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Okay, so you don't know the cheesesteak story. All right, So I went to that community college, Catonsville Community College, where I was all juco. And the only time I've ever taken a night class in my life was an astronomy class taught by this ex veteran who was from West Virginia and could not hear on his. I believe it was his right side. He would tell us if we talked to him, he gotta come over here and yell loud. This is 92, and it's a night class. So he tells us, gentlemen, if you're walking that direction, walk ladies to their cars. Gentlemen, walk in this direction, please. Make sure everybody gets safe to their car. I'm going this way. This lady asks if I'll walk. Or I say, sure. This is a big lady we're talking about. Like, I mean, I'm 5 10. She's probably 61 2. She's big. And I walk her. And then, you know, next week comes, she wants me to walk her again. And I'm like, next week comes, wants me to walk her again. So I stopped parking over there. I start parking over here. Now I'm not walking that way anymore. Now she doesn't know which way I'm parking, but she's trying to guess. And because we. It's the 90s and we don't have cell phones and shit, we all have to exchange phone numbers to work in our groups together. So now she's got my phone number, and she starts calling the house and she starts telling me that she has feelings for me. This is out of nowhere. She has feelings for me. She's married. She's. I not. Doesn't have a baby up. But she has a Spanish nanny who she insists doesn't understand English and she's telling me all kinds of shit that she wants to do to me. And I'm like, look, you're. You're a married lady. I'm not interested. And she owns. She and her husband own a restaurant in College Park, Maryland, which will come into play later, which is where University of Maryland is. Okay. It's not far, but it isn't close. So she's commuting to do this night class for whatever reason. I guess it's something that will carry over to her credits in Maryland. And she's going for like FBI like, which also makes me nervous that you're calling my house. My grandmother's alive at this time during all this. This lady just starts putting on the full court press. She's calling every day. She's not listening. This is only like a once or twice a week class. And at the time, a girl I know, just friends wise, we hung out together and she's on the soccer team. And I said, I'm telling all this, I'm playing soft, telling everybody like, nah, nah. I'm like, yeah, man, I'm telling you. So she's like, I want to see it. It was a, you know, the planetarium room, you know what I mean? Stadium seating. We go outside. We had everything in here. It was nice, actually. So I said, do me a favor, just put something you think is cute on. We'll intentionally go late to class and she'll see me with you. She'll think I have a girlfriend. She's married. This will be over because I want this to be over. So we come in five minutes late and at this point now she starts bringing me cheesesteaks. Okay? She's brought like two of them so far. And I gotta tell you, they're fucking great cheesesteaks. It's a great. But it's from her restaurant that she owns with her fucking husband. Great cheesesteak. So my friend comes with me, we come in late and. And immediately I look over, I see her in the seats and she's already on red, pissed, pissed. And I'm like, oh, no. So intentionally we walk and instead of. I sit behind her in the row behind her. She's right here in front of me. My friend's right here. And this woman stands up, cursed, and she turns around in the middle of fucking class. And this bitch launches a fogging foot long cheese steak into my chest. I mean, God hits, it's wrapped up, but she fudgeing. She's standing, you know, we're in she's standing, she fudgeing throws this thing right in my chest and it hits me. Oh my God. And my friend's like, Jesus Christ. And she's like, you're a fucking asshole and all this. And she starts storming. Everyone is wondering what the going on. So I tell the teacher, I'm like, listen man, this what the going on? He's like, okay, all right. So I got to tell him on this side. So it starts getting weirder. My now she's calling and bothering my grandmother and, and I'm telling her, hey, listen, you got to knock it off. Not interested in you. I. I don't care about your cheese steaks. You got to leave me to alone. So one night, my buddy, you met him, Chris Sheeler, he goes out with me, we're drinking one night in the city. It's on a weekend because I'm working at ups. Shout out to ups. Bomber up on my one driving. And I'm telling him about it and he's like, nah. Because he goes there. I'm like, sheila, I'm telling you man, this chick is crazy. And she's calling the house, bothering my grandmother, telling me she wants to have an affair with me. She's married, cheesesteaks thrown in class. The girls soccer team knows. We're laying in that little tiny room I showed you on 1111 where I had to turn in sideways. I'm in the bed, he's on the floor where you got to walk in sideways. And it's like summer. And I see headlights go across the wall. It's like 2:30, 3:00 clock in the morning. We just get back from drinking and shit and we're talking about that woman at the time. You saw the cars on that street. And we look out the window and there she is and she's putting a note on my car. And he's like, oh my God, there she is. I could do it. I fucking told you. So I'm like, go get the note. He's like, I'm not going to get the note. I'm like, run out there and get that fudgeing note. Because we're scared she's going to turn around and come back and see me. So we go get the note. I don't remember what the note says. It's more of the I love you, you know, want to fuck you stuff. And then I tell her, all right, that's fucking it. I tell the teacher and he says something to her and it gets squashed. And then one day my brother's home with me. It's just the two of us @ my grandmother's house. And I see her outside. It's like three o' clock in the afternoon. It's broad daylight. I'm like, oh my God, this fucking crazy bitch is here again. So I run, I run, I get in the basement, I tell my brother, you tell her I'm not here. You fucking get rid of her. And I'm in the basement and there's like a minute of conversation, you know, Charlie Brown's teacher, Shit. I'm like, what the fuck? And then it goes silent, dead silent. And I don't hear anything. And I wait for like a good five minutes. And I come upstairs and my brother is sitting at the kitchen table eating that cheesesteak. Doesn't ever tell me. She leaves nothing. I go, what the are you doing? He's like, it's a great cheesesteak. And I was like, yeah, I told you, but that one might be poisoned, you dumbass. And then that was it. That was the end of her. She fucking stopped once the teacher put an end to it. But she was straight up stalking me and coming to my home. Found out like, she's FBI. I didn't ever give anyone my address. She knew where we fucking lived, everything. She was wild. Yeah, that was me being stalked and had a full on cheesesteak thrown in my chest in class, in front of everybody. That show be so viral today. So that's just a little, you know, few years, honestly of my life. And what I'm really excited for is, and I can say it here, the first episodes of the way back beginning in January are going to be the Baltimore Junkyard series episodes. Look, I know I. You guys saw the pictures in June. I'm doing all this shit with my little team myself. So we had to release a special first. We're working on these now, but you'll be getting Baltimore Junkyard series Way Back episodes. The first one will be with both my brothers. Part two will go to Patreon Premium. The next one will be my brother Derek, my twin. Part two of that Patreon Premium, my brother Todd. Then a bunch of other guys who will also be exclusively on the Patreon Premium tier. But you will be getting free Way back Baltimore Junkyard episodes on the regular YouTube as well. All right, so thank you for all your support. I love fucking doing this show. Let's get another 300 of these in. Go watch the special live and alive. Streaming now. All right, you guys are. You're saving it. They tried to kill me and they tried to kill this special and y' all won't let it. Thank you so much. Talk to y' all next week.