Podcast
The Todd-Marshall Delirium
Hosted by Bryan Todd & Cuyler Marshall · EN
A GenZer and a GenXer rage about every damnable topic under heaven. Featuring Bryan Todd and Cuyler Marshall.
22episodes
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We've All Been Bifurcating Since LUCA, Would You Drop a "Gadzooks"? and My Fiancee Has Stopped Listening
2w ago01:00:31Tap to summarizeAlso:• We Are Occupied By Memes• Tell Someone You're Going to Pinch a Loaf• He is a Deeply Silly Man• A Pox on You and Your Family• Everyone's Got a Posture-Fest• Guerrilla Warfare Among British Eccentrics• You're Getting His 1,000-Yard Stare• My Dad's Very Potent Reality Distortion Field• The Pearl-Clutching Outrage• Find a Way to Make More of Them DieRecorded May 9, 2026.
Transcribe →In Terms of Shafts, It is Better to Give Than to Receive
3w ago01:06:33Tap to summarizeAlso:• Filthy, and Full of Marshall Mathers and Polio• Backing the Wrong Proverbial God-Horse• A Game of Who Can Jizz More• If a Comedian Has a Tight 20 on Sodomy• Intra-Feminine Character Assassination• I Thought Hookah Was Going to Take Over• Just a Flutter of a Nutty Edam Cheese• A Screaming Fit Over Basil Plants• Eating Baby Food and Worshipping a Rock• And Genocides Up the WazooRecorded May 1, 2026.
Transcribe →That is Statistically, Biologically, Demonstrably, Categorically Impossible
May 101:25:47Tap to summarizeAlso:• Birdsong and Frogs and Hoots and Hollers and Yowls• A Throat or Other Fleshy Appendage• If That Tickles Your Pickle, Great• Cut That Shit Off, Dog• You Would Have to Have a Moose Cock• Three Ways to Say "Potato"• Their Own Supply of Helium in the Basement• But We Still Look for Sponge Bob• A Whole Lot of Barbed Clauses and Caveats• Would You Love Me if I Was a Worm?Recorded April 25, 2026.
Transcribe →Lower Bananas and Scalding Hot Oatmeal Into His Mouth
Apr 2401:06:28Tap to summarizeAlso:• Schmoozing All Day is Not Half Bad• Yup, That's My Species• She Put Your What in Your Tuchus?• A Very Important Part of a Three-Martini Lunch• If You're Weird, a Little Bit of Pickled Brine• Navigate Corporeally Through This Realm• I'm Assuming That's Yiddish• Until People Start Boning, This is Not Data• You're Shit-Faced at 3 p.m.• Jumpin' Jehovah James, That's Hot!Recorded April 16, 2026.
Transcribe →It's Not Cannibalism, It's Theophagy!
Apr 1701:17:22Tap to summarizeAlso:• Slingshotting to the Moon Under Another Name• Ix-Nay on the Ihad-Jay• Summarily Identified By the Fedoras on Their Heads• Our Military-Industrial Salchicha• One or Two Segments of Your Pinky Finger• A Variety of Public Beatings, Stonings, or Other Forms of Execution• Actual Shit Stains Left on the Seats• Social Cohesion by Way of Sex • Kind of a Dickhole Thing to Do to a Landlord• They're Still Sweet as ButtonsRecorded April 10, 2026.
Transcribe →We're Not Opening With Pig Brains in a Hot Pot
Apr 1001:08:50Tap to summarizeAlso:• Beat the Dead Horse Till it Stops Spitting Out Money• Don't Tell Me It Was Will Smith!• I Think There Was Some Donkey in There Too• Little Old Ladies in Frog Costumes• Elaborate on the Provincial and the Bass-Ackwards• Are You Familiar With Skibidi Toilet?• Their Mandarin is Laughably Coarse and Grating• Tomatoes Cooked in Lead-Lined Pans• What Country Isn't a Mixed-Economy Surveillance State?• Extend That Unreality Till You're DeadRecorded April 2, 2026.
Transcribe →Catastrophic Depletion, Hire a Guy With Homicidal Ennui, and Enneagram 5 is the Barn Owl
Apr 301:05:44Tap to summarizeAlso:• Somewhere Between Vladimir Lenin and Stevie Wonder• Fighting, Obsession, Drama, or Death• There's Something Wrong With Mrs. Washburn• I Will Credit the Nazis on This• A Fun Story From the World of Prostate Cancer• Wolverines and a Bunch of Stupid Poodles• They Confiscated Everyone's Bicycles• That's Not How You Make a Remoulade Sauce!• Veer Away and Watch for the G-Forces• A Trans-Dimensional Front-Loading Washing MachineRecorded March 30, 2026.
Transcribe →Happyquinox! and Slightly Awkward, Barky Mandarin
Mar 2701:09:46Tap to summarizeAlso:• The Xerox Machine is Erotic to Me• They Think He's a Dumbshit Meathead• I Actually Like Yak• Streaming From Most of Your Facial Orifices• One of the God-Kings of Meme Culture• Get Soggy and Start to Slough Off• Integrated Corn on the Cob• Sucking Teats of Cows for Nourishment• Heroin, Carbohydrates, and a Monthly Salary• Don't You Dare, You Pig!Recorded March 20, 2026.
Transcribe →Roll Up a Funny Little Devil's Cigarette, I Missed Seattle Grunge Entirely, and He Sinks His Emotions Into Bees
Mar 2001:05:25Tap to summarizeAlso:• All Commerce is a Circle Jerk• Bio-Psychological Chemistry Not Conducive to Good Decision Making• It's the Group Peacocking I really Miss• Horrible Burning Smelly Ash Heap Dystopian Detroit• It Looks Like Puyallup• That's a Lot More Chutzpah Than I Got• Not as Toxic as the Strip Clubs• You Were a Doppelgänger of Me• Guys, Where are All the Cats?• And I'm Barely Lower Middle ClassRecorded March 13, 2026.
Transcribe →He Discovered He Had On a Green Hat
Mar 1301:08:08Tap to summarizeAlso:• Proposals of Marriage Flooding in From Around the Globe• Virtuosity? I Call It Gymnastics• A New Plant Named Cliff• Fly Into a Rage and Shatter Your Only Guitar• When a Tour Bus Rolled and Fell on Him• Please Join My Polycule• Reach Across This Counter and Beat Somebody's Ass• By the Way ... Necrophilia?• Or Any of Those Other Breastaurants• Mutualistic Opportunistic ManipulationRecorded March 6, 2026.
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