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Jimmy Fallon
There once was a squad from Jamaica, Queens that went by the name of New York's team the Garden it shook and the Fens they roared let's go. St. John's red storm. Soon may the Red Storm come to rock the rim and make a run One day when the winning is done we'll cut the nets and go Draining three Spread through the hoop Lay a pump fake alley oop the Johnnies march to victory the champs of the Big east soon may the Red Storm Come to rock the rim and make a run One day when the winning is done we'll cut the nets and go Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Back on top after 25, led by a coach we all revere A legendary man among his peers. His name is Rick Pitino. Soon may the Red Storm come to rock the rim and make a run One day when the winning is done we'll cut the nets and go. From the Studio 6B in Rockefeller center in the heart of New York City, it's a Credential.
Chad Franks
Starring Jimmy Fallon.
Jimmy Fallon
Join Jim and his guest, Parker Pony. Alan Cummings. Rick Pino. Featuring the legendary Rooster 2104. And now here he is, Gimmy Fallon. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Thank you. Welcome, welcome. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome. Welcome to the Tonight Show. The Tonight Show. Come on. Well, guys, in response to President Trump's, Canada is now removing American alcohol from their shelves. It is tough news for all the Spring breakers who booked a trip to Nova Scotia. Yet Canada is no longer selling bottles of Jack Daniel's Fireball and Tito's Vodka, or as Democrats are currently calling it, breakfast. Meanwhile, today, Trump once again reversed course and announced that he's pausing the tariffs against Mexico and Canada for one month. When Sohee describes his economic policy, Trump said, basically, I just keep hitting snooze. Wake me up in 30 days. With Trump's constant back and forth, Americans don't know if our economy is open or totally shut. It's like the whole country is a Toys R Us. Are we out of business? No, we're back. Oh, we're number one. Oh, we're out of business. Okay. Say what you want about the tariffs, but no one has suffered more than. Than the guy who owns a combination Taco Bell, Tim Hortons, Panda Express. That guy. Imagine the odds. That is terrible. That's his retirement. Hey, we'll get this tomorrow. In Washington, Trump is hosting the first ever White House crypto summit.
Chad Franks
Is this it?
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah. Tickets cost $200. Wait, $50. Wait, $120. Wait, now it's nothing. Yeah. Trump is hosting a crypto summit at the White House. Here now to explain what this means is our crypto correspondent, Chad Franks. Chad, welcome to the show. Jimmy. Jimmy, are you in or are you out? What? We haven't even started talking. I was gonna ask you about tomorrow's summit. Yeah, when I hear summit, I hear high. As in buy low, sell high, which is exactly what we're gonna do now that the scorching hot team from Solano, Cardano and Chainlink have partnered to create Coinskunk. And now I got. Wait, what? I got a time sensitive invite to get it on the ground floor. Are you in? Or are you just a scared little boy? What? Aw, man, come on. We lost the invite. Come on, man. Hold on, hold on. Dope news. I just got airdropped an exclusive new coin from the wizards at Blanc who linked up with Floki and Snovio to create Oshkosh Bakash. It's a winner. It's a winner. Winner, chicken dinner, Jimmy. And all you gotta do is Moneygram me $5,000 on Zelle via Pay Bestie, which is like PayPal, don't worry, but it's based in Estonia. I usually don't invest like this. And we lost it. Come on, wake up, Val. But hold on. Da, da, da. Okay, all right, hold on just a second. Oh, I bet you thought. Oh, I bet you thought the crypto train left the station. But choo choo, I'm the little blockchain that could. Because if you just. I just really don't think that we should. If you just deposit 500k into my DraftKings account, and yes, I do mean. I do mean in yen, I can get you in on the sub basement level of a banger collab between Chimp Change, Beef Baby and Squid widgets. Those three geniuses had business throuple in the bathroom of a Cheesecake Factory and birthed Dracula coin. Say you're in or I lose all respect. No. God. Call me, ping me, poke me when you're finally ready to have your crypto bar mitzvah and become a man. I think we're out of time. Enjoy the crypto summit. I forgot to buy a ticket. Jimmy, catch price alley. Come on. What? I don't know what's going on. Is he all right? Thank you, buddy. All right, very good. Do you guys see this? The CDC just emailed about 180 recently fired employees telling them to come back to work. America's like, that's great news. Wait, cdc? What do they know? What's going on? One part of the email read, we apologize for any disruption that this may have caused. Staffers are like, well, I pulled my kids out of college, sold my house, but other than that, no harm done. Well, get this. I read that the Trump administration recently listed 443 federal properties for sale. Yeah. Including the headquarters of several federal agencies. And apparently they're looking at all kinds of buyers. Take a look at this.
Parker Posey
Jason and Maureen are looking for a.
Alan Cumming
Starter home for their family.
Jimmy Fallon
So, what'd you think of Property Won?
Alan Cumming
Well, I love the charm of the.
Jimmy Fallon
Harold L. Murphy Federal Building and United States Courthouse, but we'd have to renovate the kitchen, since right now it's a.
Alan Cumming
Jury duty holding room.
Jimmy Fallon
True, but the judge's bench did have granite countertops and there's space for my golf clubs. What'd you think of property, too? I love that the Evanston Social Security.
Alan Cumming
Claims office is move in ready.
Jimmy Fallon
But I gotta leave for work at 6am and that parking garage feels like a labyrinth.
Alan Cumming
I do think our future kids are.
Jimmy Fallon
Really gonna love the vending machines. So number three. It's a little open concept, but I'm in. It was amazing. It went for number three. Some news from overseas. Just weeks after reopening to Western visitors, North Korea has halted foreign tourism. It is tough news for all the spring breakers who switched their flights from Nova Scotia to North Korea. They'll eventually be open again to tourism when Trump makes North Korea the 52nd state. Oh, you guys be sure to change your clocks this weekend because Sunday is daylight savings time. Oh, it's actually daylight saving time. What was that, Tree? It's just. You said savings, but it's saving. No s. Oh, cool. Thanks, tree. I am such a fool. I got the phrase all wrong. I am so ashamed. So I shall sing my song O the pain and agony I. Jimmy. Jimmy. Jimmy. Are you good? What? Uh. Oh, yeah. Look, I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. It's a common misconception. No, no, it's fine. I could care less. Oh, it's actually. I couldn't care less. Not, not, not. Could. Right, right. My bad. I am such a fool. I blew it. Yet again. I am so embarrassed. When will this torture end? Oh, the misery and humiliation. Jimmy. Jimmy. Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. We can all hear you. What? Oh, sorry. Take it easy, man. We all make mistakes. Irregardless, you're a great guy. It's actually just regardless, not Irregardless, that's redundant, right? Of course. I knew that. Oh, God, I didn't know that. I've been saying it for years. Well, Jimmy, he has bested me. I feel like shedding tears. Oh, the suffering in sorrow. This grammar tit fortas. I cannot shake these feelings no matter where I. God. Guys, hold on.
Parker Posey
You're not supposed to end a sentence with a preposition.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh, zigzit. Come on. What do you know, Mr. Know It All? You know everything. And finally, Netflix just announced their second live boxing event. Yeah, and I honestly think Jake Paul has a pretty good chance against Dick Van Dyke. We have a great show. Give it up for the Roots. Everybody shut up. Yeah. Wait for this. Let me do it again. I like it. Oh. Oh. Welcome to the show, everybody. Be sure to tune in on next week. We have some great shows coming up. Millie Bobby Brown will be here. Nick Jonas and Jesse Eisenberg will be on the show. Sting and Shaggy will be here to perform. And on Monday, we have a giant show, gal Gadot. And we'll be talking to the winner of the Traitors. No spoilers tonight, but we'll be talking to the winner on Monday. Or winners. Ooh, you never know. You don't know. And we'll have a performance from JJ. Hope from BTS. That's next week. Big week. But first, what a show we have for you tonight. She currently stars in the hit series the White Lotus, which airs Sundays on HBO and also streams on Max. She is amazing. Parker Posey is here tonight. So good in there. Come on. He hosts the number one unscripted show in the country, the Traitors, which is streaming right now on Peacock. Alan Cumming is joining us. No spoilers. I won't do it. He is a basketball hall of famer and coach of the St. John's red storm. They just won their first Big east title in 40 years. Coach Rick Pitino is here tonight and we got great music from Julia Michaels and Maren Morris.
Parker Posey
Stick around.
Jimmy Fallon
We'll be right back with Parker Posey. Your hands are clapped. Now if I ask you, you're feeling better. Look at me. I'm in a place to be to a team. Our first guest is an Emmy nominated actress who stars in the White Lotus, which airs Sundays on hbo, is also streaming on Max. Everyone, please welcome Parker Posen.
Alan Cumming
Can we get a little dance?
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah, we have to do a little dance. Why not? It is so great to see you. Thanks for coming back.
Alan Cumming
So good to see you too.
Jimmy Fallon
Congrats on White Lotus. You're crushing it. Oh, my gosh. People are loving you in this. And I gotta say, your accent is on point. It is fantastic. What is it? What's the background of it?
Alan Cumming
Thank you. You know, I'm from the South.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah.
Alan Cumming
And I have waited so long to deliver a Southern woman performance. And I just. The drama, the comedy, the relish, you know, the way people talk in the south, the way they connect. Like, I just love it, Jimmy. I love it.
Jimmy Fallon
I just love it.
Alan Cumming
I've waited my whole life.
Jimmy Fallon
Are people coming up and doing the accent to you?
Alan Cumming
Larazepam.
Jimmy Fallon
They're saying that to you.
Alan Cumming
Amy Lou, you know, Amy Lou is in the show. She plays Chelsea. She texted me. She was like, I've been thinking the word lorazepam, like 10 days. She couldn't get it out of her head.
Jimmy Fallon
It's unbelievable.
Alan Cumming
Lorazepam.
Jimmy Fallon
It sicks in your. But you're perfect in it. The whole ass is crushing it.
Alan Cumming
It was so much fun.
Jimmy Fallon
And it's my wife.
Alan Cumming
Oh. It was just so, you know, I had met Mike White over the years.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah, you must know each other, right? Director.
Alan Cumming
Yeah, of course. So I'd run into him and be like, oh, we gotta work together. I was like, yeah, when's that gonna be? And it was like 20 years later.
Jimmy Fallon
Isn't that hilarious?
Alan Cumming
You know, isn't that the way it works?
Jimmy Fallon
Isn't that crazy?
Alan Cumming
But I always felt like he was part of my high school or something, you know, And I just love his comedy, his drama, his jokes, the way he writes and crafts things.
Jimmy Fallon
And you rented him at a Halloween party.
Alan Cumming
I was at Jennifer Coolidge's Halloween party.
Jimmy Fallon
We love Jennifer Coolidge. I know.
Alan Cumming
And this was a big deal this year. It was Grimm's fairy tales. And I, you know, you have to deliver a costume at Jennifer's Halloween party or she'll be mad, of course.
Parker Posey
Oh, yeah, yeah, she should be.
Alan Cumming
So everyone delivers. So thank God I had something in my wardrobe. It was like a last minute thing.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah.
Alan Cumming
You know, I was Cinderella before the ball. So I had like a vintage Ralph Lauren, like, prairie skirt and this like turn of the century blouse and some old thing and just hair pieces from Spring Breakdown, a movie I did like, you know, 15 years ago. And then I just covered my face in black soot and I was like, I'm Cinderella before the party.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh, my God, that's fantastic.
Alan Cumming
Yeah. And, you know, everyone dressed up. She had this gorgeous mask on and Mike White was like, you know, shorts. Hansel. He was like, Hansel and Gretel yeah, From Hansel and Gretel. And.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah.
Parker Posey
So wait, so he came up to.
Jimmy Fallon
You there, and there's Hansel talking to Cinderella.
Alan Cumming
Like, I saw him in, you know. Yes. And, like, he had on these shorts, you know, and he was. It was like 1:00 in the morning. And I'm just at the cheese plate, you know, like, there's a big platter, a table of just cheese. And, you know, it's like 12:30, 1:00 at night. I'm gonna have that cheese. I'm just kind of like, of course. Oh, I know it's too late. I don't. Maybe some. And then he just came up, like, hi, I just gotta say. And he was like 20ft from me. It was like from here to there, you know, he didn't. It wasn't like, hey. He was like, hey. He, like, knew I was about to leave or something. He was like, I just gotta say, I love your work. I've seen what you've been doing. And then it was just kind of a magical moment, really, because he was dressed in this.
Jimmy Fallon
Wait, I have a picture of you from that party.
Alan Cumming
This is me and Hitchcock.
Jimmy Fallon
This is you and Michael Hitchcock. You are the greatest.
Alan Cumming
Ok, you don't recognize him here, but this is Hamilton, my husband from Best in Show.
Jimmy Fallon
That's right. That's Michael Hitchcock. Oh, my God. He's screaming, come on. He's a tree. He's a bird in his.
Alan Cumming
Come on.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh, my God. Cause it's fairytales.
Alan Cumming
That's right.
Jimmy Fallon
And he's a tree.
Alan Cumming
That's right. So I just. Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh, my God.
Alan Cumming
I sat in his lap.
Jimmy Fallon
I know how it happens. No, you never know how it happens.
Alan Cumming
You don't.
Jimmy Fallon
By the way, fans are loving you. No one knows someone's murdered. We know that. No spoilers tonight. But someone.
Alan Cumming
I signed an NDA.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah, me too. I'm not even allowed to talk. This whole thing is gonna be cut. But here's some headlines with fan theories of who they think did it. Someone says they think the monkey did it. I mean, but there's thousands of theories out there. By the way, did you see any monkeys? Did you get to play with any?
Alan Cumming
I didn't see. I didn't see any. I saw some monkeys when I was out and about, like, in the van. But of course, we all wish there was, like, a monkey right there staying with you. You know what I mean? Just like a round hanging out.
Jimmy Fallon
But it's Thailand, though. What did you see? Did you see animals?
Alan Cumming
You know, what was wild? One day I had a single egg at breakfast.
Jimmy Fallon
Yes.
Alan Cumming
And I went inside to, you know, get my scripts and stuff, and I came out and the egg was gone. It was either a squirrel or a crow. And you know what that means. They were watching me. They were watching me every day.
Jimmy Fallon
They were watching you and going, well, right? And now go. Let's go. Go. Get the team in here. Get that egg right now. Oh, my God. Isn't that hilarious?
Alan Cumming
The nature there is so beautiful. The people are so warm and happy. I love the way they connect. I was there for almost seven months. Thailand. Yeah. I did not want to break my work, you know, focus. And the schedule just didn't allow for me to go back and forth. I loved it so much.
Parker Posey
I'd never be.
Jimmy Fallon
I'd love to.
Alan Cumming
You know, they greet each other. They say, sawadee ka, sawadee ka. As a man, you would say sawadi kap, sawadika. But that's like a blessing when you. And it's hello, goodbye, and they're just so friendly. They call it the land of the friendly smiles. And they do, like, after my 10th massage, I was like, this is why I'm here.
Jimmy Fallon
Really.
Alan Cumming
White Lotus is like, this is a great show, but I needed this bodywork. They. I did. We all do.
Jimmy Fallon
We all do.
Alan Cumming
By the way, they get you like this and they're really strong and they really, like, ugh.
Parker Posey
Ugh.
Alan Cumming
And then they go for your stomach, too. Like, they get in there. They don't do that in this country.
Jimmy Fallon
There's so much Spanx on right now. I just don't want anything exploding. I've been sucking it in this whole interview. So, like, tell me more about the season. Yeah, but no way. So they get in there and they get in.
Alan Cumming
They really get in there to your umbilical cord. Like, you are just like. And there's no way you don't let things go when that. When, you know, when things are that intense.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah.
Alan Cumming
You know, like tension. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
Yes. Yes. Yeah.
Alan Cumming
So. And they're like two and a half hours.
Jimmy Fallon
I thought you people thought you meant. So. Yeah.
Alan Cumming
You thought. Tension.
Jimmy Fallon
Tension.
Alan Cumming
I understood. I know.
Jimmy Fallon
I understood what you said.
Alan Cumming
So, like, after my temp massage, I just felt really blessed.
Jimmy Fallon
Really?
Alan Cumming
Yes.
Jimmy Fallon
It looks gorgeous. It's the best cast. Yeah.
Alan Cumming
I'm so glad you like it.
Jimmy Fallon
I love it so much. I love it so much. I don't know how else to set it up. There's just families, a couple friends all at this hotel, and everyone's very Interesting.
Alan Cumming
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
Every character is interesting. I love everything I can talk about.
Alan Cumming
Well, you know, I haven't seen the show. I will watch it maybe like at the end of the summer. You haven't seen it? I have not seen it, but I look forward to seeing it and seeing.
Jimmy Fallon
What you're in for. A treat. See, right now you're in for a treat.
Alan Cumming
When you're in it, you don't really, you know, you're not looking at it from the outside. I just thought I would, you know.
Jimmy Fallon
You're gonna love Parker Posey. She's great. Parker Posey, everybody. The White Lotus airs Sundays on HBO and it's also streaming on Max. Alan Cumming joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody. Our next. Our next guest is a two time Tony winner and two time Emmy winner who hosts the number one unscripted show in the country, the Traitors, which is streaming right now on Peacock. Please welcome Alan Cumming. Hi, Alan. Welcome back to the show.
Parker Posey
Thank you so much.
Jimmy Fallon
You brought Lala with you.
Parker Posey
Lala, the star of this show. I'm gonna give her a treat because she's a good girl. There you go.
Alan Cumming
What a good girl.
Jimmy Fallon
She doesn't want to. Ella's dressed up and wearing a tie tonight.
Parker Posey
She's got my tie.
Jimmy Fallon
Has she become super famous now from traders?
Parker Posey
She gets recognized on the street, like, seriously. Even when it's not like when Grant takes her out or my assistant takes her out. Grant's my husband. People recognize her. Like they say. Is that the dog of the traitors? I know, yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
Congrats, by the way, on the traitors. You gotta be one of the busiest people in show business right now.
Chad Franks
Yes.
Jimmy Fallon
You're so good.
Parker Posey
Thanks, Jimmy.
Jimmy Fallon
People are freaking out. I know you're doing the Traders. You're also doing. I read that you're doing a film in France.
Parker Posey
In Belgium.
Jimmy Fallon
Belgium, yeah.
Parker Posey
I'm doing a French film. I'm actually. I was just there. I was actually yesterday I was in on set in Belgium.
Jimmy Fallon
Are you speaking in French?
Parker Posey
It's a French. I speak in French in it. Oh yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
Uncha mange la range.
Parker Posey
Oui, c'est.
Jimmy Fallon
Ah, yeah. There you go.
Parker Posey
See, this is good. But it's. And also what's hilarious. It's kind of a big thing when you're in a set like that because you're constantly trying to understand what's going on. You know what I mean? Because I'm quite good at French, but my accent is better than my vocabulary. But they actually say they actually. There's a Lovely lady called Audrey Fleurot, who's the French girl, star of it. And she actually does things like, ooh, la la la, la, la la la la. And I thought, are you taking the piss out of me? Because do you really say that someone, people in French, they say, ooh, la la la, la la la la.
Jimmy Fallon
That's the best thing I've ever heard. Ooh, la la la la. And then la la is here. Oh, my God, perfect.
Parker Posey
La.
Jimmy Fallon
We're not talking about you, but we always are a cheat. But also, I also read that you're also DJing.
Parker Posey
Yes, I have a side hustle now. Yes, it's true.
Jimmy Fallon
Talk to me about this because this is an interesting story. I like it.
Parker Posey
I have a side hustle as a dj, so I DJ sometimes and I now run another side hustle. I'm the artistic director of this theatre in Scotland, Pitlochrie Festival Theatre. Thank you. And it's very exciting. I just started and we had a writers festival recently which I had to program, which was fun. And then at the end of it, on the Saturday night, I thought, thought, I'll DJ a big party and I'll invite all the town to come and sort of really, I want all the community to come and use the building and everything more. And so I DJed. And I know. And there's not been a show on in the theater for a while, so all the techie boys went nuts and I all like. It was like Studio 54. It was nuts. And hundreds of people came and I DJed up a storm.
Jimmy Fallon
You put flyers all over the place.
Parker Posey
This is the chip shop. This is the local chip shop. That's me. That's my flyer.
Jimmy Fallon
And how it's sort of.
Parker Posey
I have done like. I love DJing. I love, like getting everybody up to dance. I'm really good at letting people, making people let go.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah.
Parker Posey
As it were. And I. And also I DJed once last year for Cartier. I did this party in Florence for Cartier. It's very swanky. It was like a fashion. Like, you know, when they have a. When they release their new line of jewels and they have all these. Instead of a fashion show, they have people going along like this.
Jimmy Fallon
That's. Oh. Interesting. Oh, they're just walking around with their.
Parker Posey
Jewels and then they put their hat. There's a big thing in the. There's a big thing in the middle. Oh, you'd be great with all those. They have a big sort of magnifying glass and they put their hand in it. So it Magnifies the diamond.
Alan Cumming
Wow.
Parker Posey
Anyway, so I was doing. It was at the Palazzo Vecchio in Florence, and I. In this other room downstairs, I was DJing, and I had all, like, some, you know, rings on. They give you things to wear and swanky things. And then when I went down to dj, they said, oi. And the security men took. It was like Cinderella. They took all my things off and they gave me fake ones instead, so that if I danced too much, they wouldn't fly across the floor. I'd lose them. And so. And then I'm DJing.
Jimmy Fallon
Did you get away with the pumpkin?
Parker Posey
Yeah, yeah, it was like that. And then they said there was a little. Cause they said that I couldn't have it too loud, too many decibels, because the integrity of the Palazzo Vecchio was at stake and they might crumble to the floor. So I was like, what are you. Oh, come on. And I was like. They would come to me with a little machine that could go beep, beep, beep if it was getting too loud. Like I was, you know, playing Kylie Minogue or something. Kylie might have, you know, brought the Palazzo Vecchio to its knees.
Jimmy Fallon
Really? The roof is on fire. Yeah, let's cut it.
Parker Posey
That you could bring a building down by the vibrations of your dance.
Jimmy Fallon
I wouldn't even think about that. But of course, a beautiful old building's not built for.
Parker Posey
I mean, it's not built.
Jimmy Fallon
Come on, take requests. As a DJ Hustle does not take requests.
Parker Posey
No. Well, why would you? I mean.
Jimmy Fallon
No, I know that. I know that the hard way.
Parker Posey
I sort of do. I said in this thing I would. Because I thought I wanted to encourage the community. But the thing when you take a request sometimes, if it's a good request, I think, oh, that's a good tune. I'll play. And then if it's a bad one, I'll just say, oh, I can't find it. Or sometimes people get their. On the dance floor, they'll get their phones like this and just show me on their phones the thing. They wanted to do this song.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah.
Parker Posey
I was like, hello. But I. One time somebody put Vealcomen from Cabaret. I was like, A, not a dance track, and B, I would rather stick pins in my eyes than play that.
Jimmy Fallon
You would never do that. You're too cool.
Parker Posey
No, I wouldn't. Like, imagine if I suddenly put on my song. No, from a music. A random. Not a random.
Jimmy Fallon
One time I went to a club. I went to a club where once, like, I go. I really. Once I went to a club. I didn't really go to a club. I went to a club once and Axel Rose was there and they played Guns and Roses. And he stood up. He stood up in his booth. He goes. Turns it off. Like, he's like, I don't play like that.
Parker Posey
I don't want to hear the guy. For years, when I would go on shows like this, they would play Ven. The Band. The band would play it and I would.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh, no.
Parker Posey
It's like, that's a thing. When the first time they played something else. Oh, that's nice. You know what Questlove did once was when I came on. Remember that? I didn't know until I watched it on telly and you played the theme tune of the High Life, a sitcom I did in Britain in the 1990s. I was like, where did you even find that tune? But it was so fantastic.
Jimmy Fallon
They don't mess around. There's a puzzle every night, what the Rudes play when you come out. Yeah. You never know what it is. Congrats on the traitors, by the way.
Parker Posey
Thank you.
Jimmy Fallon
Season three, everyone's loving it. Everyone's talking about it. This is. This is the best season. This is the best everything. This is the best casting. This is the best editing. This is the best you've been. You were so cool, this place.
Parker Posey
James.
Jimmy Fallon
The best costumes. This year was unbelievable, but I just loved it so much. And I got a sneak peek at the finale with no spoilers, but I saw it, man. Oh, my God.
Parker Posey
Carnage. Carnage.
Jimmy Fallon
How do you keep a secret? I can't. I watched it three days ago and I felt so guilty coming into work.
Parker Posey
It's the. It's the.
Jimmy Fallon
I didn't want to talk to anybody.
Parker Posey
How are you? It's the knowledge. It's a curse.
Jimmy Fallon
It is.
Parker Posey
Obviously. I know because I was there and I. It's just been. We shot it last June and ever since, I'm just like. I feel. And everyone says to me, no spoilers like that.
Jimmy Fallon
Yes.
Parker Posey
And I just. It's this weight of, like, nearly spoiling. Oh, I did this actually hilarious story in the first. So the first time I did it in season one, like, I'd finished filming it and I came back and I was shooting this comedy special thing for Showtime, A club coming comedy thing.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah.
Parker Posey
And there was.
Jimmy Fallon
Thank you, Love Club coming. Yeah, it's great.
Parker Posey
And we. There was a. There's a lovely comedian called Pat Regan who is on the bill of this Showtime show. And he said to me, I hear you've just Done this new show, Alan, with lots of reality stars. And I went, yes, yes, I have just finished it. And he went, I hear, you know, I love reality shows. And I hear Siri from Survivor was on it. And I went, oh. She went. And I put him on.
Jimmy Fallon
Immediately.
Parker Posey
This is. And he was like, what? His face fell. His face fell. And I was like, oh, sorry. And then like someone does. This is about that. This was three years ago. And someone said recently. He's still talking about it. I'm so sorry, Pat.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah, that's just.
Parker Posey
But it's a pressure.
Jimmy Fallon
It is a lot of pressure.
Parker Posey
I'm the worst person to keep secrets. Remember the Good Wife? When, Remember when I was in the Good Wife and, and Will died. You know, Will died and everything was terrible. It's like. And it was the biggest, the best kept secret. Nobody knew.
Jimmy Fallon
No.
Parker Posey
And it was just a stunning sort of, everyone's freaked out. I told everybody, like, I, I would go, people say, I love the Good Wife. I'd say, will dies. And I went, I remember once I was doing a fashion thing and I went, sat down to get my hair done and the hair person said, oh, I love the goodwill. I went, will Dyson. I thought, why am I telling a.
Jimmy Fallon
Hairdresser you have to talk all day?
Parker Posey
I just think, I, I just. It's the pressure of keeping a secret.
Jimmy Fallon
If no one's seen the Traders. Basically the idea is if I could set it up is so. Lala, come here. Do you want to go up? You want to go, Parker?
Parker Posey
Go up, Parker.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh, yeah. Basically what it is, is it's a. Everyone sits around a table, okay. And they put blindfolds on and Ellen goes around and he taps three people on the shoulder. Whoever he taps is the murderer. They're the traitor and they're going to kill people. So then you take the blindfolds off. Off. And now you're playing the game. So you don't know who the traitor is. Who's your friend? What's up? The whole. And you live in the same house. So you could be like, hey, good morning, Alan. You go, what's that supposed to mean?
Parker Posey
What does that mean?
Jimmy Fallon
Wait, why would Jimmy say good morning? That's interesting.
Parker Posey
And they get abs. They go nuts. They go absolutely nuts because they're, they're maddened. Their phone's taken away.
Jimmy Fallon
It's amazing.
Parker Posey
It's really, it's so fascinating.
Jimmy Fallon
The cast was great this season.
Parker Posey
So juicy. And sociologically it's fascinating because you just see people acting. And that's another thing I'm in the big round table thing. You know, I'm standing. I'm all sort of like this. Welcome to the Twitter. And I'm standing like this and I see people. I see when they write down who's going to be banished on a piece of shot, I can see like three or four of them sneakily behind their backs. And there was one time when Boston Rob. Who's this guy you love?
Jimmy Fallon
He's a legend. I love Boston Rob.
Parker Posey
He's a total legend. But he clearly was a traitor. And done. And it was. He did. There was so much evidence against him. And he managed somehow, with his sort of straight guy, mesmerizing ways to like, stop them voting for him. And they. And there was one time when they voted Wes off, who was.
Jimmy Fallon
That's my man too.
Parker Posey
Another one, another.
Jimmy Fallon
Love Wes.
Parker Posey
Love Wes. And he. And so the people were voting and I saw and I thought, they're surely going to vote for Rob this time. I mean, surely. And I saw somebody write Wes down and I. All of a sudden I have a little thing in my ear and all of a sudden I hear this, Alan, your face, your face, your face. Because I thought. I thought my face was doing this, but you were. What I was actually doing was this. I rolled my. And I couldn't believe. Becomes sort of like Lord of the Flies, you know, the pack mentality is really fascinating to watch. I say that the show is like Lord of the Flies with Botox.
Jimmy Fallon
That's right, Alan Cumming. The entire third season of the Traitors, including the reunion, is streaming now on Peacock. More tonight's show after the break. Stick around. Who won? Struck by the luck of the draw Real life preservation that's what I'm hustling for My name is black thought the definition of raw I was born in South Philly on the cement floor he had nothing at all so I had the knuckle and broken. Our next guest is a legendary basketball coach who's leading the St. John's Red Storm into the Big east tournament next week. You can see them play next Thursday on Peacock. You can also catch him in Red Storm Rising, which airs on Tuesdays at 10pm on Vice TV. Please welcome Coach Rick Pitino. Can I call you coach?
Chad Franks
Call me anything.
Jimmy Fallon
Okay, good. Thank you so much for being here. Congratulations. St. John's has won their first outright Big east title in 40 years. 40. Yes, yes. You've. You've coached all over the world. Can you talk about why winning in New York feels different?
Chad Franks
Well, I coached the knicks in my 30s.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah, of course.
Chad Franks
And 40 years ago, when they made. They won the Big East, I was named the Providence coach and coached against Luke Honasecker the following year.
Jimmy Fallon
Who is.
Chad Franks
I'm coaching 50 years.
Jimmy Fallon
Is that. Wow.
Chad Franks
I just turned 101.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh, my God. That's unbelievable. You started. Yeah. How old are you, though, dude?
Chad Franks
72.
Jimmy Fallon
Is that right? Unbelievable. 50 years. It all started with this guy right here. Played for UMass 1972. What was this guy all about? What was he like in high school?
Chad Franks
He never passed.
Jimmy Fallon
Okay.
Chad Franks
And in college, we actually chose the University of Massachusetts. Good friend of mine named Al Skinner played in the pros. We went to play at UMass because we wanted to be teammates with Dr. J. Julius Erving.
Jimmy Fallon
Yep. And what's it like being teammates with Dr. J?
Chad Franks
It was awesome. We went there. We were gonna play with him his junior year because back then, freshmen had to play freshman ball. So as sophomores, we were gonna play with him. Instead, something called the ABA came into existence.
Jimmy Fallon
Yes.
Chad Franks
And Julius left us, and we were at UMass together, Al Skinner and I, without Julius.
Jimmy Fallon
So there you were. Without Julius. There you go. The whole reason we came here is to hang out. Exactly. I heard this, I read this somewhere, that you maybe did an interview for a coaching job on your wedding night.
Chad Franks
So I didn't have a job.
Jimmy Fallon
Wait, so this is. All right, so it is true. Okay, good.
Chad Franks
Didn't have a job. I got a call from a person that we all knew, Jim Boeheim.
Jimmy Fallon
I love Jim Boeheim.
Chad Franks
He was named his first year as a coach of senior Syracuse University. I said to my wife, listen, I just got to. Obviously, she's half Italian, half Irish. I said, I'm going to leave you just for an hour. I don't have a job. I'm sorry. We're going to Hawaii.
Jimmy Fallon
On your wedding night.
Chad Franks
On your wedding night, we're going to Hawaii the next day on our honeymoon. I said, I'm going to meet this gentleman. I'll be right back up. I excuse myself. About an hour and a half later, I call her up and I said, honey, just open the envelopes and I'll be right up.
Jimmy Fallon
Up? Open the wedding envelope?
Parker Posey
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
You open the gifts and. Yeah. Enjoy yourself.
Chad Franks
Italians always get what we call the fun ticket, the $100 in the envelope.
Jimmy Fallon
And that's so funny.
Chad Franks
Three hours later, I come up, I said, I got great news. Got a job. Now, I didn't tell her I was interviewing for the Syracuse University job.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah.
Chad Franks
I said, great news. We got a job. I said, two problems. One, it's Syracuse, New York. And she says, upstate New York. Syracuse, with 120 inches of snow. And I said, yes, but it's a great job and Jim Beheim's terrific. Well, what's the other bad news? I said, no honeymoon. I'm going tomorrow to Cincinnati to recruit Lewis Orr, and we signed him. And we never had a honeymoon to Hawaii, but we've had quite a few trips after that. But I stayed with Jim Boeheim for two years. It was awesome.
Jimmy Fallon
Wait, but how long have you been. Were you with your wife? Care about Jim Boeheim?
Chad Franks
She left me a year later.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah. Yeah. How long have you guys been married?
Chad Franks
I think 47, 48 years.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. You recently, you have a camera crew that follows you around for this part of a show, Red Storm Rising on Vice tv. Do you like. Are you used to the cameras behind the scenes?
Chad Franks
You know, I didn't know how it would turn out. The reason I didn't. Our athletes today are all professionals. They get paid. And Vice TV gave, supported the program, gave us some money to support the nil. So I said it'd be great. We need a lot of exposure. We haven't won a championship in 40 years, so we need some exposure. They've been great. They're behind the scenes. They're just a fly on the wall. You don't even know they're there, but they follow every move we make.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah. Coach Rick Pitino, everybody. Red Storm Rising airs Tuesday night at 10pm on Vice T and not beyond the time of line to separate love from divine. You can take it as a caution or as a warning sign. Look for antonyms my thighs to Parker Posey, Alan Cumming, Rick Patino. That's right. And the roots right there for Philadelphia. Pentagon, Pennsylvania. Good night, everybody. Thank God. Thanks for listening to the Tonight show starring Jenny Fallon. Don't forget to subscribe to get the latest episodes weekday mornings, wherever you get your podcasts. Watch the Tonight show starring Jimmy Fallon, weeknights on NBC and streaming on Peacock.
Podcast Summary: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Episode Title: Trump Causes Tariff Whiplash by Pausing Tariffs for Mexico and Canada
Guests: Parker Posey, Alan Cumming, Rick Pitino
Release Date: March 7, 2025
Timestamp: [00:05] - [01:24]
Jimmy Fallon kicks off the episode with an original musical number celebrating Rick Pitino and the St. John’s Red Storm basketball team. The energetic performance sets a lively tone, highlighting Pitino's legendary status and the team's historic achievement in winning their first Big East title in 40 years.
Jimmy Fallon: "Back on top after 25, led by a coach we all revere, a legendary man among his peers. His name is Rick Pitino."
[00:05]
Timestamp: [01:29] - [03:44]
Fallon transitions into his monologue, addressing recent economic actions by President Trump. He humorously critiques Trump's inconsistent tariff policies, specifically the pause on tariffs against Mexico and Canada, juxtaposing it with the removal of American alcohol from Canadian shelves.
Jimmy Fallon: "With Trump's constant back and forth, Americans don't know if our economy is open or totally shut. It's like the whole country is a Toys R Us. Are we out of business? No, we're back. Oh, we're number one. Oh, we're out of business."
[02:55]
He then mocks Trump's inaugural White House crypto summit, featuring a skit with his crypto correspondent Chad Franks, who hilariously exemplifies the chaotic and speculative nature of cryptocurrency investments.
Chad Franks: "I've got a time-sensitive invite to get in on the ground floor. Are you in? Or are you just a scared little boy?"
[03:30]
Timestamp: [07:09] - [10:39]
Jimmy delves into various news topics with his signature comedic flair:
CDC Rehiring: He jokes about the CDC recalling 180 fired employees, highlighting the uncertainty and absurdity of the situation.
Jimmy Fallon: "Americans like, that's great news. Wait, CDC? What do they know?"
[06:30]
Federal Property Listings: A humorous mock conversation between Parker Posey and Alan Cumming about bidding for federal buildings like courthouses as starter homes.
Parker Posey: "I love the charm of the Harold L. Murphy Federal Building, but we'd have to renovate the kitchen."
[07:09]
North Korea Halting Tourism: Fallon pokes fun at the abrupt halt to tourism in North Korea, referencing Trump’s potential statehood plans.
Jimmy Fallon: "They'll eventually be open again to tourism when Trump makes North Korea the 52nd state."
[07:41]
Timestamp: [10:39] - [20:10]
A segment unfolds where Jimmy humorously battles with grammar mistakes, particularly focusing on the misuse of "irregardless" and confusion between "couldn't care less" versus "could care less."
Jimmy Fallon: "It's actually daylight saving time. What was that, Tree? It's just... saving, but it's saving."
[18:05]
His self-deprecating humor and engaging interactions with guests create a light-hearted atmosphere, resonating with listeners’ common linguistic struggles.
Timestamp: [12:44] - [27:56]
Introduction and Congratulations
Fallon introduces Parker Posey and Alan Cumming, congratulating them on their respective projects—Posey for her role in "The White Lotus" and Cumming for co-hosting "The Traitors" on Peacock.
Jimmy Fallon: "Congratulations on 'White Lotus.' You're crushing it."
[13:26]
Alan Cumming on "The White Lotus"
Cumming shares insights into his Southern accent portrayal in "The White Lotus," expressing his passion for the role and the nuances of Southern dialects.
Alan Cumming: "I've waited my whole life to deliver a Southern woman performance. The way people talk in the South, the way they connect."
[13:42]
Parker Posey on DJing Adventures
Posey recounts her experiences as a DJ, including high-profile gigs like DJing for Cartier in Florence. She humorously narrates incidents such as losing her authentic jewelry for fake ones to prevent damage during performances.
Parker Posey: "They took all my things off and gave me fake ones instead, so that if I danced too much, they wouldn't fly across the floor."
[17:07]
Discussion on "The Traitors"
Both guests discuss "The Traitors," highlighting the show's dynamic and sociological aspects reminiscent of "Lord of the Flies." Posey humorously shares her struggles with maintaining secrecy about the show's finale.
Parker Posey: "I feel this weight of, like, nearly spoiling. Oh, I did this actually hilarious story in the first season."
[28:08]
Alan Cumming: "The show is like 'Lord of the Flies' with Botox."
[31:16]
Timestamp: [33:31] - [37:41]
Fallon welcomes Rick Pitino, praising his coaching achievements with the St. John’s Red Storm. The conversation delves into Pitino's coaching history, including his tenure with the Knicks and his strategies leading to the recent Big East title.
Jimmy Fallon: "Congratulations. St. John's has won their first outright Big East title in 40 years."
[33:54]
Pitino shares anecdotes from his career, including a humorous story about interviewing for a coaching position on his wedding night, highlighting his dedication and humorous side.
Chad Franks (Pitino): "I said, I'm going to meet this gentleman. I'll be right back up... three hours later, I come up, I got great news. We got a job."
[35:19]
He also discusses the new show "Red Storm Rising" on Vice TV, describing how the camera crew captures the behind-the-scenes action without intruding on the team’s focus.
Chad Franks (Pitino): "They follow every move we make."
[37:16]
Timestamp: [37:41] - End
Fallon wraps up the episode by teasing upcoming guests and performances on future shows, including Millie Bobby Brown, Nick Jonas, Jesse Eisenberg, Sting, Shaggy, Gal Gadot, and a performance by JJ. Hope from BTS.
Jimmy Fallon: "Be sure to tune in next week. We have some great shows coming up."
[29:14]
He thanks the guests and the audience, encouraging listeners to subscribe and watch the show on NBC or stream it on Peacock.
Jimmy Fallon: "Thanks for listening to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. Don't forget to subscribe to get the latest episodes weekday mornings, wherever you get your podcasts."
[37:41]
Jimmy Fallon on Trump's Tariff Policies:
[02:55]
"With Trump's constant back and forth, Americans don't know if our economy is open or totally shut."
Chad Franks on Crypto Schemes:
[03:30]
"Are you in? Or are you just a scared little boy?"
Alan Cumming on "The White Lotus":
[13:42]
"I've waited my whole life to deliver a Southern woman performance."
Parker Posey on DJing for Cartier:
[17:07]
"They took all my things off and gave me fake ones instead, so that if I danced too much, they wouldn't fly across the floor."
Parker Posey on Maintaining Secrets:
[28:08]
"The pressure of keeping a secret is... it's a curse."
Chad Franks (Pitino) on Coaching Job:
[35:19]
"I said, great news. We got a job. Now, I didn't tell her I was interviewing for the Syracuse University job."
This episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon masterfully blends humor, current events, and engaging interviews. From satirical takes on political policies and cryptocurrency to heartfelt conversations with esteemed guests like Parker Posey, Alan Cumming, and Coach Rick Pitino, Fallon delivers a well-rounded and entertaining experience. Not only does the show provide laughs and light-hearted moments, but it also offers insightful glimpses into the lives and careers of its high-profile guests. Whether you're tuning in for the comedy sketches or the in-depth guest discussions, this episode stands out as a testament to Fallon’s dynamic hosting abilities.
For more episodes of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, tune in weeknights on NBC or stream on Peacock.