A Verdict Has Been Made In Brandon Walker's Attempt To Kill The Wet Wheel | The Yak 4-30-26

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Episode: A Verdict Has Been Made In Brandon Walker's Attempt To Kill The Wet Wheel | The Yak 4-30-26

Date: April 30, 2026
Featuring: Big Cat (Dan Katz), Brandon Walker, Nick, KB (Kyle Bauer), Rone, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah, Dana (Ozempic user), TJ and guests

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Episode Overview

This episode dives into the running saga of the Yak's infamous Wet Wheel punishment, centering on Brandon Walker's attempt to "kill" it once and for all. The crew brainstorms, debates, and occasionally argues about how (or if) to retire the Wet Wheel, with side discussions ranging from social media trends and odd collectibles to the effect of Ozempic on french fry cravings. As always, the humor is sharp, self-deprecating, and filled with off-the-cuff games and bits.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. "Wet Wheel" Controversy & The Future of Yak Punishments

The main event: Brandon officially presents his proposal to revamp the wheel and retire the Wet Wheel—for good or, at the very least, give everyone “one final wet.”

• Discussion revolves around whether the Wet Wheel is still funny, or if it's time to retire it and try new punishments or events.
• A "final wet" is proposed: each member gets wet one last time, then is excused from future wet punishments.
• Multiple suggestions for revamping the wheel, including:
  • Replacing "Wet" slices with rotating special event slices (e.g., Draft, KB’s Wild, Plinko) [19:18]
  • Various types of eliminators, like fart or half-court shot eliminator [20:37]
  • Solo Show (one person does 10 mins solo if it lands)
• Debate over whether "dry" still serves a purpose if "wet" is phased out [36:39]
• Chat poll overwhelmingly supports doing the final wet, confirming fans still enjoy the bit (80%+ in favor). [34:59]

Notable quote:
"What if you had the opportunity to know that was the last time? How much would you savor that? ... We have that opportunity now right in front of us, Brandon." – Dana, advocating for the 'one final wet' (35:21)

2. Off-the-Rails Bits: Vaginas, Social Media Attention, and Peer-Reviewed P____

• Kate jokingly discusses online vagina-ranking kits, kicking off a riff about peer-reviewed "biomes," oral, and science fakeouts [05:10-15:16]
• Dan: "This is like, anyone could say any pussy is perfect, right? ... We need someone to double place for this stuff. Show your work." [15:06]
• The crew imagines scientific standards for sexual partners, to much laughter and discomfort.

3. How Many Mozzarella Sticks Can Kate Eat? The "Pottery Date" Gambit

• A running bet forms around just how many Chili's mozzarella sticks Kate could eat (can she do 12?), leading to jokes about pottery class "dates" and other improbable Yak group outings [54:02-55:27]
• Kate: "Would you be behind me or me behind you at the pottery wheel?" [54:24]
• Jokes about the “T bus” (a tea party on a pink bus), speakeasy tours, and plans they’ll never do.

4. TikTok Trends & The Attention Economy

• The group discusses the rise of sped-up videos, "context-bait" clips ("could you believe what she did…"), and creators gaming the algorithm [41:12-44:01]
• Nick laments the “death of creativity," with the consensus that everything is geared toward max engagement, not actual entertainment.

5. Absurd Collecting: NFL Draft Couches & Troughs

• Big Cat becomes obsessed with buying a couch used in the NFL Draft green room, leading to a convoluted hunt involving Pittsburgh connections (“Boots,” “Sock,” and a moving company pal) [59:59-66:29]
• The mission ultimately fizzles when it’s revealed the couches can't be linked to specific players, making the memorabilia less cool [99:06].
• Brandon: “Without knowing the players...if it was the players, I would love for people to come by and just be like, yeah you see that, right?” [115:23]
• Side bit: Office trough urinals—Big Cat wants to “make the office more trough than not.”

6. Ozempic, Food, and Life Updates

• Dana shares his weird relationship with food post-Ozempic, especially his new indifference to fries, with skepticism from the group [46:42-86:50]
• Extended riff about what actually suppresses appetite, and whether he’ll ever enjoy fries again.
• Lots of food talk: Chili's mozzarella sticks, Donnie's “chicken slushie,” and grazing at events (Greg’s slushie count).

7. Emotional Bits, Deadpan and "Sad Bombs"

• Nick performs an ultra-convincing “sad bomb” after being asked if he bought gold, causing comic but real discomfort among the group [36:34-39:06, with flashbacks at 90:03-91:28]
• Reflects on the group’s hesitance to respond to sadness for real vs. in jest:
  • "I still think you might be sad." – Dan [39:13]
  • "I'm just, like, sad." – Nick, playing it straight [36:54]
• The group admits they’re bad at emotionally supporting each other on air.

8. Miscellaneous Bits, Games, and Recurring Themes

• Random number and celebrity guessing games, often devolving into coin-flip or animal guessing segments [67:28-76:07]
• Talk of game ideas to spice up the show (Salad Bowl, Yak Basketball, “Who’s the Bad Guy?”—a board game by Nick and Steven Cheah)
• Chef Donnie and others participate in an office curling competition, which results in jokes about “body type” and the pitfalls of Yak athletic events [101:17+]
• Long, meandering riff on steak/fish/chicken wedding dinner choices and the social pressure of being "the halibut guy" at a wedding [109:39+]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Dana on "Final Wet":
  “What if you had the opportunity to know that was the last time? How much would you savor that?” [35:21]

• Dan on science and sex: “Show your work. It's like when you're in middle school, they're like, show your work.” [15:16]

• Nick’s deadpan: “I'm sorry. ... I'm just, like, sad.” [36:54; replayed at 90:42]

• Kate's challenge:
  “Would you be behind me or me behind you at the pottery wheel?” [54:24]

• Dan on TikTok trends:
  “Everything's gamified and optimized for views and money... The death of creativity.” – Paraphrased [43:11]

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Important Segment Timestamps

• [15:04] — Demand for “peer-reviewed” vagina ranking, riff on scientific standards
• [19:18] — Brandon begins his official wheel/punishment proposal
• [20:59] — Core Wet Wheel debate, introducing alternate wheel concepts
• [35:21] — Dana's “final time picking up your child” analogy for saying farewell to the Wet Wheel
• [41:12] — Extended riff on TikTok and social media short-form video trends
• [59:59] — NFL Draft Couches segment begins
• [86:00] — Dana details eating habits and Ozempic-induced fry indifference
• [90:03, 36:54] — Nick's "sad bomb" bit, and group reaction to emotional whiplash
• [109:39+] — Wedding menu, halibut/steak/chicken dinner bit and social anxiety
• [101:17+] — Yak office curling, jokes about “body type,” and Kurling rivalry
• [115:03+] — Wheel spin, new punishments, and "dry" as the anti-climax

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Takeaways for Non-Listeners

• If you tune into this Yak episode: expect a classic blend of the absurd and the analytical as the crew hash out (and squabble over) the fate of the Wet Wheel punishment, a recurring bit that’s become as beloved as it is despised by both cast and fans.
• The wheel’s future is still somewhat unresolved, but there’s strong movement towards letting everyone have “one last wet” before moving on to other recurring bits and games.
• Woven throughout are hilarious tangents, social commentary, self-deprecating banter, and behind-the-scenes glimpses into Barstool’s chaotic office culture.
• The true highlight may be seeing just how unprepared a bunch of podcasters are for earnest emotional exchanges—and how quickly any serious moment becomes fodder for more bits.

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Episode Flow & Tone

The tone is fast-paced, wandering, irreverent, and intentionally chaotic. The cast ping-pongs from deep-dive debates to absurd hypotheticals, always with a willingness to roast any topic—each other most of all. Don't expect anything to get resolved without several detours through bits, polling the chat, or mock heartfelt analogies.

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Transcript

[Brandon]

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[Dan]

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[Brandon]

There's some gold mug boys in today that yeah they're nice guys.

[Nick]

Yeah guys.

[Brandon]

Yeah there they from Stephen and David.

[Kate]

Oh I saw them come in. I thought they were like cuz they came in with backpacks and stuff. I said these guys are it.

[Brandon]

Oh yeah I was wrong.

[Kate]

They're cool.

[Brandon]

Sorry I thought they profile.

[Kate]

I profiled them based off their backpacks

[Dan]

and not and and it's it not these guys but it smells like loser in here today. I don't know Where? Wait for that.

[Brandon]

Oh, no. Oh, you can't do that. Smell.

[Dana]

Oh, my God.

[Kyle]

A loser of weight.

[Brandon]

Then you made TJ slow pan them.

[Nick]

Yeah, TJ had to do it.

[TJ]

Had to do it.

[Dan]

Oh, we love the Hitchings.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

That's.

[TJ]

The Hitchings are here.

[Dan]

We love the Hitchings.

[TJ]

Oh, man, that lady brought me delicious biscuits. Oh, really? Yeah. A box full of biscuits. Thank you.

[Brandon]

For everybody or just for you?

[TJ]

I believe they were just for me.

[Dan]

And you ate them all?

[TJ]

Nope.

[Dan]

So can I have one?

[TJ]

Yep. You want it now?

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

How many biscuits?

[TJ]

You don't want a biscuit?

[Dan]

I would love.

[Brandon]

Oh, Brandon.

[Dan]

Oh, my God. Would I love a biscuit?

[Brandon]

You ate them all, didn't you?

[TJ]

I didn't eat them all. They're all on my desk.

[Dan]

Can I have one?

[Dana]

I.

[TJ]

My feet don't work. You really want one?

[Dan]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Okay.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

He's not coming back, is he?

[Dan]

No, no, he's never coming back.

[Dana]

That's it.

[TJ]

You want the biscuit?

[Dan]

I do want the biscuit.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

But you were a little too excited to go leave.

[Dana]

That's the fastest Brandon's gotten up for a shot. That's a new record.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Less than five minutes, he gets up

[Dan]

and

[Dana]

hates the show.

[Dan]

He hates. He said he's got a wheel proposal. It's going to be. Let's get. How about we get rid of it? That's what he's gonna say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's gonna make a big deal. He's like, how about. Let's think about this, guys.

[Brandon]

Then he's gonna look at me. Or.

[Kate]

Or.

[Dan]

Yeah. Or we don't do the thing. Yeah.

[Brandon]

He's gonna look for you and I'll do it. I'll break.

[Dan]

Don't break. I'm gonna also look at you. Oh, double look.

[Brandon]

I won't be able to handle that.

[Kyle]

Should we add a slice that just says Brandon. What?

[Dana]

Yeah, that's good.

[Brandon]

Kate, look pretty.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Something new.

[TJ]

What'd you do?

[Kate]

What the are you guys doing?

[Dan]

What'd you do? What are you doing right now?

[Kate]

Is it my.

[Dana]

We were. What?

[Nick]

I think it's your microbiome.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Did you change your.

[Dana]

Yeah, your microbiome is glowing.

[TJ]

It is?

[Kate]

Whoa. Buzzing about my butt.

[Dan]

So these were made by TJ's mom.

[Kate]

Wait, I want to see.

[Brandon]

You just want to see.

[Kate]

I want to see TJ's mom's biscuit.

[Dana]

That sounds fantastic.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Kate, have you been introducing healthy bacterium?

[Nick]

That bad? I figured they were bad, but.

[Dan]

Oh, that's good relationship.

[Kate]

Yeah, that's delicious.

[Dan]

Those are really Good.

[Nick]

Amazing.

[Dana]

Good. Yep, they're really good.

[Kyle]

I'm okay.

[Brandon]

No, I realize every time complimenting Kate makes her more uncomfortable than being horrible to her. So it's been fun.

[Dan]

So this guy's just such a weirdo, huh?

[Brandon]

What guy?

[Dan]

Brian Johnson.

[Kate]

This guy. He got her.

[TJ]

Oh, yeah.

[Dan]

I started reading the. The. The scouting report on her vagina and had to stop myself and be like, what am I doing right now?

[Brandon]

Top 1% of all vaginas.

[Dan]

I also read. I also read that word down there.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Dan]

Did anyone else.

[Brandon]

Now, Kate, we can't force you to take this test.

[Kate]

Well, actually, I want to own up to something. I have the results here. I did take the test. And you guys still be my friends if I tell you this. Yeah, I'm only in the 99th percent.

[Brandon]

You're still on Dean's list.

[Kate]

Yeah, I only have almost.

[Brandon]

What was the flaw ever. Humongous.

[Kate]

One of pets here.

[Kyle]

The odor.

[TJ]

Cavernous.

[Brandon]

It's medically humongous. Obese.

[Dan]

That's where I had to stop because I read that as jardinero.

[Brandon]

I knew you would.

[Dan]

And I was like, wait, I'm reading a report and some garbage items.

[Brandon]

You would be disappointed if you have that.

[Dan]

Oh, she's got no journey.

[Kate]

I got hoagie dip in mine.

[Dan]

Humongous.

[TJ]

She's.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Medically humongous.

[Dan]

Medically. Medically Enormous. Your was drafted on Traits.

[TJ]

Got a toolsy.

[Dan]

It's a 400 pound. Yeah.

[Kate]

San Francisco Harbor Shockers. Shonkers. When my jumps on a pier.

[Brandon]

What pier? White Sox day.

[Kate]

Walked right into that one.

[Dan]

What. What's up with that Chonkers guy?

[Kate]

The seal.

[Dana]

Big boy.

[Dan]

Big boy.

[Kate]

A big boy.

[Dan]

He's a big boy.

[TJ]

You going to correct her? I said he was a seal earlier. And you, you, you.

[Dana]

Oh, you said. She said seal.

[TJ]

Yeah, it's.

[Dana]

See, it's a sea line, but that's.

[Dan]

Well, actually, where is he? This guy?

[Brandon]

Where is he?

[Nick]

He looks like a potato, but now he's pushing him.

[Kate]

He's dominating everybody.

[Brandon]

Is he the alpha or is he just fat?

[Dana]

And he's got his comfy spot up there on the dock character this morning. Chalkers. We should hire him.

[Brandon]

Yeah, we need.

[Dana]

Oh, should hire Chalkers. Imagine sit in the cave.

[Kate]

Barstool. Chalker sitting in the cave.

[Dan]

Sit in the cage. Cave and lose parlays.

[Brandon]

That would be such a nuisance.

[Nick]

Eating popcorn.

[Dan]

Oh, yeah, imagine that. This guy's. This guy's the man.

[Dana]

He doesn't like the Premier League, but hell, it's on.

[Nick]

Oh, we're doing tennis today.

[Dana]

All right, I'll watch.

[Dan]

Blutman has to kindly ask Chonkers what he wants to watch. A change of tv.

[Nick]

Chunkers knows ball.

[Dana]

Do you think there's a chance that guy that did the. The report on his wife. Do you think there's like a little bit of a chance he might actually have like a huge breakthrough with all these experiments? Is there a chance like 100 years from now he's thought of as like a brilliant mind and science that like

[Brandon]

cracks some code, or is it not the biggest chance? I don't think.

[Dan]

I think.

[Nick]

I'm under the impression it's all fake.

[Dana]

Oh, I like that idea that he's like.

[Nick]

That reeks of like now he's just trolling.

[Kate]

Like him and his wife sold a testing kit that like, Wink Wink's gonna tell you if I have a really good one, I'm buying it.

[Dan]

Yeah, but how much so does he sell the kid?

[Dana]

He's basically good.

[Dan]

I'll buy it.

[Dana]

He's just doing experiments on himself.

[Dan]

Well, and also.

[Dana]

But just kind of.

[Brandon]

He's getting himself like straight A's.

[TJ]

Right?

[Dan]

Right.

[Dana]

That's true.

[Dan]

That's the point. Kate has a hundred percent. She's 100 percentile. Right, right. How many people are actually using the test?

[Dana]

Whose test?

[Brandon]

What's right. If she's the only one that's taking

[Nick]

the test, making up fake tests.

[Dan]

There's like one other chick named Marge who's 20.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

[Dan]

Yeah. Poor Marge. She's just like, yeah, my stinks.

[Dana]

Smell that from around the corner.

[Dan]

But then Kate's got a. A decent. Don't.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Don't get me wrong. Pussy's pretty good.

[Kate]

Yeah, but it's interlock with a guy once

[Dan]

my Roger Bannister take of like look. Yeah, Kate's pretty good. Yeah, but have we tested all the pussies?

[TJ]

Yeah. Now we're breaking four minute around the

[Brandon]

world probably doesn't want people to test because there's. There's always a better right.

[Dan]

Well, not statistically. Kate's is the best.

[Brandon]

Right.

[TJ]

Right now there could be other 100%.

[Nick]

And do we.

[TJ]

Who do.

[Nick]

Kate is.

[Dan]

I don't think she's right there.

[Kate]

She commented on his post.

[Dan]

Is she hot?

[Kate]

I commented on that post.

[Dan]

Wait, I want to see.

[Kate]

Seems to be. She then replied to him with.

[TJ]

You commented on that post?

[Kate]

Yes. With the seriousness of oral sex, people forget that a guy with. With wonky teeth can throw off a lady's 100%.

[Dan]

Hi, everyone. Kate here. I know this seems Unhinged. But oral sex isn't talked about enough. Actually wrong. On this show, it's talked about too much.

[TJ]

Okay, so yesterday we had Connor Griffin

[Dan]

getting, you know, skin to the bone.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Nick]

It's talked about.

[TJ]

So he typed this too.

[Dan]

You think so?

[TJ]

It looked like it's just.

[Dan]

Oral sex carries genuine risks. Oh, come on. Yeah, great. The problem is that we don't treat it seriously. We would never skip economy. Go down. What the.

[Kate]

See, your guys's mouths are the biggest threat to our ph.

[Dan]

These people

[TJ]

said it himself. Wait, can we say KP did well.

[Nick]

Said himself.

[Dana]

I think you might be right. Kb he's just trolling.

[Nick]

He has to be like, how is that part of his endeavor to live forever?

[Dan]

Like, there's a chance this is all winoi. Like the entire thing.

[Brandon]

Oh, this could be your dad.

[TJ]

I mean, probably.

[Dan]

I mean.

[Kate]

You guys got a floss?

[Dan]

Are you

[Kate]

get the water pick?

[TJ]

I wasn't.

[Brandon]

Hey, is that why you go to the dentist so much?

[Dan]

All right, let me think about how I want to say that.

[TJ]

I wasn't prepared for him to be that ugly or.

[Nick]

Remember who you are in the face of many.

[Dan]

Yeah. Show her again. She's. She's fine looking, but is that. Can you have 100?

[TJ]

No, I, I, I, I, I don't, I don't know.

[Dan]

Okay. Okay.

[Dana]

I mean, what are. Yeah. What are we doing?

[TJ]

What?

[Dan]

She's.

[Dana]

She's gorgeous.

[Brandon]

She's a beautiful guy, but she's 100.

[Dana]

Are we pretending she's not gorgeous?

[Dan]

She is. But, Mark, you're saying put on the, on the 100.

[TJ]

You're saying she's being put on moun Rushmore right now. Correct. Is that.

[Dan]

But like, is she 100?

[Brandon]

We're talking about two different things.

[Dan]

Well, no, I mean, it all comes together, the package. Right? You see a pretty.

[Brandon]

Like, I guarantee your perfect.

[Dan]

No, but I mean, you get in a. Like a car could look awesome on the outside and be uncomfortable.

[TJ]

Pretty face ugly is a bad combo.

[Dana]

Right, but that's, that's all, it's all one. What? You know, that's, that's her asset is her put. You know, she's got a perfect part of the package. You look at her and you're like that

[Dan]

bumper sticker.

[Brandon]

That's a pretty good selling point.

[Dan]

Like a, like my kids in the honor roll. I have a perfect.

[TJ]

Okay, I'm missing a perfect on board

[Kate]

microbiome on my bumper.

[Dan]

Please don't honk. Perfect on board. We don't want to. We don't want to disrupt the. That'd be intimidating to walk around, like, to maintain that. But, like, what happens if you. Like what. What if you, like, get a ball thrown at your.

[Brandon]

Yeah, right. I'd be walking on eggshells.

[Kate]

Hit with a hockey pocket.

[Brandon]

She probably wears some sort of protection, right?

[TJ]

Like a halo.

[Brandon]

It's like a cocoa mask.

[Dan]

Yeah. Did you guys see the guy, the EMT guy, get hit in the nuts in the. In the A's dugout? No, but, like, hard and. And it's just such a guy reaction that, like, he's in immense pain and everyone's just laughing.

[Stephen Che]

The crowd groan was unforgettable.

[Dan]

This is a hard hit ball. Oh. Oh, That'll knock the wind out of you. Look at them laughing.

[TJ]

Knock the wind out of you.

[Dan]

Oh, and they're all just like.

[Nick]

That's pretty funny.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Oh, that's him.

[Dan]

It's also. When you lose the EMT guy, what do you.

[TJ]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

Who's to take care of him?

[Dan]

Start just jerking off.

[Nick]

I don't know.

[Dan]

Works.

[Brandon]

I don't know. Yeah. Is that the test you do?

[Nick]

Probably the protocol.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Is that perfect? Man, I feel like.

[TJ]

Yes, go on, Kate.

[Brandon]

Would you be bummed if Pat, like, he was just like, yeah, my ex actually had 100% over me. Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah. I'd be pumped.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You're great and all, but my ex had a perfect.

[Kate]

But good luck with that because what

[TJ]

if he put out your biome report and you were like, 62?

[Kate]

That'd be tough.

[Nick]

What is the score? I regret to inform you my cleanliness,

[Brandon]

grip

[Kate]

flap, evenness, symmetry.

[Dana]

The grip score.

[Nick]

When. What are they sending to a lab? This guy, what does he do? Is he.

[TJ]

Is it kind of fucked up that

[Dan]

they won't show us the pussy? I'm just asking. There's a question. I'm asking a question.

[Brandon]

Well, where you'd be the type of guy to. You'd zoom and find.

[Dan]

No, but I'm just saying, like, if I was like, oh, I'm such a sick, like, basketball player, but I never played basketball in front of you.

[TJ]

But pretty funny. When a scientist makes a breakthrough, like in cancer research, do we say, well, okay, well, show us.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah, show us literally what they do. They write a paper.

[TJ]

Show us the. No, but we say, show us the cancerous tumor in the. Oh, yes, correct.

[Dan]

Yes, we do say that. Just said yes.

[Dana]

You're saying this needs to be peer reviewed pussy.

[Dan]

Correct. I need. I need a bunch of, like, Harvard

[Nick]

nerds sitting behind as if it is like, correct.

[Dana]

Peer reviewed, Right. Community noted.

[Dan]

This is like, anyone could say any pussy is perfect, right? I have a perfect dick according to my studies. I actually can't even say that. Whatever. You know what I'm saying? Like, we need.

[Nick]

I couldn't.

[Dan]

There needs to be a. Someone needs to double place for this stuff. Show your work. It's like when you're in middle school, they're like, show your work.

[Brandon]

I think we'd be let down, but also perfect.

[Kate]

The beauty is in the eye of. Of the p. Holder, as you say.

[Dan]

No, we would know.

[Kate]

Maybe some dudes are a little more into abstract.

[Dan]

The thing about guys.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Dan]

Yeah. Think about guys.

[Brandon]

A fan of Pollock as he puts out cigarettes on it.

[Dan]

We're like snipers. You show us the melting cl. You show us a perfect pussy downwind, a mile away. We could get it.

[Kate]

We know it.

[Stephen Che]

I've got. I've got a question for the group.

[TJ]

Great.

[Dana]

Here we go.

[Stephen Che]

Do you think. Honestly. And there's no way we can take this far than this. Do you think that.

[TJ]

What? You don't create parameters.

[Dan]

Yeah. You don't tell us what we're. Who the fuck you think you are?

[Stephen Che]

Do you think you could identify your partner's In a. Ew.

[Nick]

Oh, I'm gonna go.

[Brandon]

I don't want to do this.

[Kate]

I don't think I could identify my own. No, I don't think I could. If you gave me mine and others.

[Brandon]

You can identify your own parents on the screen.

[Kate]

My own. I don't think I could.

[Kyle]

Yep, that's it.

[Dan]

No, there's no way you could. You could if you just lined up a bunch of small dicks. You could trick me because.

[Kate]

How much are you reading?

[Brandon]

You couldn't identify your dick. Yeah.

[Dan]

If you. If you got. If you got the same size, I'd be like, I think that's mine also.

[Kate]

You guys have something easier to look at. We got. It's not like.

[Dan]

I'm not like, oh, do that, Kate. You guys always go spread eagle in

[TJ]

front of the mirror.

[Nick]

Look at the.

[Dan]

Yeah, you do.

[Brandon]

We have, like.

[Kate]

You do a check every day after I had babies. They were like, you should take a mirror and check it. And I was like, absolutely the not.

[Dana]

Oh, my.

[Kate]

No, I don't want to know what that thing looks like. It gone to my head 10 in front of me. I probably would get.

[Kyle]

It's fogging up. Do you think you could. Stephen, take your time.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

Could I identify my own dick? Absolutely.

[Kyle]

No.

[TJ]

Your. Your.

[Dan]

Your partner's. Partner's.

[Stephen Che]

I think so. 70. 78% confidence.

[Dan]

Okay, 78. That's good.

[Stephen Che]

If. If we're doing like 10. 10 total.

[Kyle]

Well, I guess we can't.

[Stephen Che]

My dick, though. I could definitely pick that thing out of a line of like 100.

[TJ]

Yeah, I think we could all pick yours out of the line because that he couldn't.

[Dan]

I'm saying they were intentionally trying to like, it was a trick question kind of thing. If they're intentionally trying to make me confused, I would get confused. Obviously.

[Kate]

I just did.

[Dan]

Like out of this group.

[TJ]

I would get zaz dick.

[Dan]

Yep. And I'd get chase deck Tituses too.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Dan]

So big.

[Stephen Che]

You just gotta look for the long blonde hair for yours, brother.

[TJ]

True me.

[Dan]

Too many pubes.

[TJ]

Yeah, it's not blonde.

[Dan]

We should do that.

[TJ]

What color? It's more. More brunette, I guess.

[Dan]

I'll tell you what. If you did all of our dicks in Kate's, I'd be able to be

[Brandon]

like, that's Kate's, dude.

[Kate]

That's what you think.

[TJ]

I'm down to these.

[Brandon]

What if I picked out your dick for Kate? We're still talking about it.

[Dan]

We've got deeper. We're now. We're now like a step away from all of us showing each other our dicks.

[Nick]

Oh, man. What did Kate say?

[Kyle]

We all said our answers now I

[Kate]

couldn't pick mine out of a lineup. Yeah, I don't think. We don't. And Lady Akron's. Tell me, are we looking at our vaginas or not?

[Dan]

100.

[Kate]

Especially after you.

[TJ]

Why are you telling them they're looking at their own.

[Dan]

What about when you do your pillow fights? Naked pillow fights.

[TJ]

That's true.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

That's a mystery like to keep. I don't want to know. Cuz in my mind it is perfect. But what if it's not?

[TJ]

So I. I have my wheel proposal.

[Dan]

Sure. Great.

[Nick]

Low expectations, Brandon.

[Dan]

Deliver insanely low.

[Kate]

We already predicted what you were going to say when you tried to leave the show the first time.

[TJ]

I went and got him a biscuit.

[Dan]

I know. And then we predicted it.

[TJ]

What did you predict? I was going to say.

[Dan]

All right. I have.

[TJ]

I have.

[Dan]

I have my wheel proposal. What if.

[Kate]

Or.

[Dan]

Or we just didn't do it.

[Nick]

Brandon. That better not be Brandon.

[Brandon]

Stun. Here's your chance back to the drawing board.

[Nick]

If you have to sit up, give us something.

[TJ]

I guess we keep the same amount of dries because dry just means nothing that for that day. So same amount of dries. We have one special event slice on the wheel. Currently it is draft. All Right. We spend a couple of weeks, eventually we hit a draft. And then the next Friday we do a draft. And after draft gets hit, it rolls over the next special event like KB's Wild. With KB's Wild Hit, we roll over to Plinko and then we roll over to maybe case rate, I don't know.

[Dan]

Okay, but where, where's the wet?

[TJ]

There's more. Okay, so we have the special. One special event so that every time we hit on that, the audience gets something they want anyway.

[Dan]

Love that.

[TJ]

They're going to get the draft. They're gonna get a KB's wild, they're gonna get a Plinko, they're gonna get all these things.

[Dan]

Love that.

[TJ]

But only one of those on the wheel at one time. Yeah. If draft hits, it goes to the back of the line.

[Dan]

Got it.

[TJ]

Okay. There's three eliminators on this wheel. There's. There, there, there's. There's the draft for special event and there's three eliminators. Fart eliminator, I believe universally stays on the wheel.

[Dan]

Correct.

[TJ]

I think half court shot eliminator is a good eliminator.

[Dan]

I like that.

[TJ]

And then third, I couldn't come up with a good third eliminator. What I came up with was solo show, last 10 minutes. Solo show, last 10 minutes.

[Kate]

Wow.

[Joe]

Wet.

[TJ]

No. Oh, no.

[Dan]

So nowhere.

[TJ]

No, no wet. No, no wet. What's not funny?

[Dan]

I'm really confused.

[TJ]

What's not funny? Everybody leaves except for one person who does the last 10 minutes solo. And maybe they involve the chat. I don't know if you have a better eliminator than that. You can tell me. Three eliminators, an event and a bunch of dries.

[Dan]

Or wet.

[Brandon]

What about. Oh, I have your back.

[TJ]

Okay. Do you have a better Eliminate.

[Brandon]

Oh, shit. Fuck. We could also get wet.

[Dan]

I like this idea. I do think though, we should do what we were saying where it's just final wet forever.

[TJ]

That's just wet for here on out. Because we're not all gonna get.

[Dan]

No, we will. No, once you get wet, you're done, you're gone.

[TJ]

Right. But you're off. That's another two years of wet.

[Dan]

Yeah, I know that's. But that would be fun to see. Like, oh, you want one last ride?

[Dana]

One last ride.

[Dan]

You got to send it out the right way.

[Dana]

One last ride, Brandon.

[Dan]

You only have to get but then wet one more time.

[Dana]

You almost want it to happen today. Get it over with and then you're done. You'll never have to get wet again.

[Dan]

Then everyone else has the pressure. It actually is like. Or there it is.

[Kate]

Or.

[TJ]

Or we don't do that because wet's not funny.

[Dana]

But it's not about being funny. It's about.

[Brandon]

I'm with you, Brandon.

[TJ]

This show should be about being funny.

[Dan]

I think perfect.

[TJ]

I think my. My, My way has a couple eliminators that they can see us fart if they want to see us fart.

[Brandon]

And a good show, they get a

[TJ]

good show out of it. And all they. All they're trading us is wet.

[Dan]

Okay, I like your idea, but I. I feel like. Tj, why don't you put up for a chat vote? Should we do the final wet idea?

[TJ]

My God. Well, that's.

[Dana]

Brian, we should do one final.

[TJ]

Why would you do that vote? That's going to be 100. Yes.

[Dan]

You don't know that, Chad.

[TJ]

You know you agree with me about wet not being funny.

[Dan]

I think it might be funny for them because we hate it.

[TJ]

I hate it.

[Dan]

Well, you hate it.

[Brandon]

Everybody should hate it.

[TJ]

You hate it. You hate it. You hate it. I don't know about you. You hate it.

[Brandon]

Danny's never been wet.

[Kyle]

Can't relate.

[Nick]

I like party games and Scattergories. No.

[TJ]

Okay.

[Nick]

I like Celebrity Guesser. I like games like that.

[Dana]

We haven't done salad bowl.

[Brandon]

Salad bowl.

[Kate]

We haven't done anything.

[TJ]

But that salad bowl could into the special. Special events wheel.

[Dana]

Yeah, I like games.

[TJ]

Okay, well, we'll add more games.

[Nick]

Should we play some games with implications?

[Dana]

We should stop.

[Dan]

Can we play salad bowl?

[Nick]

Which one is Salad Friday? Is that like a charade?

[TJ]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it. Let's do it tomorrow.

[Dan]

I'm out tomorrow, but we can do. You guys can do it tomorrow.

[Nick]

And I like when we have final wet state.

[TJ]

So.

[Dan]

You were wrong, Brandon.

[Brandon]

No, look, it's going down.

[TJ]

You were wrong.

[Dan]

You said 100.

[Dana]

We could do it. Doesn't have to be either or. It's both. Let's do your proposal. But.

[TJ]

Yeah, well, my proposal is not wet anymore.

[Dan]

No, no. Or final wet.

[TJ]

But final wet just means every individual gets a final wet. So wet is just here forever.

[Dana]

It's not final wet.

[TJ]

There's 10 of us.

[Dan]

It's not here forever, I think.

[Dana]

But then once you get wet, it's over. Granted, I hate the wet wheel, too, but like doing it one more time as a goodbye.

[Dan]

Literally, you just have to get wet.

[Dana]

Show. You got. You got to write the character off the show.

[TJ]

You guys are right. Let's do it for 10 more years. That's not what we're saying it'll be funny in 2027. It'll be fun.

[Dan]

You have to do it one more time, Brandon.

[TJ]

Individually, one more time.

[Dan]

Correct.

[TJ]

As a group, we'd have to do it 10 more times.

[Dan]

But you. But once it happens, you're done. You're free. You're.

[TJ]

Why don't we just be free now?

[Dana]

What's the.

[TJ]

What's stupid?

[Dan]

Yeah, but you got to say bye.

[TJ]

Or we don't.

[Dana]

But it hits dry so often and nothing happens.

[Dan]

Correct.

[Dana]

So what? So someone going and walking up in the shower one last time is not replacing the entirety of the show. It's replacing correct. Nothing happening.

[Dan]

Nothing.

[TJ]

The next time. You sons of.

[Dana]

You're not using your brain, Brandon. I hate the wet wheel as well. I do not want to get wet. I can do it for one more time.

[Dan]

We're just saying one more goodbye. We're saying goodbye.

[Brandon]

Is it going to be an eliminate. Is it the driest or is it just gonna be one person wet?

[Dan]

No, it's. You do it. If it hits, you do it. If, say you get wet, you are now off the wet wheel forever.

[Dana]

Forever.

[Brandon]

You're signing up to getting wet one more time.

[Dan]

Correct.

[Dana]

One more time. That's all you have to do.

[Dan]

No. One single more time.

[Kyle]

You'd actually be excited to get wet

[Brandon]

because, Brandon, you don't have to do it.

[TJ]

Right?

[Brandon]

What if you get a pass?

[Dan]

Or.

[Kate]

Or.

[TJ]

Or we acknowledge it's not funny and just do other stuff that could be funny.

[Dan]

Well, we are going to do the other stuff that will be funny.

[TJ]

Right. And we could come up with something to replace wet.

[Dan]

But also as a group, say goodbye

[Brandon]

and it's been five years. We don't have the ability to think of anything better.

[TJ]

No, but I'm offering everyone that opportunity.

[Brandon]

I. I'm with you.

[TJ]

He's with me. Stop making eye contact with him when he says he's with me. Stop making eye contact with him when he's with me. Make eye contact with me.

[Brandon]

Let's just do one more and let's do it. Let's do it right now.

[Dan]

No, we're not getting. We're going now.

[TJ]

It's fine. Let's get back to pussy talk, I guess. Yep. All right.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

That was more comfortable to dry or

[TJ]

Brandon, or.

[Brandon]

That was a good idea.

[TJ]

Thank you. I didn't even hardly listen to.

[Dan]

It's a really good idea. No, I loved your idea.

[TJ]

Don't you like putting an event on the wheel? Because we.

[Dan]

Oh, big time.

[TJ]

Oh, fellow Friday could be on the

[Dan]

way oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dana]

We're doing all that. I love that.

[Dan]

That's all. Yeah.

[TJ]

All right.

[Dana]

Well, this is the best of both worlds.

[TJ]

Yeah, it really is. What if we just do the best of a new world?

[Dan]

No, we're saying goodbye to the old world and saying hello to the new world.

[TJ]

It's going to take us trans two years to say goodbye.

[Dan]

You keep. You're getting hung up on the two years. It doesn't really matter.

[Kyle]

Don't worry about everyone else.

[TJ]

But this isn't getting rid of it at all.

[Joe]

That event spot can also join the the wheel until wet leaves. You know what I'm saying? Like, we.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah. No, no, I'm saying we changed the wheel right now where the events are on there.

[TJ]

Well, draft is.

[Dan]

Draft is first. Yeah, yeah. And then final wet. That looks great.

[Joe]

But then you also want half quarter eliminator.

[Dan]

No, no, that's when.

[Dana]

No, there's one eliminator.

[Dan]

Yeah, one eliminator.

[Dana]

One. Or should we change it from far

[Joe]

because we just did fart.

[Dan]

Yeah, it'd be half court eliminator Fart.

[Stephen Che]

I believe you said once a month cap.

[Dan]

That's right.

[Joe]

Yes, because we had it two days in a row.

[Dan]

Yeah, that's right. That was a problem.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Yeah. We'll just back and forth between half court eliminator and.

[Dana]

And do you want Yug to stay?

[Dan]

Brandon, you want to get Yug off?

[TJ]

So I think yug is. Is funny when it's available. But Dana. Dana's not here all the time.

[Dan]

Yeah, I got an idea for Yug. What if we change yug to. You have to yug out of the shower faucet.

[TJ]

What if I kick you in the chair?

[Brandon]

I see that being funny.

[Dan]

Or we get rid of wet. Just yog out of the shower faucet for like, 15 seconds with your clothes on.

[Dana]

It's pretty good.

[Dan]

Never been done.

[Dana]

Hey, Stefan.

[Dan]

Hey, Stefan. What's up?

[TJ]

What's up, homie?

[Kate]

Not even acknowledging.

[Dan]

All right, Stefan.

[Dana]

See you.

[Dan]

Stefan. Stefan.

[Brandon]

I talked to Stefan this morning.

[TJ]

What?

[Brandon]

And I said, when was the last time you took a vacation? And he says, I don't touch the stuff.

[TJ]

Step Man 7.

[Brandon]

Thank you for everything, Stefan.

[Kate]

Yesterday at the event, he told somebody else that he was on the headset with the talk like a man.

[Dan]

No weapon. Stefan.

[Kate]

Two of us heard it and we were giggling.

[Dan]

No, Stefan. No, we're not. No, we're not.

[TJ]

We are.

[Dan]

Why is he going back and forth for that 5D? What is he doing?

[TJ]

Where's he going now?

[Joe]

He's Coming to me.

[TJ]

He's coming. Oh, Stephan.

[Dan]

So mad at me. Roback. Roback Activewear.

[Brandon]

Tell him never mind when he gets. Yeah.

[Dan]

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[Nick]

Hell of an ad read, Dan.

[Dan]

Thank you. What's up, dude?

[Nick]

Oh, just living life. How are you?

[TJ]

Good.

[Dan]

You don't do vacations?

[Brandon]

Flow yak day today.

[Dan]

You don't do vacations?

[Nick]

Not when there's work to be done.

[Dan]

There we go.

[TJ]

I'm taking like six this year.

[Dan]

When?

[TJ]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

When are you sending your gal to Portugal, Brandon?

[TJ]

In mid May. Thank you, Stefan. You do too.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you do, Stefan. Take one. Book one.

[TJ]

Take a family vacation together. Me and you. The wives.

[Brandon]

If you're paying.

[TJ]

Oh, I wasn't prepared for that answer.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God. Brandon, do it.

[Nick]

Oh, you're down at. You're down a house right now, right?

[TJ]

Yeah, I'm down a house.

[Nick]

He is.

[TJ]

I'm fighting. I'm fighting a house behind right now.

[Brandon]

Every athlete, every person's dream is to buy their mom a house.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And you did it.

[TJ]

And I live. I live that for. For an entire November.

[Brandon]

All right, guys.

[Dana]

Thanks, Stefan.

[Dan]

You demand.

[Brandon]

Stefan, somebody tweeted us a really good point.

[Dan]

What?

[Brandon]

What does dry mean on the wheel? If there's no wet?

[TJ]

It just means nothing. Means nothing.

[Brandon]

Yeah, so those have to go too.

[TJ]

No, no, sunshine. We got to have a nothing.

[Dan]

You didn't think about that, Brandon.

[TJ]

No, I. I said in my original, dry is just represents. Nothing means that. Okay, well, we spend again the next day. That's fine.

[Kyle]

Or we have to get extra dry.

[Brandon]

What if there's just a much less. There's way less odds of getting wet. What if it goes to the wet smaller wheel? It's like a one in a hundred chance. No, you're right.

[TJ]

You're right.

[Brandon]

No, you're right. You're like My best friend Brandon.

[Dana]

Say it.

[Dan]

What about. What about? All right, what about instead of getting physically wet, you have to smoke pcp?

[Brandon]

That's fine. That's fine.

[Dana]

Say it. Hit him with it. Hit him with it.

[Dan]

Or he did the word.

[TJ]

Or we. We don't do that at all and just go forward with funny ideas. My. My ideas here aren't even all that funny, but they leave room. We can, we can substitute any funny idea anytime you want to. That's not wet.

[Dan]

I don't like the disclaimer you put

[Kate]

at the end

[TJ]

because the first funny idea is you're gonna have is wet.

[Dan]

Cuz it makes you so mad. Like that's the part you just cannot comprehend that if you weren't so mad, I probably would agree.

[TJ]

But if I weren't so mad, I wouldn't be mad, right?

[Dan]

And I'd be like, oh, this is lame.

[Brandon]

What about we all wet is up.

[Dan]

Steven's got something. Oh no, he's got his finger up.

[Stephen Che]

I have a theory on this.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Stephen Che]

Brandon hasn't been to his card shop in quite a long time. He misses bartering. This is what he's doing here.

[TJ]

Wow.

[Stephen Che]

He's trying to get the best deal bartering. And he doesn't have anybody to deal with anymore.

[Dan]

Is that true? Are you bartering with us right now?

[TJ]

So I woke up one day after my kerfuffle at. At the card shop and just had no desire anymore to go collect things.

[Brandon]

Wait, you're just done?

[TJ]

I haven't been in like a month, so I don't know. I don't know how to get the desire back. He even texted me yesterday. He said, do you want this? And I didn't answer. I don't even answer. Yeah, so I'm like, I think just weeks and weeks of you guys beating me down emotionally and making fun of me for this very innocuous habit that I enjoyed has finally gotten it out of me where I don't want to do it anymore.

[Dan]

Oh, that's a little history.

[Brandon]

You're blaming it on us.

[TJ]

In what way?

[Brandon]

Yeah, Steve, that sold the thing that was in your box, save for you.

[Dan]

No, and also you're. That's revisionist history.

[TJ]

And in what way was it revised?

[Dan]

Because the actual act of collecting is cool. And we agree with that. It's the fact that you then would just put it in a pile at home that was not displayed.

[TJ]

No, I don't. I put in a pile here. I put in a pile. And mostly I put in a pile everywhere.

[Dan]

You beat your Addiction display of it is what. What bothered me.

[Brandon]

What was the last thing you purchased

[Dan]

that's on display?

[TJ]

Probably a Tony Gwynn signed poster.

[Dan]

And where did you put it?

[TJ]

It's on my wall in my. In my basement. On your wall? On my wall.

[Brandon]

It's not leaning.

[Dan]

Hanging.

[TJ]

Hanging on my wall. Tommy's at school right now. Or otherwise.

[Dan]

Hanging on your wall.

[TJ]

Hanging on my wall.

[Brandon]

So do you think that was just the last thing you needed? Is there something about a Tony Gwynn

[Dan]

poster that put the whole room together?

[TJ]

If you'll give me 20 minutes and my wife enough time to get the Ace hardware and buy some nail of it.

[Dan]

Hanging on my.

[TJ]

On my wall.

[Brandon]

What about wet is just a general term for a punishment. If it lands on you, you have to do your punishment that you chose for yourself.

[TJ]

So that's just name wheel you're doing or.

[Dan]

No. What if we do wet is just a punishment and we all choose a punishment for each other?

[Dana]

Mm.

[Dan]

So like Brandon, I'll choose wet.

[Brandon]

Titus has to sleep over at somebody's house.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Oh, God.

[Brandon]

Titus has to go to the beach.

[Dana]

Oh, God, no.

[Dan]

Or. Hey, did it again.

[TJ]

We just recraft the wheel right now.

[Dan]

Yeah, we recrafted it.

[Nick]

We.

[Dan]

Already.

[TJ]

You're recrafting by the old. With the old material and the old stuff.

[Dan]

There's one old thing on there.

[TJ]

You're repurposing all the old. You're just. You've torn down a house and you're using the same material to build back the new house.

[Dana]

What's the pull at now, tj?

[Dan]

I would actually say it's different.

[Joe]

It's ended.

[Dan]

We tore down the house.

[Dana]

80%.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Yeah.

[Dan]

We kept the foundation.

[TJ]

We didn't even tear it down.

[Dan]

No, we can't.

[TJ]

We took one shingle off the roof. What are you talking about?

[Dana]

So fuck the 80%. I. You know, just. Yeah, them. Is that. Is that the message?

[TJ]

And you guys knew what?

[Dana]

Is that the message we're sending?

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Dan]

I like to listen to the people.

[Brandon]

I'm with you, Brandon.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Thank you, Nick.

[Brandon]

You the man.

[Dana]

One more time. Brandon in it, you know, someone. Song someone said to me. And it stopped me in my tracks. It just floored me. My baby's not even one year old yet. And someone said, you will pick up your child for the last time and you won't even know it.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Dana]

You won't even know it's happening. Oh, the last time you hold your baby, you're. It'll be the last time and you won't Even know it. What if you had the opportunity to know that was the last time? How much would you savor that y. How much if you knew as you're picking up your child, you're saying to yourself, oh, my God, this will be the last set. This is it. You would favor the whole thing.

[TJ]

You're comparing.

[Dana]

And we have that opportunity now right in front of us, Brandon.

[TJ]

You're comparing your human offspring that you created with. With the love of your life, this great child. You created this child. You're comparing that to walking our fat asses up the stairs and standing under a shower for 10 seconds.

[Dana]

The wet will's been in my life longer than my child.

[Dan]

Oh, fuck.

[Dana]

So, I mean, wow.

[Brandon]

Wow.

[Dan]

Wow.

[Dana]

Something to think about.

[Nick]

Wow.

[Brandon]

I'm with you, Mark.

[TJ]

Wow.

[Brandon]

I'm malleable.

[Dana]

As you're gonna miss, like, gold, maybe.

[TJ]

All right.

[Dan]

No, I can't stop thinking about gold.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Gold.

[Brandon]

Oh, you're looking like you bought gold.

[Nick]

Did I buy gold?

[Brandon]

Did you buy gold yesterday?

[Nick]

Not technically,

[TJ]

but

[Nick]

yeah. I'm sorry. I'm just, like, sad.

[Dan]

Yeah, but what? I don't know.

[Nick]

I'm sorry.

[TJ]

It's okay.

[Nick]

Yeah, keep going.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Dan]

Okay. Sorry.

[TJ]

Something happened.

[Nick]

Oh, it's gone too far.

[Dan]

Like, what happens when you try to remove us? Nick.

[Dana]

Nick.

[Dan]

Why?

[Dana]

Why?

[Dan]

Why did you.

[Brandon]

How was that my fault?

[Dan]

You asked question.

[Brandon]

I didn't know he was sad. Yeah, but you asked him. He was being quiet, but he got all. He got all meek when we were.

[Nick]

Sorry.

[Dan]

Nick did that to you?

[Nick]

Gone.

[Dana]

That was crazy. Crazy.

[Dan]

I apologize.

[Kate]

Dude.

[Dan]

Nick. A real dick thing to do.

[Kyle]

You whispered in my ear. Watch this.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I did. I should have done that.

[Dan]

Wow. I don't know. I've never seen Nick be like that before.

[TJ]

I apologize. It was really weird.

[Nick]

Me on me.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

No, I crossed a line.

[Nick]

I had nothing to say. I didn't know what would be funny response to if I bought gold. And then I just.

[Brandon]

You sold it so well that you were actually sad.

[Nick]

And I did that, and it was too much.

[TJ]

So where are we now?

[Nick]

I was just experimenting with our emotions. No, I was gonna see, like, what? Like, I wanted to make the response great, and I just had nothing. I didn't want to be like, yeah,

[Dana]

yeah, I bought gold.

[Dan]

You hit the sad button on us.

[Nick]

Yeah, and I did it really well.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Your voice cracked.

[Nick]

I thought they were comfortable.

[Kate]

My heart stopped.

[Nick]

I hate. I hated.

[Brandon]

I thought you were about to, like, drop something.

[Dan]

Yeah, like, super sad. Your cats okay?

[Nick]

Yeah, everything's good.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Nick]

Good morning. Good day.

[TJ]

Still engaged.

[Nick]

Very good.

[TJ]

Good.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[TJ]

All right.

[Kyle]

Wow.

[Nick]

Like the what? Yeah, that was weird.

[Dan]

You just put us through a roller.

[Nick]

No idea. I hated that. I wanted to say something like funnier, interesting, but I.

[TJ]

You defaulted sad.

[Dan]

Yeah. Sad and like in a Very convincing.

[Nick]

I know.

[TJ]

Very fucking convinced.

[Dan]

Like, super convincing.

[Kyle]

I know.

[TJ]

Kate was freaking out.

[Kate]

I was.

[Nick]

I was freaking out.

[Kyle]

I felt myself turn pain.

[Nick]

Like, the next time that happens, just say something like, what if you were

[Brandon]

actually sad and being.

[Nick]

I know I would never do that on. On camera.

[Dan]

Oh, I still think you might be sad.

[Dana]

Were you hot? Were you sad?

[Nick]

And now it's been like, yeah, now he's coming. It's been a phenomenal last couple months for my. My mental health.

[Kate]

Okay.

[TJ]

I've. All right.

[Brandon]

Damn.

[TJ]

Why is it so dark in here?

[Brandon]

It is really dark.

[Dan]

I like it. Yeah, it kind of looks.

[Kate]

What is that for?

[Brandon]

Represents Kyle's mood.

[Joe]

Looks like they're shooting something for Family Feud over by the scoreboard.

[TJ]

Did somebody hit Steve Harvey with a D's Nuts joke?

[Dan]

Yeah, lady did.

[Dana]

See this?

[Dan]

It was good.

[Brandon]

Wait, how'd Steve react?

[Dan]

It was really good.

[TJ]

I didn't watch it. I just saw it was on our prep sheet for mostly we never got

[Dan]

to was really good.

[TJ]

When does. Do we know when our Family Feud airs at all?

[Dan]

No.

[TJ]

Okay.

[Kate]

I don't know how that turned out and I don't want to know. I'm gonna be surprised on the actual.

[TJ]

They're Dave's doing the recording on the 16th. He said that publicly, correct?

[Dan]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Yeah. Okay.

[Dana]

So I imagine it's going to come out before then.

[TJ]

I would imagine.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Fill in the blank with one word blank nuts.

[Dana]

These.

[Dan]

Fill in the blank.

[TJ]

You still got it.

[Kate]

You said em. He's good.

[Nick]

Is this recent?

[TJ]

That's a good answer.

[Nick]

That also it would be the.

[Dana]

The number one answer.

[Kate]

Absolutely.

[Dana]

But that's what they do this show.

[Dan]

They.

[Dana]

They. They say, then you say it and then they pretend to be shock.

[TJ]

She's off to a good start.

[Kyle]

Oh, yikes.

[Kate]

And still no word on who they're going up against.

[TJ]

I don't know that we.

[Dan]

I don't think. I don't think so.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Dan]

What's this? What's this Chase confused with why Mikey Betts talking so fast in a clip? What is that?

[Nick]

That made the list very confused.

[Dana]

Oh yeah.

[Kyle]

Danny, new show drop yesterday. Tune in every Wednesday, 7pm Che, I think he just will it sped up live so we couldn't do live yesterday because of the soccer. But I. I'm trying to push maybe we don't go live first couple weeks.

[Dan]

Yeah, no, I'm, I'm a heavy. I was like, Mikey Betts told me this idea. I was like, yeah, go do it. Do whatever idea you want. But maybe a dump button or like, yeah, lay. And he's like, well, Deutsch is producing like, whoa.

[Kyle]

Okay, so for now it's voicemails. The numbers out there.

[Dan]

What is the, what's the issue here?

[Kyle]

He's Mike. I think Mikey was just speeding it up because it was too long and people don't have attention spans anymore.

[Brandon]

And it's an unnamed caller looking for some career advice. Hey, this message is for Mikey Betts.

[TJ]

This is John Delicious. Figured I would show some love.

[Dan]

I'll let you guys go. You have to be as motivated as

[Joe]

possible and get wake up every day and just make sure you stay on the same.

[Stephen Che]

I couldn't stop looking at my phone.

[Joe]

I remember I was doing it for three years. I was working for free.

[Dana]

Sped up.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Joe]

God damn, this is never gonna work.

[Dan]

The words never gonna get like, this is only one word a time.

[Kyle]

He made clips before where he would speed it up if the clip.

[Dan]

Oh, he is.

[Brandon]

To shorten the clip. Oh, is that the trend?

[Stephen Che]

Yes.

[Nick]

A lot of people are just doing that with their videos, speeding them up

[Kyle]

to adjust to people attention span.

[Dan]

I've gotten to. I can't watch anything at one.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

I'm noticing like a lot of young men are like doing it like really exaggeratedly. Like they're speeding it up and then slowing it down.

[Joe]

Yeah, I don't know what that is.

[Nick]

I think they're insecure about their voice.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Because then you have people like Hoopa5 who's talking slower, like, what's up everybody?

[Brandon]

Oh, he slowed it down.

[Kyle]

Well, that's just his normal talking voice. He slows it down in real life.

[Kate]

Well, I know too. The app will tell you as you're editing, it's like if you go over one minute, we're not going to push it on the algorithm. So then people will either cut it or lengthen it to hit like certain timestamps so it gets pushed by the. I don't know.

[Kyle]

I don't like that. Long form should come back.

[Brandon]

I like long form stuff.

[Nick]

Everything's gamified and optimized for views and money and then. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Is that the state of the industry?

[Nick]

The death of creativity? But I think things change. Things change so rapidly.

[TJ]

They do.

[Kyle]

I think the one that's pissed me off the most so far, the trend is like, could you Believe what she did in this clip. And it's a completely normal clip.

[Donnie]

Oh yeah.

[Kyle]

No one doing anything absurd. It's just so you get a bunch of comments being like, did I miss it?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Context please. Yeah. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Vague posting.

[Dana]

Yeah. We all. We all know which one doesn't belong.

[Dan]

Yep. Always.

[Dana]

There's one imposter in this group and we all know who it is.

[Nick]

And there's like.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Problems. I saw Che just answer them.

[Dan]

He does.

[Brandon]

I'm going crazy on the math problem.

[Dan]

Those are like you got any wrong?

[Nick]

You're falling for.

[Brandon]

It's like only a genius can answer. And then I just see Chase hitting 17 with like a period. Like you somehow you're straight up. Numbers are coming across.

[Dan]

So it's literally just Pemdas every time. Yeah. They're just trying to get you to up on. On Pemdas.

[Stephen Che]

They'll skip. Like I. I don't even. Yeah.

[Brandon]

It's like pattern recognition. Right. 106. There you go to your replies. How you do that daily.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

I've been on a kick the past couple weeks. They just started coming to my feed. And they're all fun. They're all like bot accounts too.

[Nick]

Big time.

[Brandon]

3 but like why are you get the answer?

[Dan]

Why do you.

[Brandon]

Why do you tweet it back?

[Stephen Che]

It's just the love of the game. What the heck?

[TJ]

Oh what?

[Stephen Che]

No. TJ was making fun of me. It's just for the love of the game. I don't do it for any.

[Dan]

You just trying to stay sharp.

[Brandon]

You're not trying to go viral with that three.

[Stephen Che]

No.

[Dana]

Ebay was a letdown.

[Dan]

Also.

[Brandon]

Wait, you tried to buy gold? Steve?

[Stephen Che]

I looked into it. Ebay. Terrible. Absolute wasteland.

[Dan]

Did you put a Dana suite?

[TJ]

Can I? Yeah, let's see that. But the guy yesterday told us make sure you get a reputable dealer. Make sure you put the utmost care into choosing your dealer. And your ass went to ebay.

[Stephen Che]

So I buy. I like to peruse ebay. I spend a decent amount of time on ebay. I'm familiar with it. Obviously I'd look for like a good seller. You can tell if someone's a good seller, power seller, etc. But I just wanted to see what the market was. Are there a lot on ebay? Are there not a lot. I don't if some people are sending me like MP AMX or something website. Like I don't know how to do that. Like let me just see the marketplace that I'm familiar with. Do they have it? Total wasteland. So I asked the people, and a lot of them refer me to that site. Another place that people referred.

[Dan]

Costco.

[TJ]

Costco.

[Brandon]

Oh, I saw that. Costco has a lot of gold.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Where Costco has everything. The gold aisle.

[TJ]

Wire.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You just have a gold aisle.

[TJ]

They got it because of the jeans. All right, all right, sorry. Now, what was Dana's tweet?

[Brandon]

Hey, do you want to go on a gold run with me after this?

[TJ]

You going gold?

[Stephen Che]

Oh, I would like to.

[Brandon]

I wouldn't mind going to get some gold.

[Dan]

Whoa.

[Dana]

What did you just. Whoa.

[Stephen Che]

That's much cheaper.

[Dan]

What?

[TJ]

But that's a very smaller.

[Stephen Che]

Yeah, but what? All right, whatever. I mean, yeah, the one ounce.

[Joe]

This would also probably change pretty, pretty daily with market value of gold.

[Brandon]

Limit of two.

[Stephen Che]

Yeah, because. Yeah, we looked up, it was like 4600.

[Dan]

So this could be the whole picture.

[TJ]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Dana]

All right.

[Dan]

No, Dana just, like, made an announcement, and I think he just realized that, like, he's been taking Ozempic. Is he just not describing what Ozempic? I don't know what Ozempic like, makes you, but is he not. He's just basically like, yeah, I got an announcement. I don't like French fries anymore. Dude, you're on Ozempic.

[TJ]

Yeah,

[Dan]

Yeah, I read that.

[Brandon]

I was just like, well, does Ozempic make you crave?

[Dan]

I have no idea. But I'm saying, like, doesn't that make sense that he's just not.

[Dana]

His appetite suppressor has killed my app.

[Dan]

This bold announcer. I was like, but you're taking Ozempic.

[Brandon]

But he chalked it up to he's had too many French fries to where he doesn't like them anymore. Is that what that was?

[Dan]

I feel like if he went off Ozempic, he would like the French fries.

[Brandon]

I feel like he would. Yeah.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Brandon]

He's been regularly taking it.

[Dan]

I think so.

[Brandon]

Yesterday at soccer, he was eating.

[Dan]

Dude. I had to tell him. I was like, just slow down.

[Brandon]

No cameras on him.

[Dan]

He was. Every time I looked, he was eating or drinking something.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Dan]

He had smoothies. He was eating just everything green.

[Brandon]

Drake had five slushies.

[Nick]

Greg had five to six.

[Kyle]

And he was very self conscious about it.

[Nick]

He didn't know people were counting.

[Brandon]

Everybody was independently counting.

[Dana]

And then your eyes off of that. If you see Greg with a flush, of course you're counting.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Deutsch said Greg denied it, but then the Blutmans admitted that they both had three already. So then Greg told the truth. He's like, all right, yeah, I have had like four or five, who cares?

[Brandon]

But every time I looked at Dana, it was a vastly different. Cool meal.

[Dan]

Yeah. He just didn't stop.

[Kate]

I walked up big. I walked up to the booth and said to you guys. I was like, did you notice every. Like, everybody noticed because every time you looked at Dana, he was in the same spot but with a different food.

[Dan]

I was like, dude, just breathe a little. Just take a breath.

[Brandon]

Wait, you told him to relax?

[Dan]

Yeah. No, I said. I said chew. Put it down for a minute, dude.

[Nick]

It's fascinating watching this firm graze and feed like, firm. They treat it like an Easter egg hunt. Like, every piece of snack in their eyesight, they have to pick it up and then reward themselves.

[TJ]

I was eating the whole time, too.

[Dan]

What?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Yeah, but that's. Yeah.

[Dan]

They were also handing you food.

[TJ]

Correct.

[Dan]

You didn't have to go up and be like, all right, another smoothie.

[TJ]

Yeah, he did have, like. It seemed like he had food. Dana had food that didn't belong there at all. Right. I looked over one time. I thought he was eating a turkey leg.

[Dan]

He was finding food. He's finding food under the chairs that had been there for a while. It's like a rat. Oh, man. That was fun, though.

[TJ]

I can't wait.

[Kate]

That was really fun. It went by quickly.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Green. Greg has really made himself. He's one of, like, the boys. He was very comfy leading Chance.

[TJ]

I want to. I don't want to risk any spoilers, but can I see your leg, Kyle? Oh, I was going to say, that was nasty.

[Nick]

Oh, Spoiled.

[TJ]

Oh, yeah.

[Nick]

KB got turf burn.

[Brandon]

You've bled the last two competitions.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[TJ]

All out.

[Nick]

Like, it was so painful in the shower.

[Dan]

Oh.

[TJ]

Oh, yeah. That's rough.

[Brandon]

The suds I haven't had. Oh, getting suds.

[Nick]

Suds in my burn.

[Brandon]

Oh, I don't think about getting less

[Nick]

sudsy or you're ripping and strangling the shower neck. Moaning.

[Brandon]

You shouldn't have said so much.

[Nick]

I had to clean it, I think.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Dan]

Did you guys. Did you guys read this JP Morgan article? That's quite a doozy.

[Nick]

No, they're doing.

[Dana]

Oh, whatever.

[TJ]

Sex life.

[Dan]

Yeah, it's not.

[Kate]

I'd be a little wary.

[Dana]

Fill me in.

[Kate]

I don't know any lady that calls cannons.

[Dan]

Hell of a. What? Women don't call cannons.

[Brandon]

She. You don't call.

[TJ]

You don't call.

[Kate]

No. Well, maybe.

[Brandon]

Oh, if you call. Yeah, we would have to.

[TJ]

Right?

[Brandon]

Stop that.

[Kate]

Never mind. But I. I would.

[Dan]

You think it's fake?

[Kyle]

Is that what made you think it was fake? That she called.

[Kate]

No, no.

[Dan]

But JP Morgan executive allegedly used her power to sexually harass and abuse a junior male employee, drugging him, subjecting him to racial abuse and threatening his career. It was in depth, though.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

If Daily Mail reports it, I don't feel ashamed for thinking it's real.

[Dana]

Yeah, that's pretty.

[Dan]

What made you think it was fake?

[Kate]

Because I saw an article that JP Morgan did their own super in depth research and he refused the complaint. Complaint or whatever. Refused to like work with them and show them any evidence. Any actual.

[Dan]

Like a sex slave. Oh, yeah, we're spiking and there's some.

[Dana]

The details are juicy.

[Dan]

Oh, there's some heavy racism in there too. Yeah.

[Kate]

Some of the thoughts I saw was like he got caught cheating and now and like panicked crazy.

[Dan]

I don't know.

[Kate]

But it could be. I don't know. I don't know.

[Dan]

One of those.

[Kate]

It's hard to tell what's re. Like what? I don't know.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Kate]

What's real and what's not.

[Dan]

It was hot. I mean, it was. Some of the details were.

[Nick]

That was the woman who was doing it.

[Dan]

Twice. Doe claims that Hyjini proposition for oral twice. That's Frank. On one occasion asking birthday BJ for the brown boy. My little brown boy. While Doe claims he continued to resist her advances, Genie allegedly threatened professional. You're not gonna. You're gonna need to earn it. My little Arab boy toy. Doe alleges she told him during a work social event or private members club. During the same event, he claimed she repeatedly groped his groin under the table and spat in her hands, running them over his neck and head. Is that.

[TJ]

Huh?

[Kate]

I mean the.

[Dan]

That's head. Head or head.

[TJ]

A neck.

[Donnie]

Neck.

[Kyle]

Neck.

[Dan]

Neck or neck?

[Kyle]

Neck.

[Dan]

Neck.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Dan]

I don't know. They get wild at those.

[Kate]

That is true.

[Dan]

While we're eating.

[Kate]

That's true.

[Dan]

Yeah. We're grazing and putting ourselves to early death. They're just giving birthday BJ's for the brown boys.

[Dana]

This company.

[Dan]

Your wife doesn't have these cannons. She owned him and his little Asian

[Dana]

fish head wife doesn't have that.

[Dan]

Again, I'm not in the girl boss own you. I'll make you pay. Do you think you're gonna be standing if you do not. Don't. Do not have me in your corner. You really think management wants some brown boy Indian leading organizations?

[Nick]

This seems so ridiculous that it's fake. But if it's real, she needs slaughtered.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

That's hideous.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I like out of all those things that were said Kate was.

[Brandon]

Yeah, cannons is.

[Kate]

I've said some weird stuff. Cannons.

[Kyle]

What do you call them?

[Kate]

Ski slopes?

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

They're real flat. And then at the bottom, they kind of.

[Kyle]

You don't have to explain the answer.

[Kate]

Shut out things have actually to describe them like an avalanche.

[Dan]

Dana's at Chili's right now. A spider. Wait, about right.

[Brandon]

I think I like fries again.

[Stephen Che]

That is an ad deal. In their defense.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[TJ]

I mean, yeah, but it is funny. Dana's a chili.

[Dan]

Yeah, he's a chili spider.

[Kate]

Those. They brought the mozzarella sticks in the other, what, last week?

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I could have eaten a thousand of them. They're good.

[Brandon]

It was in the middle of the beach house recap and you pulled.

[Stephen Che]

You did a cheese pool and everybody

[Brandon]

turned to look at you instead of watching what was going on in beach house.

[Kate]

Yep, that's right. I got a good cheese pool.

[Nick]

You could eat nine.

[Kate]

Oh, thank you, Kyle.

[Nick]

I'm challenging you. Oh, I bet you couldn't eat 12.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[TJ]

There we go. Yeah, there we go.

[Kyle]

How many do you think you could eat now?

[Kate]

You guys are fucking with me. I think I could eat nine, not 12. It depends.

[TJ]

If you get to nine, you get to 12.

[Kate]

If I was out late at the bars and I got to Chili's and that was all they were giving me, then, yes, I think I could.

[TJ]

You need to have a little bit of beer in you. Is that what you're saying?

[Brandon]

Yeah. If you eat 12, Kyle will go to a pottery class with you in Pilsen.

[Kate]

Really?

[TJ]

That was the most disappointed. Yeah, his heart sank.

[Kate]

You know, I would love that, right? Like, really? I would.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

I want you guys to come on the tea about town bus as well.

[Brandon]

You could bring your own wine to the pottery class, too.

[Kate]

Really?

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Billson's got some cool stuff.

[Dan]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

We could go to the free bookstore.

[Brandon]

Christ almighty.

[Kate]

Murals.

[Kyle]

Has to be wine.

[Dana]

Kyle's gonna bring bottles of his 12 does seem now he's actually sick.

[Nick]

12 seems low, but I.

[Brandon]

12 is so many mozzarellas to eat.

[Nick]

And I almost don't think you could do it.

[Kate]

Would you be behind me or me behind you at the pottery wheel?

[Brandon]

Oh, for. Like a ghost scene?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Why would that. Why would we have to do that? One person has to be behind the

[Kate]

other person for fun. Just a guide. Just a guide.

[TJ]

Kate, you just. He told you pottery, and then you immediately ripped off, like, tea. What'd you rip off right there? You said tea room or something else. Oh, you said go somewhere else.

[Kate]

It parks. Do you see the big pink bus down the street here?

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Kate]

We could walk to it as a team.

[TJ]

Are you just sitting there with date ideas for the rest?

[Kate]

For all of us? So many. I still have to take steps. Jeff and Jersey Jerry birding.

[Brandon]

Do they want to go?

[Kate]

No.

[Brandon]

Okay. Yeah. What you do is you make a lot of plans for things that'll never happen.

[Kate]

I already talked to the birding guy with mantra speech.

[TJ]

Like, intricate plans, like itinerary plans, like, down to the minute. This is when we're gonna go have tea. This is where. When we're gonna go pottery class.

[Kate]

TJ Put. Put the T bus on the wheel.

[Brandon]

T bus. No, I did the spooky speakeasy tour. Five hours.

[Kate]

Five hours.

[Brandon]

It went faster. It felt like four.

[Dana]

T bus is just a bus that serves tea.

[TJ]

Is that right?

[Kate]

Yeah. You've seen it, right?

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

What's it do?

[Kate]

See about town, you get really dressed up like you're going to British tea, and then you get on the bus and you drink tea.

[TJ]

But none of us want to do this.

[Kate]

And it has, like, little sandwiches and it has little like, why do I

[Brandon]

have to be on a bus?

[Dana]

How does the bus enhance.

[Kate]

It's a big pink bus.

[TJ]

Or we could just get wet or. There we go.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Boys. I did it. None of that was genuine by me.

[Brandon]

Kate, order 12 mozzarella sticks right now.

[Stephen Che]

I don't think you can E12.

[Dan]

They come order some.

[Stephen Che]

They come in small, which is three shareable, which is six. These are like fat mozzarellas.

[TJ]

Sounds like you just ordered two sharables.

[Stephen Che]

That's how much it.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

All I know is three the other day, and I was still hungry for more.

[Dana]

One sharable, two smalls.

[Kate]

Now, this has mixed reviews. I've been watching some tik toks where things often go very.

[TJ]

You're really selling how ar.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Dan]

You're drinking hot liquid in your house

[Kate]

and it's in cities around the country and things. It goes viral the most because things.

[TJ]

Oh, wrong. Didn't they dump their. On a bunch of people?

[Brandon]

That was right. That was the tea about.

[Kate]

Anyway, it's parked. It's always parked, like, two blocks from here.

[TJ]

Everything is two blocks from here.

[Dan]

Well, Brandon, I got a question for you.

[TJ]

Oh, God.

[Dan]

Are you. Has it crossed your mind that we are potentially and I don't think it's going to happen, but potentially in a very funny situation depending on how a couple basketball games go this weekend.

[TJ]

As far as you finally. I told. I said this morning, but I really need LeBron to win one of these next two years.

[Dan]

Oh, man, would that be funny. We're gonna have a toxic conversation.

[TJ]

But you know what? You know, I view any take I give between January and September as just reps for college football.

[Dan]

Where your takes are great.

[TJ]

Yeah. Where my take. No, no. But that's when I'm really in the m. Everything I say is just spat back at me in rapid fashion. So when somebody spits something back at me in, like, May, I'm like, okay, let's. Let's play around a little bit.

[Dan]

But you coming out as a LeBron fan, finally.

[TJ]

Yeah. After 20 years of being a LeBron fan.

[Dan]

20 years, and then him possibly blowing up. Historic lead, never been done in the NBA.

[TJ]

Would be something, wouldn't it?

[Dan]

It would be something.

[TJ]

It would be something.

[Dan]

And I'm sure the toxic, toxic conversation.

[TJ]

The conversations will be measured and very, very mature.

[Brandon]

But I'm sure if anybody else made that take, it wouldn't be thrown in there the same.

[TJ]

I'm not a thrower of a take. You just came out as a LeBron Friday night.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Yeah.

[TJ]

After 23 years of being a LeBron,

[Brandon]

were you nervous to send that tweet off?

[TJ]

No, I think I got in one of those grooves where you just want to tweet eight times in nine minutes.

[Dan]

Yeah. One of those groups.

[TJ]

And it happens every now and then. It's a Friday night. I'm like, I got some things to say. Bang, bang, bang, bang. And then I was sitting at the Mississippi State baseball game, and I was. It was. It was a boring inning, and I was just, all right, I'm going to rip these. That's how that went.

[Dana]

Got to get some off.

[Dan]

Not enough people were recognizing you.

[Dana]

I'm finally.

[TJ]

Oh, no, that wasn't the case.

[Dana]

I'm brave enough to say it.

[TJ]

Do you need to watch the video again?

[Brandon]

Didn't Mincy get a chant when he went back once?

[TJ]

I don't think so.

[Dan]

He did.

[TJ]

I don't think so. No. That's not something that happened.

[Dan]

I got something else. I need a. I need help from a Pittsburgh gag.

[Kate]

Decker.

[Dan]

Okay. Did you guys see that? They are. Maybe you can pull it up. Tj they're selling the couches they used in the green room for the NFL draft.

[Brandon]

This year's couches.

[Kate]

Yeah, I saw that.

[Brandon]

So that's just a pretty new house.

[TJ]

Let me stop you there.

[Dan]

I need one back.

[TJ]

You don't need one.

[Dan]

I need one bad.

[Nick]

Is it branded as NFL?

[Dana]

Are they interesting?

[Dan]

Could be like, oh, yeah, this is like pick number 25's moment. I need one bad.

[Brandon]

You want me to call my boy Sock?

[TJ]

But here's also.

[Dan]

Here's the thing. I called already. They don't. They won't ship it. So I need someone to go pick it up.

[Brandon]

I've got my boy Sock to go get it.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Okay. We need one bad. Think about.

[Nick]

It's not something we need.

[TJ]

This is just a standard.

[Nick]

That's just a regular couch.

[TJ]

That's not even a nice couch.

[Dan]

That could be a couch that ties Simpson's first cousin saddle.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that's cool.

[Stephen Che]

Those are very reasonably priced.

[Dan]

Thank you.

[Stephen Che]

Are we sure those are. We sure those are game you.

[Dan]

Thank you. CSA game?

[TJ]

You can never make fun of me for collecting anything.

[Dan]

No, because I'm collecting things that you can use.

[TJ]

A couch that you're gonna put in. It's gonna be in storage back there.

[Dan]

No, it won't be sat on.

[TJ]

You're pissing on the trough.

[Dan]

I just pissed in the trough.

[TJ]

Yeah, you're pissing on the trough. We're not even using the trough. We're just pissing in it.

[Brandon]

I just reached out.

[TJ]

What do you mean?

[Dan]

That's what you use it for.

[TJ]

I know there's.

[Dan]

Nebraska's also selling troughs. I'm. My goal is to make this place more trough than a whole office.

[Brandon]

My boy Boots can go get it now.

[Dan]

Okay. Tell him.

[TJ]

Wait. PayPal time. Time. You have a guy named Boots and Sock?

[Brandon]

I have Boots and Sock, yeah. Wow. Yeah, I guess.

[TJ]

Do they know each other?

[Brandon]

No.

[Dan]

Boots, Tony, go right now and zoom in.

[Brandon]

Boots. His name's Zach.

[Dan]

We can pick one out.

[Brandon]

But he. We call him Boots because he wore boots. 1.

[TJ]

Damn, they're all the same.

[Dan]

No, no, no, no, Brandon.

[TJ]

They're all the same.

[Dan]

Look, they got some kind of paper on it. Maybe it says who sat on.

[TJ]

Those aren't even good chairs.

[Stephen Che]

We can pick out the player.

[Dan]

Oh.

[Dana]

Whoa.

[Dan]

Oh, yes. Yes, you can. Wow. What?

[TJ]

Does that say something? No, that just says something, love. See?

[Nick]

All right.

[Stephen Che]

Idiots to not buy this.

[Dana]

Should we draft?

[Dan]

Yes.

[Dana]

Thank you.

[Dan]

Thank you.

[Stephen Che]

Steven, this is so underpriced, it's insane.

[Dan]

Insane. Steven, you want one? I'll buy you one.

[TJ]

Yeah? Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

Actually, I need an end table for my bedroom.

[Brandon]

Oh, Chae, that'll be so cool.

[TJ]

You don't need an end table from the NFL draft.

[Dan]

Can we get you to.

[Dana]

There.

[TJ]

There, right?

[Dan]

Can we get someone there?

[Brandon]

Somebody there now?

[Dan]

All right, let's go.

[Brandon]

All right, Swissvale.

[Nick]

We want this. You want a white couch, Brandon, You.

[Joe]

You sleep on a couch every day.

[Nick]

You can't use a white couch.

[Dan]

What do you mean?

[Nick]

You can't spit on them again.

[Dan]

You're Arville Reese's grandmother. Might have sat on one of those.

[Brandon]

That's cool.

[Dana]

You just threw it over in the corner.

[Dan]

No, no, Brandon's not allowed to sit on this. He's a poo pooer. You can sit on it.

[TJ]

They're just white couches, dude. They're not even nice.

[Dan]

400 couches in the green room of the NFL draft.

[TJ]

I would have expected NFL to have nicer couches.

[Dana]

What player do you want? Should you do a draft of. Yeah, the players.

[Dan]

I mean, if we can get him in.

[TJ]

Noza Lemon.

[Dana]

Well, he wasn't there.

[Dan]

Oh, yeah, he wasn't there. Maybe.

[Brandon]

Hey, what are you. What are you doing?

[Nick]

Ephesians pry.

[Brandon]

Sock, can you drop what you're doing and go pick up a couch in Pittsburgh for Big Cat? You know he doesn't have a truck. Does your dad have a truck? Does Boots have a truck? Buy him a truck, because Boots is just right.

[TJ]

Oh, this is Sock.

[Brandon]

No, this is Joe. All right, we need to get a couch draft. They're selling them. Can you rent a truck for us?

[Dana]

Menards? 20 bucks.

[Dan]

Maybe a stool. He can just go there right now and just.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he can go get it.

[TJ]

Yeah, Joe.

[Brandon]

It's Joe.

[Dan]

You have PayPal.

[Brandon]

You have PayPal.

[TJ]

Joe,

[Brandon]

there's something from the NFL draft, and you could pick out what player sat on it.

[Dan]

We think. We think we need you to zoom in from there.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you can go get it.

[Dan]

Okay.

[TJ]

All right.

[Nick]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll send them over.

[Brandon]

Yeah, we'll send them over.

[Dan]

Over.

[Kate]

Should we call and make sure they still have couches left? Because I bet even.

[Dana]

Call.

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Nick]

Steven, call them up.

[Brandon]

Yeah, we just need to get couches for the draft.

[Dan]

Ask if we pick the player.

[Brandon]

They won't ship it. They need. You need to pick it up. So then you just have to come out here after that, or I'll tell.

[Dan]

I'll pay for you to ship it.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah. All right, I'll text you.

[TJ]

Stephen, you getting the Reuben bang couch, Whatever he's adding?

[Stephen Che]

Yeah, we got.

[Dan]

Yeah, I'd be sick. I feel like, Stephen, you and I are just on the same wavelength. No one else is. Just like, this is.

[Stephen Che]

This is an insane deal.

[Dan]

It's insane deal. It's an insane.

[Nick]

Do you think it should be worth more because of the players that sat on it?

[Brandon]

Yeah, it's a used couch.

[Dan]

The NFL draft Dude, it was sat

[Stephen Che]

on once by someone on the biggest night of their life.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that's cool, Steve.

[Dan]

That's history.

[Nick]

I don't think it is.

[Kate]

And I bet those couches is probably like 500 bucks or more.

[TJ]

I just. I just feel I'll get on board with this. But you can't make fun of my collectible.

[Dan]

Yes, I can. I'm you. My collectibles are very specifically their. Their utility.

[Brandon]

But will that go in the back?

[TJ]

I have a Michael Jordan newspaper machine.

[Brandon]

That's what?

[TJ]

A Michael Jordan newspaper.

[Dan]

And you've made newspapers?

[TJ]

No, it's a national sports daily newspaper machine with Michael Jordan on it.

[Dan]

Okay, but I'm saying you're in Pittsburgh. All of my. All of my collectibles are usable.

[Brandon]

You want to talk to Boots?

[Dan]

Yeah, sure. Let me touch Boots. Well, no, I don't even know where this is. You talk to Boots.

[Brandon]

I don't know.

[Dan]

He's in Pittsburgh.

[TJ]

Talk to Boots.

[Dana]

We got to talk to Boots.

[TJ]

Boots. It's in Switzvale.

[Dan]

Boots. What's up, dude? Hey, do you think you go pick up a couch for me in Swissvale? Yeah, in Swissvale, they have the NFL draft couches from the green room. Possibly.

[TJ]

Wow.

[Dan]

Like, asap. Asap.

[Nick]

Well, maybe Tell him what's in it for him.

[Dan]

I'll pay you.

[TJ]

I'll.

[Dan]

I'll send you. I. It's like there are two seaters. They're one seaters. Do you have a. Do you have a truck or not? Go. He's got a Jeep.

[Brandon]

That could work.

[Dan]

That could. I think it could fit in a Jeep.

[TJ]

Wait, 100% cannot.

[Brandon]

Let's let him struggle.

[TJ]

Okay. Nothing fits in the Jeep.

[Dan]

Do you. Are you close to Swissvale? Oh, that's too far. All right, we'll find someone else. I appreciate your help, though. All right. Okay. No, you're good. You're good. All right, later.

[Brandon]

Where's help?

[TJ]

If.

[Dan]

If someone watching right now can get there and prove it and dm. Stephen. Che. We'll have you zoom in. Yeah, there we have a stooly with

[Kyle]

Stephen on the phone with.

[Brandon]

Where's Swiss Fail?

[Kate]

I've never heard of Couch Place.

[Nick]

That's right. That's a pretty neighborhood.

[Dan]

I think it was 45 minutes Jewish

[Nick]

or maybe not Jewish.

[Dan]

So it was 45 minutes away.

[TJ]

Oh, that's not.

[Kate]

That's not.

[Dan]

No, but the show. I want to. I want to pick it out on the show.

[TJ]

What's the. What's your finger for? Tj.

[Dan]

Tj.

[TJ]

Tj. Tj.

[Dan]

Old.

[Stephen Che]

We got. We got A manager of the store coming on.

[TJ]

Hold on.

[Dan]

Oh, yeah.

[Stephen Che]

I had to clear him to make sure.

[Dan]

This is exciting. I. I need more excitement out of you guys.

[TJ]

I think this is Brandon.

[Dana]

We need a new couch for our studio.

[TJ]

Yeah, if you're biased, Juan, I guess we'll be happy.

[Dan]

An NFL draft. You want it now?

[Brandon]

You really are are broken.

[TJ]

I am broken.

[Brandon]

Is that something I thought you'd pounce on?

[TJ]

No.

[Dana]

Y'.

[Stephen Che]

All.

[TJ]

Y' all beat it out of me.

[Brandon]

Who the Dolphins take?

[TJ]

I don't want anything. The offensive tackle, Kaden Proctor. Yeah, let's get it.

[Brandon]

That'll be so sick

[Dan]

in it.

[TJ]

I don't even want Kaden Proctor's couch. Y' all beat it out of me. It took y' all six months, but you finally got it. Now I don't want anything.

[Dan]

And it has nothing to do with the fact that you took a bath on your mom's house. You don't have disposable phones to go buy stuff. Stuff

[TJ]

maybe.

[Nick]

Tj, can you pull up the random celebrity generator now? I just want to test something.

[TJ]

Oh, okay.

[Brandon]

Oh, Brandon, Somebody also sent a good wet idea.

[TJ]

Is it wet?

[Brandon]

No.

[TJ]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Every time you leave the yak wet, a slice of wet gets added to the wheel.

[Dana]

Oh, I like that. That seems fair.

[TJ]

No.

[Brandon]

So we start with zero go or no.

[TJ]

Cuz I have to pee a lot here. You want me to pee in that clear bottle? I don't want you to put my dick in that clear bottle. On camera.

[Kyle]

No, just turn around.

[Dan]

Steven. Your DMS are open.

[TJ]

Right in the clear bottle.

[Joe]

On the phone with the manager right now.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Joe]

They don't want to talk on her.

[Dan]

What you got, Kyle?

[Joe]

They removed moved duplicates.

[Nick]

Just click it a few times.

[TJ]

Are you guessing or.

[Brandon]

I was.

[Nick]

Just kick click it a couple more times.

[Brandon]

Okay. Okay.

[Nick]

Okay, I'm ready.

[Brandon]

You're gonna get it.

[Nick]

No teeth. Oh, no teeth.

[Brandon]

Balding.

[Kate]

Damn bangs.

[TJ]

What?

[Dan]

That's teeth.

[Nick]

That was teeth.

[Dan]

Oh.

[Nick]

Mustache.

[Dan]

Dui. Oh, maybe. I don't think so.

[TJ]

Black.

[Dan]

Oh.

[Dana]

Oh, close.

[Kate]

Blonde lady.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Boobs.

[Brandon]

Dead. Damn. Me. Toodles.

[Dan]

No.

[TJ]

Better not be.

[Brandon]

No, there's no way.

[TJ]

Yes, Steven.

[Stephen Che]

All right, they weren't allowed to talk about that in over the phone or like on the air. But I did get some info. So there were rugs and heaters also. Those sold out almost instantly.

[Nick]

The rugs and heaters sold out instantly.

[Stephen Che]

Rugs and heaters sold out almost instantly. You have to pick it all up. He said you cannot pick the player. However, you're picking this up in store. They can't ship it. You can go up to what piece of furniture you want and from the snapshot I saw, I thought it said the name of the player.

[Dan]

Does it not?

[Stephen Che]

I thought it did.

[Dan]

Are your DMS open, Steven?

[Stephen Che]

Yes.

[Dan]

So if some. If a stoolie gets there and. And hits you up and proves her there, we can have him zoom in.

[Stephen Che]

Yeah, that'd be great.

[Dan]

Okay, now we wait.

[Stephen Che]

So it's in.

[Dan]

I like that. Keep going.

[Stephen Che]

Did we say the name of the town?

[TJ]

It's in Swissvale.

[Stephen Che]

Okay.

[TJ]

Yep.

[Stephen Che]

Oh, we got someone

[Dan]

ears.

[TJ]

Oh, no.

[Brandon]

They won. That's one

[Dan]

we've seen.

[TJ]

Oh, no. Duplicates. Yeah.

[Dana]

What?

[Dan]

Yeah. What did that. Why didn't I duplicate?

[Brandon]

I guess if you do more than one celeb, it won't have the same.

[Joe]

Oh, yeah, that might be it.

[Dan]

Because you can.

[Brandon]

Wait. They have animals.

[Dan]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Dana]

Animals.

[Dan]

Yeah. Yeah, animals. Oh, sweet.

[Brandon]

We don't stop till we get yak.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Otter.

[Dan]

Oh, damn close.

[TJ]

Damn close.

[Dan]

So close. Tree.

[Brandon]

Frog.

[Dan]

Zebra.

[Dana]

These are specific. Butterfly.

[TJ]

Damn.

[Kate]

Turtle.

[TJ]

Raccoon.

[Donnie]

Hog.

[Stephen Che]

Reveal.

[Dan]

Oh.

[Kyle]

Rat.

[Brandon]

Snake. Python.

[Dan]

Elephant.

[Kate]

Salamander.

[TJ]

Rhinoceros.

[Nick]

Dog.

[Dana]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Dan]

If you were Stephen Che, you'd count it. Me, Dog. Pur.

[Kate]

Dog.

[Kyle]

I don't know. We have to specify Deer.

[Kate]

Monkey.

[TJ]

Kangaroo.

[Dana]

Is that all the animals?

[Kate]

That's all the animals.

[TJ]

Tortoise. Cow. What?

[Nick]

Cow.

[Brandon]

I thought he was talking to you.

[Nick]

A lot of people say I like that.

[Dana]

Hippopotamus.

[Brandon]

Wait, you can Wait.

[Dan]

Cat names.

[Joe]

Cat name.

[Brandon]

Yeah, let's do it by cat names.

[Kate]

Kiki, Samantha.

[Brandon]

These are just regular Bandit.

[Dana]

Spot.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Fluffy, Garfield, Whiskers.

[Dana]

What the.

[TJ]

Rebecca Boots.

[Brandon]

There's no cat name.

[Kate]

Rebecca Thomas.

[TJ]

Sock.

[Kyle]

Sylvester, Scooter.

[TJ]

Beth, Joe Button.

[Brandon]

Cat named Beth. You're damn good. Taste great.

[Dana]

Thanks, guys.

[Dan]

Damn.

[Brandon]

They've really upgraded the site addresses.

[TJ]

What is that, zip codes?

[Brandon]

No, Kyle.

[Dan]

Emails. What the.

[Nick]

Really good you came up with this.

[TJ]

What is. Oh, I like us Cities.

[Brandon]

Show me. Show me an email,

[Dan]

Man.

[Nick]

How long would it take?

[Dan]

Forever.

[Brandon]

The rest of our life.

[Kate]

Heroin. Heroin at.

[Nick]

@&t.com.

[Dan]

Tour. Gu.

[Brandon]

Big Mike. Hotmail.

[Dan]

What the. Why do they have all this New York address?

[Joe]

There's numbers.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Dan]

We gotta taste the numbers. Okay.

[TJ]

Oh, no.

[Stephen Che]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Do you want. Where do you want your max to be? 10,000. That seems like a lot.

[TJ]

I'll make it like a thousand. What are the odds of that?

[Dan]

One in a thousand. That's Rutgers, folks.

[Kate]

283.

[Brandon]

It might be more than that.

[TJ]

771.

[Brandon]

3.

[Dan]

How could it be more than that. Your guess for one in a thousand is one in a thousand.

[Kyle]

941.

[Brandon]

But it's one in a thousand every time.

[TJ]

But it never gets better. Yes.

[Brandon]

Right.

[Dana]

12.

[Dan]

But every guess is one in a thousand. Right?

[Kate]

14.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Every guess is actually two.

[TJ]

96.

[Dan]

What?

[Joe]

Everyone's 50. Either get it or you don't.

[Brandon]

There we go.

[Dan]

All right.

[Brandon]

This is horrible.

[Kyle]

401.

[Dan]

Let's. You know what? Let's. Let's start with 101 to 100 again.

[Kate]

I'm thinking of the people checking us out from that.

[Brandon]

Wait, tj do it out of two and let's see if.

[Dan]

Okay. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Steven and Kate, you go first.

[Dan]

Yeah. Let's go for a streak.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Joe]

I think Tate should do this coin flip. You have to go 10 times in a row.

[Brandon]

Yeah, do like that.

[Joe]

Take forever.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Dan]

All right.

[Joe]

One or two?

[Dan]

One. Nope.

[Brandon]

You suck, dude.

[Dan]

All right, go.

[Brandon]

Two.

[Dan]

Nope. Can we get five in a row?

[Dana]

One.

[Joe]

Nope.

[TJ]

Oh, damn, Titus, you saw one.

[Dana]

This is tough off.

[Dan]

No,

[TJ]

wait.

[Dana]

That's four in a row.

[Brandon]

All right,

[Dan]

you got to get this wrong. Get this wrong.

[Kyle]

2.

[Dana]

Winner.

[Brandon]

Too good.

[Dan]

One. Y. Yeah. All right, so we'll get this next one.

[Brandon]

One.

[TJ]

Yep.

[Kyle]

Is this streak of three right in a row?

[Dan]

It's two. Two in a row, right?

[Kyle]

I got it. Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

I got it right.

[Kyle]

But that was wrong.

[Brandon]

Your right was wrong.

[Dana]

Three in a row.

[TJ]

Someone starts a new streak.

[Dan]

No, we got two right in a row.

[Brandon]

When we were trying to get right, he was trying to get wrong.

[TJ]

But he got it right. But he got it right.

[Dan]

Come on. Who's up?

[Dana]

Two.

[Dan]

Yes. That's three.

[Kate]

One.

[Dan]

No,

[Brandon]

Kyle.

[Dana]

Kyle, you have to.

[Nick]

Two.

[TJ]

Brandon.

[Kate]

Damn, he's good.

[TJ]

Two.

[Dan]

Oh, man, you ruin everyone.

[Brandon]

You have to go get wet.

[TJ]

Y' all got five.

[Dana]

God damn it, Brandon.

[Dan]

We're really talking some good stuff.

[Dana]

That was fun.

[TJ]

I do want to circle back and do us cities at some point.

[Dan]

We could do it right now.

[Brandon]

What do you do with your leg?

[TJ]

I don't know. My heel itches and I'm trying to scratch it by knocking it on the ground.

[Dan]

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[Kate]

Delicious.

[Dan]

Stephen, we got anyone?

[Stephen Che]

Yes.

[Dan]

Oh, send him the zoom.

[Stephen Che]

Well, he has to get there. He's 20 minutes away. Okay, someone in Edgewood.

[Dana]

Okay, now we wait.

[TJ]

Oh, oh.

[Stephen Che]

Now we wait.

[Dan]

Brandon Sheboygan.

[Kate]

That was on my mind too, for some reason.

[Dana]

Portland, Maine.

[Kate]

So it's doing small cities.

[Brandon]

Dayton.

[Dan]

This is Sacramento.

[Kate]

Terre Haute.

[Dan]

Why did you say small cities? None of these have been small.

[TJ]

You said

[Dan]

you were so wrong about the small cities.

[Brandon]

Would you be willing to go to the next one? We refresh.

[TJ]

Okay, so we did this a couple years ago. It came up Boise. Me and Tommy never went. Tommy wants to go somewhere this year. I will say the third city that comes up, me and Tommy will go to by the end of June.

[Dan]

Okay.

[TJ]

All right, so this is with one veto.

[Dan]

Okay, so. So we're hitting 1, 2, 3rd city.

[TJ]

All right, 1, 2, 3rd City. All right, one with one veto.

[Dan]

Here's one.

[TJ]

Maybe more.

[Dan]

Two. Okay, this.

[TJ]

This is where me and Tommy are going.

[Brandon]

One veto.

[TJ]

Okay.

[Dana]

Oh, Brandon, are you serious?

[Kate]

Disneyland bad.

[Brandon]

You got to take Tommy to Disney.

[Kate]

There's cool mountain range there.

[TJ]

There's like, Tommy's a Disney kid.

[Dan]

All right, use your veto.

[Brandon]

Tommy's gonna see you pass up on Disney to go to this next one.

[Dan]

If you use your veto, you gotta go 1, 2, 3 again.

[Kyle]

Crazy veto.

[Brandon]

No, no, no asking. No asking him about Disney.

[Dana]

You know, your son.

[Dan]

Let's see what the veto would have been.

[TJ]

Well, then, hold on. No, the video's still on the table.

[Dan]

Okay.

[TJ]

Yeah. So, Brandon, use the veto. You don't.

[Dan]

Well, let's use. Let's just do a practice one.

[Brandon]

You know, sunny it is over there.

[Dan]

Practice veto. Practice veto.

[TJ]

All right. But what if it's right? I thought I was going 1, 2, 3. Again.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah. All right, so go 1, 2, 3. Practice veto.

[TJ]

So that was 1, 2, 2. This will be it.

[Dan]

Practice veto.

[TJ]

That's fine.

[Dan]

Finger locking.

[Kyle]

What are you hoping. Hoping for, Brandon?

[TJ]

I don't know.

[Stephen Che]

Chicago.

[TJ]

Tupelo.

[Kate]

See, I've never heard of Chandler. Arizona.

[TJ]

That's where.

[Dana]

That's. That's good.

[TJ]

High school football plays.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Dana]

A lot of classifiers.

[Nick]

Brock Purdy.

[Stephen Che]

Oh, we may have a guy there now.

[Dan]

Yes.

[TJ]

What.

[Brandon]

Is he on? Zoom.

[Stephen Che]

Working on it should be next couple minutes.

[Brandon]

Is your contact photo for Tommy a picture of a chick Fil. A nugget.

[TJ]

Well, obviously it is, or you would have said it. Why are you in. Are you in class?

[Kate]

Yeah. One second.

[TJ]

Do you want to go on vacation? Me and you go vacation to American city this year? Yeah.

[Kate]

What is it?

[TJ]

Where do you want to go? Me and you go on a vacation to an American city this year. Where do you want to go? Are you willing to spin a random wheel of cities?

[Kyle]

Anaheim?

[TJ]

Yes. Do you like Disney or no?

[Kate]

Disney?

[TJ]

Yeah. Not really. I didn't think so. All right, we're gonna spin this wheel three times on third city. Me and you were going there by the end of June. Are you ready?

[Kate]

Yep.

[TJ]

All right, let's do it.

[Dan]

It.

[TJ]

All right, so one Scottdale. That would have been nice. All right, where is that? Arizona. Don't worry about it. Next one. Chesapeake, Virginia.

[Dan]

Oh, that have been nice.

[Kate]

Could have been nice.

[TJ]

Okay, so here it is. You and I will be going to

[Dan]

Dallas.

[Nick]

You would love Dallas.

[TJ]

Didn't you want to go to Dallas? I said I wanted to go to Austin. But Dallas is fine.

[Dan]

I don't like how low Tommy's voice is.

[TJ]

Right.

[Kate]

He's a real.

[Dan]

He's a real man now.

[TJ]

All right, appreciate it. Bye.

[Brandon]

Use the veto, Brandon.

[TJ]

I think he was fine. Or maybe we should go to Austin.

[Kate]

Yeah, that's close enough.

[Dan]

It's so hot there.

[Dana]

It's so hot.

[Dan]

So hot.

[Dana]

If you're gonna go, you should go now.

[Dan]

Like, right. Right this.

[Dana]

Right now.

[Kate]

Now.

[Dan]

And you should probably get wet before so that you.

[Brandon]

Yeah, because it'll cool you off.

[Dan]

Yeah. Yeah. You gotta get pretty wet.

[TJ]

It's 39 degrees outside our office right now.

[Dan]

It is so hot in Austin.

[Kate]

It's more humid than you'd think. For Texas, too.

[Dan]

It's so hot.

[TJ]

I. I would assume anywhere in Texas is humid. Why would I assume nowhere in Texas is humid?

[Kate]

It's the desert.

[TJ]

Well, you're west of, like, west. West of Dallas turns into desert. But.

[Kate]

But I'm not from there. I don't.

[TJ]

East of east Texas is just Louisiana.

[Kate]

Surprised.

[Brandon]

What if the tour group just left

[Nick]

because of this yak giving them a show?

[Kate]

You know what?

[Dan]

You guys suck.

[TJ]

What if TJ's parents.

[Dan]

Yeah, they're having the worst time.

[Kate]

They're guessing numbers.

[Dan]

Yeah. Stephen, go to. Oh, you know, you're working on something. Say, steven, go talk to them. Just, you know, go become best friends of them. But we got to get this guy on zoom. We're getting ourselves couch boys. Speak now or forever hold your peace if you want a piece of furniture.

[Kate]

I kind of do. The little white side chairs were nice.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

I just want an end table.

[Dana]

Getting a new couch for the. For our studio brand would be huge.

[TJ]

It would be.

[Dan]

Why do you guys need.

[TJ]

We need bleachers.

[Dana]

Huh.

[Dan]

Why do you need a new couch?

[Joe]

Ebo doesn't like it.

[Brandon]

Really?

[Kyle]

I think that's the com Couch.

[Brandon]

Ebo doesn't like it.

[Dan]

Evo. Evo. Ebo fits on anything.

[TJ]

He sinks into my sleep hole.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, okay.

[Dana]

Disappears.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Oh, God.

[Joe]

There was a green couch that was on the court.

[Dan]

I don't know.

[Joe]

Remember, it might be from your. The PMT studio.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[TJ]

They. They email with that couch.

[Joe]

He was like, that couch mogs our couch, like, tremendously so. He's got a new couch on the.

[Dan]

You say the word mog.

[Joe]

He might have said.

[TJ]

He says a lot.

[Dan]

Lot, man. We're getting new couches for the gambling cave. Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

A little higher up.

[Dan]

Every first. First game of the season, every year, we're going to get new couches.

[TJ]

Couch reveal.

[Dana]

Good.

[Dan]

Oh, hey. There he is.

[Brandon]

Beer. That was chili.

[Dan]

How was Chili's?

[TJ]

Great.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Got it.

[Dan]

Dana. Yo. Question.

[Kyle]

What's up?

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

I have no idea what I'm walking into here.

[Dan]

Are you still on ozone Ozempic?

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Yes. Three months in your tweet last night.

[Dan]

I know, I know. Did it just describe the side effects of Ozempic?

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

No. This has been going on for a while.

[Dan]

Like, three months.

[Stephen Che]

No.

[TJ]

Oh.

[Dan]

What?

[Dana]

What?

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

I. I've lost my luster for fries.

[Brandon]

Does that make you sad?

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Is it all fries, or. What about curlies or waffles?

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

I love hash browns.

[Dan]

What about, like, McDonald's fries? Fries.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

I mean, now when I go to McDonald's, I don't order fries anymore.

[TJ]

What?

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

I know.

[TJ]

What.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

It sucks.

[TJ]

How the can you go to McDonald's and order.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

I mean, I'll eat them if they're there, but I don't order. Like, if someone else orders them, well,

[Dana]

then they're always there. It's McDonald's.

[TJ]

All right.

[Dana]

If McDonald's has fries, it's tough.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

I knew. All right.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Did you take Ozempic yesterday?

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

No. Today I'm taking it when I get home.

[Dan]

Yeah, because we could tell you were at the end of your cycle.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

No, I'm. You ate so much yesterday, I haven't lost a pound. Well, dude, I know we joke about stronger than Ozempic, but I don't know what's going on.

[Dan]

I had to Tell you to cool down. I know.

[TJ]

Maybe stop eating as much.

[Brandon]

What did you have?

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Well, the problem is I'm not eating as much. Yesterday was an outlier. I'm not eating as much.

[Dan]

How much?

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

But I'm not losing weight.

[Dan]

What did you eat yesterday?

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

God, one of the. I had two donuts, three pieces of pizza, two slushies, like, five Pepsis.

[Nick]

Donnie's chicken is not a slushy.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Well, it was. What was it? Yes, it was.

[Nick]

Oh, no, it was brown. It was brown.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

No, it was a frozen coffee.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

I don't know what's going on. I. I.

[Dan]

Are you pregnant?

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

No. I feel like I might have, like, a big tumor or something.

[Brandon]

What? Yeah, that you're eating your tumor.

[TJ]

That's a leap.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

I don't know. Why would I not be Los way. I'm eating way less.

[Dan]

Are you?

[Dana]

You just said yesterday doesn't.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Yesterday was like, all right, there's a lot of food here. I'm gonna eat it type of day, so.

[TJ]

But at this company, there's a lot of those days.

[Dan]

It's pretty much every.

[Nick]

What did you just do one today?

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

I didn't. I ate for an ad.

[TJ]

Are you replaced?

[Nick]

What did you eat?

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

I forget what it's called. It was a chicken sandwich, but.

[Brandon]

Oh, so you just had one bite for the ad?

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

No, I had, like, four bites.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

A lot of chips. I chipped myself to death.

[Dan]

Yeah, that happens.

[Dana]

So you're still like. Are you replacing fries or are you just, like, no side at all? And if you're replacing with chips with Tater Tots.

[TJ]

Hash browns.

[Dana]

Hash browns.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

It depends what's on the menu. But, like, I would get. Like I said on my tweet, I'd have. I would have coleslaw over fries right

[Dan]

now, now, if it were up to me.

[Dana]

Wow.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

I know. I don't know. I'm not proud of it.

[Dana]

That's up.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

It sucks.

[Dana]

Yeah, it's up.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

It probably has something to do with the OIC along the lines, like, in over the last couple years, but. Yeah, I'm in a tough spot.

[Dana]

Boys.

[Dan]

You look fine. Yeah, you look good.

[TJ]

I was going to say I thought

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

you had 275 after. You think it'd be less, right?

[Dan]

You're going to try to tell us 270?

[Kate]

No.

[Dan]

The way you added that five there, felt like you were going, you. Your trial.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

I even shaved my face to try and lose, like, a pound.

[Dan]

No, that's. That's the worst thing you can do.

[Dana]

I know.

[TJ]

I don't know if that's a wor.

[Dan]

Yeah. Shaving your face makes you look fatter.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

I was in the 280s at one point, like, LA two years ago, but when I got married, I was 250.

[Brandon]

Oh, wow.

[Dan]

Holy.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Yeah, it's.

[TJ]

It's kind of sad.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

You know,

[Dan]

he just kyled us. You guys kyled us?

[Brandon]

It's all the rage right now.

[Nick]

No, it's like, Dan and I, we just mentioned we're sad, and then everyone just stares.

[Brandon]

Well, yeah, because, like, what do you want us to do, right? I don't want to keep the conversation.

[TJ]

Oh, your voice cracked when you said it. We. We were floored.

[Kate]

Oh, I saw in your eye.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Me.

[Dan]

Kyle, I don't think you know what you did. Like, can you play it back, T.J.

[Dana]

yeah, don't play it back.

[TJ]

You did that to us.

[Kate]

Sucked the air out of.

[Dan]

Dominated us.

[Nick]

It was like a. I was hoping you guys would say something.

[TJ]

You're acting like, what did it.

[Dan]

You.

[TJ]

You did it to us.

[Brandon]

Kyle, if you're in our situation, what would you have done?

[Nick]

Like, kept the conversation going?

[TJ]

I felt like it would have been

[Kyle]

rude and wasn't appropriate to joke.

[Brandon]

What's got you sad?

[Dan]

Sad Bombed us.

[Nick]

Yeah. Like, what's wrong? No one said, what's wrong?

[Dan]

Well, I didn't want to.

[Dana]

I didn't want to pry.

[Dan]

Yeah. But I wanted.

[TJ]

I think I said, what happened.

[Dan]

Yeah, I think you did.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

I'm just getting notifications on my phone from replies from Stephen Shea that he's in the thread with someone on one of my tweets.

[Dan]

What is it?

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

You'd trade places with me in a second.

[Brandon]

Chase said that?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Oh, no. Ch.

[Brandon]

Wait. Let's see the guy.

[Dan]

Oh, jeez.

[Brandon]

Steve, are you in the. Are you in the mud right now?

[Stephen Che]

No. Some guy responded to me being like, I forgot who you are, and then I gave a snippy response. Then he responded, and I said, all right, see, I'm muting you. That's it.

[Brandon]

Let's see the guy. Let's see if he. He would trade places.

[Dan]

What is this?

[Stephen Che]

I don't know. He's got.

[Dan]

What is the start of this threat? Hold on.

[Stephen Che]

I don't even know know.

[Dan]

It's got to be baseball, right?

[Stephen Che]

Is it?

[Dan]

I mean, baseball rage. Bait, everyone.

[Kyle]

It's under one of the math problems.

[Dan]

Yeah. What's going on, Steven? Okay, so it's the fries. Okay, well, I'm getting this straight. You're moving from a deep fried side dish to a mayonnaise based side dish? Che, I forgot you were Still a thing I never knew you existed and will forget seconds after I hit reply on this. I just figured Dave cut you from all content contents is so pathetic, yet you trade places. Me in a second. Gonna mute you. Have a nice weekend coming up.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I'm on Team Che here, too. That was unnecessary. Equal.

[Kate]

Jack. That was weird.

[Dana]

Lol.

[Dan]

I'm good, boss. You too. No, you got owned, Jay.

[TJ]

You.

[Dan]

But he does work for the NFL.

[Brandon]

NFL? Wait, yeah.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

From the NFL?

[Stephen Che]

That was a. That was a nothing burger, I think. Like, I didn't do anything super mean.

[Brandon]

No. Well, no, you're. That was a good response, Steve.

[Dan]

Thanks. Put him in his place.

[Brandon]

Defend yourself.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Why did Kyle make everyone cry?

[TJ]

We don't know. He just did it.

[Brandon]

He was testing out. He was testing out new things, getting reps. Watch this.

[Dan]

TJ pulled up. Watch it. And. Oh, we. If we were.

[Nick]

Nick asked if I, like, bought gold.

[Brandon]

I was trying to do some improv,

[Nick]

and I was like. And I was. And I failed at improv. I was like, what. What should I say to that? Because if I said yes, that would suck.

[Brandon]

You said technically, which had our interest peaked.

[Nick]

I thought that was a good.

[Dan]

Yeah, we all.

[Nick]

I had nothing to go. I had nothing to go off.

[Dan]

Dropped a bomb.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Nick]

I failed.

[Brandon]

You bought gold?

[Nick]

Did I buy gold?

[Brandon]

Did you buy gold yesterday?

[Nick]

Not technically. Like, thinking better reply. Yeah, I'm sorry.

[Dana]

I'm just, like, sad.

[Dan]

Yeah, but what?

[TJ]

That one.

[Brandon]

That voice crack.

[Nick]

I'm sorry.

[TJ]

It's okay.

[Nick]

Yeah, keep going.

[Brandon]

All right, sorry. What should we have said there?

[Dan]

I immediately said about what.

[Nick]

Yeah, I get it.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah, it was. That's on me. Yeah. Didn't have it, but it is.

[Brandon]

It's a good move if you want to get out of a competition. You.

[Dan]

You hacked how to just stop something.

[Nick]

No, that did not stop anything.

[Dan]

Well, it did.

[Nick]

We're talking about it again.

[TJ]

Well, you start a new.

[Dan]

Yeah, you're right. That's true. Good point.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Are you sad again?

[Nick]

It's not sharp.

[TJ]

You're just.

[Nick]

Yeah. It's not like. This is like.

[Dana]

This sucks.

[Brandon]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Kate]

We lost him. Him.

[Dan]

Why? See what's going on with him.

[Kyle]

Is he maybe actually sad? Then try covering.

[Kate]

I don't know.

[Dan]

I would hate for him to be actually sad. Pickle, right? He really. He really twisted us good.

[Brandon]

I don't know what's real and what's fake.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Dana]

I think by staying on it that long, it's going.

[Dan]

Yeah. He doesn't like what we come back to.

[Dana]

It's Going to actually make him sad.

[Dan]

Right.

[Dana]

He might actually be sad now. Wow.

[Brandon]

He does let it really get to him when we don't have our best episodes.

[TJ]

What?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Dana]

If he would have cares, he. If he would have got Celebrity Guesser, that would have been.

[Dan]

Yeah, that would have been awesome. We never would have brought sad back.

[Dana]

I think that's what's got him down, is he just saw it as an

[Dan]

opportunity to say celebrity Guessers.

[Kate]

Yeah. How can you do that? That?

[Brandon]

Tj, can you just pull up another tab? And

[Dan]

how do we do it?

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

We can't force him to say anybody. What does the celeb. He would say

[Kate]

we get the mental phone.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Dan]

How can we rig this?

[Dana]

How do we get back but not work? If you go to the previous page.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah. Can you hit back instead of forward? But we still wouldn't know what he would say.

[Brandon]

He would say George Powell.

[Dana]

Oh, no. It doesn't work. Huh.

[Stephen Che]

I got a guy who owns a moving company in Pittsburgh who can get him to us.

[Dan]

Is he there right now?

[Stephen Che]

He's not there. Working on getting someone there right now.

[Dan]

Yes. Steven, I'm so happy that we're in lockstep here. We're buying a couch from the NFL drafts, Dana. Really? Yeah.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Like a used one?

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

What, for the cave?

[Dan]

It's for the office.

[Nick]

Nice.

[Dan]

See? Thank you.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

What? People are against that.

[Dan]

Yeah. They're all like, this is stupid.

[Brandon]

And they're cheaper than the regular new couch would be. Right?

[TJ]

Yes.

[Kate]

That's not big.

[Dan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kate]

Oh, then that makes sense.

[Stephen Che]

They are valuing it as a used couch. They're not valuing it as memorabilia.

[Brandon]

Wow.

[Kate]

Everybody be normal. Everybody be cool.

[TJ]

Did you get your couch? Shut up. Oh,

[Brandon]

yeah. You good?

[Nick]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Good. Let's move on.

[Nick]

Stop the show. Some days we just don't have two hours.

[Brandon]

I know.

[Nick]

And we should just.

[Dan]

We're getting a couch.

[Nick]

Okay.

[TJ]

You're getting a couch for the office. Did you get your couch?

[Brandon]

Brandon, how about we get you out of this slump? How about you?

[Dan]

We should have played.

[Dana]

Salad right there the whole time.

[Dan]

We were right there with salad bowl. Let's just play salad.

[Dana]

Nick had to ask, did you buy gold?

[Dan]

Let's play around. A salad bowl, boys.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

What's salad bowl?

[Dan]

Someone reminded me.

[Kate]

That was a genuine question from him.

[Dan]

What's give us?

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

I still don't know what's going on. What is.

[TJ]

Well, salad ball's long. Let's do something shorter. Celebrity Guesser wasn't.

[Dan]

Salad bowl's not that long.

[TJ]

I thought it was.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Brandon, can I get a chicken stick?

[Dan]

Yeah, of course you can, dude.

[Dana]

Thanks.

[Dan]

This guys. We just talk.

[TJ]

Have one in your hand.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Yeah, well, if you're both going to throw me one, I'm not going to say no.

[Dan]

Does anyone remember how to play salad bowl?

[TJ]

Nope.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

No.

[TJ]

It's suggestions in a salad.

[Brandon]

Is that different than pizza box?

[Dan]

No, we did salad bowl. What the is?

[Brandon]

You had to act, you had to talk.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah, it's like a prompts, right?

[TJ]

Yeah, you decide. You decide what?

[Brandon]

Start with words, then acting, and then.

[Dan]

You know what? Why don't we.

[TJ]

It takes 20 minutes to get together.

[Dan]

Why don't we play the ACT basket?

[Nick]

Play it tomorrow.

[TJ]

No, no, let's.

[Dan]

Let's play yak basketball.

[Kate]

We were doing okay.

[Dan]

We were playing the act basketball forever.

[Kyle]

Have we unveiled the new curling thing ever?

[Dan]

Oh, yeah. Let's curl.

[Brandon]

Never use that.

[Dan]

Let's curl. Danny, go get a. Go get some chairs. Get some PE people. Let's curl. Great call, Danny.

[Kate]

Oh. See if the gold mug guys want to be curled.

[Dan]

Yeah. Yes. And the hitchings.

[Kate]

Yeah, curl. The hitchings.

[Dan]

Yeah, they want to be curled. Yeah. Oh, no.

[TJ]

Who are those guys?

[Kate]

The golden mug dudes.

[Dan]

Yeah. Is your mom gonna complain about how cold it is in here? Tj, she's simply cold. God damn.

[Joe]

She's just always cold.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

I like these guys.

[Dan]

All right, spin to see how to playing.

[Kate]

Cool. Yeah, they have a good cut.

[TJ]

I just noticed they were just regular white.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Like beer heads.

[Brandon]

You know, though, like fans of you. These guys look like they love meo. That's what I love about these guys, that they love me.

[Dan]

Rick and Ebo. Get out here.

[Brandon]

Beer heads is what you call your fans.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

I don't know. I don't have names for them.

[Dan]

Where is. Is chef Donnie here?

[Brandon]

Not yet.

[Kate]

Yet.

[Dan]

By the way, Mountain Dew. Summer's coming. Can't wait to have an ice cold Mountain dew. Nothing goes better with summer. Sitting by the pool, backyard barbecue, hanging with your friends. And the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew is proudly born in the foothills of Tennessee. Been great since 48. Enjoy the refreshing citrus. Kick them out and do an American original. Just think about this. Close your eyes, picture. Go into the cooler, open it up. There's just an ice cold. Ice cold Mountain Dew. You crack it open, sun is beating down on you. Oh, best taste in the world. Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew in American original. Grab a dew. Tasting great since 48. We love Mountain Dew.

[Kate]

Fantastic.

[Dan]

Do we have the. The penny pennies?

[TJ]

What pennies?

[Dan]

For the. For the.

[Kate]

To make the stones, their colors.

[Dan]

We gotta find the pennies, too.

[Brandon]

I'm sad.

[Dan]

Why? That works. No, you need eight.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Danny, go get people that are working out of their chair.

[Dan]

Well, no. Tell them they're going to be curled.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

You guys ever fly with a dog?

[Dan]

No.

[TJ]

Oh.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

I'm going to do it tomorrow for the first time. Scared.

[Kate]

Oh, people will just be pumped.

[TJ]

It's. Yours is a little bit.

[Dan]

Yours a little weird.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

What if he's.

[Brandon]

Yeah,

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

I know.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

That happened to my parents. They took my dog to San Francisco. Six hours. It cried. They said they were.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Where are you going?

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

New York.

[Dan]

York. Nice.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

After Wobski.

[Kate]

That's a quick fight. You'll be good. And I think people just think your dog is cute.

[Dan]

He better not work.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

What if he shits, though?

[Brandon]

That's bad.

[TJ]

Probably. You have to put it down. Don't do that.

[Dan]

That's.

[TJ]

Why would you say that they'll make you do it in the airport. If he shits in the airport, he's

[Brandon]

open up the door of the plane.

[Dan]

All right, tj, Spin to see who's. Who's playing Big Cat.

[Stephen Che]

Question about the couches. Someone reached out and they said that the.

[Dan]

The.

[Stephen Che]

The tags actually say the name of the brand of couch, not the player.

[Dan]

Oh, does that change? What do you think?

[TJ]

When they were stacking those couches to put them in this place, they definitely didn't note which player sat on the couch. These couches are very.

[Dan]

You think Che kind of ruins it, right?

[Stephen Che]

It's not the same. Because even if it's like a shitty player, you know, you can point back to that.

[Dan]

Yeah. I think we're out on the couches.

[Dana]

Can you.

[Brandon]

Unless you get everyone.

[TJ]

But you can still get your end table, Steven. That what you bizarrely wanted?

[Stephen Che]

Yeah, but it was same thing. I wanted a table. Because it was.

[Dan]

But then maybe. Is someone there? I don't want to.

[Stephen Che]

Yeah, we have someone in route, though.

[Dan]

If someone's in route, then we got to buy one, Right?

[TJ]

They were lying about being 20 minutes away.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Did I hear you're getting more troughs?

[Dan]

Yeah, we're going to try to make this office more troughs than I. I

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

need more trough practice in front of people.

[TJ]

People.

[Dan]

Okay.

[TJ]

Dana, you need another chicken stick? Yeah.

[Brandon]

Piss next to me.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

I just can't. I can't piss next to people.

[Brandon]

Are you comfortable?

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

And I need to get some reps.

[Brandon]

You want to go peeing by me right now? Where's later? After the show.

[Joe]

My dad's been trying to break it into if you want to, you go

[Brandon]

pee next to TJ's dad. Yeah.

[TJ]

Tim.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Joe]

He's trying to pee in the.

[Kate]

Oh, he's wearing a shirt.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Is he a looker shirt?

[Brandon]

You asked TJ about what his dad's dick looks like?

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

No. No. Does he look at my. You know what I mean?

[Brandon]

Would your dad look at Dana's?

[Dan]

Probably. Yeah. Would you be open to curling against Chef Donnie on our new curling? Yeah.

[Dana]

I mean, I'd do it, but.

[TJ]

You don't want to.

[Dana]

I feel like that story is kind of. We're in peacetime right now, and if I.

[Dan]

So who do you.

[Dana]

I don't want to dominate unofficial.

[Dan]

Who should Chef Donnie play?

[Dana]

Have Chef Donnie. I mean, I'll do it if I. You know, I just.

[Dan]

But just beating him would be great.

[Dana]

I know.

[Dan]

And he. Maybe I. I don't like your guys piece that time.

[Dana]

I know you don't.

[Dan]

So maybe we put Earl.

[TJ]

You guys are the class rivalry.

[Dan]

But again, Titus says you suck. Donnie never beat him.

[Dana]

Can you, Donnie? Can you just like. It's peace time. It's peace. Donnie,

[Dan]

curl. Let's curl.

[Donnie]

Sounds ready.

[Dan]

Yeah. Peacetime is over.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Let's curl.

[Dan]

Let's curl. You want it?

[Dana]

Want to play, Donnie?

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You do.

[Dan]

You're scared.

[TJ]

There's not much for you to losing.

[Dan]

Now he's scared of losing.

[Donnie]

Was he talking?

[TJ]

No.

[Dan]

He was.

[TJ]

Did he take his shirt off just

[Dan]

to put it back?

[Kate]

He's putting it back on now.

[TJ]

Why did he take his shirt off just to put it back on?

[Dana]

I literally said I don't want to. It's peace time.

[Donnie]

What was he saying before?

[Dan]

He was saying you can't. Yeah, he's saying you can't curl for

[Donnie]

you're up here saying nasty business about

[TJ]

me, but din of pussies can't curl. What you.

[Donnie]

What do you say, Dana?

[Dana]

I didn't.

[TJ]

What are you looking at me for?

[Donnie]

Because you're nodding your head.

[TJ]

Head.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

I'm lying because you look cool.

[Donnie]

Thanks, Dana.

[TJ]

That's not why you're nodding.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

That's why you nod people when they look cool.

[Dana]

Why are you laughing at him? Right? Boy.

[TJ]

Dude.

[Dan]

Someone you got beef with, you want to call out?

[Donnie]

Not currently. Cody always looks weird, but that's. No beef, though.

[Dan]

Who do you think you could beat in curling?

[Dana]

I want Donnie to get a win.

[Dan]

Let's say that. Who do you think you could beat?

[Donnie]

Probably anyone really.

[Dan]

In. In this. In this room right now.

[Dana]

I just. Well, I feel like besides Mark.

[Donnie]

Mark did beat me, so I can't Say I beat.

[Dana]

That's what I'm saying. Like, not everything.

[Donnie]

It's not true.

[Dan]

Well, everything. Pretty much everything true. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Mark wouldn't have bled on that tuna.

[Donnie]

I would have won in soccer.

[TJ]

Well, you.

[Dan]

You lose to everything that Mark.

[Dana]

That's what?

[Donnie]

Two things. Curling and. And a little bit of golfing. No, I. I won in golf. Technically.

[Dan]

Oh, technically. So who do you want to curl? Who could you beat in this room?

[Donnie]

Dana? Brandon, for sure. Kyle.

[Dan]

No.

[TJ]

No.

[Nick]

Kate?

[Donnie]

No. You? I don't think so. Be even. Probably Curls. Even. Curl. Nick.

[Brandon]

Maybe.

[Dan]

Why?

[TJ]

Do you respect Kate's curling?

[Nick]

Something really honest answer.

[Dana]

Oh, wow.

[Donnie]

Yes.

[Brandon]

So, Brandon. Yes.

[Donnie]

Brandon. Yeah.

[TJ]

I'm not saying.

[Dan]

All right, Brandon, Come on.

[Brandon]

He's too tall to curl.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Curl against this boy.

[Donnie]

You gotta have the right body type. I'm not saying you don't have any.

[TJ]

Did you say that?

[Dan]

Yeah, he did.

[Donnie]

You're on the edge. You're just said you're on the edge.

[TJ]

Body type.

[Donnie]

You're on the. You want to be small. It's like being a horse jockey. You want to be smaller.

[TJ]

It's a curl.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Why?

[Donnie]

That's why I lost to Mark.

[Dan]

You have a bad body type.

[Dana]

Smaller than me.

[Donnie]

In some aspects.

[TJ]

Yeah, in every aspect. Every.

[Dan]

No, no, no.

[Donnie]

Trophy at the combine.

[Kate]

Oh, shoot.

[TJ]

What?

[Dan]

True.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

I feel like you.

[Donnie]

That's what I said. Smaller people.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

So you both probably have hogs, but you're small.

[Brandon]

Dana, who do you think has the smallest dick on the yak besides you?

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

I mean, doesn't he have a hog?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Is it.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Is it documented? Oh, big cat, obviously.

[Dan]

Sure.

[Nick]

I have a micro.

[Dan]

Yeah, Micro. Donnie, call someone out.

[Nick]

I called you a. Oh, all right.

[Donnie]

I could beat Max if he's still here.

[Dan]

All right.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Where's Max?

[Dana]

You should play Max.

[Donnie]

He wants to go shopping for Vegas, so he might be doing.

[Brandon]

Are you in? Burns? Upstairs.

[TJ]

Cool.

[Brandon]

Or do you have any beef Burns?

[Donnie]

No.

[Dan]

Max. Where's Max?

[Donnie]

I'd Max it. I curled Max. Mark, I really can't believe you turned that quick. We had one day of peacetime in that.

[Dana]

This is crazy. This is crazy.

[Donnie]

I mean, it's on you. It's crazy.

[Dan]

It is on you.

[TJ]

Yeah. You were the one.

[Donnie]

It's crazy.

[Brandon]

Are you in Basanco?

[Donnie]

There's IEDs.

[Dana]

I watch your entire video.

[TJ]

Video?

[Brandon]

We talked about it.

[Dana]

I watched you bleed.

[TJ]

I know.

[Nick]

I saw.

[Donnie]

Someone sent me a clip. It was nice. So then why. That's why I'm confused.

[Dana]

Do you have Billy's number, by the way?

[Donnie]

I will not Give you Billy Sushi's number.

[Dana]

I would like to.

[Dan]

Why?

[Dana]

Because I would like to.

[Donnie]

Thought that was funny.

[Dan]

All right, let's test this out.

[Dana]

Brandon, go out to collab with him.

[Dan]

Let's curl. Curl against Donnie. All right, Brandon, how many hogs are we doing? 4. Pick your team.

[Brandon]

Wow, what a team.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

1.

[TJ]

Yes, I can do that.

[Dan]

Yeah, I think you can just pick.

[Kate]

You think the gold mug guys like this or are they in hell right now?

[TJ]

All right, first pick. As always.

[Dan]

Nice to meet you.

[Kate]

Tim Hitchings has a different chair than everyone else. Looks a little higher up.

[Brandon]

Vince is weird.

[Dan]

He really is weird guy. Steven, you do that last ad for your game. Who's the bad Guy?

[Stephen Che]

Yes, who's the Bad Guy? Is the newest social deduction game. It's from myself and Nikki. It's perfect for any game that designed for four to 10 players. It'll be a blast trying to figure out who is lying directly to your face and who is trying to genuinely help you out. It's super fun. We play this a couple times. The office are going to do a lot more. Pick it [e-mail]. see if you can figure out who the bad guys guy is.

[Donnie]

He hasn't.

[TJ]

Is there an ad?

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Dana]

No, no, go ahead.

[Brandon]

He has.

[Donnie]

I don't know any of my stones. He know he's. You have to be comfortable with your stones.

[Kate]

Go talk to him for a minute. Go get to know your stones really quick.

[Brandon]

I don't know.

[Donnie]

I lost their names already.

[Kate]

Go ask one more time and.

[Brandon]

Oh, wait, wait.

[Joe]

One's my dad.

[Brandon]

One is TJ's dad.

[Dan]

Yep.

[Dana]

One is Miny.

[Dan]

One is David.

[Brandon]

The guy in David.

[Dan]

David, Stephen, David, Stephen, David.

[Brandon]

It's fine to forget you.

[Dan]

Just fine.

[Dana]

Met them, by the way, Big Head. Peacetime is part of the strategy, okay? I'm gaining his trust.

[Dan]

Sorry.

[Dana]

So I get him right where I want him.

[Dan]

It was so easy. Peace time there. All I had to say was.

[Dana]

I know. But if I. If I can get him. Trust me.

[Dan]

Okay, I got you.

[Dana]

I can then betray the trust.

[Dan]

Yeah, Donnie, that would be fun. Just so we're clear, I did make up everything Titus said.

[Donnie]

Oh, so you didn't say anything?

[Dan]

No, he didn't say anything.

[Dana]

That's what I was telling you the whole time.

[TJ]

Look, he's been saying it all the year though.

[Dan]

Oh, no.

[Dana]

I'm trying to get Donnie to let his guard down. So.

[Dan]

Okay, I got you.

[TJ]

I got you.

[Brandon]

So what's the end goal? Do you want him? Do you want to be invited to his home.

[Dana]

Potentially. Yeah. Potentially.

[Dan]

You want to break?

[Dana]

I want to. I want to.

[Kate]

You should steal his Pete. Oh, man.

[Dan]

You have a camera on it.

[Brandon]

Where's Mince? Where's Ben? Where's Ben?

[TJ]

Oh.

[Dan]

Oh, no.

[Kyle]

Do we have to establish a new line? New throwing line.

[Dan]

The red line's fine.

[Kate]

That's nice throw.

[Dan]

Not even close. He. You're right, Donnie. He doesn't have the body for this.

[TJ]

Not.

[Brandon]

That might. Steve rolls pretty true.

[Dan]

It's a little bit deeper, I think.

[Kate]

Oh, Cody's flying.

[Kyle]

It is deeper.

[Brandon]

Kyle, you know the. You're the only person to get the halibut for Cody's wedding. I know.

[Nick]

He told me. Is that a dick move?

[Brandon]

I don't know.

[Nick]

Do you, like, switch from Hal for the chef,

[Brandon]

or is it inconvenient for them to where they could have just. Neither Are they shipping in one halibut?

[Nick]

In my head, there was like, probably like a halibut chef that wants to flex his halibut skills.

[Brandon]

Or he could have the day off.

[Dan]

Yeah, he's going to come in for one halit.

[Brandon]

Yeah. I came in, drove 45 minutes.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Multifaceted chef.

[Brandon]

So you think all the steaks and then one halibut hole.

[Dan]

All right, so then move the lineup.

[TJ]

There's a break in the hole.

[Brandon]

Move the lineup.

[Dan]

Move the lineup.

[Kate]

What?

[TJ]

You moved.

[Dan]

He's taking half. So move the lineup.

[Dana]

Who won that one?

[Dan]

That was a warm up.

[Kate]

Well, commissioner, big cat making his way up.

[Donnie]

Oh, that makes more sense.

[Kate]

When is Cody's wedding again?

[TJ]

All right. Yeah. Cheers. June. June.

[Kate]

And you guys both.

[Brandon]

Oh, tj, you're going too, right?

[Nick]

Well, now, the halibut fiasco. I think it's not a fiasco. I'm gonna hedge by just not going.

[Kate]

That's all the bride's gonna remember.

[Brandon]

Is it up of Cody to tell you that you're the only.

[Nick]

I didn't like that. He told me that.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Brandon]

He even told me. He was like, hey, man, go to you.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Did you hear?

[Brandon]

There's one halibut.

[Nick]

What's the halibut situation?

[TJ]

Embarrassing.

[Nick]

Is it just me still Halit.

[Dana]

One halibut. What's everyone else? What's. What's the other.

[Nick]

How many other what?

[Dana]

How many other entrees do you have?

[TJ]

Chicken and steak.

[Dana]

Chicken and steak.

[Nick]

And everyone is like, how many chicken? A lot of steak.

[TJ]

Exclusively steak.

[Nick]

How many steaks exclusively? Like 50.

[Dan]

All steak.

[Dana]

No other chicken.

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Oh, that's on Cody for offering. Hell but.

[Kate]

Right.

[Dan]

No, come on.

[Brandon]

You can't blame Cody for offering halibut Nothing. He offered halibut, but it's like, you don't expect it.

[Dan]

That's a point.

[Brandon]

Oh, wait.

[Dan]

Oh.

[Kate]

Oh, but Mr. Hitch, is there a vet?

[Brandon]

No, no.

[Nick]

But also, like, if it is an extreme inconvenience to the chefs, I'd like to know, so I can switch.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

I don't think it is.

[Dan]

It's the same chef.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

I think they just. Once they get the numbers, they.

[Dan]

They just prepare.

[Donnie]

Prepare.

[TJ]

Good. Step off.

[Brandon]

Unless, like, everybody's getting their stakes all at once, and then you're the guy sitting there waiting on your halibut.

[Stephen Che]

Or worse.

[Dana]

No, it's gonna be opposite halibut first.

[TJ]

Oh.

[Brandon]

And it's gonna be like, no go.

[Dan]

Oh, what a throw.

[Stephen Che]

Wow.

[Brandon]

Everybody at the wedding's gonna be watching you.

[Nick]

That's my nightmare. And then they asked me to do a toast.

[TJ]

Halibut guy.

[Nick]

Say something.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you're gonna be the guy at the wedding.

[Dana]

You're the story of the wedding Already.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Dana]

We're still.

[Nick]

I don't believe that. That many people.

[Dana]

I'm a Donny Guy now, but he's.

[Nick]

He's awful.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

There's no chance. Nobody got chicken.

[Nick]

Yeah, no one got chicken.

[Brandon]

The steak, it was the way it was brand. It was a peppercorn filet mignon.

[Nick]

A wedding reception. I'm not there to really eat.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

No.

[TJ]

Watch your butt cheeks.

[Nick]

There's a dance.

[Joe]

I think I'm, like, a 25 chance of going. Cody's wedding, unfortunately.

[Dan]

What?

[Joe]

I mean, it's on a Friday.

[Dan]

Where is it?

[TJ]

Buffalo.

[Joe]

I'm flying to Italy the next morning.

[Donnie]

Oh.

[Joe]

Logistically, I don't know.

[Brandon]

Also, you're closer to Italy.

[Joe]

There we would have to, like, skip the show. This show?

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Oh, and the other. When.

[Brandon]

Wait, is Cody getting married on penis day?

[Joe]

Yes.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Dana]

I can't go for that reason.

[Joe]

The last day of for break.

[Dana]

Donna, you lose.

[Dan]

That was only the second end.

[TJ]

How many?

[Dan]

It's. It's eight ends. All right, so, Donnie, you just suck at this. I'll go against you one end. Let's test this body thing.

[Dana]

Donnie, I know. We're in peacetime. You're dog.

[Brandon]

Brandon, if you had the choice between chicken, steak, or halibut, what are you taking?

[TJ]

Say the first one again.

[Nick]

You're going to an event where it's. It's. You're going to be dancing and drinking, but mostly dancing, mingling people you don't

[Brandon]

quite know dressed up nice.

[TJ]

Give me the sources again.

[Brandon]

Steak, chicken. Halibut.

[TJ]

Steak.

[Brandon]

Second choice.

[TJ]

Halibut.

[Dan]

Whoa.

[TJ]

Okay, well, I feel like halibut's gonna be dressed up better. Anytime halibut's on the menu, I feel like. I assume the chef knows what he's doing.

[Nick]

That's what I do. Like, I like to order fish dishes at a steakhouse.

[TJ]

I. I will always go steak first. I was at a place the other night, ordered the redfish because I'd have steak the night before. So I will. I will go with a little fish every now and then, but I almost always end up hungry at the end.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[TJ]

And end up having to, you know, get food elsewhere.

[Kate]

Ah.

[Brandon]

Cody might be lying to us.

[TJ]

About what?

[Brandon]

Kyle's the only one get out of it.

[Kyle]

He blew his cover by.

[Nick]

It's a big wedding, right? What are the. What are the actual numbers?

[Dana]

What are you getting? At Cody's wedding, I have.

[Nick]

I'll look.

[Dan]

I'll look.

[Kate]

How many. Many people did you invite?

[TJ]

Kyle goes. One of us has to go.

[Dana]

I know one.

[Nick]

There's no way. 149 steaks and one halibut.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

He's doing bits.

[Dana]

I'm not.

[Dan]

Yeah, keep doing.

[Kyle]

It's more shocking that no one ordered chicken.

[Nick]

Zero chicken.

[Dan]

I got to go there.

[Dana]

You don't cover. So, like, Conor can go.

[TJ]

Who wants Connor there?

[Dana]

I know.

[TJ]

Kyle, why are you going?

[Nick]

Yeah. I don't know. Oh, no.

[TJ]

My wife did see the invitation the other day, and she's like, buffalo would be nice. I've never been there, so I think pressure's mounting on me.

[Kate]

I think you'd have fun.

[Brandon]

Sit with me and Kyle.

[TJ]

No way. You're going, too.

[Nick]

Yeah. Yeah.

[TJ]

Well, I guess I'm going to Buffalo. Ain't no way I'm gonna let them.

[Brandon]

I really like Cody and respect him, and I think he's funny. And I get along with his fiance as well.

[TJ]

She's great.

[Nick]

Yeah, same.

[Kate]

Also, that'll give you stuff to chop it up about on mostly you'll be in the know.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You know, and you can dance with me and Kyle.

[TJ]

That would be fun.

[Kate]

Brandon, you should go. If you're a friend of Kyle's, you should go and get the halibit. You should go to Cody's wedding just to eat that.

[Brandon]

Dog's going.

[TJ]

I mean, I'm not getting. I'm not getting. Halit.

[Dana]

Fake. Got it. I don't know if he's so bad.

[Dan]

He's so bad.

[Brandon]

That's a. That's a nice target.

[Dan]

You're a better girl. You had natural talent.

[Kyle]

Natural talent at curling.

[Dan]

Yeah. We're done. Thank you, guys.

[Dana]

Man.

[Dan]

All Right. Stephen, do we have anyone or. No. Feel bad.

[Stephen Che]

No, it doesn't look good. One guy had to go back to work, and then the moving guy. Moving guys is not that close to it, but he can get it out to us. Probably next week are full of.

[Brandon]

It's just not worth it.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Not worth it. Without knowing the players, if it was the players, I would love for, like, people to come by and just be like, yeah, you see that, right? Like, oh, look at the shirt. Kaden Proctor.

[Brandon]

He's got the yug station shirt on.

[Kate]

We just told that out to you five times.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

Really?

[Dan]

Yeah.

[TJ]

We said Y station shirt.

[Brandon]

It was.

[Dan]

Said it now. It was a woman. In his defense, he also was. He was. Was deep into the Slim Jims.

[Kate]

Yes, he was.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

What a shirt.

[TJ]

Your own shirt.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I think I may have convinced Dante to do five minutes at Zany's.

[Nick]

What? That's big Y.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

When is it?

[Brandon]

Next month. You want to do it? Can we book.

[Dan]

Can we book Steven on his gold? Steve, Steve, Steve.

[Dana]

You got. So that should be easy.

[Nick]

Five minutes talking about how Costco has gold.

[Brandon]

Zany's is a legendary club.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Jim Belushi got his start there.

[Stephen Che]

When is it?

[Brandon]

Next month. End of next month, I believe.

[Stephen Che]

Yeah, let's. Let's connect. If it makes sense, then, yeah, if.

[Dan]

Yeah. Why don't you guys connect?

[TJ]

Right? You guys are connected right now.

[Brandon]

I'd be fun to connect. Do you know how to reach me?

[Nick]

You guys connect to the exact date

[Stephen Che]

and stuff like that. But, yeah, makes sense. We can do something.

[Dan]

Yeah, we can connect.

[Brandon]

How do I get a hold of you? Give me a date. Okay.

[Dan]

Oh, I think that gold. That could have been a bit right there. That's.

[Brandon]

That's gonna sell out. So if it's Che and Dante, Night of gold. Oh, my God.

[Dan]

Oh, man. All right, well, let's spin the wheel. The new wheel.

[TJ]

The what's the same as the old.

[Dan]

No, it's not. It's the brand new wheel.

[Kate]

It's like the new deal.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

It's a big thing.

[TJ]

And if it hits wet, we'll be one tenth of the way to the last wet.

[Dana]

That's right.

[TJ]

Correct.

[Dana]

You want. You almost want it to hit wet, Brandon.

[Dan]

Right. What's the. Every wet we hit is the. Is closer to no more wet.

[Dana (Ozempic user)]

What's the other. What's. What's the new ones?

[Dan]

A T bus. I'm not doing.

[Nick]

They know what's gonna

[TJ]

T bus. Okay. I don't know how she snuck it on the wheel.

[Kate]

Oh, it's on there. Oh, don't take it off.

[Dan]

Yug. And then Half Court Eliminator.

[TJ]

Art Eliminator is only not on there because we just did it.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

What? Question.

[Brandon]

What's Dread?

[Kate]

Dana's here.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Would he be on the Wet Wheel and it would be his last.

[Dan]

No, it's only.

[Kate]

Only the core members. Got it.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[TJ]

So you've taken away the element of bringing Max in every so you're taking away the only really fun, funny part of it.

[Dan]

You have.

[TJ]

I haven't.

[Dan]

Please be.

[Dana]

Oh, there we go.

[Donnie]

All right.

[Dan]

There you go, Brandon. Dry jumper. Brandon.

[TJ]

The.

[Joe]

Love you guys. See you tomorrow.

[Dan]

Bye.