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Tim Dillon (0:31)
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show. I want to apologize, you know, to the Trump administration.
Co-host or Guest Commentator (0:38)
You know, I've been very critical of.
Tim Dillon (0:40)
Them, but it's come to my attention that they actually did sort of a real important thing recently.
Co-host or Guest Commentator (0:56)
They had like a, they got a.
Tim Dillon (1:00)
Lot of our first responders and our.
Co-host or Guest Commentator (1:05)
Military and people that had sacrificed for the country.
Tim Dillon (1:13)
And President Trump owns this country club.
Co-host or Guest Commentator (1:19)
Mar A Lago, right where he lives.
Tim Dillon (1:20)
Part of the year. And he decided a good use of his property and his wealth would be to kind of bring in people that had made the ultimate sacrifice like some of their families. And you know, he put together kind of a family friendly Mar a Lago day for people that don't have a lot and you know, financially they may, they, they have other things, but they're hurting, like many Americans are hurting. And I thought it was a really classy use of Mar a Lago. I thought it was actually really cool. I, you know, you can be black pilled by the actions of this administration, you know, but when they do something that's really selfless and it's kind of a great example to other people of charity. Oh, you know, so let's take a look at this again. This is a, a nice family day for our, the United States military at Mar a Lago. Let's take a look. And the way you look tonight. Well, there you have it, folks. That is the first responder U.S. military Family Day at Mar a Lago. I thought that was a really great. Didn't a furry kill their friend, by the way? Does anyone look at the optics of this? I don't want to hear anything about Hollywood, by the way, anymore from anybody. I don't want to hear about Hollywood and this party and that party. What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? Didn't furry supposedly shoot Charlie Kirk or like the lover of the furry? Isn't that, that was like Days ago, like months ago. Just the optics of it. And I'm not even, I'm not even, I'm not a prude, have parties, dress up in a costume, whatever. But don't you think that it would, somebody would say, you know what? Americans are broke, having a eyes wide shut. And I'm sure they weren't fucking at that party because they're all octogenaire. They're like elderly. Maybe they were, but there were like old people wearing dog masks and 18th century ball gowns. Don't, don't you think if we fill the country club that the president owns with people in dog masks and 18th century ball gowns during a period of economic hardship. Also someone who kind of was into similar things shot our friend. They shot that guy. Do you think that there was any optics discussion there? You think anyone sat down and went, you know, this isn't ideal to have this going on. It just seems like the point of everything is to demoralize you in, in a, in, in a, in a way that can't, it's not even like, it's not even debatable anymore how insane this is and that nobody would have stopped and said, you know, that woman just caught a bullet to the face, a few bullets. We got riots, we got protests. People in Iran are protesting and you know, they're getting, they're getting mowed down, so I hear. And, and I'm not saying I don't believe it. I'm just not there. I get it. So we've got all that happening. Russia is like, Russia's like ready to like nuke Europe, by the way. Like their Russia feels that the Western powers have aligned against them, which is true. I'm not holding water for Russia. I'm just telling you what's happening. Russia now feels like if, if the US is going to go and knock over Venezuela and take the oil and maybe knock over Iran and help the Ukraine sponsor attacks on, on Russian infrastructure and kidnap. I'm not kidnap. Seize an oil tanker bound for Russia. I think Russia's now getting to the point where they're like, they don't see a way out of this without using, and we hope this isn't true, like crazy weapons, nuclear weapons. And in the midst of all of this, someone decided that it would be a good idea to do this. Play, play that again. Play it from right there again. Someone decided it would be a good idea to do this. It's literally the end of the world. It is literally the end of the world. I mean, and somebody said let's do now. I don't give a fuck what this was for. Some dog rescue, some charity. Who gives a fuck what it was for? Stop with the charities. They're all fake. They're all fake. Will you stop whatever chat. This is an excuse to put on dog masks and get drunk and God only knows what else. But this whole idea that, like, everybody showing up to Mar A Lago is doing charity is hilarious. They're just givers over there. They can't stop giving. That's why they're in Mar A Lago. They can't stop giving. I mean, it's like. It's like an absurdity. And the Kirk thing, the idea. And I'm not saying that these people are furries or that all furries are bad or whatever, but the idea that the. The furry. The furry's boyfriend shot your friend and then you're in the dog mask, three months later you're in a dog mat. The furries boyfriend. So we are to believe. And I. I'll believe it when the evidence comes out. But no one said, you know, the guy that, you know, the guy that was banging the, you know, the furry that was banging the guy that shot Charlie that, you know, like, maybe we shouldn't. Maybe we shouldn't do the dog party. It's. It's absolutely psychotic. It's 1,000% psychotic. And it's a charity. Can you find out what charity this was for? What charity this was for? My favorite new thing is it was for the American Humane Society's 15th annual Hero Dog Awards Gala. Hero Dog Awards Gala. So apparently. Can you look this up? The Hero Dog Awards. Okay. Make it a little bigger so I can read it here in my furry mask. For 15 years, our nationwide competition has invited dog owners across America to nominate their canine heroes, whether they're service dogs helping people with disabilities. Again, largely fake. Outside of a few blind. The dogs that are helping the blind. Seeing eye dog. The service dog phenomenon is a largely fake phenomenon. It just is what it is. Therapy dogs bringing comfort to those in need. Again, also largely fake. Now, there's some great dogs in the hospital and stuff, but let's be honest, it's usually some in yoga pants in on an American Airlines flight with a Pomeranian. It's fake. Or family pets who have shown unexpected bravery. So I guess these are hero dogs that they're celebrating at Mar A Lago. I guess. I guess some of these dogs. Okay, so here are the. The 2025 hero is Sergeant Bo. He provides comfort. So let's see What? Bo, let's see what. Okay, so let's. Let's go. Let. Make it a. All right. Sergeant Bo. So Sergeant Bowe has provided comfort. What kind of breed is he? Go up. Let's see what kind of breed Bo is. He's a. He's a cutie. Do we know what kind of breed he is? Mixed breed. He's a mixed breed. Okay, so now Sergeant Bow, let's read this here. Sergeant Bow is a dedicated therapy dog who would spend time with the idf. After the IDF had lit Palestinians on fire, many of them expressed pangs of regret. Bo cheered them up and just his presence reminded them that everything they were doing was incredibly necessary. And in fact they should do it more frequently and more efficiently. Beau offered comfort to countless IDF soldiers who felt regret and after the things that they had to do. In addition to trauma support, he helped de escalate children in crisis and offered comfort to everyone he met. So that's Sergeant Bo. Let's. Let's see who else is here. Who is the runner up this year? Who's the runner up? Oh, he's a finalist. Donald Superpower. Intuitive guidance and life saving protection. Donald is from Fort Myers, Florida. Donald is a dedicated guide dog who helped Pam Bondi by eating some of the Epstein files she promised to release to the general public. Donald ate. Ate the files and then was taken to the vet to have his stomach pump. Interesting.