Are KB and Brandon Golf's Next Viral Superstars?: Mon Jul 27, 2026

Summary

The Yak – Episode Summary

Episode Title: Are KB and Brandon Golf's Next Viral Superstars?
Date: July 27, 2026
Participants: Big Cat, KB (Kyle Bauer), Brandon Walker, Nick, Rone, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah, Ben Mintz, Mark, Donnie, Eddie, Whitney, Jay, Mincy, and others

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Overview

This lively episode of The Yak balances classic Barstool banter, office antics, and absurd plans for golf stardom, with the crew exploring whether KB and Brandon have what it takes to become golf’s next internet sensation. The episode highlights the unique group dynamic that makes The Yak so much fun, from their sports challenges to deeply unserious arguments, oddball confessions, and a cathartic on-air confrontation between Ben Mintz and Big T.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Would KB and Brandon Make Golf Go Viral?

• [03:25 - 13:00]
  • The group reacts to a viral golf video featuring “tandem” golfing, where one person literally swings while being held up by another.
  • Big Cat and others relentlessly pressure KB and Brandon to recreate this stunt, sparking laughter and attempts to plot the logistics.
  • Reluctance abounds; “You guys decide,” Big Cat urges. “Brandon I think still wants to be held.” (11:47)
  • Eventually, both sheepishly agree to try tandem golf content on Friday, opening the door to a new Barstool challenge.
  • Notable quote:
    • “I’ll tandem golf on Friday. We could face a couple of opponents.” - Kyle [11:32]

2. Riffing on Office Traditions, Dining, & Home Life

• [13:17 - 26:00]
  • The cast goes off on memorable rants about awkward architectural features like the unused “fancy dining room,” kitchen counters doubling as dinner tables, and table dinners falling by the wayside.
  • Kyle is ribbed for taking 10-minute “breathers” on his “middle floor sitting room” while hiking his three-story house—a self-admitted “fattest thing” he does (20:00)—which becomes a running joke.
  • Homemade fries, Hot Pockets nostalgia, and “Lean Pockets shame” make for food-centric hilarity.

3. Yak's Never-able-to-Throw-Away Content Ideas

• [23:00 - 25:00]
  • Brainstorming book ideas, the crew lands on the “restaurant menus through time” concept, relishing the idea of looking at decade-old Applebee's menus for no real reason.
  • Notable quote:
    • “Menus from across the country... menus in time, like being, oh, 1930, a hamburger cost 5 cents.” - Big Cat [23:32]

4. Mini-Office Dramas, Chairs, and Iconography

• [27:00 - 35:00]
  • Talk centers on the “Taylor Swift chair” (seating from a Cavs game) Big Cat bought, igniting a tangent on the world's most famous chairs and whether they should establish their own Barstool “throne” for visitors.
  • “Should we hang it?” “If it's making children's dreams,”—these are the vital questions at play in The Yak office.

5. Weekend Recaps and Barstool Worlds Collide

• [46:40 - 55:30]
  • Big Cat shares a play-by-play of his Savannah Bananas baseball experience, complete with costumed mascots, trick plays, and a banana in a ghillie suit:
    • “There was a banana in a ghillie suit who was just inching along the outfield wall for, like, four innings. That one made me feel like I was on drugs.” - Big Cat [47:00]
  • Brandon and Eddie recount their trip to Wheeling, WV for a bocce tournament—with characters such as “Big Dogs” and “Mr. Palacetti”—including tales of dog tracks, locals with dozens of hats, and overcoming a fear of bridges.

6. Content Consumption: Kids, TV, and Blippi Bans

• [50:00 - 53:30]
  • Parents in the group compare what kid content they'll veto (“Blippi” is a hard no for Kate), and reminisce about shows and media they'd allow (comfort watching “Mario” and “Bluey” get the green light).
  • Discussion meanders into parenting, food, family, and nostalgia.

7. Barstool Call-Out: The Ben Mintz and Big T Confrontation

• [111:04 - 121:18]
  • The show's most dramatic recurring thread: Ben Mintz, wounded from repeated jabs, publicly calls out Big T for ongoing “passive-aggressive” shots—including a recent on-air quip about Mintz being only “fodder for content.”
  • Mintz complains about having his name invoked in Big T’s contract negotiations and feels repeatedly disrespected.
  • In a tense but controlled confrontation, both air grievances, with Big T mostly bemused and defensive.
  • Exchange excerpt:
    • Mintz: “He comes in with a bad attitude every single day... he takes shots. Recently I saw a macrodosing clip that triggered me—what the hell is his content? Big T, you’ve been relevant in this company one time in my six years...” [111:04]
    • Big T: “If you harbor that, there’s nothing I can do about that... that’s fine.” [120:13]
  • The group ultimately agrees “it was weirdly human of Ben," with the confrontation ending in a truce, albeit a tense one.

8. General Absurdity: Tangents on Fruit, Golf, and Life

• [81:06 - 85:29]
  • Extended debates on the difference between peaches and nectarines, the pronunciation of “apricot/apricot,” and the marvel of modern grocery stores (“You can eat any fruit at any time now!”).
• [71:27 - 76:19]
  • The team roasts a colleague's “golf vlog” for focusing on his own mediocre golf game while mocking his friends—“That was the entire video. Damn, my friends suck at golf and I’m not so bad.” [71:28]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the future of golf content:

  • “I’ll tandem golf on Friday. We could face a couple of opponents.” - Kyle [11:32]

• On unused dining rooms:

  • “Table dinners have become special for us. We don’t do it that often... I also have a table that’s just for Thanksgiving.”—Big Cat [17:15]
  • “The first floor at your house is like base camp at Everest... You have to get acclimated to the middle floor.” - Big Cat [21:08]

• On wheeling and dealing:

  • “There was this guy, Tony, had a tape measure on his carabiner—every cord he needed his own.” - Eddie [54:00]
  • “He also had an Italian flag that was hooved at the bottom to pick up the bocce balls.” - Brandon [54:35]

• On Mintz’s callout of Big T:

  • “He comes in with a bad attitude every single day... he takes shots. Recently I saw a macrodosing clip that triggered me—what the hell is his content?” - Ben Mintz [111:04]
  • “If you harbor that, there’s nothing I can do about that... that’s fine.” - Big T [120:13]

• On parenting and content vetoes:

  • “I x’ed out on Blippi. I said, ‘He went on vacation’ and we’ve never watched again.” - Kate [50:29]

• On chair iconography:

  • “The Taylor Swift chair... what if Taylor Swift someday becomes something—what if she’s involved in a double homicide or something? Then that chair becomes real memorabilia.” - Big Cat [29:09]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Time | Segment Description | |------------|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 03:25–13:00| The tandem golf challenge, peer-pressure to recreate viral content | | 13:17–26:00| Domestic life, dining room jokes, home fries, and “the middle floor break” | | 23:00–25:00| Menus-through-time as a concept for a coffee table book | | 27:00–35:00| The Taylor Swift chair, iconic chairs, office memorabilia | | 46:40–55:30| Savannah Bananas recap, bocce tournament in Wheeling, bridge fear | | 50:00–53:30| Parenting, what TV and YouTube for kids is off-limits | | 81:06–85:29| Absurdly heated fruit debate (peach/nectarine/apricot) and modern produce marvels | | 111:04–121:18| Ben Mintz calls out Big T live on air for disrespect and being “passive-aggressive”…ending in a truce | | 71:27–76:19| Golf content roast (Jake’s vlogs, friends with bad golf games) |

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Concluding Thoughts

This was classic Yak: a sprawling, chaotic, and deeply self-aware podcast session that juggled sports-adjacent antics, office feuds (both playful and sincere), and absurd hypotheticals. The episode manages to play up controversy (Mintz vs. Big T), bring office bits to life (the golf challenge, the Taylor Swift chair), and land heartfelt (if bizarre) confessions. The Yak once again nails what makes it special: friends busting each other’s chops, trying new bits, and turning even the most mundane topics (menus, fruit, childhood TV) into group therapy and running gags.

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Full Crew Members’ Main Contributions

• Big Cat: Host, instigator of the golf challenge, and facilitator of Mintz vs. Big T.
• KB (Kyle): Deadpan comedic foil, constant brunt of office jokes.
• Brandon Walker: Voice of Southern reason, owner of Wheeling anecdotes.
• Ben Mintz: Wears his heart on his sleeve, confronts “passive-aggressive” colleagues.
• Kate, Mark, Nick, Donnie, Eddie, and others: Color commentary, parental life commiserations, and adding signature Barstool energy to every bit.

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Episode Rating:

10/10 for fans of unstructured, personality-driven podcasting and Barstool’s “just guys being dudes” energy.

Transcript

[Brandon]

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[Big Cat]

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[Stephen]

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[Danny]

Are you serious?

[Brandon]

I'm the coolest one out of all of us.

[Big Cat]

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[Nick]

They record.

[Big Cat]

Not that I'm not excited to see you guys.

[Nick]

Yeah, I get it.

[Mark]

They're recording.

[Nick]

Recording with Che, I guess.

[Big Cat]

Oh boy.

[Nick]

I don't know what.

[Mark]

What that could possibly be.

[Big Cat]

What's up, Brando? What?

[Kyle]

Oh, I'm out of breath from trying to tackle Kyle before the show.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Why do you do that?

[Kyle]

I just do it every now and then. Just like I crave the contact every now.

[Big Cat]

And then I like to tackle human body.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I just. I just, like. Like tussling with Kyle every now and then.

[Kate]

When I looked over, your whole butt was out, and Kyle was way up in the air.

[Kyle]

My butt was out.

[Nick]

If matches were, like, three seconds long,

[Big Cat]

he'd be the best.

[Kyle]

Pretty good. I get tired immediately.

[Brandon]

A state qualifier.

[Kyle]

I get tired immediately.

[Ben Mintz]

Who?

[Big Cat]

He was holding Kyle up.

[Kate]

Kyle climbed him like a tree. He went up there like a squirrel.

[Kyle]

I lifted him.

[Big Cat]

You guys, did you see. Not to steal. And I. Did you see the. The guys that are trying to go tandem par on golf video?

[Kyle]

No, I did not.

[Big Cat]

You guys should do that. You guys should do that. That'd be awesome.

[Kyle]

Chandapar.

[Danny]

What?

[Big Cat]

Way good, tj. I just tweeted it like, an hour ago.

[Nick]

We should do some golf.

[Big Cat]

Should do some golf. Well, this is the golf content. I like everyone's doing golf content, but this is golf content. Look at it. That would be good. These guys rock.

[Nick]

Who would be who?

[Kyle]

I couldn't. I might have one home.

[Big Cat]

Look at them.

[Kyle]

Oh, that's pretty good.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, they're trying to get a par.

[Danny]

The adjustment in technique.

[Jay]

He, I think, helped ass to dick.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you guys. I'd watch that. What have you guys got in the Internet Invitational as a tandem?

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

Collapse after, like, two holes.

[Kyle]

Yes. Even if I'm the. The swinger.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Those videos, like, you can, like, lie about what you accomplished on the course.

[Big Cat]

What do you mean?

[Nick]

Not that one particular. Because that's funny. But, like, when people do, like, hey, play around with me, you can just, like, keep doing takes, right?

[Big Cat]

I. I think they're honest, but, yeah, you could. You could. Hypothetically, why do you guys want to go take a shot as a tandem?

[Kyle]

Not really. No.

[Big Cat]

Please?

[Kyle]

No.

[Big Cat]

Please, for us.

[Kate]

Please.

[Kyle]

Kyle, are you gonna be the swinger?

[Nick]

Yeah. Who's who?

[Big Cat]

You guys decide.

[Nick]

I can't swing.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you can.

[Kyle]

You can't. I'm too. I'm too big to be attached to him like that. I'm not gonna be able to hold myself up.

[Mark]

Please?

[Kyle]

No. Do office wheel or something.

[Big Cat]

No, you guys. You guys are the perfect pairing.

[Kyle]

So anyway, my ladies get into next year.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Mark]

Deutsche Spider might be the perfect.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Mark]

Spider might be the first.

[Big Cat]

Where are they? Deutsche Spider.

[Mark]

I'd like to see Deutsche Deutsch.

[Kyle]

I think left.

[Big Cat]

Oh, Meek Phil's sitting there. He's PCA hater on Twitter.

[Kyle]

Is he?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that's what I found out.

[Kyle]

That's his actual. He has no.

[Big Cat]

We. There's a There's a rumor that he's. He runs the account pca.

[Kyle]

Why is he sitting like that?

[Mark]

Oh, there's an account called pca.

[Big Cat]

It's actually very funny because they run out of things to hate.

[Mark]

Yeah, they're just nitpicking.

[Big Cat]

So they'll be like. He'll like, go four for five and be like, what a bomb. He struck out. So, yeah, there he is. That's Meek Phil.

[Kyle]

Oh, he's not affiliated with Pico Armstrong.

[Mark]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

No, no.

[Kyle]

Why talk. Stay following. That account's funny.

[Big Cat]

Chase back.

[Stephen]

Sorry. We had a taping that ran late.

[Big Cat]

What would you guys do?

[Stephen]

Brain clash. Me versus Dave and debates.

[Big Cat]

Oh, boy.

[Kyle]

How'd that go?

[Stephen]

We had a question that it was pick the ideal honeymoon destination. He got the one before, so he got to pick pass or take it or defer. He chose to defer. I chose Hawaii. I could give you guys 10 minutes to pick what? To guess what his was. You won't get it. His honeymoon destination was maybe the worst answer I've ever heard.

[Kyle]

Okay, so we gotta go. Something he would say.

[Nick]

Go. Do you want. Do you want us to guess? Are we allowed to spoil it?

[Stephen]

Yeah, yeah. It's. It's a.

[Nick]

It's a topic you want to give.

[Stephen]

The debate is really the, like, Geneva.

[Nick]

Give us hot or cold responses. Like, Geneva cold.

[Kate]

A depressing World War II battlefield.

[Brandon]

Pretty hot, yeah.

[Kyle]

Really? Normandy, if anybody's going to know.

[Big Cat]

Normandy,

[Jay]

hot.

[Stephen]

Hot.

[Nick]

Normandy's hot, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Really?

[Stephen]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Dunkirk.

[Stephen]

Still hot.

[Big Cat]

Battle the Bulge.

[Kate]

Hiroshima.

[Stephen]

He picked Munich.

[Mark]

Oh.

[Jay]

Oh, Why?

[Big Cat]

I guess you got to tune in.

[Stephen]

Yeah. And he, like, intensely argued it for several minutes and was very insistent. He was correct.

[Nick]

Munich is a modern city. Like, is it fun?

[Big Cat]

It might be.

[Stephen]

I don't. Nick was there the whole time.

[Big Cat]

What is Munich got going on?

[Nick]

Of all of Europe, you're going beer city.

[Brandon]

It's the best honeymoon.

[Nick]

I mean, it.

[Big Cat]

Is Munich on the water?

[Brandon]

No, but it's centrally located, was his argument, which is exactly what you want. And he was like, there's plenty of romantic things to do, like zip lining.

[Big Cat]

So that'd be like a German picking. Like Iowa.

[Brandon]

Yeah, probably.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Whitney]

Des Moines.

[Brandon]

Oh, Dave was awesome.

[Mark]

Has he been to Munich?

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Oh, so he loves Munich going wherever he's been. Yeah, that makes sense.

[Mark]

You might be right.

[Big Cat]

Why is a good pick, Jay, where is.

[Nick]

Where is Oktoberfest?

[Brandon]

That's in Munich. But is that a honeymoon?

[Nick]

No.

[Big Cat]

What do you.

[Mark]

What are the goals of the honeymoon?

[Brandon]

Relax, chill.

[Nick]

Do your own thing.

[Kyle]

Chill and chill.

[Nick]

Coexist tolerate beach and beach.

[Mark]

You think beach is essential.

[Big Cat]

I think beaches.

[Brandon]

I think you want to fall deeper in love too. And I don't. I think ziplining isn't that.

[Big Cat]

No. But I don't think you. It's not like. Like go to a city like you don't. You're not like honeymoon in Paris. You like south of France.

[Mark]

I literally honeymoon in Paris.

[Brandon]

Yeah, but you also did the out I went to.

[Big Cat]

Well, there goes your marriage.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

So sorry to tell you we at

[Nick]

least once that I remember Paris for a honeymoon. Oh, sweetie. It's GE. Giving porn.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Mark]

I think it's got to be a

[Big Cat]

beach top destination beach has got to be. Think you get. Yeah, but.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Mark]

I don't know.

[Kyle]

I feel like Greece.

[Stephen]

I. I've heard a lot of people go to Greece.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

But Mikey Bets told us that you. Dude, when you. You. You have to throw it out like I. You can't do the honeymoon with that.

[Danny]

No.

[Brandon]

You can't. When your shits in the garden.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You can't have a. A, you know, trash in your bathroom on. In your honeymoon suite.

[Nick]

That's it. That's across the board for any occasion.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I guess you're right.

[Kate]

And air conditioning. There's not a lot of air conditioning.

[Mark]

Hawaii is sneaky. Not beach though. You've been.

[Big Cat]

Okay, I've been there is beach. There's.

[Donnie]

There.

[Big Cat]

There's a copy.

[Danny]

Please.

[Nick]

You could take me to a direction to agree with.

[Big Cat]

You could actually argue it's as an island. It's all beach.

[Mark]

I'm going in a couple weeks. And they say do not swim. Do not go to the beach. Go to the pool.

[Jay]

What?

[Nick]

Really?

[Mark]

Why?

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Mark]

A lot of places where.

[Big Cat]

Oh, it's not in the surface.

[Brandon]

There is a beach, but it's not.

[Mark]

It's not like a beach.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mark]

It's like. I think it's like rocky cliffs. It's like.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Mark]

Oh.

[Nick]

It depends on where you go because Oahu had like.

[Mark]

That's what I'm saying.

[Nick]

Some of them best speeches for an island.

[Mark]

For an island state that. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I think they're afraid you're gonna get beat up by surfers.

[Mark]

That's what it is.

[Kyle]

I think they're. I think you do.

[Big Cat]

They're. They took one look at you.

[Mark]

I'm saying look into it. Sneak.

[Big Cat]

You're a white guy.

[Nick]

What aisle are you we're going to?

[Mark]

Kauai.

[Nick]

Oh, that's more of.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Mark]

And even Maui. Like you. You stay at some places. It's like very rocky and you got to like walk to the real.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I did beaches.

[Kyle]

Maui.

[Kate]

That's kind of how Cancun. When I went there, I was surprised. It was. All the resorts are just man made beaches with cement beaches with sand dumped on top of the like.

[Big Cat]

Sounds like Chicago.

[Kate]

Yeah. Nice cement beach.

[Big Cat]

I'm trying to get Kyle or Kyle and Brandon to tandem golf and they won't.

[Whitney]

Why not?

[Big Cat]

I don't know. Brandon's scared. Kyle's equally scared.

[Nick]

Time. Not a good time.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Would either of you have a good time?

[Kyle]

I've already lifted Kyle today.

[Big Cat]

This is tandem golf by the.

[Brandon]

Oh, I didn't know what that was.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They won't do it.

[Mincy]

Oh, come on.

[Mark]

I will.

[Nick]

I'm not in the mood right now.

[Big Cat]

He's not in the mood. It's a bad Monday activity.

[Brandon]

Horrible.

[Nick]

Monday. It was.

[Big Cat]

It's a Friday.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

That's fair.

[Mark]

That's fair.

[Nick]

Friday.

[Big Cat]

So I. I sprung it on him on a Monday morning.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It's a mistake.

[Brandon]

Wait, wait four days.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I'll tandem golf on Friday.

[Brandon]

You're out, aren't you?

[Kyle]

No, not Friday.

[Nick]

No, let's do it Friday.

[Kyle]

We'll tandem golf Friday. We could could face a couple of opponents.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

You're holding one another. Or do you get to choose?

[Kyle]

We'll figure it out.

[Big Cat]

Brandon, I think still wants to be held.

[Kyle]

No, I'll hold. I'll hold.

[Brandon]

Versus like Deutsche and Spider and Kate and White Sox.

[Kyle]

Dave, why is deutsche and Spider the.

[Big Cat]

Well, they have the.

[Brandon]

They do the tall man. He's lifting all the time.

[Whitney]

Yeah.

[Danny]

It's cheap.

[Brandon]

Yeah. What if you're way better at golfing that way?

[Big Cat]

That would be awesome.

[Kyle]

All the time.

[Big Cat]

You guys are like border. You're like a scratch golfer.

[Nick]

I feel like it comes down to the skill of the person swinging.

[Big Cat]

Well, no, because Brandon's kind of moving his body for you.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Would that be legal in the pga?

[Kyle]

Almost certainly not.

[Brandon]

The caddy can't lift the golfer.

[Kyle]

I don't think so. I don't think there's touching allowed.

[Big Cat]

What if you guys agreed to split the prize money?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You'd be a lot of it.

[Kyle]

Me and Kyle will work on it. We have four days to come up with our best tandem golf plan.

[Brandon]

I can't wait for Friday.

[Big Cat]

Wasn't there a.

[Stephen]

A golfer in the early 2000s that had some type of disability where he.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Stephen]

Had to cart Casey Martin. Yes.

[Jay]

Okay.

[Kyle]

But that was him having a bad leg and he drove on a car. It has nothing to do with being A tandem golfer.

[Stephen]

Could he, like.

[Mark]

Could he.

[Stephen]

Could he drive his cart on the, like, putting green or.

[Big Cat]

No, that doesn't. They barely have a bad leg. Doesn't mean you can just break all the rules.

[Kyle]

He had to go, like, the Supreme Court to get to ride his cart.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

So he could walk.

[Danny]

Walk.

[Big Cat]

He had, like, blood clots or something.

[Kyle]

He had blood clots. And the longer he stood on it, the worse it got. He couldn't stand on it very long.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Sounds like he didn't want it.

[Brandon]

So if you guys had a disability, if it was anxiety, like Pedro Pascal, I have to touch Kyle, then you could do it.

[Big Cat]

Your. Your dick has to be in Kyle's butt.

[Brandon]

It's the only way my anxiety seeds is penetrating.

[Big Cat]

Kyle has an emotional support butt.

[Kyle]

So you. We've gone from just doing tandem golf to now my penis needs Kyle on it at all.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

We'll put Kyle in the little vest. Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

Emotional support hole

[Big Cat]

sitting on your lap on the plane.

[Kyle]

You have to let us on the plane.

[Brandon]

Do not touch. That's Brandon's emotional support ass.

[Big Cat]

Pet my emotional support hole. A little kid comes up to pet, slap Kyle in the ass.

[Brandon]

You're like, no, no, this is not.

[Big Cat]

Do not feed this hole either. No treats.

[Nick]

I think you'd like to, man.

[Brandon]

Definitely.

[Nick]

I would like to.

[Danny]

Oh, 100.

[Big Cat]

Braden would like to.

[Kyle]

You.

[Big Cat]

He would. He'd have such a good time.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

When you walked. Never mind. When you walked out in the towel and shampooed, it was like. Yeah, pretty fucking hot.

[Big Cat]

It was erotic.

[Nick]

It defied all, like, that didn't shed light on the inside of my ass, which would be the primary vessel that he'd be.

[Brandon]

Right.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. But everything else, the window dressing.

[Brandon]

But when it comes to your physical problem areas, it is your asshole that's your, like, weakest part.

[Big Cat]

That's true.

[Nick]

Salisbury steak, frozen side like that. The Banquet cinnamon apple dessert. That's like.

[Mincy]

That's always way hotter.

[Nick]

Cinnamon phlegm.

[Mark]

It's.

[Nick]

That's the.

[Brandon]

That's the worst side dessert in a micro microwave dinner.

[Nick]

History of culinary arts. Specifically the Salisbury steak one. Yeah.

[Mark]

Oh,

[Big Cat]

that.

[Nick]

That was. So the Salisbury steak was actually good.

[Brandon]

Yeah. That was a good part of the TV dinner. But the dessert was never good.

[Mincy]

They would have the brownie, too. Sometimes that was just stuck to the

[Danny]

bottom of the tray.

[Nick]

Oh, did you guys eat Lean Pockets?

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Nick]

Ham and cheddar Hot Pockets.

[Big Cat]

Lean Pockets.

[Nick]

Hot Pockets are fun. Fine.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. That is true. Hot Pockets were, like, legitimately good.

[Nick]

Really good.

[Big Cat]

Lean Pockets are, like, Diet. The good thing is, like, broccoli and ch.

[Brandon]

But was it even good? Hot Pockets, like, no. Good for you.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no, no, no pockets.

[Brandon]

There's no way.

[Big Cat]

No, no. They just did, like, the classic move where they cut the calories in half but added, like a shitload of chemicals.

[Kyle]

They just put broccoli in it. That's all they did.

[Brandon]

It might have just been broccoli.

[Mark]

Took out a little bit of cheese. Put broccoli. There's still a ton of cheese, though.

[Big Cat]

But yeah, dude, Hot Pockets were awesome when it first came out.

[Kyle]

I like to overcook them.

[Mark]

Like.

[Big Cat]

Holy. Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Jay]

That was toxic.

[Mark]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

And it's. There's so much some comedians should do something about, like, how hot they were.

[Brandon]

They say it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, hot.

[Brandon]

Say it in a funny voice, but don't swear. Hell no.

[Kate]

They should have, like, five kids when

[Stephen]

you guys are eating dinner nowadays, are you. Is the television on and are you watching it or is it like a concentrated table conversation type deal?

[Kate]

I do.

[Brandon]

I do Jeopardy. At dinner.

[Kyle]

We. We hover. I mean, we float.

[Nick]

You play like live put.

[Brandon]

Tilt the TV and just do Jeopardy.

[Nick]

Jeopardy's awesome to have on.

[Brandon]

It's probably not.

[Big Cat]

So you're like spitting food everywhere trying to answer questions.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I'm spitting food everywhere.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Like, like, if place is a mess if you take a bite and you know an answer. Are you just talking with your mouth full?

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Gross.

[Brandon]

And we sit at the same side of the table.

[Donnie]

What?

[Kyle]

She cleans your chin.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

You answer a question.

[Kate]

We have a kitchen table like that all four of us could sit at, but instead we all sit at our counter in a straight line, not looking at each other.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, that's same. Same here. Well, the kitchen table becomes a shelf

[Kate]

for all our crap. Just sits on it.

[Kyle]

God knows what table dinners have become special for us. We don't do it that often. She'll make the food, I'll grab it. I'll go down to the basement or I'll go out on the porch and then Tommy will go where he wants to go and stuff like that. We still have some. Okay.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Not every day.

[Big Cat]

I also have a table that's just for Thanksgiving. It's just.

[Brandon]

Oh, I had one of those growing up.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, like the room that you just never go a lot of. Why is this room?

[Nick]

Doesn't.

[Big Cat]

Should make a golf simulator in there. Yeah, would be better.

[Stephen]

What?

[Kyle]

Pretty good idea.

[Big Cat]

Just walk in my front door.

[Kyle]

There's a golf simulator right next to the first room. Easier to explain in a Thanksgiving Table that you don't use.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, true, true. Wait, so Stephen, do you watch tv?

[Stephen]

Sometimes. We're at the table most of the time. Sometimes we'll have the Cubs game on. If it's close, then we'll go kind of on the couch and watch that wall. It depends what I think. It depends what the meal is more than the, the like score game or whatever.

[Nick]

How did that become so popular?

[Kyle]

What?

[Nick]

Just a perfect dining room that doesn't get touched, that just isn't used.

[Brandon]

I don't know.

[Nick]

Off limits.

[Brandon]

The real estate. It's the first room of the house. You see it, you walk in and it's just an untouched room. Everybody had one.

[Kate]

Are people still putting like fine china on their wedding registries? Cuz I would. I've.

[Nick]

No, I don't think.

[Kate]

Don't think I would ever use it ever. I don't want to clean that.

[Big Cat]

But it is so stupid, Kyle. It's like a. Just a. I guess maybe it's just the shape of a house. Like what are you going to do with that room?

[Mark]

Yeah, something's got to go there.

[Eddie]

Like if she.

[Big Cat]

Like if. If the house is a rectangle, it's like there's going to be a room that just sits there, that just doesn't.

[Nick]

Yeah, could be people use privilege.

[Mark]

I don't know. Maybe people do. Maybe they.

[Mincy]

But your parents wouldn't even let you use it. Like don't go at room.

[Donnie]

No. Oh yeah.

[Big Cat]

Absolutely not.

[Brandon]

Do you have one, Brandon?

[Kyle]

No, I don't. I. I don't.

[Big Cat]

But you have a sitting room that you don't use.

[Kyle]

I have a sitting room that we use when company comes over. So we don't use it very much.

[Danny]

Right.

[Brandon]

Is that just a room without a tv?

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah. We have a, we have a sitting room. It's right when you walk in.

[Big Cat]

I could tell right away I was like, this is not sad.

[Kyle]

The very front room.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

That's kind of intense. Like, do you bring your kids there when they're in trouble or something?

[Kyle]

No, I sit there a lot. You sit, stare at the wall, read. What I'm about to say is the fattest thing I've ever said.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's saying something. Because you've said a lot of fat things.

[Mark]

Fries at home, fry.

[Big Cat]

Fries at home. Guy makes his own fries at home.

[Mark]

This is coming from a guy who

[Big Cat]

makes fries at home.

[Mark]

So you know, we're in for.

[Big Cat]

I forgot about fries at home. Dude fucking makes dude.

[Kyle]

Guys, the Internet has my back on this.

[Big Cat]

Dude is. Dude is treating his house like a McDonald's.

[Kyle]

Fries at home are delicious. Homemade fries. Just because y' all trust me, try it.

[Big Cat]

The fastest thing I'm coming from the.

[Mark]

No one said they're not delicious. We said they're very.

[Brandon]

The man. That they're not bad eyes at home.

[Kyle]

They're not fat.

[Brandon]

They're the fattest thing.

[Kyle]

It's a normal thing to do. People do it. You guys are insulated or you're, You're.

[Brandon]

You want to leave the room right now. You want to leave the room so bad right now.

[Kyle]

I'm not leaving the room. The fattest thing I was going to say is my sitting room is in the middle. The middle. I was on the middle floor. My bedroom is on the top floor.

[Brandon]

It's the first floor.

[Big Cat]

You could call it middle floor works too.

[Kyle]

The middle floor. I have three floors, okay. Top floor, the basement, and the middle floor.

[Big Cat]

Wait, it's out of order. The.

[Brandon]

Yeah, we got to keep him in the room. Let's.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Jay]

All right, continue.

[Brandon]

My.

[Big Cat]

But he did all three different things, like, top, middle, bottom, middle, bottom, second, first.

[Kyle]

Top floor, middle basement. Okay? So I, I, I spend my. My, My bedroom and my top floor, Okay. I spend most of my time in the basement. And the middle floor is the middle

[Big Cat]

where the food gets made.

[Kyle]

It's 15 steps from the middle floor up. It's 15 steps from the floor down. Oh, no. So when I'm walking, if I'm in the basement. Oh, no, I'm in the basement. I'm like, I gotta go upstairs. I will stop in the sitting room and break up the two stair flights.

[Big Cat]

So the first floor at your house is like base camp at Everest where you have to get acclimated to the.

[Kyle]

The middle floor.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it's almost like coming up from scuba diving. So you don't get the bed.

[Big Cat]

Like, all right, we gotta.

[Donnie]

Here.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You show up to Nepal, then you got to spend a week at base camp, then you can go to the top.

[Kyle]

I'll stage there. And if I'm expecting somebody to come over or the kids are in and out, I'm like, I'll just sit there and let them come by me. I like to sit in my sitting room. It's a sitting room. Yeah.

[Brandon]

I like that you're aware. I like that you're aware.

[Kyle]

I sit in my sitting room. How about that?

[Nick]

How long is the break to sit?

[Kyle]

10 minutes. Because I also.

[Big Cat]

That's a long. Jesus Christ, dude. Jesus Christ.

[Brandon]

So when it takes you, Nick, how long does it take you from basement

[Kyle]

to Bed if I go straight through.

[Big Cat]

No, no, we don't want to kill you.

[Brandon]

That's a young man's game.

[Kyle]

Also, I have my bookshelf, my bookcase, my very ornate stock bookcase right by the sitting room. So I'll walk up, I'll grab a book, I'll sit down, read something.

[Mincy]

Okay, but you're not going there to read. You're going there to rest.

[Kyle]

But I do read while I'm there.

[Kate]

But the book is like a beard hiding what you're really doing. It's because it's shameful.

[Big Cat]

The book is just pictures of French.

[Mark]

Are you, like, actually puffing? Are you.

[Kyle]

Everybody.

[Brandon]

Everybody's coming at you.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

This is coming at curiosity. Not. This is almost like. Like watching, like, Ripley's Believe it or Not.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

We're just pulling his strings. Yeah.

[Brandon]

This is not. It's not coming from a place of.

[Mark]

You did say it's the fattest thing.

[Ben Mintz]

Scorn.

[Kyle]

And now we're just basically saying that's fatter than homemade fries.

[Big Cat]

Are there any French fry picture books?

[Nick]

I have a good.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no, wait.

[Kyle]

You have a French fry. I have a lot of. I have a lot of cookbooks.

[Big Cat]

Are you reading cookbooks in your resting spot?

[Kyle]

How are you going to get ideas of what to cook if you don't read a cookbook from time to time?

[Big Cat]

Hey, so you're. You're walking up 15 flights of stairs.

[Kyle]

No, 15 stairs.

[Big Cat]

15 stairs.

[Kyle]

Sorry.

[Big Cat]

15 stairs to sit and look at pictures of food so you get the energy to go all the way up.

[Kyle]

Did you go on that boat?

[Mincy]

Motivation.

[Nick]

What about this? Like a book of menus? Like a scrapbook of menus. That would be cool.

[Big Cat]

Why hasn't anyone done that?

[Mark]

Good book.

[Kyle]

It's a good book.

[Nick]

A casual read.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Menus from across the country are just

[Nick]

also menus in time, different iterations.

[Kyle]

The menus of New York, the menus of amazing.

[Big Cat]

But also menus in time. Like being. Oh, 1930. A hamburger cost 5 cents.

[Nick]

I'm sure it exists.

[Kyle]

Okay. Wow.

[Big Cat]

We should do that.

[Kyle]

I would buy the menus.

[Big Cat]

I would pay through that.

[Nick]

Menus. No, I think we can do this.

[Big Cat]

Why don't we do that?

[Kyle]

Because we're not. We don't write books. Yeah, we do. We all. And you.

[Big Cat]

I have one coming out.

[Mark]

That's right. You do.

[Brandon]

We had a yak book.

[Mark]

Yeah, we wrote a. Y' all wrote an erotic novel.

[Brandon]

Menu design.

[Donnie]

No, no, no.

[Big Cat]

Not design.

[Jay]

No, no, no.

[Big Cat]

We don't care about the design.

[Kyle]

We care about the.

[Brandon]

Let's not go crazy.

[Kate]

Like, I would read, like, an Applebees over the years that I'm saying every decade.

[Kyle]

Like the first Applebees menu. I'll check that out.

[Brandon]

Oh, how one restaurant's menu progressed would

[Big Cat]

be cool to do. A lot of options.

[Kyle]

These are good menus.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And then we do, like, a section for the menus that have calories on it.

[Kyle]

Now we're just playing the greatest hits.

[Big Cat]

No, we're not.

[Kyle]

That's absolutely a thing.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, no, that's why we have a section for it. Brandon, what did I say?

[Kyle]

It's a law that if you have over 20 locations, you gotta have your calories on there.

[Big Cat]

Mark of a fine restaurant.

[Kyle]

Ruth's Chris. I've heard of it. Pretty good.

[Brandon]

You have to have calories if you have more than 20 locations.

[Kyle]

That's right. And a pond becomes a Lake at 30 acres.

[Mark]

How about that?

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay.

[Brandon]

How many acres is yours, Dan?

[Kyle]

I have a story from this weekend. Oh, I'm not sure I want to tell.

[Big Cat]

Oh, do tell.

[Kyle]

Can I borrow one member of the yak? Go tell it to him.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Kyle]

See if it's worth telling.

[Big Cat]

Spin the wheel.

[Kyle]

Because I'm nervous to tell it.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Spin the wheel.

[Mark]

Love it.

[Kyle]

But it's the maddest weekend I've ever had. I actually. I canceled plans with Jay. I almost called you Sunday morning and said I'm. I'm going back to Mississippi.

[Brandon]

Okay. Oh, this was a quit.

[Kyle]

Oh, this was one of those.

[Big Cat]

So you want to tell me?

[Kyle]

I should probably tell you.

[Jay]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Let's go.

[Donnie]

Let's.

[Eddie]

You know what?

[Jay]

Let's go to the bathroom.

[Big Cat]

Oh, we'll double it up. I know that you hate.

[Kate]

Do you think it involves other co workers or something outside of the barstool realm?

[Mark]

Timeout. Yeah.

[Kate]

Time out.

[Mark]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

No talking.

[Mark]

Sure.

[Stephen]

He canceled golf plans with me yesterday. Maybe, like, it was well enough noticed maybe like five hours in advance and just said, hey, not happening today. And I said, okay, whatever. We made plans for another time, but didn't offer any explanation. I didn't pry. I assumed it was because it was too hot.

[Brandon]

Could you sense the anger in the text message, Steve? Was he being short?

[Stephen]

Very short. But, I mean, I. That's kind of how he texts, right?

[Nick]

So the shorter the text, the more I believe in, like. Yeah, I didn't question it all justifiable.

[Brandon]

Yeah. A long explanation. It's like, you're lying.

[Nick]

You're lying.

[Stephen]

Need to cancel.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Stephen]

That's how he's 9:30 in the morning on Sunday though, he's been like.

[Brandon]

He's been a keeper of secrets as of late. He tweeted about like Mince is mad at one person I know who's going to espn. Something happened to me this weekend. I think he's. He's getting off.

[Nick]

He's getting off on it.

[Brandon]

You know what I get off on, Kyle? Sipping a Mountain Dew in the sun. We're about to go to camp here soon. The Mountain Dew flows like water and it is some of the best times. I love Mountain Dew. Nothing goes better than hanging out with the boys at camp. And girls. Then a refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew is proudly born in the foothills of Tennessee. Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew. An American original. Grab a do. And as you all know, it's been tasting great since 48. Unchanged and delicious.

[Kate]

Very cool cans lately.

[Jay]

They have.

[Brandon]

I would love a mountain book of Mountain Dew cans as they take that book.

[Kate]

Yep.

[Mark]

By the way, Brandon saw Donnie is cooking something.

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Mark]

Right now.

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Mark]

He saw that right before the show. So we are on blow up watch. We are on the.

[Brandon]

He's been trying to.

[Mark]

We are on the like it and throw a microphone and then storm out and then.

[Kate]

Yeah, because you know what he's making? Pancetta. Tiny, tiny bacon.

[Nick]

That's tiny bacon.

[Brandon]

Oh yeah.

[Kate]

So he's gonna have a tantrum.

[Brandon]

He's coming back.

[Mark]

All right, here we go.

[Brandon]

We're good to go.

[Kyle]

No, we're not.

[Big Cat]

No, we're not going to tell it. But it's Brandon's right. Well that 100% the right. No, it's cuz there's little kids involved. It's, it's.

[Brandon]

Well now the implication is insane.

[Big Cat]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Stop. Nick, don't do that.

[Brandon]

I'm not doing that.

[Kyle]

No.

[Big Cat]

Remember your name was Pedo.

[Eddie]

Nick.

[Nick]

For a while we're assuming the worst.

[Brandon]

You put. Okay.

[Jay]

Yeah, you're right.

[Kyle]

By the way, if there was ever an apology needed on the show, Kelly Keegs needs to apologize to you because that chair, oh my God, that chair over there was the biggest hit I've ever seen in this office.

[Big Cat]

Matt, who's our great producer for Wake Up Barstool texted me this weekend. His niece was here. 11 year old niece sent me a picture. She was sitting in the chair said made her day.

[Mark]

How about that?

[Big Cat]

Literally making people's days.

[Mark]

Kelly going to call her creepy.

[Donnie]

Better.

[Kyle]

I believe the interns the other day said you made their day.

[Kate]

They literally.

[Brandon]

There was a line. There's a profile Line.

[Big Cat]

Crazy. So we did, actually.

[Kyle]

Where's my phone?

[Brandon]

I'm surprised there wasn't any backlash, though.

[Big Cat]

What do you mean?

[Brandon]

Seems like the Taylor Swift fans are very defensive.

[Big Cat]

Well, they're being. They're being little catty.

[Kate]

Oh, was there backlash then? Was there not?

[Big Cat]

Kelly specifically, like, the view. I'm saying anyone who's upset, I feel

[Kate]

like they're preoccupied right now with the wedding and stuff. I feel like they're a little.

[Big Cat]

Still.

[Kyle]

Well, that already happened.

[Kate]

I know, but still.

[Big Cat]

But this is a. This is a great. This is memorabilia and. And, like, what if Taylor Swift.

[Kyle]

They all wish they had the chair down?

[Big Cat]

What if Taylor Swift someday becomes something? What if she's, like, involved in, like, a double homicide or something? Then that becomes real memorabilia, right?

[Mark]

That's right.

[Kate]

It's true.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Value does go up.

[Big Cat]

Brandon, this. So dj, I just sent it to you. We gotta. I think we have to build, like, a platform because I think this chair needs to be able to be sat in. Right. Don't you think, like, people, like, sitting it?

[Whitney]

That's.

[Kyle]

That's what.

[Kate]

And there's, like, a little mural behind it. It's like, this is the.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. This is the chair that when you

[Kate]

sit, you have an Instagrammable moment.

[Big Cat]

Correct. Yeah. So. Because we did.

[Danny]

We.

[Big Cat]

We actually hung this chair this weekend. And then I saw it, and I was like, I don't know. It looked ridiculous.

[Danny]

No, that doesn't.

[Brandon]

That looks awesome.

[Nick]

That looks insane. Wait, that's perfect.

[Big Cat]

Baylo hung the chair. He's like, what do you think? I was like, I don't know.

[Mark]

You don't know.

[Brandon]

That's beautiful.

[Big Cat]

But it was right after Matt had texted me.

[Kyle]

His.

[Big Cat]

His knee sat in it. So it's like, I feel like people got to be able to sit in it.

[Danny]

Yeah, right?

[Mincy]

Like a throne.

[Kate]

Maybe I like to wall behind it. Maybe there's, like, angel wings coming about.

[Big Cat]

No, no, that was your idea.

[Brandon]

What about.

[Nick]

You know how, like, let me just

[Big Cat]

gaslit the out of me.

[Brandon]

The McDonald's bench has the built in. Ron, what if we had a Kelsey? A Travis Kelsey?

[Big Cat]

Oh, now we're talking idea.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Brandon]

We had to kill a Trav to

[Mark]

the right just standing right there.

[Big Cat]

Oh, and we could actually do, like, live action. We could just get, like, a James Harden lookalike to just dribble the ball endlessly on the court.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

Turning it over.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we just pay someone to dribble all day during business hours.

[Kyle]

Pay people for less.

[Big Cat]

All right, so what do you guys think? Should we hang It.

[Brandon]

I think, well, if it's making children's dreams.

[Kyle]

I mean, we have a sign by the trough in the bathroom, says, this is the trough. We should just put this by a wall and say, this is the chair. We have a little sign to make

[Kate]

it a photo op with a cool background.

[Mincy]

Or just have a single court site.

[Kyle]

I think we need even a cool background. I think we just need a sign over it that says, this is.

[Brandon]

I think we need a photo of her sitting in it.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Blown up poster of her sitting in it. And then we put it against the wall and people can go sit on it.

[Brandon]

Do we have, like, a sign that says no sniffing?

[Mincy]

One sniff.

[Big Cat]

I think I actually wouldn't hate getting

[Nick]

a, like, one flush.

[Big Cat]

I wouldn't hate getting a duplicate chair that we hang. So we could be like, that's actually our duplicate.

[Nick]

I want to hang a chair, a replica, real bad.

[Big Cat]

Stephen, find me a chair.

[Brandon]

Yeah, there's so many chairs.

[Big Cat]

We gotta chain. We gotta hang a chair.

[Stephen]

Certainly if the Cavs sold that one, they could sell another one.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but, like, just search right now for chairs that we could. Famous chairs. Oh, yeah.

[Stephen]

Not Taylor Swift.

[Whitney]

Really?

[Big Cat]

Hemingway's chairs.

[Brandon]

That would be cool.

[Big Cat]

That'd be really cool. Or just chairs and auctions.

[Mark]

It's the most famous chair, Brandon. I'm trying to think of one.

[Kyle]

I am trying to think of one.

[Brandon]

It's got to be a throne.

[Nick]

Abraham Lincoln. Oh, but it's gotta be a throne. Would be a good idea.

[Brandon]

Hawking's wheel chair.

[Nick]

That's up there.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Kate]

What. What cool historical stuff happened in chairs.

[Mincy]

Oval Office chair.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah, office chair.

[Mark]

Where is that?

[Nick]

They replace that.

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Mark]

Bob nightshare.

[Big Cat]

Bob shares from chair one one.

[Mark]

You might be chair one one chair.

[Big Cat]

Bob night chair.

[Kate]

Oh, the riverboat fight chairs.

[Big Cat]

What about like.

[Kyle]

Like a stone coasting?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, like Hulk Hogan. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Some sort of WWE chair.

[Big Cat]

That'd be.

[Brandon]

There's a lot of good chairs out there.

[Big Cat]

I think Dave has some chairs in his office.

[Kyle]

What kind of chairs he got? Oh, he got the final four chairs. Yeah, he got the final four from Michigan's national championship.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, they're just given to him. Hang that one. I don't want to hang that one.

[Stephen]

So Bob Knight autographs, red chairs that you can buy.

[Danny]

I don't know about.

[Kyle]

I wouldn't say the president.

[Big Cat]

Not anymore.

[Mark]

I don't think he does.

[Stephen]

Oh, he's dead.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Okay, so we have some Bob Knight autographed red chairs that are available for

[Kyle]

really a couple hundred Bucks.

[Stephen]

I mean, they're. They're not the chair.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but that's kind of cool.

[Stephen]

Yeah, it's cool. Cool.

[Kyle]

I'd like to see one of those.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, show us one.

[Kyle]

Because the one. The one he chucked was like a old.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it was cool. Yeah, it's great.

[Mark]

Chucky.

[Nick]

One of those.

[Kyle]

Not a folding.

[Big Cat]

Should we get one futuristic chair.

[Mincy]

We had, like, Morgan Wallen's chair that he threw.

[Jay]

Oh.

[Mark]

Off the roof. Oh, no, that's not the one he threw.

[Big Cat]

No, show the one he threw.

[Mark]

That's not even.

[Kyle]

He threw a very basic.

[Big Cat]

Can we just watch him throw it? Because it's so funny.

[Mark]

That's not the one.

[Big Cat]

It really was good skip across the perfect throw.

[Kyle]

Yeah, perfect.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Where it, like, didn't hit anyone, but

[Kyle]

it got the point across the right angle. Right across the free throw line.

[Brandon]

Did Clint Eastwood, like, debate an empty chair?

[Mark]

Right?

[Big Cat]

He did.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

That's a good chair.

[Mark]

Pretended Obama was sitting.

[Brandon]

I think that's what he was doing.

[Mincy]

Who won?

[Kyle]

Cherry. Oh.

[Brandon]

From Pee Wee's Playhouse. Great chair.

[Kyle]

I would look. Cherry's ever been auctioned off?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Look at those.

[Brandon]

I would love Brandon.

[Mark]

Look at that.

[Brandon]

Brandon.

[Kyle]

So perfect.

[Mark]

Perfect throw.

[Big Cat]

Those chairs were so. Are so uncomfortable and they. They are futuristic. Like, at the time, they were like. This is what shares will be.

[Kyle]

What was the Purdue player doing? There is a Purdue or Iowa.

[Brandon]

It's Purdue.

[Kyle]

Why the Purdue player chase that chair? I don't think I ever noticed that until right now.

[Mark]

Yeah, I think you get a point

[Big Cat]

if you catch the chair.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Brandon]

What a spin.

[Big Cat]

It's incredible.

[Kyle]

Stares it down and then.

[Kate]

But he's good at Pachi.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Why is he doing that?

[Nick]

Yeah. Sportsmanship award. Yeah. Good hustle.

[Big Cat]

What are the Purdue players.

[Nick]

In the country, Right. Non gameplay hustle.

[Mark]

No, you're right. That's exactly.

[Big Cat]

All right, so we got to find a different chair to throw up in the raft.

[Kyle]

How far are we from Purdue right now? Two hours.

[Mark]

Couple hours. About two hours. About two hours.

[Kyle]

We got to get you to Purdue. You talk about him enough.

[Mark]

Do the. What's the meme of the guys, like, has the debate me. He, like, sits on the quad, has the sign. Yeah, you should do that.

[Mincy]

Change my mind.

[Nick]

Oh, my God. Little league.

[Mark]

I'd go with you.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Nick]

I would go to Purdue with you. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Purdue cannot be upset. Debate me. Change my mind.

[Mincy]

Brandon, you tweeted that Ben Mint is very upset with a certain employee.

[Big Cat]

I don't think I've ever been tagged

[Mincy]

in anything more than my life. And more than.

[Brandon]

And you're smiling right now.

[Stephen]

You love.

[Mincy]

Has he revealed it yet?

[Kyle]

I love. First of all, I think me and Ben Mentzer, friends. Oh, we texted two hours this weekend. Anyway.

[Brandon]

That's so much text.

[Kyle]

We got done with the show Friday. I just. I kind of. You know, Fridays are different. People will mull around and play basketball and kind of just hang out a little bit. And I was hanging with everybody, and. And I. I needed to meet Patrick Kane. That's what it was. And I go over and Mince is like, can I talk to you about something? I said, yeah. He said, first of all, anything you say, you can say whatever you want about me. I don't ever care. I don't ever care. And I'm like, all right. He's like, so it's funny on the act when y' all talk about it. All right, cool, cool, cool. And credit to him. And he goes. He goes, I. Anybody can say whatever they want about me. It's content. At the end of the day, there's one person. I'm just tired of their shit. I'm just tired of it.

[Big Cat]

So is he gonna call him out?

[Kyle]

He said he was prepared to call them out. He is here today. I don't know if you want him to call him out on the show.

[Big Cat]

I would like him to call him out on Mintz.

[Brandon]

Is this something you're comfort comfortable doing?

[Big Cat]

Should call them out on tweet.

[Kyle]

Oh, do you want to. Do you want to call them out on Twitter and then we'll bring you in, or do you want to come call them out in here?

[Mincy]

Here, sit in that chair over there.

[Brandon]

In there. Oh, a little screen time like this. All right, Mincy.

[Donnie]

Oh, I.

[Big Cat]

Wait, hold on, though. I don't know if the person is in the middle of something. I. I asked Brandon. Brandon told me.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

You're the only one in here who knows who it is.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. So let me double check.

[Kyle]

We're gonna wait until that person is free.

[Mark]

I'm free.

[Big Cat]

Let's give it. Let's give it like, a half hour.

[Kyle]

I was shocked. It's not you.

[Mincy]

No, I know. I know he doesn't.

[Kate]

In your minds, knowing it, were you like, that's reasonable, or were you like, huh?

[Kyle]

I think there's history. I think it's my favorite person that could possibly.

[Big Cat]

There is history, though.

[Kyle]

When I. When I think of the confrontations you could get, when I think of it makes a lot of sense. I. I love everything about who it is.

[Nick]

I'm kind of low with.

[Kyle]

I Have Is there.

[Nick]

I think Benjamin Mintz should be allowed to dislike people.

[Kyle]

I think pissed off Mets is a great. Is a great men's. We haven't really dealt.

[Big Cat]

Remember when he was gonna do NWO and he's gonna really show us.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And I'm afraid that one of my last text was can we do it when I get my NWO shirt in? But I don't think it's gotten in. But you know what?

[Brandon]

He's due for a bit of character development. He's been pretty.

[Big Cat]

One note.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mark]

The revolution will start in three to five business days.

[Brandon]

I don't have prime.

[Big Cat]

All right, well, we'll do it. We'll do it in. In. I'd say like a half hour. I think might be when.

[Nick]

Okay, well, give them time to.

[Mark]

I mean, I guess that means we're all in the clear.

[Brandon]

Which I'm relieved by.

[Mark]

Yes.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Mark]

That's nice to know.

[Kyle]

Yeah. And. And for some reason on the Twitter, all the Twitter replies, they. A lot of people suspected it was really. Yeah.

[Mark]

That's good.

[Kyle]

Danny got the most. Most.

[Big Cat]

No, he just. He didn't like Titus when they first met.

[Mark]

First met.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah. He thought you're a bit of a grump.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I'm an.

[Brandon]

You weren't hugging him.

[Mincy]

I think you'd be shocked to know that Mincy likes me more than Tate.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I don't believe it.

[Mincy]

He. I think he kind of respects that I'm just blatantly mean sometimes. Or as Tate kind of with him.

[Mark]

Tate's more of a snake.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

That's.

[Big Cat]

I. I'm saying like that is a strength of Mincy because I've said some really mean things to him and he.

[Jay]

It.

[Big Cat]

He's more attracted to me now. Oh, yeah. But negging him.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah. Danny Fetish.

[Big Cat]

Big time Danny finish. Because he's a pathetic loser.

[Brandon]

Oh, my. With a tiny little cop.

[Mark]

Look at him.

[Big Cat]

Look at him right now.

[Whitney]

It's not time.

[Big Cat]

Look at this. Look at this pathetic loser on the couch. Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

He like.

[Brandon]

Oh, he's loving it.

[Big Cat]

You're a bad boy.

[Kyle]

He's loving it. That's a genuine.

[Brandon]

It tickles him pink.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Kyle]

Look at that group of boys.

[Brandon]

Look at Maserati Mike.

[Kyle]

Look at that group of boys. Why is he so.

[Brandon]

Good Lord, pal.

[Nick]

Got it.

[Kate]

He's always got pleated pants. Even when they're sweatpants.

[Brandon]

Yeah, sweatpants are pleated.

[Kate]

It's incredible.

[Big Cat]

He's a little bit of a metro. Do we still say Metro?

[Danny]

Metro.

[Big Cat]

I think that's fine.

[Brandon]

Gay is back.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Okay, so we just. Yeah, Cuz was metro, it was gay. Couldn't say gay.

[Brandon]

It was gay because you combed your

[Kyle]

hair and it was gay adjacent.

[Kate]

Basic hygiene.

[Big Cat]

No, it was just gay.

[Mark]

Couldn't came up with that though.

[Brandon]

Metrosexual. It was Alpha M. The youtuber, the man's coach.

[Nick]

Yeah, I love Alpha M, gentlemen.

[Big Cat]

He taught me Maserati Mike.

[Mark]

Just a man with.

[Brandon]

Oh, he used to be called a dandy.

[Kate]

Maserati Mike. Is it.

[Brandon]

Is that Maserati Mike's hard dizzy.

[Kyle]

Is it possible to be that stylish now? Because modern styles are more closer to that. Like back then.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Felt like you put on one pair of like tight jeans. You're metro.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Should we have a dandy day on the yak? Yes, I would love that.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Skin type Cody dresses like a dandy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he's been.

[Kyle]

He's been a lot more dandy. Connor Griffin can be a dandy.

[Nick]

Oh yeah.

[Big Cat]

Cody dresses like. He's. He's like a deckhand on Liberace.

[Kyle]

You must have had that one.

[Donnie]

He does.

[Mark]

You've been working.

[Big Cat]

He's just one. Oh, those are my boys. Walking around that one library. Just pinching his ass every time he walks.

[Kyle]

Oh yeah, that one didn't show up in your mind at 12:45, Cody dresses

[Brandon]

to get goosed by an old gay.

[Big Cat]

Yes, yes. He's just getting credit card swiped by a guy who's 75 years old, a billionaire. Just complete eye candy for horny gay.

[Brandon]

7k for it.

[Big Cat]

Oh yeah, that's part of his job. You have to be asking for it.

[Brandon]

Oh yeah.

[Nick]

He is the type to have like an 83 year old boyfriend.

[Brandon]

Oh yeah. Cody is like a month away from dating Calvin.

[Danny]

He should type.

[Nick]

That would take Calvin Clyde.

[Big Cat]

He's for sure gonna date Calvin Klein at some point.

[Mark]

Oh, Cody, speaking of, the boy just dropped his second blog.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I think it's on those bills, unis.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh yeah.

[Mark]

For help you just drop blog number two. I'm reading through it. He plagiarized me within the second paragraph.

[Mincy]

Just stole on the bills, unis. So he's talking fashion.

[Mark]

Yep, that's right.

[Brandon]

Was it something you said on mostly?

[Mark]

Yeah, maybe almost work.

[Brandon]

Maybe I wasn't watching it.

[Mark]

Yeah, they're wearing it. For the love of God. All we wanted were some red helmets.

[Big Cat]

Oh, sweetie.

[Nick]

Clearance rack.

[Mark]

It's really hard to up a color scheme consisting of red, white and blue, but somehow the Buffalo Bills found it. I think I said that almost verbatim.

[Kyle]

Yes, you did?

[Mark]

Almost verbatim.

[Kyle]

Although in our history recently there's no guarantee he was watching.

[Mark]

That's true.

[Kyle]

We don't think he watches mostly sports. Eclipse. Mostly sports, but we don't think he watches pretty funny.

[Mincy]

Yeah, it's kind of like Chase sometimes.

[Kyle]

Every time we go to his desk to check it to try to get him into the. Into the studio, he is never there.

[Mark]

Right.

[Kyle]

He's just floating around the office trying to get pinched. He's been in the golf simulator before.

[Mark]

That's right.

[Kyle]

Cody.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

83 year old boyfriend.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he does. He is.

[Stephen]

Happy birthday Cody. It was his birthday.

[Brandon]

Oh, Saturday.

[Nick]

Yeah. I rolled up Nicky Smokes birthday. It is.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Congrats to him.

[Nick]

Surprised Panic's a big year for him.

[Big Cat]

He seems like a birthday week guy.

[Mark]

He seems like a guy who badly would Want to Die. 27 Club.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he feels like he would be.

[Brandon]

That's what mgk.

[Big Cat]

There he is.

[Kyle]

Yeah, he just turned into from Mintz.

[Brandon]

Took mission spot.

[Big Cat]

He's got it. Nikki's got to be pissed that Nadu just threw himself a birthday party because Nikki definitely had the same plan.

[Mark]

Right.

[Brandon]

And now I was making fun of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

He's like, did he have a tweet this morning where he acted like 28 was old? He's like, oh, I can't believe I'm getting old.

[Mark]

Is he 28?

[Kyle]

27, 20, whatever.

[Kate]

I think he has a blog outer that's coming out. That's like this is the end of the line.

[Mark]

Well that's what I think.

[Big Cat]

I think he's.

[Mark]

I think Smoke's move is he's gonna talk to women and be like, yeah, I'm 27. You know all the great ones, they die at 27.

[Kyle]

So this is 27.

[Big Cat]

Not old at all.

[Kyle]

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't freaking out a little bit. But everyone gets old just the way it goes.

[Danny]

You look at the little one one.

[Big Cat]

27 is prime. It's literally your prime.

[Kyle]

27 I think is the is.

[Big Cat]

It's my prime.

[Kate]

I said 27 to 33.

[Big Cat]

Rocked. Yeah. That is your prime. Like prime self confidence. Like just like everything kind of figured out.

[Brandon]

I think it's the perfect age.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I got married. Yeah.

[Brandon]

So you can. You could still go back to your college and not be weird. Yeah, good. Go hang out with older. You could go anywhere.

[Kate]

The world is yours and you're a little smarter.

[Big Cat]

Lots of energy.

[Kate]

You actually party a little better.

[Big Cat]

Oh Jesus Christ.

[Brandon]

Oh cold Christ.

[Kate]

Yeah, that was the blog.

[Stephen]

Oh this is his golden birthday. Does that matter to you guys?

[Danny]

No.

[Big Cat]

I think one of the dumbest.

[Kate]

27's a golden birthday.

[Brandon]

Why is it going 27 on the 27th?

[Kate]

Oh.

[Kyle]

Ah.

[Big Cat]

It's so stupid that people do that.

[Kate]

I will say I thought him and Blutman and them were pretty cute at the White Sox game, eating their ice cream. Oh, I found that very, tremendously cute. It was pretty. Eating their little moonshot, sharing their ice cream.

[Big Cat]

I went to the Savannah Bananas on Saturday.

[Mark]

What?

[Kyle]

How was it?

[Mark]

Trader.

[Kyle]

You loved it. Yeah, it is a lot.

[Brandon]

Did you smile or were. Tell me. Your arms were crossed and you were frowning the whole time.

[Big Cat]

It was a lot.

[Kyle]

No, because you can't do that because your kids are having so much fun.

[Big Cat]

My kids are having a great.

[Kyle]

Right. So you can't be, like, the grump because your kids are having the time of their life.

[Kate]

Can you kind of walk us through it? What's the experience?

[Big Cat]

It's not. It's not a lot of baseball. No, no. It's a lot of everything else. And I'm not like, they're. They're nice enough to. To hook me and my family up. I was actually in a. I was in a. You would have liked this. I was in a. I asked for tickets because we did a video with them last year, and they were super nice, and they sent me the tickets. I didn't look at them until we were walking up. They put me in a suite. I was with Henry Roan Gardner.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Jay]

That video.

[Kate]

This weekend.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

That's a cool dude. Yeah, that's fantastic.

[Big Cat]

But, yeah, it was. It's. They've got it down. Like they've figured it out, and there's just going on at all times constantly. Like, you. There is not a second that you're like, oh, this is kind of boring.

[Brandon]

What was your favorite number?

[Big Cat]

I like the guy. There was a guy in a. What's like, the Moss camo.

[Jay]

What?

[Big Cat]

There's a guy in a. There was a banana in a ghillie suit who was just inching along the outfield wall for, like, four innings. That one made me feel like I was on drugs. That was interesting.

[Mincy]

Doing what?

[Big Cat]

He was just slowly going across, like.

[Brandon]

But, like, what was the end goal?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it wasn't. Oh, yeah. The pepperoni pizza got stuffed in a trash can by cheese pizza.

[Mark]

No way.

[Big Cat]

That was crazy.

[Kyle]

When I went. They. They sent a. I literally saw the manager said, hey, man, get down to the bullpen. This guy went down to the bullpen. And you think, it's just like baseball. He's going to warm up. So he goes down to the bullpen and there he. He changes into a red dress and a blond wig and he. They put the spotlight on the bullpen and he sings a sexy song all the way to. Yeah, that was going to the bullpen.

[Big Cat]

Stilts was pretty cool.

[Kyle]

I didn't see stilts.

[Big Cat]

Still, stilts is pretty awesome. Yeah, I can't. I can't hate on stilts. Carrie Wood got lit up.

[Kyle]

Did he?

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

I only saw the trick. The trick pitch?

[Big Cat]

No, he threw like five pitches and I think four of them. Exit. Velo was like 110. He was just getting smashed.

[Mincy]

Zobrus too.

[Big Cat]

Zobers was Friday. I believe David Ross got a single on Saturday.

[Mincy]

They should have brought back. Brought back Bartman somehow.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, listen, I. It's for the kids. Like, I don't. I. People hate on it. I actually don't really understand why people hate on it. Because like adults hating on. It's like it's not for you.

[Brandon]

It's like an adult hating on like a children's movie.

[Jay]

Right.

[Mincy]

Disney on Ice.

[Big Cat]

Like, I'll hate on adults that go them without kids. Similar to Disney.

[Kyle]

They're all women.

[Big Cat]

Like an adult that shows up with a Bananas jersey and he doesn't have a kid. What are you doing?

[Kate]

No, but Brandon, you're right. Maybe some women there.

[Kyle]

The women love it.

[Big Cat]

God, yeah. I mean, we've already said it. They get paid in.

[Kyle]

Yeah, divorce. They're cute boys.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. No, they're good looking, but can you show Stilts? TJ Stilts is electric.

[Brandon]

Whoa. Which one is he on? The left or right?

[Eddie]

He was.

[Big Cat]

He batted, he threw. It Was it.

[Nick]

Was it just one guy who can do that?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I think so. And it's just. It's like he's sassy. It just never. It never stops for three straight hours. It's just something has happened.

[Brandon]

Who won and who were they? Who are they playing?

[Big Cat]

The bananas won. They were playing the fireman. Scoring is different too. They do it by inning. So if you score more runs in an inning, you get a point.

[Brandon]

Oh, and was the guy in the suit there?

[Kyle]

And you get a point at the end for most trick plays.

[Big Cat]

That's right. You do get a. Most trick plays.

[Mincy]

And the.

[Big Cat]

I didn't. I don't. I don't really understand the four ball rules.

[Kyle]

Oh, when they, when they walk somebody and. And the guy can run until everybody touches it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, that one's a lot.

[Mark]

You Guys ever veto anything your kids like? Not for morality reasons, but because it sucks. Lame and socks and stupid. I don't want to watch this with you.

[Kyle]

No, I haven't, unfortunately.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Kate]

I.

[Nick]

What?

[Kate]

I X'd out on Blippi. Oh, actually, I said, I can't do it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I mean, like, like, there's there was some, like, mind rot that my son was watching that we stopped. Yeah. Like, he was just. He was watching, like, other people play Minecraft. And I was like, we're done with this.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I wish I had done that.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

But, like, for the most part, no. I'm like, I'm watching Unicorn Academy every night. That one's.

[Nick]

Well, Kate, do you have an example?

[Kate]

Yeah. Blippi is probably my biggest. I watched one episode with my son. I was like, no. And I said, he went on vacation and we've never.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Again. I was like, I can't do it.

[Mincy]

What about if there's watching the same movie for the 50th time?

[Danny]

No, I don't mind that.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, that's normal. Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Because also, they. They know, like, they're not gonna get scared. They know it.

[Kyle]

It's actually a comfort to know you can turn that movie on. Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

No, we've watched Mario Super Mario like, a thousand times now.

[Mincy]

My nephew just watches up all day. I'm like, is this going to freak?

[Big Cat]

That's a good one. They like to know. They like to know what's coming.

[Nick]

Familiarity. Do you have an example, Mark?

[Mark]

Not yet. We. We've done a good job of slowly introducing her to stuff. Yeah. We have not given her choice yet. She has figured out the remote, though. She can turn on the tv.

[Nick]

She likes multimedia.

[Mark]

She likes. Bluey has become a big one.

[Big Cat]

That's a good one because that's a really good one.

[Mark]

And we like it and it's enjoyable.

[Brandon]

Very, very funny.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Sesame Street.

[Big Cat]

Sesame Street's great.

[Mark]

Sesame Streets.

[Kyle]

Oh, wow.

[Mark]

So good.

[Whitney]

Yeah.

[Mark]

I'm so bad at the letter of the day, though. So bad. It's embarrassing. Took me way too long to figure out that it's, like, obvious.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Letter of the Day.

[Mark]

Like, they'll introduce, like, boats.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Mark]

And then they'll do like a. Like a three minute segment on boats. And then they'll go to the letter of the day and it'll be B. And it took me like 30 episodes

[Big Cat]

to like, figure out.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Mark]

They'd start doing Letter of the Day and my wife's like, just nailing it. I'm like, how the do you Know this. And then that's when I realized I'm stupid. No, but we're, like, getting. We're getting to that stage where she's gonna start getting bored by the same. So I was just curious. Do I have it in me to, like, say, no, we're not watching?

[Whitney]

No.

[Mark]

It does seem Blippi's popped up a little bit in, like, Ms. Rachel videos or something.

[Kate]

Yeah, they do. They collab. The old Blippi. It would just be him. I remember the one that I put on where I was like, what the. It was just. He had a nice brand new truck outside. And then he gets a bunch of condiments and crazy music's playing, the screens flashing. And he just covered his truck in condiments and then washed the condiments off. And I was like, what are we. What are we doing?

[Kyle]

Bills fan.

[Big Cat]

Right?

[Kate]

And it was like, playing, like, you know, like, casino sounds like bing, bing, bing. And I was like, oh, my God. They've created.

[Nick]

Everything is optimized.

[Kate]

They've created, like a casino for my child's eyes. Holy. And. But if there were times I was super desperate for a minute, maybe I would pull it out of my back pocket.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I feel bad. I kind of dislike. We have a big shared driveway when my kid wants to play, like, baseball or hockey with me and stuff. Because it always ends with, like, a hockey stick to the face. It's like five toddlers running around with hockey sticks or so I'm always like, can we do something else? That's more Pat's. Pat's Realm is the sports.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Chasing a million foam baseballs out of all the bushes and the fixing golf carts. I'll say it. That's dude stuff. For now. I'm not interested.

[Mark]

How is that golf cart doing, by the way?

[Kate]

It's in the shop. So it's in the shop.

[Brandon]

Did they do more harm than good to it?

[Kate]

Yes, they did.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Mark]

All that was for naught.

[Big Cat]

That'll happen, man.

[Kate]

I want to know how was West Virginia?

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

I brought Ed Maresh and Zah, the

[Big Cat]

guy that Eddie tweeted the Nepa head. I want to be his friend Tony. He had a. A tape measure on his carabiner.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And mind you, there is a tape measurer on every cord.

[Big Cat]

No, but he's.

[Brandon]

He didn't trust.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Look at this guy.

[Kate]

But the hat.

[Big Cat]

Do you see the tape measure on the.

[Brandon]

On his carabiner?

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And he had the.

[Big Cat]

Unbelievable.

[Brandon]

He also had it. He had an Italian flag that he was carrying. But at the bottom it was like hooved.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Then my big dogs.

[Kyle]

I like the guy behind him.

[Kate]

Yeah. Look at that guy. Holy.

[Brandon]

He was on the Morningstar. Big dogs, they're a good fucking team.

[Mark]

What's the knee pad for?

[Brandon]

Lean it. He goes one knee.

[Big Cat]

So you go one knee. Oh, for box.

[Kyle]

You can do that?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Mark]

I didn't know you could do that.

[Big Cat]

He's perfect. I want to, I want to, I want him.

[Brandon]

He had an Italian flag that had like a fork at the bottom to pick up the balls. And then he had his own Italian flag box that he put his balls in.

[Big Cat]

Do we have a video of that?

[Brandon]

I don't know if that has a video or not. It was Z was the mayor. I figured he was walking around, he was introducing people to me. He's like, hey, this is Mr. Palacetti. I'm like, hey, how are we doing?

[Nick]

His defense.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And like I didn't see him for hours. But I'd get. My buddy's a sheriff. I got him to pretend to rest. Zaha and Zah freaked out because I was like, is there open container here? And I was like, I guess. And so I went outside and I got my buddy to go get him.

[Big Cat]

Oh, he's not here.

[Brandon]

The classic. Yeah.

[Kate]

How was. Are you allowed to say if you guys did well?

[Nick]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

We went two and two. Lost double elimination. But we got knocked out by some 75 year old women. They destroyed us.

[Big Cat]

But two and two, two and two is fine. Yeah.

[Brandon]

And then we went right after to the greyhound track.

[Big Cat]

Oh hell yeah.

[Brandon]

Bet on the greyhounds.

[Big Cat]

I didn't even know they still had the last one.

[Kyle]

Really?

[Big Cat]

They shut those down every.

[Brandon]

And we thought it was going to be strict. I forgot my ID and so I was like, oh, are they going to let me in? There was a kid's birthday party at the track. I saw a 9 year old crumple up his paper. I saw a 9 year old have a bad beat. It was unbelievable. It was a great. We had a hell of a a time.

[Nick]

And they stayed at your house?

[Brandon]

They stayed at my parents house.

[Nick]

How did that go?

[Brandon]

It went pretty well. We just late night out on the deck and we had a really good time. Z, he took notes to tell you Eddie wanted to go to the island real bad, which is a rough spot. And we were just driving around the island and people watching. I think everybody had a pretty good time.

[Big Cat]

Did you guys go to the Pirates game on Friday?

[Brandon]

I think Ed got there early. I got there late on Friday so I think he may have.

[Kyle]

What was the. What's the island?

[Brandon]

The island's a rough part of town.

[Nick]

It's an island in the middle of the Ohio River. But it's pretty big. It's residential. It has businesses. It has a casino.

[Brandon]

That's where we went to bet on the dogs.

[Big Cat]

Eddie's coming down.

[Kate]

Were you like the youngest people in the bocce tournament?

[Brandon]

By about 50 years.

[Kate]

Really?

[Big Cat]

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[Eddie]

Great weekend.

[Big Cat]

That guy that you tweeted, I want him. Tony, do you have any video of his.

[Whitney]

His.

[Big Cat]

His ball picker upper?

[Eddie]

No, we didn't get that because I was standing. I was lingering too long. I felt like. Like it got a little uncomfortable how much I.

[Brandon]

Well, you don't want. You don't want to get on the morning side. You don't want to get on their bad side.

[Eddie]

Yeah, exactly. And he was. He was business like, he's not.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, dude, he's got the tape measure right there.

[Eddie]

The carabiner was incredible.

[Big Cat]

What a.

[Eddie]

And then Mr. Big Dog's just getting mogged like crazy. Crazy like. Yeah. He was the man.

[Jay]

So what.

[Big Cat]

What'd you think? Incredible.

[Nick]

Before. So I know you're not blowing smoke up my ass. Give me some negative feedback first.

[Eddie]

Negative feedback for Wheeling, West Virginia. Yeah, As a whole.

[Brandon]

Well, they were burning the shit that day. So the ship plant was pumping.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah, the ship. The main Street. What's it called?

[Brandon]

Main Street.

[Eddie]

Where the market is. We could use some better names. We could use better names. I would say it. If they just cleaned up the street a little bit, you know, and really put some TLC and love into those buildings. That could be a really nice down.

[Nick]

I think it's a beautiful. It has, like, incredible architecture.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Nick]

It has charm.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Jay]

It's just.

[Nick]

They need. Yeah. I think they are revitalizing.

[Brandon]

They need some love. It needs love.

[Eddie]

Yes. It needs love. Exactly. Like I looked at. I'm like, this is solid. Because I. I think the. The potential's there. But truly, I don't have a lot of negative feedback at all. Like, at all. I was infatuated by the island.

[Brandon]

He loved the island.

[Nick]

I'm with you on that.

[Eddie]

Oh, negative feedback. That bridge.

[Brandon]

Oh, what? That suspension bridge. Ed got scared on the bridge. What about it?

[Big Cat]

Scared on the bridge.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Nick]

An attraction.

[Brandon]

Ed got stuck in the middle of the bridge.

[Nick]

How big is this on a foot or in a car?

[Brandon]

Oh, they closed it down to cars because it's not safe for that anymore.

[Kate]

How big is the bridge? Like, how long of a walk was it?

[Danny]

It's.

[Eddie]

It's substantial.

[Mincy]

You have a general phobia of bridges.

[Eddie]

Bridges where you could see down.

[Brandon]

It's graded.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Like it's a drawbridge.

[Brandon]

But Ed got stuck. He wouldn't move.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

How'd you get him going again?

[Brandon]

We had to. Moresh had to take his hand. It was pathetic.

[Mark]

It was just over the Ohio River.

[Stephen]

Yes.

[Nick]

Oh, the holes in the grates are bigger than you'd think.

[Eddie]

Yes, they are. Like, hey, an old school iPhone could fit down that thing.

[Stephen]

Yes.

[Nick]

A thin gym. Like a ballerina could maybe.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, A ballerina on point would.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Wow.

[Eddie]

Not me. But I was like.

[Brandon]

But he was on the sidewalk just clinging and wouldn't move. And then we're like, eddie, just take a step. And it was like he was lifting his foot and he was lifting both his feet. Like, he was walking. Wasn't going. We were just stuck.

[Eddie]

Dude. It was. That scared me. Okay, so the bridge is.

[Mincy]

Because you.

[Brandon]

Do you feel it swaying as well?

[Eddie]

But anything you have to close down for cars. I feel like the next step is this thing's.

[Mark]

Right.

[Eddie]

Uninhabitable.

[Mark]

Right.

[Kate]

Oh, it wasn't closed down for cars because of a festival. It was closed down because it wasn't safe for cars anymore. Yes.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, that's okay.

[Eddie]

That's a problem.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that's a big, big problem.

[Brandon]

And the max weight now is 2.2tons. Which doesn't seem like a lot.

[Kate]

A lot. I feel like elevators have that as their max weight. Okay.

[Eddie]

Yeah. So, like, I'm pushing a lot. I got a little nervous. Sorry.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You were like, guys, I weigh more than you. And we're like, eddie, this had cars on it. A year ago,

[Eddie]

it was more of a concern. We saw the dog races, of course. Are those, like, as a dog, I

[Big Cat]

thought they were gone.

[Eddie]

No, that's the only state.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Left.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Is that.

[Big Cat]

I don't love it. I've been before. I don't love it.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Were you shocked by how many kids were there gambling?

[Eddie]

A lot of kids. Yeah.

[Brandon]

You know, LAX rules there.

[Eddie]

Yeah. A lot of maybe. You know, probably not father of the year over there, but, you know, a lot of maybe. Yeah.

[Nick]

He like.

[Brandon]

You liked the touch screen cigarette machine. That was nice.

[Nick]

Advanced at the 19th hole.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's very advanced.

[Nick]

Yeah. How was the. Did you eat DeCarlo's pizza?

[Eddie]

Yes. I thought that was legitimately good.

[Nick]

It is.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Thank you.

[Eddie]

I enjoyed that. No, I have no negative.

[Brandon]

So I had the best time, I think.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Zah wants to move there.

[Brandon]

There was this. There was like, a five bedroom, three bathroom house on the island for sale for $29,000. And Zah was, like, checking his Chase account.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, exactly.

[Eddie]

We found. Yeah. We found that house. Like, some little quirks. It's just like any small town, really.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Like, it's not like they raffled off a lemon cello at the bocce ball tournament.

[Big Cat]

Love that.

[Eddie]

They made an announcement if anyone had a crescent wrench in their car, the keg was stuck.

[Brandon]

And then a bunch of dudes just ran out to their cars.

[Eddie]

It's like little. Like, that was like, all right. Yeah, this is perfect.

[Big Cat]

How many people were in the bocce tournament? How many teams?

[Brandon]

30. 31 teams.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

They released the power rankings on the bocce blog. We were 31st.

[Nick]

Oh.

[Brandon]

And we came in 17th.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. So not above your weight. Yeah.

[Brandon]

But Ed really beat himself up. He was sulking for hours.

[Eddie]

Ass. It was tough.

[Brandon]

And then, like, Ed. We went to a restaurant, and Ed disappeared for hours. And I checked the gambling room, see if he was smoking a cigarette. He was just playing Cruising World for about an hour.

[Eddie]

Sucked me in.

[Kate]

What's Cruising World?

[Brandon]

Cruising worlds at TJ's.

[Big Cat]

Cruising World, the video game?

[Kate]

No.

[Big Cat]

Oh, it's great.

[Mincy]

Like the driving.

[Big Cat]

Old school. Like, when Cruising USA came out, it was like, this is the future of everything.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Brandon]

Ed was locked in on Cruising World.

[Eddie]

I took second in Singapore.

[Brandon]

Damn.

[Mincy]

Congrats.

[Mark]

Yes. The arcade Drive.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Now, would you say it's more of a suburb of Pittsburgh?

[Brandon]

It's a little far. It's not.

[Nick]

Well, it's not technically in the metro area, but it borders it.

[Big Cat]

But yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah, I would say it's more of an extension of Pittsburgh than like West Virginia.

[Brandon]

Definitely.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Kate]

Do people swim in that river, like right there in Wheeling? No.

[Danny]

You don't.

[Whitney]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Did you go to pnc?

[Eddie]

No, because we had to pick them up so we would have to leave early. Got it. Huh. But we were going to. But yeah. Overall, very positive review. I think it was like. It just. Just like any other small town.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

You know, quirks. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I can't believe they have dog tracks.

[Eddie]

Yeah, they have dog tracks. And I don't think for much longer. I saved a program.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And it felt so good sitting like the seeing. Just a sign that said non smoking. It was back in time.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Plopping down in a non smoking section.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

How is that one still standing? Because I thought they got rid of all them. I know that one in Sarasota, the one in Wisconsin.

[Eddie]

Yeah. They all. They all have since banned it. I also think you guys need to do something to get a minor league affiliate for the Nailers.

[Brandon]

Yeah. They lost the Penguins.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Nick]

That is true. I didn't want to bring it up.

[Brandon]

The. The new owner of the Penguins owns the Florida Everblades, and so now their affiliate is the Everblades.

[Nick]

Is. Are they for sale?

[Brandon]

I don't know.

[Mark]

So you have a minor league hockey team with no affiliate, nowhere to send the boys.

[Nick]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mark]

Damn, that's tough.

[Brandon]

Yeah. It just happened. People were pretty upset.

[Eddie]

Yes. So what can we. I don't know. I don't know. What can you guys do to.

[Brandon]

I don't know. I don't know. What team needs a ECHL affiliate?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Because the Blue Jackets just got. I forget they just got one. That's who everybody was banking on.

[Eddie]

I'm also disheartened that they're not embracing of our boys here.

[Donnie]

What do you mean?

[Eddie]

Like, they're right.

[Big Cat]

It should be like a statue.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

No, like, they, like. I don't know.

[Brandon]

Ed was like, do people, like, celebrate when you come home? I was like, nobody gives a. But then like, he just. When he was saying that, a dude that walked into Bocce, that was like a quarterback for Wheeling Central, and everybody flocked to him. Yes.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Mark]

That's the guy.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we need to get you guys.

[Brandon]

No, no.

[Mark]

William's pumped out some stars. Huh?

[Brandon]

Florio.

[Donnie]

Florio.

[Brandon]

The guy from My Big Fat Greek.

[Nick]

Johnny Corbett.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Almost Brad Paisley.

[Big Cat]

Almost.

[Brandon]

A little South.

[Nick]

He's from a little.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I thought it was maybe someone on cameo that's doing.

[Brandon]

We do have a good Shania Twain impersonator. Shania Twin. She's always at the. She's always performing at the dog track.

[Eddie]

Yeah. You guys get to claim biz. Kind of.

[Brandon]

That's what made him. Yeah, he. It's what. It molded him for sure.

[Donnie]

But.

[Eddie]

Yeah. The way they talk about this island, though, Big Head, it's like you. I don't know.

[Brandon]

My mom was mad that Ed took me there.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

You're a grown adult.

[Eddie]

The mystique of the island was. It had me on edge the whole weekend.

[Big Cat]

How was Nick's straight ass dad?

[Eddie]

The man.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And straight.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

He kissed Zah. Yeah.

[Donnie]

Huh.

[Eddie]

He did some other lips.

[Kyle]

That was. I was not here.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Explains a lot about Nick.

[Big Cat]

He did a lot of straight stuff.

[Kyle]

Really thinking about this one.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah. He did a lot of straight stuff.

[Brandon]

There we go. Thank you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

We just talked a lot of balls. Big Pirates guy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Ed was shocked by the amount of Pirates fans.

[Eddie]

Dude, they, like, love the Pirates.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Went to a Pirates bar.

[Nick]

Big time.

[Eddie]

Yeah. But I just figured they've, like, have

[Big Cat]

fatigued it out of everyone.

[Eddie]

Yeah, exactly. For how bad. That they're a little bad players.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah. They're back.

[Kyle]

At least on the way back.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah. No, no. Negative review.

[Brandon]

You got cornered by a real talker. Nobody knew who he was.

[Eddie]

Oh, dude.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Some guy who told me just he owned 16 guns and, like, told me how he drove to New York once and parked right in front of John's obliquer and just didn't give a. And everyone's like, you're gonna get towed, dude. He's like, I don't care.

[Brandon]

And then he took off his hat. It was a strawberry shortcake hat. He was like, I got every character.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it was actually. It's actually blueberry muffin.

[Brandon]

He's wearing a blueberry muffin.

[Donnie]

Okay.

[Danny]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

He's like, I got every one of these. No way. He is lemon meringue.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

That's what.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You should have called him out on his shit.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Did you know they have that many characters?

[Kate]

I didn't know.

[Nick]

What franchise is this?

[Kyle]

Strawberry Shortcake that's even for its time. That's a very niche that's coming from you, Brandon. Yeah.

[Eddie]

There's ten characters.

[Kyle]

Really?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Brandon]

He's got one of every. He's got a hat of everyone.

[Nick]

Right.

[Kate]

I used to have, like, a scratch and sniff. They all smelled like what their character is.

[Brandon]

I remember that the dolls were.

[Mark]

Let me see the hats.

[Big Cat]

The hats are the hats they're wearing. Yeah.

[Mincy]

Is this what you.

[Eddie]

And we're talking like that. The hat's actually kind of sick.

[Whitney]

Where the.

[Brandon]

Were they custom guys? Where the.

[Danny]

Did he get up?

[Kyle]

He was wearing, like, baseball hats.

[Donnie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

It was like one of every character.

[Eddie]

A baseball hat. Blueberry muffin.

[Mincy]

I mean, I kind of need to know the end of the story of him parking in front of Johnson Bleecker.

[Kyle]

Did he get towed or. I didn't give a.

[Eddie]

He just big dick, but was like,

[Mincy]

I just parked there for 10 minutes. I didn't give a. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

How quickly did he tell you this story?

[Eddie]

Oh, dude. I would walk away and he'd find me, and then it was. It was on again. Oh, yeah. I would have missed you for sure.

[Kyle]

Do y' all understand the weather that's happening around us?

[Big Cat]

It's hailing.

[Brandon]

My basement is flooding right now.

[Kyle]

It's bad. It's like three tornado warnings in the area. And can we see a real weather guy? We at Ryan Hall.

[Eddie]

And also, no pressure, but I was given three choices of pants for Rodney Dangerfield to wear.

[Big Cat]

Oh, let's talk about it, because, yes, Saturday is Ed's big party.

[Eddie]

If you'd like. If you guys would like to vote.

[Mincy]

Yes.

[Kyle]

This Saturday.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Love to vote. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Would love to vote. And did we ever get in touch with Asian Rodney Dangerfield?

[Eddie]

Working on it still.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Working on it.

[Big Cat]

We'd love to get Asian Rodney Dangerfield there as well.

[Eddie]

How do you think he'll mesh with. With our guy?

[Big Cat]

Probably not well. Which is what I'm looking for.

[Eddie]

True.

[Big Cat]

A little Roddy across race. Rodney Dangerfield fight. That's never been done.

[Kyle]

Would be the first time.

[Jay]

Would you.

[Big Cat]

It wouldn't be the first time.

[Kyle]

I just feel like they're in a competitive racket, you know, they probably ran across each other before.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, maybe.

[Eddie]

So we got three options. We got two randoms.

[Big Cat]

I feel like this is going to be an easy choice.

[Eddie]

And then one from Traditional from Caddyshack. He says. Okay.

[Kyle]

Awesome. Made the plaid.

[Big Cat]

I like that we get to dress them. Yeah, that's an all class.

[Eddie]

It's a good feature.

[Big Cat]

So is he gonna do a set?

[Eddie]

He said he'll do an opening.

[Danny]

Love.

[Eddie]

That doesn't sound like he has Quite a set.

[Big Cat]

But then he'll just hang.

[Eddie]

Yeah, he has opening remarks, then he'll hang.

[Big Cat]

Can you tell him he has to stay in character the whole time?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Because I would like to. Whoa, what is this?

[Eddie]

So those are two different pairs of pants.

[Big Cat]

All right. And then we have another option.

[Kyle]

Yes, the Ronnie. That's those. It's those.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, those. Yeah, I think so. All right, let him know.

[Nick]

So he doesn't do a set?

[Eddie]

No, he said. Let me pull up exactly what he said.

[Big Cat]

That's kind of crazy.

[Kyle]

What service does he advertise looking like Rodney Dangerfield?

[Big Cat]

We're just paying him.

[Nick]

Is that really what he does?

[Kate]

Just.

[Nick]

Yeah, he said look like him.

[Eddie]

Apparently. He says dressed as caddyshack. No time limit. I last as a meet and greet all night. No, stand up, possibly five minutes to start. The best pics and jokes, the best pictures. Yeah, I have no idea.

[Mincy]

So people would normally just pay him for a five minute set and then a couple pictures after?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I think, like, from what I understand, he does a lot of like, like golf outings, you know, like hang out and just, you know, do his thing.

[Big Cat]

That's fine though. Yeah, I'm fine with him just hanging out.

[Eddie]

Yeah. So, yeah. All right, we have the pants. I'll let them know.

[Big Cat]

I'm excited.

[Eddie]

All right, boys.

[Big Cat]

Thank you, Eddie.

[Nick]

Thanks, Ed.

[Big Cat]

This is gonna be fun.

[Kyle]

See ya. Bye, Eddie.

[Big Cat]

See you, Ed.

[Mark]

Bye, Eddie.

[Kyle]

See you, man.

[Mincy]

Peace.

[Donnie]

Later.

[Kyle]

All right, Ed.

[Big Cat]

Candy, I have something cheek. Malosec is a real piece of.

[Kyle]

Yes. I don't know where you're going with

[Mark]

this, but I have no idea what you're talking about or what this is about. But yes, I agree. 100.

[Kyle]

We're on board.

[Big Cat]

Okay, the. Everyone's doing golf content now. Mal Sec is now doing golf content. He just posted a video that basically was like, watch me be so much better than my friends at golf. That was legit. That was. The entire video was just like, damn, my friends suck at golf and I'm not so bad.

[Nick]

But that's exactly what I'd expect.

[Big Cat]

Look at this video.

[Brandon]

Is this another Jake Bragg?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Jake Bragg.

[Brandon]

Par five here. I think I'm gonna bogey this.

[Stephen]

I love this video.

[Brandon]

Joey over here is gonna get a triple. And behind the camera, J.R. i think

[Danny]

he's gonna get a six.

[Brandon]

Other bogey.

[Big Cat]

There you go. Nice T shirt.

[Kyle]

Oh, he's. Yeah.

[Brandon]

You the man, Jay.

[Big Cat]

Hey, Joe Germanario here. I think I'm gonna bogey this hole. Are you sure about that? I think Jake's gonna pause and JR's

[Eddie]

gonna dump

[Kyle]

Junior here. I think I'm gonna get a par.

[Big Cat]

I think Jake's gonna get a six,

[Kyle]

and I think Joe's gonna get a nine.

[Big Cat]

Fish. Oh, Joey, is this rolling?

[Nick]

Yep.

[Brandon]

Five out.

[Big Cat]

Did you tell them that we had to do a. A weather break?

[Brandon]

Maroon 5 with the boys on the links. A top feeling. Maroon 5 golfing with Joe.

[Kyle]

No, no, Joe's struggling.

[Brandon]

Is that four balls?

[Donnie]

My Siri just started playing that because it hurt.

[Brandon]

I didn't that payphone?

[Donnie]

No, I don't think so.

[Big Cat]

All right, so we're at Jake's second shot after Joe hit his seventh.

[Nick]

Jake doesn't get.

[Kyle]

Oh, it's probably wet.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, yeah. This is boring as and these guys all suck. And Jake's like, watch me hit this perfectly straight. Nice shot. He's just a bad guy.

[Brandon]

Nice course. This trace is unreal.

[Mincy]

Let's get this dmca.

[Kyle]

That's a nice ass course, by the way.

[Brandon]

Are they on the now right?

[Nick]

The hood to react to this video.

[Big Cat]

He and the guys.

[Kyle]

The hood reaction.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Did you hit another one?

[Big Cat]

The guy's behind him. He's got a. I think I'm going to bogey this hole. Not an easy shot.

[Kyle]

He's got to clear 10. Excellent shot on the green there.

[Big Cat]

Clean out. Not great. He's on his fourth shot.

[Kyle]

He take it?

[Donnie]

He'll take it.

[Big Cat]

He's on his four shot. Oh, this is Joe on his 12th shot.

[Kyle]

Joe, I think you can pick it up.

[Brandon]

Not bad, Joey. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Joe, Good work, man.

[Big Cat]

What do you see? Number two on the par four.

[Kyle]

It's gonna be crazy.

[Eddie]

Ball's still going, though.

[Kyle]

This thing has two turns. Lefty and a righty.

[Whitney]

Come on left.

[Kyle]

No. So it had zero turns.

[Big Cat]

13th shot.

[Kyle]

That's a little hard there, Joe.

[Brandon]

There you go, buddy.

[Big Cat]

Drive over to the right. 14th shot. Two is the.

[Kyle]

Oh, Joe.

[Big Cat]

Joe, I think I'm gonna bogey this hole.

[Kyle]

Why didn't he.

[Danny]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

Par 15 shot. Oh, and here's Jake. He's on his fist shot. Wow it.

[Danny]

That's unreal. I think that was Kim.

[Big Cat]

Unreal.

[Mincy]

Someone, quote tweeted, saying the type of group I get stuck behind.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Thomas the people a six.

[Big Cat]

Unreal.

[Kyle]

Was he legally bound to this hole of content?

[Ben Mintz]

Yeah.

[Mark]

How long is this video?

[Kyle]

What I do?

[Big Cat]

Nice bogeys. We watch your friends take 7,000 shots. Can't get it to die. It's just red.

[Jay]

All right, Joe, that's a 25.

[Big Cat]

Nine for Junior and a six for me. He's such a bad guy.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God, man.

[Big Cat]

What's up, Donnie?

[Donnie]

What's up, guys? How we doing?

[Mark]

Hey, Donnie.

[Big Cat]

Great, dude.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Good weekend?

[Kyle]

I'm doing good, Mark.

[Donnie]

How you, man?

[Mark]

Oh, what am I supposed to do?

[Donnie]

Shake my slow hand.

[Mark]

Put your left hand.

[Donnie]

Like, doesn't. It's a sentiment.

[Brandon]

You're right.

[Donnie]

It's a nice action. It's an action act of trust.

[Kyle]

It's just confusing, that's all.

[Mark]

I want to play one on one.

[Donnie]

Sure.

[Mark]

Go ahead.

[Donnie]

6. Oh,

[Big Cat]

he got it as well.

[Brandon]

That was cheating.

[Danny]

No.

[Big Cat]

How was that cheating? He would have reacted better. Go again.

[Donnie]

Check the tapes.

[Kyle]

I thought you were reacting to my. Both rolled it.

[Big Cat]

You both rolled it.

[Jay]

No one's impressed. No one's.

[Big Cat]

I was reacting to Mark. Six.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Mark]

I thought you were reacting to my six.

[Eddie]

Four.

[Mark]

Six. Again.

[Donnie]

How is he?

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Why would it be waiting until someone gets it?

[Brandon]

You can't let him beat you in a chef four.

[Mincy]

Lock in, chef.

[Nick]

Yep.

[Jay]

Wow.

[Donnie]

I'm good at dice.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you are good.

[Mark]

He's good.

[Nick]

He's really good. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

That was actually really impressive.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Two for three.

[Stephen]

Good.

[Kyle]

Did you get a hole in one this weekend?

[Donnie]

Nah, I didn't golf on the weekend.

[Whitney]

Golf during?

[Nick]

No.

[Donnie]

Last time I golf was Dan. Hey, Cat. Sorry.

[Brandon]

Oh, no, docs.

[Big Cat]

You

[Donnie]

what?

[Kyle]

They're looking a little small.

[Brandon]

I think it's the jeans being big at the top.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, the jeans. The gene hole's bigger than the entire.

[Brandon]

Shoe is your. Is your shoe.

[Big Cat]

You could take your jeans off without taking your shoes off.

[Brandon]

Kenya, can you do that?

[Donnie]

I have. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Can you show that?

[Donnie]

You want me to take my pants off? Yeah, I'd rather. I mean, sure, I guess.

[Brandon]

Underwear on.

[Kyle]

You don't have to take your pants off.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Donnie]

I don't have underwear on.

[Big Cat]

Seriously?

[Brandon]

The apron will cover my.

[Mincy]

What happens if you shake denim on skin?

[Donnie]

Winnie the Pooh.

[Big Cat]

Have you not put your underwear back on since you.

[Donnie]

No, no, no.

[Brandon]

You're not wearing underwear today.

[Big Cat]

Is that your only pair of underwear?

[Donnie]

Some days I go Canadian. You've never done it.

[Big Cat]

Canadian?

[Donnie]

That's what it's called.

[Big Cat]

I don't think so.

[Brandon]

You took that from the natives.

[Big Cat]

I don't think that's called Canadian.

[Donnie]

Sometimes commando and Canadian Interchangeable?

[Big Cat]

I don't think so.

[Kyle]

In what sense? Commando and Canadian? Never.

[Donnie]

We're going in the buck for going nude under your clothes.

[Big Cat]

Really? Yes.

[Mark]

Canadian.

[Donnie]

I'm not here to talk about my penis being on my jeans.

[Kyle]

Nobody accused you.

[Ben Mintz]

Is that.

[Brandon]

Is that zipper or button?

[Donnie]

It's a zipper.

[Big Cat]

Your penis is right on your jeans right now.

[Donnie]

Yeah, it's in my jeans.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

You could say no. Anyway, I'm using my one Yak of the year card to promote my new show.

[Brandon]

You have on twice a week.

[Big Cat]

And you also. Donnie asked me if he could come on. I was like, yeah, dude, your yak. Guest of the year 2025.

[Mark]

You have carte blanche parents a year?

[Donnie]

No, I said my card. I'm punching my card. Usually I. Usually you ask me the guys to come on. This time I've asked to come on myself.

[Kyle]

What's wrong?

[Big Cat]

Clip that for us. Clip that for us.

[Kyle]

Please don't click that.

[Big Cat]

I need that clip right now. I need that clip.

[Mincy]

Permission to come on yourself.

[Big Cat]

Donnie, what show you got making?

[Donnie]

The cut comes out. This is the series. Usually I go to restaurants and work for two days. This time, Kadik and I went to Joe Thomas's cattle farm.

[Big Cat]

Yes, we did.

[Donnie]

Two days working and then I cooked a meal for the entire farm staff

[Big Cat]

with working heavy machinery.

[Donnie]

Heavy machinery. Yeah. Tj, if you mind, there's a trailer on another trailer.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but also make sure we get that clip.

[Donnie]

Trust.

[Brandon]

And Donnie and Katie. Look at that property.

[Kyle]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Big Cat]

You're me much?

[Eddie]

My dad always said, hire the handicap. They're fun to watch.

[Big Cat]

Just another day in paradise here. You guys made good friends. That's a funny scene.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Mike, what is this? Shut up.

[Big Cat]

We're a bad crew right now. Ah, we really need to save this cow shit.

[Nick]

There we go.

[Kyle]

Donnie is straight up good human. And I can tell that already. Just in the short time.

[Brandon]

Did you edit this?

[Big Cat]

Cooking with him had to be this top level.

[Kyle]

We're gonna see they have what it

[Mark]

takes to make the cut.

[Big Cat]

I'm just glad you guys didn't bring Titus with you. Oh, there was a second time out. Way to go.

[Mark]

Time out. That was obviously scripted. Oh, that was so obvious.

[Big Cat]

Joe Thomas does hate. Yeah, he hates your guy.

[Brandon]

Joe Thomas hates Titus.

[Big Cat]

He hates you guys.

[Donnie]

Unfortunately, he told me that. So that comes out at 6pm tonight Central.

[Brandon]

I feel like there was an ulterior motive here.

[Donnie]

No, I just wanted to promote the show, man.

[Big Cat]

You just wanted to promote the show?

[Mark]

Just wanted.

[Big Cat]

Well played, Donnie.

[Donnie]

Anyway, that's all.

[Mark]

That's why.

[Big Cat]

That's why you wonder why you. Yeah, that's okay.

[Donnie]

I gotta film what's for lunch. But thank you, guys. That's all I had. Thanks, Mark.

[Mark]

I see why you did this.

[Kyle]

Johnny, what are you making A walk

[Brandon]

off with a smirk.

[Donnie]

We're Making a matricana pasta.

[Big Cat]

My dad said hire the handicap because they're fun to watch.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah, but what about. I mean.

[Mark]

Well played, dad.

[Brandon]

Dave Portnoy.

[Big Cat]

Do we have the clip of Donnie saying he'd come on himself? He's just so good with words.

[Brandon]

So good. Yes. My penis is in my jeans.

[Kyle]

I didn't come here to talk about my penis in my jeans.

[Big Cat]

So good with words.

[Stephen]

No wonder. Where is a brave choice for a guy who pooped his pants like five days ago?

[Big Cat]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mark]

Canadian.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

I don't.

[Big Cat]

I don't never.

[Kyle]

Nobody's ever said that.

[Kate]

Is it because commando is.

[Mark]

I think he was thinking of.

[Nick]

He was thinking of Canadian tuxedo denim was on his mind.

[Big Cat]

He leads the league in just sayings that aren't saying crazy.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Mark]

Use my 1 Yak card a year.

[Big Cat]

Steven, what do you got? We'll do minute. Yeah, in a minute. What do you got for us, Stephen?

[Mincy]

Anything?

[Stephen]

You had a great topic over the weekend.

[Big Cat]

It was not a great topic.

[Stephen]

Peach versus nectarine.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, let's get m going to get heated.

[Kyle]

You weren't.

[Big Cat]

I.

[Kyle]

You weren't serious.

[Big Cat]

I was.

[Kyle]

Peaches and nectarines are two. Two different.

[Big Cat]

I thought it was like a nectarine is a peach.

[Stephen]

I thought they were the same thing too.

[Big Cat]

I know that there's. I know there's a difference.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

But I thought like the peach family nectarines, they were interchangeable. Correct? Yeah. I'm so bad at this. Whenever I'm asked to go to the store for something, it's a disaster.

[Kyle]

Did you. Did did you get bitched out by

[Big Cat]

who rashed you to get I to

[Kyle]

go back and get peaches?

[Big Cat]

No, she just called me an idiot.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Which is warranted. But I also got two different types of nectarines, so I feel like that

[Brandon]

equals a P. One has to work. And like, what was it? Was it for like a peach pie?

[Big Cat]

I don't know what it was. I was just get peaches.

[Brandon]

I don't know in what world a nectarine doesn't.

[Big Cat]

So it's just a shaved peach.

[Mincy]

Yeah, nectarines are a little harder.

[Stephen]

Was peach top left there. That's peach, right?

[Brandon]

Yeah, Fuzzy.

[Big Cat]

Also, in my defense, when I walked into the grocery store, there was just a shitload of nectarines right in front of me.

[Kyle]

Why that. You don't see a lot of nectarines in store.

[Big Cat]

It was like. Like, boom. I fell into a box of nectarines. I was like, well, I gotta get these. I'm not gonna Go try to find the peaches.

[Kyle]

I guess in that scenario, I got where you're coming from.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

So what is the difference between the two?

[Big Cat]

One shaved, one's not.

[Stephen]

But, like, taste wise, are they?

[Big Cat]

I think they're the peaches.

[Mincy]

A lot softer.

[Big Cat]

Same species. Okay, so I was kind of right. That's what I'm saying. The same species.

[Kyle]

Flavor, slight favor balance. Flavor balance, though. I mean, they. That means that they taste different.

[Big Cat]

Slightly firmer, denser, in a store, a bit better than softer peaches.

[Mincy]

Where does the apricot come into play?

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

I guess.

[Brandon]

Totally forgot all about that. More apple.

[Big Cat]

Apricots.

[Kyle]

No, stop saying apricots. It's apricot.

[Big Cat]

Apricot.

[Kyle]

It's apricot. It's not apricot.

[Mark]

It's apricot.

[Big Cat]

Apricot. I don't know. He said apricot.

[Kyle]

Yeah, but he said it wrong.

[Danny]

Apricot.

[Kyle]

It's not an apricot. Nobody's ever called it an apricot.

[Mincy]

Depends where you're from.

[Kyle]

That's a weird.

[Big Cat]

That's a weird fruit name.

[Kyle]

Fine. But if you're from America, you say apricot.

[Big Cat]

Apricot.

[Mincy]

I'm from America, brother.

[Stephen]

I've never heard anyone say apricot.

[Mincy]

Thank you.

[Kyle]

Oh, nobody's ever said apricot.

[Big Cat]

Here we go.

[Kyle]

Mark, what's happening? Apricot.

[Mincy]

Thank you.

[Danny]

Oh, apricot.

[Kyle]

What the.

[Brandon]

Wait. Drop down apricot. See? See, Drop down from American pronunciation. Maybe we're doing it.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Mincy]

British.

[Brandon]

Brandon.

[Kyle]

Apricots.

[Brandon]

Oh, it's British.

[Big Cat]

Oh, saying it like a lad.

[Kyle]

Well, we'll see what that thing said about apologize. Correct pronunciation.

[Mincy]

Apologize.

[Kyle]

Both, I think. I think it's apricot.

[Mincy]

So the.

[Big Cat]

The AP means go down one more. Is it okay to say apricot? What if it just said no? No sign of.

[Kyle]

Oh, it does say apricot. Is frequent in the Midwest.

[Kate]

What's an apricot again? Apricot.

[Big Cat]

It's a little orange thing.

[Kate]

Oh, an orange.

[Danny]

Either.

[Big Cat]

Dried. Do you eat them dried?

[Kate]

I know, but what did it used to be? Oh, a peach.

[Brandon]

It's kind of like.

[Kyle]

No, no, it's an apricot.

[Big Cat]

But you eat them dried more than that. That's eaten dried more than anything else. Correct.

[Brandon]

Dried apricots.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Like candied apricots. Yeah, yeah, those.

[Nick]

Those are familiar.

[Brandon]

Pretty good.

[Kate]

Yeah, I've had those, but I've never had it. Just in. Now you guys have me up. Apricot.

[Brandon]

Either way is acceptable.

[Nick]

Actually saying apricots.

[Mark]

What we learned.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Nick]

In here. Quarter century. Insane.

[Kate]

Apricot.

[Nick]

I thought it was apricot.

[Kyle]

It is apricot, Kyle, you had.

[Mark]

It's apparently apricot.

[Kyle]

This one over here said apricot.

[Nick]

It is nectarines. Is that what you were talking about?

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Nick]

I was a nectarine family.

[Brandon]

I was, too. My mom had nectarines.

[Nick]

Everything I loved when they were super hard and it was like, you got a crunch out of it.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You remember when, like the. Because everyone does, like the doomsday. Everything's worse now. One thing that's just not worse is the fact that you can eat any fruit at any time. Do you remember, like, when we were kids, like.

[Donnie]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

You can't. No, no, there's no oranges.

[Nick]

That is true.

[Big Cat]

Like, what are you talking about?

[Brandon]

I guess I've never realized that we are just could get.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Everything.

[Brandon]

Can you get watermelons in the winter?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You can?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

People would, like, ship up oranges. Wait, Florida?

[Mark]

How?

[Kyle]

We mean, you can go to a grocery store.

[Mark]

No, yeah, I get that. I. I mean, how are they doing it?

[Big Cat]

I think they just grow them in other parts of the world and then they ship.

[Donnie]

Huh.

[Kyle]

How? I never. I don't remember having problems getting an orange in the winter and it.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. South. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Mark]

They just be growing watermelons everywhere.

[Kate]

Indoors, maybe.

[Ben Mintz]

Grow.

[Kyle]

Watermelons are mostly grown in the South, I think.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

They grow the.

[Big Cat]

The square ones in China.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

So they could stack them.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

California just grows everything, I think.

[Kyle]

Yeah. They grow everything.

[Big Cat]

They have everything.

[Mark]

Have it all.

[Brandon]

You would love it.

[Big Cat]

Debbie. Be like, oh, yeah, you can't have, like. No, blueberries aren't in season. You can't have those.

[Mark]

I bet they don't have three tornadoes right outside the door.

[Big Cat]

No, probably not.

[Mark]

I don't have just a random ass storm in the middle of everything.

[Kyle]

It's still going out there.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah.

[Mark]

You're told it's the best place on Earth to be in the summer, and yet every day.

[Brandon]

It's been a tough summer.

[Kyle]

Every day there's more storms, cold snaps, fires, smoke.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Mark]

You know, smokes.

[Kyle]

We're gonna do the mitts thing or.

[Donnie]

Or.

[Kyle]

I don't even know if that's. If the person's available yet.

[Brandon]

I'm really curious who this could be.

[Kyle]

So do we want him to just. I mean, call him out?

[Nick]

I think you could just call him out.

[Mark]

I think you call him out, too.

[Big Cat]

All right, I think we're to the row back.

[Kate]

Read.

[Big Cat]

That's.

[Mark]

There are only a handful of people who could Be. Be working?

[Kate]

I have no idea at one time,

[Kyle]

unfortunately.

[Danny]

Good point.

[Kyle]

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[Brandon]

What's up, man?

[Kyle]

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[Mincy]

So Brandon Mintz went out of his way just to tell you this or were you on the topic somehow?

[Kyle]

No, he went out of his way to tell me this. He, he confided in me. He was like, listen, I'm fine with everybo making fun of me, even though I'm hurt. You know, I can take it. Whatever y' all say on the yak is good for me. And then it was just. But, but, but one person, one person really pisses him off. One person has no business making fun of him. One person is taking it too far.

[Brandon]

And did it surprise you when you found out who this person was?

[Kyle]

A little bit. That, that, that. Yeah, it surprised me.

[Mincy]

Yeah, I kind of know too. Not that surprising. But like, what is he doing different than.

[Nick]

Did he back up his statement? Examples?

[Kyle]

Yeah, well, he, he see mentioned to show that this person is on and how, how this person just uses the show to sometimes go a little too far. I Feel I've said too much. You already know who it is.

[Big Cat]

All right, wait, hold on. Before we do that,

[Ben Mintz]

we.

[Big Cat]

I did. The person that he's gonna say needs like 10 minutes.

[Mincy]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Oh, wait, 10 minutes.

[Big Cat]

Okay, but Mincy, come in here. But TJ, can we join a stream yard, like currently and join it?

[Kyle]

Well, we don't wanna.

[Big Cat]

No, no, this is for something else.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Tj, like to talk back and forth. Yeah, yeah. Yan's asked me to come on Chiclets to give Whitney.

[Kyle]

Oh, he walks, walking.

[Ben Mintz]

Hey.

[Brandon]

Oh, look at progress.

[Big Cat]

All right. Hey, guys, guys, guys, guys. So Yan's just texting, texted me asking to join Ch Chicklets. They're live to give Whitney. So we're gonna join as a show.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

So Mincy, you got to give Whitney for Family Feud.

[Danny]

Okay?

[Big Cat]

Like really give him.

[Danny]

Whenever they beat us in the qualifier.

[Big Cat]

No, but really give him. Okay? Because it will. It will get him upset.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

All right, I'm sending it to you. Tj.

[Brandon]

Mince, call him a. Yeah, call him a idiot.

[Big Cat]

Be like, even I got something.

[Jay]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, by all means. I don't want to put words in

[Nick]

your mouth, brother, but don't laugh as if it's. It's scripted and fake. Try to be sincere.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, okay.

[Mark]

Be ruthless, Miny. Yeah, ruthless.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Lay into it, cuz.

[Kyle]

Wet's a guy that's gone at you before too.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Oh, a lot.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

Not like in a fun way. Like I do.

[Danny]

I mean, the chicken stuff is kind of funny though.

[Mincy]

Oh, no, no. Miny, right now, right?

[Brandon]

I need to be a hard ass.

[Big Cat]

Really go at him.

[Kyle]

You're not in a hard ass stance right now.

[Danny]

I'm just glad I can walk.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it's a miracle.

[Big Cat]

So you can walk now.

[Danny]

Progress.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Start for the walking boot. What it does, she told me, like, it's only like a five day activation for the walking boot.

[Danny]

She told me to wait till later, wait a week on it.

[Kyle]

Does this. Does it hurt keeping it on your knee like that or.

[Danny]

Oh, it's. I mean, the pain's manageable. The mobility was always more the problem.

[Big Cat]

You know we haven't been making fun of your injury.

[Danny]

I know.

[Big Cat]

It's the fact that you. That it's like an empathetic human being.

[Danny]

Yeah. And it aged me 30 years.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it kind of did.

[Danny]

I went like, I felt. I felt young. And then all of a sudden I'm like, man, I'm a 43 year old, overwhelming guy with a broken ankle. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Never has the injury ever Taken someone out more thoroughly than your sprained ankle.

[Danny]

It's broken.

[Nick]

I can't imagine how frustrating and demoralizing it is to have to break up your. Your workout routine that you were.

[Danny]

We're doing all right. We're back getting back on the right track, though.

[Nick]

You know, you're exercising.

[Danny]

I'm trying to just lift some upper to not.

[Big Cat]

Do you think you'll be ready for football season?

[Danny]

I think I'll be ready. Yeah. I don't think you'll be seeing a Chicago marathon anytime soon. I think we're going to be doing more walking and lifting.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Okay.

[Brandon]

What about. How's the diet been?

[Danny]

I have a fat guy moment that crushes what Walker said earlier about a poor fat moment. I have a. I can't believe I don't have a picture of this, because y' all are going to laugh so hard. So I completely collapsed the box spring of my mattress on my bed because I was, like, kind of, like, popping out of my chair to hop on the bed, but not being soft, getting on it. Like, I was just, like, kind of jumping on it.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And I'll bring a picture tomorrow, but the whole thing's caved in completely.

[Kyle]

So. Bottomed out your bed.

[Danny]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Rewind a tiny bit. You're in your computer chair.

[Danny]

I was still wheeling around in that chair chair Tate gave me.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

But I would. As I would pop out of that chair onto my bed, I was kind of, like, not doing it softly.

[Brandon]

You would spring yourself out of it.

[Danny]

Yes. And now the whole. I. I'm out on the picture. The whole thing's caved in.

[Kyle]

You were. You were bouncing from a wheelchair into your bed.

[Danny]

Just. There was nothing soft about.

[Kyle]

How were you generating spring?

[Danny]

I wouldn't. I would just, like, push off the wheelchair to put my butt down on the bed. But, like, instead of gently setting down, it was, like, plopping down. Now the whole thing's collapsed. I mean, dude, it. I got mad. I don't have a pick. It's a disaster.

[Kyle]

Your. Your bed is now just caved in through the frame and is touching the floor almost.

[Danny]

It's, like, swayed to the left.

[Kate]

How you been sleeping?

[Danny]

I slept on it last night, but then it caved in even more. So I think we're gonna be on the air max.

[Kyle]

So you're sleeping with a kind of

[Danny]

a rotated bed to the left. Because now it's unsleepable now is.

[Brandon]

How tilted is the bed?

[Danny]

It's bad. I mean, it's almost on the floor now.

[Mark]

What if you Flip the mattress. What about that?

[Danny]

We. I slept there last night, but it's unsleepable now. I woke up today and I was like, this is. This is bad. This is bad. I'm mad I don't have a picture because it's just a train, so.

[Brandon]

Eat one out later tonight.

[Danny]

I will.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Move the stuff from your night.

[Danny]

It's. It's not a good moment.

[Big Cat]

Sorry. I was trying to coordinate that. Did anyone mention the. The. What was with the sweatshirt on the computer? Oh, yeah.

[Mark]

You have this.

[Brandon]

The sweatshirt on your.

[Big Cat]

What are you trying to hide?

[Danny]

Oh, just because the monitor was on and headlight at night and I was trying to sleep, so I put the sweatshirt over it to cut the light.

[Big Cat]

Well, why don't you just turn the computer off?

[Nick]

Yeah, it's. That would be.

[Danny]

I could do that.

[Big Cat]

Do you show what we're talking?

[Danny]

No. Yeah. The only thing on my computer is on my poker.

[Kyle]

What?

[Danny]

Ain't nothing else on there.

[Kyle]

You're telling me you're. You're telling me this is good. Your monitor's on all night and you just cover it with a sweatshirt so that you can't see it?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

What about the power button?

[Nick]

Button?

[Mincy]

Do you put your coat over a lamp?

[Whitney]

What the.

[Brandon]

Dude, Mince. I think people are going to think there's porno running.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

24 hours, they're gonna think it's porn.

[Danny]

You can.

[Big Cat]

I 100 thought it was porno.

[Danny]

Yeah, you can audit my computer.

[Big Cat]

I thought it was pornography.

[Kate]

So you blew your mattress out?

[Danny]

The mattress.

[Kate]

Laptop's covered with.

[Danny]

Yeah, the mattress thing. I'm telling you, the mattress thing. I'm sorry. There's not a pillow.

[Brandon]

You never turn your monitor off.

[Nick]

But the button.

[Brandon]

The button right on the front.

[Big Cat]

That thing's just going all the time.

[Kyle]

You took. It takes way more effort to cover it that tightly with a sweatshirt than just pressing the button.

[Danny]

I see why y' all say this. And I should have thought of that.

[Kyle]

Sure.

[Danny]

Yeah. I'll just throw this.

[Mincy]

It's like.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

So every time you get to your computer, you're doing, like a statue reveal.

[Danny]

Just. Only in the morning. The first time. In the morning.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. So every. Every time.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

So do you have a designated sweatshirt that you put over that?

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Danny]

Yeah, it's my camp bar stool mountain. Dude, do the dish.

[Big Cat]

That thing has gotten more use, Golly, than any.

[Kyle]

It uses a tarp. Yeah.

[Mincy]

It's like covering the pool for the night.

[Mark]

Is that. Is that how you thought others to

[Big Cat]

make sure no one sees his porno.

[Danny]

There is no porno on there. I know.

[Brandon]

It's just, if I go to your.

[Big Cat]

That's a lie and type P. That's a line.

[Danny]

No, you can go.

[Big Cat]

There's no porno on your computer.

[Danny]

No. Aud, we can have an audit. There's no porno on there.

[Brandon]

Is it the work laptop?

[Danny]

No.

[Big Cat]

You're saying there's no porno saved on it?

[Danny]

No, I haven't watched no one.

[Brandon]

What about, like, certain you don't watch porn?

[Kyle]

Let me see your phone.

[Big Cat]

You don't watch porn?

[Danny]

I have a four on my phone, but not. Not on my computer.

[Jay]

What do you do?

[Nick]

What porn videos do you not watch on the computer?

[Danny]

I just. I kind of made, like, a commitment to not watch porn.

[Nick]

What specific.

[Kyle]

I like that. So you just use.

[Danny]

I just realized I was like. But I can't say that I never did. But I realized I was like, I don't need to do.

[Brandon]

Were you a big porn guy?

[Kate]

Never.

[Danny]

Like a huge one. But, I mean, it was, you know, every now and then.

[Kate]

No.

[Kyle]

This is commendable. I like that.

[Danny]

Now I realized I was like, this is not good.

[Big Cat]

So whom have you been jerking off to?

[Danny]

I mean.

[Brandon]

Yeah, how have you been.

[Danny]

I mean, use imagination.

[Brandon]

You know, you've been using, like, from past your legs.

[Big Cat]

People existing today, more past, past.

[Brandon]

Oh, really?

[Big Cat]

Do you have one that you just keep going back to?

[Danny]

I mean, I wouldn't say one. I'd say it's more of, like, a mix.

[Brandon]

Nice. Do you ever fabricate when you're imagining, or is it just as it went?

[Kyle]

No way. It's a mix.

[Big Cat]

Do you jump from video to video in your brain? Like, are you, like, start with Cheryl and then you end with Kathy?

[Mincy]

On today's part of my table.

[Danny]

I don't know. I mean, every. It's different. I don't. I mean, I'm also, like, 43, so I don't do it as much as

[Nick]

I used to turn the tables on these guys.

[Danny]

I mean, call them out. Hate to disappoint you all.

[Brandon]

No, you're not disappointing. We like learning.

[Big Cat]

Curious.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Are you excited to get whoever you're angry with off your chest?

[Danny]

Yeah, I'm excited to let one let one free.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

You know, because I, you know, I usually ignore it. And I said this nwo. I'm not taking crap anymore. And, you know, we're gonna. We're gonna.

[Big Cat]

Well, here's how you're gonna start. You're gonna start with Whitney. You're gonna test run. You're not taking crap NWO with Whitney

[Brandon]

because he said some nasty.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he said he hates you.

[Danny]

O

[Kyle]

we getting on there?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I think so.

[Brandon]

Did you think that's why there are so many sweatshirts lying around this office?

[Jay]

Okay. Okay. Is this the whole yak that's going.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Hey, what's up?

[Jay]

Okay, so we're recording your live. This is great. What's going on? Neither one of these guys. I don't think one person I could see right now was on the show with me, though.

[Kyle]

No, but they watched.

[Big Cat]

No, we watched. We watched the previous.

[Jay]

Yeah. What a crew of people I get to talk to now. What's up up, big cat?

[Big Cat]

What's up, dude? You. We got a special guest, though, that really was disappointed in your Family Feud performance.

[Jay]

Who's that?

[Danny]

Okay for family. God. I feel like that was a pretty shitty Family Feud performance.

[Big Cat]

Take it easy on him.

[Jay]

Oh, he's having a tough week, man. I've been. I've been battling ankle injuries for 20 years and you'd think with what you're going through, we'd be lockstep together. I've never done a thing to you but support you. What?

[Kyle]

Man see a on you.

[Jay]

What are you talking about? We're bad ankle guys together. Now. I told people in that office that you're sitting in, be easy on them. Ankles are tough. Ankles crush. Your ankles can wear you down. And what do I. What do I get? I sign on here and get ambushed by Ben Mintz about my Family Feud debacle. And somebody who knows a lot about debacles and really crumbling under pressure is yourself. But I wouldn't have brought that up if you hadn't come on here and given me like this.

[Danny]

What are you gonna do? I mean, you got no. Point.

[Kyle]

No, you didn't.

[Danny]

He's a family.

[Jay]

These are guys, Buddy. We're badass.

[Kyle]

He froze up. He froze up like a man.

[Nick]

Don't fall.

[Danny]

Said my family.

[Brandon]

Call him A. I can't believe we're ankle guys worked.

[Big Cat]

He said you're the worst of the worst.

[Jay]

Thinks that's pretty legit when you're battling an injuries together. There's only one other guy sitting in that office with you right now that knows what I've been through. And he's going through this game.

[Big Cat]

He broke me.

[Brandon]

Terrible.

[Danny]

He got me.

[Big Cat]

Mincy.

[Jay]

Thanks you, buddy. Feel better. That walking boot sucks. I had one on for basically a year. Dude, this blows you.

[Ben Mintz]

What? Used to play in one of those.

[Big Cat]

How do you do that?

[Jay]

Were you guys all that? Did you Was it that embarrassing what I did? Was it that.

[Big Cat]

No, I actually had your back with. I thought to Steve Harvey cut you off.

[Ben Mintz]

I agree.

[Jay]

I think you were two seconds. It's supposed to be three now. I can admit because we haven't even.

[Kyle]

This is.

[Jay]

This is a live Chiclets yak. So I can kind of go into this if you guys have two minutes.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jay]

Why I aggressively press the button without an answer is a question I'll ask myself till the end of time. I just wanted to win that race and then kind of thought I'd have more than, you know, two seconds to have an answer. I didn't have an answer immediately knew that I'd be the storyline in Dave Portnoy's world. And unfortunately it's turned into that now. The problem with me doing that game is I'm not that quick on my feet in terms of like, when the lights are at their brightest, you've seen double overtime hockey championship game, put it in my own net to lose Stanley cup finals, you know, didn't play great. Olympic gold medal game. Minus one. Didn't see another shift. When the lights are the brightest, do I show up? Not necessarily. Family food wasn't for me, but I still just don't know why I wanted to win that race against Ace. Flag. Talk about the wrong name. He should have been named Cooper. And I think Cooper should have been named Ace because he got. Got crushed in the department of being born second and then looking like that.

[Ben Mintz]

Oh, that wasn't even the guy who played in the NBA.

[Jay]

No, Ace is the worst player. They should have switched names when they realized what was happening. But yeah, I don't really have much else to say besides it was a disaster. And the fact that I had to wait and wait and wait for it to be aired made me even more sick.

[Ben Mintz]

Yeah, I got a question. If you could scrub one moment off the Internet, would it have been the Beer Chug or would have been the Family Feud?

[Kyle]

Great question.

[Jay]

I would pick the beer chug 100 times out of 100. Yeah, I'm blowing a saber sword, tickling it balls, and it's like in the middle of a playoff game against the Bruins. So everyone I know in Boston's watching the game. Not that they wouldn't have seen it on the Internet, but the Family Feud just looking dumb without saying anything. That is small potatoes compared to blowing a saber sword on tnt.

[Kyle]

Agree.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, well, the, the, the. The one saving grace for you wit was that your whole team sucked. So it's not like you blew it. Like, if you had blown that. If you guys had won around and then it was like the third round and you had to win that, and then you blew it. Then it's a whole thing. You guys weren't winning. You could have played a hundred times. You were. You. You were losing that day.

[Jay]

I. I consider myself good friends with everyone on the show with me that day, but as Feidelberg texted me, not one of them could even ride a roller coaster. They're all five, four. So the fact I'm standing up there and I'm, like, looking down, I was mogging the off them. Now, when it came to brain power, I wasn't exactly there. I just don't get how quick it can go. Like, that is cool. You stopped and thought about it as if you had, like five minutes to

[Kyle]

think about the question.

[Brandon]

You were like, let me think.

[Jay]

It looks like I Was there.

[Brandon]

Anything even on the tip of your tongue? Because I. I watched it slow down. I didn't see anything forming.

[Ben Mintz]

Can we inform people what the question was?

[Jay]

That's what I was just going to go into this because, Nick, that's a great question. And my answer is there was nothing.

[Danny]

Problem.

[Jay]

Here's the problem. And. And I, a bft, had my back. He sent me a nice text. He's one of the good guys at the company. The question itself, like, what does a player have that a regular guy doesn't

[Eddie]

like?

[Jay]

Yeah, I don't know why I pressed it, but I, like, I still don't even really get the question. I get the question, but at the time, I'm like, wait, what? Like player sports girls, and boom, the portnoy look. So no Nick.

[Whitney]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Long, long answer. Nothing. I had nothing.

[Big Cat]

I had your back wit. I sent you the. The Jared Allen text that. It's happened before.

[Jay]

Well, funny enough, and I'm glad that we're bringing this up now with all you yak guys, Keith Yandel received a text from Wayne Gretzky. Oh, Wayne Gretzky. Has ever heard of him? Mince. You know who Wayne Gretzky is?

[Danny]

The great one.

[Jay]

He's the great one. And what he said was, feel bad for wit. What a great guy he is. Love the time I get to spend with him. That's why I've never gone on Family Feud. Oh, I would never put myself in that situation. I know how he feels. So if I'm in the same boat as Wayne Gretzky now, unfortunately, I went on the show and he knew never to do it, to look the way I Did.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Jay]

I. I'll take that text and ride it all the way into the sunset knowing that number 99 and me are like this.

[Big Cat]

I sent you. I sent you the. Jared Allen when he. In the playoffs, he said the. The quote was, the lights were brighter than expected. That's exactly what happened to you.

[Ben Mintz]

I thought that was an NBA guy who said.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's NBA guy.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Oh, I thought Jared Allen was the guy from the Vikings that used to.

[Big Cat]

There is a Jared. No.

[Kyle]

Christ.

[Big Cat]

This is what you get with these guys. Hey, before we go, we. Biz. We actually brought up something earlier on the show that maybe this is a Chiclets Yak crossover thing we could figure out.

[Ben Mintz]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

We gotta find a home for the Wheeling Nailers. They don't have a protein.

[Jay]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We own another team, boys.

[Ben Mintz]

Yeah. This is a conflict of interest. I know that.

[Nick]

So.

[Ben Mintz]

So Nick and kb Were. Were you guys there, like, helping try to, like, save the team? I saw you guys, like, in a photo there, like, last week.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I was there this past weekend trying to save the team.

[Jay]

How'd that go?

[Brandon]

I.

[Kyle]

Still not.

[Brandon]

I did more damage than good.

[Ben Mintz]

I saw you guys were playing, like, bocce ball.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ben Mintz]

To save the team.

[Brandon]

No, no, that was for the Italian festival. Biz.

[Mark]

You.

[Eddie]

You.

[Brandon]

You've been to the Italian festival?

[Jay]

Oh, the uncooked pizza.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that was a buffet for you biz. You anything.

[Ben Mintz]

I don't. I think Moondog is.

[Stephen]

He's.

[Brandon]

He's dead.

[Nick]

The city's devastated, though.

[Big Cat]

We gotta find. Can we do something? So, wait, you guys own a compete. Who do you guys own?

[Ben Mintz]

We're with the Greensboro Gargoyles.

[Jay]

Affiliate of the Stanley cup champion. Carol. We. We got it. We would have had our name on the cup, But Dundon put 15 hits on there.

[Big Cat]

Put his dog. Yeah, yeah, he's got his masseuse.

[Ben Mintz]

He's got everybody on there.

[Big Cat]

All right, so what do we do? We gotta save the Nailers.

[Nick]

So what can we do? Is it. Can you buy it? Can somebody here.

[Ben Mintz]

It's funny, because you're in the echl, because it's the third league down, you're actually allowed to own up to three teams in the league.

[Big Cat]

Let's do it.

[Brandon]

Well, wait, the. The guys that own the Everblades said that it was, like, a conflict of interest.

[Jay]

They already own, I think, five or six.

[Brandon]

Oh, do they have.

[Ben Mintz]

Yeah, they probably already. Yeah, they probably already.

[Jay]

Isn't that our group? Isn't that the Zoya group? They might own them. Yeah, Hey, G saying in the chat the Yak should buy the Wheeling.

[Ben Mintz]

Yeah, why don't you guys dan your

[Jay]

money bags over there?

[Nick]

This is nothing to you, Sunset.

[Big Cat]

I can do it. Well, I just did buy the Taylor Swift chair. You guys should see this chair. It's unreal.

[Ben Mintz]

What. What's the Taylor Swift chair?

[Big Cat]

She sat in a chair for a Cavs game and I bought it. See it?

[Jay]

What you. Would that run you?

[Big Cat]

I'm not gonna. I. I will not say.

[Jay]

Why is no one sitting in it?

[Kyle]

Well, this is Taylor Swift.

[Big Cat]

Taylor Swift's chair, Yans.

[Jay]

Oh, or Minty. When he needs to get his ankle up. You should give him that chair.

[Big Cat]

It sounds like a shot at Mincy.

[Jay]

What do you mean a shot? I'm saying when he needs to get his ankle up. There are no shots at M. Now connected forever.

[Kyle]

You've done nothing. Shots at Min.

[Mark]

Get his ass, Mitzy.

[Ben Mintz]

What if the Yak listen to you?

[Jay]

You're the meanest guy in that office.

[Kyle]

I'm not a mean guy. Me and Mints are friends.

[Big Cat]

What if.

[Ben Mintz]

What if we did a 50 50? Considering Big Cat loves the 5050 draw so much.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Ben Mintz]

Would go to buying the wheeling biz.

[Nick]

What's like a ballpark cost, do you think?

[Jay]

That's a great question.

[Ben Mintz]

I. I would ass. I don't know. It's got a lot of history there.

[Danny]

Yes, you.

[Big Cat]

Your history's there. That's why we gotta like.

[Brandon]

I. I used typically around 10 million for the cost.

[Big Cat]

I'm out.

[Danny]

I'm out.

[Brandon]

Yeah, they're gone.

[Danny]

I'm out.

[Brandon]

They're done.

[Nick]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Well, rip the Wheeling Nailers and the

[Nick]

whole city of Wheel.

[Brandon]

Yep, it's done.

[Nick]

Ghost town.

[Ben Mintz]

It's sad because they're probably going to lose their team. And when we were there doing that. That Echl documentary, when I ended up getting the key to the city, I lost the key to the city.

[Big Cat]

I lost it.

[Eddie]

I lost it.

[Big Cat]

Jesus.

[Jay]

Birthday party.

[Big Cat]

All right, well, thank you. Thank you boys for having us on wit. Stay strong. The Whitney freeze and took flag. I said it right when Dave told me what happened.

[Jay]

Dave is the worst teammate. He's such a bad teammate. Such a bad guy. Like to if that happened to somebody else right away. And even Jersey Jerry came up. It's all right. It's all right. We were. He's just a. He's the worst teammate in the world. So the fact that I had to play with him, I knew. I knew if something went wrong, it's only. You're going to get Support from the guy. He's a complete. When they were running the credits at the end. Yeah, you could just see you and

[Big Cat]

Dave like this and stuff.

[Jay]

We were. We were arguing. I was dead wrong in that argument as well, because I kept saying it didn't matter. The guy across the bad flag, he didn't get it either. Went back, Rico got something. So I was like, we got it. But he's like, no, dummy. You need the top answer. Notice how they get to go after us And Rico's answer. What was Rico's answer? It was something kind of brutal, but he had one at least. And then I think the next. The next answer from the flags probably pop a flag that old grandfather said, like broads.

[Kyle]

He was unbelievable, that guy.

[Jay]

Yeah, he was unbelievable. Awesome.

[Big Cat]

All right, well, thank you, boys. Everyone tune into Chiclets the. The full show. All right, we'll talk to you.

[Whitney]

Okay.

[Jay]

See ya, guys.

[Big Cat]

See you guys.

[Mark]

See you, boys.

[Big Cat]

They're the best fencey you had.

[Ben Mintz]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I got my family.

[Big Cat]

This better go better.

[Mark]

Yeah, that's a bad appetizer.

[Danny]

This one's gonna go better.

[Mark]

What's about to come?

[Brandon]

After scoring zero and Dave and Whitney

[Big Cat]

just yelling at each other, Jerry got

[Kyle]

real close to just grabbing his dick.

[Mincy]

Huh?

[Kate]

He did.

[Big Cat]

All right, you ready, Ben?

[Danny]

I'm ready.

[Kyle]

You gotta let this one.

[Danny]

I will.

[Nick]

Don't make it seem like an act.

[Danny]

No, this isn't an act. I'm not mad about this one. All right? So obviously I have to take a lot of crap at this company, and I get it, it's well founded, but I don't have to take crap from everybody. And I've been holding this in for a few months because it's just been blowing it off. Blowing it off. I got pissed when this person brought me and smokes up when he signed a new contract and said. Said he deserves more. Whatever. I would never. Look, I've been nothing but nice to this guy for a couple of years, and he comes in with a bad attitude every single day. He thinks the smartest guy in the room, he's not good on camera. And then he. And he takes shots. Recently I saw a macrodosing clip that triggered me where it was like, who's empty fodder? And he's like, mitts's content is empty fodder. What the hell is his content? Big T, you've been relevant in this company. One time in my six years is once you had a golf shot off Madeline's privates. That's it.

[Big Cat]

And not just Rico threw A canoe.

[Danny]

Okay. And when. Rico, I'm sorry. Yeah, but the point is, like, I've never been anything but nice to this guy. He takes all these passive aggressive shots of me. Like I get. I'm low hanging fruit, but what the hell is he done? And he's not good on camera, as Dave Portnoy has said many times. So why the hell is he coming at me?

[Big Cat]

Danny, will you go get him?

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Come at me. Like, I don't understand why he feels like he. At all.

[Brandon]

So you've been harboring this for months?

[Danny]

Yeah, I mean, well, he just having. I've ignored all kinds of stuff. But when he came at me on the contract thing, like, that's crazy. Like, I mean, he's a hell of a bonker.

[Mark]

What was the. What's the contract contest context for those?

[Danny]

No, he just said a bunch. Like when he was signing, he talked a bunch of. About Nikki Smokes and me. Yeah, we don't do anything. But I'll tell you that he can say whatever. We're relevant. We're relevant day to day. He's not.

[Mark]

He said he deserves more.

[Jay]

More? Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Dave was like, what are you thinking? And he's like, well, these guys.

[Danny]

Yeah, but I mean, we're relevant day to day.

[Brandon]

Like, you never want to compare. And contract negotiation.

[Jay]

No.

[Danny]

Why? Like, but I've never been anything but nice to this guy. And, and he comes out, his attitude's bad every day. He's not. And, and he's the smartest guy in the room.

[Nick]

I mean, how is your relationship off content?

[Danny]

We're not friends, but like we're, you know, with the head nods in the hallway. But like, I never took any shots at him and he felt like he could just take shots of me.

[Nick]

What are some. Aside from the contract thing, is there anything more recent?

[Danny]

I got triggered by a segment this came from that Brandon was on the other day where. Oh yeah, on macrodosing. And Brandon actually kind of made it funny. And compare me to Forrest Gump kinda. But he, but he, he just said I was empty fodder for content. And I'm like, who? What the hell do you do?

[Mark]

Watch this clip.

[Whitney]

If you had to attribute a person at barstool to this description, let me know who you'd pick.

[Kyle]

Sure.

[Whitney]

Disposable fodder for early defense and central control with the unique ability to promote into a queen upon reaching the eighth rank.

[Kyle]

Danny Conrad. Oh, that's fascinating. Okay.

[Whitney]

I said that's Ben Mints disposable fodder who can ascend to a higher plane.

[Kyle]

At what point has he ever shown the ability to ascend to a higher

[Whitney]

plane when he accidentally stumbles into funny content?

[Big Cat]

You know, that he's reached some high planes.

[Whitney]

He's, he's typically disposable.

[Big Cat]

You got called out.

[Nick]

Yeah. Big time.

[Brandon]

At a high pitch.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

You have been called. It gets higher and higher.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You got called out.

[Kate]

Call out.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Hard.

[Ben Mintz]

Yeah.

[Whitney]

What in the world?

[Big Cat]

You just got called out.

[Danny]

I just don't. Why are you coming at me like I've been nothing but nice to you for a couple years?

[Whitney]

What have I come at you about?

[Danny]

Just call me disposable fodder. You talk about me and Smokes during your conversation.

[Whitney]

Oh, that, that chess thing.

[Danny]

Just that I, I got triggered by this macrodosing clip when you're just like, oh, he's disposable. Like. But I mean, even if you think that, like, I've never.

[Whitney]

I was reading the Google description of chess pieces, okay. And it said one was pft. Had asked to make a, an allusion to barstool personalities. And it said disposable fodder for whatever

[Kyle]

the,

[Whitney]

Whatever it was. I was like, yeah, mints. And we were making a joke. I, I apologize if that. Okay.

[Danny]

I guess I didn't get the con.

[Whitney]

I feel like far worse is said about you on this show.

[Danny]

I didn't get the context. No. But I was more mad about you calling Smokes and me out about the contract stuff because I never would do that to anyone when it comes.

[Whitney]

Well, that wasn't necessarily. Well, this was a year ago. And like, to rehash it, but that was, Wasn't calling you out about anything.

[Danny]

Yeah, but I would never. When I contract stuff, I would never mention anybody else ever. When it comes to contracts.

[Whitney]

You would never like, then what are you comparing the worth of your labor to?

[Danny]

I, I just don't feel like that's a spot to crap on other people.

[Whitney]

It's not crapping. It's. It's. I mean, that's how stuff goes.

[Danny]

I just. When you're dealing with your ball. I don't know, I just thought that was, like, disrespectful. I mean, we have different roles. I get that, but, like, I just don't understand why. I feel like you're just passive aggressive taking shots at me and that's.

[Whitney]

I, I, I don't.

[Big Cat]

Do you like Ben Mintz?

[Whitney]

I don't dislike Ben.

[Danny]

I don't dislike. I don't dislike him either.

[Big Cat]

Don't like each other.

[Danny]

Don't like we're not good friends. I mean, we get it's head nods in the hallway, but we say, what's up?

[Whitney]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

We don't. Like, he's constantly taking shots at you, man.

[Whitney]

Yeah, that's. That's flagrantly inaccurate, but, yeah. That was not like. I feel like you love these guys. They say way worse every day.

[Danny]

Oh, they do. But I have to take crap from them. That's a necessary evil. I don't have to take you.

[Whitney]

Right?

[Nick]

Yes.

[Whitney]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Like, I can call him a pathetic loser.

[Kyle]

Yeah, sure.

[Danny]

Definitely.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Hear what I called him? Check out the Barrett sports media. Where'd you go? The conference last year.

[Stephen]

Oh, yeah?

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

What did he call you?

[Big Cat]

You fat?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And I didn't even call him that.

[Whitney]

Right.

[Danny]

The context was there.

[Whitney]

Yeah, I. I guess I'm just very confused. I don't. It was not.

[Kyle]

It's because you keep calling. It's because you keep taking shots at him for no reason.

[Whitney]

Right.

[Big Cat]

He's not gonna take anymore.

[Ben Mintz]

The.

[Whitney]

The one time. Yeah. I guess. If he doesn't, like, done taking. What does.

[Kyle]

Notable fodder.

[Whitney]

What does not having to take it incur upon myself because you've been giving him.

[Big Cat]

He's not taking it.

[Danny]

Name.

[Whitney]

No. I know. So what does that mean for me?

[Kyle]

Means you better not give him a name.

[Big Cat]

Problems. Right.

[Danny]

I mean, I just don't. Okay, I understand, but I. I just didn't get it.

[Kyle]

I know.

[Danny]

I just.

[Whitney]

When Danny, like, I was stunned, like, this is nwo.

[Danny]

Look, I just didn't. The contract thing, I didn't get. And then I just feel like. I feel like you come in with, like, this, like, a little, like, nobody likes the smartest guy in the room thing, and I feel like your attitude, like you're not the most.

[Whitney]

This is. This is from one clip that was.

[Danny]

No, no, this is. It's been built up.

[Brandon]

It's been bubble.

[Whitney]

I guess. I guess the. The stunning part to me was, like, you talk to me all the time.

[Danny]

I agree. I always say, what's up? Because that was why. That was why I didn't understand why you. Well, you coming at me.

[Whitney]

You just said you've had, like, an underlying hatred.

[Danny]

It's only. It's only been since.

[Big Cat]

Go big T. Do you think you're smarter than Ben Mintz?

[Whitney]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

That's bullshit.

[Danny]

We're not. It's not a battle wits. It's. It's the smartest guy in the room thing. I feel like you. You, like, look down on me. I feel this Vibe.

[Whitney]

I. I don't agree with that.

[Nick]

Okay, well, who's someone that you would say, like, doesn't look down on you and, like, treats you with the utmost respect?

[Danny]

Nick Torani.

[Mark]

Wow.

[Brandon]

I make fun of mints all the time.

[Danny]

Yeah, but you treat. But in a respectful way.

[Mark]

I have.

[Danny]

He.

[Nick]

It is respectful. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Ben and I are friends.

[Nick]

Cutting, but respectful. That's true. Yeah.

[Danny]

Shout out. Annika always rides.

[Brandon]

Ben and I are friends, but I make fun of mints all the time.

[Whitney]

That's what I don't.

[Nick]

Buddy.

[Brandon]

Buddy. That was the wrong answer. Yeah, but Annika.

[Mark]

Say, Annika.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah. Comes in here and rides for me.

[Mark]

I don't know how dick pulls it off.

[Danny]

That was wild. Yeah.

[Mark]

I just say while we're on the top, Nick does this with chef Donnie as well.

[Mincy]

I don't.

[Nick]

He's impervious.

[Kyle]

Ain't no way with Brandon.

[Big Cat]

Every day.

[Kate]

Nick.

[Mark]

Every time Nick and Donnie are on air together, he's. He's making Donnie to look like a fool. Donnie hasn't picked up on it even a little bit. He loves Nick. I say, hi, Donnie, and Donnie's like, I see what you're trying to. Oh, I have no idea how Nick pulls.

[Big Cat]

I. I've said some things.

[Brandon]

I've said some things that I felt pure, I felt guilty for.

[Danny]

Yeah, but you do it with one. No.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I guess you're right. Vince and I are friends, though, and,

[Kyle]

man, it's me and you. Me and you get along behind the scenes.

[Danny]

Definitely.

[Kyle]

Yeah, definitely.

[Danny]

I have nothing but respect.

[Kyle]

Yeah. And I got nothing. Respect for you.

[Big Cat]

I say, like, terrible things to you, but, you know, I mean it.

[Kyle]

Jesus Christ.

[Donnie]

What?

[Danny]

You invited me to come up here to work, and you haven't fired me, so that shows love.

[Eddie]

True.

[Danny]

You know, You. Me to come up here.

[Kyle]

You're the one who said the least about it.

[Whitney]

It's. I'm. I'm. I. When Danny came in there, I could not believe what he was telling.

[Big Cat]

Got called out, bro.

[Danny]

I think it was the guys.

[Big Cat]

You got called out.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Jay]

And that's.

[Whitney]

That's fine.

[Ben Mintz]

Yeah.

[Whitney]

If you. If you harbor that, there's nothing I can do about that. That, you know, that's fine.

[Big Cat]

You got NWO Called out.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It's the hardest. Hardest call out.

[Danny]

Happy birthday, Nikki smokes. NWO time.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Remember?

[Big Cat]

Nice.

[Whitney]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I mean, yeah.

[Kate]

There's.

[Whitney]

There's nothing I can do, so.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Well, sounds like you guys are friends now.

[Danny]

Yeah, I think I. I said all I need to say. We're cool.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Danny]

I just So I just. That was all you.

[Whitney]

Don't get side that. Oh, I was cool five minutes ago.

[Kyle]

So you're not cool now?

[Whitney]

I haven't decided yet.

[Brandon]

How long does it take for you to decide if you're cool?

[Whitney]

I mean, we've. We've been recording all day. Give me. Give me 20.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

How you doing today?

[Whitney]

I'm doing good. How are you?

[Kyle]

Oh, been quite the day, hasn't it?

[Big Cat]

Good. Not average.

[Whitney]

It's been an eventful day.

[Big Cat]

Not average.

[Danny]

What else happened today?

[Brandon]

Can't talk.

[Whitney]

Well, we don't want to.

[Big Cat]

Not average. You're good.

[Whitney]

It's. It's just been eventful. It's not necessarily a departure from average in that sense. It's just a lot.

[Big Cat]

Good day? Yeah. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Whitney]

It's good to be busy.

[Ben Mintz]

All right.

[Mark]

You dressed everything you wanted to address Minzy?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah, that was it.

[Mark]

Yeah, that was. All right.

[Whitney]

Good deal.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Thanks, Vincy.

[Kate]

Thanks.

[Big Cat]

Thanks, Big T. Appreciate it.

[Mark]

Yeah, it wasn't.

[Nick]

That was good together a little bit.

[Kyle]

Oh, he's walk out. I don't think he's gonna be cool.

[Brandon]

No, he needs 20. He needs 20. We cannot decide.

[Kyle]

He's gonna go stew on this.

[Nick]

I don't think he heard everything too.

[Kyle]

Mitzi said a lot of about him

[Danny]

before he got in the room.

[Kyle]

I think you're gonna get blogged about tonight.

[Big Cat]

All right, Mincy.

[Kyle]

See you, buddy.

[Brandon]

This is good, though.

[Nick]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

This is okay. Oh, make sure you make sure you really grown so we know you're hurt.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Mark]

I think there was a misunderstanding and now there's going to be an actual.

[Mincy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mark]

An actual. Yes. It went from.

[Kate]

Is this what's supposed to be out?

[Kyle]

So far, Mincy held out pretty good against Big T, but against Wit, he folded.

[Big Cat]

No, he's over two on calling out. He's over two. He doesn't. He's not a call out.

[Brandon]

Is Mincy going to be on Netflix?

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

That's a problem.

[Brandon]

Probably alert someone him next to that logo.

[Big Cat]

Oh, for two on call out.

[Mark]

Over two.

[Ben Mintz]

Over two.

[Kyle]

Is he going to the gambling cave? Because he's taking thinking. No, he's not. He's chasing Aryan down. He doesn't.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he wants to dab up.

[Mark]

How the do you pull this off, Nick?

[Brandon]

Miny.

[Ben Mintz]

I don't.

[Brandon]

I'm not even joking. I've gone to confession over things. I'm not joking. @DePaul.

[Kyle]

You've said things that I'm. I'm like, whoa, too far. Yeah.

[Nick]

Truly cutting.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that Was. He should not have said me. He should not have said me.

[Big Cat]

Me.

[Brandon]

But Mince and I are.

[Nick]

You are good. Great to him. We're.

[Kyle]

We're.

[Mark]

We're.

[Brandon]

We're friends and.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

You're a good listener to everybody here.

[Brandon]

I feel like I try.

[Nick]

It goes a long way.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

It gives you leeway, as it should.

[Brandon]

No, but it shouldn't with Ben. It shouldn't with Chef.

[Mark]

Is it just that simple that you'll just sit there and listen to m. Well, it'll just corner you up

[Big Cat]

and I. This is a compliment, Nick, because you do this and it's good for content. But they don't understand that. He will listen, but then he will tell us.

[Brandon]

I don't tell everything.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you should. And I. I should be telling us.

[Brandon]

I run by the things that I'm about to tell.

[Big Cat]

You should tell everything. You should start telling.

[Brandon]

I will be like, can I say this? No, there's no. I can't say the things I know. I can't.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Big T is definitely gonna be pissed.

[Mark]

He's gonna be pissed. Yeah. Now he's actually gonna say some heinous About Mincy.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mark]

He's gonna now be actually upset for the.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

The cycle has started.

[Mark]

Away we go.

[Brandon]

This is a good one, too. Is a good clash.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. What do you think, Brandon? Cuz those are your two best friends in the office.

[Kyle]

They are. And I hate to see my Southern brothers fighting like this, but at the same time, I know that they need to have it out. They need to get back, holler at

[Big Cat]

each other a little bit.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I'm not sure why he told me he waited for me to get off the yak, and he pulled me to the side and wanted me to know that he had problems with Big T. Because you're.

[Brandon]

You make fun of Mince and you're friends with him too.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Yeah. I will say legitimately, Ben Mintz been here several years. If somebody used my name in the contract negotiations and said, well, if Brandon makes this, I better make that. Obviously, I. Wait a goddamn minute.

[Big Cat]

I do disagree with Big T on that.

[Kyle]

You try to use my name to better yourself. Like, why don't you just.

[Big Cat]

You talk about yourself? You talk about what you bring to the company, not what someone else does.

[Kyle]

But in Big T's defense, that was a year ago. It was a long time ago. It's a long time to harbor something for Ben Metz. Ben Mintz should have been like, Brandon.

[Brandon]

If somebody did that and said, your name, Brandon makes 1.2 I should make this.

[Kate]

You.

[Brandon]

You would harbor that for the rest of time?

[Kyle]

Yes. Correct.

[Brandon]

Okay. Yes, I think we all would.

[Kyle]

Yeah. You just said hypothetically, I'm harboring it right now. Yeah, I don't like it, but you know, Ben let it. Been a nice guy at his core. Ish. And he. He let it. He let it fester, let it simmer. Throw in the broken ankle and his

[Big Cat]

computer screen is on right now.

[Kyle]

Yeah, under a. Under a hoodie.

[Big Cat]

Insane.

[Kyle]

Under. Under. By the way, a camp barstool hoodie. Which, if we didn't have camp barstool, what would he wear?

[Brandon]

He'd be freezing.

[Eddie]

Nothing.

[Nick]

Here we go. He couldn't find the button on the monitor.

[Mark]

So does he just think everyone with the computer. That's how they do it.

[Brandon]

I think at the end of the

[Mark]

night here, all across the world, everybody just let me find my hoodie place.

[Brandon]

My hoodies.

[Kyle]

I should sell Ben. Ben.

[Brandon]

Ben mince computer hoodies. What should they say on it? Just like, there's not porn going on. No porn under this,

[Danny]

man.

[Big Cat]

All right, well, good. Yeah, that was a chaotic last 30 minutes.

[Kyle]

Yeah, we touched a lot of things there.

[Big Cat]

Sure did.

[Kyle]

Yeah, we did.

[Nick]

That was weirdly human of Ben.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it was.

[Nick]

It wasn't dog to feel like that.

[Kate]

Oh, I think that's a good thing that he.

[Nick]

He's like.

[Brandon]

He's growing up.

[Big Cat]

All it took was a broken foot. A broken foot got him.

[Brandon]

He's like, he's evolving and maturing and growing right before our eyes. It's like it's. They. They always say it'll happen fast and you never believe it.

[Kyle]

He's almost ready to go out.

[Brandon]

Like your eyes. 42 years back.

[Nick]

A fresh faced 42.

[Big Cat]

Big day for him. All right, let's spin the wheel, TJ.

[Donnie]

Anyway, I'm using my 1 Yak of the Year card to promote my new show.

[Brandon]

You have on twice a week.

[Big Cat]

And you also. Donnie asked me if he could come on. I was like, yeah, dude, your yak get of the year 2025. You have CARPL a year.

[Donnie]

No, I said my card. I'm punching my card. Usually I. Usually you ask me the guys to come on this time. I've asked to come on myself,

[Kyle]

Babe.

[Mincy]

Can I come on myself?

[Kyle]

No.

[Mark]

I love him so much.

[Donnie]

Yeah. There they are.

[Brandon]

Oh, he did have them all. Oh, Eddie owes this guy an apology. Wait, does he have lemon meringa or whatever?

[Kate]

He said he didn't have.

[Big Cat]

I gotta. I gotta be honest. If I see a guy in that hat that's exactly where you go for meth. Yeah, like that's dumpling.

[Brandon]

A fairy.

[Big Cat]

Ridiculous hat.

[Brandon]

Edo's an apology.

[Big Cat]

Lemon meringue.

[Kyle]

Pretty good hats.

[Brandon]

You like those?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

There he is.

[Kate]

Kind of look.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Big Cat]

See you tomorrow. Day for a while is the act.

[Kyle]

It's the act.

[Big Cat]

It's the act.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

See you tomorrow.

[Kyle]

Love you guys. Bye.