507 - Perez Hilton, Trump’s Lies, & Data Center Detonation

Summary

The Tim Dillon Show — Episode 507

Title: Perez Hilton, Trump’s Lies, & Data Center Detonation
Date: August 8, 2026
Host: Tim Dillon
Co-hosts/Guests: Regular co-host, multiple recurring voices

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Tim Dillon Show sees Tim riffing on recent grim news and absurdities: Perez Hilton’s disturbing social media episode, the ongoing farce of the Iran war under Trump, America’s declining global clout, and the loss of generational homes to make way for AI data centers. Through heavy satire and biting humor, Tim explores what he paints as the comically apocalyptic dimensions of contemporary life—from celebrity meltdown spectacle to the everyday person’s helplessness before massive economic and technological change. The episode is laced with dark observations, scathing metaphors, and trademark mockery.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Perez Hilton's Disturbing Livestream

[00:30 – 07:37]

• Tim opens with the news of Perez Hilton’s 30-minute livestream, allegedly showing self-harm.
• He questions whether Hilton’s actions are authentic or performative—likening it to a New York homeless man faking injuries for cash.
  • Tim: “Is it real blood? It feels like paint.” [00:30]
• He delves into the social and parenting implications:
  • “If you're mutilating yourself on livestream, are you a good father?” [05:18]
• Tim and co-host (darkly) wonder if the spectacle is a harbinger of a new internet trend: are these acts real, or just a new form of public manipulation?
• The segment ends with weary “thoughts and prayers” to Perez, and Tim noting that even faked acts like these are deeply harmful as examples.

2. Trump, the Iran War, and American Bluff

[08:03 – 14:39, revisited in 18:32 – 27:40 and 31:15 – 35:50]

• The show sharply pivots to Trump’s bellicose rhetoric about Iran. Tim openly mocks what he sees as empty threats from the administration:
  • “No one believes anything this guy says about Iran. Every week it's the last chance before the decapitation starts.” [08:03]
• Tim observes the loss of U.S. military supremacy:
  • “We just can't go to war anymore... We have to get back to being really entertaining as a country. It's the only way out of this.” [09:07]
• He introduces the idea that America’s only remaining export is entertainment—lamenting and lampooning this cultural shift:
  • “We gotta start pumping out summer blockbusters. Boy bands, fucking pop stars... this is all we got left.” [10:29]
• The futility of American military adventures is hammered repeatedly:
  • “It's a shameful, deeply demoralizing summer defeat. You are being led off the field by your parents and they are disgusted by you.” [13:25]

3. Embracing National Self-Delusion

[18:32 – 27:40]

• Tim discusses the importance of collective lying as a strategy to maintain dignity in defeat:
  • “You start lying about what happened and gaslighting people immediately... You have to gaslight people. You have to lie to them.” [18:32]
• Satirical riff on the necessity of personal and national myth-making for psychological survival:
  • “Lying's not for them, it's for you... The lies are for you, but they're still important because you can lie so much that people just accept it as a version of truth.” [19:11–25:55]
• Analogy to everyday lies (addiction, weight loss, etc.)—Americans know, but choose the preferred narrative.
• Tie-in with Trump: “What Trump is kind of brilliantly doing is he's telling so many lies and fibs and whoppers that people will go, well, I guess at some point they called them, and... I guess there was some nugget of truth there.” [26:11]

4. Decline of Social Media and New Dangers

[38:01 – 50:32]

• Tim transitions to a true crime social media story: a woman shot by her estranged husband after calling him a pedophile in a viral TikTok.
• He uses the story as a springboard to dissect the toxic evolution of social media:
  • “Social media is now in its final phase, which is how to get people killed as quickly as possible.” [40:08]
• Observes the fragmentation of social media (politics, influencing, fitness, angry mom content, etc.), the performative nature of victimhood, and the erosion of genuine social value.
• Satirical rundown of why posting anything online can now quickly escalate to real-world violence.
• “Nobody’s excited to go on social media.” [40:08]
• Even highlights how even ‘inspirational’ viral moments now feel hollow—“the nicest thing is like people that have had a rough go of it singing a pretty song.” [44:31]

5. America's Tech-Driven Displacement: The Data Center Crisis

[50:41 – 71:57]

• Major late-episode focus: news story of Georgia families being ousted from homes to make way for an AI data center.
• Tim’s trademark satirical voice reaches its peak as he reflects on “progress”:
  • “Water, energy, and jobs are the old way of life. You don't get that. We can't give you the water and the energy. How are we going to run the data center?” [51:00]
• He openly lampoons arguments against such eviction and the mindset of those “resisting their extermination”:
  • “I believe people should silently become extinct and not bother anybody.” [53:03]
• Jokingly sides with runaway technological progress, invoking China as the ever-present justification for all domestic hardships:
  • “If there's even a small part of you that says... that does seem a little fucked up. Fuck you, man. I want my billionaires to be happy. And they like data centers.” [60:19]
• Riff on the utter callousness required to call this ‘progress,’ with a refrain: “China, China, China, blah, China, China.” [61:09]
• Tim and co-host further escalate the satire to the point of gallows humor:
  • “If they want to make a point about this... they have to, like, blow themselves up or something? ... Become a suicide bomber.” [68:09–69:36]
• Deliberately, explicitly notes this is all satirical commentary—nevertheless, a pointed parody of how powerless individuals seem to have no means of recourse except collective violence.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Perez Hilton and Celebrity Spectacle

  • “If you're mutilating yourself on livestream, are you a good father?... There’s an argument here his children should be taken away.” [05:18]
  • “This is when the real ghouls come out in the summer. I'll tell you.” [02:40]

• On Trump & America’s Military Decline

  • “We just can't go to war anymore... We have to get back to being really entertaining as a country.” [09:07]
  • “It's a shameful, deeply demoralizing summer defeat. You are being led off the field by your parents and they are disgusted by you.” [13:25]

• On National Narrative and Lies

  • “Lying’s not for them, it’s for you... The lies are for you, but they’re still important because you can lie so much that people just accept it as a version of truth.” [19:11–25:55]
  • “What Trump is kind of brilliantly doing is he's telling so many lies and fibs and whoppers that people will go, well, I guess at some point they called them.” [26:11]

• On Social Media’s Evolution

  • “Social media is now in its final phase, which is how to get people killed as quickly as possible.” [40:08]
  • “The nicest thing on social media is like someone in a wheelchair on oxygen... And everyone starts clapping and they're like, wow. And then they sing the song and die immediately.” [44:31]

• On Data Centers and Progress

  • “Water, energy, and jobs are the old way of life. You don't get that... How are we going to run the data center?” [51:00]
  • “I believe people should silently become extinct and not bother anybody.” [53:03]
  • “If you can't see why this woman and her children should be kicked out of their home to build a data center, I don't want you to listen to the show.” [59:50]

• On Recourse for the Powerless (Satirical)

  • “If they want to make a point about this, they have to, like, blow themselves up or something? ... Become a suicide bomber.” [68:09–69:36]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Perez Hilton Livestream & Parenting Commentary
  [00:30 – 07:37]

• American Entertainment vs. War Superiority
  [09:07 – 14:39]

• Lying & National Narrative Construction
  [18:32 – 27:40]

• Trump Rally Analysis, Dead-End Supporters
  [31:15 – 35:50]

• Rise in Social Media Murder & Tech-Distorted Reality
  [38:01 – 50:32]

• Georgia Data Center Displacement, Satirical Prescription
  [50:41 – 71:57]

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Episode Tone & Style

• Language & Delivery: Brutally satirical, caustic, darkly comic. Alternates between deadpan delivery, wild exaggeration, and occasional (mock-)sincerity. Heavy use of analogy and hyperbolic what-if scenarios, including faux proposals for collective suicide bombing as the “only” possible response to oppression (explicitly flagged as satire).
• Vibe: A comedic monologue about civilization’s end, brimming with sarcasm and black humor—viewing current events as symptoms of a culture spinning out of control.

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Takeaway for New Listeners

This episode blends sharp social critique with absurdist humor and relentless satire. Tim Dillon uses the failings of celebrities, politicians, and economic systems to paint a picture of a society increasingly adrift—the individual rendered powerless before spectacle, propaganda, and technological “progress.” He delivers the message with such hyperbole that the humor underlines the horror, ultimately asking listeners to laugh at their own (very real) sense of resignation.

Transcript

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[Tim Dillon]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Perez Hilton, friend of the show, cutting himself, or what appears to have been cutting himself for 30 minutes on a live stream and then was taken to the hospital. It seems a little performative to me. Is it real blood? It feels like paint. It looks like he's. I don't know. Maybe it's real blood. It's so hard to know. I don't want to get duped. I don't want to get duped again. I don't want to get duped again by someone trying to kill themself on live for 30 minutes and then have it be paint. My dad tells a great story about, of a homeless man in New York City who would put ketchup on his clothing so he looked like he like was wounded. And then people would give that guy money. But my dad said some people started

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

to smell that it was ketchup.

[Tim Dillon]

My dad's also a liar and full of shit. So I don't know. But that's the, that's what I'm saying here. If, if Perez Hilton, who was a gossip blogger from like the 2000, if that guy is covered in paint and he's putting on a show and then, you know, if you want to check out folks, you could check out anytime you want. That's the reality. If you want to go, you can go. I'm not saying you should go, obviously. Probably a lot of people listening to

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

this are thinking, should I go? Should I not go? And I'm not talking to you. Don't do that.

[Tim Dillon]

Don't put that on me. I'm just saying the performative is not for me. You know what I mean? Like, if he wanted to kill himself, he would be dead. And is. Is that him? Is this him? Is this a picture of him now?

[Donald Trump]

No.

[Tim Dillon]

I'll pull one up now. Has he spoken out since this. I don't think so I'll tell you right now, early August is when the real ghouls come out in the summer. I'll tell you. This is when. Yeah, there he is. That's a photo of him.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

And

[Tim Dillon]

I just, you know, I wish him well. He has children. I feel like that's not a great idea. I mean, just, you know, not trying to be too judgmental, but whether he is actually cutting himself or it's fake, I still feel like it's a bad idea for the kids. Even if it's fake. Like, even if they're like, daddy, what are you doing? He goes, shh. I'm imitating this Ariana Grande thing. And they're like, daddy, are you hurt? And he's like, no, it's fake blood. I'm not doing. A lot of. A lot of the cuts are surface and they're fake. Don't worry about it. Even that, I think not good for the kids. Even if it's pretend, I don't think the kids should be witnessing it. Well, you know, what are you gonna do? That's a story. That's a legitimate story, and you're gonna see more of it. You'll see more of it and you're gonna.

[Donald Trump]

Ha.

[Tim Dillon]

You're. This will be a theme. Is that person actually mutilating themselves or is this fake? Are we getting duped? I'm telling you right now, I'm not dead yet. Quote, Hilton said during the broadcast. He also said, I want to be dead, and threatened to provoke police into fatally shooting him. I hope the cops shoot me to death, Hilton said. I'm going to tell them I'm going to hurt them. The live stream was later taken down by TikTok. It is funny to be on live because what is the. What, what do you. What are the viewers supposed to respond with?

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

How are they supposed to handle that?

[Tim Dillon]

I going to try to provoke the cops into shooting me. Okay. What are we supposed to do in that situation?

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

Send you money?

[Donald Trump]

How.

[Tim Dillon]

How do we get you out of that? Hey, man, do whatever you want. Do whatever you want. This guy's clearly having mental issues. I'm not a doctor, but I'll tell you this. He's having mental issues. And I don't know if right now he's being a good father that I'm asking. I, I'm, I'm.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

I'm.

[Tim Dillon]

You know, my parents, you know, were not ideal, but they never did this.

[Interviewee or Reporter]

I.

[Tim Dillon]

If you're mutilating yourself on livestream, are you a good father? There's it, there's probably an argument here. His children should be taken away. I'm not and I never like to talk like this. You know that I believe in the family. It's the foundational building block of our society. But I do think if you were saying, I hope the cops shoot me to death, quote, quote, I'm going to tell them I'm going to hurt them. Mutilating yourself on livestream while discussing how you are going to trick the cops into shooting you to death feels like he should. The kids should be taken away from him. Maybe they already have been. I don't think so. But I do think this is a good argument to take the kids away. Prez Hilton was a deeply cruel person who outed a lot of celebrities, made them shamed. People would draw penises in people's mouths in the early 2000s.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

Internet, you know, 2006, 7, 8, 9, 10 or whatever.

[Tim Dillon]

He was kind of a, you know, provocateur certainly, and he hurt a lot of people. And I think that he's regrets some of that and has moved to Miami and has become a family man. But in this, in this video, he

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

is seen cutting himself and trying to get the cops to kill him.

[Tim Dillon]

So it does seem like he. Can we listen to some of this, please?

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

I'm surprised Tick tock lets this stay you tik tok.

[Donald Trump]

Ah,

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

Well, there he is, folks. Perez Hilton, friend of the show.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

All right, all right, we've had enough of him. We don't want to.

[Tim Dillon]

Perez Hilton there just checking in with us and, you know, checking in and sending love and prayers and thoughts to Perez Hilton and family down there in my. Amy, what are you gonna do, right? I mean, hey, it's a tough thing

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

and

[Tim Dillon]

this is difficult. Trump is still threatening Iran and it's like no one, no one, no one believes anything this guy says about Iran. Trump's like, we're giving you a last chance. This is, this is. Every week he goes, it's the last chance to make a deal before the decapitation starts or whatever the hell he's saying. Hold on, let's watch a little bit of this here.

[News Anchor]

Tonight's President Trump insisting the threat of a massive US Strike has Iran back at the negotiating table.

[Donald Trump]

They called me and they said, please don't attack. We'll make a deal.

[News Anchor]

The price of oil plunging on the news despite continued Iranian attacks on commercial ships in the Strait of Hormuz through the weekend. Iran previously broke a cease fire. It signed in June saying it would not attack those ships. But now the president saying the vital shipping lane, by the way.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

Let's just stop this from a.

[Tim Dillon]

We just can't go to war anymore. I mean, you know, we've lost that. We got to get back to the entertainment because we, We.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

We had that.

[Tim Dillon]

And then it was because the whole thing, people, we were like, hey, we can entertain you. Also, we can kill you. But I don't know if we can

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

do the second one anymore.

[Tim Dillon]

So we have to get back to being really entertaining as a country.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

It's the only way out of this.

[Interviewee or Reporter]

Truly.

[Tim Dillon]

It's the only way out of this is to be, like, incredibly entertaining. Now. No more bullshit. We cannot win any wars. We have to just fucking like, boom. I'm talking about a American Idol on steroids. Search for the most talented people in our country. We got to start putting them out and front and center and getting people on board again with our level of talent because we've. We're wasting everyone's time. We can't win this war. It's deeply shameful. It's deeply embarrassing. It's a real morale killer. So what we need to do is go back to, like, the old school America where we won you over by being entertaining and cool because we just don't have it anymore to. To win these wars. We can't do it where we keep threatening this country. We're going to kill you. We're going to blow you to bits. We're going to kill. We're going to bomb your energy infrastructure will fucking. We'll. We'll fucking. You won't. You will turn you to dust. I mean, with like, biblical threats, like, you'll be a pillar of salt. It's just thread after threat after thread. Nothing happens. And it's really demoralizing.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

Like, you're.

[Tim Dillon]

You're like, well, we. All we could do is talk and bluff, and they know we're bluffing. And we're like, we'll. We'll fucking attack. The energy infrastructure will invade. Karg island will put boots on the ground. You have no idea what's coming. And then I guess there's a negotiation and we're gonna have a deal and then there's a deal, and then that doesn't happen. And the whole thing's become like, a big waste of time. This isn't the way we're gonna do it anymore. We need to be insanely entertaining now. Like. Like, like to a point where, like, we've gotta get it back. We gotta go back to, like, the wizard of Oz. We gotta go back to, like, the classics like, we gotta start pumping out summer blockbusters. Boy bands, fucking pop stars. Like, we gotta go hard. It's true. We gotta. This is all we got left.

[News Reporter]

We.

[Tim Dillon]

We clearly can't win this war. So we gotta just go back to what made us great, which was that people really liked us. They were like, yes, they're bombing us and yes, they're torturing us, but their music is catchy, their TV is good, their movies are good. You know, I mean, that's, that's what we have to do. Let's, let's watch a little bit more of this. But, I mean, everyone in this room

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

with him looks like no one believes this.

[Donald Trump]

We're talking about the straight. The opening of the strait, having it open literally by tomorrow, completely open. And that's phase one, the denuclearization of Iran. Has to happen. Has to happen. And that'll be the second phase.

[News Anchor]

Iran is denying any talks with the US Are happening, all as President Trump pulls back from massive strikes he said would involve Israel.

[Tim Dillon]

Here's the thing. We can't win. And, and anybody who knows anything about this has come out and said we can't really win, and we just can't win. Like, there's no way to win, really. So the, Everything we do now is just kind of like some form of saving face. Like, we're just trying to be like, you don't know what we. If we wanted to do it, we would. We could do things you wouldn't even believe if we want, but we really can't, which is why we keep threatening them and then backing off, because we know that, like, it's not gonna work. This isn't gonna, like, turn the tide.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

If we start doing this stuff, it,

[Tim Dillon]

it, it could potentially get worse for us. So we're gonna have to run away like cowards. I mean, that's the only thing we can do. Sorry, I know that people don't wanna hear that, but that's literally the only thing we have to do is run away. Run away, run away. We gotta go. We gotta go. It didn't work. It's a. It's a. It's a shameful summer defeat. Sorry, I didn't do it. But it's what it is. It's a shameful, deeply demoralizing summer defeat. You are being led off the field by your parents and they are disgusted by you. You have thrown the game. The pressure was on and you blew it. You blew it in front of the whole town. And it's over. It's what it is. Sorry, Witless and by the way, I've, I've. I. For many, many years in my life, I was a complete loser. And there's a way to do it with style. You can be a loser with style. That's the American promise. We lost. We'll do it with style. Let's gracefully bow out and cowardly run away. With grace, with dignity, with style.

[Donald Trump]

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[Guest or Additional Commentator]

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[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

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[Tim Dillon]

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[Guest or Additional Commentator]

You know, he's one of those guys,

[Tim Dillon]

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[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

He had no identity as a person. He was just. Even in the cold winter.

[Tim Dillon]

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[Guest or Additional Commentator]

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[Tim Dillon]

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[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

But there was something wrong with him, deeply wrong with him. People started to realize that.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

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[Tim Dillon]

And one day the grill blew up and killed him.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

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[Guest or Additional Commentator]

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[Tim Dillon]

See terms so get you lie about. You lie. Here's the first step. You start lying about what happened and gaslighting people immediately. You start lying about what actually happened. We can do it. You have to make stuff up.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

Now.

[Tim Dillon]

You have to make stuff up. You have to gaslight people. You have to lie to them. You have to say that Iran attacked our bases first. You have to say that they they were the aggressor and we shut it down and that they were begging us to stop attacking them and because we were humanitarians, we had to do it. You.

[News Reporter]

You.

[Tim Dillon]

There's a way to do this. Now everyone will know that we're lying. But everyone always knows you're lying. That's okay. Everyone knows you're lying. When fat people say they don't eat a lot, people know they're lying. When people go, I'm not really on drugs, they know you're on drugs. When you go to rehab and you say actually it was Lyme disease, we know it's not Lyme disease. You're a Junkie, it's okay. Everyone knows your line. Lying's not for them, it's for you. It's for you. The line shouldn't be for anyone else. It should be for us. We should lie because what are we going to come out and say? Well, actually we, we didn't win, we couldn't win. We thought we could win where it's

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

actually not going to happen.

[Tim Dillon]

No, you gotta, you gotta just, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta basically totally invent a narrative. And it's for us because the rest of the world now has, has seen us and we've been exposed and listen, our fighting men and women are great, but the tacticians, the people who make these decisions, the strategists, the fucking, the people that were supposed to consider all of these things, the drones that changed warfare and aircraft carriers weren't going to be that effective and like, we weren't going to be able to go in there and like, maybe we shouldn't have killed their leader day one or whatever. All of the things we think we are, the, the big military superpower, it's starting to dawn on us that actually we're not. That's what this war has kind of shown us. And again, it's not reflective of the troops and I'm sure we have a lot of nukes and stuff like that, but you just can't, you can't win like that anymore, that there's nothing to win. So the reality is we just have to as a country, and I'm fine with that. Cowardly and disgracefully leave and lie about

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

it for the rest of our lives.

[Tim Dillon]

And I'll do it. I will, I will lie about it

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

for the rest of my life.

[Tim Dillon]

I will lie to my friend, I

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

don't have children, but I'll lie to

[Tim Dillon]

my French children about it. I'll, I will lie for the rest of my life about the Iran war.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

If we leave tonight, I'll say we won.

[Tim Dillon]

And I will completely contribute to the fallacy that we won this war. We can't. I mean, here's Trump again saying that they called him and asked him not to. Which, by the way, this is a little preview of what's probably going to end up happening in, in the future, which is that we say that they called us and asked us to not

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

bomb them and we said, okay, here we go.

[Donald Trump]

That's the old fashioned way. To the victor belong the spoils, right? And we're doing the same thing, by the way, in the lovely Islamic Republic of Iran. We're doing, we're not going the hell out of them.

[Tim Dillon]

This is all this is. By the way.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

Just stop it for a minute.

[Tim Dillon]

This is what we heard in Iraq.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

It's a famous line from the Sopranos where Michael Imperial, his character Christopher Moltisante

[Tim Dillon]

goes, don't you listen to President. We're kicking the shit out of those guys over there. It's like, this is just the same thing. You just low information people that don't really know what's going on, they don't pay that much attention.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

They just hear Trump because we're knocking the shit out of them. And people go, good. It makes them feel good when they're driving in their car, you know, like a suburb of Las Vegas or something. And he goes, we're knocking the shit out of them. And people go, good, good, good, good.

[Tim Dillon]

By the way he's standing, there's a banner that says no tax on tips behind him. As he talks about us as we're. As he's basically again lying about us losing a war like that. We thought we were going to win. Like, people thought we're going to win. People. This is like really shocking how.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

How bad this has gone.

[Tim Dillon]

It's like, it's scary, by the way. It's actually scary how bad this has gone. You're like, wait a minute, what if we fight Russia? Like, how does that work? What if we fight. What about China? Forget that. Like, this is such an eye opener for a lot of people. They're going, whoa, well, this ain't good. This is not good. So he's standing there in front of the no tax on tips banner and he's. And he goes, we're just.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

We're knocking the shit out of the moment.

[Tim Dillon]

It's the beginning of the campaign of lies that we, by the way, that we.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

I support.

[Tim Dillon]

And we need to have. We need to have a campaign of lies and propaganda. Let's just get out of there. Let's get out of there. And then we'll just lie about it and it will be for us. The lies are for you. The lies are for you, fatty boom baddie. Who goes, well, I actually just. I just don't eat that much. You know, you order the salad in front of everyone. It's the lies are for you.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

Everyone goes, oh, yeah, interesting.

[Tim Dillon]

My thyroid's been.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, That's.

[Tim Dillon]

It's been acting up ever since I was young. You know, I got a fever when I was three and I had a rash.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

And then.

[Tim Dillon]

Since then, I just, you know, it's Just never really. Sure, sure, sure. It's all for you. When I was a cokehead and I was just blowing lines all the time in the bathroom and then walking back to my desk at work, people were like, oh, how are you? How have you been?

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

And you're like, good, good.

[Tim Dillon]

And then later on, you said to them, you're like, oh.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

When you met them, you're like, wow.

[Tim Dillon]

So when I knew you, I was like, on drugs. They were like, oh, yeah, we knew. Everyone knows. We knew that. Of course we did. You. We thought you were gonna die, like, three times. The lies are for you, but they're still important and they're. And they still matter, even though they're for you, because you can lie so much that people just accept it as

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

a version of truth.

[Tim Dillon]

That's the reality. You can lie.

[Donald Trump]

So.

[Tim Dillon]

But now listen to me. Mel Robbins won't tell you this. Mel or she kind of will.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

She just says it in another way.

[Tim Dillon]

35 million a year on that podcast. What? What, is she trafficking humans? She got. She's fucking. How is mel robbins making $35 million a year? Is she importing a dog stuffed with cocaine? Anyway, we love her.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

We love her, and congrats on every.

[Tim Dillon]

All of her success. But what I. What it's like, you can lie enough. People just accept the version of it is the truth because people just get tired of it and it all gets murky. That's the thing in life. Things just become gray and murky. You go, yeah, yeah, I heard something

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

about that, I guess.

[Tim Dillon]

Yeah, that guy keeps saying this thing. I guess that is. Wait, wait, he had a business somewhere. Yeah, yeah, I got giggy.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

Daddy just keep saying that. I.

[Tim Dillon]

It was probably based on something, because if you lie enough, people are forced to go, well, I guess it's based

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

on a nugget of truth.

[Tim Dillon]

It's not, by the way.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

It's not.

[Tim Dillon]

But if you lie enough, people will assume that the thing you're lying about was, at some point, partially true. That's the beauty of it. Now, of course, it wasn't. It was completely invented.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

It was.

[Tim Dillon]

It was hatched. It's completely untrue. But if you lie enough to a point where people go, well, yeah, we know he's lying, but I'm sure there's some truth in there somewhere. And there's not. That's the win. There's actually not. That's the best we can do here. No one will believe us, and no one should. But if we lie about this enough, someone in the future will Go. I guess there was some nugget of truth there. You have your version, I have my version, but no, no, no, that's not. That's not real. That's not accurate. That's objectively untrue, but it doesn't matter. So what Trump is kind of brilliantly doing is he's telling so many lies and fibs and whoppers that people will go, well, I guess at some point they called them, and we're like, but let, let's just finish this and then we'll move on here. Because again, much like everything else, there's, there's, there's nothing really report on. So in terms of, like, you know, now it's, It's. We're recording this Wednesday. It goes on Saturday morning. So in the next 48 hours, we usually record Friday, but this week we

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

have things to do that I, I

[Tim Dillon]

have to leave town. So here's the deal. If, I mean, if something goes crazy in the next 48 hours, we'll add an addendum, but pretty much it's been

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

the same shit for months. So let's just finish up here. This is our president updating us on the Iran war.

[Donald Trump]

I'd rather make a deal because I don't want to kill people. I want to kill people.

[Tim Dillon]

You do.

[Donald Trump]

But at some point, we're going to. We had, we were. We were set for the biggest attack of any attack, and we've hit them very hard for the last few months, but we were. We were all set for the biggest attack since World War II. And they called me and they said, please don't do it. Let's talk. And then they don't. They said, we never said that. You know what? The fake news knows they did say that. But we are talking. Let's see what happens. But they respect us. They respect us. Been 47 years, by the way.

[Tim Dillon]

I wish we could isolate. I wonder what the people in the crowd are shouting.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

I wish we could always have that isolated audio.

[Tim Dillon]

Like, what are the people in the crowd shouting? You got to remember that the people that are still showing up to see him live are.

[Donald Trump]

The.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

Are deranged.

[Tim Dillon]

Like, this is. The fans that you have at the

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

end of your career, they're deranged.

[Tim Dillon]

This isn't like the fans that you get in the beginning or middle of your career or in your prime, when everyone seems to be your fan. This is at the very end of your career.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

There's a.

[Tim Dillon]

There's a core group of people that are left and they're deranged. And they're sick, and they don't there. This has become their life. The people that are still showing up to see him live, unless there's some kid that got dragged there. But the people that are still showing up to see him live, he's just become their life now. They have no. It's like the people that follow a band, they just go, yeah, I just spent 20 years following journey. You're like, why?

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

I don't know.

[Tim Dillon]

I got laid in 1988, and I just kept going. I never stopped. You go, so that's your whole life. You're like some weird roadie. You're just following like. There were people that would just hear a band that would go to a concert. This is true. They would go to a concert and they would connect, you know, the Dead has a ton of these people. There's a ton of these people. They just go to a concert and they go, this is it for me. This is all I need. A friend of the devil was a friend of mine, you know, and they go, that's it. I just want to be high listening to this song over and over again. I just want to go to this concert. So I kind of follow their tour bus. I check into a hotel, and I see as many shows as I can. And sometimes they play a song they haven't played in a while, and sometimes the set list is a little different, but for the most part, you know, they're playing the hits. And Trump. The people that are still seeing Trump now, these are just lifer people that are like, no one's curious anymore about this. There's no one coming out that's, like, curious, like, for a while. People like, what are Trump rallies like? People now that are. There are hardcore Trump people that don't know how to get out, by the way. They do. They want someone to wave a wand and, like, the spell breaks, but they can't. They just. His melodious voice, and they just can't get away from it. Let's. Let's finish up here. I know there's only a few seconds left. I'm just. Roll it back a little bit because I. I really just roll it back. I'm curious about the screaming.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

The.

[Tim Dillon]

You got to realize the people are screaming and. And. And it's just kind of speaks to my point that the people that are still there live, they're still seeing this live. I mean, there's. There's. There's real sickness. Let's see here.

[Donald Trump]

We had. We were. We were set for the biggest attack of any attack. And we've hit them very hard for the last few months. But we were, we were all set for the biggest attack since World War II. And they called me and they said, please don't do it. Let's talk. And then they don't, they said, we never said that. You know what the fake news knows they did say that. But we are talking, let's see what happens. But they respect us. They respect us. It's been 47 years, but really it's been 50 years because they've been saying 47 for three years. It's been 50 years and no other president has done what you should have done a long time ago because Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon.

[Interviewee or Reporter]

Yeah.

[Tim Dillon]

And they start clapping in the end, you know, they're, they don't know what's going on anymore. And it's very off, like, like it's spun out of control in a way where like, they don't know because they're, they're a little uncomfortable while he's talking about this because none of it really makes any sense. Like we said, it's kind of like

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

he's like, we, they, they, we, we

[Tim Dillon]

called them, they called us, they said, don't do it. We were going to hit them hard. They called us, said don't do it. Now they're saying they didn't call us. But we're still talking. And the people trying to follow along with this, they can't. So they're just, you know, they're drunk and they're on like pharmaceutical pills. They're screaming liars about Iran. I don't think about him. They're like screaming like Iran's a lie. That fake news. And they're just like, they're like foaming at the mouth. They're like, fake news. They're just screaming fake news. You know, liars. Fake news. And then at the end he, he goes, let me hit the core point. He goes, I Iran shouldn't have a nuclear weapon. And then everybody claps like, okay, that we, we kind of understand that. They go, we kind of understand that. But nobody, nobody understands what's even happening anymore. And he's doing a, he's got to do this live show, which is what he does. He's just a traveling entertainer at this point, so he is, he's a traveling entertainer. So I kind of like understand like what he's doing. It's like, and people have said this about him before, he, they liken him more to a stand up comedian or like a showman. It's P.T. barnum. Like, he just shows up and he's got to sell this to people. And, you know, he just kind of goes off the cuff. And he just kind of goes, yeah, you know, we were going to. We were. The biggest attacks is World War II. We're going to kill everyone. We're going to kill them all.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

Everyone's sitting there and they're nodding.

[Tim Dillon]

They go, good. Yeah, good.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

Maybe that's a good idea. Kill them all.

[Tim Dillon]

He goes, yeah, we're going to do the biggest attack since World War II. Which is crazy, if you listen to that. That's so crazy to say we were going to do the biggest attack since World War II. He's just throwing it at casually. There's a guy that didn't want to go to war. He goes, we've wasted all this time and money.

[Mint Mobile Announcer]

Go to war.

[Tim Dillon]

And he goes like this. He goes, yeah, we're going to.

[Homeowner (Georgia Power story)]

You know, we're going to.

[Tim Dillon]

We're all ready to do the biggest attack since World War II. And it's kind of silent after he says that because even the people there are like, really?

[Reporter or Interviewer]

Whoa.

[Tim Dillon]

What? We're doing that? Yeah, we're going to do it. But they called us and they said,

[Georgia Power Spokesperson]

hey,

[Tim Dillon]

please don't do that. And he goes, fine, fine. So it's. It's basically, we're at a point now his presidency's over. I mean, now, he could still inflict some more damage, but, like, this war has totally dominated and ruined his presidency. He will. There will be no other topic that he can really work on besides trying to extricate us from this war. So he's kind of become a, you know, kind of this lame duck even before the midterms.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

I think they'll probably get shellacked in the midterms.

[Tim Dillon]

And, you know, this is. This is the thing. If you go to war with Iran, no other president did it, because a lot of people knew that this was the one that they. This was the unwinnable one. This was the one that was going to expose, because all the other ones were fake. But we could always kind of say, we won. We're like, yes, Adam's dead and the Taliban's out.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

They have their back.

[Tim Dillon]

But, you know, there was like, you could kind of bluff and lie and say, you kind of won. We kind of won that one. You know, the leader's dead. We killed a bunch of leaders. But Iran was like the one where people are like, yeah, this is the one that we're gonna get. You know, it's going to be difficult for us to just say mission accomplished and declare victory. And lo and behold, they were. They were right. Lo and behold, they were correct.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

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[Tim Dillon]

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[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

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[Tim Dillon]

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[Tim Dillon]

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[Tim Dillon]

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[Tim Dillon]

T I M. Neutrophil. Your hair is thinning, but you take neutrophil and now you're winning. Take your hat off. Now there's hair on your head. Influencer allegedly killed my husband after accusing him of pedophilia on TikTok. Do we have her TikTok where she accused him? Yeah, we do have this. So this is a. An. This is a sad story, but it's a modern love story, right? And this is a sad story here, but this is going to be, you know, I think unfortunately, one of those things that you're not. This isn't the last one of these, but. Which is a bummer. Bummer. That's a bummer. But this isn't going to be the last one of these things. There's going to be a lot of stories where you're going to do. I'm just going to tell you right now, there's going to be a lot of stories where someone's going to do something on social media and then an hour later, someone's going to go to

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

their house and kill them.

[Tim Dillon]

That's going to be like a big, a big trend, trending topic. Hey, Hashtag, here's what's going to happen. Someone's going to do something on social media and then an hour later their

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

body is going to be found.

[Tim Dillon]

That's coming. Because it'll just be. It'll be the. It'll be the last straw. It'll be the last straw. Someone is going to just. They're going to see something you did on social media and then they're going to go, this is the last straw for me. I am coming to your house and

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

I'm going to kill you.

[Tim Dillon]

And we don't love that. But that's, that's what's going to happen. Because here's what. So social media is no longer fun, by the way, I don't know if you've been on the, the Internet recently. Social media is no longer like a hoot. It's not fun. It's not really that fun anymore. Social media, it's not social. It's not fun. Anyone meeting any new friends, Anyone having any goofs on social media?

[Interviewee or Reporter]

No.

[Tim Dillon]

Social media is now in its final phase, which is how to get people killed as quickly as possible. Nobody's excited to go on social media. Nobody wakes up and goes on their phone and they're like, hooray, I'm on the phone. Social Media consists of like a few different. There's a few different. There's a few different, like, columns of social media. There is the political, which is a big one. Okay. There is the influencer column, which is another one that is very big, which is people that are hawking products, services, things like that. You know, everything you can imagine. There is the fitness social media, which is a lot of like, it also goes. It's also like, weirdly, that's also political. A little bit of the men's rights stuff. They go in the buck. These are buckets. These are the social media buckets. You've got politics, you've got influencers. A lot of it's food, the majority of his food.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

These are the top 10 restaurants in the West Village.

[Tim Dillon]

You know what I mean? Like, it's like, that's what a lot of that is. Like, obviously there's beauty products, there's other things. There's travel influencers. If you want to go to Mallorca, this is how to do it.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

On less than $30 a day, suck cock or whatever.

[Tim Dillon]

You know what I mean? Like, they, you know, I sucked a.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

And was able to stay at a man's chateau for free while choking down a cock of an elderly man.

[Tim Dillon]

I realized this was the most cost effective way to see Mallorca. So then you have that bucket. Then you have this bucket of like, young people complaining that pedophiles keep bothering them and, and some of them are annoying. Like, obviously the pedophiles, you'd be in jail. But like, the young people are also annoying. They're like. And a lot of them are like adults and they're like, all they do is pose naked all day. And they're like, people gotta stop commenting on my body. It's like, well, what are you doing? You know, like, like. Cause, like, it'll. There'll be a young person, you know, like, like, like doing like, fitness stuff. And then the first comment will be like, what is that? What's that mouth do? And you're like, all right, well, this is obviously inappropriate. And then the young people will go on and they'll be like, everyone in my DMs is trying to buy my socks. This socks.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

And it'.

[Tim Dillon]

Right, yeah, but you're. You're doing. You're kind of. I'm not saying it's right, obviously, but it's like, what are you doing? Like, what is this? Stop. Stop putting your out on Instagram. That's a bucket. That's like a bucket. Another bucket of social media is the like, angry mom bucket where you go, it's a mom. I bet the mom's happy. Oh, no, they're not. That's not a happy mom. That mom is. And it's a mom who is angry. It's an angry mom. She's. And she doesn't like it. And sometimes she'll be going off on.

[News Anchor]

On.

[Tim Dillon]

On someone that wronged her at the rec center pool or something. I don't know. But this is like, it's just. So what I mean to say here is that social media for whatever it was intended for, this is not like a fun thing anymore for anyone. No one's like, excited, but, like, nobody's on it. Being really, really, like, pumped about being on it. Everybody's kind of like, people just don't. It's like us with the Iran war. You just don't know how to get out of it. You're like, how do I get out of it? How do I get out of it? It's hard to get out of. But nobody's excited anymore about it. It's not like you're not discovering cool new things. Things, you know, that's what it is. It's like it's become a kind of hellscape of all these different, like, genres of social media. And then they'll be like the nicest thing on it'll be like someone who sings well. The nicest thing on it will be like someone who's like disabled and 800

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

pounds, but is a beautiful singer. That's like the nicest thing on social media.

[Tim Dillon]

That's the nicest thing on social media is like someone in a wheelchair on oxygen. They will push up to a mic and they will take away their mask and they'll be like, I can show you the world shiny. And everyone starts clapping and they're like, wow. And then they sing the song and die immediately. And they're like, hooray. And then they died.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

Everyone clap.

[Tim Dillon]

Like, that's the. The nicest thing is like. Like people that have problems singing a pretty song. That's the nicest thing you'll find is like people that have had a rough go of it singing a pretty song. But now let's watch this story because this is really what it's becoming where people are using social media as a way to kill their ex. Take it away to a shocking case

[News Reporter]

out of Oklahoma where a mother was allegedly killed by her estranged husband after she jumped on a TikTok trend

[Tim Dillon]

preparing for when Netflix drops a documentary about my soon to be ex husband. Who I just found out is a pedophile. Whoa, she's throwing out. Interesting.

[News Reporter]

All right, so that is Sarah Gilson there accusing her husband of being a pedophile to more than 30,000 followers. The post is part of a social media trend that mimics Netflix documentary part

[Tim Dillon]

of a social media trend called My husband's a pedophile. It's a new TikTok trend now here,

[News Reporter]

documentaries as people pretend to sit for an interview. After posting this, Gilson was dead, shot by her husband, Jeremiah Duffy. According to police, he then took his own life. Gilson had been granted an emergency protective order against Duffy in June after he was accused of molesting a minor. We'll stay on top of this story and bring you any updates as they come in.

[Tim Dillon]

All right, well, but that. Listen, listen, here's the deal. You know, this is what is going

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

to happen, and it's going to happen

[Tim Dillon]

more and more frequently because the, you know, I. I was around for, for the, The.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

The beginning of social media.

[Tim Dillon]

And the beginning of social media was like, you could go back to, like, MySpace.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

I wasn't really on MySpace. You could go all the way back, MySpace and Friendster or whatever.

[Tim Dillon]

But I'm talking more about Facebook, early Twitter, early Instagram, Early Facebook was the

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

beginning of social media for most people.

[Tim Dillon]

And it, you know, was a way for you to kind of reconnect with people you went to school with.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

You could share certain things about your life.

[Tim Dillon]

It wasn't algorithmically driven. So you just put stuff out there and then people kind of commented on it. And then people, you know, people interacted with your posts and every. You got random people, but you had to add them as friends. You could remove them if you wanted to, whatever.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

You can still do that, obviously, but it.

[Tim Dillon]

It wasn't like you weren't. You didn't go on it and feel like you were being programmed. And you would get angry. You would be angry because you'd read things you disagreed with, but you knew who wrote them. You knew. So you could be like, well, she's a bitch. She's a drunk. Her and her fat husband can fuck off. There was something nice about that. There was something nice about being able to look at the pictures of the people you disagreed with and go, fuck you. Fuck you in your boat, Whatever, shitty boat. Like, there was a familiarity to it in the beginning. It wasn't all sunshine and roses, but there was something about it that made a little more sense. Sort of like something that you could understand, even though the effects of it were not Always good. You could understand it, you could contextualize it.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

It had some.

[Tim Dillon]

Now it has gotten to the point where it, it, it's, it has a negative impact on people's lives almost exclusively by the way. Like a negative impact on people's lives almost exclusively. Yes, there are some nice stories of whatever, but it's people you know hawking courses to learn how to drop ship. You could be a better businessman, smash your face with the hammer, take these drugs, you'll look better if you get hotter, your life's better, blah, blah, blah, you know, you know. Or it's somebody who's telling you where you should go to eat or where you should go on vacation and then

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

you feel like shit because you can't afford those things.

[Tim Dillon]

Or it's somebody who you off with a political opinion or it's somebody who tells you that you should actually take another look at whatever historical event. All of it now predominantly is, is. None of. Very little of it is useful. Very little of it is actually useful. And it's very hard to connect it to benefits of it to your life unless you want to go insane. Unless you go, I was actually, I

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

want to go insane.

[Tim Dillon]

And then you go, well, this makes a lot of sense watching a blogger from the 2000s cut himself for 30 minutes. Nobody even what the benefits of this are not a too apparent anymore. So what you're going to see, what you're going to see more of is

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

probably people cut the, cut it out

[Tim Dillon]

of their lives or it's going to just.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

You're going to see a lot more of this. You're going to see a lot more people getting killed.

[Tim Dillon]

Georgia family losing their generational home to

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

make way for an AI data center. I got to be honest with you.

[Tim Dillon]

Let's talk about this because the data centers are coming and a lot of

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

these families I got to be.

[Tim Dillon]

I just don't have the patience for these families. They, they keep going, oh, the water in my house is brown. My home is being taken. They're putting a data center and you're like, I just don't like people who don't like progress. I don't. And there's nothing more apparent than the benefits to me of a large data center that consumes most of the energy in the area and uses it to power artificial intelligence to do all of the jobs that people used to do. That to me is a very clear cut use of resources to better people's lives. And it bothers me that there are people out there that are very sick, that for whatever reason, are afraid of progress, and they are not on board with this. And they are shaking their fist at the sky very get off my lawn Energy. And they say, we want water and we want energy and we want jobs. And I'm here to tell you that that is the old way of life. Water, energy and jobs are the old way of life. You don't get that we can't give you the water and the energy. How are we going to run the data center? The data center is the new thing. It's going to power the future of America.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

Are these data centers. Now here's what's going to happen. We're going to have a lot of homegrown terrorists. Now, the FBI already probably watches the show. Now they're really going to watch it.

[Tim Dillon]

And I'm not. Let me say this right now. I am not for this. Let me say it clear. I'm not for this at all. At all. But I can imagine a world where

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

we have homegrown terrorists that start to attack these data centers kind of already starting to happen.

[Tim Dillon]

But I can certainly imagine a world where we see more and more of

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

this as people resist their own extermination,

[Tim Dillon]

which I'm not for. I'm not for people resisting their own extermination. Let me be very clear to the federal government. I believe people should silently become extinct and not bother anybody. I am not for people trying to fight their own extermination. They should walk into extinction quietly and gracefully and with dignity. So I'm telling. I'm saying this for the federal government right now. I'm telling this right now for JD and Teal and the whole gang, the whole kitten caboodle. I am. I do. Would never want to see a beautiful data center maimed by any of these sick people. I believe people need to accept their fate, accept the reality of where we are, that they are simply not needed. Their right to life, whatever that even is, their right to exist, their right to autonomy, their right to freedom, their right to water or whatever. What even is that? Is water in the Constitution? I think not. And thou shalt. Or whatever, the 10, you know, commandments. Thou shalt have water. No, no, no. The Bill of Rights. You have the right to water? I think not. So here's the deal. I could imagine a world in which people start attacking these data centers because

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

they resist their own extinction.

[Tim Dillon]

Now, I don't. I don't want that world. I. I don't want that world. I want a world like all the tech people. I believe that the best way forward is to, is to exterminate the human race. I believe that's the only thing we could. And I understand there's questions about that. I get it. I get it. I understand that there's questions about the pace of that, the timing of it. Totally. And those are fair questions. It's fair to ask those questions. When am I out of here? Very fair. I support everyone as long as those questions don't become like some weird justification to resist the inevitability that you are leaving the planet. That's all you, you have to accept that. So I. And that's what the tech people have said. And they've been, and let's be honest,

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

they've been pretty open about that.

[Tim Dillon]

And I think we owe them the

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

respect

[Tim Dillon]

because they were. They're pretty open. They go, listen, we're just. It's. It's where we don't know how and when. But the reality is you are not needed anymore. We don't need you. We don't like you. We don't like your customs and traditions and little religions, your families, your children. We don't need any of it. We're building the data center. We're building the data center.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

It used to be.

[Tim Dillon]

There used to be like a town. Now we have a data center. And there's all going to be these old school mining towns where they hire all these people to work for six

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

months and they're going to build the data centers. And then immediately those people will be discarded and thrown away.

[Tim Dillon]

But here's the deal, everybody. The data center is going. It's the new town. Pull up town, small town at Christmas.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

And hit image. Small town Christmas, hit image.

[Tim Dillon]

Hopefully they show us like a town square.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

This could be any holiday, by the way.

[Tim Dillon]

Let's try to find a real one.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

I love that Google can't show us

[Tim Dillon]

any of the real ones anymore. It's all just fake. Is there any type of. Yeah, blow that up. Make that big. There you go. Here you go. This was the old world. Now Google data center.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

And hit image.

[Tim Dillon]

Show us. Show us the big data center. Show us that. Make that big. That's the new world. You got to get on board. You saw the old world, now you. This is the new world. That's the old world. Carriages, people in the street, buildings lit up, people making mirth and merriment, drinking, eating. Now show us the new world.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Data.

[Tim Dillon]

Data. Information. Data. AI so now we're going to watch this news story, but there's some very sick people in our country. That want to resist the data centers and they want. They want clean water and they don't want to be put in some type of encampment. And we, we. This is wrong. It's wrong. There was. This is wrong. I. I do believe that there's no reason that people should view their humanity as a permanent fixture of their time here. That's crazy.

[Reporter or Interviewer]

Yes.

[Tim Dillon]

You're a human for now. You are here today and tomorrow, um, whether you get to exist in the future. What business is that of yours? Relax. We're still figuring it out. Let's take CBS mornings here. Now. These people know they're. They're on. This is a Barry's network. Barry Weiss. These are the highest journalistic standards and integrity because Barry Weiss is over here running the show. Barry Wise, friend of the show media maven Ms. Weiss.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

Let's watch this.

[Homeowner (Georgia Power story)]

Welcome back. Some homeowners in Georgia are being given an ultimatum to sell their homes or the state will get this. Take it to make way for AI Data. Yes, of course.

[Tim Dillon]

What's the problem?

[Homeowner (Georgia Power story)]

I'm a single mom. I worked hard for everything.

[Reporter or Interviewer]

How do you put a price on a home you never intended to sell? One filled with more than two decades of memories?

[Homeowner (Georgia Power story)]

I think I was 5 or 6 when this was built.

[Reporter or Interviewer]

The yard where you buried your pets.

[Tim Dillon]

Hold on. Right now. I don't want anyone listening to this show anymore.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

If you can't see.

[Tim Dillon]

If you can't see why this woman

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

and her children should be kicked out of their home to build a data center, I don't want you to listen to the show.

[Tim Dillon]

Truly, I don't want you to listen to the program. If you can't see the need to

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

kick this family out of that home so that they can build a data center for Kevin o'. Leary. I don't want you to listen to the show.

[Tim Dillon]

If billionaires cannot kick families out of their generational homes to build data centers,

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

I don't want to live in this country.

[News Reporter]

Sorry.

[Tim Dillon]

And I don't want you listening to the show. If there's even a small part of you, if there's even a tiny smidgen of you that says to yourself, hey, that does seem a little fucked up. Fuck you, man. I want my billionaires to be happy. And they like data centers. Here's the thing about billionaires. They love data centers. They like having sex with children and

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

they like data centers.

[Tim Dillon]

I don't know what's what they like more. It's like children gotta fuck em. But also data centers love it. It's Hard. What do they like more? Children on an island? Who they kill or data centers? Hard to know. But we. We want them to be happy. Because otherwise, blah, blah China. Blah, blah, China.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

China will lose to China. Blah, blah, China. China. Blah, blah China. China, blah China.

[Tim Dillon]

So that's just the truth. If you have any objection to this mother and her children being thrown on the street for a data center, I

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

say to you, China, China, China, blah China. Losing China, China, blah China.

[Tim Dillon]

What's your response to that, dummy? Let's watch the rest of this, please.

[Reporter or Interviewer]

House that fed your family.

[Interviewee or Reporter]

When you talk about what being on this property means to you. Yeah, right. It's Yalls.

[Homeowner (Georgia Power story)]

It's ours. It's our family. We belong here.

[Reporter or Interviewer]

But Ainsley Brown's childhood home likely won't be here much longer. That's because the state's largest utility, Georgia Power, says it needs the area to make way for a 35 mile long transmission line. Yes, Georgia Power has been here for

[Interviewee or Reporter]

as long as Ansley's mother has owned this property. It's just beyond the tree line.

[Reporter or Interviewer]

Now, with the expansion of this latest project, they're looking to take the two and a half acres the house sits on. Georgia Power says increasing demand has outpaced the capacity of its existing grid. And building a new transmission line requires acquiring more than 300 parcels of land, including residential properties.

[Interviewee or Reporter]

What did your mom tell you? She wanted for this property to be generational wealth.

[Homeowner (Georgia Power story)]

True. Generational wealth was the idea.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

Well, hold on, honey.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Slow down.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

Slow it down. Generational wealth.

[Tim Dillon]

Hold on.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Maybe they're the greedy ones. Are they the greedy ones? Are they the greedy ones? Are these people the greedy ones? And are the billionaires good? In a world where moral questions are complicated? Billionaires are greedy, but so are the people in Georgia in a world where decisions are made based on information.

[Tim Dillon]

All right, so let's keep. Let's keep listening to her. Maybe she makes a good argument here, because her argument is this. So far, I don't want to be

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

thrown in the street for a data center. Keep going.

[Reporter or Interviewer]

Georgia Power estimates 70 to 80% of the power on this new line is expected to help serve data centers. It says the remaining 20 to 30% of power will serve the state's growing residential and commercial demand.

[Interviewee or Reporter]

Georgia Power told us that they feel as if they've done this process responsibly.

[Donald Trump]

Yes.

[Interviewee or Reporter]

What would you say to that?

[Homeowner (Georgia Power story)]

I disagree. You can't tear down 35 miles of rural Georgia and it not hurt something or somebody. And to say that you're doing it in the name of data centers is a slap in the face to us, our community, our animals.

[Reporter or Interviewer]

Brown's mother.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Hold on for me. Can you stop? I don't love her attitude. I don't love her attitude. I just don't love her attitude.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

I'm trying to understand her point of view.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

It's very difficult.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

Should we not have the data center?

[Tim Dillon]

Well, what about China? What if China wins this AI race? I don't get it. Like, I'm trying to wrap my head around what her point is.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

I'm supposed to care that she has a greenhouse.

[Tim Dillon]

We're fighting China. So I guess the point is that I. I know it's sad that you have to leave, but, like, people want data centers. People really like AI you know, especially

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

if they have money.

[Tim Dillon]

People that money don't like AI, but these people with monies think it's going to be great. You ever listen to a criminal talk about AI? It's their favorite thing. Criminals love AI. They love it. They love it. Why don't we send these. This family to Miami so they can sit down with a couple of Adderall snorting criminals and talk about AI? I'm sure they'll feel better. Don't they understand that they should be using AI to build their personal brand? Here's what I would ask AI if I was them. Hey, Chad, GPT. Can you turn my personal brand into. From homeless bum into thriving entrepreneur? How do I do that? Let's keep watching this. This is obviously very sad, but I gotta be honest. You know, the more I think about it, I am. I am starting to see what the billionaires are saying, because what the. Here's the billionaire's point.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

Okay, let's give them a fair hearing.

[Tim Dillon]

The billionaire's point is this. This family could live somewhere else. That's what they're saying. They're saying, hey, you live here today, but maybe not tomorrow.

[Reporter or Interviewer]

So let's finish this agreement with Georgia Power to sell. Brown says if she didn't, the utility could have sought to acquire her property.

[Tim Dillon]

Here's how you do this, by the way.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

Here's how you.

[Mint Mobile Announcer]

This.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

If you get to do this, you got to give them, like, so many,

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

so much more than the value of the house.

[Tim Dillon]

You got to go in and go, what's your house worth?

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

300,000? 350. Here's. Here's two million bucks. Now your kids go to school and everything. Now, I'm not for this. I think this is all a big problem, and it's the extermination of the human race, which. And by. If the government's listening, I hope they go.

[Tim Dillon]

I hope they accept class Cl in a classy way. Be a classy gal or guy about it, but, you know, you got to give people a shitload of money. But let's keep finishing this because this is interesting. This is our biggest. This is our biggest.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

This is our biggest historic thing.

[Reporter or Interviewer]

Could have sought to acquire her property through eminent domain, a legal process that allows private property to be taken with compensation for projects determined to serve a public purpose.

[Georgia Power Spokesperson]

All power generation starts somewhere.

[Reporter or Interviewer]

Holly Lovett is a Stranger Power spokesperson.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Good.

[Georgia Power Spokesperson]

Eminent domain is always, you know, a last resort.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

Word up.

[Georgia Power Spokesperson]

And it's something we never want to do.

[Homeowner (Georgia Power story)]

To us, it's theft. It's literally a billion dollar company stealing land.

[Tim Dillon]

We've heard her point.

[Homeowner (Georgia Power story)]

Smaller people, people who can't fight back. We don't have the money to fight Georgia Power.

[Reporter or Interviewer]

So that's why a few months later, Hensley took her story to Tick Tock.

[Homeowner (Georgia Power story)]

My childhood home is being taken by Georgia Power.

[Tim Dillon]

God, Tick Tock.

[Reporter or Interviewer]

And sharing stories of others in similar situations.

[Homeowner (Georgia Power story)]

What is it taking from her?

[Tim Dillon]

Look behind here's.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

By the way, here's the point. Here's what, here's what that should happen.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

If they want to make a point. If they want to make a point, okay? And I'm.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

And I'm not. And I don't, you know me. I don't say anything lightly on the show. I'm. I consider everything I say.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

I consider.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

If they want to make a point about this, they have to, like.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Do they have to, like, blow themselves up or something? Like, they have to strap bombs to themselves and blow themselves up.

[Tim Dillon]

Go like, hey, you want the. You want our home? Well, guess what? We're gonna do y' all a favor and we're gonna fucking level it for you. Hey, Georgia Power.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

And see, then, then it might get some attention, but it wouldn't work. It wouldn't work because the AI people

[Tim Dillon]

would go, oh, cool.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

And then, you know, but, but here's the thing.

[Tim Dillon]

If you want to have a moral victory, you.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

You do have to be willing to become a suicide bomber.

[Tim Dillon]

Folks, I, you know, I'm telling you, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. This, this whole thing is satirical. Look at this. We have the lobster here. But I'm saying this. They. She has to be willing to walk

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

into Georgia Power with a suicide vest on and blow it up.

[Tim Dillon]

And if she's not, there's nothing to do. You have to be willing to engage in.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

Be.

[Reporter or Interviewer]

Be.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

As.

[Tim Dillon]

Become a suicide bomber. Because she's right.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

She goes, we don't have the money

[Tim Dillon]

to fight Church of Power.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

You're absolutely right.

[Tim Dillon]

But you have. You have your jacket, and you could. You could put a bomb in it, and you could walk into a building

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

and blow it up,

[Tim Dillon]

and that's going to. And again, I'm not calling for it. I don't want it to happen.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

This is a satirical program.

[Tim Dillon]

But I will tell you this. You know, that's kind of the. That's kind of the move, I think,

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

for a lot of these people, unfortunately, that are encountering all this stuff is they're gonna. They will have to start getting suicide vests.

[Tim Dillon]

Because we always judge the suicide bombers. When we grew up, we're like, those people are crazy. But now you're like, oh, maybe a lot of them just felt like they

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

didn't have a choice.

[Tim Dillon]

Truly. Truly. Now, I'm no fan of suicide bombing, and I would never, ever call for it or want to do it myself, but I am saying that if this family wants to fight back, it is

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

maybe their only option is to start. Because think about American suicide bombers for a minute. Let's just let our mind go there. It is interesting, is it not? It is kind of interesting to think about, like, an American suicide bomber. Like a Mall Godiva, that chocolate store just blowing it up, and then it's just. Just fudge, just chocolate everywhere. Kind of like a. Like a Willy Wonka. Just walk into a Mall Godiva and just go, all right, let's finish this here.

[Homeowner (Georgia Power story)]

Taking this entire backyard, what do you

[Interviewee or Reporter]

say to someone who will push back on any sort of offer that's out there and say, well, the price tag can't replace memories.

[Georgia Power Spokesperson]

Oh, gosh. You know, it almost makes sense. Me, emotional, because I. I have those memories in, like, my house, and I get how deeply personal people's homes are. I would just say that.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

But.

[Georgia Power Spokesperson]

But we see you and we hear you, and we want this process to be respectful and transparent.

[Tim Dillon's Co-host]

You gotta blow up.

[Georgia Power Spokesperson]

And that is going to ultimately benefit.

[Tim Dillon]

Gotta blow it up.

[Homeowner (Georgia Power story)]

You.

[Reporter or Interviewer]

Brown doesn't buy that. And while she knows it's too late to save her home, she says she doesn't want to see this happen to anyone else.

[Homeowner (Georgia Power story)]

My mom wants an apology. She wants an apology from Georgia Power. That's it.

[Interviewee or Reporter]

And it's because of how she feels, as if she's been treated.

[Mint Mobile Announcer]

Yeah.

[Homeowner (Georgia Power story)]

Yeah. I mean, for an entire year, they have bullied her, and there is no sorry. So that's what we want. We want an apology from Georgia Power.

[Guest or Additional Commentator]

Honey, put on the vest, baby. Baby cakes, you're not getting an apology. Put on the vest. Walk in to Georgia Power with that woman who just did that interview and that that woman who just did that interview and say, I've been thinking about it, and I want to come in, and I wanted an apology from you, but I actually want to give you an apology. I understand that you're in a tough position, and I understand that you're just doing your job. And I want to tell you from the bottom of my heart, I'm just doing mine. And then the woman's going to look at her and say, thank you for understanding, you know, and then you just look at her and you go, inshallah,