Trump Launches White House Mobile App | Jon Hamm, Jack Quaid | Monday, March 30

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Episode: Trump Launches White House Mobile App | Jon Hamm, Jack Quaid
Date: March 31, 2026
Host: Jimmy Fallon
Guests: Jon Hamm, Jack Quaid
Notable Segments: Monologue, "Go On, Get" Sketch, Lounge Act Parody, Interviews with Jon Hamm and Jack Quaid

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Tonight Show blends current-event satire, playful celebrity interviews, and signature comedy sketches. Jimmy Fallon launches into the week with quips about President Trump’s newly announced White House mobile app, Netflix’s relentless price hikes, and a light-hearted celebration over TSA agents returning to work. The central guests, Jon Hamm (promoting the second season of You, Friends and Neighbors) and Jack Quaid (the final season of The Boys), join in for high-energy banter, nostalgic stories, and a running theme of comedy about love, thievery, and growing up in showbiz.

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Monologue & News Parody

(00:06 – 04:31)

• President Trump’s White House App

  • Fallon notes the launch of a new White House mobile app for direct news updates.
    • “When you hear the phrase President Trump launched a new app, it’s the best-case scenario.” (01:12 – Jimmy Fallon)
  • Mock-suggestion that users can “swipe right or left on countries Trump might invade next.” (01:42)
  • Satirical app store joke: “Wherever other fine propaganda is sold.” (01:32 – Jimmy Fallon)
  • Trump to add signature to all US currency:
    • “People like the Quaker Oats guy, Dame Judi Dench, Lurch from The Addams Family…” (02:06 – Audience Comedian, fake Trump video)

• Netflix Price Raises

  • Multiple faux-commercials spoof Netflix's price hike, escalating in absurdity:
    • “If you like Bridgerton, good, cause you’re about to... open up that wallet… Pay us or we’ll send you into a real life Squid Game.” (03:38 – Netflix Spokesperson, voiceover)
    • “We’re making the Ta Dum sound even louder. Ta Dum?” (03:54 – Netflix Spokesperson)

• Good News: TSA Pay Restored

  • Joke about TSA celebrating with “3.4 ounces of champagne.” (04:13)

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"Go On, Get" Sketch

(05:38 – 10:01)

Fallon humorously bids farewell to annoyances in daily life, joined by Jon Hamm and Jack Quaid.

• Credit card readers at the table: “The waiter’s watching me, my friends are watching me... 80% tip? Sure, just get this weird Game Boy away from me.” (06:24 – Jimmy Fallon)
• Anti-pineapple joke: “You don’t smell like pine and you don’t taste like apple… you ain’t nothing but a prickly football with wacky hair.” (06:51 – Jimmy Fallon)
• Horseradish, weirdly laced sneakers, Smeg appliances’ name, and giant whiskey ice cubes are all riffed on.
• Jon Hamm jumps in:
  • “Straw in my mouth.” (09:46 – Jon Hamm)
• Refried beans: “We both know you’ve never been fried to begin with… lumpy, muddy slop so I can help you go on, get.” (09:59 – Jimmy Fallon)
• Segment wraps in classic Fallon style, releasing pent-up comedic energy.

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Lounge Act Parody: Milk & Honey

(10:50 – 15:31)

• Jimmy and Jon Hamm play overly suave lounge singers—Sam Honey and Philip Milk—leaning absurdly into clichés about romantic experience.
  • “You’re all looking fine enough to make a good dog break his chain. Bark, bark, bark.” (11:10 – Jimmy Fallon)
  • “All the times I’ve made love. Like, so bunches and bunches of times, for sure.” (11:18 – Jon Hamm)
• Freestyle song, comic awkwardness about love-making specifics, repeated requests for the audience to “tell us what actually happens.”
  • “First step to making love. Get on the... Oh, yeah... Sorry, sorry... it’s so firm. It’s technically a box spring.” (13:39 – Jimmy Fallon and Jon Hamm)
  • Hammy favorite part of a woman:
    • Jon Hamm: “Left leg.” (14:48)
    • Jimmy Fallon: “Still don’t believe us?... We’re talking S. E, double hockey sticks.” (14:55 – 14:59)
  • Segment ends with a raucous but tongue-in-cheek musical number about “moving to the left, moving to the right…”

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Interview 1: Jon Hamm

(16:02 – 25:19)

Early Acting & Teaching

• Taught acting in St. Louis—had Ellie Kemper as a high school student.
  • “I got to walk the red carpet with one of my students…” (16:51 – Jon Hamm)
• Early acting gigs included local commercials and PSAs.
  • Forced to watch an old educational video, Flip for Fitness.
    • “That was my wardrobe... also my hair. That was not a wig.”* (18:21 – Jon Hamm)
    • “Yogurt sundae, peanut butter-banana sandwich, have a breakfast burrito—Flip for Fitness, man!” (19:14 – Jon Hamm/Jimmy Fallon)

Viral Dance Memes & Clubbing

• Viral dance moves, especially after a scene from You, Friends and Neighbors where his “club dancing” became a meme, sent to him by Brian Williams of NBC.
  • “It became a giant meme...” (21:53 – Jimmy Fallon)
  • “Now, people don't realize, I have several active injuries on my face.” (21:28 – Jon Hamm)

Show Talk & Confessions

• On portraying a thief in You, Friends and Neighbors and real-life childhood candy theft stories.
  • “I stole so much candy once from a Kmart or something... my mom saw the whole thing… embarrassed me.” (23:24 – Jon Hamm)
• Confirms the show’s renewal for Season 3.

You, Friends and Neighbors, Season 2 Preview

• Hamm teases disruption in the neighborhood by a new character.
• Confirms Olivia Munn and Amanda Peet joining the cast.
  • “So many folks, and it’s awesome.” (25:15 – Jon Hamm)

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Interview 2: Jack Quaid

(25:46 – 33:40)

The Boys & Comedy Roots

• Fallon’s cameo in The Boys referenced:
  • “Jimmy Fallon is canon in The Boys universe.” (26:23 – Jack Quaid)
• Sketch/comedy origins: childhood camcorder movies (Bicycle Cops) and NYU’s Hammer Kats.
  • “It’s not good. No, no, no, it’s good and long.” (28:08 – Jack Quaid/Jimmy Fallon)
  • Hammer Kats alumni include Donald Glover, Rachel Bloom, Steph Shue, Bowen Yang.

Vinyl & Star Encounters

• Starring in Scorsese/Jagger project Vinyl; story of Mick Jagger surprising him on set:
  • “He came around the corner and just went, ‘Great scene.’ And no one prepared me for Mick Jagger...” (29:22 – Jack Quaid)

Video Game Photography Hobby

• Shared his COVID hobby: taking virtual photos inside video games—a niche but passionate subculture.
  • Showed off in-game Spider-Man photos.
    • “Dude, these are great photos… I think you’re pretty darn good.” (30:32–30:41 – Jimmy Fallon)

The Boys’ Bonding & Final Season

• Emotional, close-knit cast; onset “goof hour” features go-to impression of Gingerbread Man from Shrek:

  • “Do you know the Muffin Man?... Like, what are you talking about? The Muffin Man!” (32:00 – Jack Quaid)

• Reflects on impact: fans dressing as characters for Halloween.

  • “It's the highest form of flattery... thank you so much to all the fans who have ever done that. That's insane.” (32:39 – Jack Quaid)

• On the series finale: no “happily ever after” promised, teases a wild, emotional, and bloody conclusion.

  • “There are characters, I won’t say who, but who meet their end. And it’s crazy, it’s really, really nuts.” (33:04 – Jack Quaid)
  • “It’s just been the honor of my life…” (33:40 – Jack Quaid)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “Wherever other fine propaganda is sold.” (01:32 – Jimmy Fallon on Trump’s mobile app)
• “Pay us or we’ll send you into a real life Squid Game.” (03:38 – Netflix Spokesperson)
• “I got caught. I was crying. I had to take it back to the store manager. It had been in my pants. I was little, but I had to give him the candy. Weeping, I was.” (24:00 – Jon Hamm on childhood theft)
• “Jimmy Fallon is canon in The Boys universe, which is great.” (26:23 – Jack Quaid)
• “Do you know the Muffin Man? The Muffin Man!” (32:00 – Jack Quaid’s on-set impression)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Monologue & Trump App Satire: 00:11 – 02:31
• Netflix Spoof Commercials: 02:39 – 04:13
• “Go On, Get” Sketch: 05:38 – 10:01
• Lounge Act Parody: 10:50 – 15:31
• Jon Hamm Interview: 16:02 – 25:19
• Jack Quaid Interview: 25:46 – 33:40

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Episode Tone & Style

The episode delivers Fallon’s trademark high-energy, quick-witted comedy, blending topical satire, slapstick sketches, nostalgic storytelling, and authentic celebrity rapport. Both Hamm and Quaid lean into the fun, riffing on their own histories with self-deprecating humor. The tone is loose, lively, and inclusive—classic Tonight Show fare.

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For Further Viewing/Listening

• Season 2 of You, Friends and Neighbors (Apple TV+) – Premieres Friday after the episode’s air date.
• Season 5 (final) of The Boys (Prime Video) – Streaming April 8th.

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This summary skips non-content sections including advertisements, intros, and outros. The essence, tone, and memorable lines are preserved, providing an engaging window into the episode for those who missed it.

Transcript

[Jimmy Fallon]

From 306P in Rockefeller center in the heart of New York City, it's a Tonight show starring Jimmy Fallon. Tonight joins Jimmy and his guest, Jon Hamm, Jack Quaid. And featuring the legendary Ruby Cruise. 2274. And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon SA. Thank you. Thank you very much. Enjoy yourself, everybody.

Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the Tonight Show.

This is it. Welcome to the show.

Well, guys, today President Trump launched a new mobile app for people to receive news updates, briefings, and alerts directly from the White House. Yeah, and these days, when you hear the phrase President Trump launched a new app is the best case scenario. I like that.

[Jon Hamm]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

That's. What did he launch. Yeah, yeah. You can download it on the App Store, Google Play, and wherever other fine propaganda is sold.

That's right.

And this is fun. Besides news updates, you can also swipe right or left on countries Trump might invade next.

[Audience Member / Comedian]

Congrats. We matched on Cuba.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Well, a lot of people are talking about this. Trump is adding his own signature to all new US Currency.

[Jack Quaid]

That's right.

[Jimmy Fallon]

He's the first sitting president to put his own name on every bill. I guess he's excited. Look at this video he put out.

[Audience Member / Comedian]

This is President Trump, and I can't wait to see my name on every US Bill, right alongside some of our nation's most prominent figures. People like the Quaker Oats guy, Dame Judi Dench Lurch from the Addams Family, Glen Bowell, Beethoven Al from Home Improvement, and of course, the pigeon lady from Home Alone 2. I was in that.

[Jimmy Fallon]

He's honored.

He's honored to be with all this. Very honored. What a roll call. Yeah.

Well, some business news. I saw that Netflix just announced that they're once again raising prices, and they explained the decision with the commercial. Take a look at this.

[Netflix Spokesperson (voiceover)]

At Netflix, we strive to deliver the best content for you and your whole family. And to ensure we can keep doing that, we're raising our monthly price. Thanks for understanding Netflix.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I got that. It's nice.

Yeah.

In other news. What's that? Hold on. Sorry, I'm getting it from the control room. They're saying we have. There's another message from Netflix.

Wow.

Yeah, let's roll that.

[Netflix Spokesperson (voiceover)]

At Netflix, we value honesty, which is why we're letting you know that we're once again raising our monthly price. Thanks again.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Netflix again already.

Twice.

All right, well, yeah, sure.

Clap.

We're happy now, anyway. Well, hopefully that's it. No more price hikes. Anyway, I read that it's another price hike.

Bitch. Netflix rates are going up. Again. And you can't stop us.

[Netflix Spokesperson (voiceover)]

Do you like Bridgerton?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Good. Cause you're about to get open up that wallet. You streaming sim prices are going up faster than gas. Ding dong. Is it cake? No, it's another price hike. Pay us or we'll send you into a real life squid game. What are you gonna do? Watch Paramount plus? And you know what else? We're making the Ta Dum sound even louder. Ta Dum? Netflix. Wow, that's a bit extreme. Can't believe that.

And finally, here's some good news. Airports around the country are returning to normal after Trump signed an emergency order to to start paying TSA agents again. And this is fun. TSA agents celebrated by drinking 3.4 ounces of champagne. There we go.

We have a great show. Give it up for the Roots, everybody. You have a tune to the sound all the hard to the ts and I stretch limit to this profession, boys. Physically fit packs and big rest of your. Oh my goodness.

Thank you very much everybody. Enjoy yourself. Welcome to the show. Hey, be sure to tune in all week long. We have some great shows coming up. Cameron Diaz will be here this week. Oh, we love Cameron D. Zendaya and Robert Pattinson will be joining us.

And on Thursday, our guest will be Jack Black. Yeah. Come on.

But first, what a show we have for you tonight. He is an Emmy winning actor who stars in the Apple TV series, you, Friends and Neighbors Season 2 premieres this Friday.

Jon Hamm is here tonight. Ham Hunter, the best.

The show's great too. He's fantastic in it. Also, you can see him in the popular series the Boys, which I love. It returns for its fifth and final season April 8th on Prime Video.

Jack Quaid is joining us.

He's fantastic. Guys, it can be hard to say goodbye, but sometimes you just have to. And there are a few things I'd like to say goodbye to right now. It's time for Go on, get.

[Jack Quaid]

Wow.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Like I'm watching broadway. Go on, get.

Restaurants that bring the credit card reader to the table.

Sure, it saves time, but I can't take the pressure.

The waiter's watching me, my friends are watching me. I'll frantically tap whatever button ends this moment the fastest. 80% tip. Sure, just get this weird Game Boy away from me, bring me my doggy bag of fettuccine Alfredo and go on, get. You want me to read what I just typed?

Please. Go on, get. Pineapples. You don't smell like pine and you don't taste like apple. You done got me good there for

a Second, I thought you were a

pineapple, but you ain't nothing but a prickly football with wacky hair. Now go on, get. Until your name is not a lie

and I'm looking at you too.

[Jack Quaid]

Horseradish.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Wow. Go on, get. Go on, get. Giant ice cubes for whiskey glasses. I'm sorry. All I want to do is sip some bourbon, not suck on a clear Rubik's Cube all night long. Just go to brookstone.com and buy me

some whiskey stones shaped like Easter island heads so I can drink like a real man.

And then get.

Watch out for that tumbleweed.

Go on, get. Smeg Appliances. Seriously, what kind of disgusting name is Smeg? I don't want anything in the kitchen that sounds like something I might have

contracted on spring break.

Now get. Get. Go on, get.

New sneakers where the laces are all pre laced weird.

Everything's going straight across with one long

weird lace down the middle.

And where are the ends in some sixth dimension that only exists in the

back of a footlocker?

I came here to get some new kicks, not stare at some shoelace version of the magic eye poster. Now go on.

Yeah,

Go on, get.

Ever wish you didn't do something? You got water in there? I don't want to swallow it in

case you want to eat it. Oh, yeah. Come on, get. Get.

[Jon Hamm]

Straw in my mouth.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Go on, get. Refried beans. Why don't you just call yourself what you actually are? Brown mashed potatoes. What the heck do you mean, refried?

We both know you've never been fried

to begin with, and you sure as heck weren't fried again. Now let me get a spoonful of that lumpy, muddy slop so I can help you go on yet. Well, hard to see him go, but I'm glad I got that out of my system. Stick around. We'll be right back with more Tonight Show. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the very sexy lounge act, Milk and Honey.

Hello, ladies and gentle ladies. I'm Sam Honey.

[Jon Hamm]

And I am Philip Milk. Thank you for having us. Thank you. Yes. Oh, that band is sounding good tonight. Indeed. This is the. This is the kind of music that gets us in trouble, if you know what I mean.

[Jimmy Fallon]

You're all looking fine enough to make a good dog break his chain.

Bark, bark, bark.

[Jon Hamm]

Do you know that being in front of so many beautiful women, I can't even help but think of all. All the times I've made love like. Like so bunches and bunches of times, for sure.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Oh, you and me both, right?

I have also definitely made Love before.

[Jon Hamm]

Right.

[Jimmy Fallon]

And it's not even scary.

[Jon Hamm]

No, no, no. We're not lying about that. And here's a little song that proves it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

When my woman takes off her clothes It's a sight that I surely know, buddy. It makes me shout out loud, yo. Awesome, buddy. Your middle is my favorite part. Oh.

[Jon Hamm]

Kudos to the chief, m'. Lady.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yes. That's right.

Yeah. That is a really good.

[Jon Hamm]

And the specifics of it really prove that we have both definitely made love before.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah. Because when we make love, crazy things happen.

Yeah.

[Jon Hamm]

You do not have to tell me that. But if someone in the audience could actually tell us what kind of things happen when you make love.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah.

[Jon Hamm]

You can't be too, like, literally say anything that happens, please.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Oh, yeah. That was a test. That was a test. That was a test.

[Jon Hamm]

Y' all passed our little quiz, you sexy ladies.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Gentlemen, here's your reward.

[Jon Hamm]

Yeah. Yes.

[Jimmy Fallon]

In. Oh, shuck.

[Jon Hamm]

Come over here, baby. Yeah. Turn off those lights.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Let me run my hands through your sexy hair.

[Jon Hamm]

That's good hair.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Now what? Now what?

[Jon Hamm]

Just. Just kidding. We totally know. We know. We know.

[Jimmy Fallon]

First step to making love. Get on the.

Oh, yeah.

Sorry, sorry.

It's so firm.

It's technically a box spring.

[Jon Hamm]

Yeah. Sorry about that. But the next step. The next step, we take off all of our clothes and fold them very neatly on the floor, I think. Right.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Gad Zooks, your middle's even better than the last girl.

[Jon Hamm]

Good middle. Dang. Come a little closer, baby. Don't worry, I don't bite.

[Audience Member / Comedian]

Right.

[Jon Hamm]

That's not part of this. That's not what I'm supposed to do. I don't.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Then it's time to do the thing

humans have been doing.

Oh, yeah.

[Jon Hamm]

That's when we. When we wake up the next morning, you know?

[Jimmy Fallon]

We did what we did.

[Jon Hamm]

Yeah. Yes, we did. There's no need for me to really say it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Not at all. I'd rather you not say what we did. Yeah. That's right. We're telling the truth about having made love, by the way.

[Jon Hamm]

Oh, yeah. Totally. We are totally telling the truth. And to prove it, let's just say at the same time, our favorite part of a woman.

[Jimmy Fallon]

3, 2, 1.

[Jon Hamm]

Left leg.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Still don't believe us?

[Jon Hamm]

Oh, well, you should.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Well, let us spell it out for you.

We're talking S. E, double hockey sticks.

[Jon Hamm]

And this next song ought to prove that we are experienced. Whoopee. Havers, let's go.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Oh, baby. I'm moving to the left. I'm moving to the right. I'm moving to the baby who tells me what you like. Tell me, please tell me. Be specific. What specifically happens next? Oh, yeah. Thank you so much, everyone. That is our time.

[Jon Hamm]

I know.

[Jimmy Fallon]

That was quick. But if I know anything about sex, they make it love. That's a good thing. Yes, sir. We'll see you later. Same sexy time, same sexy place. Hit it. I'm moving to the left. I'm moving to the right. I'm moving through my baby to. Tell me what you like. Tell me this, Tell me what you like. Our first chance is an Emmy winning

actor who stars in the series, you, Friends and Neighbors. Season two premieres this Friday on Apple tv. Everyone please welcome Jon Hare.

Todd May. That's how you make an entrance. The one and only John Hammond. Right there.

[Jon Hamm]

Come on.

[Jimmy Fallon]

They love you.

[Jon Hamm]

Thank you.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Feel the love. Thank you. My goodness.

Welcome back to our program. I'm.

[Jon Hamm]

Man, it feels like I never left.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Happy to have you here. Did I read that you were an acting teacher in St. Louis?

[Jon Hamm]

Yeah, yeah, I went back to my old high school. Taught acting for one year.

[Jimmy Fallon]

No way.

[Jon Hamm]

Had some famous student, Ellie Kemper.

[Jimmy Fallon]

No. Really? Yeah, really.

That's fantastic.

[Jon Hamm]

I got to walk the red carpet with one of my students on Bridesmaids. And also the unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Come on.

That's fantastic. That's awesome.

[Jon Hamm]

Yeah, yeah, no, I was. I was decent.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Did you do auditions in St. Louis when you were starting out?

[Jon Hamm]

Well, people don't know this. St. Louis hotbed. A hotbed of the entertainment industry.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Wow. We did not know that. I did not know that.

[Jon Hamm]

You know why I didn't know that, Jimmy?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Because it's not.

[Jon Hamm]

It's not true. But no, not. But, yes, I did audition for my fair share of things there.

[Jimmy Fallon]

What were they, like?

[Jon Hamm]

Local commercials, Local ads? I think I did an ad for the Missouri lottery. It was very exciting. A lot of sort of. You know, they used to call them. What do they call them? Like PSA kind of things, you know?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah. Cause I think that we might have found you. So your first. Your first on camera job. This is an educational health and fitness video called Ready. Called Flip for Fitness.

Oh, Remember that.

Here, this is real. This is Jon Hamm talking to kids about fitness. Take a look at this.

[Jack Quaid]

Hi.

[Child Actor (in Flip for Fitness video)]

Now, I'm not here to lecture you like you need another lecture. But the governor of Missouri is so concerned with your health that he wants to spread the word on fitness, which is why he started the Governor's Council on Physical Fitness and Health. Now, I know what you're thinking.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Fitness Is you. Yeah. Come on. All my own wardrobe, I'll have you know.

Was it.

[Jon Hamm]

Yeah, that was my wardrobe. I brought that in.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Really?

[Jon Hamm]

That was also my hair. That was not a wig.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Boy. Wow. Did you think that you could pull that hair off these days?

[Jack Quaid]

I.

[Jon Hamm]

Yes. Oh, God.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Because if I may.

[Jon Hamm]

I think you may.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Here you go, bud.

Oh, a double wow, brother. I mean.

I mean, this is it.

This is.

Got a good flip to it.

[Jon Hamm]

This is all right. It's a proto Bieber. You could almost do the Bieber flip.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah.

[Jon Hamm]

But it's. The curtains are parted right in the middle so you can give everybody a little.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, we actually have another clip of you in that thing. It's really fun. What's this, Jon?

[Child Actor (in Flip for Fitness video)]

And who says a healthy breakfast has to be cereal and dry toast? I mean, be original. Think egg burritos and salsa. Think peanut butter banana sandwiches. Think yogurt sundaes and whatever gets you going.

[Jon Hamm]

I mean, those are all good ideas.

[Jimmy Fallon]

A yogurt sundae. Have a yogurt sundae. Peanut butter banana sandwich.

[Jon Hamm]

Have a breakfast burrito.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Come on.

Yeah. You don't have to be the same burrito.

Flip for fitness.

Come on.

Flip for fitness, man. We're flipping. Flip that fitness. Flip that fitness.

In this past year, it's really hard

[Jon Hamm]

for me not to fall in love

[Jimmy Fallon]

with you right now.

In this past year. By the way, people, I can take.

[Jon Hamm]

Sorry, no.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah,

people have loved your dance moves lately. Oh, have been going viral.

[Jon Hamm]

Yeah, I've gone viral a couple times.

[Jimmy Fallon]

One for Bad Bunny shot. No, you're so viral. No, you had Bad Bunny, which is great. Love that. And then. Yeah, we love Bad Bunny. Thank you. And then.

[Jon Hamm]

Correct answer. Correct answer.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Do you have a Go to concert dance move?

[Jon Hamm]

No.

[Jimmy Fallon]

You don't?

[Jon Hamm]

You know, I feel the vibrations. I feel the move. I feel the music.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yes.

[Jon Hamm]

And I try to express myself in a physical way as much as I can.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yes.

[Jon Hamm]

I'm also 55 years old.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Okay.

[Jon Hamm]

Not super flexible.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Okay.

[Jon Hamm]

So I don't. You know, I don't. I don't try to do too much,

[Jimmy Fallon]

but you do it just enough. Just fantastic. I've danced with you many a time.

[Jon Hamm]

We have danced.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Do you remember? Do you remember I had a party in LA once and it was.

[Jon Hamm]

Oh, my God.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It was okay. It was kind of happening. It wasn't really.

[Jon Hamm]

It was.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It was.

[Jon Hamm]

It needed a spark.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It needed something.

[Jon Hamm]

It needed a spark.

[Jimmy Fallon]

You came over to me. You go, dude, let's.

[Jon Hamm]

We need to get up on a table and start this party and we did.

[Jimmy Fallon]

We jumped on a table.

[Jon Hamm]

On a bedcamp and onto a table. We got the party started.

[Jimmy Fallon]

We got the party started.

Yes, sir. Come on.

That's what we do.

We had to get it going.

[Jon Hamm]

Good stuff.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Here's you from your friends and neighbors. That's a good looking dude.

Dancing club. Woo. Yes, sir.

[Jon Hamm]

Now, people don't realize I have several active injuries on my face.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yes, you do. Yeah.

[Jon Hamm]

So I've just been beaten up in the show, but I was having a moment in the club. And the first person to send me this, this meme meme was Brian Williams of Opal.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Really?

[Jon Hamm]

Yes. The head of NBC. The newsman.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah.

He's a very talented guy.

[Jon Hamm]

Sent me a text and was like, I think you should be aware of this.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It became a giant meme.

[Netflix Spokesperson (voiceover)]

Sure did.

[Jimmy Fallon]

And I thought it'd be fun.

[Jon Hamm]

Maybe he had something to do with it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Show you a couple, maybe. Brian Williams started this.

[Jon Hamm]

The Briwa Bump.

[Jimmy Fallon]

This meme says when someone cancels on your plans, so you have to spend the night in playing games. They all.

It's multipurpose.

[Jon Hamm]

It's multipurpose.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It's good.

[Jon Hamm]

It's good.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Here's. This one says when you're petting a dog and someone says, wow, he usually doesn't like him. And this one I like too. This one says, when the kids that I love so much fall asleep.

Sure.

I love them so much.

Go to bed.

Your friends and neighbors giant hit. I told you this before, but no one else could do this show. This is your show.

[Jon Hamm]

That is very good.

[Jimmy Fallon]

So you're very kind. You are fantastic in it. Your monologues are great. Your acting is fantastic. That's right.

[Jon Hamm]

Correct.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Correct response on the show. Your character steals from his neighbor. Yes, but I know we never do that in real life.

[Jon Hamm]

No, no, I. We were both raised Catholic. I believe that is a no. No. It's in the. It's in the top five.

[Jimmy Fallon]

The 11th Commandment.

[Jon Hamm]

I think it's like three, dude.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It's like three.

[Jon Hamm]

Yeah, it's top five.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Is it top five.

[Jon Hamm]

Shall not steal. It's right near kill and covet.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, okay.

[Jon Hamm]

It's up there.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I skip over the first. I never. I skip over the first five here.

[Jon Hamm]

Fair enough. Fair enough.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Get to the meat.

Do not steal. But I did. I have stolen. Yeah, I did.

[Jon Hamm]

Did you get caught?

[Jimmy Fallon]

I did not get caught, you son of a gun. I stole a Snickers boy.

[Jon Hamm]

I got caught.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I got. You did? Yeah. I stole a Snickers bar.

[Jon Hamm]

I stole candy.

[Jimmy Fallon]

And you did candy, too. Cumberland Farms. And then I ate it. I ate it outside of the Cumberland Farms. Well, as soon as I left, I'm like, I'm in the clear.

[Jon Hamm]

You gotta destroy this evidence.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Destroy the evidence. So I just ate it.

[Jon Hamm]

I live with it. Stole so much candy once from like a Kmart or something. It was like, in the aisle. You know when you're leaving.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Smart.

[Jon Hamm]

Just real good. Criminal.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Would you put it down the pants?

[Jon Hamm]

Put it down my pants. And my mom saw the whole thing. So literally, like, we barely. We didn't even get out. We got past the register where you turn right and go toward the exit. And she was like, you are what? I saw this and just embarrassed me.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Loud.

[Jon Hamm]

I was crying. I had to take it back to the store manager. It had been in my pants. I was little. I was little, but I had to give him the candy. Weeping I was.

[Jimmy Fallon]

And you apologize and say, I stole the.

[Jon Hamm]

I'm sorry I stole the candy.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Oh, my God. But that's how great of an actor you are.

This one.

[Jon Hamm]

I don't apologize.

[Jimmy Fallon]

No, you were a great thief.

[Jon Hamm]

I mean. No. And I don't get caught. Well, I kind of get caught. It's pretty rough.

[Jimmy Fallon]

You'll see. But it start this Friday on Apple tv. It's due season two, by the way. It's so good. It got picked up for season three.

Season three. Come on. That's what I'm talking about. It's a great show.

Tell everyone what's happening this season.

[Jon Hamm]

This Friday, you'll see a little clip of sort of the setup of the season. So all of this stuff happened in the first season. And if you haven't seen it yet, listen, I encourage you. Go ahead and watch it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It's really fun.

[Jon Hamm]

It's pretty great. It's really fun. But I'm gonna spoil it because it's been out for a year. So what have you been doing?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah.

[Jon Hamm]

Yeah. Anyways, the fallout of what happened in the first season. We kind of recap the beginning of the second season. And then there's an event that happens, which I won't. That I won't spoil. But somebody comes in and kind of disrupts the neighborhood.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah. Who's great?

[Jon Hamm]

Yeah, he is great.

[Jimmy Fallon]

And then we have our pal, Olivia Munn.

[Jon Hamm]

Olivia Munn. Amanda Peet.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Amanda Peete is great in this.

[Jon Hamm]

So many folks, and it's awesome.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, it's addicting.

That is Jon Hamm, everybody. The new season of youf Friends and Neighbors premieres this Friday on Apple tv. More Tonight show after the Break. Stick around, everybody. I say yes. Yes. Yo.

[Jon Hamm]

To the.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Our next guest stars in the popular

series the Boys, which returns for its fifth and final season April 8th on Prime Video. Please welcome Jack Quain.

Come on. That's what I'm talking about. Jack Quaid.

Welcome to the show, my friend. Hey.

[Jack Quaid]

It's so great to be here, man.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Nice to see you.

[Jack Quaid]

Nice to see you. This is our first time really meeting, but you and I have shared the screen.

[Jimmy Fallon]

We actually have.

[Jack Quaid]

Yeah. You were in the very first episode of the Boys. You were playing yourself.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Thank you.

[Jack Quaid]

Jimmy Fallon is canon in the Boys universe, which is great.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yes, I am. Yeah.

[Jack Quaid]

You crushed it. You were interviewing Translucent here.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I was.

[Jack Quaid]

Translucent was there, and I was watching you on a screen. So I think we've kind of shared. We're scene partners.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, we're scene partners.

Yeah.

I love it.

Nice to finally see you. Thanks for being here. Of course.

Jack, I want to ask you a bunch of things about the Boys, too, but I also want. I know you're into improv comedy.

[Jack Quaid]

Yeah, I do a lot of sketch, but occasionally someone will have me on their improv show. And recently this was really, really cool. There's this amazing comedian named Connor Ratliff does all these shows out here. Yeah, we have some fans in the audience.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah.

[Jack Quaid]

He does this thing called the George Lucas Talk Show. He does this amaz called Dead Eyes. But recently he had me on a show called the Acting Class. It's like a fake acting class. And it gave me the opportunity to do improv with my mom, which was insane.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Who is the coolest? The one and only Meg Ryan, of course.

Come on now.

We love her.

[Jack Quaid]

Yeah, it was great. She was.

[Jimmy Fallon]

How was she?

[Jack Quaid]

She was amazing. She got like. I mean, no surprise, but like giant laughs.

[Jimmy Fallon]

She knows how to do it.

[Jack Quaid]

She didn't really know what it was cause I wasn't pitching it well, but she was like, I just want to be part of your world.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I just want to see what you do.

[Jack Quaid]

And she crushed it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah. She's amazing. Of course she does. When did you first get into sketch comedy?

[Jack Quaid]

I first got into sketch comedy when I, like when I was a kid, I would make movies on my video camcorder with my friends. I made a 50 minute long movie with my friends called Bicycle Cops. It's technically a comedy. And you get to watch us go through puberty in real time.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Wow.

[Jack Quaid]

We shot in sequence. We didn't know that you could do

[Jimmy Fallon]

out of season five.

[Jack Quaid]

050.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Wow.

[Jack Quaid]

It's not good.

[Jimmy Fallon]

No, no.

No, no, it's good and long.

[Jack Quaid]

Yeah, very good and long. And then I got to NYU and I got into the sketch comedy group Hammer Cats. So every month I was, like, doing a sketch show, which was amazing.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I think I know Hammer Cats.

[Jack Quaid]

Yeah. There's, like, a lot of people have come from it. Like, back in the day, it was like, Donald Glover, then it was Rachel Bloom. I got there and I was with, like, Oscar winner Steph Shue Bowen Yang, Matt Rogers. And then after us were like, the Please don't destroy kids. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was a blast. I love doing it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

True. Your first thing that you ever starred in was a show called Vinyl, which I loved.

[Jack Quaid]

Thank you. You were the one person that watched it. I really appreciate that. Thank you.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It was by Martin Scorsese and Mick Jagger.

[Jack Quaid]

Mick Jagger was a producer.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah.

I would do anything if they were. That's a great party to be at.

[Jack Quaid]

It was great. It took place in the 70s. It was about the music industry. And I remember, like, y. Mick Jagger was a producer. I'm like, 22. This is my first show. I'm so intimidated by literally everything and everyone. And I remember wrapping a scene one day, and, you know, Mick Jagger would come by set sometimes, but you never really expected him. And I remember walking down a hallway, just having wrapped the scene, and then he came around the corner and just went, great scene.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah. Wow.

[Jack Quaid]

And no one prepared me for Mick Jagger whatsoever.

[Jimmy Fallon]

No, no, Wait, what do you even do then? Do you just.

[Jack Quaid]

You go like.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, yeah. Thank you. Great.

See, that was the one. That was great.

Yeah.

[Jack Quaid]

It's like, I'm back there.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It's insane.

[Jack Quaid]

But, like, in reality, he probably was like, Gretzi.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, but your story.

[Jack Quaid]

Oh, I filled in dancing.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I filled in.

[Jack Quaid]

Yeah. Pointing his fingers.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Fingers. Yeah. He's so cool. You also, you posted a few video game.

[Jack Quaid]

Yes.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Photographs.

[Jack Quaid]

Video. There's a thing called, like, photo mode or virtual photography. This is the single nerdiest thing on the planet, and I'm very into it. It was like a Covid hobby that I got into where, you know, video games. You play games. Like games like Giant worlds where you can pause the game and then enter photo mode, which is like, you are a camera in the 3D space, and you can play around with lenses and filters, and. This is so nerdy. I know, I know.

[Jimmy Fallon]

But I like hearing this type of stuff.

[Jack Quaid]

But it's like, I started really getting into it in Covid. And, yeah, these are some of the photos I took of a Spider man game. But it's it's nuts. Yeah. Spider Man's outside right now.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, this is Radio City. Exactly. We know this. Dude, these are great photos.

[Jack Quaid]

Yeah, they're fun. Like, I am not. I'm not claiming, like, I'm the best at this. This is a whole community of people.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I think you're pretty darn good.

[Jon Hamm]

Who are virtual.

[Child Actor (in Flip for Fitness video)]

Yes.

[Jimmy Fallon]

That's a great one.

[Jack Quaid]

You gotta have him relaxing, just lounging.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

[Jack Quaid]

Doesn't even take off the uniform.

[Jimmy Fallon]

No, of course.

[Jack Quaid]

That's who he is.

[Jimmy Fallon]

He's comfy.

[Jon Hamm]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Let's talk about the boys.

[Jack Quaid]

Yes.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It's brilliant. The final season. I'm bummed that it's the final, but I'm psyched that it's coming back. Cause I want. I love it. Yeah, it's coming out next week. And so what was it like shooting that? You and the cast. I mean, you obviously know that it's ending.

[Jack Quaid]

Yeah, we know it's ending. Thank God we knew going in. And this is, like, Eric Kripke's intentional ending for the show. Like, we're ending on our own terms, which is just so special. It never gets to happen in TV anymore. But it was great. I've known these people for, like, nine years. It's like five seasons. But it's been nine years of just being on this absolutely insane show.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Are you totally. It is. Insane show.

[Jon Hamm]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Are you all bonded? Do you know?

[Jack Quaid]

We're so bonded. We do this thing now when, you know, we shoot really long hours, and once we hit around 2am we're just trying to, like, keep each other awake and keep each other laughing. So we enter this phase which I like to call goof hour, where we are just trying to make each other laugh at all costs. So there was a moment this season where I just started doing this thing. I could sense everyone was dozing off. Are you familiar with the gingerbread man from Shrek?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Of course.

[Jack Quaid]

Okay. So I would just. I would just, out of nowhere, would

[Jimmy Fallon]

just go, do you know the Muffin Man?

[Jack Quaid]

Like, what are you talking about? And I'd be like, the Muffin Man.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Don't tell him anything. And that.

That was.

[Jack Quaid]

That was like, the cast loved it. Crew, not so much.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Okay. Yeah, that's right.

[Jack Quaid]

But, yeah, that kept everybody's spirits up.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It was good. But how about the show becomes a hit and people dress up as you for Halloween?

[Jack Quaid]

Yes. It's the highest form of flattery, in my opinion. It's like. Cause when I was a kid, I had a year when I was, like, 4 years old where I dressed up like Buzz Lightyear, like, every day. It was insane. I was Buzz.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Okay, yes.

[Jack Quaid]

You can't tell me different. But no, seeing people dress up, so I know what that means. And seeing people dress up as Huey, but honestly, any character from the show, it's the highest honor. So thank you so much to all the fans who have ever done that. That's insane.

[Jimmy Fallon]

In a normal superhero show, everyone usually lives happily ever after in the end. Is that something that we can expect?

No.

[Jack Quaid]

In no way. No. It's the Boys. You know, it's not gonna be a fairy tale ending really, in any regard, but, yeah, no, this is the final season, and we really do mean that. There are characters, I won't say who, but who meet their end. And it's crazy. It's really, really nuts. And it was emotional. Like, you know, I'm covered in blood a lot on the show, and it was so weird to be covered in blood and various goos and then to just also be emotional about that where

[Jimmy Fallon]

I'm like, I'm really gonna miss this,

and I'm just drenched head to fake blood.

Yeah.

[Jack Quaid]

But it's like, it's just been the honor of my life. Like, I truly love this show and everyone involved. So, yeah, you.

[Jimmy Fallon]

You and the cast are fantastic. You knock it out of the park.

The fifth and final season of the Boys begins streaming April 8th on Prime Video. We'll be right back with more Tonight Show. Everybody come on back. The Muffin. My thanks to John Hamm, Jack Quaid and the rooster right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Thank you for watching. Good night, everybody.

[Jon Hamm]

Thanks for listening to the Tonight show starring Jimmy Fallon.

[Jimmy Fallon]

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