Big Cat and Max Are Starting a New Peptide Journey | The Yak 2-26-26

Summary

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Episode: Big Cat and Max Are Starting a New Peptide Journey
Date: February 26, 2026
Host/Cast: Barstool Yak crew: Kyle "KBNoSwag" Bauer, Nick, Brandon Walker, Rone, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah, Big Cat, Max, and guest appearances by others.

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Episode Overview

This raucous, highly improvisational Yak episode circles around two major themes:

• The start of a "peptide journey" by Big Cat and Max, which evolves into a wider conversation about weight loss drugs, gym culture, and medical advice from questionable sources.
• The Barstool Combine, a recurring athletic competition at Barstool HQ, full of self-deprecating humor, locker room ethics, and elaborate roasts—particularly centered on Lucas’s infamous struggle with the bench press.

As always, the crew veers repeatedly into tangents about haircuts, the sociology of bars, American animal life, and meta commentary on their own content.

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Notable Segments & Discussion Points

1. Barbershop Talk & Road Trip Reunions

• Timestamps: 01:02–06:10
• Kyle gets his first haircut from Joel, the mythical mobile barber to Chicago sports stars. The crew marvels at Joel's van-barbershop setup (“He has just a van, and he just shows up. He’s got a barber’s chair in his van. He’s got a TV. You can watch TV.” – Mark, 02:10).
• Brief road trip notes: Mark and Stephen Cheah recount dinner in Indy, including Cheah’s awkward but ultimately successful first attempt at ordering wine for a table (“It was a lot of pressure because I didn’t expect to do that...but I thought it went pretty good. People who drank the wine said it was all right...that’s a success.” – Stephen, 04:14).

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2. Major Announcements and Mincy’s Poker Weekend

• Timestamps: 06:12–07:04
• Mark announces that his guy Ethan will play in a Chicago poker tournament and stay at Mincy’s apartment, with entry funded by Mark.
• Side debates over whether Mincy deserves a free entry spark friendly bickering.

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3. Marathon, Stand-up, and Content Planning

• Timestamps: 07:09–08:52
• Discussion about Mincy’s next content move—maybe a marathon, maybe stand-up.
• Roast of procrastinators and those who dodge physical challenges.

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4. Combine Drama: Surgery, Excuses, and Hard-Ass Big Cat

• Timestamps: 07:46–09:49
• Nicky Smokes’ wisdom teeth surgery overlaps with Combine day, but he’s still required to participate (“That’s 25% of what he does this year!” – Mark, 07:57).
• Big Cat goes “hard ass” about attendance: “When the combine happens, you do the combine.” (09:05)
• General ethos: Physical suffering does not get you out of Barstool obligations.

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5. Peptide Journey – Open Season on Medical Morals

• Timestamps: 10:19–28:02
• Kyle details quitting gabapentin after seeing warnings about memory loss: “They said the withdrawal’s amongst the worst of all drugs. They said it can give you dementia. It ruins your memory, your cognition. It makes you dumber.” (10:57)
• Beta blockers, kratom, and the pipeline to bodybuilding “peptides” discussed with a mixture of excitement and fear.
• Big Cat and Max agree to try peptides. Max: “I have like four different people being like, I am the king of peptides. But Zach said…he is in contact with a real doctor.” (23:36)
• Skepticism about “internet doctors” and gym-bro medicine abounds.
• Peptide logistics: injection frequency, trustworthiness of suppliers, and how to find a “legit peptide guy” devolve into comedic profiling.
• Memorable exchange:
  • Mark: Do you inject it?
  • Max: Yeah, but I think...someone told me you just take it like a vaccine, almost.
  • Danny: Or do you have to use a needle yourself or is it in its own thing?
  • Max: I haven’t done a ton of research, I’ve just had people DM me...

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6. The Social Science of Weight Loss & Gym Fails

• Timestamps: 28:34–35:20
• Max on wedding/fatness: “I just want to be less fat...At no point do I want to be a skinny man.” (30:26)
• Roasting themselves for failed gym routines, cycling classes, and the enduring lure of shortcuts (“Just do the drugs.”—Brandon, 32:54)
• Prepping for the annual “Doug Doug” food challenge.

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7. The Barstool Combine: Lucas’s Bench Press Infamy

• Timestamps: 35:20–52:27
• Deep dive into Lucas (Tate)’s legendary Combine bench press attempt: last year he failed utterly (“It’s the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen.” – Mark, 38:44).
• Crew goads and analyzes his psychological preparation and strategies to avoid another viral fail (“You should do ten push-ups, right now. – Mark, 40:32).
• Debates what’s “more embarrassing,” bailing after one rep or failing again.
• Extended roasts expand to the wider office (“You being profoundly weak overshadows all of the people here who are also extremely weak in their own right.”—Kyle, 41:38).

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8. General Fitness, Health, and Aging Bits

• Timestamps: 53:04–57:50
• “Sinking spells,” possibly pre-diabetic symptoms, and growing old in Barstool-land (“Any day we’re getting better...most days.” – Mark, 55:04).
• Returns to hard-ass leadership: “The Minces of the world, they need to do the combine.”—Mark (57:38).

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9. Movie/Media Review Culture: The Mark Scale for Sports Games

• Timestamps: 62:58–71:00
• Sidetrack into movie rating culture (“Clemmer only uses a four-star scale on a five-star website.”)
• Launch of “Five Star Games”—Brandon to create a website ranking epic sporting events (“Tragedy ranker would be fun…like that baby falling in a well.”—Danny, 108:01).
• If sports game ratings, why not rate every experience? Crew jokes about ranking tragedies and porn.

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10. Bizarre Social/Biology Segues: Venus Flytrap Life, Animals, and Coyotes

• Timestamps: 101:03–105:48
• Would you want to be a Venus flytrap? (“So basically I just sit there yawning...food’s in your mouth. That’s you, dude.” – Mark to Brandon, 102:23)
• American wildlife: underappreciated scariness of bears, wolves, and moose; Steven Cheah’s coyote problem and the idea of a “coyote whistle.”
• Classic Yak hypothetical: could a person beat a coyote in a fight?

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11. Nightlife/Psychology Tangent: Companion Bars and Chicago Dudes

• Timestamps: 83:06–89:48
• Hank and Jay explain Japanese hostess bars (“Bars where like you pay for your drink and a built-in friend drinks with you. Nothing happens after that; just built-in company.” —Jay, 84:16)
• “Rent a dude” for watching sports; what if Bumble for friends gave you no matches?
• Jay relays: “All the dudes in Chicago are pussies now…they won’t come up to girls and hit on them.” (87:44)

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12. Paparazzi Reflection and Celebrity Culture

• Timestamps: 96:55–100:23
• The ethics, lifestyle, and thrill of the paparazzi—scummy but possibly “like catching marlin” (97:07).
• Steven Cheah thinks he’d develop a “working relationship” with the paps as a celebrity, to much crew derision.

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Notable Quotes (with Timestamps & Attribution)

• On Combine Attendance:
  • "When the combine happens, you do the combine."
    —Mark (09:15)
• On Gabapentin:
  • "They said the withdrawal is amongst the worst of all drugs…It ruins your memory, your cognition. It makes you dumber.”
    —Kyle (11:00)
• On Peptide Shopping:
  • “A guy who is legit when it’s lab coat...when it comes to drugs he has a backpack, he’s kind of chubby, kind of ugly, he has a weird looking girlfriend that’s always with him.”
    —Kyle (26:36)
• On Max’s Fatness & Motivation:
  • “I don’t want to get thin, I just want to be less fat...At no point would I ever want to be a skinny man.”
    —Max (30:23)
  • “She did say yes at your current weight.”—Mark (31:05)
• On Lucas’s Bench Press:
  • “It would make me—the happiest boy in the world—if you had an entire year and STILL can’t get one.”
    —Mark (42:26)
• On Movie Ratings:
  • “Clemmer only uses a four-star scale, apparently, on the five-star scale.”
    —Kyle (63:47)
• On Peptides & Doctors Online:
  • “Doctors wear quarter-zips on Instagram.”
    —Danny (28:19)
• On American Wildlife:
  • “We take bears for granted…I think bears are scarier than anything in Australia.”
    —Brandon (103:24)
• On Companion Bars:
  • “It’s a bar where a woman comes to your table so you’re not alone. It’s like you pay for a drink and a built-in friend.”
    —Jay (84:16)
• On Paparazzi:
  • “You and I agree on a lot, Che, but this one, I don’t know…”
    —Mark, in response to Che advocating for being nice to the paparazzi (99:18)
• On Venus Flytraps:
  • “Basically I just sit there yawning, and at certain points, people drop chicken nuggets into my mouth. I close, eat it, open back up again...That’s you, Brandon.”
    —Mark (102:23)

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Flow & Tone

• Tone:

  • Unscripted, rapid-fire, friendly-derisive, obsessed with both big ideas (medical ethics, gender roles, American exceptionalism) and extremely low (poop, snacks, who can’t bench press) culture.
  • Constantly riffing, often at the expense of each other’s dignity.

• Flow:

  • Segues are organic but chaotic—just when a peptide discussion peaks, the topic will hop to Benching Lucas, then to rating sports, then to coyote fights.
  • Advertisements (skipped here per instructions) and callbacks to previous bits (e.g., “Doug Doug,” last year’s combine) punctuate the banter.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Joel the Barber and Trip Debriefs: 01:02–06:10
• Mincy, Poker, and Marathon Possibilities: 06:12–08:52
• Hard-ass Combine Rules & Nicky Smokes: 07:46–09:49
• Peptide talk and pseudo-medical adventures: 10:19–28:02
• Max’s relationship to fatness and wedding preparations: 28:34–35:20
• Lucas’ Bench Press Redo — Combine Hype: 35:20–52:27
• General health, “sinking spells,” diabetic jokes: 53:04–57:50
• Movie rating and Five Star Games idea: 62:58–71:00
• Wildlife, coyotes, and animal toughness: 101:03–105:48
• Hostess/Companion bar riffing: 83:06–89:48
• Paparazzi, celebrity encounters: 96:55–100:23

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Conclusion

In classic Yak fashion, this episode is a whirlwind of inside jokes and willfully digressive riffing. The main through-lines—Big Cat and Max’s dive into peptide injections and the ongoing saga of the Barstool Combine—link together a community of friendly humiliation, pseudo-expertise, and genuine camaraderie. As always, the show rewards more for the tone and relationships than for a strict narrative or topic, and fans eat it up.

Memorable Moment: The entire peptide saga, full of gym-bro sourcing, Instagram “doctors,” and willingness to gamble with their bodies for content, is peak Yak—and the relentless roasting of Lucas for his bench press fail is instantly classic.

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For listeners who missed it:

• Expect plenty of banter, zero actual medical advice, and an unrelenting, unfiltered look at what it's like inside the Barstool content factory on Combine Day.
• If you’re here for the peptide confessionals, Lucas’ bench press shame, or just expert-level group chaos, this episode delivers.

Transcript

[Brandon]

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[Mark]

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[Che]

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[Che]

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[Brandon]

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[Che]

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[Brandon]

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[Danny]

Are you serious?

[Brandon]

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[Mark]

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[Stephen]

Beans.

[Mark]

Beans, Whole beans, ground coffee. I don't know why I can't talk right now.

[Danny]

You're just saying words.

[Brandon]

Sorry, you're back.

[Mark]

It's combine day. I'm just excited.

[Brandon]

It's buzz from the twisted mind of Hank Locke.

[Max]

Yeah.

[Mark]

We got a big twist today.

[Brandon]

You keep on saying that.

[Mark]

It is.

[Danny]

What is it?

[Mark]

I'm not saying. What would be the point of me saying a big twist for people to

[Danny]

learn our biggest show.

[Mark]

Oh, you tune in. Oh, for the twist.

[Danny]

Is it that.

[Kyle]

Is it that the trophy is broken and they're trying to glue it together right now?

[Mark]

I don't like your attitude.

[Danny]

Is that what's happening?

[Mark]

Was that the first time you got

[Danny]

a haircut from Joel?

[Kyle]

First time.

[Mark]

The best.

[Kyle]

What a good haircut. It was just. Just a really solid conversation throughout.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Which means the world.

[Mark]

So we got. We got a guy, Joel. He's the man. He. He cuts hair. He cuts hair like Cubs, bears, white socks. He has just a. It's called men's mobile. He has just a van, and he just shows up. He's got a barber's chair in his van. He's got a tv. You can watch tv.

[Kyle]

Wow.

[Mark]

Cut your hair. So, like, I'll just be like, sp. Like, Joel, can you come by 9:30? Just walk outside, get a haircut.

[Kyle]

He's never broken a bone.

[Mark]

We got to that.

[Danny]

He. Oh, really?

[Brandon]

That's like, he did get a cut 50 conversation.

[Mark]

His old van got hit, like smash. Totaled.

[Hank]

Damn.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah. Well, then that's even more impressive that he hasn't broken.

[Mark]

That's what I'm saying. So haircut looks good. You happy with it?

[Kyle]

Happy with it. And what a great guy.

[Mark]

And your voice sounds good.

[Kyle]

Still struggling?

[Mark]

No, it's. Are you burping?

[Kyle]

If you don't know, you probably aren't, but I feel better. Like, I'm drinking carbonated beverages with. And my stomach feels good, so.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Brandon]

It worth it?

[Kyle]

Maybe.

[Mark]

Maybe.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Mark]

So it is combat day. Who's talking? Right outside the act.

[Hank]

Smelly? Damn near.

[Mark]

Hey, we're doing a show.

[Danny]

Hey. Hey, we're doing a show. Hey,

[Mark]

man,

[Brandon]

not where the were we.

[Kyle]

God damn it, man is right.

[Mark]

We're doing a. They just a movie smell. You just interrupted the 75th update we've had on Kyle's throat. Yeah, the. We were just getting somewhere.

[Brandon]

Yeah, the ball was rolling.

[Mark]

Miss you guys. Stephen and I were in indie. Had a good time. Stephen was a delight at dinner. He ordered a. A bottle of wine for the table.

[Brandon]

He posted a.

[Kyle]

Really kind of saw that.

[Mark]

Yeah, yeah, it was. Credit Jack McCarthy on that one.

[Jay]

Was it the right bottle? Did you agree with the choice?

[Mark]

I don't. I don't know. Don't care.

[Lucas]

He.

[Mark]

He did it in a very che thing. He tested it and he was like, this was the right pick. And I was like, yeah, it's your pick. Like, yeah, Nailed it.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Mark]

Shay.

[Stephen]

It was a lot of pressure because I didn't expect to do that. And you're like, you got to get a bottle of wine for everybody. And I was like, oh, fuck. So, yeah, I mean, it's a giant menu. Never did it before. Thought it went pretty good. People that drank the wine said that it was all right. So I feel like that's a. That's a success.

[Danny]

Anybody at the table give a fuck? Not really.

[Che]

What went into your decision? Walk us through the process.

[Stephen]

I was looking for a red wine because of steakhouse, and almost all of us got steak and.

[Mark]

Oh, that was mean.

[Hank]

That didn't get.

[Stephen]

That's accurate.

[Mark]

Zach.

[Danny]

Oh, I thought you said you were staked out.

[Mark]

I am staked out, but I, like, literally couldn't bring myself to get chicken at a steak.

[Danny]

Yeah, okay.

[Stephen]

So I got a red one. I was looking for a cabernet sauvignon, and I picked one that was 2017 because that was a little bit drier year, and so it's a little bit sweeter, and I think I Think it's pretty good.

[Mark]

Yeah, he did. Well, also, Steven looks way more Asian with his head. He came out. He came out for dinner when you have your glasses on. I was just like, whoa, dude.

[Stephen]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mark]

You about to code something.

[Brandon]

I don't know what you're doing, Mainlander.

[Danny]

Yeah, you know what you have to do with your hair? You have to go back to jaguar hair. It was the coolest you've ever been.

[Mark]

It was the coolest you ever been.

[Stephen]

Well, it didn't. It didn't last.

[Danny]

The.

[Stephen]

The spots were turning blue. I don't want to get that updated every like two weeks. And it's just weird in real life. Like here it's fine.

[Mark]

Did you know that when I pointed it out to you?

[Kyle]

Point it what up?

[Mark]

When you came down to the lobby to go to dinner and I was like, whoa, you look a lot more.

[Stephen]

Oh, yeah, no, yeah, I know.

[Mark]

You knew, right? When you shaved.

[Stephen]

Yeah, it's.

[Mark]

It's not a bad thing.

[Danny]

It's just.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

About to do. Be respectful and smart.

[Mark]

Have some.

[Brandon]

Have some better not super well mannered kids.

[Mark]

Him public. Yeah, they're just saying please and thank you all the time.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

My kids a violin or piano.

[Mark]

Yeah, yeah, violin for sure.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mark]

So what I miss? Oh, I have one other update and then I want to know what I missed. So. Mincy. Mincy, Ethan day, Wednesday.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Kate, thank you for pointing out on the text chain. There is a poker tournament happening in Chicago right after meeting day and day. I talked to Ethan yesterday. He is going to stay the weekend at Mincy's apartment.

[Danny]

Nice.

[Mark]

And I'm going to pay for his entry into the amazing.

[Che]

Wow.

[Danny]

Well, I gotta ask the question. Does that mean you have to pay for Mincy's too?

[Mark]

No, no.

[Danny]

He's giving up the apartment. If he's letting him stay at his apartment.

[Mark]

No, I didn't even. I didn't even ask Mincy. I was like, Ethan, you stay at.

[Danny]

Okay, all right.

[Che]

And he's like, okay, Mincy going to stay at Mincy's apartment?

[Mark]

No idea. Don't care.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Was Mincy planning on playing in it?

[Mark]

Don't care. My guy Ethan's gonna win.

[Brandon]

He let me know. It actually starts this week.

[Danny]

Did you get cornered today? You've got a lot of meny updates.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I got cornered.

[Max]

Yeah.

[Danny]

You got a marathon update?

[Max]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Wait, he's doing it again for the first time.

[Kyle]

Wait, does a marathon update mean he told you everything?

[Mark]

No, it means update about the marathon.

[Kyle]

Oh, which is happening an October again.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Considering that again. He's considering some stand up stuff.

[Danny]

His. His next content idea is eight months away.

[Mark]

I don't sounds about right.

[Brandon]

He hasn't. He hasn't. He's not. He's on the fence.

[Mark]

Did you guys get it cleaned up when he said he wasn't gonna bob for apples?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Bobbing for hours. Yeah, I'm go, I'm go.

[Stephen]

I'm.

[Mark]

I might have a new arc of just being a little bit of a hard ass.

[Danny]

You wanna go hard ass?

[Mark]

Yeah. Because like, Nikki smokes his credit. Nicky smokes. I guess he decided he needed emergency wisdom teeth surgery this morning.

[Brandon]

Do you decide if it's, you know?

[Mark]

You know, I don't know. He said they hurt really bad. And he, he texted Hank and was like, can I be excused from the combine? And Hank asked me. I was like, absolutely not. That's like 25% of what he does this year.

[Jay]

Have you seen him yet?

[Mark]

Yeah. And he was like walking around strapped

[Jay]

up with puffy cheeks.

[Mark]

He was like, can I do a wheelchair for the 40? And I was like, no, dude.

[Danny]

Oh, wait, you have to run. He got the surgery?

[Mark]

Yeah. Oh, I told him not to get the surgery on combine day. To his credit, he has shown up.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Mark]

Because I was going to have him on every leaderboard that says Nikki Smokes parentheses bitch. He showed up. He's going to compete.

[Danny]

I thought you meant he put off the surgery.

[Mark]

No, he got the surgery. He's walking around, he can't talk, so

[Danny]

he's post wisdom teeth. And he's gonna do it.

[Jay]

Posted him. His teeth were the size of golf balls.

[Brandon]

It was huge.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Mark]

So yeah, he's doing it. I actually will give him credit. He likes showing up. But he's gonna do the combine.

[Danny]

All right.

[Mark]

Yeah, he's gotta.

[Kyle]

Or he's a for not running for five seconds. Correct bench pressing.

[Mark]

See, I, I. Maybe we maybe just the two days away from each other.

[Lucas]

We're not.

[Kyle]

This is on you. I've always been like, no, we're not

[Mark]

on the same page. It's not, it's not. You're a for not running. It's that there are certain people Mincy and Nikki smokes. Like when the combine happens, you do the combo.

[Kyle]

I know. You do the.

[Mark]

I know. Like, you have to do the combine if it, you know, this is what we need you here for.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Mark]

To run and, and, and lift and all that stuff. So wisdom teeth be damned. You're doing the com.

[Che]

Is he still half sedated? Has anyone talked Kind of up. Yeah. Yeah, that'll be awesome. Yeah, he's a legend.

[Mark]

Yeah, that's a legendary move.

[Danny]

He'll still is this safe.

[Mark]

Don't care.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Oh, it's teeth.

[Mark]

Yeah, well, you can.

[Danny]

Somebody went under, right? No, he didn't. No.

[Jay]

2 golf ball sized holes in his jaw.

[Brandon]

No, I think you just spike it in, right.

[Danny]

Perk set whatever local anesthesia.

[Mark]

You had it, you did it.

[Brandon]

Did you take two days away then come back and realize you don't with Kyle at all?

[Danny]

No, he's just.

[Mark]

He just treat me like an idiot.

[Kyle]

He's always. Dude, what the you want me to do agree with you? Oh, what an electric segment of me saying what you said

[Mark]

they find fair.

[Kyle]

I'm also. Yeah, I've been moody.

[Danny]

Why?

[Brandon]

It's the pills.

[Mark]

What pills?

[Brandon]

You got to stop experimenting, dude.

[Danny]

What pills?

[Kyle]

The new ones.

[Mark]

What are they?

[Kyle]

Ones that will ruin my life.

[Mark]

Can I have some?

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Mark]

Okay.

[Brandon]

You're prescribed to the same thing Rudy's.

[Kyle]

I stopped. Yeah. So I got prescribed Gaba, pentin, and then there's apparently a whole world of influencers who specifically post videos warning people not to take gabapentin. Okay, so now I'm off. It's.

[Jay]

What does it do? Can I ask?

[Che]

It's.

[Kyle]

Well, it's for like nerve damage. It has like so many different uses for a lot of different things.

[Jay]

Why do they say don't use it?

[Kyle]

They said the withdrawal is amongst the worst of all drugs.

[Jay]

Oh.

[Kyle]

They said it can give you dementia.

[Jay]

Okay.

[Kyle]

It ruins your memory, your cognition. It makes you dumber.

[Mark]

So what's the upside of these?

[Kyle]

It works in the moment.

[Mark]

For what?

[Kyle]

For anxiety. Some people.

[Mark]

All right, I was wondering what then.

[Kyle]

Long term, it seems to be a disaster, so.

[Mark]

Got it off it.

[Max]

You.

[Brandon]

You need to stop.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I just did.

[Brandon]

But like that. The beta blockers, the kratom.

[Kyle]

The beta blockers are great. I use them as needed.

[Mark]

We're gonna start doing peptides 100.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Peptides are an open. Yeah, yeah, I already ordered some. I'm just. I'm afraid to inject ex.

[Brandon]

Is a peptide guy the same as his ozempic guy? Because if so, that's not going to work.

[Che]

Max is on Ozempic.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mark]

No, I don't think so.

[Brandon]

Oh, I thought he had. Oh, it might be Dana. That's an ozempic.

[Mark]

Dana's on. It's gonna beat it.

[Jay]

He beat it, but he said he's gonna get back on it.

[Danny]

If it didn't work, why is he getting him back on It.

[Mark]

Well, I think it didn't work because he just didn't. He just was like, I'm just gonna eat till I'm sick.

[Danny]

He didn't let it work.

[Mark]

Yeah. What. So what I missed.

[Danny]

Chef Donnie had a good one yesterday.

[Mark]

Yes.

[Che]

Chef Donnie's awesome.

[Brandon]

He started really. He had a good showing.

[Mark]

His best showing.

[Brandon]

I heard he dominated Mark.

[Che]

Yeah, he did love that.

[Mark]

Did love that.

[Che]

I think we're gonna end up kissing at some point.

[Danny]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kyle]

People would pay to see that sexual

[Che]

tension between us at this point.

[Mark]

Two hot guys like you, but I

[Che]

can't get enough of. I do go home and just think about Donnie.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Che]

He's constantly thinking about.

[Mark]

He's on that list.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Get into interior design.

[Che]

Uhhuh.

[Brandon]

Then I'll have you.

[Che]

He'll love me.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Che]

That's what I'll take.

[Max]

What else?

[Che]

Yeah. I'm worried.

[Danny]

I mean, you.

[Che]

You brought it up, Big Cat, that if, like, we actually spent time together, we'd become best friends.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Che]

So I can't let that happen.

[Mark]

No.

[Che]

Because I enjoy this too much.

[Mark]

Yeah, you cannot. I can't. You guys have to be, like, separate

[Che]

with him way too much.

[Mark]

Yeah. Because he is one of those guys, like, if you talk to anyone here, like, he's a very fun, going out, partying guy. You can't.

[Danny]

Can't let that happen.

[Che]

Yeah. No.

[Brandon]

So we talked about Dana's penis.

[Mark]

Oh, okay.

[Jay]

I didn't think there could be any more, but what happened?

[Brandon]

I forget.

[Lucas]

One.

[Hank]

One's ball. One ball is smaller than the other.

[Brandon]

One ball is small and one ball's tiny.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Jay]

One ball's still up there.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mark]

That's brutal.

[Brandon]

That's really it.

[Hank]

Literally, no one would have known that if you didn't.

[Che]

That's really it.

[Brandon]

That was everything.

[Mark]

Okay.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I.

[Mark]

We did two drives with K. Dick and Stephen. You can back me up. KDick every. He's basically like a. He's like a six year old where everything is just so sweet.

[Kyle]

So enviable.

[Mark]

Like. Like this drive. Oh, we're going to the combine. This is so sweet. What's it like going out with Dana?

[Danny]

It.

[Mark]

Dude, it's so sweet. We just drink beers. It's so sweet. He's just. His life view, his. His worldview. Everyone should aspire for it. He's just. Everything is. Everything sweet is.

[Kyle]

I guess, like, being 23 at this company would. That would be the case.

[Mark]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Danny]

He.

[Mark]

I did find out, though. He doesn't. In his Instagram profile. He doesn't have a Picture of him playing football. I feel like he's got to do that. Oh, yeah. Like, why is he.

[Max]

Does he has.

[Kyle]

He has none.

[Danny]

No.

[Mark]

Like his profile. How do you not have that? Be Indiana, you in full pads.

[Che]

What's his profile?

[Mark]

I don't know.

[Hank]

He was like in an interview, he wearing suit and tie.

[Mark]

That's crazy.

[Kyle]

Talking about the profile picture or any of the posts.

[Mark]

I'm saying the profile picture.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Mark]

Like, that's what you see when you dm.

[Danny]

That should be him over standing over the ball, ready to snap.

[Che]

Yeah. You got to capitalize on IU football right now. Yeah.

[Mark]

Also, you want to know what? So you know, we've joked about it that like K could have maybe gone to the NFL, but do you guys know what his two job offers were coming out of college? One of them was barstool.

[Danny]

Right.

[Mark]

What was the other one?

[Kyle]

Wow.

[Jay]

Major.

[Kyle]

It's like a degree needing job.

[Mark]

I don't. It's probably. Yeah.

[Danny]

Local weatherman.

[Mark]

No.

[Kyle]

Cross country mortgage.

[Mark]

No.

[Brandon]

School bus driver.

[Mark]

Mike Katic was either going to be guy who drinks beer at Barstool Sports.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Or in the FBI.

[Che]

What?

[Mark]

He told us this at dinner. We're just like, what?

[Jay]

Well, he's a.

[Mark]

He's like, yeah. I was interview at the FBI. I was like, what?

[Danny]

They have a recruiting process, don't they? They have a hold.

[Mark]

He said he knew a guy who's like, dude, you should come in and so sweet.

[Brandon]

So sweet.

[Danny]

So sweet. I don't want to live good FBI guys are partying where Katic is an FBI guy.

[Mark]

Where?

[Danny]

Where? That's the. That's who we're going to get out of college.

[Mark]

I kind of do. Because you could just trick them like you get away with a crime.

[Danny]

Right. But I want my FBI guys to be confident. I'm not. They're never going to be investigating me.

[Brandon]

Wasn't Marty Motion something big?

[Mark]

No. He was in House of Cards.

[Danny]

No. Yeah, but he was. No, no. He was in counterterrorism, actually.

[Mark]

Oh, really?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

He was encountered. But the FBI. What I was under the impression it's like a very finite list of the most tactful.

[Danny]

And what I thought same. I thought you had to be something for a while. Then they knock on your door like, all right, it's time.

[Mark]

Ah, dude. He was gonna be the FBI.

[Hank]

Did he just forget to say the punchline of federal booby inspector?

[Che]

Y?

[Mark]

Yeah, that'd be so sweet.

[Brandon]

Sick as fuck.

[Danny]

Wow.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

I think he just doesn't know a lot of words.

[Danny]

I think he's right.

[Brandon]

Give him a podcast.

[Mark]

He is. Yeah. He. I was on the phone when we were driving back because Big Boys Club's doing well and so they got some advertisers and we were. I was talking to Nick, Addison and Katic on the phone and Nick asked was like, yeah, people want to advertise. They just. They see it as a dumber yak. And I was like, how?

[Danny]

How?

[Mark]

Our show is the dumb.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Damn. We gotta get dumber.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

There's a competition.

[Danny]

Well, we got Donnie.

[Mark]

Now we need to find a dumber Big Boys Club. Yeah. Get dumber and dumber and dumber. Which actually we. Danny. What? We kind of actually. Conversation with Danny today. That scared Danny.

[Hank]

No, no, I wasn't scared.

[Danny]

You could.

[Hank]

You can explain.

[Mark]

First, Danny is part of a new show that's coming out. It's Mikey Betts, Deutsch and Danny.

[Brandon]

Oof.

[Mark]

Like a love connection show. You come in here and they're gonna take live calls and I. So I'm. I'm. I'm good with it. I want it to happen. But Mikey Betts told me this. He's like, it's me and Danny and Deutsche is going to be producing produce. So I go. So I go up to Danny after I hear this, I'm like, just so we're clear, anything that happens, I'm blaming you because you're the only adult in this room, Danny. You're.

[Brandon]

You are in my eyes, fired.

[Mark]

Yeah, you are. You are the most responsible by a wide margin in that room.

[Hank]

The only reason I paused was because I was like, okay, maybe I should be the producer.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Hank]

I can't be like sprinting from the chair to behind the desk to like hit the delay button.

[Brandon]

So it's a live show.

[Mark]

Really works.

[Brandon]

What's the time?

[Hank]

It's gonna be a night show.

[Mark]

And I trust you anyway, Danny. But like it's not even. It's a blowout when it comes to who I trust in that room. And I love those. Appreciate it. I think. But yeah, I'll.

[Hank]

I'll have to like man the delay button from my chair. Yeah, that was my only hang up.

[Mark]

It's a big red button.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mark]

That you can just dump and Max.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

How many episodes till catastrophe? Three.

[Danny]

One and a half.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Jay]

I like that you got a married dad, a newly wifed up guy, and a single big time beard. Deutsche.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Ready for a rebound.

[Brandon]

That's pretty diverse crew.

[Mark]

Sorry, Deutsch. Mikey Betts and Danny are doing a live call in show with Deutsch as The producer.

[Max]

None of that makes sense.

[Hank]

I might have to step in as producer. We were going over.

[Max]

Mikey Betts is also a producer?

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Wait a minute.

[Max]

Like, I think his title is.

[Mark]

Oh, he is.

[Danny]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Mark]

Are you. Why are you nervous that you're in here?

[Max]

I don't. You're probably gonna make me do some.

[Danny]

You were muttering when you walked in.

[Mark]

Yeah. You muttered to yourself. And then you're like, it. I'll sit there.

[Max]

Well, normally you just. You only text me to come in here.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Max]

Number one, if it's wet, it's too early for wet. Although I. I haven't been watching, so I don't know.

[Danny]

You just said it's too early for wet. Relax.

[Che]

You're good, Max. I'm good. You're good.

[Mark]

Chill out, dude.

[Che]

I'm chill.

[Danny]

We're gonna talk about your fat weight loss habits. Right? Ozempic?

[Mark]

No. Is that why. It's not him, it's Dana.

[Danny]

Oh, I thought he was.

[Mark]

Where are we at with peptides?

[Max]

There's another one. I'm gonna say it.

[Jay]

Rhett.

[Max]

Rhett is the one. I've had a million people tell me. Tell me Rhett is what we should be taking.

[Che]

What do peptides?

[Danny]

Oh, rat's not a guy.

[Brandon]

I see it, like, changes your face and makes you a hot guy.

[Kyle]

Peptides. There's peptides for everything. There's a peptide that makes you tan.

[Che]

That.

[Brandon]

But what is a peptide?

[Che]

What is a peptide?

[Kyle]

Don't.

[Max]

I don't know.

[Kyle]

It's on the back of, like, some shampoo bottles.

[Che]

What is a peptide?

[Jay]

I know like a shape. It's like a bunch of octagons. Right. All stuck together.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Wasn't that everything? Are you talking about the molecules?

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Max]

The only thing I know is that apparently there's this. It sounds like a miracle drug name called Rett. That is kind of a GLP one where it suppresses your appetite, but it also, like, builds bill. It doesn't take away from your muscle like some other GLP1s do. And it's not as harsh as, like, a appetite suppressor. So, like, you still can keep some of your energy. Everyone says it's like all the good things of a GLP1 without any.

[Mark]

Have they tested it?

[Max]

It's in the third stage of FDA approval.

[Brandon]

How many stages?

[Max]

I think it's the final. It's in the final stage of FDA approval.

[Mark]

Got it.

[Brandon]

But you're willing to take that gamble? Do you inject it?

[Max]

Yeah, but I think it's still my issue as well.

[Kyle]

I think if we had to come your arm. If we had, I think stomach.

[Max]

Someone told me this one is you just take it like a vaccine. Almost like you just put it in your arm. You don't have to do stomach.

[Brandon]

Or if you have to like use the needle yourself or is it in its own like that?

[Max]

I don't. I. I haven't done a ton of research on this. I've just. I've had people DM me and actually. And also like friends reach out to me and be like, everyone's this. Well, this.

[Che]

You're just.

[Mark]

That's gotta hurt your feelings a little.

[Max]

No.

[Mark]

What?

[Max]

No. Do you think I don't know that I'm fat?

[Mark]

No, but like a bunch of people being like, you gotta try this.

[Brandon]

People want him to be.

[Max]

But we're also talking about that we want to do.

[Mark]

Yeah, true, true.

[Max]

It's not like out of nowhere some was like, hey, man, right. I see you going down a bad.

[Mark]

That would be a hurt.

[Max]

That would.

[Lucas]

That would.

[Max]

That would hurt.

[Danny]

Who's Eli Lilly?

[Mark]

That's a cotton gin.

[Che]

Indianapolis okay.

[Danny]

Isn't it? That's Whitney.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Why do we know him? So intense.

[Mark]

What is the cotton.

[Kyle]

The cotton gin isn't like. Doesn't correlate with how much we know.

[Danny]

He's separated the cotton from the.

[Mark]

So who's Eli Lilly?

[Danny]

The person to make this right.

[Mark]

Eli. Lily's a guy.

[Che]

That's where Brad Stevens worked before he got into basketball.

[Danny]

Eli.

[Mark]

Eli Lilly.

[Danny]

Eli.

[Mark]

By the way, Lucas is here. So that's why we're one behind on every.

[Che]

Eli Lilly's in Indianapolis. And 40.

[Danny]

That's not. We just saw the word.

[Kyle]

Yeah, he's.

[Mark]

But, but I want to see the guy.

[Brandon]

I bet you it's like two. Is it two guys? No, but the guys.

[Mark]

Eli Lilly.

[Kyle]

Who does he look like?

[Danny]

The old actor that just.

[Lucas]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Robert Duvall.

[Danny]

No. Carl Reiner. No, no. Who was in Ocean's Eleven.

[Max]

Rob Rein.

[Danny]

Wait, wait, no, the other one.

[Mark]

Click on Eli Lilly. I want to read about this guy.

[Danny]

He looks like the old guy from Ocean's Eleven. Oh, now he does it calm.

[Mark]

American, Union army officer. She fought in the Civil War. Indy. Pharmacist, chemist and businessman.

[Danny]

It's like Raul Julia.

[Mark]

What was his prisoner after the war?

[Brandon]

Brandon, Mississippi. What about Mississippi?

[Danny]

He attempted to run a plantation in Mississippi, where it failed. It's tough.

[Mark]

Pharmacy profession. So wait, what did he invent? Do you invent something?

[Max]

How do we get here?

[Danny]

Your Peptides.

[Che]

They're making the Peptides.

[Jay]

He ran a pharmacy.

[Danny]

You don't know the history of what you're making.

[Che]

The Peptides got it. It's in Indianapolis.

[Max]

I struggle.

[Danny]

You guys move quickly.

[Max]

Quicker than my. Than I do.

[Danny]

We didn't move quick at all.

[Max]

You did. I don't.

[Mark]

That's why you need rat.

[Max]

Yeah, maybe if I had rep.

[Mark]

So where are we at with Peptides?

[Max]

I have, like, four different people being like, I am the king of peptides. This is what you should be doing. Although Zach said to us, Zach said he is in contact with a real doctor.

[Mark]

Okay.

[Max]

Who's telling us that. It was telling us that this is a good idea.

[Mark]

Okay. So that's.

[Max]

We've gotten a lot of gym bros and then one real doctor.

[Mark]

I want the real doctor.

[Max]

Yeah. So that Zach is the one that you should be talking to for the real doctor.

[Mark]

Oh, my God.

[Che]

You have to inject every day or

[Max]

I think once a week. I don't know. That's.

[Che]

I don't know if every day would suck. You don't want to.

[Mark]

Oh, no, I would never do.

[Max]

Yeah, forget. I think it's once a week. I would say. I want to say it's once a week.

[Kyle]

I think if we do it, we all have a community peptide room.

[Brandon]

Peptide bros. Like a safe needle.

[Mark]

Oh, we do like a line where it's like, I inject you, you inject me.

[Max]

I hope it's once a week. I also could just go to a doctor and a doctor would be like, yeah, dude, here's the real stuff.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Max]

Which is probably like.

[Mark]

But they don't do that.

[Max]

I think for me, they would.

[Mark]

No, I went to my doctor to try to get testosterone.

[Max]

You and I are two different.

[Mark]

No, but I'm saying the real doctors don't just give you shit. They say, well, you got to do tests and it's. It's actually kind of up. They like, they have, like, codes and

[Che]

max, you're putting yourself down.

[Mark]

They have morals where they just like, I'm not gonna just prescribe you.

[Che]

You're saying you would just walk into the doctor's office and they would say, yeah, you're gonna need to run to

[Jay]

a different level doctor.

[Mark]

They would hear you coming.

[Max]

Yeah, they're like, we've gotta. We gotta. We gotta work on this guy.

[Hank]

Do whatever it takes.

[Max]

This is an emergency. I'm also. I'm trying to. I feel like people sit in this chair and they cut you guys out. But I want to make sure that I'm looking at both of you as well.

[Mark]

So do we have Peptides?

[Max]

Very thoughtful. And Normal, Both of those things.

[Mark]

Do we have peptides?

[Max]

We have the opportunity to get peptides quickly.

[Kyle]

I found a website I don't like.

[Max]

I don't think we have to. I think we can. We have direct lines to peptides.

[Mark]

Let's get them.

[Kyle]

Let's get him.

[Mark]

Let's get him.

[Danny]

Go get him.

[Che]

Is this like a back alley situation? Where do you.

[Danny]

What do you mean?

[Max]

No, they're real websites, but like.

[Brandon]

Well, that's a low bar.

[Danny]

That's. That's a good point.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Jay]

What's your site, Kyle?

[Kyle]

I found one and it was kind of hard to find because there's a lot of discussion but not a lot of people giving out links.

[Jay]

But it's like get the peptide.

[Kyle]

Let's just say I ordered it like two to three weeks ago and haven't gotten anything yet.

[Danny]

But.

[Jay]

Oh, it may or may not be real.

[Mark]

You were doing peptides before we even.

[Kyle]

I haven't started. Okay, what do you look for?

[Brandon]

You were going to inject Kyle.

[Kyle]

I was going to buy them and then see if I could get comfortable enough to start injecting.

[Che]

When you say this is legit, what do you look for?

[Kyle]

What do you.

[Che]

When you say like the guy that can get you peptides is legit, what are the markers of a guy who's legit?

[Brandon]

Does the website have to look nice?

[Max]

Yeah, I'm not going to lie. I, I clicked on a link that was sent to me, but question I can't.

[Kyle]

It's a guy. A guy who's legit. A guy who is legit when it's lab coat.

[Che]

How do you know a guy's legit? Like what?

[Kyle]

When it comes to drugs, he has a backpack. He's kind of chubby, kind of ugly. He has a weird looking girlfriend that's always with him.

[Mark]

Civic.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Okay, that's a good. The girlfriend is always with him.

[Max]

So the one link that I got, I got a link from, from just a friend who goes to the gym a lot. That one was just a link and then the other one was a contact. Okay, who runs peptide?

[Mark]

Let's go.

[Danny]

Let's.

[Max]

And, but then, but Zach is talking to the doctor.

[Mark]

Let's check out all peptide avenues.

[Max]

I have, I have a link. I have a link from a gym friend. I have a contact of like a. Someone who runs peptides. And then I have. And then Zach has a doctor.

[Mark]

Okay, good. So let's go.

[Max]

So where, where would you like to start?

[Mark]

Like ready?

[Max]

I think we start.

[Kyle]

Oh yeah.

[Mark]

Dozen questions.

[Kyle]

Can I bring my phone?

[Max]

I Think we start with.

[Danny]

With.

[Max]

With Dr. Zach has doctor.

[Mark]

Yeah. Doctor's gonna say no.

[Max]

No, doctor's saying yes.

[Mark]

Oh, okay, great.

[Max]

He's a he.

[Mark]

And I don't feel like you find doctors online.

[Danny]

Is it.

[Hank]

Is it Zach's doctor or a friend of his that happens to be.

[Max]

Oh, no, this is a guy who DM'd him that.

[Brandon]

But he said he's a doctor.

[Max]

Well, we looked at his. That goes. I looked at his Instagram. He is wearing doctor clothes.

[Che]

Okay.

[Max]

So it is. He does look on his Instagram.

[Danny]

Doctors wearing doctor clothes in their Instagrams.

[Max]

Yeah, for sure.

[Danny]

Sounds like that's where they're normal people and they just. They're wearing sweater vests.

[Max]

You don't think.

[Danny]

I think they're wearing quarter zips in there in their Instagram.

[Max]

The whole reason that you become a doctor. So you can tell other people that.

[Danny]

To help people.

[Brandon]

Yes. God complex.

[Max]

Yeah.

[Che]

He had a stethoscope around his neck.

[Max]

To be fair, I. I haven't looked at this Instagram personally, but Zach has told me that he. That on his Instagram.

[Che]

A lot of. A lot of fake doctors. Forget that part. The stethoscope around.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You can't just buy those. You can't just buy doctor clothes.

[Hank]

The.

[Mark]

I'm gonna have Dr. Dan be our backup doctor.

[Che]

The guy that.

[Mark]

Yeah, you.

[Max]

Who was the one who said that you don't find Doctors on Instagram.

[Mark]

Dr. Dan.

[Max]

Dr. Dan is a. Is a great doctor that we found on Twitter.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mark]

But he's a real dog.

[Max]

So that's what I'm saying. This is also a real dog.

[Danny]

You don't find Doctors on Instagram.

[Mark]

Dr. Dan For. People don't remember. Dr. Dan's the one that put the cast on Roan, but he didn't need it because he's like a really good doctor also. Great looking dude. Yeah.

[Brandon]

That's nice.

[Mark]

That's also got me an awesome cheesesteak at Stairs saratoga.

[Danny]

What? How?

[Brandon]

Dr. Dan got you an awesome cheese.

[Mark]

He knows Saratoga really well. And we were doing the live show and he's like, hey, I have a. A secret cheesesteak spot. Do you want one? I was like, yes. Then he showed up with cheesesteak. Wow. Yeah. Dr. Dan.

[Brandon]

Does he dress like a doctor on Instagram?

[Mark]

Nobody dressed like a doctor in. He dresses like a doctor should dress in person.

[Danny]

Doctors dress like golfers on Instagram.

[Brandon]

They do.

[Mark]

Yes. But he. Yeah. So he dressed not doctors. He had a nice polo shirt tucked in. Clothes fit well. He's a good looking dude.

[Hank]

I trust him.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Is he legit?

[Mark]

He who? This doctor.

[Max]

I. I just got texted something.

[Mark]

What'd you get texted?

[Max]

Meme just wrote in our. Our production group chat of part of my take all caps. Don't let them know about Zach's plug. Max, you idiot.

[Mark]

Oh, no.

[Max]

I think the cat's already out of the bag.

[Che]

Yeah, that was.

[Mark]

We've already done that.

[Danny]

You're only just told it to, like, thousands of people.

[Max]

But I didn't give a. Give out any names.

[Mark]

No, we're good.

[Brandon]

Max, do you think there's any repercussions with you getting thin and hot?

[Max]

I want. See, here's the thing that people are.

[Brandon]

People are conversation.

[Max]

Yeah, I don't want to get thin. I just want to be less fat. Like, at no point would I do I ever want to be a skinny man.

[Danny]

You have a goal weight.

[Mark]

You're not a. I.

[Max]

We. There's percentages. We don't have to talk about, you know, exact numbers around here, but yes, I have a goal weight in my mind, so, yes. Okay, but I. But we don't have to talk specifically.

[Danny]

Sure, that's fine.

[Mark]

He's getting married.

[Max]

Yeah, that's also the thing. It's basically just for the wedding.

[Danny]

I'm down to fan. Yeah.

[Max]

I'm down to get fat again. I'm down to get fatter than I am now. I just would like, you know, look at some nice.

[Mark]

She did say yes at your current weight.

[Max]

Correct.

[Brandon]

But so it's like, what do you mean? That's not true.

[Max]

Death. Death is also a worry at some points. Also, we're talking about this right now. We're doing the fucking duck duck challenge next week, which is the worst. It's the worst thing we do.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Che]

Why not get fat for the wedding? Get all the pictures, put them up in your house. And then everyone says, everyone. Everyone's like, oh, my God, you've lost so much weight.

[Brandon]

Max, why don't you just edit the photo of your wedding?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Have quigs do it if it's just for a photo.

[Max]

No, no, no, no, no. I gotta do it. I won't. Realistically, I probably won't do it, but I would like to do it. I la. I've. I think I've talked about this. I think on this show. I've been doing cycling recently at the new gym that I joined I. A couple weeks ago before. Before we were traveling a lot for Super Bowl, I told like, the cycling instructor. I was like, I'm going to come in here every week. I Got to, I got to lose some weight for my wedding. I went back last Friday for the first time in weeks, and she was like, oh, this guy's back. This guy's back. I remember when you told me you were gonna come here every week. I, I heard you got a wedding buddy. Basically. I, I was like looking around, I was like, she's talking about me in the full class of people that I do not like. This makes me want to come way less.

[Mark]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's. That, like, just feels illegal.

[Max]

I, I agree. That feels like hipaa.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Max]

And also we were traveling this week and I have, we have the. We have a part of my take all day stream tomorrow. Go watch it. It'll be going during this show. So just, just so you know, starting at 8:00am Starting at 8:00am yeah. So I'm not going this week either. And I'm already dreading going back next week.

[Brandon]

You just can't go back. You have to be done.

[Mark]

You got to find a new one.

[Brandon]

Just start. Just do the drugs.

[Max]

Yeah, yeah, no, but I have to do that. No, no, the cycle. The cycle class. Because I, I had like a stationary bike at my house growing up and I would try and do it and I would be like, all right, 30 minute workout and I'll get to workout 15. I'd be like, all right, that's, that's good, that's good.

[Danny]

Round up.

[Max]

Like, when you're in the class, you, you, you just have to stay until you're done.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Jay]

I think the coolest thing you could do is take a ton of these drugs and then like four or five months from, I'll go back to the class skinny as fuck and be like, what's up, bitch?

[Max]

Yeah, that. I don't hate that.

[Jay]

You know?

[Max]

Don't hate that.

[Mark]

I like that. You said willing to get fucking fatter than you are right now, despite his motivation.

[Max]

No, but yeah, aesthetically, I'm willing to get fatter after the wedding, but I do, I do worry about death. I do worry about death.

[Danny]

Yeah, I could see that.

[Max]

That's always, that's, you know, I think. But Doug, Doug, next week, that'll be. I'm, I'm excited.

[Danny]

That's a one night thing.

[Mark]

We're going to puke.

[Max]

I don't think that is healthy at all.

[Mark]

No, you puke it up.

[Danny]

Not every day.

[Mark]

No. Once a year after that, you puke it up.

[Max]

But like, we, there's so many. Like, we basically do a Doug Dug here every Sunday.

[Danny]

If you're doing a Combine today. What a workout that is.

[Max]

Yeah, that's. I'll. I mean, I guess it's like one set of bench. Yeah, I saw you bench and you.

[Danny]

You. You're pretty. You're stronger than I thought you should be in.

[Mark]

I have.

[Danny]

I have natural strength. I just don't work out as much as that.

[Max]

I. I was like, who.

[Mark]

Who's moving that bar?

[Max]

And I was like, oh, that's Brandon.

[Danny]

Yeah, that's right. You should do it. No, I'm doing the commentary. I can't do the running and all that. That's what.

[Max]

Yeah, yeah.

[Che]

All right, Max, you're doing the call.

[Danny]

Yes.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Mark]

All right, Max.

[Max]

All right, thank you, guys.

[Mark]

On the Peptides, I got.

[Max]

Yep.

[Danny]

I almost got hurt in the combine last year because that. We have a 40 yard dash right here or whatever it is, but there's very little stopping area.

[Mark]

Yeah, I'm not. I'm gonna try not to fall.

[Danny]

Oh, they put air mattresses.

[Brandon]

Air mattresses. That'll stop.

[Danny]

Our last year you were running, but we were running right into the kitchen.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Did you get the question right picture. What do you think the worst case scenario would be?

[Brandon]

You missing state capital or a country?

[Che]

Yeah.

[Mark]

More to it, West Virginia.

[Kyle]

More involving the team I was giving the answer for.

[Danny]

All right, that was. Oh, that was Dave.

[Mark]

Oh, you got a geography question wrong with Dave.

[Kyle]

And then what? What did Dave do before I gave my answer?

[Brandon]

Said the right answer.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

No spoilers.

[Stephen]

Oh, that's.

[Brandon]

That's nightmare.

[Mark]

Yeah. Can we hear the question?

[Kyle]

I texted him. My bad.

[Danny]

So we can hear the question.

[Mark]

What if we can get it?

[Kyle]

You want to spoil it?

[Stephen]

I don't.

[Mark]

Well, I mean, you already spoiled what happened. So just tell us the question.

[Kyle]

The largest one word, U S, city that begins with the letter L.

[Danny]

All right. It takes out Los Angeles. Laredo,

[Che]

Lincoln.

[Danny]

Laramie. Lincoln. Lincoln was bigger than Laredo.

[Brandon]

I think Texas is so big.

[Mark]

Lima, Ohio.

[Danny]

Lansing.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Ohio.

[Kyle]

It's Lima, Ohio.

[Danny]

Yeah, it's Lima, Ohio. No.

[Mark]

Oh, damn it.

[Danny]

Lansing.

[Mark]

You feel good there for a second.

[Danny]

Lincoln. I think it's Lincoln.

[Brandon]

I said the Lakeland, Florida.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Kyle]

Dave said Lexington, Kentucky.

[Danny]

Oh, oh, Louisville.

[Mark]

And then I said Louisville.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Kyle]

And ending in not a Val.

[Danny]

Oh, obviously. Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

And I told him I think Lincoln might be bigger.

[Danny]

Lexington's about 3, 350. Oh, that sounds right.

[Che]

I was gonna say Lincoln, and then when he said not a vow, I would have switched to Alexa.

[Mark]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Definitely.

[Che]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mark]

I wouldn't ever said.

[Che]

You would have said Lima, Ohio.

[Danny]

I had a good burger in Lincoln.

[Mark]

Right?

[Brandon]

In Lincoln.

[Danny]

Yeah, Lincoln, Nebraska. Had a great burger. Don't remember the name of the place, but it was good. Damn good. Shout out to you guys. You make a good burger.

[Brandon]

I'm sure they'll appreciate that.

[Danny]

Downtown Lincoln.

[Brandon]

Were you in Lincoln for lime has

[Mark]

got 35, 000 people.

[Danny]

Me and TJ went to Lincoln when we were at Omaha.

[Kyle]

A healthy town.

[Mark]

Healthy. That's a healthy.

[Kyle]

Not a healthy, but yeah, Sizable.

[Mark]

That's. Yeah.

[Hank]

Size.

[Kyle]

Not a healthy, sizable town.

[Mark]

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[Hank]

He was nervous, I think.

[Brandon]

I think redemption. I think it's going to happen.

[Danny]

Mark. Lucas did it before the show.

[Mark]

No, he didn't.

[Che]

Lucas did 135.

[Danny]

Lucas did it twice. Yeah.

[Che]

Really, Lucas?

[Mark]

You did, Lucas? Not twice. But I did it once.

[Danny]

I thought you did do it twice.

[Mark]

No, I said I could have done it twice.

[Danny]

Oh, you did it once very easily.

[Mark]

Yeah, I could have done twice. Can we see the video tape from last year?

[Che]

Was it hard, Lucas?

[Mark]

I tried once and I got halfway, and then T. Bob helped me with my form, and then I was able to get it.

[Danny]

That's embarrassing.

[Hank]

Does he have a bum shoulder or something?

[Brandon]

Lucas or Tate?

[Hank]

That's the lie you should go with.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Jay]

How many did he do last year?

[Kyle]

Yeah, he's on edge.

[Mark]

It just.

[Hank]

It doesn't make sense.

[Danny]

It doesn't make sense.

[Mark]

The most. It's the.

[Danny]

It's not a lot of weight.

[Mark]

It's the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And. And Lucas was saying, oh, I don't. I don't lift weights. I don't bench. I don't know the form, but it's just pushing weight off of you. Huh. Even if you don't know the form and you don't get it perfectly, maybe you don't do a good form. You still ought to be able to figure out how to get weight off of Right. And into the air.

[Mark]

Yeah. No, that means that Tate could be suffocated by a very small man.

[Brandon]

This. Oh, yeah.

[Danny]

Hold on. No, no, no, no, no. That's always formless. Is that our first zero? He hit the bench. Heat the bench. Hit the bench. Give me one tape.

[Mark]

Give me one.

[Danny]

You bet. You better get one tape. What?

[Jay]

Man,

[Brandon]

He has to do it this year, guys.

[Danny]

He didn't get close.

[Mark]

Has he trained at all?

[Hank]

Lucas, that was like an infomercial, like, wanting to get stronger.

[Brandon]

Can we get him down here?

[Mark]

Yeah, I just texted him.

[Brandon]

I understand.

[Mark]

I don't think he's going to do it. Has he trained at all? I don't. I'm not sure. He goes to the gym, but then he'll just be like, yeah, I'm on the treadmill for.

[Che]

We do have a bench. Talking about not a bench.

[Lucas]

That's that.

[Danny]

But that's tr. You could train using that. That's a bench.

[Mark]

That right now.

[Lucas]

No.

[Brandon]

Why?

[Lucas]

No, I'm not being. I'm not being.

[Danny]

You just said we don't have a bench. There's a bench right there.

[Lucas]

Listen, I know if I go. If I was training in here, people would be videotaping me. I don't know. I can do it. I can do it. I could do it last.

[Danny]

Oh, how embarrassing. They videotape you training.

[Lucas]

Here's a question. What's more embarrassing if. If I do one and get up and leave, is that fine or depends

[Mark]

on how you do the one.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Lucas]

I'm nervous that I'm gonna do one. Like, I think I can. I also thought I could do one last year. I think I can do one.

[Mark]

Have you trained it all?

[Lucas]

I've done push ups and I've been eating protein.

[Danny]

How many push ups?

[Mark]

Push ups?

[Lucas]

Not many.

[Danny]

How many? Can you do it once?

[Mark]

Do. Do 10 push.

[Lucas]

I'm not doing anything. I'm not doing anything until we go out there.

[Danny]

Well, all right.

[Che]

Smart.

[Danny]

Do 10 push up. We're on a show right now.

[Mark]

That was your excuse last year. You're like, I benched earlier. I did that. There's no way you benched once earlier in the day and then couldn't do it again.

[Danny]

Take crank out 10, right? I'm not cranking 10.

[Mark]

No, just 10.

[Brandon]

No, you don't do it, Tate.

[Stephen]

It'll make It.

[Brandon]

It'll make your victory so much sweeter.

[Lucas]

Guys are bullying me. What's better, doing one and stopping or getting like three and a half and not being able to get the fourth?

[Mark]

You got to keep going.

[Lucas]

I think I have the opportunity to put up one and be like, no and walk off.

[Danny]

One walk off.

[Kyle]

Better than struggling to get.

[Mark]

No. One is not.

[Lucas]

You got like a one and like.

[Brandon]

Oh, you say one and you could have done eight more easy.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Lucas]

Are we supposed to do more?

[Mark]

No. You got to try your hardest to get as many as you can.

[Hank]

Then you could say you did three times as many as last year.

[Mark]

Right.

[Danny]

Would the NFL accept that? Will the NFL be like, oh, he did and he walked away?

[Lucas]

No. KD never did. 135.

[Che]

Is there anybody at the NFL that can't do? They do 225.

[Lucas]

Kevin Durant can't do it.

[Danny]

So they did 185. Right. I don't true 25, but I guess NBA.

[Che]

I guess if you can't do it, you probably just opt out.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Lucas]

Which a lot.

[Danny]

Let me tell you this. A lot of people.

[Che]

Do you think everybody in the NFL could do 225?

[Lucas]

Am I wrong?

[Hank]

Go on about that.

[Lucas]

Let me tell you this, Danny. And you know this last year there was a sign up sheet, which is why I'm most mad. And I was. I came in and I was doing it and I was like, but we don't have to.

[Kyle]

Right?

[Lucas]

And they're like, no, there was a sign up sheet. I was the last person to go. There were multiple people who didn't go. And Nikki Smokes goes, wait, Tate hasn't benched yet. And I was like, no, I don't have to wait. But who didn't go, dude, Multiple people who.

[Che]

Multiple people leading.

[Hank]

Leading up to it. Tape triple checked that he wouldn't have to do that.

[Lucas]

Correct.

[Hank]

And so his excuse was.

[Mark]

You realize that he was training at all Higher Combine is about you.

[Lucas]

Yeah, I'm getting one, dude. I'm probably getting one.

[Mark]

I've never rooted so hard for you to not get.

[Lucas]

Oh, I thought you were gonna say you're cheering for me.

[Danny]

Oh, hell no.

[Mark]

This would be so funny if you had an entire year and you still can't get one. Oh, my God. It would make me. That hurts the happiest boy in the world.

[Brandon]

What's your confidence level?

[Lucas]

Here's the problem.

[Danny]

My confidence.

[Lucas]

My confidence last year was 100. Like, I was convinced I knew why.

[Mark]

Where'd that come from?

[Brandon]

Because I had done it earlier in the day.

[Mark]

Yeah, I did.

[Brandon]

I just said you did.

[Mark]

No one had seen it.

[Lucas]

Blutman did. Blumen didn't mention last year. Interesting. Did the rest of the combine.

[Mark]

Blutman's not someone that, like, if he doesn't bench, we will feel bad. When you don't bench. It's holy.

[Lucas]

Lucas, stop with the.

[Danny]

It's right there.

[Lucas]

The problem is this. I thought I could do it last year when I was fat. I have lost weight so that I would assume that.

[Danny]

But if you've been doing push ups,

[Che]

you've lost muscle with the fat.

[Lucas]

And I had salmon for lunch today and a Greek.

[Mark]

Oh, you'll be good.

[Jay]

Oh, it.

[Hank]

I wouldn't even know the overall word to describe. It was embarrassing. It's just strange. Like, it doesn't add up. Like, you're an athletic guy.

[Lucas]

Yeah, I've played.

[Danny]

What? Embarrassed. You've.

[Hank]

Maybe a little.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Lucas]

It was extremely.

[Danny]

Yeah, extremely.

[Che]

By the way, you've put the fear of God in the rest of the office that hasn't done the combine yet. There are people walking around that are just like, I. I don't know if I can do one.

[Danny]

Connor Griffin's scared. He can't do it.

[Lucas]

There's a huge.

[Mark]

What? We're gonna get multiple notes. Oh, that's gonna be. I wanna.

[Che]

But I think it's just because you didn't do it. I think before anyone saw you fail,

[Brandon]

everyone would have been like, the social guys are salivating.

[Lucas]

There's a.

[Brandon]

It was posted everywhere.

[Lucas]

Well, some. I. I have a fight going on with the Viva guys right now. I've got a witch hunt going. Because yesterday to the Viva guys both asked me for what I would consider to be good favors. And both times I responded to him, I said, yes, but I don't want to see the bench press before tomorrow. And they both said, deal. And I woke up this morning, the bench press was on there.

[Mark]

Yeah, that's a deal they can never make.

[Lucas]

But they made the deal.

[Danny]

You said before tomorrow. Today was tomorrow, Correct.

[Lucas]

No, the deal was, hey, before the combine. Let's not hype up. And they're both like, oh, 100. Deal. And it's first thing.

[Danny]

That's the best video we have. It was.

[Brandon]

It was posted totally fine.

[Mark]

Can we watch it again real quick?

[Danny]

Oh, Dan, it's so good.

[Mark]

The fact that you blamed you hitting the bar the first time. Like, oh, no, I've got a couple adjustments.

[Brandon]

I've been googling your place of work, posted this with like the caption. Look at this.

[Mark]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lucas]

But There's a huge difference between people that chirp me and don't. Because there are a fair amount of people in this company that cannot do this.

[Mark]

Oh, man.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Lucas]

I didn't know what I was doing.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Lucas]

I didn't know what I was doing.

[Jay]

I weigh 135.

[Mark]

But you could. You could kill Tate on top of him. He wouldn't be able to get you all.

[Jay]

I was just thinking, if I was in an accident, I would die.

[Danny]

If I.

[Lucas]

If I do.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Danny]

True.

[Jay]

What the hell? Thanks a lot, Tate.

[Lucas]

I would get the. I would get the strength, Kate.

[Jay]

Okay.

[Lucas]

I would save your life.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Lucas]

Is there a number I can do that gets you to stop? Like if I do two.

[Mark]

No, if you did like five or six, I'd be like, okay.

[Danny]

He. That's.

[Mark]

That's a man you've now graduated to. Man, that's tough.

[Lucas]

Five or six?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Jay]

What was the highest number of this last year?

[Danny]

Oh, like 40. 40 something.

[Jay]

Okay.

[Danny]

I think fights. But he could have fights.

[Brandon]

100.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Katie was trying for 60 today.

[Mark]

I feel like he should be able to get it.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Che]

I wish we could see T. Bob do it.

[Mark]

It's not a lot of weight.

[Danny]

T. Bob says he has a bum shoulder. That's the only problem. But T. Bob is the most overqualified ref in the history of this combine.

[Mark]

KD was the ref last year.

[Danny]

Yeah. Okay. So maybe T. Bob's not the most.

[Mark]

Yeah. Oh, man. If you don't get this, I'm getting nervous. You don't get this.

[Danny]

T. Bob's going to be a good guy to do that. Because he was.

[Lucas]

I'm nervous. It's the biggest day of my life.

[Brandon]

Are the bald stool guys. Are they allowed to sweat yet?

[Mark]

No.

[Lucas]

Doing this

[Mark]

where. I don't care.

[Danny]

He has to do it, right? Yeah. Yeah.

[Mark]

He's got to do it. He's got to do it all.

[Hank]

He's doing it.

[Mark]

He has to.

[Danny]

Does he know he's doing it?

[Hank]

He doesn't know that.

[Max]

Good.

[Lucas]

Get him on the bench.

[Mark]

I'm yelling.

[Jay]

He said he did.

[Danny]

Well, he might not be here.

[Jay]

Well, treadmill the other day, so he did not sweat.

[Lucas]

Nick, can I ask you a question?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Lucas]

Can you do it?

[Mark]

No, that's.

[Lucas]

And I'm not.

[Brandon]

But, like, I don't think so. Never have tried it last year.

[Danny]

Afterwards, then it's just 12 o'. Clock.

[Brandon]

I think I said on the broadcast.

[Mark]

Where is he?

[Brandon]

It's a pot calling the kettle blacks. I'm not making fun of you.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I'll be I don't understand.

[Danny]

What are they doing?

[Che]

What are they doing?

[Lucas]

Diva tagged me again.

[Danny]

They're going again. Six hours. Is that what they're doing?

[Lucas]

That kid just lost his ride home privileges.

[Mark]

My mic on AX is doing 18 hours. Zach has to do 36.

[Danny]

Oh, my God. Of what?

[Mark]

Streaming.

[Danny]

Oh, okay, so 8:00am Tomorrow to Max is leaving at 2:00am 8:00am, 8:00pm the next night.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Why are they doing this?

[Mark]

Our.

[Kyle]

What state?

[Mark]

Our annual NFL picks. And we do a fucked up thing that I hate that we do, but it's last place gets punished and second place gets punished.

[Danny]

That's fucked up.

[Mark]

So Max had an incredible picking year.

[Che]

Oh, that's. But it's evil.

[Mark]

But he was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I think I finished like 27 and 15 and Max was like 26 and 16.

[Danny]

And third place was fine.

[Mark]

Third place was like 18 and 18.

[Danny]

Yeah, yeah.

[Che]

Huh.

[Jay]

And they're just going to be in the PMT studio.

[Mark]

I think they're going to use the whole office.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Mark]

I know that there's one. One of the things they're doing is itchy golf where they have to wear itching powder gloves and get a birdie.

[Danny]

So not only are they going to be doing 36 hours, they're going to be punishing themselves during that 36 hours.

[Mark]

Yeah, I think there's actually a wheel and they. They're most likely going to have to run a 10k in the pardon my take booth.

[Danny]

Oh, boy.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it's bad.

[Mark]

Oh, I think it's a thousand back and forth.

[Danny]

Oh. Oh, my God.

[Brandon]

What's itching powder?

[Mark]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

I've had invention.

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

Fuck whoever made them.

[Mark]

Yeah, a real scoundrel made that.

[Brandon]

Fuck that.

[Mark]

All right, Tate. Well, worse of luck.

[Danny]

You're really NER that nervous.

[Lucas]

Yeah, I really am nervous.

[Mark]

Well, he hasn't.

[Lucas]

I'm sweating like.

[Danny]

Are you faking us?

[Mark]

Have you done it? No, I've not.

[Danny]

I.

[Mark]

Have you trained?

[Danny]

No.

[Mark]

See, that's crazy.

[Danny]

It doesn't look like.

[Mark]

But that's crazy. If I didn't do this, if I. If I had. What happened? What happened to you happened to me last year.

[Danny]

Right.

[Mark]

I would spend an entire year making sure that this moment did not happen.

[Danny]

I'd have been there after the strain went down that day.

[Lucas]

Shooting in the gym.

[Mark]

Well, no, he would have died.

[Lucas]

Well, still, my newest concern is that I'm sweating so much that it's gonna slip and kill me.

[Brandon]

Do you want some protection from. If you fail, wear Michigan gear.

[Mark]

Oh,

[Danny]

yeah. Wear Michigan gear.

[Mark]

Yeah, that would actually be fun.

[Lucas]

No, but also a good idea.

[Mark]

Yeah, that is.

[Lucas]

That is a good idea.

[Danny]

Put that on your body. Sorry.

[Hank]

We have issued playing safety net jerseys.

[Danny]

Sorry. I tell you.

[Lucas]

So Connor Griffin's struggling too?

[Danny]

No, he's struggling mentally. I don't know if he's gonna struggle with it, but he's.

[Mark]

He's a good athlete.

[Danny]

He's worried he's not gonna be able to do it.

[Che]

He's worried his form isn't good enough.

[Mark]

What are we talking?

[Danny]

It's £1.

[Mark]

Nothing.

[Jay]

We shouldn't.

[Kyle]

But why we stress so much that the bench press is some test of masculinity.

[Danny]

Well, no, thank you, Kyle. Thank you.

[Kyle]

Great P. It's like a skill like sand art or woodworking or pottery or origami. It's like the more you do it, like, if Tate trained bench press on a regular basis and still didn't do it, that would be embarrassing.

[Danny]

But I think it's a natural movement as well.

[Mark]

Correct.

[Danny]

If something is on top of you, you push it off.

[Mark]

I don't bench. The only time I bench all year is today.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Mark]

You should be able to just do it.

[Lucas]

I did Google how to do it, and I would say I learned something.

[Danny]

You grab it and push.

[Kyle]

Never mind.

[Che]

You were Googling how to do it,

[Lucas]

and I've been eating protein, so.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Salmon and Greek yogurt today.

[Lucas]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

Easy. You got it then.

[Lucas]

Everyone's saying I should have done carbs, but she lost protein.

[Danny]

Carbs or energy, though.

[Mark]

Like £20 since last year's.

[Che]

£20.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mark]

That's gonna be a lot of muscle.

[Che]

You're. That's a lot of muscle.

[Lucas]

That's why I've been eating protein and Googling.

[Mark]

I just realized I don't even have Mincy's new phone number, so I can't.

[Danny]

So you've been eating protein, you've been Googling, like, the past couple. You've been doing all that preparation when you could have just been benching.

[Lucas]

Can I be honest?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Lucas]

I'm very nervous of going to a gym. Like, not that we're. We're somewhat public figures to the point where if someone takes a video.

[Che]

Paparazzi at the gym.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Che]

I'm worried about them.

[Danny]

We have a gym.

[Lucas]

This is the worst of the paparazzi. If I come in here and lift and they post it, like, has that I pinned myself? Well, that's gonna be all over the Internet.

[Brandon]

Has that ever happened to you any other place? Like, does anybody ever post you scarf In a burger.

[Lucas]

If I go in and I'm benching with twos on. Two and a halfs on each side, and there's a. That's gonna be worse than this. Like Tate's training.

[Danny]

You are.

[Kyle]

Right, right. Don't train. You don't need an in house.

[Lucas]

Couple push ups. Couple Greek. Yo.

[Mark]

You think I would have put two and a half so bad?

[Danny]

Get you a couple of dumbbells at home and just do. Do dumbbell bench press. That'll at least get you.

[Mark]

I think if someone came in here right now, it was like 10,000. Well, no, because I can't say this because then you won't. I want it to be natural, but, like, I would probably pay $10,000 to have you not get it. It's worth that.

[Kyle]

You would.

[Mark]

It's so worth it.

[Danny]

Yeah, I probably. But it wouldn't pay it to you.

[Mark]

No, I wouldn't pay it to you.

[Danny]

Oh, a third party.

[Mark]

Yeah. No, no, I want you to. I want you to naturally not get it.

[Brandon]

I mean, hundreds of millions of people saw that last one.

[Che]

The.

[Brandon]

The money that brought in alone.

[Che]

That's why.

[Kyle]

Engagement.

[Mark]

Incredible.

[Lucas]

Good point.

[Mark]

It is your combine today. This is your combine.

[Kyle]

And you being profoundly weak overshadows all of the people here who are also extremely weak in their own right.

[Lucas]

Am I? What if I don't?

[Danny]

In the lift? Yeah.

[Lucas]

Do you think I can beat anyone who's.

[Danny]

Who's the people you'll beat? The ones that don't do it.

[Mark]

Because the people who can't do it aren't gonna do it.

[Lucas]

Yeah, that's where I Up.

[Che]

Yeah, you should opt it out.

[Lucas]

I'm pretty sure everyone's chanting. That's why I started doing it.

[Mark]

Yeah, we'll do that again.

[Danny]

Yeah. No, we might start the show with that.

[Lucas]

No, wait till I'm doing one.

[Danny]

Let's see.

[Jay]

It's brave that you're even doing it. Thank you. That's nice.

[Danny]

It's brave.

[Lucas]

Heroic.

[Jay]

It is, though. Good for you.

[Mark]

It is heroic. Like the half. The half of you that's a man.

[Lucas]

You said five or six and I'm a man. You said that, yeah. Half of you.

[Mark]

It's a man stepping up and doing it. I respect. And then the. The half of you that can't get it.

[Lucas]

Only can't say that if I get five or six, though.

[Mark]

No, you're right.

[Danny]

All right.

[Mark]

You're right.

[Lucas]

I gotta go figure out how to do that.

[Mark]

Okay.

[Lucas]

Thanks, guys.

[Mark]

All right, if you see Mincy, just tell him he's doing the combine.

[Danny]

All right. Where the Is he.

[Mark]

What does he mean he's not doing the combine?

[Stephen]

You don't.

[Brandon]

I don't think he said he's not doing the combine.

[Danny]

Oh, they tell me that you don't really.

[Mark]

You don't sweat mince.

[Stephen]

He's on the list. I. That was sent out a couple days ago. I'm pretty sure he's aware it's happening today and we'll be participating.

[Mark]

Okay.

[Danny]

Right now, when you talk to him,

[Hank]

Danny, this morning I was like, you're doing the combine? He's like, no, I can't sweat you.

[Mark]

You don't sweat. He was running 40 yards. Does not make you sweat.

[Danny]

Well, now speak for yourself on that.

[Mark]

Oh, no. Hey, what's up? You just. You're not doing our workout anymore?

[Danny]

Yeah, I'm doing it.

[Mark]

What happened yesterday?

[Danny]

I got. I had a sinking spell right after wub, and I need. I went. I went to the breakfast. I went to the Breakfast Club and ate and ate.

[Brandon]

What's a sinking spell?

[Danny]

I had a sinking spell and at the end of Wub, like, 8, 45, I had a sinking spell.

[Kyle]

So I went into the.

[Danny]

I went and got. I went to the Breakfast Club and got some scrambled eggs and some fruit

[Mark]

to find sinking spells and some bacon.

[Danny]

Yeah, just. You get a little light. Light and tired real quick. No sinking spell.

[Brandon]

I've never heard it called that.

[Mark]

Any bacon to bring you back to life.

[Danny]

Barney Fife used to keep an extra bologna sandwich because he had a sinking spell in the afternoon.

[Brandon]

Does that just mean hungry?

[Danny]

No, it's. It's less hungry and more completely zapped of energy and dead and just like. Like that.

[Hank]

You're really working around the word weak.

[Danny]

I had a sink. I had a sinking spell and. And I went and ate breakfast. And when I came back, I thought because you weren't here, it was gonna be on me to. When we started. So I came back about 9:30. I was like, all right, I'm starting. I look over there and they're doing it. It's like, oh, fuck. So I missed it. And then my idea was to do it at home with Tommy. And I thought that'd be fun.

[Mark]

There was no chance you were doing it at home.

[Danny]

I did it at home. I just didn't do it with Tommy on video. He didn't do it. I swear to God.

[Mark]

You did the whole thing?

[Danny]

I never do the whole thing.

[Brandon]

Brandon, if I know you, you would have filmed that as proof.

[Danny]

I never do the whole thing, and you know that.

[Mark]

You didn't Take a picture of yourself sweating after. Did you actually do it?

[Danny]

I did a version of it. Version of it?

[Mark]

You walked to the refrigerator. I did a version with dead arms.

[Danny]

I did the hot. I did. I did. I. I did. I did some of it.

[Mark]

We're gonna do it right after the act. Warm up for the. For the combine. Anyone who wants to partake.

[Danny]

That should be the biggest group yet. Yeah, it's a good warm up for the combine people and a complete and total workout for me.

[Mark]

Every day we're getting better.

[Danny]

Every single day.

[Mark]

Every day. We're getting.

[Danny]

Most days. Yeah.

[Mark]

Maybe he's got to do the compound. He says wasn't popping for apples.

[Danny]

What the. He doesn't want to get his head wet.

[Mark]

This is where I'm.

[Danny]

But he doesn't have to dive head first into the apple where I'm like, yes, he does.

[Mark]

We're doing stuff, guys. We're doing stuff.

[Stephen]

Brandon, do you think you have a blood sugar issue?

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Mark]

He's pre diabetic.

[Danny]

No. Maybe. I don't know. I just. I. I just. Y' all don't ever feel a little.

[Brandon]

I do.

[Jay]

When's last time? Full blood work

[Mark]

is never an option.

[Danny]

Like pre wedding.

[Jay]

Okay.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Maybe it's time.

[Brandon]

No, I need to go. You want to go with me? I need a doctor. I don't have one here.

[Danny]

I just texted Dr. Nick Miller. I'm gonna go visit him soon. I asked him if peptides were okay in my situation.

[Brandon]

You want Peptides?

[Danny]

I'm waiting to HEAR Back from Dr. Ned Miller about the peptides because you guys are talking about doctors. I have a doctor, and he hasn't answered me yet. He's probably doctoring on people right now. Scrubs was good last night. You should watch it. You swear it was fantastic. I swear. I got a pre screener two weeks ago, watched it then and then watched it again last night. It was good. Damn good. Good show.

[Mark]

So what, it's back?

[Danny]

It's back. It's a re revival? Not a reboot. It's a revival.

[Brandon]

What.

[Mark]

What's it.

[Brandon]

What's. What's the difference?

[Danny]

Reboot is if you, like, cast different characters in certain spots. Different or maybe did something. This is just. They pick up right Kind of where they left off and keep going. This is basically season 10.

[Hank]

Is Zach Braff your doctor? You know he's not a real one. Is that who you're.

[Danny]

No, he's not. He's not my doctor. He's.

[Brandon]

He did retweet you.

[Danny]

He did retweet Me.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Cody Rhodes was cool Yesterday. Was he 25 minutes with him and touching.

[Mark]

He came in.

[Danny]

I'll let you see. But I. Five for five.

[Kyle]

You got five.

[Che]

No way.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Brandon]

All different parts of bod.

[Danny]

No. Y' all are gonna have to judge it because he initiated all five touches.

[Brandon]

What the.

[Danny]

No. What? That's still touching.

[Kyle]

Beat you at your own game.

[Brandon]

Mark said you have to touch him.

[Danny]

Did one of y'. All.

[Che]

I will say I texted him the same challenge.

[Danny]

Okay. He touched me five times.

[Brandon]

He beat you.

[Danny]

Okay. All right.

[Che]

Exactly.

[Danny]

Yeah. He reached across the aisle five times.

[Mark]

All right, so update on Mincy. I got his new number. I said, you're doing the combine. He said, okay, should be fine. And I just replied, don't care. You're doing it.

[Danny]

Okay. Did you. Did you have an epiphany over the week or.

[Mark]

No, I've been hard ass closer to this.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Mark]

It's just like, I don't. I don't care if you'll be finer.

[Danny]

I like hard ass, Dan.

[Mark]

Yeah. Just a little bit of. Listen, we get the. The minces of the world. They need to do the combine, so

[Brandon]

they need to do their thing.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mark]

If there was an excused absence of someone who has worth, I'd be like, okay, Jesus.

[Danny]

It's his new.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

It's a new dance.

[Mark]

Honesty.

[Danny]

Maybe. Maybe Smokes could have the day, though, because that wisdom, too.

[Mark]

No, I like that Smokes and Smokes is proving something here. All right, like, and he. He said he's gonna do it, but he also. Remember, he. He got the wisdom. Like, I told him, just get it

[Brandon]

on Friday morning, but it was emergency.

[Mark]

He said his teeth hurt.

[Danny]

I mean, that's a. When your teeth hurt really badly. That's a. That's debilitating.

[Mark]

Yeah. I guess

[Brandon]

that's the combine, though.

[Che]

But it is the.

[Mark]

It's the.

[Brandon]

And then Smokes.

[Che]

You know whose teeth hurt? Jack Hughes.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Che]

When he won a gold.

[Lucas]

Yeah.

[Danny]

So, yeah, that's the combine. We won't have another one for, what, two, three months?

[Kyle]

No.

[Mark]

What are you talking about?

[Brandon]

We might.

[Mark]

We don't do multiple combines.

[Brandon]

We're a mini golf company.

[Che]

Is the twist. Mini golf.

[Mark]

If Hank walks out, that's a really long putty.

[Brandon]

Just drills a hole right in the

[Danny]

end of the floor.

[Mark]

We are doing, I think, mini golf. So this year, it didn't get sold to, like, a bunch of big sponsors. So we're just gonna do it in our office. Like, we don't have the budget to fly everyone in and do a Big thing. But we're gonna have it set up for a week so we're gonna be able to do stuff. I actually think one of my ideas, I think we're gonna do. We're gonna do a old versus young Ryder Cup.

[Danny]

Oh, what team would.

[Mark]

So 30 on 35 plus.

[Danny]

Okay, so you are doing a 34. I'm out.

[Mark]

What do you mean?

[Danny]

I'm out. If it's the same week, I'm out.

[Mark]

We. You're gone the whole week.

[Danny]

It's. It's Masters weight.

[Mark]

I know, but are you gone the whole week?

[Danny]

No, I'll leave probably. I'll leave probably Wednesday. Right.

[Mark]

So we might do. We can. We're gonna have set up whenever we want.

[Danny]

Yeah. All right.

[Mark]

Like, I think one day after the yak, we'll just do anyone can challenge anyone. Money games.

[Brandon]

That's nice.

[Danny]

Now we're talking.

[Mark]

Yeah, like that.

[Danny]

Didn't need to work on my put. Golf season's coming around.

[Brandon]

Are you bringing Joey to the Masters?

[Danny]

No, I think Bradley Barton's coming.

[Brandon]

Oh, no.

[Mark]

Why?

[Danny]

I think Bradley Barton's going because.

[Brandon]

Have you told Joey?

[Mark]

Double B. Joey.

[Danny]

Joey knows. He is. Joey's in the exact same position he was last year. He's on deck. And Joey said you could tell me up until the day before, and then I won't get down there.

[Hank]

So what are you going to try bringing in there this year?

[Danny]

Nothing. Really? Nothing.

[Mark]

Oh, man.

[Brandon]

And Bradley Barton, do you like. Do you like him like that?

[Danny]

Bradley's one of my top four friends. Yes.

[Mark]

Top four.

[Danny]

Top five. Okay, Top five. Bradley Barton, Ned Miller, Phil. Phil, Matt Allen. Yeah, Bradley. Bradley's in top five.

[Jay]

Would.

[Kyle]

Do you think fart spray at the Masters would get you banned for life? I'm thinking, like, physically assaulted, eaten, and

[Mark]

I think you'd get a laugh.

[Brandon]

I did a laugh.

[Kyle]

But, like, permeate it toward the golfer, I don't think. Do you know how grave that would be?

[Mark]

Well, I mean, people fart at the Masters.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I watched a guy last year.

[Jay]

Oh, yeah. Old fogies walking around. There's. They can't help it.

[Mark]

It's probably leaking.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Mark]

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[Brandon]

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[Mark]

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[Brandon]

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[Mark]

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[Brandon]

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[Mark]

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[Brandon]

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[Mark]

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[Hank]

But if they see the spray Masters

[Danny]

also has about four holes that they're not near fans. They. The fans can't go back there. So that match was probably one of the fart in this golf tournament for the golfers. They're probably letting it go.

[Brandon]

Well, they're probably still miked up.

[Danny]

Yeah. But when they're, like, walking right between shots, I think those are. Those are free. Free fart. Free fart areas. Of course. I don't know.

[Hank]

You didn't fart there last year.

[Danny]

I don't think I farted there.

[Brandon]

Kyle, did we spray. Fart spray while you were in an inflatable suit?

[Danny]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that was funny.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Remember the state box?

[Mark]

Stinky cloud.

[Jay]

Stinky cloud.

[Brandon]

Oh, I missed stinky cloud.

[Mark]

Oh, stinky cloud was so bad.

[Jay]

It was bad.

[Mark]

Holy. Did that smell bad?

[Brandon]

Everybody was so mad at us.

[Mark]

Oh, we just like. I. I just remember being so hammered and being like, we gotta get rid of this thing. So the whole office stunk Hair.

[Che]

You did it on a case race? Yeah.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Jay]

It was supposed to be like, in an enclosed plastic, but we just like, didn't put a floor in it.

[Mark]

Yeah, it was one of those, like, the little tents that like, soccer moms bring when, like, it's raining.

[Brandon]

And we just assumed it was airtight.

[Mark]

Yeah, it was nowhere near airtight.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it was just bad for everybody.

[Mark]

Wasn't even close to airtight.

[Brandon]

I think we have a solid list for mensi pro day.

[Mark]

Yes. Yes. Are we gonna do the paint on the back?

[Kyle]

We don't. We don't have to.

[Mark]

I think very badly.

[Kyle]

That's why I suggested very badly. Let's just do it. Yeah.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Yeah. It's because it's our decision.

[Danny]

How many do we have?

[Brandon]

15. Was it 15?

[Mark]

I think so. That's next Wednesday.

[Danny]

I don't think that's too many.

[Mark]

Is that next Wednesday?

[Danny]

Yes, Wednesday the 4th.

[Jay]

I think this one has a lot of quicker ones, though.

[Mark]

It's like is Clemmer plumber's gonna be judge and then we have to figure out the final challenge.

[Kyle]

Do you see how he did, how he does his letterboxed ranking?

[Danny]

He has to bring a purple hat.

[Mark]

What do you mean? I think there might be a chance he will.

[Danny]

Okay, good.

[Mark]

What is letterbox ring?

[Kyle]

They use like a five star scale.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Kyle]

But he just uses a four Star scale, apparently. Okay, on the five star scale, so

[Mark]

four is the hot.

[Kyle]

But he only goes to four. That's what I read from a Jeff tweet.

[Danny]

So you go to the website expecting if the guy loves the movie to see the five stars.

[Brandon]

But he won't change his ratings.

[Danny]

He only goes to compromise.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

On the website, even the best.

[Brandon]

I would bend the best movie of

[Danny]

all time is a four star to him.

[Kyle]

He only goes to four.

[Mark]

I think I respect it.

[Kyle]

So crazy. I don't know.

[Brandon]

But like on a site where you're trying to like. I don't know, I would. I would follow the rules of the site.

[Che]

Yeah. Why use that site? Why not use it? Four stars.

[Danny]

Create your own.

[Che]

Create your own four star site.

[Kyle]

I hope that's true.

[Che]

If you're signing up with an account, you're agreeing to the terms he's like

[Hank]

reviewing on a curve.

[Che]

Five stars.

[Jay]

That's. Did you see the Jeff D. Lowe tweet yesterday?

[Kyle]

Does he do any?

[Jay]

Him and Clemmer rated the same movie pretty much. But it looked like they rated it very different.

[Danny]

That's four and a half.

[Kyle]

Oh, well, that's how I saw it. Jeff replied to Clemmer only uses a force.

[Jay]

And he had to explain to the president. He's like, no, we rated this pretty similar. But Clemmer won't change. His rating system was vibe.

[Mark]

I like that.

[Kyle]

I love it.

[Mark]

Being stubborn about that. It's his rating system.

[Brandon]

On another website.

[Mark]

Yeah. On a movie.

[Danny]

Movies

[Brandon]

signs. Five star signs.

[Kyle]

So he does have five stars.

[Mark]

Why don't they let you rank porn

[Brandon]

does have rankings.

[Mark]

Hold up. Someone like Clemmer, it's like, okay, know Shaw Shank, Good fellas, double anal. It's just like.

[Danny]

What?

[Mark]

Okay.

[Lucas]

What?

[Mark]

What? Jay? What? You guys just gave each other eyes.

[Kyle]

What's the odds?

[Hank]

Oh, you. You guys rank porn.

[Danny]

No, no, no. I just said. I said Lucas, while he's talking about this, stay here so I can look at it. And he just immediately took it off.

[Mark]

That's why he's the worst.

[Danny]

Ghostbusters. Field of Dreams. Five stars.

[Mark]

That was good. L.

[Danny]

Fine.

[Brandon]

Oh,

[Danny]

you really came back with some disdain.

[Mark]

It's not the state. It's actually the same feeling towards him.

[Danny]

I'm just being all that jazz. The Shining. All right. Inglorious Bastards. Okay, all right. I got enough. You approve?

[Brandon]

You and Clemmer should do like a movie thing together.

[Che]

You have a movie database of rankings.

[Danny]

So I started. I started with a letterbox and gave it up in like three weeks. I need to circle back and do it. I just, I do more of the movies I like as opposed to the good movies. Like, I don't rank the Godfather.

[Che]

What is it about movies that makes a man want to rank them in a way that maybe other things you experience, you don't. Yeah, I mean, beer has become a thing a little bit, but you don't do that with a lot like their question. You don't do that when you listen to. I know people do review albums, but like the layman doesn't.

[Danny]

I don't think your eye listen shows as much as people.

[Brandon]

It's always movies much. It does feel good. If you tell somebody to watch a movie and they love it.

[Mark]

Yeah, but like, do you think people walk around being like, hey, did you see that new movie? And like, yeah, I give four and a half.

[Brandon]

I think so.

[Che]

I think so in a way that like, hey, I got these, I got these brand new shoes. I give them three stars out of five.

[Mark]

Yeah. No one's rank anything else that way.

[Che]

Everyone's like, yeah, I give them about.

[Brandon]

When you think of critic, the first thing that comes to mind is movie critic.

[Danny]

Right.

[Brandon]

Food, Food.

[Danny]

Food.

[Che]

Crit food.

[Brandon]

Yeah, but everybody does food reviews as well.

[Danny]

But if I asked you what about that Italian place, I don't think you would say it was three stars out of five.

[Brandon]

No, you wouldn't.

[Che]

Yeah, I don't know something about movies, food.

[Stephen]

It's a like minded, explicit it. People are all going to experience the same thing. If Mark had a pair of shoes, he's, you know, once a review, not that many people are gonna wear those exact shoes. Right. But I mean, realistically, 30, 40 people in this office could see the same movie.

[Danny]

I love your movie reviews, Jay. Thanks. And I don't think they come around often enough. The wine is kind of taking this, the shine out of your. Your movie reviews.

[Stephen]

I. I got suspended from a list.

[Danny]

Why?

[Stephen]

It's logistical stuff.

[Danny]

Hey, what is a list?

[Jay]

That's like the movie booking AMCs.

[Danny]

How do you get suspended from that?

[Stephen]

I like, I didn't update my billing address and I guess they sent me an email about it and I thought it was fishing and so I didn't click on it. And then it was, are you the

[Danny]

most responsible, financially irresponsible guy in the world? You always have these little hiccups.

[Mark]

Sweet. Are you on B list?

[Stephen]

No, no, I just have to buy tickets regularly and I haven't seen as many movies recent. There have been like some heavy hitters. Like, I saw Marty Supreme I saw Goat. I opted to not do that. I was just with my kids and stuff like that and it was. Haven't seen that.

[Danny]

No.

[Stephen]

So, I mean, if I, if I go see a good movie that I think people are going to see, I will absolutely review it.

[Danny]

What was his problem with air? There wasn't enough romance.

[Mark]

Yeah, no love.

[Brandon]

Could have used a love story.

[Che]

Brandon, you should review sports games.

[Danny]

You should review games as if they're movies.

[Che]

Yeah, that was a five star game.

[Danny]

Old ones or ones that happen now? Both.

[Che]

But like to get through your database, establish your five stars and your four stars.

[Danny]

All right.

[Che]

Etc, etc. What about.

[Stephen]

You guys used to watch the classic.

[Mark]

That's a. Yeah, of course that's a.

[Danny]

I was going to say that's actually a good. If somebody had a database of the best game.

[Kyle]

Unbelievable.

[Danny]

Yeah, right.

[Jay]

Really?

[Brandon]

That has to exist, right?

[Danny]

I don't know that it does.

[Stephen]

It does anymore, but sometimes there'd be a game on like.

[Danny]

No, not ESPN Classic, what he was talking about.

[Stephen]

Yeah, but there would be a game on like Sunday or Monday that they would say is an instant classic and then they replay it.

[Danny]

Oh, you're right.

[Stephen]

Ever watch the replay?

[Danny]

That's where the. That's where my favorite ESPN show of all time was. Cheap seats. It was on the ESPN Classic.

[Stephen]

Lar brothers.

[Danny]

Yeah, it was great.

[Che]

What's a five star game, Brandon?

[Danny]

Miracle on Ice game.

[Che]

There you go.

[Danny]

That's a five star game, right? USC, Texas Rose Bowl. Five star game.

[Mark]

Five star game seven World Series this year.

[Danny]

Game seven World Series this year. Game 7, 2016. Yep. Game 6, 2011. Oh, I can rip this.

[Brandon]

Give me a two star game.

[Danny]

Two star game. The two star game. Pretty good. Oh, the Michigan Washington national championship game a couple years ago was closed for a while and the Michigan pulled away about two star game.

[Mark]

That was only two stars.

[Danny]

It was 34, 13. It was like harsh critic. Yeah.

[Che]

You're not leaving a lot of room.

[Jay]

Is Last Super Bowl 2 1/2 maybe.

[Danny]

Oh, I. The super bowl we just watched.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I must say that was like a one, you know, that's about two, two and a half. It wasn't a complete and total because there was points wise. Yeah. There was a moment in the fourth quarter you're like maybe. Maybe the Patriots got something. They throws the worst interception you've ever seen.

[Brandon]

What about your dozen championship.

[Danny]

Oh, that was a five star classic.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Was it close?

[Danny]

It went overtime.

[Brandon]

I don't, I didn't watch.

[Danny]

Oh, okay.

[Hank]

Could a meaningless regular season game ever get five stars.

[Danny]

Yes. Yeah, absolutely. It's the quality of the game, not the quality of the moment.

[Che]

You should do this, Brandon.

[Mark]

Well, the moment has to play into it.

[Danny]

It can play into it, sure. But I. I think like, like a three or four star.

[Mark]

But you couldn't say game like game three of the Major League baseball season and there's you know, 15 extra.

[Danny]

I disagree. I think the July 4th. The July 4th, 1986 game. The July 4th, 1986 game between the Mets and the Braves that went to the. To the 3am was a five star game. And I don't. That's the.

[Brandon]

That's the rare case.

[Danny]

Then it can happen.

[Jay]

I would also add half a star for like fully nude streaker or something like that. Like a bird.

[Che]

This is perfect for bread.

[Brandon]

It's really good idea.

[Danny]

The regular season double bang game Steph Curry had against the Thunder. I believe a couple. Brandon got a five star game. I don't care. That happened in the regular season.

[Che]

And he's off.

[Danny]

Can I go? Can I leave?

[Kyle]

Yeah, go do this.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Che]

Go build this.

[Jay]

That's a great idea though. What would you call it, Mark?

[Che]

That's a good name.

[Danny]

Five star games.

[Che]

Oh, oh, Mark.

[Brandon]

Yeah, Just call it Mark scale.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And people will submit games for you to watch.

[Danny]

Yes. I fucking love.

[Brandon]

Perfect.

[Danny]

I. God damn it. You did it again, Mark.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I like the Mark Scale and the, the emblem is just. If it's one stars, just your.

[Brandon]

Your shoes, it fills up your body.

[Kyle]

Stars up to your knees.

[Jay]

You could do like international films. Somebody could send you like a really like. Trust me, this cricket game's actually like really sick genres.

[Brandon]

Half Mark.

[Danny]

The sumo match was incredible.

[Brandon]

Yeah, Full marks. Like that's.

[Che]

Yeah. I give this game full marks. Five full marks.

[Danny]

That sounds too soccer related.

[Brandon]

Yeah. You don't wanna.

[Danny]

Yeah, I don't want no soccer. Yeah, no soccer. Some soccer that the World cup final from a couple years ago that went

[Che]

to that five star.

[Mark]

Who's in it?

[Danny]

Argentina and France.

[Mark]

Okay. No, I was just testing because if you didn't couldn't name the teams then

[Danny]

it was definitely not Argentina and France.

[Mark]

Because memorable.

[Danny]

I think that's right.

[Jay]

Right.

[Che]

That's right. That's right.

[Danny]

World Cup's gonna be sick.

[Che]

Maybe this.

[Danny]

Yeah, it's here. It's gonna be great.

[Mark]

I mean that doesn't. Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah. Well, you don't think that'll sweep the country?

[Brandon]

I don't like that we're sharing it with two other countries.

[Danny]

I think it'll sweep the country.

[Che]

I think it will, too.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Che]

I think the World Cup.

[Mark]

Well, I think it depends on how we do.

[Danny]

Yeah. But I'm. I still think it's sweeping. It's sweeping us regardless. We're getting swept.

[Che]

We'll get swept up in the group play.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mark]

If we get eliminated, though, in the group play, we're not getting swept.

[Danny]

No, but we got a pretty good group.

[Che]

Do we know the schedule? I know we know the. Our group, but, like, who do we play first?

[Danny]

I think we should. Right. I think I saw a schedule of where teams are playing and when.

[Che]

They still haven't even qualified all the teams yet.

[Danny]

Yeah, you're right. Maybe that's. Maybe, maybe I'm wrong.

[Mark]

Sir, you do know where you're playing? I believe it's East. There's a couple.

[Max]

East Coast.

[Mark]

It might be Boston. I'm trying to pull it up here.

[Che]

I think usa. We play all of them on the West Coast.

[Mark]

Boston.

[Che]

Yeah, it's.

[Mark]

Oh, West Coast.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Che]

We play like la. Oh, sorry, Seattle or something.

[Danny]

We'll only play in the east coast in the final.

[Mark]

I'm thinking of England. England's in Boston. We're also going to get the World cup again in like 12 years.

[Danny]

England's.

[Che]

England. Boston. That's awesome.

[Danny]

Yeah. That's kind of a great place to put them.

[Max]

They're going to hate them.

[Danny]

There's.

[Kyle]

Where's.

[Che]

Can we stay with you guys?

[Danny]

Who's playing?

[Brandon]

Kansas City.

[Mark]

Did you know that they were getting it in like 12 years again? What's up? The US is going to get it again in like 12 years. The world Cup. Yeah.

[Danny]

No, you can't.

[Mark]

Yeah, we can.

[Danny]

No, you can't or we can? We said we could.

[Mark]

Why can't we? Because it has to go somewhere else. But I know. I know it's going somewhere else. Yeah, but it's too soon for it to come back.

[Danny]

How do you know I died?

[Mark]

Because that's how soccer works.

[Brandon]

And FIFA can't be swayed.

[Max]

Right.

[Mark]

I think you might be wrong. Unless. Unless he's willing to cut a couple billion dollars. Then you'll get it. Not. There's. There's a couple Arab countries out there that Saudi Arabia's already got it in eight years. So they can't go back to Saudi Arabia, Kuwait. Kuwait's in line. All. No, but they. They're going to Saudi Arabia in eight years. So in 12 years they can't go back to Saudi Arabia. We need it in Africa again. That's what we needed.

[Hank]

How many years would we have to wait for having it Again.

[Mark]

We're going to get it again. There's no set time. But 12. 12 is 2. But 2.

[Hank]

I believe you.

[Danny]

A lot of money involved. Mm.

[Che]

Okay, There we go. June 12th against Paraguay.

[Jay]

Did anyone put in for tickets? Is anybody, like, trying to go.

[Danny]

There's. I. No, I can't say that I am.

[Brandon]

Is it absurdly expensive?

[Mark]

Yes.

[Danny]

Yeah, right now it is.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I assume it'll stay.

[Che]

The closest they get to here is, like, Kansas City, I think.

[Brandon]

Right.

[Jay]

And I think it's like a lottery system, too. Right.

[Kyle]

Like, you have to suck.

[Danny]

It's pretty wild.

[Brandon]

Chicago, people coming to visit.

[Che]

Oh, my God. Where would they play?

[Kyle]

You can't put Team Brazil in camp.

[Che]

Oh, we got a. We got a guy that could be Boots on the ground.

[Kyle]

Yeah, but Greg. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah, we do.

[Jay]

What's he been up to?

[Brandon]

Nobody's ever been hard on. Harder on themselves losing bets than Greg. It's.

[Max]

I love that guy, Mark.

[Che]

I really do love him.

[Danny]

Mark. If something happens on Twitter with anybody in this company, you never see it.

[Che]

I never see anything but Greg.

[Danny]

Guys.

[Che]

My algorithm is just all, Greg. I don't miss anything.

[Kyle]

He does now, Lucas.

[Jay]

You look.

[Mark]

You look up 2038 World Cup. Greg.

[Kyle]

Oh, Greg.

[Brandon]

Is he doing the combine?

[Kyle]

Oh, Greg is going to be deep in some Argentinians.

[Mark]

Yeah, he is.

[Danny]

Partnership between New Zealand, Fiji, and the usa.

[Che]

What?

[Danny]

That's a big.

[Mark]

So we get it back.

[Brandon]

The big gap that, like, couldn't be further from us.

[Mark]

A return to concacaf.

[Danny]

We should get.

[Mark]

We could get it back.

[Danny]

We should get.

[Mark]

It might get that back. S. I want the World cup every single time. I think the Olympics and the World cup should be played in America every time.

[Che]

I agree with that. Yeah.

[Mark]

I'm sick of the time zones. We're the most.

[Danny]

Sometimes the time zones are pretty cool. We're.

[Mark]

Especially for the World Cup. We're the most important.

[Che]

We are the most important.

[Danny]

But being able to wake up and watch the Olympics is also kind of fun.

[Mark]

How often did you do that?

[Danny]

Every day. I would look at it. I would check it.

[Hank]

Sleeping later.

[Danny]

Not built that way. Built like a winner.

[Che]

We have all the stadiums already.

[Danny]

Yep.

[Che]

Nowhere else has that.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Stadiums.

[Mark]

You have bigger stadiums than everyone. Yeah, That's a fact.

[Danny]

We have so many goddamn stadiums.

[Mark]

So many stadiums. They ain't got no grass.

[Danny]

Who ain't got no grass?

[Mark]

Your stadiums.

[Danny]

We got. We can get grass.

[Mark]

Do.

[Jay]

We got grass.

[Danny]

We got grass.

[Jay]

Do soccer games have to be on grass?

[Danny]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Yep.

[Mark]

Oh, except the Women's World Cup. Right? Wasn't that a big controversy? Yeah, I believe so. Yeah.

[Danny]

They were on top.

[Mark]

Yeah. They were like, yeah, you guys can play on turf. Yeah. You have to be on grass.

[Jay]

So that's why they picked specifically these US Stadiums. Because they're grass.

[Mark]

No, I think it's just whoever was going to pay. So a lot of the stadiums are changing.

[Danny]

Yeah. Whoever wants to put grass in.

[Mark]

Oh, you just pay.

[Jay]

Okay.

[Mark]

It's all for.

[Danny]

You can also.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Grass is easy.

[Danny]

You can just do it temporarily, too, and just take.

[Mark]

Well, that's the big controversy is that the NFL, like, all the players hate the fake turf.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mark]

And now they're changing a few stadiums to grass. Like, see, you could do it.

[Brandon]

That's grass.

[Mark]

Largest stadium in the world. Featuring.

[Brandon]

I always forget that in Pyongyang. They should get it then.

[Jay]

That's a big 114,000.

[Mark]

I was hearing a theory the other day that, like, got me thinking, like, is there a chance that North Korea is awesome? No. And our life sucks.

[Kyle]

Oh, I actually said. Don't think that I said this. And then I actually did the research.

[Mark]

No.

[Lucas]

All right.

[Brandon]

Yeah, we got into it.

[Mark]

But, like, when it's, like, so diametrically. Like, those guys are the bad guys.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Good guys. Like, what if.

[Danny]

Have you seen the light?

[Mark]

What if they all are having an awesome.

[Kyle]

My thing is.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

They're not living in, like, slums. No, they're not living in.

[Brandon]

I think there's worse places in the world to live.

[Mark]

What if they've got it figured out?

[Brandon]

I mean, I've never experienced anything good.

[Mark]

And they, like, just, like, legitimately love what's his name? Kim Jong. They do.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Mark]

But, like, legitimately, because we all think, oh, they're brainwashed. Like, no, this guy actually is, like, the coolest guy in the world.

[Brandon]

Just chugs beer fast.

[Mark]

He's just. He's just a man. You guys should find someone like that. Who's the man?

[Brandon]

I think it would suck. They have a big stadium.

[Mark]

They have a huge stadium. So I'm saying they got the military.

[Brandon]

What sport is that?

[Danny]

What do they put in there?

[Jay]

They have sports leagues, I assume this.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Like, they have, like, top wrestlers, and it just drives me insane.

[Brandon]

They have top wrestlers?

[Kyle]

How? See, Kyle, America, we have, like, so many resources, so many youth competitions and tournaments and training centers and elite coaches. Like, how do they beat our best?

[Brandon]

I think having no resources would make you a better wrestler. There's no distraction.

[Mark]

Isn't that weird, though, to think about it, like, during the Cold War where, like, everyone in Russia Was like, no, we're the best.

[Jay]

The annual mask. Sounds menacing.

[Kyle]

The annual Mass Games.

[Mark]

That one's featuring massive choreographed performances.

[Brandon]

They had a wrestling event in 1995. Collision in Korea.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah. Sick. Yeah, yeah. That was pretty big.

[Mark]

How many stars?

[Danny]

I don't know if I ever watched it. It was WCW that was important or they participated in. Excuse me.

[Mark]

That's kind of cool.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mark]

We do the Planet Fitness ad region.

[Danny]

Of course I'll do the Planet Fitness ad. Will I do the Planet Fitness ad?

[Mark]

You got it.

[Brandon]

I didn't see it either.

[Danny]

Does anybody have a Planet Fitness average?

[Stephen]

It's a sec. It's a second read.

[Danny]

I just. Oh, it's the one. I got it, I got it, I got it. It just didn't have a tape. Okay, sorry. I thought that was the extension of another one. All right, well, we have the Planet Fitness gym in here, right. That'll be the focal point today of our combine. I'm looking over there. We got the Smith machine. We got the stair climber. We got the treadmill. We got the. What do you call the two towers right there that you. What do you call those things that you do the multi workouts on those things? They have names. Just workout towers.

[Max]

Cables.

[Danny]

Cable machines. Cable machines. Thank you very much. We got all those cable towers right there. Includes chin up and pull up bar. Everybody can get strong at Planet Fitness as Lucas shows a bench bar with two tens on it. Thank you very much. Is she sizing it up?

[Che]

We'll be back to whoop your ass.

[Danny]

Has high value membership that supports any fitness journey. As low as 15amonth. Over 2,800 club locations. Most clubs are open 24 hours. My favorite piece of equipment over there is the Smith machine because it makes me feel really strong and. And gets me going. Planet Fitness again. Most clubs open 24 hours. As low as 15amonth. Planet Fitness.

[Mark]

Nice.

[Danny]

Yep. Thanks. Great work.

[Brandon]

North Korea sucks.

[Danny]

Yeah. South Korea is sweet as soul.

[Brandon]

Seems great.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Some soul food.

[Mark]

Yeah, I was eyes in South Korea. That kimchi first Olympics. I remember the stock brokers that just like, like take the craziest risks trying to like become multi millionaires. And then if it doesn't work, they just jump out the building.

[Brandon]

Where's that?

[Mark]

South Korea.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Hank]

We gotta deal with the.

[Mark]

It's like a thing where there's not a legitimate daredevils. Yeah, yeah. The stock.

[Danny]

It's a good thing you don't gamble like that.

[Mark]

No stock market.

[Brandon]

You know about salary men in Japan?

[Jay]

Oh, sleeping drunk on that they just.

[Brandon]

Yeah, they go to work, then they get wasted, then fall asleep outside and go back to work.

[Jay]

You see what people do for them.

[Brandon]

Huh.

[Jay]

They are surrounded by water bottles.

[Danny]

Morning.

[Jay]

Everybody leaves some hydration, which is nice.

[Brandon]

I know. I think it's in Japan where it's like frowned upon to not finish your drink. And so they'll hire people. The lowest rung at like companies will go to business meetings and finish everybody's drink.

[Mark]

Oh my God.

[Kyle]

This is Korea here. Yeah, I know the dry to go out. Go out with your friend group. And he just finishes.

[Brandon]

Drink finisher. We work with a lot of guys that we drink finishers. If they weren't here. Korean drink finishers.

[Che]

Just a drain. Just a human drain.

[Jay]

Right.

[Che]

I'm gonna pour this down to Jeff. Open up.

[Brandon]

Jeff's clogged. It's a good Korean name.

[Danny]

Jeff.

[Brandon]

We should send somebody there to be a drink finisher for a little bit.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Che]

The obvious choice.

[Jay]

You become a God there.

[Brandon]

He would be revered as a God.

[Hank]

Do you just tag him in at the like end of the night?

[Brandon]

I think they're just at the table with these meetings. But it's awesome because he doesn't understand Korean. So they could talk about whatever. And he's just there.

[Jay]

Right. Secret safe with him.

[Danny]

We should.

[Brandon]

We should get him there.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Lucas, can you look at what it's called?

[Jay]

Have you seen the bar suit? It's not strip clubs, but it's bars where like you. A woman comes with your table.

[Danny]

What?

[Jay]

Like. Like so you have someone to hang out with.

[Hank]

It's a strip club.

[Jay]

It's not a strip. They don't strip or anything. But it's like companion bars where you're not alone. It's like a. You pay for your drink and a built in friend there. Nothing happens after that. They just.

[Che]

Case scenario.

[Max]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Yes. But they'll drink with you. They'll do so shots with you. Like they're.

[Brandon]

If it's a bar but a woman will just talk.

[Jay]

I'm pretty sure that's like a thing.

[Mark]

Is that the show?

[Brandon]

She hasn't put out yet,

[Jay]

but it's. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. It's like you pay for your shot and you pay for a friend.

[Danny]

Huh.

[Jay]

To hang out with you.

[Kyle]

That's.

[Mark]

I mean they have to like. You have to hit like that's.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

No, I think they have to be flirt.

[Jay]

Cuz some dudes will pay for like a lady of the night just to hang out, just to chat. Right. Companionship.

[Hank]

Why does it have to be A girl then I think.

[Jay]

Because it makes.

[Brandon]

I think that's some movie stuff. If you're playing paying for a prostitute, you're probably going to talk in that. If you want to talk.

[Che]

I think they're always model to Let me google have a woman that's going to sit here. But don't worry, you won't her. She'll just talk to you the whole time.

[Jay]

You guys.

[Mark]

Companion bar.

[Che]

No, I'm not saying you're wrong.

[Brandon]

No, no.

[Danny]

It's just.

[Jay]

It's called a hostess bar. They're in Japan.

[Mark]

That's.

[Brandon]

That's not a hostic after work gathering.

[Jay]

Hostess bars in Japan. Elegant lounges where women entertain male guests through conversation and drinks. They're designed for socializing and hospitality rather than sex.

[Mark]

I guess I would like you work on your game.

[Kyle]

This is actually with escorts. A lot of them just are shoulders to cry on, right?

[Brandon]

Yeah, but they still.

[Mark]

Right.

[Kyle]

No, really, really. Guys just want to be with an attractive woman for status.

[Jay]

Yeah. More. There's other ones called like snack bars where women will converse with customers for a fee and drink tips. It's like you're paying the bartender or who's sitting at your table drinking with you like for companionship. It's like.

[Brandon]

So it's just a date where you don't get late.

[Kyle]

It's every day.

[Brandon]

It's a date.

[Jay]

Yeah, it's a date. Yeah, it's a date. No strings.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You're just like, hey, you should go be a companion.

[Jay]

Honestly. Think I'd be great.

[Brandon]

I think you would be too.

[Jay]

I think I'd really. They could practice their English. I could get free shots.

[Mark]

Yeah. Yeah. That's a pretty good deal. As long as they're not creeps.

[Brandon]

I wonder if they would almost have to be right.

[Jay]

There must be inverse ones too. Like where dudes will talk to the ladies.

[Brandon]

Oh, I don't know.

[Lucas]

What about.

[Mark]

What about like if you wanted just a dude to hang out with and watch the game? Yeah, that'd be cool.

[Jay]

Yeah. Rent a dude.

[Mark]

Yeah, rent a dude.

[Jay]

He's like chill.

[Brandon]

Doesn't be able to sort by like fandom.

[Mark]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like if you really think you're gonna win the game, you rented an opposing

[Brandon]

team to talk shit to. Yeah, he'll be devastated.

[Mark]

Dunk on him.

[Jay]

That's bumble. Had the option where you can flip to search for friends for like lady friends.

[Danny]

Really?

[Lucas]

Oh, yes.

[Jay]

I don't know if it had that option for men. But you moved to a city you like put in your interests or Whatever. It was like a dating app, but like for buddies.

[Brandon]

Imagine not getting any matches for that.

[Danny]

Brutal.

[Mark]

Yeah, I was, I was talking to. I went to a dinner with some friends in Indy and one of the guys is with their producer was there. She 24 year old girl. She was telling me that like all the dudes in Chicago are pussies now. Like, like won't come up to him and. And like. And like hit on him.

[Brandon]

Really?

[Max]

I guess.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And as opposed to like years ago or.

[Mark]

I don't know. She was just like, yeah, dudes are just. I told her just come, come here. I was like, we got. I said I was like, we got everything. We got fat dudes, we got fat tall dudes. Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah, that's it.

[Che]

That's all we got.

[Kyle]

Whatever.

[Mark]

We got them. We got everything. We got every type of them.

[Jay]

We got fat dudes, little dudes, little fat dudes. Come on down.

[Hank]

I think dudes are just afraid of being creepy.

[Mark]

Creepy or rejection.

[Brandon]

Like they're afraid to get made fun of that too.

[Hank]

But I feel like they think it's just. They're not. Not going up to them because they're. They're more afraid that they're gonna come off as a creep.

[Mark]

Ah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Jay]

I think you just have to start. Totally not a creep.

[Mark]

Yeah, right.

[Max]

And then breathe a little heavy.

[Kyle]

But then they don't. Girls don't want that.

[Jay]

No, I'm kidding.

[Mark]

I pre. Jackie, would you go up to girls? Yeah. But what would you do?

[Hank]

I mean it would have to be like a perfect scenario where I'm with guys. Hell no. I'd be like, no, but yeah, I mean not a lot. But it wouldn't just be completely random.

[Brandon]

You're.

[Hank]

You're mixing friend group shot tonight. Then you kind of casually got it to it.

[Brandon]

But you'll never just like be at a bar, just walk right up.

[Hank]

No, I don't think that's ever the move.

[Max]

Really.

[Jay]

I don't think it's creepy.

[Mark]

You would do that?

[Kyle]

Lucas would.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mark]

I don't laugh at you, right? No.

[Jay]

At the end of. More towards the end of the night, if you had been like noticing somebody all night to walk.

[Mark]

Catching eyes. Yeah.

[Jay]

Like, hey, here's my number. No pressure either way. See you around.

[Danny]

Right.

[Hank]

If we were catching eyes throughout the night, then maybe I'd go up.

[Mark]

But see, I think what you just said right there, I think that's what she was talking about. The kind of a. To like go up at the very end and be like, here's my number. No Pressure.

[Brandon]

But, like, what's catching eyes mean?

[Max]

Like, I don't know.

[Brandon]

Caught staring at them.

[Mark]

Oh, that's someone who catch eyes.

[Danny]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mark]

I think Danny's wrong.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mark]

I think people are.

[Hank]

You ain't doing it.

[Mark]

Yeah, I agree. I'm a pussy.

[Jay]

I don't want to out him. But somebody here was talking about how they saw. They were at dinner and they saw a beautiful woman, and so they went up to her and they were like, hey, I think you're beautiful. Here's my number.

[Danny]

But that's awesome.

[Mark]

I think that's like, who was that?

[Jay]

I'm not gonna say.

[Mark]

Oh, you gotta say, we can call people.

[Che]

That's awesome.

[Mark]

Cool.

[Jay]

I'll tell you, I was stunned.

[Danny]

We embarrass people all the time. This is an awesome booth.

[Brandon]

Connor Griffin.

[Jay]

No, I was stunned because everybody says, this person isn't into women.

[Mark]

Now we need.

[Che]

Oh, oh, Donnie.

[Brandon]

Chef Donnie.

[Stephen]

It's not someone in this office.

[Jay]

What do you mean?

[Danny]

It's not someone in this office.

[Jay]

You think I'm wrong to say it, Jay? I didn't think it's that.

[Stephen]

No, you can say it.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Who was it?

[Jay]

Malasek.

[Danny]

Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got an eye.

[Che]

I could actually see that.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Che]

That's surprising.

[Danny]

He's confident in his disdain for. For women.

[Brandon]

He thinks he deserves absolute perfection.

[Kyle]

That is true.

[Danny]

That is right. So if he walks up to a woman, it is because he has met. She has met his standard.

[Brandon]

Yes. He graced her to that moment.

[Danny]

Yeah. He did her a favor.

[Che]

Yes, that's right.

[Danny]

Right.

[Che]

He doesn't want to date her. He's awarding her.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Che]

His attention.

[Danny]

Wow. This is. You are a five star.

[Che]

Here's your certificate. Yes, it is my phone number.

[Brandon]

Yeah, Right.

[Che]

Please frame this.

[Danny]

Huh?

[Mark]

Jay called malice. Like a cool guy. Nope.

[Danny]

Yeah, I. I think he might be.

[Stephen]

I think. I think malice is a very fun hang.

[Brandon]

I'll agree with that.

[Danny]

He's a fun hang, people.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Danny]

If you know, you know, imagine meeting Malasek, though. Like, you're down in Tampa and you're like, what do you do for a living? Oh, I'm coach John Gruden's right hand man. Also work at barstool. I'm the Czech. I'm the Czech goalie on the lacrosse team. Goddamn, this motherfucker's cool.

[Mark]

As.

[Jay]

He had another cool anecdote kind of that I don't think he might be telling. He was gonna be. I guess his alarm didn't go off or something like that for A flight with Gruden or something. What woke him up was. I guess he's like, just chill and he doesn't lock his door at night. And this man was sleeping on his couch and he heard this man like. Like roaming around in his living room. And that's what woke him up and why it is fine. And he was chill. He was like, hey, man, not your house. The guy was like, okay, and left. And then he made his flight.

[Danny]

Jesus Christ.

[Jay]

But he told it like, so chill.

[Danny]

Somebody broke into his house.

[Jay]

Like, it was. I think it was a drunk guy who thought it was his house.

[Hank]

He told me that too. It was on a day where there's something big going on in Florida.

[Danny]

So.

[Hank]

Yeah, that weird.

[Danny]

Can I throw something?

[Jay]

He was totally unfazed by it. He was like, yeah, no big deal.

[Brandon]

It might be cool.

[Danny]

Is anybody having. Anybody's got the new iPhones having trouble with the iPhone alarm?

[Mark]

No.

[Danny]

Why? It doesn't work like the old phones used to. It goes. Some days it just doesn't work. It goes silent in random times. This morning, I usually wake up at 4 o'. Clock. My alarm's set for 4 o'. Clock. At 4:45, I look over and my alarm's been going off 45 minutes, but it's not making noise. Like, I don't know if you can brush up against it. Is this a me problem? Sorry, I don't have a new iPhone. I think the new iPhone iPhone alarms are not as good as the old ones. The old ones get. You never had a problem with them. And this one, I don't know if there's a button that fucks it up and turns it off that you accidentally brush up all the time. I don't know. All I know is the new iPhone alarm. IPhone 17 is not reliable.

[Hank]

I like it how now you have to slide it in order to turn it off. Yeah, that was a dangerous game before. You just smack your phone. You don't know if you hit snooze or off, but maybe you just turn your volume up.

[Danny]

Mm.

[Jay]

I don't even know which one I have.

[Danny]

No, I turn it up every night. I turned it up last night and I. I don't. Maybe you end up sleeping in 45 minutes. I got 4:45.

[Hank]

But do you miss being able to smack an alarm when you wake up?

[Mark]

Oh, like hit the top of.

[Danny]

So I have. I have my alarm still. My internal alarm is. Is. Is. Is very strong. Not strong to the point where I'm not going to set an alarm, but I almost Always can wake myself up before I hear my alarm because I, I really hate hearing my alarm. I hate it. It. But it still subconsciously wakes me up and I'm like, oh, turn the alarm off. Now I'm up. But this morning I slept right through it because it was just.

[Mark]

I wake up two minutes before my alarm every day.

[Danny]

Yeah, there you go. That's what I.

[Mark]

Brutal.

[Danny]

Yeah, it's brutal.

[Brandon]

Don't have that issue that Brandon

[Mark]

combine day.

[Danny]

I think Katie's already started five star games dot com.

[Mark]

What? There we go. Katie.

[Danny]

Katie's. Katie's working on like her website. No, she's just. She's always. She's already sending me ideas. Yeah.

[Che]

Yeah. Happy for you guys.

[Danny]

Thanks.

[Mark]

Brandon. What's a. What's a game that made you want to snap?

[Danny]

Game that made me want to snap. I'm going to use a. Probably Mississippi State, Alabama 2014.

[Mark]

What happened in that game?

[Danny]

We lost 25, 20. We were down 19. Nothing. We were the better team in the second half and then one guy dropped a pass as we were coming back. We were going to win, keep being number one and we lost and.

[Mark]

Sounds like a five star game.

[Danny]

It was probably a three and a half star game.

[Mark]

Oh, you're not biased.

[Danny]

Three and a half star. I can be biased. It was my idea after all. It was all your idea. Yeah, it was all.

[Che]

Good job, Brandon.

[Danny]

Thank you. Thank you, Mark.

[Mark]

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[Brandon]

How was Shefty?

[Stephen]

The best.

[Danny]

He's. He's awesome.

[Mark]

He's the best. What?

[Kyle]

Did he. Did he say anything to you that was like especially personalized to Stephen? Che.

[Stephen]

No, I mean, I could tell he was. I felt like he was excited to see me.

[Danny]

Yeah, I'd see him.

[Stephen]

He's Buddies. We text once in a while.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Che]

I don't know.

[Danny]

It's chill.

[Stephen]

But, yeah, we talked about his fantasy fantasy basketball team.

[Mark]

Was it you? Was it Chef or Diana where you said, rank these four quarterbacks situations with four being the best.

[Danny]

What?

[Mark]

So weird.

[Stephen]

Yeah, that was tough. Tough, but it's good. My family eats a new brand of waffle because of Shefty, which is cool. What you dropped Eggo Kodiak waffles. And I heard it, and I was like. Like in the grocery store. I was like, oh, here. Here they are. Give it a.

[Danny]

Try it.

[Stephen]

And they're a big hit advertising work.

[Danny]

Your favorite NFL insider likes eating a certain waffle. So you changed your entire family's habits based on that?

[Stephen]

I don't even think that's weird

[Mark]

for him. It's actually not. It's, like, at the very low end of Stephen Shea weirdness.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mark]

It's actually like a. It would be weird if he didn't.

[Danny]

Those are protein waffles. Yeah.

[Stephen]

Have you had them?

[Danny]

I'm aware of them. Yeah.

[Stephen]

Pretty good.

[Danny]

Yeah, I'm aware.

[Mark]

Generally aware.

[Danny]

At the grocery shopper and me, I've seen them and been intrigued.

[Stephen]

Do you think being a paparazzi could sneaky be a fun job?

[Danny]

No. Much embarrassment.

[Che]

You sleep at night, but I don't know.

[Kyle]

It's gotta feel like.

[Danny]

Like a rush.

[Kyle]

Catching marlin.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Like you're on the hunt, and I think if you are a scumbag, that probably rules. Like, that's.

[Kyle]

I think. I think they love there.

[Jay]

Yeah, I think they love it.

[Mark]

It. Do you think there's times, though, that it gets, like, too easy? Like fishing from, like, a pond stocked with fish? Like Shia LaBeouf. Yeah, that was too.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Marty Groove from that spot.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mark]

He just walked around.

[Kyle]

Everyone was getting them.

[Mark]

Here he is again.

[Danny]

There's got to be reluctant paparazzi, though. No, you don't think there are.

[Mark]

They have to have no morals.

[Danny]

The. The fancier camera, but they're just a little. They're trying it because they know the money's good.

[Jay]

Like, are there photos out there that. That a creepy photograph could not bring himself to?

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Mark]

There's guys on, like, on, like, that sit on boats.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mark]

When I was in. Remember I told the story when I was in Cabo and I saw. I met up with Kittle, and he was with, like, McCaffrey and. And Peyton Manning, and I was hanging out with him, took a shot, and then I left. And then the next day, it was all the paparazzi, after I had left, like, they were basically waiting for me to get there. Like this random dude, get out of here.

[Brandon]

Get out of the way.

[Mark]

But the guy was literally on a boat. Boat sitting on a boat.

[Kyle]

I always.

[Mark]

From, like, 500ft away. That's weird.

[Jay]

That's crazy.

[Stephen]

Jobs be on a boat.

[Mark]

That's not bad. No, but, like, to, like, basically get out of it. Spy on someone's vacation.

[Danny]

That's not the job. Being on the boat.

[Mark]

Yeah, the job is to spy on someone's vacation. That's weird. They were way more bushes and wait for someone, and they were way more

[Hank]

insane in, like, the 90s.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, they were. Wait outside of your apartment.

[Hank]

They wouldn't let celebrities, like, open their car door.

[Che]

They always try to make celebrities who, like, punch paparazzi seem like they're crazy.

[Mark]

No, I was like, yeah, good.

[Che]

Like, you know.

[Mark]

Yeah. Yeah. Alec Baldwin does it, like, every other day.

[Brandon]

Alec Baldwin's always just hurting,

[Kyle]

hurting and destroying.

[Mark]

This was Callum Turner and Dua Lipa, like, a couple days ago.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Hank]

They handle it well, all things considered.

[Jay]

Does he end up punching him or something?

[Mark]

No, the paparazzi yells him, like, just let us take a picture and we'll leave you alone.

[Brandon]

Oh, that's so annoying, though.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Che]

You think that's a fair request, Che?

[Stephen]

If they're. If.

[Brandon]

Oh, they're waiting outside of your dinner.

[Mark]

What is this take?

[Che]

I. You and I agree on a lot, Shay, but this.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you guys do this one.

[Che]

I'm a J guy, through and through, but this one, I don't know.

[Kyle]

Jay guy here, but Trey, that would be so annoying.

[Stephen]

Yeah, but if you just give into it and be like, yeah, here, I'll smile for a picture, and you bounce.

[Hank]

They're not just gonna go away.

[Brandon]

They're not gonna go away way.

[Stephen]

Well, I'm. I'm assuming if they do that, which is, I guess, what they. I haven't seen this clip.

[Hank]

Plus, that was one.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Hank]

The photographer of, like, 50 that was surrounding them.

[Mark]

They got, like, the cops involved.

[Jay]

I think if I had. Was famous, I had small kids, that would make me, like, feral. Like, I think I would.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Like, I don't think it's a glamorous job by any means, but I. I would try and have a somewhat working relationship with those people, I think.

[Hank]

Daniel Radcliffe.

[Che]

What's the.

[Hank]

Wear the same outfit.

[Che]

What's the working relationship?

[Danny]

How do you have a working relationship with. With them?

[Che]

What does that mean?

[Stephen]

Their job would be to cover, I guess, me and, like, other People like that. And I would try and make it amicable and post for a picture once.

[Danny]

Right, but the more, the more amicable you are them, the worse they're going to get.

[Brandon]

And that's also not what they want. They want you taking a in your apartment from across the build like a building way.

[Stephen]

Okay.

[Jay]

I do think some of them have that where they're like, look, if you leave me alone here, that's terrorist there.

[Danny]

Could we send Che to LA and have him be a paparazzi for a week?

[Jay]

He can't come back till he gets like five big celebs or something.

[Brandon]

That's a good list.

[Danny]

Like Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Roberts.

[Mark]

Bruce.

[Brandon]

Bruce Valanche. We'll only get Valanche. It'll just be like overweight lesbians that look like Bruce stays outside.

[Danny]

Bruce updates.

[Brandon]

He'd be following around Josh Freeman.

[Danny]

Here's one. What?

[Stephen]

Here's one. Do you think Venus fly traps have a fun life

[Danny]

if they're in Mario? What?

[Brandon]

I don't think a fun life. No, They're a plant. Apparently you only get to eat flies.

[Danny]

You think a plant has ever had fun?

[Stephen]

I bet you compared to a human?

[Jay]

No, I think sunflowers are.

[Stephen]

But like if you have to be a plant, I figure Venus fly trap could be one of them.

[Mark]

No, if you have to be a plant, be a house plant.

[Stephen]

People go on vacation, you're dead.

[Danny]

You have to be a. Yeah, you know what, kudzu, maybe you come up with people.

[Mark]

Do you think that everyone who has a house plant, the minute they go on vacation, the plant dies?

[Stephen]

If you go away for like a

[Mark]

week, probably no way.

[Danny]

Also kind of plants. You got a lot of people that have plants will have somebody come into their house and water plants.

[Mark]

Right. That's a fucking great life.

[Stephen]

Okay. Yeah, I guess that.

[Mark]

All right.

[Stephen]

We're dealing with incredible types of plants.

[Danny]

All right. Plants in the wild is a Venus fly trap of the best life. Is that what we're asking?

[Brandon]

If your mouth closes, one of the better ones. Ones I feel like, yeah.

[Danny]

So basically I just sit there yawning, right?

[Brandon]

Mouth open.

[Danny]

I yawn forever. And then something lands in my mouth and I close on it.

[Mark]

This is sounding vaguely familiar.

[Brandon]

That's you on the yak. That is you after 1:30 on the.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Danny]

How the did this turn into me? This was him.

[Brandon]

This was his stupid ass just slack jawed.

[Mark]

I yawn until I get a chicken nugget in my mouth. Yeah, that seems pretty good.

[Danny]

Okay. I imagine I come to work, I just Sit in one place all day, I have my mouth open, and at certain points, people drop chicken nuggets into my mouth. I close, eat it, and open back up again. Till the next one.

[Mark]

We should have you live as a Venus fly.

[Brandon]

Oh, we'll paint you green.

[Mark]

Oh, I know.

[Danny]

God. But y' all would feed me though, right, if I just sat there?

[Brandon]

You want to be a Venus fly

[Danny]

trap for a night?

[Kyle]

You're pretty.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Are you happier than a fern?

[Mark]

You are.

[Danny]

I know. I. I don't know. Are you happier? I mean, you're.

[Mark]

You're.

[Danny]

You're. Are you a carnivore? You can't be a car.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Insectivore.

[Danny]

Yeah. Huh.

[Jay]

I always thought those lived in the Amazon.

[Brandon]

I did too.

[Jay]

Guess where they live.

[Danny]

Where do they live?

[Jay]

Carolinas.

[Brandon]

No, you can buy them at the Trader Joe's.

[Jay]

I don't know if they only live in the Carolinas, but I kind of. I don't picture North America as having, like, cool like that.

[Danny]

Yeah, we sneaky. Got some cool.

[Jay]

We do. Yes, we do.

[Brandon]

We take bears for granted. I think bears are scarier than anything in Australia.

[Danny]

I think we take wolves.

[Jay]

Scary.

[Mark]

I do think we take wolves for granted.

[Danny]

Yeah. Wolves are huge.

[Mark]

Yeah. Wolves could you up coyotes again. Coyotes are nothing.

[Danny]

Moose are.

[Jay]

Moose are crazy.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Buffalo. We think we have scary.

[Danny]

We like to believe you got to go to Africa to see awesome animals. We got some awesome.

[Brandon]

We take them for granted.

[Mark]

What do you say, Steven?

[Stephen]

I gotta. I got a real predicament that maybe you guys can help me with.

[Danny]

If you flip the.

[Stephen]

There are two coyotes in my neighborhood that are, like, sleeping in the woods.

[Mark]

Beat him up.

[Stephen]

Yeah, they ran by me last night, like, across the streets. There may be 25, 30ft away.

[Brandon]

While you were walking the dog.

[Stephen]

I was walking the dog. So I asked my wife, like, what should I do about this? We have, like, a whistle on our leash.

[Mark]

Oh, my God. That's the most emasculating thing ever. A little tiny coyote runs up to you and you whistle at it. Give a rape whistle.

[Brandon]

Is it a rape whistle?

[Mark]

You have a rape whistle whistle for a coyote? No, I think it's. I think it's like a.

[Stephen]

Like, coach's whistle.

[Mark]

Oh, my God. That was.

[Stephen]

That was her suggestion.

[Danny]

I brought a box cutter. What the are you gonna do with a box cutter? Are you.

[Brandon]

There's some people that have done a lot, Steven.

[Mark]

Coyote. You could up a coyote with your hand.

[Danny]

The cop. No, he couldn't do that.

[Mark]

Yes, he could.

[Danny]

He could not.

[Mark]

Dude, if you coyote they're not.

[Danny]

They're not big, but they're wild dogs, man.

[Mark]

You're okay, but you punch it to death.

[Stephen]

There were two of them.

[Danny]

You can't. You can't punch a coyote to death. You keep doing this. You keep doing this.

[Mark]

100.

[Brandon]

What's the whistle like?

[Mark]

20 to 50 pounds? I'd stomp that thing.

[Danny]

These are wild dogs that eat meat for a living. They're not gonna choke them.

[Brandon]

You're not gonna punch a coyote Garbage and mini poodle.

[Mark]

I'm not saying that he wouldn't like,

[Danny]

hey, you can't catch me one.

[Mark]

No. If he came at me, okay, I'm not gonna go catch a coyote. I'm saying if a coyote came at me, I'd it up.

[Brandon]

What's the goal of the whistle, Steve?

[Stephen]

I don't know. It's just attached to the, to the leash. And that would probably be the first thing I did. Now if it didn't frighten the coyote, then I take the box cutter out.

[Brandon]

Why wouldn't you just.

[Danny]

Yeah, question. Isn't that gonna make your dog freak out too?

[Mark]

I don't know.

[Stephen]

I. Well, my dog started growling at them from across the street yesterday.

[Mark]

As long as dog is tougher than

[Danny]

you, as long as you're there on a leash, you're. It's fine. It's not.

[Brandon]

So is it a whistle for coyotes? Like.

[Stephen]

No, I think it's just a whistle. Like, you know, if she walks the dog, really, Like, I wouldn't. I don't think I would ever use it unless I guess I fest if the coyotes came near me. Yeah, it was free. I had to turn around. I was like, this ain't for me.

[Danny]

One, one or two. Usually if there's like eight of them, they'll. They'll.

[Mark]

Aren't they. Are they pack animals? Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Jay]

They're here in the parks. Our local park, in our neighborhood. Get. They see them all the time.

[Brandon]

We got to get you a coyote whistle.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Stephen]

It's the one all the way on the right.

[Danny]

Get you an arrow bestseller.

[Brandon]

So you do have a

[Mark]

best seller.

[Brandon]

You have a coyote whistle?

[Stephen]

Boy, I just don't know what I mean.

[Kyle]

Does it have any one star reviews?

[Stephen]

Yeah, it's pretty good reviews. 4.6.

[Jay]

What's the lowest?

[Mark]

Like.

[Kyle]

Ow.

[Danny]

Boise State. Oklahoma.

[Mark]

Boise, Oklahoma. I bet on Oklahoma.

[Danny]

Five star game.

[Che]

Lost.

[Mark]

That one hurt.

[Kyle]

What if a team won in regulation, but there was a scoring error and they had it tied up and then it went into overtime and the team that won regulation lost in overtime?

[Danny]

That would be troubling.

[Mark]

What about a sub category on your website where it's just like five like a perfectly reft game?

[Danny]

That's harder to do because there might be perfectly rough games that you know and games like there could be a Mac basketball game tomorrow between Central Michigan and somebody. Yeah, I'm never going to watch it. So what? Five star games are going to get across my radar better than a perfectly ref game is?

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

What about the Demar Hamlin game?

[Mark]

Well, that's I don't think for impact.

[Kyle]

Five star.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Danny]

No, it's not big impact. That's not rewatchable.

[Mark]

Yeah, it is.

[Danny]

In what way? Why would you ever rewatch that?

[Mark]

See if there's a clone situation going on?

[Che]

I don't know.

[Danny]

No.

[Mark]

Do they swap out the body?

[Kyle]

I would reboot. Yeah, I've rewatched 911 footage.

[Hank]

Yeah, we rewrote Warren Owls in time.

[Danny]

Right. But that's a different. Are you rating it on a five star scale?

[Mark]

No, but it's.

[Brandon]

It's a five star tragedy.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Well, there we go. We got another website coming. Five star treasure.

[Brandon]

What's a two Star Trek?

[Mark]

What if it's just ranking everything thing?

[Danny]

I don't know. I, I'm, I'm doing the sports games. You guys do whatever else you want to do.

[Brandon]

Tragedy ranker would be fun.

[Danny]

Yeah. Five star two star tragedy. Like that baby falling in a well.

[Mark]

Oh, oh, baby whatever.

[Danny]

She got out.

[Jay]

She got out. Baby Jessica.

[Danny]

Right? Baby Jessica.

[Jay]

Yeah, Jessica. They got her.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Still stressed.

[Danny]

That was big time.

[Brandon]

I think somebody old dying what I

[Kyle]

described as like at the committee.

[Brandon]

What would.

[Kyle]

Who would you give the win to?

[Danny]

Well, I don't think I, I. My job in the five star committee is to give a win.

[Kyle]

This isn't about the ratings.

[Danny]

Okay. I, I don't know. I have no idea how you figure that out.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it happened in wrestling. To my. Oh, to my teammate.

[Danny]

Really?

[Kyle]

NCAA quarter. Actually won 2015. Ian Miller versus Brian Real Buto Cornell. Ian won in regulation, but they up the scoring, had it tied.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And then he lost in overtime.

[Danny]

In football, something like that happens. Like I think of the fifth down for Missouri and Colorado where they accidentally gave him five downs. They scored on the fifth one. That just counts forever.

[Kyle]

But I think it's so cut and dry that if somebody won in regulation, you have to reverse it.

[Danny]

Did they reverse it? No, no. I don't think NCAA is ever in the business of reversing anything like that. They should. I mean that I see where the dilemma is because he got. Sometimes people get. And the NCAA doesn't do about it, though.

[Mark]

Facts.

[Kyle]

Could have been a national champion.

[Mark]

Facts.

[Danny]

That's devastating. That sucks.

[Brandon]

It pissed me off that I found out NASCAR has overtime. I bet on who was going to win outright. He was in first, and then I thought the race was over. Then they added 10 laps. He came in 21st.

[Kyle]

How does overtime happen?

[Brandon]

They just had more laps.

[Kyle]

But what causes overtime?

[Danny]

That's if they go to cost.

[Che]

Oh, by the way, MJ won another race.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Tyler Redick?

[Che]

Yeah. Didn't you know?

[Mark]

Shut up.

[Danny]

So nobody had ice? Nobody said it to him.

[Che]

He's learning.

[Danny]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Che]

Is that.

[Mark]

Oh, I'm about to do my workout.

[Max]

Anyone else?

[Che]

What smells like it's meatloaf?

[Mark]

I would swear to God.

[Jay]

I didn't know Reba McIntyre son was a NASCAR driver.

[Danny]

I don't know that I knew that either.

[Brandon]

What did she.

[Jay]

What I think her son is that she was wishing her son a happy birthday. And it was like one of the photos was him wearing like a full NASCAR gear.

[Danny]

Oh, my God. Damn, that's fancy.

[Jay]

I don't know if that's true or he was just like a guest or something, but I was like, oh, yeah. Didn't know.

[Brandon]

Remember when James Franco said drivers and Danica, start your engine?

[Danny]

Wait, what?

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

He thought drivers was like a male term, I guess.

[Danny]

Did he mean gentlemen and Danica?

[Che]

I don't know.

[Kyle]

Is that real? Yeah, he said drivers and Danica.

[Mark]

Patrick.

[Che]

Someone told him either either gentlemen and Danica or say.

[Brandon]

Or drivers are your engines. And I think the other drivers.

[Jay]

Oh, my God.

[Che]

Drivers and Danica.

[Lucas]

What?

[Mark]

Oh, that's incredible.

[Jay]

Did he think drivers meant.

[Mark]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

I don't know. Franco.

[Che]

It could only be Frank.

[Brandon]

There was a long pause, too.

[Jay]

And I love you, drivers. Don't worry, I'm not gonna leave her out.

[Brandon]

How'd she do in that race?

[Mark]

Crashed.

[Brandon]

I hope she won.

[Mark]

Did she ever win one?

[Danny]

No, right?

[Jay]

I don't know.

[Danny]

Yes. No, no, no.

[Mark]

I think she.

[Che]

I think she might have won one.

[Mark]

One.

[Danny]

Oh, imagine. Winning is probably hard losing.

[Che]

I think she did win one.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I think she might have won top five finishes.

[Jay]

Yeah, I think she did pretty well. She dated Aaron Rodgers Rogers for a minute. Godaddy. I picture her with Godaddy.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah.

[Mark]

Yeah. Okay. Should we spin the wheel and get going with the combine? It's going to start 2:30 Central. You got the workout, Brandon, we got to do our workout right now?

[Danny]

Yeah, it depends on how good the meatloaf is.

[Mark]

No, we're going to do our workout. I'll be very upset with you. You do not do this workout.

[Danny]

You're going to have. All right, I'll save the meatloaf after the workout.

[Jay]

Looks like it has a density to it.

[Danny]

I'm eating this meatloaf after the workout. I'm going to take one bite right now.

[Brandon]

That's a good looking load.

[Jay]

Look at the glaze.

[Che]

She won an Indy car race, Dan. She never place.

[Mark]

Oh, hey.

[Che]

There we go.

[Mark]

All right. Spin the wheel.

[Stephen]

Jay is not here today.

[Mark]

What do you mean he's not here today?

[Stephen]

Oh, sorry. That was yesterday.

[Mark]

My fault.

[Danny]

My fault.

[Brandon]

Dana's not here yesterday.

[Jay]

Wait, that was me.

[Mark]

Hey, the wheel hit. Yug. Get down here. All right, bye. All right, so you want the full office or just the act? No, it's just the act. With. With. Wait, what did we do?

[Brandon]

I think it was full.

[Mark]

It was full office? Yeah, full office. Is that good?

[Brandon]

It smells really good.

[Danny]

Oh, good. You want to buy?

[Mark]

No, I don't. I'm about to do the workout.

[Danny]

I am, too.

[Mark]

I want to stay light.

[Danny]

It's just meatloaf. That was the fattest meatloaf. Little potato head.

[Mark]

Titus, I think you were in the bathroom, but we figured out that Brandon's just a Venus fly trap. Oh,

[Danny]

he here?

[Che]

I don't think so. Again.

[Kyle]

Is he

[Che]

in. In what way?

[Mark]

He was. We were. We were talking about would it be cool to be a Venus fly trap? Chaps,

[Brandon]

The producer of the.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Liam. Liam, go get Caitlyn. Tell her to go to the yug station. He was like, would it be cool to be a Venus fly trap? Let's think about this. You just yawn all day, and then every now and then, food's in your mouth. And I was like, yeah.

[Che]

That is Brandon.

[Mark]

Yeah, that's you, dude.

[Jay]

Now he's got two plates.

[Hank]

You asked for more.

[Jay]

That looks amazing.

[Danny]

Dave's.

[Mark]

Dave, we're about to do the Chinese workout, if you want to do it with us. Yeah.

[Che]

Wait, you're kind of the. You're like the Korean guy. They make the food. They don't want to dump it out.

[Brandon]

You are the train.

[Che]

Just like the drain.

[Brandon]

You're the Korean finisher.

[Mark]

You are no different than a garbage display.

[Danny]

Yeah, I gotta try. Dave.

[Che]

Yeah. They're like, we can't throw this away.

[Danny]

I try. Dave's meatloaf.

[Jay]

To be fair, it looks pretty good.

[Brandon]

Don't spoil the competition. Does that one have ketchup? Cat meat. Meatloaf with ketchup is elite.

[Jay]

Yes, it is

[Brandon]

too hot.

[Mark]

Do something.

[Danny]

I don't want to spoil the competition.

[Brandon]

You're really struggling with that one.

[Hank]

Tell which one you like.

[Danny]

Whoa.

[Brandon]

Oh, boy.

[Danny]

Puke coming. Oh, boy.

[Brandon]

Dana, Dina, beers. This is tough for Lucas.

[Mark]

We can't hear you.

[Che]

Dana, can you hear us?

[Stephen]

Okay.

[Mark]

Lucas is never gonna figure this out. We have to wait for the control room to give him earpiece.

[Che]

Is Caitlyn over there?

[Mark]

Hopefully.

[Kyle]

Do we have a yug stats guy?

[Mark]

Oh, we need one. We need a website. Interact.

[Kyle]

Palindrome intended.

[Mark]

Oh, yeah. Holy. Well, no. A yug stat guy. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Stat guy.

[Mark]

Stats guy.

[Brandon]

Stats guy.

[Che]

Whoa.

[Max]

Wow.

[Mark]

That's cool job, Kyle.

[Che]

Good, Kyle.

[Mark]

Really So good at that.

[Danny]

Wow.

[Che]

I might just only rate the yugs. The Yuga.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Che]

So it's. That might be my thing. Five stars, I think.

[Jay]

Be good.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Danny]

What's your favorite one?

[Mark]

But do it. Do it. A five star system, but the highest you can go is three.

[Che]

Perfect. Yug. Three out of five stars.

[Mark]

All right. Go, Dana.

[Che]

Danny, can you hear us?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mark]

All right. Go.

[Che]

Just go.

[Danny]

Whatever. Guess.

[Mark]

Yeah. Caitlyn. Where is she?

[Danny]

Oh, it's Caitlyn.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Danny]

You're the guest.

[Mark]

Yeah. We spun the whole wheel.

[Danny]

Oh, she's supposed to take my Polaroids.

[Mark]

Oh, no.

[Danny]

Holy.

[Max]

So then one person. You both have to chug the same time.

[Danny]

I can't hear what they're saying.

[Mark]

That thing is sick.

[Danny]

You see this, boys?

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Are you the guest?

[Mark]

Yes.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah. Let's go. I have to do that. Yeah.

[Che]

But how do you race Dana with. With that?

[Max]

Do I take it while it's gone?

[Danny]

Take the Polaroid first.

[Mark]

This is like a.

[Danny]

We have big changes coming to the Yog Station.

[Mark]

It's like a Chinese finger trap. I'm working on the other end. Never. You'll do it after. Okay. All right. Start the episode. Wait. Start the episode?

[Jay]

Yeah. Are you gonna spill this all over?

[Danny]

I can't hear it.

[Mark]

Start the episode. Start the episode.

[Che]

Dana, can you hear us?

[Mark]

Start the episode.

[Danny]

Dana.

[Che]

Dana.

[Danny]

What? I can't hear you.

[Mark]

Start the episode.

[Danny]

Start. Oh.

[Mark]

Start.

[Danny]

Please. Play the theme music. Whenever you're ready, Dana.

[Mark]

Oh, Luke is never.

[Danny]

Play the theme music to the Yuck Station, Season two.

[Mark]

There we go.

[Danny]

Lucas. That's baseball.

[Mark]

I'm Mr. Dana. Beers. We're yoga beers. Motherfucker. Yogurt.

[Danny]

Sorry.

[Stephen]

The beauty of it.

[Danny]

All right. Welcome to young station. Episode 50 15, I think. Also the. The. There's a hockey. A hockey podcast that took that spaceball. I'm just gonna let them have it? No, I think they could just have it. I think that. I think they took it from me, but I'm not.

[Kyle]

Those were the dudes that were on here. I think they had it first.

[Danny]

I think we had it first.

[Mark]

And then they.

[Danny]

They. They used it. But it doesn't matter. All right, Caitlin Walker, have you ever yoked before?

[Brandon]

You have to be the exact same height for this to work.

[Mark]

What?

[Danny]

I'm not going to be very good at this.

[Che]

All right.

[Danny]

How's it going to work if they're not the same?

[Kyle]

There we go.

[Danny]

Well, now you're still not the same. You're still not the same.

[Brandon]

What an awful.

[Jay]

God. Let's go, Caitlin.

[Max]

It didn't work.

[Mark]

What a horrible invention.

[Danny]

Why would that

[Mark]

in the same yugg leggings for Twins?

[Danny]

I'll get your new sweatshirt. What?

[Brandon]

It'll come out.

[Danny]

New hair.

[Mark]

Oh,

[Jay]

down the back of her hair.

[Danny]

That is baseball. You just said. I don't know.

[Che]

All right?

[Brandon]

He didn't ask a single question to her.

[Mark]

Arsenal combine starting in 30 minutes. That's baseball. I'm Mr. Bana Beers. He's Dana Beers, motherfucker. Dana Beers. We're yuging Beers, motherfucker. Yoga Bears.

[Max]

The Wild is the act.

[Danny]

It's the act.

[Max]

It's the act. Yeah.

[Mark]

It's time to talk shop or do a Yankee Bob is the act. It's the act.

[Danny]

Watch the combine.

[Mark]

It's on right after this. Don't miss it. Tate's not gonna bench.