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Jimmy Fallon
From Studio six Feet in Rock and Roller, centered in the heart of New York City, it's a Tonight show starring Jimmy Fallon. Tonight joins Jimmy and his guest, Amanda Cyber Joshua Jackson. And featuring the legendary Ruth Ruth Mar. And now here he is, Jimmy Fallon. Sa much. Everybody. Enjoy yourself. Enjoy yourself. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Tonight Show. You're all here. Thank you very much. Tonight Show. Well, guys, we are coming to you. After Trump's first presidential address to Congress. Yep, things got off to a big start When Trump and J.D. vance held hands and sang a medley from Wicked. It was quite a night. There were about 400 people in attendance, 300 were members of Congress, and 100 were Elon's kids. Yeah, the night was pretty much a welcome back party for Trump, Republicans and measles. Meanwhile, ahead of his address, Trump's new tariffs on Canada, Mexico and China went into effect. And they're going to raise the price of everything from cars to electronics to clothes. It's all part of Trump's plan to make everything more expensive so eggs seem cheaper by comparison. Even Netflix plans to raise their subscription price, but that has nothing to do with the tariffs. The tariffs are expected to send car prices soaring as much as $12,000 a vehicle. That means soon the price of a Nissan sentra could be $12,750. Meanwhile, the price of imported fruit and vegetables will also increase. Trump heard and was like, well, no worries here. Trump's tariffs will also raise the prices of scrap metal, batteries, and aut, which are all ingredients used to build Elon Musk. Listen to this. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau called Trump's tariffs very dumb, and he announced his own tariffs against the US in retaliation. Do you know how bad things have to be for Canadians to do something mean? Yep, we're in a big fight with our neighbor. Next, Trump's gonna go to the border and cut every tree branch just a tiny bit over the fence. Of course, China's mad at Trump, too. When he tried to open his iPhone this morning, Siri said, don't test me, bitch. Meanwhile, in response to Trump's tariffs, major retailers like Target and Best Buy said that they are going to raise prices. Target called the tariffs disruptive, while Best Buy said, my God, did you just call us a major retailer? Did you guys hear about the big Kia recall? It's not good. Watch this. New this morning, more than 130,000 Kia vehicles are under recall because of an engine issue. The problem can cause a loss of motive power or in rare cases, a fire. What? Oh, man. I drive A Kia. I'm sorry about that, Tree. It's okay. At least I still have my trusty Volkswagen. No. Oh. What? Well, roll the clip.
Tariq Trotter
Volkswagen announcing a recall of more than.
Jimmy Fallon
60,000 vehicles and this is over.
Amanda Seyfried
Rolling risks?
Jimmy Fallon
What? What are the chances, man? How am I supposed to get around? But at this rate, I'll have to drive my Tesla.
Tariq Trotter
Tesla is recalling 376,000 of its electric vehicles.
Jimmy Fallon
You gotta be kidding me. I'm sorry, Tariq. It's okay. I know what I'll do. That. I'll borrow my cousin's car. He has the AS Audi. Excuse me? A. AS. AS. Yes. AS. Audi Q4E. Tron, you drive an Audi. Well, listen up. Thousands of these cars are being recalled. The cars under recall are the AS Audi. Excuse me? AS.
Amanda Seyfried
AS.
Jimmy Fallon
Yes. AS Audi Q4E. Trons. That's it. I give up. You can't give up. I can't drive anywhere. And on top of that, I'm starting to feel sick. I'm sorry to hear that. It's okay. I found a really good nasal spray. Oh, interesting. What kind is it? Yeah, pretty cool. It's called the Sineuclease Cleanse Soft Tip Squeeze Bottle Nasal Wash System.
Tariq Trotter
A really important recall to tell you about this morning. The Synucle Soft Tip Squeeze Bottle Nasal Wash System.
Jimmy Fallon
But I've already used it so many times. I'm sure it's not that bad. It's not like the nasal spray has my microbial contamination.
Amanda Seyfried
A nationwide recall of a nasal wash is issued because of a microbial contamination.
Jimmy Fallon
I'm going to need tomorrow wash. All right, Tariq Trotter, everybody. Just taking the day off. This is terrible. So many recalls. Oh, man, that's beautiful. Oh, it's unbelievable. Wow. Wow. Well, switching gears, I saw that American Airlines just started testing free in flight WI fi. Yeah, Spirit is also going to have free WI Fi, but only when it's parked next to an American Airlines plane. Everyone's excited about the free WI Fi. The pilots were like, finally. Those YouTube flying tutorials are super helpful. Well, some entertainment news. CBS just canceled FBI Most Wanted and FBI International. Yeah, man, even the fake FBI is being let go. It's too bad, because America was just this close to figuring out the difference between FBI Most Wanted and FBI International. Well, get this. Scientist said that woolly mammoths are a step closer to being brought out of extinction after they use DNA to create a woolly mouse. Can we see a picture? Oh, please. That looks just like a gerbil after a three day bender. We have A great show. Amanda Seyfried is here. Joshua Jackson is joining us. Welcome back, everybody, to the Tonight Show. It is time for the latest installment of my do not read list. Here we go. Do not read. Do not read. Do not read. These books. These books. Now, before we start, I just want you all to know that every book that I'm about to show you is 100% real. These are actual books that you can find them on Amazon or check them out at your local library. They are real. All right, let's see what's on my do not read list. This first one is a self help book. Oh, all right. This is called. This is called the complete idiot's guide to improving your IQ. Step one, stop calling yourself an idiot. First step number one, chapter one. Next is a reference book for people who own RVs. Oh, my gosh, that's great. This is RVer's guide to dump stations. As a director of the RV dump stations across the US where people can dump their waste.
Tariq Trotter
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah. Higgins, do you know what number this hit on the bestseller list? I'm Gonna guess number one or number two?
Tariq Trotter
What was it?
Jimmy Fallon
Was it number one or number two? No. Number 47. Oh, wow. Did you read it? Yeah. It stinks. RB Next up is a novel. Novel?
Tariq Trotter
Novel.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh, I love novels. Yeah. This one's called Gatsby. Oh, Gatsby. No, not the Great Gatsby. No. By F. Scott. No, this is called Gatsby. Gatsby. It's by Ernest Vincent Wright. Gatsby. But here's the. Here's the. Here's the best part. Under here. This is real. It says under the title, it says a 50,000 word novel without the letter E. Wow. So he wrote the whole book without using the letter E? Not once, no. Well, except for. Except for the COVID He has eight E's here. Ok. And then he's got. He's got three more in the spine there, but that's it. Let's see if he was able to pull it off. Take a look. I mean, not bad. I think he did. Oh, wait. Yeah. Well, except his name's on the top of every page. Besides that, it's pretty much pretty close to a letter without using the letter Gadsby. The Greek Gatsby. The Great Gatsby. Next up is a cookbook. Oh, I love cookbooks. I love cookbooks. Tariq, you love cookbooks, man. No, not at all. This one is called Gabe's Cookbook. It's by Gabe Adams. His name's just as big as the title. Yeah. Really? Wow. But here's why I like this book, and I'm not kidding. There's no photos. There's no list of ingredients, no instructions or even real recipes. It's just the basic kind of idea stuff Gabe likes to cook. Yeah. Like here. This one says, sweet white corn boiled in water. Then put salt and butter. Not even put in or on. Just put salt and butter. But he's got the letter E in here, so he gets some points for the letter E. Not bad. Next up is a children's book. Oh, I love children's books. I love children's books. Of course. They're great. This one is called Horrible Jobs in Colonial Times. Kids love this. They love that kind of stuff. Perfect for bedtime. Gather around, kids. Tonight we're gonna read Horrible Jobs in Colonial Times. Take a look at this cover. I don't even know what job that. Oh, my God. Filthy knothole. Yeah. I don't know what. I don't know what that is. Next up is a book for all you plant lovers out there. Oh, people love plants. Yeah, me too. This one's called Orchid Growing for Wimps. Orchid Growing for Wimps. For Wimps. Yeah. It's by Ellen Zachos and a pair of Zachos on. I like that. I like. She didn't even put herself on the COVID She made this wimp do it. He's probably like, Ellen, I don't want to be on the COVID Shut up and do it, wimp. Maybe learning how to grow orchids has made him a little tougher. Oh, let's see. Has it? Nope. No. No. Oh, we're down to our last book. It is a history book. Oh, my gosh. I love history. This is called Memorable Balls. Wait, what? What's the name of it? Memorable Balls. I'm sure it's about, like, famous dances and ballrooms and stuff throughout. Really? History. Yeah. Good Lord. Oh, my God. It's actually filthy. It's terrible. It's terrible. Oh, that's nuts. Yeah, it actually is. That's all the time we have for do not read Memorable. I remember them. Yeah. If you have any more, send me do not read@tnightshow.com. we'll be right back with Amanda Seifried, everybody. Our first guest is an Emmy and Golden Globe winning actor who stars in the new limited series Long Bright River. All episodes premiere Thursday, March 13, exclusively on Peacock. Everyone, please welcome Amanda Seyfried. I know. I want. All right. No, I'm here for whatever. I was gonna be formal, and then I had to go in for the hug? Of course. No, you're the best. Welcome back.
Tariq Trotter
Thanks.
Jimmy Fallon
It is always great to see you since the last time you've been here. You've won a Golden Globe and an Emmy Award. Congratulations. You're great. Congratulations. That's a big deal.
Tariq Trotter
I know.
Jimmy Fallon
That's good. You're a very talented actor, and I always say you're a very talented singer as well. I've heard you sing in Les Miserables. We heard you sing in Mamma Mia. Movies. Did you get asked?
Tariq Trotter
Yeah, I got another musical coming out.
Jimmy Fallon
The end of the year, too. Yeah. You do?
Tariq Trotter
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah.
Tariq Trotter
I'll talk to you about it later.
Jimmy Fallon
No. You could tell me a little.
Tariq Trotter
No, it's just, like, a thing.
Jimmy Fallon
Is it a movie?
Tariq Trotter
It's about the leader of the shaker movement in 1770, but it's a musical.
Jimmy Fallon
Whoa.
Tariq Trotter
More on that later. Watch this space. Watch this space.
Jimmy Fallon
I was gonna go. I was gonna go more pop culture and go, do you. Are you gonna do Mamma Mia 3?
Tariq Trotter
Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. I think, honestly, I can see the future, and it looks like before 2038, we're gonna be on the right track.
Jimmy Fallon
You're on the right track.
Tariq Trotter
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
No, but people must ask you all the time because you're so great every week. Every week.
Tariq Trotter
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah. I just saw something you said. Maybe if they do do mamma mia 3, you want. Cause Cher is your grandma, Meryl Streep is your mom. And then I've heard in some interview said maybe Sabrina Carpenter should play her daughter.
Tariq Trotter
Yeah. Listen, I'm aging as everybody does naturally. It's fine.
Jimmy Fallon
It's great.
Tariq Trotter
I love it. But wouldn't it be fun if somebody said she was a fan of the musical and they said, couldn't she play her daughter one day? They fed it to me, and I was like, yeah, that would be great.
Jimmy Fallon
And then it's a headline.
Tariq Trotter
It's not like I. Like, you know who should play my daughter.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah, you brought it up. Yeah.
Tariq Trotter
Big fan. Big fan.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah, me, too.
Tariq Trotter
Big fan.
Jimmy Fallon
That would be unbelievable. Anyway, just putting it out there.
Tariq Trotter
Putting it out there.
Jimmy Fallon
It's gonna happen by 2038. We know that you have a great singing voice. I was gonna ask you, do you play any instruments?
Tariq Trotter
I do, yeah. I started piano when I was 7, and I did that for four years. And I did the clarinet. I had to.
Jimmy Fallon
I did a little clarinet, too.
Tariq Trotter
You did? Why?
Jimmy Fallon
It's a great question. I think it was, you know, free. I think.
Tariq Trotter
Okay. Yeah. Same.
Jimmy Fallon
I was with my high school, and I go, they go, no one chose this. So would you like to play?
Tariq Trotter
That's absolutely how it started with me as well. And I only lasted a year because it was hard.
Jimmy Fallon
Me, too. It's hard.
Tariq Trotter
Yeah, it's hard.
Jimmy Fallon
And also, it's not an instrument. You could walk into a room and, like. You guys want to hear any Benny Goodman?
Tariq Trotter
There's, like, literally no flex with that.
Jimmy Fallon
No.
Tariq Trotter
But guitar. Play guitar. I played this dulcimer. Do you know what the dulcimer is?
Jimmy Fallon
A dulcimer? Yeah, I know it.
Tariq Trotter
Oh, good. Great.
Jimmy Fallon
It's like a old instrument. Beautiful.
Tariq Trotter
It's like a lap instrument. It's an acoustic instrument. It's a wood instrument. And I learned that during the pandemic.
Jimmy Fallon
Gosh, that was unbelievable.
Tariq Trotter
But you know what happens when you become bored.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah.
Tariq Trotter
You want to learn new things.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah. You want to try new things. That was a home run. Unbelievable. You were so good. Thank you. Unbelievable.
Tariq Trotter
I hope we can clear it.
Jimmy Fallon
I want to talk about your new show, Long Bright River. I know you have a. I know you have a lot of animals. And so in this show I was watching, there's a parrot.
Tariq Trotter
Animals, except a parrot.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah, there's a parrot. But did you get along with that parrot?
Tariq Trotter
Yeah, I did, yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
Very funny.
Tariq Trotter
Famously. Famously. I mean, within the confines of set.
Amanda Seyfried
Yeah.
Tariq Trotter
They wouldn't tell me some days when Sammy the parrot was going to be on set because they didn't want me to be distracted from the task at hand, which is trying to get through each scene and trying to get through the day. So, yeah, I got really tight with Sammy and it was. Oh, it's so exciting being on a set with an animal because they're, like, trained differently than civilian animals.
Jimmy Fallon
Did Sammy meet any of your chickens or anything?
Tariq Trotter
No.
Jimmy Fallon
You didn't?
Tariq Trotter
No, no, no, no. I couldn't take Sammy off the premises. That was like a kidnapping situation.
Jimmy Fallon
Can you bring the chicken to work?
Tariq Trotter
No, I don't think so.
Jimmy Fallon
No.
Tariq Trotter
No.
Jimmy Fallon
Would you ever think about getting a bird?
Tariq Trotter
I have peacocks and they're hm. High mains. As.
Jimmy Fallon
Hmaf.
Tariq Trotter
Hmaf. Oh, I should have done that. No, the peacocks. I got a lot of hens. I got 20 hens. Yeah, I got a lot of birds, but no parrots. I think they're high maintenance. I got a bearded dragon instead when it felt like we had a hole and we needed to fill it with an animal for my daughter.
Jimmy Fallon
Are they easy to take care of?
Tariq Trotter
No. But you know what's great about them is we got it because we have this dog who's. I mean, I've paraded him around my whole life, Finn. And he's 15 and a half. And we didn't want anyone to impose on his floor space, so we thought the only thing we could do is get a bird or a bearded dragon.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah.
Tariq Trotter
And because the bird's hmaf, I got a bearded dragon, which also happens to be hmaf.
Jimmy Fallon
Well, good looking out for Finn, by the way. Shout out, Finn. We love you, bud.
Tariq Trotter
Shout out to Finney.
Jimmy Fallon
Come on. Shout out to Finn. 15 and a half. Fantastic. Can you tell everyone what Long Bright river is about?
Tariq Trotter
Long Bright river is a. Is a. Ooh. It's a very, very grounded crime show about this woman who's a cop, who's not a very good cop. I always wanted to play a cop who works in and around Kensington and Philadelphia. It's a very specific neighborhood that's been marginalized and feared. And we kind of. Kind of change the perspective and we get very involved in her day to day life. And there's a series of murders that she's trying to solve because somebody she loves very dearly could possibly be the next victim. And it's a real love story to Filly and James.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah. James Poyser from the Roots did the music for the show.
Tariq Trotter
Yes, he did.
Jimmy Fallon
Our very own James Boyer. Come on, bud. Congratulations.
Tariq Trotter
It's a pretty small world. We got a lot of Philly love, and we had a lot of people we didn't shoot in Philly, which is interesting. But I think it was good because we created a space for people from Philly to come up. And we've got graffiti all over the show. We've got local artists from the show that came in and did a bunch of roles and we just. It's a powerful show. I wouldn't have done it. I wouldn't have stayed away from my kids, you know, five nights a week if it wasn't something that I think needed to be spoken about. It's the opioid epidemic. It's. It's sex workers. It's people who. People are trying to remove at all costs, and it's not fair. And it's like this show of respect to this community. So I'm excited for people to have an eye opening kind of account of it.
Jimmy Fallon
You're always doing something cool. Amanda Seyfried. All episodes of Long Bright river premiere Thursday, March 13, exclusively on Peacock. Joshua Jackson joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody. Yeah. Y'all know what came up. Perfect government. The only thing I ever really loved in my life was the mic. Some of my people fell in love with MPs. Yeah. Work the bass and juggle MPS. I'm trying to get a piece of this government. Our next guest is a talented, talented actor who stars in the new ryan Murphy series, Dr. Odyssey, which returns to ABC this Thursday at 9pm with episodes streaming the next day on Hulu. Everyone, please welcome Joshua Jackson. They love you. Come on, you gotta take it in. Gotta love that. Joshua Jackson, welcome back to the show. Thank you, big man. I always love seeing you. You've had a very tough year.
Amanda Seyfried
It's been a bumpy six months. Really?
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah. You lost your house in the LA wildfire. Yeah. Thank you. This is awful. But this is also not just your house, but this is your house. You're raising your child almost five.
Amanda Seyfried
Almost five. Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
And also. But this is the house where you grew up.
Amanda Seyfried
Yes, it is. The story just gets worse the more I tell it.
Jimmy Fallon
Holy moly.
Amanda Seyfried
It is my childhood home, and it is the place that I've lived for, on and off for the last 25 years.
Jimmy Fallon
Joshua.
Amanda Seyfried
And was for the last four and a half year, or four and three quarters years, as she likes to tell me now, has been the place where my daughter and I, and when my wife and I were still together, where we lived. So not great.
Jimmy Fallon
Everyone's safe.
Amanda Seyfried
Everybody's safe.
Jimmy Fallon
That's good. And what a. It's just devastating.
Amanda Seyfried
It's devastating. But there's a. It's a. It's an interesting thing to wake up one morning and all you own is a grungy sweatsuit and a pair of shoes. I should have worn nicer clothes to work that day. That was my big mistake.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh, my gosh.
Amanda Seyfried
But, you know, when I went to go see it, I'm standing in front of this thing, and it's still literally smoking. And I'm looking at it, I'm like, this bears no relation to my home. This is just a pile of stuff that burned in a fire. And in some ways, I'm actually excited for the opportunity. You know, that house has given me so much over the years, right? And I have loved it and it has loved me. And it. It has everything. The heartbreak, the baby, just life. All of life is in there. Every floorboard is a piece of my story. And I'm excited to build a new house that doesn't have all of Daddy's history in it. That is for her and I. So when she grows up, every floorboard has her story in it. And so in some ways, thank you.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah.
Amanda Seyfried
Like, you know, like, it's not how I would have chosen to do a remodel, but.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah.
Amanda Seyfried
But in some ways, I'm actually excited about the process. Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
How is she at 5? What is she getting into at 5 years old?
Amanda Seyfried
Well, right now we're a Wicked. Well, I was about to say we're a wicked household, but.
Jimmy Fallon
Ha, ha. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But she's so. She's into Wicked.
Amanda Seyfried
Oh, man, she's so into Wicked. Like, she's like.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh, my God, like that into it.
Amanda Seyfried
Yeah. It's a. I mean, this is the soundtrack of my life. I've seen that movie, I don't know, 30 times now. Yeah. And we drive to school in the morning and we put the thing on and she's belting it out in the background, and I try to join in and she's like, daddy, don't do that.
Jimmy Fallon
No, don't do that. But she loves it.
Amanda Seyfried
She loves it.
Jimmy Fallon
And she does do all the parts. She does Ariana, Cynthia.
Amanda Seyfried
I mean, she's big on Elphaba. Elphaba is her girl.
Jimmy Fallon
That's her girl.
Amanda Seyfried
Yeah. That is her girl. Yeah. I actually met Cynthia Erivo the other night. I'd met her once before, but I did the dad thing of like. Excuse me. Hi. I just. I have to tell you this. My four and a half year old is absolutely obsessed with you. Like, you have changed her entire life. The conversations that we have about, like, representation and loving yourself based on this movie. And she was, you know, she was cool about it and then exited quite quickly, actually, now that I think about it. But I'm sure she was really confident.
Jimmy Fallon
She's the best. Oh, my God, she's so talented. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. When you ever get a chance. She came on the show once and whistled. Do you remember when Cynthia Erivo whistled on our show? Yeah. It's insane.
Amanda Seyfried
I mean, look, that was not an easy act to follow. It's annoying when people are that talented. You will, right?
Jimmy Fallon
You don't have a dulcimer with you?
Amanda Seyfried
Yeah, I don't have a dulcimer. Oh, hold on.
Jimmy Fallon
Wow. There you go.
Amanda Seyfried
It turned this out. Here's my special.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah, of course. Yeah.
Amanda Seyfried
My special skill is Hawaiian shirts.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah, Hawaiian shirts. Yeah. Yeah. I want to talk to you about Dr. Odyssey. Congratulations on this. It's Ryan Murphy, who we love. Yeah, that's got to be. Got a phone call to get from Ryan Murphy.
Amanda Seyfried
Good one.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah. Yeah. You were like, do. I mean, do you know Ryan?
Amanda Seyfried
Well, we. So we Kind of started out together back in the WB days. His first show was on the WB while I was doing Dawson's Creek. So we've known each other for a very, very long time.
Jimmy Fallon
No way.
Amanda Seyfried
And he. His dialogue, which is the thing that I love so much about the way that he writes is actually a lot like Kevin Williamson's. Right. It's very fast. It's very. Like, you pass the ball back and forth. It never stops. Keeps it on the front foot.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh, he's so good.
Amanda Seyfried
And his imagination is madness. Like, yeah, I'm really happy I don't have to be in that guy's dreams.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah, I know. You're like those dreams because the two.
Amanda Seyfried
Sides of his brain, which are very distinct.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh, he does like American Horror Story.
Amanda Seyfried
It's crazy. It's crazy. Like, the same guy who does Glee, does grotesquerie.
Jimmy Fallon
Yes. Yeah, he did Glee as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this is more.
Amanda Seyfried
But this is on the happy side. We're a happy. We're the Happy Ryan show. So. So, you know, I get to go and, like, get all dressed up and be fancy and. And, yeah, you look great, by the.
Jimmy Fallon
Way, at the Vanity Fair, the Oscar party.
Tariq Trotter
Thank you.
Amanda Seyfried
Got all dressed up.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah, you did. You look fantastic. I like this outfit, too, but I mean, I wore a tux that.
Amanda Seyfried
I mean, formal. This is a Canadian tuxedo.
Jimmy Fallon
It is a Canadian tuxedo. I know exactly what it is.
Amanda Seyfried
As we are about to be indoctrinated as the 51st state, of course.
Jimmy Fallon
How do we explain you're a doctor on a cruise? On a cruise ship. Yeah.
Amanda Seyfried
And I have two trusty nurses who work through that week's.
Jimmy Fallon
But is your brother in real life is a duck, right?
Amanda Seyfried
Yes. Yeah. He's less impressed with me maybe, than.
Jimmy Fallon
Do you ever call him and go, hey, could this. Am I saying this right, or is this a real thing?
Amanda Seyfried
I mean, basically all the time. Because there's a lot of, like, medical shows are hard. There's a lot of jargon. Turns out. Yeah, didn't think that part through when I did it.
Jimmy Fallon
Doctors. Like, when people play doctors on T. No, of course not.
Amanda Seyfried
They don't. Not only do they not like. I mean, there's been a couple. So Jonathan is my brother's name. There's been a couple conversations where. Okay, okay, okay. So let's just say you ate a rubber ducky and it got stuck in your intestine, and then somebody else had to go and cut it out, would you?
Jimmy Fallon
And he's like, no, no, no. This is all not real. You're like, but this is fun. This is Ryan Murphy.
Amanda Seyfried
Exactly.
Jimmy Fallon
Come on, we have to have fun. Exactly. It's tv. The last episode ended on a major cliffhanger. Then what can we expect coming up?
Amanda Seyfried
Well, that's a pretty major cliffhanger. Like whose baby is it?
Jimmy Fallon
Yes.
Amanda Seyfried
So you can expect that we spend the next rest of the season trying to work out who's the daddy.
Jimmy Fallon
Yep.
Amanda Seyfried
That's a big one.
Jimmy Fallon
That's a big one. Yeah.
Amanda Seyfried
But what we come back with this week is we're doing like an action adventure two parter. And the first part is sharks.
Jimmy Fallon
Sharks.
Amanda Seyfried
Sharks.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh, come on. That's what I'm talking about. But.
Amanda Seyfried
And it's, you know, this one's more action. This one's more action. We're in the water. There's a lot of blood, a lot of guts. I had my hands in some things you would never want to put together.
Jimmy Fallon
Joshua Jackson, everybody. Doctor Odyssey returns this Thursday, 9:00pm on ABC. Streams the next day on Hulu. Stick around enough to be considered a gown. Thoughts permanently sharp enough to be considered a crown. When the plate comes, take some and pass it around. It's the bed Hops hit hops up an MC in front of a to the shot. Yo. My thanks to Amanda, Cy, Fred, Joshua Jackson and the Roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Good night, everybody. Thank you. Get into it. That's right. Working Mr. D. Thanks for listening to the Tonight show starring Jimmy Fallon. Don't forget to subscribe to get the latest episodes weekday mornings. Wherever you get your podcasts. Watch the Tonight show starring Jimmy Fallon weeknights on NBC and streaming on Peacock.
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Trump Tariffs Wreak Havoc on Prices and Trigger Trade Wars with Canada, Mexico, and China
Episode Release Date: March 5, 2025
Guests: Amanda Seyfried, Joshua Jackson
Host: Jimmy Fallon
Produced by: NBC Universal
Timestamp: [00:05] – [03:56]
The episode kicks off with Jimmy Fallon addressing the aftermath of former President Donald Trump's first presidential address to Congress. Fallon humorously recounts Trump's unusual performance alongside J.D. Vance, where they "held hands and sang a medley from Wicked," describing the event as a "welcome back party for Trump, Republicans, and measles."
Fallon transitions into the main topic: Trump's recent implementation of tariffs on Canada, Mexico, and China. He explains, “Trump’s tariffs are expected to raise car prices by as much as $12,000 a vehicle” ([02:30]). This move is part of Trump's strategy to make imported goods more expensive, thereby making domestically produced items seem cheaper. Fallon sarcastically notes, “Even Netflix plans to raise their subscription price, but that has nothing to do with the tariffs” ([02:45]).
The host highlights the broader economic implications, mentioning that imported fruits, vegetables, scrap metal, batteries, and components used in Elon Musk’s ventures will also see price hikes. He quotes Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who called Trump's tariffs “very dumb,” leading Canada to impose retaliatory tariffs against the U.S. ([03:15]).
Timestamp: [03:56] – [07:58]
Fallon shifts focus to the automotive sector, discussing a significant Kia recall affecting over 130,000 vehicles due to an engine issue that could cause loss of motive power or even fires. Reacting to this, Fallon quips, “Oh, man. I drive a Kia. I'm sorry about that, Tree. It's okay” ([04:03]).
Further complicating the automotive landscape, Volkswagen announces a recall of more than 60,000 vehicles. Amanda Seyfried adds humor to the situation, lamenting the inconvenience with, “What are the chances, man? How am I supposed to get around?” ([04:16]).
Tesla is not spared either, with a recall of 376,000 electric vehicles. Fallon humorously resigns, “You gotta be kidding me. I'm sorry, Tariq. It's okay. I know what I'll do. I'll borrow my cousin's car” ([04:35]).
Major retailers like Target and Best Buy respond to the tariffs by planning to increase their prices. Fallon mocks Best Buy’s reaction, saying, “Did you just call us a major retailer?” ([04:45]).
Timestamp: [07:58] – [12:49]
In a lighthearted interlude, Fallon presents his “Do Not Read List,” featuring a collection of questionable books. Each selection is met with comedic critique:
"The Complete Idiot's Guide to Improving Your IQ": Fallon jokes, “Step one, stop calling yourself an idiot” ([07:58]).
"RVer's Guide to Dump Stations": He sarcastically remarks, “It stinks” when revealing its bestseller rank of number 47 ([08:13]).
"Gatsby" by Ernest Vincent Wright: Fallon pokes fun at the attempt to write a novel without the letter 'E', noting its flaws and humorous execution ([08:26]).
"Gabe's Cookbook": He quips about the lack of actual recipes, saying, “There's no photos. There's no list of ingredients, no instructions or even real recipes” ([08:55]).
"Horrible Jobs in Colonial Times": Fallon humorously reacts to the bizarre job title, “Filthy knothole” ([09:30]).
"Orchid Growing for Wimps": He jokes about the book’s co-author, suggesting one of them didn’t put himself in the title ([09:45]).
"Memorable Balls": The segment concludes with a laugh about the misleading title, which is actually a filthy history book ([11:00]).
Timestamp: [12:49] – [25:54]
Amanda Seyfried joins Fallon to discuss her Emmy and Golden Globe-winning performance in the new limited series Long Bright River. They delve into various aspects of her personal and professional life:
Career Highlights: Seyfried shares excitement about her upcoming musical projects, including a new musical set to release by the end of the year ([13:14]). Fallon encourages her to elaborate, leading to playful banter about potential roles in Mamma Mia 3 ([14:02]).
Musical Talents: They discuss her experience with musical instruments. Seyfried reveals her background in piano and clarinet, humorously acknowledging the challenges Fallon faced with the clarinet as well ([14:16]).
Personal Life and Challenges: Seyfried opens up about losing her childhood home to a wildfire, expressing both devastation and optimism for rebuilding a new home for her and her daughter ([20:19] – [22:09]). She reflects poignantly, “Every floorboard is a piece of my story” ([21:00]).
Parenting and Interests: Seyfried talks about her daughter's obsession with the musical Wicked, sharing a sweet anecdote about her daughter’s favorite character, Elphaba ([22:12]).
New Show Insights: Discussing Long Bright River, Seyfried describes it as a grounded crime show addressing the opioid epidemic and marginalized communities, highlighting the authenticity and importance of the narrative ([17:33] – [19:04]).
Interactions with Co-Stars: She shares a humorous interaction with Cynthia Erivo, who once whistled on the show, making Fallon laugh about the challenge of following such talent ([23:16] – [23:36]).
Professional Relationships: Seyfried mentions her long-standing relationship with Ryan Murphy, praising his imaginative writing style and expressing excitement about working together on Dr. Odyssey ([23:53] – [24:35]).
Timestamp: [17:25] – [26:33]
Joshua Jackson joins Fallon to discuss his role in Ryan Murphy’s new series Dr. Odyssey and shares personal anecdotes:
Role in Dr. Odyssey: Jackson elaborates on his character, a doctor navigating complex medical scenarios aboard a cruise ship. He humorously describes interactions with his on-set brother character, a duck, highlighting the show's quirky elements ([25:00] – [25:54]).
Show’s Plot and Production: He explains that Dr. Odyssey features action-packed storylines, including a two-part adventure involving sharks. Jackson emphasizes the intensity and realism of filming, adding, “There’s a lot of blood, a lot of guts” ([26:01] – [26:33]).
Personal Challenges: Jackson opens up about a tough year, including losing his childhood home in a wildfire, and reflects on the emotional impact of rebuilding ([20:16] – [21:17]).
Character Relationships: He discusses his relationship with his character’s daughter and the dynamics of portraying a father figure amidst personal loss ([21:02] – [21:15]).
Timestamp: [26:33] – End
Fallon wraps up the episode by applauding Amanda Seyfried and Joshua Jackson for their compelling interviews and performances. He reiterates the premiere dates for their respective shows: Long Bright River on Peacock and Dr. Odyssey on ABC and Hulu. The episode concludes with Fallon thanking the guests and encouraging listeners to subscribe for the latest episodes.
Jimmy Fallon on Tariffs:
“Trump’s tariffs are expected to raise car prices by as much as $12,000 a vehicle” ([02:30]).
Amanda Seyfried on Losing Her Home:
“Every floorboard is a piece of my story” ([21:00]).
Joshua Jackson on Dr. Odyssey:
“There’s a lot of blood, a lot of guts” ([26:33]).
Jimmy Fallon on Book Critique:
“It stinks” referring to "RVer's Guide to Dump Stations" ([08:13]).
Amanda Seyfried on Her Daughter’s Passion:
“My four and a half year old is absolutely obsessed with you” ([22:20]).
This episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon offers a blend of political commentary, consumer news, comedy, and in-depth interviews with Amanda Seyfried and Joshua Jackson. Fallon skillfully navigates through serious topics like Trump’s tariffs and their economic impact, while also providing levity with segments like the “Do Not Read List.” The guests share personal stories and insights into their latest projects, making the episode both informative and entertaining for listeners.