Viktor Wilt kicked off the week by confirming that he had absolutely no idea who won the Super Bowl because the entire internet was only talking about Kendrick Lamar dissing Drake during the halftime show. He marveled at the fact that beef in music still exists, unlike in rock where everyone just passively aggressively subtweets each other. Meanwhile, he refused to give free advertising to Super Bowl commercials but made an exception for the one where Seal’s face was slapped onto an actual seal—because, well, that’s just art.

In the realm of absurd advice, Viktor explored the most out-of-touch things people have said, like “just buy the house you’re renting” and “check if you have extra money laying around.” He confirmed that, sadly, no surprise stacks of hundreds had appeared in his couch cushions. He also reaffirmed his dedication to unnecessary home improvements, like installing blackout curtains that transformed his living room into a movie theater/prison cell where he dozed off mid-film like a true dad. Speaking of dads, he shared that his daughter finally beat GTA V and was now experiencing the post-game existential crisis. Naturally, he urged her to play Red Dead Redemption next, fully knowing it would emotionally wreck her. Meanwhile, he reflected on the fact that men are kind of dumb when it comes to skincare, realizing he should probably stop resembling a dehydrated lizard.

Things escalated with news of a woman stabbing her fiancé over a wedding venue dispute (romantic!), a Florida man who tried to outrun police horses (he failed, obviously), and a helium party trick gone fatally wrong (don’t do it, people!). Also, an enraged Canadian yeeted a year-round Santa decoration over a fence, proving that holiday rage knows no bounds. To round things out, Viktor debated the potential return of skinny jeans, mourned the lack of metal bands at the Super Bowl, and tried to process the fact that Sleep Token got a shout-out on national television—yet radio still refuses to play them.

0:00 - Superbowl recap / Kendrick Lamar smashes Drake during the halftime show
4:08 - Some people are really out of touch
8:43 - The internet is not impressed with the Superbowl commercials
10:56 - The quality entertainment that I watched over the weekend
14:55 - Proud Dad moment as my daughter just beat GTA 5
18:00 - If you need advice about women, get it from women, not manfluencers
24:14 - Woman stabs boyfriend over wedding venue dispute, teens shoot fireworks at other driver, don't breathe in helium
27:50 - Skinny jeans are making a comeback, Superbowl chatter
36:20 - Cop on horse chases man down
37:26 - Santa statue in Winnipeg chucked over fence in anger
40:08 - Be careful when attempting to woo your friend's sister
42:17 - Stop telling people to "get out" of Idaho

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