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Ah, Riyadh, baby. We're in Saudi Arabia. Come on, get your tickets now. Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Tim Dillon live in the capital. Is it the capital? Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. October 8th. October 8th. The day after October 7th. Just funny how it all works. Not. Not something that I had planned, by the way. It's just something that happened. I will be in Riyadh at the Riyadh Comedy Festival at the Bakker Al Shetty Theater. Come, come see me at the Bakker Al Shetty's. And apologies if I am not pronouncing that correctly. I don't know. I imagine I'll be doing more in the Middle East. I imagine we all will, actually. We'll be doing a lot in the Middle, and there are people, and I'm. I'm doing Abu Dhabi the night before. We don't have that information yet, but come on out. Come on out for a night of laughter in Abu Dhabi. Am I doing Abu Dhabi? I think October 6th. I think we're chilling on the 7th. I don't think we're doing anything on the 7th because my agents are very worried. But I think, you know, this is exciting. I think it's very exciting that we're all going to Riyadh. And I know that people are very upset about. They're angry that comedians are going to Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Very angry. They don't believe in anything. Get over it. Get over it. We're going to Riyadh. The House of Saud is paying us hundreds of thousands of dollars. Some of us millions. Not me, but they're paying millions of dollars to comedians. Get over it. We're taking the money. How about that? How about that? Sorry. Oh, you weren't invited. Oh, you got nothing going on. Boo hoo hoo, boohoo. Who for You? I would never do it. You weren't offered. No one invited you. There's people that I respect that turned it down, but a lot of people are doing it. Like, a lot. Like almost everyone. A lot of people are doing it. They bought comedy. So what? Listen, what's your problem? Well, they have slaves. Then they kill every. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Get over it. Get over it. So what? So what? They have slaves. So what, my friend? I. Not a friend. Somebody I don't even know. I bumped into them in Tribeca and he goes, I would never do that cuz I don't want to interact with slaves. I'm like, well, why not? I. They'd be deferential, right? I mean, I imagine the slaves in those countries are good at what they do. Well, I wouldn't want to interact. Everyone you meet there is a slave. That's what they said. Everyone that works at all the hotels, they take their passports. They're not allowed to leave their slaves. Hey, is the hotel nice? Is it nice or not? Is it nice or not? I'm not here to, to be a spoil sport. Look up spoil sport and I'm going to tell everyone what it is because that's not what I'm here to do. I'm not on this earth to do that. Spoil sport. A person who behaves in a way that spoils others pleasure, especially by not joining in an activity. Yes, correct. I'm not here to be a spoil sport. I'm not here to ruin the good time that everyone's having. Do I have issues with some of the policies towards women, towards the gays, towards the widow? Yeah. Towards the freedom of speech? Well, of course I do. Of course I do. Of course I do. But I believe in my own financial well being and I always have, by the way. And I think you better start believing in that. Okay? Because when Peter Thiel puts all of you in a cage, you're going to want some way to get out of that. You're going to want to bribe someone. Peter Thiel has you in the prison from that movie. What's that movie where everyone's in that digital prison. Remember that movie? Well, when you're in that movie and it's. But you can't get out. When you're in the movie of that digital prison movie and Peter Thiel's got you in, you're going to want to have a couple of shackles to, to go to the guy and say let me out of here. Hit him off a little bitcoin, little ethereum. Let me get out of this prison. When you're Shaw shanking and that's not the movie I was talking about, it's another prison movie. I've moved on. When you're Shaw shanking with the little rock hammer through the wall and you're, you're crawling through the tunnel of shit to try to get out of Peter Thiel's prison because he's just gonna do the. What is he, he's doing, you know, Peter Thiel, he's doing talks on the Antichrist cuz he is the Antichrist. So he knows about the Antichrist and he's talking about it. It's never enough to just be the thing, by the way. You have to constantly bother people it's the reason the Long island serial killer got caught. He couldn't shut his mouth. He went out to bars and in a very boomer like fashion, he's like, well, if I had killed her, O.J. simpson wrote a book called if I Did it. No one can just get away with anything. It's gotta be shoved in your face. So Peter Thiel is giving talks about being the, about that he's worried about the Antichrist. He's giving a four part lecture. This is true. I've never heard a person talk about the Antichrist as much as this guy. So he's doing a four part lecture about the Antichrist. So when Peter, when you're in the Peter Thiel Palantir prison and every day is the same and it's just going to be on closed circuit TV or maybe he'll be a hologram at that point. I don't know. He just is going to talk to you about the Antichrist and you're going to be in a cell in Peter Thiel's prison and then he's just gonna go, it's The Antichrist Part 3. And you're gonna have to sit there and go every day. Every goddamn day. Theo 50 Thiel, 57, will offer his thoughts on how his Christian faith informs his understanding of the world, including areas of theology, history, literature and politics of the Antichrist as part of a four part lecture series at the Commonwealth Club in San Francisco. Well, doesn't that sound swell? But he's going to be giving these lectures to people that are in his prison. So you might as well have a couple of dollars to try to buy your way out of the Peter Thiel compulsory Antichrist lecture that he's going to be giving at his prison. Now people might say to me, hey, you're, you're coming out and saying you're doing the Saudi thing for money. They're paying you a lot of money. I'm not going to tell you how much they're paying me. It's, it's, it doesn't matter, doesn't matter how much they're paying me $375,000 for one show. Now a lot of other people are getting 1.6 million. That's not me. I'm not in that bracket. But they're giving me 375 others are getting 150. Why are they doing it? Here's the point, here's the point. Okay? I am doing this because they're paying me a large sum of money. They're paying Me enough money to look the other way. Do you understand? Look the other way. That's a four word sentence that people don't do anymore. Look the other way if something bad is happening to your left, look to your right. If, for example, I'm at a breakfast and I see someone get grabbed and they start hitting them with that, you know, that, that big stick, I don't know if it's bamboo or whatever it is, it's kind of a wood, but it kind of snaps back. It's, it's perfect for a cane. If I see someone getting it, I will look the other way, okay? If I look the other way and I see someone being behind it, meaning they're chopping a hand off, that might be interesting to just kind of see actually how they do it because I think they do it kind of a sanitary way. But from what I've heard, you know, if they're chopping hand, I might look down and if, if I'm looking at the floor and I see some eyeless beggar grabbing at me, trying to get my money, I will look up to the heavens. And if in the heavens I see a drone flying over, I will look the other way because I'm being paid enough money to look the other way. What don't you understand? What is so complicated? I'm the only honest person just going to do it. Everyone else is going to have a million. They're going to go, well, actually the Middle east is more progressive now and, oh, he's trying to make some change. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm being paid a lot of money to not care about what they do in their country. I mean, it's very simple. If you pay me lots of money, I will not comment on what's going on. In fact, I will ignore it. And if something that I really disagree with, the more money you pay me, the less I'm going to think about it. Truly, this is a really important thing that no one does anymore and I'm recommending it look the other way. If you are in a foreign country and you don't agree because what's the other option? We are going to have to go in all of these countries and make them be Americans and make them live the way we live. That's not going to happen. That's not going to happen. We, we don't even know how to do that. All we do is try to do that and it fails miserably like every time. So I believe in looking the other way. I Believe in pretending things are not happening that are. I believe in cognitive dissonance. I believe in ignoring the screen. I will sleep so sound. I will sleep through the screams. Sleep through the screams. I'm sticking the Ritz. Google it. You know what happened there, and it's fine. He it. Folks, mind your own business. My. My. My. My. My best friend's mother used to say that. Eileen, mind your own beeswax. She used to say that. Mind your own beeswax. She used to say that. Okay? What that means for those of you who don't know, is that there's your beeswax and everyone else's beeswax. There's a lot of beeswax in Saudi Arabia. It's not my problem. They're paying me to keep my mouth shut. Whoop. I'm telling you right now, they have realized something very important, and that is a very. This is an important lesson for everybody to learn, okay? If you want people to like you, you give them lots of money. I don't know why this is so hard for people to grasp. I know that this is something. And again, people are probably listening to this and are angry or they're disagreeing with me, and that's okay. You're allowed to do both. You're allowed to do both. I don't care what you do. It doesn't matter. I'm going to be such a model citizen there. Let me tell you right now. My aunt's like, will you be safe there? I'm like, the crime is in our own country, you dunce. The crime is in our own country, you dunce. Okay, I feel very. I will feel safe in Riyadh. I believe in luxury, and a lot of people don't, and I always have. I believe in the ability of a society to. I'm going to say something, and people aren't going to like it. If you think for one second that some of the slaves in that country are not proud of what they've built, you're crazy. You're literally crazy. You're literally nuts. There are so many beautiful things that have happened as a result of forced labor. When you look at something beautiful, even if you've. Even if making it has almost killed you or killed people, you know, And I'm using the word slave, not even knowing, by the way. And I'm using it only because people have told me that I haven't looked into it, and I won't, but I don't even believe it. But let's move on, okay? Let's say in this hypothetical world, they are slaves who can't leave. And they have to build these beautiful things, Gorgeous marble, crystal things. Do you think a slave father wouldn't look at his slave children and go, your father built that? You're nuts. You're nuts. It is beautiful to have beautiful things. And even though. And if I'm a slave and I've just built a beautiful thing, I am telling my wife and my children, look. Look how beautiful that is and how grateful and how thankful we are now. Yes, there are pro. There's problems. Sure, sure. Israel gave none of us any money and expected we were all going to just defend them. For what? For no money, for $0. The threat that I won't get a sitcom on ABC Family. I'm supposed to go out and defend this genocide because maybe I won't be on abc. I won't get to play a gym teacher on a network that won't be in business. And I'm supposed to care about that? Who gives a fuck? Where's the money, you bum? Where? Where the. The money? Of course, Israel's doing a horrible thing, okay? And I would call it out, no matter how much money I got, because you're genociding people in front of my face. It's on TikTok, okay? But what these people are doing seems to be less public. So my. My thing. My friend's mother used to sell us drugs. Had a great rule when we were 13 or 14. She'd get us weed and Vicodin. She'd say, I'm drinking my water. She'd say, go and go. She used to tell us when she was a young girl, she never shared her drugs or alcohol. She would buy a Boone's Farm thing of wine and bury it by a tree, under a tree, and then she'd go and get this Boone's Farm wine and drink. And then she said she'd go back to the bonfire with everyone and she'd feel all warm and good and she'd sway, but she wouldn't share her Boone's Farm wine with anyone. She would bury it under a tree and then drink it. Do you see what I mean here? Do you get it? Do you see what I'm talking about and how this relates? Because I. My point is, yeah, they got Boone's Farm wine under a tree, but I'm not seeing it. I'm not seeing that they're digging the wine up. They're drinking it. People are getting it, but I don't see it. So if I'm not Seeing it, if I don't see it, I. It's really, it's none of my beeswax. I hope everything's beautiful and good for all, but I'm telling you right now, this was Israel's big mistake. This was their big mistake. They should have had the Tel Aviv Comedy Festival and they should have paid us all millions of dollars. And then I would have went over there and I would have went, listen, it's human shields and Hamas is stealing the food or whatever. They're fucking talking nonsense for the last nine months. We're all supposed to believe whatever. I go release them. And this is what it's about, the hostages. It's not about all the other Greater Israel stuff. Why would you say Epstein was in the Mossad? What are you talking about? He had no connection with anyone. He was just a pervert who had $2 billion and was friends with her. What do you want? Israel thought this was all going to happen with no money. What are you nuts? I'm, I'm, I'm sad about what's happening. If it's happened, I don't see it. If I was a slave, I would love to make a beautiful hotel for people. I would, I would, I would love to make a beautiful hotel for people to stay at and enjoy. If I was a slave, not a slave, but if I was a slave, if I was a slave and I had the chance to make a beautiful hotel, it would make me happy. Life is, is a whole different. It's a whole thing. Life. It's a whole thing. It's a whole thing. And, and, and we're not, we're called to be. I believe, and this is Kamala Harris. But I believe, like if you asked me about the Riyadh Comedy Festival and you said, well, there's all these problems, I'd go, listen, hey, life is a long thing and it's a beautiful thing. And that's my comment. I'm telling you right now. I love cozy earth. They have nailed comfort with their bamboo sheets and their everywhere pants. Next level, incredibly soft, breathable and temperature regulating. It doesn't matter where you are or what you're doing. You are going to love the everywhere pant. It is my go to for everything. Travel, work, chasing. The kids are doing absolutely nothing. They're clean cut, clean cut, stretch with you and so comfortable. Everyone I know who's tried these is completely hooked, guys. There's a risk free trial, 100 night sleep trial, 10 year warranty. Try them, wear them, love them or send them back. 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Take the money and look the other way. Sorry. Sorry, folks. Sorry. 911 was a long time ago. And who even knows what happened with that? Who even knows what happened with that? Okay, There's a lot of things going on. I'm not saying they weren't involved, but there was a lot of people involved. Okay, so that's my comment on the Saudi Comedy Festival. I just want people to know that and I want people to know that I'm doing this because they're paying me lots of money and I'm very lucky to do it and happy to do it and I'm grateful that I was asked to do it. And, and, and, and my response to the criticism is like, fuck off because no one cares. And aren't you the people that love all the migrants anyway? The same people criticizing this are the people that like, love all these migrants and want them in our country and want like the borders open and they want the doors flung open so that everyone from all cultures and all worlds can go fucking, you know, join a Somali gang in Minneapolis or something. They almost elected that guy from Captain Phillips, but the Democrats do whatever they do. They always do. They fucking invented some scam to get that guy out of the race. Now I'm no fan of that guy, but that was clearly some sham. My point is this. Omar Fatah or whatever. My point is this. So you're all, you're okay with all these people coming into America, but we can't go entertain them where they live? Does that make any sense to anyone? Does that make any sense to anyone? That we're supposed to just open the borders for all everyone in the world, but we can't go entertain them where they live, especially if they live in a luxurious place? Why would I, Why would I subscribe to that? Wacky. Or you just jealous that we're getting money? Sorry, bubba. This Taylor Swift. So many people are excited about this wedding. Taylor. Say what you want about Taylor Swift. Say what you want about this woman. This woman has one of the most toxic fan bases a human being can have. The women that I am so much more frightened of the women that follow Taylor Swift religiously than I am of anyone who lives in Saudi Arabia, including the Bin Laden family. By the way, I hope to have dinner with. Actually, I am. So the childless. The barren, cold, childless vaginas that line up to buy tickets to relive their summer camp. The 43 year old women who have crushes on Harry Styles. Okay. The sick cat. Cat mommy, wine mom. Crazy psychopaths who follow this woman terrify me more than anyone who lives in Saudi Arabia. I'm sorry, the disease that, that inspires these women to live vicariously through Taylor Swift. A nice gal. Probably not. I've actually heard she's not as nice as you'd come to believe. But by the way, no one who gets to that level is nice. I have no hate. No one who gets to Taylor Swift's level in anything is nice. How dumb are you all? You can't get to that level and be nice. What I'm saying is this. The people that have chosen to make this woman's life their life. Her engagement is their engagement. Her success is their success. The soundtrack of her life is a soundtrack to their life. Those women need to have burkas on them now. Now. Sorry. If you believe that the Taylor Swift song is talking to you, you need a burka now. You need a burqa now. If you broke down in tears because Taylor Swift got engaged to that vaccine shill, you need a burqa draped on you now. Acid in the face. Acid in the face. Religious police. And by the way, this is only for 3. 75. Imagine if they gave me 5. I tried to get 5. My fat agent tried to get 5. Imagine what I would have done for 5. But let's be serious for a minute. Are any of these women that are following Taylor Swift are going to 20 or 30 of her concerts. Are any of them better off? Because there isn't a religious police in this country. How many of them are better off if Captain Phillips, that emaciated migrant who they're about to elect in Minnesota, whatever his name is, Omar Fatah. I mean, get this guy up. I mean, what is going on? If he's going to hand out burkas as they leave Taylor Swift, I support him. I'll write him a check. I'm very scared. Can we watch this news anchor who reacted to Taylor Swift being engaged? These people need help. They need help. I'm telling you, Taylor Swift and I know people are not gonna like this is an incredibly mediocre talent. Sorry, she's not great. She's the perfect talent for our dying country. Cuz we're not great. We have fallen far from greatness. There are. We see greatness occasionally in this country and we're mystified by it. We're angry at it and we try to get rid of it. We don't even know how to handle it anymore. We can't metabolize greatness in this country or we thrive on mediocre bullshit. We all love nostalgia because we pray every day for Comet to wipe us out. Because we know it's over. So there's all these people trying to figure out how to feel like they did when they first had a s'. More. It's sick. It's sick. These are adults who want to relive their prom because they're fucking sick. You're supposed to actually get older. You're not supposed to be running around in your mid-30s at my party going, I got a pee pee. Look at my pee pee. And making out with your mother. Okay, these influencers are making out with their own mothers on social media. They're actually having sex with their mothers on social media. These influencers, by the way. It's weird. It's weird. It's freak. It's freak show time with some of these influencers. Their whole fan base is 12, and they're necking with mom. Something's up. CBS News here. Birkenau.
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Burka, burka.
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Taylor Swift is engaged. Taylor Swift is engaged.
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Acid attack this.
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Come back to me. Virtue police posted it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Virtue police. Oh, it's huge.
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The ring is ginormous.
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Stoner. Stoner. Honor killing. Honor killing in the town square.
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All right, get. Get him out of here. I can't even watch. I can't even watch how sick this country is. And I'm supposed to be scared of Saudi Arabia. I'm supposed to be scared of Saudi Arabia. This is the news. CBS News. They're giddy, giddy over an engagement of Taylor Swift. And I'm supposed to be scared of Saudi Arabia in the future. That's what I'm supposed to be scared of. I'm not scared of this country and what the hell's going on here. It's sick. I mean, it's crazy. Just like nuts. I don't even know what's going on. This University of Tennessee professor canceled his class because Taylor Swift and Travis Cuss got engaged. I can't focus. Fire em. Religious police. Burka Burka has an attack on her killing. Watch it. A biochem midterm today, but Taylor and Travis just got engaged due to this information. Fired. Religious police. We are done. Shut it off. I am really mad now. How done we are. This is sick. This is crazy. What was Peter Thiel's reaction to all this? Well, I. Well, I mean, obviously I'm happy for her. Satan emerges as an angel. He's an angel at first and that, you know. So we have to think. And at Palantir, what we try to do is look at all the angels and see who's a little Satan, who's actually a little Satan that looks maybe like an angel. What angels are going to fall? We at Palantir actually like to know which angels are going to fall before their fallen angels so that we can actually identify the Antichrist before it happens. Thank you Peter. This podcast is brought to you by Stash what if you could start investing without ever picking a single stock? With Stash, the experts handle the hard part for you. Stash isn't just another investing app. It's a registered investment advisor that combines automated investing with your expert guidance so you don't have to worry about figuring out on figuring it out on your own. You can choose from personalized investments or let Stash award winning smart portfolio do the work for you. 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Find out why Neutrophil is a best selling hair growth supplement@nutrafol.com spelled n u t r dash a f o l dot com promo code Tim Dillon. That's nutrafol.com promo code Tim Dillon. But I do think there's something deeply rotted and wrong with pop culture has gotten to the point where it's so boring to. And this is why people are mad about the Cracker Barrel logo. Because there's truly nothing interesting culturally anymore in our country. Because everything has become so bland and corporate that our only gods are the chain restaurants and places that poison us. So we actually only have ownership over the poison slope that we put in our body. And we want to make sure that the values of the slop house align with ours because that's all we have left. Because there's nothing culturally interesting in this country anymore. We've done away with that. We've destroyed it. It's, you know, gotten to the point where, like, this, this woman who, again, I don't begrudge her any of her success. Nothing makes more sense than her success in our country. There's not one thing that makes more Audra McDonald, who I saw do Gypsy like five or six times on Broadway, who no one really knows who this woman is, does something on stage every night, eight times a week that cannot be replicated. Absolutely amazing. The show's closed. If you miss, you miss. You didn't see it. It's over. She does something so spectacular and. But, you know, again, the show closes early because, you know, people, they want to see Trisha Paytas eat a chicken nugget. And I'm not taking anything away from Trish Paytas, but this is not what people want in our country. They don't want greatness, they want mediocrity. And Trish Paytas says it's the revenge of the mediocre. And I respect Trish and I'm happy for her success. And I don't think Trish would compare herself to Audra McDonald, nor would I compare myself to a lot of people that I feel are much greater than me. What I'm saying is, like, we, we've really made a decision culturally in this country to completely abandon the idea of. Of excellence and reward familiarity and comfort. So when we, like, see someone who's really good at something, we're like almost mad at them because we don't like it and we don't like it and we don't feel like we can do it. And it doesn't. It's not relatable to us. Because in our rotted culture, we want it. We want everything to be relatable. We don't want to jump and go, whoa, what's that like? Or, that's interesting. That's different. That's weird and new and good. Everything's got to be relatable. And that's what Taylor Swift does. It's all relatable stuff because, you know, everyone's like, you know, falling in and out of love or been, whatever. And it's like, you know. And I had a friend tell me they were like, all the men that she was with before couldn't handle her success. And. And now this one finally can. And I'm so happy for her. And then my friend's like, I hope she doesn't have kids. Cause I don't want her music to change. And it's like, what is wrong with all of you? What is what. What more do you want out of this woman? Didn't she do this big ERAS tour? Didn't she do it? Like, go, let her live her goddamn life. What do you want with this woman now, still? What do you want out of this? Didn't she do it? Didn't she go on this tour all over the world that everyone said was the greatest thing that they ever saw in their life. What else could you want? But it's never enough. At the stage of decline that we are in as a society, it is never enough. You know, it's when she announced a new album, people are freaking out. People cannot have a healthy relationship with a celebrity in our society. At Taylor's level, it's impossible for people to have a healthy relationship because we are a society that is driven by this strange, creepy obsession with people that are celebrities, not people that are good at things, are talented. I'm not saying Taylor's not talented. I'm not saying she's clearly talented. She's very talented. Is she my favorite? Probably not. But it doesn't matter. She's talented, but that's not what we care about. We care about the spectacle. Big it is how many people are there. We love that. And we're so obsessed with celebrity. It drives us in this weird way. We. We live vicariously through these people. We need. Their accomplishments are our. And their failures are our failures and their trials and tribulations. It is weird. It's something I never understood. I've never got. I've had friends that go that route. It's not for me. I'm not saying I'm better than them. I am a little. But what I'm saying is that I never understood it. I couldn't understand the obsession with someone while you just don't ever try to define yourself in any way. Aren't. Shouldn't you be. Shouldn't you care about you a little bit? That's why I'm doing the Saudi Arabian Riyadh Comedy Festival. I really care about me. I really care about me. I was on my phone begging the House of Saud for money when you were all talking about Taylor Swift. You know why I'm focused on Daddy. You're all focused on some other shit. And make no mistake, this is one of those things where. Didn't Israel slaughter a calf recently to get ready for the temple being built? Because this is the next one. This is the next omen of the end. This is in the Book of Revelation or something. It has to be. There's got to be a paragraph in the Book of Revelation that speaks to this. One of my psycho followers will find it. There's got to be something in the Book of Revelation that speaks to this. When two houses wed and the calf is slaughtered and the sea turns red, you know, and then the bird is always a bird, but it's. That's the whole thing here. I'm just saying we need, as a society. I mean, her best album, by the way. They get married, he dies immediately. It's her best album. Then I'll listen. And in a horrible, heinous accident where it was a closed casket because he got mangled. That's her best album. He was gone. He's gone. He was mangled in an accident. My husband was mangled in an act. Because she writes very plainly, you know, she's not that gifted of writer, so I imagine that's kind of what the song would be. He was mangled in an accident and his face was all strange so we closed the casket. Now I'm alone again on my porch thinking about my husband. They said most of his face was still on the street. Half of his face was on the street. My husband, he was mangled in an accident. Now I'm drinking wine in the summertime whatever she does. And the first being was like a lion, and the second being was like a calf. And the third being had the face of man and the fourth being was like a flying eagle. I can't read all the Revelation now, but what I'm saying is that some of it's got a can't do the whole Book of Revelation. We got to read ads. But what I'm saying is that this is, I imagine this is foretold. I imagine it's armed drones to be deployed at schools in Florida to stop mass shooters. I like this more militarized stuff to stop the kids. Let's watch a little bit of this.
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In seconds, the drones buzz to life and weave through hallways, searching for a fake school shooter.
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Phenomenal.
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A demonstration of new abilities.
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Phenomenal. Wow. The future is fun.
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The founders of Texas based company Campus Guardian Angel Hope this is the future of school safety.
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Our job is if somebody comes in a school with a gun, we respond in five seconds.
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This is how it would work. Silent alarms in the school alert the company. Then drones strategically placed on campus get deployed. And these drone pilots would navigate remotely from their headquarters in Austin, working in tandem with the school and police inflicted non lethal damage to the suspect or dummy in this demo with pepper rounds and direct impact. All these markings, that's from the drone.
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Yeah. See the little holes are from drones. Can you imagine, by the way? So there's three guys in Austin with VR goggles on directing drones to kill a school shooter in Florida. We will do anything in this country to just not get some type of like, you know, registry of guns, which I, I understand people that don't want it. I mean, the tech's coming anyway. If this video tell you one thing, the tech is coming. And I mean, I know it's nice to have your gun, you protect your family and you think you're gonna resist the government, but Peter Thiel and Donald Trump have decided that maybe they're gonna, they're gonna get the tech to the point where you can't do much with the gun. But who knows, Couldn't this guy shoot the drone? Who knows? Just school shooter. Now you need two school shooters, you need one to shoot the drones and you need one to get into the school. So now it's gotta be a collaborative effort. So you have one school shooter shooting the drones and then you have another school shooter who's actually in. And by the way, it's horrible what happened in Minneapolis and it's disgusting. And that person obviously should be put to death. And I'm not saying you should give up all your guns, but I am saying there's gotta be a better way here probably than this, right? I imagine this, this is what tech does. You know, we create all of these situations where people are in grave danger. Oh, there's all these home invasions. We won't clean up the streets. There's school shootings. And we don't. We create them because our policies make them more likely to happen. And then there's a bunch of mentally ill people and there are criminals, and then these policies happen. And then tech steps in and goes, by the way, what a great opportunity for us to have a solution to this that involves militarized drones flying through your children's school. So the robot police are coming. Robotics is developing at a very. And I read a whole article about this last week. You know, all of these things are coming. The drone policing, all this technology is coming. And. And it's going to render your handgun most likely, pretty useless. And again, I'm not saying you should give it up. I'm saying there's going to be seemingly a lot of militarized technology on the streets, dealing with the public. This is clearly what's going on. You know, Larry Fink is out there, the CEO of Blackstone, I believe. Larry Fink, Is that right? Is it Blackrock? Blackrock, Blackrock. I always mix them up. And he's now the interim president of the World Economic Forum. And he's like, we're getting rid of cars. We don't need it. We do. We're getting rid of single family homes. Many years ago, Whitney Webb talked about this on the show. We're getting rid of that. You got Klaus Schwab saying, hey, it's gonna be a stakeholder economy where you're gonna have stakeholder capitalism. So you're gonna have billionaires owning these large stakes in these large, you know, government, private public partnerships with all these governments. And they're all gonna have autonomous drone armies. All these billionaires are gonna have autonomous drone armies. They're gonna have enough money and enough resources to have their own militarized drone army. And it's going to be a world where feuding oligarchs more than countries, more than corporations. You're going to actually have feuding oligarchs with their own militaries. Kind of like the plot Atlas Shrugged in a weird way. And they're all going to be. They're all figuring out right now what to do with the population. That. That's pretty obvious. They're all basically figuring out what exactly are they going to do with all these hungry mouths? How are we going to handle all these people? What's going to happen? And they're all basically going, listen, we got to figure out a way to deal with them. That's what they're doing. They go, we gotta deal with these people and we're gonna do it with technology, we're gonna put them in a digital prison, and if that doesn't work, we're gonna put them in a real prison. And one of the ways to deal with that, if you're a human being, is to think about what the grid is and how to kind of remove yourself from it in any way that you can, economically, physically, ge, geographically, in a smart way. I'm not saying you go all survivalist prepper and go insane, but there's gonna be a lot of people that are fully in the system, that want to be in the system, that are getting the goodies and the benefits, and then they, and then the, the people giving them that are gonna dictate. That's the way it always works. You want the goodies, the benefits. We're gonna now dictate how you live and where you live based on the things that we give you. And if you continue to want those things, we're going to, we're going to require that you participate in the system that we have set up. I do believe there's gonna be people kind of living outside of that and happily, but are just gonna figure out their own way to do it. And I mean, I'm talking about years down the road, maybe not as far as we think, but there does seem to be, and if you're ignoring this, you're crazy. There does seem to be a concerted effort, amongst which is what I think the Trump presidency is starting to look like. It's kind of end game time. And I think a lot of these people realize it. They're sucking the last bit of money out of this government before we default on the debt. They're sucking the last bit of money out of this government before the dollar is worthless. They're sucking the last bit of money out of this government before the financial system is in some stage of permanent decline. And they're doing it in the Sam Altman types and the Elon's and the Zuckerbergs and the Tim Cooks and many others and the Larry Finks. They know that there's probably a tipping point at which the dollar's going down, the system's going to be radically reformed, the democratic process may not survive. We might go into some type of fascistic military junta. Not to be a downer, but before all of that happens, they're sucking the last bit of money they can out of this bloated, dying corpse of an empire, and they are strengthening their position for an inevitable period of chaos. This is my guess, and it's well Informed. And if you say this to people, and I live out in the Hamptons, I'll say things like this to people. And they go, oh, well, it's a bit dramatic. They don't say no. Meaning, like 90% of rich people have no idea what's going on. They were just born, they're rich, things are good, life's good. You go to the beach, you go on a boat, you jump off the boat, you get married, you drink wine, you die, it doesn't matter. But 10% of them, and those are the ones I don't really have access to because they don't enjoy me. But those are the people that are really behind the scenes getting ready for something. You can feel it, it's in the air. The media doesn't matter anymore. They know that they've lost control of the narrative. They are never getting it back. So the only thing left for them to do at this point is the raw power grab. The raw power grab. The niceties are gone, the pleasantries are gone. Israel's not disguising what they want to do. The motives are not. They don't matter. The narrative doesn't make sense. The stories don't add up. They do not care. They're not trying to make it make sense. They don't have the time. It's the last bit of control that they can exert over the system before it blows up. It's my guess it's what it feels like. Nobody's putting the time in to lie to you anymore. You should worry about that. 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They don't know when that is, probably because no one knows when that is. But they've been preparing for it for a while for a decent amount of time. And at that point, the world is going to be carved up and divided between supranational institutions. We're talking about the World Economic Forum. We're talking about things like, you know, the. And not to sound completely nuts, but like, you know, for example, like, NATO is a supranational organization, right? Meaning it's, there's no one nation that's defining it. There's other groups out there, like, you know, the, the, the Trilateral Commission or things like that. Now, I'm not going to go into some, like, it's the Knights Templar and it's the fucking build a bird. I'm not. We're not going down that road. But there are institutions that are not. They're primarily loyal not to a nation. And they will tell you this. They're primarily loyal to preserving an order. And that is bigger than any one country. The Anglo American Empire, the Eastern alliance, you know, you might look at, you know, and then you have countries like China and Russia, these massive global hegemons that are going to be in the game, massive corporations that are going to be in the game, these supernational institutions that are going to be in the game. And the imf, the International Monetary Fund, European Union, all of these organizations, you know, are going to define a lot of what happens. They are preparing for their societies to fail. They know that immigration is a very sticky issue. Nigel Farage is going to win in the UK Probably. He might, he might come close. We're going to go over there and see him soon. And he's promising to restore sovereignty and deport people, whatever. It's the biggest issue in the world. The massive migration of people from one area to another is the biggest issue in the world. Climate is out there as well, but nowhere near as big as migration. Climate causing some of the migration war causing most of it. Instability in the region causing most of it. The mad dash for natural resources fueling a lot of that instability. That Instability resulting in migration. The migration. Destabilizing societies, pushing people to the extremes. All of these international supranational organizations have to figure out a plan. What happens when our societies fail? What happens? Well, we need the Peter Thiel types. This is. Again, I'm not saying this. This is what they're saying. We need the security infrastructure that's going to be built to keep our populations in check. This is why. This is. When they bring in the digital prisons, we need the bread and circus stuff. So the Taylor Swifts of the world, they're going to be doing great and they're going to be fine. This is the. This is the primary thing. She's getting married. It's straight up the Hunger Games, right? She, Katniss Everdeen. I mean, this is what they're going to do. There's going to be. Right. That's your ring. That's your ring. That's your ring in your hand and your fucking Cartier watch and your love and your life. And aren't you happy to participate in it? Aren't you happy for her? Her life is yours. You don't get a life anymore. You get her life. And isn't her life nice? That's one part of it. And the second and the third and final part of it is going to be the inevitable. The inevitable great conflict that will come. That is going to be a massive loss of life. But I'm going to go to the Riyadh Comedy Festival. Why? They're buttering my bread. They're buttering my bread. And you got to get your bread butter. Take a look. I'm at the Bakr Al Shedi Theater. The Bakker Al Shetty Theater. Why am I there? They're paying me money to look the other way. What a lovely sunset. I will do my sad in the blood of. Of someone who just got beheaded. And I will go up there with the mic. Good to be here. Where are you from? What do you do for a living? Oh, it's good to be here. I don't know what I'm gonna say for an hour, but I'm telling you right now, that's what we're doing here. We're. We're. Get your money up. I'm telling you, the next 20 years, folks, let me tell you right now, whatever virtue signaling you thought was was going on, that was the ultimate privilege. When you were the ultimate privilege was all the virtue signaling you did for four years. And I'm telling you right now, you're gonna need water soon. Get Your money up, all the bullshit about your opinion or this is right and that's wrong and you're good. This one's bad. He's bad. The way he treated his employees is bad. Bad. Ellen's bad. Sure she is. Sure she is. But she's got her bread buttered. Ellen's got a bread buttered. She's got a bread buttered. You know, did she kill a bunch of people? To do it properly? The ultimate privilege is to be able to sit back and be judgmental of others who are out there with the full understanding and reality of what's what, what we're on the precipice of. Okay? And that doesn't mean that you're to have no morals or values. I have morals and values in my own life. I don't have slaves. I can't afford them. I don't behan thieves. But I will. It's not the worst idea. What I'm saying right now is that this Taylor wedding, it's gonna be our royal wedding. It's all we got. It's all we got. It might be the last thing before the prison. It might be the final thing you see as a free person in our society. The last tear that rolls down your cheek might be watching Travis and Taylor walked down the aisle and get married. It might be the fight. This is the final story that they're going to tell you before they put you in a jail where Peter Thiel talks to you every day about the Antichrist. This is the final story before Peter Thiel talks about the Antichrist every day. And you're going to look at the other people in your cell. You go, it's so obvious he's the Antichrist. It's like, obvious. And they're going to go, I know. I know. No. So that's the update. The summer ends. We replace the lobster with a pumpkin. Do we have the pumpkin? Not yet. We got to get a plush pumpkin. The hat is also removed. We're going to put a witch hat or something for Halloween, the pumpkin. And then the fall background starts in October. And I am happy for Taylor and Travis. I hope this episode hasn't made people think otherwise. I am actually happy for them. I am happy for them. I am happy for them. And I hope that. I hope that it works out, because at the end of the day, we need it. The country needs it. The country needs this union. And there's going to be a lot of women crying. And there's going to be a lot of men crying. There's going to be. A lot of people are deeply invested in this because it is the last one. We know that it's almost. Do we? It's almost impossible. I don't think there's going to be another star that gets as big as Taylor Swift that we care as much about. She's part of an old system. She's one of the last people that we've watched go from a young person to. We've watched her grow up. And she's become one of the most successful people in the world. That's not going to happen anymore. We know that. She's one of the last stars. She's one of the last true stars that we've shot up into the stratosphere and we live vicariously through her. Her life is our life. Her love is our love. She's one of the last true stars deserved. Who cares fucking matter. Grow up. Grow up. She's one of the true stars. We're not going to create them anymore. We're not going to create them anymore. We don't care about them anymore. We don't pay them anymore. We don't value them anymore. But Riyadh does. Bye bye.