Trump’s State of the Union Ratings Plummet | Priyanka Chopra Jonas, Bobby Cannavale, KC Shornima | Thursday, February 26

Summary

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The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Episode: Trump’s State of the Union Ratings Plummet
Date: February 27, 2026
Guests: Priyanka Chopra Jonas, Bobby Cannavale, KC Shornima

Episode Overview

This energetic episode, hosted by Jimmy Fallon, blends sharp, topical humor with lively celebrity interviews and comedic games. The show opens with riffs on current political events, notably poking fun at President Trump’s State of the Union ratings drop, and segues into engaging interviews with Priyanka Chopra Jonas about her new projects, Bobby Cannavale on his acting roles and family life, and stand-up comedy from KC Shornima. The tone is playful, irreverent, and fast-paced throughout.

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Key Segments & Highlights

1. Monologue & Topical Comedy

(00:06 – 04:25)

• Political Satire:
  Jimmy cracks jokes about NYC Mayor Zoran Mamdani meeting President Trump, likening their odd pairing to “a horse befriending a duck” (01:28). Trump’s unfamiliarity with the Oval Office is lampooned, and a recurring gag ensues with Trump mistaking office objects for “cake.”

  • Quote:
    “‘Is this cake?’ ‘No, sir, that’s your desk.’”
    — Ted Sarandos & Donald Trump, (01:52)

• State of the Union Ratings:
  Trump’s declining ratings provide ample comedic fodder.

  • Quote:
    “Let’s just say that Trump’s ratings went from J.D. Vance to Marco Rubio.”
    — Jimmy Fallon, (02:21)

• Pop Culture Zingers:

  • Tesla’s Cybertruck noise cancelling: “You’ll no longer hear people making fun of you.” (02:29)
  • Business news and Papa John's closures get satirical treatment.

• Mock Movie Trailers:

  • “Scream 7” parodies:
    • Trump’s State of the Union as “two hours of bone chilling, non-stop terror” (03:32)
    • Watching Bridgerton with your parents as a horror experience (03:46)

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2. The Rock and Roll Minute with Marcus Mumford

(04:12 – 06:48)

• Jimmy delivers an elaborately detailed (and tongue-in-cheek) career introduction for Marcus Mumford, complete with amusing hyperbole and a whirlwind of accolades.
• Band Update:
  Mumford and Sons’ new album “Prize Fighter” features major collaborations and an SNL musical guest spot is teased.

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3. Comedy Game: “Who Said It? Trump or Cartoon?”

(07:37 – 13:53)

A panel (with Marcus Mumford, Priyanka Chopra Jonas and others chiming in) plays a guessing game: Did a baffling quote come from Donald Trump or a cartoon character?

• Notable Quotes & Banter:
  • “I want to go home, Grandma. I don’t want to stay here.”
    • Answer: Trump (08:38)
  • “The hair found me. It was my destiny.”
    • Answer: Cartoon (Paw Patrol), with meta-discussion about Trump’s hair (09:40)
  • “This is a big, beautiful, powerful helicopter.”
    • Answer: Trump (10:47)
  • "You're a looney Tune."
    • Answer: Trump
    • “He did the half accordion!” — Panelist (12:29)
  • “I am the chosen one.”
    • Answer: Trump (13:42)

The panel playfully debates and riffs on Trump’s well-known speaking style, noting the giveaway of “multiple adjectives” and the surprising overlap with cartoon logic.

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4. Interview: Priyanka Chopra Jonas

(14:30 – 25:37)

• Current Projects:

  • Her film “The Bluff” is #1 across 28 countries (15:00).
  • She returns to Indian cinema with “Varanasi,” directed by S.S. Rajamouli, filming in IMAX and in progress for over a year (15:26–16:00).

• Behind the Scenes:

  • Shares a humorous story about her daughter seeing her in a bloody costume:
    • “She just looked at me up and down... Is that a boo boo, Mama?” (16:26–16:56)

• Inspiration & Soundtrack:

  • Priyanka channeled “Kill Bill” energy for action scenes, with the soundtrack as her pump-up music (17:20–18:05).
  • Shoutout to director Frank Flowers and Russo siblings for their support.

• The Bluff’s Historical Context:

  • The film spotlights female pirates in the 19th-century Caribbean, addressing the erasure of women pirates in history (24:44–25:37).
    • “Frankie takes us to a world where, first of all, female pirates whose stories have been erased in history... now we’re putting a female at the helm.” (25:06)

• Bluffing Game with Jimmy:

  • Rapid-fire truths and lies—revealed Priyanka can move her eyes individually and has eaten worms (a Zimbabwe delicacy), but doesn’t have a pilot’s license (21:56–24:16).

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5. Interview: Bobby Cannavale

(25:56 – 34:02)

• On Broadway & Friendship:

  • Shares an anecdote about receiving identical compliment cards from Jimmy after a show (26:38), and James Corden’s love of knowing who is in the audience (27:09).

• Family and Pets:

  • Discusses getting his first pet—a bearded dragon named Benny—at his son’s request after visiting a Brooklyn reptile shop (28:31–30:17).
    • “I just, I have, like, a little ritual... I put them on my chest. We talk.” (29:58)

• Scarpetta on Prime Video:

  • The new series is adapted from a famous book series (31:03–31:09) with a star-studded cast, including Nicole Kidman, Jamie Lee Curtis, and his son Jake Jay Cannavale, who plays his character 30 years younger (31:24).
  • Bobby enthuses about eating on camera (“I ate like 8 grilled cheese sandwiches... I love eating on camera”—31:47) and the realistic, family-dynamic-heavy, and sometimes gruesome show premise.
    • “It’s about a medical... chief medical examiner who can get into the mind of people who commit these terrible crimes.” (33:11)

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6. Stand-Up: KC Shornima’s Tonight Show Debut

(34:07 – 40:19)

• Hilarious Observations:
  • On moving in with her boyfriend and couple dynamics:
    • “He says I always have to win, which is what a loser would say.” (34:48)
  • On ambiguity and identity:
    • “I look like, whatever Dora is.”
    • Jokes about being mistaken during the pandemic due to racially ambiguous appearance (36:47).
  • On growing up in Nepal:
    • “If you don’t know where Nepal is, ask any white dude with dreads.” (37:47)
    • Recounts a vivid, darkly funny story about her family adopting a baby deer (37:54).
  • On therapy and parents:
    • “Do you two remember when I was a kid and you raised me? You were there. I mean, not emotionally, no.” (38:43)
  • On teaching and gangs:
    • “If a gang is talking to you, you keep my name out of your damn mouth.” (39:38)

KC's set is marked by sharp, punchy lines and a mix of cultural, familial, and relationship humor.

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Noteworthy Quotes

• Jimmy Fallon (on Trump):
  “Let’s just say that Trump’s ratings went from J.D. Vance to Marco Rubio.” (02:21)

• Priyanka Chopra Jonas (about her action role):
  “I kept thinking about the bride from Kill Bill... How far would a parent go to protect their child?” (17:35)

• Bobby Cannavale (about his bearded dragon):
  “I talk to him... I don’t have therapy, I don’t do yoga... So it’s my moment, my time.” (30:10)

• KC Shornima (on therapy):
  “Do you two remember when I was a kid and you guys raised me? You were there. I mean, not emotionally, no.” (38:43)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Monologue & Political Jokes: 00:06 – 04:25
• Rock and Roll Minute (Marcus Mumford): 04:12 – 06:48
• Who Said It? Game: 07:37 – 13:53
• Priyanka Chopra Jonas Interview: 14:30 – 25:37
• Bluffing Game: 19:01 – 24:32
• Bobby Cannavale Interview: 25:56 – 34:02
• KC Shornima Stand-Up: 34:07 – 40:19

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Episode Flow & Tone

• The language is fast, colloquial, packed with banter, and built around rapid-fire punchlines.
• Guests are playfully celebrated, and the audience is kept engaged with both clever games and heartfelt, funny storytelling.

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Memorable Moments

• Cake Gag with Trump:
  The recurring punchline of Trump mistaking every object for cake, culminating with “Those are the Epstein files.” “I’m going to eat them.” (02:05)

• Priyanka’s Useless Talent:
  Priyanka’s demonstration of moving her eyeballs independently, to audience amazement (24:01).

• Bobby’s Bearded Dragon:
  A genuinely sweet and funny story of bonding with his son’s pet (29:58).

• KC Shornima’s Deer Story:
  The deer anecdote—funny, dark, and surprising—perfectly encapsulates her comedic style (37:54).

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This episode is a standout for its rich blend of timely satire, engaging celebrity conversations, inventive games, and sharp stand-up—maintaining the show’s signature lighthearted and affable tone from top to bottom.

Transcript

[Jimmy Fallon]

From Studio 6P and Rockefeller center in the heart of New York City, it's the Tonight show, starring Jimmy Fallon. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Tonight, join Jimmy and his guest, Priyanka Chopra. Jonas Bobby Cannavale, comedian Casey Shornima. And featuring the legendary Ruth Crew. 2257. And now, here he is. Thank you very much.

Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome. Welcome to the Tonight Show.

You're here. You made it. Thank you for watching at home.

Welcome to the show. Well, guys, earlier today, New York City Mayor Zoran Mamdani made a surprise visit to Washington to meet with President Trump. This was Mamdani's second time in the Oval Office. And weirdly enough, it was also Trump's.

Oh.

[Marcus Mumford]

Yep.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Mamdani and Trump strangely get along, even though they have nothing in common. It's like seeing a video of a horse that became friends with a duck, you know, Speaking of visits to Washington today, Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos went to the White House to discuss the streamer's potential deal with Warner Brothers. And we actually got audio of his meeting with Trump. Check it out.

[Ted Sarandos]

Thank you for agreeing to meet with me, Mr. President.

[Donald Trump]

Of course. I love Netflix. You guys make is a cake, right?

[Ted Sarandos]

That's right.

[Donald Trump]

Is this cake?

[Ted Sarandos]

No, sir, that's your desk.

[Donald Trump]

Is this cake?

[Ted Sarandos]

That's a pen.

[Donald Trump]

Is this cake?

[Ted Sarandos]

That's your phone.

[Donald Trump]

Is this cake?

[Ted Sarandos]

That's a Diet Coke cake. Lamp cake. Stapler cake. Chair cake. Other chair cake. Rug cake.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Don Jr. Hey, dad. Shut up.

[Ted Sarandos]

Cake. Couch cake. Curtain cake. Those are the Epstein files.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I'm going to eat them.

[Ted Sarandos]

But they're not cake.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Help me first, real quick. Isn't that interesting, right?

I thought it was cake.

Well, guys, I read that 28 million people watched Trump's State of the Union, but the ratings were down about 12% from Trump's last speech to Congress. Let's just say that Trump's ratings went from J.D. vance to Marco Rubio. Well, get this. It was just announced that mentalist Oz Perlman will host this year's White House Correspondent's Dinner. Hopefully, Oze will get inside Trump's head and reveal what the last five MRIs couldn't. Switching gears, Tesla announced that they will soon activate the noise canceling feature for their cybertruck. This way, you'll no longer hear people making fun of you for owning a cybertruck. Some more business news. Papa John's just said that they're closing hundreds of locations across the country. You know it's bad when no one asks why. Yeah. Business began dwindling when customers started upgrading to Lunchables. Some entertainment news tomorrow, the movie Scream 7 arrives in theaters. And they just released one final teaser. It looks pretty scary. Watch this.

[Narrator/Voice Actor]

Nearly two hours of bone chilling non stop terror that will shake you to your core. It's Trump's State of the Union.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Sorry, sorry, that was the wrong video. Here's the real teaser.

[Narrator/Voice Actor]

An intense viewing experience that's utterly horrifying and will make your blood run cold. It's watching Bridgerton with your parents.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no.

[Marcus Mumford]

Come on.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Can we please just show the real teaser for Scream 7?

[Narrator/Voice Actor]

He has a violent past and now he's looking for revenge. Watch out, it's Punch the Monkey.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Aw,

I'm fine with that one. Did you guys see this? The Rock and Roll hall of Fame nominees were just announced. And this year there are 17 of them to help us break down the entire list. It's time for the Rock and Roll minute.

It's the Rock and Roll minute.

And here now to tell us more is a true music legend and I believe a future hall of Famer. This man needs absolutely no introduction from Mumford and Sons. It's a man from humble beginnings. He grew up in Wimbledon, southwest London. As a young boy, he dreamed of one day playing music for sold out crowds around the world. He spent one year studying at the University of Edinburgh before returning to London to focus on his music career. And that's when he began playing drums for Laura Marling. It was there where he met a group of musicians and friends that would one day become Mumford and Sons. He didn't realize it at the time, but they were going to make music history. Ladies and gentlemen, fast forward to December of 2012 when he was included in the Forbes 30 under 30 alongside Rihanna and Adele. Quite an honor. And beyond just being an incredible musical talent, this man has accomplished things as a music producer as well. 2014, he produced Hold Fast by Christian Letts. In 2016, he produced Gamble for a Rose by King Charles. And in 2025, he produced say My Name in youn Sleep by Maisie Peters. Am I missing anything? Well, Jimmy, he also sang a cover of Dink's Song with Oscar Isaac for the 2013 Coen brothers film Inside Llewyn Davis. He's never seen on film, but he voices the protagonist's musical partner, Mike. Thank you, sir. That's right. Such a great role. So, without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, most recently, the band just released their latest album, Prize Fighter. Unlike previous Mumford and Sons albums, Prize Fighter features several collaborations with other Artists including Chris Stapleton Hozier, Gigi Perez, and Gracie Abrams. And this weekend, they'll be the musical guests on Saturday Night Live. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Marcus Mumford. Thanks, Jimmy.

[Marcus Mumford]

This year, the nominee and this has

[Jimmy Fallon]

been your rock and roll minute, Marcus Mumford, everyone. Take care, buddy. Take care, buddy. He had no idea. I love it.

His cards were full.

He was so set to do a home video. Oh, he's got a. Finally, I saw that the cottage from Heated Rivalry is now available on Airbnb because that's why everyone watched Heated Rivalry for the cottage.

All right, everybody, it's time to play who said It? Here we go. Who said it?

[Donald Trump]

Tell them who said it?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Okay, here's how it works. I'm going to show you a real quote, and it's up to you to decide who said it. And tonight, we're looking at quotes that could have been said by either President Trump or a cartoon character. All right, let's take a look at our first quote. It's. I want to go home, Grandma. I don't want to stay here. Oh, that could be him.

[Guest/Panelist]

That's got to be Trump with some humorous story.

[Donald Trump]

I want to go home, Grandma.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I want to stay here.

I don't know why, Grandma, though.

Hmm?

[Guest/Panelist]

I think it's Trump.

[Jimmy Fallon]

What do you think?

[Guest/Panelist]

Yeah, I think it is Trump.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Trump. Well, by round of applause, who thinks it was President Trump? Who thinks it was a cartoon? Well, let's see who said it. I want to go home, Grandma.

[Donald Trump]

I don't want to stay here. Don't let me do it, Grandma.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Wow.

All right, here is our next quote. The hare found me. It was my destiny. Ah, shoot. It feels like it could be a trick.

[Guest/Panelist]

It feels like a trick question.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah. Cause it's clear.

[Guest/Panelist]

Cause he's got that hair.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I don't think he would ever say my hair.

[Donald Trump]

Family.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Maybe he could.

[Guest/Panelist]

Yeah. I don't know could.

He could say anything. That's the trouble.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I know. What do you think?

[Guest/Panelist]

Maybe it's a cartoon of Trump.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah.

Well, no, no, no, no. That's too deep.

[Marcus Mumford]

We wouldn't.

[Guest/Panelist]

Right. We're not going to go meta. Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

What is it? The hair found me.

[Guest/Panelist]

Hair found me.

[Jimmy Fallon]

He would do that, right? Yeah.

[Guest/Panelist]

He'd never say that.

[Jimmy Fallon]

He would never. He loves his hair.

Gosh.

[Marcus Mumford]

See, that's.

[Guest/Panelist]

It sounds so unlike him that I'm going to say it is him.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Wow.

All right, who thinks it was Trump who thinks it was a cartoon character? I think cartoon. Let's see who said it.

The hair found Me.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

It was my destiny.

[Donald Trump]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Paw patrol. It's my jam. All right, here's the next quote. This is a big, beautiful, powerful helicopter.

[Guest/Panelist]

Are they trying to trick us again?

[Jimmy Fallon]

It's him, right?

[Guest/Panelist]

Yeah, it's gotta be him. But it might not be him.

[Donald Trump]

But he's a big, beautiful helicopter. Powerful, big, beautiful. Hopefully it doesn't mess up my hair, but it might. The hair found me. The hair found me.

[Jimmy Fallon]

A big, beautiful, powerful helicopter.

[Guest/Panelist]

I'm gonna say him definitely Trump.

More than one adjective. That's him.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Trump.

[Guest/Panelist]

Definitely Trump.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah. More than one adjective.

[Guest/Panelist]

That gives it away.

[Donald Trump]

Beautiful, powerful, familiar, capable. People say sir. People say sir.

[Jimmy Fallon]

That's a great.

[Donald Trump]

People say sir. Not a lot of people know that. Not a lot of people know it's a very big, powerful helicopter, sir.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Okay, who thinks it was Trump? Who thinks it was a cartoon? One person. All right.

Wow.

You're gonna have to leave with Marcus Mumford if you're right. Let's see who said it.

[Donald Trump]

A big, beautiful, powerful helicopter.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Let's do another one here. The quote is, you're a looney Tune, right? Oh, shoot.

Hmm.

[Guest/Panelist]

Because he could be describing a female reporter calling her a looney Tune. That's something he does.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah. I think I could be Bugs Bunny, though, right? You're a Looney Tune.

Right, right.

Like being.

[Guest/Panelist]

Or like a. Like a.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Like breaking the fourth wall. Bugs. Yeah, Classic Bugs Bunny style.

[Guest/Panelist]

Could be. Gosh dang, cartoon.

Trump.

[Jimmy Fallon]

You both say Trump.

[Guest/Panelist]

I mean, a cartoon to refer. I think like, a Looney Tune is such a specific cartoon. No other cartoon is going to call, like, Bugs Bunny win. I mean, when has Bugs Bunny ever referenced, like, the company

[Jimmy Fallon]

breaking the fourth wall?

[Donald Trump]

1943's got the mug.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Mel Blank. Mel Blanc, who I think voiced Bugs Bunny.

Yeah.

Yeah. He would probably go like, you're a Looney Tune, like, to one of the. Like Elmer Fox.

[Guest/Panelist]

I thought we weren't going to get meta with this.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Oh, damn. No self reference. I mean, there's no money riding on this.

[Guest/Panelist]

Just for pride, I got my meta glass on, so I'm ready to go.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Oh, my God. You're wearing meta glass. Yeah.

[Guest/Panelist]

24. 7.

[Jimmy Fallon]

That's so cool.

24.

[Guest/Panelist]

6.

[Casey Shornima]

All right.

[Guest/Panelist]

Take one day off.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Not. Yeah, one day off. Yeah. All right.

[Guest/Panelist]

I'm going to say Trump.

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Trump. Who says Trump? Who thinks cartoon? Ok, let's see who said it.

[Donald Trump]

You're a looney Tune.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Right?

Let's try.

[Guest/Panelist]

He did the half accordion.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah. You're a looney Tune. You're a looney Tune. Not Looney Tunes.

[Guest/Panelist]

Yeah, Looney Tunes.

[Jimmy Fallon]

You're a looney tune.

[Donald Trump]

Right?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Interesting, right? But the person could go, yeah.

[Guest/Panelist]

Yes, I am, sir.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I am. Thank you, sir.

[Donald Trump]

They say, sir, am I a looney tune? I tell them, right, big guy, tears in his eyes.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Not many people knew. Not many people know they're a loonie. One more. The quote here is, I am the chosen one.

Dang. Hmm.

[Guest/Panelist]

I'm gonna say Trump.

[Jimmy Fallon]

You're gonna say it, Trump. I don't Cartoon.

[Guest/Panelist]

He's definitely said it, but he definitely said it's cartoon. But this quote is a cartoon.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I think cartoon because I don't think he's ever actually full on said it out loud.

[Guest/Panelist]

I think he said he projects that I got $2.

[Marcus Mumford]

As he said it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

He's definitely saying, no, I'm not betting. That's not a drum roll.

[Guest/Panelist]

He said, that's not a drum roll.

[Jimmy Fallon]

That's not a drum roll.

$2,000.

[Guest/Panelist]

A lot of people don't know that that's what a drum roll.

[Donald Trump]

People say, sir, $2.

[Jimmy Fallon]

He wouldn't do it. I think cartoon. All right, who says Trump, who says cartoon? Let's see who said it.

[Donald Trump]

I am the chosen one.

[Jimmy Fallon]

That's right.

Sorry, what? Sorry, I'm here. We have another clip. Can we see it?

[Guest/Panelist]

I am the chosen one.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Everybody wins. Everybody wins. That's all the time we have for who said it. We have a great show. Priyanka Chopra. Jonas is here. The best. Bobby Cannavale is joining us. We've got stand up from KC Shornema. Stick around. We'll be right back with Priyanka Chopra. Jonas, come on. Our first guest is one of the

biggest stars on the planet. You can see her in the giant new action movie, the Bluff. It's out now on Prime Video. Everyone, please welcome Priyanka Chopra.

Jonas, I'm so happy to be here. Welcome back.

We love you. I'm so happy every time I see you. I always have fun. News, congrats. You have the number one movie right now. Not too shabby. That's pretty great.

Yeah, Congrats. Big deal.

Number one.

[Marcus Mumford]

Yeah.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

Congratulations. It just came out yesterday too, so that's even better.

[Jimmy Fallon]

But this other thing is going viral on the Internet as well. You're doing a new movie now? This is. It looks fantastic already. Just from the poster. It went viral. But you've done 60 movies.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

Some such. I don't keep track of it in 20 years. IMDb lies. Sometimes it's like 80, sometimes it's 60. I don't know That's a lot of movies. Yeah, it's a lot of movies.

[Jimmy Fallon]

But this is your return to Indian cinema. Indian cinema, Yes.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

I haven't done an Indian movie in almost like six or seven years. And this movie is called Varanasi, and it is directed by S.S. rajamouli, who's one of India's most amazingly talented directors. And it's gonna be. And it's gonna be an adventure. I'm very excited about it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It's already the first day.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

April 27th.

[Jimmy Fallon]

April 20th. The rumors are it's just epic.

[Guest/Panelist]

It's like.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It's IMAX.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

Yes, it's shot. We've shot an IMAX format, so it's going to be for IMAX theaters. It's going to be great.

[Jimmy Fallon]

And all over the world.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

All over the world, Sir?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yes.

Are you still filming?

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

Yes. Oh, my God. We've been filming for 14 months. We are still filming for another six.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Another six of 20 months of filming. Priyanka, you go big, man.

Yeah, man.

Go big or go home. Go big or go home. Come on. But let's talk about the bluff. Here you are, number one in 28 countries. People love a good. A good pirate movie. Here's actually a little BTS from behind the scenes from you. Ooh, scary. I mean, what does your baby say when she comes to see his mom?

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

Oh, yeah, she was. She was what? She must have been two and a half years old that time. And she came to set and I looked kind of like that. It is. It's the bloodiest scene in the movie. I'm head to toe covered in blood. And, you know, it was burger day. I remember somebody had got us, like, hamburgers for the whole crew. So I was sitting there eating a hamburger when she walked in. And I think she just looked at me up and down and she was, like, trying to compute. Is that a boo boo mama? But from your head to your toe,

[Jimmy Fallon]

that's a big boo boo.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

That's a big boo boo.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Wow.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

But then I had to, like, explain to her, and I was like, this is pretend. Mama does pretend for makeup. We went into the hair and makeup trailer. I got her little, like, brushes. She put the blood on my face. It was really cute.

[Jimmy Fallon]

That's a really bonding moment. Yeah, bonding moment. Sounds beautiful.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

My job is weird, guys. I don't know how to explain it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

When you're filming a big action scene, what gets you pumped up? What gets you in the zone?

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

So in this movie specifically, I really hope you all enjoy it, because first of all, when do we See an amazing real pirate movie and a woman playing a pirate, which is so much fun.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah.

Thank you.

You talk about that.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

So I was really trying to think about iconic female action heroes in the past, and I kept thinking about the bride from Kill Bill and her reason for why she goes on this Vengeance. Right. Is you're trying to take away the life that she dreamed of building. So this movie is a similar energy. How far would a parent go to protect that child? And what are you really capable of if you have to protect your kid?

[Jimmy Fallon]

I love it.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

Yeah. So I used to listen to Kill Bill soundtrack.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah. And channel your inner Uma Thurman.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

My hair, makeup team.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Me.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

My wardrobe, my dress are all. All five of us would walk on like. Yeah. To Kill Bill music and just be really hype. And our director, Frank Flowers. He's here somewhere. Is he in the audience?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Oh, yeah. Hey, bud, you are very talented.

You are very, very talented. It's a great movie.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

He was my biggest hype guy. He used to have a microphone on set and be like. And just doing the thing by.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It paid off, but it's great. Is it produced by the Russo brothers?

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

Yes, it is produced by the Russo brothers.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It's shabby.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

The Russo siblings. I have to give a shout out to Angela Russo as well, who was at the helm of this one.

[Guest/Panelist]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Since your movie is called the bluff, I thought we could play a fun bluffing game. Okay.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

You sure?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah. Here's what we're gonna do. I think I'm pretty good.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

I mean, I think I'm pretty good, too.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah. I might have. I might be bluffing right now.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

I'm always bluffing.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I have these cards on. These are statements about ourselves. I have not seen yours. You haven't seen mine. I will read a line, and you have to immediately guess if what I say is true or false. No hesitating.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

No hesitating.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Nope. And one. No hesitating. Once I've read them all and you've guessed, then I'll reveal what is true.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

You start, and you read all of yours first. So I guess first.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

Why can't we do one at a time?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Sure. Whatever.

[Casey Shornima]

That's better.

[Jimmy Fallon]

What do you like doing?

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

Yeah, I think it sets the tone. Then, you know.

[Jimmy Fallon]

So wait, you think you want to go first?

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

No, I think this.

[Donald Trump]

No.

[Jimmy Fallon]

By all means. You're the guest.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

Listen, gentlemen, you're the biggest star, right?

[Casey Shornima]

Gentleman.

[Jimmy Fallon]

First number one movie. You definitely love it.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

Gentlemen, first. Chivalry's not dead.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Okay.

Thank you so much.

[Marcus Mumford]

All right. Three Fact.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

Ooh.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Wow. Oh, we're taking the same lighting change.

Yeah. Wow.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

Okay.

[Jimmy Fallon]

All right, here we go. Number one, I am in the Baseball hall of Fame.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

False.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Number two, Harrison Ford pierced my ear.

True.

Number three, I pitched a song to Paul McCartney.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

True.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Okay, here are your answers. Let's see how you did. I'm in the Baseball hall of Fame. You said false. That is true. I am in the Baseball hall of Fame.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

You are?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah. My hat I wore in the movie called Fever Pitch. It was about a Boston Red Sox fan. And so I'm in the Cooperstown.

Shout out to Cooperstown.

[Guest/Panelist]

I'm in the Baseball hall of Fame.

[Casey Shornima]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Big deal. Wow.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

Congrats, Jimmy Harrison.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Cool. It is pretty fun. Harrison Ford pierced my ear. You were right. That is true. He did. Came on and stuck a needle through my ear.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

I cannot believe it. But somehow with you, it would be true.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Full on, dangling. Just because it's you. Just because it's me.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah. I was like, han Solo just pierced my ear. Yeah.

Wow.

I pitched a song to Paul McCartney.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

100%. You did.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I totally did.

[Guest/Panelist]

You did.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Why would I do. Why would I. It was so embarrassing. It was the most embarrassing thing. And I sang it to him. And I sang it to him. I go, pah. I think I really love to hear this.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

He must have been so encouraging about it. Like, he must have been so.

[Jimmy Fallon]

He's one of the greatest songwriters of all time. He's a beat.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

You shot your shot, man.

[Marcus Mumford]

I did.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I think it's cool, though.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

Nothing wrong with that. But it's also such a Jimmy thing to do.

[Jimmy Fallon]

He was like, ah, it's pretty good. I'll get back to you on that one.

[Casey Shornima]

Wow.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

So all three were true.

[Jimmy Fallon]

And I did all three for true.

[Marcus Mumford]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I thought. I tried to mess it up.

Yeah. All right.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

My first one.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Okay.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

I have my pilot's license.

[Guest/Panelist]

Yes.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

Yes.

[Guest/Panelist]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Okay.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

I eat worms.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Absolutely not.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

Okay. I can move each one of my eyeballs individually.

[Guest/Panelist]

Ah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Wow. It'd be cool if you did. You have beautiful eyes. I'm gonna say no. That is not true.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

Okay, let's see.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Okay, answers first. One, Pilot's license. I would say you've done all these action movies and things, and so you probably had to actually train and learn, and why not get your license while you're at it? I say yes.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

It's a lie.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Darn it.

Of course. Darn it. That's a good one. That's a good one.

Did you know that I like, you're an action star. You're a badass. Of course. You knew I'd fall for that.

Yes.

Darn it.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

All right, I'm sorry. Thanks, Frankie.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Oh, Frankie, come up with that one. Oh, I'm gonna get you, Frank.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

Ok, ok, the next one. I Eat worms.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Well, I know you're a foodie.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

Mm.

[Jimmy Fallon]

You have your own restaurant. You've been. I know you, so maybe you've tried it as a goof. You don't eat worms. No, false.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

It's a tricky one. I have eaten worms before. It's a delicacy from Zimbabwe called mopani worms.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Oh, my gosh.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

And they're made into a curry with rice. They're made in different ways, so I have tried them. And why I said I eat worms is if I went back to Zimbabwe and I had to have them again, I would say yes. Wow.

[Jimmy Fallon]

All right,

so I got that wrong as well. Yes, you did. On 0 for 2. But the third one you did. This is it for all the marbles. It was. What was it?

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

My eyeballs.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I don't think you.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

What did you say?

[Jimmy Fallon]

I said false.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

It's true.

[Jimmy Fallon]

You can move individually.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

Individually. Can I show you?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yes.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

Okay.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Camera's there.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

Ready?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yes.

Wow. That's how you do it. That is how you do it.

You are unbelievable.

I've known you for how long?

I've never seen you do that. That's rap.

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

You're the basketball. That's one of my useless talents. But let's focus on my actual talent, which is the fact that I bluffed you with every one of them.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, you actually really did. You're a good actor. That's a good seg. Anyway, let's talk about the bluff. Congrats again on this movie. It is a pirate movie. How do we explain what this movie the Bluff is?

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

It's based in the 19th century and around a slice of time where pirates were being hunted by the same army that they helped build and colonize so many parts of the world. And this is based in Cayman Islands, which is also a really interesting time, where pirates in the Caribbean really did exist. So Frankie takes us to a world where, first of all, female pirates whose story has been. Whose stories have been erased in history. We have so many of them. Mary Read. Yes. We've seen a few things around her. Grace o'. Malley. Ching shih. But we've never heard about female pirates. And I think between the Russos and Frankie and Joe, they really wanted to put a female at the helm of this movie. So it's about a woman trying to protect her family from the bad guys of her past. And she's really good at killing Priyanka.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Trump or Jonas, everybody.

[Guest/Panelist]

Stick around.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Come on back. Our next guest is an Emmy winning

and Tony nominated actor who stars in the new series Scarpetta, which premieres on Prime Video March 11th. Please welcome Bobby Cannavale.

That's what I'm talking about. Yes. Right. Come on, bud.

Looking good as always, my friend. Nice to see you.

[Marcus Mumford]

Nice to be here.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Thank you. Last time I saw you was on Broadway on stage. Yeah. You were on stage with the play Art. It was you, James Corden, Neil Patrick Harris. And you were unbelievable in the play. You were fantastic.

Thank you. Great job. Thank you.

Really had a drive. Very sweet.

Jim.

[Marcus Mumford]

He was very sweet. You sent those beautiful flowers over and that gorgeous card.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I actually did.

[Marcus Mumford]

Card said, oh, my God, you were incredible. You were my favorite. And then I went to the other guy's dressing room to show them and glowed a little bit. And they had the same card.

[Jimmy Fallon]

What?

That must be a big mix up. That's a mix up. My assistant must have messed up.

[Marcus Mumford]

No, that's the move. That's the move. When you've got three.

[Jimmy Fallon]

So when you are.

[Marcus Mumford]

It would have been better if you'd done it for two of us.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I know, that's true. Yeah. Next time I'll do something. When you're doing live theater, do you like to know who's in the crowd?

[Marcus Mumford]

You know, at this point, I've done so many plays, I don't mind knowing, but I don't love knowing, you know who loves knowing who's in the crowd is James Corden. Every night at places. Yeah, he just come out behind the curtain and he goes, all right, guys, let's go. Scarlett Johansson's in tonight. Or, you know, Meryl Streep's out there.

[Jimmy Fallon]

We gotta do a good show, boys.

[Marcus Mumford]

Yeah, he loves it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

He loves it.

Really?

[Marcus Mumford]

He loves knowing who's out there.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah.

I've seen you so many times on Broadway. You're unbelievable. Thank you. Give it all you got. And I go. And then afterwards, I said hi to you and you go, good to see you. You were nice enough to say hi to me. And you go, I gotta go. My littlest one was sick that night.

[Marcus Mumford]

Yeah, he was.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah. And you gotta go. Take care. I go, how are you doing real life?

[Marcus Mumford]

Yeah, I know, I know. Well, it's such a good. It's such a great interruption to the day, you know, I mean, to go out there and live something like that that has a beginning A middle and an end. So many times when you're doing a TV show or a movie, you know, you shoot just the little bits every day. And that's the best part about doing a play, you know, is you get to do the whole thing. You know, you get to live a whole life up there.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I loved it last time. Rose Byrne, your partner, was on our show and she was telling me that you guys were in the market to get a pet. A pet? Yes.

[Marcus Mumford]

The most famous bearded dragon in the world?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yes, that's correct.

[Marcus Mumford]

You talking about.

[Jimmy Fallon]

You said you couldn't go to the Golden Globes with her because you were picking out a pet for your. For the littlest one.

[Marcus Mumford]

Yeah, for Raphael. Yeah, yeah. So, you know, I've never had a pet in my life. This is the first pet I've ever had. And our littlest one really, really wanted a pet and really loves reptiles. And so, my gosh. So after a lot of discussion, a lot of research, we decided to get a bearded dragon.

[Donald Trump]

Really?

[Marcus Mumford]

Now, what research?

[Jimmy Fallon]

What research said that?

[Marcus Mumford]

You're talking to the phone.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I know, I understand. Chatgpt or something, but there's a.

[Marcus Mumford]

Actually, you know, I happen to have. In our neighborhood in Brooklyn, we have a wonderful place called the Nature Company. And it's a place that they've got like 40 reptiles in there. And they go out into schools, public schools, and they. They have kids interact with the animals, which is a really sweet place that my son really fell in love with. We had a birthday party. They came to the birthday party, they brought a bunch of reptiles, and that sort of sealed the deal. And so I've gotten a lot of my research.

[Jimmy Fallon]

So you say, raphael, you can just play at school.

[Marcus Mumford]

I could have said, yeah, you don't

[Jimmy Fallon]

need to have it at home.

[Marcus Mumford]

I love this guy. I gotta tell you, he's pretty magnificent, your son.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Oh, that's so nice of you. That's so nice of you.

[Marcus Mumford]

The bearded dragon.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Oh, yeah. Do you like it?

[Marcus Mumford]

But she destroyed my life with that announcement. I gotta tell you.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It was like, no, everyone wants to know about it. But now you've bonded with the pet.

[Marcus Mumford]

Yeah, I love him. I just love him. I never dreamed I could love an animal like this. But every day now I just, I have, like, a little ritual and I, you know, I take them out at like one o'. Clock. You know, I take them out at, like one o'.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Clock.

[Marcus Mumford]

I put them on my chest. Like, do we talk? No, I talk, we talk. I talk, we talk, we talk, we talk.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I think you Do I tell them

[Marcus Mumford]

a lot of things? You know, I talk to him. Yeah.

[Guest/Panelist]

I don't have.

[Marcus Mumford]

Yeah, I don't have therapy. I don't do pil. Yoga. So it's my moment, my time. I talk to him. And what's his name?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Does he have a name?

[Marcus Mumford]

His name is Benny. He's named after Benson Boone. Because my son loves Benson Boone.

[Jimmy Fallon]

That's awesome.

[Marcus Mumford]

And he's great.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Does he do flips?

[Marcus Mumford]

He's great. He doesn't do the flips. But, you know, I build him these little. The truth is he doesn't do much.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I know enough. He doesn't do much.

[Marcus Mumford]

But I put these little obstacle courses down these little, like, terrains. And I got him a little hammock and a hammock. And I got him a little thing, climb. But he hasn't. He doesn't really climb anything. I mean, he just walks around and he eats roaches and crickets.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Well, next time you could bring him on the show.

Maybe.

[Marcus Mumford]

Maybe I will. Okay, good.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Very good.

Thank you for talking.

[Marcus Mumford]

I appreciate it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Let's talk about your project, Scarpetta. By the way, this is based on these giant. Giant books. Oh, my gosh.

[Marcus Mumford]

Huge books. They've been around for over 20 years. And I mean, sold over 120 million million copies. Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

That's insane.

[Marcus Mumford]

Number. Yeah. People really love them. And so I think people are very excited for this to come out. And, you know, it's got an amazing cast. You know.

[Jimmy Fallon]

What a cast. Nicole Kidman.

[Marcus Mumford]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Jamie Lee Curtis.

[Marcus Mumford]

Simon Baker. And my son. Yeah, my son is on it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yes.

[Marcus Mumford]

Jake Jay Cannavale.

[Jimmy Fallon]

What's it like acting?

[Marcus Mumford]

So I don't act with him because, you know, the show has a really amazing conceit. You know, it takes place in the present day and it takes place 30 years ago. So, you know, he plays me at 30, and so we pass each other in the hallway sometimes, and it's pretty special. Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

One of the reasons you said that you like doing this character is cause you eat in this show.

[Marcus Mumford]

I love eating on camera, man. I just love it. I did a movie a long time ago, and very famous actor, very excellent actor. We had to eat in the scene, and I didn't know any better. I ate like eight grilled cheese sandwiches. And he was like, you know, just for the future, if you just hold it in your hands, it'll feel like you've been eating it. The audience will think you're eating it. And I was like, what? Doesn't make any sense to me. So I Enjoy eating. I think it adds, like, a dimension to the scene, really. I do. You know, I made this movie called the Irishman, and I had to eat. Thank you. And I had to do a scene with Bob De Niro, and I'm supposed to be eating steak, you know, and he's like, the whole scene is about him getting me steaks, you know, And Marty was like, you're gonna eat the steak, right? And I said, yeah, I'm gonna eat the steak. You know, I'm gonna eat the steak. And I eat, like, 10 steaks. But the scene is very funny, you know, it's very funny. There's something about a person talking while they're eating. That's what people do.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Brad Pitt does it a lot.

[Marcus Mumford]

It's.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It's Brad. I know. He usually, like, buttons. His scene with. He eats, like, he'll be like. He's like, oh, I'm gonna go get. Get the car then.

[Marcus Mumford]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It just does something. It's very, you know, human. And, like, people don't stop eating when they're car.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I love.

I love getting the. Because now every time I'm gonna watch and hope that you eat something.

[Marcus Mumford]

Yeah. So I get. I got to eat a lot in this show.

[Jimmy Fallon]

What is happening in Scarpetta?

[Marcus Mumford]

Well, it's about a medical. This woman who's the chief medical examiner for the Commonwealth of Virginia, who's come back to her job after 25 years away. And she's one of those, like, you know, people who can get into the minds of the. Who committed these terrible crimes. And she has a partner, and that's me. And I'm a former detective who sort of comes out of retirement to help her try to solve this latest crime. And there's a great family dynamic. You know, Jamie Lee Curtis plays her sister, and Simon Baker plays her husband. And we all live in this massive gothic house, and problems arise because, you know, that's a tough, weird, creepy job. And it's pretty gruesome, you know, and pretty creepy. And I think people.

[Jimmy Fallon]

People are going to like it. Yeah. Got everything.

Bobby Cannavale, Everybody. Scarpetta premieres March 11th on Prime Video.

Stick around. We'll be right back. Our next guest can be seen at Zany's in Nashville. Oh, I love Zane. April 24th and 25th, making her tonight show debut. Please welcome the very funny Casey Shornima.

Hi.

[Casey Shornima]

How are you guys? I'm so excited to be here. I live in New York. I just moved in with my boyfriend. Has anyone else made, like, a Huge mistake recently. It's awful. We fight all the time. And he told me that the reason we fight so much is because I always have to win, which is, you know, I think what a loser would say. It's like, yeah. I also don't want to be right all the time. I wish you knew stuff. But he doesn't. He's a moron. He is. He's really dumb. He does this one dumb thing that I think a lot of guys do where he will take another man's side over me. Do you guys know what I'm talking about? It's like, we were driving upstate the other day, and I was driving, and this guy cut me off. And I was like, I hope that guy crashes. And my boyfriend goes, I think he was just trying to take the exit. Why would you say that? You're never gonna see him again. You have to spend the rest of the weekend with me. Like, don't say that unless you're gonna take the exit and build a life with him in Connecticut. I would never do that. When someone cuts him off, I lean over, I honk the horn for him. Cause I'm a good girlfriend. I did that one time. And he was like, I think you have road rage. And I was like, you're just saying that. Cause I'm Latina. And he was like, you're Asian. And I was like, I didn't know you were listening. I am Asian, but I look really racially ambiguous. I look like, whatever Dora is, It's convenient to look racially ambiguous here, you know? Cause, like, during the pandemic, when everyone was like, the Asian virus, I was like, aye, aye, aye.

[Jimmy Fallon]

See?

[Casey Shornima]

You know? And now they're asking for your papers. And I'm like, you're gonna ask me, Casey Running Eagle, Shorniba, if I have my papers? Like, the land knows my footsteps, white man. I'm from Nepal. If you guys don't know where Nepal is, you can ask any white dude with dreads. He'll tell you he knows where it is. I grew up in Nepal. I had a really fun childhood. Like, one time when I was a kid, my dad came home drunk with a live baby deer. And we were like, where did you get this deer? And he said, my friend moved to Australia. And we were like, that doesn't answer any part of the question. Unless your friend is an adult deer who can't take his son to Australia. We raised that deer. We raised that deer. And this is true. One day, I was in my room alone, and the deer walked in and he had a seizure and he just died in front of me. I know, I know. But then when I moved to America, my friends would be like, oh my God, have you ever seen Bambi? And I'd be like, I've seen a version of him. I'm in therapy. Is anyone in therapy? Oh, just women. That's good. It's really good. I told my parents that I go to therapy. And my parents were like, why are you in therapy? And I was like, oh, do you two remember when I was a kid and you guys raised me? You were there. I mean, not emotionally,

[Donald Trump]

no.

[Casey Shornima]

My parents are great. I hang out with my dad a lot. Not cause we're close. We just have a mutual friend in common, my mom. So we hang, you know. Cause like, okay isn't okay. Isn't your dad just like your mom's boyfriend? Do you know what I mean? It's like you're friends with your mom and she's dating this guy and she's always like, let's invite dad to brunch. And it's like, yeah, if you want to ruin the vibes at brunch. My dad tries, but he always talks to me like we're two strangers who met at a party and there's a lull in the conversation, you know, he's always like, so how old are you? I'm like, don't worry about it. It's my birthday party. I love doing standup. I used to be a teacher. Yeah, I did Teach for America, which is this program that sends really ill equipped people into situations that require a lot of equipment. I taught in Memphis. I taught in a really rough neighborhood in Memphis. And we used to have to give these talks about how not to join a gang. I gave one of these talks and at the end of it, one of the kids came up to me and was like, okay, so if a gang asked us to join, we'll just say Ms. K.C. said we can't. And I was like, if a gang is talking to you, you keep my name out of your damn mouth. Thank you guys so much. Mkc.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Thank you. Oh, my go. How you doing?

[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

Come on.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Casey sh. At Zany's in Nashville April 24th and 25th. We'll be right back, everybody.

Okay, won't go.

My thanks to Priyanka Chopra, Jonas, Bobby Cannavale, Marcus Mumford, Casey Shornema. Thank you for watching.

Good night, everybody.

Thank you. Get into it. Get it hard Shake it, get it bomb get it to it, do it.

[Guest/Panelist]

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