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Ryan Sickler
Baltimore I'll be at the HorseShoe Casino Saturday, June 28th. One night only. One show only. If you live in Maryland, Virginia, D.C. delaware, Pennsylvania, West Virginia. I don't care. Get your tickets now. Come down. Pack this show out. I got special guest Justin Schlegel from 98 Rock working with me that night. It's going to be a great show. Get your tickets now. Don't wait. It's the last show of my Live and Alive tour. Go to ryan sickler.com Saturday, June 28 get your tickets. Come see me at the Horseshoe Casino. Hey baby, we're gonna be here all day. We're gonna be here all day, baby. I like this kind of party. Welcome back to the Way Back. Everybody. Ryan Sickler, over here. Look. Thank you again. I start all my shows. Thank you for supporting this show. It means so much to me. This is. It's so fun to sit here and get nostalgic with everybody about their childhood past and fun, embarrassing stuff. And just like how in the Hell, do we even make it through that? And I'm very excited to have this guest back here with me today. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Rosebud Baker. Welcome to the Way Back.
Rosebud Baker
Thank you. So good to be here.
Ryan Sickler
Thank you for being here. Please, before we get into it right there, promote it all, please.
Rosebud Baker
Oh, yeah, you can check out my special on Netflix called the Motherlode and you can check out my road dates on rosebudbaker.com and I'll see you out there.
Ryan Sickler
First of all, go watch Rosebuds. Honeydew. We talked a little bit about your family, just how many of you and things like that. But I always ask people if they ever rode in this seat in facing traffic. And you said you have.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah. So who version of it? Okay, I, I rode in the Volvo one.
Ryan Sickler
What year would you say that Volvo was?
Rosebud Baker
I guess it would have been like 90s. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ryan Sickler
I know exactly what this thing looks like. Square.
Rosebud Baker
Yep.
Ryan Sickler
Box back.
Rosebud Baker
I want one of these cars.
Ryan Sickler
Do you?
Rosebud Baker
I do. I want one of these cars.
Ryan Sickler
I'll bet you there's some grandma that had one that didn't take it anywhere.
Rosebud Baker
They're so cool to me still.
Ryan Sickler
That one, that's a 1990 Volvo.
Rosebud Baker
Yes. And you'd sit in the back and you go like to the people behind.
Ryan Sickler
You go down like that color that's to the left there. Yeah. Like that car right there, that's such.
Rosebud Baker
A cool looking car to me. And I, I still, I'm just.
Ryan Sickler
And who are you back there with? Did you, did you guys fight over that? Because a lot of you. How many sisters total?
Rosebud Baker
No, because it wasn't our car. It was my friend Jenny's. It was my friend Jenny. So it was like, you know, I would go to her house. Yes. I was always like, please can you drop me off at my house so that I don't. You know what I mean? I want to drive with you in the back of the seat because I could really act up back there.
Ryan Sickler
I'm surprised it still existed in, in the 90s. I didn't realize it went that late.
Rosebud Baker
Oh, yeah. With the Volvo, you could do all kinds of. You could be like, you know what I mean? You could just do it back there.
Ryan Sickler
People coming up alongside.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah. Just really going nuts. Just practicing all the stuff you learned in school, you know, like the bad kids taught you. And then, you know, you'd probably, probably get in trouble for it if anybody said anything to your parents. But it's always, you're just looking at like 2, 5 year olds, you know?
Ryan Sickler
Yeah. Like, look at these kids.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
So how many total in your family again? You had a big family unit.
Rosebud Baker
Five kids.
Ryan Sickler
Five. And your parents. So what are you getting around in your day to day vehicle?
Rosebud Baker
It was a. It was a red and black Suburban.
Ryan Sickler
Would that be in the 90s as well?
Rosebud Baker
That would be in the 90s. And the, and the. No, it would have been in the 90s, actually. Yeah, that's what it looked like, this guy. Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
Yeah.
Rosebud Baker
But it had that red stripe down the middle of it.
Ryan Sickler
And you guys all. That's your daytoday. Everybody's going, we're all getting in that thing.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah. There was a while there before the twins were born where we were in the, the, you know, the silver van with the wood siding.
Ryan Sickler
Yeah.
Rosebud Baker
What, with the sliding door panel?
Ryan Sickler
Yeah.
Rosebud Baker
What was that? That one.
Ryan Sickler
That guy.
Rosebud Baker
That one.
Ryan Sickler
Yep.
Rosebud Baker
That was our car. I, I remember that car so well because I, I remember we were on our way to a party.
Ryan Sickler
Can't believe we got it that fast.
Rosebud Baker
My mom got. Yeah, that's incredible. My mom got a gigant nacho cheese. I don't know why we were showing up for a party. Somebody else's party and. Crazy thing to bring to someone else's party. Brought it in the car. I got in, knocked that over. It was. The whole thing was carpeted. You know what I mean? The whole thing was carpeted. So it was just in there. And the whole car smelled like, you know, like just concealed Velveeta for.
Ryan Sickler
Oh, God.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
Cooking in the summer, too.
Rosebud Baker
Absolutely. If you got in that car on a hot day after. If we didn't find a shady spot. Yuck.
Ryan Sickler
This cheese thing.
Rosebud Baker
Yuck.
Ryan Sickler
So this was the four. This was the. For you or three of you. And then the twins.
Rosebud Baker
And then the twins were born. And then we got the. And then we got the Suburban.
Ryan Sickler
So, I mean, I always wonder about this too. Like, especially back then. Everything's expensive when you have a big family, too. So where are you guys going for vacation? And you have a flying family. Are you a driving family?
Rosebud Baker
Never, Never, never. No, my, my dad is. My dad would never do that. He would put us in a car and we would drive. And my dad has this attitude that, like, if we drive, we'll stop and we'll see things along the way, but he never gets out of the car. So we'll get in the car and he'll be like, and over here is Dino Land. You know what I mean? Look at, look at Dino Land. Like, yeah, let's Looks cool. Why don't we hop out? He'd be like, no, let's just. Let's just take. We got to keep pushing. You know, he's just constantly. He gets in the car and then he gets obsessed with the idea of making gains, you know, distance wise. So he couldn't stop. But it was. Yeah, I. I remember that really well. It was a lot of very long car rides and.
Ryan Sickler
Where are you going? You're. You're. You're from Virginia. So where are you guys driving? Where do you.
Rosebud Baker
We would drive to upstate New York. We had a house in upstate New York called Watch island. And it was a real place.
Ryan Sickler
Or is that what you call it?
Rosebud Baker
It's a real place. You got to get a boat to go see it, but.
Ryan Sickler
No way. Really?
Rosebud Baker
Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
Oh, that's awesome.
Rosebud Baker
It was like my family's home that we all shared. Like, you know, my dad and all of his uncles and everybody, like, shared this house. And I looked it up. Yeah, there it is. That's it. That's it. That's it.
Ryan Sickler
That's their house.
Rosebud Baker
One house. This was. This belonged to, like, my great great grandmother.
Ryan Sickler
Oh, my God. Rosebud Baker. Look.
Rosebud Baker
We would go to this haunted every summer and. And I remember being on those docks.
Ryan Sickler
Yeah, I'm seeing a dock here. You got boat slips here. You got docks here. What's that all the way back there?
Rosebud Baker
That was just rocks. That was literally just rocks.
Ryan Sickler
And we would see here.
Rosebud Baker
My dad taught us how to, like, fold an American flag in a respectful way out there. None of us gave a. Yeah. He was like, you have to fold the flag like this.
Ryan Sickler
Quarter to corner.
Rosebud Baker
God damn it. Can't touch the ground.
Ryan Sickler
Yeah.
Rosebud Baker
You know, you gotta break, burn it. It was crazy.
Ryan Sickler
So that's a big house, though. I mean, look at the size.
Rosebud Baker
It was huge. It was.
Ryan Sickler
I'll bet you that was creepy at night.
Rosebud Baker
Oh, my God.
Ryan Sickler
And when you're. There is like, all the family there. Is it just like you guys, all the family.
Rosebud Baker
It was like. It was like my uncles, cousins, my aunts, like family friends. We would bring everybody out there because the whole family shared this and owned it together.
Ryan Sickler
How far offshore is this?
Rosebud Baker
It was not that far. So.
Ryan Sickler
So it's more just a pain in the ass. If you've got something, you get in a little.
Rosebud Baker
We would basically draw. We would drive, I think probably right.
Ryan Sickler
To the right here. Right there to the edge.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah. And then you're on land. But it was like. But we would take a little, like, Boston Whaler.
Ryan Sickler
Yeah.
Rosebud Baker
We'd park and then we'd take a Boston Whaler out and. And then, you know, anytime somebody needed to get groceries or whatever, it was really easy.
Ryan Sickler
That's awesome.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah, it was awesome.
Ryan Sickler
I'll bet.
Rosebud Baker
But it was. I remember the smell of that place. Like, it was like whoever lived here ages ago never left their. Like their scent never left. It just felt so old, really. You know what I mean? Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
It felt like this was a family house forever, like generations.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah. Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
Do you know when this was built? Is this 18 something?
Rosebud Baker
It's online somewhere. It's online somewhere? Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
Take a look. A private island for. Oh, it's for rent in the Thousand Islands?
Rosebud Baker
Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
Does your family still own this and rent it or.
Rosebud Baker
No, no, they sold it.
Ryan Sickler
That's. Oh, man. I'm jealous.
Rosebud Baker
Crazy. It was.
Ryan Sickler
I'm jealous.
Rosebud Baker
It was so fun. I remember when I was like. I was like a certain age, I got like, too fat. And my mom was like, we're going to swim around the island. And I remember.
Ryan Sickler
The whole island.
Rosebud Baker
My mom. My mom kept being like, be the bud. She kept being like, be the bud. And I'm like, I'm. I can't breathe. I. I'm a. I just want to be a fat kid. Oh, my God. I remember that.
Ryan Sickler
So well built in 1903.
Rosebud Baker
Yes. Walter Jerome Green. So Green. Rosemary Green is who I'm named after.
Ryan Sickler
Is that right?
Rosebud Baker
Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
Okay. Who is she in your family?
Rosebud Baker
My great great grandmother.
Ryan Sickler
Great great grandma.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah. Everybody told me that I got my tits from her. Which is an odd thing to know.
Ryan Sickler
That's what they would say.
Rosebud Baker
Yes. They'd be like, well, those aren't from your mom. I'm like, why are you. Why are you tracking this? I'm like, what the.
Ryan Sickler
That's also three generate. Great. Great. That's like three or four generations.
Rosebud Baker
You're insulting. Four generations of tits.
Ryan Sickler
Four generations of tits.
Rosebud Baker
I don't know how they're keeping track of that.
Ryan Sickler
Like, I don't know where these cities.
Rosebud Baker
Gave my whole perverted family. Apparently. They're like, well, those tits aren't. Those are.
Ryan Sickler
That's ridiculous.
Rosebud Baker
And the. It was just so odd. I'm literally remembering all of this.
Ryan Sickler
What a thing to say to somebody. Like, those tits are from your mom. Like, what?
Rosebud Baker
I'm like, what?
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Rosebud Baker
What the.
Ryan Sickler
They gotta be your great, great grandma's titties. Yes, but skip every other.
Rosebud Baker
And those aren't your sister's tits either. We're watching those.
Ryan Sickler
Ridiculous.
Rosebud Baker
I mean, it was psychotic. Psychotic. Yeah. Yeah. So.
Ryan Sickler
Oh, watch Island Man. That is badass. That seems like a lot of fun.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
And is that just a. Is that a family reunion thing or is that just summer, you guys?
Rosebud Baker
It was like a family reunion thing. Summer. Like sometimes. Some summers, other, you know, family. Family members would go. And then. I don't know how they worked it out, but I remember spending a lot of time up there, and I remember skiing for the first time up there because they. They had these Snoopy skis that they got for kids, and it had like a little thing that, like, tied it together. You know what I mean? And they would put, like. They would put the. The. What do you call it? The handle or whatever. And so I would. I was, like, trying. I, like, learned how to ski water.
Ryan Sickler
A little bar in between them.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah. Yes. Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
Right here.
Rosebud Baker
Yep. I learned how to water ski on those things.
Ryan Sickler
Oh, yeah, There they are tied together there.
Rosebud Baker
Fucking crazy.
Ryan Sickler
Look at that.
Rosebud Baker
Oh, my God.
Ryan Sickler
So can you still. Are you still good at it? Did you get good at it?
Rosebud Baker
I haven't done it in years. But those things are really dangerous because, like, the handle went under, you know, like, obviously, if you're water skiing and you have the skis tied together.
Ryan Sickler
Yeah, they're not.
Rosebud Baker
And the handle. You let go. The handle. The handle. If your feet don't come out of the skis, you're getting dragged. Yeah. I was like. It was a real hazard. You know what I mean?
Ryan Sickler
Are you tubing and doing all that stuff?
Rosebud Baker
Oh, yeah, we did all that.
Ryan Sickler
That's. That's.
Rosebud Baker
It was such a good time. It was such a good time.
Ryan Sickler
Where else you go?
Rosebud Baker
And just your parents being drunk constantly, too. Anyway. But where else are we driving?
Ryan Sickler
Tell me about that. You get. They always just getting faced.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah, I just remember, like, waking up in the middle of the night being like, mom. And then, like, look like looking down on the docks. Like, my. My mom and all of my aunts are just like, skinny dipping. And my. It was crazy. I was just like, they're all hammered constantly. It was like adult summer camp for them.
Ryan Sickler
That's where they're seeing the titties.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah. That's where they're tracking.
Ryan Sickler
That's where they're tracking.
Rosebud Baker
They're tracking.
Ryan Sickler
Skinny dipped with everybody.
Rosebud Baker
That's where they're doing the tit genealogy. Yeah, dude.
Ryan Sickler
Oh, man. So you just have a drag enough with us yet, Rosebud. You'll see. Yeah. Oh, man. Okay. Any other places you guys are going or is it always that? That's.
Rosebud Baker
We went to, like, rehoboth. Beach.
Ryan Sickler
Yeah.
Rosebud Baker
We did a lot of like family reunion type, you know, that was like the main. Those were the main.
Ryan Sickler
Where vacation always be the same place or would you go different?
Rosebud Baker
It was different places. It was different places. I. I can't remember like Rehoboth Beach. I remember specifically. I remember Chincoteague. The. The ponies.
Ryan Sickler
I love that. You know about the Assateague ponies?
Rosebud Baker
Yes.
Ryan Sickler
I want a picture of this at my house.
Rosebud Baker
Me too.
Ryan Sickler
So these ponies right here, they run wild on this island. But every year. So I believe they go from Assateague to Chincoteague every year on their own. And.
Rosebud Baker
Oh my God.
Ryan Sickler
They just do this on their own. And it's a big deal. People come watch. And I don't. I don't know the history of why or whatever, but these horses every year. Look, clicked on that one there. Look how many of them there are. Right. So you've been there seeing the wild ones and their big dicks are out. That's what we used to laugh as kids. Like, look at the dick on that.
Rosebud Baker
Oh my God.
Ryan Sickler
And they'd be like, stop, stop. But here they are. See them swimming?
Rosebud Baker
Yep.
Ryan Sickler
They do a pony swim every year. And they just go across. I didn't know horses could swim.
Rosebud Baker
Do they still do it? Because is it is the latest one in 2019.
Ryan Sickler
Let's go. Let's see if they didn't stop it. Because I think if they stop during.
Rosebud Baker
The pandemic.
Ryan Sickler
I think people is probably. There's Chincot Pony 2024 pony event. Got a schedule. They can time it now. They got shuttle buses. 2025. They're still doing hundred. Oh, this year is the big one, y' all. Whoa. The centennial. Is that right? No. Is that a TH000? What is 100, right?
Rosebud Baker
Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
Look at this. Pony swim experience blog. Pony event. There's a pony shuttle map.
Rosebud Baker
Oh my God.
Ryan Sickler
Yeah. So that's why I would love it. That's what I thought you meant. Because. Yeah. As you just drive these islands, these. These wild horses are all over and they're beautiful too.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
And man, they just get in and.
Rosebud Baker
They'Ve got a swimming base.
Ryan Sickler
It's a while. Yeah.
Rosebud Baker
They got a fan base. They made a headlining event every year.
Ryan Sickler
Who figured out that they could own that and do that? It's just a bunch of horses doing what they do.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah.
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Ryan Sickler
You were made to be rechargeable. We were made to package flights, hotels.
Rosebud Baker
And hammocks for less.
Ryan Sickler
Expedia. Made to travel. It's crazy. It's awesome. It is. Okay, so you'd go check that out, too. That's a wild one. Minutes.
Rosebud Baker
That's.
Ryan Sickler
Nobody's come and talk about Chincoteague and Assateague.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah, we would go out there.
Ryan Sickler
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Rosebud Baker
What's that?
Ryan Sickler
It's right down that area, too. I don't know what the assetigue and all that is. There it is. Ass a woman bay.
Rosebud Baker
You don't know Woman bay.
Ryan Sickler
There it is.
Rosebud Baker
Somebody was out there. Somebody was out there and they're going. They're looking at land. They're going, ask a woman. And they're like, oh, it's a. It's a horse, actually.
Ryan Sickler
Bay right there. I've driven over plenty of time.
Rosebud Baker
Damn.
Ryan Sickler
Yeah, it's right there.
Rosebud Baker
Ass a woman wildlife area.
Ryan Sickler
As a woman, there's a lot of ass. Woman area once called ass a woman sound. They. That's funny. I would have thought it wouldn't had anything to do with ass a woman. It's banging.
Rosebud Baker
That's a woman sound.
Ryan Sickler
It's as a woman. No matter what.
Rosebud Baker
That's great.
Ryan Sickler
Located between Ocean City, Maryland and mainland Del Marva. Yep.
Rosebud Baker
Ocean City.
Ryan Sickler
Driven across that plenty of times.
Rosebud Baker
Ocean City, Maryland.
Ryan Sickler
Have you been there? Vacation there. Oh, my God.
Rosebud Baker
Yep. We went to Ocean City. It was like all those places that were like, what. Where can we get to with like 4 kids in the car? 5 kids in the car. How do we get there fast? And how do we keep them from fighting?
Ryan Sickler
Right. And I think people think that's like, let's just go get. Because we talk about this too. The West Coast. I just feel like their appreciation for the beach is different. East coast, you can do a day trip here. Yeah, east coast, you're going for the week. It's like you're people's vacation. Where are you going for vacation? Well, we're going to the beach.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
In the same state we live in and stuff like that.
Rosebud Baker
Right.
Ryan Sickler
Big deal. You don't have the condos and things on the beach out here like you do in Ocean City and stuff. But it is easier to just put your tribe into a room and then walk out to a beach and walk back and then go find a putt putt or. Yeah, all of it's right there.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah. It's like a different life, like, to. When you live on the east coast. You think of beach people as like a separate tribe. You know what I mean? They're like. They do. They do putt putt. They do. They're. They got sand in their car. They got. They got, like, sandy bags. They can walk slow. It's. It's a. You can be in a completely different culture within your own state. You know, we loved the beach.
Ryan Sickler
No doubt. I had asked you before, too. You said you had gone to some summer camps, and one of them was a Christian summer camp. So tell us about the. How old are you and what. What are you doing? Okay.
Rosebud Baker
So I would go to. I would go to camp Mystic.
Ryan Sickler
Camp mystic, like my s. T. I C. Yeah.
Rosebud Baker
In Hunt, Texas. It's a girls camp. Guadalupe on the Guadalupe river. Yep.
Ryan Sickler
That's great.
Rosebud Baker
I remember this road. This is crazy.
Ryan Sickler
And how do you.
Rosebud Baker
That river is tells. I mean, you've been. I remember it being so muddy. Like, so freaking muddy. And we would kayak on there. But I went down there. It was like a lot of horseback riding. There's the. There's the canoes or the kayaks or whatever. And we would. Oh, we get in so much trouble now for doing this. But, like, we. So you'd go to camp mystic and you would get drawn into a tribe, and they had the. The Tonk. Tonkawa tribe. I mean, all of it is like just a bunch of white girls. Absolutely. Like, cultural appropriation to the maps. It's like, you just literally. It's like, wouldn't. I'm sure they're still doing it because it's Texas. But there was the Tonkawa tribe and the Kiowa tribe and my sister, and both went there, and I was in the Tonga tribe, which was like, they. And literally you have, like, white women with, like, not headdresses and. Yes.
Ryan Sickler
For what? Is it an educational thing?
Rosebud Baker
No, it was like we. We, like, competed against each other. That was like, all we did dressed as I.D. yes. And, like.
Ryan Sickler
The hell got a camp. What's Christian about that camp?
Rosebud Baker
We went to church on Sunday. We'd put the. We'd put.
Ryan Sickler
We put the head.
Rosebud Baker
We put the headdresses away on Sunday and we dress in all white and we go down by the river and we would. And we'd listen to the camp. The director basically play preacher.
Ryan Sickler
So is it. It's obviously sleepover. So you're from Virginia. Who in your family found, like, why is this. Is this a family thing?
Rosebud Baker
It was a family thing. It was like. I think my dad's. My aunt went there and when she was a kid. And then I think there was someone. I don't know how long it's been around, but I think there was another family member that went there as well. And we would go for a month.
Ryan Sickler
Oh, wow. A month.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
And how old are you again, doing this?
Rosebud Baker
When I started going, I was 10.
Ryan Sickler
Wow. That's a long time.
Rosebud Baker
It was a long time. Yeah. And we. And they would. One of the ways that they kept us in line was they would give us great. They would give us grades. So like every. There was three periods within that. Four, four weeks. I don't know how they broke it up, but they would grade us. And they. And I was the only camper that would get an unsatisfactory. You could get satisfactory or you could get unsatisfactory. So it was like total win or absolute fallout.
Ryan Sickler
Yeah.
Rosebud Baker
And I was the. Oh. And when you got a U, everyone at camp knew about it.
Ryan Sickler
Like, why are you getting. You. What's the matter with you, dude?
Rosebud Baker
I don't remember what I did. I think I was, like, too loud or I slept through church or something. I don't know. Fell off a horse and said a bad word. I. I do not recall. But I remember everyone finding out and it spreading like wildfire. And I felt like I was like a White House aid on election night. Like, I was, like, trying to cover it up. You know what I mean? Just trying to, like, act like everything was normal and be like, I didn't get. I don't know what you're talking about. But every single time I went, I would get a U and everyone would find out about it.
Ryan Sickler
You never got a P? Satisfactory.
Rosebud Baker
I never got all satisfactories. There was always one something that you improved and. And they would never forget. They'd remember the next year that you got a U The last year. So I'm just going back there to try to redeem myself every summer.
Ryan Sickler
So here's tennis courts back here.
Rosebud Baker
Yep. There were stables and there's. There's a rifle range.
Ryan Sickler
Yeah, that's right. You said Christian camps where you learn how to shoot.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
There's a Rifle range at Christian. 10 years old. You're shooting. What are you shooting?
Rosebud Baker
Shotgun.
Ryan Sickler
Not even a small, right?
Rosebud Baker
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ryan Sickler
Not a 12. You had it.
Rosebud Baker
Oh, I think it was like a 12. I don't know, but it probably was. It was huge. I remember it kicking the. Out of my shoulder.
Ryan Sickler
It might have been a 12 gauge.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
And a 20 would be more appropriate, but. Yeah, that is hilarious.
Rosebud Baker
Is it 20 gauge? Smaller?
Ryan Sickler
Yeah, it's just not as powerful. It's more like.
Rosebud Baker
It would have been a 20 gauge.
Ryan Sickler
Yeah, it's more like a. For. I remember when. It's something like. My father, when we turned 13, he went. He hunted with his friends.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
And we were just into sports.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
I just was like. And so he was. He. He's like, you know, I got you guys a shotgun if you want to hunt. And we were like, nah, we'd rather play sports. And he was like, okay. And then he never went hunted again. It was all into sports with us. But the first gun was 20 gauge.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah. My dad really wanted us to hunt.
Ryan Sickler
He did, huh?
Rosebud Baker
Well, he really wanted sons.
Ryan Sickler
What did he. What did. Yeah, yeah.
Rosebud Baker
I mean, he. He really wanted sons and he loved.
Ryan Sickler
There you are.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah, there. This is my fat ass. Just. Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
What. What did he hunt?
Rosebud Baker
He still hunts all the time.
Ryan Sickler
Does he really?
Rosebud Baker
Yeah, yeah.
Ryan Sickler
He deer. Is he in the deer.
Rosebud Baker
Deer. Fishing for wild salmon in Alaska or something. And. Yeah, he did. He loves to go. He loves to hunt wild hogs. Like, one time I called him, he was like, we were shooting hogs out of a helicopter today, and I was.
Ryan Sickler
Like, I hear about. Yeah. Going helicopter. Yeah, yeah.
Rosebud Baker
He does that because he's like, they're everywhere. They got. We got to get rid of them. They always say that.
Ryan Sickler
I saw this all. We might even have it. If we have it, we'll put it in the episode. But I have this. There's a picture, a Polaroid of my dad and his two buddies, and they're at my grandmother's house, which in the city, and they've got a deer hung from the balcony. And it's gutted and open and everything. Like all this. It's been cleaned, but it's just hanging and drying. And I remember seeing this picture like. Like, what the. I don't want to do that. You know what I mean? Like. And then he's like, you gotta clean. And I'm like, oh, yeah, that ain't for you.
Rosebud Baker
You want me to go to psycho.
Ryan Sickler
Psycho school? Yeah.
Rosebud Baker
I really think there's something in like. Like that Texan blue blood.
Ryan Sickler
Like, is your dad originally from Texas?
Rosebud Baker
Yes. Yeah, both my parents. Okay.
Ryan Sickler
All right.
Rosebud Baker
And. And my dad hunting is really, like. That was the way he bonded with his dad and his brothers. And there's all these pictures of him, like, rattlesnake hunting.
Ryan Sickler
Look, I know people aren't popular to. I. I have no problem with it. I'm just. I'm just.
Rosebud Baker
I've never done it.
Ryan Sickler
For me.
Rosebud Baker
I've never done it. I'm not into it.
Ryan Sickler
It seems you got to be patient. You got to sit there, and you really got to hunt an animal.
Rosebud Baker
I don't even like fishing.
Ryan Sickler
It's different to fly over a helicopter and get them crazy.
Rosebud Baker
I'm like, you can't.
Ryan Sickler
That's different.
Rosebud Baker
It's crazy. And I can't. I've held a gun, and I know that. I know what it feels like to shoot a gun, and it's so hard to remember that. You're not holding a toy. You're holding a killing machine. Like, you are holding something that could kill someone. So I, I. They scare the out of me. I don't like them, but this is just what I did growing up.
Ryan Sickler
You said you started going at 10, so did you go yearly for a while?
Rosebud Baker
I went probably, yeah. I was like, 10, 11, 12. It had to been maybe three years.
Ryan Sickler
It seems fun as it was. And you're there with your sister, too.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
So, yeah.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah, it was really fun.
Ryan Sickler
Friends and stuff there.
Rosebud Baker
I met great friends. They were all like. It was like, the first time that I felt like, oh, I. This is cool. This is like a different culture. You know, I'm from Virginia, but I go out to Texas, and they've all got these accents, and I would, like, come home and, like, fake an accent for a little while. When I got back to school, you know, just be like, sorry, I was out in Texas all summer. Sorry, y' all, you know, and just like. Like, I. It felt like I had visited a foreign country a little bit. So that.
Ryan Sickler
Yeah, yeah, I've been in Texas. Texas, y' all.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
Tell me about, like, you guys got all girls, man. Are you guys getting in trouble? A lot of you grounded a lot. Were you in trouble? You're the oldest. So are you, like, the. The one they're making the example of?
Rosebud Baker
I was constantly in trouble. Like, my parents.
Ryan Sickler
Most trouble you ever remember getting in. And what was it for?
Rosebud Baker
Well, I never really paid much attention is the problem. Like, I. I would get in, like, what. I would get grounded, and I would. It was for like, sneaking out, you know, I was constantly sneaking out of house. I had a boyfriend, you know, that was like, just so hot. And he had a car. And I was like, I'm out of here. You know what I mean? So I would crawl down out of my window to go, like, meet my boyfriend. And then we'd, like, drive all around and, like, make out. And for some reason, my parents, from the moment I was born, were like, she's not going to be responsible. So they just looked at my sister, who is very responsible and grew up to be a nurse, and they would be like, we're just going to pin this on you. You know what I mean? So, yeah, so that every time I disappeared, they would go to her and they'd be like, where's Rosebud? You know, and they'd be like, she's grounded. And so she would be calling me like, you. To be like, you're really in trouble. And I. I can't take this anymore. You know? They would just sort of give her shit. But it was always, like, me lying, getting grounded, and then just having no regard for what that meant or like, any sort of. I didn't care. I was like, what are you gonna do? You got five kids.
Ryan Sickler
Five kids.
Rosebud Baker
Keep tabs on me. Good luck. I was like, you guys are in over your heads.
Ryan Sickler
I wanted to tell you about this Coke Pepsi Challenge. This is just a dumb story. You made me remember when.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
I grabbed a Coke and died. So I was just telling you that I learned that back in the day, Coca Cola had changed their formula from what everyone loved to try to do this thing called New Coke. And it tanked. It bombed.
Rosebud Baker
1985, okay, 1985.
Ryan Sickler
First major change to the recipe in 99 years. They decided they're gonna. With the thing everybody loves for, you know.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
A century.
Rosebud Baker
Right, Right. Because of Pepsi.
Ryan Sickler
Because of Pepsi. They're thinking they gotta compete. And then it tanks bad. People hate it. So then they rebrand it to. There's a picture right down there to classic Coca Cola. They go back to the original recipe that it always was, okay? From 1985. Because diet drinks were popular then with. What's it say? That's what I'm talking about. People hated it.
Rosebud Baker
I miss the age.
Ryan Sickler
Hated it. Look up Tab. Just a pink can.
Rosebud Baker
Our children will never know refreshment.
Ryan Sickler
And this one had. What was it that. That it was killing everybody for a while. And then they brought it back. It had had saccharine or something like that was causing problems. I don't remember Killing me.
Rosebud Baker
It said it was killing me.
Ryan Sickler
Saccharine. It was.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
Bladder cancer in rats. So they mandated labels and all this on tab. This.
Rosebud Baker
Right.
Ryan Sickler
This is a big diet. You know, people are like, oh my God, I drink with no calories for the first time.
Rosebud Baker
Right, right.
Ryan Sickler
Look up diet. Right. Here you go. Diet. Right. This thing right here, absolute garbage.
Rosebud Baker
Absolute trash.
Ryan Sickler
They would have all these coming out. So back in the day, after the whole new Coke craze and all that, they would set these taste tests up and they would do them at malls and. Yeah, and you could go up and. And you would take a sip and if you got it right, whoever was doing it, if Coke was doing it, you got it right. You got a Coke like 2 liter or whatever. So we're at the Columbia Mall in Maryland and we see this Coke Pepsi test. And they're doing it on the first ground floor. It was a two floor mall. And we see that they're doing it on the ground floor. And we all get a 2 liter bottle of Coke, you know.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
So we just go up to the second floor and we're looking down at the thing and we see behind everything. So we just look up real quick and we just do this. And then we're like, it's that one. And. And my one. My brother, my. My youngest brother, he. It's like a banner right here, you know, and he ducks down under it and looks up like this. And this guy turns around and sees it's like the.
Rosebud Baker
Out of trying to throw the fight.
Ryan Sickler
Yeah, man, look. Pepsi Challenge. Like where it was just a stand in a mall and they would just go and, you know, try to push Coke and Pepsi on you.
Rosebud Baker
When did Pepsi come about? Was it was Pepsi. It's a great question created in the 80s. Like, why the sudden fear?
Ryan Sickler
That's a good question. What is. When was Pepsi created?
Rosebud Baker
Yeah, when did this cold war begin?
Ryan Sickler
Because Coke goes back to literally cocaine and stuff.
Rosebud Baker
Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
1893. So when was and renamed it Pepsi in 1898. What about Coca Cola?
Rosebud Baker
Pepsi was named Brad's drink.
Ryan Sickler
I would never drink so good. Give me some of that. Brad.
Rosebud Baker
They were from the beginning.
Ryan Sickler
Pepsi was first.
Rosebud Baker
Oh, wow.
Ryan Sickler
No. 1893. 1886. No. Okay. That's why somebody saw that was like, I'm gonna tweak it a little bit. Yeah, Brad, just tweak that Coke recipe a little bit.
Rosebud Baker
Stop calling it Brad Strange. You're trying to share it with people or not.
Ryan Sickler
Go down. What does it say there? Go down a little bit. Pepsi was first invented as Brad's Drink by Caleb Bradam, who sold the drink at his drugstore in North Carolina. Renamed Pepsi in 1898 because it was advertised to relieve dyspepsia. Dyspepsia and cola referring to the flavor. How about that? Look at us getting educated over here too.
Rosebud Baker
I'm gonna. I'm gonna use dyspepsia next time. My stomach hurts.
Ryan Sickler
Yeah. Oh, I think it's dyspepsia.
Rosebud Baker
Got a little dyspepsia going on.
Ryan Sickler
Rosebud Baker, thank you for doing this.
Rosebud Baker
Thank you.
Ryan Sickler
Thank you so much. You don't even. One more time. Right there. Promote it all.
Rosebud Baker
Netflix. I got my Netflix special out right now. It's called the Mother Load. Rosebud Baker, go check it out. And you can check out my road dates@rosebudbaker.com.
Ryan Sickler
All right. Thank you. Thank you as always, Ryan Stickler on all your social media. We'll talk to y' all next week.
Podcast Information:
Timestamp: [01:48]
Ryan Sickler kicks off the episode by warmly welcoming Rosebud Baker back to "The Wayback." He expresses his excitement to delve into nostalgic stories and reflections with Rosebud.
Notable Quote:
"It's so fun to sit here and get nostalgic with everybody about their childhood past and fun, embarrassing stuff." — Ryan Sickler [03:00]
Timestamp: [03:32]
Rosebud reminisces about her childhood, particularly the family vehicles her parents owned. She fondly recalls riding in a 1990s Volvo, highlighting its distinctive square, boxy design.
Notable Quotes:
"I went to her house... I want to drive with you in the back of the seat because I could really act up back there." — Rosebud Baker [04:17]
"They're so cool to me still." — Rosebud Baker [03:56]
Ryan and Rosebud discuss the family's red and black Suburban from the 90s, describing its iconic red stripe and its role as the day-to-day vehicle accommodating their large family of five children.
Timestamp: [07:12]
The conversation shifts to family vacations, with Rosebud sharing memories of trips to Watch Island, a private property in upstate New York owned by her family. She describes the logistics of accessing the island, including the use of a Boston Whaler boat, and paints a vivid picture of summer gatherings with extended family.
Notable Quote:
"My mom kept being like, be the bud... I just want to be a fat kid." — Rosebud Baker [10:34]
Ryan expresses envy over the family's private island, highlighting its historical significance and expansive nature.
Timestamp: [09:30]
Rosebud delves into the various summer activities her family engaged in, such as water skiing, tubing, and more adventurous pursuits like hunting wild hogs. She reflects on the dynamics within her family, including her parents' love for hunting and the humorous yet unsettling comments about her family's "tit genealogy."
Notable Quotes:
"I don't like fishing... You're not holding a toy. You're holding a killing machine." — Rosebud Baker [27:06]
"They’re tracking." — Rosebud Baker [14:23]
Timestamp: [15:07]
The discussion highlights the annual Pony Swim event, where wild ponies from Assateague migrate to Chincoteague. Rosebud shares her childhood fascination with these majestic creatures and the communal excitement surrounding their annual journey.
Notable Quote:
"They do a pony swim every year. And they just go across. I didn't know horses could swim." — Ryan Sickler [15:46]
Timestamp: [20:22]
Rosebud recounts her experiences at Camp Mystic, a Christian summer camp in Texas. She describes the camp's activities, including kayaking, horseback riding, and even attending rifle range sessions. Rosebud humorously shares how the camp's tribal affiliations led to playful competitions among the campers.
Notable Quote:
"I was the only camper that would get an unsatisfactory. You could get satisfactory or you could get unsatisfactory." — Rosebud Baker [23:11]
Timestamp: [25:10]
The conversation delves into Rosebud's family's hunting traditions. She shares stories about her father's passion for hunting, including extreme methods like helicopter-assisted wild hog hunts. Rosebud candidly discusses her discomfort with firearms and hunting, contrasting her experiences with her father's enthusiasm.
Notable Quotes:
"I know what it feels like to shoot a gun... They're scaring the hell out of me." — Rosebud Baker [27:06]
"My dad hunting is really, like. That was the way he bonded with his dad and his brothers." — Rosebud Baker [26:38]
Timestamp: [30:01]
Ryan shares a nostalgic story about the infamous New Coke fiasco and the Pepsi Challenge taste tests at malls. He and Rosebud reminisce about participating in these events during their youth, reflecting on the marketing battles between the two soda giants.
Notable Quote:
"Coca Cola had changed their formula... And it tanked bad. People hate it." — Ryan Sickler [30:02]
"When did Pepsi come about? Was it was Pepsi. It's a great question created in the 80s." — Rosebud Baker [32:49]
Timestamp: [33:52]
As the episode wraps up, Rosebud promotes her Netflix special, "The Motherlode," and her upcoming road dates. Ryan reciprocates by promoting his social media channels, thanking Rosebud and the listeners for tuning in.
Notable Quotes:
"I got my Netflix special out right now. It's called the Mother Load." — Rosebud Baker [34:04]
"Thank you as always, Ryan Stickler on all your social media. We'll talk to y' all next week." — Ryan Sickler [34:15]
This episode of "The Wayback" serves as a rich tapestry of personal anecdotes and shared memories, offering listeners a glimpse into Rosebud Baker's formative years and the familial experiences that shaped her. Whether reminiscing about childhood cars or the annual pony swim, Ryan and Rosebud create a relatable and engaging narrative that resonates with anyone fond of looking back on the past.