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Jimmy Fallon
From Studio 6P in Rockefeller center in the heart of New York City, Mr. Tonight show, starring Jimmy Fallon. Tonight joins Jimmy and his guest, Dakota Johnson. Jonathan Cross. And featuring the legendary Ruth Crow. Two, one for one. And now here he is, Jimmy Fallon. Sam, come on. That's embarrassment. Come on. I love you. Thank you, thank you.
Enjoy yourself. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the Tonight Show.
You here, you made it.
Thank you for watching at home. It was a beautiful day here in New York City, wasn't it? Beautiful. Although. Although it's hard to feel safe outside knowing that Todd and Julie Chrisley are back roaming the streets. Yeah, it was a gorgeous day. It was so nice. You. Elon Musk was wearing sunglasses, but that was just to cover his black eye. Yeah. Elon Musk has officially left the federal government and he showed up to his farewell event in the Oval Office with a black eye. Take a look at this. Honestly, it's jarring to see Elon's face with any color. Elon was in the Oval Office with a black eye. Trump was like, if you needed some cover up, I have tons of it. Orange number 36. I have autumnal squash. I have a baby pumpkin. Elon claims the bruise was the result of his kid punching him while they were horsing around. Yep, one of his kids punched him, which narrows it down to about 100 suspects. I don't know who it is. I'm probably in the audience tonight. Yeah. Elon showed up to his farewell event in the Oval Office with a black eye. He said that his son hit him while they were playing. But a lot of people think that sounds made up. Sounds like an excuse. So right now Elon's explaining it using a special excuse generator. Really? Yeah. Check out how it works. When people ask, how'd you get that black eye? It tells them to say, I went to New York wearing a Pacer's jersey. See what I'm saying? It's different excuses. Like, I see. So here's another. Here's another. He could say, I rode an elevator with Patti LuPone. I mean, this is.
Anything. Could.
He could also say, I told TRUMP that the McRib is never coming back. I mean, this is fighting stuff. Finally. He could say I cross the street in front of a self driving Tesla. I just. These are good excuses.
Anything.
He uses anything except this kid punches in the eye. More news from the White House. Apparently Trump is upset that people are making fun of him going back on his tariffs by calling him Taco, which stands for Trump always chickens out. Yep. Trump was like, oh, it's more like pizza president is awesome. Switching gears to some TV news here. Netflix just announced that they're releasing the final season of Stranger Things this fall. I'm excited. Fans are excited because it's been three whole years since the last season came out. Yeah, it's been a while. Just check out the promo I saw for the finale. Look at it.
Dakota Johnson
The fifth and final season of Stranger Things is almost here. And it's time for one last adventure with the entire gang. Mike, Dustin, Lucas, Will and 11 take on Vecna. Stranger Things 5. Oh, they're old.
Jimmy Fallon
Growing up. Indeed. Well, get this. I read that Mattel is working on a new movie based on the arcade game Whack a Mole. I gotta say, it's an interesting choice. So here now to talk about it is self proclaimed whack a Mole expert, Jon Off. Welcome to the show, Jon.
Hey, Jimmy. Hey, Jimmy.
Jon Off
Great to be here.
Jimmy Fallon
So you're a whack a mole expert. What exactly does that mean?
Jon Off
Well, it means just that I know everything there is about Whack a Mole, Jimmy. It's my passion. After all these years of doing it, I've become an expert.
Jimmy Fallon
Okay, how did you get into it?
Jon Off
Let's see. I must have started whacking around the time I was 12 or 13. Yeah, the first time I whacked, I was like, hey, I'm really good at this. I didn't tell anyone.
Jimmy Fallon
Right? No. Where do you play?
Jon Off
Oh, Jimmy, I've literally whacked everywhere. I've whacked in arcades, I've whacked in carnivals. I even have a set up now so I can whack all night at home. Sometimes my mom yells down to the basement, john, the whole damn house can hear you whacking. You're shaking the foundation.
Jimmy Fallon
You know what? Let's just forget about Whack a Mole. Are there any other games that you like to play?
Jon Off
Oh, I really love the game. Bop it.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh, yeah, that's fun.
Jon Off
Yeah, it's great. Cause you can yank it, tug it, pull it, squeeze it, twist it, jerk it.
Jimmy Fallon
Okay, we get it, we get it, we get it, we get it. How about any team games? Do you play any sports?
Jon Off
No, I really prefer playing with myself.
Jimmy Fallon
Okay, that's enough. I think that's all the time we have.
Jon Off
Wait, can I just say one more thing? Jimmy, please?
Jimmy Fallon
Um, sure.
Jon Off
I love to masturbate.
Jimmy Fallon
Okay, John, off everyone. You can call me Jack. I will not call you Jack. Get him the hell out of here.
I don't know where he is. Unbelievable. John off is John.
His name is John off. And he wanted you to call him Jack.
Jon Off
Awful.
Jimmy Fallon
Well, some. Some business news. The maker of Nutter Butters, Chips Ahoy and Oreos is suing Aldi for allegedly using packaging that blatantly copies their products. Right. Here's the original packaging on the top, and then the Aldi packaging underneath. Look at that. Yeah, Aldi apologized and as a peace offering, sent Nabisco a bunch of delicious prongles.
Jon Off
Nutter Butter.
Jimmy Fallon
Hey, I saw that Tinder is testing out a new height filter so users can set height requirements for their matches. That's great. They fixed the 48 thing wrong with Tinder. Yep. Guys on Tinder lie about their height. Apparently, women are expecting Nutter Butters and they're getting peanut butter cream cookies instead. Some more. Some more business news. Tesla is allowing customers to trade in their cybertrucks. Oh, yep. They even put out a message. Look at this commercial.
Dakota Johnson
We here at Tesla understand that many customers aren't satisfied with the quality of their cybertrucks. And that's why you can now trade in your cybertruck for items of equal value, like a razor scooter, a pair of headphones ordered off Temu, a signed headshot of Kevin Federline, and a half eaten can of sardines left by a train drifter. Trade yours in today.
Jimmy Fallon
Wow. Well, speaking of cars, did you guys hear about the big Volvo recall? It's not good. Watch.
Jonathan Groff
This Volvo is recalling over 400,000 vehicles in the US over an issue with.
Jimmy Fallon
A rear view camera.
What?
Tariq Trotter
Oh, man, I drive a Volvo.
Jimmy Fallon
Geez. Sorry about that, Tariq.
Tariq Trotter
It's okay. I still have my trusty Volkswagen.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh. Oh.
Tariq Trotter
What?
Jimmy Fallon
Roll the clip.
Unknown
More than 170,000 vehicles are being recalled by the Volkswagen Group of America due to a camera glitch.
Jimmy Fallon
What? I'm sorry about that tree man.
Tariq Trotter
How am I supposed to get to the store? I need to buy a vacuum so I can clean up before my big party this weekend.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh, yeah, I'm looking forward to that. What kind of vacuum you need?
Tariq Trotter
Well, either an NCS 6P Pro or an NCS 6T cordless stick vacuum.
Unknown
Stop using the NC S6P Pro and the NCS 6T cordless stick vacuums immediately.
Tariq Trotter
You gotta be kidding me.
Jimmy Fallon
I'm so sorry, Tariq.
Tariq Trotter
It's fine. But I'm still excited for the party because I'm serving everyone ice cream.
Jimmy Fallon
Ooh, nice. What kind?
Tariq Trotter
Oh, you're gonna love this. I got like 16,000 gallons of ice cream and frozen yogurt that was sold in three gallon tubes with best B'tubs. Excuse me.
Unknown
More than 16,000 gallons of ice cream and frozen yogurt have been recalled. The recalled items were sold in 3 gallon tubes with Best tubs. Excuse me.
Tariq Trotter
You know what?
Jimmy Fallon
Fine.
Tariq Trotter
Well, I'll just order some ready to eat meals online.
Jimmy Fallon
What kind?
Tariq Trotter
Well, the products come from a ready to eat food. Excuse me. Company called Fresh and Ready Foods.
Unknown
The products come from a ready to eat food company.
Jimmy Fallon
Excuse me.
Unknown
Company called Fresh and Ready Foods.
Tariq Trotter
That's it, man. I'm done.
Jimmy Fallon
All right, Tariq Trotter, everyone. Tariq Trotter just went big at that party, huh? Bad news. Well, listen to this, guys. A dust cloud the size of the continental US is headed for Florida. People in Florida are nervous while the dust cloud is terrified. They're like, I heard things are happening in Florida. Just to be safe, everyone in Florida wrapped their couch in plastic 50 years ago. And finally, Newark Airport just reopened a closed Runway that was causing massive delays. And they did it in two weeks ahead of schedule. You gotta love the airport. They could be early, they could be late, but they can never be on time.
What a show we have for you tonight. Dakota Johnson is here this evening. Dakota. Jonathan Groff is joining us. We'll be right back with Dakota Johnson. Come on back, everyone.
Tariq Trotter
Do it.
Jimmy Fallon
Yes.
Tariq Trotter
It lets you know y' all still rock the best. That's right.
Jimmy Fallon
Our first guest is a talented actress.
Who stars alongside Pedro Pascal and Chris Evans in the new movie Materialists, which is in theaters June 13th. Everyone, please welcome Dakota Johnson.
That's what I'm talking about. Welcome back, Dakota.
Welcome back. It's always great to see you. Oh, God, no. Are you okay?
Unknown
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
Hey.
Unknown
Hey.
Jimmy Fallon
Hey, bud. You look fantastic.
Unknown
This is the wrong outfit.
Jimmy Fallon
No, no, I think it's perfect.
Unknown
Thanks.
Jimmy Fallon
Done. Just don't.
Unknown
My eyes are up here. Just don't move.
Jimmy Fallon
I don't know where. I can't even look there. I don't know what's. I'm confused. I'm so happy you're back. And it's always great to see you. Do you remember last time I saw you? It was in this building for the SNL50 Saturday Night Live 50th anniversary. And I saw you in the hallway and we talked.
Unknown
That's true.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah. Did you have fun? That was amazing. Wasn't that night crazy?
Unknown
It was really crazy. Didn't you think it was crazy? I feel like everyone thought it was.
Jimmy Fallon
So good, but everyone was in the Best mood. And walking around in, like, nothing really. Everything. Nothing really surprised me. Cause it was like, De Niro's over here.
Unknown
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
I mean, did you see anyone that you freaked out when you go over there?
Unknown
Well, I was watching from under the bleachers where Lauren watches.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh. Yeah.
Unknown
I didn't go and sit in the audience, which I thought was really special.
Jimmy Fallon
Wow, look at you.
Unknown
I know. Cause me and Lauren, you know.
Jimmy Fallon
Was Lauren there?
Unknown
He was, like, going back and forth. When he knew he was gonna be on camera, he'd be in the audience.
Jimmy Fallon
So you were in the bleachers, which is cool. I didn't know that. Do you hang out in the.
Unknown
Tell me if there's a problem.
Jimmy Fallon
Right now there's not a problem. There's almost a problem, but not quite. It's just like a.
Unknown
Keep my posture real good.
Jimmy Fallon
It's just everything is going according to plan.
Unknown
Does anyone have, like, a blanket I could wear? Just kidding.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah, no, it's good. That's perfect. That's perfect. No one will even know the difference. Yeah. Perfect.
Unknown
That was good.
Jimmy Fallon
You look great.
Unknown
Thanks.
Jimmy Fallon
Sneeze. You should sneeze and blow it out.
Unknown
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah.
Unknown
That's when I have a cold. That's what I do.
Jimmy Fallon
I don't want to ruin your. I don't want to ruin your outfit. You look gorgeous.
Unknown
Thanks.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah.
Unknown
Do you want to keep it?
Jimmy Fallon
I'm going to put it. I'm putting this on ebay this evening. You won't believe where this issue dmz. Oh, my gosh. Wait, so you're there in the bleachers?
Unknown
Yes. And I saw, like, all the greatest comedians just, like, walking through, getting ready to go do their bits. It's the coolest thing in the world. Mike Myers. Just preparing, like, in the corner to be a woman who's amazing.
Jimmy Fallon
Like, you're Mike Myers. You don't need to practice. You're just the funniest person ever.
Unknown
And then Pedro was in a sketch, and I, like, hugged him kind of through the wall, and he was standing next to Meryl Streep. And of course, I.
Jimmy Fallon
She was hilarious.
Unknown
I didn't want to ignore her, so I was like, hi. And she reached for me and kissed my hand.
Jimmy Fallon
That's all you. Exactly. You can't buy that reaction. Everyone was like, do it again. No, that was so good.
Unknown
Do it again. One, two, three.
Jimmy Fallon
Good actors. My audiences. I didn't know we could all act. Yeah. Welcome to the drama class. And this is our guest speaker, Dakota Johnson.
Unknown
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
That's amazing. I do love It.
Unknown
It was really special. She probably has no idea who I am. She's just a nice lady.
Jimmy Fallon
No, she does. She does. I wanted to ask you about this because there was a. Elle magazine did this thing called Phoning it in where celebrities prank call other celebrities and you got pranked by Billie Eilish. I don't want anyone hyperventilating. No more of that reaction. But someone would. But all right. But I have a clip. No, I have a clip from that.
Unknown
Episode at your house.
Jimmy Fallon
Take a look at this.
I
Yeah, so I'm being offered a role in a movie where they want me to play, like, a baby. Like, I'm so serious. They want me to play a baby, but they're offering me, like, $500 million.
Unknown
Is it, like, a good script?
I
No, it's really. No, but I really was thinking, though, like, do you know, like, a dialect coach that would be good at teaching me how to, like, be making, like, baby sounds?
Unknown
That was the question. I thought it was like, should I do this job?
Jimmy Fallon
Because you would have been like, don't do that.
Unknown
But I was so. I was like, trying to be a good friend.
Jimmy Fallon
Yes, bitch.
Unknown
I'm gonna get. I love Billy so much, but I was like, oh, okay, you want me to play a baby?
Jimmy Fallon
That's really fun.
Unknown
I was like, wow, are you okay? But like a life size like you and a size baby or a baby sized baby. That was one of my questions.
Jimmy Fallon
You're a good friend.
Unknown
I was just trying to be a good friend.
Jimmy Fallon
Last time you were on our show, we talked about you prank calling people.
Unknown
When you FaceTime roulette.
Jimmy Fallon
FaceTime roulette.
Unknown
Well, that happened. That happened, actually, because I FaceTime rouletted Billy. I don't remember who I was with.
Jimmy Fallon
And you just do it. You pick a random contact, spin it.
Unknown
You go through your phone and you just stop. And then you have to FaceTime that person.
Jimmy Fallon
And then what do you say to them when they answer?
Unknown
Well, well, well, since. Since that, I've actually come up with some really good ones. Like, you call them and you go like, where are you? Are you almost here? We're all about to sit down.
Jimmy Fallon
No matter who it is. Yeah, that's really funny.
Unknown
Like your electrician or like a friend from school.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah.
Unknown
Or you call you FaceTime somebody and then you say, I just wanted to thank you so much for that donation. I can't believe we did that. That was.
Jimmy Fallon
That's really funny.
Unknown
So generous.
Jimmy Fallon
I thought it'd be funny if we maybe just did some prank calls now. Not FaceTime. But these are just random. These are businesses. These are random businesses.
Unknown
Drug World.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah. Drug.
Unknown
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
Is that a good. Which one should we try?
Unknown
I think we should try Drug.
Jimmy Fallon
Roommate. All right, I'll be your roommate. All right, let me see the number.
Unknown
Or let's do Drug World, and my roommate will have a problem. What if they don't answer? Thank you for calling Drug World, your family pharmacy. Thank you for calling Drug World. How may I help you? Hi, my name's Lucy, and I'm calling because my roommate has a really big problem in his butt. He says it's really hurting up in there. And also on the outside. Okay, thanks. You don't have butt problems.
Jimmy Fallon
Should we try someone else?
Unknown
I don't think she wants to speak to us.
Jimmy Fallon
All right, I'm going to call Crazy Tony's Shell.
Unknown
What is that? Probably a. I don't know, seafood restaurant.
Jimmy Fallon
928. Ooh.
Unknown
Ooh. Say that you're stuck in their bathroom.
Jimmy Fallon
Three, four.
Unknown
And there's no toilet paper. You do it.
Jimmy Fallon
Show guests. You're not gonna believe this. Can you help me.
Unknown
Maybe?
Jimmy Fallon
Well, I'm stuck in your bathroom right now and there's no toilet paper. Oh, my.
Unknown
Hold on one second. I'll be right there.
Jimmy Fallon
Wait.
Jonathan Groff
I got out.
Jimmy Fallon
I don't like this.
I don't like that.
She was being nice.
Unknown
She was amazing.
Jimmy Fallon
She was being really nice.
Unknown
Oh, no.
Jimmy Fallon
I felt bad. I don't like doing prank calls.
Unknown
Let's send her flowers.
Jimmy Fallon
My acting is too good.
Jon Off
Meryl?
Jimmy Fallon
Meryl, where are you?
Unbelievable.
Unknown
We will send flowers.
Jimmy Fallon
Yes. She was coming to help me. That was nice. Or maybe she just got out. Maybe she just hung up on me. I don't know. Hey. Oh, that was very funny. Let's talk about your movie, Materialist. Okay.
Yeah, we're excited. People are pumped.
Yeah, well, it's three great people. We love everyone in this movie. It is you, it is Chris Evans, and it is Pedro Pascal. I know. Woo. Did you know either of them before making this movie?
Unknown
I knew Pedro before. I didn't know Chris, but Pedro and I were homies. Oh, yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
You guys hang out all the time.
Unknown
We actually do hang out all the time when we're in the same place.
Jimmy Fallon
I have a photo of you at a Stevie Nicks concert.
Unknown
Oh, yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
Where was this?
Unknown
In London?
Jimmy Fallon
Come on.
Unknown
He's wearing my. That's my sweater. He does that a lot. He takes my clothes. My clothes.
Jimmy Fallon
He does?
Unknown
Yeah. He's, like, always underdressed.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah. So.
Unknown
But, well, I mean, like, he's wearing a T shirt and it's cold outside.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah.
Unknown
Not like he forgot his pants.
Jimmy Fallon
Was he wearing pants?
Unknown
Uh, no.
Jimmy Fallon
That's so funny, though, that he's wearing. That's your sweater.
Unknown
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
I heard that you were gonna tell this story, and this is a weird, coincidental, crazy story. I don't even know if it makes any sense, but I was at a party three years ago, and your dad was sitting next to me. He got forced to sit next to me, and I talked his ear off. He's great. Don Johnson.
Jonathan Groff
Who loves.
Jimmy Fallon
Who doesn't love Don Johnson? So I'm talking to Don Johnson and I. We're having a great time. Or at least I was. And I'm talking to him, and on the way out, I said, take care, Don. Good to see you. He was so nice to me. And I go, by the way, I love your sweater, dude. Isn't that weird? Actually said that I loved his sweater.
Unknown
Did you love it?
Jimmy Fallon
I really did love his sweater. And then the next day, I get a delivery and it's his sweater. Your dad gave me his sweater.
Unknown
That's really cute.
Jimmy Fallon
So I thought it'd be cool if you borrow this. And then you just have little adventures with this. And the next time you come on the show, you can tell me where you were.
Unknown
Like the Sisterhood of the Traveling Cardigan.
Jonathan Groff
Yes.
Jimmy Fallon
It's a new movie, and I'm offering you to do it with me today.
Unknown
Okay.
Jimmy Fallon
You in?
Unknown
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
Fist bump it out, man.
Unknown
Wait, hold on. Are you giving it away because you don't like it?
Jimmy Fallon
No, I really do love him. And I love that sweater.
Unknown
Don't give it away. You're going to take it back after the show.
Jimmy Fallon
I'll take it back now if you want to. But no, I think it could be kind of fun. It's just a little fun challenge. It's a separate challenge. It could be nothing. You don't have to. I don't want you to give it to anyone. Just look how good it looks on you.
You kidding me?
You're at Natural. Yes, that's what we've been waiting for. Now let's talk about the movie Materialists. What is it about?
Unknown
Materialist is about a really young and beautiful. Materialist is about a matchmaker in New York City who is very, very good at her job. And she is also sort of trying to figure out for herself what love means and what is really actually valuable in life.
Jimmy Fallon
And how does Pedro and Chris Evans.
Unknown
Oh, it's sort of a bit of a love triangle.
Jimmy Fallon
It has to be.
Unknown
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
And it's fun, it's funny.
Unknown
Yeah, yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
It's everything.
Unknown
It's great.
Jimmy Fallon
It's everything.
Dakota Johnson, everybody. Materialist is in theaters June 13th. Where we go. Oh, yeah, we're playing again.
Our next guest is a Tony and Grammy winning performer. He stars in the Broadway musical Just in Time, which is playing now at the Circle in the Square Theater. Please welcome one of our favorites, Jonathan Ross. Jonathan Groff. Welcome back.
Jonathan Groff
It's Jimmy Fallon. I'm so happy to be back.
Jimmy Fallon
We have much to discuss. Okay. Since you have been here.
Jonathan Groff
Yes.
Jimmy Fallon
This bird has flown. And you have won a Tony Award. Yes. You're a Tony award winner.
Tony award winner. Jonathan Groff.
Well deserved. Well deserved.
Jonathan Groff
Thank you so much.
Jimmy Fallon
How does it feel to have the Tony Award, but also, how does it feel to. You got your doctorate as well.
Jonathan Groff
Yes, yes. Now, was it like Franklin and Marshall College back in Pennsylvania, where I'm from? Yeah. Such an honor.
Jimmy Fallon
And this is. It was an honor. Was it an honorary doctorate? Yeah. That's how much of an honor it was. That's how much of an honor it was. It was honorary.
Jonathan Groff
I never went to college, so this was like a big deal for me. Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
So now does everyone have to call you doctor?
Jonathan Groff
I make everyone at Circle in the Square Call me Dr. Gro. Dr. Groff.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah, yeah. Dr. Groff.
Jonathan Groff
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
Kind of sounds like a cool doctor.
Jonathan Groff
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
I would like to invite my doctor, Dr. Groff.
Yeah.
Jonathan Groff
Dr. Gro. Off.
Jimmy Fallon
Let's go. I like who. Who accepted the. The honor for you.
Jonathan Groff
Oh, thank you for showing this. This is Sue Fisher, who I also, I thanked her in my Tony speech last year. She is my middle school drama teacher and an incredible teacher. English teacher, drama director at Conestoga Valley Middle School. And she accepted the doctorate on my behalf. I love you, Sue Fisher.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh, come on. She's got to be proud. Yes. She's got to be proud of her. I wish sue, like, did she know that you were going to go this far and win Tonys and be amazing?
Jonathan Groff
She sat me down after the play in middle school and said, you should pursue this as a career. And I had never. I had always loved performing and dressing up and playing pretend, but I never thought of it as a career.
Jimmy Fallon
Were you always getting the leads in middle school? What grade is middle school?
Jonathan Groff
Yeah, well, we did two plays together in seventh grade. We did a version of Hercules where I was horse head number four and hydra head number nine.
Jimmy Fallon
I remember that.
Jonathan Groff
Yeah. Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
That was great.
Jonathan Groff
Really memorable.
Jimmy Fallon
Number four.
Jonathan Groff
Yeah. Number four. Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
You remember 1, 2, 3. Forgettable.
Jonathan Groff
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah.
But four.
Four was like, kid's got something. Yeah. So you stuck with it.
Jonathan Groff
So I stuck with it. And then in eighth grade, to all you students out there, I, like, worked really hard on my audition and I got the lead in the play Best in the West. I played Teddy Best. It was a western play.
Jimmy Fallon
Whoa.
Jonathan Groff
And that was when sue told me that I should pursue it as a career.
Jimmy Fallon
Eighth grade.
Jonathan Groff
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
So any of you kids out there who want to be actors, Jonathan Groff really started in eighth grade.
Jonathan Groff
Yep. Yep.
Jimmy Fallon
That was it. You can do it. I have two little kids that I know. One is my daughter, who is 10 years old. Franny and her friend Johnny love you.
Jonathan Groff
Oh, my God.
Jimmy Fallon
And listen to you every single day of my life. I listen to you as King George every day. We loved you so much in our house. We want. They love you. They love you. Oh, my God. So if you're ever around the Fallon household, you have a place to stay, you have a place to eat. You have a family who loves you.
Jonathan Groff
Thank you so much.
Jimmy Fallon
Thank you so much. No problem. Thank you. I want to say, I don't know if you're on the Internet, really. Do you have Instagram and all these?
Jonathan Groff
I don't. I'm not on any social media.
Jimmy Fallon
So this is what I'm about to show is an exclusive photo that you've brought just for this show.
Jonathan Groff
Yes.
Jimmy Fallon
And you went to the Beyonce concert. Yes. This is.
Jonathan Groff
Yes. Cowboy Carter. Yep. I went on Sunday last.
Jimmy Fallon
How was it?
Jonathan Groff
It was life changing.
Jimmy Fallon
She's amazing, right?
Jonathan Groff
It is life changing. I'm going again on our day off in July to see her in Washington dc.
Jimmy Fallon
No way. Yeah.
Jonathan Groff
I'm obsessed.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah. A lot of stuff.
Jonathan Groff
Have you seen it yet? Have you seen the Cowboy Carter tour?
Jimmy Fallon
Not you gotta go.
Jonathan Groff
It's so good.
Jimmy Fallon
It really is good.
Jonathan Groff
It's so good.
Jimmy Fallon
Maybe I'll go to the DC one.
Jonathan Groff
Yeah, let's go together.
Jimmy Fallon
We'll go together. Ok. All right.
Jonathan Groff
You gotta get an outfit, though.
Jimmy Fallon
Okay, well, this is what. This is what you wore. I don't know if I can get away with this. This is. Explain. Yes, explain what's going on.
Explain yourself.
Explain yourself.
Jonathan Groff
Shout out to Valeria Yamin, one of the incredible cast members of our show, who did this photo shoot with me on our Derek McClain's Tony nominated set at just in time. And also shout out to go at the Leatherman on Christopher Street. Who got me Baby's first chaps.
Jimmy Fallon
These are called Baby's first chaps.
Jonathan Groff
I'm the baby and those are my first chaps. Listen, it was countless, but also I wanted it to feel a little gay, a little nod to Renaissance as well, which I saw. They saw that tour four times. I went with my friends. Yeah, we took four. We took three vans from the show. The cast members and a bunch of my friends went to go see the tour together and it was a total blast.
Jimmy Fallon
Just rate the chaps. How are they to wear?
Jonathan Groff
Oh, my God. It's my new fetish. I learned so much about myself once I got into those chaps.
Jimmy Fallon
Really? Yeah.
Jonathan Groff
The smell of the leather.
Jimmy Fallon
Okay, all right, all right. Let's get into. While we're here, we gotta talk about Broadway. Congratulations, Broadway. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. Just in time. This is an amazing show. You do everything in this. You act, you sing, you dance. It's about Bobby Darin. It's directed by Alex Timbers, who's one of the greatest directors out there. I love him. But you're getting rave reviews on this. I did not know the story about Bobby Darin at all. I just knew he was a great singer. I knew Splish Splash.
Jonathan Groff
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
What other songs? Mack the Knife.
Jonathan Groff
Mack the Knife, beyond the Sea, Dream Lover, if I Were a Carpenter. I mean, the list goes on and on and on. He was a prolific Grammy winning singer. He was an Oscar nominated actor, movie star, songwriter, producer. But by all accounts, he was at the height of his powers when he was at the center of a nightclub floor. So Alex Timbers, visionary director and his design team have transformed the circle in the square into a nightclub with table seating.
Jimmy Fallon
When you go to this play, it feels like you're in at the Copa or something.
Jonathan Groff
Totally. It's like what you dreamed the Copa would feel like is what Alex wanted to create and do.
Jimmy Fallon
People freak out when you start going because you step on tables and dance.
Jonathan Groff
Yeah, it's, it's. There we are.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah, yeah. And you're just.
Jonathan Groff
That's me on a table.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah. And people are just like, oh, this is normal. It's like, dude, this is crazy.
Jonathan Groff
But you know, he was. Bobby Darin was known for dancing with audience members, for interacting with the audience. I say in the show, one of our writers, Isaac Oliver, wrote this line that the relationship between Bobby Darin and the audience was the only relationship he was any good at. Honestly. Same about myself. And that's the. Oh, and that's the. That's the. That's the thing we're celebrating and honoring. And it's Actually quite spiritual with the audience because there's a whole generation of people that have a really primal relationship to Bobby Darin and his music. And we've got people in the audience, even during like the beautiful uptempo songs, just like crying with joy to hear this music in the theater. And then on the flip side of that, we've got like the other night there was this 8 year old girl in the front row in the audience and at the end of the show and I was kind of like winking at her and interacting with her and she was like a little scared. And at the end of the show I got to offer my hand to her and she like lit up and was spinning in circles and dancing. It was so sweet.
Jimmy Fallon
Come on.
Jonathan Groff
And so special to have that audience connection. There's nothing better than this.
Jimmy Fallon
There's nothing better than this. We need an audience. And you're returning. The Tonys are next week.
Jonathan Groff
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
Okay. And you might be two time Tony winner Jonathan Groff. Just saying. We'll find out. We'll find out.
We're gonna find out. But if they know what they're doing, they should.
But you're also going because it just got announced that the original cast of Hamilton will reunite.
Jonathan Groff
Yes.
Jimmy Fallon
Reunite.
And also perform at the Tony awards.
To celebrate the ten year anniversary of the show being on Broadway.
Jonathan Groff
Ten years, that's crazy. I mean, I remember when you were there off Broadway at the public.
Jimmy Fallon
Do you remember that?
Jonathan Groff
Yes. And Lynn was like making you a voice.
Jimmy Fallon
Like a voice like he's my voicemail on my cell phone. Yes. If you call right now, still to this day. Yes. Oh, my God. Yeah. And he was rapping in it.
Jonathan Groff
That was 10 years ago. Can't believe it.
Jimmy Fallon
No, I can't believe that. But that's gonna be great to see everybody.
Jonathan Groff
Oh, my gosh.
Jimmy Fallon
Cause when you get a chance to get together and be like that play made history.
Jonathan Groff
Totally. And to all be together and what they've put together musically is I think people are going to lose their minds.
Jimmy Fallon
Yes, of course they're going to.
Thank you for coming back. Thank you. Congrats on another Tony nomination.
Thank you.
You were the greatest. Jonathan Groff, everybody. For tickets to just in time at the circle in the square theater, go to justintime broadway.com. we'll be right back with more Tonight show.
Yes.
Tariq Trotter
Y' all to the beat. All the heaven people guaranteed to be like having a ball Promoter and I start the motor on top for New York up to south D motor and drink gingerbread or fruit bear song.
Jimmy Fallon
My thanks to Dakota Johnson, Jonathan Brock and the Roots from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Good night, everybody. Get involved, get to get involved. Get, get, get involved. We're getting to a job. Good. Get into it. We going up, y' all going up. Let's get it m. Hold it down.
Jon Off
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The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – Episode Summary
Episode Title: Elon Waves White House Goodbye with a Black Eye | Dakota Johnson, Jonathan Groff
Release Date: June 3, 2025
The episode kicks off with Jimmy Fallon welcoming the audience from Studio 6P at Rockefeller Center, New York City. He dives into a humorous take on recent headlines, setting a lively tone for the evening.
Elon Musk's Oval Office Departure:
Jimmy opens with a comedic report on Elon Musk leaving the federal government. He humorously comments on Musk’s appearance during his farewell event at the Oval Office, noting Musk's black eye which sparked various speculations.
Jimmy Fallon [01:08]: "Elon Musk was wearing sunglasses, but that was just to cover his black eye."
Jimmy humorously conjectures potential excuses Elon might use for his injury, poking fun at Musk's reputation for quirky explanations.
Jimmy Fallon [03:04]: "He could also say, I told TRUMP that the McRib is never coming back. I mean, this is fighting stuff."
Stranger Things Season Finale Announcement:
Transitioning to entertainment news, Jimmy announces the much-anticipated final season of Netflix's Stranger Things, highlighting its return after a three-year hiatus.
Jimmy Fallon [04:12]: "The fifth and final season of Stranger Things is almost here. And it's time for one last adventure with the entire gang."
Mattel's Whack a Mole Movie and Jon Off's Appearance:
Jimmy shifts to lighter news about Mattel developing a movie based on the arcade classic Whack a Mole. He introduces Jon Off, a self-proclaimed Whack a Mole expert, setting the stage for a comedic segment.
Introduction to Jon Off:
Jon Off humorously details his life dedicated to mastering Whack a Mole, sharing anecdotes from his early days and his extensive practice across various venues.
Jon Off [04:54]: "I've whacked everywhere. I've whacked in arcades, I've whacked in carnivals. I even have a set up now so I can whack all night at home."
Comedic Exchange and Unexpected Turn:
The segment takes an unexpected and humorous turn when Jon Off abruptly admits to a personal and awkward confession, leading Jimmy to swiftly end the segment to maintain decorum.
Jon Off [06:21]: "I love to masturbate."
Jimmy Fallon [06:26]: "Okay, John, off everyone. You can call me Jack. I will not call you Jack."
Jimmy transitions into a rapid-fire segment covering various business news stories with his signature humor:
Nutter Butters vs. Aldi:
The maker of popular cookies sues Aldi over packaging similarities, to which Aldi apologizes by sending prongles as a peace offering.
Tinder's Height Filter:
Addressing online dating dynamics, Jimmy jokes about Tinder introducing a height filter to curb misrepresented profiles.
Tesla and Volvo Recalls:
Highlighting recalls from Tesla for Cybertrucks and Volvo for rear-view camera issues, Jimmy incorporates playful interactions with Tariq Trotter, adding comedic flair to the reports.
Vacuum and Ice Cream Recalls:
Tariq Trotter engages in a humorous exchange about product recalls, emphasizing exaggerated scenarios that amplify the silliness of the news.
Tariq Trotter [08:29]: "I still have my trusty Volkswagen."
Prank Call Skit with Dakota Johnson and Jonathan Groff:
In a playful twist, Tariq and Jimmy attempt prank calls to local businesses, leading to amusing misunderstandings and light-hearted interactions.
Welcome and Personal Anecdotes:
Dakota Johnson joins the show to promote her new film Materialists, co-starring Pedro Pascal and Chris Evans. Jimmy reminisces about their previous encounter at the SNL 50th anniversary.
Jimmy Fallon [11:03]: "Do you remember last time I saw you? It was in this building for the SNL50 Saturday Night Live 50th anniversary."
Materialists Movie Discussion:
Dakota delves into her role as a matchmaker in Materialists, exploring themes of love and personal value. She shares insights into working alongside her talented co-stars and the movie's romantic dynamics.
Dakota Johnson [23:14]: "Materialist is about a matchmaker in New York City who is very, very good at her job. And she is also sort of trying to figure out for herself what love means and what is really actually valuable in life."
Prank Call Storytelling:
Dakota recounts her involvement in prank calls for Elle magazine, including a humorous clip where she receives an absurd movie offer to play a baby for a staggering sum.
Dakota Johnson [15:42]: "They want me to play a baby, but they're offering me, like, $500 million."
Sweater Story with Don Johnson:
A charming segment unfolds as Dakota narrates a serendipitous encounter with Don Johnson, leading to her receiving his sweater—a story that blends humor with heartfelt moments.
Jimmy Fallon [21:03]: "And the next day, I get a delivery and it's his sweater."
Celebrating Achievements:
Jonathan Groff returns to the show to discuss his recent Tony Award win and honorary doctorate from Franklin and Marshall College. He shares gratitude towards his middle school drama teacher, Sue Fisher.
Jonathan Groff [25:36]: "Sue Fisher... She is my middle school drama teacher and an incredible teacher."
Broadway Musical "Just in Time":
Groff elaborates on his role in the Broadway hit Just in Time, directed by Alex Timbers. He describes the immersive experience of performing in a nightclub-like setting and the profound connection with the audience.
Jonathan Groff [30:27]: "There's nothing better than this."
Hamilton Cast Reunion and Personal Stories:
The conversation shifts to the original cast reunion of Hamilton, reflecting on its decade-long Broadway tenure. Groff shares nostalgic anecdotes, including his interactions with cast members like Lynn and Pedro Pascal.
Jimmy Fallon [32:19]: "You know, he was rapping in it."
Fashion and Personal Interests:
Groff humorously discusses his newfound appreciation for leather chaps, blending personal interests with playful banter about his wardrobe choices for performances.
Jonathan Groff [28:34]: "I'm the baby and those are my first chaps."
Final Remarks and Upcoming Events:
As the interview wraps up, Groff expresses excitement for upcoming performances and the Tony Awards, reinforcing his passion for the craft and the theater community.
Jonathan Groff [32:56]: "There's nothing better than this."
Jimmy Fallon concludes the episode by thanking his guests, Dakota Johnson and Jonathan Groff, and acknowledging the musical contributions from the Roots. He encourages viewers to support Broadway by directing them to official ticket websites.
Jimmy Fallon [35:17]: "My thanks to Dakota Johnson, Jonathan Brock and the Roots from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Good night, everybody."
Jimmy Fallon on Elon Musk’s Black Eye:
"Elon Musk has officially left the federal government and he showed up to his farewell event in the Oval Office with a black eye."
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Jon Off on Whack a Mole Passion:
"After all these years of doing it, I've become an expert."
[05:08]
Dakota Johnson on Materialist’s Theme:
"Materialist is about a matchmaker in New York City who is very, very good at her job."
[23:14]
Jonathan Groff on His Broadway Experience:
"There's nothing better than this."
[30:27]
Jonathan Groff’s Gratitude to Sue Fisher:
"She sat me down after the play in middle school and said, you should pursue this as a career."
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This episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon masterfully blends humor with heartfelt conversations, highlighting the multifaceted talents of its guests. From playful news reimaginations and comedic sketches to in-depth interviews with acclaimed actors Dakota Johnson and Jonathan Groff, the show offers a rich and engaging experience. Not only does it keep the audience entertained with timely jokes and amusing anecdotes, but it also provides meaningful insights into the personal and professional lives of its guests. Whether discussing the latest in pop culture, Broadway triumphs, or the quirks of famous personalities, Jimmy Fallon ensures that both long-time fans and new listeners find something to enjoy and remember.