Podcast
The Todd-Marshall Delirium
Hosted by Bryan Todd & Cuyler Marshall · EN
A GenZer and a GenXer rage about every damnable topic under heaven. Featuring Bryan Todd and Cuyler Marshall.
28episodes
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At the Facility in Tecumseh, Living at Her Majesty's Pleasure
2w ago01:07:40Tap to summarizeAlso:• Extraordinarily Tragic and Metaphorically Resonant• As Urine Dribbles From the Third Rail• Shoot Up Some Heroin and Work on My Novel• We Fly Away Like Freshly Fed Pigeons• Don't Know How They Navigate a Polycule• Clavicular Was Mid-Jestergooning• Zen Buddhists Feel the Same Way About Bruce Lee• Did She Hit a Really Good Spliff?• I Have to Bathe My Neighbor's Chihuahuas• Healing China, One Slur at a TimeRecorded June 23, 2026.
Transcribe →Part of a Well-Hung Jury, Mom Spaghetti, and Orgasms During Childbirth
3w ago01:09:31Tap to summarizeAlso:• Understand the Physics of Open Houses• Here, Have Some Charcuterie• A Snub-Nosed Turtle Floating in the Jar• Unga-Bunga That With a Palm Tree and Two Hands• In What Dimension is a Chihuahua a Good Dog?• Conjured From the Ether of Chicagoland • Process Me and Give Me a F***ing Baloney Sandwich• Three Instances of Baby Mama Drama• He Was an Exceptionally Cantankerous Man• In the Liminal Space of Bureaucratic Potentiation• Someone Who Conjures Eldritch BeingsRecorded June 16, 2026.
Transcribe →A Large Advocacy Movement for Shrimp
4w ago01:08:16Tap to summarizeAlso:• Just a Crab, Happy in the Hot Tub• Shouldn't the Homeless Rabbi Be at the Core?• Without Killing Actual Frogs• Acknowledge the Sneering Resentment I Have• Some Unimaginably Massive Scab• When That Horse Stops Spitting Out Money• Or Lop Some Limbs Off• Rich People Do Not Go to the Bargain Bin• Cuyler Has Slurs on the Brain• Grinding My Teeth at How Much I Hate the PastorRecorded June 9, 2026.
Transcribe →Love as an Entanglement, a Closeness, a Binding, a Hold, a Touch, a Clutch, an Entwinement
Jun 1201:09:19Tap to summarizeAlso:• One of Those North Pole Igloos You Can Sleep In• We Are Not in Rural Pakistan• Anecdotes From the Peloponnesian War• You Would Still Have Magnificent Hair• Because It's Cole F***ing Porter• Weird Pacts That Weirdo Kids Make• They're Just in a Scooby Doo Costume• I Have Not Sired Any Children That I Know Of• Pull a Bo Burnham in About 10 Years• He's Got This Big Long Wispy BeardRecorded June 2, 2026.
Transcribe →I Think Rastafonkey is Dead, and The Other Polar End of Seasonal Affective Disorder
Jun 501:20:29Tap to summarizeAlso:• I've Seen a Shrew on the Blasket• You Rapscallion Bastards!• Aggressively, Offensively British• Admire Me Until My Memoir Comes Out• This is Bush League, James• The Amount of Oxytocin That Goes Through Her Brain• A 13-Year-Old's Unavoidable Boner• Stuck in the Rinse Cycle of Resentment• Valiantly Committing Seppuku• A Metric By Which I Can Whip MyselfRecorded May 26, 2026.
Transcribe →If One of You is Feeling Randy and the Other is Feeling Queasy
May 2901:08:01Tap to summarizeAlso:• Including, But Not Limited to, Cholera and Dysentery• He's Like a Conjoined Twin of Bob• They're Pissed When They See My Numbers• I'm Looking at You, Immanuel Kant!• Never Mind What the Pentecostals are Doing• They Ooze Blue• Three More Albums in the Banana Stand• I Never Interacted With Thor• If It's Too Long It Gets Lopped Off• Hire Private Israeli Militias to Get His Brother Out of a Hong Kong PrisonRecorded May 19, 2026.
Transcribe →We've All Been Bifurcating Since LUCA, Would You Drop a "Gadzooks"? and My Fiancee Has Stopped Listening
May 1501:00:31Tap to summarizeAlso:• We Are Occupied By Memes• Tell Someone You're Going to Pinch a Loaf• He is a Deeply Silly Man• A Pox on You and Your Family• Everyone's Got a Posture-Fest• Guerrilla Warfare Among British Eccentrics• You're Getting His 1,000-Yard Stare• My Dad's Very Potent Reality Distortion Field• The Pearl-Clutching Outrage• Find a Way to Make More of Them DieRecorded May 9, 2026.
Transcribe →In Terms of Shafts, It is Better to Give Than to Receive
May 801:06:33Tap to summarizeAlso:• Filthy, and Full of Marshall Mathers and Polio• Backing the Wrong Proverbial God-Horse• A Game of Who Can Jizz More• If a Comedian Has a Tight 20 on Sodomy• Intra-Feminine Character Assassination• I Thought Hookah Was Going to Take Over• Just a Flutter of a Nutty Edam Cheese• A Screaming Fit Over Basil Plants• Eating Baby Food and Worshipping a Rock• And Genocides Up the WazooRecorded May 1, 2026.
Transcribe →That is Statistically, Biologically, Demonstrably, Categorically Impossible
May 101:25:47Tap to summarizeAlso:• Birdsong and Frogs and Hoots and Hollers and Yowls• A Throat or Other Fleshy Appendage• If That Tickles Your Pickle, Great• Cut That Shit Off, Dog• You Would Have to Have a Moose Cock• Three Ways to Say "Potato"• Their Own Supply of Helium in the Basement• But We Still Look for Sponge Bob• A Whole Lot of Barbed Clauses and Caveats• Would You Love Me if I Was a Worm?Recorded April 25, 2026.
Transcribe →Lower Bananas and Scalding Hot Oatmeal Into His Mouth
Apr 2401:06:28Tap to summarizeAlso:• Schmoozing All Day is Not Half Bad• Yup, That's My Species• She Put Your What in Your Tuchus?• A Very Important Part of a Three-Martini Lunch• If You're Weird, a Little Bit of Pickled Brine• Navigate Corporeally Through This Realm• I'm Assuming That's Yiddish• Until People Start Boning, This is Not Data• You're Shit-Faced at 3 p.m.• Jumpin' Jehovah James, That's Hot!Recorded April 16, 2026.
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