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Tim Dillon (0:30)
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. I am sorry we are late. We are never late. We are a day late because we have traveled to Los Angeles. We are doing the Netflix is a joke comedy festival, which is really a good festival. I don't know if you've heard about this, but Netflix has taken over the entire city of Los Angeles. And what I like about this particular festival is they don't have any passes. So usually you'd buy a pass and you get into a bunch of shows, but this one, you have to buy each show individually. Um, and. And I like that. I like. I. I want you to have to explain to your wife why you have to go see Jelly Roll and then the Comedy Jam and then a couple of shows at the Hollywood bowl and then me and then. It's good. You gotta tell your wife, Honey, what are we saving for? We can't afford a house. I want to see Jelly Roll on kill. Tony, we can't afford a home anyway. Stop making the difference. One ticket to Tim Dillon. Interviewing the cast of Selling Sunset is not going to make the difference between us getting a house or not. We just can't have one. Let's do the things we can have, like going to see a live podcast at the Comedy Store. We're not going to have a house. So we are doing the show. We are interviewing the cast of Selling Sunset about Los Angeles and how to fix it and. And how to celebrate it while we fix it. How to. How to really get out there and cherish the things about this city that are still magical. And we're bringing on these ladies and we're going to discuss the issues of the day that impact Los Angeles and affect it. I. Because I've given up on the political solutions. Solutions are now not going to come from politicians. They're going to come from other people, other cultural spaces. It's not just going to be politics, you know, I mean, this is where
Ad Read Host/Announcer (2:47)
the country's at right now.
Tim Dillon (2:48)
Everyone I know is smoking. Everyone is smoking cigarette every Car. People are flinging cigarettes out of the window of their car. You know why? Nobody wants to be 90 here anymore. Nobody wants it. The government has spent, spent the last week talking, telling you there are underground alien bases in ocean and maybe in the center of the Earth and those aliens are fighting each other and may start to fight you. And you know what? The response has been pretty muted from the public. It's been a pretty muted response. No one really cares that much. Nobody cares that much. The government's literally coming out and going, hey, so there are the. We're. We're being observed by a higher race of interdimensional, wah, wah, wah. People don't care. People do not care. And I kind of love that. This bitch, Anna Paulina, whatever her name is, God bless her. Anna Paulina Luna, she's out there talking about interdimensional beings. Everybody. You know, that guy Tim Burchett is out there saying they're under the water. And by the way, maybe, maybe they are. But no one cares. Nobody's really worked up about it. That's where we are now in this country. No one's really worked up about the fact. And now this is all a distraction. They could have disclosed this stuff a long time ago. The reason they're disclosing it now is because they want to. They want people to go crazy now. So regardless of whether this is true or not or there's elements of it that are true, or maybe it's all true, but now they are trying to drive you insane. It is the last thing they have. They're actually trying to terrify you and drive you insane.
