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Announcer
From Studio 6B in Rockefeller center in the heart of New York City, it's the Tonight Show Souring Jimmy Fallon. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. Hey. Grace van Kat. And featuring the legendary Roots Crimson 2239 Jimmy. And now, here he is, Jimm. That's a hot crowd. I appreciate it.
Jimmy Fallon
Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Tonight Show.
Announcer
This is it. You're here. You made it. I'm very excited about this. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are my guests tonight.
Jimmy Fallon
If they're here, that means right now, the only person guarding Boston is Mark Wahlberg. So Matt and Ben have been friends for over 40 years. These guys are close. I mean, not heated rivalry close, but very close. They go together like losing weight on Ozempic and denying you're on Ozempic. You know what I' they go together like chatgpt and bad medical advice. They go together like President Trump and invading a country with no plan. You know what I'm saying?
Matt Damon
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
Trump is still talking about taking over Greenland, and he said that if we invaded, their only defense would be two dog sleds. Kristi Noem was like, I can take care of those. It's interesting because dog sled drivers and Trump's brain doctor both say the same thing. Mush. Mush. Hey, guys, it's officially awards season. We just had the Golden Globes, and voting for the Oscars is now underway. And one of my big favorites is a movie out there about Shakespeare called Hamlet.
Ben Affleck
Oh, Well, the movie is actually called Hamnet.
Jimmy Fallon
What's that, Tree?
Ben Affleck
It's just. It's not Hamlet. It's Hamnet with an n. Oh, cool.
Jimmy Fallon
Thanks, Tree. I am such a fool. I got the title wrong. I am so ashamed. So I shall sing my song. Oh, the pain and embarrassment in Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. You good?
Matt Damon
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
What?
Ben Affleck
Look, I'm sorry if I embarrassed you, but a lot of people get that wrong.
Jimmy Fallon
No, no, it's fine. I saw a bunch of movies this year, so. I saw Frankenstein. That was good. I mean, that Frankenstein, right? Yeah, Frankenstein. Frankenstein is a scary monster.
Ben Affleck
Oh. Oh, well, see, Frankenstein is the doctor's name, not the monster.
Jimmy Fallon
Right, right.
Additional Guest/Commentator
My bad.
Jimmy Fallon
I am such a fool. I messed up yet again. I am so disgraced. When will this torture end? Oh, the blind humiliation and despair.
Ben Affleck
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. Relax, man.
Jimmy Fallon
Sorry, I just. I. I cover pop culture news. I should know these things.
Ben Affleck
It's okay. We all make mistakes. Let me cheer you up. But let's hang out later and watch one battle after another. It's streaming on Max.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh, Tariq, it's not called Max anymore. It's back to HBO Max.
Ben Affleck
Right.
Jimmy Fallon
Of course.
Ben Affleck
I knew that. Oh, God, I didn't know that. It's back to hbo. Well, Jimmy, he has bested me right here on the show. Oh, the suffering and sorrow. Who gets the upper hand and who will win Best Picture?
Jimmy Fallon
Just like La La.
Matt Damon
Guys, guys, hold on.
Jimmy Fallon
La La Land didn't win. It was Moonlight.
Announcer
God damn it. Come on. If you say one more thing, man, you better just sit there. Knows everything.
Jimmy Fallon
Well, speaking of movies, the CEO of Chuck E. Cheese said that he wants to make a film about the franchise. It'll be a horror movie. When someone brings a black light into a Chuck E. Cheese. Well, get this. I saw that Netflix is adding 34 new video podcasts to its app. Yeah, you'll be able to watch podcasts on Netflix. They even released a promo. Check this out.
Netflix Representative
People love listening to podcasts and they love watching Netflix. And now they can do both by watching podcasts on Netflix. But we're not stopping there. We're also releasing all of our video podcasts as audio only podcasts. Then we're releasing those audio only podcasts as videos, which we will then record audio of and release as video less audio. Then we'll take a video of someone listening to that audio and release it as the surprise ninth episode of Stranger Things. So turn on Netflix and check out our video less audio videos with all or no audio video only on Hulu.
Jimmy Fallon
Confusing. Finally, I heard about a man who just set a new world record for driving the fastest motorized trash can. Elon Musk was like, it's called a cybertruck.
Announcer
We have a great show. Give it up for the Roots, everybody.
Musical Guest
I hurt myself to see if I could feel Then I began to try to see if it was real I said oh, see and reveal to me that's what's concealed it told me that I'm probably.
Matt Damon
Thank you, Dre.
Announcer
What a show we have for you tonight.
Jimmy Fallon
They are Oscar winners and two of the biggest movie stars in the world. Their new film, the Rip, premieres Friday on Netflix.
Announcer
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are here tonight.
Matt Damon
Yes.
Jimmy Fallon
Take the best. She stars in the Hulu series Tell Me Lies. New episodes stream Tuesdays. Grace Van Patten is joining us.
Announcer
Our first guests are Oscar winning actors.
Jimmy Fallon
And two of the biggest movie stars on the planet. Their new movie, the Rip, premieres Friday on Netflix. Please welcome Ben Affleck and Matt Damon.
Announcer
That's What I'm talk. Talking about. Oh, feel the love right there for Ben Affleck in that day. That's right.
Jimmy Fallon
Thank you for coming on the show. I'm always honored to have you guys here. I appreciate this. And I got to talk about the rip. It's fantastic. Great movie. But first I have to get some hard hitting news and scandal out there on you about you, Ben.
Matt Damon
Oh, well, yeah, sure. Why change now?
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I figured I'd go with the hard hitting question. This is a big headline that I saw. I'm very concerned. Did Ben Affleck quit wearing sneakers? This is a big. People are really.
Matt Damon
Yeah. And I'm working through this.
Jimmy Fallon
This is headline.
Matt Damon
I don't know. I have nothing to say to that. I have no response. What did that come from? I'm not sure. But if that's the big scandal in your life, things are probably okay.
Additional Guest/Commentator
It's kind of great that the big scandal in your life is you're old enough now that they worry if you're wearing comfortable shoes.
Matt Damon
Orthopedics. I'm good.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah, very good, Matt. And the thing that is going all over the Internet is you, by the way, all ripped for the Odyssey, by the way. Look at this thing.
Matt Damon
Oh my God.
Announcer
Wow.
Matt Damon
You know, that's great. You know I'm in shape.
Jimmy Fallon
I know you're. Yes. I don't want to talk, I'm going.
Matt Damon
To say, but a guy gets in shape once and I quit wearing sneakers. How about still in shape, quits wearing sneakers?
Jimmy Fallon
That would give me a better headline.
Additional Guest/Commentator
Man, oh man.
Jimmy Fallon
What was. What's the deal with this? You just gotten a full on trainer and I mean, you're.
Matt Damon
It looks like a guy who just stepped in a really cold water, right?
Jimmy Fallon
No, no, it does not.
Additional Guest/Commentator
It's actually the shells on that beach were like really jagged and I was walking like that because that's a paparazzi shot from in between takes.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh, it's not even from the movie. There's no scene where you're like, no.
Additional Guest/Commentator
There's no scene where Odysseus is like, oh, my feet.
Jimmy Fallon
How was shooting this movie, Christopher Nolan?
Additional Guest/Commentator
Fantastic. Yeah, yeah, it was. It was absolutely the, the pinnacle of my entire career. I loved every minute of it. Yeah, I just loved it.
Jimmy Fallon
Then you visited, you visited on set.
Matt Damon
Yeah, I did. And I'm a huge fan of Chris's. And you know, it was one of those things where my kids never want to come to the set when I'm working. They're like, hey, you guys, we're doing a thing on the set and they're like, no, no, I got school preferable. Right. Not get detention. But they were really psyched to come visit this set. My middle child's really interested in actually reading the. The Odyssey. And we went there and it was really great. I mean, it was this incredible sort of like, you know, this is the way we. The Hollywood made movies. And they were great, epic in camera, David Lean movies. And Chris is a really serious guy and somebody I admire and I know, you know, believes the set's like a place to work. It's not schmoozing, whatever. So I was really, honestly grateful that he let me come by and visit. My kids really liked it and so it was kind of cool. It was really, really nice. I was deeply grateful to see you.
Additional Guest/Commentator
Were the only guests in six months of shooting.
Jimmy Fallon
Is that right, really?
Matt Damon
Yeah.
Additional Guest/Commentator
No, it's just the workload. It was such an ambitious project that the amount of work that needed to be done, there was just no time for anything else. I mean, it was really. I've never, ever done a movie that just required every single person to work to kind of give maximum effort. Like, I said to him when I got back that every location on that movie would have been the hardest location on any other movie I've ever done. And any day of work would have been harder than any other day on any other movie I've ever done.
Jimmy Fallon
Really?
Additional Guest/Commentator
Yeah.
Matt Damon
It reminded me when we were kids and we'd talk on the phone, I'd be like, so, what's going on today? Shooting a movie. What's it like?
Jimmy Fallon
We're in a boat today?
Matt Damon
No, but like, the day I went, there was a boat and these massive jet engines and they had actually made a storm. And the boat cracked and the warriors went in the water.
Announcer
I was like, ah, this is amazing. This is what we did.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh, that's fantastic. I. I know you guys have known each other forever and we've heard every story, but I've heard some story that I don't know if it's true. Did you once get injured with an acorn?
Matt Damon
Yes, it was our biggest fight.
Jimmy Fallon
That was a big.
Additional Guest/Commentator
Yeah, yeah. We were doing a movie together called school ties, like, 35 years ago. And. And we were. And it was a bunch of. We were 19, 20 years old, and there were a bunch of us. It was. Brendan Fraser was in the movie. Cole Hauser was in the movie, Chris o'. Donnell. There was a bunch of us. And in between takes, we were just bored and we were walking across this school where we were shooting, and there were acorns. And so we just started whipping them at each other.
Matt Damon
Because when you're 19, that seems like.
Additional Guest/Commentator
That seemed like a good way to pass the time. And he threw one at Cole, and Cole moved, and I turned, and it literally hit me in the eye. And it's the only time in my life I've ever had, like, didn't have time to blink, and I had to go to the hospital.
Jimmy Fallon
Like, I literally, mind you, I had.
Matt Damon
Like, three lines in the movie. And while I cared about Matt having vision, my first thought was, I gotta be fired for this.
Jimmy Fallon
He's like, that's it. I'm good.
Additional Guest/Commentator
But, yeah, I went to. They gave me an eye patch that I had to wear for a few days.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh, my God.
Additional Guest/Commentator
Yeah.
Matt Damon
Yeah.
Additional Guest/Commentator
No, it was like. Yeah, he really fazpa.
Matt Damon
Well, I mean, listen, if you're gonna play with fire.
Jimmy Fallon
Exactly.
Matt Damon
The first day, they also had an eye patch.
Additional Guest/Commentator
That's what Newt Arnold had, an iPad. He was a great first ad. Old first ad. And that was the one nice spot we ended with. No, we took pictures together with our iPad. IPads.
Jimmy Fallon
We're gonna do a pirate movie.
Additional Guest/Commentator
This is our.
Jimmy Fallon
This is a big show for us because we're following the NBA on NBC. And I was gonna ask you if. Last time we had Martha Stewart on the show, she said that she sat courtside and Jalen Brunson stepped on her toe and broke her toe. I seen you guys courtside before. If anyone ever fell on you or.
Matt Damon
I went to. I went to a Lakers game with my son, I guess, last year, and it was Lucas. Like, I think it's one of the first or second games that he was playing after the trade. And I was pretty honored because he did come carry me into the stands, knock into the guy next to me, spilled all of his beer on me and kind of. I don't know how you say this on, you know, national television, but he was positioned in a way towards me where his big, main, least attractive part was right in my face. And I think if they got some photos of that. My son loved it.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah, he loved it.
Additional Guest/Commentator
I had a great experience in 2008 where the Celtics were playing the Lakers. And I got. Yeah. And I got tickets through our agent and was sitting there, and Mark Wahlberg was had. I got two seats. Mark got two seats. And so we were sitting by each other, and Phil Jackson. The Celtics went on a run, and Mark and I were next to the Lakers bench. Like, we had such incredible and we jumped up and we're, you know, probably a little Boston, a little obnoxious. And Phil Jackson jumped, called a timeout and turned and literally said, you're gonna have to bleep this.
Matt Damon
He goes, sit down and shut the.
Additional Guest/Commentator
Up to me and Mark.
Announcer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Phil Jackson.
Additional Guest/Commentator
It was like.
Jimmy Fallon
And we were like, like we were.
Announcer
Like, we're in the.
Additional Guest/Commentator
This is the history of the Celtics, Lakers.
Jimmy Fallon
Like, we're like extras. We're in the history books.
Additional Guest/Commentator
Yeah, it was great.
Jimmy Fallon
That's so fun. Talk about the rip. Congratulations on this. Oh, my gosh.
Grace Van Patten
Thank you.
Jimmy Fallon
You two star together on screen. Tell about this story, by the way. It's so many twists and turns and it's so thrilling and it's almost like you don't know what's gonna happen. Who directed this?
Additional Guest/Commentator
It's Joe Carnahan.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh, it's fantastic.
Additional Guest/Commentator
Who also wrote it and he spent a lot of time with this team down in Miami. They're called the Tactical Narcotics Team. And they raid these houses, they seize money, like money that's kind of from ill gotten gains, you know, like drug money or weapons money, you know, and they. And they seize the money and down in Miami they have to count it on site. And so this is based on. Inspired by something that really did happen where this team went in to hit a house thinking they were going to get, you know, 70,000 bucks or whatever was hidden there. Because they have these dogs that actually smell money.
Matt Damon
Yeah.
Additional Guest/Commentator
So the dog, you know, they got a tip on this house, they went in, the dog alerted that there was something in there, they went in and there was over $20 million in the walls of this house.
Jimmy Fallon
$20 million.
Additional Guest/Commentator
$20 million. No. And so this team now is in this house and they're kind of stuck there because they have to count it on site.
Jimmy Fallon
You have to count every dollar.
Additional Guest/Commentator
And they know that people are probably going to come back for it. So that's the kind of the premise of the movie where these guys and it kind of tests their own, you know, the loyalties within the team. Because there are rumblings that there might be somebody corrupt, there might be a bad apple in the, in the gang. And so that's kind of what the movie is. It's. It's a crime thriller, but also like a whodunit, you know.
Jimmy Fallon
And what would you do in that situation? If like you go in, you think it's 70 grand, it's 20 million, you're like, hey, if we all agree.
Additional Guest/Commentator
Yes.
Matt Damon
That's kind of the Poster for the movie.
Jimmy Fallon
If we all agree that we only found 70,000, let's go on vacation somewhere, you know?
Additional Guest/Commentator
Yeah, yeah, exactly. But they. But yeah, it's.
Jimmy Fallon
It's, you know, based on.
Additional Guest/Commentator
It's loosely based on. And the real guys, the real team, we got to go work with them and go down to Miami. And what was that like? Great. I mean, just that any time you do research like that, I mean, these.
Matt Damon
Are guys, like part of what was really kind of first. It's like this great, like you say it's a thriller, it's a. Who done it. It's very kind of, Very kind of classic throwback set up. But it's a very modern take on it. And. But it depends on you really believing and investing in these people, this team of. Of cops that go in there. Because it's not, you know, it's like somebody's the good guy and the bad guy is that we're all kind of. It's about what happens with temptation, how people turn on each other and not knowing who you can trust.
Additional Guest/Commentator
Yes.
Matt Damon
And you gotta make those performances as realistic as possible. And Joe did a really cool thing, which not only brought us down there to meet them, but also brought those guys up when we shot in LA and in New Jersey. And so all the real cops and detectives were in the movie, like, as. So you really feel like a real cop when the guy next to you is a real cop.
Jimmy Fallon
He's actually a real cop.
Matt Damon
And they were pretty good actors too, it turns out.
Jimmy Fallon
I guess being undercover, it's. So the cast is fantastic. Teyana Taylor.
Additional Guest/Commentator
Yeah. Steven Yeun.
Jimmy Fallon
Steven Yeun.
Matt Damon
Kyle Chandler from Netflix. It's really, really good.
Additional Guest/Commentator
Yeah, it's a really, really good guest.
Jimmy Fallon
Leon, you're like, what is going on? I didn't know who I. It was fantastic. It was great. And you also produced this.
Additional Guest/Commentator
Yes.
Jimmy Fallon
Film. The name of your company is Artist Equity. Artist Equity. Can you explain to everyone kind of what you're doing with this?
Matt Damon
This thing is basically, you know, Netflix, obviously, streaming platform business is obviously changing. There's been a lot going on. And what we're kind of trying to do is in the old days, they were sort of. You knew how a movie did and you could get bonuses based on the box office performance. And what we wanted to do is try to adapt that model to what's happening on streaming. And for a bunch of reasons. But basically one of the things that was important to us is we really believe that it's not just the cast and the writers and the Directors, but that the environment, every single person involved, that if they're committed to making the movie good, it's very likely to be better. It's really a collaborative art form. And so the structure that we created, look, you know, the more people that watch it, you know, the more levels it will hit. But the thing that was important to us principally was it also includes, you know, 1200 crew members, you know, every, you know, painter, standby, painter, greensman, camera, woman, whatever.
Additional Guest/Commentator
It is.
Jimmy Fallon
Exactly. Right.
Announcer
Yeah.
Matt Damon
And so good for you.
Jimmy Fallon
So the more you guys watch this.
Matt Damon
Movie, not that we could suggest that you just leave it on unless you're a good person.
Additional Guest/Commentator
We would never suggest that.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah, I would never suggest that in. And put it on loop and just play it and play. I wouldn't say that. No. But if you happen to do that, crew members make.
Matt Damon
Would make a lot of money.
Announcer
That's just saying it's so good. Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, everybody. The Rip premieres Friday on Netflix. More Tonight show after the break. Stick around, everybody.
Musical Guest
I'm the B. I start the move. Top of New York, S.D. drake Ginderl.
Additional Guest/Commentator
Or Florida.
Announcer
Our next guest is a talented actor.
Jimmy Fallon
Who stars in season three of the show, Tell Me Lies. New Meow. New episodes stream Tuesdays on Hulu. Please welcome Grace Van Patten.
Matt Damon
Come here.
Announcer
Thanks for having me.
Jimmy Fallon
Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Tonight Show.
Announcer
Thank you.
Jimmy Fallon
You've been acting since you were very, very young.
Grace Van Patten
A young 8 years old. There was a very large gap in between eight and when I actually started, but yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
And you got into it, was there anything that in particular that got. You said, I gotta be in movies, I gotta act.
Grace Van Patten
I mean, I loved movies as a kid. I mean, this didn't wanna make me act, but I did love Jackass growing up. You guys like Jackass?
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah, of course.
Announcer
Johnny Knoxville.
Jimmy Fallon
It's the best.
Matt Damon
Yeah.
Grace Van Patten
But Steve O was my guy.
Jimmy Fallon
Steve O was your dude.
Grace Van Patten
Yeah. I don't know what came first, my obsession with the show or my massive crush on Steve O, but Chicken or the egg?
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah, but. Yeah, but then. So Jack asked, and what would you. You go. Would you start?
Grace Van Patten
It just inspired me.
Additional Guest/Commentator
Wow.
Jimmy Fallon
I didn't think that you were gonna say that. That's fantastic.
Grace Van Patten
Me neither. Me neither. I just.
Jimmy Fallon
Did you do stunts? Did you like.
Grace Van Patten
I did. I loved the Jungle gym.
Jimmy Fallon
So you would just climb on the jungle gym and fall off?
Grace Van Patten
Well, I really like. I liked making kids do stunts, and I would call it extreme, and I would. Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
Hey, guys, it's time for Extreme and.
Grace Van Patten
Be like, okay, now you have to jump off that ledge or, like, go down the pole with, like, just your legs, see, you know?
Jimmy Fallon
Did you videotape it or something? Did you film it?
Grace Van Patten
No, I was too young.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah. But wow.
Grace Van Patten
Yeah. It was a blast.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah. Can we talk about Tell Me Lies? In the show, you play opposite Jackson White, who is also your boyfriend in real life.
Grace Van Patten
Yes.
Announcer
So this is.
Grace Van Patten
Yeah, lines are blurred.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah, lines are blurred. Is it tricky doing that, being.
Grace Van Patten
No, it's amazing. Yeah, it's amazing. Yeah. I mean, we're awful to each other on the show, but it's so much fun.
Jimmy Fallon
But when people see you out in the streets in real life, do they.
Grace Van Patten
Go like, hey, they don't like that I'm with him?
Jimmy Fallon
No, they think it's the show.
Grace Van Patten
Yeah. Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
That's great.
Grace Van Patten
Which is fun, too. It's all out of love. It's all positive. But, yeah, we get screamed at a lot.
Additional Guest/Commentator
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
She's like, get away. Yeah.
Additional Guest/Commentator
Yeah.
Grace Van Patten
People have screamed, get away from him or get away from her.
Announcer
Oh, my God.
Additional Guest/Commentator
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
What's happening with season three?
Grace Van Patten
It came out last night.
Additional Guest/Commentator
There you go.
Jimmy Fallon
It's a big deal.
Grace Van Patten
First three episodes and it's absolutely chaotic. It's so crazy. I'm sorry to everyone who watches it.
Additional Guest/Commentator
Really?
Grace Van Patten
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
It's that crazy this season?
Grace Van Patten
It's crazy. Yeah. Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
You brought something kind of crazy for me tonight, which is. I don't even know how to really explain what it is.
Grace Van Patten
Basically, you play hot potato with it, but if it lands on you at the end, these metal sensors shock you.
Jimmy Fallon
I don't want to play this at all.
Additional Guest/Commentator
I really.
Jimmy Fallon
Honestly, I just. I really. This is going to really ruin my day.
Announcer
I know, I know.
Grace Van Patten
But it'll give you a lot of energy.
Jimmy Fallon
I don't want energy. I'm scared. Is it a good shock? Is it a scary shock?
Grace Van Patten
No, of course it's not a good shock. It's terrifying.
Jimmy Fallon
I don't know. You love Jackass. I don't know. I'm not the person. I like cartoons and stuff. I don't know.
Grace Van Patten
Should we play?
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah, I guess so. All right. Yes, we'll play.
Announcer
Are you sure?
Jimmy Fallon
All right, but here's the deal. If one of us gets shocked, how about this? We have to tell a truth.
Grace Van Patten
Okay, Deal?
Jimmy Fallon
All right, deal. Two questions on this card, and we'll have to tell a truth if you get stuck with it. But can you help me? Because I've never played this.
Grace Van Patten
So we're gonna turn it on. So there's Three settings. There's lame.
Jimmy Fallon
No, no, not for me. There aren't three settings.
Grace Van Patten
There's lame.
Jimmy Fallon
Yes. Lame sounds pretty good to me.
Grace Van Patten
Normal.
Jimmy Fallon
Yep. Yep.
Grace Van Patten
Extreme.
Announcer
No, please don't do that. Don't do extreme. That's you.
Jimmy Fallon
All right, you do the extreme or not.
Announcer
Oh, my gosh.
Grace Van Patten
Okay, but this is the catch. Lame and normal. It has music, so you know when it's speeding up and you know when it's gonna stop. Extreme. No music, so you don't know when it's gonna shock you.
Jimmy Fallon
I think we should go to commercial and come back and really think about it. Are we standing across from each other? Are we throwing it?
Grace Van Patten
We can throw it. Let's throw it. Okay, Grace.
Jimmy Fallon
All right. Sweet.
Additional Guest/Commentator
I didn't realize.
Announcer
How fast does it happen?
Jimmy Fallon
How fast does it does it happen?
Announcer
I don't know how fast? What do you mean, you don't know? This is your game. It's happening.
Matt Damon
Something happened.
Announcer
What are you doing?
Grace Van Patten
I'm really scared.
Announcer
Is it going? I don't know. Is it going? This is your game. Ow. Ow, Ow, ow, ow. Oh, my gosh. Dude, that thing really gives you a shot. Oh, my gosh.
Jimmy Fallon
Holy mackerel. All right, let me just.
Additional Guest/Commentator
Yes.
Matt Damon
Okay.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh, my God.
Grace Van Patten
Jimmy, have you ever stolen anything?
Jimmy Fallon
The last thing that I stole, and this is true, I went to the finale of Seinfeld.
Matt Damon
Okay.
Jimmy Fallon
I actually snuck in and got into the finale of the show Seinfeld. I went to Jerry's bathroom and I stole a toothbrush.
Announcer
Oh, my God.
Grace Van Patten
Do you still have it?
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah.
Grace Van Patten
Do you brush your teeth with it every night?
Announcer
Oh, yes. I brushed all the time. You kidding me? New episodes of Tell me Lies stream Tuesdays on Hulu. Stick around, everybody.
Musical Guest
These shows I eat with contaminated thoughts. I walk the streets with I beg your neck assess and chop beats with Olympic lyricism. You can't compete with globe traveling. Throwing a verse like a javelin? Things fall apart in the seas unraveling.
Announcer
My thanks to Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Grace Van Patten. That's how you do it, bud. Fantastic. Thank you for watching. Good night, everybody. Thank Better get involved get, get, get involved get into it.
Matt Damon
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Ben Affleck
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Episode: Trump Pushes Greenland Takeover | Ben Affleck & Matt Damon, Grace Van Patten
Date: January 14, 2026
This episode of The Tonight Show is full of energy and humor, with Jimmy Fallon at the helm riffing on everything from Trump’s Greenland ambitions to pop culture slip-ups. The spotlight is on Oscar-winning actors Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, who join to discuss their new Netflix film, "The Rip." Grace Van Patten also appears, sharing stories from her career and her show "Tell Me Lies." Engaging banter, hilarious personal anecdotes, and even a chaotic game involving a shocking hot potato device make this episode a memorable one.
Trump and Greenland:
Jimmy makes jokes about Trump’s ongoing Greenland takeover aspirations, quipping, “Trump is still talking about taking over Greenland, and he said that if we invaded, their only defense would be two dog sleds.” (01:32)
Award Season & Movie Title Mix-Ups:
Jimmy confuses “Hamlet” with “Hamnet,” leading to friendly corrections from Ben Affleck and Matt Damon and a string of humorous apologies in song and rhyme.
Streaming Wars & Podcasts:
Jimmy pokes fun at Netflix’s foray into video podcasts, leading to a parody promo that spirals into a meta joke about consuming multimedia on multiple platforms.
Sneaker Scandal & Fitness:
Joking headlines about Ben Affleck “quitting” sneakers and Matt Damon’s workout regimen for “The Odyssey.” (07:38–08:32)
Christopher Nolan Collaboration:
Damon describes visiting the set of Nolan’s "Odyssey" film, the grueling filmmaking process, and bringing his children to watch, highlighting Nolan’s seriousness and the epic scale of filming. (09:02–10:39)
Acorn Incident:
The duo reminisces about a fight where Affleck accidentally hit Damon in the eye with an acorn while filming “School Ties,” sending Damon to the hospital.
Courtside Basketball Mishaps:
Damon shares a story about an NBA player falling into him and Mark Wahlberg at a Lakers game and Phil Jackson colorfully telling them to “sit down and shut the [expletive] up” during a playoff.
Jimmy Fallon on Trump’s Greenland plan:
“They go together like President Trump and invading a country with no plan. You know what I’m saying?” (01:32)
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck on mistakes:
Ben: “It’s okay. We all make mistakes. Let me cheer you up.” (03:52)
Matt: “We all make mistakes.” (03:04)
Classic banter after pop culture mix-ups:
Jimmy: “I am such a fool. I messed up yet again. I am so disgraced. When will this torture end?” (03:30)
Onset visits & filmmaking with Christopher Nolan:
Matt Damon: “It was absolutely the, the pinnacle of my entire career. I loved every minute of it.” (09:04)
On crew profit-sharing/Artist Equity:
Matt Damon: “It also includes, you know, 1200 crew members… that if they’re committed to making the movie good, it’s very likely to be better.” (18:09)
Grace Van Patten on stunts and Jackass:
Grace: “I liked making kids do stunts, and I would call it extreme…” (20:18)
Jimmy on stealing at the Seinfeld finale:
“I went to Jerry’s bathroom and I stole a toothbrush.” (24:58)
This episode delivers everything The Tonight Show promises: big stars, genuine laughs, behind-the-scenes Hollywood tales, and interactive fun. From Affleck and Damon’s thoughtful discussion on the evolving film industry to Grace Van Patten’s childhood mischief inspired by “Jackass,” you get a comedic, entertaining, and sometimes touching look at life behind the fame. The playful spirit is capped by a shock-laden game that provides a memorable on-air confession from Jimmy Fallon himself. Whether you’re here for celebrity stories, movie scoops, or just need a laugh, this episode is both rich and fun.