Big Cat and Brandon DOMINATED Their First Morning Workout | The Yak 2-17-26

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Yak — "Big Cat and Brandon DOMINATED Their First Morning Workout" (Feb 17, 2026)

Main Theme

This episode of The Yak revolves around the launch of Big Cat and Brandon Walker’s "fitness journey" after their first morning workout, sparking lively ribbing, camaraderie, playful competition, and plenty of tangents on topics from Chinese New Year to nostalgia, viral internet moments, and the art of making pointless lists. The show blends barbed banter and genuine encouragement as the crew debates self-improvement, sports, haters, apologies, and personal quirks.

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Key Points & Discussion Highlights

1. Big Cat & Brandon's Fitness Kickoff (03:39–13:14)

• The Workout Experience:
  • Big Cat and Brandon did their first morning workout and describe it as humbling but invigorating.
  • Both are shocked by how difficult the routine is. Brandon admits he couldn't finish but is eager to try again.
  • The group alternately mocks and encourages them.
    • Notable Quote:
      “It took me about 35 to 40 minutes to catch my breath.” —Brandon Walker (03:40)
    • Brandon on Commitment:
      “Let's just build a habit together.” (04:11)
    • PFT on Consistency:
      “The next time I don't do that workout will be the day I die.” —PFT (12:09)
• Philosophy on Working Out:
  • Kyle Brandt points out that Big Cat and Brandon, being “hulking, respected, moguls,” don’t “need” muscles for respect, whereas he works out for credibility as a smaller guy.
    • Kyle: “Without muscles, I'm a Seabiscuit Thespian Extra.” (06:05)

2. Joking, Self-Deprecation, and Support

• Reviewing Their Attempt:
  • The gang roasts the workout, equating some moves to “what old women do in the water” (08:56), but then admits it looked—and was—tough.
  • They review their own video and break down moves, with frequent laughs at their performance and “dead arms.”
    • Big Cat: “Brandon, you’re hanging in there.” (10:00)
    • PFT on self-image: “I look tan and good.” (09:41)

3. The Power of Lists (50:09–71:11)

• Brandon’s Impromptu Lists:
  • The group invents a game: someone creates a list (ex: “Alabama, Chocolate, Bananas Foster, Giraffes”) and the rest guess what links them.
  • Most lists are random; sometimes the game is to simply enjoy the absurdity.
    • Big Cat on lists: “You can just make a list and put anybody on it.” (49:37)
• Steven’s “Prime” List:
  • Steven Cheah’s “Prime” list stumps the group (prime time, sexual prime, Amazon prime), leading to jokes about number primes and steakhouse rankings.

4. Chinese New Year & Family Traditions (13:00–18:20)

• Steven Cheah shares Chinese New Year customs:
  • Cleaning, showering at night, family dinners, and receiving red envelopes.
  • Group riff on translation quirks and immigrant parents, with affectionate ribbing about language and family.

5. Apology Corner (28:53–30:56)

• Kate publicly apologizes for mistakenly roasting a fitness influencer, Malibu Fitmax, not knowing he was a wounded veteran, and encourages others to check out positive content creators.
  • Kate: “I got so many DMs yesterday…And you are correct. And I like to say I'm sorry.” (29:33)
• Ice-down-the-shirt Incident/ Michael Jordan Defense:
  • The crew revisits a viral MJ clip, debating if the GOAT was odd or just getting ice out of a kid’s shirt.
    • Lighthearted mock-appologies and banter follows.

6. Side Tangents and Nostalgia

Internet & Childhood Fads (83:04–84:39)

• Pogs, Pokémon cards, and the rise of nostalgia products (Board, TMNT Pizza Restaurant).
  • Big Cat: “It’s getting to that point where people have money to spend on childhood dreams…” (83:27)

Beach vs. Pool Laugh Debate (54:14–71:11)

• Passionate debate: Is a pool by the beach better than the beach? (PFT and Kyle vote pool, Brandon defends the beach.)

7. Sports Lists and Rankings (74:30–80:54)

• Quarterback Rankings Debate:

  • Brandon and crew dissect Bleacher Report’s ranking of top 99 NFL QBs, with spirited argument over placements (especially Dan Marino).
    • Brandon: “There's no chance Steve Young's better than Dan Marino.” (76:55)

• Degree of Sports Difficulty List:

  • They discover an old ESPN “toughest sports” list, debating if bull riding is harder than badminton and if tennis or wrestling is more grueling.

8. Body Maintenance, Aging, & Mortality (94:45–107:24)

• Problems of Back Pain & Aging:

  • Stories about thrown-out backs, shrinking height, and the inevitability of physical decline.
    • Kate: “I used to be five-nine…now I’m like five-five. My pants…That’s why I fold my pants now.” (95:12–95:22)
    • General consensus: Physical prime is late teens–mid-20s; 32 is when excuses run out.

• On Mortality & Stoicism:

  • PFT shares how thinking about mortality fosters perspective and stoicism.
    • PFT: “If you can’t control it, do not give it any time. If you can control it, give it all your energy.” (107:28)

9. Prepping for Tomorrow's “Haters Ball” (51:54, 110:08–113:49)

• Hate List Teaser:
  Crew brainstorms how to make their “hate lists” creative and fun but not mean-spirited. Brandon: “We're gonna have a whole episode based on hating.” (108:11)
• Discussion of how to dress (“evil,” “pimpsuits,” “mustaches”) for the upcoming theme.

10. Random Bits & Recurring Segments

• Live gauntlet challenge with Hank (102:12)
• Debate over buying things from IG/TikTok ads (89:19)
• Kate in Audubon Magazine (birding documentary shout-out) (85:45)
• Banter about steakhouse decor (Lincoln’s flag—99:54)
• Closing with shout-outs to vlogs, next episode, love for the audience (116:03)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “You guys are doing this marionette choreography, choreographed little sequence because you know you don't have to…You guys are massive, you're respected…I'm a theatrical jockey. I'm tiny.” —Kyle Brandt, on fitness (05:27–06:16)
• “The next time I don’t do that workout will be the day I die.” —PFT (12:09)
• “Sorry, I sweat through my sweatshirt yesterday…I've been wrong and I'm an idiot.” —Kate, Apology Segment (29:34–30:24)
• “Without muscles, I’m a Seabiscuit Thespian Extra.” —Kyle (06:05)
• "You can just make a list and put anybody on it." —Big Cat, on pointless lists (49:37)
• “If you can’t control it, do not give it any time.” —PFT, on stoicism (107:28)
• "Titties are better than sex." —Brandon Walker, listing his favorite things (62:38)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• Start of Show / Banter: 01:30
• Big Cat & Brandon's Workout Recap: 03:39–13:14
• List Game Debut: 50:09–56:04 (multiple returns throughout episode)
• Apology Segment: 28:53–30:56
• Chinese New Year Customs: 13:00–18:20
• Quarterback Ranking Debate: 74:30–80:54
• Sports Difficulty List: 77:51–80:54
• Body Maintenance & Aging: 94:45–107:24
• Haters Ball Prep / Hate List Discussion: 51:54, 110:08–113:49
• Closing & Shoutouts: 116:03

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Tone & Vibe

True to The Yak’s spirit, this episode is packed with friendly roast battles, candid admissions, inside jokes, list-making mayhem, and the occasional moment of sincerity about aging and self-improvement. The group’s irreverent but optimistic take on self-care, pop culture, haters, and the importance of being able to laugh at oneself makes the episode both relatable and hilarious, whether you’re there for the jokes, the sports takes, or just the camaraderie.

Transcript

[Big Cat]

Hey, yak listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime. Members can listen ad free on Amazon Music.

[Steven Cheah]

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[PFT Commenter]

Out on the course, they're the PGA Tour's best players.

[Big Cat]

But in the arena, they're prime time.

[PFT Commenter]

And season two of TGL, presented by SoFi, is back. With lights, cameras, action. We're talking big moments, big personalities, big names in the stands, all on the big screen. Big time matchups with shot clocks, Hammer.

[Big Cat]

Drops timeouts, overtime and playoffs.

[PFT Commenter]

It's city versus city, squad versus squad. The sport just hits different. Under the lights. It's TGL, presented by SoFi.

[Kyle Brandt]

Keep up.

[PFT Commenter]

It's golf. Tune in to every match only on ESPN.

[Kyle Brandt]

3, 2, 1. Easy action.

[Big Cat]

You the robot. I'm the coolest one out of all of us.

[PFT Commenter]

That was incredible. Hello, it's the Yak. Welcome in roback or no, sellbucoffee.com.

[Brandon Walker]

It'S been a month.

[PFT Commenter]

Listen, man, I still. I'm so high.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

So high.

[Brandon Walker]

Get it. I get it.

[PFT Commenter]

Still high.

[Brandon Walker]

I get it. That was quite the grueling.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Effort.

[PFT Commenter]

Stelbucoffee.com we're gonna. On Thursday night, I'm curling with Pete and we're going to do punishments with stow blue coffee. So the more we. We sell style blue coffee, the more punishments we'll do. And Pete will have to do punishment.

[Brandon Walker]

But the punishment was curling with Pete.

[PFT Commenter]

That is the. That's my punishment. People then have to do punishments at.

[Kate]

Like, a real curling center.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Oh, shoot.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I didn't know if it was like, a shuffleboard.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I just assumed you were, like, doing the cord or something.

[PFT Commenter]

No, we're going on a curling.

[TJ]

Does Pete. Has he ever curled or does he just love watching?

[PFT Commenter]

He has. And he. In his big moment in the 2018 Olympics. We're in Minnesota for the super bowl, we did a curling video. And in his big moment, he completely choked. Oh, like beyond belief choked.

[Kyle Brandt]

Oh.

[PFT Commenter]

Forgot to let go of the stone.

[Brandon Walker]

That's the number one thing you got to do.

[PFT Commenter]

You gotta let go.

[Big Cat]

Is that immortalized in video?

[PFT Commenter]

I believe it is, if we can find it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

He just completely choked and that's all.

[Brandon Walker]

He cares about, is curling.

[PFT Commenter]

It's like curling eagles and being addicted.

[Big Cat]

Returning dogs.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Returning dogs. Worse for worse.

[Big Cat]

That's what he's best at.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. We can find that video. Chase back, by the way.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he's out on the floor gauntlet.

[PFT Commenter]

Something about him's changed.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know. His hair is starting to just look muted.

[Hank]

His spots are fading.

[Brandon Walker]

Now it just kind of looks up.

[Big Cat]

Glad he's back.

[PFT Commenter]

Brandon, how you feeling?

[Brandon Walker]

It took me about 35 to 40 minutes to catch my breath.

[PFT Commenter]

So Brandon and I changed our lives today.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Fitness journey began.

[TJ]

We're.

[PFT Commenter]

We're going to be doing this workout every single day for the rest of our lives.

[Brandon Walker]

And you'll be here tomorrow at 9.

[PFT Commenter]

I'm probably going to do it at home.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, we're not doing it together.

[PFT Commenter]

We could do it together. You want to keep doing it together?

[Brandon Walker]

Let's do it together.

[PFT Commenter]

Let's do it together. Tomorrow, 9 o'.

[Kyle Brandt]

Clock.

[Big Cat]

Go to. Go to his house.

[PFT Commenter]

You come to my house.

[Brandon Walker]

You stay over. Stay over just to do this.

[PFT Commenter]

Well, here's the thing. There's some days that I'm going to do even more than this.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

But tomorrow, let's just do this again.

[Brandon Walker]

Let's just build a habit together. Yeah.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Go off on our own path.

[PFT Commenter]

I was shocked with how tired I was.

[Brandon Walker]

It was. I didn't finish.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You tapped out.

[Brandon Walker]

What are you.

[PFT Commenter]

What are you laughing about right now? Kyle, this is. This is Pete in the like, big moment.

[TJ]

No way.

[PFT Commenter]

He just didn't. He just forgot to release it.

[Kate]

Why'd he do that?

[PFT Commenter]

I don't know why. This video looks like it's from 1980. Wow. I have never in all my life. I've never seen that happen. That's the worst way to lose. Oh, yeah. That was how it lost. It was Patriots versus Eagles. He knows Pete is now walking off dejected. He knows the rules are curling. You lost. Is this why he was so upset?

[Hank]

That's why Pete's the way he is.

[PFT Commenter]

Wait, show it again.

[Brandon Walker]

He does his origin story.

[Kate]

Is that his villain story?

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. Wait, can he do. Can he do it? It's crazy.

[Big Cat]

Has Pete not aged at all.

[Kyle Brandt]

He hasn't aged since I've.

[PFT Commenter]

I think it's the cum.

[Big Cat]

It's got to be the cum.

[Kate]

But he looked like that when he was five.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he was born, so he was.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, we should all be drink.

[PFT Commenter]

Can you get him to zoom in? Not working for TJ because we talk about this curling text. Pete, why are you smiling at us.

[Brandon Walker]

When we're talking about our workout? Because our fitness.

[Kyle Brandt]

It's not because you guys are pathetic. It's because we're on different wavelengths when it comes to working out. You guys are doing this marionette choreography, choreographed little sequence because you know you don't have to.

[Brandon Walker]

But you simply saying the word pathetic means that's what you think.

[Kyle Brandt]

You guys don't have to be working out because you guys are massive. You're tall, you're respected. You're hulking.

[Brandon Walker]

You're looming or fat.

[Kyle Brandt]

You're successful moguls. You go into a room, everyone respects you. I work out because I need to. Because without muscles.

[PFT Commenter]

I'm not.

[Kyle Brandt]

I'm not without muscles. I'm a Seabiscuit Thespian Extra. I'm a theatrical jockey. I'm tiny. I'm tiny.

[PFT Commenter]

I don't. I, I actually think so.

[Kyle Brandt]

I need the difference between you guys and me when it comes to working out like I am. You guys want to try half a perk?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, but hold on.

[Kyle Brandt]

For the plane ride.

[Brandon Walker]

If we.

[Kyle Brandt]

I'm. I'm a spoon fiend.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, you're. You're perk head.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

No, we don't exercise the day we're going to die.

[Kyle Brandt]

I'm a needle demon. I need to just to be like, somewhat respected.

[PFT Commenter]

Right? We can just roll out of bed and be respected, right?

[Kyle Brandt]

You guys are rich.

[Brandon Walker]

No, one of us is.

[PFT Commenter]

At worst, you're doing okay.

[Kyle Brandt]

You are six foot five.

[PFT Commenter]

You might be One percenter.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon. One of us. One of us is rich.

[PFT Commenter]

You might be 1 percenter.

[TJ]

1 percenter.

[Brandon Walker]

No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. One of us is respected in the whole world. 1. I, I, I might die in the next three years, Kyle. I gotta work out.

[PFT Commenter]

Also, this was not a workout. It was a se. It was a dance sequel.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, he said a marionette. That's. Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

No, that was sp.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate]

What was the hardest?

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, yeah, here we go. All of it was hard day one.

[Big Cat]

Oh, we got some dance too.

[PFT Commenter]

Are we doing. Are we doing a, A pre.

[Brandon Walker]

No, I thought you weren't doing a torso reveal.

[PFT Commenter]

Okay. All right, well, I know I, if you Want to. We can't. No, no, no.

[Steven Cheah]

That's fine.

[PFT Commenter]

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.

[Brandon Walker]

Here we go.

[PFT Commenter]

I thought we were doing a torso. I look tan.

[Kyle Brandt]

You guys look amazing.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, just hop. That's good. Hopping.

[Big Cat]

There's a titty ripple on. Big cat going up to the chest.

[PFT Commenter]

No, I mean, I said that.

[Big Cat]

Let's go all the way up.

[PFT Commenter]

Listen, that's why I'm working out.

[TJ]

Right? Right.

[PFT Commenter]

I shouldn't laugh.

[Hank]

Body weight.

[PFT Commenter]

Do it to go down.

[TJ]

Oh, you're killing it, Brandon.

[Kate]

And each thing's for a minute.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. I'll say this. I feel better already.

[Brandon Walker]

I feel dramatically worse.

[PFT Commenter]

Let's be honest. I'm gonna keep doing this. You're never gonna do this again.

[Brandon Walker]

Do it every day.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You're really out of breath, Nick.

[PFT Commenter]

You don't get to talk. Kyle gets to talk. Look at this one, Nick. You don't work out.

[Hank]

No.

[TJ]

There's just no way.

[Kyle Brandt]

Six, three.

[Brandon Walker]

Look at this.

[TJ]

There's just no way. That's how you do that.

[PFT Commenter]

Yes. Trump twist.

[Brandon Walker]

Dude. Twisting our trunk, Titus.

[PFT Commenter]

No way.

[TJ]

That's what that's supposed to.

[PFT Commenter]

We look good, Brandon. We look good.

[Brandon Walker]

We look damn good. We look way better than I thought we would.

[PFT Commenter]

This is actually really hard.

[TJ]

Oh, Brandon.

[Brandon Walker]

Starting.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, yeah. You go backwards.

[Brandon Walker]

All right. I'm already starting to. It's kind of.

[PFT Commenter]

I don't think I've used my shoulders in long ass time. This does actually suck a lot.

[Brandon Walker]

And this is harder than it looks. I didn't realize we.

[Kyle Brandt]

We.

[PFT Commenter]

Now we're doing backwards.

[Hank]

This is like what old women do.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Hank]

In the water.

[TJ]

Just saying.

[PFT Commenter]

You shut up, too. Kyle's the only one. Colon. Titus.

[Kyle Brandt]

What? You guys are warming up to Pick up. You're warming up.

[TJ]

Pick something up.

[PFT Commenter]

Look at the dead arms. Look at the dead arms.

[Brandon Walker]

Dead arm.

[PFT Commenter]

That's a good workout right there.

[Brandon Walker]

Out here.

[PFT Commenter]

Yep.

[Brandon Walker]

You don't have to make noises.

[PFT Commenter]

I think we're okay.

[Big Cat]

So these are all one minute?

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

So you guys are nine minutes in.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And how many total?

[PFT Commenter]

15. I cut one of them.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm gonna check out.

[Big Cat]

What did you cut?

[PFT Commenter]

Jump rope. We're not boxers or women's jump rope.

[TJ]

This feels like when it starts to get hard for Brandon.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I'm. I'm gonna fade shortly.

[TJ]

This feels.

[PFT Commenter]

I look tan and good.

[Kyle Brandt]

You do.

[Kate]

Oh, no.

[PFT Commenter]

Come on. Twist the waist. Which is different. Dead arms. Yeah. Different than the twist that we did earlier. Ballet squats. These were tough.

[Kyle Brandt]

These Are.

[PFT Commenter]

Look at us dominating.

[Big Cat]

Brandon, you're hanging in there.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, not. Not for long.

[Big Cat]

But you made it to 12 with a 14.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

You spit.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah. I had to get spit out of my mouth.

[PFT Commenter]

Warrior Prince. Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Come on.

[Kyle Brandt]

Look at.

[TJ]

There's no way ancient Chinese were doing this.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, this.

[Kate]

See, you got.

[PFT Commenter]

That's good for your wrist. I'm a comfy.

[Big Cat]

Ain't no way they stopped the Mongols doing this.

[PFT Commenter]

That was the best part for sure. Mulan, Brandon, tomorrow you're going to finish this.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I will. You know, looking at it back, it doesn't look that hard. No, but it was hard. It was really hard.

[Big Cat]

Oh, boy.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, dear.

[Kate]

Oh, push.

[TJ]

Push ups to be hard.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, Well, I wasn't. I'm not. It's been a while.

[Kyle Brandt]

Oh, there's push ups, too. Dan, you're.

[PFT Commenter]

I only did 10. Actually, I ended up doing 20, but 10. And then 5. And then 5. Really push it up. This is so wrong.

[Brandon Walker]

Not really pushing up.

[Kyle Brandt]

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

[Brandon Walker]

That's just step one, though, guys.

[Big Cat]

Wait, really?

[Kyle Brandt]

Step one of second.

[Brandon Walker]

At least two.

[PFT Commenter]

We're. Dude, we're going to be so much better tomorrow.

[Brandon Walker]

Anybody in this office is welcome to join us.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. 9am I listen. I hear a lot of people chirp. Not a lot. I was allowed to chirp. Oh, cuz he works out. Oh, my God. That was.

[Brandon Walker]

It's a good pump in the morning.

[Kyle Brandt]

A good pump.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I was good.

[Hank]

Belly swole.

[PFT Commenter]

We're gonna get in really good shape.

[Kyle Brandt]

Oh, my God. As long as you guys know deep down what it is.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Our fitness journey.

[PFT Commenter]

Our way to get in shape.

[Kyle Brandt]

That's a comedy series.

[PFT Commenter]

I'm never gonna. You understand something, Kyle. The next time I don't do that workout will be the day I die.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[PFT Commenter]

That is part of my life every single day.

[Brandon Walker]

He'll be in the ground for the.

[PFT Commenter]

Rest of my life.

[Big Cat]

Kyle, are you coming from a place of concern? Because if everybody gets jacked, then you're back to being tiny, though.

[Kyle Brandt]

Well, that's underlying. But to genuinely help these guys don't do something that you hate doing.

[PFT Commenter]

I. I didn't hate that as much as I hated a lot of other things. That was not that bad.

[Brandon Walker]

I walked two miles on the treadmill day, too. Yeah. Yeah.

[Kyle Brandt]

That burned more calories than whatever that was.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, but we're. This also is. This is about moving your body and back pain and getting limber.

[Brandon Walker]

He's right. Kyle knows more than the ancient Chinese.

[PFT Commenter]

I don't know, man.

[Brandon Walker]

Kyle knows more than the ancient Chinese.

[TJ]

Did you feel good after?

[PFT Commenter]

I do feel good.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. I feel good, Brandon. I felt terrible for at least an hour.

[PFT Commenter]

I feel great.

[Brandon Walker]

I wasn't right until I was 30.

[PFT Commenter]

I move my body just feel good. Yeah. That's all I want. It's to move is to feel good.

[Connor]

See the.

[Brandon Walker]

The NSYNC ballet stuff. Again with the claps.

[PFT Commenter]

Notice the wrists. You got to do the wrist.

[Kyle Brandt]

Brandon, you did like the more dancy portion. Really leaning into.

[Brandon Walker]

I came alive for that one. Yeah.

[Hank]

Jump rope was too girly, but ballet was.

[PFT Commenter]

Look at that.

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Brandon, you can't help but to smile.

[Steven Cheah]

Why?

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, that's good. That's working out.

[Kyle Brandt]

You guys did like a Tate McCray song.

[PFT Commenter]

The guy who's doing it is lost. Like, I gotta find out. I gotta look into it a little more if he's eating healthy too.

[Brandon Walker]

Of course he is. He's doing.

[PFT Commenter]

Because that's. I did have two pieces of pizza for lunch.

[Brandon Walker]

He's also doing actual workouts on the side.

[Big Cat]

And your job justifying eating worse. Eating more. Because you did that this morning.

[PFT Commenter]

Correct?

[Brandon Walker]

I didn't. I didn't have the pizza. I skipped the pizza.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Kyle Brandt]

You had a bowl of meat until hereafter.

[Brandon Walker]

Hamburger.

[PFT Commenter]

I was starving.

[Kyle Brandt]

Any deep dish pizza?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I did.

[PFT Commenter]

Just now. I just said I had two slices of pizza.

[Kate]

Yeah. Was that unseasoned meat? It was an enormous amount.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Bowl of just unseasoned meat.

[Kate]

Yeah. It was huge.

[Brandon Walker]

It was seasoned. It salted and peppered.

[PFT Commenter]

Nick, why don't you join us tomorrow?

[Big Cat]

Okay, great.

[Steven Cheah]

I'll be there.

[PFT Commenter]

You're going to do it with us?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

It's gonna wreck you.

[Kyle Brandt]

Probably.

[Big Cat]

I'm in.

[PFT Commenter]

You actually might like, break your femur.

[Kyle Brandt]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Like a Kevin Ware compound fracture out of my body.

[PFT Commenter]

Doing the step back, clap.

[Steven Cheah]

My wrist.

[Brandon Walker]

Your leg just snapped.

[PFT Commenter]

Like what, the Nick?

[Kyle Brandt]

The fire.

[Big Cat]

Serious injury.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It's a risk I'm willing to take.

[PFT Commenter]

I wasn't ready for the steps.

[TJ]

I'll be there.

[Kyle Brandt]

All of the local fire departments come.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Kyle Brandt]

Elmhurst.

[PFT Commenter]

Just to show them. They're like, you won't believe this guy's leg.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

They're not helping him.

[Kyle Brandt]

Elgin shows up just to witness and.

[PFT Commenter]

Show us again what he was doing. We just do the dance move. I feel good. I'm gonna do it every day. I'm gonna move. I'm also gonna lift. I'm gonna start lifting again.

[TJ]

Wow.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. What do you think about that?

[Kyle Brandt]

I think you are perceptible to become Like a very. Like an actual hulking figure.

[PFT Commenter]

I want to be.

[Kyle Brandt]

Which I don't think you. I don't think you have the motivation to be deep down.

[PFT Commenter]

I don't.

[Kyle Brandt]

Will quit in two days.

[PFT Commenter]

Not this.

[Kyle Brandt]

You don't want to be, like, this massive jacked personality because it'll make you come across as less likable, maybe.

[PFT Commenter]

No, I want to be just, like 15 pounds lighter. I don't care about muscles. 15 pounds lighter.

[Brandon Walker]

That's fair.

[PFT Commenter]

We had to fill out our combine because Combine's next Thursday. We had to fill out those sheets and they're like, say something about your athletic ability. And I just said bad and fat because that's where I'm at these days.

[Brandon Walker]

But that pretty much covers everybody competing in the combine.

[Big Cat]

I feel like you'll do better than.

[PFT Commenter]

Last year because of this workout.

[Big Cat]

Last year was pretty embarrassing.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, the fall.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You fell for about 15.

[PFT Commenter]

I still can't believe that people thought I did that on purpose as I was gushing blood on my leg.

[Big Cat]

You're a good actor.

[Brandon Walker]

Strawberries on your knees for weeks.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, I did. All right, so anyone's. Well, welcome to join Stephen you in Chinese.

[Kyle Brandt]

Oh. Happy Chinese New Year.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Steven Cheah]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Big Cat]

Year of the what?

[Kyle Brandt]

Any resolution? Horse.

[Steven Cheah]

Horse.

[PFT Commenter]

Did you celebrate it as a kid?

[Brandon Walker]

What was that?

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Is that a horse cock?

[TJ]

You fisting a horse?

[Big Cat]

What was that?

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah, horse duck.

[PFT Commenter]

Wait, you celebrated it?

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

What'd you do?

[Steven Cheah]

I don't think it's like, you're supposed to, like, take a shower and clean the house that night.

[PFT Commenter]

Wait, what?

[Steven Cheah]

And you get, like, a nice meal.

[PFT Commenter]

That was part of the shower. New Year was taking a shower.

[TJ]

Yeah, it's supposed to, like, the shower.

[Big Cat]

Shower at night and tidy the house.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Steven Cheah]

You're supposed to, like, clean up and get the bad energy out of the house. And for a.

[PFT Commenter]

A new year, I feel like that.

[Brandon Walker]

Was do everyday chores, but the implication.

[TJ]

Is that you don't shower other days.

[Big Cat]

Just the first day of the year.

[PFT Commenter]

That sounds like a trick your parents did on you.

[Steven Cheah]

No, that. That's a thing.

[PFT Commenter]

Sometimes I'll trick my youngest, too and be like, hey, you don't have to go to school tomorrow. Not them not realizing it's Saturday.

[Steven Cheah]

House cleaning, like nighttime.

[Big Cat]

You have nighttime shower. Were you going to shower anyway?

[Steven Cheah]

I shower in the mornings, usually.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, so this was the one time you shower at night?

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah. Normally.

[PFT Commenter]

Do you get like. Is there like a feast?

[Steven Cheah]

It's just usually a Chinese takeout. And then you. You get like a Lucky monies. Like, they're called lycy. It's like little red pockets that have. Sometimes it'll be like a dollar, two dollars, sometimes a little bit more in it.

[PFT Commenter]

This holiday rocks.

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Shower and Chinese food.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Like, don't have to go to any, like, kind of church or anything.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Steven Cheah]

No.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[Kate]

In the Chinatowns. It's like a party. Like, people go. It's like debauchery kind of thing. At least in Philly. I walked through Chinatown in Philly on Chinese New Year. It was kind of crazy.

[TJ]

So how. Like, what do you. What do we mean by New Year's? They don't. What do we mean? They're not on a different calendar.

[PFT Commenter]

They are.

[Kyle Brandt]

They are.

[TJ]

China's on a completely different.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Kyle Brandt]

What date is it in China?

[Big Cat]

What is it in China?

[TJ]

What year?

[Steven Cheah]

I think it's like 40:23 or something like that.

[TJ]

It's a different year.

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah, totally different.

[TJ]

It's a completely.

[Kyle Brandt]

So on the drop down.

[Steven Cheah]

Still observe. Like, if you see, like, the whatever Ryan Seacrest thing, like, they go to China and they still celebrate, like, January 1st, but according to their ancient calendars. That's what it is.

[TJ]

But like a legal document they're writing. What the question? Yeah.

[Steven Cheah]

I don't know. I would assume the, like, current 2026. I would assume.

[PFT Commenter]

Did you wish your dad a Happy New Year?

[Steven Cheah]

No, I'll face him tonight.

[PFT Commenter]

Godfrey.

[Kyle Brandt]

That for a.

[Steven Cheah]

Probably text.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, that's Godfrey right now. She's like, happy New Year.

[Big Cat]

And what's your other. Your other cousin?

[Steven Cheah]

His.

[Big Cat]

Oh, we were talking about your other cousin, Caleb.

[Steven Cheah]

Caleb.

[Brandon Walker]

Caleb.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. Caleb's a stud.

[Brandon Walker]

Your Chinese cousins, Caleb and Godfrey.

[Steven Cheah]

Oh, yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Text Godfrey. Just be like, thinking of you. Chinese New Year. Happy New Year.

[Big Cat]

You're the horse.

[PFT Commenter]

Shower. Say showering right now. Thinking of you.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, no, you've got. You're the horse.

[PFT Commenter]

Is a horse.

[Steven Cheah]

Picture.

[PFT Commenter]

Picture.

[Kate]

Like, what's the vibe of year?

[Brandon Walker]

The horse's dick did that. It would go right through its belly.

[Steven Cheah]

I put it on the prep sheet today. Oh, the horse Fire. Horse symbolizes energy, confidence and adventure.

[Brandon Walker]

When was. Was last year. The year the.

[Steven Cheah]

I think last year was Snake.

[TJ]

Well, wait, you.

[Hank]

Same thing.

[TJ]

It's 4723 or 4724. Wait, how they actually don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

It needs to be one of them.

[Steven Cheah]

I just went off, like, Google AI for that. Oh, you.

[Brandon Walker]

You just don't know.

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah, I don't.

[Kyle Brandt]

Is anyone in your family, like, a devout follower of Chinese customs?

[Steven Cheah]

I mean, my dad's Pretty Chinese.

[Connor]

But, like, how.

[Big Cat]

How Chinese is he?

[Steven Cheah]

He can't say the word beef.

[Kyle Brandt]

Right.

[Brandon Walker]

Pretty Chinese beef.

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Huh.

[Big Cat]

That's a list.

[Kyle Brandt]

White lisp.

[Big Cat]

Your dad's.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah. He needs a top.

[PFT Commenter]

I would say. If you were. If you were.

[Steven Cheah]

He's short.

[PFT Commenter]

If he were getting an Uber and the car picking him up was a Cadillac, how would he say that?

[Hank]

Catholic.

[Steven Cheah]

My uncle has a Cadillac.

[Kyle Brandt]

Binocular ailment.

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah, it would be. It would definitely be more ours. Like cataract.

[Brandon Walker]

Love that.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, I. I like your dad. I want to meet him.

[Kyle Brandt]

That's like a stereotype, but it makes complete sense.

[PFT Commenter]

Makes perfect sense why they do that. Yeah, it's also. It's one of those things that whenever you catch yourself being like, oh, that's weird how you say it. That person speaks two languages and I speak one.

[Big Cat]

Two. Exact.

[Kyle Brandt]

Opposite language.

[PFT Commenter]

I can barely speak opposite language.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, the most opposite languages can be.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, Those people should be, you know, lauded by us.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And I can still. I can understand everything you're saying in English.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. And I can barely speak English.

[Steven Cheah]

X is like a very popular letter in, like, words there, which makes no sense for English speakers.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but how's it pronounced, the X?

[PFT Commenter]

Speaking of which, did you guys see speaking French? That was hot as.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's pretty cool.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

The hottest he's ever looked. That's our scientist. That's the guy we say is dumb and he can speak French.

[Big Cat]

Well, he's going there to. Yeah, to ski down a untouched French alp. Well and speak to French models. And we're like, you're.

[Brandon Walker]

Doing this?

[TJ]

Yeah, exactly. Is he talking like. He talks in English?

[Big Cat]

He sounds like.

[Kyle Brandt]

Is he saying stupid French?

[TJ]

Yes. Don't ask.

[Brandon Walker]

Friendship.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

He just told us, don't beast before bed. I like that part. That was very French noise. Yeah, that's a very French noise I don't think I've ever done.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that's a French thing to do. What was that dice? Did you say dyke?

[Brandon Walker]

That Subaru.

[PFT Commenter]

And then we show him going, oh, that's awesome.

[TJ]

Oh, that's.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my. Yes, please.

[PFT Commenter]

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[Kyle Brandt]

Bumble today.

[TJ]

Oh, yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

And then is. Did he go down a mountain? Like, he's.

[TJ]

Hell, yes.

[PFT Commenter]

Look at that fresh power.

[Big Cat]

Oh, he's even laughing.

[Brandon Walker]

French blue.

[Kate]

I hope he doesn't fall in a tree.

[Brandon Walker]

This is too much.

[PFT Commenter]

Doesn't seem fun at all.

[Kate]

This seems.

[Big Cat]

This is horrifying. And is he alone?

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, man. Oh, shock, dude.

[Brandon Walker]

That's horrifying.

[PFT Commenter]

He's so much cooler than us. Like, he's speaking French. Going down an untouched mountain. We did a Jazzercise video and got tired.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

He had to just get out of the country so he would stop his bottle service. Neighbor. Yeah, dude, he's. Everything he's doing is better than us.

[PFT Commenter]

All right.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

What a badass.

[TJ]

So is he. Is he not skiing? Like. No, I know nothing about skiing, and I wish I did, but that's not what it looks like.

[Big Cat]

That's, like, the most dangerous.

[PFT Commenter]

It's, like, backcountry. Yeah.

[TJ]

So he's not, like, going to, like, a ski resort. He's just.

[PFT Commenter]

I think he's doing.

[TJ]

I want to find.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Just some mountains to ski down.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And then ski for, like a. A little bit, then get buried.

[PFT Commenter]

Stuck. Yeah. And then get unstuck and go back to skiing.

[Big Cat]

He's enjoying his trip abroad. Have you guys seen Mook?

[Kate]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

He's just so angry.

[Kyle Brandt]

He's really angry.

[Big Cat]

He's super pissed. He's, like, not answering our texts. He's so mad.

[Kate]

I feel like he can't. He can't believe. He's just, like, doing this.

[Big Cat]

He's so mad at himself for agreeing to do this. And I guess he looks like he's.

[PFT Commenter]

Going to the electric chair.

[Big Cat]

He just told his mom. She's, I guess, really pissed.

[Hank]

Oh, she didn't know.

[Steven Cheah]

No.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, no.

[Hank]

Is he just in a lot of pain? Maybe.

[Big Cat]

He sent our group, like, you, Rudy, why'd you tell me this was fine? You dead to me. And then we're like, what's the matter? And then we haven't heard from him in, like, 10 hours.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, that looks okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Doesn't look as bad as some of the guys.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, he's just doing the sides. Or is he doing the.

[Big Cat]

He's doing the top, it looks like.

[PFT Commenter]

But then I saw a picture of his. Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

Is this.

[PFT Commenter]

Dude, it gives me the willies, all these treatments.

[Big Cat]

Who has Fentany?

[Kyle Brandt]

I get it.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Kyle Brandt]

It's vulnerable. It's embarrassing. It's Painful.

[PFT Commenter]

I don't know what he looks like a cartoon character with drawn on hair.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I saw Mincy got his head scrubbed, so it's not. He's good after the bleeding the other day.

[Big Cat]

That's good for now. So just six more months of upkeep on his own.

[PFT Commenter]

Are any of you guys thinking about doing this?

[TJ]

I'm good.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm going out. How I came in.

[PFT Commenter]

However, my hairline's receding a little, so I was thinking about it, but I'm not going to go to Turkey. I'm just going to do it in America. Do it in America.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

What they're doing doesn't seem worth it.

[TJ]

I don't think I would ever do it, but I also don't have to face that decision.

[PFT Commenter]

Right.

[TJ]

So when the time came, if I.

[Big Cat]

Were in my low 20s, mid-20s, probably.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I feel like it gave White Sox Dave, like, his groove back.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. But it ruined everything professionally for him.

[Kyle Brandt]

True.

[Kate]

It's true.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, it changed him, right?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he's just confident, like, calm now.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. He just doesn't do anything. Anything just.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he was modeling for them. Yeah. Okay. How'd that make you feel?

[Kate]

Yeah. Boy, I missed out. I really. That damn.

[PFT Commenter]

Boys look like they're having a fun time. Hey, do you guys. I'm giving you guys an opportunity right now to apologize to Michael Jordan before we sue everyone.

[Big Cat]

You and Mike?

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know that we said there.

[PFT Commenter]

Was ice down his.

[Kate]

There was ice. I did feel a little bad.

[PFT Commenter]

Ice down is definitely just like everyone.

[Big Cat]

I'm gonna. I want to sue whoever posted the clip that didn't show the ice down the back.

[TJ]

Wait, there was.

[Big Cat]

We were misled.

[PFT Commenter]

There's ice down his back. Just like I said, like yesterday. Proven right. Son had a chunk of ice. Thank you. See, the. Tyler Reddick's son's shirt is completely saturated and Michael Jordan trying to help a little kid out. Let me get those chunks of ice.

[Brandon Walker]

Your back.

[PFT Commenter]

Thank you. Looks shocking. And I think there's a reasonable explanation for it. Yeah, it looks like. Looks like he's trying to get stuff.

[Big Cat]

Out of his shirt and we were mistaken.

[PFT Commenter]

I told you what happened.

[TJ]

Well, hold on, hold on. That's just their theory, right?

[PFT Commenter]

No, no, no. That's what happened. Due diligence. That it was chunks of ice that were in. By his waistline of the.

[Big Cat]

He's breaking this down.

[Brandon Walker]

Very.

[PFT Commenter]

Scratching the back of his leg because he was itchy. He was the cubes of ice to try to break them up and make them Fall down on his legs and he wiped them off his leg. None of us are doing it just because we all love Michael Jordan. That's a guy you trust.

[Kyle Brandt]

He wasn't in the. He wasn't.

[TJ]

Cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it.

[Kate]

I have an apology I'd like to issue as well.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, boy.

[Kate]

Should I not?

[Brandon Walker]

You can, if you want, apologize to anybody.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah. Yesterday, I robbed Malibu Fitmax. He's this fitness influencer who I genuinely love because he's so positive and his videos just make me happy. And I said he had a lot of work done and, like, a lot of lip injections. And then he looked like Brandon. And Brandon said, no, he's not. Brandon was the one who really fucked up. Said it turns out he is a military veteran who was. It's an IED blast survivor who is incredible. And I am sorry. I got so many DMS yesterday and tags alerting me to me being an idiot. And you are correct. And I like to say I'm sorry.

[TJ]

How sorry?

[Kate]

I sweat through my sweatshirt yesterday in my car reading the messages and I felt really bad.

[Big Cat]

This would never happen to anyone.

[Kate]

You think a vet would know a vet and I didn't know that. And he's making the most of life and picking people up on the way. Go for him. Give him a follow. Big fan. My bad.

[PFT Commenter]

There we go. There we go.

[Kate]

It's been bothering.

[Big Cat]

I'm sure he accepts the apology.

[Kate]

I hope so. Sorry. I think you look great.

[Big Cat]

Him and Ashton Kutcher's brother.

[Kate]

Yeah. I didn't know that. I didn't know that either.

[TJ]

They're meeting up to talk about. You gotta find them.

[Kate]

Unaware that that was what was going on.

[Big Cat]

Did you sleep last night?

[Kate]

Not. My anxiety was pretty high, so I apologize. I was wrong and I'm an idiot.

[PFT Commenter]

Should we shoot first, ask questions later?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

That's the name of this show.

[Kyle Brandt]

He looks good. He looks good for someone who was blown up.

[Kate]

Yes. Thank you, Kyle. It does looks.

[PFT Commenter]

That was a good apology. You guys want to apologize? Is anybody else saying MJ was a pedophile?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that.

[Big Cat]

I don't think we ever said that.

[Brandon Walker]

Now, you guys, we certainly did not say that. We also. I've watched that clip multiple times. I've not seen one piece of ice.

[Big Cat]

Well, it's saturated in the shirt.

[Brandon Walker]

Then what's he grabbing if he's the ice?

[Big Cat]

Maybe he thinks, yeah, normal.

[Kyle Brandt]

If a third grader had ice in his shirt in front of me, I would try to get it out, I guess. Gotta get that out.

[TJ]

All right.

[PFT Commenter]

Got it, champ.

[Brandon Walker]

Got it.

[TJ]

Absolutely.

[Kyle Brandt]

Have to normal move. I like how the two biggest losers in the world right now are Kevin Durant and Michael Jordan. Don't send your son to aau.

[Brandon Walker]

There's just no upside there.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. They'll end up name searching themselves constantly. Although there's complete polar opposites in the fact that I don't think Michael Jordan has been bothered by anything for.

[TJ]

No.

[Kyle Brandt]

Years and years he's been numbing.

[TJ]

He doesn't know that anybody's talking.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, he doesn't.

[TJ]

He has no clue.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah, it's true.

[PFT Commenter]

It's pretty awesome like that. It's got to be a great feeling for him to like. In a world where everyone has to address everything. Like an influencer has 500 followers. Like, always gets in a controversy. Like, listen, I've seen the, you know, I want to apologize to my followers. Michael Jordan's like, what are you talking about? There was a clip that of one of his, like, dudes, I think had a bag of cocaine in like a sweet and they caught it on camera.

[Kyle Brandt]

He didn't hear anything, don't say anything. Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Didn't give a.

[Brandon Walker]

He just hangs out at his own golf course. Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Keith Yandel's a member.

[Kate]

Where does he live now?

[PFT Commenter]

Florida.

[Kate]

Okay.

[PFT Commenter]

I think. And yeah, because he doesn't own any of the Hornets anymore.

[Brandon Walker]

Right, Right. I'm sure he's still got a Carolina base, though. That's probably where that NASCAR team's based out of. Right.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, that's true.

[Big Cat]

But yeah, he, that was the happiest he's ever seemed.

[TJ]

Don't you think that.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, no, he was so happy that because he's been doing that, he's been doing the racing for a while.

[TJ]

Brandon, you get frustrated that people will just defend Michael Jordan.

[Brandon Walker]

I do. I think Michael Jordan.

[TJ]

You love Michael Jordan.

[Brandon Walker]

I do.

[TJ]

I, I, I do you think that's why that adds to his legacy or his aura or whatever, that he just never says anything? And that if Michael Jordan had an active Twitter account for the last 15 years, there'd be a lot more haters of him.

[Brandon Walker]

I think he's the most protected celebrity in the history of American celebrity. That's what I think of him. I think he is both the best basketball player we've ever seen. An incredible marketing creation that nobody is.

[TJ]

That's what I'm saying. He's, he stepped back and let the machine run. What?

[Connor]

What?

[TJ]

He just kind of plays golf. Do you think if he was in the public eye every single day.

[Brandon Walker]

Fuck up every now and then.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[TJ]

I would kind of hate him.

[Big Cat]

What do you think he's protected from?

[Brandon Walker]

Well, I mean, not if you just. If he had many scandals and scandals during his career that he had to address. Never. Never want talking about.

[PFT Commenter]

He had to address the gambling and.

[Brandon Walker]

Never dinged him at all in the public eye.

[PFT Commenter]

Really fucking good at basketball.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, but.

[PFT Commenter]

But, like, cool as fuck.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, but like, LeBron will say taco funny on Twitter and. And people. People just ruin it.

[Hank]

Yeah, but Michael doesn't give anyone ammo.

[PFT Commenter]

Right. And I also.

[Brandon Walker]

But he does. That's a.

[TJ]

That was.

[Hank]

That was back when there was no Twitter.

[Brandon Walker]

Used to punch out teammates. And we. We. We lauded him. Like, oh, my God, he's so competitive.

[Hank]

Yeah, but he did everyone back.

[Brandon Walker]

Every other. Every other player knocks out teammate. He's an asshole.

[PFT Commenter]

But I think that speaks to him just being like, I'm. I don't. He definitely cares about legacy, but he gives off the appearance of not caring where it's just like, let it speak for itself. LeBron gets himself vulnerable because it's like he cares so much that it's not pathetic, but you know what I mean? KD is kind of that same way. Yeah. When you care that much, people will attack you.

[Brandon Walker]

Michael has ended friendships because of things they've said about him. He ended the friendship with Charles Barkley.

[PFT Commenter]

But that's awesome.

[Brandon Walker]

Barkley is not a good gm. That's not awesome, though.

[PFT Commenter]

No, that is awesome. Just being like, I'm not talking to you.

[Brandon Walker]

But you said he doesn't care. But he.

[PFT Commenter]

He clearly. No, I know. I'm. No, I said he does care. He gives off the appearance of not hearing because he doesn't.

[Brandon Walker]

Charles Marley said, you're a bad owner or bad gm. And he's like, I'll never talk to you again.

[PFT Commenter]

And I bet you Charles Barkley regrets that.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think Charles Barkley does.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

He probably would rather be friends with Michael Jordan.

[TJ]

How would LeBron have handled ICED on a kid shirt?

[Big Cat]

He would have done something weirder.

[Brandon Walker]

Or I would have shot him.

[PFT Commenter]

Probably would have taken a body shot off him.

[TJ]

He would have flopped, Fallen.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah, probably.

[PFT Commenter]

So you're apologizing to what? All right, so you're not getting.

[Brandon Walker]

I apologize. Casey.

[PFT Commenter]

Not getting his rookie.

[Brandon Walker]

But I was given. I apologize to Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all time and a great human being. There was ice all over that kid.

[PFT Commenter]

Can't be having his record card in the hands.

[Brandon Walker]

There was ice all over that. It was Covered in ice.

[PFT Commenter]

Covered in ice.

[Big Cat]

Where is that rookie card? Is that your house?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, it's. He's got it still. Or TJ's the overseer here at the office, I think. I haven't seen it in a while. There it is.

[PFT Commenter]

There it is.

[Big Cat]

Pretty cool.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. But I do apologize. Kate's guy. Although in that case I was working more bad information from Pate, so I accept that.

[Kate]

Yeah, pretty bad. So he's a fighter.

[PFT Commenter]

Let's just not apologize for anything ever.

[Brandon Walker]

Or apologize for everything. Blanket apology right now. Sorry.

[TJ]

Reuben Stutter did that in 2004.

[Big Cat]

He just gave an apology for everything.

[Connor]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Sorry, fool.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[TJ]

The entire song was for the whole year. The whole year, yeah. 2004.

[Kate]

Is he still.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, Alive, probably. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

He's lost some weight, I think.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, good for him.

[PFT Commenter]

Some are all.

[TJ]

Not all.

[Brandon Walker]

Can't lose all of it.

[PFT Commenter]

Well, you could die.

[Kyle Brandt]

Some are all.

[Brandon Walker]

Even then, you still have density, too.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[TJ]

That's some real.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a deal, Josie. The guy at Daytona, the best we should have talked about on mostly, the guy at Daytona who threw somebody's ashes at the finish line.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[TJ]

I didn't see that.

[PFT Commenter]

Right back in his face.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. It didn't even get to the track, though.

[TJ]

Oh, like a fan.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Tried to throw it on the track.

[Brandon Walker]

And ask the guy.

[TJ]

Right back in his face.

[Brandon Walker]

There was chaos at the. At the line. Right. And as it. The. It's happening, the guy's crossing. He runs up and throws ashes and he goes right back.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, man.

[Kate]

Oh, it happened right at a crash, too.

[Big Cat]

That was the last lap.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[TJ]

So he sees the crash happening and he's like, now's the time.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, I think he was going to do it at the. When the.

[TJ]

Look, he was.

[Connor]

That the end of the race.

[Brandon Walker]

That's the end. He was waiting for the end. Yeah. This is the. This guy. This first car here went.

[TJ]

It looks like he's waiting for the crash.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[TJ]

He hated that relative.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Threw him right into traffic.

[TJ]

One more time. Grandma. Where would you want.

[PFT Commenter]

I think. I think a river.

[Big Cat]

Rivers are kind of gross.

[PFT Commenter]

No, but like, then you're just part of the river forever.

[Big Cat]

What?

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Just eventually get to the ocean.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

No, you wouldn't be part of the ocean.

[Brandon Walker]

Some of you would go downstream, some of you would sink to the bottom. Right.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. You'd become part of the world.

[Brandon Walker]

Some would go in the belly of a catfish.

[TJ]

When the. The Viking funeral, does someone have to, like, go get the body? Like, does it actually just burn out at sea.

[Big Cat]

It would have to just go out. Right.

[Brandon Walker]

Does.

[TJ]

Does the body decompose? I have so many questions. In film it looks like so awesome. But they don't really address the. What happens next?

[Brandon Walker]

I'm not familiar.

[Kyle Brandt]

What are the customs?

[TJ]

You put a body on a the boat, you push it out and then you light a arrow and shoot the boat.

[Kate]

What do you mean what happens then?

[PFT Commenter]

They just burn it.

[Kate]

They just burn. Right.

[Brandon Walker]

Right. But what happens after the burn?

[TJ]

Do they. Do they. 100. Does the body fully decompose from the. Does it become full ash or does the. Does the fire just go out and then there's just like a rotting corpse on a half boat?

[Brandon Walker]

Charred rotting corpse.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

By like lobster.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Kyle Brandt]

I don't know.

[TJ]

It looks so elegant.

[Big Cat]

But the cleanup is messy.

[TJ]

Cleanup is probably messy.

[Kyle Brandt]

You've seen modern footage.

[TJ]

I've seen Game of Thrones.

[Kyle Brandt]

Ah, okay.

[TJ]

That's what it's called. It's a Viking funeral.

[Kyle Brandt]

I've heard that the like times. I've never really knew my makeup.

[PFT Commenter]

Game of Thrones?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It's awesome.

[Hank]

Yeah, I've been seeing that.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. The nerds are going.

[Big Cat]

The episodes are 30 minutes. It's great.

[PFT Commenter]

When did it start?

[Big Cat]

It's on episode four. Four or five.

[PFT Commenter]

Is it the same as the the Dragon show?

[Big Cat]

No, it's different.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, okay.

[Big Cat]

Pretty good.

[PFT Commenter]

I might be into it.

[Kyle Brandt]

I like it. I never gotten into it.

[Big Cat]

Big shout out to Quigs. See? He made Kyle life.

[Kyle Brandt]

Can we watch Quigs? I owe him everything.

[Brandon Walker]

That was the happiest I've seen.

[Kyle Brandt]

I tried to Venmo him. I don't. I couldn't find it.

[PFT Commenter]

But try that hard actually.

[Big Cat]

Sean Quigley.

[Kyle Brandt]

I looked up a lot of different derivatives of his name but you have his phone number. Because he wouldn't want me to. He wouldn't accept mine.

[Brandon Walker]

Is he here? Is he like 25ft away from you right now?

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

That's just impossible.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. No one can ever get in touch.

[Big Cat]

Can't be done.

[PFT Commenter]

No. So yeah, I. I saw this clip. Can we play it? He created new platzen.

[Big Cat]

I think it go. I think we're trying to get it to go public in a few weeks.

[Brandon Walker]

Where people can play it. Yes.

[TJ]

Yes sir.

[Kyle Brandt]

Holy effervescent. Tilts out for the boys. Oh. Oh. Head Island. The house that Spencer Merlot built. This is Pen. This is Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania.

[TJ]

Sturdy shore.

[Kyle Brandt]

The south shore. The explosion proof twin towers. The Grand Peter wanted too.

[Kate]

Oh.

[PFT Commenter]

Look at that big crumb baby.

[Kyle Brandt]

The grand petite. What he did is insane. It's So I. I sent him a description of, like, several of the cities in my state, and he made a full on lifelike replica AI replica of each one. That was like, bizarrely accurate.

[Big Cat]

You were like, welling up.

[Kyle Brandt]

I got to play like a real life geoguessr with it.

[Big Cat]

You were good at it.

[PFT Commenter]

It's his brain.

[Big Cat]

Except any challenger.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Kyle Brandt]

The amount of work skill and intelligence that went into that is incredible. So shout out to quit.

[PFT Commenter]

Craigs doesn't get enough credit for being probably our smartest.

[Brandon Walker]

He's the most talented guy, the best of the best.

[Kyle Brandt]

And he's just like, funnier than everyone too. Yeah, yeah, he is better poster.

[TJ]

It's crazy.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. His fake menses was incredible.

[Steven Cheah]

Was.

[Brandon Walker]

Was the funniest night of the year.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, you're already declaring that?

[Brandon Walker]

I thought it. It was very funny, actually. Was that last year?

[PFT Commenter]

No, that was this.

[Hank]

That was this year.

[PFT Commenter]

That was this year.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[PFT Commenter]

January.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Did you guys see Jerry last night?

[Big Cat]

So good.

[PFT Commenter]

It was funny because someone point. Someone pointed out they're like, why hasn't Jerry been streaming? You know, interacting with the chat? It's like. Well, we did. We did have that. It was Jerry.

[Steven Cheah]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[PFT Commenter]

Like, turns out Jerry. Yeah, he is good at this. Yeah, yeah. We have proof of. He's very good.

[Big Cat]

The first one you pull up, he has some recoil.

[PFT Commenter]

He called his old cleaning lady, which he called Twin Peaks.

[Big Cat]

He called his old manager at Bath and Body Works or Bed, Bath and Beyond.

[PFT Commenter]

I didn't realize that the next tournaments in Birmingham.

[Big Cat]

England.

[Kyle Brandt]

It's England, not Alabama.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Hank]

I was like.

[PFT Commenter]

Because I was like, I'll pay for this. And he's like, yeah, it's England. Oh, it's a big difference.

[Brandon Walker]

Does Jerry have a passport?

[Big Cat]

Oh, probably a fake one.

[Kate]

Yes, he does, because he went to his wife's.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yep, yep.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. Still, Blue's gonna come on as a sponsor. We're gonna figure that out.

[Big Cat]

It's big.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, because they're streaming all weekend, I think. But yeah, it was a very funny video. It was very, very funny stream by Jerry. But it just also is very funny that Jerry has found a new luster for doing a stream where he interacts with the chat. We did have this. You're very good at it. Jerry's very good at it.

[Kyle Brandt]

Nice.

[Big Cat]

Should make a kids show.

[PFT Commenter]

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[TJ]

No, Evans. No.

[PFT Commenter]

This is such a perfect spot for you guys.

[TJ]

We've had a lot of perfect spots.

[PFT Commenter]

But the Badgers are coming off two massive wins, shooting the ball, like, out of their mind.

[TJ]

We'll be up seven at the under, a timeout, and you'll win the game.

[PFT Commenter]

Ohio State needs this win real bad.

[TJ]

I know.

[PFT Commenter]

Is your best player out?

[TJ]

I actually don't know. Mobley's playing, but I think Mobley is still out. Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Are you getting a call?

[TJ]

Where did that come from?

[Steven Cheah]

Don't worry about it.

[PFT Commenter]

What? Oh, we got a data play tonight.

[Steven Cheah]

It's a Wisconsin money line.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, you did?

[TJ]

Smart.

[PFT Commenter]

I don't like it.

[Brandon Walker]

Steven.

[TJ]

What's the spread?

[PFT Commenter]

One and a half.

[TJ]

Which way?

[PFT Commenter]

I think we're one and a half.

[Steven Cheah]

Wisconsin.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Steven Cheah]

It's pretty much right.

[TJ]

That feels right.

[PFT Commenter]

It's just a bad spot.

[TJ]

Can you promise me this?

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Whatever happens, let's stay friends.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, let's do that.

[Kyle Brandt]

Okay.

[PFT Commenter]

Well, I've. I'm. I'm almost admitting defeat beforehand because I don't want to.

[TJ]

I'm also.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. I don't. I don't want. I. I'm living off a high right now. The Badgers are making me very happy. I'm excited for the tournament. So I'm not gonna let it ruin my night because I'm expecting it to not go well.

[TJ]

If you can put in the call for a loss, do that, please.

[PFT Commenter]

I can't. Unfortunately, I cannot.

[TJ]

I would love.

[PFT Commenter]

I cannot.

[TJ]

Nothing more than an Ohio State win.

[PFT Commenter]

Big Ten tournament. Being here is gonna be fun.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

I think we'll probably have some teams come by.

[TJ]

I think so.

[PFT Commenter]

I think Wisconsin's gonna come by. He's gonna come by.

[Connor]

Long tournament.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. When does it start?

[Brandon Walker]

Tuesday.

[Connor]

Everybody makes it this year, all 18 teams.

[PFT Commenter]

God.

[Connor]

Might be me and Connor on Tuesday.

[PFT Commenter]

At, like, 2:00pm oh, that's funny.

[Connor]

Penn State Rockers.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, because I think that the buys won't be till Thursday.

[Connor]

There's a quad buy for the top team.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, wait, the buy. The buys aren't until Friday.

[Connor]

The top four have a quadruple buy.

[PFT Commenter]

So it's not till Friday.

[TJ]

Yeah, yeah, you play Friday, Saturday. Top teams play Friday.

[PFT Commenter]

Saturday. That's such a funny tournament setup.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, the tournament starts Tuesday and you.

[PFT Commenter]

Might not have a game till Friday.

[Kyle Brandt]

Well, it makes sense though, like. Yeah, you should earn those buys.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, for sure.

[Kyle Brandt]

Or the regular season would mean nothing.

[TJ]

You see how the WCC does it, Kyle.

[Kyle Brandt]

It's like a crazy amount of craziest looking bracket.

[TJ]

Yeah, that's the Big ten bracket.

[PFT Commenter]

Wait, so who. All right, so the top four don't play till Friday. Yeah, I hate. By the way, speaking of brackets, the. The Olympic hockey bracket was so stupid. They played, they played a round robin tournament and everyone made the bracket. What's the point?

[TJ]

Oh, really?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, everybody made it.

[Kyle Brandt]

Just exhibitions.

[Brandon Walker]

The bottom ones are, are in a play in situation for them.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, but still, like, why do we do that?

[TJ]

There's the WCC car.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, that's amazing.

[Kyle Brandt]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Kyle Brandt]

Pacific. What do you tell the Pacific boys?

[TJ]

Just gotta win six.

[PFT Commenter]

Find a way to win six.

[TJ]

We can win these six. We'll get into the big dance and we just win six more. We're champs.

[Kyle Brandt]

We're home.

[PFT Commenter]

Done losing, Steven. So you're getting into college basketball. It's been awesome. It's better than the NBA.

[Steven Cheah]

I'm not. There's just no NBA on tonight.

[Brandon Walker]

It has been still the all star break.

[TJ]

It's been awesome.

[Kyle Brandt]

Awesome.

[PFT Commenter]

Do you have anything to say to that, Steven?

[Steven Cheah]

That the season's been awesome?

[PFT Commenter]

I mean, better than the NBA.

[Steven Cheah]

I can understand the argument because of the tanking and all that, but I think at the end of the day the NBA is a good product. But yeah, the tanking, especially this time of year, makes it very difficult. So I think that's, that's fair. I'm not gonna be up in arms about that.

[TJ]

I actually like that the NBA regular success season sucks because it, it works better for the sports calendar that way that you can just kind of tune it out. Watch March Madness and then after that they start trying in the NBA.

[Big Cat]

But imagine if it's perfect.

[TJ]

Like if it was awesome right now and you're trying to watch football in the NBA. That's just too much.

[PFT Commenter]

Too much. I love.

[Kyle Brandt]

They don't like, they don't really try as hard as they can.

[TJ]

That's Pretty cool.

[Big Cat]

Is it just like an unspoken agreement?

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, I think, I think, yeah. It's like there will be some games they'll try hard and then there's other games are like now.

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah. You kind of have to look at the schedule every night and be like, all right, these are the games to avoid actively.

[Brandon Walker]

These are the teams are going to be trying tonight.

[Steven Cheah]

Yes. Like the right before the break, the Hornets Pistons game where there's a giant fight. Like that game mattered. The horns were on that game winning streak. Pistons were the number one team in the east. Giant fight. That was an awesome game.

[PFT Commenter]

Why don't they just get rid of back to backs in the NBA? Because no one tries on the back.

[Steven Cheah]

To back would be nice. But then you're looking at, you know, starting in like early August.

[Brandon Walker]

Maybe now I'll get rid of some games.

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah, I would love that. I think the NBA should be like 55 games.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, they'll never do that. Ever.

[Brandon Walker]

Too much money.

[PFT Commenter]

Brandon, are you upset about a list?

[Brandon Walker]

The. The tweeter of said list has. Has reached out and texted me and apologized.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, fuck you, Shannon Terry.

[Big Cat]

This guy text you and apologize?

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, it was kind of a crazy list.

[Brandon Walker]

It's an insane list. And not only if you consider.

[TJ]

Oh, you be him.

[Big Cat]

Well, he's them Bowel movement.

[TJ]

He called you a bowel movement.

[Brandon Walker]

He. He runs on three, of course. You know, and he's up in his people and everything. He's got some on three people on there, but like unnecessary roughness. Liam Blutman. Me like the Tate. Yeah, Tate. I mean if.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you like, like, are you.

[Brandon Walker]

All these people should be on there.

[Big Cat]

Your personal account. You're accounting all of your impressions.

[Brandon Walker]

That's what they're doing with.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, like can we really.

[Brandon Walker]

How many.

[PFT Commenter]

Can we really count? Fat squirrel for college football.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, no, but can you count, you know, Will Compton's tweets about whatever he's tweeting about or what Jeff Goodman usually.

[PFT Commenter]

Tweeting about, like Mount Rushmore season.

[Brandon Walker]

Great week.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, I don't actually care, but I. I did tell him to fix it. Yeah, told him to fix it.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, did you?

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, well, someone tagged me. They're like, how is big cat on? I was like, yeah, fix it, Shannon Parentheses. I don't actually care.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, but we got 10 people that could be on it.

[PFT Commenter]

And yeah, very good spelling. Always just like self suckless. Yeah, you do love a good list.

[Big Cat]

But you can just make a list and put anybody on it.

[PFT Commenter]

Correct.

[Brandon Walker]

I might do that.

[Big Cat]

Make a list.

[Brandon Walker]

I love Making lists. I'm a list maker.

[PFT Commenter]

You are? Give us a list right now.

[Brandon Walker]

A list?

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, Random topic.

[Brandon Walker]

Alabama Chocolate Bananas Foster and Giraffes. Pretty decent.

[Kyle Brandt]

It's in order.

[PFT Commenter]

What is that list?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh. Make some lists. And then we have to guess what it is. Kind of like Jay's Jeopardy.

[TJ]

Like that?

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[TJ]

That's a fun game.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. Make a couple lists. You take your time. Right now, Steven, you make a list, too.

[Kyle Brandt]

Alabama Chocolate Bananas Foster.

[TJ]

Giraffes.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Kyle Brandt]

Places I'd want to be conceived.

[Brandon Walker]

Bananas Foster.

[Big Cat]

No, it's in order to like.

[Kyle Brandt]

Chocolate would make sense. Maybe like a romantic.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, sure.

[PFT Commenter]

Valentine's Day Giraffe would be dominant things. Alabama football. Chocolate's dominant.

[Big Cat]

Bananas Foster.

[Hank]

I don't even think Brandon knows.

[TJ]

Dominant.

[Brandon Walker]

It was just four. The first things that happened to me came into my mind.

[Steven Cheah]

Is there a number I should shoot.

[TJ]

For or just chocolate or Bananas Foster and Giraffe Jay.

[PFT Commenter]

By the way, we're doing Haters ball tomorrow.

[Brandon Walker]

Just. You know, that list was the first four things I could think of.

[TJ]

I don't get it. Brandon.

[Brandon Walker]

Right? Trying just the first four things I can think of. That was my list.

[TJ]

Giraffe.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. And I wouldn't worry about it.

[Kyle Brandt]

No, no.

[Hank]

We're gonna get this.

[TJ]

Oh, is chocolate tall? I don't think so.

[Kate]

Should we dress evil for the haters Ball tomorrow?

[Big Cat]

Probably evil.

[Kate]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

Mustaches?

[Kate]

Yeah. Mustaches. Like all black. Black darkness.

[Brandon Walker]

Dress like the. The Haters ball from Chappelle Show.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

All in pimp suits.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that'll be cool.

[Hank]

I would dress evil or like ripped jeans.

[Kate]

Dress like punks or dress whatever evil is to you.

[PFT Commenter]

Okay. Are you gonna make a list?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah, sure. Sure.

[PFT Commenter]

You guys want to. You want something for my hate list while we wait?

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Wouldn't mind it.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Umbrellas. But only as they go up in size.

[Brandon Walker]

Umbrellas are the most selfish apparatus we have as humans.

[PFT Commenter]

But only as they go up in size.

[Big Cat]

So tiny umbrella being drink.

[PFT Commenter]

Love a tiny umbrella.

[Big Cat]

And then it goes to the portables.

[PFT Commenter]

Not really a fan.

[Big Cat]

They're not Great.

[PFT Commenter]

And then when, like beach umbrellas. And they're so annoying to get up and down. And when somebody move them walking around.

[Big Cat]

New York City and somebody was kind of a golf umbrella at you.

[PFT Commenter]

Yep, yep. As. As they go up in size umbrellas suck. Tiny umbrellas are awesome, huh?

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah. Those are underrated.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Hank]

People lose their sense of spatial awareness with umbrellas.

[PFT Commenter]

Correct.

[Hank]

It's always poking you and then.

[PFT Commenter]

And then having Like a. Like those big. Like, like an umbrella. If you're sitting on a patio eating and like, oh, can we move it? Can we get a little sun? And they're like, you got to bring out like three guys to. Yeah, crank it up, crank it down.

[Big Cat]

I don't like those.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

For that. But like once you get the beach umbrella in, it's great.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, but a cabana is just so much better.

[Kyle Brandt]

Oh yeah.

[TJ]

Oh, you're not. You're not. Option. You're not at this. You might as well be inside if you're in a cabana.

[PFT Commenter]

No, you have the inside indoor outdoor.

[TJ]

Go back to your hotel room.

[PFT Commenter]

No, no, no, no. No cabanas.

[TJ]

The umbrella is kind of. I want to feel the breeze. I want to feel the breeze.

[PFT Commenter]

No, the breeze and the cabana. You have stuff in the cabana. Then you got chairs outside the cabana. You can go indoor, outdoor, any as you please. You go take it.

[TJ]

But I want to be outdoor.

[PFT Commenter]

Then you can.

[TJ]

I want to be 100 out.

[PFT Commenter]

But. But a but a but a umbrella. You're under the shade the whole time.

[TJ]

No.

[Big Cat]

And the guy that can put the umbrella in, well, just the twist. He's king.

[Kate]

Oh yeah.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah. King of the beach.

[Kate]

I've been using a new kind of beach umbrella the last couple years. That it. It's a sack that you. You don't even have to really dig much of a hole. You dig like 6 inches and then it's this. These big flaps come down and you just fill it with sand and put the flaps back on these hooks and it like. It's like a sandbag. It's like built in sandbag.

[PFT Commenter]

I'm lost.

[Kate]

You don't have to.

[PFT Commenter]

That's not. It is on the ground. It is umbrella though.

[Kate]

Beach umbrellas for me. No, it's a big ass beach umbrella. Even cow hooks on it. But you don't have to dig holes or twist or worry about it. Blown away.

[Big Cat]

Just has.

[PFT Commenter]

I see what you're saying. These flaps that fold out you the base of it.

[Kate]

You put some sand in, you hook, pull the flaps back up. It's like changed the game for me. Everyone. That was a really cool peach umbrella anecdote I had.

[TJ]

I like a good beach umbrella.

[Kate]

It's a cool name.

[Kyle Brandt]

We like beach umbrellas.

[Hank]

Like, yeah, I don't mind a sun umbrella, but rain umbrella.

[PFT Commenter]

These.

[Kate]

I hate the shibumis.

[PFT Commenter]

I also found out that I Don't get me started on vacation. I. I don't think I like the beach.

[Kate]

No.

[PFT Commenter]

I think I Like pools.

[Big Cat]

I like being by the beach.

[Kyle Brandt]

I agree.

[Kate]

I love the beach.

[PFT Commenter]

Do you like. You like pool?

[Kyle Brandt]

I like seeing a beach, yes. But I'd rather be at a pool by the beach.

[PFT Commenter]

Correct.

[Big Cat]

The last two times I went on a beach vacation, I haven't gone in the ocean.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle Brandt]

I don't really go in.

[Big Cat]

I went into the sand and then I walked along the side.

[Brandon Walker]

You guys are hating.

[PFT Commenter]

It's so hot.

[Brandon Walker]

Beaches are amazing.

[Kyle Brandt]

They're not horrible.

[Kate]

A good beach sandwich after sweet.

[TJ]

Digging.

[Brandon Walker]

In the sand, you sit three hours by a pool. You're just by a pool. You said three hours. Just chilling on a lightly populated beach.

[Hank]

A lot less sharks in a pool.

[PFT Commenter]

A lot less.

[Brandon Walker]

You have never seen a shark at a beach.

[Kate]

Smell of the ocean.

[TJ]

I love a beach.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm sending. I sent one list. I'm gonna send a second one.

[Kate]

You're a beach guy.

[PFT Commenter]

No way, man.

[Big Cat]

Since when?

[Kyle Brandt]

Any field experience?

[PFT Commenter]

Just any. Any natural beaches you've been on?

[TJ]

It's almost beach time. Yeah, it's almost. I haven't figured out Chicago beaches, though. I don't know what the.

[Kyle Brandt]

They're quite nice.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, there's.

[TJ]

There's way too, like, way. Brandon, your point? Way too many people.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[TJ]

It's chaos. Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

North Ave Beach. Good one. Because you can go from Old Town and then, like, go to the beach, then go to a bar. That's fun.

[Kyle Brandt]

That whole area is. I think it's amazing.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Kate took Danny and I to a beach and it was. There was nobody there because the water was just all, like, chum. It was all fish heads, but it was gorgeous.

[Hank]

No swimming signs.

[PFT Commenter]

You might be a more North Shore beach guy, Titus. There's some good ones that are a little bit less populated.

[TJ]

Yeah, I gotta get. I gotta get out of the city a little bit.

[PFT Commenter]

That's pretty nice.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Steven Cheah]

I got a list of people.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, you got a list.

[Kate]

Okay, so we're guessing the title of the list.

[Big Cat]

What?

[PFT Commenter]

It's sorted by list. Oh, time. Sexual. 11, 101 705. Vision. Rib. Amazon, 112. Wow.

[Kyle Brandt]

An ordered list.

[PFT Commenter]

Is this ordered?

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah, we have to put it in order or that is.

[Steven Cheah]

It's ordered. You got to guess what the list is.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, my God.

[Kyle Brandt]

11, one, rib.

[Hank]

We got food, numbers, adjectives.

[Kate]

The Bible.

[TJ]

This is what the Amazon 1110175 sequence.

[Big Cat]

What could that be?

[Brandon Walker]

That.

[Big Cat]

Those could all be temperatures.

[TJ]

11, 10175. That's a list within a list. The 11, 1017.

[Big Cat]

Unless that's the word.

[Steven Cheah]

The Word list does not count. That's just saying what, the list.

[Big Cat]

No, we're saying the comma sequence.

[TJ]

We understand that the sequence of numbers is one item.

[Steven Cheah]

No, not necessarily.

[PFT Commenter]

Why is 112 separate of the other numbers?

[Connor]

I think I got part.

[Kyle Brandt]

I got.

[Connor]

I don't know what the numbers are, but I got their other ones.

[Kyle Brandt]

Okay, what do you got, tj?

[Connor]

Prime time. Sexual prime. Amazon prime.

[Kate]

Oh, oh, prime numbers.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, prime numbers.

[Brandon Walker]

But those are your.

[PFT Commenter]

What's 112?

[Brandon Walker]

So you're 12, though.

[Kyle Brandt]

Drop, TJ.

[Big Cat]

Oh, so your favorite primes. Number one is prime time.

[Steven Cheah]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

Then your sexual prime.

[Steven Cheah]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

And then prime numbers.

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah.

[Hank]

You like those?

[Steven Cheah]

Kind of cool. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You think women hit their prime at 11? No. Or 101.

[Steven Cheah]

Oh.

[Brandon Walker]

All right.

[PFT Commenter]

That was pretty good.

[Hank]

You might be on another list.

[Brandon Walker]

Tj. You use my second list I sent you.

[PFT Commenter]

Wait, what's Prime 112?

[Steven Cheah]

It's a restaurant.

[Brandon Walker]

Restaurant.

[PFT Commenter]

Why don't you put 47 there?

[Steven Cheah]

Oh, the indie one.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. You like going next week?

[Big Cat]

Stephen, you like prime numbers more than prime rib.

[Kyle Brandt]

You don't like prime numbers like that?

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah, prime numbers are cool.

[TJ]

They're never talking.

[PFT Commenter]

I've never heard you say any prime number.

[TJ]

Never.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah, you've never talked about 101 stunt.

[Steven Cheah]

101.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah, you have. I guess.

[TJ]

112 isn't even prime.

[Big Cat]

Prime.

[TJ]

120.

[PFT Commenter]

That's why it's separate.

[TJ]

Yeah, it's false advertising.

[Big Cat]

Can we search his tweets to see if he's ever tweeted about prime numbers?

[Brandon Walker]

Never once. What was prime Vision?

[Big Cat]

What is prime Vision?

[Steven Cheah]

Sam Schwarzstein. It's the Amazon prime alternate broadcast.

[Brandon Walker]

Sure, sure, sure.

[Big Cat]

Amazon prime might be, like, the best thing ever.

[PFT Commenter]

All right, I'm gonna do it.

[Kyle Brandt]

All right. What do they.

[Big Cat]

You just get. You get anything you want in a day or two.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh.

[Kyle Brandt]

Oh, yeah. That is nice.

[Big Cat]

So he's talking about prime time.

[Brandon Walker]

This is just him saying prime. Prime video, never mentioning a number.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I don't believe your list.

[Brandon Walker]

Yep. You lied about the numbers.

[Steven Cheah]

I think they're cool.

[TJ]

Prime rib.

[Brandon Walker]

There's prime rib right there.

[Big Cat]

All right, when was your sexual prime?

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, could you make more of a noise as you get up, please?

[Steven Cheah]

Probably still in it.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[Steven Cheah]

Actually, no.

[Brandon Walker]

I mean, can't be in your sexual prime post vasectomy.

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Can you.

[Steven Cheah]

It's same thing, dude. Yeah, I mean, probably like, 18 to 23. We were nothing like crazy.

[PFT Commenter]

So we.

[TJ]

What constitutes sexual prime? The. The amount that you're getting or the amount you want it? I Think sexual drive or is it. Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

Sexual primes are later than that aren't.

[Kyle Brandt]

Variety of interconnecting metrics.

[Steven Cheah]

I think it's different for men. Like, I mean, I don't know if.

[Hank]

Your sexual prime could be during a time where you're strictly jerking off.

[Steven Cheah]

Not strictly, but like you're like you could go so many times right now. Now that's not. You don't geologically possible.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think at 18 you knew what you were doing like you were.

[Kyle Brandt]

Biologically the hard erosion is igneous rock.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Okay, I got one for you. Rip it, tj. This is fun.

[Connor]

I got two from Brandon as well.

[PFT Commenter]

Great. Let's do Brandon.

[Brandon Walker]

Let's do the second one.

[PFT Commenter]

Sports, food, titties, video games, animals, music, tv. The sky. Things you like.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, those are just.

[Big Cat]

Those are all things, Brandon.

[Kyle Brandt]

You.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Your favorite Things you like music more than animals.

[TJ]

Things you like looking at.

[Brandon Walker]

That's just my top eight things. Oh, things. What's top eight thing? I think sports, food and titties are the big three.

[Hank]

The sky.

[PFT Commenter]

Huh.

[Hank]

I feel like that could vary a lot.

[Brandon Walker]

The sky's awesome. You ever think about the sky?

[Hank]

I do, but it has its good, good days.

[Big Cat]

And you have the sky over movies.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I'm not a big movies guy. I don't really have the patience anymore.

[Big Cat]

I. I don't like when you sit down and watch a show. You're consuming longer than it would take.

[Brandon Walker]

I think I can only watch a movie in like 30 minute chunks these days.

[Big Cat]

Show length.

[PFT Commenter]

Wait, that was big things.

[Brandon Walker]

Number things we have to figure out. It's the top eight things.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, just your favorite.

[Big Cat]

Those are all fitness.

[Brandon Walker]

Top eight things.

[Hank]

NBA team as number eight.

[Brandon Walker]

Sports, food.

[PFT Commenter]

Where's wrestling?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

The Chicago sky.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I haven't been paying as much attention to wrestling this year.

[Big Cat]

Where are your kids?

[Steven Cheah]

Sports.

[Brandon Walker]

They're not things.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Where are you?

[Brandon Walker]

They're my kids.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

We're slandering Michael Jordan.

[Brandon Walker]

That's not.

[TJ]

What about fishing?

[Brandon Walker]

Fishing. Fishing probably should be ahead of the sky.

[Kyle Brandt]

What about access?

[PFT Commenter]

What about lists?

[Brandon Walker]

Lists are way up there. But I. I still think this guy's about power.

[Big Cat]

Can I ask you this?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You have titties.

[Connor]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Show power.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Titties.

[Big Cat]

You have titties?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You don't have sex.

[Brandon Walker]

Titties are better than sex.

[PFT Commenter]

Agreed. Wow.

[Hank]

What about dolls or your knickknacks?

[Brandon Walker]

Those are good. I like them. But this is top eight man taking. I could have done a top 20 guys, but. But this was.

[TJ]

What about Wealth.

[Brandon Walker]

Don't have it yet.

[Big Cat]

Come on, dude, drop the charade. You make $2.7 million a year.

[Brandon Walker]

I gotta sell a house first.

[PFT Commenter]

You're the richest man in southern Wisconsin.

[Big Cat]

That's probably you.

[TJ]

Actually might be.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm at the northern tip of Illinois. I'm at the very northern tip of Illinois. All right.

[PFT Commenter]

You can show my list.

[Brandon Walker]

T.J. what is this?

[PFT Commenter]

Barry Bonds, O.J. simpson, Mincy, Brandon Walker, Todd Zlatan Stalin, Bruce Bochi.

[Brandon Walker]

Are these the worst people?

[Kate]

Charity cases.

[Hank]

All right.

[Kate]

O.J. simpson, Mincy, Barry Bond, steroids. Right. O.J. simpson, murder.

[Big Cat]

The top four have probably said it.

[Brandon Walker]

He's innocent. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Who's Todd?

[TJ]

Todd.

[Brandon Walker]

It was Todd.

[Kyle Brandt]

It was Todd.

[PFT Commenter]

Todd, do you want me to tell you what the list is?

[Big Cat]

No, no, we'll figure it out.

[Kyle Brandt]

Who's Todd, though?

[Brandon Walker]

Todd Slotin, Stalin. And Bruce Bochy.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

No one is just like what Bruce Bocchi do.

[Hank]

Misunderstood people. People who are in the wrong.

[Steven Cheah]

Can'T quit.

[PFT Commenter]

No.

[Big Cat]

Greg would be on there.

[PFT Commenter]

Green people.

[TJ]

Not convicted for the murder of Nicole Brown Simpson.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[TJ]

They all have that in common.

[PFT Commenter]

That actually is true. These are my favorite big heads.

[Kyle Brandt]

Oh, big heads.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Big heads.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. What do you mean, big head?

[Kate]

Todd in the Monsters, like, Barry Bonds had a big head.

[PFT Commenter]

Huge head.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Enormous head.

[Brandon Walker]

O.J. simpson had a big head.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. Remember the Chappelle?

[Brandon Walker]

Damn.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, just got big head.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I don't.

[PFT Commenter]

Some of them are actual physical big heads. Some of them are just. Okay, yeah.

[Hank]

Mental.

[PFT Commenter]

Brandon's actually both.

[Big Cat]

I view Mincy as having like a tiny head.

[PFT Commenter]

No, but he's got a big head in terms of his ego.

[Big Cat]

Ego, Fair.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. Bruce Bochy has like. They had to make special helmets for him because his head's so big.

[Big Cat]

Joe Buck.

[PFT Commenter]

Joe Buck should have been on there. Damn it. Yeah. Bruce Bushy has good list.

[Brandon Walker]

Eight.

[Connor]

Eight.

[PFT Commenter]

No quarter hat. Big ass head.

[Brandon Walker]

Eight and a quarter. I've never heard eight. I've heard eight.

[PFT Commenter]

Makes special helmets.

[Brandon Walker]

I've never heard eight.

[PFT Commenter]

And his head's so big. All time baseball guy.

[Brandon Walker]

They had Todd and the Monsters. Yep.

[PFT Commenter]

It's good list.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle Brandt]

Huh?

[PFT Commenter]

You do have a physically big head. Huh? You have a physically big head.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, but that's not why you put me on the list.

[PFT Commenter]

No, I put you on for both. You're the you. You basically tie them all.

[Brandon Walker]

I also wear a size 8. Yeah. I'll wear a big, big hat.

[PFT Commenter]

Imagine if it was a quarter more.

[Brandon Walker]

Can't even fathom it.

[PFT Commenter]

That 10.

[Brandon Walker]

You'd be Bruce Bo. Be a giant head.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, you'd be a multi time World Series champion.

[Kyle Brandt]

Champion.

[Big Cat]

That'd be cool.

[Brandon Walker]

Sure, sure. Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

How many win?

[Kyle Brandt]

Four.

[Brandon Walker]

Boi. Three with the Giants and then one more with the Rangers, right?

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, yeah, four.

[Big Cat]

Who's the highest tier athlete you wouldn't change your life with, Brandon?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I think I would change with every starting and backup quarterback. Yeah, probably every starter in the NFL, period.

[PFT Commenter]

You would do it for a kicker? We had this discussion.

[Brandon Walker]

Kicker's the most volatile lifestyle.

[PFT Commenter]

I do it. I wouldn't do it for a punter. I'd do it for a kicker.

[Brandon Walker]

I would do it for a made kicker. Like the top, the elite of the elite. Like the top three kickers. I would trade lives with. I wouldn't trade lives with the number 14 kicker. That guy is living check to check.

[PFT Commenter]

And scared all the time.

[Kyle Brandt]

Because of age.

[Brandon Walker]

No, because their job is never secure. You're one missed kick away from being cut.

[PFT Commenter]

If they have one bad Sunday, they could, they'll, they'll bring in some guys.

[Brandon Walker]

They'll lose everything. Yeah, and you'll be starting over in a new city. Kickers where I would draw the line.

[Big Cat]

What about the lowest tier member of Dude Perfect?

[Brandon Walker]

I would trade lives right now with every single member of Dude Perfect. The. Oh, maybe their video editor. I would not trade lives with.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah, they have amazing lives.

[Brandon Walker]

Even though.

[PFT Commenter]

What about the second twin?

[Brandon Walker]

No, both twins. Tall guy, purple hoser, beard guy.

[Steven Cheah]

All of them.

[Brandon Walker]

They're.

[PFT Commenter]

Tall guy's the best.

[Brandon Walker]

Tall guy is the best. Cody Jones. I, I. Big head. I would. I know my life. I, I don't know that I would trade your life for. For one of the Dude Perfect. I think all the.

[PFT Commenter]

No, they have it.

[Brandon Walker]

Pretty much everybody in this room, they.

[PFT Commenter]

Have the best life.

[Connor]

What about Sparky?

[PFT Commenter]

Who's Sparky?

[Connor]

Dude Perfect's new guy.

[Big Cat]

They have a new guy.

[Brandon Walker]

I haven't seen Dude Perfect.

[Big Cat]

I didn't know they were out a new guy.

[Brandon Walker]

They added a guy.

[PFT Commenter]

They can't do that.

[Connor]

I don't know if he's a dude yet, but he's certainly in all their videos.

[Brandon Walker]

What about whoever's.

[Big Cat]

Get eyes on Sparky?

[Brandon Walker]

Whoever's in the bear costume or the. What costume is it?

[Connor]

You're not a real Duder.

[Kate]

They've added Sparky guy in the purple.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, I know Spark.

[Brandon Walker]

My kids have grown up, so I haven't seen them as much.

[Kyle Brandt]

They.

[Brandon Walker]

Once my kids got into teenage years, they stopped watching them.

[TJ]

Where'd he come from?

[PFT Commenter]

How long do you think they're Going to be doing this forever. And they should. Oh, yeah.

[Kyle Brandt]

They.

[Big Cat]

But they need to hire more dudes.

[Brandon Walker]

Just have kids.

[Kyle Brandt]

Does their.

[TJ]

So their audience does not age with them. Their audience continues to be like 12 year olds.

[Brandon Walker]

I think I say that. I think my. My 11 year old, my 13 year old are still very much dude heads.

[PFT Commenter]

That's what they called.

[Brandon Walker]

That's what I call them.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh.

[TJ]

But they. They've been at it for a while.

[PFT Commenter]

Long time.

[Brandon Walker]

15 years now.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. I think they have probably the best life. I mean, there's people at Barcelona trade lives with.

[Big Cat]

No, there shouldn't be.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[PFT Commenter]

You. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Who?

[PFT Commenter]

Rigs.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[PFT Commenter]

Riggs has the best life at Marshall. Okay.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

By far.

[Big Cat]

That's fair.

[PFT Commenter]

He just golfs and lives in warm climates.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that's what he wants.

[PFT Commenter]

And travels to the best golf courses in the world.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And cries.

[PFT Commenter]

And cries.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

Riggs is fine.

[Brandon Walker]

Riggs probably has the number one bar still alive.

[Big Cat]

Imagine a scrolling Riggs's Instagram. Yeah, it's like menu for him.

[PFT Commenter]

Biz has an awesome life.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Because Biz also has like every summer off.

[Brandon Walker]

That's.

[PFT Commenter]

Not that he's still podcast, but like, he doesn't have to do tnt.

[TJ]

Yeah, that was kind of the same.

[Big Cat]

We saw sick.

[TJ]

His house is. Yeah, that was the subplot of the mincy trip for me. Right. Like, this is awesome.

[PFT Commenter]

This is awesome.

[TJ]

Awesome life. And yeah, he lives here and just.

[PFT Commenter]

I would. I would have picked Whitney if. If he didn't have such a heavy burden that he lives with.

[Kyle Brandt]

He does.

[PFT Commenter]

But he's up there. For sure.

[Kyle Brandt]

He would be.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, I think.

[Kyle Brandt]

Hank.

[PFT Commenter]

Hank.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah, for sure.

[PFT Commenter]

All right, what's this list? Florida, North Carolina, California, Alabama, New Jersey, South Carolina. This is. Whose is this?

[Brandon Walker]

It's mine.

[PFT Commenter]

Places.

[Big Cat]

Places moved tomorrow.

[Kyle Brandt]

Best beaches.

[Brandon Walker]

Best. Best of lower 48 beaches. Yes.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, really?

[Brandon Walker]

These are. You've talked about beaches. Florida has the best beaches in. In the United States. I didn't conclude Hawaii because I've never been there.

[PFT Commenter]

And I got a question.

[Brandon Walker]

And North Carolina is way up there. California, Alabama, New Jersey and South Carolina.

[Kyle Brandt]

That's actually a good list.

[PFT Commenter]

California has good beaches, but you can't really go in the water.

[Kyle Brandt]

Rocky and can't go.

[PFT Commenter]

They're just.

[Kyle Brandt]

They're beautiful.

[Kate]

Southern California.

[Brandon Walker]

But they look like the best beaches to hang out at.

[PFT Commenter]

They do, but the water's cold. A lot of places. It is very civic's. Big man Mark. You can go in the water, but is it cold?

[TJ]

It's colder than Florida. It feels awesome, though. Like when you're. When you're sweating.

[Brandon Walker]

If it's August.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[TJ]

And you want to. You want to cool off.

[PFT Commenter]

I like it like bath water.

[Brandon Walker]

I mean, they film Bay.

[Kyle Brandt]

California has the beauty. They film Baywatch, but somewhere like.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle Brandt]

Orange Beach, Alabama.

[Brandon Walker]

Love.

[Kyle Brandt]

That's like an ideal beach.

[Brandon Walker]

I love Orange Beach, Alabama.

[Kyle Brandt]

It's just like. Yeah, the clientele is probably fucking disgusting.

[Brandon Walker]

Where I vacation every year. Look, every year of my life. I'm going there this year. You think, Good for you. You think my family's disgusting.

[Kyle Brandt]

And those panhandled Florida beaches.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

The 38 beaches are incredible.

[Kyle Brandt]

But look, it's the closest beach to people.

[Steven Cheah]

Where?

[Brandon Walker]

In Mississippi, in the south.

[Kyle Brandt]

Mississippi, Alabama.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

It's where.

[Brandon Walker]

It's where we grew up going. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Anyone else got a list?

[Big Cat]

I can think of one.

[PFT Commenter]

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[Brandon Walker]

Dante texted me last night and apologized.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, really?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he apologized. Said he didn't mean it.

[PFT Commenter]

Said he.

[Brandon Walker]

He was amped up in the moment. And I told him I, you know, it's all good, so. Yeah, it's all good.

[PFT Commenter]

Good.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. No problems here.

[PFT Commenter]

Good.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. I did tell him I might continue to be a little bit of a bitch about it for a couple of days.

[PFT Commenter]

Fair.

[Brandon Walker]

But. But it's all good, in my opinion.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. So I got it. I think you're thinking the same thing I'm thinking. I'm ready to do the workout again a little bit. Yeah, I feel good.

[Brandon Walker]

I mean, I don't think the world knows just the energy that's coursing through our veins right now.

[PFT Commenter]

Right.

[Brandon Walker]

The creativity.

[PFT Commenter]

Like, if you tried to. Some. Some guy tried to step to me right now, I'd him up with the testosterone, the School.

[Brandon Walker]

I saw you almost whipped Cody's ass today.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, I did. Well, he grabbed.

[Kyle Brandt]

He.

[PFT Commenter]

He fully grabbed my breast, which was very offensive.

[Kate]

Like, he just walked up to you, I think.

[PFT Commenter]

No, I. We had words, and I said, do something about it. Then he came up and he grabbed it, and I was like, he did something about it.

[Brandon Walker]

If somebody says, do something about it, and they. And then the guy grabs your titty, they kind of win.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, No, I was. I was totally.

[Brandon Walker]

That ever happened to you, Kate? Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Just a honk.

[Kate]

Just a little quick honk.

[Brandon Walker]

You think we'll be joined by other people tomorrow? You think our ranks.

[PFT Commenter]

Yes.

[TJ]

This is an open invitation.

[PFT Commenter]

Yes. I actually have to send that.

[Brandon Walker]

Everybody in bar.

[TJ]

Everybody.

[PFT Commenter]

It's gonna be all of bars. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

But not too many people, though.

[PFT Commenter]

Whoever wants to come up. And we're gonna have the. The microphone out there.

[Brandon Walker]

And you have to. You have to say, I am. I am X. And I'm here to start my fitness journey.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, I think you're talking about the hater ball. Oh, yeah, I think we're gonna start.

[Brandon Walker]

I thought we were talking about.

[PFT Commenter]

We're gonna talk. We're gonna start a flash mob.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Oh, this dude's doing dead arms.

[Hank]

Will we be doing rounds for the haterball or listing all our.

[PFT Commenter]

I think we should do. We do rounds. I mean, it's really about discussion. About, you know, you say something and then we discuss. Then we go off on it. I'm gonna send this email.

[Brandon Walker]

Michael, buy a black man suit today. I've been wanting to, anyway.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I'm surprised you don't have one.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I'm trying to think.

[Steven Cheah]

Did you see, speaking of lists, that Bleacher Report ranked the top 99 quarterbacks of all time?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that's right. Ryan Tannehill, 1999. Yeah, there's certainly been 100.

[TJ]

The top 100 quarterbacks of all time.

[Big Cat]

NFL quarterbacks take into account their collegiate career.

[Steven Cheah]

Oh, I believe it's NFL only.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

He probably shouldn't be 99.

[Brandon Walker]

Certainly not.

[PFT Commenter]

Who's 99?

[Brandon Walker]

Ryan Tannehill.

[PFT Commenter]

He had a decent run.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, but I think, like, 96 was, like.

[Steven Cheah]

Justin Herbert was 93.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, they're separated by 6.

[PFT Commenter]

Justin Herbert hasn't won a playoff game.

[Brandon Walker]

Mark Rippin. Well, he had a great year.

[TJ]

It's too high for Craig Martin.

[PFT Commenter]

Career backup Collins.

[TJ]

All right, you got to win a game tomorrow. You taking Herbert or Bert Jones?

[Brandon Walker]

Burt Jones.

[PFT Commenter]

Trent Green was a problem. Jim Everett. Best clip ever. Call me Chris again. Oh, yeah. That was awesome. Can we Play that clip.

[Brandon Walker]

Jim Rome, by the way, impressive. He stayed famous after that because that could have been a career ender.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, but where is Jim Roman Marino attempt.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think I'm checking out where should.

[PFT Commenter]

Who should be ahead? Who should be.

[Big Cat]

Do we like camp?

[PFT Commenter]

Actually, I agree. Marino does. Doesn't get enough respect. Who's ahead of Marino? Go back to it, I assume.

[Brandon Walker]

Just guys have won Super Bowls and they're there because they won Super Bowls. And I think that's intellectually.

[PFT Commenter]

I'll tell you if I'm mad about anyone who had a Marino.

[Steven Cheah]

So they had Russell Wilson over Lamar Jackson.

[Brandon Walker]

Elway will be ahead of him.

[PFT Commenter]

That's crazy.

[Brandon Walker]

Is it?

[Big Cat]

Is it?

[PFT Commenter]

Russell Wilson over Lamar Jackson. LaMar Jackson's won two MVPs.

[Big Cat]

Super Bowl.

[Steven Cheah]

Troy Aikman over Stafford.

[Brandon Walker]

We rank super bowl winners.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, we do.

[Big Cat]

Super bowl or Super Bowls are pretty important.

[PFT Commenter]

If you could start a franchise with Lamar Jackson or Russell Wilson like they start as rookies, you would. You'd take.

[Big Cat]

What's the draft capital? I give up.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, now we're talking, Dan.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That's why I had sports number one on my list.

[Big Cat]

Sports rocks.

[PFT Commenter]

So you're going. You're. You're basing it off of.

[Big Cat]

I think that that's. That helps too. The value.

[Brandon Walker]

Auto. Autogram.

[Big Cat]

I'm also just arguing for the sake of it.

[PFT Commenter]

I like that Johnny Unitis. All right, so Marino. And I'll tell you if I'm mad.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, I'm mad.

[Big Cat]

You're mad.

[Brandon Walker]

There's no chance Steve Young's better than Damn. Reno.

[PFT Commenter]

That's crazy. Reno is better than.

[Brandon Walker]

That's crazy.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, that's stupid.

[Big Cat]

Okay, one. One for one.

[TJ]

Mad.

[PFT Commenter]

Okay, keep going.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Keep going.

[Steven Cheah]

Is it.

[Brandon Walker]

That's crazy.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, I think that's crazy, too. I think that's crazy.

[Kyle Brandt]

He should be higher.

[PFT Commenter]

Marino should be ahead of those guys.

[Kyle Brandt]

Breeze should be high.

[PFT Commenter]

That's where that. Brett Favre is probably ahead of Marino.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm fine with that.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. Elway probably ahead of Marino. Rogers better than Marino.

[Brandon Walker]

He's not better than Elway.

[PFT Commenter]

Homes. Okay, so. So it's just. It was just nine, eight now.

[Brandon Walker]

Joe Montana be two, nine, eight.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Exactly what they want, though.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[TJ]

While we're doing lists, did you see the list? Who put that together? Brandon, the sports.

[Brandon Walker]

Shannon, Terry.

[TJ]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh.

[Kyle Brandt]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, sorry. Sorry.

[TJ]

The most difficult sports.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you see? Oh, it's always Craft Kings tweeted. I don't remember who put it together.

[PFT Commenter]

I want to see this.

[Connor]

I believe this is an old List. Like, it's kind of hard to get any information on when this list was.

[Brandon Walker]

Was made, but yeah, ESPN ranked the degree of difficulty over 60 different sports using all these different variables.

[TJ]

Oh, that looks. Now that I'm looking at it, the yellow looks like a page two thing. Is this, like, very way back to extremely old? It's like a 25 year old.

[PFT Commenter]

Was there something you disagreed with?

[TJ]

Yeah, I mean, bull writing is below badminton. Oh, it is. Page two.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So this is way back.

[TJ]

This is. This is very old.

[PFT Commenter]

Why did I kind of agree with that?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, you don't.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, I do.

[Brandon Walker]

No, you don't. Bull riding words. Tougher, easier to do than badminton.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, you just got to sit on the ball.

[Big Cat]

It kind of depends on.

[Brandon Walker]

That's what you do. You just sit on the ball.

[PFT Commenter]

Well, you just. I mean, like, obviously, the. The. We're not talking about toughness.

[Brandon Walker]

Badminton's yard tennis for people who can't move.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, but you still got to be able to have some skill. Bull riding, like, you could just sit on the bull.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, boy.

[Kyle Brandt]

Oh, boy.

[Hank]

Only takes a few seconds. Badminton, it's like.

[Kyle Brandt]

How do you quantify how difficult a sport is?

[Brandon Walker]

Well, they had different, like your flexibility, your agility, everything you need.

[Kyle Brandt]

How hard is it to just do it or how hard it is to succeed?

[Brandon Walker]

I would think how hard it is to be good at it or how hard it is. No, I think it's just how hard to do because fishing is dead last. Because it's pretty easy. Billiards. Pretty easy. You just need to stick in some balls.

[PFT Commenter]

Bowling should be higher.

[Big Cat]

Golf is low.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, golf is really low.

[TJ]

Cheerleading should be the lowest. Really?

[Brandon Walker]

I mean, yeah, you're not even. Really. You're just.

[TJ]

You don't have to do all the stunts. Really.

[PFT Commenter]

No.

[TJ]

And you could just. You could just stand there and just go, go, team.

[PFT Commenter]

You just hold the chick out of it.

[TJ]

Yeah, you could just. All right, I forgot.

[Big Cat]

You did this brand.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, this. This hurt. This hurt me for a while.

[Big Cat]

See, it's a bad visual that you're.

[TJ]

There's a lot larger.

[Brandon Walker]

If you tried. That wasn't a ball. That was a.

[PFT Commenter]

You tried to play Batman right now. You'd suck after that.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I almost. I almost.

[PFT Commenter]

No, no, I'm saying right now.

[Brandon Walker]

If you got thrown up, swept, I could do it.

[PFT Commenter]

You get killed.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

If you bring in a. A South Korean, the. The Olympian, I would lose. But you could cowplay. We could both play.

[PFT Commenter]

But you could compete in professional bull riding. You could. You could. You could oh, yeah, you could you just sit on the bowl.

[TJ]

Wrestling was below tennis. I thought that was weird.

[Kyle Brandt]

Well, I'm a tennis defender. I think tennis might be the hardest sport to play professionally, both mentally and maybe physically.

[Brandon Walker]

Really?

[Kyle Brandt]

I think it's the most. It is grinding tour to do professionally.

[TJ]

I actually don't know if wrestling is below tennis.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah, wrestling is. Wrestling is.

[Brandon Walker]

Wrestling was below.

[Kyle Brandt]

It's mma. Like, dude, that's the. That is the hardest thing you can do as a person.

[Brandon Walker]

They had boxing once, but can't, like.

[Big Cat]

A blind squirrel, find a nut every once in a while in mma, a lucky knockout and win.

[Kyle Brandt]

But, like, difficulty in terms of training, preparation, weight cutting, and then, you know, the pressure and nerves of possibly dying in the ring and then stepping in.

[TJ]

The ring and hearing him stepping. Okay, okay, Fight now.

[Kyle Brandt]

Getting your brain mashed in.

[Brandon Walker]

That's how old the list is. MMA wasn't even a big enough thing to be on the list.

[TJ]

So why did the surface now?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't want a. DraftKings tweeted it out yesterday. We fell for it.

[TJ]

Interesting.

[Brandon Walker]

Whatever killed 35 minutes for us this morning. Sure.

[TJ]

Dice, sure.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you get your list in?

[Big Cat]

I'm. Look, I'm building it, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Still building a list.

[Big Cat]

Well, yeah, I wanted to be good.

[Steven Cheah]

Nikki, would you think of the Pokemon card that got sold yesterday? 16 and a half million dollars that.

[Big Cat]

Came with a diamond chain.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Logan Paul sold it.

[Steven Cheah]

Pretty diamond chain.

[Brandon Walker]

Isn't that 75k on the diamond chain?

[Big Cat]

Pretty crazy? Pretty, pretty crazy what Pokemon was. It wasn't even a Pokemon.

[Brandon Walker]

It was a.

[Big Cat]

Like a trainer card. It was called Illustrator, but there's very, very few of them. And this one's a 10.

[Kyle Brandt]

The gold chain.

[Connor]

You see the controversy with this, Nick?

[Big Cat]

No.

[Connor]

That he had sold steak in this card to people a couple years ago.

[Big Cat]

Logan Paul wouldn't do something like.

[PFT Commenter]

Wait.

[TJ]

That'S not a Pokemon.

[Big Cat]

It's like a card that you would play while playing the game to, like, improve.

[TJ]

Oh, it's. It's not a Pokemon. It's a Pokemon card, but not a Pokemon.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, yeah.

[TJ]

It's not a Pikachu card. I see what you're saying.

[Connor]

Card with Pikachu on it.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Hank]

All right, enough.

[PFT Commenter]

Got it.

[Hank]

One talk, big heads back.

[PFT Commenter]

What Pokemon?

[Big Cat]

I didn't even bring it up.

[TJ]

Do you play Pokemon with the cards?

[Big Cat]

I did when I was younger.

[TJ]

Do kids my 20s, but they're just like.

[Big Cat]

I don't think kids do. No.

[Steven Cheah]

Pictures.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[TJ]

You don't actually play the game.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Hank]

Were there, like, sore Losers. Like, someone would get really mad if you won and stole their charizard. Would there be, like, you wouldn't play for pinks. What's that mean?

[Big Cat]

You wouldn't like, if I beat you, I wouldn't get your charizard. Oh, that's Paul.

[Hank]

Very low stage cakes.

[Brandon Walker]

You're thinking of Pogs.

[Big Cat]

You're thinking of Pogs.

[Hank]

I must be thinking of Pogs.

[Brandon Walker]

You're thinking of Pogs.

[PFT Commenter]

Pogs are fun.

[Big Cat]

Pogs just re. Released like a box set, and they're coming back. And I bought a sealed one, and I have it still sealed.

[PFT Commenter]

I like that we're getting it into, like, repackaging nostalgia. You see, there's a. There's gonna be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pizza restaurant.

[Steven Cheah]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Is it taking place the Drunken Clam?

[PFT Commenter]

I don't. I don't know.

[Big Cat]

Or paint a picture of Leonardo on the wall.

[PFT Commenter]

I'm in for it, though.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It's getting to that point where, like, people have money to spend on childhood dreams.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And people are taking advantage of that.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. Look. Where is there one coming to Chicago? Did they say three cities have been chosen? Santa Monica, Monterey, Mexico. What the.

[Brandon Walker]

Are they big in Brazil?

[PFT Commenter]

God damn it. How do you not do New York City?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah, I didn't think about that. Are they. Where are the Ninja Turtles? Are they in New York?

[PFT Commenter]

I think so.

[Brandon Walker]

They're in New York.

[PFT Commenter]

Right.

[TJ]

It feels like New York.

[Brandon Walker]

Secret of the Ooze was in New York.

[TJ]

Sewer and pizza.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

April o' Neill was so hot.

[TJ]

City filth plus pizza.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

That has to be New York sewers.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Steven Cheah]

I think Pizza Rat's still alive.

[Brandon Walker]

What?

[Kate]

No, but I think Pizza Rat has, like, an army of pizza children and grandchildren and great, great, great grandchildren.

[PFT Commenter]

That would make sense.

[Kate]

That are equally as, like, alpha and strong.

[PFT Commenter]

You don't remember that was a rat.

[Big Cat]

That had a piece of pizza.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no, I don't.

[PFT Commenter]

Captivated the Internet.

[Brandon Walker]

I wasn't on the Internet till, like, 2019.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, you missed some good stuff. We should teach you some of this. Oh, you should.

[Big Cat]

Yay. What year do you want to start with?

[Brandon Walker]

I'm still publishing all my opinions in newspapers until, like, 2016.

[Kyle Brandt]

Scene.

[Connor]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

That is him.

[TJ]

Rat with a pizza.

[Hank]

Look at Brandon.

[PFT Commenter]

Do you remember when the was. It was ala. What is that? Was that a name?

[Brandon Walker]

An alpaca. Alpaca.

[Hank]

Like the llama.

[Big Cat]

The llama thing.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

When they went on the loose.

[Big Cat]

No.

[PFT Commenter]

Two of them.

[TJ]

Oh, yeah. There's a black one and a white one.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. They just Ran running around. That was an awesome day.

[TJ]

That was cool.

[Kate]

It is exciting to see on your own. Like a squirrel up in a tree with a whole like croissant or something. Oh, there is something.

[Kyle Brandt]

Something about it.

[Hank]

A good IG story.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Kind of lazy.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, you know what I hate? I didn't even add my list. Birds that don't have colors.

[Big Cat]

Those are all girl birds.

[Brandon Walker]

Are they? Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

No. Really misogynist even in that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you are.

[Kate]

Yeah. The plain ones that calm trash birds and birding.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't like them.

[Kate]

The common.

[PFT Commenter]

I want a bird with like. I want oriole or cardinal or blue jay.

[Kate]

By the way, guess who's in Audubon magazine coming up in the next edition.

[Big Cat]

I don't know who you guess again.

[Kate]

It's Merb for bringing birding to Barstool Sports.

[Kyle Brandt]

You made it.

[Kate]

For making the boys interested in birds.

[Kyle Brandt]

Wow.

[Kate]

I got an interview and everything. They just asked. Picture the office address so they could send us the addition.

[Brandon Walker]

Magazines are dying.

[TJ]

German Road magazine.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

The Limitless Road. It's called Autobond.

[Kate]

Or is it?

[Brandon Walker]

Right.

[Big Cat]

The Birdie magazine is called a magazine.

[TJ]

Devoted to the highway system of Audubon.

[Brandon Walker]

There it is right there.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Check out the next edition, everyone, because I'm gonna.

[Big Cat]

You're in it.

[Kate]

I'm in it.

[Kyle Brandt]

Did you send like a photo, a.

[Kate]

Fact checker and everything? No, I'm not covering it.

[TJ]

That's awesome.

[Kate]

It's about the Listers.

[TJ]

Shout out to the list.

[Kate]

First time my dad will ever be proud of me. What do they excited?

[TJ]

I know the list.

[Big Cat]

They ask you.

[Kate]

They. I guess they're talking about how the. This little documentary, like, blew up. And I guess part of it was Big Cat liking it and telling people to watch it was a big deal. I guess he's.

[PFT Commenter]

So. Shouldn't I be in the magazine?

[Kate]

I guess they were like, who's the most accessible and who has the most time on their hands? Kate. I say I'll speak on behalf of.

[Kyle Brandt]

I know that's actually really. You know.

[TJ]

You think the.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah. The fact that you put. I mean, you put those guys on, even if it was minimally, it's.

[Kate]

Yeah. Excited.

[PFT Commenter]

Did they take a picture you changed your life?

[Kate]

No, but maybe they'll include like a screenshot of the act or something. I don't know. But I'm excited. Check out. I'm sure everyone here.

[Kyle Brandt]

How is your put on too?

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, big time.

[Kate]

I know.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Kyle Brandt]

So then I know you think they're.

[TJ]

Working on something else right now.

[Kate]

They are. They're in the woods looking for that woodpecker.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, L.A. it was the most Kate put on Possible, too. She told us about it, like, five times. We all ignored it. And then we. Then we're like, fine, we'll watch it. Like, these guys rock. Why don't you tell us soon?

[Kyle Brandt]

Ian Cobble was.

[Brandon Walker]

Ian.

[TJ]

Was you?

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. She knew.

[Big Cat]

What are you gripping?

[TJ]

Yeah, I've been gripping all show boys.

[PFT Commenter]

Wait, can I grip?

[TJ]

I've been gripping. Yeah.

[Kate]

Two separate gripping.

[Brandon Walker]

Multiple grips.

[Kyle Brandt]

Don't need to grip.

[TJ]

My left pinky is so weak. It's so weak. I can't even get the.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, I like this.

[Kate]

Which one's harder?

[TJ]

That one. That one exposes your weaknesses. Oh, it'll expose your finger weaknesses. My left pinky is just not it.

[Kate]

Like, when will this come in handy in your everyday life?

[TJ]

Basically just shakes. I feel like hands bringing groceries, carrying groceries in. Yeah, that's it. Those are the two things.

[PFT Commenter]

And if you ever find yourself, like, on the side of El Capitan.

[TJ]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Dangling any sort of thing.

[TJ]

If I free solo El Capitan, you'll.

[PFT Commenter]

Be happy you got these. God damn it. I'm happy. I grip.

[TJ]

Yeah. I don't know. They're just. I get.

[PFT Commenter]

I like this one.

[TJ]

Get targeted ads. They call me A. And I, you know, my left pink. There's one that, like, you roll like this, you know.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I don't know.

[TJ]

Get the forearms going.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, my left pinky's so weak.

[TJ]

Your left pinky's weak, too.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Kate]

What is the thing with the rice? You have to try and reach the bottom of the bucket.

[Big Cat]

I just hit it, right.

[Kate]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

Is this Namya or Build Callous?

[Steven Cheah]

How often you guys buying things off of one of the big social media platforms?

[PFT Commenter]

Every day.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I know.

[Brandon Walker]

Really bought something this morning.

[Kate]

I'm, like, wary of it.

[PFT Commenter]

So they target everything I've ever needed or thought of.

[Brandon Walker]

I got guilty this morning. I saw a pair of Nikes that Instagram threw at me, and I was like, yep. And then I stopped myself. I said, you know what? Your wife would want a pair of Nikes. Why don't you buy her some this time instead? So I Instagram guilted me and buy my wife a gift.

[PFT Commenter]

Yep.

[Brandon Walker]

You're lucky.

[Hank]

You probably don't scroll Tick Tock either.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, they got a lot.

[Kyle Brandt]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no, I bought.

[Kyle Brandt]

Have you?

[Hank]

Yeah. Very cool.

[Big Cat]

Is it ever anything nice?

[PFT Commenter]

No, it's. You. Like, I bought a hair gel yesterday. That's like, the guy had incredible hair. I Don't have his hair. But I was like, damn, that's awesome.

[Brandon Walker]

I buy a video console on Tick Tock once a month. It'll say 10,000 games. All. I mean, it's all.

[Big Cat]

They're all exactly the same.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, they're all the same.

[PFT Commenter]

The fat guy T shirt shirts, those are just constantly.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, they just tell you.

[Big Cat]

Oh, they put it on and like fixes their posture.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, they're like, look at this. Yeah, it's tight on the arms, but loosen the belly. Yeah, those. I buy all types of like weird toys for my kids that never work. Thanks.

[Brandon Walker]

Treadmilling. Just.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

What's he doing?

[PFT Commenter]

I bought this, this board game, this electronic board game thing that's just like a pain in my ass.

[Big Cat]

What is it?

[PFT Commenter]

It's called board.

[Big Cat]

I don't know about board.

[PFT Commenter]

Search it. It's. It's pretty cool. But it's also like, I think my kids are too young. So they just like start playing and they're like, it's broken. It's like you just. You died.

[Brandon Walker]

What the is he doing?

[Big Cat]

Okay, go.

[Kyle Brandt]

Huh?

[Brandon Walker]

What are you doing?

[Kate]

He's reversing his mileage.

[Hank]

What does it look like, Brandon?

[Brandon Walker]

Why?

[PFT Commenter]

Good for you.

[Brandon Walker]

Bored.

[PFT Commenter]

He's bored.

[Big Cat]

He's in charge.

[PFT Commenter]

Look at this.

[TJ]

It's our head of content.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know.

[Kate]

Bored started to look like mine. And family time feels more like a. Scroll up. Check this out. It's a brand new gadget called board. It just launched like trend called together.

[PFT Commenter]

But they're too young. So like they just.

[Big Cat]

But that's also just a bigger phone.

[PFT Commenter]

But this is a big iPad, dude. You can't watch.

[Big Cat]

I noticed there was too much screen time.

[PFT Commenter]

You can't watch videos on it.

[Kate]

So that's a robot.

[Brandon Walker]

Those are shockingly expensive.

[Hank]

Right?

[Kate]

Magic as you play. It's great for all ages. Launches with 12 games.

[Brandon Walker]

I got you.

[PFT Commenter]

This is good, everyone.

[Kate]

That's strategic, competitive and super fun.

[PFT Commenter]

Or that robot that draws for you.

[Brandon Walker]

Why? Nothing but old people.

[Kate]

People doing it steal your attention. I was going to say. I can see this being a hit the nursing home. Seriously, it looks like a screen. It plays like a board game and it might just save family game night. What do you think? Read more in the comments below.

[TJ]

Save family game night.

[Brandon Walker]

People are going to die.

[TJ]

Family game.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, look at him.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, what?

[Connor]

What is he walking backwards is a big health guy thing.

[Kyle Brandt]

Dude.

[Brandon Walker]

Moving.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah. I'm running forwards and they're right in front of me going backwards.

[Steven Cheah]

It's like, what is.

[Kyle Brandt]

Do we talk like I think Ebo's.

[Connor]

A big walk backwards on the treadmill guy.

[TJ]

I put him on to that.

[Brandon Walker]

You.

[PFT Commenter]

You.

[TJ]

I walk backwards.

[Brandon Walker]

You're an originator of this.

[TJ]

It's for your knees.

[Brandon Walker]

Really?

[TJ]

Really helps your knees. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I hope.

[Big Cat]

In what way? It's easier on your knee.

[TJ]

You, like, use your knees in ways that you don't when you walk forward. You don't.

[Brandon Walker]

You're engaging muscles.

[TJ]

Engaging your. Yeah. Like, you ever walk downstairs and you feel your knees start to hurt?

[Brandon Walker]

Sure.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[TJ]

So it's like.

[Brandon Walker]

But is this a pace that. That helps at all or.

[TJ]

Probably not.

[PFT Commenter]

No.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah. He's training to get bitched out by a dude.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

All right, man.

[PFT Commenter]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm back it up while on his phone.

[Kate]

Kidding.

[Kyle Brandt]

Surprise.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, dude, I didn't mean anything.

[TJ]

Relax.

[PFT Commenter]

I didn't know. I didn't know she had a boyfriend.

[Big Cat]

We're all here for a good time.

[Hank]

Homer Simpson going in the bush.

[PFT Commenter]

She told me she was single.

[TJ]

All right.

[Hank]

You think you'll have to get a knee replacement someday?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think so. I think my knees are in decent shape.

[Big Cat]

What about hip?

[Brandon Walker]

Hips are good.

[TJ]

What are your problem areas, Brandon?

[Brandon Walker]

My back will go out from time.

[TJ]

Back.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. I don't know. I don't think I get a new back.

[PFT Commenter]

Are they gonna get to a point where you could just get everything, like, tuned up? That'll be cool. Like hip replacements. I think you can walk out of the hospital now.

[Kyle Brandt]

No way.

[Big Cat]

I really.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I used to be, like, the biggest surgery.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Kyle Brandt]

You got.

[PFT Commenter]

Ruden got one.

[Kyle Brandt]

We gotta be hopeful about the future.

[Kate]

They used to be, like, certain death for elder women was hip replacements.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Now you're like, in and out in a day.

[Kyle Brandt]

Back is like, the biggest.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Kyle Brandt]

Fear.

[PFT Commenter]

That's why I'm doing the Chinese workout every day.

[Kyle Brandt]

Ozempic for back.

[PFT Commenter]

Ozempic for back.

[Kyle Brandt]

I need it to make it feel good enough to love your family. If you have a bad back, you can't like anyone.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Big Cat]

The worst, you're just in a bad mood all the time. And then the only way you could feel better is dying. You just have to wait. Just like, it'll feel better in 40.

[PFT Commenter]

Years if you have a bad. If you have a truly bad bet. Like the couple times I've thrown on my back twice. And, like, you can't even lay down and be comfortable.

[Brandon Walker]

Right.

[Kyle Brandt]

Life is short until you have a back.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I threw my back out one time, and when I was getting the mri, they were getting mad at me because I Couldn't stay still. Yeah, but you can't stay.

[PFT Commenter]

No. You're just in constant pain, Kate.

[Kate]

Oh, I don't know what that's like, especially with small kids.

[PFT Commenter]

Does your back feel better or. No, it's.

[Kate]

I'm going to the gym twice a week now, and I'm working solely on my core. And it. I do think it's making some kind.

[Big Cat]

Of difference, but you did it.

[PFT Commenter]

Definitely four inches.

[Kate]

Yeah. I used to be five. Nine.

[PFT Commenter]

And now you're what?

[Kate]

I'm like, five? Five.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, my God.

[Kyle Brandt]

Really?

[Kate]

My pants. That's why I fold my pants now. I'm telling you, it's like on my medical charts.

[Kyle Brandt]

Nine.

[Kate]

It. It's common for the pll osteoporosis. We all. I'm in a Facebook group. We all have lost, like, four to five inches. It's crazy.

[Brandon Walker]

That is wild, huh?

[Hank]

What age do you think you do start shrinking?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I don't know, 60s?

[Kate]

No, I think it's sooner and your ears get bigger.

[TJ]

Yours never stop. I feel shorter than my prime.

[Kate]

You start losing your taste buds.

[TJ]

I'm starting to shrink.

[PFT Commenter]

You are?

[TJ]

I think I might be starting to shrink.

[PFT Commenter]

Where are you at right now?

[Kyle Brandt]

I haven't.

[TJ]

I haven't measured myself, but I just feel less tall. Feel less tall. You can just feel it. You really can.

[Big Cat]

You just.

[PFT Commenter]

I gotta work out for that.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Just gotta go backwards and clap your hands. 40.

[TJ]

40. Yeah.

[Kyle Brandt]

Not. But it's so minimal. It's not like I don't think I've lost.

[Big Cat]

I don't know, man.

[TJ]

Can you still dunk, Brandon?

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

No, probably because my height's all gone.

[TJ]

Height?

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

You lost your height.

[TJ]

You lost your height.

[Brandon Walker]

Not the fact that I can't jump over a piece of paper now.

[PFT Commenter]

Hey, Hank, come do the gauntlet.

[Brandon Walker]

You do it backwards.

[Kate]

Every now and then I'll see an old lady in the street, like, pushing groceries, and she's like a candy cane. You know what I'm talking about? You'll see a lady who's, like, so impossibly hunched. I want to know what that's like. Yeah. Are you enjoying life at all, or is that.

[Big Cat]

I just don't think.

[Kyle Brandt]

But they. They still do it.

[Kate]

They're still out, like, doing stuff, so maybe you get used to it. Maybe you're really good at somersaults, I guess.

[Big Cat]

Naturally.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Hey, Hank.

[PFT Commenter]

Hanky.

[Kate]

Have we done a backwards gauntlet?

[TJ]

I think.

[Big Cat]

Liam Blutman.

[PFT Commenter]

What's Steven doing? Do we have a goalie? Where's Connor? Get Connor out here.

[Connor]

Connor put together a vlog that's on the channel.

[TJ]

Oh, what? So what. What happened on the upload, tj, do you know?

[Connor]

So three minutes of the. Of the vlog was. Was you in the stall?

[TJ]

Right.

[Connor]

We posted it, and immediately people maybe correctly pointed out that the legality around filming in a public bathroom is a little blurry.

[TJ]

Hmm. So I film myself.

[Connor]

Right, but you were in a public.

[TJ]

Bathroom, but no one else was filmed. Right, but no one else was in there.

[Connor]

Somebody else was in there, but they.

[TJ]

Weren'T in the video.

[Connor]

Right, but they were in the bath.

[Kyle Brandt]

So YouTube took it down?

[Connor]

No, we took it down and took.

[Big Cat]

It out and re uploaded.

[TJ]

They're in the video.

[Connor]

I think there was a foot or something.

[Kate]

Oh.

[TJ]

Oh, my God.

[Connor]

I'm not saying it would have caused an issue.

[TJ]

I'm just saying it has caused it. It's caused a massive issue because some people think I didn't poop.

[Connor]

It was like the first comment.

[Big Cat]

That's why people are thinking.

[TJ]

That's why. Yeah, they think I went to the bathroom and then just left. Because there's footage of me walking in and walking out, but there's no. That's a massive uncut footage of me taking a. Yeah.

[Connor]

You have that footage though, huh?

[TJ]

I know.

[Connor]

You could tweet it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Mark.

[Kate]

Yeah, go ahead.

[TJ]

That's a.

[Connor]

But there's a vlog on the YouTube channel.

[TJ]

I wanted it in the official V blog.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, get that, white boy Rick. And goal.

[Connor]

It was literally like. The first comment was like, it's illegal to film in public.

[Kyle Brandt]

B.

[Brandon Walker]

Come on.

[Kyle Brandt]

Called you out.

[PFT Commenter]

Hey, can we get you a Flash IV bottle?

[Brandon Walker]

I can't go the G. All right.

[PFT Commenter]

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[TJ]

I don't think we really needed to put the vlog out at all, if we're being honest.

[PFT Commenter]

It's a good vlog. What?

[Kyle Brandt]

I'm gonna give it a watch.

[TJ]

I don't know if.

[PFT Commenter]

No, just take a sip. Give yourself flash IV'd.

[Hank]

Yeah, we could have put the audio, like, of your farts over a different picture or just.

[TJ]

I could have just said I did it and everyone could have taken my word for it. We could have just.

[PFT Commenter]

Not that too. All right. Ready, Hank? Three, two, one. That was my fault. Tj. Said we weren't ready. My bad.

[Big Cat]

Is a steakhouse an appropriate place for the flag over Lincoln's casket to be hung up?

[PFT Commenter]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Okay, Wait, what?

[PFT Commenter]

Keen Steakhouse in New York City.

[Big Cat]

They auctioned off the flag that was over Lincoln's casket, and a steakhouse bought it.

[PFT Commenter]

There is the. It's in the Lincoln Room at Keen's.

[Big Cat]

Well, any room you hang that up is now the Lincoln Room.

[PFT Commenter]

They did a nice job of hanging it up.

[Steven Cheah]

It's.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Like, it's classy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You could tell they really wanted it.

[PFT Commenter]

But it's like $500,000.

[Kate]

Something about eating.

[TJ]

They displayed it wrong, too.

[Kyle Brandt]

How much?

[PFT Commenter]

$525,000.

[Kate]

Holy big cat.

[Big Cat]

Would you have thought about it?

[PFT Commenter]

Listen, imagine if we had Lincoln's flag in the office of the Danny boy. Yeah, that would be sick. Holy.

[Kyle Brandt]

That they would have.

[Big Cat]

I don't think they would have sent it to us.

[PFT Commenter]

You'd be like, yeah, there's. There's the Colts, semi finalists. There's Danny Boy Kane. There's Lincoln's death flag.

[Kyle Brandt]

That sounds like it would be like the most expensive thing in the world.

[PFT Commenter]

I know. Yeah. 525 doesn't seem but like.

[Big Cat]

Or just donate it to a museum.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Okay, Hank. Now we're ready. Here we go. 3, 2, 1, go.

[Big Cat]

There we go, Hank.

[PFT Commenter]

Nice, Hank. Kind of crushed. Crashing it.

[Kyle Brandt]

Oh, damn.

[PFT Commenter]

True ambidextrous guy. Wow, Hank.

[Kyle Brandt]

Wow. Oh.

[PFT Commenter]

And now the.

[Kyle Brandt]

Oh, thank you. Finish it off, Hank.

[PFT Commenter]

Now the hard part.

[Kyle Brandt]

N64 games. Where's that most best selling Red Sox.

[PFT Commenter]

Yankees. Kevin Garnett, Tim Duncan. Bill Russell. Here we go. Carlton. Hillary. It's most spoken languages in the world.

[Kyle Brandt]

Languages.

[PFT Commenter]

Brazilian. No. Portuguese. Spanish. Goldeneye. Oh, no. Mario. Party. Tj.

[Kyle Brandt]

You Spanish.

[PFT Commenter]

What?

[Kyle Brandt]

What other languages? American.

[PFT Commenter]

Do more MLB teams. German. MLB teams. Do more MLB teams with the most hall of Famers.

[Hank]

Indians.

[PFT Commenter]

Phillies. Yeah. Time. Oh, my God.

[TJ]

Wow. Hank.

[PFT Commenter]

Hank. Good work. Is that good? It was really, really, really good. Top eight, maybe not top ten. It's right outside. Top 10.

[Kyle Brandt]

Damn.

[Big Cat]

And we have a lot of people on this list.

[PFT Commenter]

Top 20. All right, we'll take that. That was good, Hank. That was really good. Sweet. Proud of you. Sorry that you're bored right now.

[Kyle Brandt]

Oh, yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

I mean, we got 30 minutes. Yeah, we do. You were walking. Did you hear what we were saying about you walking back? I did, yeah. What you saying you're training to get bitched out?

[Kyle Brandt]

What does that mean?

[PFT Commenter]

Like some. Some dude coming at you at a bar and you're like, sorry.

[Kyle Brandt]

Good.

[Brandon Walker]

Whoa, whoa. Easy.

[PFT Commenter]

Sorry, sorry. Yo, bro, I don't mean anything.

[Big Cat]

Just have a beer and have fun.

[PFT Commenter]

I saw, I saw an Instagram that's good for your good. I was just singing the lyrics. I'm sorry, dude. It's in the song. All right. Good job, Hank.

[TJ]

Good job, Hank.

[PFT Commenter]

My bad, bro. I didn't even see you. Yeah, I thought it was a chick. I'm sorry. What are you gonna say, Danny?

[Hank]

Well, back to our discussion before. I was gonna say, at what year.

[Brandon Walker]

What age.

[Hank]

Does your age stop becoming beneficial, like physically? So, like, if someone was 26, you'd be like, oh, you could do that. You have all this energy. 26. I don't think you say the same thing about a 27 year old.

[Kate]

32.

[Big Cat]

32.

[Kate]

I feel like that's when I was like, oh, I think, well, depending.

[PFT Commenter]

It depends on who's talking. Like, if a 60 year old would. Could say that about me.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

You know, they'd be like, oh, you're 41, you're fine.

[Hank]

Yeah, but like, I think a, a 27 year old would have a much better advantage than like a 33 year old.

[PFT Commenter]

Ah, you're. You're.

[Kyle Brandt]

Are you talking. It's like, what the cutoff is prime.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Hank]

When you could stop saying, like, using the excuses. Oh, like you're still young.

[Big Cat]

It's 32.

[Kyle Brandt]

Offers still too young.

[Brandon Walker]

What?

[Big Cat]

It's 32. I'm with Kate.

[Kyle Brandt]

For what?

[Hank]

I. I think you're. I think you're past your prime.

[PFT Commenter]

32.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

What.

[TJ]

What is your physical prime?

[Big Cat]

But 31, you're still.

[Steven Cheah]

Let's still see.

[Brandon Walker]

Physical.

[Kyle Brandt]

Physical. 25.

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah.

[Kyle Brandt]

Wow.

[Brandon Walker]

I would say 19 to 25. No.

[Hank]

Yeah, I'd say 26.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. 27.

[Brandon Walker]

19 to 27.

[PFT Commenter]

19. You're not there yet. 20.

[Brandon Walker]

27.

[TJ]

The.

[Brandon Walker]

The man. Oh, if it depends. Can you play football for Indiana, whatever that. 23.

[PFT Commenter]

That's it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kate]

There's a book I read forever ago, it was like, the thing about life is that one day you'll be dead and it. Oh, the story of this father and son. He's like talking about his dad as he's. That ages, but it's telling this story. But as he goes through the chapters of their story, he very scientifically talks about at what age certain parts of you start to decline.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Kate]

So like at 40, you start to lose this many taste buds. At 50 is when the eye like body part by body part by stamp. Why were you. I don't know. But it's like not all of A sudden, everything at once is like, certain things kind of slowly start to go and then other things.

[PFT Commenter]

I've been thinking about death a little bit more.

[Big Cat]

It's the first thing I think about every morning.

[Kate]

Really?

[Connor]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I wake up and I think about my own mortality.

[PFT Commenter]

But do you see? Do you do it in a positive way? No, I do it in a positive way. How? I'm like, if something is. If someone says something mean to me on it online.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Like, what if this your last day on Earth?

[PFT Commenter]

Do I care? I'm gonna die just like everyone. It's true. Like, no one's gonna care about this when I'm dead. You know?

[Kate]

I do find that comforting.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. Like, I just. I. I've gotten in a mindset where it's like, why do I care if this person's being a dick or has a complaint about something? I'm gonna die, they're gonna die. None of that matters.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but while you're alive, wouldn't you want your comment people to be nice to you?

[PFT Commenter]

I guess so. But at the. Like, I'm. I just, like, keep thinking of, like, you know, 20 years from now when I'm retired, and it's just like, will I actually care? Like, oh, that person was mean to me. That person. Oh, no. Yeah, this joke. No, I won't give a. So it's like, what is it? Why. Why let it bother you today if it won't bother you in 20 years.

[Big Cat]

If it won't bother you when you're dead, you're dead.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Or just, you know, at any point. Stoicism. Been reading a lot about stoicism.

[TJ]

It's good.

[PFT Commenter]

Stoicism's awesome.

[TJ]

Stoicism's good.

[Hank]

Marcus Aurelius.

[Brandon Walker]

You can't.

[PFT Commenter]

If you can't control it, do not give it any time. If you can control it, give it all your energy. Yeah, I can't control how other people feel about me.

[Kyle Brandt]

Oh, you're talking about how? Perception or.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, like, if you don't like me, you don't like me. Like, what am I gonna do? I can't change that. That I'm not gonna.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Like, why would I. Why would I try to change what a stranger thinks?

[Kyle Brandt]

And that helps your perception of mortality?

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, big time. It's like, this is all irrelevant.

[Hank]

The media is obviously different too. If you were to retire or die, like, your haters would immediately be like, I thank you for all the years. Yeah, there's hating to hate.

[PFT Commenter]

Right. But yeah, it's just, like, at the end, it's Just gonna be me and like, hopefully my family.

[Big Cat]

Family.

[TJ]

That's it.

[Brandon Walker]

And tomorrow we're gonna have a whole episode based on hating.

[PFT Commenter]

Listen, the hate list. I want to very. Be very clear. It should. It should be whimsical. I mean, it's not like. Like I've given you a couple of. Like, these are like. These are really stupid things. Like, I hate medium sized bushes. Who. Like, that's not.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

I mean, I hate them, but like, so silly.

[Brandon Walker]

The perfect size bush they're not. Or the perfect size bush they're not. Bushes shouldn't be too big or too small. They should be able to come up to right about where the window starts.

[PFT Commenter]

It should be whimsical.

[Kate]

But if you want to dress evil.

[Hank]

No groups of people.

[TJ]

Medium, the perfect size for everything.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh.

[TJ]

If you really think about it, if.

[Big Cat]

I had to rank my things of. I like things to be either normal sized, then I think tiny, and then I think huge.

[Brandon Walker]

But normal is medium.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Is normal just the size they should. I'm just thinking of hamburgers. Really.

[PFT Commenter]

Here's. Here's another one.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah, that works for you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it works for hamburgers.

[PFT Commenter]

Here's another one on my list. Sweatpants without zipper pockets. Hate them.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Everything falls out. It's so annoying.

[Kate]

Same with coats without zipper pockets.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. So it's like not actually. Like, I'm not actually. I am hating things, but I'm not trying to make it.

[Brandon Walker]

You know what I hate? The fact that the. The spot between your seat and the console or your seat and right there. They haven't come up with a way to easily access it. You still have to get down on all fours or you still have to.

[Hank]

Fight for it in a car.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Big time.

[Brandon Walker]

That's what I'm saying. Drop your wallet down there.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Just like it was 30 years ago.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. So true.

[Brandon Walker]

Toyota could come up with something that fixes that.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I think it's an aftermarket pieces fill.

[TJ]

The cracks device to fetch stuff out of there, at least.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Be nice.

[Big Cat]

Only like a stick.

[PFT Commenter]

Car stick.

[Big Cat]

Oh, the busing guys have something.

[TJ]

Yeah, that's right.

[PFT Commenter]

That's right. Yeah. Like that you should hate.

[Brandon Walker]

Not.

[PFT Commenter]

We're not going to do like people.

[Big Cat]

I. I'm going to put.

[TJ]

You should have to put one.

[PFT Commenter]

I did. I have Jordi.

[Brandon Walker]

I have a person on my list.

[PFT Commenter]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you can put a one living person.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm multiple.

[PFT Commenter]

But it's supposed to be having fun with hate.

[TJ]

Sure.

[Kate]

My person is somebody who, like, creeped me out as A kid, like, was this figure as a kid that I. I love that. Jerry Jones.

[Big Cat]

Oh, big year.

[Kate]

It just, just something about his face as a kid, like, gave me the heat. Like, like if I had a nightmare, it was like, jerry, he's got a bad face.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, he does have a bad face.

[Kate]

Not because as a person. Good for you, Jerry Jones. Well, I mean, vibe.

[Brandon Walker]

He's done some questionable things.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, big time.

[Hank]

You can apologize tomorrow.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Turns out I know he's blown up by an ied.

[Brandon Walker]

You were celebrating how ugly it was too.

[PFT Commenter]

No, I wasn't.

[Kate]

You high stepped in here think he was ugly.

[Big Cat]

You called him look like me?

[Kate]

Yeah, I said he looked like he had work done, like all the fitness influencers. And he did, but it for a noble reason.

[Hank]

Kate gets her blurb pulled from that magazine.

[Kate]

Auto bond.

[Big Cat]

Kate, it's autobond the road we're pulling.

[Kate]

How many things do you guys have on your list?

[Big Cat]

I haven't started yet.

[Kate]

Is there a cast?

[PFT Commenter]

30.

[Kate]

30. Okay.

[PFT Commenter]

You don't have to have your list.

[Kate]

You don't have a huge list.

[PFT Commenter]

What, you're listening to words now?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I might need Donnie's prezi login.

[PFT Commenter]

You're. You're doing those.

[Brandon Walker]

You're less maxing.

[PFT Commenter]

You're hogging or whatever.

[TJ]

Yeah, you're just dragooning.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I was just.

[PFT Commenter]

I'm okay, I, I, I'm okay just skipping that. All right, well, no, I'm just saying, I personally.

[Brandon Walker]

We'll let that pitch go past us.

[PFT Commenter]

No, no, you, you can do it. All right, but, like, pft. Dropped one. I was like, I'm not even gonna. Well, I, I know I'd have to, like, figure out what it is, and then I would be very upset at myself for taking the time, if that makes sense.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Someone explains it to me, I guess I'd hear it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It's out of your control, man.

[PFT Commenter]

What is mogging?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know.

[PFT Commenter]

Okay.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah, it's besting somebody.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, okay.

[Kyle Brandt]

Typically, facially, next to them. Typically.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

I mogged Brandon in the workout.

[Big Cat]

You tan mogged him?

[Kyle Brandt]

Him.

[PFT Commenter]

A tan mogged him and I mogged him in the workout.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know that that was.

[PFT Commenter]

Yep.

[Hank]

Correct use.

[Kate]

And the voids and moids are just guys and girls, right?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know. Guys, voids are guys, voids are losers. I don't know.

[TJ]

Voids are cortisol levels.

[Kate]

You're always trying to get them.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know what the she'd be talking about.

[Big Cat]

These are.

[Kyle Brandt]

This is vernacular. It's, like, stemmed Decades ago from incels4 Chance finally becoming mainstream.

[Kate]

That's a good sign.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It'S interesting stuff.

[PFT Commenter]

All right, haters. Ball tomorrow.

[Brandon Walker]

Yep.

[PFT Commenter]

Spin the wheel. Oh, here we go. Thick thighs. Solid base. Oddly strong, but not a gym head. Chest hair. Thinks it's fun. You smoke? Sometimes. Can cook good. Cool shoes. Handy. Or at least pretends to be kind of standoffish where you're like, does this person even like me? I better work harder to win them over. Something must be wrong with me.

[Brandon Walker]

This is what somebody likes on a man. Yeah.

[Hank]

Nick's perfect man.

[Kate]

Nick.

[Big Cat]

That's my list. That's my list. No, it's not my list.

[PFT Commenter]

Who is that? Yours?

[Kate]

Kate, you look for in. That's things I like in a man.

[TJ]

Those are normal things.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. We've seen the men that you've said, oh, he's kind. I could fix him.

[Kate]

And I panicked. My only other list was see if you guys can get this one. Doc. Website, carb.

[PFT Commenter]

Doc.

[Kyle Brandt]

Website, carb.

[Kate]

Too complex list of things that are loading.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh.

[Kate]

That wasn't really what we're going for, though.

[Brandon Walker]

Jesus.

[Kate]

I really struggled. I've been over here writing up a storm for trying to come up with a list. That's all I got.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, boy. That Will.

[PFT Commenter]

Night skin talking in front. French with an echo.

[Kate]

This is like a fever dream.

[PFT Commenter]

This guy's, too.

[Kate]

I have a question. How are cool French people perceiving him?

[Big Cat]

So I asked him about that.

[TJ]

Whoa.

[Brandon Walker]

That.

[TJ]

No, that guy's cool. Let's go back. Holy shit.

[Brandon Walker]

Whoa.

[PFT Commenter]

Whoa.

[Big Cat]

That might be Donnie's best friend, Wolf.

[Brandon Walker]

Wolf?

[Big Cat]

Donnie has a best friend named Wolf?

[Kate]

Of course he does.

[Big Cat]

He's an interior designer.

[TJ]

That was awesome.

[Big Cat]

Donnie said his French accent. They assume he's not French, but they don't think he's American. They think he's European. Like German or something. That's perfect.

[Kyle Brandt]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

That is perfect. He's perfect. He is. He really is. Okay, let's spin the wheel. We can't be wet three days in a row. Not again. Sure.

[Steven Cheah]

God.

[PFT Commenter]

Call up mikey. All right. See you tomorrow, haters ball.

[Brandon Walker]

See you tomorrow.

[Big Cat]

Love you guys.

[Brandon Walker]

Bye.

[Connor]

Go watch the vlog. Mark Titus at Alcatraz. Go watch the vlog.

[PFT Commenter]

Love you guys.