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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Lindsey Graham is no longer with us. And, you know, this is a tough moment for our country. And
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It says CNN. He asked a staffer to call 911 after reporting chest pains. But most people are saying he. He was blown up in a. In a Ukrainian drone facility that he was inspecting by Russia. That Russia might have either poisoned him or they might have blown him to bits. I love these drones. They look good. I love a drone. That's probably the last thing he saw was a drone. I love these drones. They're big and hard. They fly through the air, these drones. And they kill a lot of bad people. Some people gotta be killed. I don't know. It feels like people are saying that the timeline does not add up and that Lindsey Graham, who is pretty. Seemed fine, but, I mean, Trump said that his dad died of the same thing around the same age. Lindsey Graham's father. And that genetics is genetics. But I. I want to imagine Russia blowing up a. A drone facility where Lindsey Graham is. I think it's a better way for him to have died. And I want that to be the lasting image I have of Lindsey Graham in my mind. Just kind of like in a drone factory. Hot, sweaty men and big drones. Just kind of in a. In his happy place, you know, sweaty military guys and big drones. And what will you do with these drones? I love these drones. Yeah. I mean, he toured Ukrainian drone factory before his southern sudden death. What a weird thing to do to tour a drone factory. What an odd thing to do. He went to a drone factory to take a tour. He loves death. I love these drones. He loves death. That guy, he liked the machinery of death. And Graham was reportedly shown vampire bomber drones, also known as Baba Yaga, as well as the Shrike FPV drone and the P1 Sun Shahead interceptors. He was happy as a pig in shit. They were. A bunch of sweaty guys were showing him the drones in the factory. It was a hot summer day in the Ukraine, and he was walking through the drone factory. And listen, the guy had a life. The guy had a life. And it was an American life. It was a very American life. To kind of be this kind of deeply closeted Southern warmonger. It's not at all out of place here. It's a very American life. No one should doubt that. I've got this new theme where I'm not even talking about right or wrong. I'm just going, is it American? It's the month of July. So during July, I've really tried to think to myself, like, is this American? Is this on brand? And it is to be like a Southern, deeply closeted Southern guy sipping sweet tea, close relationship with his sister, and loves war. And loves war because that's what men do. They go to war. And, and he loved war and he loved money and he loved power and he loved having that ability to go in to Washington D.C. and order a bunch of people into combat. And you know, maybe Russia poisoned them. Maybe they. Maybe that drone factory blew up. Maybe it was a sudden illness, but it feels like. Or maybe he got so excited during the drone tour. He got so excited that he went back to Washington D.C. and he auto erotically asphyxiated or something. You know, like, maybe he just really got so excited by this whole thing. It was so sexual, it was so hot that he just went back to his house and just started, you know, because the drones are kind of phallic, you know, and just imagine. I think there was a part of him that imagines being pierced by a drone. Like, like, listen, getting fucked by a dick is nice, but imagine a drone. Imagine the mechanical nature of being fucked by a drone, you know, like that. And I think he might have. It might have kind of. It might have awakened something in him. That idea of that kind of. That kind of man and machine, this idea that he could maybe have sexual relations with a drone, that it could potentially, you know, enter him and I. And, and listen, maybe in more, in more holes than one, if, you know the number one. Orally pleasuring a drone for sure. Worshiping it, licking it, tasting it, taking it in your mouth as far as it can go, cutting off your oxygen with it, breathing through your nose because you have the drone, but then also anally spreading your legs for it and letting it enter you and letting it dominate you and, and, and feeling submissive towards it because it is. It is machinery that is so advanced. It's just a highly advanced machinery imagining it turning you. Yeah, I mean, take a look at that. There's no way that Lindsey Graham wasn't thinking a little bit at the end about what sexual relations would feel like with a drone on some level. There's no way. And by the way, is. He's. I don't think he's. He's not gonna be the last one to think it. He's probably not the first, and he certainly won't be the last. But certainly this idea that, you know, maybe he was very excited because this, this idea of just kind of like, you know, you know, being Submissive to a drone and respecting the power of the drone. You know, could be something. Could be something. The idea of it, I think, certainly got Lindsey Graham excited. I. There's no way it didn't. And by the way, why not? Why not? I mean, I think that we have to stop kink shaming people like Lindsey Graham. But I do think that there. There. There's no way he wasn't a little bit turned on during that drone inspection, which, again, such a weird thing. Here are the drones. Ooh. Ooh, I like these drones. You're such a silly billy with your drones. Yeah. I mean, so a bunch of people are going, hey, we don't want to hand Russia a propaganda win. If. If. If it comes out that they poisoned Lindsey Graham or that they killed him or that he died in the explosion of the Ukrainian drone factory, which, by the way, I guess I'm sure, you know, obviously, I'm not an idiot. I know that on some level, it would be a propaganda win, but also a lot. Like, there would be a lot of people in our country who didn't care. Like, most of them. You know, like, almost all of them wouldn't care if any of these people, by the way, if Russia got Ted Cruz or Lindsey Graham or Mitch McConnell, like, I don't know, most people in our country wouldn't care that much, including me. I hope that doesn't sound unpatriotic, but we've been arming the Ukraine to blow the shit out of Russia for years. And I'm not blaming the Ukraine. Russia invaded them. But this is a war. And if Russia decided we're going to kill an old senator that most of you don't like anyway, and the ones that do like, it's like a tiny group of people that are directly making money from the decisions this guy makes. Most people don't even know who he is. So we'd have to do. So the problem is, if it came out that Russia did this, we then have to do something. We'd have to, like, take offensive action against Russia because they maybe killed Lindsey Graham. I wouldn't. I would. And I would not demand that of the government. If they literally. If. If Russia. If it came out definitively that Russia killed Lindsey Graham, I would just go, well, you know, live by the sword. You know, die. But, you know, the guys inspecting drone factories in Russia, the Ukraine, Moscow, and all of these other cities in Russia are getting hit by Ukrainian drones all the time. Why would they not kill that guy? He's like the loudest voice one of the loudest voices to keep the party going over there. Keep the party going. Why would Putin not go, yeah, if we can, maybe let's kill this guy. He's in the Ukraine inspecting a drone factory. Why is he even doing that? He's doing it because he likes it. He's doing it because he likes it. You don't go, this is a beautiful time in our country, the summer. It's like one of the times people enjoy. You don't voluntarily go to the. Unless Trump served him up on a silver platter to Putin, which is also very possible. Trump might have texted putin, just kill Lindsay. He's there right now. Putin might have said, I'm fed up with your shit. I'm going to invade Poland or something. And Trump goes, just kill Lindsey. He's in a drone factory. I'll tell you exactly where he is. Mafia shit, by the way. That's maybe what happened. That's maybe exactly what happened. Trump might have said, hey, listen, we know where he is. Just promise me you'll make it quick. This is straight up mob shit. And Trump's like, we're going to say he died of a brief illness. Make it quick. I forget the movie. I'm quoting. But then somebody goes, we'll do it and we'll do it our way. It's a Mafia movie or it's Sopranos or something. I forget what I'm quoting, but this is maybe what happened. I want you to imagine this. Putin says to Trump, I've had enough. I'm going to use. I'm going to use, like, nukes or something in Ukraine. Like, I've had enough. I got to do something here. And Trump goes, listen, just kill Lindsey Graham. He's in the drone factory. He'll be there in two days. Just kill him. Kill him. We won't say you did it. You can kind of say you did it. Winking and odd. Your people. Your people will know you did it, because that's kind of the way Russia operates. The people in Russia don't need a headline to know what happened. Like, when the Prigozhin guy went down, when his plane went down, people immediately knew. They're like, yeah, that's what happened. So, like, Trump might go, I don't. We don't want this public. Putin's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. And Trump's like, just get. Get rid of Lindsey Graham. Will that satiate you for a little bit? And Putin's like, yeah, Putin might have asked Trump. Putin might have said, we're. We Gotta. We're gonna kill Lindsey Graham. And Trump's like, yeah, all right. Trump doesn't care. Trump goes, yeah, just kill Lindsey Graham. Just kill Lindsey Graham. That'll buy us a few months. Kill Lindsey Graham. Your people kind of know you did it. It'll buy us a few months. You know, folks, I cannot say enough about Ethos. 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Honey, we're insured. My life is insured. It has value now. My life has value now. 3 million. You can do that joke. I'm worth more dead than alive. Hey, Ernie. I work more. Dead, dead, alive. That's ethos.com Tim. Ethos.com Tim. Application times may vary, rates may vary. We're all over the map here. Trump comes out yesterday and goes, the voting's all fucked up, but yet The Republicans won 2016 and 2024, and now they have the House and the Senate. They have all of those. They. All of those races they won. And they won the presidency. And he's claiming that the voting is the biggest issue. They genuinely, literally right now, have all of that. They have the Congress, the House. I. I mean, I'm sorry, the House, the Congress, Senate, everything. Kind of most of the Supreme Court. Thomas Massie made that point. He's like, you know, we kind of have all of the things we could want, and they're going out and going. The election was stolen now, by the way, I'm not saying there's no voting problems. There's probably voting problems. There's weird laws in California that let people, like, show up to a polling station with a bunch of ballots, go, hey, my whole family voted. And here's what they think. That's weird. But Trump's out there talking about voting. He's. He's the President. It's the craziest thing I've ever heard. He's like, the voting irregularities and the elections are stolen. But you're, you're the president. You're the President and you're. You ran on a platform of no new wars, and you're about to put troops on the ground in Iran 1000%. You are the president. Like, you're not, you're not popping shit from outside of the government. This is the thing when, like, J.D. vance goes on Rogan and goes, well, you know, they have this whole discussion about the Epstein docs, and JD Is like, I'll go to my death believing it was a larger conspiracy. You know, it's. It's kind of like these guys like, well, what are you going to do? What are you gonna do? It's like, no, you're the, you're the vice president. What are you talking about?
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These Epstein docs, you know, Isn't that nuts, Joe? You heard about that? What? You're the Vice President of the United States. This is the. They keep trying to play this game where they're like, this folksy, kind of, like, relatable, like, yeah, these fucking elites. These fucking elites with these. They're fucking the kids. They're stealing your money.
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You are doing it. You are the ones who are doing it. And they're relying on the fact that some of their most ardent supporters, the ones who aren't directly being paid off, are the stupidest people in the world. So that still works on them. They're like, yeah, fucking Hillary. Hillary Clinton. Fucking Hillary Clinton, the guy. They're in the White House. They have the Congress. They have the Senate. They have the Supreme Court. It is them. It is now them. I don't want to hear about the deep state anymore. You're playing me for a fool. You're playing everyone for a fool. You brought in Cash Patel, you brought in that other guy, Dan Bongino. You threw him out or he left, whatever. You brought in Pam Bondi and then threw her out. I'm sick of hearing about this deep state. All of these people. You have to be one of the stupidest people in the world to fall for this shit at this point. This is. You are peddling the dumbest, most, like, by the way, I hate to use this word, but cringe. It's literally cringe. You watch this and you go, I feel so disgusted by the fact that they think people are still gonna believe this shit. Well, it's the deep state. It's the deep state. You guys covered all this shit up. Poly Market has it like that. We're like, the. The odds to put boots on the ground before 2027 is almost 30%. It's like a 26% chance. I think it's much higher than that. I think they're wrong on this because there's nothing to do. There's nowhere to go. There's two options here. Nuke boots on the ground. And you've got a guy in there who might do a combination, might do one or the other. He might do both. Who knows what the fuck he does? And they know Israel knows that they can't allow Iran to be anything functional. And a lot of the war hawks in America and the people, they know that Iran cannot be functional at all. It can Be chaos. It's not going to look like Vermont. It's not going to look like Newport Beach. They know that. So it could be chaos. It can be nuts. It could be nuts, like warring factions and crazy. That's fine. It could look like the bar from Star Wars. But what it can't be is any type of functional country. So you gotta. That's why we're bombing the shit out of them right now. Civilian losses are going up. We're inflicting pain. We're trying to fucking show them that we can hurt them and will hurt them, but it won't be enough again unless we put boots on the ground. And. And by the way, I should. I should be. I think they're wrong. 26%, by the way. I think it's much higher because there's nowhere else to go. There's genuinely nowhere else to go. What, what exactly are we going to do here? And I'm obviously don't want it to happen. Do you think J.D. vance will go back on Rogan when there are boots on the ground and Iran and go, Yeah, I don't. You know, it's going to do. Swear. I mean, it's. Have you seen this, have you seen this show? These boots on the ground and Iran. That's wild, huh? That's crazy. He has like this detached intellectual thing. He does J.D. vance. Like, he's not a part. Like, he's like a commentator. He's like, you know, like, he's like, well, yeah, you know, this is. It's interesting, this Epstein stuff. It's interesting. So I wonder when we have boots on the ground in Iran. Yeah, here we go. Let's, let's. This is J.D. vance, friend of the show here, talking about Jeffrey Epstein on the Joe Rogan podcast.
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What I have seen and I've looked at most of the files is that they're just like.
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Can we stop for a minute? How does he have time to, like, write a book, read all of the Epstein file? Like, how does he have the time to do this, by the way? Is there. Is there. He's wrote a book. He's. He's reading all of the Epstein files. What? When's he doing that? He's also a dad, a husband, the vice president. When's he doing that? What is he doing? Is he reading them to the kids at night? Is he reading the Epstein files to the children? Is that the reading material for the household? How exactly does this work that you're reading the Epstein files every day? Is that odd? Anyway, let's let's listen here.
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What I have seen and I've looked at most of the files is that there just wasn't dispositive evidence. And if that dispositive evidence ever existed, it was probably destroyed after 2006, 2007. Now, look again in our defense. Yes. Was there some bitching and moaning and was there some back and forth? Yes, but we eventually collected 6 million documents as part of.
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It wasn't 6 million. It wasn't 6 million.
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Those of you paying attention, that was a joke about the Holocaust. I'm not saying The Holocaust wasn't 6 million, but what an odd number of documents. JD Vance is screaming. 6 million. What a strange. All right, continue.
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The idea that Donald Trump could not have killed that legislation, especially with the United States Senate, is a joke. He absolutely could have killed it. What did he do? He actually said, nope, we're gonna release these files. He thought, you know, he was annoyed by the story. He was annoyed by the Democrats accusing him of doing things bad. By the way, like, do I think there is any. I've never seen a single piece of President.
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Stop it for a minute. He was annoyed that the Democrats were. Can you play that again? That, like, absolutely could have killed it.
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He was annoyed that Democrats were accusing him of doing things bad. It was annoying to him. Yeah. I mean, this, this is, again,
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demographic of people that this appeals to or that this works on. I, I mean, I've met some of them, so I know who they are. And I'm not going to claim that I don't know them. I know some of them intimately. And it's not even J.D. vance's fault. It is his fault, but it's not his fault that he's like a specifically terrible character. They're all in the mafia. It's just a. Mafia. It's just, It's a mafia family. That's all it is. You just gotta go out and you go, well, you know, it's actually. He didn't do anything wrong. I looked at everything myself. He didn't do anything wrong. He was with me the whole night, your honor. He couldn't have been. He couldn't have killed the. So it, it, it's just like this guy's in the unenviable position of Coming out all over the Internet now, going, this guy's on a press tour for a book. We're days away from troops on the ground in Iran. The Middle east is a total nightmare. The economy is a nightmare. There's trades of Hormuz. There's going to be like a massive oil crisis soon. And they've given so much money to big tech and AI, The Flock cameras, all of this stuff, all of this. They're building a surveillance state with this money. They're building a digital surveillance state with the money. And he's got to do this kind of like, aw, shucks, can you. But, yeah, Isn't it wack? Isn't it wacky, Joe? Isn't it wacky? Isn't it wacky being vp? It's like, it's so wacky. I tell myself all the time, I. I have to pinch myself. It's. It's crazy. So now, by the way, just to remind everyone what this was here, let's go talk to. Let's play this clip that today about what Epstein was doing at God Only Knows. And I, and I want to play this clip for people because there is this idea, for whatever reason, that Jeffrey Epstein was like a Gatsby like figure who surrounded himself with like, young, mostly legal, aged women and though morally questionable, was not a guy that was into. Was not something, wasn't a pedophile or nothing he was doing was illegal or that he wasn't blackmailing anyone or that he wasn't, like, working with. I know JD says that thing on Rogan where he's like, yes, he had relationships with this intelligence agency and that one, and he was all over the map. And I'll go to my death believing there was a greater conspiracy. But basically what JD is saying is like, we don't plan to do anything about him. We don't plan to flesh out the dimension of whatever, quote, conspiracy there was. We don't want to find these things out, although we. We have to concede that there's some real questions to be asked because we know you're all not that retarded. We know that some of you have some level of your brains that are still functioning. Some level of your brains are still functioning. I know that they're soaking in frappuccinos and energy drinks and, you know, you're having strokes on the way to work and everything. The air quality's bad. There's fecal matter in the ocean. You know, we've poisoned you nine ways till Sunday. Your kids are chewing Adderall. We get it? We know how much we've broken your attention spans and brains algorithms, corrupt your ability to focus on anything for more than 20 seconds. Um, but still, even in that insane hellscape that we've created, some of you are able to focus. And we can't tell you that there's nothing to see here. Which, by the way, we tried two months ago when this whole thing happened. We tried to go out and go, man, nothing to see. Nothing to see here. We were wrong. Sorry. But then we've actually had to, because when the evidence came pouring out, we had to come out and go, no, no, no. Yeah, there, there. This is weird. This is weird. Here is a. This is 60 Minutes Australia. Right again, it's not a conspiracy program, not a crazy program, not something that's completely insane, that says qanon, that Joe Biden's a clone and whatever. Ellen DeGeneres has Kuru, that cannibal disease, which would be hilarious if she had it. I've seen no evidence that she has it. But if Ellen DeGeneres died of kuru, that cannibal disease, from eating children, it would be very funny. Obviously not for the children she ate, but for me personally, if I read that, and it was from a respectable place. Ellen DeGeneres dies of Kuru, the disease you get from bush meat. But I'm saying that this is not one of those sites. This is 60 Minutes Australia talking about Jeffrey Epstein, who was engaged in, like, this weird doctor Strange love type of, like, science experiments and shit in that New Mexico ranch. And I always wondered, I'm like, why don't you hear more about that New Mexico ranch? It's all about that island. And now that island's creepy as fuck. And there was, you know, we know that the island is also probably the source of a lot of, like, immorality, illegality, evil, monstrous behavior, God only knows. But the ranch in New Mexico is super creepy. They're actually trying to investigate it, and I believe the Trump administration is like, trying to, like, shut it down. The investigation, we could look into that in a second. But again, this ranch in New Mexico, it's in the middle of nowhere, Zorro ranch. So all of this guy's properties, by the. You would say to yourself, if this guy's just hanging out with 19 year olds and hotties and he's, you know, he's like a pimp, why is he. Why does he have these lairs in the middle of nowhere? It just doesn't make any sense. Like, yeah, he had a house in Manhattan. He Had a townhouse in Manhattan. He had a house in Palm Beach. He was in areas where people were. But he also, in addition to that, has these very isolated, very strange, in the middle of nowhere layers, like in the middle of New Mexico or an island. And you start seeing yourself. That's interesting. And I wonder what was going on there. And this guy is into some weird stuff. 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Girls waking up in sort of like a dark room with, like, a female doctor standing over them, feeling like maybe there is some kind of procedure that had happened that they weren't aware of. And I believe this is in the files. Sure. There's something in there about a baby actually being born and then just disappearing like Ghislaine taking it. I personally never witnessed anything like that. But I do remember overhearing conversations about trying to create the perfect baby. The perfect baby, the perfect gene pool. And I know that there was sort of a hunt, if you will, for the perfect gene pool.
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Zorro was a wacky hideaway for Epstein and his cronies and a place to enact their most freakish fantasies, including, at one point, a plan for a controversial designer baby and human cloning project in which emails from the files show the maniacal Epstein was prepared to invest in as long as he remained anonymous.
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We were hearing some of the most horrible and heinous things that anyone could imagine. The allegations span everything from the harvesting of sex organs to allegations of women having forced abortions or forced pregnancies or coerced pregnancies. I think when we think about the stories and the span of stories, it sounds fictional. It sounds like a horror film.
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Well, there you go. Forced pregnancy. Friend of the show, Jeffrey Epstein at his Zorro ranch in New Mexico. He was. This guy had interest in, like, transhumanism. He was eugenicist. He wanted to, you know, create like, the perfect race. He wanted to seed the planet with his DNA. In some weird way. He hung out, well, Bill with Bill Gates and all these creepy scientists. He would bring on. Bring all these nerd scientists and get them young pussy and then try to, I guess, ply them for information or get. Get them on board with whatever project he was looking into. But the fact that this guy was able to do all of this for decades without any real pushback, any consequences. One slap on the wrist, sweetheart. Deal. And the idea that, like this, this is not really reported. I mean, we have to go to 60 Minutes Australia, by the way, to file. Where's the New York Times on this? It's A little. It's. It suggests that. To me, it suggests that, like, Epstein was another thing. Like, we tend to think of, like, spies is like, double oh, seven James Bond. You know, we tend to think of Mission Impossible. We tend to think of, like, the Bourne Supremacy. That's what we think of as, like, spies. Like, covert operatives running around the world, trying to best each other at the game of espionage. And he's not doing that. It's not him. He's not Jason Bourne, okay? But there's all kinds of spies. Not all spies are Jason Bourne. Not all spies are running around with, you know, poison ink and a pen and killing you that way. So then you go, well, then. Then there's. There's analysts that sit in the CIA and type up reports based on what the Jason Bourne people say. He's not doing that. He wasn't, like, sitting in the CIA, decoding all this raw intelligence and typing up and writing reports and handing them to somebody and going, oh, here's the reports that we got from the station chief in Istanbul about the Muslim Brotherhood. And here's what they said. And somebody. We have a cafe bugged, and one of our guys runs the cafe, and he heard them talking about, blah, blah, blah. He's not doing that. That's not his job. Okay, so he's not Jason Bourne. He's not. He's not like. He's not like an analyst, not an intelligence analyst sitting there decoding intelligence and writing reports. He's not doing that. He's not a guy who seems to be really publicly advocating for a specific company. So he's not, like, running around going like, it's all about paler. You gotta get on board with Honeywell or General Dynamics or whatever. He's this other thing. This, like, weird, strange other thing. And his life makes no sense from the beginning of it till the end of it. The beginning of his life where he's, like, a math teacher at a. At a prep school, and. And then he's working at an investment bank, and then he owns the largest piece of real estate in Manhattan. And then he's controlling Les Wexner's entire fortune. And then he's experimenting potentially, on. On women in a ranch in New Mexico because he's into this weird, like, you know, eugenics. And then supposedly he kills himself in the most secure prison in the country. None of it makes any sense at all. And then JD Vance is on Rogan going, yeah, I'll always. I'll always believe there's something going on. So here. This is the New York Times. I will have to apologize to the New York Times because they wrote about this, but they're not writing. But I don't see a lot of the eugenic stuff in the New York Times. You can correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't see that because that's even like, too disturbing for them, but. New Mexico accuses Department of justice of obstructing Epstein Ranch inquiry. New Mexico's Attorney General unveiled a letter he sent last week to the acting U.S. attorney General, Todd Blanche, accusing the Justice Department of withholding critical evidence. They don't want this solved, by the way. They don't want it solved. They're not going to solve this. They will not solve this. Raul Torres, New Mexico's top law enforcement officer, first requested original documents related to the convicted sex offender Zuro Ranch property in February, he said. He reiterated the request five times in the following months through a range of channels, but Justice Department Department officials so far had not responded. The records contain names of survivors, witnesses, co conspirators and other individuals who may aid the long delayed state investig into the deceased financier's crimes in New Mexico. They're not going to do. They're not opening this can of worms. They're not going to do it. They're not going to do it because it leads to something that's good. It's going to be more questions and answers. Like, they're going to go like, what was this guy? And then how many of those guys are there? That's the other quote. Like, how many Epstein's are there? Because now, like, every article written about him was like, he was a special guy. He's a special guy. Charismatic, intelligent. He had powerful friends. He was a special guy. But how many of those guys are out there where their lives make no sense in the world that we understand? Jeffrey Epstein's life makes no sense. It would be like describing an alien to somebody who, like, didn't need oxygen and could survive, you know, without any type of sunlight or whatever. You're talking about a guy who there's not one thing about his life that makes any sense at all. And you, you, you're left with this idea that there's gaping parts of the world that you just don't know anything about. Well, I don't even know anything about how this even works. Even as a conspiracy theorist, you go, I don't know anything about it because it's strange even in that sense, because you go, what is this guy? So I guess it's possible he's just a super motivated pedophile. That's possible. Like he's like a super motivated pedophile. He's just like one of these guys who's like really trying to, you know, make them up. But you know, that also asks questions where you go, how does he get the things he has and how does he have the connections he has? And nobody wants to open that up. And and instead of that, we'll just invade Iran. We'll just put boots on the ground with Iran because who gives a fuck? Who cares about this stuff? Armor colostrum is so important right now because I'm telling you right now folks, they are learning so much right now about the, the, the, the good health, right? Living in life is easier if you actually feel good. Processed foods, environmental threats and the modern stressors of just existing. You feel run down. Do you want strengthened immune health, fortified gut health, healthy metabolism, hair health, skin health? 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I mean, they know they've got the one president in there that might use a nuclear wet. No one else would. They know they've got the guy that may just say, fuck it. He might just get up one day and say fuck it. Trump hosted a Situation Room meeting Tuesday evening to discuss the potential seizure of Carg island and other territory along the Strait of Hormuz using US Troops, as well as a potential bombing of a tunnel complex complex at Pickaxe Mountain, a nuclear link site the US has yet to target. Expanding airstrikes against more targets in Iran, including energy sites, also remains a possibility. The discussion was one of multiple formal and informal conversations Trump has had in recent days with Senior officials including J.D. vance, Pete Hegseth, Marco Rubio, Dan Cain, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, etc. They know. They know they've got a guy in there who, depending on his mood, could very well use a nuclear weapon. And there are people probably behind the scenes pushing for that, going, listen, you're either going to go down in history as losing this war or you're going to use a nuke. And I know it's going to be tough and it's going to suck and the rest of the world's going to get mad at you. I think China and Russia have probably said that they won't, they won't step, stand by and let us use nuke, but they probably will, because then if we use nuke on Iran, China forever and ever, by the way, China then becomes the moral leader of the world, even though they might be already, by the way, China may already be the moral leader of the world right now. I want everyone to think about that. Roll that around in your fucking head. And if we use a nuclear weapon, China will emerge as the clear humanitarian alternative, the west will lose all credibility almost overnight, and China will emerge as the, as this superpower that is humanitarian because they're not going around, even though they've got that camp of Uyghur Muslims that they put them in a concentration camp, which I don't care about. And no one does, by the way. No one cares about that concentration. They keep trying to get that out. The Republicans keep going, what about the Uyghur Muslim. No one cares about that enough. No one gives a shit. Maybe they should, but. But they don't. China will emerge from this because they're not invading countries. Everybody lives over there in a digital surveillance state, which is whatever. People just don't care. Now you know, they should, but they don't. And they're not going to care in America either. They don't care. They're not going to care. They're not going to care. This is not a country of people who are like demanding freedom and every. They don't care. They really don't care. So that, let, let's, let's just put the kibosh on that immediately that there's going to be like a few people can destroy some flock cameras and by the way, more power to you. Good for you. I don't want any of this shit. But the idea that like the vast majority of people in this country care about a surveillance day, they don't care. So you try to hang that on China like they have a digital credit score. No one here could afford any health care. No one here could afford anything. So like you're asking all these people in America to talk about how horrible China is while their lives suck. Now China might be much worse than America. Like I would never want to live there, but that. What a hard sell that is. You're trying to sell people on the idea that like the ultimate evil is China. No one know, by the way, you're failing at that. No one believes that. It's like though. And I hate using these dumb examples, but it's true. It's the chick in the office who keeps talking about someone and, and to a point where you all go, you start siding with the person they're trashing because you go, how bad could they be? You're the one who keeps coming in here every day telling us how bad they are. Maybe you're bad. And that's what's happening. Like, so if we nuke Iran or if we even invade, if we put boots on the ground in Iran, here's how this plays out. China emerges the single superpower in the, in the world with the respect. And the United States of America collapses, by the way, and quickly. Our dollar will not be the reserve currency for much longer. This country will collapse pretty quickly and this war does it. Boots on the ground does, will do it. Because China emerges. Everyone goes, let's make deals with China. The west is done. The west is done. London's done. America's done. They go, we're looking at China, we're looking at Shanghai, we're looking at Beijing, we're looking at fucking Dubai or whatever. We're looking at the uae. America couldn't even defend the Gulf states, the bases they had in the Gulf states. America can't even beat Iran. So we've all been told, like, whoa, we're the. We're the fucking toughest guy on the block. That's not true. We've just kind of been exposed. Doesn't mean we don't have nukes and we don't have missiles. We don't have, you know, a great military. And the fact that the people that join it, you know, should obviously be respected and you should hope they win. But let's look at, like, the facts. The facts on the ground right now are that war no longer works. China realized this years ago. China goes. War doesn't work.
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If China thought war worked, it would have invaded Iran years ago. I'm sorry, not Iran. Taiwan. If China thought war worked, China would have invaded Taiwan. China's smart enough to go. War doesn't work. Look at Russia and the Ukraine. Look, war worked in the time when you could go and carpet bomb city. Here's who war works for. I'm telling you right now. Israel. And here's why it works for them. They're willing to just go in and kill everybody. You have to be willing to go in and kill everybody for war to work. Otherwise it doesn't work. Surgical strikes, winning the information war. No, none of that works. None of it works. You have to be willing to go in and basically kill everybody. And if you're unwilling to do that, it's just a matter of time before you have to. It's either going to be a stalemate, a frozen conflict. You're gonna. You're gonna just. Your citizens are gonna decide, it's not worth it. War doesn't work. It doesn't work, and China gets it. China goes. We're just gonna spread money around. We'll do the Belt and Road initiative. We're gonna build schools. And yes, we're gonna put everyone in our surveillance grid and our social credit score, and we're taking everybody's freedom. And I'm not for any of that. And China's gonna go. We're. We're not a. We will kidnap you if you have too much money. And we're not going to tolerate. And we're. We're. We are a centralized control system where people are going to feel like they are free. But make no mistake, they are Not. But the way we export that control system to the rest of the world is not at the barrel of a gun. They watched our misadventures in the Middle East. They watched us lose credibility. They watched how embarrassing it was. And China goes, no, we're just going to spread a lot of money around. We're going to engage in a lot of corporate espionage. We're going to steal a lot of good ideas. We're going to. We're going to. We're going to know what everybody else is doing. And our technological supremacy is going to enslave the world before the United States. The United States is going to go bankrupt themselves with wars. And Russia can bankrupt itself with wars because they're still living in the last century when you could do this, when you could invade Ukraine and it would work. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. The fact that they just had to kill Lindsey Graham to feel good about themselves. Russia had to kill Lindsey Graham to just feel good about themselves. They should have been able to win this thing already. America should have been able to win this. Here's Lindsey Graham, by the way, suggesting Israel should nuke Gaza. This is Lindsey Graham is a great eulogy for him. Friend of the show, Lindsey Graham.
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He must have had so much fun in Israel. He must have said that he was probably checked into a hotel in Israel and then immediately, balls just were just bouncing off his chin for 48 hours. He must have had so much fun to be this explicit, to be like, just. Just nuke him. Even people are probably like, lindsay, let's not go that hard. Like, even. Like, his handlers are probably like, lindsay, let's rent it in a little bit. Hey, how about you just nuke them? Give them the bombs that are needed to do the job. Why is it okay that we drop two bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and you can't use nuclear weapons on Gaza? Just nuke them, Duke. Nukem, baby. Like, it's so. I. I envy the amount of fun he must have had there. Maybe if, Listen, if they would provide me with whatever they provided him with, maybe I'd be here being like, just nuke them, God damn it. It's the Christian thing to do, is to nuke somebody. I just can't. I can't imagine. But this is. This is all. And this is. This is actually a good clip. This is all that is left.
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The only thing that's left to do is to start nuking people. There's nothing left to do. These countries like Russia and the United States, they're taking humiliation after humiliation. They're here, we're heaping humiliations on Russia. Hopefully that worked out. And we're actually. We're also engaged in some kind of weird humiliation ritual ourself because, like, we are now being found out that we do not have the military supremacy that we thought we did, in the sense that sinister banner shows Trump family in coffins as Iran demands blood for blood. Yeah, I mean, you know, this is what this. Iran's. Iran's. They. We killed their leader. We killed their spiritual leader. And I imagine they're not thrilled about that. I. You know, this. This is like. It's so hard to, like, talk to people because people. Everyone's like a goldfish. They have no memory. So goldfish, like, every time they go around the little bowl, it's like, oh, wow, a castle. Some. Some trees. Ooh, food. Like, goldfish don't know what's going on. So we also have that because, like, you would see this. You go, okay, look at what Iran is doing. And you go, yeah, but we, like, killed their spiritual leader on, like, day one of the war. We just whacked the guy. What do you think happens? How do you think they respond to that? But war doesn't work. This is what we've learned. We've learned this over the last 12 to 24 months. We saw it with Russia and Ukraine. We saw it. War does not work unless you are willing to deliver a
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like, devastating blow to a large number of civilians. Otherwise, war doesn't. War doesn't really work in. In. In. In this era. Number one, it's on TikTok. It's on social media. It's why they're banning all these apps for kids. They're not banning them because they care about your kids. Mental health I've said it before, they're banning it because young people are kind of. They're. They're the ones getting really fucked over by what's going on now. And they want to know why their countries are being delivered to organizations like the eu. And I'm not saying that everything's bad about the eu, but they're going like, why do I have to accept higher levels of migration, less economic opportunity? Why do I have to accept certain cultural norms that I may or may not agree with? Why does it feel like there's a monoculture that's being thrust on me and. And my generation of people? And those people start questioning those things. So that's why they're getting rid of social media, because they don't want people. They don't want people being exposed to those debates. They don't want. They don't want people seeing that they. They basically need compliance. And the way that you get compliance from people is to take away their ability to get information. So, you know, and by the way, every group of people is fighting for the. That generation of people. So if you're an Islamist, you want those kids and you want them to convert to Islam. If you are a Christian nationalist, you want them to be a part of the project of fusing Christianity and politics. If you are a radical Zionist, you want to convert those kids to the idea that Israel's owed, you know, large swaths of the surrounding countries and that. That. That's a biblical prophecy. If you are a secular, you know, lgbtqia. Two plus plus, you know, you're trying to convert that generation to your way of thinking, and it's a battleground. And now the Internet's just hate. It's just groups of people that hate each other. There's almost. No, I got to be honest with you, there's almost no reason. This show, of course, is. But there's almost no reason to go on the Internet anymore, really. I mean, it's all AI slop and just hate it. Just groups of people who hate other groups of people and blame them for why society looks the way it does. It's a bunch of cultures competing to be. Who can be a victim. It is really a depressing, dispiriting place. But make no mistake, they're not taking it away from young people to safeguard their mental health. You can't say this. We should take away TikTok because it. It fucks with young people's mental health, but also we should draft them to fight Iran. Because, by the way, I imagine. And again, Not a doctor, but I imagine that would do something to their mental health as well. Putting them on an aircraft carrier and putting them in the Persian Gulf, that might do something to their mental health as well. I'm aware TikTok drives up anxiety, but you can't make the argument that you are trying to safeguard young people's mental health if you are willing to, to ship them to Iran. That just doesn't work. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. You know where these kids can finally get rid of their anxiety? On a flight to Iran. It doesn't make any sense to anybody. And this is an old way of running the world. The China's realized this years ago. China's like, it's not going to be wars. It's going to be a digital surveillance grid that everyone lives under and everyone will be happy enough. This is what China has realized. China is like, listen, we're going to put everybody, we're going to wrap the tentacles of the digital control grid slowly around people by giving them money, making investments in their infrastructure and their economy. We're going to do that and let America run around the globe with a gun, losing wars, bankrupting itself. Let Russia do the same thing. Let Israel do it. China is sitting back. And again, no fan of China don't want China to win. But how's that going? China's going to emerge from this as the leader of the world and may already have for two main reasons. Number one, China has realized that the ways of dominating the globe that existed for thousands of years are no longer effective. They're no longer effective. You're not going to be able to whack the leader of a country and see everybody fall in line. You're not going to be able to show up with a bunch of aircraft carriers and fighter jets and take over a country of 90 million people and get them to think the way you think. China knows that's not effective. They know that. And the second reason China is emerging as the leader of the world is because the things that they are, that they are putting their energy into are the new ways to dominate the world, which is a massive digital grid that everybody will exist on. That's 1000% where it's all going. I don't like where it's going. I've been very honest about not liking where it's going. But they know that's where it's going and we know that's where it's going. That's why we're trying to like, do it here and they're doing it there and whatever, but they're just watching us take Ls, we're just stacking Ls. And the only way to get out of this is to Trump start firing nukes. I hope he doesn't do it. I hope he doesn't do it, but he's a lunatic, so. And when Trump nukes Iran, JD Vance will go right on rogue and go, I mean, Joe, isn't it crazy? Isn't it crazy that Trump, you know, the President was very clear in the beginning of this that he didn't want Iran to have a nuclear weapon. And, you know, we got to a point when we had to deliver quite a devastating blow to Iran. And it's unfortunate. You know, lots of people died. You know, I'm a Christian, Joe. I hate that. I hate seeing anyone die. You know, of course, you know, I was in the Situation Room when we fired the nuclear weapons at them. But, you know, I said a little prayer. I'm a Christian, Joe. Of course, I wouldn't want anyone hurt. Of course, we did kill tens of thousands of people instantaneously. And then some. Sometimes I just think to myself, Joe, you know, you ever just think to yourself, you ever just think to yourself, isn't it crazy where life takes you? You know, if you had told me I'd be sitting in the Situation Room when we fired nuclear weapons on Iran, I would, I would have told you you were nuts. I would have told you you were crazy. And I went down, I sat with usho, we had a nice dinner, and I, And I said to her, I said, I said, isn't this wild? Just look around at our life. And, you know, she silently ate the eggplant. She doesn't, you know, eat meat, of course. You know, she's, she's in that demon religion. These demons, they don't eat meat. But I, I said to her, I said, what a, What a crazy day at work. Because it's just, for me, it's another day at work. It's another day at work. You know, some people, Some people go and teach the kids at the school. Some people go and, you know, trade the stocks. But, you know, I went into work today and we, we vaporized a lot of people. Just killed a lot of people, Joe. We killed a lot of people today. And I don't like that. Something I don't like. But, you know, as the vice president, my job is to just kind of sit there while we nuke a country and just kind of provide my opinion and and then we just try to minimize the damage. You know, I say a prayer, I try to provide this president with all the support he needs, but that's where we're going. That's where we're going for. J.D. vance will be on a nuke tour. He'll be on a nuke tour. No, no, no, no, no. Trust me. J.D. vance will be on a PR tour after we nuke Iran. And he'll be sitting there on all the podcasts, you know what I mean? He'll be on Call Her Daddy. He'll go, he'll do everything and he'll be there trying to justify that use of nuclear weapons because unfortunately, that's the only way to go. So many people right now are, are, are, are, are really putting some focus into the old and how they look. And Nutrafol is the number one dermatologist recommended hair growth supplement brand used by over 1.5 million people. It has formulas built for men at different life stages. They have things for guys that are 18 to 49. Neutrophil for men 50 plus, which is the first product of its kind specifically made for men over 50, addressed the key root causes of of hair thinning. Wherever you're at in life, grow visibly thicker, fuller hair in three to six months. I'm telling you, it's the official hair growth partner of Major League Baseball. 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From California to Cape Cod, beachgoers escaping scorching summer temps are running into a wave of issues.
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Here's what it is. This is what all the tech people. We're at the end of this. We're at the end of the. Of this being a livable planet. And they know that. And that's where they're trying to get out of here. You know, like, you know, it's 110 degrees and you're just trying to cool off and you can't swim in the ocean because it's a toilet and there's shit everywhere. So the tech people know that. I mean, let's say this creeps sure. Freaks, absolutely. But they know. They know that this is. Look, whatever this has been is ending. We're watching this and we're. We're going towards a new thing. We don't know what that new thing's going to be. We talked about a little bit what it's gonna look like, but they know this. You can't even swim in the ocean anymore because it's just bacteria and shit. And all these factories and stuff and company, they just dump shit in the oceans and they dump bacteria and they don't care. And, you know, eventually you just spoil the planet and you go, we gotta go somewhere else. We gotta get out of here. We got to get out of here. And then. But. But before we can get out of here, we got to build the digital grid so that people can just chill in that while we figure out how to get out. Because they're going to say to people like, listen, don't go swim in the shit water. Go on this app and you feel like you're there. Like, they gotta build. The reason the digital grid is so important is that it will pacify the people just long enough for them to get off the planet. Trust me, that is what they want. Their goal is to get the fuck off this planet. And the way to do that is to keep everybody chill while they figure out how to do it. So they got to introduce this digital thing where they go, guys, it's a digital amusement park. You living at. That's where you're going, that's where you're traveling. How about that? So that's what they got to do before they can just get out of here. Because, by the way, and I don't think they will get outta here. I think the ultimate folly of what they believe is they're gonna go down with the ship just like everybody else. But in their minds, everybody's. In their mind, they're gonna think this is all leading to something. So they're. They're sitting around going, listen, nobody's fixing any of these cities. They're not getting fixed. It's, you know, crime's down in some of them, which is great, but like. I mean, like, infrastructure, you know, it's. They're not going to be vibrant cities anymore. We're just going to let them go. Um, you know, the water's got high levels of bacteria. Drinking water in a lot of areas isn't safe. That's not going to get better. RFK and Cheryl, I mean, did you see this? He's, like, fighting a yak. This was the guy who's going to try to help the food. The food's as bad as it's ever been. That was all fake, by the way. He was going to look into all of the vaccines and the food. He didn't do any of that. It's fake. So he's, like, on some summer vacation with Cheryl and some yak. He seems, like, on his Instagram. So I'm like. He's like, we did a mile hike up the mountain, and I saw a yak, and then I pushed the yak with my phone and it ran away. And you're like, hey, man, weren't you supposed to, like, I don't know, like, ban the Big Gulp or something? They've done nothing. But all they could do is just move us to European standards on the food. They've done none of that because the corporations. Trump's a junk food addict. He's. It's the junk food presidency. And all the people that own the big food conglomerates, they're like, well, no, you're not banning shit. They banned one dye, this one red dye. So none of it's getting fixed. And the tech people are basically like, we just have to get out of here because, yeah, here we are. This is the Health and Human Services Secretary. This is the guy who's going to fix the food.
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Should we get inside this thing? Maybe you should get inside the cage, honey. Yeah, it's dangerous. Come on, honey. Get up on the other side of that stone. Get on the other side of this stone wall. He's fighting a yak. All right. Get him out of here. So that's now what our country has become. Our country. Now he's doing content. The Secretary of Health And Human Services is now doing content on social media with wild animals. He's now become some weird version of the Crocodile Hunter. He's now like, he's the Steve Irwin that we, we, we, we deserve. You know what I mean? It's like, it's so, so that's what it is. So the tech people again, they know this thing's cooked and they're just looking for a way out. But before they can get that, everybody's gotta like voluntarily go into this matrix control grid thing only because like, everybody's just gonna have to be well behaved because you know there's gonna be a lot of reasons to not behave that's, that's coming. There's gonna be a lot of reasons to not behave. Like having no money, having no job, having not a lot of food, an energy crisis. Like, there's a lot of reasons for people to take to the streets. So what they gotta do is like get people to doing something. They gotta get people doing something so that they're not out in the streets. So that the tech people can just basically plan their escape. Because that's what they're trying to do. They believe that. They believe they're trying to get off the planet, merge with technology. Once they, once they merge with AI, it won't be that long. They go, once we have quantum computing, once AI is, is, you know, as smart as anything that's ever been, times a million, then they'll be able to just get the fuck out of here. They go, cuz we'll, but we're gonna merge with this AI so otherwise this AI would just get rid of us and then leave. We're going to merge with it so that we, and this is musk. All these guys want this. We're going to merge with this intelligence so that we then have it and we can get the fuck out of Dodge and then leave the people here on this rotted bacteria, you know, planet of shit, oceans and smog and wildfire, smoke and hell and lettuce at Taco Bell causing diarrhea and everything. They, they know that this is what it like, this is. Most of the stories this summer has been about shit. They've been about shit. There's shit in the ocean. People can't stop shitting because of the food they're eating. Most of the stories this summer have been about fecal matter, most of them. And they know, they, they know that the planet is turning to literal shit. Literal shit, not a metaphor. And the tech people know that, so they just go, listen. They're all going to eat these burritos and shit themselves and then there's going to be shit in the water and they're going to go swimming and shit. And we just got to give these people fucking some fucking meta glasses or whatever and just let them sit on their couch and they can shit themselves and they can watch the World cup do their meta glasses because we're getting the fuck, the fuck out of here. That is what they're doing. We're getting the fuck out of Dodge. So put your meta glasses on, sit on the couch and shit yourself and watch the World cup because we are getting the fuck out of here. That's what they're doing. That's 100% what they're doing. You know, I mean, it's the summer of diarrhea. This is the summer of uncontrollable shit. This is the summer of people not being able to control their. That's what it is. This is not the sexy summer. This is a shit summer brought to you by Taco Bell. And then whoever is dumping all of that shit in the ocean that people are trying to swim in. It's almost like invading Iran. It's almost like it's the only story that wouldn't involve literal human shit. So that's the kind of summer we're having in America. And the, and the people know. The people know what it is. They know what it is. They know what's going on here. We're announcing a few new dates in the fall. Tim dillon comedy.com Enjoy, folks. Enjoy your week. Swim in the shit. Just go swim in the shit because your family won't know the difference. Maybe one of them dies, but you can't afford them anyway. Swim in the shit water and if one of your children dies, it'll be a tragedy, but you'll, you'll back to school shop will be a lot easier anyway. That's our statement. That's our, that's our hopeful take for you and see you next week.
Episode 504 – Lindsey Graham, Invading Iran & The Summer of Sh*t
Release Date: July 18, 2026
In this episode, Tim Dillon offers his trademark satirical, apocalyptic commentary on a turbulent summer marked by political chaos, escalating war talk, government depravity, and literal environmental filth. The show fixates on Lindsey Graham’s bizarre and untimely death amid the Ukraine-Russia conflict, the U.S.'s mounting involvement with Iran, the pervading corruption and ineptitude of America’s political elite, and the broader social collapse symbolized by contaminated beaches—a “Summer of Sh*t.” With brisk improv, dark humor, and grotesque metaphor, Tim lampoons the dying American empire, elite fantasies of escape, and the growing feeling that we’re all stuck on a sinking ship.
[00:00–10:15]
Opening with Lindsey Graham’s Death: Tim riffs on the mystery of Senator Graham's demise, playfully suggesting he was either poisoned by Russia or blown up in a Ukrainian drone facility. He paints an absurdly erotic picture of Graham’s affection for “big, hard” military drones, embedding commentary about war lust and repressed sexuality in American politics.
On American-ness: Dillon pivots to reflect on Graham’s archetype as a “deeply closeted Southern warmonger,” saying this is uniquely American. He introduces his July theme: not right vs. wrong, but “Is it American?”
Speculating the Circumstances: Tim’s off-color, hyperbolic take includes a lurid fantasy of Graham’s excitement at the drone factory, pushing the bit to its limit on sexual innuendo.
[10:16–15:00]
On Propaganda and Public Apathy: Tim argues that if Russia killed Graham, “most people in our country wouldn’t care,” including himself, likening it to “live by the sword, die by the sword” and skewering the political class for their distance from actual public sentiment.
Conspiracy Theories: Jokes about Trump aiding Putin by serving up Graham, mocking the mafia-like logic of contemporary international politics.
[16:30–25:12]
GOP Hypocrisy on ‘Stolen Elections’: Tim points out the absurdity of Trump’s ongoing complaints about election fraud when Republicans control all branches of government and the presidency.
On J.D. Vance (VP) and Aw-shucks Politicking: Mocks the performative helplessness of Vance on the Joe Rogan podcast, acting powerless while being the Vice President, especially on issues like war or the Epstein conspiracy.
[25:13–38:56]
J.D. Vance Reads the Epstein Files: Satirical analysis of Vance’s claim to have read “all the Epstein files” as both an impossibility and a signal that no one in power plans to expose the truth.
60 Minutes Australia – Epstein's Zorro Ranch: Plays audio and dissects stories about forced pregnancies, eugenics, and human cloning at Epstein’s New Mexico ranch, lamenting how only foreign media seriously pursue these stories.
America’s Mafia Government: Frames elite criminality as mafia-like, with everyone covering for each other while building a surveillance state and letting crises fester.
[38:56–56:32]
Escalating Military Plans: Reads Times reports of Trump discussing options for expanding US operations in Iran, up to and including potential nuclear strikes.
The Geopolitical Endgame:
War Doesn't Work Anymore: Argues that modern war only “works” for countries willing to kill everyone (citing Israel) and the old methods are obsolete; suggests America’s warmonger class hasn’t learned that lesson.
Lindsey Graham's Legacy: Plays a clip of Graham advocating nuclear strikes on Gaza, skewering his bloodlust as peak American depravity.
[56:32–73:21]
[68:48–73:21]
On Graham’s Last Moments:
“Just kind of in his happy place, you know, sweaty military guys and big drones…” [02:30]
On JD Vance’s Role:
“J.D. Vance is talking about this like he’s a guy at a bar… the Vice President of the United States… What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?” [19:09]
On the Summer’s Dominant Theme:
“This is not the sexy summer. This is a shit summer brought to you by Taco Bell. And then whoever is dumping all that shit in the ocean...” [73:50]
Tim Dillon’s episode 504 is a scathing, grotesquely funny tour through a world in decline, where corruption, futility, and literal filth define the American summer. From Lindsey Graham’s drone-factory demise and quasi-sexual war fetishism, through a withering critique of powerless political officials and the always-murky Epstein saga, to the almost inevitable march toward disastrous war with Iran, Tim exposes a system on auto-pilot toward collapse. He warns that war is obsolete, that China’s surveillance authoritarianism is ascendant, and that America is only united by its collective indifference and cynicism.
The “Summer of Shit" is literal: as oceans teem with bacteria, beaches close, food makes us ill, and the only real plan for elites is to pacify the public with digital amusements while plotting their escape. Tim’s conclusion: embrace the absurd, swim in the shit, and expect little rescue as America morphs from a world power to a punchline.
For listeners who missed the episode: expect dark laughs, uncomfortable questions, and a sense that the only escape is through satire—or a new digital grid, if you’re lucky enough to be in on the plan.