Venezuela's Machado Presents Trump with Nobel Peace Prize | Jason Momoa, Marcello Hernández, Linus Sebastian | Thursday, January 15

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Episode: Venezuela’s Machado Presents Trump with Nobel Peace Prize | Jason Momoa, Marcello Hernández, Linus Sebastian
Air Date: January 16, 2026
Guests: Jason Momoa, Marcelo Hernández, Linus Sebastian
Host: Jimmy Fallon

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Episode Overview

This high-energy episode of The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon blends witty political satire, celebrity interviews, innovative tech showcases, and comedic stand-up. With a monologue touching on Trump’s global antics and news headlines, the show moves into lively interactions with guests: action star Jason Momoa, SNL’s Marcelo Hernández, and tech YouTuber Linus Sebastian, each bringing humor, insight, and fresh perspectives. The episode wraps up with Marcelo’s stand-up special, keeping the crowd energized throughout.

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Key Segments & Highlights

Jimmy Fallon's Monologue & Topical Jokes

[01:09–07:11]

• Trump & Greenland:
  • Fallon riffs on Trump's continued fascination with Greenland, noting Americans’ disapproval and joking about his "climate plan" for a tropical Greenland.
  • Quips about Trump’s “Duolingo Trump Edition” to learn Greenlandic, inventing hilarious phrases (e.g., “Welcome to Kilcheret Tylenol. How are you, Kim Kardashian?” [02:35]).
• Venezuela News:
  • Satirical segment: Trump receives a Nobel Peace Prize from Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado, with over-the-top audio from their imagined meeting.
    • Memorable quote:

      “All right, Machado, give me the Nobel Prize.”
      – Jimmy Fallon as Trump [03:24]

• Headlines & Sports:
  • Touches on tariffs affecting tech markets (with a mock market correspondent), Harry Styles’ new album, Cinemark’s popcorn promo, and extreme NFL playoff weather.
  • Signature one-liners about bringing outrageously large buckets to movie theaters and freezing Chicago playoff games.
  • Closing the monologue:

    “If I wanted to be this cold, I’d just invade Greenland.” [06:07]

Jason Momoa Interview & “Wild Guest” Game

[08:13–13:12] (Game), [13:12–21:42] (Interview)

• Wild Guest Game:
  • Fun ‘truth or lie’ style competition with physical comedy (floor panels separating legs for wrong answers).
  • Highlights:
    • Jimmy’s favorite soda is root beer (“Dude, you’re a poster child for root beer.” – Jason Momoa [11:01])
    • Momoa jokes about losing a Jason Momoa lookalike contest (spoiler: he didn’t [10:17])
    • Banter over absurd safe words: “My safe word’s gonna be honky tonk.” – Fallon; “Snuffalumpagus.” – Momoa
• Interview:
  • Momoa recalls a past giant claw machine bit with Jack Black and the chaos that ensued.
  • Talks about the surprise global success of his last film, comedic turn with Jack Black, and working on “The Wrecking Crew.”
  • Minecraft 2 update:

    “End of April, they’re in it. The script is even better… I was laughing out loud.” – Momoa [15:30]

  • Reminisces about hosting Black Sabbath’s and Ozzy Osbourne’s final show, star-studded parties, and emotional moments with his son at Ozzy’s last performance.

    “There was only a limited amount of tickets… I was just begging to get scraps. And then Sharon Osbourne wants you to host.” – Momoa [17:30] “I was right at Ozzy’s feet, and I watched it with my kids… it was unbelievable.” [18:25]

• About "The Wrecking Crew":
  • Movie about estranged brothers reuniting to solve their father’s murder.

    “We really loved… Lethal Weapons, 48 Hours, Die Hard… I want to laugh, I want a little bit of a cry… and I kick some ass.” – Momoa [20:25]

Marcelo Hernández Interview & Stand-Up

[21:45–27:42] (Interview), [37:32–42:57] (Stand-Up)

• Interview:
  • Marcelo celebrates his Netflix special “American Boy.”

    “It’s a high-pressure decision and you need someone famous to tell you what to do.” – Marcelo (about naming his special) [23:26]

  • Recaps SNL impressions, especially his Sebastian Maniscalco bit:

    “If you want to do Sebastian, right, you have to always be exhaling while you’re talking… everything is a question, you know?” [24:16]

  • Shares stories about his supportive mother, family, and a hilarious tale about trying ADD meds as a kid:

    “I did the test… it all made sense… and I got a zero!” [26:53]

  • On his Bad Bunny walkout song:

    “There’s a certain beats per minute that everyone dances to. It gets the white people going.” [27:29]

• Stand-Up Set [37:32–42:57]:
  • Witty observations about growing up as the only boy in a house full of women.

    “When that happens to you, you have no choice but to become a woman.” [37:49]

  • Exaggerated tales of witnessing female beauty routines—hair, makeup, clothing, waxing—with physical and character-driven humor.
  • Finishes with a vivid, comic recounting of his mom’s salon trips for Brazilian waxes:

    “There’s nothing Brazilian about this. They put the word Brazil there so you think it’s a tropical experience, but it is not.” [41:23] “When they rip it off, women do not scream and they do not cry. They are too hardcore to do something so weak. They rip it off and just talk. ‘My son is in the third grade.’” [42:23]

Tech Time with Linus Sebastian

[28:17–37:01]

• CES Recap:
  • “If I had to pick a theme of the show, it would have been half-baked AI in half-baked humanoid robots… they do everything, but not well.” – Linus [28:57]
• Innovative Product Demos:
  • Lollipop Star: A candy stick that uses bone conduction to play music through your teeth.

    “Put it in your mouth and you hear music… it’s bone conduction technology.” [31:21]

  • TDM Neo Headphones: Transform from headphones to a Bluetooth speaker—magnetic, easy to use.

    “That’s kind of major… That one works!” – Fallon [33:13]

  • Expanding Laptop: Screen goes from 16 to 21.5”; field of vision innovation.

    “It expands all the way from 16 inches… to 21 and a half inches—a very average expansion.” – Linus [35:01]

    • Crowd teases with double entendre jokes about expansion/growth.
  • LTT Screwdriver: New translucent versions.
  • World’s First Dancing/Stair-Climbing Robot Vacuum:

    “Normal robot vacuums… they can’t climb them. This right here is the future.” [36:44]

    • The crowd cheers the vacuum climbing studio stairs.
  • Linus brings clear, playful explanation and pun-filled banter throughout.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “He’s getting there. He’s got to practice. He needs more practice. It takes time.” – Jimmy Fallon on Trump’s ‘Greenlandic’ [02:52]
• “My safe word’s gonna be honky tonk. What’s your safe word? – Snuffalumpagus.” – Jimmy Fallon and Jason Momoa [09:26]
• “If I want to be this cold, I’d just invade Greenland.” – Fallon [06:07]
• “I did the test… all the numbers started talking to me… and I got a zero!” – Marcelo Hernández [26:53]
• “Put it in your mouth, and then it’s okay to put it against your teeth. You can even bite down on it a little.” – Linus Sebastian [30:50]
• “They put chemicals in their hair… they put their hair in aluminum foil like their hair is food… then they tell her, go sit in the microwave. And she does.” – Marcelo Hernandez [40:00]
• “That’s how you hear the song. Did you tell me so you won’t be able to hear it?” – Fallon, marveling at the lollipop music tech [31:40]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Monologue & News Satire: 01:09–07:11
• Wild Guest Game w/ Momoa: 08:13–13:12
• Jason Momoa Interview: 13:12–21:42
• Marcelo Hernández Interview: 21:45–27:42
• Linus Sebastian Tech Demos: 28:17–37:01
• Marcelo Hernández Stand-up: 37:32–42:57

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Episode Tone & Flow

Lively, irreverent, and deeply playful, with a blend of quick-witted satire, engaging celebrity chemistry, and a touch of heartfelt nostalgia. Fallon’s supportive, energetic hosting style enables guests to shine—whether it’s Momoa’s exuberance, Marcelo’s sly humor, or Linus’s nerdy showmanship.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a quintessential example of The Tonight Show’s ability to mix news parody, games, candid celebrity moments, and tech curiosity in one jam-packed hour. You'll get laughs, creative tech, inside stories from Hollywood, and outstanding stand-up—all delivered with the spontaneity and warmth fans expect from Fallon and his guests.

Transcript

[Announcer]

From Studio 6, speed rock and Hummer center in the heart of New York City, it's the Tonight show starring Jimmy Fallon. And I joins Jimmy and his guests, Jason Momoa, Marcelo Hernandez, Linus Sebastian. And featuring the legendary roots crew 224 1. And now here he Jimmy Fallon. That's a. That's what I'm talking about. Enjoy yourself.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Tonight Show.

[Announcer]

You here. Yeah. Thank you for watching at home, you guys.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I'm excited about this. Jason Momoa is my guest tonight. Or as it's known around here, take your wife to work day. Hey, speaking of guys who are 6 4, 215 pounds and in peak physical condition, President Trump is in the news. Yet Trump is still talking about how he wants to take over Greenland. But according to a new poll, 86% of Americans are against the US taking Greenland by force. Everyone is like, now, Donald, if you want Greenland, you have to finish your Venezuela first. No. Not surprisingly, 100% of Greenlanders are against it. That's right, both of them. But the White House is still negotiating with the leader of Greenland, who Trump thinks is Shrek. He was like, I know it's freezing cold up there, but with my climate plan, it'll be a tropical island. It seems like Trump is serious about Greenland because he's actually been teaching himself how to speak their language, Greenlandic. This is real. Look at what he's been using.

[Duolingo Trump Edition Voice]

If you want to learn Greenlandic, then you need Duolingo Trump Edition. It's easy. Repeat after me.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Hello, Alu Aluminum.

[Duolingo Trump Edition Voice]

Good morning, Goomorn.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I love corn.

[Duolingo Trump Edition Voice]

Welcome to Kilcheret Tylenol. How are you, Kim Kardashians? See you later. Takus Tesler. And of course, Greenland Kalashit nunat Duolingo Trump Edition.

[Jimmy Fallon]

He's getting there. He's got to practice. He needs more practice. It takes time. Hey, listen to this. I read that the US has officially started selling Venezuelan oil.

[Jason Momoa]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Apparently the extra oil has been great for getting Trump in and out of the MRI machine. Meanwhile, today, Trump met with Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Karina Muchado, who has said that she's willing to give Trump her Nobel Peace Prize. Well, we actually got our hands on audio from their meeting. Oh, yeah, Check this out. All right, Machado, give me the Nobel Prize.

[Duolingo Trump Edition Voice]

First, I'd like to discuss the ramifications of. Give it to me. But first, we should gimme, gimme. Well, sir me wanty sir criesy in my handy.

[Linus Sebastian]

Okay, fine.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Here you go.

[Announcer]

Yay.

[Jimmy Fallon]

There you go.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

It happened pretty quickly.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Some More news from Washington. Earlier this afternoon, Trump hosted the 2025 Stanley cup champion Florida Panthers. At the White House, Trump took the opportunity to launch his new initiative, make hockey straight again. You guys see this? Trump enacted a new 25% tariff on computer chips, which apparently is having a ripple effect on world markets. Let's check in with our international business reporter from Japan.

[Michael Fitzpatrick]

Hello, this is Michael Fitzpatrick with the Market Report. The United States tariff on computer chips is expected to dampen trade in the consumer electronics sector. And speaking of trade, when I was a boy, I'd say to my mommy, can I trade my turnip for a sweet treat? And she'd say, michael, you are a bad boy who always wants sweet treats. And I would yell, I ate my meat and now I want sweet treat. Eat my meat. Get my treat. And then she would spank my little bottom until it was redder than the turnip on my plate. Anyway, consumer electronics Trade was down 15% as of last week.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Some.

[Announcer]

He ate his meat.

[Jimmy Fallon]

He wants his treat, man. Yeah. Now some entertainment news. Harry Styles announced that his new album is coming out. It is coming out March 6, and it's called Kiss all the Time Disco. Occasionally. Or as one man put it, story of my life. Well, get this. So that Cinemark is celebrating National Popcorn Day by allowing moviegoers to bring their own five gallon bucket to the theater and. And fill it with popcorn. Yep, Cinemark was like, it doesn't matter how big your bucket is, you'll still finish it before the movie starts. Guys, the NFL playoffs are in full swing. Sunday night on NBC, the Chicago Bears are hosting the LA Rams. But I saw that it's going to be snowing in Chicago and the wind chill is going to be three degrees. Ooh, it's going to be freezing. Check out some of the signs that fans are bringing to the game. This one says, why the hell didn't we play this in la? This next one says, slice open the bear mascot and climb inside him like a tauntaun. This next one says, I'm holding the sign up because my arms are frozen like this. Here's another one says, before the game, my tongue got sucked to the bean and my beans got sucked to my leg.

[Announcer]

Hey.

[Jimmy Fallon]

That'S cold. And finally, this one says, if I want to be this cold, I'd just invade Greenland. Oh, there you go. Stay warm out there, guys. While switching gears, Progreso has brought back their vibe that you can suck on. I don't care what anyone says. I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say it. I think it's the worst soup based candy. Since Reese's clam chowder cup. I'm gonna say it. Yeah. I'll go out on a limp.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

I think you're right.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I'm just gonna say it.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

And finally, a new study found that horses can smell human feelings. The same study also found that the shrooms just kicked in.

[Announcer]

We have a great show. Give it up for the Roots, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, hot show, hot show.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Tonight he stars in the new movie the Wrecking Crew, which begins streaming January 28th.

[Announcer]

Jason Momoa is here this evening. The Wrecking Crew. Yes.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Love that dude. Also speaking of, I love this dude. You know him from Saturday Night Live. His stand up special American Boy is streaming now on Netflix. Marcelo Hernandez is joining us.

[Announcer]

Marcelo.

[Jimmy Fallon]

We'Re going to talk to him. And then he's performing stand up. Then later in the show. Later in the show. He is a tech expert and creator of the popular YouTube channel Linus Tech Tips, which has more than 16 million subscribers. He's bringing some gadgets and some brand new inventions that'll blow your mind. Linus Sebastian is here tonight. I can't wait. I love seeing that. Guys, we're about to do something fun right now. It's time to play a game called Wild Guests.

[Announcer]

Here we go.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Wild guest.

[Announcer]

My opponent tonight stars in the new.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Movie the Wrecking Crew, which begins streaming January 28th on Prime Video.

[Announcer]

Please welcome the one, the only, Jason Momoa. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. The Wrecking Crew. Come on, buddy.

[Jimmy Fallon]

All right, here's how this works. Jason and I are going to take turns revealing facts about ourselves, okay? And the other person, the other person has to guess if it's true or false. If you guessed correctly, the floor underneath your opponent's feet will separate, slowly stretching their legs apart. If you guess incorrectly, the floor underneath your feet will separate. Okay, we're gonna keep playing until one of us can't handle the pain of our legs getting stretched apart anymore. And if you want to forfeit, you can yell a safe word. My safe word's gonna be honky tonk. What's your safe word?

[Jason Momoa]

Snuffalumpagus.

[Announcer]

All right. Great.

[Jimmy Fallon]

And as an added element of danger, the loser must jump into the shark infested waters below. Yeah, be careful of that chart. All right, Jason, since. Since I'm the host, I will reveal my first fact, and you have to say if it's true or false.

[Jason Momoa]

Okay?

[Jimmy Fallon]

All right. My fact is I started taking pottery classes.

[Announcer]

F.

[Jimmy Fallon]

You're right. I did not. Yes, that is. I made that up. You were correct. I did not take pottery classes.

[Jason Momoa]

All right, all right, all right.

[Jimmy Fallon]

How did you like pottery?

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Yes.

[Jimmy Fallon]

What is your fact?

[Jason Momoa]

I once entered a Jason Momoa lookalike contest and lost. You'd be surprised how many dashing men there are.

[Jimmy Fallon]

No, absolutely not. I think you would do it for fun, but I think you would win. You're too striking and good looking of a human being. That.

[Jason Momoa]

You're right.

[Announcer]

Son of a bitch. Yeah, I see what I'm talking about. Get that stretch.

[Jason Momoa]

I can do it, man.

[Announcer]

Get the stretch. Get the stretch.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Okay, here we go. This is my fact or. All right, here we go. My favorite soda is root beer.

[Jason Momoa]

Yeah, that's true.

[Announcer]

Yes. You're right. It is my favorite. Yes. How do you know this look like a root beer, bro? Dude, you're a poster child for root beer.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I love it so much. All right, you got me on that one.

[Jason Momoa]

It's your comfort boot.

[Jimmy Fallon]

The root beer float.

[Jason Momoa]

I know it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I do love a root beer.

[Jason Momoa]

All right, my fact is, while filming the Wrecking Crew in Honolulu, Dave Bautista and I crashed a wedding.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I love Dave Bautista. I think that he's also fun. I think you crashing a wedding would be a gift to somebody. I would love it if you crashed mine. I'm gonna say you did that. That feels like something you would do.

[Announcer]

No, I would do that. Dave would never do that.

[Jason Momoa]

Are you flexible? Just breathe into it. Breathe into it.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Oh.

[Jimmy Fallon]

All right.

[Linus Sebastian]

Ooh.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I can't. All right, here we go.

[Jason Momoa]

Good music.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I don't know if I can take one more fact. Oh, I have to say something. My fact is, at my 10th birthday party, it was at a tavern called the jolly jug.

[Jason Momoa]

Your 10th birthday was at the Jolly Jug?

[Jimmy Fallon]

That's correct.

[Jason Momoa]

That's false.

[Announcer]

Yeah, That's Jason Momoa in the chat. We're talking to Jason after the break. Stick around, everybody. Our first guest stars in the new.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Movie the Wrecking Crew, which begins streaming January 28th on Prime Video. Please welcome Jason Momoa.

[Announcer]

Always styling, man. Always styling.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Welcome back to the show.

[Jason Momoa]

I miss you.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I miss you.

[Jason Momoa]

I love being here.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Ruse, I love you really good. I'm so happy you.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Love you.

[Jimmy Fallon]

We love having you here.

[Jason Momoa]

Love being here.

[Jimmy Fallon]

You have, like, the best vibe. I just love your vibe. I love hanging out with you. Really? I want you to spend a whole month here. I don't want you to leave.

[Jason Momoa]

We'd love to.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Last time you were here by the Way you're always down to do something.

[Jason Momoa]

I miss you too, man. I was coming for chief of War and I couldn't get in here. Remember? I got stuck in London.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It doesn't matter to me. Whenever you feel like coming, we love you. You're always welcome. It's your home. Last time you were here, we did a giant human claw machine. Do you remember this? And we had.

[Jason Momoa]

Do I have the scars to show for.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Was you and Jack Black. And here we are. We did a giant human claw machine. And you were about to get up there, then things just went haywire and we didn't know what to do. And both of you guys flipped over by mistake and we couldn't get you back over. And then something happened. And then, like, your shirt came off. And then Jack was choking. Jack was like, couldn't get.

[Jason Momoa]

Jack wasn't doing well.

[Jimmy Fallon]

No, he was like. His face was ready. He's like, come on, come on. Couldn't you understand him? I didn't know if he was doing a bit or what. We had to save him.

[Jason Momoa]

Just another Tuesday at the momoa house.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Why not? Yeah. And then that movie went on to be the biggest movie in the world, buddy. Congratulations.

[Jason Momoa]

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I love it.

[Announcer]

Couldn't happen to a better guy.

[Jason Momoa]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Did you have any idea it would be that big?

[Jason Momoa]

No way. No way. I mean, Jared is phenomenal. I never done a comedy before, you know, aside from snl. And so, like, that was my first comedy. And. And Jack is like, Jack Slack. He's the best. And so every day was just. Just. I was so. I feel like everyone that does comedies, you guys are just cheating.

[Jimmy Fallon]

What are you talking about?

[Jason Momoa]

You just go to work, you laugh all day. Like, then you go home, and I go home. I'm covered in blood.

[Jimmy Fallon]

You have to do real work.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Yeah.

[Jason Momoa]

No, it's just like, I'm constantly beat up.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Is there going to be a Minecraft, too?

[Jason Momoa]

Very soon?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah. Dude, really, bro.

[Jason Momoa]

End of April, they're in it. The script is. Is even better.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Really?

[Jason Momoa]

It's so good. I was laughing out loud. I haven't laughed out loud in a very long time in a script. I was perplexed on the first script. This one's I'm laughing out loud.

[Linus Sebastian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

The last time we saw each other, I think, was the SNL 50th anniversary. Because obviously they love you at SNL too. But that was fun, right, bro?

[Jason Momoa]

Mind blown.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Mind blown.

[Jason Momoa]

Mind blown. I had so many. I mean, I just. I met. I mean, here's Me. There's Cher's.

[Jimmy Fallon]

No. Yeah. Oh, no. Cher was right there. She's unbelievable.

[Jason Momoa]

Yeah, but I mean, just. Just meet Jeffy and Bill, and I just, just.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Isn't it wild? It's so fun.

[Jason Momoa]

I don't think there'll be a cooler party in the rest of my life.

[Linus Sebastian]

There.

[Jason Momoa]

There was two parties that year that were, like, absolutely insane. I did that one, and then there was.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Oh, the Blacks.

[Jason Momoa]

Black Sabbath.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Dude, I got to talk to you about this. You host. That was, like, the last performance of Black Sabbath and Ozzy Osbourne, who. I was just thinking about Ozzy last week, just missing him because I, I, I. What a career Ozzy Osbourne had. You know, like, I can't even describe. He was. When I was growing up, he was the most evil person on earth. You were afraid of him.

[Jason Momoa]

Your parents did not want you to. Yeah. You weren't supposed to like him.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I think my mom called the priest to come talk to me and say, hey, something's going on. Because he was scary. His name is Ozzy Osbourne. It's the most rock and roll name of all time. And he could sing, and he's unbelievable. But then he went solo, and then he created, basically reality TV and showed us how great his family is and his wife and his family and kids. And I go, who has that career? I could say that he did all.

[Jason Momoa]

That creates Oz Fest. I mean, gets all those bands together.

[Jimmy Fallon]

What he did for music or pop culture. But you were right there.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

You were.

[Jason Momoa]

I had a host for them.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Wait, talk to me about this.

[Jason Momoa]

How did you end up. So this thing got announced? Yeah, he's like a God to me. So the show got announced, and I just called everyone I knew. I called Metallica and Anthrax and just all cool. Hosted just to get tickets so I could be there.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Just so you can see it.

[Jason Momoa]

Yeah, because it's gonna come out. And it's like, there's only 20. There's only a limited amount of tickets. I'm like, dude, I just. Me and my kids, I just need three tickets. And so I was just begging to get scraps. And then Ross Halfon called and goes, sharon Osborne wants you to host it. And I helped them out. I did a music video for him when he couldn't do it. And I was. And I did a music video for the album before, and I was like, anything Ozzy needs, I'll do it. And so they just probably just remember that. And she's like, I want Jason to host it. And I'm like, Have you hosted anything? Nothing, bro. I'm, like, terrified. Yeah. Terrified.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Of course.

[Jason Momoa]

That many people I don't look at. Like, this is terrifying. Imagine a stadium, and then it's everybody you love, and then it's every. I mean, those. All my music.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, that's all your.

[Jason Momoa]

Everyone. Metallica guns. I mean, you're just. You can't believe all the people that are there. And. And you're on the. Dude, I'm on the poster.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I mean, it's crazy, but you saw Ozzy's.

[Linus Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Jason Momoa]

Last.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Last performance. So.

[Jason Momoa]

So when he actually went up, I was with Ross, and I'm, like, right at Ozzy's feet, and I'm the closest to him that anyone. Like, geezer's not even as close to.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Him as I am, really.

[Jason Momoa]

And I watch it with my kids, just quietly, and it was just the most. It was unbelievable. Yeah. I love him with every. Yeah. So. And then, sadly, he passed, like, a couple weeks later.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

But.

[Linus Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, but you did a great job hosting it. It was a great tribute to Ozzy and Black Sabbath. And then you actually got into the mosh pit, which is. So you. You did pretty well, dude.

[Jason Momoa]

I grabbed my son, and I was like, we're going. And my security, my buddy who's helping me was like, no, you're not.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Please don't. Please don't. Please don't.

[Jason Momoa]

And Liam went in there, too, but I grabbed my son. He'd never been in mosh pit. And I was like, you're going with me, boy. Jumped over, went in there for Pantera.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Pantera walk. I mean, fantastic. I tried to do a mosh pit maybe 30 years ago, and I go, I can do this. I said, mosh. I'm cool. I'm young. I can do this. I get in, I got one boot to the head, and I'm like, let's go. I think I was crying.

[Announcer]

I was like, I'm crying.

[Linus Sebastian]

I'm crying.

[Announcer]

Help me, somebody.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Lift me out of here. One Doc Martin to the head. I go, I'm out of here, man. I'm not doing this anymore. I'm too young. But good for you.

[Jason Momoa]

You did it, man.

[Jimmy Fallon]

You crushed it. It's the greatest. Let's talk about the Wrecking Crew. Okay. Thanks for being here. It's you, Dave Bautista.

[Announcer]

Who?

[Jimmy Fallon]

Gosh, we love him. How did this project come about? You guys together? Come on.

[Jason Momoa]

Yeah. Well, we played Brothers on C. It was a show on Apple, and I always wanted to. I needed someone to play my brother. I wanted someone that is physically imposing My size, and it was a great actor. And Dave's. You know, I saw him in Blade Runner. I thought he was amazing. And he can obviously fight. And so we hired him to be my brother. And then we just fell in love. Like, he was just. He's no ego. He's so chill. Like, we just. We just got along so well.

[Jimmy Fallon]

He's kind of shy. I was thinking about that.

[Jason Momoa]

Yeah, he's super shy, and I'm absolutely the opposite. So it's like I mess with him all the time, and I get him out of his shell. Yeah. And he lets me get him out of his shell. But it's.

[Jimmy Fallon]

But he's funny.

[Jason Momoa]

He's very funny, and he loves comedy.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I love. So do you guys together.

[Jason Momoa]

So I pitched. This is the first one of the first, like, pitches I wrote for a movie when I first started acting, and I wanted to do it in Hawaii. And so it was about two brothers, and they come from, you know, separate mothers and same father. And he was like, a private eye. He gets killed. We're both in. We serve in the service, and it's us coming back, and we don't get along at all. And to find out our father had been murdered, and you find out kind of has a Chinatown aspect to it where it gets really involved into the water. It gets involved into the people and the government, and so you pull that string, and then it's just us kind of. We really loved. You know, we grew up with the Lethal weapons in the 48 hours and, you know, Die Hard, and I'm like, classic. I want to laugh. I want a little bit of a cry. I want to go through emotional stuff, and then I, you know, I kick some ass.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah.

[Jason Momoa]

But it's really. It's just a really fun movie.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, it is.

[Jason Momoa]

And it's the first time, like, he's definitely the straight. And it's the first time I got to be like, I'm the one that has to hold the me. And Jacob. Jacob's in it, too. But I'm like, It was. I'm really proud of it. And Jonathan Trapper, who was our. Who was our writer on cer Showrunner, he ended up writing it. So we had just.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It's a.

[Jason Momoa]

It's just a really great team of people. Our producers had produced things together before, and.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

Jason Momoa, everybody. The wrecking Crew premieres January 28th on Prime Video. Marcelo Hernandez joins us after the breakfast. Stick around, everybody. Yeah.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Like the G on the street.

[Jason Momoa]

For.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Future Twirl Smash fast in my hand Produce a curl.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Our next guest is a cast member on Saturday Night Live, which is all new this Saturday with host Finn Wolfhard and musical guest asap. Rocky. His stand up special American Boy is streaming now on Netflix. Please welcome Marcelo Hernet.

[Announcer]

Come on, bud. Marcelo, come on. Welcome back. Thank you. That's right.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Thank you very much for coming back. You look fantastic.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Thank you, James.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Marcelo, you always. You always bring champagne for us.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

I do. It's a big deal. This is a big show, isn't it? This show that he has.

[Jimmy Fallon]

If this was a sayers.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

So this is my third time doing your show on my own. So this says Marcelo and Jimmy. Tonight's show, numero tres.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Ah, it's numero tres. It's a good year. I love innumero Tres.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Yes, yes, you love innumerable.

[Jimmy Fallon]

And you brought your dad with you today.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

My dad is here today. Joaquin. Joaquin. Joaquin. Antonio.

[Announcer]

Joaquin is here.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

Joaquin. Antonio. Boo Woo. You gotta be proud. Yes. Boo Woo. You gotta be proud of this guy here.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yes. Hey, cheers. I want to congratulate you. You on American Boy.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Oh, thank you.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Congratulations on your special buddy.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Thank you for helping. Thank you for helping me with the name.

[Jimmy Fallon]

No. Oh, dude, do you remember that.

[Linus Sebastian]

You.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Were thinking about other names. You weren't sure if that was going to stick, if that was going to be the one, but you did it.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

You were the man, dude.

[Jimmy Fallon]

And I felt it. I knew it was going to be it.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

It's a high pressure decision and you need someone famous to tell you what to do.

[Jimmy Fallon]

We were talking. I'm like, that's the perfect name.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

You were great.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Perfect for you. And here it is in Netflix top five for the last week. You're crushing it. Come on. Kicking butt. That's what I'm talking about. By the way, thank you for coming down. I know you're busy this week because you have a new Saturday Night Live. This Saturday with Finn Wolfhard. Asap. Rocky, come on, bud.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Sick.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Let me tell you've had such a great season. Can we just talk about what you've done this year? The Sebastian Maniscalco bit, It's one of the best bits. It was so good.

[Announcer]

Look at you.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Oh, my gosh. Can you break it down for us a bit? What is the key to a Sebastian Maniscalco impression?

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Well, Sebastian, if you want to do Sebastian, right, you have to always be exhaling while you're talking. And everything is a question, you know? So if someone's like, if he's ordering fast food, I feel like it'd Be something like I like. Like a number one. What does it have? Pick. I don't like the bingo. I feel he's a perfect guy to, like, channel if you're ever in, like, an inconvenient situation. Like, if, like, a cop were to pull me over today and he's like, do you have any idea how fast you were going? I feel like Sebastian would be like, I'm just doing my best. I'm just doing what I can do.

[Jimmy Fallon]

So good. Gosh, he's funny, man. He was a great job. How's your mom doing? You know, I love your mom.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

My mom is fantastic.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Good. Tell her. Say hi.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

I will tell her you say hi. She's the best. My stepdad's probably watching this too, and he keeps her safe. So shout out to Jose for keeping her safe. Yeah, but no, she's very supportive of your career, though. She's always been supportive. That's a lie. But she's the best, dude. We're always super close. I just always did whatever she said. I talk about it in the special. Everybody in my life told me that I have add, and then I told her that I have add, and she said no. So I don't have add. How about that? Wow.

[Announcer]

Oh, my God.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Wow.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

She's.

[Jimmy Fallon]

That always.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

She always. Listen to mom, whatever she says.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Do you have ADD.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Per chance? No, I think I do have it, but I never got the pills. And, you know, one year I went to summer school for pre algebra, and there was a kid in the summer school that his mom let him have add, and. And he. He gave me some of the pills right before a math test for the pre algebra in summer school. And I didn't study for the test, but I took the pills because I was like, what could go wrong? And I took the pills, and I did the. Do the test. It. It all seemed. It all made sense to me. The numbers started to talk to me, James. And I understood everything in the test. I was having the time of my life. I'm like, it's this. It was one of those tests with complicated answers, like, 0.7999-9799.

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Linus Sebastian]

Ooh.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

So I'm doing that. I'm having the time of my life. I finished the test in 20 minutes before anybody. I turn it in. The guy's like, are you sure? I go, am I sure? I turn it in. I give him the test. He goes, I'll just grade it right now. I go, great. Do whatever you want. What do you want? So he grades the test, and he Gave it to me before we left. And I got a zero.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Congratulations.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

I didn't. I didn't even write my name. You got 10 points. You get 10 points for writing your name. I didn't write my name.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Congrats again on the special American Boy. Marcel, this is a big deal, bud. And you know I like to. I love all the bits and I'll go into it. You're doing some tonight.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Yes.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Which is very cool of you performing live. Stand up tonight for us.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Thank you.

[Jason Momoa]

Yes.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Come on. That's the real deal.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Come on.

[Jimmy Fallon]

But when you special begins, you walk out. Every comedian has a walkout song. And you walk out to Bad Bunny, who? Come on. That's my dude. And I love that. And I love him. Was that always. Was that always your walkout song?

[Marcelo Hernandez]

I've been walking out to that song for probably some years now, probably since it came out. I think it's the right beats per minute. You know, there's a certain beats per minute that everyone dances to. It gets the white people going. You know, they start to shake a little bit.

[Announcer]

Marcelo Hernandez, everybody. SNL is all new this Saturday with host Finn Wolfhard, musical guest asap. Rocky. His stand up special American Boy is streaming now on Netflix. More Tonight show when we come back, everybody. Our next guest is a tech expert.

[Jimmy Fallon]

And the creator of the popular YouTube channel Linus Tech Tips, which has over 16 million subscribers. We love them. Please welcome back Linus Sebastian. Linus, welcome back to the show. You were at CES last week, and now you're here. You have one of the most popular YouTube channels out there. You have all sorts of products, and the future, I think, of technology and electronics are probably in your backpack right there.

[Linus Sebastian]

You better believe it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah. Thank you for bringing the backpack back.

[Linus Sebastian]

CES was great this year.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Okay.

[Linus Sebastian]

If I had to pick, like, a theme of the show, it would have been half baked AI in half baked humanoid robots. Like, they do everything. You guys, they're mixing drinks, they're folding your laundry. They don't do any of it. Well.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Okay.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

All right.

[Jimmy Fallon]

But it's almost there.

[Linus Sebastian]

So the bad news is they're definitely coming for our jobs. But the good news is probably none of us are gonna be alive to see it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Oh, okay. They're not even close.

[Linus Sebastian]

Not even close.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Okay, Perfect. All right. I like that. All right. What'd you got?

[Linus Sebastian]

Wait, do you like music?

[Jimmy Fallon]

I love music. Yeah.

[Linus Sebastian]

You like candy?

[Jason Momoa]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

What's going on?

[Linus Sebastian]

Okay, that's where the lollipop star comes in. This is the tasty candy Treat that you can listen to.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Talk to me. Explain this to me. What do you mean you put it.

[Linus Sebastian]

In your mouth and you hear music? This. This is their. This is.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yes, yes, yes. That's the slogan.

[Linus Sebastian]

It's really easy to use. I'm gonna be really careful. I'm not gonna touch the end because you're gonna need this. You just pull this out, hold this button for three seconds, and I'm gonna give you some instructions that you've probably never heard and are never gonna hear again. Put it in your mouth, and then it's okay to put it against your teeth. You can even bite down on it a little.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Just cover your eyes. Just cover your eyes.

[Linus Sebastian]

Oh, I brought one for you, too.

[Jason Momoa]

Okay.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, you get the same. You get to suck on one, too. You get to suck on one, too, bud.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

I wish you all the best in your career, but I have a problem with the stuff that you have been saying today.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Preston, hold it for three seconds. Mine's.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Is it supposed to be blinking?

[Linus Sebastian]

Yes.

[Jimmy Fallon]

All right, ready? Cheers.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Bite down.

[Linus Sebastian]

Bite down.

[Jimmy Fallon]

What in the world?

[Announcer]

Oh, man.

[Linus Sebastian]

Dude. Okay.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Are you doing it, too? Are you biting on it?

[Jason Momoa]

Bite it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Bite on it. Treat.

[Jason Momoa]

Wow.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It tastes good, too. That's bizarre.

[Linus Sebastian]

Okay, so you take it out of your mouth. You can't hear it? No, it uses bone conduction technology.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Bone what?

[Linus Sebastian]

Bone conduction. Just.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Just. Just keep it in your mouth for the sake.

[Announcer]

That's how you hear the song. That's how you hear the song.

[Jimmy Fallon]

That's how you hear the song. Did you tell me so you won't.

[Linus Sebastian]

Be able to hear it?

[Jason Momoa]

No.

[Linus Sebastian]

See, normally, sound is vibrations in the air. They hit our eardrum and then they get transferred to our inner ear, to the bones in there. With bone conduction technology, you just put a very minor vibration up against your bones, and it takes it straight to the inner ear.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Ok, that's great.

[Linus Sebastian]

I also brought these. These are the TDM Neo headphones. The TDM Neos are the world's first headphones that transform instantly.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Oh, okay.

[Linus Sebastian]

Into a Bluetooth speaker.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Okay.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Dude, that's kind of major.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

That one makes sense. And there's nothing wrong with that. Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Thank you. Thank you, dude, that's cool. That's fantastic. That's a genius idea.

[Linus Sebastian]

They work just like a regular Bluetooth speaker. You got your controls, you got your charging port, but it's that easy. Go ahead, put them on. I bet you could do it without me even showing you how to do it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yep.

[Linus Sebastian]

There's your music.

[Jason Momoa]

Yep.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Definitely.

[Linus Sebastian]

If you want to Join the party.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

It's the other way.

[Linus Sebastian]

Okay. So close. So close. There you go. And there's magnets, so it'll stay in that mode.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Dude, that's kind of legendary. That's fantastic.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Is this your favorite one so far?

[Jimmy Fallon]

That one works. That one works.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

This works.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Line is great. Love it. Love that. Thank you, my friend. That's cool.

[Linus Sebastian]

So last time I was here, you really loved the laptop I brought with the expanding screen.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It was insane.

[Linus Sebastian]

Yeah. So this year, I brought you a laptop.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah. Wow. All right, buddy. Well, I don't know if this shrooms are kicking in now or if that's everything. Okay. But what makes this one special besides the glowing, beautiful, colorful rainbow keyboard?

[Linus Sebastian]

Well, see, the problem with that one was that when we expanded the screen, it went up like this.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Correct.

[Linus Sebastian]

Which was cool. Very exciting. But our field of vision is not really like this. It's more narrow here, and it's more like this. So if we want the ultimate in immersion. Right. Whether it's for gaming or whether it's for movies. Classic.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

I can tell it wants to do it.

[Jimmy Fallon]

You can't. This happens to a lot of laptops. Okay. Don't take this personally.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Yes.

[Jimmy Fallon]

It's the first time.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

No, it's in front of people and stuff.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Not a shower.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Definitely not a grower.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

You know, there's medicine for this.

[Linus Sebastian]

It expands all the way from 16 inches.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yes.

[Linus Sebastian]

Wider. To 21 and a half inches.

[Michael Fitzpatrick]

Wow.

[Linus Sebastian]

A very average expansion.

[Jimmy Fallon]

And just. And it'll just grow. Grow six inches.

[Linus Sebastian]

Yeah, it just gets wider.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Don't be nasty, man.

[Announcer]

Sorry.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Look nasty. Let's put this away. Let's put this way.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

This guy did a nice thing. He came here to show us his thing.

[Jimmy Fallon]

No, not his thing.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Oh, sorry.

[Linus Sebastian]

This is the LTT screwdriver. Ah. Convenient bit storage in the handle.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yes.

[Linus Sebastian]

Smooth, satisfying ratchet.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Yes.

[Linus Sebastian]

And now available in our Prismagic retro tech inspired translucent colors.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Are you making screwdrivers now?

[Linus Sebastian]

Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon]

I know you brought us more than just a screwdriver. What did you.

[Linus Sebastian]

Oh, I did. Okay. All right. This is actually the best one. This is the most exciting part. Okay. We all like Robot Vacation, right? They're convenient.

[Jimmy Fallon]

All right, we like this.

[Linus Sebastian]

They help us clean our floor, but there we go. They've all got one fundamental problem.

[Jimmy Fallon]

What's that?

[Linus Sebastian]

They're boring.

[Jimmy Fallon]

But not this one. Not this one.

[Linus Sebastian]

This Jimmy here on the Tonight Show.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Wow.

[Linus Sebastian]

Is the world's first dancing robot vacuum. I know better than to bring a dancing vacuum onto the Tonight Show.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Oh, wait, it's hopping.

[Linus Sebastian]

It's got a way more important trick. I would say that the robot vacuum's nemesis is the stair. You might have noticed we upgraded your studio for you.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Yeah, thank you very much. I barely noticed that.

[Linus Sebastian]

You're welcome.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Well, wait, so this one can. No. Oh, yeah.

[Linus Sebastian]

Normal robot vacuums, they can't clean them. They can't climb them.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Oh, my God.

[Linus Sebastian]

This right here is the future.

[Announcer]

Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy. Oh, yeah. Come on, bud. You got this. Come on, bud.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Dude, you always do it. Thank you for bringing us the coolest stuff ever, Marcel.

[Announcer]

Linus Sebastian, everybody. For more tech news and tips, check out his channel, Linus tech tips on YouTube. Marcelo Hernandez is performing stand up after the break. Stick around, everybody.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Look at that.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Our next guest comedy special, American Boy, is streaming now on Netflix. Please welcome the very funny Marcelo Hernandez.

[Announcer]

Hello.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Hello, everyone. I'm happy to be here. If you don't know. I grew up in Miami in a house full of women. It was. It was my mom and my sister. And then in high school, my mom's best friend and her daughter moved into my house. So it was me and four women. And when that happens to you, you have no choice but to become a woman. At school, I was a man. But then I would come home and my sister would be like, I met someone. And I'd be like, show me a picture. Just one of the girls. When you grow up with women in your house, you learn a lot very fast. I have seen too much. A woman getting ready to leave the house is one of the most violent scenes I have ever witnessed in my entire life. The bathroom of a woman that's getting ready to leave the house is not a bathroom anymore. That is. Is Dexter's laboratory. There's electricity and water at the same time. It is hot in there. It is so hot in there, and it's dangerous. There's sharp stuff. It's on fire in there. It feels like the restaurant kitchen. You know, if you walk in there, you have to say something. You have to go, I'm in the corner. I'm corner. I'm behind you. I'm behind you. It's dangerous in there, okay? And they're doing their makeup, and it's not peaceful. It's not like, no, she has a pencil, and she's putting it in her eye. And her eye starts to cry, and she's a savage. She goes. And then she goes deeper with the pencil. The eye is rejecting the pencil. If the eye could talk, the eye would say, please, mama, no more pencil. But she goes deeper. And if she makes a mistake, she.

[Announcer]

Goes, I have to start again.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

Like that. Violent. The clothes that women wear to leave the house is some of the most dangerous equipment I have ever seen. It's insane, and you don't even realize it as a man. You go to a club and you see a beautiful woman, and you're like, wow, that's a nice shirt. That's not a shirt, Papa. That thing clips, okay? You have no idea that it clips, right? You thought she put her shirt on like this. She put it on like this. She had to jump, probably. They go through a lot. The appointments that women go to are all violent. I've been to every appointment because I had a single mom and I didn't behave good. But to all of them, every woman has a mustache. Did you know that? They all have a mustache. They get it before us, and they get it taken care of in the most violent way possible. They go to us a lot, and they go, I have a mustache. And then the lady goes, how would you like me to take care of that? And then the woman is like, oh, I don't know. I think I would like it if you could maybe rip it off my face. And they pay a little woman with big forearms to go, everything they do is fine. The hair is violent. They go to a salon to do their hair. It costs $450 to cut two hairs. They light their hair on fire. They put chemicals in their hair. They put their hair in aluminum foil like their hair is food. And then they tell her, they go, go sit in the microwave. And she does. She sits in the microwave and she gets her head cooked in there. And Lord knows how much radiation goes into their brain. And that's why women are a little bit different, you know? That's why they ask crazy questions, you know, If a woman wants to know if you love her, she goes, if I was a donkey, you were a lizard, do you think we could still be together? You're like, what? And she goes, if I was a donkey, did I stutter when I asked the question? Women ask crazy questions. Women ask questions you can't believe. Women will be like, if I was a white T shirt on a rack full of white T shirts, and they all looked the same. Could you find me? Probably not. The Brazilian wax. There's nothing Brazilian about this. They put the word Brazil there so that you think it's a tropical experience, but it is not. I have been there in my soccer cleats. They grab your mom and they throw her on a surgical table. And then a little goblin comes through some curtains, and she goes. And she puts honey and duct tape on your mom. And she goes, I'm gonna count to three, okay?

[Announcer]

One, two.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

And then she holds it up like the head of a soldier that she just killed. Then she looks at your mom and she goes. It has been a long time. And when they rip it off, women do not scream and they do not cry. They are too hardcore to do something so weak. They rip it off. And they just talk. They rip it off. And then she goes, My son is in the third grade. Thank you guys so much. Please watch it. Thank you.

[Announcer]

That's how you do it. Come on. That's what I'm talking about. Marcelo Hernandez. That's great. His Santa special, American Boy, is available right now on Netflix. We'll be right back, everybody. Duke, rip it off.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

2 for 10.

[Announcer]

21. My thanks to Jason Momoa, Linus Sebastian, Marcelo Hernandez once again, and the Roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Good night, everybody. Thank get involved Got to get involved get, get, get involved get into it. Get involved and you said New York.

[Marcelo Hernandez]

City Just let know the best has.

[Announcer]

Risen as working Mr. Dynamite. Get involved Better get involved get, get.

[Jimmy Fallon]

Get involved thanks for listening to the Tonight show starring Jimmy Fallon. Don't forget to subscribe to get the latest episodes weekday mornings, wherever you get your podcasts. Watch the Tonight show starring Jimmy Fallon weeknights on NBC and streaming on Peacock.