence everyday life and cultural practices, particularly around food consumption.

  "No avocado toast. No more guacamole. No more fun."
  [38:09]

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7. Fire Chief Kristen Crowley’s Segment

Towards the end of the episode, Dillon discusses statements from Kristen Crowley, the ex-fire chief of Los Angeles, critiquing her comments on recent fires.

"I am here. I'm very sorry about the fire that happened... But it wasn't my fault."
[52:33]

Dillon reacts with his characteristic sarcasm, mocking Crowley’s explanations and blending humorous imagery to highlight his disdain.

"I love white pussy, pink pussy... I did it good."
[53:53]

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8. Final Political Remarks and War Commentary

In the concluding segments, Dillon returns to broader political issues, particularly focusing on the Ukraine war and US foreign policy.

• Critique of Ongoing Conflict:

  He expresses frustration over the prolonged nature of the Ukraine conflict, comparing it to repetitive TV show sequels and advocating for peace over continued military involvement.

  "This is completely insanity. We can't have five years of giving this country money."
  [57:46]

• Interaction with Political Figures:

  The conversation touches upon interactions with figures like J.D. Vance, where Dillon discusses the futility and personal toll of political disputes.

  "You are not in war. Do not tell us what we're going to do."
  [59:20]

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Conclusion

Episode 434 of The Tim Dillon Show intertwines lighthearted debates on everyday topics with incisive and often controversial political commentary. Tim Dillon navigates through discussions about food preferences to sharp critiques of political figures like Donald Trump and Casey Anthony, maintaining his signature blend of humor and biting sarcasm. The episode underscores Dillon’s willingness to engage with contentious topics and guests, reflecting his commitment to free speech while challenging prevailing narratives.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• On Hosting Controversial Guests:

  "These people have said things that I not only disagree with, but I find disgusting and repulsive."
  [00:00]

• On Best Breakfast Cereal:

  "Cinnamon Toast Crunch. That is very good."
  [02:49]

• On Little Caesars:

  "Little Caesars is always in the worst area. If you see a Little Caesars, I get on my GPS immediately and try to get out of that area as soon as possible."
  [06:18]

• On Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups:

  "It is a perfect ratio of chocolate to peanut butter."
  [11:56]

• On Trump's Emotional Tactics:

  "These are the type of things that you have to do... because these are the moments you create these moments. And this was brilliant."
  [28:00]

• On Casey Anthony’s TikTok:

  "I think you killed your daughter."
  [35:08]

• On Tariffs:

  "No avocado toast. No more guacamole. No more fun."
  [38:09]

• On Kristen Crowley’s Statements:

  "I love white pussy, pink pussy... I did it good."
  [53:53]

• On the Ukraine War:

  "This is completely insanity. We can't have five years of giving this country money."
  [57:46]

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This summary provides an overview of the key discussions and highlights from Episode 434 of The Tim Dillon Show. For listeners seeking the full depth and nuance of the conversations, tuning into the episode is recommended.

Transcript

[Tim Dillon]

Take me out to the ball game. What are you doing? Did you know DirecTV has the most MLB games? So you're singing? Yeah. They put your favorite teams front and center. Right. When you turn it on, buy me some cold cuts and Flapper Jacks. Those aren't even the words. I'm allergic to peanuts. Stream DirecTV, home of the most MLB games. Visit DirectTV.com claim based on total games offered on national and regional sports networks. RSN is available with Choice Package or higher. Availability of RSNs varies by zip code and package. Local. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. I'm really thankful that many of you listened to my episode with Steve Bannon. We've never shied away from having controversial people on this show. We think everybody is worth hearing out for the good of our democracy. Lots of times we platform views that I may not agree with. And today we're having our most controversial guest of all time. These people have said things that I not only disagree with, but I find disgusting and repulsive. But I believe because of my commitment to free speech, that they should be heard. They say wild things and they take no responsibility for it. At the end of the day, the Tim Dillon show prides ourselves in sitting down with people, no matter how sick and. And twisted and deranged their ideas happen to be. And with that, here's the program. Thank you guys for coming on. I appreciate it.

[McLovin]

Yeah, thank you.

[Tim Dillon]

I appreciate it. No, of course you guys have wild takes. You say crazy stuff. You know, you don't take responsibility for a lot of what you say. You throw stuff out there. You don't care. Is it. Are they facts? Are they opinions? It doesn't matter. And do you guys ever feel the responsibility to. To back up what you say or do you just. You're just throwing out wild stuff?

[McLovin]

I'd say there's a little bit of thought process, but it's really just choking. Whatever. Whatever comes up from here.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah, just. If I said best breakfast cereal, Honey Nut Cheerios, what do you say to that? No.

[McLovin]

No.

[Tim Dillon]

What do you mean, no?

[McLovin]

That's like. That's like bottom tier.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah, bottom tier. Honey Nut Cheerios. The famous bee.

[McLovin]

I like. Yeah, that's like. Are we in, like, the 60s?

[Tim Dillon]

Like, do we have any other.

[McLovin]

What is it?

[Tim Dillon]

Like, we're not. First of all, we're not in the 60s. That's an ageist comment that's been made. That's ageism now. So tell me what you think the best breakfast cereal is if it's not Honey Nut Cheerios. What is it?

[McLovin]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

[Tim Dillon]

That is very good. All right. That is actually very good. They might have a good point there. All right, fine. But Cinnamon toast Crunch. Here's the thing with cinnamon toast crunch every day, like, doesn't it feel after a while, doesn't it get old to.

[McLovin]

You gotta have a rotation. Yeah, Rotation for cereal. That's how you go.

[Tim Dillon]

Interesting. Okay, best fast food. Overall. I say Taco Bell. Sorry, but I do. What do we feel about that?

[McLovin]

I think it's a good take. I. I like that it's up. It's definitely up there.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah, it's a. That's correct. It is up there. What else. What else would you say is in the running outside of Taco Bell?

[McLovin]

McDonald's and Chick Fil A. Chick Fil.

[Tim Dillon]

A. McDonald's is good because they have breakfast.

[McLovin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

And anyone who eats breakfast at Taco Bell should be in jail.

[McLovin]

They do have good. Wait, no, that's Burger King. Never mind.

[Tim Dillon]

No, Burger King has French toast sticks.

[McLovin]

Those things are good.

[Tim Dillon]

They were amazing. And in fact, in the 90s, when they came out with the French toast stick, Burger King literally changed the game. That led many years later to the McGriddle.

[Nonchalant]

Really?

[Tim Dillon]

There's a direct line that you can draw from the Burger King French toast stick to the McGriddle. Yes. I'm just. I wrote my college thesis on it. I'm kidding. I didn't go to college. What is favorite ice cream flavor? I say chocolate chip cookie dough. Now, no name. I want you to answer. I know this one's the leader and he kind of steers it a little bit. No name. I want you to answer. Best ice cream flavor.

[McLovin]

Probably chocolate chip cookie dough or cookies and cream.

[Tim Dillon]

That is correct. Very good, McLovin. What do you say to that?

[McLovin]

I think cookies and cream's the right answer here.

[Tim Dillon]

Cookies and cream is excellent and it is up there. What about nonchalant?

[McLovin]

Definitely cookie, though.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah. See chopperm. What are you. Are you gonna say something crazy like black raspberry and then steer everybody to that?

[McLovin]

I like these. What happened to a good basic chocolate flavor?

[Casey Anthony]

Like, can we not.

[Tim Dillon]

What are we in the 60? What are we in the 50s? Now? A good basic chocolate flav.

[McLovin]

It's a. It's a test of time.

[Tim Dillon]

It's a test of time. And I feel like he's really like a 40 year old guy who just looks like a little kid. Like, I think you know that. Who was. Remember that Russian midget who pretended to be a kid? Remember that whole Thing anyway. But was it a midget? We don't know. They said it wasn't. The point is this. That's what I think he is. He's. Sometimes he's too old for his age. The best. The best whatchamacallit. The best pizza. Because pizza's bad now. Like when I was growing up, Pizza Hut used to be good. What do you think the best chain pizza place is?

[McLovin]

I don't really. You can't. You can't franchise a pizza. I think it has to come from a local spot.

[Tim Dillon]

This. This is not a. This is. This guy, he's 46 years old. This is a 46 year old millionaire who lives in this house and he's befriended these other kids. There's no way that. That's not. So what do you say? Nonchalant. Do you agree? You can't franchise pizza. Sometimes you have to.

[McLovin]

Yeah, well, sometimes you.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah.

[McLovin]

Like you said, you have to. I think Little Caesars is on the top of the chain and then Pizza Hut after.

[Tim Dillon]

Let me tell you right now what happens at Little Caesars. Murder. Okay. People kill each other at Little Caesars. Little Caesars is always in the worst area. If you. If I see a Little Caesars, I get on my GPS immediately and I try to get out of that area as soon as possible. Little Caesars is not put in the best area. Let's just be very honest.

[McLovin]

Our Little Caesars got a car crashed into it. Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

There's just a nightmare. Yeah. I was. The last time I was in Little Caesars, someone was giving birth. Here's the point. What do you think about. No name? What do you think? Or McLovin. Let's go to McLovin. McLovin. What do you think as a, as a chain pizza place?

[McLovin]

I feel like I go Papa John's. I think that's with Pizza Hut up there.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah. That. We don't endorse everything that man says, but it's a good pizza. No name. What do you think? Chain pizzeria. Which way do you go?

[McLovin]

Papa John's. I feel like they have a good variety of pizza and it's good.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah. I feel like, okay, breakfast. Best breakfast food. The reality is you guys have never had it because you've never been to Long Island, New York, which is probably actually the greatest place in the world. They have something called a bacon, egg and cheese, scrambled eggs, American cheese, bacon. You get it on a roll or a bagel. That's clearly the top breakfast food. Am I wrong?

[McLovin]

No, no. That is the top breakfast Food.

[Tim Dillon]

That is correct. Are you guys all in a crab cakes? Because is it MD foodie ways? That's Maryland, right? Or does that mean you're medical doctors?

[McLovin]

Maryland.

[Tim Dillon]

So do you. What do you think? What do you think of the crab cake as a food?

[McLovin]

I love it.

[Tim Dillon]

It's great. I don't.

[McLovin]

I don't really mess with crab cakes.

[Tim Dillon]

What's wrong with you? Why don't you mess with crib? That's your whole state.

[McLovin]

Yeah, I like crabs. I don't. I've never tried a crab cake. So why, off the looks of it?

[Tim Dillon]

Looks of a crab cake? Yeah.

[McLovin]

Yeah. It's terrible. I think crab cakes have a great flavor.

[Tim Dillon]

So.

[McLovin]

Yeah, I think.

[Tim Dillon]

Thank you. I think you're correct. I think you're actually correct. Do you like the crabs that you smash with the hammer?

[McLovin]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

Well, you have. You have violence issues. Here's the thing. There's probably issues there that need to be explored. No, the crab cake is good. What about the crab dip? That's also very good. Yeah, crab dip with the crackers.

[McLovin]

I don't do that either. The pretzels are good. Have you ever had a crab.

[Tim Dillon]

You know what's interesting about you? You're. You're on the food show. You don't eat any food. That's what's amazing. You've never had a food in your life. They bring up water. This kid goes, I've never had it. I don't like it. I don't like the way it looks. You can see through it. It bothers me. Fish swim in it. Not for me. They go, what do you eat? So wait, what. What did you ask me?

[McLovin]

Crab pretzel.

[Tim Dillon]

No, but that sounds sick. It's great.

[McLovin]

It's like. It's crab. It's basically crab dip with baked cheese on it with, like, baked over cheese.

[Tim Dillon]

In a. In. In the pretzel.

[McLovin]

On a pretzel. On top of the pretzel.

[Tim Dillon]

That's pretty sick, right? Waffle pancake, French toast. Which one?

[McLovin]

Waffle pancakes. Waffle, French toast.

[Tim Dillon]

Here's the. Here's the problem. Pancakes are the most consistently good when you get them out, but they're not. But when a waffle is done amazingly, it's hard to beat.

[McLovin]

Thank you.

[Tim Dillon]

French toast is the food that you have the most. That is disappointing when you go out because a lot of people don't know how to make it. Sometimes it's just bread. Yeah. Sometimes it's just bread and then it's bad. But if a waffle is done well, it's amazing. Okay. Pasta. You're eating pasta. The sauce that goes on pasta. What is the best sauce to put on pasta?

[McLovin]

Just a marinara. Yeah, Yeah, I like a marinara or like a vodka sauce is good. Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

The answer is spicy vodka sauce. Oh, that's the best. Because it. It. It's, you know, it's spicy as well. How did you guys start this podcast? They're all millionaire. I feel like they're all, like, multi, multi millionaires. They have that divide.

[McLovin]

Me and McLovin always, we. We always thought of, like, doing food reviews, and we were just podcast.

[Tim Dillon]

My goal right now is to text my friend Joe Rogan and have them sit there for three hours. Joe Rogan explained to them why they can only eat. Joe Rogan will be like, steak. Elk. You like elk, McLeod? I don't fuck with elk. Oh, it's actually a good man. It's actually very good, man. It's very good. It's high protein. Now, are you scared? Because Robert F. Kennedy, our new Health and Human Services secretary, is going to try to limit junk food. He's going to try to, you know, he's going to try to do that, and that might be good. No.

[McLovin]

Hey, I think you might have a heart attack.

[Tim Dillon]

You're going to have to start eating vegetable. RFK is going to make everybody eat carrots. The thing you don't like the best, candy. Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. Yes.

[McLovin]

What are you. Not the best? Top three. Top three.

[Tim Dillon]

What do you mean it's not the best? It's clearly, like, the most popular in America, and this is a democracy. Okay.

[McLovin]

I think Reese's pieces are better.

[Tim Dillon]

Here's why. Here's why they're not. Number one, they're literally copying M&M's. Number two, the peanut butter cup is about ratios. It is a perfect ratio of chocolate to peanut butter.

[McLovin]

That's true. That is true.

[Tim Dillon]

What do you. What do you say? No name. What do you say the best candy is? Oh, Reese's for sure.

[McLovin]

The peanut butter and chocolate go perfect together.

[Tim Dillon]

Thank you. Nonchalant. What would you weigh in and say?

[McLovin]

Airheads.

[Tim Dillon]

Airheads. Okay. Well, what about you, McLovin? What's your favorite candy? Rocks you find on the street? No.

[McLovin]

Probably M&M's.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah, the M and M is classic cake. The best type of cake. Is it chocolate with vanilla icing or is it vanilla with chocolate icing? Or is it red velvet? What is it?

[McLovin]

Red velvet filled with chocolate? Vanilla.

[Tim Dillon]

Vanilla.

[McLovin]

Or just. Or just a birthday cake?

[Tim Dillon]

Vanilla with chocolate is the answer A serial killer gives. It is a chocolate cake and vanilla icing is much better.

[McLovin]

No, it's red velvet with cream cheese icing.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah, red velvet's good. No name. What do you think? Weigh in?

[McLovin]

Sure, but I. Cream cheese icing. I don't know if I've had that.

[Tim Dillon]

Before, but yeah, red velvet. It's very interesting. Nonchalant. What do you think? What do you weigh in here?

[McLovin]

Vanilla and vanilla.

[Tim Dillon]

What's. You gentlemen are very. You're. You're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're. You've exploded recently. The show's very big. Is very, very big. Most people have to work for years and years and years to get ahead in this business, like myself. Many of you guys kind of just blown up quickly. Do you worry about the longevity? Do you worry about the plan, the long term plan, the financial plan? Do you say to yourself, how do we keep it going? How do we grow? How do we stay relevant? Does it keep you up at night? Like. It keeps me up because it keeps me up at night. How do I stay relevant?

[McLovin]

I wouldn't say the financial part really keeps me worried, but I would say the longevity. I personally, for me, I think it would be cool to keep going as long as possible. Yeah, it would be cool, but I don't really think about it.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah, interesting. Favorite restaurant? That's a good one.

[McLovin]

That is a hard one. Yeah, yeah. It's all local places. All local spots. I'd say like, it's like a pretty popular crab cake spot.

[Tim Dillon]

You know, my. So I love. There's a place called Coco's Pub, which is sick. There's a place called G M. Right. They're pretty good. Maryland. What do you. So what do you think? Favorite restaurant? What do you think? Chili's. I mean, I don't know.

[McLovin]

Chili's pretty good.

[Nonchalant]

Yeah.

[McLovin]

Yeah. Papa's. Very good. Crab cake place.

[Tim Dillon]

Okay. No name. What about you, favorite restaurant?

[McLovin]

I'm a big fan of Buffalo Wild Wings.

[Tim Dillon]

It's very good. It's very good. I like that. McLovin. Favorite restaurant?

[McLovin]

My Bontempo Brothers. It's a little pizza spot in near us.

[Tim Dillon]

Good for you. Well, listen, you gentlemen are great if people want to subscribe to your show or your. Are you selling merch now?

[McLovin]

In the works. Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

Do you have a crypto? You're gonna launch a coin like Hawk Tua.

[McLovin]

No.

[Tim Dillon]

You're gonna not do an MD foodie coin?

[McLovin]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Tim Dillon]

Okay. I'm just saying, look at. We Get. We got a few friends in Miami help you out with that. Get a nice coin going. Some college. Some college paid for. Be nice, huh? Do you guys think it would be cool one day to own a restaurant?

[McLovin]

Yeah, I think that'd be very cool. Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

What kind of restaurant would you own?

[McLovin]

Pizza.

[Tim Dillon]

Pizza. Before you guys leave, do you ever get in arguments with each other or do you just get along all the time?

[McLovin]

I'd say not. No. Like serious arguments?

[Tim Dillon]

Yes. That's amazing. That's amazing. Well, listen, guys, I really appreciate you guys coming on. We are big fans. The debates sometimes get a little heated on your show. I know it can get difficult. You're talking about important issues. You're talking about serious. This is real stuff.

[McLovin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

You know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, you know what I mean? I get it. And I think you're, you're all very brave to kind of come out there and just say what you want. Like to say, I've never had a carrot. You know, that's pretty brave. You know what I mean? I appreciate that. And, and I saw an episode you did which was a lost episode that you all did, which was an hour, and it was just a discussion about the Ukraine war. And it was brilliant. It was actually brilliant that you did that. It was so out of. It was really out of pocket and it was great. No name was like, I think the Ukraine is good, maybe. I think it has a good flavor. But I also think we need money for education. So I thought that was very interesting. Thank you guys. You guys rock. Tell. Tell people where to find you.

[McLovin]

Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, all that.

[Tim Dillon]

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I don't think anybody who's a veteran should be fired. If you served the country, you should not be fired from a job. And I think you gotta be very careful. For all the reasons in the Steve Bannon interview that Steve Bannon talked about, you got to be wary of tech people in general, and you've got to be wary of taking a hammer to these programs that Help people, Medicaid, Social Security. If Trump does that, I don't think he's going to do it, but if he does it, he's going to very quickly lose the public. And I've said as much. Now, though, let's talk about the speech, because quite frankly, this is when you see a guy who just knows what he's doing. He knows what he's doing. He found a black child with brain cancer who wants to be a cop and he deputized him into the Secret Service. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but it was literally, if you were not misty eyed a little bit at that, you are sick. If that doesn't get you a little bit, you've got nothing inside this little kid who's been through hell, who loves the police. And then Trump's going to make him to a secret survey if you don't know how. And the Democrats didn't get up. And they should have, they should have applauded for that. They should have said, we don't like Trump and we don't agree with him. But you know what? This is pretty fucking cool. But they didn't. They all sat there. I'm telling you, this was a very heartfelt moment. And yet, yes, it's reality tv and yes, maybe, who knows if the kid is sick, it doesn't matter who knows if the kid likes the police. Really, who cares? But yes, all of them probably was true, but he knows how it, how it lands. It lands. Shit like that works. You know why you do shit like that? Number one, it's nice to do, but number two, it works. It lands. The Democrats gotta find their gimmick. Where the fuck are their, their gimmick? My uncle opened a restaurant. They had a chicken parm, but it looked like a pizza. You get it? And people would cut it with the pizza. Is it the greatest thing ever? Who cares, people? Is that a pizza? No, it's a chicken parm. It's a, opens the conversation. It's a fun gimmick. It's fun. You ever see a dish finished tableside at a restaurant, they light something on fire. Is it necessary? No. Is it nice? Absolutely. You spent the money. Spent the money. And when you see this little kid and he's up there and is, this was a very heartwarming moment. Let's play it. If you don't think this is heartwarming, I don't know what to tell you. Let's play Donald Trump making this little guy. Because again, learn from this. If you're literally in Life. If you're doing anything, learn from this. These are the type of things you have to do, because these are the moment. You create these moments. And this was brilliant. The speech went on for two hours, but he had these brilliant moments. He would point at someone in the thing and go, and your daughter, she. They were mutilated by an illegal immigrant. They mutilated her. And now we're naming a game reservation after her where the animals will roam free. And the people cry because it is nice. He goes, when you're an illegal immigrant, cannibal ate your daughter. And now we're naming a zoo after her. It's gonna be the Ashley Zoo. And I'm sorry they ate your daughter. That's the type of stuff that works. If a cannibal eats a child under a bridge and you name a theme park after her. I am misty eyed. It is good. He would point at someone and go, and look at this fat. He even pointed at this fat bitch. They did revenge porn on this fat bitch. Get that fat bitch up for a minute. We'll get back to this. Brain cancer kid. I love him. Get this fat bitch up. Because he said this fat bitch sent a photo of herself to someone and they leaked it. And then they. And then they. They. Yeah, they created this. Whatever they. They called the Take It Down Act. I mean, what a shameful. How sad is that? I mean, they're calling this to Take It Down Act. I mean, let's. Let's watch this. Next to Melania, who's stunning, by the way. You have a boom baddie, and someone leaked a photo of this boom baddie. And. And. And it's called the Take It Down Act. I mean, that's a. That's a rough act. Hold on. Watch. Watch this for a minute. But I was just saying that's a rough act to get named after you. The Take It Down Act. Oh, yeah. I inspired legislation. What is it? It's Take My Fat Ass off the Internet Act. That's the act. Let's watch.

[Nonchalant]

And is poised to complete her education, become a teacher. And Elliston Berry, who became a victim of an illicit deep fake image produced by a peer with Ellison's help. The Senate just passed the Take It down act. And this is so important. Thank you very much, John. John Thune. Thank you. Stand up, John. Thank you, John.

[Tim Dillon]

Is it the hot one or not? Who. Who did they do the deep fake of? I think it's the woman on the right. The hot one. Yes, you're right. Or my right? Oh, that's A great white wearing white? Well, yeah. Oh, she's hot. Who's the boombody? Foster care. Something to do. What happened in the foster. Oh, Melania's doing foster care for her. Yeah, right before they brought her into the house. They let her in the house? They brought her in the house for the foster care? No, they put her in. They built a back house in Palm Beach. They built. They put her in the doghouse and Baron feeds her. Here's the thing. What was I saying? Go back to that kid who wants to be a cop. It was beautiful, but the hot one's not even paying attention. But I guess that's not new. This is heartwarming shit. This little kid is there with his dad, who's. Let's watch and I'll talk through it.

[Nonchalant]

Is a young man who truly loves our police.

[Tim Dillon]

That's right.

[Nonchalant]

His name is DJ Daniel. He is 13 years old, and he has always dreamed of becoming a police officer.

[Tim Dillon]

This is so sweet. It is nice. And the father's clearly been in jail. And that's what's nice too, is that you have a real f. This is a moment. He's dressed up like a cop. This is sweet. This is what works. There he is. I hope the Democrats are standing for this. I really hope they are. If they're not, they're fucked. Because people, you know.

[Nonchalant]

But in 2018, D.J. was diagnosed with brain cancer. The doctors gave him five months at most to live. That was more than six years ago.

[Tim Dillon]

This is very special. There's RFK. Look at Debbie Wasserman Schultz. I was in a room with her and a billionaire, by the way, that.

[Nonchalant]

Criminal Debbie, since that time, D.J. and his dad.

[Tim Dillon]

What a horrible face she has. Debbie Wasserman Schultz. Go back to her face. What a horrible face she has. What a terrible face that woman has. She kind of recognized me too. I was in this. Look at that face. Look at that terrible face she has. I was in a room with her and some other guy. It's not important. He's a billionaire. And. And. And she kind of was giving me a side eye because I think she knew who I was. What a terrible face. What a. What a. She's like a. She looks like a Dr. Seuss character, but not one of the good ones. Not the Lorax, you know, one of the ones that suck. Keep going. Look at. By the way. You think the Democrats look out of touch. Who's this pitch in the pearls? Like, what are you doing? I mean, this woman next to her is like, who's her Husband. The monopoly got like they have to. I don't get what's going on here, but keep, keep, keep. This is very sweet what Trump does. He. He makes this kid the head of the CIA.

[Nonchalant]

As an honorary law enforcement officer, actually a number of times. Peace. The police love him. The police departments love him. And tonight, dj, we're going to do you the biggest honor of them all. I am asking our new Secret Service director. Yes, Sean Curran, to officially make you an agent of the United States Secret Service.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah. That's fucking awesome. Well, that's term number three. That'll be term number three, everybody. Great job. He's. Four more. It's. We're on the verge of eight more. I mean, this is. Is. This is a show. I'm watching a show and it's great. I'm watching a show and it's great. All right, let's move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. I'm watching a show and it's great. It's actually a great show. Oh, a child is getting a nice thing in Congress. Finally. Politicians and you're a child. And they're not drowning it after they've raped it. I'm just saying it's a nice change of pace. Do you think anyone watch this show before they let the. The food. The food. The chef's club kids on or whatever. The food, kids. Prize Picks is the best way to get action on sports. In more than 30 states, including California, Texas, Georgia, the app is really easy to use to create a lineup. All you have to do is pick more or less on a few player stats for your shot to win up to a thousand times your money. Prize Picks is the best place to win cash while watching Sports. Join over 10 million users and sign up today on Prize Picks. You can mix and match player projections from different sports. Combine your favorite basketball players with players from basketball, hockey, esports, and much more. I love Prize Picks. They offer venmo, Apple Pay, MasterCard, and more for quick and easy deposits into your account. This sports season, I love it. The second half of the baseball season is here and the race of the playoffs is heating up. On Prize Picks, the best place to cash in on your favorite sports. All of my friends, we all use Prize Picks. It's just the best one. Sign up today and get $50 instantly when you play $5. You don't even need to win to receive the $50 bonus. It's guaranteed. Prize Picks also offers weekly promotions that can lead to big payouts like Taco Tuesday. Each Tuesday Prize picks discounts. Select player projections up to 25% to provide even more value for your lineups. Don't miss your chance to cash in as the league's best fight for playoff positioning. Prize picks. I'm telling you, I know so many people that have won money and they have so much fun. It's not only about the money. It's about the fun. The fun and the money. The money and the fun. Prize picks a great way to support my show, and it's a great way to have fun and win money. Don't you want to win money and have fun? That's what it is. I was shocked at the Democratic response. I'm absolutely shocked by this. The Democrats. I'm going to play a video for you in two seconds of the person that the Democratic Party chose to respond to the president. Now, whatever you think about the Democratic Party and whatever you think about the Republican Party, I thought this was wildly inappropriate because I don't think the Democrats get it. Let's now I'm going to play for you the person you know every time they do a State of the Union or a joint address to Congress, whatever, there is a response. Ladies and gentlemen, here is the Democratic response to President Donald Trump.

[Casey Anthony]

This is my first of probably many recordings on a series that I'm starting. I am a legal advocate. I am a researcher. I've been in the legal field since 2011. And in this capacity, I feel that it's necessary if I'm going to continue to operate appropriately as a legal advocate, that I start to advocate for myself and also advocate for my daughter. For those of you who don't know, my name is Casey Anthony. My daughter is Kaylee Anthony. My parents are George and Cindy Anthony. This is not about them. This is not in response to anything that they have said or done. That's not to say that I'm not going to respond at some point to some of the things that they have said and done. The whole point of this is for me to begin to reintroduce myself.

[Tim Dillon]

Such an odd choice.

[Casey Anthony]

I'm doing this both personally for me, but in a professional capacity. Moving forward, the majority of what you will see will be me speaking in a professional capacity.

[Tim Dillon]

Okay.

[Casey Anthony]

My goal is to continue to help give a voice to people, to give people tools and resources that they can utilize so they actually know where they can turn to. So with that, please join me on Substack. If you have questions, I will set up an email address where we can correspond directly. Up until this point, that has never happened, and it's only going to be on a limited basis regarding legal issues, legal matters. One of the main reasons that I'm doing this, there are people close to me who have been targeted and attacked recently. There are also people close to me who have had some. Some recent things occur, and when necessary, people needed to step up, myself included. So, as a proponent for the LGBTQ community, for our legal community.

[Tim Dillon]

Well, that's nice of her that she's an advocate for the lgbtq. Well, first of all, the LGBTQ community. Thank you, Casey Anthony. I want to thank her, but it's odd that the Democrats chose her to do the response to Trump because she killed her daughter. I. That's odd to me. Now, I understand that she does. She has some. She has some good points. She's saying some of the right things, I think, but I don't know why she's doing it from a car. Where is she parked? Also, I. I think she killed her daughter. A lot of people feel like she killed her daughter. That's the big problem I have with the Democrats choosing her to do a rebuttal to Trump, is the killing of the daughter. I think that's. I think that leaves a bad taste in people's mouth. I'm no expert, but let's just let her finish up here, because maybe it does take a turn. Maybe she's found the killer.

[Casey Anthony]

Women's rights.

[Tim Dillon]

Yes.

[Casey Anthony]

I feel that it's important that I use this platform that was thrust upon me and now look at as a blessing, as opposed to the curse that it has been since 2008.

[Tim Dillon]

No, it is a blessing to have your daughter.

[Casey Anthony]

These aren't going to be perfect. They're not going to be edited.

[Tim Dillon]

Most of the time, the angle is odd. First off, the angle's not good. This is a terrible angle.

[Casey Anthony]

Proverbially standing in the light, embracing, by.

[Tim Dillon]

The way, that angle. That's the last thing her daughter saw before she put her in the marsh.

[Casey Anthony]

I'm going to keep my privacy intact, so you will come on very comfortable with my.

[Tim Dillon]

What I do for a living. And this is what I do for a living.

[Casey Anthony]

I will explain in great detail why it's so important for people to protect their privacy.

[Tim Dillon]

Because you're killing others. Well, because, of course, if you want to privately kill your child.

[Casey Anthony]

Private individuals and privacy is a big climate.

[Tim Dillon]

The current climate in the country. The current climate in the country.

[Casey Anthony]

I am utilizing the substack platform.

[Tim Dillon]

Thank God.

[Casey Anthony]

Yes. I am a murderer. Advertising this and publishing this on TikTok. Of course, possibly also through other meta platforms. But my intention is to separate from that and showcase even more why substack is such an important resource for people to utilize who've killed their children anyway.

[Tim Dillon]

All right, get her out of here. Big fan of her. Always have been. Casey Anthony. I like her, and I like that she's back. I think the thing about Casey Anthony that we all have to remember is she made one mistake, and we. I don't think we want to live in a country where. And I've said this before on the show, you kill one child, and then it's like, all right, you're done. I still want to hear what she has to say about women's rights. Call me a nut. Call me a. Not. Call me a nut to my face. That's fine. You can think. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I like Casey Anthony. I don't know how it goes. The point is this. I. This. She. She. Something that. What did she do? She put her daughter in a backpack and threw her in the lake. Listen, folks, it was a long time ago, and I'm not going to hold it together. What does she have to say about the women's rights? And the privacy is very interesting. I'm a known person. I get it. Sometimes I'm recognized. I'm eating a frozen yogurt during the winter, and it's very strange, it's odd when someone sees you in Canada eating ice cream in the freezing cold, and they go, oh, that's. That's a horrible choice. What a monster you are. So I get it. The whole privacy thing's a problem. Now, what did this woman do against you? Put. Put her daughter in a food processor. Now, that's not good. And I would never say. I would never defend, but here's the only thing I would say. I would say, hey, things get heated. Things get heated. You know, I mean, make this a little bigger, please. My eyes are going. They're not going. I'm just. Kaylee Anthony. That's very sad. It's her nanny, Fernandez Gonzalez, and that Fernandez Gonzalez had kidnapped the toddler. But when police investigated the apartment, they found that had been abandoned for more than 140 days. Casey also told the police that she was working at Universal Studios. However, when investigators took her to Universal Studios on July 16 and asked them to show her her office, Casey led detectives into the building before admitting that she no longer worked here. As it turned out, she had not worked here since she had taken maternity leave almost three years earlier. Then she was arrested on July 29, she was offered a limited immunity deal in exchange for helping find Kaylee. Prosecutors said he would not use Casey's statements to police against her. Then that offer expired. Casey's parents sold NBC's Today show in October 2008. They're maintaining their belief that Kaylee was alive and would be found. Larry Garrison, president of Silver Creek Entertainment, acted as Anthony's family spokesman Until November 2008, when he resigned, citing the family's erratic behavior. I Wonder why in 28. In 2008, meter reader Roy Cronk called police about a suspicious object found in a forested area near the Antony residence. In the first instance, he was directed by the sheriff's office to call the tip line, which he did, receiving no return call. In the second instance, he called and the sheriff's office and eventually was met by two police officers. He reported to them that he had just seen what happened to be a skull near a gray bag on that occasion. Da, da, da, da, da, da. Was it her or not? The death was ruled a homicide, and the cause of death was undetermined. Listen, just because this mother lied about literally everything, I want to hear what she has to say about the LGBTQ community. I want to. I want advocates. Even if they've killed their kids. I do. I. Even if you dispose of your daughter's body in a wooded area, I want you to advocate for women and me in the LGBTQ community. There's nothing wrong. And about the right to privacy, isn't that funny? She's banging on about the right to privacy. I mean, because it is disgusting in this country. Now, what's happened? Because here's what. Here's how bad it's gotten in this country. You cannot publicly kill your child and be left alone. That's how bad it's gotten. You make a reservation at the steakhouse and you get some looks at the bar. Just because you killed your daughter and left her in a wooded area. The tariffs, what are they affecting? Trump imposes 25% tariffs on all imports from Mexico and Canada. But maybe they're rolling back the tariffs. We don't know. Trump has said, whatever you're using as a tariff on our goods, we're going to use a tariff on your goods. What is this going to impact? Cars, they say fruits and vegetables, but no one eats vegetables here. Really? What. What are the things most affected by tariffs? Because I'm not really for these tariffs, but I'll tell you this. I'm going to help you right now select things based on the fact that certain Things are going to go up because of these tariffs. We know this. And you're going to have to deal with them. So here's what I'm going to tell you to do. I understand. Okay. Consumer goods. Here's what's happening. Among the consumer goods that are going to be affected is toys for the children. Okay. Instead of buying them toys, you could kill them and leave them in a wooded area. What else is going to be affected? Footwear. Footwear is affected, meaning shoes are affected by the tariffs. Okay. Instead of wearing shoes. Okay. You can buy one pair of boots. Okay. And use them to trek through the woods with the body of your child. What else? Fruits and vegetables. Fruits and vegetables are going up. 90% of avocados are there from Mexico. So expect to pay more for them in Guacamole. Well, no more fiesta nights, scum. No more of that. There's too much of a celebratory vibe with the weeknight. It should be an event. It should be special. When you go out for a Mexican meal, you can't just willy nilly, mash up guacamole all the time. That's not the way the world works. Guacamole is. Is. Is a special night with your friends and family. It's not all the time. It shouldn't be. Chipotle is now going to be like the guacamole is an extra charge of $19. Are you okay with that, scumbag? On your 30 minute lunch break, are you okay with the $14 upcharge? What other foods will go up, Go up there? Strawberries. Strawberries are going up. Raspberries, bell peppers. That's a tough, tough thing, but you can. There are substitutions for all of these things. There are substitutions for all of these things. You don't need a strawberry or a raspberry. You can have. You can vape. Vaping has the same smell as a raspberry or a strawberry. And you're getting nicotine, which is good for your brain. All the berries do is rot your teeth, you sugar freak. What is Casey Anthony? Think about the tariffs. I want to know what she thinks about the tariffs. That's my main, my main concern. This podcast is brought to you in part by Stash. Saving and investing can feel impossible, but with Stash, it's a reality. It's easy. 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Investing involves risk offer subject to terms and conditions. They're going to recall Mayor Karen Bass just because LA burned down. So what did she do? Who cares? She's just an incompetent politician. You should get rid of her. But who cares? Ooh. Nicole Shanahan. Her husband said, can you have her on the show? I said no. And here's why. I agree with what she's doing. She should recall Karen Bass. But I don't want to talk to her and Justine Bateman for an hour because I'll be bored. Okay? That doesn't mean I disagree with them. I just will be bored by that for an hour. I'm not doing that. I don't. I don't know if they're. I'm sure they are. Right? But I'm bored by that. And I like Justine Bateman, but I don't want to chat with them for now. Yeah. Recall back. You can't continually invest in what California does. Who cares? They like it. They like it when it burns. They like all the bullshit. They enjoy it. It's good. I'm sick of telling people how to live. It's such a waste of goddamn time. Don't tell people how to live. Let people do whatever they want. Yes. Is Karen Bass a good mayor? No, she's not. But I don't know what to tell you. What are you going to do? The damage is kind of done. Yes. Will it get worse? Sure it'll be worse. But it's already done. It's already done. It's a s'more. The Pacific Palisades is a s'more. Now what do you want me to do? I don't wanna talk about it for an hour. I'm sorry. I'm gonna have mod for an hour. Recaller or not, I don't know. What to say about it anymore. It's already done. It's already rubble. Who's gonna even get in there and chain. Oh, it's gonna be better. The next one we get is gonna be good. It's a ra. The water's already got. It's got a slut toxic sludge that slid off the mountain into the water. You're not going to be able to swim in that water. You're not going to be able to swim in that water. I don't care who's elected. It's a get out of the hell. People keep debating hell. Well, the mayor of hell is not good. Yeah, yeah. Get out of that. Leave. There's nothing to be done over there. It's the most beautiful place with the stupidest people in the world. I don't know what to tell you. I don't know what. It's never gonna work. It's never gonna work. Move to an uglier place. Texas is an ugly place. It is uggy. But I don't know. It's cheaper. It is gross. A lot of it, but it's cheaper. Okay. The food's not as good. It's heinous. It's hot. The bugs are the size of a bird. Spiders there will take your arm off. There's snakes trying to kill you, whatever. But, you know, I don't know what to tell you. There's less fires, but it's ugly. It's what it is. If you want to live around the beauty, sometimes the beauty is just going to burn up in front of your face and there's nothing you can do about it. Yes, it is mismanaged politically terribly. And it will probably never get any better. It could, and I hope it does. But I'm telling you from living there for five years and speaking to the people I don't believe on the horizon is a fix. I don't. I don't. If you live there, you just have to live in that space that kind of like, who knows what's going to happen. That's what's kind of fun about. It's actually what's good about it is it is so terribly mismanaged and none of it makes any sense. That's why it's cool. It's cool because none of it makes sense. And everyone around you is completely out of it. And some of them have like a realization for a few minutes, but they can't keep a thought in their fucking head for more than five seconds. They get distracted by what? Avocado, guacamole, that's all they want to do, is eat avocado. The best thing for them would be to slap a lot of tariffs. No avocado toast. No more guacamole. No more fun. No more fun. You have to deal with it. They're too excited about this bullshit. I don't care. I can't get a. Who did they kill? Which fire chief did they kill? That big hulking dyke or who else they killed someone. Is that fire chief that looks like Shrek still there? I hope she is. Kristen Crowley loses bid to get her job back, winning just two votes. I feel bad for her, you know? She wanted her job back.

[Kristen Crowley]

She's like, I did the job good. I did it good.

[Tim Dillon]

Bring her up. Is she speak? Does she speak? Does she have an interview?

[Kristen Crowley]

I put out the fires when they was there. There was a lot of fires there. My name is Christian Crowley, and I'm the fire. I'm the chief of the fire here in Los Angeles.

[Tim Dillon]

She's a big beast and God love her. Let's get her up. Let's hear what she has to say in her own words. In her own words. This is a Kristen Crowley. She looks like she's a backyard wrestler. She's the fire chief of Los Angeles. And here she's going to speak. Put her on mute. Because I feel like these people don't. Don't really explain themselves as well as I. Hello. Let's see. Kristen Crowley now speaking. Ex fire chief.

[Kristen Crowley]

I'm here.

[Tim Dillon]

Mute it.

[Kristen Crowley]

Hello. I'm very sorry about the fire that happened in the place where I live. Their good people get all burned up in the fire. The fire burn all their cars and their pets and the jewelry. But it wasn't my fault. Fire come and fire go. Fires, the work of the Lord, the dark Lord. There's more than one God. Good ain't nothing without evil. The Devil is real, and he opened hell and he blew that fire all over the Pacific Palisades. And he killed all those white women with their nice pussies. I love white pussy, pink pussy, but I never turned down no kind of pussy. Asian, purple pussy, purple, black pussy. I love all kinds of pussy, but I love when those fires was out. Cause all you could smell is a burnt. The burnt wood and the burnt pussy. Lot of pussies burned up in those fires. My job was to save as many pussies as I could. They gotta save the pussy. The pussy ain't supposed to burn like that. I'm not supposed. Why are you trying to fire me?

[Tim Dillon]

All right. Well, that was Kristen Crowley. And I think that's a good statement she gave, because now I understand. I didn't understand. I was so confused about all of the different fire things. But she kind of, in her own way, kind of explained it in a way that I could understand. I think that's so important nowadays. Cause you don't really hear from the people. Volodymyr Zelensky, by the way, Trump yelled at him. And then the next day he's like, all right, I'll make peace. He folded like. What's that? Folded like a what? What's a thing I can say? Folded like a cheap table. What is the expression here? Folded like a. Like a what? Folded like a chair is not an expression. Cheap suit is. Yes, folded like a cheap suit. I think maybe. Well, let's play this a little bit. It's Trump and J.D. vance and Voldemort Zelensky and Volodymyr. And what Zelensky does is he goes, you have an ocean, but you're going to feel it here soon. Which is kind of a threat. You can't say that to the president of the country that's giving you all this money. And Zelensky goes out and says that. And then Trump yells at him. And then everyone's freaking out about this, and everyone's like, trump is disgracing our ally and everything like this. Listen, folks, we need to. There needs to be peace. We can't have five years of giving this country money. All these people that. They're not going to beat Russia. It's not going to happen. I know you'd love that. I'm sure it would be nice. But the reality of the situation is it's not going to happen. And in the real world, you have to make a decision. And the decision is, you need to have a peace treaty. And Zelensky is like, well, what if Russia, you know, he said, what if Russia violates the treaty or whatever? I think, you know, what are the security guarantees and stuff like that. There are people, and I've heard, and there are smart people that say they want American boots on the ground, NATO troops on the ground in Ukraine to fight Russia. It's completely insane. This is complete insanity. When I hear people talk like this, I go, what the fuck is wrong with you? Are you insane? Obama was like, this has nothing to do with her. Like, this is not worth our national interest, is not worth committing any type of troops to the Ukraine. When he was president, he said this. This is like a new thing that, like, the Ukraine. The civilized world's fate depends on the money laundering operation in the Ukraine that they're doing. This is a completely new thing that, like, the civilized world depends on the. The Ukraine somehow, which was one of the most racist and corrupt countries in Europe up until Putin invaded them, and then they became, you know, Vermont or whatever. And I'm not saying it was good that Putin invaded. I'm saying we need to end this. This is a show that's gone on too long. The Ukraine war. No one wants this anymore. It's boring. It's boring. This is like towards the end of Yellowstone, it's like, yes, Rip is good and Beth is fun, but it's just time to move on. There's gonna be sequels. If you are like me at the end of Yellowstone, you're like, well, what about 1883? I'm a little sick of this. There's gonna be sequels. Putin will invade Moldova. And then you watch that for a little bit, you learn a little bit about Moldova. Like, I've learned enough. Kiev and the Dunbas and Lugansk. We get it, we get it. We get it. When Putin invades Moldova or Estonia, that's Tyler Sheridan's 1883. So there will be spinoffs. I'm kidding. I hope not. I hope not. But I'm not sending the MD foodie boys to fight in Ukraine. I'm not taking the crab pretzels out of their fucking fat little hands and make them fight in Ukraine in front.

[J.D. Vance]

Of the American media. Right now, you guys are going around and forcing conscripts to the front lines because you have manpower problems. You should be thanking the president for trying to bring it into this conflict to Ukraine.

[Tim Dillon]

That you say what problems we have.

[J.D. Vance]

I have been to come once. I have actually. I've actually watched and seen the stories.

[Tim Dillon]

Vance kind of got beat on this point.

[J.D. Vance]

You bring them on a propaganda tour. Mr. President, are. Do you disagree that you've had problems bringing people in your military? And do you think that it's respectful to come to the Oval Office, office of the United States of America and attack the administration that is trying to prevent the destruction of your country?

[Tim Dillon]

A lot of questions. Let's start from the beginning. Sure. First of all, during the war, everybody has problems, even you. But you have nice ocean and don't feel now, but you will feel it in the future. Not. God bless you. Don't say that. God bless. God bless. You are not in war.

[Nonchalant]

Don't tell us what we're going to do.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah. What is he doing? Hold on before you pay for yet another app to manager team, let me introduce you to connect the one platform that's this. I'm talking about life scheduling. I'm talking about. Have you ever been in water? Do you like to be in water? Not telling you because you're in no.

[Nonchalant]

Position to dictate that. Remember this, you're in no position.

[Tim Dillon]

He's correct. Trump's right.

[Nonchalant]

What we're going to feel, we're going to feel very good. We're going to feel very good and very strong.

[Tim Dillon]

You will feel influence.

[Nonchalant]

You're right now not in a very good position. You've allowed yourself to be in a very bad position. Happens to be right about from the.

[Tim Dillon]

Very beginning of the war.

[Nonchalant]

You're not in a good position. You don't have the cards right now with us. You start having cards right now. You don't miss a president. You're gambling with the lives of millions of people. You're gambling with World War Three. You're gambling with World War Three. And what you're doing is very disappointing, disrespectful to the country. This country.

[Tim Dillon]

I'm back to you.

[Nonchalant]

Far more than a lot of people said they should have.

[J.D. Vance]

Have you said thank you once this entire meeting? No, in this entire meeting.

[Tim Dillon]

Okay, Vance. Vance here doesn't look great. It's never. Okay, stop it for a minute. It's never. It's never great. Vance doesn't really need to chime in. You got to let Trump cook a little bit. I think it's a let him cook moment. I think it's a let him cook moment, as the kids would say. I think it's just let Trump cook. And I think Vance is kind of jumping in or respective Vance. But it's just not needed because Trump was cooking and Trump was getting there and Trump was killing it. He was about to kill it. And I think part of the problem with this looks like a tag team where it was Lindsey's being jumped. You never like to see two bitches, you know, smack someone up in a McDonald's. You don't want to see two. Especially if there's a main bitch who's beating another bitch in a McDonald's and then in like the inner city. It's not racist. Statistically. It's a lot of what happens. And one bitch is beating another bitch and then another bitch and just smacks it with a hash brown. That's what Vance is doing. He's just smacking him with a hash brown. But Trump's kicking his head and stomping him at the McDonald's. And everyone in McDonald's is calling the police going, no, stop it. Stop it. And the reality is they're looking at the rest of the McDonald's, people like me that are eating a filet of fish going, he must be aghast at this behavior. But actually, I'm going, that bitch ran her mouth. And they're going, oh, he probably doesn't like this McDonald's. He doesn't even feel safe eating here. It's like, no, actually, that bitch ran her mouth. But I don't need to see the other bitch smacker with a hash brown when she's on the ground already because one bitch is stomping her head, and then there's everyone in the McDonald's. Like, some people in the McDonald's. Like, this is so fucked up. This is our ally. She's stomping on her ally because these girls, like, kind of knew each other. Like, this big bitch has all the money because she dates a drug dealer, and she's been giving money to the little bitch because the little bitch has been having problems with peeps from another high school. But the reality is the big bitch, because I can't keep giving you all this money and cred and I always have your back. But you keep starting problems. You need to squash that beef because we've got other problems. China. China. So you have this little bitch start popping shit to a bigger bitch in McDonald's, and then the big bitch fucks her up in front of everyone to make a point. And that point is this. I'm still the big bitch. And then that little bitch who's on the floor, you see the big bitch, his cousin run up to her with a hash brown and smack her in the face and go, have you ever said thank you even one time? That's unnecessary. That's not. That's not really the move. The move is to just let the big cook stop her out. You know what I mean? And then everyone learns. And then there's peace. This sextortation is bad. They're. They're getting. Young people are sending photos of themselves, sexual photos to Nigerians. And then the Nigerians are telling them to kill themselves. And they are.