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Tim Dillon
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Tim Dillon
For third party apps. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Great to be back with you here. Lots of fun being had by all. Great episode with Andrew Schultz out. If you haven't seen that yet, you should check that out. A lot of people enjoyed it. Thank you for the kind words. What is going on with the these group texts? I'm telling you, I'm telling you, and I've told you before, I'll tell you again, get out of these group texts. They are fucking you up. They're fun when you're 23. As you get older, you have to extricate yourself from the group text, by the way. You have to severely limit your, or rather people's access to you as you get older. It's not a free for all anymore. It can't be for your own sake, for the, for your own safety, for the sake of your own mental health. You cannot just have unlimited access to you. You have to. It can't be. Your phone cannot be going off every minute of, of every second. It will not work. You must limit the exposure. There's always someone in a group text who's way too into it. There's always someone in it who's not into it at all. There's always someone side texting you. There's always someone weirdly offended in a group text about something and you're like, no, the whole point of a group text is to talk all kinds of shit that would get us thrown in jail if it were to ever leak. That's the point of a group text. But it's not fun. It's evidence. It's. It's mountains and mountains of evidence on somebody's phone. Someone's always showing the group text to other people that are not in the text. I mean, there's legendary group text. I've been a part of some of them, but at the end of the day, you got to get yourself out of them. You have to get yourself out before something like this happens. It's bound to happen now. I Don't even know what this was. I don't even know if I believe what this is. That the National Security Advisor, this guy Mike Waltz, added Jeffrey Goldberg of the Atlantic to a group text where. Where Vance, Gabbard, Hegseth and others on Signal were talking about military plans. Number one, why am I not in it? Why am I not in it? I'm friends with two out of those people. I'm friends with Vance and Gabbard. Why am I not in the tax? I could be hilarious in it all the time. I'd be funny and I wouldn't add anyone into it. Apparently this journalist, Jeffrey Goldberg at the Atlantic, who's a massive, you know, critic of the administration, is in this group tax on signal. And they're all texting the plans for the. What are we even the Houthis. We're bombing the Houthis. And I'm bullish on that. I like that. Because the thing about the Houthis is no one really cares. We're not committed. We're not. We're not going to be. The thing about we need to bomb someone. We need it. We need it now. We. We've needed it. We need it. We'll need it in the future, always and forever. We need to be bombing someone. We just need to. There's nothing to do if we're not. There's nothing to do if we're not. The Pentagon's got a budget of like a quadrillion, quadrillion dollars. What do you do when you sit down to work on Monday morning if you are not launching an attack at someone? There's genuinely nothing to do. There's nothing to do if you're not at war with someone. Somewhere you gotta be. And the Houthis are a decent target. Cause they move around a lot. They're on the sea, they're disrupting trade, they're doing things. They're like a lovable little scamps. I mean, they're not lovable per se, but one of them, that hot one was, remember, the hot one, they compared to Chalamet, that guy. And they're doing a lot of stuff on social media. The Houthis, I think that's what they're mostly doing. I think they're just posting, really. I think they're more social media stuff than anything else. That's what they're really doing. They're out there, like tagging shit. It's like old school graffiti, fuck you down with Israel, stuff like that. I don't know what they're actually doing. Yeah, there's the hot one. There's a chalamet one, you know, but that's. That's where we're. We're focusing our attention is like blowing the shit out of them because they are fucking some stuff up on the sea for, like, the Chinese and for us. And they're back. They're backed by Lebanon, I think they're a militia, but not officially. Hezbollah is the real Lebanese militia, and the Houthis are. Oh, they're backed by Iran, and they're part of the Axis of resistance. Good God is great. Death to God is the greatest. Death to America. Death to Israel. Curse be upon the Jews. Victory to Islam is the main political slogan of the Houthi movement. So they're out there and they're. You know, some would say that's extreme. Some would say that view is extreme. And we're bombing them because they gotta get bombed. You can't pop shit like that and not get bombed. You have to get bombed. That's our job. As much of a pass. I don't want to be in a war, but I want people to get bombed. That's the fact. And if you don't like it, then fuck you. I want people to get bombed. Because without that, we will. They will piss in our face. We have not made a good movie in fucking forever. We have nothing going on. We have to bomb people to just get attention now. There's nothing left. There's nothing left here in this country. So that's it. And if people pop shit, they have to get bombed. But we shouldn't commit troops. We shouldn't. No regime change. Stop building malls there. None of that works. Just bomb them from the skies, rain hell on them, whatever. It's fine. If they're gonna. They want it. They want it. That's the whole point of it all. They do that. We do that. It's a whole thing. We. It needs to happen. No one's suggesting that. It's not happening. Everyone in this government's doing it. We'll do it. Bernie, aoc. They're. You. You listening? If you were in it, everyone would do it. There's nothing else to do. There's not. What would you do? You'd get into the government. You'd go. You go to the government. You order lunch. They go, all right, that'll be here in about 45. They go, Cool. You wash your hands a few times. You. Then you got to start drone striking people. There's nothing else to do. There is not one other thing to do at all. Except steal a little money from old people. But. And that's. They're running out of that. So you have to bomb people and you got to talk about it with the other people in the government because that's literally your job. There's nothing else to do. Where, where's Frank? I don't know. We're bombing the noon. And you go into the text and you go, we're, we're going, we're triangulating on their position. We're going to bomb them. And, and then you eat a salad. You're eating a salad while you're doing this. You're, you're, you're, you're texting the group chat about the bombings, the bomb, because we had. There's no other way. Don't even imagine, don't even entertain there being another way. There's no other way. So you're, you're bombing them and it's, you're sitting at your desk and you just ordered and literally you can look at your secretary go, what, what is that salad I like? It's the, it's, it's Mediterranean. It's from a. Mediterranean. It's Mediterranean. That's salad I like, but I don't, I don't want. They put too much onion. I don't want that. And then she orders it for you. And then in the group text you say we're gonna bomb them at 2am our time. And you know, so here's what it says, right? This is what the text says. VP Building collapse had multiple positive id. Pete Carilla, the ic Amazing job. JD Vance goes. What? I feel like he doesn't know what's going on. Michael typing too fast. The first target, their top missile guy. We had positive idea of him walking into his girlfriend's building and now it's collapsed. J.D. vance, excellent CIA director. A good start. Some other guy. Michael Waltz. Fist flag fire. Good job, Pete. And your team. Michael Waltz. The team in Mal did a great job as well. Sm Great work. All powerful start. Pete Hegseth might be drunk. CENTCOM was is on point. Great job all more strikes ongoing for hours tonight and we'll provide full initial report tomorrow. But on time, on target and good readout so far. Susie Wallace, Trump's chief of staff. Kudos to all, most particularly those in theater and centcom. Really great. God bless Steve Witkoff, that real estate developer who's trying to organize the Middle east peace deal. Prayer hands, Muscle Two flags tg. Great work in effects. It's a, it's a group chat. It's all it is. It's just a, it's people at work, it's their job. That's all it is. Here. It's not, I'm telling you, the problem with everything now is that people are convinced that everything is really interesting and it has layers of meaning and everything. And I'm a conspiracy guy and I've even, I, I, I, I don't even think it's that interesting anymore. I think there's things that are interesting, like there's evil people doing horrible things, largely for money and control and power and to satisfy their Machiavellian urges and, and sexual desires and, and whatever. But this is just a group, a group chat of people at work. And this is all, this is what the American government does, which is just bomb people constantly, all day, every day. And what are you, what are we not going to bomb them? They're fucking with us. They're doing shit. So we're going to bomb them. Trump's right about that. Trump knows. Throw the bombs because otherwise no one's doing anything. There's nothing to do. There's. The government is not even real unless we're bombing. It's not even a real thing. Like, yes, Do I agree with all the Elon firings? No. I think some of them are sloppy. But here's the reality. A lot of it's just not even real. Like, these people don't have jobs and they don't even exist. They're not even real. And they're being paid for by, by tax dollars to create these things that aren't real, that don't exist. So in order for our government to exist, we have to start bombing people and then people are going to talk about it. It's just like if you worked, you know, if you worked at Chipotle. Chipotle, Chipotle. Is it the Ellie at the end? Because some people pronounce it the other way. I don't. I agree. It's Chipotle you're texting about, you know. Oh, fucking. You know that she's a, that dirty bitch. She. People are going to get sick when she touches their food and stuff. Because that's that business. They hire some skank who's touching the food and you and your friends are in a group tax talking about what a dirty ho she is, that she's touching the rice. That's this, that's all, that's what this is, that there isn't more to this. And if people are going like, oh, well, people could have found out. Well, so What, So what? Would anyone be shocked if they found out that we were bombing people? I don't understand. I mean, yeah, I guess it's bad because then the people. We're going to bomb them. And you're saying, yeah, but our enemies could have found this out and tipped them off that they were getting bombed. Yeah, maybe. So we bomb them again. We would just bomb them again. This should be public. This should not even be in a text. That group text should just be on Fox News as the. As the. The one that goes, you know, that whatever it is on the. On the bottom of the channel, it should just be that strike drones on target. Can you imagine all the boomers going nuts, getting excited, just sitting in their living rooms, eating lemon cake that their daughter brought them from Starbucks, and they're just going, going. The bombs are dropping. They're dropping a bomb. That's all. People. People just want to get involved. People just want to be involved. I'm not outraged by this. What are we outraged about? Did everyone just realize we dropped bombs on everyone or that people text about. It's their fucking job. It's all it is. There's nothing like. Imagine a job review. He goes, what are you guys doing? They go, oh, we're just. Are you not. You're not bombing anyone? No. What are you doing? What are you doing? Well, we got together and reviewed the intelligence and, well, we. We found out that. Yeah. And we. We're gonna bomb them. Right? That's all there is. There's nothing else to do. That's the whole reason the government exists. That's it. It's to give people Social Security. So I guess they don't have to eat cat food or whatever. And to bomb people, I just like these Houthis. I think this is good to bomb because we can't go to war with Iran. It's too sticky and messy. And they have allies like China and Russia, but no one cares about the Houthis. The Houthis are an expendable group of people who. We. Who are just out there. And Iran doesn't really care about them. They just go, yeah, fuck shit up. And then you'll get bombed by America. And Iran's like, they're not gonna bomb us and bomb you and the Houthis. This is all part of the show and part of the fun. You need groups like this, Al Qaeda, the. The isis. You. You need them. You need these groups of radical psychopaths who do stuff, and then we bomb them. It's the only thing, truly, that we're we really understand. Everything else is kind of this weird black box of like, what? What are we doing? This is cut and dry. They pop shit on social media. They're all on social media. Popping. They're talking mad, and we're just bombing them. What are they doing in the Suez Canal? They're fucking around there. In the Suez Canal? Yeah. Cause as much as we talk about it, we can't go fuck up Greenland. All those people are white. So we're not gonna go kill a bunch of white people in green. What, are we gonna go into Denmark and start throwing clogs around? It's not going to happen. We got to bomb these people, the Houthis, because they're somewhere in the sea. How great is that? They're just in the sea starting shit. I love Helix. Everyone in my life goes, what are these beds? Why are they so comfortable? And I go, because they're Helix. It's the best. Go to helixsleep.com timd I mean, listen, here's the deal. People with the Apple watches, they go, oh, my God, I'm sleeping better. All of these things, people are like, my back pain has gone away. The night sweats, all of that, I'm telling you right now, everyone that comes to my home, the midnight deluxe is my favorite one. But there's. There's a lot of them. There's a bunch of different ones. I like firmer mattress. But you might not. You might go softer. You know, you got to take their quiz. It's so quick. It's so quick. You take a quiz and then they go, this is the right mattress for you. I mean, God, I'm telling you, there is no product that people ask me about more than the Helix mattress. Literally none. I love it so much. You can just go to helixsleep.com timd Flash sale. Sleep Awareness Month. Flash sale. 25% off site wide March 28th through the 31st. Don't be stupid. These are the best mattress. Who wants to go mattress shopping? What are you, a pervert? You and your girl are gonna go lay down in a mattress store. What's wrong with you? You. You're sick. You're sick. Imagine that if, like, your partner goes, your woman, your ma'am goes, let's go to the mattress store and we can lay on a bed in front of people. They're sick. Take the quiz online. You get them delivered to the house. Cut the nonsense. Helix sleep.comtimd helixleep.comtimd Speaking of. Speaking of bombs, this Snow White get this Zegler video up these movies. You got to stop making these big budget movies, by the way. You have to stop doing it. You have to stop with these big budget movies. A Hollywood reporter just came out and said Gen Z is no longer watching this type of entertainment. They're all watching social media, creators, YouTube, whatever. Now, by the way, the Hollywood Reporter came out with that last week. They should have written that article in 2012. But they're behind that. Should have came out like 2014. It came out last week. They're like, do you know that Gen Z is. They don't, they don't value this stuff. They like the Internet. It's like, guys, how behind are you? But they're all invested in believing that big bloated corpse of an industry is going to continue. They're all. They have a mutual investment in it. Part of the problem is that, that they come up with these movies like Snow White. They ruin the movie and then you have this bitch. I mean, these are the mo. When actors and actresses talk, you realize that they're the biggest losers in the world. Now, the reason that we can tolerate that is because we don't know that they read words written by other people and all of their appearances are carefully managed and choreographed. But when they go off book and they start telling us who they are, we realize they suck and we hate them. And that's what's really destroying Hollywood. Sure, there's a million reasons, but the biggest thing, these people, when just given the chance, completely fuck everything by talking. And if they would just shut their mouth. No one is asking these people to talk. No one is pleading with them for their opinions on anything. No one cares. But they feel compelled because they're watching the people on the Internet talk and get a following. Being authentic, being themselves or being some version of themselves or whatever. That being said, these people go, oh, I'll do that. I'll weigh in. And they make a big mess. And everybody hates it. Now let's watch Rachel Zegler here. It's just, it's, it's cocky, it's humorless. It's everything wrong with everything. Let's watch it.
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Rachel Zegler
And to everyone who hates when I win.
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Tim Dillon
Oh, my God.
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Rachel Zegler
The winged victory came to the Louvre in pieces and people still line up to see her.
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Tim Dillon
Oh, no.
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Rachel Zegler
And I can only hope that despite my flaws and despite my cracks and my breaks and there are many of them, that at every premiere, oh, boy. And everything I do, people will wait in line to see.
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Tim Dillon
Yeah. I mean, someone has to put her in a Cage. Someone has to put her in a cage. I mean, there's no other way to say it. She, she should not be allowed out if she's going to behave like this while she has a movie out. You, you, you. You have to put these people in a cage. If you are not. If you cannot keep your mouth shut, you have to get locked in a cage until we put a lot of money into this film. We put a lot of money into this film. And if you cannot participate in the promotional rollout, we're putting you in a cage, we're locking you in a room until you learn how to be. With all my flaws. With all my flaws. I hope at every premiere people buy tick. They're all crazy. They're all psychotic. It's insane. They're all little Hitlers. Despite my flaws, I hope at every premiere it's like, I mean, just, it's the, in the. They're always acting. They're not humans. They're not people. They, they, they. They must be put in a cage for their own good. For their own good. Here's the guy whose dad produced a movie. You really want to do this? Yeah. My dad, the producer of enormous piece of Disney IP with hundreds of millions of dollars on the line, had to leave his family to fly across the country to reprimand his 20 year old employee for dragging her personal politics into the middle of promoting the movie, which she signed a multimillion dollar contract to get paid and do publicity for. This is called adult responsibility and accountability. And her actions clearly hurt the film's box office. Free speech does not mean you're allowed to say whatever you want. Your private employment without repercussions. Tens of thousands of people worked on that film and she hijacked the conversation of her own immature desires at the risk of the cut Blobbity Blue. But here's the point. He's right. Shut up. In the thing. You're this. You're Snow White. You're not going to save Gaza. I, I'm not saying she's wrong about everything she says. I don't know what she. I don't care. But you are not gonna do it. You are just Snow White and it's fake. You're actually not even her. She doesn't exist. You don't have any powers to save these people who are hurting. And this idea that you, like, need to speak up, it does. It's not. You don't. You actually don't. You can just shut the fuck up. You can keep your mouth shut immediately that's what I would say. I would say the, the movie's coming out now and I put everyone in. I would, I would get everyone in an office and I would say, hi. So we spent all this movie on Snow White. We spent all this money on this movie, Snow White. And it's about to come out. And if you open your mouth at all about Gaza, okay, or about trans suicide, I'm going to, I'm going to come and I'm going to kill you. I'm going to come to your house, I'm going to kill you. Do you understand that? I'm going to come to your house and I'll kill you. If you talk about trans kids hanging themselves or Gaza in the middle of the Snow White roll out the product. Here's what I want you to talk about. I love the movie. It's beautiful. I. What a story. And I'm so glad we get to retell it and reintroduce it to a whole new generation of children. And then I know you're going to want to say more. I know you're going to want to say more. And, and you're going to go and speaking of children. And I'm going to go, Shut up. Shut up. Speaking of children. Shut up. Andrew Tate, they're saying he strangled his girl from the Beverly Hills Hotel. I was there that week. I heard nothing. If he sends me crypto, I'll be a character witness for him. Truly, I'll be a character witness for him. If he sends me crypto, I will say I was there. It didn't happen. She's a liar. I hate lying. Okay? Yeah. One of Andrew Tate's girlfriends has accused a self proclaimed misogynist of choking her so hard during rough sex inside the Beverly Hills Hotel that she later alerted authorities. Oh, enough. You're very lucky to get choked at the Beverly Hills Hotel. You're very lucky to get choked at the Beverly Hills Hotel. I think it's a lit, you know, the entitlement that people have. That ain't, that ain't a cheap room. That ain't a cheap room to get choked at in. When you were getting choked at the Beverly Hills Hotel, you were getting choked at one of the top properties on the planet. I don't know why he doesn't go to Dubai. I don't know what he's getting into here. This is not going to be good for him. Go to Dubai. Go to Dubai. Choke in Dubai. I don't understand. I don't understand why you wouldn't just Go choke people in Dubai. I love armor. It's something that I wanted to talk to you about for a long time. 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Because you start and you're like this. You're like, that's how most of us are going through life. Like. Like snuff. Like. But then you take this and you're like, ninja sword. Kill everyone. All right. Tufts University graduate student grabbed off the street by federal. Federal immigration officers. This is part of this new push to, like, disappear these people that were participating in these campus protests. Let's take a look at this. I'm not for this. I also am not for. I wasn't. Let's go. Let's. No one asked. No, I didn't vote on letting any of these people into the country. No one did, by the way. But I'm certainly not for removing people that have a differing opinion. That is free speech. I don't think that's the right way to go. Do I think it's a problem that we. We have a lot of foreign students in America, and we don't care about the American ones? Yes, absolutely, I do. But let's watch this disappear. Take a breath. Yep. Is this being done for America, For Israel? I mean, this is a fair question. Is the United States government now just taking edicts and orders from Israel? I think it's a fair question to ask. Is this. Does anyone feel safer with this woman off the streets? Is this the American government's Is this the. Is this what people voted for when they elected Trump, is to have a country taking orders from Israel? I don't think so. And now, again, I'm not. I'm sure me and this woman would disagree on lots of things. And I, and I. And I'm very, very much a proponent of strict, tight immigration controls. But she's a legal US Resident. She participated in pro Palestinian protests as a legal US Resident. Her arrest follows the White House's crackdown on what is classified as anti Semitism on US Campuses. What is this? And does anyone feel uncomfortable with this? Does anyone feel weird that anti Semitism can now get you deported if you are a legal US Citizen? Is that odd? What other isms are coming? I just don't. I don't understand this. I think people that commit crimes, it's a different story. But to speak out against an ally of America should not be grounds for someone to be deported. And we look right now like we are doing this at the behest of, of Miriam Adelson and the. And the big billionaire donors that have been very good to both parties in America. I couldn't think of anything that would feed Jewish conspiracy theories more than this, by the way. I could not think of it. If you wanted Jewish conspiracy theories to kind of, I don't know, slow down. I don't know if this is. Was helping. I don't know if you think Israel has too much influence in our country. Is this helping correct that belief? Asking, just throwing it out there. Would this be the way if people say to you, hey, Israel runs America through donors, and you say, that's silly and absurd and ridiculous. Does this happening make people more or less. Do they dig their heels into that belief? More or less that. By the way, remember when for like, four years, you could say anything about white people? Anything. Kill them. How about we genocide the whites? Fuck white men. They should die. Let's deny him health care. But there was a few campus protests for, like, a month, and now they're, like, deporting students. There was, but there was, like, years and years of shitting on whitey, and then no one really cared. No one's getting deported. What about the people that said negative things about, I don't know, other countries? I mean, will you get deported if you criticize, if you're racist against Filipinos? Because I have been. And it's only because my godson, they told me he was Chinese because he was so little. I couldn't tell. And I said, I will pay for his school. And then now he's Filipino. But I didn't know that at the time. And I would not have gotten involved. No shade. I just want high end Chinese, Japanese, that's it. Now I don't live in fear of being deported because I've said things about Filipinos and I don't think I've even said anything terrible. But does it seem odd to anyone that people are being put in detention for being anti Semitic? Is that, is that good? Do we think that's good? I don't know. I'm a gay person. If someone was homophobic, I wouldn't want them deported. I don't. Is that grounds for deportation? If someone said, I hate gay people, I'd say, okay, but I don't. Is that grounds for them to be deported? Doesn't this feel like it's going to a bad place? Does it feel good? Does it feel good? It feels a little bit like we're doing this at the behest of billionaire Israeli donors. No. Yes. Perhaps I support Israel's right to exist. I don't agree with a lot of these kids at the colleges with a lot of what they're saying. Um, I think they're silly, their kids. Some of them have some points, but a lot of them are saying things that I too would disagree with. The colonization crap and the Blobbity Blue and the this and the that and stolen land and the land acknowledgement and America's this and that. I don't have any time for that. I don't have any time for that. This land was stolen fair and square. You steal it back, idiot. It's the way land is transferred. It's called stealing it. How do you think land people get it? You steal it. Okay, but I just think, you know, because I try to calm these conspiracies down. I have some anti Semitic fr. I'm going to be very honest with you. I'm going to be very honest with you. I have. I, I don't know. I don't even know how many. I wouldn't, I would say, I would say not a ton of them, not a ton of my friends, but a chunk of them are anti Semitic. A chunk of them, Not a ton of them. 65%. 65% are maybe anti Semitic. 65%, mildly. 65, 70%, 70% of my friends are anti Semitic. And I tell them, I sit down with them, I go, you're wrong about. You're wrong. You're wrong. It's not the way you think it is. But things like this I don't know. It's hard for me because I'm always trying to correct them. They go, don't you think Israel has too much influence in America? And I go, how dare you say. You prove it. You prove it. And then they start proving it. And I go, so the point is we gotta just stop with the nonsense. I probably hate that. Not even for political views. I just. I don't like most people. I just think. And who's the other guy? Mahmoud Khalil. Khalil. I'm anti immigration. I'm, I'm, I'm. I'm Young Bannon. That's my rap name in the underground scene. But I think we need to chill it out. Let's get Americans up. Every. Everyone's up. Everyone's not up. Lots of people are down and we gotta get them. I'm not for bringing. But look at this bitch. Am I scared of this bitch? Let's get that up. I don't love. I mean, I don't. We're deporting her. Can let. Let's hear what Marco Rubio says. Now. The reason I like him is cuz he was gay and he went to foam parties in Miami. I read it on a thing. Get it up, let's go. That's where you're in the foam and you jerk someone off in the foam. Keep going. I'm sorry. It's a Secretary of State. Marco Rubio. When you're in the foam, you can suck someone in the foam. Secretary of State. We revoked her visa. He went to a bar study where they would. They had. They would put foam in the back of it and people would fuck in the foam. Marco Rubio, Secretary of state to the U.S. we revoked her visa. We gave you a visa to come and study and get a degree, not have opinions about their jobs.
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Rodney Williams
Our university campuses.
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Tim Dillon
During the campaign President Trump promised. Is that Mary Madison? Interesting. She looks like a Sacha Baron Cohen character. Yeah, listen. And I went to one of these encampments and everyone took photos with me and was very nice to me. Protests on campuses where some Jewish students reported being harassed and assaulted. If you hate America. Yeah, I just. Listen, I don't think, I don't think that we should be kicking these students out and I don't like them. But let's. I'm just saying if we want to correct this idea that Israel has too much influence and power in this country, if we want to correct it, stop it dead in its tracks. Okay. If we want to shut that down. I think this is the wrong way to do it. It's the wrong way to do it because I have friends and they're wrong about. And then I tell them and they say to me, they go, Israel has too much. Their lobby is too strong and too powerful and it's actually causing the United States government to do things that are not good. 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Smart people who I disagree with all the time, like Scott Galloway and Kara Swisher out there going, Scott Galloway is going, well, a lot of my friends are leaving the UK because. And I go, yeah, yeah, yeah, because they're being taxed and they, they don't want to pay these taxes, so they're leaving. And I'm sure that's true, but also, Scott, but don't you understand why you can't create something that isn't a country? None of those people feel they're not living in the UK because they care at all about the culture of England. They see it only as a financial opportunity. And when Steve Bannon says, that's no good, you all go, he's a fastest Nazi racist. But the reality is, if you look at a country as only an economic zone, then if taxes go up, you get the fuck out. This is why you can't destroy a common culture and replace it with a financial architecture, so that people are only participating in an economy and not an actual country that has an actual culture. I don't, I'm not saying these taxes are just or unjust, but if, if, if, if taxes are the only policy you're thinking about in a country, I'm not saying they're unimportant, they're incredibly important. But this idea, these are the same people that, when I listen to them, they talk endlessly about the dangers of nationalism, the dangers of seeing a country as a nation that has a distinct history. And culture doesn't mean that it's racial, doesn't mean that it's religious, it shouldn't be. But it's a distinct idea of what a culture is. And the idea that the UK has completely thrown that out. They don't care about it at all. It is. They open their door. London opened their doors. They said, every billionaire, every oligarch, every come on in, that's Why? I disagree a little bit with the Trump's, the golden visas, where it's like 5 million, you spend, you buy the visa. People that are spending that kind of money, yes, they have the financial wherewithal to be here in America. Maybe they're creating jobs and opportunities. I'd be for it if like, it was like build a factory here, you get citizenship or invest a certain amount of money here, you get citizenship. But the reality is rich people just existing in a country doesn't necessarily make it better unless they feel some connection to it. If they don't feel a connection to the country at all, and it is simply a land mass, when taxes go up, they'll leave. And the people that Galloway's talking, because my friend's going to live in Spain or Italy or whatever, wherever they're fleeing to or going, because they don't want to pay the taxes, it's. Yes, are the taxes silly? Ridiculous. Perhaps you have high taxes there. But one of the reasons that this is very easy for people to do is just go, goodbye. Is because the super rich no longer care about any nation state. It does not matter to them. Their only loyalty is to a financial system that they can suck as much money out of as they can. It's lovely in Italy, it's fine in France and you know, you'll, they'll, they'll make it work. They'll figure it out. They're going to live well wherever they go. So you have to stop seeing any discussion of nationalism and of culture as is some type of Hitlerian dog whistle. It's not, it's absolutely not. We can discuss the merits of Hitler. It's a different conversation. I'm kidding. But the point is this. Every, all these people that don't seem to understand what happens when you take away a culture, whatever that culture happens to be. People think culture is old race or old religion. A lot of it is customs and traditions, civic institutions, expressions of, you know, the way people celebrate holidays and seasons and whatever. And when you, when you destroy. And a lot, some of that's based in religion, some of it's based in race, not all of it. People from all over the world celebrate holidays. People from all over the world celebrate certain civic milestones in, in, in a specific ways, in specific countries. It might be having a siesta. You know, it might be like whatever culture is. But when you, when you, when you import. People from all over the world who don't respect the culture of an area and don't care about it doesn't mean anything to them. They are only there to suck money out, to put their kids in good prep schools that you cannot afford to send your kids to. And then the minute it gets harder for them to exist, they get up and leave. They get up and leave. So, you know, I think there has to be a recognition and an understanding of the fact that, like, while we shouldn't be deporting the chick at Tufts, you know, because that, that's not what we should be doing, we also need to let her know that she's not here to make America into whatever she thinks it should be. That's the reality. Sorry, it's not. You're. You're not here to do that. Just like my grandparents weren't here to do that when they came from Ireland. They were here to exist within a culture and do very well and be very. They were very. My grandfather was very successful in that culture because he came and embraced it. And that's what people should be doing. They come here from other places and she kind of was embracing our culture, like throwing tantrums and kind of being somewhat fat. But I do think there's gotta be a non racist way to say, just shut up and be like us. There has to be a non racist way to say, you have to act like everyone else. There has to be a non racist way to say, stop being different. There has to be a non racist way to say, enough with your own bullshit. Fall in line. I went to a furniture store the other day and a guy said to me, that table's 80 grand. I said, well, that's way out of my budget. He goes, it's rosewood. It's Brazilian rosewood. He goes, you can't get rosewood anymore because they won't allow the trees to get cut down anymore because of the deforestation and the whole thing. He goes, so people will pay so much for fucking real rosewood. That's what it's about. It's not about the Middle east all the time. And you know, it's not. It's about. It's about that life is precious and rare and fleeting. So we shouldn't be disappearing these people, because I don't want to keep having these arguments with my friends where they're like, everyone in the government is like crazy Zionists. And I'm like, that's not true. I'm like, name the people that are. And then they start to do that. And I'm like, I come from a land down under you. You know, it's just, I don't want to have to keep Having these conversations on a hippie trail head full of zombie. They're like, are you going to listen or not? I met a strange lady. She made me breakfast or made me nervous. She took me in and gave me breakfast. I don't know. Is this a dangerous person? I, you know, or, or, or her ideas may be not great. I don't know. Yeah, it's probably a lot of kill whitey in there. She's probably got a lot of kill whitey going on, you know, but are we gonna. I don't think we should throw her in the truck. Make her work at the mothership. Make her work at the mothership. Don't deport these people. Make them work at the mud. Let them see the best of America. Here's a not so well kept secret that the insurance industry does not want you to know. Insurance companies profit by holding on your premiums and reserves longer. So they may be motivated to delay or deny claims to keep funds invested. Morgan and Morgan fights hard to bully these bullies who are using your money to make them richer as they often deny and delay payments that you were owned. 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Visit forthepeople.com tim or dial pound law pound 529 from your cell phone. That's forthepeople.com Jim or dial pound pound 529 from your cell phone. This is a paid advertisement. People are now paying for doordash with installment loans. This is the hell we're in. This is the hell that the economy's gotten to eat now, pay later. Doordash Klarna deal fuels concerns about loans for takeout these fatty bun badis cannot afford a crunch wrap. They are literally putting it on layaway. The food delivery app and the installment lender say they're ordering a offering a flexible alternative to high interest credit cards. Some social media users and advocates see it as a sign of hard times. Yeah, it's a sign of hard times if you're financing a panini. Yeah, of course it is. Of course it's. Who are the people who don't see it as a sign of heart? I love how they're like Some people think it's a sign of hard time. Yeah, everyone. Anyone that you would tell this to thinks it's a sign of hard time. Who's celebrating this? Who thinks it's a good idea that you have to pay for a burrito in installments? I mean, who thinks that's great? A Klarna spokesperson acknowledged the online pushback, but said any form of borrowing for food purchases is potentially concerning depending on the circumstances. Quote quote if people are in a situation where they feel like they have to put their food on credit, that's a bad indicator for society, the spokesman said. Still, many people make, quote, a rational decision to use BNPL services to help manage their money, the spokesperson said, adding that the new features would be available only for DoorDash purchases of at least $35, a few dollars more than the platform's average order as of last March. Wherever high cost credit cards are accepted, consumers should be able to choose a zero interest credit product instead. Indeed, industry wide data shows the short term loans have become a routine feature of many consumers wallets, particularly among young adults coping with inflation. So here's what they're saying. Order at least 35 and then, well, you can pay. So not only are they incentivizing financial irresponsibility, they're incentivizing being a pig. That's what they're doing. They go get the cake, get the piece of cake for 699, it's going to take you over 35. Then you charge this whole thing. You finance it. You finance the whole thing. Get extra, get another sandwich. You might want another sandwich. It's fine. Keep the more food you buy, the better deal you get. You could just finance it. Who cares. A spokesman for DoorDash didn't comment on the criticism of its partnership with Klarna, saying their collaboration provides even more flexibility, control and options. The delivery service notice noted that its users can already pay with venmo and cash app as well as government aid including snap benefit. They DoorDash doesn't care. It's not their job. Doordash goes, listen man, you're a middleman. Doordash middleman, true middleman. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, piggy, pigs, burrito there you here, we got a guy gonna get it to you. Well, it's what it is. They're not making four payments to cover three tacos on Tuesday. Sounds complicated. Because it is, said Adam Russ, director of financial services at the Consumer Federation of America and advocacy group. I wouldn't characterize this as a solution. It's a fintech innovation that creates problems. Hey, Adam, fuck off. We're hungry and broke. Fuck you, Adam. So what? Why not charge it, fuck it. Go back. You people that go, why'd you go bankrupt? You go doordash. I went by, ran up. I owe 80,000 to DoorDash. We're going to run into that. People are going to go, I owe $70,000 to DoorDash because I charged food for the last three years to survive and I can't do it now I'm on disability because I've eaten so much doordash I can't even participate in the workforce. So now I'm in a scooter that needs to be paid for by disability and I owe $75,000 for DoorDash. But by the way, a lot of people and I get, I've been in that position. Position where you just don't have the fucking money. People don't have the money, you know, that's what it is. People need to eat. They don't have the money. You know, I mean that. What are you going to do? You could go to a store, I guess and cook it. That's not American. It's not American. Think about being broke and cooking a depressing. That is think about being poor and in your kitchen with the thing like this, with the pan. It's not American. America is about being a delusional psychopath. It's like that's what it's about. It's not about being a rational person. That makes America's about being a nut job all the time. So like you order burritos, you charge them, you scream and yell in your house, you live stream to know I'm fucking you. You coach, you become a life coach. You tell them that. They don't know. Be like, it's all about the hustle, it's about the grind. They can't see that you're living in squalor, your own filth, you know, you're like, yeah, fuck yeah, man. I'm gonna fucking crush it. Today, Monday. Coffee. I got a coffee in my mouth. And then you go nuts. And then you order a burrito, and then you charge it. And then you're fucking completely. You're 40 grand in debt. You try to change your name. You cut your cock off, you throw it in the street. You become trans. You're like, I don't owe that fucking money. You go, I think you do it. You go, stop dead naming me. You attack a TSA agent, you bite him in the neck at LaGuardia. That's what being an American is. It's not making eggs in Europe. What? That's not it. Being an American is about going into debt, developing an alternative Persona, becoming trans, and then attacking a TSA agent on drugs. Get up. Dank to Moss. Get up. Dank to Moss. Dank to Moss is all of us. All of us are Dank to Moss. They came for Dank to Moss. And I said nothing. And then. And then. Then no one let me in a car when I became £600. Dank to moss. This is the evidence. She's showing that she can get in the car. There she goes. That's what America's about. I showing someone I can get in a car. Don't you dare deport Dank to Moss. Don't you dare deport dank demoss. I don't care what she says. That's an American person. She's already been approved for the doordash card. She has a gold car. She's platinum. Thank the Moss is platinum doordash platinum, yeah. Get a little heat let's hear a.
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Rachel Zegler
Little heat why Hosey mumbling pay fat queen these bitches under me Worry about who which one don't bother me I done lost my mind I think I left it at home I ain't fighting.
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Tim Dillon
To the top Young doordash I've been.
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Rachel Zegler
Chosen again if she wants more, she a fan If I lose $20, dogs, I'm just gonna up again I'll be mentoring these When I rap it makes sense I made it on my own Y'all had to suck three dicks I ain't jumping for these Then I stand on that I can out smoke this.
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Tim Dillon
Is the United States It's a beautiful country get it out of here. It's a beautiful country It's a beautiful country It's a beautiful country and why shouldn't you be able to doordash a burrito in this country? In this country why not? They're doordashing burritos While bombing People in the group text, why would you not be able to do that? Tim Dillon comedy.com We have no shows on sale. Fuck off. New Special coming out April 16th. Shooting a crazy promo for it this weekend. We moved the Raleigh dates to May because we're shooting an insane promo this weekend. I'll just say it's one of the awesomest things ever, ever. And it'll come out special on Netflix. Really great, great time we had the mothership. This is a special I'm proud of. I really love it and thanks to Joe Rogan for letting me doing it, for letting me do it. Thanks for, you know, obviously letting us use the club. Thanks to everyone who came out. It was an amazing weekend of shows and that'll drop April 16th on Netflix, the streaming service. Netflix will be back out on the road, you know, late this year, early next year in some theaters and having some fun. But you know, we'll just be hanging out on the Internet and we appreciate everybody and let's have dank demoss play us out a little bit here. Thank the moss.
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Rachel Zegler
Talking about shit. Why homie bumbling pay fat queen. These bitches under me worry about who, which ones, don't bother.
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