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The Two Pints Podcast!
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For almost the whole decade of “the noughties”, Will Mellor and Ralf Little defined the voice of a generation in the hit BBC show Two Pints of Lager & a Packet of Crisps”
A decade later the boys reunited and launched The Two Pints podcast in May 2020, which is now into its fifth series. Enjoying the kind of banter that only true friends can have, Will and Ralf chat sh*t to each other, to fellow celebs and to guests with fascinating stories to tell...all over two pints, (or sometimes a cup of tea).
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Freebies, Farts and Fifty
1w ago00:42:34Tap to summarizeWill recently turned 50 - he hasn't mentioned it much - so it was only fair to let him wang on about the party he had…..and all the freebies he blagged! Plus Ralf the fashion icon, poo bags, romantic nights out in Asda, the problem with learning lines and do we both need a ‘wind sock’ for our balls?We are partnering with Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Home Scheme and for the chance to win free beer for a year please visit https://www.greeneking.co.uk/home-at-your-localGot a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →Flat Arse and Tiny Lips: A Swift Half
2w ago00:12:01Tap to summarizeWhaeeeeey….it’s Friday so it’s time for a ’Swift Half’ and that means more of your listener questions. On this episode we actually managed to get through more than one question including…..a very problematic ‘Would you Rather?, Darts Songs and the perfect age. We are partnering with Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Home Scheme and for the chance to win free beer for a year please visit https://www.greeneking.co.uk/home-at-your-localGot a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →Prenups, Parking and Poo.
2w ago00:35:07Tap to summarizeWe’re back in the pub where we bump into our future selves (it’s a long story and certainly confused Will - which isn’t hard) to chat Celebrity Prenups, parking problems, unprofessional behaviour on stage and excessive force when pooing! So just the usual stuff you’d discuss while having a couple of pints! We are partnering with Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Home Scheme and for the chance to win free beer for a year please visit https://www.greeneking.co.uk/home-at-your-localGot a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →On screen, dangling around: A Swift Half.
3w ago00:12:31Tap to summarizeA Swift Half in the pub for a Friday. This week more of your listener questions - although being really honest we only got through one question before we went off on one and somehow ended up discussing full frontal nudity, intimacy co-ordinators and stunt doubles. We are partnering with Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Home Scheme and for the chance to win free beer for a year please visit https://www.greeneking.co.uk/home-at-your-localGot a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →Back Home in the Pub.
3w ago00:51:30Tap to summarizeWe’re back and in our second home…the Pub! Ralf is on Tour so Will headed to Cheltenham to meet him for 2 Pints and the usual mix of chat, banter and complete bollocks. This week….Will gives his ‘one sentence review’ of Ralf’s play, Pub Facts, Life after 50, Nicknames, Will the DJ and Eye Bags. Plus what caused a lot of listeners / viewers to get upset and have go???!This episode is sponsored by Greene King Pubs. To learn more about the Greene King Pubs Second Home Scheme and for the chance to win free beer for a year please visit https://www.greeneking.co.uk/home-at-your-localGot a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →A Massive Surprise for Will - Bonus Episode Part 3
Mar 2000:16:51Tap to summarizePart 3 of our very special bonus Pod featuring Will's wife Michelle. In this episode the big questions…'What’s the best gift they’ve given each other?’, ’Who’s the best driver?’, ‘Who snores the loudest?’ and ‘What’s the secret to a happy marriage?'We’re now going on a short break as Ralf is off on Tour around the country with ’The Spy Who Came in from The Cold’ - details below - but we’ll be back soon!https://spyonstage.com/W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →A Massive Surprise for Will - Bonus Episode Part 2
Mar 1800:14:35Tap to summarizePart 2 of our very special bonus Pod featuring Will's wife Michelle. On this episode they discuss their best qualities, who wears the trousers, who is the vainest and Celebrity crushes.Part 3 coming on Friday.Enjoy!Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →A Massive Surprise for Will - Bonus Episode Part 1
Mar 1600:14:05Tap to summarizeA very, very special Bonus Podcast this week which you won’t want to miss. Ralf has a massive surprise for Will….hopefully he won’t be too freaked out about it! Apologies for Ralf’s shonky microphone - it’s a long story - but it will all make sense when you listen or watch. Parts 2 and 3 coming later in the week.Enjoy!Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →Sex Songs - A Swift Half
Mar 1300:15:55Tap to summarizeA little 'Swift Half’ on a Friday for you and time for more of your questions. This week we cover Fat Gaz, Welsh Pronunciations, Strange Deliveries, Our Younger Lives and…..what’s the best song to have sex to?Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →Sporting Bloopers - 'What Will William Tell?'
Mar 1100:14:58Tap to summarizeA bit of a different ‘What Will William Tell?’ this week as Will delves into the hilarious world of sporting double entendres. Got a question or want to get in contact - 2pintswithwillandralf@gmail.comPodcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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