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Jimmy Fallon
From Studio 6B in rock and Roller center in the heart of New York City, it's a Tonight show starring Jimmy Fallon. Tonight join Jim and his guest, clay dancer Sandy Light, and feature the legendary roots coach. Two, one, three, four, Jim. And now, there he is, Jimmy Fallon.
Cody Bigelow
It's a great crowd.
Jimmy Fallon
Thank you very much.
Clay Dancer
Thank you for being here.
Cody Bigelow
Enjoy yourself. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Tonight Show. Thanks for being here. Yeah, thank you. Well, guys, today President Trump arrived in Saudi Arabia for the first leg of his trip to the Middle East. Yeah, it was a big day. Saudi Arabia's crown prince met with America's Burger King. Yep. Trump is in Saudi Arabia. He's hoping to make a trillion dollars worth of deals with ranging from shady to sketchy to sus. But Saudi Arabia announced that they're investing $600 billion in America. With the extra money, Trump's thinking of hiring a second air traffic controller at Newark Airport. We're thinking of doing that. Well, following criticism for his plan to accept a free luxury jet from Qatar, Trump said that he would be a stupid person not to. Here to comment via satellite is the president of the American League of Stupid People, Cody Bigelow. Thank you for joining us. Cody. Cody. No, no, Cody. No, no. Cody, over here. Cody. Cody, over here by the camera. Where the camera is? Yeah. Hell, yeah.
Blake Shelton
Hell, yeah.
Cody Bigelow
Hell yeah.
Clay Dancer
Thanks for making the acquaintance, Jimmy.
Cody Bigelow
Yeah, no problem. So you had a problem with President Trump saying that he'd be a stupid person to not accept a free jet from Qatar?
Clay Dancer
That's right, Jimmy. First of all.
Cody Bigelow
First of all. First of all, what?
Clay Dancer
And second of all, Trump does not speak for dummies. What does he think he is, a ventriloquist?
Cody Bigelow
Ventriloquist.
Clay Dancer
Gesundheit. Trump doesn't know what a stupid person would do. Would a stupid person accept a plane? It depends. A plane, What, a plain bagel? Because no, we prefer everything bagels. Okay. Can you believe that? They're the same price as every other kind of bagel. That's how you stay rich, Jimmy.
Cody Bigelow
Okay, but how do you feel about Trump accepting an airplane from Qatar?
Clay Dancer
Yeah, I could ask you the same question. Oh, checkmate. Yeah, checkmate, Jimmy. But having said that.
Cody Bigelow
Having said that, what? Actually, never mind. How do you feel about this Qatar situation?
Clay Dancer
Qatars.
Cody Bigelow
Ugh.
Clay Dancer
Happens to me every day at Golden Corral and I'm like, okay, end of the line, buddy. You don't get to cut. We live in a democracy.
Cody Bigelow
No, no, no, no, no. Qatar is a foreign country in the Middle East.
Clay Dancer
Oh, like hobbits. And stuff?
Cody Bigelow
No, that's middle Earth.
Clay Dancer
Oh, like that thing before high school?
Cody Bigelow
No, that's middle school.
Clay Dancer
Like the Vince Vaughn movie?
Cody Bigelow
No, that's old school.
Clay Dancer
Oh, right, right, right. Ultimately, I think it's probably a bad move to accept a $400 million gift from a foreign entity when you're the democratically elected leader of a world superpower. But like Jessica Alba said, money, money, money. Must be funny in a rich man's world.
Cody Bigelow
Jessica Alba. I'm pretty sure that's abba, not Jessica Alba, but close enough. Cody Bigelow, everyone. Thank you for being here.
Blake Shelton
Cody.
Jimmy Fallon
Dancing queen.
Cody Bigelow
Dancing Queen. Dancing queen. Thank you. Dancing queen. Thank you very much. Dancing queen. Well, some big sports news last night here in New York City.
Jimmy Fallon
The Knicks came back to beat the Celtics and take a 31 series lead.
Cody Bigelow
Yeah, you can tell times are tough in Boston at Dunkin. They're adding whiskey to every coffee without asking. Yeah, take it. That's right. The Knicks took game four at home against the Celtics. It was awesome. Here now to recap the game is our resident Knicks fan, Mike Fisher. Welcome to the show, Mike. They grabbing me, Jamaic. Go, Nick. Wow, it seems like you lost your voice a little bit there.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah, I was screaming at the campus night. We got that. Top of you, baby.
Cody Bigelow
I'm so sorry, Mike. Mike, I can't really understand you. Have you tried water or tea or something? Any better?
Clay Dancer
I think so.
Cody Bigelow
All right, good. Great. Mike, what do you think the Knicks need to do to win game five? Okay, that somehow made it worse. We're gonna have to move on. Thank you for coming on the show, Mike. Thank you. Knicks fan Mike Fisher, everybody. Come and check on his voice screaming. We have a great show. Give it up for the Rudes right now.
Desi Lydic
What up? What up, Mr. Man? You better know and love whether you disapprove or y' all showing love my appreciation. This is just a chok. Brace yourself.
Cody Bigelow
What a show we have for you tonight. He is one of the biggest country music stars in the world. His new album for recreational use only is out now. Blake Shelton is here, and she is one of the hosts of the Daily show, which airs weeknights at 11pm on Comedy Central. Desi Lydick is joining us tonight. Desi, she's great. Real funny. Hey, guys, Father's Day is next month, so if you're looking for any gifts for dad, something that shows how much you appreciate him, how much you respect him, I got the perfect thing. It's my new children's book, Papa doesn't do anything. It's a tribute to all the dads and grandpas out there, all the things they have done in their lives and everything they do for us. And it's officially out today. Oh, it's out of today's book day. Qr. That's not the back cover. What? That is not the back cover.
Blake Shelton
Nice artwork.
Cody Bigelow
That's a QR code that goes directly to Blake Shelton's album. Really? Yep. That's right. So you can buy Blake Shelton's album through your book. Yeah. Well, I think you should go pick up Blake Shelton's album.
Clay Dancer
Sure.
Cody Bigelow
And while you're at the store, right? You go, hey, you guys sell books here? And they go, sure.
Blake Shelton
Yeah, we do.
Cody Bigelow
You go, I want to get something for my grand. My grandpa, who I love. Right? And they go, well, we have. Papa doesn't do anything, but we're sold out. Oh, that's how. That's how hot this thing is sizzling. You try to. You try to touch it. I mean, I can't touch it. What's it retailing for? What? Retail is probably like $134.
Clay Dancer
Tariffs.
Cody Bigelow
Tariffs. What, are you getting real? They're real, man. Tariffs are real. Also, by the way, if you happen to be in town tomorrow, I'll be doing a signing at Barnes and Noble in Union Square at 7pm so come on by and say hi. Mark, Tariq will be there. I'll see you there.
Blake Shelton
Dude.
Cody Bigelow
Oh, oh, oh, oh. I almost forgot. Everyone in tonight's audience will be going home with their very own copy.
Jimmy Fallon
A copper doesn't do any. Happy reading, everybody.
Cody Bigelow
Stick around. We'll be right back with more tonight.
Jimmy Fallon
To everybody.
Cody Bigelow
Our first guest is one of the biggest names in country music with 30 number one singles. 30. His new album, for recreational use only is out now. Everyone, please welcome Blake Shelton.
Jimmy Fallon
Come on.
Cody Bigelow
That's what I'm talking about. They love you here. They love you here. Blake, congratulations again.
Jimmy Fallon
I feel like I'm home.
Cody Bigelow
You're home. This is your. This is your tenth appearance, by the way.
Blake Shelton
My tenth time on your show.
Cody Bigelow
Ten. Yeah. Isn't that amazing?
Blake Shelton
Wow.
Cody Bigelow
Isn't that great?
Blake Shelton
I'm trying to be nice.
Cody Bigelow
Yes.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah.
Blake Shelton
I'm trying.
Cody Bigelow
I love that you keep coming back. That's good. You feel the love. We appreciate you being here. We always have fun. We talk about the record and everything. Yeah, it's exciting. Look at how.
Blake Shelton
Look at that.
Cody Bigelow
For recreational use only.
Blake Shelton
It's a vinyl, man. We're selling vinyls again. Look at that. It's clear did you ever have a clear vinyl growing up? Never heard of something?
Cody Bigelow
No. It's like a brand new index.
Blake Shelton
That's that new technology.
Cody Bigelow
I had a picture disc. I had a picture disc growing up. I had Culture Club.
Blake Shelton
And that was a clear one.
Cody Bigelow
Well, kind of. Clear had their picture.
Blake Shelton
Oh, crap. Okay. I thought mine was the first one. I really literally thought mine was the first one.
Cody Bigelow
No, I think you stole a lot of your stuff from Culture Club. You don't think so? Congrats. Do you enjoy this process of an album title and then all that stuff and putting out an album? Is that fun?
Blake Shelton
I don't know that I love the album. Titling. I love making an album, but titling, it has never been.
Cody Bigelow
No, you. It was up to you.
Blake Shelton
I mean, look what the name of my title is. For Recreational Use Only. That's like a. You know, it's ridiculous. It doesn't even mean.
Cody Bigelow
What does it mean? What does it mean?
Blake Shelton
It's just trying to come up with something that people will remember. You know what I mean? It's like, what was the name of Blake's new album?
Cody Bigelow
Is it about, like, a Frisbee or something?
Blake Shelton
Yes. Which also the album doubles as.
Cody Bigelow
Oh, my gosh. How do you think about that? If you think about it, yeah, it is.
Blake Shelton
There's no reason not to buy it.
Cody Bigelow
I can't throw you. I can't throw you, man. I can't throw you. I love it. I think the album cover is cool. It's mysterious. You're like a stranger in a bar.
Blake Shelton
Stop.
Cody Bigelow
No, no, no.
Blake Shelton
What are you doing? Just say your joke. I know you're building up for something.
Cody Bigelow
No, you're, like, thinking of, like, you're in front of a jukebox. You're like, there's a map behind you with, like, a whip. You're like Indiana Jones. And you're like. You're deciding what song should I play next.
Blake Shelton
Well, you guys play some music.
Cody Bigelow
What song should I play next?
Blake Shelton
Let's hear a little something.
Cody Bigelow
What song? The whole jukebox full of music back.
Clay Dancer
There, but I'm gonna pick one.
Cody Bigelow
I'm gonna pick one.
Blake Shelton
But I meant, like, will y' all play some music so he'll stop talking? Oh, the song.
Cody Bigelow
But then this one, this guy. Love. This guy's starting a bar fight. This guy. What do you. Look. That's frightening. That's scary. That's.
Blake Shelton
Would you ask me some real questions?
Cody Bigelow
How you doing, man? Hey, I gotta say, your latest single, which is an earworm I love, is called Texas, became your 30th number one single. That is a big deal.
Jimmy Fallon
That's a big deal.
Cody Bigelow
No, no, no, don't leave. Stay here. No, no, no, don't leave, okay? You have to stay here.
Blake Shelton
Thank you.
Cody Bigelow
That is a big deal.
Blake Shelton
That is a big deal. I'm not. I'm just telling you right now. I'm freaking out about it.
Cody Bigelow
Did you get to celebrate at all?
Blake Shelton
I did. I had a big party down in Frisco, Texas. Is. Which is where all the big parties are.
Cody Bigelow
I don't know anything about it.
Blake Shelton
The audience knows.
Cody Bigelow
I'd never heard of.
Blake Shelton
Yeah, you weren't there.
Cody Bigelow
Yeah, that's interesting. You lost my email or something. I never get invited to any of your parties, man.
Blake Shelton
What are you talking about?
Cody Bigelow
Yeah, but this is good, though. Did you have a feeling when you recorded Texas it would be a hit? It's a good song.
Blake Shelton
Well, I didn't know. Like a chart position. I wasn't about to predict that, but I thought it sounded like something that would be an earworm to put to, you know, to use your words.
Cody Bigelow
Yes. Yeah, it is. It sticks in your head. And it's just. It was just like. I heard somewhere that Post Malone inspired you to make this album. Is that.
Blake Shelton
Of course. I mean, in some ways, Post Malone kind of got me a fire lit under me. We had a song last summer called Pour Me a Drink. Somebody pour me a drink.
Cody Bigelow
Come on. Look at that.
Blake Shelton
You can't stop the Frisco people.
Cody Bigelow
The Frisco people are in the house tonight.
Blake Shelton
Texas, man.
Cody Bigelow
Frisco, Texas, in the house.
Blake Shelton
But that was fun. And. And. And it had been, you know, this been four years since I put out a record. So, you know, I had this, the song with him and just me. You've been around him. I mean, you can't be around that guy without having a good time. And he's just so excited about everything. Yeah, you guys are a lot alike, now that I think about it. Except he's genuine about his excitement. But anyway. But anyway, I was like, man, what am I doing? I need to make a record. Like, he had me fired up again.
Cody Bigelow
That's what I do. I gotta give people some stuff. You're fantastic. He's talented, by the way. He can sing anything.
Blake Shelton
Anything. And he does. Now he's, like, doing the country thing. I don't want him to go back to anything else. I just want him to do country music.
Cody Bigelow
I want him to do. I want him to hang out with us. Everyone loves him.
Blake Shelton
Wouldn't that be great if he Was here right now. Well, here he is, everybody.
Cody Bigelow
No, he's not. Why would you do that? Why would you do that? Why would you do that? It makes everyone upset. We're having a good time, and we're having a good rapport. Everyone's laughing, having the best time because.
Blake Shelton
It'S not my show. I don't give a crap. This is your problem.
Cody Bigelow
Yeah, no, it's my problem. Yeah. But is it true that earlier in your career, you almost released a country rap song?
Blake Shelton
I. I did. In fact, I recorded the song. What are you laughing about?
Cody Bigelow
I was just. No, I'm remembering something else. An old joke. A country rap you would not allow.
Blake Shelton
So listen to this. So my producer at the time was a guy named Bobby Braddock, and he. And he wrote me this song because I used to have these stupid raps I would come into the studio singing every day about, you know. Yeah, doo doo and things like that. You know, fun things.
Cody Bigelow
Yeah, sure.
Blake Shelton
And so he wrote me the song and we recorded it. And the label at the time, you know, we don't want any part of that song. And so Bobby, the writer of the song, said, well, can I take it and pitch it to other artists? And the first person he played it for was Toby Keith, which became one of Toby Keith's biggest number one songs. It's called I want to talk about me.
Cody Bigelow
No.
Blake Shelton
Yeah. But Toby ended up having the big hit on the song.
Cody Bigelow
Well, I'm glad for happy for Toby.
Blake Shelton
And he always reminded me that it found its ride home.
Cody Bigelow
Yeah, exactly. You're returning to the Voice for the season finale on May 20, you perform your new song. Are you looking forward to going back, man?
Blake Shelton
I am. I'm excited to see everybody. I mean, you know how it is even here. You know, the crew and everybody backstage. They become your family, you know?
Cody Bigelow
Yeah, of course.
Blake Shelton
And I haven't seen a lot of those people. And however long that's been, a couple of years now, I guess. So not so. I know you're going to say something about Adam. I literally don't give a crap.
Cody Bigelow
No, I wasn't going to say anything about it.
Blake Shelton
You were. You were going to say something about Adam.
Cody Bigelow
I didn't even know who he typed.
Blake Shelton
I know everything. I read the script now.
Cody Bigelow
You're like, what song? So many things I could do right now. You're like the Rizzler. You're like the Rizzler. That's who you're doing. You're doing the Rizzler on the car. I get it.
Blake Shelton
You guys have A new single or something you can play right now.
Cody Bigelow
No, that's good.
Blake Shelton
Gotta do. Yeah.
Cody Bigelow
Also, like, it's like stranger things font on the top, and it's good. So you're getting into that youth. So smart.
Blake Shelton
Thank you.
Cody Bigelow
So smart, man.
Blake Shelton
Thank you.
Cody Bigelow
It's the best. Thought it'd be fun if we played a game together in honor of your 10th appearance. So more with Blake Shelton, everybody. For recreational use only is out now.
Blake Shelton
Blake.
Cody Bigelow
And.
Jimmy Fallon
Welcome back.
Cody Bigelow
We're hanging out with Blake shelton. His new album is out right now. Blake, I like to think that we're friends.
Blake Shelton
I I. I think so. I think we're friends.
Cody Bigelow
Yeah. But I was wondering if we might be best friends so I have a game that we can play to prove it. It's time for the best friends challenge. Here we go.
Jimmy Fallon
Best friends challenge.
Cody Bigelow
All right. So now the game. The game works like the game works like the newlywed game for friends. We're going to take turns reading questions.
Blake Shelton
Weird about.
Cody Bigelow
We'Ve done. This is not weird.
Blake Shelton
This is. Okay.
Cody Bigelow
Okay. I've worked all night making these box.
Blake Shelton
Okay.
Cody Bigelow
I know. We're gonna take turns reading questions about each other. We are like Bert and Ernie a little bit. I'm gonna read each other from this best friends box here. We're gonna try to write down the same answer. Okay. And we didn't plan any of this out. Okay. I'm gonna read the question. Here you go. Here you go. You write your answer down if you didn't plan. Ready? Here you go. Wait a minute.
Blake Shelton
What are we doing? You haven't said anything to these people?
Cody Bigelow
No, I see people in the audience.
Blake Shelton
Don'T even know what the hell's going on.
Cody Bigelow
I'm going to ask you a question, Then we both write down the answer, See if we get the same answer from you.
Blake Shelton
Okay. That's all you had to say.
Cody Bigelow
That's the best.
Blake Shelton
Okay.
Cody Bigelow
I thought I did. All right. Well, here we go.
Blake Shelton
The best friend.
Cody Bigelow
And we got a best friend point. Ready? Here's the first question.
Blake Shelton
Oh, my God. That's okay.
Cody Bigelow
All right. This is for about me. What is my favorite thing to grill?
Blake Shelton
I'll write down. We're both going to write down what the answer is.
Cody Bigelow
Yes. What do you think my favorite thing is to grill.
Blake Shelton
And then you're going to write down what mine is.
Cody Bigelow
No, I'm going to write down what mine is.
Blake Shelton
It's all about you.
Cody Bigelow
No, this first one is. Sure.
Blake Shelton
It's always about you.
Cody Bigelow
No, it's not. The first one is I love to grill Obviously, I'm out there, you know, getting the coals all ready and everything.
Blake Shelton
Yep.
Cody Bigelow
And getting it all, like, at a decent temperature and stuff like that. So what would you say if you see me at a barbecue and I'm grilling out? What do I grill?
Blake Shelton
I think you grill fish. I think you're the kind of guy that grills fish.
Cody Bigelow
No way. I'm the guy that grills fish.
Clay Dancer
Look that at.
Blake Shelton
Yes.
Clay Dancer
Look at you.
Blake Shelton
You're like. You know, you're.
Cody Bigelow
Fishy.
Blake Shelton
No, just like a lean guy. Like, you know, you think about it. You're not, like, choked up or anything.
Cody Bigelow
When I show you the answer, you'll be like, oh, of course. What do I grill on the barbecue? Grill. Hot dog.
Blake Shelton
You don't need a hot dog.
Cody Bigelow
Love hot dog. All right. We didn't get that one. Yeah, we didn't get that one. You. Well, you do like steak.
Blake Shelton
You seem like a fish garden. You're like a fish.
Cody Bigelow
You do steak.
Blake Shelton
Yeah.
Cody Bigelow
Yeah.
Blake Shelton
What is that?
Cody Bigelow
Steak. All right, here we go. This is your question.
Blake Shelton
You just read it.
Cody Bigelow
Well, I have to answer it. Yeah. It's not a trick. Am I going to guess.
Blake Shelton
What is my middle name? No, I'm answering for you, though. I'm going to write down what I think yours is.
Cody Bigelow
Then we won't get the same answer.
Blake Shelton
Well, I know what my middle name is. He is the worst. How does he have a TV show?
Cody Bigelow
Hey, what if you didn't know what your middle name is, though? I think I got your name. How did that give you. I know your middle name. I know I've known you for a long time. I think Blake Shelton's middle name is Pendarvis.
Blake Shelton
Is that a thing or is that just to name you Kendarvis?
Cody Bigelow
No, no, no.
Blake Shelton
Let me read it like Legend of Zoe.
Cody Bigelow
Blake Shelton's middle name. Blake, I've known you for a long time. I've heard people call you this. Your middle name. Mervyn Blake. Mervyn Shelton.
Blake Shelton
All right, here's my answer for you. Is it Dane?
Cody Bigelow
Jimmy Dean? Jimmy Dean?
Blake Shelton
Is it?
Cody Bigelow
I wish. I wish it was. I wish it was. No, no, my. Midd. Pendervis. I thought we had the same middle name. What is your middle name?
Blake Shelton
I don't know.
Cody Bigelow
Is it Mark or something?
Blake Shelton
Yeah.
Cody Bigelow
Oh, here we go. This is about me. What is my most annoying habit?
Blake Shelton
Oh, God, you're not doing this right.
Cody Bigelow
You have to answer. What is my most annoying habit?
Blake Shelton
So you think you know what your most annoying habit is?
Cody Bigelow
I think I know what you're gonna. I Think I know what you're gonna write.
Blake Shelton
No, I'm changing my answer.
Cody Bigelow
What is my most annoying habit?
Blake Shelton
This is gonna take a minute.
Cody Bigelow
Mine's one word. Oh, my gosh. You write out your last will and testament.
Blake Shelton
What, Laughing at your own jokes.
Jimmy Fallon
What's up?
Blake Shelton
That's something you can work on, though. It takes a best friend to be the one to tell you these things.
Cody Bigelow
That would hurt. That one hurt. That one gets you close. That would hit too close to home.
Blake Shelton
It takes a best friend that would hurt to tell you this stuff, though.
Cody Bigelow
What is my most annoying habit? That you're gonna say talking. That's not bad, right? I mean, similar.
Blake Shelton
Yeah.
Cody Bigelow
Yeah. All right. We've done well so far. We've got nothing. Correct. So here we go. We are friends. We have one more chance to being best friends forever. Okay, here we go. This one's worth 10,000 points. Blake, you pick up the card. I didn't want to look at it. I can't even look. Yeah, I'm totally ready.
Blake Shelton
If I was a.
Cody Bigelow
That's it.
Blake Shelton
If I was a type of car, what kind of car would I be?
Cody Bigelow
Well, we can't all say Mini Cooper at the same time, so.
Blake Shelton
I got it. This is for me?
Cody Bigelow
Yeah. This ain't no car. It ain't no car.
Blake Shelton
Come on.
Cody Bigelow
All right. One, two, three, truck.
Jimmy Fallon
Come on, my best friend. You're my best friend. There he is. My best friend, Blake Shelton, for recreational.
Cody Bigelow
Use only, is available now.
Jimmy Fallon
Get his new album.
Cody Bigelow
We'll be right back.
Jimmy Fallon
Stick around.
Cody Bigelow
Everybody peeping.
Desi Lydic
Bigoted Rocket. My favorite cartoon after Maverick.
Cody Bigelow
Our next guest is one of the Emmy winning hosts of the Daily show, which airs weeknights at 11pm on Comedy Central and is available the next day on Paramount Plus. Please welcome Desi Liveshow.
Jimmy Fallon
Come on, look at it.
Cody Bigelow
Welcome to the show. Thank you for coming on. It's your first time. I know. Thank you. Very excited to get to talk to you.
Mike Fisher
Well, me too. I'm so happy to be here. I'm such a huge fan of yours.
Cody Bigelow
Right back at you.
Mike Fisher
I actually brought you a gift.
Cody Bigelow
What?
Mike Fisher
But I. Yeah, I did, but I couldn't figure out where to park a 747.
Cody Bigelow
Oh, mail it to you? Yeah, yeah, no problem. Yeah. Thank you. Happy belated Mother's Day.
Mike Fisher
Well, thank you.
Cody Bigelow
I know your mother.
Jimmy Fallon
Yes.
Mike Fisher
Proud of you.
Cody Bigelow
How old?
Mike Fisher
Nine.
Cody Bigelow
Nine years old. Oh, it's cute. Age perfect. And what was Mother's Day like for you? Was it good? Did you enjoy it?
Mike Fisher
Oh, it was great. We had a brunch early in the day. Perfect. And then. And then my husband leans over to me and he goes, hey, I just got a text from Roy, my buddy, Roy Wood Jr. Who you might.
Cody Bigelow
I love Roy Wood Jr. Yeah.
Mike Fisher
And he goes, roy just invited Bea and I to go to a Mets game. That's my son. Yes, Mets fans. And he goes, but, you know, it's Mother's Day, and this is your day, so I don't want it. And I go, go, please go.
Jimmy Fallon
Run.
Cody Bigelow
I'll get your coat. I'll get your coat. Go. Here's your battle.
Mike Fisher
Out the door. So they left me alone all afternoon. It was beautiful.
Cody Bigelow
What did you do?
Mike Fisher
I did. I celebrated. Like a father celebrates Father's Day. I hit the couc. No pants, no pants, no pants. Just junk food binge. Watching Landman. It was perfect.
Blake Shelton
It was perfect.
Cody Bigelow
Landman. Yeah. We both host shows here in New York City, and we get invited to some nice, glamorous events. Do you go to those? I think I've seen you at.
Mike Fisher
Well, generally, there's nothing I love more than being in bed by 8:45 with a mouth guard, sweats. Just reality TV. But I do. But I did this last year, get to go to the New York City Ballet. Have you been?
Cody Bigelow
That's fancy. Yeah, that's fancy stuff.
Mike Fisher
It is very fancy. I did not feel like I belonged there, but I was not only invited, but I got invited to be a co chair for the event.
Cody Bigelow
Oh, my gosh.
Mike Fisher
Which is very, very cool. So I go, and my husband and I get all dressed up. We never go out. We're sitting there in beautiful Lincoln center, and the ballet is about to begin, and the artistic director comes out, and she's like, I'd just like to thank everyone involved in this event, Sarah Jessica Parker. Mind you, I've seen every episode of Sex and the City a thousand times. Yes, a thousand times.
Cody Bigelow
She's the best. Oh.
Mike Fisher
And she goes, and I'd like to thank Amy Sedaris. And my husband leans in. He goes, babe, just take this in. This is so cool. Like, not that long ago, you were waiting tables and trying to book commercials. He's like, this is a cool moment. Just take this moment in. And I was like, yeah, you're right. I should take this in. And she goes, I'd like to thank Justin Theroux and also Leslie Lilac. And I look at him. I'm like, did she just say Leslie Lilac? And he goes, yeah. I'm like, oh, yes. Okay. Well, I guess I have to legally change my Name now. I'm now Leslie Lilak.
Cody Bigelow
Desi Lydick. They called you Leslie Lilac.
Mike Fisher
Leslie Lilac. It was so far off for my name that I almost couldn't even be embarrassed.
Cody Bigelow
Isn't that perfect, though? Isn't that great? You're like, take it all in. Enjoy the night. And you're like, oh, reality right back. Don't write back down.
Mike Fisher
Don't get too high in yourself.
Cody Bigelow
Get too high on yourself. Yeah. You're coming up on your 10th anniversary at the Daily Show.
Mike Fisher
Yes.
Cody Bigelow
Congratulations.
Mike Fisher
Thank you.
Cody Bigelow
You're so good. You're so smart. You're so funny. I love you on there. You started off as a correspondent.
Mike Fisher
I did. I started off as a correspondent. And Yeah, I started 10 years ago. I don't know about you. I got into comedy for one reason, and that is to make jokes about tariff rates.
Cody Bigelow
That's the whole reason.
Mike Fisher
It's a dream. Just a little girl standing in front of the mirror with a hairbrush jokes about 10 year treasury bonds.
Cody Bigelow
Yeah, you guys are.
Mike Fisher
No, it's a dream.
Cody Bigelow
You're crushing it on the Daily Show. Congrats on that. How do you handle it, though, when it's like, when it's rough news or there's tough things, you just gotta go, this is part of the job.
Mike Fisher
You just go. It's part of the job. I mean, really, it's how fast the news cycle moves and then having to do a page one rewrite at 4pm right before taping of the show, which happened last Thursday. But it was exciting news. The pope news broke.
Cody Bigelow
Oh, yes, of course.
Mike Fisher
Yeah.
Cody Bigelow
That's big news.
Mike Fisher
Huge news. And it was so much fun to watch the coverage of the Pope. Normally you watch the news and it's chaos and it's stressful. And this was just delightful. The drama, the pomp and circumstance. There was smoke and the big doors and the cardinals were all collecting right out front. It was just, I thought like, Ryan Seacrest was going to come out and be like, we'll have a Pope. After the break, Blake Shelton comes back, he spins the chair and he's like, you're my Pope.
Cody Bigelow
You're my Pope. I like you, Pope. I like you, Pope. That's the Pope.
Blake Shelton
I like.
Mike Fisher
That's the Pope. You're on my team.
Cody Bigelow
Desi lank, everyone. The Daily show airs weeknights at 11pm on Comedy Central. The next day on Paramount.
Jimmy Fallon
Stick around.
Desi Lydic
Yes, yes, y' all to the beat all party heaven. We will guarantee to be like having a ball but don't stop, keep on rocking in the free world even though it ain't a whole lot.
Jimmy Fallon
My thanks to Desi Ladic Blake Shelton once again. And the Root tries to have in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Good night, everybody. Got involved, got to get involved. Got that good involved. Get it to it, do it, get into it Work. Hold them down. Going up, y' all going up, yeah. I said, look here, baby Got involved, gotta get it, get involved, get into it, do it.
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The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – Episode Summary
Episode Title: Trump Secures $600 Billion Saudi Arabia Deal | Blake Shelton, Desi Lydic
Release Date: May 14, 2025
Timestamp: 00:05 – 04:37
Jimmy Fallon kicks off the episode from Studio 6B at Rockefeller Center, highlighting the recent news of former President Donald Trump's trip to Saudi Arabia. Fallon humorously critiques Trump's pursuit of a $600 billion investment deal, poking fun at the deal's grandeur and potential implications.
Notable Quote:
Cody Bigelow, introduced as the "President of the American League of Stupid People," provides a comedic lens on the political developments, including Trump's controversial decision to accept a luxury jet from Qatar.
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Timestamp: 04:37 – 06:11
Fallon shifts to sports news, celebrating the New York Knicks' impressive comeback victory against the Boston Celtics, extending their series lead. He introduces Mike Fisher, a passionate Knicks fan, to discuss the game’s highlights and prospects for Game Five.
Notable Quote:
Despite technical difficulties due to Mike's lost voice, the segment humorously underscores the intense rivalry and the Knicks' determination.
Timestamp: 08:57 – 17:29
Country music superstar Blake Shelton makes his tenth appearance on the show, celebrating his latest album, "For Recreational Use Only." The interview delves into the album's creative process, Shelton’s inspirations, and his collaboration with artists like Post Malone.
Notable Quote:
Shelton discusses the challenges and joys of album creation, including a humorous anecdote about almost releasing a country rap song that ultimately became a hit for Toby Keith.
Timestamp: 17:29 – 24:09
In a fun twist, Shelton engages in the “Best Friends Challenge” game with Cody Bigelow. The game involves answering personal questions to test their friendship compatibility. The lighthearted interaction showcases Shelton's playful side and camaraderie with Bigelow.
Notable Quote:
Despite some mismatched answers, the segment highlights the show's comedic flair and Shelton’s good-natured participation.
Timestamp: 24:49 – 31:54
The episode further features Desi Lydic, a correspondent from The Daily Show, who shares her experiences celebrating her upcoming 10th anniversary on the show. Fisher returns to discuss his personal celebrations for Mother's Day, blending heartfelt stories with humor.
Notable Quote:
Lydic recounts a memorable event at Lincoln Center, adding a relatable and amusing perspective on balancing personal life with a demanding career in comedy.
Timestamp: 31:54 – End
Jimmy Fallon wraps up the episode by thanking Blake Shelton and Desi Lydic, encouraging viewers to watch The Tonight Show on NBC and stream on Peacock. The closing emphasizes community involvement and the show's ongoing relevance in entertainment.
Key Takeaways:
Overall, this episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon offers a balanced mix of political satire, sports excitement, celebrity interviews, and comedic interaction, ensuring an engaging and entertaining experience for listeners.
Note: All timestamps reference positions within the provided transcript and are indicative for structure purposes.