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Jimmy Fallon
From Studio 6P Rock of Alert in the heart of New York City, the Tonight show starring Jimmy Fallon. Tonight joins giving is guest Adam Sanders, Sabrina Yellowstone and featuring the legendary Ruth.
The Roots
First Jamin on the 2160 and now here he is, Jimmy Ban.
Jimmy Fallon
Thank you very much.
Adam Sandler
Thank you, thank you.
Jimmy Fallon
Enjoy your welcome, welcome, welcome to the Tonight Show.
Adam Sandler
I am your host. Well, at least for tonight. I don't like it. I don't like what's going on one bit. These are crazy times. This morning my dad called me and said he's officially a Kimmel guy. I go, wait, what's that's right. Everybody is talking about CBS decision to end the Late show with Stephen Colbert. And many people are now threatening to boycott the network. CBS could lose millions of viewers plus tens of hundreds watching on Paramount. Steven has done years of incredibly smart and hilarious television and he's won 10 Emmys. Trump heard and was like, big deal. Last week. I just won a FIFA World cup trophy. So speaking of Trump, over the weekend, he posted on social media and celebrated his first six months in office. Most Americans heard and were like, how has it only been six months?
Jimmy Fallon
Oh my gosh, it feels like it's been 10 years.
Adam Sandler
We have Trump celebrated six months in office. So along with all the other stuff Trump is putting us through, he's also that annoying person who celebrates half birthdays. Guess what?
Sabrina Ionescu
Today is.
Adam Sandler
Some more political news. Trump is suing the Wall Street Journal for publishing the details of a birthday card that he reportedly wrote to Jeffrey Epstein. The card allegedly has a drawing of a naked woman on it. Trump was like, that's ridiculous and can I see it? The letter had a drawing of a naked woman and said, happy birthday and may every day be another wonderful secret. Even P. Diddy was like, oof. Yo, boy. Apparently, Trump's birthday card to Jeffrey Epstein had a drawing of a naked woman and said, happy birthday and may every day be another wonderful secret. In response to the article, Trump said, I was caught by surprise. This isn't what it looks like. Then the people from the Coldplay concert said, caught by surprise and not what it looks like. Join the club, bud. Then Trump said, I dissed that friend the minute I realized he was. Then Elon Musk said, you dissed that friend the minute you realized he was a creep. Join the club, bud. Then Trump said, I wish everyone could move on from what happened on that island. And the cast of Love island said, you wish everyone could move on from what happened on that island. Join the club, bud. And Trump said that newspaper reporter was not who he said he was. And Superman said a newspaper reporter wasn't who he said he was. Join the club, buddy. Then Trump said, I was flying high until suddenly disaster struck. Then Katy Perry riding a mechanical butterfly said, flying high until suddenly disaster struck. Join the club, bud. And Trump said, when I first saw it, I was furious, confused, and devastated. Then every kid who just saw a back to school commercial said, when you first saw it, you were furious, confused and devastated. Join the club, bud. And finally Trump said, I can't believe this story is still alive. Then Jeffrey Epstein said, still alive. Join the Wait. Nevermind.
The Roots
What?
Adam Sandler
You guys see this? Trump is now demanding that the Washington Commanders and Cleveland Guardians go back to using their old team names. Trump said, I've felt strongly about this ever since I realized I could distract from the Epstein files just to mess with Trump. Washington is renaming their team the Washington Gulf of Mexico. Meanwhile, Trump is also threatening to hold up a new stadium deal for Washington if they don't change their name. Washington said they won't change it, but they will give Trump an entire suite just for his ankles. Well, listen to this. I read that inflation is causing ice cream prices to hit record highs. Say what you want about Biden, but you know damn well this wouldn't have happened under him. That's what I'm telling you. Yeah, inflation is hitting everything from ice cream to beef to Trump's ankles. Everything. Well, get this. The FDA has recalled more than 67,000 cases of power Stick deodorant for not meeting quality standards.
Sabrina Ionescu
Ooh.
Adam Sandler
Yep. People are like, wait, I use Power Stick? And their friends are like, oh, we know. Yep. The company now has two options. They either improve the quality or slap a Tom's of Maine label on it and call it a day. Hey, I heard that today in la, Elon Musk opened his new Tesla drive in diner. Yep. Fryer grease, gas stoves and exploding cars. What could possibly go wrong? Of course, everyone's still talking about this. Following the Coldplay concert scandal, the CEO of Astronomer has stepped down. Then CBS put out a statement saying it was a purely financial decision.
Jimmy Fallon
We have a great show. Give it up for the Roots, everybody.
Jesse Murph
Let's have it. Mr. Onasses. Drop top whips My joints could go hatless Spits and rips are so savage Make MC seem so below ass.
Jimmy Fallon
What a show we have for you tonight. He's one of the biggest movie stars on the planet. He co, wrote, produced, and stars in.
Adam Sandler
The sequel to one of the funniest movies of all time, Happy Gilmore you can see Happy Gilmore 2 when it premieres globally on Netflix this Friday.
Jimmy Fallon
Adam Sandler is here.
The Roots
Come on. Oh, yeah.
Adam Sandler
She is a WNBA legend and point guard for the world champion New York Liberty. Her latest sneaker, the Sabrina Threes, are available at Nike. Starting this Thursday.
Jimmy Fallon
Sabrina Ionescu is joining us.
Adam Sandler
The best.
Jimmy Fallon
Good show, hot show.
Adam Sandler
Guys. It can be hard to say goodbye, but sometimes you have to. And there are a few things that I'd like to say goodbye to right now. It's time for Go on, get.
The Roots
Go on, get. Go on, get. Go on, Go on. Go on, get.
Jimmy Fallon
Go on, get. Outlets being different in different countries. Why is your electricity a different shape? Oh, it's not. Then why are we doing this outlet should all look the same, like a shocked emoji. All other outlets you can. Go on, get. Go on, get. The little knot in my wife's necklace. Now she's asking me to help untangle you and I'm making you worse, which is making us late for dinner. And it's somehow my fault because I ain't got tweezers for fingers. Every kiss begins with kids and every.
Adam Sandler
Fight begins with a different K that.
Jimmy Fallon
Stands for not in a necklace. Now go on, gig, go on, get Shipping and handling. I get the shipping part, but what's with the handling? Makes me think you're doing something weird to my new blender while it's en route. Instead of filing my package, why don't you just ship it straight from Go on to get. Go on, get. Lemonade stands. I went for a walk because I wanted some air, not to get shark tank for some 9 year old charging 75 cents for a Dixie cup full of sour water. Nice try, Madison. I only have $1 bill, so hand me one of them quarters, two dimes and just keep the change and go on, Gabe, you're real cute. Go on, get Seaweed salad. I don't even like when seaweed touches my leg. Now I'm supposed to put it in my mouth. If I want to get something from the ocean stuck in my teeth, I'll eat a sweet. Until then, I'm on a seaweed diet. I see weeds, I tell them to go on, get. It's hard to see them all go, but I'm glad I got them out of my system. Stick around. I'll be right back with Adam Sandler, everybody. Our first guest is one of the biggest, biggest movie stars on the planet.
Adam Sandler
He co, wrote, produced and stars in the new film Happy Gilmore 2, which premieres globally on Netflix this Friday.
Jimmy Fallon
Please welcome Adam Sandler. They love you the biggest.
Sabrina Ionescu
Yo, baby. That sounded good.
Jimmy Fallon
Hey, the roots are the greatest.
Sabrina Ionescu
Come on.
Adam Sandler
Welcome back, buddy.
Jimmy Fallon
Yes.
Adam Sandler
So happy to have you on.
Sabrina Ionescu
You look good, Jimmy.
Adam Sandler
I thank. Good.
Sabrina Ionescu
Young, in shape. What are you doing?
Adam Sandler
I'm tan. I'm very tan, though.
Sabrina Ionescu
Is that right?
Adam Sandler
Yeah, I'm too tan? No, no.
Sabrina Ionescu
Right. Just right.
Adam Sandler
Am.
Sabrina Ionescu
I swear to God, you look.
Adam Sandler
This is your 13th time on our show. Thank you for doing our show, dude. 13th lucky number.
Sabrina Ionescu
13. Lucky. It is lucky, right?
Adam Sandler
13 superstitious. That's.
Sabrina Ionescu
No, but I do do my family lucky numbers. 23. Yeah, 23 is a big deal in my house growing up, it was like the Shameless Light 23. And I'd always be like, how'd that happen? I don't know. But that was. I swear to God, we were the 23 family. And then 18's Jewish lucky number. So you had to put 18. I either had a. If I do a movie, I throw an 18 on nine. Nine. I use a lot because I'm born nine nine. So I was like, that could be my lucky number too. Cause nine plus nine is 18.
Adam Sandler
Whoa.
Sabrina Ionescu
23. Cause it's a family. My wife and I do. My wife, everywhere we go, she's like, 23. Everything's all good.
Adam Sandler
Wow.
Sabrina Ionescu
Yeah. Yeah, it's weird. How about you?
Adam Sandler
Do you gamble?
Sabrina Ionescu
Oh, yeah. I put it all on 23.
Adam Sandler
23 and lose.
Jimmy Fallon
Do you remember years, years, years, years.
Adam Sandler
Ago, I went and met you at a casino or something. And I was just starting out. I had no money. I shouldn't even be in a casino. But I think I was doing stand up there.
Sabrina Ionescu
You were like 17 or 19 or something, very young.
Adam Sandler
And your brother gave me like 20 bucks to gamblers.
Sabrina Ionescu
And didn't you win some money?
Adam Sandler
Yeah, I won a lot of money. Yeah. I owe your brother.
Sabrina Ionescu
That's all right.
Jimmy Fallon
23 1.
Adam Sandler
23 1.
Sabrina Ionescu
All night long.
Adam Sandler
Congrats, by the way. You got nominated not for one, but two Emmys.
The Roots
Come on now.
Adam Sandler
One One is your great standup special.
Sabrina Ionescu
Yes. That was fun. Safdie. Josh Safdie did that.
Adam Sandler
What a great. Dude is a great.
Sabrina Ionescu
Directed that.
Adam Sandler
Yeah, he did a great job.
Sabrina Ionescu
Yeah, he's cool.
Adam Sandler
It was totally different because stand up specials. I go, how are you going to change it? Make it that different?
Sabrina Ionescu
He did. He just told me what to. He told me what he wanted to do. I said, I don't want to do that. He said, you got to do that. And we got. We. We were. I'd be. Every time he'd tell me some weird thing he wanted to do. I'd be like, why am I doing that, man? And he'd say, trust me. And so it all worked out.
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler, Love you. It's a streaming on Netflix. It is a great special. Super funny and great. And I was like, oh, I'm so happy you're nominated for that. Thank you. Then you also got nominated for SNL 50th.
Sabrina Ionescu
That was cool, man. What a night that was. That was a. One of the best nights ever as a comedian. Right? We had the. By the way. I played that song. I played a song that night, about 50 years of the show going on. And I finished the song. I swear to God. The first person I looked at the crowd, I saw my man Jimmy stand up and it got people all riled up.
Adam Sandler
Yeah, man, Come on. It was the greatest.
Sabrina Ionescu
That was emotional. It was very emotional.
Adam Sandler
Yeah, we can relate to all those parts of the song. And all the people you mentioned were so cool. And I was like, I just loved how much you loved the show and respected and.
Sabrina Ionescu
Oh, sure.
Adam Sandler
And Lauren loves you so much.
Sabrina Ionescu
Oh, God. Yeah. Well, Lauren loves you, but. But, man, that was one of the best nights of all our comedians life.
Adam Sandler
Look around. Is everybody just. And everyone was laughing. What section were you in? I was in a good section.
Sabrina Ionescu
I was kind of down low. I had. I had Garrett Morris right in front of me. Legend, Legend. I had De Niro, Nicholson, Lauren. I had it all. I had it all, man.
Adam Sandler
I had. David Letterman was behind me.
Sabrina Ionescu
Oh, there you go.
Adam Sandler
And Paul Schaefer and they were good laughers.
Sabrina Ionescu
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Adam Sandler
Any bit that was happening, David would be like. And then Paul Tabor was like, ah. The whole night, dude.
Jimmy Fallon
It was awesome.
Sabrina Ionescu
It was amazing, man.
Adam Sandler
It was the best.
Sabrina Ionescu
Yes.
Adam Sandler
I was so psyched to see you there. And that was awesome.
Sabrina Ionescu
What about how tall Letterman is in real life?
Adam Sandler
He's a beast.
Sabrina Ionescu
He's a big, handsome bastard.
Adam Sandler
He really is.
Sabrina Ionescu
Yeah, he is. He is.
Adam Sandler
He's taller than you think.
Sabrina Ionescu
He's taller and he's an athlete and he's cool. And then we all love Letterman. He means so much to us. So when you see him in person, because I saw him at the party after and talked to him and you just get too excited. He's just. I don't. He asks a question and my mind goes blank. I'm just like. I hope he doesn't notice. I'm just staring, Staring and saying nothing.
Adam Sandler
Yeah, yeah. Did you. Did you get up in the end at the stage, at the end.
Sabrina Ionescu
Yes, yes. With everybody on the stage. Yes.
Jimmy Fallon
That was.
Adam Sandler
That was surreal.
Sabrina Ionescu
That was badass McCartney. How about Paul McCartney actually talks to us?
Adam Sandler
That's weird, right?
Sabrina Ionescu
It's amazing. You say something, then he answers back. You're like, he answered.
Adam Sandler
You think he'd just ignore him? Like, don't tilt to me, man. I'm above this, man. I don't need to toltie you. But he loves comedy.
Sabrina Ionescu
Yeah, yeah.
Adam Sandler
And he loves playing around. But it was so amazing, you know, I interrupted Conan talking to Paul McCartney.
Sabrina Ionescu
Oh, no.
Adam Sandler
Yeah. He got mad at me.
Sabrina Ionescu
Oh, he did?
Adam Sandler
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll tell you why. Cause Jim Downey hurt his eye, remember?
Sabrina Ionescu
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Adam Sandler
You see?
Sabrina Ionescu
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Adam Sandler
Jim Downey had an eye patch, right?
Sabrina Ionescu
He had the patch.
Adam Sandler
And so he's okay now. Everything's good. But he just. It. So I was going to do a bit. I was talking to Downey, and I saw Conan was over there. And so I go, conan, I just want to let you know that your Uber driver's here. You know, And I pointed it down, and I interrupted him talking to Paul McArt. And he goes, hey, Jimmy, seriously, I don't want to stop this conversation. I have to do a bit with you. I'm talking to Paul McCarthy. This is a big deal.
Sabrina Ionescu
You understood his anger.
Adam Sandler
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I. I looped him right back in with Paul.
Sabrina Ionescu
Oh, yeah.
Adam Sandler
And so they were talking about a guitar solo or something.
Sabrina Ionescu
Oh.
Adam Sandler
And so I went back in. So I saved it. I haven't talked to Conan since.
Sabrina Ionescu
Oh, yeah.
Adam Sandler
But he. He was like, man, yeah, man, don't get me out of this conversation. Just to do a bit.
Sabrina Ionescu
I think that's. I did that to somebody. Not. It wasn't somebody. I remember I talked to somebody who was talking to a girl, and I said, hey, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then after, he's like, what the.
Jimmy Fallon
What was that all about? What happened?
Sabrina Ionescu
What happened?
Jimmy Fallon
Everybody said, oh, dude, just doing a bit, man.
Sabrina Ionescu
Yeah, just stop moving.
Adam Sandler
Sorry, sorry. But he went back, and they had a great conversation. I walked away. I'm like, downey, let's go, man. I wanted to ask you about this. There's a video going viral on the Internet of a robot running down a hill.
Sabrina Ionescu
I have not seen this.
Adam Sandler
Yes. It's just a robot. And it's amazing technology running downhill.
Jimmy Fallon
Okay.
Adam Sandler
It's running and it's down a steep hill.
Sabrina Ionescu
Is it faster? Is this thing fast?
Adam Sandler
It's fast.
Sabrina Ionescu
It can blaze.
Adam Sandler
It's insane. That actually a robot can do this. But I want to say the comments on the videos made me laugh because they said this comment said why they got the robot dressed like Adam Sandler.
Sabrina Ionescu
That's funny, man. A little similar.
Jimmy Fallon
It's not bad.
Sabrina Ionescu
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah.
Adam Sandler
And it's in China. Some robot in China is where this video came from. This other comment said the Chinese built Adam Sandler as a robot because they can't. Never did I expect to see a robot dressed like Adam Sandler running down a Hill in 2025. This is. This one says Adam Sandler after I transfer his soul into a robot. This one says, society has peaked. We dress a robot like Adam Sandler.
Sabrina Ionescu
Just trying to help out.
Adam Sandler
People love the sandman. They want to clone you.
Sabrina Ionescu
Can I see that for one more second?
Adam Sandler
Yeah, of course.
Sabrina Ionescu
I show you the biggest difference between this and me.
Adam Sandler
Yeah.
Sabrina Ionescu
Where's the bulge?
Jimmy Fallon
You need some packing?
Sabrina Ionescu
Come on now, robot.
Adam Sandler
Where's the bulge?
Sabrina Ionescu
Where is that?
Jimmy Fallon
Come on, robot. Robot. What a disappointment.
Adam Sandler
Why'd you do that to me?
Sabrina Ionescu
That's not what I need right now.
Jimmy Fallon
Robot.
Adam Sandler
You're about to head out and do a new stand up tour.
Jimmy Fallon
I cannot wait.
Sabrina Ionescu
Oh, me too.
Adam Sandler
It's called you're My best friend is the name of the tour. And you're gonna make a stop at Madison Square Garden.
Sabrina Ionescu
That's great. I know. That's exciting. I played Madison Square Garden. I'm doing a bunch of shows around the country. Madison Square Garden. I used to go there as a kid.
Adam Sandler
This is unbelievable.
Sabrina Ionescu
Yeah. Pretty ridiculous. Did you ever perform?
Adam Sandler
No, I did.
Sabrina Ionescu
Like I saw Me and you did a show. It was a benefit one night. I did a benefit for Sandy, right?
Adam Sandler
Yes.
Sabrina Ionescu
We both went on stage. And then when you look out and see that crowd in the Garden, they're going banana.
Adam Sandler
There's nothing like it.
Sabrina Ionescu
It is a great feeling.
Adam Sandler
So you've done like kind of an arena tour and you've done.
Sabrina Ionescu
Yes, yes, yes, I have. But I never played the Garden. And I'm doing the. I'm going to be in Boston doing the Garden too. I don't know. I'm excited. I'm just. I know a lot of my friends and my family members will come into it. It'll be cool.
Adam Sandler
It's going to be unbelievable. I cannot wait. I want to talk about Happy Gilmore too. Okay, let's talk about Happy Gilmore too. When we come back, more with Adam.
Sabrina Ionescu
Sally.
Jimmy Fallon
Welcome, everybody. We're talking with Adam Sandler right here. Come on.
Adam Sandler
Whoa.
Jimmy Fallon
Thank you. Let's talk about Happy Gilmore 2.
Adam Sandler
I can't even believe. It's so fun and funny, and it lived up to the hype in my brain. Thank you. Can you even believe that you did a sequel to Happy Gilmore?
Sabrina Ionescu
No. I don't even know. Honestly, it wasn't even a thought ever. I just was just like, people have asked over the years, like, you can do Happy. I was like, why would I do that? But then, 30 years ago. Yeah.
Adam Sandler
And it's become a cult classic. You can't go golfing without.
Sabrina Ionescu
You know what the truth is? Happy Gilmore. We made Happy Gilmore. Me and Tim Herlihy wrote it, and we were so excited back then, but then when we started putting it, like it was about to come out, me and Herlihy was so tense because Caddyshack was our favorite movie of all time. So we were just like, oh, no, we can't do. We can't release this movie, man. Caddyshack's so much is the golf comedy. What the hell are we doing? And honestly, we know every line of Caddyshack. Like, I'm sure you do. And, dude, this is up there.
Adam Sandler
This is the new Caddyshack for this generation.
Sabrina Ionescu
The fact that we made a golf comedy and people watched it and enjoyed it, that was the biggest relief ever. But anyways, I don't know why we did, too. We just thought of this. We thought of this idea seeing Happy Gilmore older and seeing him, like, by the way, Scotty Scheffler. How great was that? Oh, yeah, he's. He's in Happy Gilmore, too. He's great. He's so funny in the movie.
Adam Sandler
But.
Sabrina Ionescu
But anyways, we wanted to show, like, a pro athlete getting older and trying to deal with his life and. And what? And. And making a comeback and that kind of thing.
Adam Sandler
So funny. The flashbacks, even, of what's happened to Happy's career and all this stuff that's really good at every cameo, which I've heard rumors about. Every cameo. Yes, but all the. All the rumors are true. Everybody's in this.
Sabrina Ionescu
Oh, it's crazy.
Adam Sandler
I'm not going to spoil anything. Yes, but Kelsey kills it.
Sabrina Ionescu
He's unbelievable.
Adam Sandler
Travis Kelsey, he's so cool.
Sabrina Ionescu
He's a great actor.
Jimmy Fallon
He's really solid as a rock.
Adam Sandler
And Bad bunny.
Sabrina Ionescu
Bad Bunny's murders.
Adam Sandler
Trust him.
Sabrina Ionescu
Everything he did. Yeah, yeah. The bunny gets. By the way, Benito, wherever he is, the reaction is so crazy that it's just. Just women do go extra crazy. My wife. My wife was the highest scream I've ever heard. But quietly, she didn't want to get caught. So it was kind of like.
Adam Sandler
That'S the bunny. He's so good in it.
Sabrina Ionescu
Yeah, he kills.
Adam Sandler
And then some. Some original cast members as well. But man, oh man, the laughs are here. And I was like, dude, is he going to bring it? It's just like banging. Another joke and another joke.
Sabrina Ionescu
It's a joke.
Adam Sandler
Happy. It pays off, man.
Sabrina Ionescu
Yeah. Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
You did it. You did it again.
Sabrina Ionescu
We worked hard on it.
The Roots
Come on.
Jimmy Fallon
Adam sandler, everybody. Happy Gilmore 2 premieres globally on Netflix this Friday.
Adam Sandler
Thank you for coming on the show.
Jimmy Fallon
More tonight's show after the break. Stick around, everybody.
Jesse Murph
Yeah. I want my people to rock this. You can bang this music when I start the motor. Tougher New York to South Dakota.
Jimmy Fallon
Our next guest is a four time.
Adam Sandler
WNBA all star and the starting point guard for the world champion New York Liberty. Her latest sneaker, the Sabrina Threes. Do I have them? Oh, yeah, look. They're available at Nike starting this Thursday.
Jimmy Fallon
Please welcome Sabrina Ionescu. You brought the trophy.
Adam Sandler
You're the best.
Jimmy Fallon
Thank you.
Adam Sandler
Congrats, by the way, on this. This is your fourth All Star game.
Sabrina Ionescu
Yes.
Adam Sandler
Fourth and second year. Winning the three point contest.
Sabrina Ionescu
You want to move it? It's pretty big.
Adam Sandler
Yeah, it's pretty heavy. I can barely hold it. But I dunked once and I'll tell you later. It's a great story, actually, I. I told you backstage. You did, you did. Nice to see you. How does it feel to win that again? The three point contest? You're just good.
Sabrina Ionescu
No, I mean amazing. It's hard. It's really hard. Of course.
Adam Sandler
The pressure and all that to do. That's not fun. You're like.
Sabrina Ionescu
Yeah, just like that.
Adam Sandler
Yeah, right. Just like that. Thank you. Yeah. I coached Sabrina when she was there.
Sabrina Ionescu
That's right. Backstage.
Adam Sandler
Backstage, actually. Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
Just throw and go.
Adam Sandler
I brought this graphic here because I thought this would help us out. Because here's the three point line. Okay. And you throw even further outside the three point line, which is. I would say harder.
Sabrina Ionescu
Yeah, that's correct.
Adam Sandler
Thank you.
Sabrina Ionescu
That's correct.
Adam Sandler
I'm getting good at this. Why do you do that?
Sabrina Ionescu
That's where I'm open. So if I'm open, I'm gonna shoot it.
Adam Sandler
But why not? Isn't it closer, easier?
Sabrina Ionescu
Yeah, it is. But you don't get open closer.
Adam Sandler
Okay. So you stay. But let's. Where do you shoot?
Sabrina Ionescu
Would you like me to show you?
Adam Sandler
Yes, please. Where do you shoot from?
Sabrina Ionescu
So anything from like here?
Adam Sandler
Wow. Wow. Wow.
Sabrina Ionescu
Is fair game.
Adam Sandler
Really?
Sabrina Ionescu
Yeah.
Adam Sandler
That's when watch out for Sabrina.
Sabrina Ionescu
That's. Yeah.
Adam Sandler
That area I'd say for me, I promise you.
Sabrina Ionescu
Yeah. Where's yours?
Adam Sandler
So who. I say right over here.
Jimmy Fallon
And I.
Adam Sandler
Bang it right off the glass. Yeah. Yeah.
Sabrina Ionescu
We can practice.
Adam Sandler
We can practice. We can help each other out. You were playing here with your pal Briana Stewart right there at the all star game, but you're not on the same team.
Sabrina Ionescu
I mean, it's fun because it's an all star game. Yeah. But it's weird. She scored once and I started clapping, like, on the court.
Adam Sandler
Yeah, it's your teammate.
Sabrina Ionescu
Clap.
Adam Sandler
You're like, no, I can't clap.
Sabrina Ionescu
Okay. We're kind of on opposing team, which is really different, but it was fun.
Adam Sandler
Yeah. Let's talk about the Liberty because you guys are amazing. Last season. Come on.
Jimmy Fallon
You won the first championship in franchise history. The best. So happy New York.
Adam Sandler
You brought it home. Can you talk about what it's like to win a championship here in New York?
Sabrina Ionescu
It's the most amazing feeling that you could ever feel. I mean, you walk on the street, anywhere you go, it's like, let's go, Liberty. And it's the best thing. We're trying to do it again, so.
Adam Sandler
Of course you're gonna do it again. Come on.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah, you're gonna do it.
Sabrina Ionescu
I agree.
Adam Sandler
What is your record currently? Where are we looking? How are we looking?
Sabrina Ionescu
We're top two.
Adam Sandler
All right, good.
Sabrina Ionescu
So we're doing good. I mean, we have another half of the season now. We just finished the first half on season two.
Adam Sandler
I feel like people are playing harder now. They're playing harder because they know that they have to beat you.
Sabrina Ionescu
Yeah. I mean, you got a target on your back when you win one. So every game, it's like everyone wants to beat the champs. So you gotta show up. Ready. Cause they're coming.
Adam Sandler
Yeah. And you gotta wear your Sabrina threes, by the way.
Sabrina Ionescu
That's right.
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler just had him on. How exciting is it for you? For Sabrina, you go. I have my own sneaker, first of all. But this is the third version.
Sabrina Ionescu
I can't believe we're on three already. But to be able to understand what the vision was on Sabrina 1, which was to create the first unisex basketball shoe and to see how it's just taken the world by storm. And it kind of creates this opportunity for young girls and boys growing up now to hope and dream of wanting to be a signature athlete because they see us all do it on the court and support one another. So it's Amazing. These come out soon. I've been wearing them on the court now for about a week, but I'm excited to see what everyone thinks.
Adam Sandler
And oh, my gosh, they're going to be sold out this Thursday. It's just crazy on fire. But who would you wear when you were playing and growing up?
Sabrina Ionescu
I wore Kobe's and I wore kds. Those were like two of my favorite shoes. Yep.
Adam Sandler
Those are your J. And now people are wearing.
Sabrina Ionescu
Now people are wearing mine. It's this whole full circle moment.
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
It's so cool.
Sabrina Ionescu
I know. Oh, my God, they match your tie.
Adam Sandler
Oh, I'm totally rocking these. Oh, my gosh. I know the exact chord I'm gonna play in right off the glass.
Jimmy Fallon
Da dink.
Adam Sandler
You know, I wanted to play a fun game with you tonight if you wanted to play. If you don't mind. It's called the Tonight Show. Starting five. Five. Okay. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna give you a random category and you give me your starting five. First five answers that come to your mind.
Sabrina Ionescu
Okay.
Adam Sandler
They don't have to be all correct, just first five.
Sabrina Ionescu
Okay.
Adam Sandler
And then we're gonna see what we end up with. Okay.
Sabrina Ionescu
Yes.
Adam Sandler
You're starting five of the best pre game hype songs.
Sabrina Ionescu
Okay. This is tough because I'm a huge Luke Combs fan.
Adam Sandler
Oh, I like Luke.
Sabrina Ionescu
Huge Luke Combs.
Adam Sandler
Yeah, me too.
Sabrina Ionescu
Fast Car by Luke Combs.
Adam Sandler
Yes. Before the game. Fast. Oh, yeah.
Sabrina Ionescu
I gotta relax.
Adam Sandler
Fast car.
Sabrina Ionescu
Fast car. Cause I gotta be fast on the court.
Adam Sandler
Yeah. And it's like, dude, you gotta do this. You're doing this not just for yourself. You gotta do this for everybody. This is personal.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh, I love that.
Sabrina Ionescu
So Fast Car by Luke Combs. Heaven by Kane Brown. That was my wedding slow dance song, so.
Adam Sandler
Wow. These are great songs.
Sabrina Ionescu
Gets me in my feelings. I want to dance with somebody.
Adam Sandler
Whitney Houston.
Sabrina Ionescu
Whitney Houston.
Adam Sandler
That's a great song you play that.
Sabrina Ionescu
I do. I just like. I have a wide range. I go for Life by Kygo now that gives me like some beat and some wow. Then that'll get me going.
Adam Sandler
Yeah, that'll get you going.
Sabrina Ionescu
And then I would have to say Better Together by Luke Combs as well.
Adam Sandler
All right, how about you're starting five the best fast food menu items. Do you even have fast food?
Sabrina Ionescu
I do eat fast food in the off season. Not during season.
Adam Sandler
No, no, of course.
Sabrina Ionescu
But obviously I'm a west coast girly at heart, so. In n out Burger.
Adam Sandler
Yes, they make a good burger.
Sabrina Ionescu
In N out French fries.
Adam Sandler
Do you put the fries on the burger.
Sabrina Ionescu
Yes.
Adam Sandler
Yeah, me too.
Sabrina Ionescu
Yeah. And a shake.
Adam Sandler
Shake on top.
Sabrina Ionescu
Add the shake. Yeah.
Adam Sandler
Throw it in a bowl.
Sabrina Ionescu
Add the shake there as well. And then a Krispy Kreme doughnut.
Adam Sandler
You ever had a fried Krispy kreme doughnut?
Sabrina Ionescu
Never.
Adam Sandler
David Chang told me how to do it. It's just butter. Put a Krispy Kreme donut in a pan, fry it in butter and put ice cream on it. Goodbye.
Sabrina Ionescu
Goodbye. And then this is. Some people don't like crumbl I love crumbl cookies.
Adam Sandler
What?
Jimmy Fallon
They're the best.
Adam Sandler
I know.
Jimmy Fallon
Are you kidding me? Crumbl's my jam is.
Adam Sandler
Yes. I love this list.
Sabrina Ionescu
A crumbl chocolate chip cookie is crumble anything. Yeah.
Adam Sandler
Crumbl's the best.
Jimmy Fallon
All right.
Adam Sandler
That's great. Did we get five there?
Sabrina Ionescu
Yeah. That was five.
Adam Sandler
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
Thanks.
Adam Sandler
You're starting five of the greatest basketball players of all time. And it can be men or women, anyone in history.
Sabrina Ionescu
Okay, this is one. This is always the toughest.
Adam Sandler
I know, I understand. But sometimes, you know, life gives you challenges. You gotta step up.
Sabrina Ionescu
Okay, thanks, coach.
Adam Sandler
No problem. You get out there. Look at this. You're gonna get out there. You got a team. The team's gonna be coming over here.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah, just bloop.
Adam Sandler
Get right over there and get in there and go off the backboard.
Sabrina Ionescu
No problem.
Adam Sandler
Off the backboard. No one will see it coming, man.
Sabrina Ionescu
Okay, I'm going with myself. I'm always gonna add myself love.
Adam Sandler
You're the best ever, man. You're my fave. I love you.
Sabrina Ionescu
So I'm going myself. I'm going Stephen Curry, Steph. I'm going Kobe Bryant, Briana Stewart because she's my teammate. And the goat, Stewie. And then I'm going Adam Sandler.
Adam Sandler
Oh, my. Perfect.
Jimmy Fallon
Sabrina Unescu. The Sabrina threes are available at Nike starting this Thursday. If they are gonna be available, let's have it.
Jesse Murph
Mr. Onass's drop top. Where's my joints gonn.
Jimmy Fallon
My thanks to Adam Sandler, Sabrina Oneescu, Jesse Murph, once.
Sabrina Ionescu
Again, that's how you do it.
Jimmy Fallon
And the roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Thank you for watching. Good night, everybody. Thank you.
The Roots
Get it, pause Gotta get it pause get it get it pause get it to it do it get into it up now hold up now let's get it back get involved got to get involved get, get, get involved get into it do it.
Jimmy Fallon
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The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon - Episode Summary
Episode: Jimmy Reacts to CBS Ending The Late Show with Stephen Colbert | Adam Sandler, Sabrina Ionescu
Release Date: July 22, 2025
Introduction
In this engaging episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, host Jimmy Fallon dives into the recent shake-up in late-night television with the announcement that CBS is ending The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. The show features special guests Adam Sandler, the beloved actor and comedian, and Sabrina Ionescu, the WNBA star and point guard for the New York Liberty. With a mix of humor, heartfelt conversations, and captivating promotions, the episode offers viewers a blend of entertainment and insightful discussions.
Adam Sandler's Monologue and Political Commentary
Adam Sandler kicks off the episode with a candid and humorous monologue addressing the controversial decision by CBS to conclude The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. He expresses his disapproval, saying, “I don't like what's going on one bit,” highlighting the potential loss for CBS as the network could "lose millions of viewers plus tens of hundreds watching on Paramount." Sandler emphasizes Colbert's accomplishments, noting, “Stephen has done years of incredibly smart and hilarious television and he's won 10 Emmys” (01:03).
Delving into political satire, Sandler humorously critiques former President Donald Trump's actions and statements. He mocks Trump's celebration of his "first six months in office," quipping, “Most Americans heard and were like, how has it only been six months?” He continues with a series of playful jabs at Trump, interweaving pop culture references and current events to keep the audience entertained.
One standout moment is when Sandler recounts Trump's lawsuit against The Wall Street Journal over a controversial birthday card to Jeffrey Epstein. Sandler narrates, “Trump is suing the Wall Street Journal for publishing the details of a birthday card that he reportedly wrote to Jeffrey Epstein” (02:25), adding layers of satire and wit that resonate with the audience.
Notable Quotes:
Promotions: Happy Gilmore 2 and Sabrina Ionescu's Sneakers
Transitioning seamlessly from political commentary, Adam Sandler takes the opportunity to promote his latest project, Happy Gilmore 2. He enthusiastically shares, “The sequel to one of the funniest movies of all time, Happy Gilmore you can see Happy Gilmore 2 when it premieres globally on Netflix this Friday” (06:32). Sandler's excitement is palpable, setting the stage for an engaging conversation about the film's development and its reception.
Sabrina Ionescu, the episode's other star, discusses her new sneaker line, "Sabrina Threes," available at Nike. She explains, “These come out soon. I've been wearing them on the court now for about a week, but I'm excited to see what everyone thinks” (26:32). Ionescu emphasizes the significance of her sneakers, stating, “we create this opportunity for young girls and boys growing up now to hope and dream of wanting to be a signature athlete because they see us all do it on the court and support one another” (26:32).
Notable Quotes:
Guest Interactions and Highlights
The chemistry between Adam Sandler and Sabrina Ionescu is evident as they engage in light-hearted banter and share personal anecdotes. Amidst laughter and mutual admiration, they discuss their respective journeys in entertainment and sports. Sandler reminisces about his early days performing stand-up in casinos, saying, “Ago, I went and met you at a casino or something. And I was just starting out. I had no money” (11:53).
Sabrina shares her experiences from the WNBA All-Star game, highlighting memorable moments and interactions with legendary figures like Garrett Morris and Robert De Niro. She reflects on her 13th appearance on the show, humorously tackling superstitions related to her lucky numbers: “23 is a big deal in my house growing up… I was like, that could be my lucky number too. Cause nine plus nine is 18” (11:25).
Their conversation delves into the emotional aspects of performing and achieving milestones. Ionescu fondly recalls the night she received two Emmy nominations, expressing, “That's one One is your great standup special. Good. I just loved how much you loved the show and respected and...” (12:27).
Notable Quotes:
Game Segment: 'Starting Five'
One of the episode's highlights is the interactive game segment, "Starting Five," where Adam Sandler quizzes Sabrina Ionescu on various categories. This playful exchange showcases the camaraderie between the guests and provides the audience with entertaining insights into their preferences and personalities.
Category 1: Pre-Game Hype Songs Sandler challenges Ionescu to name her top five pre-game hype songs. Sabrina selects a diverse mix:
Category 2: Best Fast Food Menu Items Ionescu outlines her favorite fast-food selections, tying them to her West Coast roots:
Category 3: Greatest Basketball Players of All Time In a twist of humor, Ionescu includes herself in the list:
Their interaction during the game is filled with laughter and friendly competition, highlighting their mutual respect and shared humor.
Notable Quotes:
Sabrina Ionescu's Athletic Achievements and Future Plans
The episode delves into Sabrina Ionescu's illustrious career with the New York Liberty. She proudly discusses winning the team's first championship, the challenges of maintaining peak performance, and her aspirations for future seasons. Ionescu describes the exhilaration of winning, stating, “It's the most amazing feeling that you could ever feel” (25:38), and elaborates on the team's current standing, “We're top two” (25:56).
Her passion for the game is evident as she talks about balancing professional commitments with personal milestones, such as launching her sneaker line. Ionescu emphasizes the impact of her signature sneakers on young athletes, underlining the importance of role models in sports.
Notable Quotes:
Conclusion
As the episode wraps up, Jimmy Fallon reflects on the vibrant discussions and shared laughter between Adam Sandler and Sabrina Ionescu. The show effectively balances entertainment with meaningful conversations, leaving viewers both amused and inspired. Promotions for Happy Gilmore 2 and Sabrina Ionescu's "Sabrina Threes" resonate strongly, underscoring the guests' ongoing contributions to their respective fields.
Closing Remarks:
Key Takeaways:
This episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon masterfully blends humor, celebrity insights, and heartfelt discussions, making it a memorable watch for fans and casual viewers alike.