A New Star Emerges In The Yak Guest Of The Year Race: REED | The Yak 3-31-26

Summary

The Yak - "A New Star Emerges In The Yak Guest Of The Year Race: REED"

Barstool Sports | March 31, 2026

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Main Theme & Purpose

This episode of The Yak centers around the spontaneous, freewheeling camaraderie among the Barstool Yak crew—Big Cat, KBNoSwag (Kyle), Brandon Walker, Rone, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah, and recurring guest panel—to discuss life’s mundane absurdities, Barstool lore, and community events. The real star of this episode, however, is REED—an enigmatic, dry-witted Barstool staffer who’s catapulted into internal “Guest of the Year” contention for his accidental comedic presence. The group delves into personal stories, weather-related ignorance, unconventional social rites, the art of approaching women, and Reed’s accidental "audition" under the Yak spotlight.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Danny Sells His House & The Joys of Adult Transitions

• Danny discusses finally selling his house, relating the emotional and financial rollercoaster (01:00–03:00). The group riffs on the stress of real estate and finding stains on clothes—transforming small-talk into a bit about adulthood and cleanliness failures.
• Quote (Big Cat, 2:53): “I just realized I was just spilling butter on myself.”

2. Lightning, Dogs, and Weather Ignorance

• Mincy launches a hilarious segment about his confusion around weather safety, specifically lightning and walking his dog (05:15–16:55).
• The group is incredulous at Mincy’s misunderstandings—such as thinking it’s safe to stand under trees during storms or interpreting lightning warnings literally.
• Quote (Danny, 13:35): “If the weather app says it could possibly be raining until 3AM, do you think it’s going to rain every minute until 3AM?”
• Significant riffing occurs on the merits of radar apps, small talk about weather, and the “raw dog” approach to meteorology prior to smartphones.

3. Lightning Strikes—Personal Stories

• Ella and Reed share stories about their houses and sheds getting struck by lightning, with Ella’s shed twice victim to both teen vandals and nature (16:47–18:09).
• Quote (Ella, 18:05): “We had to get lightning rods on everything...whenever it stormed, it was like the house was a lightning rod.”

4. Barstool Lore: Masters Tickets, Family Ties, and the Mini Golf Event

• Mini golf’s old vs. young team draft is teased (34:34), followed by who’s “in or out” for the teams.
• Inside jokes fly about Masters ticket “fairies,” secret family connections, and imagined awkward scenarios involving mothers and sisters dating Mincy (22:40–24:21).

5. White Sox Dave, Stickers, and The Crossroads of Self-Reflection

• Extended nostalgia segment for “White Sox Dave,” including deep-dive into old photos, sticker-on-hat culture, and his humble Barstool origins. The group muses on personal glow-ups and awkward phases (35:37–47:12).
• Quote (Big Cat, 46:48): “That is the best, though: to see a picture of yourself from 10 years ago and be like, ‘I am significantly more attractive now.’”

6. Case Races, Drinking Habits, and Generational Shifts

• The group reminisces about legendary Barstool case races, changes in drinking culture as they age, and the “life milestones” of drinking less—or more responsibly.
• Extended rants on “no one goes out anymore,” led by KB and Ella, and whether this is a cultural shift or maturation (78:55–80:28).

7. Reed’s Accidental Audition: The New Star of The Yak

• Reed emerges as the episode’s surprise highlight—a “guest of the year” contender with deadpan, off-kilter humor.
• The Yak crew interrogates Reed live, with odd but endearing results as he discusses:
  • His approach to social situations, talking to girls ("are you twins?" line, 92:44–94:04)
  • His love of jogging, simple living, and mysterious presence (103:02–105:09)
  • His ability to deftly sidestep awkward questions with political agility (107:13–108:28)
  • Real-time musings about what it means to “perform” for an audience and existential group reflection (88:02–100:19)
• Quote (Big Cat, 104:55): “You’re just tripping me out, man… you’re crazy, dude.”
• Quote (Brandon, 127:24): “I think you’re the last of a dying breed, man… an old school throwback.”

8. The Stag Party Fundraiser Explained

• Cody explains the Buffalo tradition of a pre-wedding “stag party”—essentially an open invitation fundraiser/celebration—leading to riffs on regional customs and whether Yak members might have to attend (57:03–64:41).
• Quote (Big Cat, 59:44): “So it’s like an engagement party for anyone. It’s like a bridal shower for brawlic dudes.”

9. Wheel of Wet—Live Yak Ritual

• In the last quarter of the show, the ritual “Wheel of Wet” game is spun, determining who must get soaked as part of the recurring bet (112:52–117:24). Rick (aka “White Boy Rick”) ultimately ends up getting wet, and a group discussion ensues about luck and destiny ("He just sees his life is charmed. All the time.”, 122:09).

10. Philosophy, Existential Dread, and Reed’s Social Adaptation

• Reed goes deep on “feeling watched” by an audience, the performative aspect of social media jobs, and navigating group dynamics as a quiet, low-key guy (100:12–100:30, 128:23).

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• “I just realized I was just spilling butter on myself.” — Big Cat [02:53]
• “If you see lightning in your backyard, don’t go outside.” — Danny [09:00]
• “Weather is one of the first things you learn as a man.” — Big Cat [15:10]
• “We had our shed blown up twice: once from teen vandals, then by lightning.” — Ella [18:05]
• “Would you rather Mincy dump your mom, or just stay with her for eternity?” — Big Cat [23:33]
• “That is the best, though: to see a picture of yourself from 10 years ago and be like, ‘I am significantly more attractive now.’” — Big Cat [46:48]
• “Like, if two girls were different races, would you try the twins line still?” — Kyle [97:22]
• “No, but I’m open to it.” — Reed [97:24]
• “Are you guys twins? Because we are.” — KB [96:49]
• “You’re the last of a dying breed, man.” — Brandon [127:24]
• “So much stimuli. Yeah, too much Samuel. Where’s KB at though?” — Reed [123:59]
• “It’s like, half of your life is, like, through a lens.” — Reed [100:12]
• “He’s like a Nick Colletti video character come to real life.” — Big Cat [126:34]

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Segment Timestamps

• Danny's House & Stains: 00:54–04:06
• Lightning Ignorance/Life Advice: 05:15–16:55
• Lightning Strike Stories: 16:47–18:09
• Mini Golf & Masters Tickets: 21:22–34:39
• White Sox Dave Nostalgia: 35:37–47:12
• Case Races Drinking Riffs: 49:10–51:55
• Old vs Young Culture (“No One Goes Out”): 78:55–80:28
• The Stag Party Fundraiser: 57:03–64:41
• Wheel of Wet: 112:52–117:24
• Reed’s Existential Deep-Dive, Group Dynamic: 87:01–100:30, 104:10–108:28
• Yak Show Wrap-up: 129:45–130:38

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The Language & Tone

As always, the Yak’s trademark is its blend of relentless teasing, digression, and endearing sincerity, with group dynamics oscillating wildly between chaos and earnest support. The crew’s open mockery is balanced by glimmers of mentorship, especially directed toward new or weirdly compelling colleagues like Reed. The show revels in meta-awareness, with jokes about the act of podcasting itself and the surreal experience of being both performer and observer.

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Final Takeaway

This episode is a sprawling, hilariously digressive session that spotlights the humor and heart at the core of The Yak’s appeal. Reed’s offbeat, spaced-out affect turns him from a background staffer into a cult favorite, as the rest of the crew mines his introspective deadpan for comedy and insight. Weather, nostalgia, bizarre traditions, and the small victories of adult life all comprise the narrative tissue, weaving the show’s signature: absurd, unpretentious, and deeply human.

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Transcript

[Brandon]

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[Big Cat]

Are you serious?

[Brandon]

I'm the coolest one out of all of us.

[Big Cat]

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[Danny]

Hello, everyone.

[Cody]

Brandon.

[Big Cat]

Hello. You're back.

[Danny]

Hello. I am. Yes.

[Big Cat]

How you feeling?

[Danny]

I feel like a man who sold a house.

[Big Cat]

Let's go.

[Ella]

That sold house feeling. Am I right, boys?

[Big Cat]

Oh, yes.

[Frankie]

And you flipped it.

[Brandon]

You made a lot of money.

[Big Cat]

Yes. Oh, now you got some money for some wax.

[Danny]

Took a bath. Yeah. That was one of the more expensive year long things I've ever done in my entire life.

[Brandon]

She wasn't there for a year.

[Big Cat]

How long was she actually living in the house?

[Danny]

Seven months, I think.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Danny]

From June to January. Maybe June just.

[Big Cat]

She, she did like the, like when a five year old's like, hey, I want to be a.

[Danny]

That's right. Yeah, that's right. She was.

[Big Cat]

The next day, they're like, I want to be a police officer.

[Danny]

She was a dinosaur for about six months.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Danny]

Grew out of it very quickly.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man. Well, happy that that got done.

[Danny]

Yep. It's. It's finished and over and it's got to be a relief. It is a huge relief. I don't know if you guys have been noticing, but I've been on edge for the last couple of weeks.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I have noticed that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I was gonna say years.

[Danny]

No, no, just years. Just weeks. Just last couple of weeks I've been on edge. I've been a little prickly. I've been a little prickly.

[Kyle]

Pear.

[Danny]

A little hard to deal with. So.

[Hank]

So now you're down to three houses.

[Danny]

You own two.

[Brandon]

Two, two houses.

[Big Cat]

Why are you doing just three then?

[Danny]

No, it's just two.

[Hank]

It's those two.

[Danny]

It's just two. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Just don't count the other finger.

[Danny]

Don't count. Yeah. Pick whichever two you want to count.

[Brandon]

It's two.

[Big Cat]

Oh, got it right.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Hank]

One of those fingers is a house.

[Frankie]

Is.

[Hank]

That's not his.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Correct. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yet. Yeah.

[Frankie]

FYI, you have all over your sleeve.

[Danny]

Yeah. You saw that earlier and you already told me about it. So you still didn't wipe. I don't know what it is. I have only worn this once this year. I guess it's from the closet.

[Brandon]

If I have a. If you're You're. Your closet gave the jacket a stain.

[Danny]

Yes, I have that.

[Big Cat]

I'm gonna. I'm back up. Brandon. Absolutely happened.

[Danny]

I don't know what happened.

[Big Cat]

100% that doesn't happen.

[KB]

Really Producing like my theory.

[Danny]

Strange things happen in closet. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And my theory is it's maybe not the closet, but more the washer and dryer. And then it goes from the washer.

[Reed]

Here we go.

[Hank]

Here we go again.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Here's. This is the first time I've worn this jacket this year. So whatever this is. I probably just disregarded it when it happened two years ago. But. Yeah, it's still there. It's a coffee stain. I think it's poo. So I don't drink coffee.

[Brandon]

Right.

[Frankie]

So you just got some.

[KB]

You on you what A little.

[Hank]

You wipe your ass with.

[Danny]

I can do both. Yeah.

[Ella]

Both.

[Brandon]

Use your wedding ring hand.

[Danny]

No.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Danny]

I don't know why I said that. I'm just trying to get out of it.

[Brandon]

It's.

[Big Cat]

You can't use both.

[Hank]

You'd have your best ship.

[Danny]

Hold on. But listen, the shit wouldn't be on the top of your slide.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Wood.

[Frankie]

We don't know how messy you get.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ella]

Yeah. Because the turret. You have a turd that's so big it's sticking out of the toilet. And that's what.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Oh, wow. I'm Joe. I'm brushing it from the different. From a different side. Okay.

[Big Cat]

I had a stretch where I kept on getting stains on my sweatshirts and I like kept on telling my wife is like what's going on with the washing washer and dryer. And then I just realized I was just spilling butter on myself.

[Brandon]

Butter?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Butter. Straight butter.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I don't know.

[KB]

What are you doing with cups of butter?

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Hank]

Cups.

[Brandon]

Butter, Butter.

[Big Cat]

Multiple times. Got butter on myself.

[Danny]

Butter.

[Hank]

Are you eating lobster every. Every night.

[Big Cat]

That's bagel with butter.

[Brandon]

That is how I picture big cat

[Hank]

lobster at every boiling butter in his

[Ella]

house at all times.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I got to the bottom of it was because I eat a bagel. I toast a bagel and put butter on it. But I put a lot of butter on it. So then it will sometimes like when I go right on you.

[Hank]

But.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. It's never good to have butter on you like that.

[Ella]

That's my kids. When I pick them up, they use my shoulders like napkins and shoes. So it's just boogers and food on my shoulders. But it'll buff out.

[Big Cat]

I went to. I went to a. Like a play date it was like a play date at the kids school on Sunday. And they were. The kids were playing in the mud and this 4 year old had just a big rock full of mud. He just walked up to me and just wiped it on me.

[Ella]

Me.

[Big Cat]

And I was just like, dude, what? And I had no recourse.

[Hank]

Yeah, you can't do anything.

[Big Cat]

Couldn't do a thing.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

So tie the shoes.

[Frankie]

Steven would have killed that kid.

[Hank]

Yeah, that's why you need an air horn.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that's true.

[Hank]

See the kid coming. Just.

[Big Cat]

Stephen, do you not know what thunder and lightning are?

[KB]

That would be a shame.

[Mincy]

Absolutely know what they are.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Because last night you asked you like you had never been in part of it.

[Danny]

I did think that question was a little silly. Like you, you, the child, you're aware of what lightning is.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Lightning can strike you and electrocute you.

[Big Cat]

Do you?

[Danny]

That's. That's correct. But why was your. Wasn't your question, should I walk the dog in lightning?

[Mincy]

I had to take my dog out to pee before bed. So just take it out during severe lightning. Like do I wait that out? That's a question.

[Big Cat]

No, it's not.

[Mincy]

I could see the lightning from my backyard. I was going to post a.

[Big Cat]

But that still could be far away. You realize that lightning is very bright. Did you also not know that?

[Frankie]

No, I saw.

[Mincy]

I saw the. The bolts coming down.

[Big Cat]

Do you not know the trick to count between the thunder and the lightning?

[Mincy]

I do know that trick. The number of seconds is like the number of miles it is away between the lightning. You see it and then the thunder. But I was seeing the lightning.

[Danny]

No, other way around.

[Big Cat]

But yeah, thunder comes before lightning.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Danny]

So I think the easy answer here is yes, you. You do? You do. Thunder is not coming.

[Big Cat]

Doesn't.

[Danny]

Yeah, lightning comes for thunder. I do think you wait that out.

[Hank]

I'm thinking of the Imagine Dragon song. That's where. I.

[Danny]

If there's bad lightning in your area and your dog has to be you, how quick the lightning to go away?

[Big Cat]

My dog pees into four seconds when it's raining.

[Danny]

Oh yeah.

[Big Cat]

I mean, I'll open up the garage. Boom. Done.

[Mincy]

Not that quick.

[Danny]

Was it raining?

[Mincy]

It was not. So I wanted to get out. But it says severe lightning till 3am and it was like 10.

[Danny]

Okay, now wait a minute. That was. That was a watch system. That wasn't. We're gonna have severe lightning for the next five hours.

[Reed]

Right.

[Mincy]

But I was. I went out in the backyard with her and I could see it and

[Big Cat]

I was like, what do you mean you can see it?

[Danny]

Was it above you? Was it around? You can see it every day.

[Big Cat]

I don't know how you're alive.

[Mincy]

I. I don't see how this is not even.

[Frankie]

You keep saying you could see it. That's what you would say. If you see like the. The funnel cloud forming when a tornado.

[Danny]

Right.

[Mincy]

But always I can see the lightning bolts.

[Big Cat]

But between this and the attack. Poodles in your neighborhood.

[Mincy]

It was not a poodle.

[Big Cat]

It. It feels like you. You moved from New Jersey to Chicago and you'd think that you moved from New Jersey to the Amazon. Like all of these things were happening in your life before.

[Mincy]

I didn't have a dog.

[Big Cat]

Okay. So it's the dog.

[Hank]

Or it could be the metal dog is.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Turned your life upside down.

[Big Cat]

I did like it. Someone. Someone. I was like, hey, just. Yeah. Stephen, go outside, hold the metal golf club over your head so the lightning knows not to hit you. And someone replied to like, this is how you can get sued. Imagine Stephen getting hit by lightning and then suing me.

[Reed]

You.

[Big Cat]

I also.

[Brandon]

That would be funny.

[Big Cat]

Tj. I just sent it to you. Shout out mad fat because his tweet. I bookmarked it because it was so funny. And the visual.

[Mincy]

I sneaky think dog Twitter might be worse than grill Twitter because all the responses, none of them were helpful.

[Big Cat]

Everyone in the world knows how to deal with lightning. Imagine the other dog attacking the air horn going off and lightning striking at the same time, sparking the days. And all that is left his un. His untouched turn. The cops show up. There's a golf club and a poop.

[Mincy]

I did. I told my wife. I was like, hey, come to the door and watch. Just worst case scenario, like if she

[Brandon]

saw it happening, what are you going to do?

[Mincy]

Like instead of me being out there and like she would find me like 10 minutes later dead. She could call 91 1.

[Danny]

I got to ask about your fundamental misunderstanding of what lightning is. You saw it in the distance. Did you not know if it was in the distance or at your door?

[Reed]

The.

[Mincy]

The lightning, if I had to guess, was like point one or point two miles away.

[Danny]

That's incredibly close.

[Mincy]

Yes, I know.

[Danny]

Then. Oh, you don't go outside asking people,

[Big Cat]

hey, but that's a.

[Danny]

That's a.

[Big Cat]

That's a general knowledge thing. If you see lightning in your backyard, don't go outside.

[Brandon]

It was happening till 3 in the morning.

[Danny]

But that's just. Conditions are there.

[Big Cat]

It doesn't just stay one place.

[Danny]

Radar. Weather radar.

[Mincy]

I'm going off of Apple weather.

[Brandon]

Okay,

[Danny]

that's just the one that says what the forecast is going to be for the day.

[Mincy]

Yeah, but it says like severe thunderstorm warnings in your area until 3am Also,

[Big Cat]

why don't you just lay your dog out in the backyard? You have a backyard?

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Fenced in.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

It's not like the fence prevents lightning.

[Big Cat]

No, but the lightning will hit so many things before it hits your fucking two foot dog. Do you know how lightning works? The trees, the houses, the actual fence.

[Mincy]

I tried to stay under. Under the one tree.

[Big Cat]

No, no, no.

[Danny]

The worst thing you could do.

[Big Cat]

What are you saying?

[Danny]

You don't know how that's the worst thing you could do.

[Big Cat]

You literally do not know how lightning works.

[Mincy]

Under came first.

[Big Cat]

I dogged because of the song dude,

[Brandon]

under a che.

[Big Cat]

And also you could just say it comes first because it's. It's a chicken and egg.

[KB]

It just keeps rolling right under a tree.

[Big Cat]

Depending on what you want under a tree is crazy.

[Frankie]

Are you normally this conscious of like lightning?

[Big Cat]

Like that's what I'm saying.

[Hank]

Been outside in lighting before. Have you been like this dog?

[Big Cat]

He never went outside before his dog.

[Hank]

Have you ever been at a football game and lightning's rolling in and, and

[Mincy]

they tell people to get inside.

[Hank]

Sure.

[Big Cat]

They don't say go stand under a tree.

[KB]

Wait, that's what you did? You went under a tree?

[Mincy]

That's what I tried to do when I first went out and then I was like, this is, this is too dangerous.

[KB]

But do you know that's what's gonna know about the. The rule about trees and lightning.

[Mincy]

Sure.

[Cody]

Don't.

[KB]

That was like some stop, drop and roll.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ella]

Trees are lightning. That's. It'll hit the tree first before.

[Mincy]

Yeah. I thought it hits the highest point in like an open field. But if, but if I go. Yeah, if it strikes the tree, that's cool.

[Big Cat]

But no, if you're standing under the tree and the tree gets struck one, the tree could like fall on you or splinter explodes.

[Danny]

So many things happen.

[Hank]

Wow.

[Danny]

Agreed. It would be worse if the lightning hits you right on the head. That would be worse.

[Mincy]

That's what I'm saying. And my worry is like the dog collar and leash stuff. Like there's a metal or iron or something in there.

[Hank]

Should you give the dog back? Should be.

[Danny]

Should the dog give dog.

[Mincy]

Our dog's doing great. And I'm asking the right.

[Big Cat]

You're not doing great. I actually, you know what, I don't want to deter you because I do appreciate you just using Twitter.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Using a search engine.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And that's great because it does give us a lot of fodder. But it's just.

[KB]

He does.

[Big Cat]

I'm just like, this guy's a child.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Like, no.

[Frankie]

Do you worry about going out like with your kids when there's lightning?

[Mincy]

Why would I do that, Danny?

[Big Cat]

Because you're doing it for the dog.

[Hank]

Are you this, like, why would he. Why would he take a precautionary measurement? What a terrible question.

[Frankie]

What's the difference, Shay, whether it's your dog or kid? Still have the fear of getting struck by lightning?

[Mincy]

My dog is at least house trained where she's not going inside. So she's got to go outside to pee.

[Danny]

Yeah, but in either scenario you're going outside.

[Frankie]

I'm not saying to go to the bathroom.

[Big Cat]

Say you're like, you're in a parking lot. Like you're in, in a store and it's a lightning storm. Happens you got to run to your car.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Danny]

That.

[Big Cat]

Your kids.

[Mincy]

That certainly I think is fine. But I'm not like spending time out there. Whereas it might take my dog.

[Big Cat]

Like see that's what minutes. That's the problem is you need to get your dog better equipped to pee like on command.

[Mincy]

She's like a year old. So it's.

[Danny]

The lightning also scares the out of the dogs.

[Mincy]

I know. Yeah. She wasn't going.

[Danny]

So she could have just waited till the lightning passed 3am no, it.

[Hank]

But it wouldn't have been three.

[Danny]

That just means the storms are in the general area till 3am it doesn't mean that storm that was local to your house is going to be there to 3am why do you not know this?

[Big Cat]

Also, when was the last time I get weather degrees? This is where he's.

[KB]

You ask these like lifestyle hypotheticals and expect them to have absolute answers like their equations. The real answer is yeah, you. You probably have to take a slight risk and bring your dog outside for a minute or two.

[Mincy]

That's what, that's what I did. And we went outside in the back. Didn't work. Went outside in the front, which I thought was a little bit more dangerous because we were nothing shielding us really. And then she did in like three minutes about. And we scampered back in.

[Danny]

But lastly, if. If the weather app says it's gonna. It could possibly be raining until 3am do you think it's gonna rain every minute until 3am and a lightning storm over your house?

[Mincy]

If there's no like pause in the blue lines, then yes.

[Big Cat]

But the lightning moves blue Lines.

[Danny]

What are the blue lines?

[Hank]

What are you talking.

[Mincy]

You guys not use the Apple weather map or the Apple weather.

[Danny]

You need. You need to get. You need to get a weather radar app to where you can see what's over your house.

[Hank]

My God.

[Big Cat]

I gotta be honest.

[Mincy]

I'm not interested in that.

[Hank]

Thank you for your.

[Brandon]

That's how he wins.

[Hank]

There it is.

[Danny]

But, Stephen, that is.

[Mincy]

My wife uses a different weather thing, and it's just too much for me. I just want the simple.

[Danny]

That is the most simple.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

That shows you eating radar.

[Danny]

Yes. That shows you where the weather is. That shows you where it is at that moment.

[Hank]

You're reading blue lines.

[Danny]

Yeah. You're reading forecasts.

[Brandon]

What are the blue lines?

[Hank]

Our blue lines.

[Mincy]

Better than a radar because it'll say. It'll give me the minutes when it's gonna stop.

[Hank]

Guess what a radar does, Stephen?

[Danny]

A radar is a picture of the. Of the storm. That's where it's raining right now. The green.

[Frankie]

Jesus Christ.

[Danny]

If you're in Rockford, it ain't raining.

[Hank]

All right, somebody.

[Frankie]

Some of the nerdiest things ever.

[Danny]

Did you say you're not.

[Hank]

The Rapaport videos.

[Mincy]

I've seen it, but I didn't know. I did not know how to read it. I didn't know how to read.

[Ella]

It even tells you the exact time on a lot of them, so you can see the exact time the cloud will be over your house.

[Hank]

All right, he got us again.

[Big Cat]

I feel like weather just didn't exist for Steven before.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I don't know how that's. I feel like weather is one of the first things you learn as a man.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And it's also something you obsessively check. Like, I look at it every morning to be like, all right, what am I dealing with today? Gotta get dressed for the day. Is it gonna rain? Is it cold? Is it warm?

[Mincy]

Before smartphones, I was a no check weather guy. Just look outside.

[Big Cat]

You just raw dog it.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

That's crazy.

[Reed]

All right.

[Mincy]

Sometimes you get rained on, sometimes you're cold.

[Danny]

Whatever. Before smartphones, I'm saying, like, so in 2005, you just. Whatever's out there is out there.

[Mincy]

Check outside. Sometimes you go out on the front stoop and see how cold it is, and that's it.

[Danny]

What about a day where it would start out 70 and sunny? It rains, and the rest of the day is 38 degrees.

[Mincy]

Curtains, you're all wet.

[Danny]

Is he living a better way?

[Big Cat]

No, he just kind of rolled.

[Brandon]

The answer is yes to every smartphone.

[Mincy]

So you Guys, no, you have to dial up Internet.

[Big Cat]

No, you'd watch the weather.

[Danny]

Watch the weather forecast.

[Hank]

Newspaper will tell you what's coming.

[Big Cat]

Newspaper, weather channel, radio.

[Hank]

Literally any other kind of media will say weather reports.

[Danny]

No. Yeah, I think part of getting older is just becoming more and more familiar with the weather.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, it's a. It's an integral part of your everyday conversation.

[Danny]

How did you have small talk with people?

[Brandon]

Yeah, you talk about.

[Danny]

Talk about the weather.

[Mincy]

Yeah, sometimes I'd be dressed inappropriately.

[Brandon]

It's like a thong.

[Mincy]

Yeah, sorry I didn't watch the news this morning.

[Big Cat]

The sun was out.

[Mincy]

Yeah, I mean, most of it. Most of the time it's fine. But then sometimes you get rained up.

[Hank]

Whatever.

[Ella]

Do you guys know anyone who's been struck by lightning?

[Reed]

I don't, no.

[KB]

They always have like twice though. All right.

[Ella]

Yeah, I've seen the videos where people get like. They're hiking and all of a sudden their hair starts to stand up and.

[Big Cat]

Oh yeah, they get the freckles and

[Ella]

it's like you're about to get struck. But I don't know anybody who's been hit.

[Brandon]

It doesn't really happen.

[Ella]

My house got hit. My chimney got blown off twice in our shed got blown up by lightning.

[Brandon]

Jesus.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, one of the.

[Danny]

I don't.

[Big Cat]

Oh, sorry. Go ahead. You know, goes. One of the. One of the huts at.

[Reed]

At my rural home got.

[Big Cat]

Got hit and it split the whole fucking wall from top to bottom pretty much.

[Reed]

Damn.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my name's Gnarly.

[Hank]

That's Gnarly.

[Danny]

A cool story from you, Zoba, for you. I don't think that was lightning. I think that was neighborhood kids fucking with your shed.

[Ella]

Yeah, neighbor kids also blew up the shed.

[Brandon]

There we go.

[Ella]

We had to go to. We had two different.

[Danny]

She had lightning and a kids blower

[Ella]

within the span of like a year.

[Danny]

Wow. That shed was doomed.

[KB]

You had kids blow up your shed?

[Ella]

Yeah, we've talked about on here before, but yeah, these teens were going through the neighborhood spray painting everybody's sheds. And then they discovered that ours was unlocked and so they went in it and they covered it with. My dad kept gasoline in there for the mower. They like douse it in gasoline. They like blew up our shed.

[Hank]

Oh, yeah, yeah, classic.

[Danny]

Was lightning first or second on the blow up the shed?

[Ella]

Second. So then we had to get a new shed and then lightning hit the new shed, the whole thing.

[KB]

And your chimney was like, dismembered.

[Ella]

I got hit by lightning twice. Like, got. So then we had to get lightning Rods on everything. And then whenever it stormed, it was like the house was a lightning rod. And that was really scary too. Not a fan.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ella]

It wouldn't be big lightning. We're on top of a hill.

[Frankie]

Okay.

[Ella]

So I think we're the first.

[Brandon]

Damn.

[Ella]

Nobody else? Nobody else.

[Danny]

No.

[Brandon]

My house is.

[Danny]

I've never gotten.

[Ella]

No.

[Danny]

No. I never had any lightning.

[Ella]

Especially down south. I feel like you should know some people who've been hit.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Definitely worse down there.

[Ella]

Your friend with the fish in the strip club, he probably knows.

[Brandon]

He looks like a guy.

[Ella]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah. I'll check with Blake, see if he's been struck by lightning. It's very, very possible that on a hog hunt or something, he's been struck by lightning.

[Ella]

Rome was on that plane that got hit by light.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

He said it was really scary.

[Big Cat]

And I was so drunk he didn't realize.

[Brandon]

Oh, that's good.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. The story went that he. Remember, he said he was like. He was drunk and then he saw, I think the flight attendant the next day and they're like. You don't realize how close we were to dying. I don't think.

[Mincy]

Do.

[Big Cat]

Do planes crash because of lightning? I don't think so.

[Brandon]

I wouldn't be shocked.

[Danny]

Sure they have, but I don't know.

[Big Cat]

I don't get planes. No plane has crashed from turbulence, I don't think.

[Hank]

I feel like we have the.

[KB]

If we. I don't know if we have the technology.

[Hank]

Like, it happened all the time.

[KB]

No.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, maybe used to.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Because then planes are shitty. They fly above the lightning most of the time.

[Ella]

Yeah. I feel like they try to avoid it.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

And then.

[Danny]

And then when they're landing or taking off, they won't take off. Or land. And lightning.

[Brandon]

So don't like birds take down planes?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, for sure.

[Ella]

That was the Hudson Goose.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Birds.

[Danny]

Well, not all. That's not really birds.

[Brandon]

Birds are definitely not

[Big Cat]

a lot of birds.

[Danny]

Most birds, Yeah.

[Hank]

A lot of birds.

[Brandon]

I'm assuming you guys got to the bottom of Connor Griffin being wildly horny.

[Danny]

Yeah, we. He just acted like it was just another day.

[Big Cat]

He's wearing a tit shirt.

[Danny]

He's wearing the Tate McCray McCray's tits on his chest.

[Big Cat]

Actually, I'm gonna email Dave about that.

[Brandon]

That's an issue.

[Big Cat]

Like, from the guy who brought you Lego titties.

[Hank]

He's dressed appropriately.

[Brandon]

Ankle Danny. What did Hankle say when he was making this?

[Reed]

What is that?

[Brandon]

It's a Lego chick.

[Frankie]

I didn't want to do this, but I thought it was a great Opportunity to call back the Lego joke

[Brandon]

that's just for me. It's a little treat for Nick, by the way.

[Big Cat]

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[Danny]

I am.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you are?

[Danny]

Yeah. Next week. I'm leaving Wednesday.

[Big Cat]

We're gonna miss you for mini golf.

[Hank]

Are you going?

[KB]

Dream trip.

[Danny]

I won't be there.

[Hank]

Saw a Master's ferry, not just anyone. Dropped a ticket.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Is that real?

[Danny]

Because this guy, he texted me and said he believes he's gonna have a ticket for Friday or Saturday.

[Big Cat]

How? Talking about Mincy.

[Brandon]

What?

[Danny]

It makes mine feel much less special. Now, I'm sure they let that guy in. I'm sure she's got a rich old miss friend who's gonna fly him down in a private jet and let him.

[Big Cat]

Did the Masters ticket fairy just show up? Interesting development.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he deserves a little relaxation.

[Danny]

Now, I want to. I want to let you guys in on a little family secret, and then you guys work with me through this. But don't just jump to any conclusions. Right? Okay. We agreed.

[Brandon]

Great.

[Big Cat]

I think.

[Danny]

You haven't agreed. Kate. You haven't agreed. Mark you. I'm not gonna agree. All right. You know, I split my tickets every year with my sister. I go on Thursday and Friday, she goes on Saturday. Sunday. Mintz just all of a sudden has a ticket for. For Saturday? I don't think I'm taking the tickets Thursday and Friday.

[Hank]

Oh, no.

[Danny]

Is my sister dating Ben Metz?

[Hank]

Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

Would that be the worst thing that could happen to you?

[Danny]

It's up there. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I prefer dating your mom, Nancy.

[Danny]

Dating my mom.

[Brandon]

Which would you rather walk in on?

[KB]

Honest to God, there might be a little worse.

[Danny]

Sister.

[Big Cat]

No, but he's like. It's his sister in name only. He doesn't even know her birthday.

[Danny]

Right. It's February 10th.

[KB]

I. Yeah.

[Danny]

No. My mom's 68. My sister's 30. Something.

[Ella]

Probably the worst thing would be both.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Hank]

Both would be awful at the same time.

[Brandon]

He's like, equal attention.

[Big Cat]

Because, like, if your mom ever said, like, oh, man, he's keeping me young.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that'd be brutal.

[Brandon]

What if the reason she had to get out of town is because he dumped her?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[KB]

Would you rather mincy dump your mom or just stay with her for eternity?

[Danny]

How do we get to this? I was just doing master's tickets with my sister.

[Big Cat]

Would you rather. I didn't agree, remember?

[Danny]

I guess none of you did agree.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

If he cheated on your mom, would you fight him?

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Would you be pissed?

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Like, if your mom came over and was bawling her eyes out and you're like, mama, what happened? She's like, benjamin. Benjamin went out last night, didn't come home till 3am Think I'd be happy

[Brandon]

that he cheated on your mom?

[Hank]

She does call him Benjamin.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Benjamin for sure. For sure.

[Danny]

I don't. I. It would be over at that point, Right. So that would be a good result.

[Big Cat]

Oh. And then she's like, but I want. I can't.

[Brandon]

He's the best I've ever had.

[KB]

When it's good, it's good. I can't quit him.

[Hank]

Rip my heart into a million pieces.

[Big Cat]

He's like a drug.

[Brandon]

The highs are high, but the. The lows, he's.

[Big Cat]

Sexual napop.

[Danny]

I guess I'd have to ask her what she wants me to do that do. I do it? Beat him up do.

[KB]

I can't quit him. I'm, like, innately attracted to him. My genetics are attracted to this man that you share with me.

[Frankie]

And he walks up to you and says, it's nothing personal, buddy.

[Danny]

So, yeah, Ben's going to the Masters. Looks like he got a ticket.

[Big Cat]

Is he actually. I'm actually excited because then he doesn't have to be on the mini golf team.

[Danny]

No, I think he will because he's not going till Saturday, right?

[Big Cat]

No, he's got to go Thursday. Yeah, he's got to go.

[Danny]

The text I got from him, look

[Big Cat]

at that fuzzy little head.

[KB]

There's no way he can get in, right?

[Brandon]

Is there a dress code?

[KB]

There has to be, like, a visual optic screening.

[Brandon]

Yeah, Right.

[Danny]

He said, what day are you going? Looks like I have a ticket for either Friday or Saturday, which I don't know how you don't know that.

[Big Cat]

So he's got to Go. He's got to go Thursday.

[Danny]

He has to go now.

[White Sox Dave]

He better get there.

[Big Cat]

Get out of here, dude. Go on. Get.

[Hank]

Leave now.

[Danny]

All right. That's. I can't believe this is the men's topic we're talking about.

[Big Cat]

Why? Oh, yeah. Poor lady.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Danny]

What did he think? What did it? What?

[Big Cat]

What?

[Danny]

What goes into all this?

[Ella]

What?

[Hank]

Why?

[Danny]

Why'd he post it?

[Hank]

Why did you post.

[Danny]

Why'd he do it?

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Like, those feet are beyond repair.

[KB]

Oh, yeah.

[Danny]

What's he haven't had?

[Big Cat]

What?

[KB]

Pretty gross.

[Frankie]

All she got was a thank you.

[Danny]

That looks like a cadaver.

[Hank]

It does.

[Cody]

You just.

[Brandon]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

You don't.

[KB]

She grabbed.

[Brandon]

I feel. I. I love pedicures. I feel guilty every time I'm getting one.

[Danny]

What if you have those feet?

[Brandon]

I would feel worse.

[Hank]

Have you ever taken a picture of the woman?

[Brandon]

I sure have.

[Reed]

No.

[Hank]

Posted it on the Internet?

[Ella]

No.

[KB]

Oh, look at that. She clutched his toe and it, like, crumpled like feta. Too. Aged. She aged in Oxford for 13 years.

[Brandon]

I zoomed the toenails.

[Big Cat]

Just.

[Danny]

Yeah, it's disturbing.

[Brandon]

It's years of probably having your shoes on the wrong feet. Yeah. Big stretch.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

Fair or foul, we have lunch catered often. And if you find out the place that's catering and call ahead and get them to bring you your own salad.

[Danny]

God damn it.

[KB]

No, That's.

[Big Cat]

That didn't happen, did it? Did it really?

[Brandon]

I won't say who.

[Big Cat]

That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy.

[Danny]

Worst.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Kyle, did you see Stu made the crossword puzzle.

[KB]

Stu finer.

[Brandon]

New York Times.

[KB]

Made the New York Times.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Brandon]

That's like. That's no way. On the midi. The brand new midi.

[Big Cat]

Finer Sports, Handicapped Media personnel. Wow.

[KB]

That is an achievement to me.

[Big Cat]

That's incredible.

[KB]

Such a milestone that's truly making Hollywood star.

[Big Cat]

Wait, what's openly gay?

[Brandon]

More better out three letters.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

Maybe.

[Big Cat]

Got it.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, God. Oh, yeah. What would you. I would try something different first, but. Yeah.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

That one works. Too gay. Not that one either.

[Danny]

No, no, no.

[Brandon]

There's a few. Midi's good.

[KB]

I hate it.

[Brandon]

You do?

[Hank]

Why?

[Brandon]

It's just more puzzle, man.

[Big Cat]

You can't cheat.

[KB]

There's no. You could cheat. There's just not. Like it's the two. It's the mini and the regular, and then that's just purgatory.

[Big Cat]

Have you been back on the crossroad game?

[Hank]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Good.

[KB]

We have sessions every day.

[Big Cat]

Great.

[Brandon]

We're back in 2014.

[Big Cat]

Great.

[Brandon]

It gets.

[Big Cat]

There's nothing better and no Googling?

[KB]

No. It's so hard to not. I feel like other.

[Big Cat]

I think at the crossroads is hard.

[KB]

No.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, because.

[KB]

Are you still fasting?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

What are you on?

[Danny]

That's 44 hours. So you get to eat in four hours?

[Big Cat]

I don't know. I might go 72.

[KB]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

I'm not hungry.

[Frankie]

Were you really hungry at all last night?

[KB]

How was last night?

[Big Cat]

Monday morning I was hungry last night. I was busy. I had to. I came back to the office to finish the coach's blog. So I think being busy was able to keep me away from it. But yeah, I, I woke up this morning, I was like. Felt great. Maybe around like 7:30 in the morning, I was like a little hungry and then I just haven't even thought about it since. I might just never eat again.

[Brandon]

It could work.

[Hank]

How much ice cream have you had during this fast?

[Frankie]

That's zero.

[Hank]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I. I'm surprised that it's like. I think maybe you just get to a point where you just don't. Your body's used to it. I don't know. Or, or maybe it's more. We. We underestimate how resilient our bodies are.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

People like, oh, need food, need food. I've not thought about food today.

[Brandon]

Now, do you think once this is all said and done, you end up gaining weight?

[Big Cat]

No, because I think I'm gonna be a fast guy now. Like this was remarkably easy. Again, I haven't done 72 hours, so I don't know.

[Danny]

I may.

[Big Cat]

The, the only thing that sucks is like the boredom of not having a meal. You know what I mean? Like that's a, that's a nice thing being like, what am I gonna do tonight? I'm gonna have a meal.

[Brandon]

Meals are how I break apart my days.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Brandon]

I have a meal and then I just count down. So.

[Big Cat]

But other than that I don't. Should I try to go 72?

[Danny]

No. That's what I say.

[Brandon]

No, for your first one I wouldn't

[KB]

be like fully committed. But see, just see how you feel.

[Big Cat]

Well, I gotta make a decision if I'm gonna eat tonight or not.

[Danny]

You can't make a game time decision.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, no, because. Yeah, maybe I can. I. I feel good. I don't know. Maybe fasting is like just the thing.

[KB]

Do you feel better than you usually do?

[Big Cat]

I feel completely normal. Maybe a little. Definitely lighter on my feet.

[Reed]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

So yeah, give my body a break. Reset everything. I think fasting is you.

[Brandon]

Yeah. When's your last.

[Big Cat]

Last night? Around seven.

[Brandon]

Was it pathetic?

[Big Cat]

No. That was Sundays.

[Brandon]

Sundays.

[Big Cat]

No, I could see it was Sundays.

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Like, I. I was like, that was something.

[Brandon]

That was Sunday.

[Reed]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brandon]

It's cool to be able to.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I'm like, I know where that came from. Yeah. No, I haven't. Haven't since then.

[Brandon]

Interesting.

[KB]

Amazing.

[Big Cat]

I don't.

[Danny]

I don't know.

[KB]

You have, like, a message to, like, do it. Other people who are.

[Big Cat]

I still don't really know why I'm doing it, other than I just wanted to do it. Yeah, I guess. Do it. Everyone should just do it. Try it. It's not that hard.

[Danny]

It's.

[Big Cat]

You just stop eating.

[Frankie]

I overheard Mint trying to talk to you about it yesterday.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man. When I started talking, he started slinking over.

[Danny]

I was like.

[Frankie]

And he was like. I did one of those a couple months ago. It's a lot easier when you're just eating Adderall.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Reed]

Maybe a little.

[Big Cat]

No, I'm going all natural. I've had black coffee, and there's, like, electrolyte powder that I put in. I put in my water twice yesterday.

[KB]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

It's supposed to, like, stop from, like, potentially cramping. You should do it, Kyle. I mean, you have done it.

[Reed]

I'm sure I have.

[Big Cat]

Right?

[KB]

I never really felt better. Just a little dizzy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Maybe I'll get dizzy later today. Maybe I'll eat tonight. Maybe I'll just save the 72 for another time. Brandy, you should do it. No, just test yourself.

[Danny]

Yeah. So that doesn't sound like a good. A good time. It's.

[Big Cat]

Seriously, I can't stress enough that, like, other than Monday morning, I haven't thought

[Danny]

about it, but I would think about it. I think about what I'm eating for dinner. Every day I wake up, I think about. I know what I'm eating for dinner tonight.

[Big Cat]

What are you eating?

[Danny]

I'm eating at a restaurant.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

But I. Steak?

[Danny]

No, no, no, no, no. It's not that kind of restaurant.

[Brandon]

Little restaurant.

[Danny]

I'm taking the youngest boy to the Bucs game tonight.

[Big Cat]

Oh, hell, yeah.

[Danny]

And there's a good. I'm eating stadium food, and I serve food.

[Big Cat]

Stadium or restaurant?

[Danny]

Yeah. Okay.

[Brandon]

If any Yak fans are going and want to kiss Brandon in front of his son, swing through.

[Danny]

The brewers in town tonight, so I'm hoping that keeps the crowd down. Yeah. I can't. I just can't even fathom wanting to fast. I can't. I can't.

[Brandon]

I can't for, like, even a short amount of time.

[Danny]

No, I just. That time, y'. All did a 24 hour fast.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You couldn't handle it?

[Danny]

I couldn't. I just don't know. There are ways, I think that I could get in shape or take care of my body that don't involve not eating.

[Brandon]

What if we replaced wet with 48 hour fast on the wheel?

[Danny]

No pass.

[Brandon]

You'd rather wet?

[Danny]

I'd rather wet.

[Brandon]

Have you seen the wheel?

[Danny]

I've heard.

[Big Cat]

Should we do it now?

[Danny]

Might as well. If somebody has to get. Jesus Christ.

[Big Cat]

Oh, maybe we shouldn't do it now.

[Danny]

I do it at the end. It's. It's always hilarious at the end when somebody walks in.

[Big Cat]

It's very funny.

[Danny]

Let somebody be wet for an hour. It's funnier. Oh, no.

[Hank]

We got to get people in here.

[Big Cat]

Got to get people. We have to get people in.

[Brandon]

We don't even know if it's wet. Odds are it's not.

[Danny]

There's just no way any of this is true. I asked Ben how he got tickets. I asked Ben. Ben means how he got tickets. He told me, I'm not going to tell the reason he's getting one this year because it's kind of. I have four in my family from when the event was founded. My great uncle was the golf pro at Augusta Country Club, not Augusta national. In the 40s.

[Big Cat]

Nuh.

[Hank]

That actually checks out. I mean, yeah. There has to be an explanation.

[Big Cat]

Max is watching.

[KB]

He said his great uncle.

[Brandon]

Is he confusing?

[Reed]

That it?

[Brandon]

No.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's. What's the booth in there for, Chuck? I want to talk about Illinois Hoops for.

[Danny]

What did you say? Tj?

[Brandon]

Mini golf.

[Hank]

Yeah. Tis the season.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Feels like it just happened, Hank.

[Danny]

Super.

[Hank]

There they are.

[Big Cat]

It is gonna be fun doing the old versus young. I'm excited for that.

[Hank]

I've never done mini golf.

[Big Cat]

Kate, are you playing or commenting?

[Ella]

I think I'm playing.

[Big Cat]

Okay, cool.

[Ella]

Unless you need. Unless you need a commentary.

[Big Cat]

No, no.

[Ella]

Either way.

[Danny]

No.

[Big Cat]

I was looking at my. The old team is.

[Ella]

I'm taking it serious.

[Big Cat]

Me, pft. Che, Titus, Kate, Chaps. T. Bob Deutsch, Chief White Sox. Dave. That's a good team.

[Brandon]

That's a good, good.

[Hank]

It's a really good team.

[Danny]

White Sox, Dave.

[Ella]

Old.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Remarkably.

[Danny]

Danny, were you around when he walked in with the shit on his hat yesterday?

[Brandon]

He had shit on his hat?

[Danny]

Oh, he walked in with bird shit on his hat. And we were like, you got a bird shit on your hat? He said, nuh. And he's throwing his hat. He took it off. He said, oh, I must have happened on My walk. And I was gonna say he put it back on, but he did throw

[Big Cat]

the hat away to.

[Frankie]

To deny it before even checking.

[Danny]

Deny it before checking. Yes.

[Brandon]

I love like I. I was searching old pictures of White Sox Dave just for myself because I didn't know he had a former Twitter account. Shy socks barstool. And I searched that on Twitter and I went to photos and I saved everything. There's one Northwestern. He's a Northwestern garb.

[Big Cat]

I want to see this.

[Brandon]

A tiny purple beanie and his, his face looks so small surrounded by his like rest of face.

[KB]

It's just.

[Brandon]

Search it. It's just there's a lot of like he got into an argument with Dave Portnoy about like how you should keep the sticker on your flat brim and it's him looking cool in the driver's seat with the brim up with a sticker on below.

[Big Cat]

Oh my God.

[Brandon]

It's the best.

[KB]

Shy socks Dave.

[Brandon]

Shy socks bar stool.

[Big Cat]

Is he your favorite? Yeah, I think so.

[Brandon]

By like a huge margin. I love Dave.

[Big Cat]

He.

[Brandon]

There's everything he does tickles me. You know, Kyle, everything Kyle says, oh, you gotta, you gotta have to search Shy socks bar stool and go to photos and you could just scroll. He's just a lot of the photos. He's the drunkest person you could ever imagine.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I'm excited for this.

[Brandon]

It's. I really like it.

[Big Cat]

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[Brandon]

You find anything you like, Kyle?

[Reed]

Yeah.

[KB]

Gotta keep the sticker under the bill or get the out.

[Brandon]

And then look at like a tough guy.

[KB]

The red striped. Oh no, this wasn't even the one I'm talking.

[Brandon]

Oh, he has a few of them like that. He loved that angle.

[Ella]

But was that to be funny or. No, it was.

[Big Cat]

Oh, oh, Oh.

[Brandon]

He's my favorite bite. Oh my God, what a guy.

[Ella]

I saw him out in the wild yesterday and I. It is just as exciting to come across him.

[Big Cat]

Oh, he looks perfect.

[Brandon]

It's really flat.

[Big Cat]

That doesn't look like him.

[Brandon]

No, no, no, no. He's really bl. In his late 30s. The Northwestern one I really loved.

[Big Cat]

What is that face?

[Brandon]

I don't know.

[Frankie]

The beanie.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's so funny.

[Danny]

How long ago were these pictures?

[Big Cat]

2013. Yeah.

[Brandon]

They're old, huh? God.

[Frankie]

That was just a woman's be crazy

[Big Cat]

that I think it might have been. It's crazy that White Sox daven in my life for 13 years.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Oh my.

[Ella]

That doesn't look like him at all.

[Big Cat]

That is such a good picture.

[Hank]

No way.

[Ella]

Oh,

[Big Cat]

the man.

[Hank]

What a glow up from Dave.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Seriously? Yep.

[Frankie]

The big polo.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's me. That was.

[KB]

Oh, that is you.

[Big Cat]

Next year's Rose Bowl. That was. We went and did a. We did a holiday party. I took the guys out to dinner and we took over a bar.

[Brandon]

What was white. What was he like when you first met him and what was he like in 27?

[Big Cat]

Same. Just like just the same. He's just perfect. He's perfect.

[Brandon]

He is. That's why Brandon needs follow heed his advice.

[Big Cat]

What's it.

[Brandon]

What's of parenting advice?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, he did give. I heard all the details. No, don't make your kids soft.

[Danny]

He doesn't want my kids turn out soft.

[Big Cat]

Don't take them on vacations.

[Danny]

Correct. Don't give them things.

[Hank]

He wants every kid to turn out like him. But he also doesn't want to have kids, which is.

[Danny]

He wanted to know what my kids drove, where my daughter drives.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Danny]

So he could determine if she's soft or not. Well.

[Big Cat]

And did he.

[Danny]

Did he determine he felt like that's a soft vehicle, your Jeep? Yes, yes.

[Big Cat]

What would be a hard view?

[Danny]

I don't know. For a 17 year old girl, I don't know if she has to have

[Brandon]

like a 1979 Peter that was no more than $3,000.

[Danny]

That's right.

[Big Cat]

Pretty sure if you have means like the goal is to just put your kid in a safe car.

[Danny]

Correct.

[Big Cat]

Jeep. Pretty much it.

[Frankie]

And it was still like a hand me down brand new car.

[Danny]

If you drive it right, it's safe.

[Frankie]

Was your first time seeing Dave in the gum clip or he.

[Big Cat]

He was already. Yeah.

[Frankie]

So then what. What made you realize the talent there?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

How did he have the job? He has it without doubt, but he has it. So was he was.

[Big Cat]

He was just blogging white socks and

[Frankie]

then

[Big Cat]

I had met him a few times at like watch parties and stuff? Yeah, I mean you, you guys know him, he's just perfect.

[Ella]

Did you know O.J. simpson like broke up his parents marriage? Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Wait, what?

[Ella]

Simpson like was the final tipping point

[KB]

of his own parents or Dave Williams.

[Big Cat]

Wait, we gotta get him down.

[Ella]

White Sox. Dave's parents.

[Hank]

White Sox. Dave's parents divorced because of OJ it was their final.

[Ella]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Hold on.

[Danny]

One of them believed he was innocent. One believed.

[Ella]

No, they ran into him at a bar car.

[Big Cat]

Wait, hold on.

[Ella]

A vacation? Maybe that's why he doesn't like what ensued. His dad fangirled over O.J. and his mom was like, he's a murderer. You can. And that was like the final.

[Big Cat]

I think that's incredible.

[Ella]

Yeah. And again, I think that was on a nice little Florida vacation, which is maybe why he's anti vacation.

[Brandon]

Ah, that could be led to his

[Ella]

parents divorce deep seated.

[Frankie]

I want to meet his dad so bad.

[Brandon]

You never have met William Williams.

[Frankie]

Oh, he won't let us.

[Ella]

Is that his name?

[Frankie]

Yeah, William Williams.

[Ella]

He just gets better.

[KB]

William.

[Brandon]

So wait, the gum clip was. He was already a barstool employee?

[Frankie]

Yeah, that would make sense. Okay, part time.

[Brandon]

Oh my God.

[Frankie]

I was just wondering, like you had to have seen video footage of him before that, right?

[Brandon]

Yeah, like what was it?

[Frankie]

Because I don't know if I could be sold from like a blog, you know, I'd have to meet him first.

[Big Cat]

Did. Why? Did anyone watch?

[Reed]

Oh, yeah, this is, it's like, it's like.

[Big Cat]

I don't know why that came up. I wanted to hear about O.J. simpson bringing up your parents marriage.

[Hank]

What are you doing?

[Danny]

Totally empty chair.

[Reed]

Didn't want to cut through all the cor.

[Danny]

Why would you.

[Hank]

There, there's, there's, there's shorter p. A.

[Big Cat]

M.

[Brandon]

You worked in logistics for a decade.

[Hank]

Could have walked around two chairs. Instead you walked around.

[Reed]

Okay,

[White Sox Dave]

yeah, we were at a tiki bar in. I think it was Isla Morada, Florida.

[Brandon]

You think so?

[White Sox Dave]

Keys. And he walked in, he was singing Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison, like with 12 guys. He had a whole posy with him. My dad was shitfaced. His buddy that came with us was shitfaced. They went up and shook his hand and like shot the shit with them for a minute. I'm out of breath from walking down

[Danny]

the stairs and no shame in that.

[White Sox Dave]

Yeah, I know. I knew you'd appreciate that.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[White Sox Dave]

And after that he went into like a back private room and my mom freaked out of my dad. And like a year later, that was it.

[Big Cat]

Damn.

[KB]

Oh my God.

[Brandon]

OJ and that's pretty vivid in your memory. You side were you on in that instance?

[White Sox Dave]

It was my dad. I mean, that's the only guy that's ever rushed for 2000 yards in a 14 game NFL season.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah. Number one thing he's known for.

[White Sox Dave]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What year was this?

[Danny]

And away?

[White Sox Dave]

I was like 6. I was 16, 17. So what was that, like junior in high school?

[Reed]

I think so.

[Big Cat]

Was that like 2?

[Danny]

How old are you?

[White Sox Dave]

Oh, 5ish.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Danny]

It's about 10 years. 11 years after the murders.

[Big Cat]

How old are you?

[White Sox Dave]

37.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

You're on the old squad.

[Brandon]

Did a bird on you?

[White Sox Dave]

Yeah, yesterday.

[Big Cat]

Damn, that's good.

[White Sox Dave]

I honestly thought that's what I said.

[Danny]

Yeah. Yeah.

[White Sox Dave]

I thought that's what I was coming down here for.

[Big Cat]

No, that's good luck.

[White Sox Dave]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Did the White Sox win last night?

[White Sox Dave]

They did.

[Big Cat]

They did.

[Brandon]

Hey, now that was a turning point. Hey, Was it a White Sox hat that got on?

[White Sox Dave]

It was a hat that I grabbed as I was walking out of the door that I wore for five minutes and then threw it out because of the bird shed.

[Brandon]

Was it a white socks hat?

[White Sox Dave]

No, I think it was this hat.

[Hank]

Black Dave.

[Big Cat]

That's bad for our bet.

[White Sox Dave]

I know it is.

[Big Cat]

Dave and I have a bet he's. He gave up on the White Sox season after three games.

[White Sox Dave]

I didn't give up on it.

[Big Cat]

You said they're going to lose 100

[Danny]

games they can hit.

[Big Cat]

And I said if they don't lose 100 games, so they have to win 63 games or more. If I. If they win 63 games or more or if they lose 100 games, I owe them $1,000. If they win 63 games or More, he has to bake me banana bread every single week from October to January 1st.

[Brandon]

He does that anyway. So. Nothing.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

But he has to hand me a fresh banana bread every single week.

[Brandon]

Do you have the sticker on the brim of that hat?

[White Sox Dave]

No.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Danny]

Did you get away from that lifestyle?

[White Sox Dave]

I did. I saw that yesterday. I. That's like. That's. That's something. Dave passed, I guess. That is. I don't ever at one time, at any point in my life remember saying, I'm a sticker guy. And I saw the tweet. I obviously have. That's embarrassing because sticker guys are the worst.

[Big Cat]

I love it. Fuck it.

[White Sox Dave]

I would have been.

[Big Cat]

It was so perfect.

[White Sox Dave]

I was so much closer to Nicky Smokes than I realized. And I don't say that in a bad way.

[Big Cat]

No, that is a bad.

[Danny]

I was I think you did say in a bad.

[White Sox Dave]

I just the. I don't know if douche is the right word because I like. I don't like douchebags, but I like Nicky Smokes. And we all call him a different type of dude. Yeah. You know what I mean?

[KB]

Right. So what's a better bravado? I don't. You're like a. A professional paintball fan at a Limp Bizkit concert.

[Cody]

Kyle.

[Brandon]

That's a douchebag.

[Big Cat]

That's such a good picture.

[KB]

So maybe just different decades.

[Big Cat]

I love it.

[White Sox Dave]

That picture. I. I'm pretty sure we. I was on my way to Blackhawks watch party for one of their playoff runs.

[Big Cat]

No. August 28th. It was.

[Danny]

Well, that was Dave. Well, that was Dave tweeting something.

[White Sox Dave]

I remember taking that picture and we were on our way to, like, a watch party for.

[Big Cat]

Oh, maybe that was.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Why.

[Hank]

Why did you take that picture?

[White Sox Dave]

My buddy took it. I don't know.

[Hank]

Okay.

[White Sox Dave]

My buddy Ryan did.

[Brandon]

He got.

[Big Cat]

I love.

[Brandon]

He just randomly took that picture of you?

[Hank]

Yeah. Was. This was the thought behind it, like, I look sweet.

[Big Cat]

You do.

[Cody]

I do.

[Brandon]

So maybe you gotta miss that Dave a little bit.

[Big Cat]

But that is the best, though, to see a picture of, like, yourself from 10 years ago and be like, I am significantly more attractive now.

[Brandon]

Sticker there.

[Danny]

Who does your beard now?

[Big Cat]

You're way more attractive.

[Danny]

Huh? Joel does it every week, every two weeks. Because your beard is. Is the most vast improvement you've made.

[Big Cat]

That's an awesome glow.

[White Sox Dave]

I've never had an issue. Obviously, the grooming of the beard was an issue.

[Danny]

That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

[White Sox Dave]

The growth of it. It was all the. It always had potential. I just didn't tap into that potential until, like, honestly, six months ago. I never lined up my beard one time my entire life. Like, professional.

[Danny]

Well, it's lined up now, and it looks great.

[White Sox Dave]

Thank you, Brandon.

[Danny]

You're welcome.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[White Sox Dave]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

We love you.

[Brandon]

How did you get discovered by Barstool?

[Big Cat]

Were you blogging under Neil and then.

[White Sox Dave]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[White Sox Dave]

That's like, kind of one of the. I'm pretty. I'm, like, 95% sure. I had a blog posted two hours before you did on the same day that you posted your first.

[Brandon]

Oh, so you outrank Big Cat.

[White Sox Dave]

Yeah, pretty much. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Seniority.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I was saying it's crazy. Like, I've known you for 14 years.

[White Sox Dave]

Yeah. Long time.

[Big Cat]

Long time. He's my guy.

[White Sox Dave]

That's well over.

[Big Cat]

Look at that. That was the that was the Christmas party.

[Brandon]

Was Eddie a moth, ghost,

[Frankie]

vampire and sinner.

[Hank]

Oh, my.

[Big Cat]

The boys remember that? We went to. We. No, it was. It was. We stool Internet.

[White Sox Dave]

We were launching the. It was a blizzard or something.

[Big Cat]

No, no, we went to. I. We did a late Christmas party. It was. We went to the Argentinian steakhouse.

[White Sox Dave]

On Lincoln. Yes, on Lincoln.

[Big Cat]

And there was. It was like a blizzard. And there was no one out on the streets. Then we went to a bar and just had.

[White Sox Dave]

We had. We had a case of beer on us for some reason. I remember. Yes, we're throwing the beers across in the street.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. It's a good time.

[White Sox Dave]

And there was nobody out there.

[Reed]

Like a Covid.

[KB]

Like.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, lockdown night Thursday.

[White Sox Dave]

But it was a blizzard or something. It was like a ghost town and we were just chucking beers.

[Danny]

I just said like a blizzard.

[White Sox Dave]

No, but that's what it felt like. It felt like COVID lockdown days.

[Big Cat]

He said what he said.

[Danny]

He did say what he said. Sad.

[White Sox Dave]

Oh, those are fun.

[Danny]

Nice.

[Brandon]

Yeah, nice walk down memory lane.

[Hank]

How do you feel when you look back on those pictures? Are you more like, this is cool how far I've come? Are you like, I can't believe that's where I was.

[Frankie]

Yeah, you got a little bit of diary.

[Reed]

A little bit of both.

[White Sox Dave]

I just really, really, really liked to drink. When I was in my 20s, I would have been best fucking friends with K. Dick and those guys. Now, like, I don't like to drink at all. It's kind of wild that.

[Danny]

Yeah, you do, don't you?

[White Sox Dave]

I mean, I'll. I'll drink. I don't.

[Kyle]

I don't.

[White Sox Dave]

I didn't quit drinking, but like, I

[Brandon]

don't get fucked up.

[White Sox Dave]

I haven't gotten like blackout whackout mode in a long, long.

[Big Cat]

I need to see blackout whack out mode.

[Brandon]

I need you on the case.

[Ella]

Yeah. Case race.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Next case race, we gotta do a royal rumble one Again.

[White Sox Dave]

Those days I would have been like an anchor for the case races these days. I will be. I'll be faced out of my skull after 10 beers.

[Brandon]

That's a lot of.

[Danny]

10's a lot.

[Hank]

It's a lot of beer.

[White Sox Dave]

It's not like I used to be able to drink, though.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but 10 beers in an hour and a half?

[White Sox Dave]

Yeah, that's a lot. That's a lot. I don't think I could do that. And not definitely not in an hour and a half. In like a course of a night. That would me up.

[Big Cat]

We gotta do another case Race.

[Danny]

Well, we do the Royal Rumble in the summer, right?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but it's been too long. It feels like. When was the last time we did a case?

[Brandon]

A Royal Rumble one.

[Danny]

When is our last?

[Big Cat]

And now we have Deutsch full time.

[Brandon]

Oh my God.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Thanksgiving.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that's right. We did Thanksgiving. Case race. That was good a while ago, Mike.

[Danny]

I don't know. They see Danny messes with these.

[Big Cat]

I didn't know someone messed with these.

[Danny]

Danny messes. Danny seats everything.

[Big Cat]

Everything.

[Frankie]

You hid my cushion today.

[Brandon]

Are you gonna be. Is tomorrow April Fools?

[Danny]

Sure is. Tomorrow's April. Oh my God, Conrad.

[Frankie]

It's a big holiday tomorrow. Brandon.

[Hank]

What college is gonna have a purple field? Find out tomorrow.

[Brandon]

That'll be sick.

[Big Cat]

What are you gonna do, Danny?

[Frankie]

I can't tell you now, can I?

[Big Cat]

If you do anything, I'm gonna kill you.

[Reed]

Yeah, like what?

[Frankie]

What's the line?

[Big Cat]

Any.

[Brandon]

So you do play. You plan on doing stuff?

[Frankie]

Well, now it's kind of hyped up. Now I gotta really pull something big off. Probably wasn't gonna beat any of you guys though.

[Big Cat]

How did April fool start, huh?

[Danny]

Great question.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Hank]

Some guy got caught doing something and he's like, honey, I'm full of April Fool.

[Big Cat]

Do you guys ever watch those prank videos that are not pranks, that they make me laugh? I know it's very stupid, but it would be like a guy being like, I'm gonna prank my girlfriend and drink 16 beers before she comes home. And then like the girlfriend comes. Like a nurse comes home and he's hammered. He's like, gotcha. Pranked you. I don't know why it works.

[Hank]

That's how April fool started, Stuff like that.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Pranked you. I just drank all these beers and now I'm shit faced. All right, Dave. Well, great seeing you.

[White Sox Dave]

Great seeing you guys. Thank you, guys.

[Big Cat]

Bryn, do State Farm after I do State Farm water.

[Danny]

What I do. Think we should spin the wheel early and have someone sit and wet it for an hour? Well, we got Dave.

[Hank]

We need more.

[Big Cat]

They probably. They probably forgot about it.

[Hank]

But we need more people. We need more people.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Danny]

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[Brandon]

Good read, my man.

[Danny]

Thank you very much.

[Brandon]

God, I love White Sox.

[Danny]

Dave. So he's your favorite, huh?

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Who's yours?

[Danny]

I think it's Big T. Okay. I think Big T is my favorite.

[Brandon]

Kyle, who's yours?

[Reed]

Deutsch.

[KB]

Still Deutsch. I don't consider him one of us.

[Hank]

Who is?

[KB]

Oh, I'm into Reed.

[Brandon]

Oh, have you been into Read?

[Reed]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

He pulled me aside to tell me that you two had a good conversation.

[KB]

He's got something about him. Yeah.

[Danny]

Titus is yours. I mean, yours is obvious.

[Hank]

It's not obvious. I don't know that it is. I have. I have a stable.

[Danny]

You do have a stable.

[Reed]

You.

[Danny]

You like all the boy dad guys. Yeah.

[Hank]

Also Cody.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Hank]

He would count as Cody guy. Someone who, like. You see that? I like him, and you're like, I just don't get it.

[Danny]

Sure.

[Hank]

Why? You know what I mean? One of those guys where it's just like, how could you possibly like him? And I really explain it.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Hank]

There's just something about the kid. Yeah.

[Ella]

Say again?

[Hank]

Cody's. Cody's that for me.

[Danny]

We're sharing who our favorites are.

[Ella]

I love Cody.

[KB]

Cody.

[Hank]

I like the baby, but I'm with you.

[Frankie]

I'm with you.

[Hank]

Kyle Deutsch is not one of us, though. Deutsch doesn't even cow. That's. That's a. It's like.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he's just like. He's a deity.

[KB]

Right?

[Ella]

He's doing a good job on the States.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Ella]

Outlines are looking good. You can't see it from here, maybe, unless you turn to the right.

[Hank]

Right.

[Ella]

Other way. Further up.

[Danny]

What's he doing up?

[Ella]

Memory's gonna drink the outlines. Oh, they're gone.

[Hank]

Oh.

[Ella]

Oh, there they are. They're on the wall.

[Big Cat]

Oh, perfect.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he said he can't have Michigan lose because it's about 31 beers.

[Big Cat]

That's great.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he's good.

[Big Cat]

I love it.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I love. I love Illinois.

[Big Cat]

Wait, Yeah, I think he should have

[Danny]

done Connecticut a little smaller.

[Brandon]

Arizona is pretty tiny.

[Reed]

It's good.

[Danny]

Why.

[Hank]

Why did he turn the bridges about

[KB]

to be 20 to 30 in each.

[Hank]

Why are they. Why are they vertical?

[Brandon]

I'm sure there's easier to read.

[Hank]

Yeah. Why?

[Brandon]

That will be the best shirt.

[Hank]

Turn it sideways.

[Mincy]

His patented N is on top of where it says final four.

[Brandon]

Oh, is it.

[Hank]

Can I get. Can you show us all the four cans? Which ones that is would be best on a shirt?

[Big Cat]

It's Illinois.

[Hank]

I do think it is Illinois. We. We clocked Illinois the second we saw, like the green outline with the Yukon's

[Big Cat]

just its regular color.

[Hank]

Yukon looks normal. I think Arizona's got something funny.

[Brandon]

I think we have to root for Illinois.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

So be it.

[Hank]

Undrinkable.

[Brandon]

Undrinkable. Illinois.

[Danny]

Oh, Illinois.

[Big Cat]

Well, and also Vill wins. All of our futures come back to us.

[Brandon]

Oh, Arizona looks great.

[KB]

So he's gonna cover the entire state with beers.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[KB]

Drink that amount if they lose.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[KB]

Michigan is deceivingly big.

[Big Cat]

It is.

[KB]

It is larger than Minnesota. Utah.

[Danny]

That's shocked.

[Brandon]

I would have never guessed.

[KB]

It's been Idaho.

[Big Cat]

Sweet than Idaho.

[KB]

It's bigger than Idaho.

[Danny]

Minnesota's big, isn't it?

[KB]

Like me in Michigan. Yeah, you wouldn't think. I don't. I don't. Even with the up.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I still don't know if I believe that.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Cody, come in here.

[KB]

It's the Napoleon of states.

[Hank]

There he is. There's my guy.

[Big Cat]

So, Cody, this actually is a real thing. And also we wanted to have you on in case we get wet. Yeah. Cody wants. Have you guys heard about this?

[Danny]

I don't know what you're saying.

[Brandon]

Has he been begging?

[Big Cat]

Cody wants, Snagging wants. He's doing a fundraiser for his wedding.

[Cody]

No.

[Danny]

Yeah, I haven't. I haven't heard about this.

[Big Cat]

Brandon, he came up to me. He's like, hey, can we. Could you make a Stella blue gift package for my fundraiser for my wedding? I was like, what?

[Cody]

It's a stag party.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Cody]

Which is a Buffalo tradition. I didn't realize no one really had heard of it before.

[Big Cat]

Okay, makes sense.

[Danny]

What is it?

[Cody]

Basically, we rented out a space. People buy tickets.

[Big Cat]

What type of space?

[Cody]

Like a bar.

[Big Cat]

Is it a bar or like a bar?

[Cody]

Bar adjacent.

[Big Cat]

So it's not a bar.

[Brandon]

So what's the space?

[Big Cat]

What is the space?

[KB]

Space.

[Big Cat]

Is it a bar?

[Cody]

There's a bar. Yeah. Inside.

[Frankie]

It's a Chucky.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Big Cat]

It's a whole buffalo.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay. So like the Knights of Columbus.

[Cody]

Similar.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Where wing nuts used to be. Yeah, that place rocked Rolling Alley at a basketball court.

[Danny]

So.

[Cody]

Yeah, it's like. It's like that people buy a ticket, you know, there's kegs of beer, food, like open admission.

[Brandon]

Or it's invite.

[Cody]

Well, it's like invite. Yeah, it's people.

[Big Cat]

But anyone could come.

[Reed]

Sure.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Ella]

So it's like an engagement party for anyone.

[Cody]

It's like a bridal shower for brawlic dudes.

[Hank]

There we go.

[Ella]

Oh, it's dude.

[Brandon]

You're not.

[Danny]

But you're not like dude at all.

[Frankie]

What?

[KB]

This isn't for dudes. On. What is this during after your wedding?

[Cody]

It's. It's next month. It's a stag party, but they're a

[Hank]

fundraiser traditionally to a bridal shower. You don't pay.

[KB]

Right.

[Hank]

I mean, tickets.

[Cody]

Yeah, it's a buffalo thing.

[Big Cat]

And so you're auctioning off things.

[Cody]

So. Yeah, there's like baskets from different, like, brands.

[Big Cat]

The money goes to your wedding, correct? Huh? I guess. Yes.

[Cody]

Great. Thank you.

[Ella]

It's like how people do for medical expenses.

[Cody]

You already said so.

[Hank]

You have to. You're fronting the cost of renting the lodge, right? The. The alcohol, you front all that cost?

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Hank]

So you can raise money for your wedding, but you first have to raise money to pay for the lodge and the food and that. You see.

[Brandon]

Right.

[Cody]

Let's paid for. It's basically just celebration.

[KB]

It's.

[Cody]

It's different from a bachelor party.

[Big Cat]

Are you doing a bachelor party?

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

So you're doing both?

[Cody]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Is there a fundraiser at the bachelor party?

[Cody]

No.

[Hank]

How are we going to raise. What I'm saying is, how are you going to raise money to even throw the stag party?

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Reed]

It's already.

[Hank]

Where's that money coming from? Should we have a party here?

[Brandon]

Oh, a pre stag party to have.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's a good quality. Yes. On the act. Let's have a money pre stag.

[Brandon]

Let's do it.

[KB]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Like that.

[Brandon]

Now, is there a chance you don't break even at this stat.

[Cody]

It was like a hundred bucks for the space.

[Big Cat]

What about the beer and the food?

[Cody]

Keg was like 200. So, like two of those probably.

[Brandon]

Food's probably like 400, so you're down a grand.

[Danny]

But it's like, food should be more.

[Big Cat]

How much are you gonna make off of this?

[Brandon]

Not much.

[Cody]

It's more of just like a celebration

[Big Cat]

kind of keep saying that word.

[Brandon]

But it's for people that you aren't close enough with to take on your bachelor.

[Big Cat]

And you want their money?

[Brandon]

Maybe like your fiance's dad, Will he be there?

[Cody]

Yeah, it'll be like her dad, his friends, like my friends, dads and, you know, my family and stuff.

[Danny]

Just drinking together.

[Cody]

Yeah, just an auctioning, playing cornhole, playing darts, pool, whatever.

[Big Cat]

What about the auction?

[Cody]

And then there's baskets where you can win a raffle.

[Frankie]

Well, who else have you asked to donate?

[Cody]

So we got stuff from like the Sabers and like.

[Danny]

Oh, about the bandits.

[Cody]

Bandits. Yep.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we'll throw something in there.

[Danny]

Got something from the Sabers.

[Brandon]

Did you just reach out to the Sabers?

[Cody]

My buddy works there. Nice.

[Danny]

It's your buddy, Tage Thompson?

[Cody]

No, I wish.

[Big Cat]

I mean, I think this is kind of a cool thing. Except for the whole, like, I'm for it fundraiser part.

[Ella]

This?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it feels like you should go to a charity.

[Danny]

No, but I mean, the weddings are expensive and, you know. Yeah.

[Ella]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Are you obligated to give like a speech?

[Cody]

I don't think so.

[Frankie]

No.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Cody]

No, it's more of just like.

[Danny]

You ever seen Cody's bed hanging out?

[Big Cat]

His bed?

[Hank]

Yeah, he's got a hospital bed in his kitchen.

[Danny]

He has a hospital?

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Sleeps in a hospital bed.

[Big Cat]

Wait, but you have.

[Hank]

It's in his kitchen.

[Big Cat]

That was fiance.

[Cody]

Right?

[Big Cat]

You both sleep in the hospital bed.

[Cody]

That's a big bed.

[Big Cat]

Do we have a picture of it?

[Cody]

Yeah, it's on my Twitter somewhere.

[Big Cat]

I'd like to see this hospital bed because then I might have to up my stag party correct this. What about if I could just give you money?

[Cody]

I mean, you could do that, but how much.

[Brandon]

How much does it cost for a raffle ticket to get like, to get a basket?

[Reed]

The bat.

[Cody]

I mean, whatever. The basket would people want to donate the ticket to go is 30.

[Big Cat]

Okay, so what if we made a basket that was just a thousand dollars cash basket?

[Cody]

That would be insane.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Cody]

I feel like a lot of people would want to go for that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

But like, what? You should try to win that one.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Cody]

I mean, it's more just for fun. I mean, whoever wants to do it.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Brandon]

That would be a thousand dollar big cat basket.

[Cody]

A big cat basket? Yeah.

[Big Cat]

All right. I'm in for a basket.

[Brandon]

I love it.

[Big Cat]

I don't know what it will be.

[Ella]

Okay, can we each make a basket to send with you?

[Brandon]

I mean.

[Hank]

Yeah, you could basket for sure.

[Big Cat]

All right, so yeah, maybe in the pre stag party we make our baskets.

[Danny]

Oh, none of us are expected to come to the stag party, Correct? Correct.

[Cody]

Invited me you're invited for sure.

[Brandon]

But, like. Wait, you invited Big Cat?

[Big Cat]

Actually, you did.

[Reed]

Me?

[Big Cat]

You just asked for.

[Danny]

Invited Big Cat. But not the. Mostly guys.

[Big Cat]

No. Now that I'm thinking about. He did not invite me. He just asked.

[Cody]

I just said open. I don't think anyone is going to go to Buffalo for a stag party.

[Big Cat]

You don't know that.

[Danny]

I don't know if I wins the bachelor go for the wedding.

[KB]

When you put it like that. Stop calling it a stag party. Call it a ball.

[Big Cat]

Call it a fundraiser.

[Hank]

The fundraiser.

[Danny]

Cody's ball.

[Cody]

Cody's ball.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Cody]

The bachelor's in May.

[Big Cat]

Where's that? New York City.

[Cody]

No, no, like upstate.

[Big Cat]

This is your Buffalo. Why are you being so vague?

[Cody]

Upstate New York.

[Brandon]

What do you think?

[Big Cat]

Like Finger Lakes?

[Ella]

Fingerling. Are you guys doing the wine stuff?

[Cody]

Probably just get, like, hang out.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Drink, like in a hall or something?

[Cody]

No, like a house.

[Hank]

Is your fiance having a bridal shower?

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And it's. How much does that cost?

[Hank]

Does that cost tickets for the people

[Big Cat]

who want to go?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Cody]

That was handled separately from my endeavors.

[Ella]

We are there people. So anyone can go to the stag party. Are there people in Buffalo who just love going to stag parties? And they just show up at stag parties?

[Cody]

Yeah, I mean, I.

[Ella]

People, like a stranger could come in and they'd be welcome.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Like, traditionally, like back in the day, people would put up flyers before social media. They put up flyers for, like, at a bar and like, oh, Johnny's having a stag on Friday night. Let me go down there and.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's actually kind of cool.

[KB]

Yeah, it's like a.

[Danny]

So this is putting up a flyer. This is a flyer that you've.

[Cody]

Right.

[Big Cat]

So anyone listening right now could come, right? Yeah.

[Cody]

I mean, there is a capacity limit

[Big Cat]

for sure, but any. Any yak fans in Buffalo, please come to Cody's stag party.

[Danny]

More money, right?

[Ella]

Yeah, That's a good thing.

[Cody]

Yeah, for sure. 50 people limit.

[Danny]

No, that's a small limit.

[Frankie]

So would it be weird if some random stranger just went to it that doesn't normally.

[Brandon]

Would you, like, ask him to leave?

[Reed]

No.

[Big Cat]

Money's green.

[Cody]

Money's green. Money talks. No, I wouldn't. I don't think it'd be weird. As long as they're not, like, weird.

[Hank]

But you want. You want more people there because you're

[Cody]

saying, like, I mean, at this moment, we. We have like, a ton of people coming that we know, like friends and family.

[Big Cat]

When is this?

[Cody]

Next month.

[Hank]

April.

[Big Cat]

I think we should spin a Wheel for one of us has to go.

[Hank]

Yeah. Office.

[Danny]

What day is it?

[KB]

16.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Cody]

Is that Thursday? Friday. Whatever that Friday is.

[Big Cat]

Office Office wide.

[Brandon]

Office wide. Are you cool with that? To make your day a punishment.

[Cody]

Let's spin it now. That'd be so funny.

[Hank]

It's like I'm on vacation.

[Danny]

Is this men only?

[Cody]

Yes. Yes.

[Danny]

So any woman lands on would just.

[Big Cat]

What if it's, like, a hot chick?

[Cody]

What if.

[Hank]

Kid. What? Kate can come.

[Danny]

Yeah, she's a dude.

[Hank]

Kate can come.

[Danny]

Sure.

[Hank]

Kate's a man.

[Cody]

Oh, come on. So you're saying whoever this lands. Best of one, this person's going to Buffalo in April to go to the stag.

[Danny]

You're saying them.

[Big Cat]

But I. Yeah, we'll. We'll figure out.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[KB]

They'll be highly encouraged.

[Big Cat]

Highly encouraged.

[Cody]

Okay.

[Hank]

That's.

[Reed]

I love that.

[Cody]

This is the ultimate, like, thrill right here.

[Big Cat]

Really?

[Cody]

People sleep on Buffalo.

[Ella]

I love this idea.

[Big Cat]

You know I love Buffalo.

[Hank]

Well, yeah, of course I don't.

[Cody]

Have you been?

[Hank]

Yeah, it's. It's a dog. Okay.

[Big Cat]

Oh, come on.

[Cody]

Come on, dude. City of good neighbors.

[Hank]

I'm messing with you, Cody. You know that. You know. You know you like the joke.

[Cody]

Joke.

[Brandon]

All right, spin this.

[Big Cat]

Spin the wheel. Yeah,

[Cody]

yeah.

[Big Cat]

Just gotta go to a stag party. If it's me, I'm gonna cry.

[Brandon]

What if it's Gruden Cody? That'd be so sad.

[Reed]

That would be insane.

[Cody]

My dad loves Gruden.

[Big Cat]

All right, great.

[Reed]

Awesome.

[Brandon]

Are you cool with Sante?

[Cody]

Yeah, Sante's great.

[Big Cat]

Can you bring a Rubik's Cube?

[Danny]

For sure.

[Cody]

You could bring them all. We could do a Rubik's basket.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Danny]

Why would you want to?

[Cody]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

Sante would want to win it.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

Okay.

[Brandon]

You and so.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Reed]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Should I text Josh Allen and invite him?

[Cody]

Hell, yeah. Love that guy.

[Big Cat]

Check down King.

[Cody]

Hey, despite. Whatever. Like, sports is sports. I love that guy.

[Big Cat]

Check down King.

[KB]

You get.

[Cody]

You get fired up about sports. You get pissed sometimes.

[Danny]

It was a week. So football.

[Big Cat]

MVP season.

[Cody]

49 yards at halftime.

[Brandon]

Football removed. What do you like about Josh Allen?

[Cody]

I think what he's done for the city of Buffalo is insane. Like, do you love him as a per.

[Hank]

It's a football player that you hate.

[Cody]

No, I love both sides. But, like, what you're able to do and build a culture in a city that never had, like, great success.

[Danny]

Went to four Super Bowls.

[Cody]

I mean, lost them all.

[Danny]

Yeah, but.

[Cody]

But he gave the city hope. He's more than just a quarterback to me.

[Hank]

Wow.

[Brandon]

Would you rather him stop being a philanthropist to the city or stop football?

[Cody]

I think it's hand in hand.

[Danny]

Well, yeah.

[Brandon]

It's not really how this works.

[Hank]

It's a hypothetical.

[Cody]

I mean, eventually he's going to retire. I think he's tied to the city right now.

[Hank]

That's just a hype.

[Brandon]

So what's the question I asked 30 seconds ago?

[Ella]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Zoned out.

[Brandon]

Would you rather him stop taking care of the city, stop supporting the city, or stop playing football?

[Danny]

The answer's five.

[Big Cat]

Really?

[Cody]

I think he's taking care of the city.

[Danny]

Stop taking care of the city?

[KB]

No.

[Cody]

Continue to take care of.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Danny]

If he wins the super bowl, that means he takes care of the city more than anybody.

[Cody]

Ever think that's what I'm saying. It's like hand in hand. It's like chicken and the egg.

[Big Cat]

Right. But you don't want him to stop playing football.

[Danny]

That's what's taking care of the city.

[Cody]

No, we're going to new. New c. New stadium this year. I'm Fire up.

[Hank]

Are you still excited about the wedding? You getting cold feet or anything?

[Brandon]

No.

[Big Cat]

I see this bed.

[Danny]

What was the name of their old stadium?

[Big Cat]

That's your bed.

[Cody]

I'm Mark.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Cody]

That is my.

[Danny]

That's his hospital bed.

[Big Cat]

We got to get you a bigger bed.

[Cody]

Terrible picture.

[Ella]

Is that your own?

[Danny]

You took it.

[Big Cat]

I took the picture.

[Frankie]

Is that.

[Hank]

Is that a sheet over it? Where. Where's the picture? Where? It's in your kitchen.

[Ella]

Why was it in the kitchen?

[Cody]

I moved it. I was renovating. Renovating the space.

[Brandon]

Why do you always just have one pillow center?

[Reed]

One pillow.

[Frankie]

It looks like you're, like, on hospice.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Ella]

How often are you curved up like that?

[Cody]

Oh, it's ergonomic.

[Hank]

I love you. Got the flowers in the corner. Just.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Let's make the place look really nice.

[Cody]

Yeah, that. So that was my studio. Not much space in there, right?

[Hank]

In the kitchen?

[Cody]

Yeah. Working on it.

[Hank]

I love you, man.

[KB]

And where did you.

[Hank]

Bro, I love. I can't get enough of Cody. And I'm glad you're here.

[Cody]

Fired up. Final four coming up.

[Big Cat]

Are you going?

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Yeah. You want to hang out?

[Brandon]

No.

[Cody]

Okay.

[Hank]

Like Tiger woods at tgl. Last week you were happy and engaged.

[Brandon]

Did you see photos of him at tgl?

[Big Cat]

No.

[Brandon]

He did not look happy or engaged. He looked bad.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Disengaged.

[Big Cat]

Oh, he had some pills in his pocket.

[Brandon]

Not great.

[Big Cat]

And vicious hiccups.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

You see that part of the report?

[Brandon]

No, I didn't know. That's like the most stereotypical drunk Move. Ever.

[Big Cat]

But he wasn't drunk.

[Brandon]

No.

[Big Cat]

What did Riggs say, by the way? Cody, you're dismissed.

[Cody]

All right, thanks.

[Brandon]

Great showing, Cody.

[Big Cat]

What did Rigs.

[Danny]

I saw Frankie, like, he said some things.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Frank, I guess, is dead to me.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

We decide where to start. It's just an incredibly sad thing.

[Big Cat]

I hope that Tiger Wood's video didn't suck the way that race is just,

[Brandon]

like, doing as well as they can. I think Anthony Kim put it incredibly well where he's just said, basically, I

[Big Cat]

don't know what this guy's going through.

[Brandon]

I don't know what he's dealing with.

[Big Cat]

He said, it isn't my business.

[Kyle]

As someone who has and will always

[Brandon]

deal with my own issues like every other human. I pray the man who positively influenced

[Big Cat]

my life and millions of others overcomes what he is going through.

[Kyle]

Trust God. 1% better sober is dope.

[Brandon]

I thought that was a great message

[Big Cat]

in the whole thing.

[Brandon]

But where would you guys like to

[Reed]

start on the entire Tiger woods situation? Yeah, I mean, I think it's more like if you want to just kind of rattle off what you're thinking. I mean, that video kind of went crazy this weekend. I personally thought it sucked.

[Brandon]

I hated the video out of you,

[Reed]

and I hated the video out of Dan Rapaport. I think this whole situation sucks. I mean, making it into, like, like, an us. Like, being like Ruhaha about Tiger right now is, like, not the time to be doing that. I mean, it's brutal, man. This is, like, not good. I don't take this stuff lightly in terms of, like, putting other people in danger. And I mean, it's. At some point, like, Tiger woods is, like, doing, like, unbelievably wrong things. You know what I mean? Like, and. And at. If it was, like, for his own. His own demise, like, I. I get that. Like, things that he wants to do, his own vices, whatever it may be. But, like, now it's like, what are you. You're like.

[Big Cat]

You could kill people.

[Reed]

Like, every day you get behind the wheel, you're gonna.

[Brandon]

You're gonna kill somebody. Like, what.

[Reed]

What is he actually doing? I can't. I can't defend that just because I

[Brandon]

like the golfer he is.

[Reed]

You know what I mean? Yeah.

[Kyle]

100.

[Big Cat]

Like, oh, Riggs, go ahead.

[Reed]

I'm not on that wall. And, you know, I mean, like, that's not.

[White Sox Dave]

Yeah, me.

[Reed]

So, like, for that to be four plays brutal is my. That's kind of my take.

[Hank]

Oh, wow.

[Big Cat]

All right, listen. That was harsh.

[Danny]

What was the response to that.

[Frankie]

You got to put a video out defending Rigs.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah. I'm gonna have to word for word what Rick said.

[Reed]

Wow.

[Brandon]

Riggs did have like a five minute response after. After that.

[Reed]

Basically saying, like, it's an in. Like, you have to know the bar stool of it all.

[Brandon]

Like the.

[Reed]

The Dave versus foreplay of it all

[Brandon]

to kind of understand. Like, it kind of blew up outside of the barstool circle. But also like, none of the other

[Reed]

golf media accounts were reporting this happening when it happens.

[Danny]

Like, what?

[KB]

Good.

[Hank]

Good.

[Brandon]

And Grant Horvath and the other like golf creator accounts similarly were not instantly

[Reed]

reporting about this situation.

[Brandon]

That was what Riggs's stance was, that

[Reed]

they should also do that.

[Brandon]

And then when Dave puts it out

[Reed]

there now it's out there.

[Brandon]

Now it's a barstool thing.

[Reed]

And if you don't understand the Dave

[Brandon]

vs Riggs, Dave vs foreplay of it all, then maybe that context would not like the.

[Reed]

The Riggs laughing video.

[Brandon]

Then that's the context that.

[Big Cat]

Got it.

[Reed]

There's like a five minute reply that foreplay tweeted out of Riggs talking about it.

[Big Cat]

If you want to watch that.

[Hank]

Wow. Wow.

[Brandon]

I'm sure it's good.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Hank]

All I know is I just woke up in Japan. Another Tiger woods car. That's all I know.

[Brandon]

Every time I wake up in Japan, this happens.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Hank]

Just woke up in Japan. Another Tiger woods car accident.

[Big Cat]

By the way, I've decided that it's gonna hit wheel reset.

[Brandon]

Oh, okay.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Spend it then.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Reed]

Spin it.

[Danny]

Now.

[Brandon]

Let's do it while Brandon's out.

[Big Cat]

Wheel reset. It's gonna hit it. I've decided that. God damn it.

[KB]

You're hungry.

[Hank]

It's actually wet.

[Big Cat]

God damn it.

[Danny]

Hold on.

[Brandon]

Who's upstairs that we can get? That's not watching.

[Big Cat]

We gotta get. We gotta get. We gotta get it. We gotta load this thing up. We gotta load this.

[Hank]

Ebo.

[Big Cat]

Hey, Brandon.

[Hank]

I'll textivo.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we gotta load this thing up.

[Frankie]

Bad news, Brandon.

[Brandon]

Don't be so chipper, pal. Brandon's wet already.

[Big Cat]

Oh, did you pee your pants?

[Danny]

Bad.

[Brandon]

Let me see.

[Big Cat]

See, let's see.

[Ella]

It's wet.

[Hank]

Enough accounts.

[Big Cat]

Come on. Let's see. Let's see.

[Brandon]

Brandon laying on wet this.

[Frankie]

Brandon, your pants.

[Big Cat]

Show us, bro.

[Danny]

I'll let you. You two can lean over and look.

[Brandon]

Gladly.

[Danny]

Without.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God. He really pissed his pants. That's a lot of piss.

[Danny]

That's a lot of pants.

[Ella]

What size was Sacajawea? $?

[Brandon]

No, it's larger.

[Ella]

Larger. Yeah, it's probably two Haagen Daz lid Show.

[Danny]

Show the states again. It was, like, Connecticut.

[Ella]

Connecticut.

[Danny]

Yeah. No, actually, it might be Michigan because it has an upper Peninsula.

[KB]

Peninsula Deceivingly big.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Ella]

Wow.

[Danny]

Guys, you know what?

[Brandon]

How did it go?

[Danny]

Sometimes you pee on yourself.

[Brandon]

It's above where your penis is.

[Danny]

Somebody's pooping in there, and I was trying to get out there in a hurry.

[Big Cat]

That is the worst.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[KB]

Stop covering your.

[Danny]

I can't. I gotta cover my.

[KB]

Like an athlete getting interviewed by Taylor Rooks.

[Danny]

Yeah, much like that.

[Brandon]

Oh, that got.

[Danny]

Yeah. Did it land on wet or y'?

[Big Cat]

All. Oh, it did. So we're gonna try to get some people in here.

[Hank]

Yeah. Evo already.

[Danny]

Oh, we can get mints, no problem. We just ask him about the master's ticket. He gets up, gets out.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Text him.

[Ella]

Has mints ever been wet?

[Big Cat]

Oh, man, that would be great. A wet minsy would be fresh toes. Zach. Hey,

[Hank]

Zach.

[Cody]

Hello.

[Danny]

Hello.

[Big Cat]

I should feel bad about this one.

[Brandon]

Don't sit. Don't say it.

[Mincy]

Don't sit.

[Danny]

He's sad. He's sad.

[KB]

I don't want him wet. No one wants him wet. All right.

[Danny]

He's not gonna get wet.

[Big Cat]

You might as well sit. Might as well sit now the wheel is wet.

[White Sox Dave]

It was.

[Danny]

What?

[Big Cat]

We'll just stay dry. Most of us will stay dry. Yeah, that's actually a really good point. The majority of us will stay dry. What if most.

[KB]

It's more of a dry wheel.

[Danny]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Hank]

It's only a problem for one of us.

[Brandon]

Yes, it's a wet problem for one of us.

[Hank]

For one of us. The rest of us. It's not a problem at all.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Cody]

I don't.

[Reed]

It just.

[Brandon]

Well, just depends because, like, what if.

[Danny]

How would it be a problem for anybody else?

[Brandon]

Like, what if I, you know, I

[White Sox Dave]

get wet and then actually get you wet?

[Brandon]

That's right.

[Danny]

Like, how would that happen?

[White Sox Dave]

Shakes off, like hallway, you know, walking

[Brandon]

past each other is.

[Danny]

You gonna hug me?

[Reed]

No.

[Brandon]

If you initiate embrace, yeah, sure.

[Danny]

But I'm not gonna initiate embrace if you're wet.

[Frankie]

You're wearing a windbreaker.

[Brandon]

It's good to know.

[Danny]

Have we ever hugged?

[Reed]

No.

[Frankie]

Probably not.

[Danny]

Does anybody ever, Initially.

[KB]

How many men do you think one wet man could get wet? Oh, by a telephone game of hugs.

[Hank]

Oh, man.

[Brandon]

It pro.

[Big Cat]

You guys want to hug?

[Brandon]

Could I get dry? Every man in this office?

[Ella]

Yeah, I think you could get pretty dry.

[Big Cat]

Zach.

[Danny]

What's cooking?

[Reed]

What's cooking now?

[White Sox Dave]

Me wet?

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Brandon]

Then

[Big Cat]

not too much cooking up.

[Brandon]

Nothing on the Stove right now, at the moment.

[Big Cat]

That's all right.

[Brandon]

What's changed since. When you first moved to Chicago in your life, are you still having McDonald's? Yeah, I've been eating the best. Okay. I'll be honest with you. So that's remained the same.

[Big Cat]

I've.

[White Sox Dave]

I haven't been eating the McDonald's as much, but I had just carbs. A lot of carbs.

[Big Cat]

Mincy, you got tickets?

[Frankie]

It's two. It's still being worked on, so I was told. My buddy thinks they have an extra for either Friday or Saturday.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Frankie]

But he wouldn't say that if it wasn't real.

[Big Cat]

All right, Just come. Come back tomorrow and update us.

[Frankie]

Okay?

[Danny]

All right. All right.

[Frankie]

And the thing I was texting you about my family tickets. I'm gonna ask for those for next year. To get us.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Frankie]

To get us. I can probably get that. I just have to ask, like. My great uncle was the golf pro at Augusta country club in the 1940s. Not Augusta national, the other one.

[Big Cat]

He was racist. Racist.

[Frankie]

I don't know about that. But. But when the Master.

[Brandon]

Let's name it the Master.

[Frankie]

When the Masters was founded, my family. We've had four tickets in our family the whole time.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Frankie]

But it's like a big family, and I've only got them twice. I went no. 1, and I went no. 4 when Mickelson finally won.

[Big Cat]

Nice.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

The best spot to sit. My cousin taught me this. You bring tailgate?

[Danny]

Told me this last year.

[Frankie]

Yeah. You bring tailgate chairs. And when the gates open, you can't run, but you walk briskly. You set your tailgate chairs down on the 12th tee box because you're right on Amen corner. You can see the 11th green, the 12th tee box, the 12th green, and the 13th tee off. And there's chicken sandwiches and concessions right there. That's led with that. That's the dream spot.

[Hank]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Love it.

[Brandon]

How the tootsies feel.

[Danny]

That's a different spot than you told me last year, by the way.

[Frankie]

I don't think so.

[Danny]

You told me last year. The. Under the hill at number six.

[Frankie]

That's cool, too, where they bomb it over you. Because I remember I was, like, laying out on there, taking a nap. But they corner spot, you get to see all three.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Frankie]

That's the. That's because that's the famous spot.

[Danny]

Nice.

[Frankie]

What tootsies? What are you talking about?

[Mincy]

Your feet.

[Frankie]

Oh, they're great, man. Yeah, I just. God bless that poor woman, but.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Why don't you take a picture of her and put her on the Internet.

[Frankie]

I just thought it was funny because I don't know. God, you know? I know.

[Big Cat]

Come in here.

[Frankie]

All right. Yeah, but we got to run these miles.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you're right. You got to get them right.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Hank]

I did the.

[Frankie]

I can't quite keep up with damn, but I did the 24 hour fast.

[Brandon]

Nice.

[Frankie]

Feeling good.

[Big Cat]

Oh, how's the response been to your clip?

[KB]

Dude, everyone's so mad.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Why?

[Brandon]

We defended you.

[Ella]

I think that if someone else said it.

[Big Cat]

Wait, what was the gen. What was the actual take?

[KB]

I'm just saying that no one goes out anymore.

[Ella]

In general. Like, I. There's people that don't even go out on weekends anymore. But adults, like, parents will be like, that's crazy.

[KB]

We used to go out on weeknights. Like, we didn't care if we showed up to work hungover.

[Ella]

And I think if someone else said it that had a real job, people would agree.

[KB]

You're right. But, like, regardless of job, people would go out on the weekdays, especially in, like, New York.

[Ella]

I just feel like everyone's soft now.

[Big Cat]

Oh, Rick. Yeah. Sit down. Yeah. I always thought, like, when I graduated college, it was like, the first year, we'd still go out sometimes. Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Then the next year was, like, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Then the next year was, like, Friday, Saturday. And then it slowly takes off.

[Ella]

It's just like, no one even socializes. You don't need to go get blacked

[KB]

out and buy tables, right?

[Big Cat]

Rick, why don't you go out anymore?

[Danny]

I go out.

[Big Cat]

Do you go out on the weeknights?

[Frankie]

No, not really.

[Big Cat]

So there you go. You're part of the problem.

[Ella]

It's fine.

[Danny]

Gotta grow up at some age.

[Big Cat]

How old are you, Ella?

[KB]

24.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Danny]

You still got a couple years.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Danny]

How old are you?

[Frankie]

26.

[Big Cat]

You're not that much. That was crazy. You just big broed her.

[Brandon]

Oh, you're one of the lucky ones.

[Big Cat]

A couple years.

[Frankie]

Yeah, I remember those days fondly.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Danny]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Well, that was it. Yeah. We hit the wet wheel. So we were just trying to get as many people on the show as possible.

[Mincy]

I knew Titus was with me.

[Ella]

Yeah, like, they're all wearing black today. Look, that's him. Him, her.

[Big Cat]

What have you been eating? What Was your last McDonald's order last night?

[Brandon]

I had a chicken thighs and mashed potatoes, I think. Chicken thighs. Best piece of chicken. They say a little bit more fat,

[White Sox Dave]

but you gotta live a little.

[Big Cat]

How much ice cream?

[Brandon]

Ice cream yesterday? None.

[Ella]

Are you still doing the tubs? Of it or are you just doing.

[Big Cat]

Here, I'll do that.

[Brandon]

This did kind of change it a

[Reed]

little bit, but I think the soft

[Big Cat]

serve and the pint ice cream is like a different experience.

[Ella]

Very different, yes.

[Big Cat]

How much ice cream do we end up leaving in the Airbnb in Scottsdale? So much.

[Brandon]

Too much ice cream. Way too much ice cream.

[Big Cat]

That was on me.

[Brandon]

Now I take full responsibility for that. Should have been there.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, no, I take full responsibility.

[Brandon]

The math I did on there was for the next. Like, I thought it was. We needed it for, like.

[White Sox Dave]

Like the next day following as well.

[Brandon]

And then there was no way to know which flavor you guys were going to eat, so I thought maybe it made sense to get the same amount of each flavor.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. What's up, Connor? How we doing? Good. You gotta stop hanging out with Nikki Smokes.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Rub it off on you a little bit.

[Cody]

Last night I thought that I fixed it.

[Big Cat]

What'd you fix?

[Danny]

How?

[Big Cat]

I said it's different here. I thought that I fixed it last night. Oh, what'd you say?

[Brandon]

I took a video of, like, beautiful video.

[Big Cat]

The whole crowd of Wrigley, and I said it's different. That's. Yeah. The bar, though, was like every bar. Opening day.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I know, but it was kind of like. Let me defend myself real quick. Do you remember a couple years ago how the Cub slogan was, it's different here?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that's true. So that's what I was kind of going for. And then it just got it popped off. Yeah. Yeah. All right, well, we hit wet, so that's why we had you sit down. So I'm gonna get one now? No, we're gonna. We're gonna see.

[KB]

Probably not.

[Ella]

We're just making our odds better.

[Danny]

Yeah, you're good.

[Big Cat]

We're making our YouTube.

[Reed]

Okay.

[Danny]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Thanks, Connor. That's it. When are you going to Indy? Thursday. Okay, nice.

[Brandon]

Thursday. Hell, yeah.

[Frankie]

All right.

[Big Cat]

See ya.

[Brandon]

See ya.

[KB]

See ya.

[Kyle]

What's up, guys?

[Brandon]

What was the biggest hurdle when taping the states?

[Kyle]

Michigan.

[Brandon]

And then Michigan's the biggest, too.

[Kyle]

Yeah. If Michigan gets hit, I'm in trouble. I'm too afraid to even measure.

[Brandon]

Like, your life is in trouble.

[Kyle]

No, but I'm going to be here till like, the wee hours of Sunday morning.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, for sure. And then we don't have a stream.

[Kyle]

That's okay.

[Big Cat]

Okay,

[Kyle]

that's fine.

[Big Cat]

I love that.

[Kyle]

But no. Yeah, I was a little bit down yesterday. Sorry about that. This has gotten me reinvigorated.

[Big Cat]

All right, good.

[Cody]

Nice.

[Big Cat]

We don't like to see you down.

[Kyle]

I apologize.

[Brandon]

It was odd. It was odd to see just you. You have such an outlook on life that I'm envious of. And then seeing that it was. I didn't like it. I didn't like it at all.

[Big Cat]

Are you going out too much?

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Kyle]

I've been going out a little bit too much, but you a rave with.

[Brandon]

I think he smokes.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I think I'm getting out of the woods this week.

[Big Cat]

What do you mean?

[Kyle]

I'm gonna be dry up until Saturday.

[Big Cat]

You're doing a dry Tuesday through Saturday?

[Hank]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

You're doing a dry week?

[White Sox Dave]

Yes.

[Hank]

Wow.

[Kyle]

Which. Which should be good.

[Big Cat]

Is that gonna be hard?

[Kyle]

No, I just.

[Big Cat]

You just got to figure out a way not to drink on Friday.

[Kyle]

It was just so exciting to be here.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Kyle]

And there's so many 25 year old guys that just want to go out and drink.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Kyle]

It's so hard to like. I've never had to say like.

[Hank]

No.

[Kyle]

It's usually my friends in their early 30s who. It's like hard to get them to go out one or two nights a week. All of a sudden I'm right in the mix.

[KB]

And you're meeting new people rapidly, so meeting new people.

[Big Cat]

You're a hero to Ella.

[Kyle]

Really?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Oh, that's. People don't go out anymore.

[Kyle]

Oh, that's good.

[Brandon]

How do you think you're going out? Habits. Will. Will it go up or down? Once the weather gets nice, it can't get any worse. Okay.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wow. It's been that bad?

[Kyle]

It's been pretty bad.

[Big Cat]

How many times you go out last week?

[Kyle]

I think six.

[Big Cat]

Six.

[Kyle]

I think five or six.

[Big Cat]

What days?

[Kyle]

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Let me think about what I did before that. Yeah. I can't even remember. I can't remember what I was really.

[Big Cat]

That's five. Yeah, that's.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And are you like pedal to the metal every time you're going out?

[KB]

For the most part, you're attracting guys who want to bring that out of you and bring that out of them themselves. So you're kind of stuck in a situation where you have to go hard.

[Kyle]

But I've also been saying no for the first time.

[KB]

Really?

[Kyle]

Like, if a guy comes over to me and like wants to do the 20 to my 100, I'm just like, I can't keep doing it.

[Brandon]

What if he's like, please, man.

[Kyle]

Well, no, my thing is, I say drink one. If you're really fast, we'll do it. But I can't do it just for the sake of Them getting a video and then they finish their beer in like 30 seconds.

[Brandon]

Right.

[Kyle]

Because then I'm gonna have to do it another 15 times.

[KB]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

Like American Idol has them pre sing for different judges right. Before they go to the main ones.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Brandon]

So you need to have somebody drink off against like Nicky smokes and if they beat him then maybe it can go against you.

[Kyle]

Yeah, for sure. There has to be something like that.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Ella]

But I think that's good. Healthy boundaries.

[Kyle]

Healthy boundaries. Yeah.

[KB]

Have you been getting out of the city at all?

[Kyle]

I went up to Milwaukee for opening

[KB]

day, which was a lot of thoughts on the. The local talent.

[Kyle]

It was a grotesque group of people, but they were.

[Brandon]

It's an hour up the road.

[Reed]

Yeah, he told me.

[KB]

He told me about it. He said they're grotesque.

[Brandon]

Physically grotesque.

[Kyle]

Oh, now I'm not going to be invited back?

[KB]

No, no day. I'm kidding.

[Kyle]

I was telling Kyle like every 10 seconds in the bar was the worst smelling fart ever.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that is.

[Brandon]

That have just been one guy.

[KB]

I think they'd be proud of that. It's like authentically Wisconsin cheese.

[Ella]

Right?

[Big Cat]

It's all the cheese.

[Kyle]

They're eating a lot of bratwurst and yeah, there's a bar there. You order. You order one beer at the bar there and they give you two.

[Big Cat]

Love that.

[Kyle]

Two nine ounce beers. So that was pretty cool.

[Brandon]

That's cool.

[Big Cat]

Owen. Reed. Hankel.

[Brandon]

Hanko. What do you think of Danny's impression of you?

[Big Cat]

I told him.

[KB]

There it is.

[Big Cat]

The worst part.

[Hank]

What's up?

[Brandon]

So weird saying something.

[KB]

I love it a lot.

[Big Cat]

Reader. Are you okay?

[Reed]

What's good? You can hear everything so well.

[Big Cat]

Headphones. Are you high? No.

[Reed]

I'm just saying it's pretty crazy.

[KB]

Yes.

[Reed]

What the.

[Brandon]

You've never talked to Reed?

[Big Cat]

No, I have.

[Brandon]

This is every conversation.

[KB]

He's. He's. He's my guy.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[KB]

Yeah, yeah, we're gonna.

[Brandon]

So back to the impression. I'm sorry. He could hear really well over there

[Big Cat]

unironically without any awareness of Danny's impression.

[Brandon]

My fiance did it to me just

[Danny]

out of the blue.

[Big Cat]

And it was exactly Danny's impression.

[KB]

So that was pretty damning.

[Big Cat]

Pretty telling. I just laughed at it because it was accurate, but okay.

[Reed]

Whatever.

[Danny]

Reed.

[Big Cat]

You okay, dude?

[KB]

Yeah, Mike? Yeah, he's good.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You can move it back to you.

[Reed]

How are we doing?

[Big Cat]

Good.

[Reed]

Chill.

[Brandon]

You've been having good conversations with kb?

[Reed]

Yeah. Great conversations.

[Big Cat]

What have you guys been.

[KB]

But like you guys just like life.

[Reed]

I saw amazing.

[Brandon]

I saw you two having a conversation and Then I think you cut the conversation off in the middle saying that it was a good conversation.

[KB]

He likes to review and reflect. Mid.

[Reed]

I do. Yeah. I really do.

[KB]

Said it was going well and I agreed.

[Reed]

And then you.

[Brandon]

And you picked it right back up.

[Reed]

Yeah, no, it's been great.

[Kyle]

Kb so you have eyes for this guy now.

[KB]

Big time.

[Brandon]

Oh.

[KB]

I said, not like you, like.

[Kyle]

Yeah, okay.

[Brandon]

You're like, no, we said you couldn't be. Right. Because you're a deity.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You're above everyone else.

[Kyle]

Oh, okay.

[Brandon]

Like Odin.

[KB]

Yeah. Nothing like that. But I mean.

[Reed]

Yeah, I know. We've been having some great times. For sure.

[KB]

Yeah. Maybe more to come, hopefully.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[KB]

Longer duration. Hangouts.

[Reed]

Longer like hangouts, like.

[KB]

Yeah. Because we just have like pretty brief interactions. Like maybe we can take the next step.

[Big Cat]

The conversation I overheard this morning was something along the lines of you guys being able to just sit alone, quiet

[KB]

together, not say a word. Yeah.

[Reed]

That's like a next. Next step.

[KB]

Like, that's not ready for. That's the pinnacle.

[Reed]

Well, that's. Yeah. I mean, that's like. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if I'm ready for that yet.

[KB]

Yeah. And I told him.

[Big Cat]

I know.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

How do you think this one's going between you and Kyle?

[Reed]

Great. Just like on a live show. Just pretty scary.

[Big Cat]

But yeah, it feels different.

[KB]

It's almost like it's not a real conversation.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[KB]

Performance for the people watching.

[Reed]

Yes, exactly. Yes. Honestly. Yeah.

[Hank]

We are like.

[Reed]

I feel like I'm not even like talking to you. Like, in a way.

[KB]

No. Even still, like right now, like, this is a performance for the audience. Isn't that crazy that if you really

[Reed]

think about it, it kind of is. Like we're being like, yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

Who applies and doesn't get this job?

[Ella]

Yeah.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Reed]

No, it is kind of crazy for sure, right?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[KB]

It's impossible to even not think about.

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[KB]

No.

[Big Cat]

Are you thinking about it?

[Reed]

Yeah, now I'm like really thinking about it.

[Brandon]

Don't think about it, man.

[Reed]

Yeah, no, I'll try not to.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Owen, how you doing?

[Brandon]

Doing good.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Brandon]

My first day waking up at a normal time now.

[Big Cat]

Oh, why? Because you're. Are you off Wake Up Barstool?

[Brandon]

No longer on Wake Up Bar still.

[Big Cat]

So you gotta your life a little bit back. How late. How early were you waking up? 4:30, boy.

[Danny]

4:30.

[Brandon]

Nobody loves the free swag like you.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

When we get a box sent in, you just do everything you pick up. You're just like, sick.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Sick.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And you pull it off. Well, thank you. I will say. Yeah, I feel like you could pull it off pretty well, too. Thanks, man. I appreciate that.

[Big Cat]

Reed, what do you. What are you thinking about right now?

[Reed]

I was just staring at that tv. Honestly.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Thanks for being honest.

[Reed]

Yeah, well, because I can just.

[KB]

You could see yourself.

[Reed]

See myself.

[KB]

It is a weird to see you

[Hank]

watch yourself talk right now.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Hank]

I don't know.

[Reed]

It's kind of weird.

[KB]

Yeah, it's trippy.

[Reed]

This whole thing's trippy. You know what I'm saying?

[Brandon]

How do you like how you convey, like. How do you like how your voice sounds recorded?

[Reed]

And I think that's fine. I think just like the.

[KB]

You can hear us? Yeah. In your ears? Yeah, yeah.

[Reed]

Just like right in your ears.

[Brandon]

Disoriented.

[Big Cat]

Right. Like, I'm talking right now.

[Reed]

Yeah. And you're like, all the way over there by here.

[KB]

Yeah. It's like he's cl. Yeah.

[Reed]

Top rate. I don't know, dude.

[Danny]

Whoa.

[Big Cat]

What was that?

[Reed]

What's going on? Is that tj?

[Ella]

God.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. He's not even in here.

[Reed]

Yeah, he's over there.

[Brandon]

Could be anywhere.

[Reed]

That sly bastard.

[KB]

That's what I. Yeah, that's what I call him.

[Brandon]

Really?

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Reed, how long have you been at Barstool now?

[Reed]

I think like seven months now.

[Brandon]

And how soon into your tenure did you get into with Rico Bosco?

[Big Cat]

Instantly.

[Reed]

I wouldn't say instantly. I think it was like two months in.

[Big Cat]

I give her a scale right away.

[Reed]

I don't know. I don't know. I think me and him are, like, fine now. Like, I haven't.

[Big Cat]

Has he spoken pass with him?

[Danny]

Well, no, but.

[Big Cat]

That doesn't mean you're fine. Yeah. And he's so confident.

[Reed]

No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't talk to me.

[Big Cat]

They're fine, though.

[Reed]

Yeah, no, he doesn't talk to me. But, like, I haven't, like, said anything to him at all or anything, you know?

[KB]

Yeah. You're not into, like, the. The negative vibes.

[Reed]

No, no.

[KB]

That was probably tripping you out when you would go home and, like. I don't.

[Reed]

I. I. Yeah, I didn't really care. I didn't really think that much of it.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What do you think about when you go home?

[Reed]

That's like a really deep question. I don't know. Like, I think about a bunch of things.

[Big Cat]

Give me a couple, dude.

[Reed]

I don't know if I want to. I don't know, like, think about girls a lot.

[Big Cat]

Nice.

[Brandon]

What type of chicks?

[Reed]

Hot chicks?

[Brandon]

Hell, yeah.

[Frankie]

Nice.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

How hot?

[Reed]

Sure, hot.

[Big Cat]

Like, like, explain the girl.

[Reed]

Really? Like. Yeah, it's pretty crazy, dude. It's pretty crazy, too.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Like on a live show, I'm probably talking to, like, what, like, 20, 000 people right now?

[Hank]

Yeah, but, like, one.

[Brandon]

If one of those 20, 000 is exactly that chick.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, give it to us.

[KB]

Your strategy, you were telling me, wasn't, like, that predatory.

[Reed]

No, it wasn't that predatory. Oh, no, wait.

[Frankie]

Oh.

[Reed]

Oh, well. Oh, yeah, about, like, trying to get.

[Big Cat]

What's that strategy?

[Reed]

Chicks at the bar, I usually ask, like. Yeah. Like, if they're. I usually ask, like, yo, like, are you guys twins? Like, if they're. If they're kind of with a group of people.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Reed]

Then it's just like, if it's kind of. Get some talking. You know what I'm saying?

[Big Cat]

But they're not twins.

[Reed]

No, not at all. Like, they don't even look like someone alike.

[KB]

It opens. It's like, it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[KB]

Elicits engagement.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[KB]

Both of them are going to have a strong opinion about that statement.

[Reed]

Exactly.

[KB]

One's gonna love it. One's gonna.

[Brandon]

Ha.

[Reed]

It works. Probably like four out of the. Probably like, 60 of the time.

[Big Cat]

It works.

[Reed]

30, maybe. Honestly. Okay, probably not like, that high.

[Kyle]

But what.

[Big Cat]

What's your. What's your hottest girl like? Explain her.

[Reed]

Why do you want to know? Definitely, like. This is so weird.

[Brandon]

So weird.

[KB]

Yeah, I wish I could have prepared you for it.

[Reed]

Yeah, no, it's.

[Danny]

Big Cat.

[Brandon]

Is this what you felt like when you went to the Sphere?

[Big Cat]

I do feel high right now.

[Reed]

Now.

[White Sox Dave]

All right.

[Reed]

No, no, no.

[KB]

I'll. I'll.

[Reed]

I'll explain.

[Brandon]

Let's start top down, blonde hair.

[Reed]

Blonde hair, eyes blue. Probably. Okay, probably like five foot five, five foot six. Like, small. Like.

[Frankie]

Okay.

[Reed]

Smaller.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Reed]

What about bust?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Reed]

Like, not huge. Huge tits? Can I say that?

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

[Reed]

Yeah. Not like huge. Huge tits, but like, like, nice tits.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Hank]

Like.

[Reed]

And then ass. Yeah, just a nice ass. Like.

[Danny]

Sorry, sorry.

[Reed]

No, you have tastes.

[Frankie]

All right.

[Reed]

Yeah. No, but, like, not again. Not like a huge ass. Just like a nice ass.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Brandon]

What about.

[Reed]

Oh, man, I don't know. Like. I don't know. I don't know.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, good answer.

[Ella]

Are you more into, like, a rock? Like, it. Like, he likes jokes. The girl, because she had, like, studded emo. Like, are you into, like, or, like, workout girls or.

[Reed]

Honestly, just if they're hot. Like, I don't. I don't really have, like, a specific type.

[Brandon]

What if they're mean?

[Reed]

I Kind of like that.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Reed]

You know what I'm saying? Like a little toxic energy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Danny]

This is.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Brandon]

What if you go up?

[KB]

Air dribble.

[Reed]

It's at a delay. It's at a delay.

[Brandon]

Oh, you're testing the delay.

[Kyle]

I thought you were trying to get it to go down.

[Reed]

That, like, trip you guys out, too, or not, I guess. Yeah. I don't know.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Have you ever gone up to a chick and did the twins thing and she was a twin?

[Reed]

Yeah, Yeah, I actually have.

[Brandon]

Does that backfire?

[Reed]

No, it's a. It's a good, like, conversation starter. Because then you're like, oh, no. Like, blah, blah, blah.

[KB]

Yeah. You got a lot to go off of.

[Reed]

A lot to go off of. Like, you know, you could go like.

[Hank]

No.

[Reed]

I don't say no. But, like, I'll, like, try to, like. Yeah. And then just not like, yo. But you guys know what I'm saying, though. You guys know what I'm saying?

[KB]

Yeah, bro. Trust me. I get it.

[Danny]

Yep.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God. Have you ever gone out with Deutsch?

[Reed]

No. No, no.

[Brandon]

Ronnie, I'd love to go go out

[Kyle]

with you and see some of your methods.

[Reed]

I'm not, like. I'm not, like, great at talk, but, like, I do talk to girls, but I'm not, like, great at talking.

[Brandon]

That work, too.

[Ella]

Yeah. Deutsche. Have you updated yours? Because yours.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God. Are you getting.

[Reed]

Is TJ messing with me?

[Brandon]

Did you try to kick it?

[Big Cat]

Oh, you're getting jerked off by the Statue of Liberty.

[Reed]

You TJ

[Ella]

throating beers, right?

[Kyle]

I did that for a couple weekends.

[Ella]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Ella]

What's the latest move?

[Big Cat]

It's.

[Kyle]

That's pretty hit or miss.

[Ella]

Okay. Are you doing anything else? Are you. Any other techniques?

[Kyle]

No real techniques right now, but I like the twins lot.

[Reed]

It's. Dude, maybe we could. Great conversation starter, Honestly, maybe we could work. You just got to get them talking.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you guys should go up to chicks and be like, are you guys twins?

[Brandon]

Because we are.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Reed]

We don't look alike, though.

[Big Cat]

That's a whole.

[KB]

Isn't that what you do, though?

[Brandon]

Like, did your line just work on you?

[Danny]

Oh, no, no.

[Reed]

Are, like, in the. Somewhat, like. They're, like, kind of the same age, so it, like, kind of works. You know what I'm saying? They, like, kind of look somewhat alike.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Reed]

You know?

[Kyle]

Have you tried different races?

[Reed]

No, but I'm. I'm open to it.

[Kyle]

Like, if two girls were different races, would you try the line still?

[Reed]

Oh, probably not. No. No.

[Kyle]

Because that would be funny.

[Reed]

Yeah. It would be funny.

[Brandon]

Laugh like a little bit.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Reed]

That's all that matters too. You just gotta make them laugh.

[Danny]

Right.

[Reed]

And then it's boom.

[Brandon]

Wait, what is boom?

[Reed]

Not like having sex or at all. Or just.

[KB]

But like, at all.

[Danny]

Kissing.

[White Sox Dave]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Maybe like a kiss. Maybe like a number.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Reed]

You got to start off with a number first, Right. On a first day. It's hard out here, though. It's hard out.

[Brandon]

Would twin. Would the twin thing work on you

[Ella]

20s me?

[Reed]

Absolutely.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Reed]

That's what I'm saying.

[Big Cat]

Where do you.

[Ella]

Especially if the other girl was hotter than me.

[Big Cat]

First date,

[Reed]

I'll usually probably like, yo, you want to get some drinks? I'm just, like, stupid like that.

[KB]

Really stupid.

[Reed]

Yeah, it is kind of stupid. Like, I like, I'd rather do, like, an activity or something, you know?

[Big Cat]

Like what?

[Ella]

I thought a lady would love to do an activity.

[Reed]

Yeah. But then it's just like, kind of like. It's kind of like, cheesy and, like, soft. You know what I'm saying? You know, you want to go out.

[Big Cat]

You just. Out of yourself. You just said you wanted to do an activity, but then you said no.

[Reed]

I know. I guess I'm self conscious.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Reed]

Sure.

[Big Cat]

Shouldn't be.

[Brandon]

Like, okay, so you see a blonde who has not huge, but big tits and a nice ass.

[Reed]

Yeah. They're going for like a. A guy with a lot of money. Like, I'm already.

[Ella]

That's.

[Frankie]

Come on, man.

[Big Cat]

I go, yeah, no, you're fine.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Come on, K.B. you can agree with me here.

[KB]

Yeah, no, I get it.

[Hank]

You.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Reed]

You know what I'm saying?

[KB]

You'd ultimately be. But you get some small wins.

[Reed]

It's all about confidence, though. It's all about confidence. You got to go in with just like.

[KB]

And. Yeah. And you have. Yeah, I do.

[Reed]

But like, sometimes it's like when you're seeing such a hot girl, it's, like, kind of hard to have that much confidence. Confidence.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Reed]

You know what I'm saying?

[KB]

Yeah.

[Reed]

I'm, like, having, like, a deep conversation with you guys.

[Danny]

This is good.

[Big Cat]

It's going well. It is going really well.

[KB]

It is.

[Reed]

And like, the fact that there's just like. Like hundreds of people just like, stare, like, kind of staring at you through a screen.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It's fucked up, man.

[Brandon]

It is.

[Reed]

I know.

[Brandon]

You guys are, like, weird. It's a weird hurdle to get over for sure.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Like. Isn't it?

[KB]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

It takes a while.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Ella]

Yeah.

[KB]

It's a lot.

[Reed]

A lot of really.

[KB]

And you still don't Completely get comfortable. Really?

[Reed]

You're, like, still, like, kind of. Yeah. Thousands of these and. And you're still like.

[KB]

Yeah, I'm still pretty uncomfortable, like, right now included.

[Reed]

It's pretty cool, though. It's pretty cool, right?

[KB]

If you think about it that way.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[KB]

Like, scientifically, from.

[Reed]

It's like, every single day. You're kind of, like, experiencing that. No way. You know?

[KB]

Yeah. Five days a week. So almost.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Like, half of your life is, like, through, like. Like, can be considered, like, through, like, a lens.

[KB]

Chronically consumed. Yeah.

[Reed]

Yeah. How does that make you feel?

[KB]

Fluctuating emotions.

[Reed]

Yeah. That would, like, shame for sure.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Reed]

But it's cool, though.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Reed]

It's all awesome, dude.

[Danny]

Yeah. Yeah.

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[Reed]

We've crossed paths, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Twice.

[Brandon]

I just hear Danny every time you talk now. He's ruined you.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Well, he just is me.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, well, we. We had you guys on because of the wet wheel.

[White Sox Dave]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

So will you, Owen and Hank, will you grab Titus and Brandon? We're gonna start spinning it now. If you guys want to watch the cave read, you stay here.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Reed]

I say here.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You buddy all right.

[Brandon]

There's a lot more than meets the eye with you.

[Reed]

Really?

[KB]

Is there?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And every time the camera's on you in the cave or something, you kind of. Kind of get into your shell.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Ella]

He's very mysterious to me.

[Big Cat]

Titus.

[Hank]

A little bit.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Ella]

It's good.

[Big Cat]

I feel like I'm hot.

[Hank]

Always. Really good.

[KB]

Damn good.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Cody]

I don't know.

[Reed]

I guess I just.

[Big Cat]

Whoever.

[Hank]

I never have someone else with me, you know, Like, I feel like when you talk to him, you need a third person to.

[Big Cat]

Like.

[Reed]

Yeah. I think I just.

[Brandon]

To look over.

[Hank]

Yeah. Just.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Kb like. And then it's fine. You know?

[Big Cat]

What I'm saying is you're like an emotional support animal.

[Reed]

Kb.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Reed]

In a way. Yeah. Cracks me open.

[Brandon]

What were you doing before this?

[Reed]

I was at an advertising agency.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

What were you doing?

[Reed]

I was selling time slots.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Ella]

Okay.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Nice.

[Reed]

Pretty boring.

[Brandon]

Where are you from?

[Reed]

I'm from Wauwatosa, Wisconsin. Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

[Ella]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

There's a guy I knew in college from Wauwatosa. He just went by Tosa.

[Reed]

Who?

[Big Cat]

I.

[Hank]

It was Tosa.

[Big Cat]

Tosa.

[Reed]

It's his friend just now remembers.

[Big Cat]

It was 20 years ago.

[Danny]

Dude.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

What?

[Big Cat]

I'll get you the name. I'll get you the name.

[Reed]

Name. Yeah. I bet. I know.

[Hank]

How old are you?

[Big Cat]

Probably not, because I'm old.

[Reed]

I know, but like, he's probably a dad, though.

[Mincy]

How old?

[Reed]

Might be a toasted dad.

[Brandon]

Do you know a lot of toasted dads?

[Reed]

I know a bunch of toasted dads.

[Big Cat]

How old are you?

[Reed]

I'm 24.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

What did you think of Deutsch saying that the people of Milwaukee are grotesque?

[Reed]

I don't think they are really. But I could see how he says that for sure.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[KB]

It's a great answer.

[Reed]

That was a PR answer. You know what I'm saying?

[Cody]

Media.

[Reed]

I know. I was going to say, bro, you

[KB]

try to try to win mayor, bro.

[Reed]

How do you.

[KB]

I just made myself crack the election coming up, bro.

[Brandon]

Mr. Mayor.

[Reed]

Kill that. I was holding that in so. Cuz I had no idea what I was going to say. Kid,

[Brandon]

that's your new. I'm going to start calling you Mr. Mayor. Cuz the political.

[Reed]

I had my. I had my like.

[KB]

Dude, how you.

[Reed]

How you like. God damn.

[KB]

How you conjure that up, bro?

[Reed]

I thought you were.

[Brandon]

That was like a tightrope walk.

[Reed]

Yeah, that was like a tough question.

[Big Cat]

What the.

[Frankie]

Oh, man.

[Big Cat]

Reed. I had you as a skill. I. I think I like you.

[Danny]

It.

[Reed]

Really?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's pretty. You're just tripping me out, man.

[White Sox Dave]

Yeah, he.

[Brandon]

He does that.

[Reed]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Big Cat]

You're crazy.

[Reed]

I don't know. Am I crazy?

[Big Cat]

A little bit.

[Reed]

Tweaker normal if you think about it.

[Big Cat]

No, I'm thinking about it. You're crazy, dude.

[Hank]

What.

[Brandon]

What are your hobbies outside of the office?

[Reed]

I like to jog.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Reed]

Play sports. Play basketball.

[Brandon]

Nice.

[Reed]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You're normal guy.

[Reed]

Hang out with friends. Try. Try to talk to girls.

[Danny]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

What else do you think about when you get home?

[Reed]

What else do I think about?

[Big Cat]

Do you live around here?

[Reed]

Yeah, I live. And I live like a minute away from the cup stadium.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Hank]

So not.

[Reed]

Yeah, Wrigley's work, bro. That's my bad.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yes. That's not.

[Hank]

That's not really around here at all.

[Reed]

It's like 30 minutes.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Reed]

That's a row. That's around, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Hank]

My mistake.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Reed]

What's up, Danny? How's it going?

[Frankie]

You're something else, man.

[Big Cat]

Have you ever talked to Reed?

[Danny]

No.

[Big Cat]

It's crazy. You're like, I've.

[Danny]

I've passed him like ships passing in the night, but we've never had a conversation.

[Big Cat]

Crazy.

[Reed]

Yeah, he kind of scares me.

[Big Cat]

You're like, really.

[Frankie]

You're like a chad, but you don't

[Brandon]

look like a chad.

[Reed]

I don't really.

[Frankie]

Like a Wis. Wisconsin chad.

[Brandon]

I don't know.

[Danny]

Why would you be scared of me? I'm more scared of you.

[Reed]

No, you're not. Get the out of here.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Brandon]

It's like sharks.

[Reed]

Wait, did they laugh at.

[Danny]

They laugh at something you said.

[Reed]

That would trip me out too, in a way, cuz.

[Big Cat]

Look at them, everybody.

[Danny]

Yeah, they're watching right now.

[Brandon]

Anything you want to say to them?

[Reed]

No, no, no, that was.

[KB]

Now you're thinking.

[Hank]

It's.

[KB]

You're too conscious now.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Now it's like, I need to get out of here.

[Big Cat]

No, bro.

[KB]

All right, all right, all right.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Reed]

Lock in. Lock in.

[Danny]

What? Yeah, it's been like this the whole time.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Ella]

Reed, who do you hang out with from the office? Is there like you have a squad or. Not really?

[Reed]

Honestly, no, I don't really hang out.

[KB]

That's what I was talking to him about, like. Yeah, start with me and then.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that's a great first.

[Ella]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

Ask him a tough question.

[Danny]

About what?

[Big Cat]

Anything.

[Danny]

Why don't you cross your legs like that?

[Reed]

Question. Ask me a tough question. I got it.

[Brandon]

He can. He can get out of it.

[Hank]

It's incredible. Brandon, ask him.

[Danny]

I'm sorry, Is it A question. Like a philosophical thing, like a math question.

[Reed]

Try anything.

[Hank]

Try to think, like, ask him. Like a paradoxical.

[Brandon]

Try to corner him.

[Danny]

What do you think about the. What do you think about the Jaden Ivy thing?

[Reed]

No, that's a great question, but I think the Jade Nivey thing has a lot to do with Instagram Live, Right. And how we can all interact and see it. It in real time. It's pretty crazy, right?

[Danny]

That's fine. But what about what he said?

[Reed]

You know, what he said, I honestly have no information on, so I can't really comment on that at the time right now.

[Big Cat]

He did it.

[Reed]

I did it again as soon as I crossed my legs. Dude.

[Brandon]

And your left.

[Reed]

And I got KB on my side, though.

[KB]

Perfect. Yeah. No, no, I was unbiased. And blow out every.

[Big Cat]

Yes, he did it.

[Reed]

That was pretty good.

[Brandon]

95% of the vote type of victory.

[Hank]

3.

[Big Cat]

Do you have thoughts on abortion?

[Reed]

Yeah, let's. We could dive into that for sure, but I don't. I don't know if I thought,

[Big Cat]

oh,

[Reed]

I don't know how to dance around that. You know what I'm saying?

[Brandon]

Yeah, that's a tougher one.

[Reed]

Yeah, it's a really tough one.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Still doing great.

[Reed]

Yeah. But now it's like, yeah,

[Big Cat]

he's crazy. Have you. All right, you do drugs?

[Reed]

I used to do them, but then I stopped. How.

[Big Cat]

What kind?

[Reed]

A lot of weed. I used to smoke a lot of weed. Stopped. Stopped really? Drinking, too. I stopped drinking.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wow.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Danny]

How old are you?

[Big Cat]

So you're asking the twins line?

[Danny]

Sober.

[Reed]

That's sober. Ton of caffeine, though, though.

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Reed]

Ton of cat.

[Brandon]

So you're like.

[Reed]

And like some Adderall sometimes. Is that bad to say on it?

[Big Cat]

No.

[Ella]

No.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Reed]

Bet. Do they laugh at that? I think so, too. That wasn't even that fun.

[Brandon]

They're an easy audience.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Reed]

You guys are like. Yeah, we make them laugh all the time.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

There's stone face now.

[Reed]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Now. Do you think Rico will not like that we've embraced Rio?

[Reed]

I honestly think I'm fine with him because I haven't really talked with him.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, again, that's. That's where you're not fine.

[Hank]

How'd you become a Skull?

[Reed]

I don't think I'm, like, that much of a scale, but I definitely clip things that probably he doesn't like.

[Hank]

I see.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. For what accounts are you clipping for?

[Reed]

I'm on David Vala stool.

[Big Cat]

Oh, nice.

[Reed]

Yeah. Great.

[Big Cat]

You have a nickname for you.

[Reed]

No, he hasn't come up with a nickname for me yet?

[Danny]

You're working with Neely boy.

[Reed]

I am, yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah, I'm over here.

[Big Cat]

Well, no, the headphones.

[Reed]

Yeah, the headphones. It's like booze, right? All over the place.

[Danny]

Yeah, but there's two guys over the two people over there. And then the rest of us are over here.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And you have a distinct voice.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And my mouth was moving as you were looking at me.

[Hank]

Do you know where this is coming from?

[Reed]

Right there.

[Hank]

Yeah. Look at you. Good, dude. He's good.

[Big Cat]

Read, read, read.

[Brandon]

Kyle, are you cool with losing Reed to Titus?

[Reed]

I would.

[KB]

I would welcome that.

[Hank]

No, we don't need to.

[Danny]

I thought.

[Reed]

No, I was yourself.

[Big Cat]

Don't do that, baby.

[Reed]

The.

[Big Cat]

That's abandonment.

[KB]

Reed autonomously decided that's what he wanted to do. I would give him that.

[Danny]

Grace doesn't appear, he's gonna decide.

[Brandon]

It feels. If Titus is a good mentor.

[Big Cat]

You're an emotional supporter.

[Hank]

We're not rivals. We're. No, you know, we're very friendly. So we.

[Reed]

So you guys would.

[Hank]

Yeah, we share prospects a lot. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You guys, they would co parent.

[KB]

We could make it work.

[Brandon]

You could be under two wings.

[Reed]

Co parenting kind of scares you, though. No.

[Big Cat]

Why? Oh, he's crossed his leg. Go ahead.

[Reed]

I'm just saying, like, I. I don't know if I like co parents. I. I think I just, like, won.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Ella]

Over, you know, because then KB's got to drop him off on Friday at Titus's and then.

[Reed]

Yeah, that would, like, f you up.

[Brandon]

What about multiple Christmases, though?

[Reed]

Yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah, for sure.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Reed]

I don't think they would give me gifts.

[Frankie]

Oh, no, they're gifted.

[Reed]

Guys are. You guys are great.

[Danny]

You're in good hands with those two.

[Reed]

Yeah, I don't really, like. I don't know if I know you that well, Titus.

[Hank]

All right?

[Reed]

It's like I know kb. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

[Danny]

And you. And you don't do drugs, so it

[Hank]

sounds like your decision.

[Big Cat]

You did do drop.

[Frankie]

I did.

[Reed]

I did for a couple years, but then I stopped.

[Frankie]

He did, but he also does.

[Big Cat]

We're gonna find out. Here, read this, and then we'll find out.

[KB]

Find out.

[Danny]

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[Big Cat]

All right, let's spin it.

[Danny]

How many we got? Like 15.

[Big Cat]

So many. Yeah.

[Danny]

So none of it. It statistically impossible for any of us to get wet.

[Big Cat]

God willing.

[Frankie]

Wow.

[Danny]

No.

[Big Cat]

Take that scale off.

[Reed]

Taking it off.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I'm not.

[Danny]

You're taking the scale off or taking him off.

[Big Cat]

You're cool guy, Reed.

[Brandon]

You're.

[Reed]

I'm cool.

[Big Cat]

Cool.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

That's a chill, bro.

[Reed]

Appreciate that.

[Danny]

Cool read.

[Big Cat]

There we go.

[Frankie]

Rico's gonna have a ton to work with Deutsch Burns for a new nickname. Like twin boy.

[Reed]

Yeah, probably.

[Big Cat]

All right. Why are you keeping them from us?

[KB]

This. This is a br. This was last week.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Danny]

All right. It's a brand new boy.

[Brandon]

That's good karma for bringing him to us. Can't even be mad about that.

[Big Cat]

Because if this had been months.

[KB]

No, yeah.

[Reed]

No.

[KB]

I would have told you. Yeah. Quickly. Yeah.

[Danny]

So maybe next time in the hall, you and I can talk.

[Reed]

Really? Like, just be like, what's up? Or like, you're right. I don't know, cuz, like. Yeah. You kind of seem like you're, like, in your own space, you know? Like, I don't want to, like, intrude on the space.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Danny]

But, you know, Colton used to be like this, and then Colton said, I'm

[Big Cat]

a nice guy, I think.

[Reed]

Yeah, I think you're a very kind guy, for sure. I don't really? Like. I haven't really talked with you, though, you know?

[Hank]

How can you say he's a kind. Right.

[Danny]

You can't say that. I don't even want you to say that.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

Sorry.

[Reed]

Sorry.

[Danny]

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

[KB]

Sorry.

[Brandon]

I wonder what Henkle's saying right now.

[Danny]

Watching this wheel.

[Frankie]

I would do it, but I have a gymnastics class later.

[Hank]

There we go. Zach. Zach told us. Nothing to worry about.

[Brandon]

He was right.

[Big Cat]

Zach was right, right, right.

[Hank]

The whole time. Read.

[Brandon]

Oh, no.

[Frankie]

I would have done it. I didn't get picked.

[Brandon]

It's just going to end up being all of us.

[Ella]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

There you go, Titus.

[Brandon]

Never.

[Hank]

That's what we love to see. That's what we all love to see. There you go, Reed.

[Big Cat]

Nice.

[Danny]

Called that one early.

[Reed]

How'd you call that so early? Dude? You called that?

[Danny]

That's your mentor right there.

[Hank]

New.

[Danny]

Well, one of them, yeah.

[Reed]

Kb. Yeah.

[Danny]

I don't know about y', all, but I haven't gotten close.

[Brandon]

Same. It's not good. Never tj.

[Hank]

It's never TJ.

[Danny]

Let it be Mincy one time. Or just.

[Hank]

There you go. Brandon.

[Big Cat]

Brandon.

[Hank]

That was huge, Brandon.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You the man, Brandon.

[Danny]

I'm the man. You're right, Nick.

[Hank]

There you go, Nick.

[Danny]

Sorry. We just took the neighborhood. It's coming how it works. So

[Big Cat]

no. Neighborhood's gone.

[Brandon]

Damn.

[Danny]

Cody would be funny.

[Mincy]

Cody would be really funny.

[Danny]

Stop.

[Big Cat]

Damn it. Danny. It's just me and you here.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

I don't feel good about this.

[Cody]

No.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Frankie]

And it's going to be me or you.

[Big Cat]

It's brilliant.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Hank]

Always worse.

[Brandon]

He knew.

[Big Cat]

Go Brando.

[Danny]

Those shoes off, Danny. These shoes off.

[Brandon]

So it's just Danny.

[KB]

Danny.

[Danny]

But if it's just Danny, we'd all agree to that, right?

[Brandon]

I'm cool with that trade.

[Reed]

No, no.

[Big Cat]

Remember, we still got Mincy on there.

[Brandon]

That's good.

[Big Cat]

And we got two white boy rs.

[Danny]

Two white boy rs.

[Hank]

Now the Griff. A Miny and a Dan.

[Big Cat]

I don't want Ella. That. That would be.

[Danny]

That be bad.

[Big Cat]

I feel bad. There you go.

[Danny]

There we go.

[Big Cat]

All right. Now we're good. I don't care about anything. Now I can rest. Danny. Oh, it worked.

[Brandon]

Still never been wet.

[Big Cat]

All right. So both Ricks and Mincy. Are they in the cave?

[Danny]

Out of three Ricks.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

How do we not get Mikey bets in here?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

He's too slick.

[Frankie]

He was also too distracted by the pinball. He was playing on his phone.

[Cody]

He's playing.

[Brandon]

We have two actual pinball machines.

[Danny]

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

[Hank]

All right, go.

[Cody]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

Get Mincy down in the cave. Someone yell for Mincy to go in the cave. Oh, no, he's left his perch.

[Danny]

Oh, do y' all think Minty would get. Get pathetically wet or hilariously wet?

[KB]

We could tell him it's a charity stream. $10 per minute.

[Frankie]

He's not up there.

[Danny]

Where is. Does nobody know where he is?

[Frankie]

I can't get wet.

[Brandon]

Did he leave?

[Danny]

I'll text him.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Danny]

Anybody else texted him?

[Reed]

No, I'm calling him.

[Danny]

Did you turn your.

[Frankie]

Did he ignore your call?

[Mincy]

It's ringing.

[Frankie]

Oh, that was a long pause.

[Mincy]

If I had to guess, he's doing a radio hit.

[Brandon]

Oh, is it that time?

[Cody]

I'm sorry.

[Danny]

You. Top of the hour in Shreveport. Voice.

[Big Cat]

Mouthful.

[Danny]

Yeah, I'll check the phone rooms.

[Brandon]

He's working.

[Hank]

What's the rest of your day look like, Reed?

[Reed]

Just clipping more, probably.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Reed]

And then probably. Probably go on a jog for, like, four miles on the lakefront.

[Brandon]

Trippy. To, like, have to the lakefront.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

It's sick. Awesome. Sick.

[Brandon]

What will it feel like to clip yourself today?

[Reed]

I'm not gonna do that. There's.

[KB]

That'd be too.

[Reed]

Yeah, that'd be too much, bro.

[KB]

You're putting your own.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Oh, you got a clip.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Frankie]

What a.

[Reed]

Cool.

[Big Cat]

I want to see at least that one yak clip. One yak clip that we're not.

[Cody]

Clip by Read surreal.

[Reed]

Be some black mirror.

[Mincy]

No, I'm not.

[Hank]

Dude, you got to do one. Just one.

[Big Cat]

No, put it on your other account.

[Frankie]

You still run the bar still daily?

[Reed]

Yeah, I. Yeah. Yeah, Here and there. That's still. That's still like, the same idea, though. It's like, yeah, I'm going to quit this and try to get a thousand people to watch it. I don't know.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

That be remarkably disappointing.

[Reed]

Yeah, I guess not.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Yeah. No, I guess not.

[Danny]

It.

[Frankie]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Could be a cool experience.

[Ella]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Look at these two.

[KB]

Oh, there they are.

[Ella]

All right.

[Big Cat]

I think I want Mincy to get wet, but I want white boy Rick to piss his pants.

[Brandon]

That's fair.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Oh, okay.

[Hank]

Oh, Rick. Oh, Rick.

[Big Cat]

Give us three. Give us just a.

[Brandon]

Just a taste.

[Big Cat]

Taste of it.

[Hank]

I told Rick to come in here and he goes, you're with me, right? And I smiled and he still came in here.

[Big Cat]

Two, One.

[Hank]

Extremely gullible, that, Rick.

[Danny]

All right.

[Mincy]

Two, two.

[Danny]

We got a series two.

[Big Cat]

Let's go, Rick. Fight, Rick, Fight.

[Danny]

Gotta win this one. Home, Rick. Oh, boy.

[Brandon]

2.

[Danny]

Oh, boy.

[Frankie]

Who do you Want to win, Reed?

[Reed]

Honestly, I don't really care.

[Danny]

Sorry. All right.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Game seven.

[Frankie]

Game.

[Danny]

Game number seven.

[Frankie]

So you like Rick and Minty the same?

[Reed]

Nah. Ah, yeah, sure, yeah.

[Frankie]

Clip that later.

[Danny]

Just be honest. Which one do you like more?

[Reed]

I think I like them the same.

[Brandon]

Would that insult one of them?

[Big Cat]

Oh, I don't think so.

[Hank]

We've got a wet boy, Rick.

[Frankie]

Wet.

[Big Cat]

We have enough water? Oh, man.

[Danny]

Wet boy. And look at him.

[Big Cat]

And he just sees his life is charmed. Yeah, everything goes his way. All the time.

[Danny]

All the time. Hey, Rick.

[Ella]

There he goes.

[Danny]

Hey, guys, you need any help?

[Hank]

Sorry, Rick, he was in the cave

[Big Cat]

and you just saw him walk by, but you also saw on the tv

[Danny]

he was watching us and we were watching him.

[Reed]

Yeah, I mean, if you really think about it. Yeah, for sure.

[Danny]

And we were watching him watch us.

[Hank]

You know, you. You want to watch yourself on YouTube right now?

[Reed]

I guess I'm not gonna do that.

[Brandon]

I'm gonna pull it up.

[Hank]

You can pull it up right now.

[Reed]

Should I pull it up?

[Danny]

Yeah,

[Hank]

yeah, yeah. You got to.

[Danny]

Ain't no way you got to.

[Hank]

It's sick.

[Reed]

Is it on like a two second thing or.

[Kyle]

No.

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah, really?

[Danny]

On YouTube dot com.

[Reed]

I know. Brandon.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Danny]

Yeah, it's turning already.

[Reed]

No, no, no, no.

[Cody]

Ads.

[Reed]

Ads.

[Brandon]

Oh, you got an ad.

[Danny]

Yeah. That sucks.

[Brandon]

Puts bread on the table, I guess, huh?

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Here, let's see.

[Hank]

Go. Here we go.

[Danny]

You're about to see yourself.

[Hank]

Let's say it's live. Is it live?

[Reed]

No, you gotta.

[Hank]

You gotta go to live.

[Reed]

Yeah,

[Hank]

The.

[Danny]

The new iPhone. What? We're dealing with old technology.

[Reed]

No, this is new. Oh my goodness.

[Brandon]

Tell me what you see.

[Reed]

That's pretty crazy.

[Brandon]

Wait, why did you just.

[Reed]

I'm talking with you guys while I'm watching this, while I'm watching the tv, while I have these headphones in that are like. I'm hearing everyone.

[Brandon]

I might open a wormhole or something.

[Reed]

So much stimuli. Yeah, too much much Samuel. Where's KB at though?

[Big Cat]

Hey, wait a second. Hold on up now.

[Reed]

Yeah, no, I need KB right here now.

[Brandon]

You're good. You're safe. I swear to you.

[Reed]

I don't know, dude.

[Brandon]

I promise.

[Big Cat]

Who'd you vote for?

[Reed]

Well, you see who I vote for. I'm 24 years old, right? So with. When I'm 22, 21. I don't really know. I don't really know, like the exact ins and outs of politics, right? So I need to get. Get more informed to vote.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[KB]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Killed that.

[Brandon]

Oh my God. Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

Off the court. Dude, what are you doing? So wet.

[Brandon]

That's gonna cost.

[Big Cat]

Holy. He's wet.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he's soaked.

[Big Cat]

That was crazy.

[Danny]

He's so wet. Good on him.

[Brandon]

He was great at getting wet.

[Big Cat]

That was the wettest I've ever seen him.

[Reed]

Anyone's back. It's good, bro.

[Brandon]

Don't do that again. Kyle.

[KB]

Leave.

[Big Cat]

Reed.

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah. They were asking me all these questions.

[KB]

Yeah, I left you alone.

[Reed]

The.

[KB]

You handle yourself.

[Hank]

You want to tell Kyle what. What you did while he was away?

[Reed]

Just answered some questions.

[Big Cat]

Kyle.

[Danny]

You watched yourself?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he washed himself.

[Reed]

Oh, wash. Yeah, I washed myself on my phone while I was talking with you guys.

[Big Cat]

He looked up and genuinely was like, where the did Kyle?

[Reed]

Yeah, no, I. I was actually like, what the.

[KB]

I wouldn't leave you.

[Hank]

He was having a bad trip.

[Reed]

But you did, though. You did.

[Danny]

You did leave.

[Reed]

It's all right, though. It's all right.

[Danny]

Mark wouldn't left you.

[Reed]

God. Breathe, dude. Why are you trying to separate me and kb?

[Danny]

I'm not. I'm not. I'm just. All I said was informative about Mark. I said nothing negative about kb.

[KB]

Okay, yeah, that was a little bogus.

[Danny]

But on the scoreboard of who left you today, you know it is.

[Reed]

Yeah, it is. Well, Mark, he wasn't here while I was here, though, in the beginning. Yeah, yeah, true.

[Hank]

So 11 in the scoreboard brand.

[Danny]

You purse your mouth like that when you make a statement.

[Reed]

I don't know. I guess I just did in the moment. That's my bad. That's my bad. See that? Doesn't he kind of scare you?

[Ella]

Yeah, yeah, I get.

[Reed]

What?

[Hank]

You're scary.

[Reed]

Like, I don't know, you almost have

[Brandon]

to walk on eggshells.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Reed]

Low key.

[Brandon]

Or else he might snap.

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Hank]

It's crazy.

[Reed]

It's all right, though.

[Brandon]

Now you got to treat them. Baby gloves.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

He peed him.

[Big Cat]

You crushed it, Reed.

[KB]

He did.

[Brandon]

Do you. Do you want to be the thumbnail of this episode? No.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Reed]

Well, you are so trippy, dude. No,

[KB]

he's like this stoner dare psa.

[Big Cat]

He's like a. He's like a Nick Colletti video character come to real life.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah.

[KB]

He's really like that.

[Brandon]

Somebody dropped a Nick Colletti video in a vat of waste and you emerge.

[Frankie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And now here he is.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Good job, Rick. That was so wet, Rick. Dude, that was so wet.

[Brandon]

Job.

[Reed]

Wet.

[Brandon]

Number eight on the leaderboards.

[Danny]

Rick, come here.

[Hank]

Why did you believe me?

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Hank]

Okay.

[Danny]

I shouldn't have.

[Hank]

I was smart. I was laughing as I said.

[Danny]

Took it like a champ, Rick.

[KB]

I trusted you wholeheartedly, Martin.

[Hank]

That's good to know, actually.

[Mincy]

This is what I have to show for it.

[Hank]

Yeah. I'm sorry. I didn't think you'd actually get wet. I just wanted more names on the wheel. That's my bad.

[Brandon]

Who would have thought it was going to be him?

[Danny]

Yeah, but if I told you it was going to be Wreck that gets wet, you'd have been fine. Yeah, I would have.

[Brandon]

Reed, I think you're the last of a dying breed, man.

[Reed]

Really? I. Great.

[Hank]

You're an old school throwback. My dad, like, the way my dad talks about high school is he like, went to school with a lot of guys like you, but he. He's like, they're not around anymore.

[Reed]

So I'm like, yeah, yeah.

[KB]

The guy that.

[Reed]

I'm like DVI right now.

[Hank]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Danny]

You're the man.

[Brandon]

It's like the last rhino. We gotta force you to reproduce.

[Reed]

I mean, I'll try my hardest, dude. I'll try to do better.

[Brandon]

Bay.

[Reed]

Are you guys twins? At the line and see what happens.

[Brandon]

Please.

[Reed]

At the bar. I said the line. I was like the. Is that.

[KB]

Yeah. Good reflection. Because I don't know why you said the line.

[Reed]

No. You guys all agreed.

[KB]

I thought that's letting you talk.

[Brandon]

You said the lion.

[Reed]

I said the line.

[Cody]

I.

[Brandon]

What the.

[Danny]

I thought you said lion, too.

[Brandon]

Don't clip that.

[Big Cat]

Don't clip.

[Danny]

That's an awful clip.

[KB]

I'm glad you caught yourself. Yeah.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[KB]

That was crazy that you at the bar. Weird that you said that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It didn't make sense.

[Reed]

No, but that's why I called myself and said it to you, though. You know what I'm saying? I was like. I said the line. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Kate, if you were for 15 years younger.

[Big Cat]

Oh, it's all working.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

He's gonna get Reed's number.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Ella]

No, he's like a fun cousin. I could see him being like a fun cousin. Like, I could see you being fun to hang out.

[Frankie]

Got cousins, platonic.

[Reed]

Damn.

[Brandon]

God damn.

[Ella]

Mom way.

[Reed]

That's cool. That's cool. Yeah, I like that.

[Brandon]

For sure.

[Ella]

I actually talked to you. I talked to Reed for the first time yesterday.

[Reed]

Yeah, it was great conversation.

[Ella]

It was great.

[Reed]

We had a great conversation. Great, friendly conversation.

[Ella]

It was.

[Brandon]

I do feel like you're coming out of your show more. You came up and spoke to me a couple days ago and I. Yeah,

[Reed]

because I was with KB, though, right? Yeah, I, I, I haven't talked to you without K.V.

[Brandon]

no, that's fine.

[KB]

But, like, trying to think.

[Brandon]

You're welcome to come up anytime.

[Cody]

Really?

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Dude, talk. Talk with you?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Okay. Yeah, I'll try. I've talked to him.

[Frankie]

Yeah, you seem so afraid to talk to everyone. You've been talking to me since day one.

[Reed]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Frankie]

Yeah,

[Reed]

he's my friend. He's my friend.

[Frankie]

I've denied that several times. But you still, still keep coming back. Yeah, I, I just.

[Reed]

Yeah, I'm just like, Danny, what's good?

[Frankie]

He was speaking crazy yesterday.

[KB]

Kate.

[Frankie]

I know how comfortable you guys were.

[Ella]

On the same page.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

About different.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Hair. About the hair. Right.

[Ella]

Yeah.

[Frankie]

Be a conversation for another day.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

All right. Great show, Reed.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

See everyone tomorrow. Rushed it.

[Reed]

Really?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Sick dude. Yeah. It's time to talk. Shank, act. What a guy, man. We keep finding them.

[Kyle]

All right, love you guys.

[Brandon]

You tomorrow.