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Not all meals are created equal. For instance, breakfast has the spicy egg McMuffin for a limited time, and lunch doesn't. McDonald's breakfast comes first. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Sydney Sweeney's a Nazi. Who cares? Who cares, though? We have more important things to worry about than whether Sydney Sweeney wants a white future for this country. No, I'm literally serious. Why? Why does it matter to me that Sydney Sweeney wants to live in a white country with white babies sucking on her white titties? Why would that matter to me if Sydney Sweeney wants her white breast milk from her white titties to feed her white babies who grow up to be white warriors in a white country? Why would I care? Why? Why does that destabilize my day? That Sydney Sweeney simply wants a white man to put his white semen in her white body to have white babies will feast on her white breast milk that comes out of her formidable white titties, and then they become white warriors in a white army in a white country to fight for Christendom, to save Europe, to save the Western world. Why is that such a big deal that American Eagle has chosen to highlight these wants and needs of hers? It's supposed to be a big deal. That Sidney, that ad that says, Sydney Sweeney, 1488, we must secure white future for white children or whatever. 14 words. Sydney Sweeney, the Jewish question, Sydney Sweeney. Why is that such a big deal? Why is it. Why is it such a big deal that Sydney Sweeney did an ad with her tits out and it said. And the. And the pull quote from the ad, which seems to upset a lot of people, is she has good. She had good genes, right? Sydney Sweeney has good genes. And then under that, it said, there are a lot of them in media. Why is that such a problem? If that's the pull quote, Sidney Sweeney, American Eagle. There are, quote, a lot of them in media. What does she mean by that? Who are them? But what is it? What does it matter? She's just an attractive Nazi woman. There are pretty Nazis. Are there? Of every group of people there, There have always been attractive members of that group, obviously, and Sydney Sweeney is one of them. So instead of getting upset that this Nazi looks better than you, go to the gym. What did Epstein, Donnie, say about this? Get up. Donald Trump's tweet about this. He's getting. He's getting involved in this. They just moved Ghislaine to a prison so they can kill her, by the way. We'll talk about that in a minute. But Donald Trump, truth Socialed something about Sydney Sweeney. He's like, why don't you pigs go to the gym? And this is a guy that eats McDonald's every day. But he said something to the extent of like hey you ugly woke losers, if you didn't treat yourselves like shit, you could look like fucking Sydney Sweeney. But you, you're not gonna. But still you can do better than you're doing now. If the Democrats want to win again, they gotta stop this where they like get angry about nonsense. It's very silly and it doesn't matter to anybody. Nobody cares. A lot of this stuff is like what discredits liberalism to people because they realize it's about nothing. At least with Bin Laden who wants to run New York City, he's going to get rid of the cops and if you have any money he's just going to let mobs of teenagers attack you on the street and grab your cell phone. Which by the way I'm almost not kidding about. But that's something you see Zoran Bin Laden at least going we're going to just take everyone's private property and redistribute it is at least something. I don't agree with that, but it's something. This is less than nothing by the way. Like, like, like putting your laser focus on a, on an ad for jeans is nothing. And that's what discredits liberalism for a lot of people. They go, well it's not even real. Get that back up. Yeah. Many Democrats and Democrats supporters have been criticizing the American Eagle Company which has one of the great patriotic names for a company for its latest ad campaign to sell blue jeans. Starring the beautiful and talented Sydney Sweeney. These online crybarries are. Crybabies are calling the company and Sydney fascist. Totally ridiculous. Selling blue jeans is about as American as you can get if we're being totally honest. Maybe if these fat ugly losers spent more time working on themselves they wouldn't be so angry about everything. Maga. To which I'm sure most of the comments were Release the list. Release the list. Release the list. As they're as they should be. Release it. I don't think he's going to, but it's a, it's a fair rallying cry and it seems to be the only thing that does drive him insane. Nothing else is. He didn't like when like Tim Walsh called him weird. That kind of pivoted him in the direction where he seemed to be. But this seems to really get to him to release the list because he did have a thousand FBI Agents combing over that list, redacting his name wherever they found it. And there are like lots of videos of him in a conga line with Jeffrey Epstein. So at this point, if he's not implicated in having sex with a minor, this is much weirder. So whatever it is, put it out. The country's, the people in the country can handle it. The people in the country can handle it. The FBI redacted Trump's name in the Epstein files. The Bureau's team tasked with conducting a final review of the records blacked out the names before higher ups said last month that releasing the documents would not be appropriate or warranted. So you have all these wealthy people, well connected people implicated in the horrific abuse of children. Now, did all of them do it? That's the argument. Maybe they're just named and they didn't do it. Maybe. Ok, but from the documents, there should be some way to ascertain that. I'm sure. Thousands of documents over many years. It's a big investigation. The FBI has all the information. So their, their whole thing is like, well, we can't release them because like somebody could be named in it, but they're like innocent, they didn't do anything. Well, if that's the case, it was an investigation. So there would be some way to ascertain who was like really involved and who wasn't. Most likely it's not just going to be a complete clusterfuck. So I think it's just a lot of people who were involved who also, you know, don't want their neighbor. The idea that Trump is doing this to protect other people is the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. Like, did he suddenly overnight become like a conscientious guy who cares about his fellow people, his fellow billionaires? He's upset and cares about them. No, if he didn't feel like this, implicated him, it would have been out months ago, most likely, if he wasn't nailed somehow in this. This is out months ago, this is not. He's not like he doesn't care about any of his friends that much, I would imagine. So this whole argument that like, well, we can't release this stuff cuz it's going to implicate people that are named but they really didn't do it or whatever, put it out, see what's, what's there, but we all know it. That's part of the, that's not the real reason they won't put it out. And that's only part of the reason that they're giving that. They won't put it out there. They. Right now, they're trying things to see if it'll work. They're seeing. It's like a comedian at an open mic where you see if a premise will stick. You're like, what do you think about this? What do you think about that? They're trying theories. They're going like, hey, what about, what about if the. If the porn isn't. It's just pornography from the Internet? How about that? And that was sold to me directly. Or then they go like this. They go, hey, what, what about if it's just a bunch of good billionaires that might get ensnared in this or caught up in it, but they actually didn't do anything wrong? How about that? And the public goes, I don't think that's it. And they're like, well, how about this? How about that? Ghislaine's like a liar and she's just gonna start lying. And you go, yeah, yeah, maybe. But also just put out what you got. So they're just trying to see what will work and nothing's working. So that's why they're transferring Ghislaine now. Get this up. They just put her in a minimum security prison because they're gonna try. I don't know, but it seems like they're gonna try to kill her. Just. Lane Maxwell was quietly moved quietly. Where are we going, darling? Where we going, darling? In the middle of the night, quietly moved from a Florida prison to a more comfortable one in Texas. This week, I as she campaigns for a pardon from President Donald Trump. Jeffrey Epstein's associate was serving a 20 year sentence for sex trafficking in a low security Tallahassee prison, but was moved to Texas on Thursday to the minimum security federal prison Camp Bryant in Southeast Texas. Minimum security. It's kind of a have at her. Have at her, boys, gals. So there. Right now, the Mossad is trying to find a butch lesbian to go get her. That's what's going on right now. A butch lesbian is sitting in that jail and the Mossad is about to find a real butch dyke lesbian to go crack just Lane Maxwell in the head. She's going to go crack her in the face. Maxwell's new home holds mostly white collar criminals and unlike the Tallahassee facility, is only for female criminals. She will now be able to purchase beauty and leisure items from the commissary, including makeup and crochet and sewing kits, which, by the way, one of those women is going to Use one of those kids to cut her throat. That's obvious. They gotta kill this bitch now. She's gotta go now. This is. This is like go time. The Mossad is like, we. She's going to the new prison where she can buy makeup tonight. She's going to get a makeover tonight, and a big butch lesbian is going to cut her throat. They're going to cut her throat. I'm telling you, that's the plan. There is a plan. When Miriam Adelson gave Trump all that money after January 6th, and she was the only one fucking with him, and she was like, I'll give you. This is before all those tech people decided how much they loved populism and Donald Trump and borders and tariffs. But Miriam Adelson gave him a hundred million. And she was. She was out there early saying, hey, I'm gonna do it. I'm going to help make you the President of the United States. Mary Madison had a few requests. You don't just get $100 million. That's not the way $100 million works. Nobody just gives you $100 million without having an opinion. I've been given far less money during creative projects, and people have an opinion. When I do something with a Netflix or whatever, it doesn't mean you necessarily have to listen to it, but they always give it because the minute someone opens their pocketbook, they feel that they're entitled to give an opinion. Now, thankfully, on the comedy specials, Netflix doesn't give a ton of opinion. Unless I'm, like, slandering. I don't know, a public person, it's a legal issue, but usually if you're in development, and I've been in development with a bunch of shows that have never made the air, The. The minute somebody gives you money for a script or to make a pilot or whatever they say. And by the way, here are our notes. They have notes. They have notes. They have things they think you should do. Yes, we like the project, but here's. If we. If we could see it in a different light, we just want to steer it this way. We want to help. We want it to be as successful as possible. And here's how we think you should do it. You get notes. When Miriam Adelson gives you a hundred million dollars, you get notes. You. You get notes. Here's one of the main notes. Israel is going to call the shots. That's note number one. That's note number one. And that's her only note. So that's actually. She comes in and she goes I don't have a lot of notes. This is actually going to be a relatively easy process. I have one note. It's not a big note. It's just one note. And we can get this out of the way. And once we get it out of the way, it's not actually a big deal. We don't even have to talk about it again. My one note is that Israel's just gonna run this thing. Okay, I'm gonna give you a hundred. A hundred mil. I'm gonna give you a hundred mil. It's my one note. It's my one. This is the version of, like, Netflix going, we don't love the main character. Like, I'm in an animated thing with them right now. And they go, we don't love the main character. We don't get the main character. We just. People are not connecting with the main character. That's their version of that. Mary Madison's version of that is like, hey, one note. Again, not a huge deal, is it? Is a deal breaker, of course, and I don't think you should be upset about it at all. But Israel is just going to run a thing. We just have to do whatever the hell we want to do in Gaza. We're probably going to have to bomb Iran. And. And you're probably not going to. You can't release these Epstein docs because it's going to be maybe a little egg on our face. Egg on your face, Donnie. Egg on everybody's face. So that's our note. That's our note. And then the other billionaires come in with their notes and, you know, and they have all kinds of notes. But I think that's her big note. I don't think she's especially passionate about the infrastructure in America. I don't think, like, people like Miriam Adelson are really like, hey, I. You know what I. You know what concerns me? The state of our bridges. I don't lie. Every time I drive over, when I go, is this thing going to go? That's not what concerns her. A major funder of a pro Israel politics and a prolific donor to Jewish causes, Adelson, 79, is carrying on. Carrying on a legacy she built with her late husband, casino magnate Sheldon Adelson. And she comes in and she's like, listen, I'm. I'm here. I'm giving you the money and the money. Because now let's just realize what the Trump administration has been. For the first eight months, the Trump administration has basically been a. An auction. It's an auction. And Everybody is submitting a bid on our country. Qatar, Israel. The American people are like far in the back going, hey, hey, we up. Hey, but, but you know, Israel, Qatar, China, everybody is trying to position themselves to basically get as much as they can from the Trump administration. How much can we get, how much equity is in this guy before we throw him away, before he doesn't matter anymore. He's, he's already deflating. The poll numbers are collapsing. That big beautiful bill may be the last legislative thing he did. But all these people, Zuckerberg, Palantir, they're all lining up going, give me what you can before you are totally worthless to me. Because the clock, as soon as he won the election, there is a ticking clock to when he is worthless, when he is either mired in scandal, he has no political clout left, his health is failing, he's out of office, whatever. The Democrats win the midterms before he's a lame duck. That's why everything's got to happen up front. Executive orders, quick ramming through legislation now. We need it now. It's not, we're not balancing our attack here over four years. Palantir wants the money now. The, they, they're not waiting for it. All of these people gave him things and the favors are to be paid back immediately. There was a big meeting at one of the Hollywood agencies years ago during all these cancellations and shit, you know, remember that the me too and the you know, and they said, get your clients money now. Their careers are going to be shorter. It's true. It was a real meeting. I'm sure I only know about it at one of the agencies, but it happened probably at all of them. They said your clients careers are not going to be 20 year careers anymore. They might be 10, maybe it's 5. Get their money now. Steal their money now. They're going to end up canceled, on drugs and broke. This is when it was at its height and there was that, you know, people were getting thrown to the wolves left and right. And these, these agencies were going, hey, you got to push them, put them on tour, back to back. Keep them on the road, keep them making money. If it's, if they, if they get offered a movie, make them do to go, you don't need a break that rapes coming out. Eventually you're going to be out. Get their money now. Steal their money now. And these people, the Miriam Adelson's and the Mark Zuckerberg and the Peter Thiel's and all that stuff, they want their money back. In some form. They want their favors paid back immediately. We want it now. We want the money now. We're not waiting. Get this lesbian to crack. Just laying in her head tonight. Now if you run an e commerce business, you know the only way to be successful is to keep your customers happy. You build trust with your customers one package at a time. That's why smart retailers use ShipStation. With ShipStation you can sync orders from everywhere you sell into one dashboard and replace manual tasks with custom automations to reduce shipping errors. All at a fraction of the cost. 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That shipstation.com code Tim Dylan and Adelson does not represent by the way, I don't think she represents like mainstream Jewish opinion. She's a very, very deeply radical Israel advocate. She was born in Tel Aviv, you know, she speaks Hebrew, she served in the in the military. She spends a lot of time in Israel. She's the owner of the country's largest newspaper. She's been swept up the political and social fervor gripping the country as it mourns the dead and seeks retribution for October 7th. It's very much like 9 11. After 911 people in our country reacted, were radicalized by this and we made a big mess. We had wars all over the Middle East. We sent refugees flooding through Europe. We destabilized the political situation in Europe. We went $8 trillion in the hole. We violated the Geneva Conventions. We set up a labyrinth of secret torture prisons. We hurt our credibility and our standing in the world has never been the same since 9 11. It has never been the same since 9 11. After 911 we lowered interest rates and cooked up all these asset bubbles enabled enabling a lot of these mortgage products which I had nothing to do with these mortgage products that allow people to buy homes. But it wasn't a real pathway to ownership. It disguised how much these homes cost. Then we had a financial crisis. Now no one can afford anything now. Every article coming out is that it's good that, that you don't own a house. It's good to rent. You have more freedom. You don't. It's a lie. But that pillar of the American experience owning a home. And you go, well, what did, what did 911 have to, you know, like that had nothing to do with anything. It was the beginning of a country that was about mass surveillance. It was about indefinite warfare as a, as a permanent column of the Defense Department's budget. If you doubt that, go, go look, go, go see Ukraine, by the way. That's my endnote or footnote on that. See Ukraine. You have all of these things happening. They all started 9 11. So Adelson, whether she was radicalized before or not, I don't know. She's probably pretty radical person, but she's a Trump buddy. I mean, they're calling them all the time. They're on the phone. She calls everybody in the administration. She's, she'll call me probably. I've never spoken to her, but she'll call me and threaten my life. I do like the way she looks. Get the image of her up. I do like it. Here's the thing with the super villains now. They look like it. They look like it. This is the thing. Get her up when she's in an all that white. Yeah, I like, kind of like the esthetic of her. I like the aesthetic of her. The thing about the Dick Tracy super villains right now is that they look like it. And right now you have, you have a few things happening at once. You have the credibility of Trump collapsing because of the Epstein list, which he's not releasing the information that the administration is concealing about the worst crime in the world, by the way, the rape of children is the worst crime in the world. This is not like, remember when they tried to the Barack Obama, Solyndra, you know, I don't know, solar panel energy scandal or Clinton getting head in the Oval Office or this is the worst crime in the world and it's being covered up. And the domestic credibility of Trump is collapsing. And internationally they don't care because it's a lot of dictators that like him. And then there's people that have always hated him. You have that happening. You have Israel waging an incredibly, to say the least. Unpopular campaign of famine in Gaza. People are starving, people are dying. When the UN and when inspectors and international agencies are able to get back into Israel, when the press is able to get back in there, the deaths of people are probably going to be much higher than they are now. Probably hundreds of thousands of people that have died in this campaign. Gaza is now completely unlivable and I don't know where these people are going to go. It is being referred to correctly as a genocide and ethnic cleansing campaign. And again, it all had to happen now. This is, again, this is the theme of what's happening right now. I want you to kind of understand this. This is something I've been thinking about, how no one anymore is waiting. It all has to happen immediately because people know with social media and with technology, there's a limited amount of time you get before inevitably the jig is up. This isn't the 80s. You can't just do things and have people write books about them. Thirty years later, most of what you're doing is on camera, on a phone camera. People know what this is. So it all has to happen now. Everything has to happen immediately. So you have this famine campaign, this starvation campaign. Israel goes. We know we've lost so much credibility. We've become a pariah, we've become a rogue state in the way that we've chosen to prosecute this war. We had a horrible attack. We reacted, obviously, understandably, radically. But at this point, the amount of damage done again to blameless children, women, people that had nothing to do with it, have no power to release the hostages, the toll on the civilian population, not to mention the ethnic cleansing, the destruction of Gaza is. Israel isn't. They're not stupid. They know what this is going to do to their image and has done to their image. That's why it all had to happen now. People are going to recognize the Palestinian state again. Do I. I mean, it's not a bad thing, obviously, but the fact that they're doing it now, after it has literally been destroyed, I said last episode, feels a bit absurd. The favors are being called in now. Crack just Lane's head, get a dike to cut her throat now. They don't have the time. This is the way it is working. They want to kill this yesterday. That is the goal. They can't have this come out now. A blackmail operation, High level CIA, Mossad, every rich person in America, a lot of them implicated. Everybody's involved in the worst crime ever of, of. Of raping children. This is the bomb that blows the System up. They're gonna kill this bitch. They're gonna try to kill this bitch. There's no other way. There's no other way they're gonna try. They may not succeed. I don't know. I'm not clairvoyant. But if they could kill him, they can get to this bit. She's about to get sad now. She's gonna get depressed very quickly now, and they're going to say, well, you know what? She was distraught. She didn't get her pardon, and she decided to cut her throat in her cell with that nail file. We let her buy. We shouldn't have let her buy that nail file. And Miriam Adelson and Hillary Clinton are going to sneak into that jail. It's like Orange is the New Black and White, and Miri Madison's gonna have her hair in dreadlocks, and Hillary Clinton's gonna have a durag on, and it's gonna be like Orange is a new Black. They're gonna have fake tattoos and they're gonna be hanging out with the dykes and then some. And then Ghislaine Maxwell is gonna get killed, and then everyone's gonna say, we shouldn't have let her buy that nail file. God, she was depressed. She didn't get her pardon. She was sad about that. She was so sad that Sydney Sweeney's Nazi tits were on a cover of American Eagle, whatever, Calendar magazine. So just Lane cut her own throat right before she was about to dime on everybody. Everyone knows what the Epstein thing was. There is no intrigue. There is no mystery. I said this many episodes ago when we first talked about it. It's as obvious as anything's ever been. It's truly as obvious as anything's ever been. And the reasons it's not out are as obvious as anything's ever been. I mean, what it's like having a cheating dad who then you wonder, you know, God, he's working late, all that. I wonder why he's work. You know why. You know why. And your mother knows why, which is why she always looks tortured in the kitchen. Everyone knows the political fallout from this scandal, it would be monumental, and it would affect some of the wealthiest people in the world and our relationships with different countries, namely Israel. I mean, unless we're all completely wrong here and that Jeffrey Epstein was not at all connected to the Mossad, but it. It seems he was. It seems he was. So again, it would call into question this relationship that we've had with our, quote, greatest ally for a very long time that can't happen. I don't care how many, you know, Barry Weiss, whose company is, you know, sold now, is gonna sell to CBS for $3 trillion or something. Larry Ellison's son's buying the Free Press. You know, the very. The very important Free Press blog that on substack is worth $250 million. And I like Barry, but the Free. You know, the one that gets like 7,500 views on YouTube, that powerhouse conglomerate media companies worth $250 million, by the way. So the Tim Dillon shows, apparently worth a billion. Hello, Miriam. Where's my fucking money? $300 million. A quarter billion dollars for Barry Weiss's blog in which she interviewed megastar Ross Douthat from the New York Times about why conspiracies have taken the hold of the American mind. And Ross goes, well, you know, the thing about conspiracies is there is an element of truth. Not in this one. There's not an element of truth. It's that it's all truth. It's all the elements of all of the truth. It's not a kernel of truth. It's lots of kernels in a bag of popcorn. But there's a two. But this is what. And every article now is like, why have conspiracies? The minds of people are being warped. They're melting because of the conspiracy. So, you know, again. And everyone talks about, like, everyone's like, oh, the grift is to go against Israel. It's like, clearly not. The grift is a quarter million dollars for the blog. For your blog, by the way. God bless. Nice woman. Sweet, charming woman, her and her wife, lovely people. No issue with them directly at all. They don't like me anymore. Which is fine, because again, you're on the team or you're not on the team. You criticize one thing. I mean, you're off the team. You know, I mean, that would. That website got big during a time in our country when the prevailing wisdom was that our. Our biggest problem is that a white girl would make burritos in Portland. Remember that? That was the time that the Free Press was a revolutionary concept. When, like, there'd be a burrito truck in Portland where some white bitch was making a taco. And there was an article about how it was cultural appropriation or, you know, how it was like, you know, a man splaining to tell a woman or whatever that was. When the Free Press got big, it was when it was just like this era in our country where we were the most ridiculous, you know, like, what A pumpkin, say, about the history of slavery. Like all of those ridiculous. Or the Free Press came in to counter that narrative and they. And they had me at some of their debates. And I think some of the people that worked there are fun. And again, it's no shade to Barry. $250 million. Is it worth that? I mean, it's a blog. I mean, it's a full blog. It's a blog. I mean, and It's a small YouTube channel. Whatever. I mean, God bless. But apparently the brand equity. And by brand equity means. I'm willing to argue for shooting Palestinian toddlers in the face. Brand. In a. In a. That's the brand equity of 250 sticks. Give me 400 sticks. Ready? Here I go. The thing about the war and the thing that people are struggling to understand about Hamas. Hamas terrorists. Terrorists. Hamas terrorist. Terrorists. Hamas is terrorism. Hamas, New York City blow up. Trade Center. World Trade Center. Flesh face, blood face. Child death. Your child. Killing suburbs. Killing. Death. Killing. Terrorism. Terrorism. Death. Terrorism. Iran, Iran, death. Terrorism. Your children, family terrorism. Theme parks. Boom boom bridge bad. And what we have to do is shoot toddler in his face. Thank you. 303. Thank you very much. That's very good. And 300 million for you. Anything else you'd like? That's good. Thank you so much. 300 and it's 300 million for you. But that's your. I mean, those are the arguments they make at the Free Press. It does even. They don't even pretend, by the way, anyhow, God bless them. But they don't even pretend. Like, there is no intellectual half to any of the arguments. They're like, if Iran's not bombed, they're going to rape your mother. You're like, why? My mother's dead. They'll dig her up. Wait, really? They're gonna dig my mother up and rape her? This seems odd. Well, they will just wait and see. They're gonna come. They're gonna come kill you. One of my friends is like a real housewife. And somebody from the Free Press was like, people are gonna. They'll be outside her house soon. And I go, what? She reviews chicken salad? They gonna come at her like, guys, the hysteria's like, out of control. So what? Sydney Sweeney's Nazi. She's got nice cats.