Trump and Musk Endorse Cuomo in NYC Mayoral Race as Trump's Approval Rating Plummets to Record Low | Rami Malek, Rachel Sennott, Julius Randle, Nick Murphy | Tuesday, November 4

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The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Episode: Trump and Musk Endorse Cuomo in NYC Mayoral Race as Trump's Approval Rating Plummets to Record Low | Rami Malek, Rachel Sennott, Julius Randle, Nick Murphy
Original Air Date: November 5, 2025

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Overview

This lively episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon blends political satire, celebrity interviews, games, and stand-up comedy. Jimmy’s monologue tackles election news with a focus on surprising endorsements in the NYC mayoral race and Trump’s plunging poll numbers. Later, guests Rami Malek, Rachel Sennott, Julius Randle, and comedian Nick Murphy join Jimmy for spirited chats about their latest projects, quirky personal stories, and sharp comedy routines.

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Main Segments & Discussion Highlights

1. Election Day Monologue – Political Satire

[01:13 – 02:34]

• Jimmy riffs on NYC’s mayoral election, contrasting candidate names for comedic effect.
• Jokes about high-profile endorsements for Andrew Cuomo by both Elon Musk and Donald Trump, poking fun at the notion that sometimes endorsements aren’t helpful.
• Skewers Trump’s record-low approval rating (37%), humorously suggesting Trump’s indifference to the bad news.

Notable Quote:

• Jimmy Fallon (on Cuomo’s endorsements): “Right before the election, Elon Musk endorsed Andrew Cuomo for mayor. Or as Cuomo put it, not helping. Meanwhile, President Trump also endorsed Andrew Cuomo. And Cuomo's like, okay, that's enough endorsements. Okay, we have Charles Manson on the phone. No, no, no more endorsements.” [01:30]

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2. Playful Banter: “Dancing with the Stars” Wordplay

[02:34 – 04:16]

• Jimmy and his sidekick launch into a rapid-fire, pun-filled riff, riffing off the phrase “Dancing with the Stars” with a string of clever misinterpretations and wordplay.
• The bit draws laughter by stretching logic to connect to everything from “panting really hard” to “prancing with Jafar.”

Memorable Moment:

• The bit’s escalation, culminating with:
  • Sidekick: “When Trump slides into Putin’s DMs, that’s…”
  • Jimmy: “Romancing with the Czar.” [03:32]

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3. Holiday Announcements & Subway Gags

[04:27 – 06:52]

• Jimmy announces his new SiriusXM holiday radio channel and references his ‘Holiday Seasoning’ album, sprinkling in festive humor.
• Subway’s new "ter hamkin" sandwich is lampooned as “a combo of turkey, ham, and chicken. The ter hamkin features three types of meat, just like their tuna.” [04:27]
• Quick joke about Blimpy’s “ter Jerkzen” (turkey, beef jerky, and zin pouches).

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4. “Three Simple Steps” Comedy Segment

[07:00 – 10:32]

• Jimmy, joined by Nick Murphy and others, breaks down everyday tasks (ordering an Uber, going to a destination wedding, setting up a Tinder profile, Ikea furniture, etc.) into three comically simple steps.
• Highlights include mocking the unreliability of Uber ETAs, the perils of destination weddings (“just send a blender and say you got Covid” [08:34]), and the classic Tinder trick of picking your least attractive friend for a profile pic.

Notable Quotes:

• Jimmy Fallon: “Step three, wait 19 minutes. It’s very—it’s simple.” [08:02]
• Jimmy Fallon: “Step three, add a photo of you next to your ugliest friend.” [08:53]

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5. Rami Malek Interview

[11:07 – 18:07]

NBA Fandom & Personal Hobbies [11:20 – 12:33]

• Rami reveals his NBA fandom, love for Showtime-era Lakers, and recounts going to Knicks games with Spike Lee.

Reflecting on “Mr. Robot” [12:40 – 14:52]

• On the show’s 10th anniversary, Rami expresses gratitude for the groundbreaking role, shares the story of the “audition” for his character’s hoodie (“I tried on about, like, 55, 60 of them”—[13:38]), and gifting the original hoodie to creator Sam Esmail.

New Film “Nuremberg” [14:56 – 18:07]

• Discusses his new historical thriller, working with Russell Crowe (“I think it’s one of his finest performances”—[17:14]), Michael Shannon, and John Slattery.
• Explains the gravity and surprising levity in the film, based on a real story involving a psychiatrist assessing Nazi commanders’ sanity before the Nuremberg Trials.

Notable Quotes:

• Jimmy Fallon: “This year marks the 10th anniversary, if you can believe it or not, of Mr. Robot, which was a breakthrough role for you. Ten years later, what are your thoughts on that show?” [12:40]
• Rami Malek: “…it was just a seminal part of my life. I mean, I never thought that I would ever be the lead in a TV show…” [12:54]
• Rami Malek (on “Nuremberg”): “So it's this real cat and mouse thriller...and then you get into the courtroom scenes with Shannon going against Crow, and it's just a battle back and forth...” [17:14]

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6. Rachel Sennott Interview

[18:30 – 31:26]

Astrology & Birth Chart Banter [19:00 – 23:10]

• Jimmy and Rachel bond as "birthday twins" (both born September 19th), with Rachel, an astrology enthusiast, reading Jimmy’s chart.
• Rachel explains the concept of “stelliums” and “Scorpio rising” (“Scorpios are intense and sexual. Sexy. Yeah. Scorpio’s are intense and sexy...if you’re a Scorpio rising, that means you come off as intense and sexy…” [21:51])

Creating and Releasing “I Love L.A.” [23:19 – 31:05]

• Rachel describes the chaos of producing, writing, and starring in her new HBO series, likening the process to “giving birth” while still editing episodes.
• Colorful premiere party anecdotes, including her parents attending and a tattooed cast afterparty:
  • “At the beginning of the party, we were like, no one's gonna get a tattoo. Like, no one's getting a tattoo. And then in the last hour of the party, everybody got tattoos.” [27:12]
• Describes the show as “Entourage for Internet it girls.” [31:09]

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7. Julius Randle Interview

[32:13 – 36:34]

New Baby & Shark Diving [32:19 – 33:48]

• Julius welcomes a baby girl, jokes about her “running the house,” and recounts swimming with sharks—a challenge inspired by Kobe Bryant:
  • “He used to go to South Africa and he used to dive, swim with the great whites and stuff like that. So we used to talk about it all the time.” [33:37]

Timberwolves & Anthony Edwards [34:09 – 35:41]

• Praise for teammate Anthony Edwards’ authenticity and leadership:
  • “He is who he is. Every single day, he is who he is...He was the first dude running up to me, hugging me, acting like he hit the shot. He was the biggest cheerleader celebrating me like no other.” [34:35]
• Playful discussion about the new Timberwolves “trees” jersey, gifts one to Jimmy, and shares their handshake.

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8. Nick Murphy Stand-Up Set

[37:20 – 42:18]

• Nick's comedy covers viral video fame (“I just had a video go for 10 million views on social media...Did not know that cop was wearing a body cam” [37:20]), flight delays, modern dating, and his former job as a pharmacy technician.
• Mocks the absurdity of customer interactions at the pharmacy and his own financial evolution.
• Ends on a classic pharmacy joke:
  • “Guy would come up and be like, 'Hey, I see I can drink this cough syrup, but would it work faster, in your opinion, if I was to inject the syrup directly into my veins?' and I would have to look at that guy and go, 'Let me check with the pharmacist...'” [42:18]

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Notable Quotes & Standout Moments (w/ Timestamps)

• Jimmy Fallon on Cuomo’s awkward endorsements:
  • “And Cuomo's like, okay, that's enough endorsements. Okay, we have Charles Manson on the phone.” [01:38]
• Rami Malek’s “Mr. Robot” hoodie saga:
  • “I had this hoodie that I got from Goodwill for 10 bucks…I did the surreptitious thing of just walking through the production office…He goes, 'no, that's exactly what I want.’” [14:11]
• Rachel Sennott on astrology as self-affirmation:
  • “If it works for you, it's true. If it doesn't, release it.” [19:40]
  • “Scorpios are intense and sexual. Sexy.” [21:51]
• Julius Randle on Anthony Edwards’ leadership:
  • “He was the biggest cheerleader celebrating me like no other. You know what I mean?…as incredible of a talent as he is, to be that invested in his teammates, that says a lot about the human being.” [34:35]
• Nick Murphy on his pharmacy job:
  • “…Used to work in pharmacy…This is totally true. Ten years ago, as a pharmacy technician, I was making $9 an hour. Okay, here I stand before you guys. Tonight I do stand up comedy full time. Okay, Done. Now I make about half that.” [40:59]

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• [01:13] – Election Monologue
• [02:34] – “Dancing with the Stars” Wordplay
• [04:27] – Subway/Blimpy Gags & Holiday Announcements
• [07:00] – “Three Simple Steps” Comedy Bit
• [11:07] – Rami Malek Interview Start
  • [12:40] – “Mr. Robot” Discussion
  • [14:56] – “Nuremberg” Film Deep Dive
• [18:30] – Rachel Sennott Interview Start
  • [19:00] – Astrology Chart
  • [23:19] – “I Love L.A.” Stories
• [32:13] – Julius Randle Interview
• [37:20] – Nick Murphy Stand-Up

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Tone & Style

The episode maintains Jimmy Fallon’s trademark blend of quick wit, lighthearted banter, and a warm, inclusive atmosphere. The guests match his playful energy, diving into personal stories and light self-deprecation. Wordplay and audience interactions amplify the late-night, feel-good vibe, making even weighty topics accessible and engaging.

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Conclusion

This Tonight Show episode delivers on news satire, celebrity insights, and laugh-out-loud moments. Whether you’re intrigued by Rami Malek’s reflections, Rachel Sennott’s “birth chart” banter, Julius Randle’s shark encounters, or Nick Murphy’s pharmacy punchlines, it’s an hour packed with energy, humor, and human connection. Perfect for listeners who want both star power and sharp, accessible comedy.

Transcript

[Jimmy Fallon]

From Studio 6P in Rockefeller 7 in the heart of New York City, it's the Tonight show starring Jimmy Mallet. Tonight, joining Jim and his guests, Tommy Mallet, Rachel Sennott, Julius Landon, comedian Nick Mercy, and the legendary Ruse CO22. OK, and now here he is. Give me. That's awesome. I love you. I love you. Enjoy yourself, everybody. Enjoy yourself. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Tonight Show. You're here, you made it. Thank you for watching.

Well, guys, it is election day and the big race everyone's following is who will be the next mayor of New York City? Today, New Yorkers walked into the voting booth like freaking Cuomo or freaking Mamdani. Which one flows better? Freaking Cuomo. No, friggin Mamdani. What is, there's traffic here. Friggin Mamdani. Friggin de Blasio. Right before the election, Elon Musk endorsed Andrew Cuomo for mayor. Or as Cuomo put it, not helping. Meanwhile, President Trump also endorsed Andrew Cuomo. And Cuomo's like, okay, that's enough endorsements. Okay, we have Charles Manson on the phone.

No, no, no more endorsements.

Speaking of Trump, a new poll shows that his approval rating has hit a record low of 37%. 37%. To be honest, I don't think Trump cares. He spent all day walking around saying 3737373 7. But Trump's staff came up with a list of policies to boost his popularity. They were like, would Melania be cool with you dating Katy Perry? And he's like, let's get right to some happier news, though. Tonight was an all new episode of Dancing with the Stars. And we've, we've all been rooting for our pal Robert Irwin as awesome. I really, I love Dancing with the Stars.

[Comedian/Sidekick (possibly a band member or recurring guest)]

Same, same. It's probably my favorite Bruce Springsteen song.

[Jimmy Fallon]

No, that's Dancing in the Dark. I'm talking about Dancing with the Stars.

[Comedian/Sidekick (possibly a band member or recurring guest)]

Oh, right, right. Wait, Is it when people browse the offerings at a Honda dealership?

[Jimmy Fallon]

No, that's glancing at the cars. We're talking about Dancing with the Stars.

[Comedian/Sidekick (possibly a band member or recurring guest)]

Oh, right, right. Oh, wait, wait. Is it when you run a marathon?

[Jimmy Fallon]

No, that's panting really hard. This is Dancing with the Stars.

[Comedian/Sidekick (possibly a band member or recurring guest)]

Oh, right. Wait, is it when you, you take a smoke break in Michigan's Capitol?

[Jimmy Fallon]

No, that's Lansing with cigars. This is Dancing with the Stars.

[Comedian/Sidekick (possibly a band member or recurring guest)]

But is it when that group of long haired brothers sings mmm Bop?

[Jimmy Fallon]

No, that's Hanson with guitars.

[Comedian/Sidekick (possibly a band member or recurring guest)]

Is it when you sign up to go to space with Elon Musk?

[Jimmy Fallon]

That's Chancing it on Mars.

[Comedian/Sidekick (possibly a band member or recurring guest)]

When you go for a jog with.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Aladdin's nemesis, that's prancing with Jafar.

[Comedian/Sidekick (possibly a band member or recurring guest)]

When Trump slides into Putin's DMs, that's.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Romancing with the Czar.

[Comedian/Sidekick (possibly a band member or recurring guest)]

When you spot a delicious Cinnabon at.

[Jimmy Fallon]

The airport, that's an entrancing ball of lard.

[Comedian/Sidekick (possibly a band member or recurring guest)]

When you go golfing with former House.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Speaker Pelosi, that's Nancy with the Pars.

When your expensive fish eggs go bad.

That'S rancid caviars.

[Comedian/Sidekick (possibly a band member or recurring guest)]

When you defend an unpopular Star wars.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Character, that's standing with Jar Jar.

[Comedian/Sidekick (possibly a band member or recurring guest)]

How about when you belt out a see song with a group of pirates.

[Jimmy Fallon]

That'S shanty with the R's. Hang on.

[Comedian/Sidekick (possibly a band member or recurring guest)]

I think I got it. But is it the popular reality show that's captivated the nation?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yes. Awesome.

[Comedian/Sidekick (possibly a band member or recurring guest)]

I love Izzy Cake.

[Jimmy Fallon]

No, that's not. No, it's a different.

I'll talk to you later. I'll talk to you later. Well, switching gears, Subway just released new holiday sandwiches, including a ter hamkin, which is. Which is a combo of turkey, ham, and chicken. The ter hamkin features three types of meat, just like their tuna. Not to be a freaking freaking Mamdani.

[Comedian/Sidekick (possibly a band member or recurring guest)]

Freaking.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Not to be outdone, Blimpy just released a ter Jerkzen. It's a combination of turkey, beef jerky, and zin pouches. No, no, no. And finally, police in South Carolina arrested a man who was allegedly nude and doing donuts in a church parking lot.

[Julius Randle]

I'm sorry.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Allegedly nude. That's a real shot to your manhood. When they say allegedly nude. Is he naked? I don't know. Look at the picture. What do you think? I don't know. Guy stepped out of his car and the police were like, whoa, hey, cover up your ter Hamkin.

We have a great show, everybody. Give it up for the rooftop.

[Comedian/Sidekick (possibly a band member or recurring guest)]

New York City.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Welcome to the show, everybody.

[Comedian/Sidekick (possibly a band member or recurring guest)]

Hey, guys.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Last year, I put out a Christmas album called Holiday Seasoning, and we are.

[Rami Malek]

Oh.

[Jimmy Fallon]

And we're hitting that time of year again where the holiday seasoning has begun. People are getting decorations, making plans for Thanksgiving happening. So I'm happy to announce that my new channel on SiriusXM is starting today.

Channel 15, Jimmy Falls holiday seasoning Radio. This is the best.

It's so much fun. I get to play holiday music. I have classics. I got comedy ones. There's some new playlists of songs you might not have heard, celebrity holiday stories from a lot of my friends. And there's even a hotline where you can leave a Voicemail and make a request or tell me a funny story or ask me questions. Go to SiriusXM.com HolidayHotline it's super fun. Check out Channel 15 on SiriusXM and.

Get seasoning now through December 26th live. We have a great show for you tonight.

He stars in the film Nuremberg, which opens in theaters this Friday. Rami Malek is here.

Oh, he's fantastic. Thank you.

She executive produced, wrote and stars in the new show I love L. A on HBO and hbo. Max.

Rachel Sennott is joining us.

He's a three time NBA all star forward from the Minnesota Timberwolves.

Julius Randle is here tonight. Jules.

And we got great stand up from Nick Murphy. He's funny. Great show, guys. Life can be complicated, but it's not hard to make it simple. In fact, everything can be broken down into three simple steps. I'll show you what I mean. It's time for three simple steps.

Here we go. Three simple steps.

[Nick Murphy]

Three.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Our first topic is ordering an Uber. All right, let's break it. Let's break it down into three simple steps. Step one, type in your destination. Oh, yeah. Step two, pick the ride that says the wait is six minutes. Step three, wait 19 minutes. It's very. It's simple.

Simple.

It's just simple. Three. Three simple steps. Yeah. Up next we have destination weddings. All right, step one, get the invitation. Step two, look up how much flights and hotels cost. Step three, just send a blender and say you got Covid.

It's very simple.

[Nick Murphy]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Three steps. You got it. Very easy to do. Here's another one. How about this? Setting up a Tinder profile. Step one, download the app. Step two, type in your interest. Step three, add a photo of you next to your ugliest friend. That's it. It's very simple. Yeah.

Compartmental.

It only takes three. Three steps. That's it. Yeah. Up next, we have assembling Ikea furniture. Step one, lay the pieces out. Step two, follow the instructions. Step three, tell everyone you actually prefer a leaning bookcase.

Cool.

Love it. Next up we have using a self checkout machine. Step one, assemble your items. Step two, scan each one. Step three, accidentally tap white onion instead of yellow onion. And serve three years in prison.

Big deal.

Here's another one. This is a good one. Taking a nap.

[Julius Randle]

Oh, okay.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Step one, lie down. Step two, close your eyes for a minute. Step three, wake up six hours later with no idea who you are or where you are. Then try to piece the story of your life together like Jason Bourne. Up next, we have Booking an Airbnb. Step one, find a cute cabin in the woods. Step two, reserve your dates. Step three, stay calm when you pull into the driveway and the owner, Jasper, is just standing in the headlights with one overall strap dangling from his shoulder. I'll let you in. I'll let you in.

[Rami Malek]

Come on.

[Nick Murphy]

I got cameras.

[Jimmy Fallon]

We'll go in through the basement. And finally we have giving tourists directions.

Oh.

Step one, confidently tell them where to go. Step two, realize you sent them in the wrong direction. Step three, spend the rest of your life wondering what happened to them. There we go.

That's all for three simple steps. We'll be right back. Come on back. Come on up.

[Comedian/Sidekick (possibly a band member or recurring guest)]

Hear that Grip and slip. So lift me up. As I was a pup. I was designed to a pup. Get to know me. Approach me.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Our first guest is an Oscar and Emmy winning actor starring in the new film Nuremberg, which opens in theaters this Friday. Please welcome Rami Malek.

Welcome back. Please.

That was too much. Thank you.

[Julius Randle]

That's.

[Rami Malek]

That's far too kind.

[Jimmy Fallon]

No, they love you. Okay.

[Julius Randle]

No, my.

[Jimmy Fallon]

They love you.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

All right. How are you? You look great.

Welcome back to the show. It's a big show for us cuz we're following the NBA. Are you a big NBA fan?

[Rami Malek]

Are you? I am, yeah. I am. You are? Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

That does that surprise.

[Rami Malek]

I think it does surprise people. People think I'm just a serious actor who doesn't have any hobby. No.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah.

What do you have? I.

[Nick Murphy]

If you don't.

[Jimmy Fallon]

What do you.

[Rami Malek]

I paint and garden.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Do we do.

[Rami Malek]

I loved growing up in Los Angeles and I had Showtime. It was Showtime. The end of the Showtime era. So.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Oh my gosh.

[Rami Malek]

The last vestiges of Kareem. But still had magic.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yes.

[Rami Malek]

I remember my grandma watching saying, yalla, Kareem. Yallah. You're magic, you know.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Really?

[Nick Murphy]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Did you ever go to a game growing up?

[Rami Malek]

I couldn't afford to as a kid. But now sometimes fortunate. Very fortunate enough to get some nice seats. Worked with Spike Lee a couple times. So he took me to the Knicks game. So that's. That's kind of the coolest thing to go. Watch your feet, everyone. Name dropping coming your way.

[Jimmy Fallon]

But it's a little pressure to be that close to the players.

[Nick Murphy]

It is.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It's nerve wracking.

[Rami Malek]

It's nerve wracking. But then somebody comes up and gives you a little fist bump. Like you know, never happens to me.

[Jimmy Fallon]

No. No. I get ignored. Yeah.

[Nick Murphy]

I don't know.

[Rami Malek]

Look at all the love. I Got.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, you feel soaking the.

You should. This year marks the 10th anniversary, if you can believe it or not, of Mr. Robot, which was a breakthrough role for you. Ten years later, what are your thoughts on that show?

[Rami Malek]

It blew me away that it was 10 years. It was just a seminal part of my life. I mean, I never thought that I would ever be the lead in a TV show that happened. And to do it alongside Christian Slater and this. Yeah, it's fantastic. And we've still kept up. We've been friends ever since, which you just.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, I love hearing that. This is a picture of you doing Mr. Robot. This is your trademark hoodie. Now, there's a. There's a little story into this hoodie that I didn't realize you had to audition a bunch of hoodies.

[Rami Malek]

Sam Esmail, who created the show, is an absolute visionary, but a professional. Not. And. And a perfect.

[Jimmy Fallon]

And a perfectionist.

[Nick Murphy]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yes.

[Rami Malek]

And so you had to get everything perfect. And I was going to be wearing that thing for four seasons, so it had to be perfect. And so I think I tried on about. I don't know, it came to about like, 55, 60 of them.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Were they all black?

[Rami Malek]

They were all black. Sometimes you'd be like, can you take the sleeves off of this and put it on that one? Oh, my gosh. All right, enough audition. My audition limit for hoodies has hit its ceiling.

[Rachel Sennott]

Yeah.

[Rami Malek]

50.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah. I draw the line at 20. You were nicer.

[Rami Malek]

I was much, much nicer.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah.

[Rami Malek]

I went into my closet back home and I remembered having this hoodie that I got from Goodwill from 10, you know, the Goodwill Salvation army for 10 bucks. And I did the surreptitious thing of just walking through the production office with this hoodie on, and he looked at it and goes, what's that? I go, this. Oh, no, you don't want this. I've had this for 10 years. It's like, you know, I've lived in this thing. He goes, no, that's exactly what I want.

[Jimmy Fallon]

He did it. That's enough auditioning. That's the hoodie. That's the hoodie.

[Rami Malek]

That's the hoodie. And as we wrapped, I gave him that original hoodie. I framed it, shadow boxed it. And, yeah, it was his gift.

[Jimmy Fallon]

That's so funny. It's like hanging in his living room right now.

[Rami Malek]

I think probably in his home cinema.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yes, of course. Let's talk about your new film. New, which is fantastic. What a cast, by the way. You got. You.

[Nick Murphy]

You got.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Russell Crowe is fantastic.

[Rami Malek]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Michael Shannon.

[Rami Malek]

Yes. No, these are John Slattery. Leo Woodall's in there. It's a stacked cast.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Michael Shannon is funny man. Okay.

[Rami Malek]

Michael Shannon, he is, right? No one expects Mike. I don't know if people expect Michael Shannon to be this funny. I actually. We had a clip of an interview we had to do and Slattery is talking about something super serious, but Shannon had just said something so funny and I couldn't stop laughing at it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

And they had.

[Rami Malek]

They're like, we have to edit out your jokes because it looks like you're making fun of Shannon the whole time. No, but the truth is, he is just so. I'm like, you need to have a stand up routine.

[Jimmy Fallon]

He's brilliant.

[Rami Malek]

He's so good.

[Jimmy Fallon]

And he's talented too. He can sing. Do you know he's in a band.

[Rami Malek]

There's nothing he can't do.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, he came on the show, my.

[Rami Malek]

Mom watches him and she's like, who is this man? I love this man.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I love this. He should have a stand up routine. He came on the show once dressed as Alvin and the Chipmunks.

[Rami Malek]

Did he really?

[Jimmy Fallon]

No, just for no reason.

[Rami Malek]

You're kidding. Yeah, that's Michael Chan.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I swear to God. You want him around all the time. He just walked out dressed as Alvin.

[Rami Malek]

We'll be doing.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, I loved it. I thought it was great. I was like, I don't even know if we brought it up. We just did the interview normal.

[Rami Malek]

Are you serious or are you kidding?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, we didn't bring up.

[Rami Malek]

I have to.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I can't talk.

[Nick Murphy]

Your bread.

[Rami Malek]

Is he being serious?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, no, I'm being serious. Yeah, I was good. But anyway, he's also a phenomenal actor.

[Rami Malek]

He's a phenomenal actor. He's an incredible.

[Jimmy Fallon]

And Russell Crowe.

[Rami Malek]

Oh, my God, to go toe to toe with those guys, it's just. It's important subject matter. Of course.

[Jimmy Fallon]

But you've been chasing this.

[Rami Malek]

I've been chasing this for a while. It's a story. It's based on a book called the Nazi and the Psychiatrist. And before the Nuremberg trials, they decided that they had to see if these men, the Nazis, were fit for trial. So they brought in an army psychiatrist and he was tasked with deciphering if they were compos mentis, if they were fit for trial. So he would go in and interview them all. And he's tasked with sitting down with Hermann Goering, Hitler's second in command, who is played by Russell Crowe. I think it's one of his finest performances.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It is fantastic.

[Rami Malek]

And what Douglas Kelly, the psychiatrist who I discovers is that he's charming, he's witty, and he gets intoxicated by him. So it's this real cat and mouse thriller. And then you get into the courtroom scenes with Shannon going against Crow, and it's just a battle back and forth. But there are moments, you know, where I just. I'm like, I gotta make this character charming and discerning because you're going up against the entire roster of. Of Nazis. So there's gotta be some room to breathe. So it's actually. It's an odd thing to say about a film of that weight, but there is. It's actually quite entertaining.

[Nick Murphy]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

There's some levity in there.

[Rami Malek]

There has to be levity, because that's what we need in the darkest of times.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah.

Rami Malek, everybody. Nuremberg opens in theaters this Friday. More tonight's show after the break.

Stick around, as always.

[Comedian/Sidekick (possibly a band member or recurring guest)]

Thank you. Calling Captain Brock starting at the bot.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Our next guest is a talented, talented actress who executive produced, wrote and stars in the new Show I Love L. A, which airs every Sunday at 10:30pm on HBO and streams on HBO Max. Everyone, please welcome Rachel Sennott.

Welcome back.

Love having you on the show. My birthday buds.

[Rachel Sennott]

I know. We're birthday twins.

[Jimmy Fallon]

We have the same birthday. September 19th. The best birthday.

[Rachel Sennott]

Best birthday ever. We're both sisters.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yes. We are both sisters.

[Rachel Sennott]

We're totally sisters.

[Jimmy Fallon]

We're totally sisters. But you told me that you're really into astrology.

[Rachel Sennott]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I did not know this about you.

[Rachel Sennott]

Yeah, I'm an astrology freak. You are, are you?

[Jimmy Fallon]

No.

[Rachel Sennott]

You're about to be.

[Nick Murphy]

Really?

[Jimmy Fallon]

You asked me. Cause I said, We're Virgos.

[Rachel Sennott]

September 19th, we're Virgos, but we're actually almost Libras. We're Virgo. Libra. Cusp. Jimmy's like, yeah. And I know what this means.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I know the horoscopes and stuff like that. I read them in the newspaper, and sometimes if they're bad, I forget them.

[Rachel Sennott]

No, you have to choose. This is the thing about astrology. If it works for you, it's true. If it doesn't, release it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Thank you.

[Rachel Sennott]

Absolutely. That's the only.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I love that.

[Rachel Sennott]

Yes.

[Jimmy Fallon]

That's what I do.

[Rachel Sennott]

I do it in a totally delusional way. If it's like, today is your day, go out and take it. This year is yours. I'm like, real. If it's like, you're being a bad daughter, I'm like, lies.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah.

[Rachel Sennott]

Not true.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Lies.

[Rachel Sennott]

Apologize to your mom. Can't. Yes.

[Jimmy Fallon]

All Right. So what do I have in store for.

[Rachel Sennott]

Well, I read your chart.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah. You asked me this morning, what time was I born.

[Rachel Sennott]

Yes.

[Jimmy Fallon]

No one knows what time they were born.

[Rachel Sennott]

Every guy I've ever dated does. Anytime you date me, you better believe I'm going, what time were you born?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Really?

[Rachel Sennott]

Yeah. And you dive into it Sometimes I research before I start dating the person. And that's good.

[Jimmy Fallon]

You should.

[Julius Randle]

Yeah.

[Rachel Sennott]

And then just so I know what I'm getting into.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Of course.

[Rachel Sennott]

And then it's like a couple weeks in, I ask, like, pretend as a joke, I'm like, and when were you born?

[Jimmy Fallon]

What time exactly?

[Rachel Sennott]

And when. Exactly when did we born?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Oh, my God.

[Nick Murphy]

Yeah.

[Rami Malek]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

And then you deep dive.

[Rachel Sennott]

And then you deep dive. Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Wow.

[Rami Malek]

All right.

[Jimmy Fallon]

So I was born at 9:50 in the morning.

[Rachel Sennott]

Mm.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah. Now, is that a good thing?

[Rachel Sennott]

It's a great thing.

[Nick Murphy]

It is.

[Rachel Sennott]

It's a great thing.

[Julius Randle]

Talk to me.

[Rachel Sennott]

Okay.

[Jimmy Fallon]

This is the greatest thing ever.

[Rachel Sennott]

So I printed out Jimmy's chart.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Okay.

[Rachel Sennott]

Yes.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Thank you for doing this.

[Rachel Sennott]

So you're a Virgo, but you're almost a Libra. And you have a stellium in libra in the 12th house, which I also have. Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I can't believe that I have a stellium the whole time, and I didn't.

[Rachel Sennott]

Know I have a stellium the whole.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Time I didn't know it. I was walking around like I didn't have a stellium.

[Rachel Sennott]

And can I just say, not everybody has stelliums. I mean, zero star, it's so. But okay, so you're a Virgo, Libra, Stellium, and you're a Scorpio rising.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Ooh.

[Rami Malek]

I am.

[Rachel Sennott]

Which I also am.

[Julius Randle]

Oh.

[Rachel Sennott]

Okay, guys, come on. Okay.

[Nick Murphy]

Yeah.

[Julius Randle]

What does that mean?

[Rachel Sennott]

Okay, now, people used to hate on Geminis. Now they're turning on Scorpios.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Oh, my.

Come on.

What is the world coming to?

[Rachel Sennott]

Scorpios are intense and sexual. Sexy. Yeah. Scorpio's are intense and sexy. Okay, so Scorpio's intense and sexy. So if you're a Scorpio rising, that means you come off as intense and sexy. So it's like someone meets you and they're like, whoa. Do you feel that?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Do you feel that? Yeah, sometimes. Yeah.

[Rachel Sennott]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I got different. Whoa.

[Nick Murphy]

You know?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah. Yeah, I do.

[Rachel Sennott]

So I'm giving that.

[Nick Murphy]

I feel that.

[Rachel Sennott]

I'm giving that.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yes. You were both.

[Rachel Sennott]

So we're both in that way that we're kind of giving, like, sexy, mysterious.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yes.

[Rachel Sennott]

Then Virgo. Meanwhile, it's like, we're all about making lists. So it's like we're giving off sexy, but in reality, we're like, I wanna send three emails.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yes.

[Rachel Sennott]

That's actually who we are.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It's really funny.

[Rachel Sennott]

And then your moon is who you are when you're alone. Like, at your core, I'm a cancer moon, which means when I'm alone, I cry and I'm emotional. You are again, Scorpio Moon. So you seem like a freak, and you are a freak.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Oh, okay.

[Rachel Sennott]

It's like.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[Rachel Sennott]

What you're giving off is who you are.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Okay.

[Rachel Sennott]

Yes.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, I will take that. That is.

[Rachel Sennott]

That's your chart, baby.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Thank you so much. I appreciate this.

[Rachel Sennott]

Do you like it?

[Jimmy Fallon]

You're very thoughtful.

I love it, actually.

Yeah.

I gotta tell you, I love L. A.

[Rachel Sennott]

You do?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah.

This is your show. You wrote, you produced it. You star in it. It's a lot of work.

[Rachel Sennott]

I know.

[Jimmy Fallon]

This is your. This is your.

[Rachel Sennott]

This is my baby.

[Jimmy Fallon]

This is your baby.

[Rachel Sennott]

This is my baby. And what's crazy, too, is I just. We're still editing the show as it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Comes out, as it's happening.

[Rachel Sennott]

Yeah. It's sort. I'm sure you get it. It's the sort of the feeling of, like, SNL sort of. It's like you're pulling it together as you go. We're still doing score and color for the final episodes. And then I went right from that into promoting the show. And it feels like I just gave birth and there's poop on the table and I'm holding the baby, it's covered in goo. And everyone's like, let me take a picture of that. Let me get a quick picture of that.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, don't take a picture.

[Comedian/Sidekick (possibly a band member or recurring guest)]

Let me.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Let's give me a couple days.

[Rachel Sennott]

Let me dry off the baby.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yes. And then you can take a photo.

[Rachel Sennott]

Wet right now.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Okay.

Yes.

[Rachel Sennott]

Sopping wet.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yes. Yeah. So that's what. That's the feeling you're feeling right now?

[Rachel Sennott]

That's the feeling I'm feeling. I'm feeling a little vulnerable.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah. Okay, good. But there's eight episodes in total.

[Rachel Sennott]

Eight episodes in total.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Do you have a favorite episode?

[Rachel Sennott]

I feel like I switch between my favorites. I would say 4, 6 and 7.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Okay.

[Rachel Sennott]

4, 6, 7.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Wait. 6, 7, 6, 7. There's some.

There's some.

There's some Gen Z kid. His head is exploding.

He's like, six, seven. You said six, seven. I can't believe you said that. What? Oh, my God. 41.

Yeah, exactly.

[Nick Murphy]

All right.

[Rachel Sennott]

And then I also love eight, because I directed eight, but that's just like, a favoritism. Like, I love it because I did.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Look at what you're doing. You're crushing it. Now. You had this big premiere for I Love la.

[Rachel Sennott]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Which is great. And mom and dad came to the premiere.

[Rachel Sennott]

Yes, they did. And you met them last time.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I love them.

[Rachel Sennott]

They were here.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Hi, mom and dad.

[Rachel Sennott]

Yeah, they're not here this time. They were like, we've done it before. Mom, dad, they're over me now.

[Jimmy Fallon]

They're like, he has Scorpio Moon. We're good.

[Rachel Sennott]

We're so good. But this party, it was wild. It was really fun. And so it was basically, the after party was at Chateau Marmont, which, I don't know if you guys know it. Yeah, it's a hotel in la, but it's famous for its parties.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It's parties.

[Rachel Sennott]

Yeah, it's a party spot.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It's a great party hotel.

[Rachel Sennott]

So I tell my parents where the premiere is, and basically they call me. My dad calls me, and he's like. So we booked our hotel. We're staying at Chateau Marmont. Okay.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I'm like, that's where the party is.

[Rachel Sennott]

I think you shouldn't be there, but okay. So they're saying, like, where the after party is. It's like, it go. It's like. I'm like. You will hear.

[Jimmy Fallon]

La.

[Rachel Sennott]

But. Okay.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, if you want that.

[Rachel Sennott]

If you want that. Okay. And then my parents were so funny at the premiere. They're, like, taking photos. There were, like, little napkins that said, I love la. My dad's sending, like, blurry photos to the group chat. And, like, Emma Chamberlain is in the background. My sister's like, dad, that's Emma. That's Emma Chamberlain. Move the napkin.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, it's Emma Chamberlain.

Get Emma.

[Rachel Sennott]

Yeah. But it was really, really fun. And the cast got drunk and we all got tattoos.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I don't understand how this happens at a party. But so wait. It's a real rager. I mean, you gotta. So wait, there's a tattoo artist at the party.

[Rachel Sennott]

At the party. She was fabulous.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Was she. Was she hired or was she just walking in and it happened to be.

[Rachel Sennott]

She was hired. But that would have been even cooler if someone was.

[Julius Randle]

I can do it.

[Rachel Sennott]

I'll do it.

[Nick Murphy]

I'll do it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I guess. Yeah.

[Rachel Sennott]

Yeah. I've been to parties like that before. But it was. We had a higher tattoo artist. And at the beginning of the party, we were like, no one's gonna get a tattoo. Like, no one's getting a tattoo. And then in the last hour of the party, everybody got tattoos. Yeah.

[Comedian/Sidekick (possibly a band member or recurring guest)]

What?

[Rachel Sennott]

Yes. And I always was like, I've never gotten a tattoo before.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Me neither.

[Rachel Sennott]

You know, the whole bumper stick on a Bentley. But I'm kind of more like a RAV4. So I just, you know, I was like, RAV4. I'll do it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

No, you're.

[Rachel Sennott]

I'm a RAV4. I drive a RAV4. It's fabulous. Yeah, it's good for. It's strong.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Well, I'm afraid of committing to the tattoo.

[Rachel Sennott]

To a tattoo. That's why it's like, you just have to do it in the moment. Do you know what I mean?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Kind of.

[Rachel Sennott]

But so.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I would never do it.

[Rachel Sennott]

You just have to be on a high and be with all your friends. And everyone goes, let's do it right now.

[Jimmy Fallon]

No, I know, but you regret that. You're like, dude, you have a McNugget on your back.

I was in the McNugget.

[Rachel Sennott]

I like the nuggets. Yeah. So I. But it was crazy because I was so, like, stressed. I was like, I'm gonna wake up and maybe regret this. Like, I don't know, whatever. And then I wake up, like, expecting something crazy. Smallest tattoo.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Where is it? Where are we looking?

That's it.

I think it's cute.

[Rachel Sennott]

I like it, but it's so. It's so. Can you see it even?

[Jimmy Fallon]

No, not really. I really.

[Rachel Sennott]

It's so small. And then I.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It's.

[Nick Murphy]

It hearts.

[Rachel Sennott]

It's two hearts. Aw.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Are you romantic.

[Rachel Sennott]

I got it with my co showrunner, Emma. So we both got them.

[Rami Malek]

Come on.

[Rachel Sennott]

But it's so. It's laughable. I was literally like, I'm a completely different person. Like, I have a tattoo now. I'm gonna just get tattoos. It's this big. It's so small.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It didn't change you at all.

[Rachel Sennott]

Didn't change me at all. Same girl.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Same girl.

[Rachel Sennott]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

But then there was an after. After party.

[Rachel Sennott]

Okay. Okay, here's the real tea. So we go. We party late. My parents are staying at Chateau, as I've said. And my little sister came. And so my parents go upstairs, whatever. We close out the party. Then my friend is like, afters in my room. Cause I'm staying at Chateau. So we all go over, whatever, and we bring, like a. We're there with the crowd, and they're like, hey, we're cracking down. Like, no parties. You gotta keep it chill. You need a key to get inside. Lizzy, my little Sister. She goes, I have a key. The doorman goes, your parents do. And they're sound asleep and you should join them. And we were like, ooh, okay. He read us. So we had to sneak in through the back. Sorry. And we go up to my friend's room. Whatever. It's cute, cozy. We keep it chill. We keep it polite. Then someone takes a photo of all of us together. And it's a really cute photo. Whatever. And my little sister, the next day, she's like, text me the photo. Text me the photo. It's such a good photo. And I was like, I'm gonna text you the photo. But don't post it. Cause we all look a little sauced. Let's, you know, let's keep it cute.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah.

[Rachel Sennott]

Every person in the photo posted to grid.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I did.

[Rachel Sennott]

Yeah. Everybody posted. I was like, okay, post the photo. Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Can I show the photo?

[Rachel Sennott]

Yeah. It's fabulous.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I don't think everyone looks totally wasted.

Wow.

[Rachel Sennott]

That's my baby sister.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Trouble.

Troublemaker. And did everyone. Was that Cara Delevingne?

[Rachel Sennott]

Love her.

[Jimmy Fallon]

She's my fave diva. I love her. Now, does everyone here. Did everyone get tattoos?

[Rachel Sennott]

Not every. The cast did.

[Jimmy Fallon]

The cast got tattoos.

[Rachel Sennott]

I can't actually speak for everyone. I didn't check in with everyone the next morning. We had a press junket. I just was with the. We all had like the little. Do you know how they put the little plastic over it? Do you know what I mean? So we're all in the press junket, like, bleeding a little. We were all like, hey, that's fabulous.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Do you want to tell everyone what I love LA is about? What do they have to look forward to?

[Rachel Sennott]

Yes. Okay. So I would describe it. If I could put it down to one sentence, I would say it's Entourage for Internet it girls.

[Jimmy Fallon]

There you go. Yeah, that's a good way of. You love Entourage. I agree.

[Rachel Sennott]

I love Entourage.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It is that. It's very good. It's very funny.

Rachel said it. Everybody catch a new episode of I love L. A on HBO every Sunday night and stream it on hbo. Max.

[Nick Murphy]

Max.

[Jimmy Fallon]

We'll be right back with Julius Randall. Stick around. Our next guest is a three time.

NBA all star from the Minnesota Timberwolves. Last night, he achieved his 15th career triple double against the Brooklyn Nets.

Please welcome Julius Randall.

Julius, you know New York loves you. We love you still. Come on.

[Julius Randle]

Absolutely.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Welcome back, New York. Welcome. Welcome back to the show. And congrats on a new baby girl.

[Julius Randle]

Yeah, she's beautiful.

[Jimmy Fallon]

That's a big deal.

[Julius Randle]

She's Incredible. First girl, she's here now. She's somewhere around here, but, yeah, she's running the house. She got two older brothers, so. So any of the boys that you know want to date her in the future, watch out. Cause she's, you know, I'll run this.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Don't let her out.

[Julius Randle]

Yeah, but she got two brothers to protect her. But, yeah, she's the princess of the house now for sure.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Oh, good for you. That's awesome. Now, did you have her before or after you went swimming with sharks?

[Julius Randle]

After.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah. Yeah. Why would you. What's wrong with you?

[Nick Murphy]

A lot.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Why would you go. A lot is wrong with me swimming with sharks, Julius.

[Julius Randle]

Yeah, I don't know. You said it was fun, so.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Oh, you're an American treasure.

You can't do stuff like that. You brought us some video. Walk me through this thing. This is okay.

[Julius Randle]

Yeah, that's me. I'm scared. I see the sharks.

[Jimmy Fallon]

This is awful.

[Julius Randle]

This is me and my wife. We're down there. But then when you get down there, it's amazing. It's peaceful. It's beautiful.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Peaceful?

[Rami Malek]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Like, peaceful. It's incredible. Talking about it's incredible. Like, once you're screaming. My breath.

[Julius Randle]

Once you get down there, it was crazy. But, yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I mean, who talked you into doing this?

[Julius Randle]

You know, ironically enough, Kobe.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Did he.

[Julius Randle]

Yes, Kobe Bryant. Yeah. He was a big motivator for doing this. Cause he used to go to South Africa and he used to dive, swim with the great whites and stuff like that.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Wow.

[Julius Randle]

So we used to talk about it all the time. So I was like, man, I want to do it eventually. And then my daughter being here, actually, it worked opposite. Because she made me more brave to be able to do it. So me and my wife, we were in Hawaii, and we went and did it. And, yeah, you should do it. We should go next time. But we're gonna do it without the cage.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, without the cage.

Yeah.

[Nick Murphy]

Right?

[Julius Randle]

Without the cage.

[Rami Malek]

No, man.

[Jimmy Fallon]

No way. Congrats. Timberwolves had a great season last season. Your buddy Anthony Edwards there.

[Julius Randle]

Yeah, he's incredible.

[Jimmy Fallon]

What's it like playing with him?

[Julius Randle]

That's my guy, man.

[Rami Malek]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

He's great, man.

[Julius Randle]

He's. That dude there is amazing. Like, he's everything that you see on camera and on the court, that's who he is. He's 100% authentically himself.

[Jimmy Fallon]

He is who he is.

[Julius Randle]

Every single day, he is who he is. And, like, the thing that I love about him is just how humble and, like, how great of A teammate. He is like, everybody sees, like Anthony Edwards, he goes score 50 points and the face of the NBA, but like, he's the best teammate. He's your biggest cheerleader. I had a game, one of my first games with the Timberwolves last year in Phoenix, and I hit a game winner and he was the first dude running up to me, hugging me, acting like he hit the shot. He was the biggest cheerleader celebrating me like no other. You know what I mean? So to see somebody like that, as incredible of a talent as he is, to be that invested in his teammates, that says a lot about the human being.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, I feel like that's kind of one of the secrets about having a winning team.

[Julius Randle]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Jimmy Fallon]

When you talk about Kobe and stuff like that, it's like you have that energy and you put that. Aura seems to be the new word everyone keeps using.

[Julius Randle]

That's what my kids say.

[Jimmy Fallon]

No, it's the biggest word.

[Nick Murphy]

Aura. Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

But I mean, I feel like you all, you have to have that to be a leader and bring the team together and be one. Yeah, yeah.

[Julius Randle]

He has the charisma, you know, he talks a lot of trash.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, good. That's part of the game.

[Julius Randle]

Yeah, it's part of the game. So. So, you know, I like to take his money in cars, on the plane and all that stuff, but you're supposed to do that. He got the aura, man. Yeah, he's got the glasses, like. Yeah, he got all that down pat.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Well, I know that you have a new jersey. The Timberwolves have a new jersey this season.

[Julius Randle]

Yes, yes, yes. The trees. The trees. We bought the trees jersey back. Bringing back that old Timberwolves nostalgia.

[Jimmy Fallon]

What are you looking for, man?

[Julius Randle]

I got you something, man.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Come on now. Are you. Come on, bud. You kidding me, bud? I had to bring you one. Yeah, I'm afraid. Come on, bud.

That's what I'm talking about.

Come on. But that's my.

[Rami Malek]

Dude.

[Julius Randle]

You're part of the team.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Come on. You're the best, man.

You know I love you.

Do you remember our handshake?

There you go. That's our handshake. All right, Good.

Julius Randall, everybody. You can catch NBA action all season long. Tuesday nights on NBC. And Peacock. We'll be right back with Stand up from Nick Murphy. Stick around, everybody. Yo, clap your hands.

[Comedian/Sidekick (possibly a band member or recurring guest)]

Your hands are clap. If I ask you, you're feeling better answer. Disco over disco duck, sensei. Hip hop, baby, baby.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Our next guest has his comedy special.

Live in Tempe, available on the 800 pound gorilla YouTube channel. Making his tonight show debut. Please welcome the very funny Nick Mur.

[Nick Murphy]

Thank you. Thank you. Please sit down. I'm the least famous person on the show. I got the least amount of time. Oh, this is awesome. This is a milestone night for me, ladies and gentlemen. You're the first audience I get to announce this to right here, right now. An announcement to make. I just had a video go for 10 million views on social media, which is a pretty cool number, I think. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you very much. Did not know that cop was wearing a body cam. Did not know that. Did not know that's tough. Tased me once, shame on me. Tased me twice is what I shouted. Apparently. I don't even remember doing that. Just glad I made it to the show. Had a flight delay. That's always a pain. People hate those. I actually think it's a good thing. I think you should delay a flight, Especially a flight, because that means there's a problem. But they're working on it. Do you want the alternative? What does that sound like? Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Got a thunderstorm surrounding the entire airport. Air traffic control's not letting anybody in or out. Also, our left engine does not seem to want to start. Just had a mechanic take a look at that. He said he's not going to be able to fix that till tomorrow.

[Julius Randle]

But.

[Nick Murphy]

We'Re going to go ahead and go for it. We think we can get you there. Who's ready for takeoff? I am so hungover. Let's do this. Been dating around a little bit as well. You're welcome. I can take a woman out on a date. One, one at a time, please. That's my pace. That's my level of game. Some guys have game that's off the charts. You know these guys, they say stuff that doesn't even make sense. They go home with, like, nine ladies. I've seen this happen at a bar. A guy walked up to a woman he'd never met before. He just goes right up to her. He goes, what's going on? What's your name? Stephanie. She goes, no, actually, it's Rachel. And he just goes. I knew it was something. That's all he said. Had her phone number in like, 30 seconds. I couldn't believe it. I'm at the back of the bar. I'm looking for a referee. Like, you gotta call something on that man. Travel offsides. There's no way this guy's life is that easy. I didn't know more about him. I walked right up to him. I Go, hey, buddy, what do you do for work? He goes, actually, I work for my dad. I was like, I knew it was something. I knew. That does sound easy.

[Rami Malek]

Yeah.

[Nick Murphy]

But I was feeling a little loose that night. I'd had a couple drinks. I said, let me try that, see if it is that easy. Same bar, different woman. I walked right up to her. What's going on? What's your name? Stephanie. She goes, yeah, actually, how'd you know? And I was like, nevermind. It's the best job in the world. Love doing this. Didn't always do this. Used to have a day job. Used to work in pharmacy. You guys know pharmacy? It's where you bring in a prescription, you hand it to us, then you walk away for 30 seconds, you come right back, you say, where is it? We tell you it's not quite ready yet. And then you guys threaten our families. Does that sound right? Does that sound familiar? It was a stressful job. I didn't like it. And I wasn't even the pharmacist. That's the guy with the white lab coat. He makes all the money. I was his assistant. I was the technician. You know, I made nothing. That's why I'm proud that I made it this far in this business. This is totally true. Ten years ago, as a pharmacy technician, I was making $9 an hour. Okay, here I stand before you guys. Tonight I do stand up comedy full time. Okay, Done. Now I make about half that. It's all liability, right? The pharmacist called all the big shots. That's why he made all the big bucks. I didn't call any shots. Legally, I was not allowed to answer medical questions. Even if I felt like I knew the answer, guy would come up and be like, hey, I see I can drink this cough syrup, but would it work faster, in your opinion, if I was to inject the syrup directly into my veins and I would have to look at that guy and go.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Let.

[Nick Murphy]

Me check with the pharmacist. Let me see what he thinks. You guys are amazing. Thank you so much. Really appreciate it. Thank you.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I'm Nick Murphy. New ass Nick Murphy look for his comedy special live in Tempe on YouTube. My thanks to Robbie Malik, Rachel Senna, Julius Randall, Nick Murphy once again, and the Roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Thank you for watching. Stay tuned for Late night with Seth Meyers. Good night, everybody. Get involved, better get involved. Get, get it, get involved. Get into it, do it. Get involved. Man, you say New York City just let snow run right time. So hard working Mr. Dynamite work, work, work, work, work, work, work yeah, baby Got involved, got, got involved get, get, get Invol.

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