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Andrew Tuck
This week we embark on a quirky journey in Linz, Austria's cultural hub on the Danube River. A trip on the Grossen Bahn, or Grosso Train, which resembles an amusement park. Ghost train, is a classic tourist attraction in Austria, but in Linz, this version of the classic ride takes you through a piece of history at one of the city's former fortification towers. You're listening to Tall Stories, a monocle production brought to you by the team behind the Urbanist. I'm Andrew Tuck. In this episode, Alexey Korolyov takes us on a ride on Linz's Grotenbahn.
Narrator/Documentary Voice
The little train has the head and tail of a dragon, and as it circles past displays of dwarves and stuffed animals, its gaping mouth emits artificial smoke and its eyes glow a bright red. It's the stuff of fairy tales or nightmares. There aren't many academic papers on Austrian Gottenbannen or grotto trains, but those that do exist link them to the emergence of the horror genre in fiction and film. It is no coincidence, says one, that the earliest rides roughly coincide with one of the first horror films, the House of the Devil, by the French director Georges Milies. But there's also a link to Sigmund Freud in what he called Das Unheimliche, literally, a feeling of not being at home, a sense of unease and disquiet. I mean, there is obviously quite a big element of creepy to it, but
Katharina
I think that's a very maybe Austrian thing. Yeah, I think that makes it more interesting. And it has a very homely feeling for me.
Narrator/Documentary Voice
The creepiness.
Katharina
The creepiness. But, yeah, I enjoy that. Yeah.
Narrator/Documentary Voice
The Grotenbannen Linz opened in 1906. Unlike other Grotto trains, including several in Vienna, of which only one remains the this one is almost true to its name. While not in a real cave, it comes close, housed as it is in a fortification tower on a hill above the city. And as such, it's become one of Linz's strange Landmarks. Katharina came here often as a child and keeps returning, drawn back by memory.
Katharina
I think it's a very nostalgic place. It's very cute, artsy, nice figurines and very tied to Linz. It has very strong Linz feeling to it.
Narrator/Documentary Voice
Others come to indulge their inner child.
Noel or David
We have a team event today and we thought we would do something for inner kid. So just have fun and have a great time. And we chose to go here to remind us of the little things and enjoy the ride. Yeah, and I think it's also a must do for everybody because it's just so much fun. It is supposed to be for kids, but why not do it when you're older, right?
Narrator/Documentary Voice
Noel and David are from the uk. Lintz is one of the stops on their Danube cruise and they were specifically told to visit here. Very enjoyable. Seriously. Very, very good. I thought very well laid out trying to work out what each one was saying. Yeah, but I mean, some of them are really properly creepy, right? Oh, yeah. With the snakes in particular. In January 1945, the Grotenbaum was damaged by a bomb. But despite the economic hardship that followed the end of the war, a decision was made made to rebuild it. And since reopening in 1948, it has remained largely unchanged, as Gotten Ban head Barbara Kaisanzengen explains. The Dragon Train, the Dwarves, the lights are all in their original condition, cleaned every now and then, but otherwise left untouched. Her favorite display, she says, is the Dwarves kitchen, followed by that of the Dwarf King seated in an alcove of stalactites. One floor below. Linz's medieval central square is recreated at a scale of 1 to 7. Its side streets contain fairy tale scenes, while papier mache heads peer out from the windows. It's all very uncanny, unheimlich, and yet both children and adults seem to like it. Patrick, who has visited at both ages, is especially fond of the oversized insects. It's like from the David Cronenberg movie the Naked Lunch. One of the bugs was attacking a dwarf. Yeah. I'm wondering that small kids from nowadays so impressed by it. As humans, we're naturally drawn to and unsettled by the strange. Though of course, what feels strange differs from person to person. But it's no surprise that for all their kitsch, amusement rides endure and that the Gotten Bun in Linz has been going for an impressive 120 years.
Andrew Tuck
Tall Stories is a monocle production from the team behind the Urbanist. This episode was written and edited by Alexei Korolyov and produced by David Stevens. Be sure to subscribe to the podcast to receive new episodes every week. I'm Andrew Tuck. Goodbye and thank you for listening. City Lovers.
Date: April 20, 2026
Host: Andrew Tuck
Producer/Writer: Alexei Korolyov
Featured Visitors: Katharina, Noel & David, Barbara Kaisanzengen, Patrick
This episode of Monocle’s “Tall Stories” series offers a whimsical, nuanced deep-dive into the Grottenbahn in Linz, Austria—a century-old, dreamlike "grotto train" ride that weaves nostalgia, folklore, and urban memory. Using voices from locals and visitors, the episode explores not just the Grottenbahn’s quirky charm, but its unique blend of kitsch, history, and psychological unease that makes it both an enduring children’s classic and a fascinating urban artifact.
[00:51] Andrew Tuck introduces the episode:
[01:36] Descriptive Introduction:
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"It's the stuff of fairy tales or nightmares. There aren't many academic papers on Austrian Gottenbannen or grotto trains, but those that do exist link them to the emergence of the horror genre in fiction and film." – Narrator/Documentary Voice [01:36]
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"It is no coincidence, says one, that the earliest rides roughly coincide with one of the first horror films, the House of the Devil, by the French director Georges Méliès." – Narrator/Documentary Voice [01:49]
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"I think that's a very maybe Austrian thing. Yeah, I think that makes it more interesting. And it has a very homely feeling for me." – Katharina [02:25]
[02:41] Historical Context:
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"It has very strong Linz feeling to it." – Katharina [03:08]
[03:22] For All Ages:
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"We have a team event today and we thought we would do something for inner kid. ... And we chose to go here to remind us of the little things and enjoy the ride." – Noel or David [03:24]
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"It is supposed to be for kids, but why not do it when you're older, right?" – Noel or David [03:36]
[04:07] Wartime & Preservation:
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"The Dragon Train, the Dwarves, the lights are all in their original condition, cleaned every now and then, but otherwise left untouched." – Barbara Kaisanzengen (Grottenbahn head) [04:36]
[05:04] Strange Yet Lovable:
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"It's all very uncanny, unheimlich, and yet both children and adults seem to like it." – Narrator/Documentary Voice [05:04]
[05:17] Pop Culture Parallels:
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"It's like from the David Cronenberg movie the Naked Lunch. One of the bugs was attacking a dwarf." – Patrick [05:17]
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"As humans, we're naturally drawn to and unsettled by the strange. Though of course, what feels strange differs from person to person." – Narrator/Documentary Voice [05:32]
The episode blends a documentary’s observational narrative with lively, personal testimonials. There’s a consistent sense of wonder, tinged with humor and a subtle acknowledgement of the Grottenbahn's eerie, outsider art appeal. The guests’ affection and the narrator’s intelligence frame the ride as both a beloved relic and a fascinating urban “other”.
Tall Stories 505 artfully layers the history and charm of Linz’s Grottenbahn with psychological nuance, highlighting its ongoing pull on both locals and tourists. The ride’s passion for the peculiar, its commitment to preservation, and its place in both folklore and the city’s identity all shine through. Listeners are left with a vivid sense of why this kitschy, uncanny space has enchanted city-dwellers and visitors for over a century—and why urban oddities like this are key to a city’s cultural soul.