Podcast
The Todd-Marshall Delirium
Hosted by Bryan Todd & Cuyler Marshall · EN
A GenZer and a GenXer rage about every damnable topic under heaven. Featuring Bryan Todd and Cuyler Marshall.
25episodes
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Love as an Entanglement, a Closeness, a Binding, a Hold, a Touch, a Clutch, an Entwinement
1w ago01:09:19Tap to summarizeAlso:• One of Those North Pole Igloos You Can Sleep In• We Are Not in Rural Pakistan• Anecdotes From the Peloponnesian War• You Would Still Have Magnificent Hair• Because It's Cole F***ing Porter• Weird Pacts That Weirdo Kids Make• They're Just in a Scooby Doo Costume• I Have Not Sired Any Children That I Know Of• Pull a Bo Burnham in About 10 Years• He's Got This Big Long Wispy BeardRecorded June 2, 2026.
Transcribe →I Think Rastafonkey is Dead, and The Other Polar End of Seasonal Affective Disorder
2w ago01:20:29Tap to summarizeAlso:• I've Seen a Shrew on the Blasket• You Rapscallion Bastards!• Aggressively, Offensively British• Admire Me Until My Memoir Comes Out• This is Bush League, James• The Amount of Oxytocin That Goes Through Her Brain• A 13-Year-Old's Unavoidable Boner• Stuck in the Rinse Cycle of Resentment• Valiantly Committing Seppuku• A Metric By Which I Can Whip MyselfRecorded May 26, 2026.
Transcribe →If One of You is Feeling Randy and the Other is Feeling Queasy
3w ago01:08:01Tap to summarizeAlso:• Including, But Not Limited to, Cholera and Dysentery• He's Like a Conjoined Twin of Bob• They're Pissed When They See My Numbers• I'm Looking at You, Immanuel Kant!• Never Mind What the Pentecostals are Doing• They Ooze Blue• Three More Albums in the Banana Stand• I Never Interacted With Thor• If It's Too Long It Gets Lopped Off• Hire Private Israeli Militias to Get His Brother Out of a Hong Kong PrisonRecorded May 19, 2026.
Transcribe →We've All Been Bifurcating Since LUCA, Would You Drop a "Gadzooks"? and My Fiancee Has Stopped Listening
May 1501:00:31Tap to summarizeAlso:• We Are Occupied By Memes• Tell Someone You're Going to Pinch a Loaf• He is a Deeply Silly Man• A Pox on You and Your Family• Everyone's Got a Posture-Fest• Guerrilla Warfare Among British Eccentrics• You're Getting His 1,000-Yard Stare• My Dad's Very Potent Reality Distortion Field• The Pearl-Clutching Outrage• Find a Way to Make More of Them DieRecorded May 9, 2026.
Transcribe →In Terms of Shafts, It is Better to Give Than to Receive
May 801:06:33Tap to summarizeAlso:• Filthy, and Full of Marshall Mathers and Polio• Backing the Wrong Proverbial God-Horse• A Game of Who Can Jizz More• If a Comedian Has a Tight 20 on Sodomy• Intra-Feminine Character Assassination• I Thought Hookah Was Going to Take Over• Just a Flutter of a Nutty Edam Cheese• A Screaming Fit Over Basil Plants• Eating Baby Food and Worshipping a Rock• And Genocides Up the WazooRecorded May 1, 2026.
Transcribe →That is Statistically, Biologically, Demonstrably, Categorically Impossible
May 101:25:47Tap to summarizeAlso:• Birdsong and Frogs and Hoots and Hollers and Yowls• A Throat or Other Fleshy Appendage• If That Tickles Your Pickle, Great• Cut That Shit Off, Dog• You Would Have to Have a Moose Cock• Three Ways to Say "Potato"• Their Own Supply of Helium in the Basement• But We Still Look for Sponge Bob• A Whole Lot of Barbed Clauses and Caveats• Would You Love Me if I Was a Worm?Recorded April 25, 2026.
Transcribe →Lower Bananas and Scalding Hot Oatmeal Into His Mouth
Apr 2401:06:28Tap to summarizeAlso:• Schmoozing All Day is Not Half Bad• Yup, That's My Species• She Put Your What in Your Tuchus?• A Very Important Part of a Three-Martini Lunch• If You're Weird, a Little Bit of Pickled Brine• Navigate Corporeally Through This Realm• I'm Assuming That's Yiddish• Until People Start Boning, This is Not Data• You're Shit-Faced at 3 p.m.• Jumpin' Jehovah James, That's Hot!Recorded April 16, 2026.
Transcribe →It's Not Cannibalism, It's Theophagy!
Apr 1701:17:22Tap to summarizeAlso:• Slingshotting to the Moon Under Another Name• Ix-Nay on the Ihad-Jay• Summarily Identified By the Fedoras on Their Heads• Our Military-Industrial Salchicha• One or Two Segments of Your Pinky Finger• A Variety of Public Beatings, Stonings, or Other Forms of Execution• Actual Shit Stains Left on the Seats• Social Cohesion by Way of Sex • Kind of a Dickhole Thing to Do to a Landlord• They're Still Sweet as ButtonsRecorded April 10, 2026.
Transcribe →We're Not Opening With Pig Brains in a Hot Pot
Apr 1001:08:50Tap to summarizeAlso:• Beat the Dead Horse Till it Stops Spitting Out Money• Don't Tell Me It Was Will Smith!• I Think There Was Some Donkey in There Too• Little Old Ladies in Frog Costumes• Elaborate on the Provincial and the Bass-Ackwards• Are You Familiar With Skibidi Toilet?• Their Mandarin is Laughably Coarse and Grating• Tomatoes Cooked in Lead-Lined Pans• What Country Isn't a Mixed-Economy Surveillance State?• Extend That Unreality Till You're DeadRecorded April 2, 2026.
Transcribe →Catastrophic Depletion, Hire a Guy With Homicidal Ennui, and Enneagram 5 is the Barn Owl
Apr 301:05:44Tap to summarizeAlso:• Somewhere Between Vladimir Lenin and Stevie Wonder• Fighting, Obsession, Drama, or Death• There's Something Wrong With Mrs. Washburn• I Will Credit the Nazis on This• A Fun Story From the World of Prostate Cancer• Wolverines and a Bunch of Stupid Poodles• They Confiscated Everyone's Bicycles• That's Not How You Make a Remoulade Sauce!• Veer Away and Watch for the G-Forces• A Trans-Dimensional Front-Loading Washing MachineRecorded March 30, 2026.
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