This episode of Traffic School was a hilarious ride, full of unexpected twists and turns—kind of like a poorly cleared icy road! Right out of the gate, Lieutenant Crain accused Viktor of using a tiny kid’s chair because Peaches broke his again. The mental image of him barely peeking over the desk had us cracking up!

From there, we dove into some classic prankster talk, including Peaches's truly diabolical (and likely illegal) idea of dropping anonymous Valentine’s cards into people's mailboxes just to stir up some relationship chaos. The legal expert in the room quickly shut that down, but not before we all imagined the sheer number of breakups it could cause.

The callers were on fire too—one asked for the best "one-night-in-jail" crime for a bucket list experience (turns out, misdemeanors are the way to go), and another wanted to know if it's ever okay to run a red light when you're stuck in the endless cycle of a diverging diamond intersection. Spoiler alert: No, but also, maybe. Just check where you're stopped first!

Then there was the ever-popular debate about why cops get to use their computers while driving, which led to a fantastic explanation: "They pay us to be distracted drivers!" That one’s sure to go over well in traffic court. And, of course, we wrapped up with a discussion about creepy small towns, old-school snowmobile racing, and the time Crain nearly ran someone off the road because he was too busy rewinding his cassette tape of Mony Mony.

All in all, another wild and hilarious episode that somehow managed to mix legal advice, chaos, and vintage racing all in one.

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