Big Cat Declares The U.S. as the Most Weather Country | The Yak 1-28-26

Summary

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Episode Title: Big Cat Declares The U.S. as the Most Weather Country | The Yak 1-28-26
Date: January 28, 2026
Hosts/Cast: Big Cat, KB (Kyle Bauer, "KBNoSwag"), Brandon Walker, Rone, Nick, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah, Francis, TJ, others
Theme:
An energetic, freewheeling group discussion covering weather in America, cruise ships, travel plans for the Barstool Yak’s Super Bowl San Francisco trip, American pop culture, generational shifts, and the absurd realities of growing up in the 90s versus now. The show remains quintessentially “The Yak”—loose, irreverent, hilarious, and packed with references, bits, and Barstool inside jokes.

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Main Themes & Segments

1. "America: The Most Weather Country"

• Timestamp ~15:11
• Brandon poses: “Does America have the most weather?” sparking a passionate, comedic debate about U.S. weather extremity and variety.
• Big Cat: “We don’t get enough credit for being the weather capital of the world.” (15:41)
• The group tries to compare U.S. tornadoes, hurricanes, ice storms, floods, and wildfires with other countries (Germany, Spain, China), deciding that America offers the wildest range.
• Memorable Quote: “We dominate weather.” – Kyle (15:47)
• Funny sidetrack: Why aren’t there blockbuster disaster movies from other countries?

2. Birds, Birding, and Dinner With Rico

• Starts ~2:00
• The group opens riffing about birds, "birders," and Tupac’s Oscar-worthy acting as Birdie in “Above the Rim.”
• Rone shares a story about a dinner outing with Francis and Rico, painting Rico as an oddball but lovable figure with “a vibe of always wanting to be elsewhere."
• Brandon: “Whenever you’re with [Rico], he gives off the vibe of I would have somewhere better to be.” (6:27)
• Extended improv about the various personalities and quirks of Barstool personalities, concluding dinner conversations are “like a mission trip.”

3. The Great Cruise Debate

• Timestamp ~11:32
• The crew discusses the horror and appeal of cruises, with most being staunchly anti-cruise, but Tate offering a pro-cruise comparison: “It’s like a snow day—hey, fuck it, we’re stuck, might as well have a good time.” (12:10)
• Stories about karaoke, cruise dancing (“the percolator"), and the strange ritual of thousands of people flooding tourist locations at once.

4. Cities of the World, Especially Chongqing

• Timestamp ~19:55
• Deep dive into the Chinese multilayered city of Chongqing. The group reacts in awe to video tours revealing its multi-level chaos.
• Brandon: “This has got to be so confusing… worst place in the world to get drunk." (21:03)
• Joking comparison to U.S. cities—Pittsburgh and San Francisco are the closest we have in terms of layered streets.
• Kyle: “They must have the best asses.” (20:52)

5. Odd Inventions and Underappreciated Engineering

• ~22:44
• Fascination with bridges, skyscrapers, and infrastructure: “Building is the best invention.”
• Old-school New York: Discussion of ferry empires (Vanderbilt) and the origins of American infrastructure.
• Trivia: Did Nelson Rockefeller die during sex with his secretary? (Long, hilarious tangent).

6. "Plinko" San Francisco Trip Planning

• Starts ~32:50
• Upcoming Super Bowl trip segment: devising punishments and challenges via Plinko for the crew in San Francisco.
• Challenge ideas: Dressed as Steve Jobs all week, 100,000 steps during the week, Mrs. Doubtfire cosplay, Rice-a-Roni cooking, walking across Golden Gate Bridge, Full House intro recreation, Chinatown gift exchange, using public transit for hours, getting tanned and drunk (Kyle exclusive), and much more.
• Memorable segment: “No Nut San Francisco”—jokingly proposes a challenge where no one can “nut” (come) or eat nuts the entire trip. (110:01)
• Jeff Cheah’s pine cone competition and references to the city’s iconic features pepper the brainstorming.

7. Generational Changes: Sex, Media, and Boyhood

• Starts ~67:07
• Humorous reminiscence about finding porn growing up, magazine subscriptions, and the chaos of “Real Sex” on HBO versus today’s instant-access world: “As long as porn is not in the URL…” (71:32)
• Comparison of how Gen Z has endless content versus their own scavenging for swimsuit issues, VS catalogs, and scrambled channels.
• Brandon: “Now you just got babies, just watching porn—doing VR." (73:50)

8. Parenting, Buying Groceries, and Teenage Freedom

• ~63:16
• Brandon tells a heartfelt, funny dad story: Son Tommy gets $100 and spends it entirely on snacks—ribs, soda, chips (“He likes ribs.")
• Nostalgia: They joke about what they liked as kids (Ninja Turtles, sports, Family Matters), and how their own kids now mirror some of those interests.

9. Pop Culture, Show Business & MrBeast Commentary

• ~52:08
• Discussion pivots to the addictive entertainment of MrBeast videos.
• Brandon: “I’ve just been beasting too much before bed.” (54:24)
• Observation of MrBeast’s moral dilemma videos and speculation on whether a billion-dollar prize would lead shows to actual violence.
• Group: “If the prize was a billion dollars… people would kill each other.” (54:37)

10. Celebrity Hair Transplants and Showbiz Vanity

• ~98:06
• Francis describes having a preventative hair transplant, reflecting on Joel McHale’s openness about multiple hair procedures.
• Tangent: Whether there’s still a “stigma” about hair transplants for modern men—consensus is “no.”

11. Rico in the Wild and the WFN Story

• 87:03
• A retelling of Rico Bosco’s notorious temperament—outside Barstool, he remains just as intense. Anecdote about confusing/awkward text exchange and call with WFAN host.

12. Podcaster Identity Crisis & Barstool Lingo

• ~101:00
• The cast wrestles with what to call themselves professionally (“content personality,” “comedian,” “podcaster,” “talent”) and poke fun at the cringe of inviting someone "onto my podcast.”
• Brandon: “Nothing makes you feel lamer than asking someone to come on your podcast.” (101:54)

13. Final Riffs & Show Wrap-Up

• ~110:05
• The show closes the loop by joking about masturbation, San Francisco’s notorious Golden Gate Bridge “bus nets”, and surviving a bridge jump.
• Plans for the next day: Donnie’s “new way to dream” presentation and more Plinko planning.

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Notable Quotes (with timestamps)

• Big Cat: “We don’t get enough credit for being the weather capital of the world.” (15:41)
• Kyle: “We dominate weather.” (15:47)
• Brandon (about cruises): “There’s a certain energy I don’t like when a mass of people all have to be having the best time ever.” (12:24)
• Kyle (on Chongqing): “They must have the best asses.” (20:52)
• Brandon (nostalgia): “Now you just got babies, just watching porn—doing VR.” (73:50)
• Brandon (MrBeast): “I’ve just been beasting too much before bed.” (54:24)
• Brandon (on ‘podcaster’): “Nothing makes you feel lamer than asking someone to come on your podcast.” (101:54)
• Francis (on post-transplant vanity): “I just feel like I might as well hang on to whatever semblance of youth I have for as long as I can.” (100:48)
• On Full House ‘twins challenge’ idea: “Two people have to dress the same all week.” (50:02)

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Memorable and Hilarious Moments

• The “Most Weather Country” debate—riffing on U.S. weather and dismissing foreign “gray” weather.
• Dinner with Rico—Francis and Rone’s account of trying to get Rico to eat French food, culminating in Rico ordering “two scoops of vanilla, you got chocolate sauce?” (84:04)
• Chongqing multi-escalator video deep-dive—complete disbelief at videos of descending layers through a Chinese city for minutes on end. (20:45 onwards)
• Rockefeller died having sex?—vivacious investigation and riff on Nelson Rockefeller’s demise. (24:44–25:56)
• San Francisco Plinko Planning—dozens of challenges, from absurd (kimono day) to physically arduous (100,000 steps), to truly strange (no nut/nuts).
• Classic magazine/early internet porn nostalgia—who was your first “crush in print,” the anxiety of dial-up porn, and the trauma of “Real Sex” shifting unexpectedly.
• Rico’s WFAN Onboarding Story—classic Rico, instantly confrontational even with a radio host who just wanted to meet him.

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Tone & Style

Casual, unscripted, and deeply self-referential; constant inside jokes, callbacks to Barstool lore, and honest, deadpan humor. The episode is high-energy with maximal riffing, loveably tangential, and explicit in both language and content—definitely leans “not safe for work.”

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Quick Reference – Topics by Timestamp

• Birds, Birders, Bird Documentaries: 2:00–4:00
• Rico, Dinner, Barstool Social Dynamics: 4:00–7:30
• Cruises Debate: 11:32–14:00
• Floating Dangerous Rivers, Amazon/Nile: 14:08–15:11
• Weather Debate / “Most Weather Country”: 15:11–19:58
• Chongqing/Cities & Escalators: 19:55–22:56
• American Infrastructure Admiration: 22:44–23:50
• Rockefeller Rabbit Hole: 24:44–25:56
• San Francisco Plinko Planning: 32:50–47:00 (and recurring)
• Parenting, Teenage Purchases: 63:16–66:42
• Generational Sex/Porn Discourse: 67:07–74:53
• MrBeast, Reality TV Escalation: 52:08–55:02
• Francis’ Hair Transplant/Vanity: 98:06–101:00
• “What Do You Call Yourself?” Segment: 101:00–104:48

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For New Listeners

This episode is quintessential “Yak”—a rollicking, semi-controlled chaos of jokes and hot takes, blending Barstool personality inside baseball with debates that could only be born from true boredom and camaraderie: Is America the “most weather” country? Is Chongqing built like Mario Kart levels? Which Full House bit works for a punishment in San Francisco? How did we get from Ninjas Turtles to dial-up porn and good old “Real Sex?” On The Yak, it just does.

No prior episode context needed—just jump in and let the jokes fly.

Transcript

[Geo]

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[Brandon]

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[Geo]

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[Brandon]

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[Geo]

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[Brandon]

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[Geo]

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[Brandon]

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[Geo]

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[Brandon]

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[Geo]

Who's the birdie?

[Kyle]

Why would a bird.

[Brandon]

Kayla, who works on a still blue car. Little birdie.

[Nate]

You know who birdie is, though.

[Ron]

Put me on Bye bye.

[Kyle]

Above the room.

[Brandon]

Who's birdie? Conrad Singer.

[Geo]

Well, she sings.

[Brandon]

A skinny, right?

[Geo]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Gangster. And he ran a basketball team.

[Brandon]

Who?

[Ron]

Conrad? Birdie.

[Kyle]

Tupac. Tupac played Birdie and above the rim. Oh, film about basketball.

[Geo]

Was he a good actor?

[Kyle]

Very good actor. Very good actor.

[Brandon]

I. I heavy with birds. He played the whole thing.

[Nate]

The mouse king.

[Brandon]

The Listers. I heavy with birds.

[Ron]

Listers.

[Brandon]

The. The. There's a documentary, okay, you would like it. And the guys came in. They're the coolest dudes.

[Ron]

Really.

[Brandon]

They just decided to be birders for an entire year.

[Nate]

What's next for them?

[Tate]

They're in the swamp right now.

[Kyle]

Louisiana. Right.

[Geo]

Like an extinct bird or something.

[Tate]

Woodpecker.

[Geo]

Some sort of woodpecker.

[Kyle]

The ivory build? No. Oh, perhaps Maybe I just made that up. I don't know.

[Brandon]

Is there still ice everywhere?

[Kyle]

There is a swath from northern Louisiana up to Nashville.

[Tate]

Depends, I guess.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Oxford and North.

[Brandon]

I was talking about Minneapolis. Oh.

[Kyle]

Oh, I don't know. I don't know.

[Geo]

No bueno. No way.

[Brandon]

Stop to that whole conversation.

[Ron]

We went. The restaurant we went to yesterday said no ice, no ice were allowed. There's anti ice restaurant.

[Nate]

They couldn't even browse.

[Ron]

Yeah, yeah. Hot ass. Hot ass drinks, etc. Where'd you go to eat?

[Brandon]

You went. You, Francis and Rico.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

What a trio.

[Ron]

The power trio. Francis. I mean, Francis loves Rico. I love Rico too, but you'd never think that Francis would love Rico.

[Geo]

Did Francis order for the table?

[Ron]

Of course.

[Geo]

Every time I've been out to dinner with Francis, he picks for everybody.

[Ron]

Yeah. Good at it.

[Brandon]

That makes sense.

[Kyle]

No complaint.

[Brandon]

He's like. He's curious how, like, the working class live.

[Tate]

He wants to see us try things.

[Nate]

Like a mission trip.

[Brandon]

Now.

[Ron]

Microwavable meals. Explain them.

[Brandon]

It's like, basically reading Angela's ashes, like, in person. So what was that like?

[Ron]

You're just slumming a little bit.

[Tate]

Outreach out of wedlock. Yes.

[Brandon]

Where is that? Where's that ginger? We gotta get him in here.

[Ron]

Jay Will's in here too.

[Brandon]

Yeah, we're gonna get Jay Will to stop by.

[Ron]

He's. He's such a funny and nice guy.

[TJ]

He is.

[Geo]

I was so excited to meet him because we're both from West Virginia. And Rowan introduced me as soon as he walked in. And then he was just like, you know how boys from West Virginia get circumcised? He was like, you kick their sister in the mouth. I was like, dude, you're from West Virginia too.

[Brandon]

What do you.

[Francis]

What do you say?

[Brandon]

I blew it. I had already met him and I said, good to finally meet you. I'd forgotten his wake up, barstool career.

[Kyle]

All too brief.

[Geo]

He was on the pilot.

[Kyle]

He was on the first two.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Rico was the pilot. J. Will lasted two episodes, I think.

[Ron]

Yeah. They're even. The footage of him walking in, it just. It wasn't. That's not his.

[Kyle]

It didn't fit.

[Brandon]

It wasn't his.

[Ron]

That's not his vibe. I think that he has a more laid back, high vibe.

[Kyle]

I do think Rico has five. He could come back.

[Brandon]

But Rico's been itching to get back.

[Kyle]

Ain't up to me.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he did an hour yesterday.

[Geo]

He was great.

[Brandon]

Yeah, Bosco did.

[Geo]

Yeah. I'm comfortable around him, dude. I'm like a Dog on his back. When Rico's around, I show my belly and I. I'm me around Boska.

[Ron]

So now you should have came to dinner last night.

[Geo]

Didn't know what was happening.

[Kyle]

You threw three New York guys, came to Chicago and ate dinner together. You have a whole smorgasbord of people you could have had dinner with.

[Geo]

I was too busy alone with zero plans.

[Ron]

Well, you guys have dinner here every night. All you guys have always. Are always having.

[Kyle]

None of us have dinner.

[Brandon]

We will be eating dinner. I do eat dinner.

[Ron]

Yeah, that's what I mean. Like, all you guys are always having.

[Geo]

Guilty as charged.

[Brandon]

Rico. Tate. Tate. I just had a meeting with Tate, and he was pitching me ideas, and one of them is he's going to follow Rico like he follows Mincy, but for the final four.

[Kyle]

That's. That's really good.

[Brandon]

He said Rico looked like he saw a ghost when he said that.

[Geo]

Oh, that relationship's gonna be ruined after.

[Francis]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

Pump Party. The inside. What goes on at the pump Party?

[Geo]

I want to do MTV's Next with Rico, but just to find a guy that he can tolerate.

[Brandon]

I like that. It's just got to be a coach.

[Geo]

It would have to be a coach.

[Brandon]

It's gonna be an assistant coach somewhere.

[Ron]

I think he met up with a coach after. After dinner with us.

[Brandon]

Oh, of course.

[Ron]

He's always got back to bed and he had a coach that he was, like, trying to link up with.

[Brandon]

That is one thing Rico's got to work on is he. Whenever you're with him, he. He gives off the vibe of I. I would have somewhere better somewhere else. Yeah.

[Ron]

Glenny always did that to me too.

[Brandon]

Oh, Glenn, he was a big time guy like that.

[Nate]

What vibe is this?

[Brandon]

Boring to me? Like, when you're with Rico, not all the time, but like, at the final four, you know, you could be with him, and he's just itching to be done.

[Ron]

He'll take a call in front of you. He's like, no, I'm with some guys.

[Brandon]

Itching to level up.

[Nate]

That's a horrible energy.

[Brandon]

Yeah, no, it's. And Glenny had that energy, too.

[Nate]

Lenny.

[Geo]

Like, you guys are just never enough for him.

[Brandon]

Yeah, a little bit. Like we're boring him or something.

[Geo]

He just doesn't like to be stagnant.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Geo]

Wants to grow.

[Ron]

We were on an early Sunday conversation shoot for. With Hunter Henry in the first season of Sunday Conversations, and. And we went out to dinner afterwards. Me, the cameraman, and Glenny. And then afterwards, Glenny just. He left us to Go hang out with nobody. He went to just go, like, spend time alone. But he, like, wouldn't. Wouldn't continue to spend time.

[Nate]

All right, I respect that. Yeah.

[Ron]

He says, I'm going to, like, continue to be in this area. You guys are going to go out. And he just, like, found a martini.

[Tate]

Or something, moves two seats over.

[Ron]

He just distanced himself.

[Geo]

Kyle used to, like, leave us when we were in New York at the bars, and you would just go get ice cream alone.

[Brandon]

That's a power move.

[Geo]

No, that was once you came back with the blues.

[Nate]

Such a big experience, and it seems like I did it a bunch. Okay.

[Brandon]

The bluest mouth.

[Ron]

Why'd you get blue ice cream? Couldn't you have got, like, a sneakier color?

[Nate]

I just. Something about the. The Cookie Monster is.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Nate]

You think it's different than vanilla. Your brain.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nate]

Treats it differently.

[Ron]

I just found out that red velvet is just red. Chocolate.

[Kyle]

Chocolate.

[Nate]

No, it's the same phenomenon.

[Ron]

Cake with red dot.

[Brandon]

But I don't like it.

[Geo]

You don't like it?

[Brandon]

I don't like red velvet.

[Geo]

I prefer.

[Brandon]

But I like chocolate cake.

[Ron]

I'm the opposite. I like red velvet so much, but it would be heartbreaking to find out.

[Nate]

Yeah, it's just chocolate.

[Brandon]

Something about the red just gets me.

[Ron]

I like the red with some cream cheese icing.

[Kyle]

I enjoy the red.

[Francis]

That's what it.

[Nate]

That's what you like.

[Ron]

Cream cheese icing?

[Nate]

Cream cheese.

[Ron]

Yeah, I do.

[Kyle]

I do use it more, by the.

[Brandon]

Way, to put a recap on. Yesterday, I heard reports through the grapevine that it was dubbed the greatest Tuesday of my life.

[Geo]

I heard that, too, by someone who Waits.

[Brandon]

Mincy said it was the greatest Tuesday of his life.

[TJ]

Oh, really?

[Brandon]

That's how well he thought the presentation.

[Geo]

Mincy came up to tell me that as we were just talking in the booth for the barstool basketball, I was like, dude, I. I. The first. I, like, I got mad. I was like, dude, can you not tell?

[Brandon]

Greatest Tuesday of my life.

[Geo]

I'm officially just jealous.

[Brandon]

His pitch isn't Mardi Gras Fat Tuesday. What is that? Isn't that.

[Nate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Isn't that a definitely Tuesday?

[Nate]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Every year.

[Brandon]

Yeah, every year it's a big Tuesday.

[Ron]

It was better than that.

[Kyle]

His presentation and idea weren't the worst. That's the world.

[Brandon]

No, it's just if anyone else presented it, I would probably be like, that's a good idea.

[Tate]

He told me he saw the way our eyes lit up when we got the financial number correct. He was like, I know you guys Were out when you saw the math number.

[Kyle]

He saw our eyes light up when we fixed his mistake.

[Tate]

Yeah. He said he saw us all light up. Like, we.

[Brandon]

It's actually a really smart.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Ron]

900,000.

[Nate]

900,000.

[Brandon]

Take off a zero. They'll figure it out later. You think he, like, is a sneaky genius and walked away? He's like. And wait till they found the extra zero under your chair.

[Kyle]

He is a math guy.

[Geo]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Brandon, you wanted to poke holes in that. And it was.

[Kyle]

No, I mean, ironclad barstool.

[Geo]

He didn't sell watch to be there.

[Kyle]

I wanted. I want to just make sure. I wanted him to prove that he actually did all the slides and everything.

[Brandon]

Right.

[Kyle]

Like, why'd you make this font decision? Why'd you make that font decision? And once it was obvious that he did do it, I was just backed off of it.

[Brandon]

Why'd you make it so you can't read?

[TJ]

Do you want to see the presentation that he.

[Brandon]

No.

[TJ]

Show us.

[Brandon]

No.

[TJ]

Okay.

[Kyle]

No, wait. The one that was done for him.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Geo]

No, let's see how long we would have believed that he made it. Like, what slide?

[Brandon]

Okay. Yeah, I'd like to see that at least.

[Tate]

The format. Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

Not him.

[Ron]

The red notch at the top.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Geo]

That's too tasty.

[Brandon]

He's just giving us a Maker's Mark. Yeah. Presentation wax.

[Geo]

Go to the next to see.

[Kyle]

Yeah. All right.

[Brandon]

None of this.

[Geo]

Give me a break.

[Ron]

That's how big the ship is gonna be.

[Kyle]

Oh.

[Brandon]

Oh, now I don't. Now I'm out.

[Kyle]

The mayors of the ocean.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Geo]

Did you forget that you'd have to go.

[Nate]

The mayor?

[Brandon]

Well, that was. I kept on saying, we're not free. All of us are not, like, free. Like, you have to actually pay. But. Yeah, I heard from John Trombone afterwards, probably.

[Kyle]

Wait a minute. He didn't include the Cream team soft serve eating contest in his slide?

[Brandon]

Oh, man.

[Ron]

He might have said it colloquially. It might have been too small to read, too.

[Geo]

We could have a bidding war with Wonton.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Geo]

Other people reached out for cruises.

[Brandon]

Good.

[Geo]

Would a cruise not be anybody else's nightmare?

[Nate]

I wouldn't enjoy it.

[Brandon]

Oh, no. I. I don't want to go on it.

[Geo]

Like, not even like a bar like any.

[Kyle]

No, I'm never going on a cruise.

[Brandon]

I went on cruise.

[Nate]

Now, the barstool cruise would be absolute nightmare.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

When I was a kid, my grandparents, like, right before they died, they were in big, and they weren't. Like, they didn't have money. They had, like, they were teachers. So they Were. But they were big in like, we have retirement. We don't want to send it. You know, we want to take it. You can't take it with you. So we're going on cruises. I went on a cruise like two or three years in a row. It was weird. Even as like a 10 year old, I was like, this is what I think.

[Tate]

I would love it.

[Nate]

Why?

[Tate]

I think.

[Ron]

I mean, it's cake coated.

[Kyle]

She's around people. Yeah.

[Tate]

You know when there's a snow day at least when you're in your 20s and there's nowhere else you can do and nothing else you can do. So you're like, fuck it. I'm trapped here. Let's have a good time. That's what a boat feels like. Like, hey, fuck it. I'm stuck here. I might as well.

[Brandon]

No, but I don't want to be certain.

[Tate]

There's nowhere else you can go.

[Brandon]

There's also a certain energy that I like that makes me uncomfortable when. When there's a mass of people who all are on vacation together and everyone's like, I have to be having the best time ever.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

So everyone's like, this has to be the best day ever. The. It's almost like a pressure.

[Kyle]

But I would want to be on a cruise with a bunch of black people so I could sing an R B song at karaoke.

[Geo]

That'd be good. You'd go viral. One guy that was dancing on the cruise, Tyler. What?

[Kyle]

Tyler sang a Key Sweat song last year. Tyler. Crazy.

[Geo]

Okay.

[Kyle]

I'd want to be him.

[Ron]

I know the guy too. The guy who was hitting the.

[TJ]

That move.

[Ron]

I follow him on Tick Tock. Yeah. The Percolator.

[Geo]

He's the percolator.

[Ron]

He's awesome.

[Geo]

Then Mint.

[Kyle]

Could see one right after you. No, I don't.

[Geo]

It's his cruise.

[Kyle]

I think that would change the mood of the.

[Ron]

Even just knowing the words would. Would go a long way. They would. The. The aunties would love it.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Ron]

I've even looked into like floating the. Yeah. This guy.

[Tate]

Oh, Brandon, that could be you.

[Brandon]

You're also very much on a boat. Like, you do feel it.

[Tate]

You do.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Well, you don't get wide set ass.

[Brandon]

Some people get seas.

[Ron]

Look how hard he hits it.

[Kyle]

I've never seen this.

[Ron]

It's amazing.

[Brandon]

Oh, I also think it's.

[Geo]

That would be my dream.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Now that I'm thinking about cruises too. It's also the. The stops are uncomfortable because it's like you stop and like 5,000 people get off and they all are Taurus. In a island. And everyone's like, here come the tourists. You're just like an army of tourists.

[Geo]

And then it's just like a race against the clock. Right?

[Brandon]

Yeah, Correct.

[Geo]

I wouldn't be able to chill.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Gotta get back on the boat.

[Ron]

Floating the Nile looks interesting.

[Brandon]

People do that.

[Ron]

You can float the nile.

[Brandon]

What lift.

[Tate]

DiMartino's doing it right now.

[Kyle]

What?

[Brandon]

He's like, aren't they like alligators and hippos and crocodiles?

[Kyle]

I DM the other day. DM'd him the other day out of nowhere, because I hadn't heard from him. I said, well, what's up, man? He said, I'm in Egypt.

[Tate]

Oh, yeah. His posts look incredible. He's on the night. He was on it last night. He was, like, ducking, going under a bridge.

[Ron]

I heard floating. The Amazon is hell, though.

[Brandon]

Like, what's in the bugs?

[Ron]

The bugs in the Amazon.

[Brandon]

Yeah, those are.

[Geo]

Amazon is just not for human.

[Kyle]

The fish will eat you.

[Geo]

Piranhas.

[Brandon]

They really did a good job of picking America where it's like, not the craziest animals. Yeah, bears are scary. Yeah. Like, bears are busy, but bears are.

[Kyle]

We got a pretty good handle on bears.

[Geo]

Grizzly bears and mountain lions. Scary.

[Ron]

Yeah, but they're. Where are they at?

[Kyle]

Well, Colorado. A mountain lion got a woman a couple weeks ago. No way a mountain lion killed a woman?

[Nate]

Mountain lions, they don't kill people.

[Kyle]

They just did.

[Ron]

No, Kyle said they don't.

[Nate]

Like, look up the stats. It's my 60.

[Kyle]

There was that one, the famous one, like p. P92 or something. You know what I'm talking about?

[Brandon]

I got a stupid question.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it was a famous mountain lion.

[Brandon]

Who went on a murder spree. Does America have the most weather?

[Kyle]

Oh, I like this question.

[Ron]

I feel like we do for continent.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Nate]

We're the only.

[Brandon]

I never hear about, like, a hurricane in Europe. You never hear about, like, an ice storm.

[Nate]

We get hay.

[Kyle]

Well, typhoons in Asia, all tornadoes.

[Brandon]

Does anyone else have.

[Tate]

I googled why we have more tornadoes.

[Nate]

And we do.

[Tate]

We are like.

[Brandon]

So we're the only one who really has weather?

[Nate]

The weather country.

[Kyle]

No, we have tornadoes, but we have the most.

[Tate]

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Brandon]

We don't get enough credit for being the, like, the weather capital of the world.

[Kyle]

I think the way our land is built, we dominate.

[Brandon]

We dominate weather.

[Geo]

Tornadoes are scarier than any animal.

[Brandon]

Like forest fires. We got everything.

[TJ]

Hurricane is a regional name.

[Geo]

Oh, hurricane.

[TJ]

Typhoon and cyclone are the same thing.

[Kyle]

Asia's typhoon, right?

[Francis]

Yep.

[Brandon]

No, hurricane. All right.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Cyclone. Cyclone Cyclone doesn't sound as scary.

[Nate]

I feel like China has some that like sweeps them up into the sky.

[Geo]

Yeah. I think sometimes they're some revolution turns off.

[Nate]

I can see them all up.

[Brandon]

I feel like that's all man made.

[Geo]

But like that doesn't get reported.

[TJ]

It just happens.

[Nate]

Like there's a million Chinese people in the.

[Brandon]

Yeah, but it's like because a factory like created, you know, a tornado.

[Geo]

They have factory.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Some places have a lack of worse. Like they have no rain.

[Brandon]

That's way worse.

[Ron]

But Dubai, Dubai used to suffer from that. And then they just started crafting their own rain clouds, make their own rain.

[Brandon]

And I think we lead the league in weather.

[Nate]

Definitely.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Countries or continents. Are you saying country.

[Brandon]

Can't we have more weather than Canada?

[Kyle]

Well, even like even on our own continent. More than Mexico? Is Mexico catching tornadoes? Like we catch them?

[Nate]

No, no, no.

[Brandon]

But also like, if you ever look at the latitude, like, aren't we the same? Like England and Ireland just have rain.

[Geo]

It's just gray.

[Brandon]

They just have gray.

[Kyle]

Gray as.

[Tate]

And we get. Hey, I feel like not everyone gets the big hail. Like we get.

[Geo]

Texas will have like. Yeah, vcr Same.

[Brandon]

What's the same latitude as like Spain? Where's Spain on the map compared to Southern California?

[Nate]

Spain.

[Brandon]

No, no, no, I'm saying like northern in like Maryland.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nate]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

But Maryland's got way more weather than Spain for sure. You show us.

[Geo]

I feel like China has to get water.

[Nate]

That's what we're saying. Yeah, we hear about read.

[Geo]

We just don't hear about Chinese weather.

[Brandon]

But I want to see where we're at. What's the. I think we're Poland.

[Geo]

That sounds like a Midwest.

[Kyle]

What about South America? Right under us. Do they get down there?

[Brandon]

Spain is where about with us?

[Tate]

With us, we're even.

[TJ]

Right.

[Brandon]

And we get way more weather, I.

[Tate]

Think because the clouds are coming from that way to us, right?

[Brandon]

No, they come that way to us.

[Kyle]

Hurricanes come from Africa to us. But our main weather comes from west to east.

[Brandon]

Like you don't hear about weather in France or Italy or any of that.

[Nate]

Yeah, they don't have a good point.

[Kyle]

Right, but you were saying east to west.

[Tate]

No, I'm saying cloud goes from Spain.

[Ron]

To the U.S. no, they probably only have rain in those countries.

[Brandon]

Right.

[Ron]

Like tornado wind hasn't even hit there yet.

[Brandon]

Yeah, they get a flood every now and then.

[Ron]

The wind, they haven't even got wind.

[Brandon]

But they don't flood like we flood.

[Kyle]

Our weather walks through the.

[Brandon]

We flood like When Mississippi floods.

[Francis]

That.

[Brandon]

That flood.

[TJ]

I.

[Geo]

We just don't know about Chinese.

[Brandon]

Yeah, Chinese.

[Nate]

It's raining like other.

[Brandon]

This is very anecdotal because it's like checking your own.

[Tate]

A lot of mudslides.

[Geo]

China does get mud.

[Brandon]

I'm not gonna get rivers.

[Ron]

How about a chunk? Chunking.

[Geo]

Yeah, because it's.

[Brandon]

How do you spell that?

[Geo]

Tiered city.

[Kyle]

I'm not gonna.

[Francis]

Cho.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And G. There it is.

[Brandon]

Got it.

[Tate]

Oh, this is that super layered city.

[Brandon]

49 and cloudy today. That's not wet weather.

[Geo]

That's not weather right now helping us at all.

[Brandon]

They're in the 50s. It's just cloudy and a little bit of sun. There ain't no weather.

[Nate]

I feel like the Philippines gets.

[Geo]

Oh, yeah. But theirs is always, like, biblical.

[Nate]

They're like.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that's different.

[Kyle]

Look at all weather.

[Geo]

They don't get, like, thunderstorms.

[Nate]

Everything falls.

[Brandon]

They live inside the ocean.

[Nate]

They're India, Philippines is.

[Brandon]

They're basically underwater.

[Nate]

They're in the mud.

[Brandon]

Yeah. All right. That was a dumb question, but I thought.

[Ron]

I thought it was good.

[Kyle]

I. I have that very question.

[Nate]

We have the most diverse weather.

[Kyle]

I've looked up tornadoes in other countries to see if they have clips of tornadoes. Like, we have clips like our chasers and everything. I've seen tornadoes in other places, but nothing like the monsters that we get.

[Brandon]

Like an ice storm, like the country got this week. You'd think you'd hear about that if it was somewhere else.

[Geo]

Other movies. Other countries don't do disaster movies, do they?

[Brandon]

No, they just fathom God, Godzilla.

[Kyle]

But they had. They had to make up a disaster. That's not a real disaster, right?

[Geo]

That's.

[Kyle]

That's a fake lizard.

[Ron]

Yeah, I guess it is. I'm still stuck on Chongqing.

[Kyle]

You and Chongqing right now, we just.

[Ron]

Don'T have any cities like that. I guess Chicago is the closest thing we have to Chongqing.

[Geo]

It's just two layers.

[Brandon]

Just lower.

[Kyle]

Wacky.

[Geo]

Is it three layers?

[Tate]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Lower whackers at the bottom.

[Kyle]

What. What's the layers of Chongqing? What are we talking about, layers?

[Brandon]

It's literally layered.

[Geo]

I think we've done a HD walk.

[Nate]

You'll be on the roof of a skyscraper. Look down at another skyline.

[Brandon]

It looks like, like. I don't know. What movie? Judge Dread. I've never seen one.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Ron]

It's like you look down and they had seen Judge.

[Brandon]

Is that how.

[Tate]

Yeah, this guy.

[Nate]

We done?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Geo]

Look, it just seems so confusing.

[Kyle]

Look.

[Geo]

Brandon, are you watching? No, he's still going down steps.

[Brandon]

He's just going all the way down.

[Ron]

But he's still at the top somehow.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he's still, like, very high up.

[Ron]

But there's streets and neighborhoods.

[Brandon]

This has got to be so confusing.

[Ron]

They must have the best asses.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon]

Also, worse is worst place in the world to get drunk.

[Geo]

Tj, look up. Chongqing asses.

[Ron]

I mean, he surely has to be at the base level, but see how far he's going.

[Brandon]

He's not even at the bottom.

[Geo]

Being handicapped in the city would be a nightmare.

[Brandon]

Yeah, there we go.

[TJ]

Now he's going to take the sub.

[Brandon]

Now he's taking the sub.

[TJ]

Now he's going to go down.

[Ron]

So you just got the ground level.

[Kyle]

Oh, wow.

[Francis]

Damn.

[Brandon]

I. Dude, another one. Be so if there's another one, I'm No.

[Geo]

All right. That's surely the last one. Oh, it was no.

[Kyle]

7 escalators.

[Brandon]

Give us one more.

[Geo]

This will be miserable.

[Nate]

To live.

[Brandon]

He's miserable.

[Tate]

Seems like a.

[Brandon]

Like, getting home would suck.

[Kyle]

I remember where to go.

[Brandon]

Is there, like, an elevator?

[Tate]

You can't have to mention it.

[Geo]

Oh, he's outside still.

[TJ]

The highways, they're still not. Still not below ground. I'm at work.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Ron]

He's been going down the whole time.

[TJ]

Let me go home.

[Brandon]

He's confused.

[Kyle]

Oh, no. Going. Going home has to suck.

[Brandon]

I would never go home. I would just.

[Ron]

This is the one. This city has the tram car that goes through the office building, too. Like, this is the very famous one, I think.

[Tate]

I think so.

[Kyle]

No, we don't have a city like that.

[Nate]

Right.

[Tate]

Super layer.

[Brandon]

No, this is basically the closest we've got is Pittsburgh or San Francisco is hilly.

[Geo]

Yeah, it's Pittsburgh.

[Brandon]

Pittsburgh going through the tunnel.

[Geo]

That's really it.

[TJ]

Train goes through an apartment building.

[Brandon]

I mean, this was hell.

[Kyle]

Oh, man.

[Tate]

Hate that.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Oh, that's pretty amazing.

[Geo]

It is. It is.

[Brandon]

It had to take so long to build.

[Tate]

Like, a lot of infrastructure to maintain, Right.

[Geo]

If something goes awry, we don't give.

[Brandon]

Enough credit to building.

[Kyle]

No, we. We. It really is pretty big building for granted.

[Nate]

I agree.

[Brandon]

It's bridges.

[Geo]

And building is building the best invention.

[Brandon]

It really is insane. Like just a skyscraper. Just like, oh, there's another skyscraper. No, no, no. That was really hard to do.

[Geo]

Everyone's a miracle.

[Brandon]

Yeah. We don't give enough credit.

[Kyle]

And you're right. Bridges, too, man.

[Brandon]

Yeah, bridges are nuts.

[Kyle]

There's a mile span over water. We're going to build something on top of it.

[Brandon]

Not only that, but bridges, but, like, the fact that the bridges were built a hundred years ago, so it's not like, oh, yeah, you could build a bridge now. You got all the technology. Like the Golden Gate Bridge. That's. That's stupid.

[Geo]

How many died building that, though?

[Kyle]

I don't know. Who cares?

[Brandon]

A lot of them died doing the Brooklyn Bridge.

[Kyle]

They did now, anyway.

[Tate]

The Bay Bridge.

[Geo]

They're right.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Think about New York before the Brooklyn Bridge. And you just were stuck.

[Ron]

Yeah. You'd have to take a ferry.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Swim.

[Ron]

That's how. What's Anderson Cooper's family? What's the Vander Vanderbilts. That's how. How his, like, great, great, great, great grandfather made their original fortune as having a ferry across the.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Where he just made the railroads.

[Ron]

He started with them. I didn't know how you could start with a fit like a fairy is just like. How could you make that much money off a fairy? How could you become a. How could you build an empire off a fairy?

[Kyle]

Nothing.

[Geo]

He's still doing it.

[Kyle]

Nothing. I'm not doing anything.

[Brandon]

You're just laughing.

[Kyle]

I was. I. I was gonna make an Anderson Cooper.

[TJ]

You were gonna ask if it was.

[Kyle]

Her idea, and I looked at Nick to see if it was okay, and he said, no, no, I did.

[Geo]

I smirked. I gave you the green light. Via dimple.

[Brandon]

I think. Did Rockefeller die having sex? Did I see that?

[Tate]

Oh, probably.

[Brandon]

Was there a Rockefeller vice president?

[Ron]

I don't know about that.

[Nate]

Don't ask like that. Yeah, we don't really.

[Geo]

On the spot.

[Brandon]

I don't.

[Nate]

I don't think things.

[Geo]

Yeah, I bet.

[Tate]

Yeah, sure.

[Brandon]

I. I think so.

[Geo]

This has to be right, Kyle.

[Brandon]

Yes. All right. I saw it. Because last year was the.

[Kyle]

The.

[Brandon]

The anniversary of his death. He.

[Francis]

He.

[Brandon]

He died.

[Geo]

His secretary, Nelson did.

[Brandon]

Nelson Rockefeller.

[Kyle]

Good for him.

[Brandon]

Look at him. I think he was a vice president, was he not? Rockefeller's had to have run through January 26, 1990. 1979, from complications of heart attack. His death occurred two years and six days after his vice presidential tenure.

[Nate]

And he.

[Kyle]

Oh, 25 years old.

[Nate]

He was AIDS.

[Brandon]

He was.

[Geo]

Oh, no.

[Brandon]

He's AIDS.

[Ron]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon]

Ponchetta Pierce to the townhouse.

[Geo]

We need to get eyes on. On Megan.

[Tate]

She called a news reporter.

[Nate]

Worth it or not?

[Brandon]

All right, I'm gonna say worth it.

[TJ]

25 at the time.

[Geo]

I mean, for the rush alone.

[Brandon]

Was the death worth it?

[Nate]

Let's see this.

[Kyle]

Yeah. The death of the disgrace.

[Brandon]

Oh, no, no.

[Nate]

I know. Wait, no, wait.

[Kyle]

Hold on.

[Nate]

Look at that second pitch.

[Kyle]

Hold on.

[Brandon]

Nelson. No. Nelson.

[Geo]

He died in vain.

[Ron]

No, keep Scrolling. Keep scrolling.

[Kyle]

No, I died in.

[Brandon]

No, Nelson, I think y' all are tripping. No, I think she's got.

[Ron]

But didn't. Didn't Lewinsky get a. Oh, man.

[Kyle]

Don't judge old me. That's not fair.

[Brandon]

Nelson. She funny.

[Nate]

Look at him.

[Geo]

Is she flexing this.

[Brandon]

It's got.

[Francis]

Oh yeah.

[Brandon]

This guy to death. What the hell is that flag?

[Geo]

Do you think the next dude that her was nervous?

[Brandon]

He was inside me when he died.

[Ron]

There's a monkey's paw like the ring.

[Geo]

I'll. The last thing I do. All right.

[Ron]

I think you're right. Kb I think she was. She was all right.

[Nate]

Looked all right.

[Tate]

She had a Chongqing ass, I heard.

[Geo]

Oh, yeah.

[Tate]

Great personality, which is what matters.

[Ron]

Just a Chong Ching ass, I think.

[Brandon]

What, what, what do you. What do you think? Was it like doggy style over the desk?

[Geo]

I feel like you can only secretaries on desks, right?

[Brandon]

Or was she like sitting on in his chair?

[Kyle]

So do you think the wife found.

[Brandon]

Out at the funeral? What, heart attack?

[Kyle]

I don't think he would have a heart attack if he's sitting.

[Brandon]

Probably doggy.

[Kyle]

He needed to be physically.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Can we. Can you.

[Kyle]

I've only had heart attack scares in doggy style.

[Brandon]

Marshack was with Rockford on the night of his death and did not phone an ambulance for nearly an hour after his fatal heart. Oh, dude. She's kind of. She kind of stunted on that. She's like, yeah, this guy to death.

[Ron]

Yeah, she had to finish too. Rigor mortis set in.

[Geo]

That was good for her.

[Brandon]

Marsha was named.

[Kyle]

Oh.

[Brandon]

So she made some money. Was left to his wife. Mar. All right, let's get.

[Geo]

Her nickname was Happy.

[Brandon]

Get eyes on Happy.

[Geo]

Yeah, let's see.

[Francis]

Happy.

[Brandon]

See? Oh, okay. He went out.

[Geo]

Large was her middle.

[Brandon]

What the.

[Geo]

Her name was Large.

[Francis]

Large fellow.

[Brandon]

Large fellow.

[Ron]

Large. That's a Christian name.

[Brandon]

Happy.

[Tate]

Beautiful.

[Geo]

She is.

[Ron]

Maybe a couple more pictures.

[Brandon]

Are there still Rockefeller? Is there like a. Is there like a Gen Z Rockefeller on Tick Tock right now?

[Tate]

There's got. Because the. The Gen Z Kennedys are afoot.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Can we. Can we find a rock? What's the youngest Rockefeller?

[Kyle]

A modern day Rockefeller.

[Geo]

Rockefeller near me.

[Tate]

Jay Z.

[Brandon]

How sick would that be to be a Rockefeller?

[Kyle]

Pretty.

[Ron]

So nice.

[Nate]

Yeah. They're kind of losing luster though.

[Brandon]

I know, but the name's still. If someone walked in and was like, hey, I'm John Rockefeller, you'd be like.

[Nate]

Holy John, of course. What about Aiden?

[Kyle]

Any Rockefeller?

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah. What about Colton?

[Tate]

Large March.

[Kyle]

Kid's Name.

[Brandon]

Seth Rockefeller. Seth Rockefeller. Okay. Ariana Rockefeller.

[Ron]

Persian.

[Brandon]

Yeah. She looks feline.

[Ron]

Like a Persian feline.

[Brandon]

Well, I think that's just something that happens if you're like. If so many generations of your family are rich. You just start looking almost like an alien.

[Kyle]

Like a puppet.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Geo]

Oh, she's pretty, I think.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Ron]

The cult that, like, she goes nice places, the dudes become creatures, and then they find lovely wives.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Ron]

And then they. They spoil it, and then the.

[Brandon]

The.

[Ron]

And then they replenish it.

[Brandon]

Camillo Rockefeller. Which one is that? Right or left? Big difference. Yeah, we're house. We're dogs. All right, keep going.

[Ron]

Let's see who else they're billionaire Justin.

[Brandon]

And injury Lock Rock.

[Ron]

And which one is which?

[Tate]

She's pretty.

[Brandon]

Remember?

[TJ]

Dancer turned socialite and CEO in Andre.

[Brandon]

Has proven her business acumen. Is co founder. Stylish luggage brand.

[Nate]

West Virginia. Wait, wait.

[Brandon]

What?

[Nate]

The West Virginia senator. Oh, Jay Rock.

[Brandon]

Oh, okay. They're good.

[Kyle]

Rockefeller's got to West Virginia.

[Geo]

He was a senator for a long time.

[Brandon]

Adam Rockefeller. Okay, that's. Now we're getting into.

[TJ]

She's Eileen. He's Rockefeller. Growled.

[Geo]

Grow old.

[TJ]

He took her. She. He took her last name. Oh, but this is suggesting. Wait, wait.

[Brandon]

No, no, no, you're wrong.

[Kyle]

Took his mom's.

[Nate]

Well, they had a pencils event.

[Geo]

We got to go to the pencil gala.

[Brandon]

But that's what you do when you're that rich. You don't have anything to do. So you're like, yeah, I'll go to the pencil fundraiser.

[Geo]

There's so many fake events for rich people for them to be occupied.

[Ron]

I can't believe they're in West Virginia, though. West Virginia is coming up so hard.

[Nate]

Nah, the opposite.

[Geo]

Yeah. It's worse than it's ever been.

[Nate]

Everyone with skills is leaving 20 of.

[Ron]

Like, all the college football championships are from West Virginia.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah, that. That. The. The three counties.

[Ron]

Yeah, three counties.

[Brandon]

That one coaching trees. Jimbo got. That was a little much to add, Jimbo.

[Ron]

It was, but still, it showed how strong they are.

[Brandon]

I know, but it was like. Did you see that? Tick tock.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And it was like. And then this county. Jimbo.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Well, he's got one. Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Ron]

How close is that to Wheeling? Those three counties?

[Geo]

Pretty close.

[Nate]

What were the three counties like?

[Geo]

Mononga Halo.

[Nate]

Like an hour.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Cradle of coaches.

[Ron]

That's pretty. That's sick.

[Tate]

IUP had Sirianni and this Indiana guy.

[Brandon]

Yeah, whatever.

[Ron]

That's Signetti. They had it. Signetti. You got j.

[Tate]

Well, adjacent.

[Geo]

Close.

[Brandon]

It's like Maxion is the cradle of coaches too.

[Ron]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

Like, like Saban started there. Urban Meyer started there. Sean McVeigh played there. Like a lot of coaches come from action because I think it's just pure football. It's not. It's not good football. It's pure football.

[Ron]

Yeah, it's football, right?

[Geo]

Or is that just where everybody gets their start regardless?

[Brandon]

That too me.

[Geo]

It's like saying preschool's a genius factory.

[Brandon]

That's true. Nothing you said was wrong.

[Ron]

Maria Montessori is a genius. Should I try and get J. Will in here? I think I got to record with him.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Or I could just go record with him.

[Geo]

Where's Francis?

[Brandon]

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[Ron]

Yes. What, so what, what, what ideas do.

[Brandon]

We need to tj what do we got to figure out?

[TJ]

So for Plinko, we're going to put a bunch, a couple of envelopes into each Plinko spot. We'll spin the wheel to see who gets to drop a puck. They'll drop a puck, they'll open the envelope. That's something they got to do in San Francisco next week.

[Brandon]

Okay, so what are some things you can do in San Francisco?

[TJ]

So like in 2021, we had like Nick wore a LeBron jersey the whole time. Kyle dressed like a skater and got a spray tan. I think Owen had to like do catch up on the Hollywood Walk of Fame or something like that. I forget what the.

[Brandon]

I would like someone, someone to dress as Steve Jobs all week.

[Nate]

I like dressing.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah. The black, the jeans and black turtleneck, little round glasses. Little round glasses.

[Nate]

I love that.

[Brandon]

You like that.

[Ron]

I love that. That's Beautiful.

[Nate]

Maybe something with alter our images.

[Ron]

Shoes. Shoes tied together for like a week or something like that.

[Brandon]

Bro, get the out of here.

[Ron]

The entire week? No, for the entire week.

[Brandon]

Just.

[Ron]

Or like.

[Kyle]

How about.

[Brandon]

How about just the entire week?

[Ron]

How about 30,000. 30,000 step bastards?

[Brandon]

Oh, no, I like the steps.

[Kyle]

I don't hate that one.

[Ron]

30,000 step bastards for.

[Kyle]

Actually, good for you.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Yeah, it's good for you. And you get to see a beautiful city.

[Brandon]

Okay, so 30,000 steps.

[Kyle]

You got to hit 30,000 during the week or.

[Ron]

No, no. Every day.

[Kyle]

Every goddamn day.

[Ron]

You just said you were with it.

[Kyle]

I was with it for the week.

[Geo]

What about just one day?

[Kyle]

That's not. It's not that many for a week.

[Brandon]

What about. No. How about this? How about 100,000 steps for the week?

[Geo]

I like that.

[Ron]

That's.

[Brandon]

That way you can. You can procrastinate if you want to.

[Ron]

Or you could take. I mean. But 20,000 step day is an insane day.

[Brandon]

I know.

[Kyle]

So.

[Ron]

So you have to have five. Yeah. That's amazing.

[Brandon]

Okay. 100,000 step week. Steve Jobs.

[Kyle]

We could do a Kate date.

[Brandon]

Kate date.

[Tate]

Yeah. I already have a plan.

[Brandon]

I would like someone to make us rice. A Roni.

[Tate]

I have that written down.

[Brandon]

No food.

[Tate]

What about what's on the earthquakes? I was thinking there's neighborhoods like the Tenderloins.

[Geo]

You don't want to go in there.

[Kyle]

What? Do you.

[Tate]

Not uphill. No.

[Brandon]

So what do you think someone could. No, never mind.

[Tate]

We're.

[Brandon]

That's a bad idea.

[Tate]

Broadcasting out of the year.

[Brandon]

I don't want to say it.

[Kyle]

You.

[Brandon]

I'll text it to you if you say it.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Ron]

Go gay. Go heroin free. A bird from, like, a petsmart.

[Tate]

We're a block from an Ikea. I don't know if that sparks anything. There's a children's museum next door. You have to go by yourself. With no kids. Oh, no. That's not funny.

[TJ]

Full house. House. Is there. Alcatraz Is there.

[Kyle]

Someone has to get aids.

[Ron]

What?

[Brandon]

Dude, come on. You're right.

[Geo]

You're right.

[Brandon]

That's up.

[Geo]

No.

[Brandon]

Why would you say that? I don't know.

[Geo]

It just came to me.

[Brandon]

A lot of people died.

[Geo]

This was a safe space.

[Ron]

That is a good idea, though.

[Kyle]

Could you. Your aid.

[Geo]

Your aid.

[Brandon]

Oh, your aid.

[Geo]

Wait a minute.

[Kyle]

Wouldn't. Wouldn't your sister technically be.

[Geo]

Oh, yeah, she's there.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

No.

[Geo]

Good idea, Brandon.

[Brandon]

Good idea, Brandon.

[Geo]

Harvey milk.

[Kyle]

Oh, Doubtfire. Oh, we talked about downfire.

[Brandon]

Someone has to doubt fire for a day. How many slots do we need?

[Kyle]

Downfire for a day.

[TJ]

Like there's eight, nine of you.

[Brandon]

So. Okay, we got a lot.

[TJ]

27. 20, 20.

[Ron]

Is there like a good die?

[Brandon]

27.

[TJ]

What if we all. If you each do three things.

[Brandon]

We have to do three things.

[TJ]

I don't know how. It's up to you guys.

[Kyle]

One, one.

[Brandon]

We just got one thing that's.

[Kyle]

We overkilled it last time.

[Brandon]

Yeah. All right, so here's what we got. 100,000 steps. Doubt fire for a day, Steve Jobs for a week. And this is just on the show, so you can, you can get off Steve Jobs. You just got to be Steve Jobs on the show.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Brandon]

You gotta be Doubtfire on the show.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Okay. That's how many.

[Ron]

If you do 10,000 step or 100,000.

[Brandon]

Steps on the show, that's. So that's three.

[Geo]

Alcatraz.

[Kyle]

Something with San Francisco Giants.

[Geo]

Could you be a Giant Jersey? Can we do something with Steve Giant.

[Kyle]

Having his hair dyed?

[Tate]

What about San Francisco wet? You got to get. Get in the water at the Golden Gate Bridge.

[TJ]

No, I said the reason I suggested having more is because if you're gonna spin the wheel for who gets to drop a puck, the same person can come up more than once.

[Brandon]

No, we'll all not drop one puck.

[TJ]

This is gonna be like a 10 minute episode, though.

[Brandon]

No, we'll yak also.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

Well, yeah.

[Ron]

How about, like touch a seal? There's all those seals out there.

[Brandon]

We can even do Donnie's. We. We could do Donnie's presentation for Friday's show.

[Francis]

Okay.

[TJ]

This is. This was supposed to be like a full episode thing that. This is what they.

[Geo]

What?

[Brandon]

Okay, we're in. We're in trouble.

[Kyle]

Let's do this.

[Geo]

All fair.

[Brandon]

Yeah, but we keep saying we're doing off air.

[Geo]

We're here all day.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Ron]

Like a death by chocolate or something like that. Oh, dear. Deli.

[TJ]

That's what it is.

[Tate]

I had diarrhea there once.

[Kyle]

They still have. They still have. They do trolleys.

[Geo]

Yes.

[Tate]

Oh, yeah.

[Nate]

Streetcars.

[Tate]

Yep.

[Ron]

How about like 20 or like 5 hours on us on street?

[Kyle]

Yeah, like all day trolley.

[Ron]

All day trolley. Or like three hour trial? Four hour trial.

[Brandon]

Someone naturally has to say, cut it out four times an episode.

[Kyle]

Oh, show me Gladstone. I'd be Gladstone just to do it.

[Ron]

Twin Peaks over there.

[Kyle]

Okay. All right, hold on. Can we do an Uncle Jesse, Joey, Gladstone?

[Tate]

Full house.

[Geo]

Can we do Steve Young? We can only wear a shirt with Che as a baby.

[Ron]

Right, but it's a Young shirt, too.

[Geo]

Like a really short baby shirt. Yeah, some like that doesn't.

[Brandon]

All right, we'll.

[Kyle]

We'll figure it.

[Ron]

I got.

[Kyle]

We got.

[Brandon]

Francis, come in.

[Ron]

We got a decent start to come in. He's not answering.

[Brandon]

He didn't answer me either.

[Kyle]

Did he leave him. I mean, he. He didn't leave.

[Brandon]

Oh, he's on Macrodos.

[Kyle]

He's on Macrodosing.

[Tate]

You got to go down. What's that twisty street?

[Geo]

Lombard roller skates.

[Tate]

Roller skate down Lombard.

[Brandon]

San Francisco is awesome.

[Geo]

It's really cool.

[Tate]

Can't wait.

[Kyle]

Gotta carry a slinky.

[Tate]

You see the Alcatraz coyote?

[Nate]

No.

[Tate]

Everybody was concerned. This. This coyote went swimming into the bay.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Tate]

And they're like, it's gonna drown. And then it made it to Alcatraz, and now it just lives there. And they've been seeing it everywhere.

[Geo]

How's it like eating?

[Tate]

I guess there's a ton of. He's, like, eating great because he's the only coyote on elk. It's kind of sad.

[Kyle]

So I have to hunt down the rest.

[Tate]

You gotta find, maybe wrestle the Alcatraz coyote. Could be an easy one.

[Kyle]

Domesticate him, Love him.

[Geo]

Could utilize the seals somehow.

[Tate]

There's also been a mountain lion running around downtown and stuff that people have been like. They get home from the bar and this mountain lion has been, like, on their porch and stuff.

[Geo]

They have a great Chinatown.

[Tate]

Good. Chinatown. It's right near where we're.

[Geo]

I got my first kimono there.

[Tate]

Really?

[Kyle]

Yeah. Okay, well, we could have kimono day.

[Geo]

Spend all my birthday money on it.

[Brandon]

Let's search what to do in San Francisco.

[Geo]

Blue with a dragon. You like dragons, Brandon?

[Kyle]

I do. I saw. I saw an AI One yesterday.

[Geo]

A white one.

[Brandon]

What if someone's got to go find.

[Geo]

A one backed into a corner?

[Kyle]

There's one backs into a corner.

[Brandon]

Yeah. We'll find a park and make 100 threes for Steph Curry. And a Steph Curry jersey.

[Geo]

Not a bad idea.

[Brandon]

That would be good.

[Geo]

Oh, my God.

[Nate]

I like scavengers.

[Geo]

12 hours.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nate]

I like things that you can consume.

[Brandon]

You can make little videos throughout the week. Explore the Gate and Golden Gate Bridge. Okay.

[Nate]

Okay.

[Brandon]

From all angles.

[Kyle]

I want one of those.

[TJ]

Somebody has to cross the Golden Gate.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah. No can walk across. All right. Write these down. TJ you writing them down? Oh, yeah.

[Tate]

Walk across the bridge, Kyle. Don't you want to see what one tastes like?

[Nate]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

Someone has to walk across the bridge and vlog it.

[Geo]

Do you want to taste the bridge?

[Nate]

I. I guess I do. Yeah.

[Brandon]

You got to taste it. I've tasted it. Multiple times.

[Tate]

Something with fortune cookies.

[Kyle]

What could you do with the word 49?

[Ron]

Er.

[Brandon]

No, it's delicious.

[Geo]

You could say 49 words that end.

[Brandon]

Oh, that's from the rock. All right. That's just them again. Stunning beaches. Get lost in all the diversional collection.

[TJ]

You could go, didn't Kate interview the full house house? Yeah, Recreate Kate's full house House interview.

[Tate]

Probably the worst piece of content genuinely I've ever done.

[Kyle]

Oh, can we reviewed the house. Can we recreate the full house opening?

[Tate]

Oh, running across the field.

[Kyle]

Yeah. And R in the.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Geo]

Can we have. That could be like Jack opening.

[Brandon]

That could be like. Four people can do that. Yeah, four people will get that.

[Kyle]

So if somebody hits that, we. We wheel for three more people.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Yeah.

[TJ]

Recreate full house intro.

[Brandon]

Yes. Love that. Does Chad have any ideas? I think maybe Kyle just has to get tanned and drunk again.

[Francis]

Please.

[Nate]

Yes.

[Geo]

What?

[TJ]

I want to do blackout.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Spray tan blackout. But only can Kyle can win that one.

[Geo]

I think anybody can.

[Brandon]

10:00Am yeah, the show is at 10:00am.

[TJ]

Do spray tan blackout can be optional. Should we do the Steph Curry thing? Like.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Last time having nick in a LeBron jersey was like, it wreaked at the end.

[Brandon]

Well, no, I think it's just you have to wear a Steph Curry jersey and go make 103 full uniform. Yeah.

[TJ]

Your threes. Steph Curry jersey.

[Kyle]

God, at this point in my life, that would take me four hours.

[Brandon]

It would take a long time.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah.

[TJ]

Wayo everywhere. Alcatraz something.

[Kyle]

Wayo's the driverless car.

[Brandon]

Swim to Alcatraz.

[Kyle]

Is that even legal?

[Tate]

There's a big nude beach by the bridge.

[Geo]

Really?

[Tate]

Yep.

[Geo]

Do you have to be nude yourself?

[Kyle]

Is it active this time of year?

[Tate]

Probably all year.

[TJ]

People are beach boys.

[Tate]

Golden Gate park is huge. I don't know if there's anything fun in there.

[Brandon]

Smoke a joint outside of the Grateful Dead house.

[Geo]

That'd be cool.

[Kyle]

Oh, I definitely do some something grateful left something.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Listen to a full show. Fine, I will. Damn it. All right, guys, I guess I'll do that.

[Tate]

What if we each had to bring. Well, this isn't like one item from Chinatown or something. Like, we each had to find something for gift exchange. Like a gift exchange. Chinatown gift exchange right there.

[Brandon]

That's a good idea.

[Tate]

That's not really Plinko.

[Kyle]

No, that can be.

[Tate]

What's that?

[TJ]

Go buy gifts.

[Kyle]

Oh, one person.

[Brandon]

Person buys gifts forever.

[Tate]

Oh. For everybody.

[Brandon]

I like that.

[Kyle]

Does it have to be for Chinatown?

[Tate]

Yeah, I guess.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Tate]

I mean, it's close and it's kind. That would make it easier.

[Brandon]

It's like the best Chinatown.

[Geo]

Yeah, it is the best.

[TJ]

They're also Japan town.

[Kyle]

Or is. Yes, yes.

[Brandon]

I think it's the number three ranked Japan town.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it's not.

[Geo]

It's up there though.

[Kyle]

And play. Anybody.

[Brandon]

Take steroids for Barry Bonds?

[Geo]

That would be cool.

[Brandon]

Yes, we'll do that in. All right.

[Kyle]

We'll. We're getting there. We got more ideas right now than we think we got.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Geo]

Hey, you guys remember Stephen Shea, the guy on vacation?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Geo]

Hope he's having a good time.

[Brandon]

He takes a lot of vacations.

[Nate]

Is he doing like a 15 day excursion?

[Kyle]

He takes a ton of vacation.

[Brandon]

He's in San Francisco. He's been in San Francisco for two days now.

[Geo]

I. I think he does do four vacations a year. Good on him.

[Brandon]

Which. Yeah, no, I mean, this is the, like, I guess we have unlimited PT time. What is it? Pto.

[Kyle]

No.

[Geo]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

Which is.

[Geo]

Well, I think in like real corporate world, that's fake.

[Brandon]

Well, they use it. They use it against people. Like they. They give you unlimited so that you can't accrue. And then people feel pressure not to take it.

[Geo]

Right.

[Brandon]

Which is. That is. That's not the Casey. No, except Steven does take a lot of vacations.

[Kyle]

This one's crazy. Like, we're going out there Sunday. He left on Tuesday.

[Brandon]

Yeah, well, it's his 40th birthday and.

[Kyle]

Then he's going to be out there next week with us.

[Geo]

So. Yeah, he's gone for a while.

[Tate]

Oh, add because he said he's like. Does anyone want to go looking for pine cones with me? You have to go looking. Put pine cones with Che on them.

[Brandon]

Oh, take a picture with the redwood.

[TJ]

Try and find redwood. Or you could do like, Che has to bring a pine cone. You have to beat his pine cone or something.

[Kyle]

Pine cone competition. That's a redwood pine cone competition with Che.

[Tate]

That'll put asses in sea.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah. We're really getting to the good stuff now.

[Francis]

All right.

[TJ]

Touch a redwood.

[Kyle]

We're doing all San Francisco stuff when we did la. Well, some of the stuff we did.

[Brandon]

Wasn'T la, like, just random.

[Kyle]

I wore ankle weights. Okay.

[TJ]

And I got tattoos.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah, that's right. You wanted it, though. Yeah, yeah. Oh, Che got the apostle.

[Brandon]

I want to get some more tattoos.

[Geo]

Nick, let's get this guy back in here.

[Brandon]

I know, but I got to figure out where to put him. Doesn't want to put it.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I was gonna say it, but I don't Say it as good as you.

[Brandon]

We want to put it.

[Kyle]

I was gonna say it.

[Tate]

I feel like here is cool on.

[Brandon]

Guys and where you want to.

[Kyle]

Where you got. You got them both on your wrist.

[Brandon]

I have one here and then two on my arm, so I think another one on my arm. I don't know. I gotta figure it out.

[TJ]

How hard would it be to get into McCovey Cove this time of year?

[Geo]

The water.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Kayak until it's probably very cold.

[Tate]

What's McCovey Cove?

[Kyle]

It's outside the baseball stadium where Barry Bonds with his home runs. Their teams are The Giants, the 49ers, the Warriors.

[TJ]

Warriors play Tuesday night in the city.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, get kicked out of the warriors game.

[Geo]

Streak of. What are, like, some big episodes of Full House that we could, like, recreate the plot, something.

[Kyle]

Well, Michelle got amnesia one time.

[Geo]

D.J.

[TJ]

Almost like an Olsen twins thing.

[Kyle]

D.J. almost Viber.

[Brandon]

D.J.

[Nate]

D.J. Tanner.

[Kyle]

D.J. passed out one time.

[Geo]

Kyle, do you want to do a set real dark?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Do a dark set.

[Nate]

Spray tan and do my, like.

[Geo]

Oh, yeah. D.J.

[Tate]

Tanner.

[Geo]

We're gonna have to do Danny Tanner. Maybe we could pull a Kimmy and just, like, walk onto someone's set or something. Interrupts walking to someone's.

[TJ]

Should we have two people? Olsen twin.

[Tate]

The dog was.

[Geo]

Oh, my God.

[Tate]

Oh, Olson twin.

[TJ]

They have to dress the same for the week.

[Geo]

I like that.

[Kyle]

I don't hate that.

[Brandon]

The countdown. 18th birthday. That was so.

[Geo]

Was that a thing that was like.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah. Oh, it was fucking weird.

[Kyle]

It was only trl.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nate]

I remember being like a baby and like, this.

[Brandon]

Yeah. It was very uncomfortable.

[TJ]

Is that for Britney, too?

[Kyle]

Yeah, they did it for a lot of them.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Geo]

Did they do it for like.

[Brandon]

That's so weird to think about Justin Timberlake.

[Kyle]

No, we were.

[Geo]

Nobody's calling dudes.

[Kyle]

It was a different time.

[Geo]

Like, it was sexual or like.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah. What else?

[Kyle]

Would it finally be an adult?

[Brandon]

No. Yeah.

[Geo]

The old gentleman are finally signing up for the draft.

[Brandon]

They did a countdown to 15 in Mississippi.

[TJ]

Oh, yeah.

[Geo]

They kept on miscounting. They would struggle after 10.

[Brandon]

What is. What? What? I don't want to ask this, but what is it?

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Geo]

Good answer. Not really good answer.

[Brandon]

Great answer. Yeah, it would. Would it shock us?

[Kyle]

I think it's six family.

[Brandon]

Oh, it would shock.

[Kyle]

I think it's 16. What are we talking about legal consent to.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I think.

[Brandon]

How is it not 18 everywhere, by the way?

[Kyle]

I think it's 16 in more places than you think.

[Brandon]

That's. That's Bothersome.

[Tate]

I think in certain states you could still like marry at 14. Oh, what you're like lobbying for.

[Brandon]

Yeah, there's definitely one state. We're not talking about that. It's gonna be like 13, by the way.

[Kyle]

That should be federalized.

[Brandon]

Yes, it should be 18 everywhere. What do we do?

[Kyle]

Alcohol's federalized.

[Nate]

Should be older than 8, I think.

[Geo]

Should be 20. You have to at least be with.

[Kyle]

A parent if you're with an 18 year old girl.

[Brandon]

16. Oh, okay. That's not good. But it's not terrible. What? Can you show us a map? I don't want to see a map.

[Nate]

But there's a bad.

[Geo]

We can't be doing this.

[Nate]

There's a little animated guy gathering information.

[Geo]

Pull up the map and keep it on those two. It's like Wisconsin.

[Kyle]

They have to bring their parent.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Geo]

Until they're 18.

[Brandon]

Parents to watch.

[Kyle]

Or Joe Gal.

[Brandon]

Let me do an ad real quick. TJ, no.

[TJ]

Dark blues. 16.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[TJ]

Murky green is 7. Murky green is 18.

[Geo]

Okay, so Illinois.

[Brandon]

16.

[TJ]

Wait, yeah.

[Nate]

What?

[Brandon]

No, no.

[Kyle]

Blue is 16. Olive is 17. Light green is 18.

[Brandon]

Oh, I see.

[Kyle]

So California.

[Brandon]

I was confused. California's 18 and that's it though. 16 is the lowest.

[Kyle]

The south is 16.

[Brandon]

That's good though. I thought there was going to be a 14 in there.

[Kyle]

Where did you think that was?

[Brandon]

I don't know. You know the.

[Nate]

I didn't even think of that.

[Brandon]

You like Idaho? Could be like 13. Be like. What the is Idaho doing?

[Geo]

I'm shocked there's not one out. Yeah, enough of this.

[Brandon]

See what. What are we doing?

[Tate]

Speaking of.

[Geo]

Don'T sort by age ascending.

[Kyle]

Get out of here. I'm peeing.

[Tate]

Pallet cleanser. Pallet cleanser.

[Brandon]

Jesus Christ.

[Tate]

Weather. Weather in the US we already covered it.

[Geo]

Where the is Francis?

[Tate]

You guys ever use cruise control?

[Geo]

Didn't Francis have a song about the ages of each?

[Tate]

Oh, yeah, probably.

[Brandon]

Yeah. That's your guys fault for bringing up Mary Kate in this.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Tate]

I like the idea that two people having to dress the same all week though.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[TJ]

I mean twins challenge.

[Brandon]

I mean the like the 90s were wild, man. 90s early 2000s.

[Tate]

Yeah. I feel like everyone's shocked that Britney Spears went crazy, but I feel like looking at what like listening to the questions the press would ask her and stuff. I'm like, oh, of course you went.

[Brandon]

Crazy like Monica Linsky getting like brutally slut shamed. Yeah, like every late night host, every rapper crazy like like Jay Leno would be like, all right, we got our 10 minutes. On that slut for, like, two months straight.

[Geo]

Talk show hosts used to be weird around, like, celeb women, too. Yeah, it's like, next segments about feeling your titties.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I miss those times.

[Geo]

We've been good on days.

[Brandon]

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[Geo]

That's really. We've really hit a wall.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Geo]

I like it when the office is a buzz like this.

[Tate]

I know.

[Brandon]

Crazy. It's great.

[Tate]

I like catching up with everybody. I like when the New York office people are here.

[TJ]

I do.

[Tate]

Good buzz, a good vibe.

[Brandon]

Oh, I got some for you guys. I've. Donnie's fucked me, chef. Donnie has fucked me. I got the blue light glasses to help, but I have been beasting before bed every night.

[Nate]

Are you watching Mr. Beast?

[Brandon]

I'm watching Mr. Beast.

[Nate]

What is watchable, right?

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Geo]

Were you doing it before you got the glasses?

[Brandon]

No, I never even. I probably had watched maybe one or two MrBeast videos in my life until he said, don't beast before bed. And like a parent telling you not to do something, don't touch the hot stove. I've been beasting before bed.

[Geo]

Is it good? I've never seen a Mr.

[Nate]

Beast video.

[Brandon]

I. So I'm watching the. The show the Beast.

[Tate]

Oh, yeah.

[Nate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And he's a psychological menace.

[Geo]

Mr. Beast.

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Nate]

What is the premise of the show?

[Brandon]

It's like 500 people, and then they get down to one person for $5 million. But some of the things he has these people doing are crazy. Like, there was a challenge, I think I'm on tj. Are you familiar with the Beast game?

[TJ]

I watched the first season. I haven't watched the second.

[Brandon]

Was the first season. I might have accidentally been watching the first season, not realized it was the first season. The one where they, they put them, they put them in threes into a box. Yeah, yeah.

[TJ]

And then only one.

[Brandon]

Yes.

[TJ]

Leave the box. And they had to decide who knows.

[Brandon]

Two can leave the box.

[TJ]

One of them has to kill themselves.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Three people in the box and one of them has to handcuff themselves to the wal.

[TJ]

But if they don't decide who they're.

[Brandon]

All three, all three are eliminated.

[TJ]

So one of them has to six hours to decide. With nothing to gain, one of them has to sacrifice themselves for the other.

[Nate]

Like phenomenal show.

[Brandon]

It's, it's just.

[Geo]

Well, he ripped it off from Squid game which was like look how up society's become. And just like I gotta make that real.

[Brandon]

But he's always putting people into like these existential spots where it's like you're the captain of 50 people and I'll give you a million dollars to eliminate all 50 people but you get to stay. And so like all these people, that's.

[Geo]

Like a no brain million.

[Brandon]

They didn't do it.

[Nate]

Stuff like that.

[Geo]

What?

[TJ]

There's a lot of morality on this.

[Geo]

On this they're strangers.

[Brandon]

Because the other thing is you have to go back to like if you win the million dollars and you're back in the game now, you're, no one's gonna trust you for the rest of the game.

[Tate]

You have a million dollars.

[Brandon]

Right. I agree.

[TJ]

It's like the most over stimulating competition reality show I've ever seen.

[Nate]

So every scene is very, every five.

[TJ]

Minutes there's the most crucial decision of the game and it keeps getting bigger. It's, it's a lot.

[Geo]

That's beast man.

[TJ]

Beast beasting.

[Brandon]

I've just been beasting too much.

[Nate]

What would happen if a show like Survivor made the prize a billion dollars?

[Brandon]

People would actually kill each other.

[Geo]

That would be interesting.

[Nate]

That would change everything.

[Brandon]

I mean Mr. Beast will get there.

[TJ]

One of the episodes is a Survivor crossover.

[Brandon]

Yeah. I mean he's like, he's giving away like a million dollars an episode. So he's probably over the course of the whole games he's probably giving away like 10, $15 million.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

He's gon up and up.

[Nate]

I want to see the next step.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nate]

Where it's money that's not million like you can conceive of and it's not going to completely free up your life.

[Brandon]

Right.

[Nate]

But a billion.

[Brandon]

Billion.

[Nate]

But if the Prize was a 100 million.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Cuz then you could over anyone for anything and never have to worry again.

[Nate]

Right.

[Brandon]

Like, a million dollars is nice, but, like, you still have to. You can't retire.

[Francis]

No.

[Geo]

You can get your mom a house.

[Brandon]

Right. And also.

[Nate]

But if implicating.

[Brandon]

TJ, also, I have a question about the beast. Mr. Beast. The other guys that are just there, what are they? His boys. They just. They're just. That's just what they do.

[Geo]

Oh, he has a crew.

[TJ]

I think, like, some of them were YouTubers and then became more just involved with him. They just like our characters in his world.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that's the part that's uncomfortable is like, while I'm watching this. So they have these guys, like, going up in like. Like creating these.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Moral quandaries. And so this person is in an existential crisis trying to figure it out. And then just one of his boys will come up and be like, did you fart? And that would be it. It was like, what? What was that?

[TJ]

It's the Beast Boys.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nate]

The Beast figured out how to appeal to. Are you watching these alone?

[Brandon]

I have been, yes.

[Geo]

Are you afraid to get caught? And your wife walks in your room. You like my phone real quick, switching on a game.

[Tate]

Beasting in there again.

[Kyle]

It was porn, I swear.

[Brandon]

Well, it's like the last three days, my wife has been under the weather. She's been sleeping in another room. So then. So I've just been beasting alone. I'm gonna try with Stella. She's just laying there and I'm just beasting.

[Kyle]

Oh, you based around your dog?

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah. She loves it. You should try.

[Nate]

I'm try.

[Brandon]

It's. It's addict. And it's. They. They do the. I mean, mean, you can't stop because everything is a cliffhanger. Every episode, Jimmy's master watching. I'm like, oh, I'll only watch, like, the first five minutes of the next episode. And then, boom, you're right back into a cliffhanger.

[Geo]

Everything.

[Brandon]

You know, you've been beasting for four hours.

[Geo]

Every video he puts out is like, the next big thing has he missed. Like, this one sucks. Good question, tj, you lost all your money.

[TJ]

I think I've seen some stuff with him being like, this one wasn't what we wanted it to be. Or like. I mean, like, he says that his main page videos, they're all now just like. Like the Beast games. Like, one moral dilemma. It'll be like, these two X's were locked handcuffed together for a month. Can they make it out? And they each win a hundred Thousand dollars or something. Like, like he keeps doing these like moral dilemma ones. And I think sometimes it's just like if the two people he picks for the video don't work for the video.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[TJ]

The whole video is not going to be like he can't.

[Brandon]

Like I saw the one where he locked his buddy in a gym for.

[TJ]

He was just like a strange. I want like lose 100 pounds in.

[Geo]

A year and you win 500 up dying mid video.

[Francis]

Right?

[Brandon]

Whoa.

[Tate]

On a beast video.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[TJ]

But that guy did lose 100 pounds and now he's like one of the beast boys.

[Geo]

Like he's, he's one of the beast boys.

[Brandon]

I want someone to.

[Geo]

I was going Beasty boys. Similar way of life.

[Tate]

Little older, I guess.

[Brandon]

I've been watching that. And Landman. You guys watch Landman?

[Geo]

Oh, it's so funny.

[Brandon]

You.

[Kyle]

His clip about. It's very funny.

[Brandon]

It's.

[Geo]

It's about being mad at your hot ass wife at dinner.

[Brandon]

Yeah. And also like an entire ad for why oil actually is good.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Geo]

Oh yeah.

[Brandon]

And. And Tommy Lee Jones is like a, he's like a Texan Yoda. Every single thing he says is like.

[Geo]

A Billy Bob Thornton.

[Brandon]

Same thing.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Geo]

Every single one. It's an argument at dinner and then.

[Brandon]

He has like a one liner that.

[Geo]

You'Re like, damn, the wife wants to make tapas. He's like, why are the plates little?

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Francis]

And then it's just.

[Geo]

She cries. They make out at the pool. His hot wife back to the fields.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Geo]

Somebody gets their hand cut off. His daughter a quarterback.

[Brandon]

Oil thing. Oil rig blows up.

[Geo]

Then he has a Dr. Pepper.

[Brandon]

Cigarette and then he's just like, another tough day.

[Geo]

How was your day, hun? I don't want to talk about it. She cries at dinner.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Geo]

Episode three.

[Kyle]

The clip you had of talking about the. The clip where his daughter's like, yeah, he me daddy. But. But we got an agreement. He can come on me, but not in me.

[Nate]

Yeah.

[Geo]

And he's just like, I'm getting a Dr. Pepper.

[Nate]

That was actually in the show.

[Brandon]

That was verbatim the scene.

[Tate]

God.

[Brandon]

Yeah. And it's like every day is like the most action packed thing ever. And he comes home and his wife's like, how was your day? He's like, I can't talk about it because he like got in a fight with the cartel for 17 hours. And she's like, why won't you tell me anything? Fine, we'll.

[Kyle]

I only watch it through tick tock. But they added Sam Elliott.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Oh, I'm I just started season two.

[Geo]

Sam Elliott's always floating in the pool with his jeans.

[Brandon]

It's a good watch.

[Geo]

Every. Every time it's like, where's dad? And it's at dinner.

[Francis]

He's in and he's wearing jeans.

[Geo]

He's floating in the pool in jeans.

[Tate]

I gotta watch this show good.

[Brandon]

Ally Larder's the hot wife.

[Geo]

It's teetering on like, Blake blatant propaganda.

[Brandon]

Yo. It's. It's like the only, like, breakup of everything we've described is like, every, you know, like, two episodes. The lawyer will be like, I don't think this is right. And he's like, listen, honey, we've been doing this for hundreds of years, and if you want to stop the whole world, go for it, but it ain't stopping for you. That's like oils unnecessary.

[Nate]

Is this set in modern day?

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Nate]

West Texas.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Brandon]

It's like.

[Geo]

Yeah, Midland.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nate]

Worst place in the world's worst place in the country.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Midland and Odessa. Yeah.

[Tate]

Is this like modern day Dallas then?

[Brandon]

But yeah, it's.

[Geo]

I think it's borderline. A comedy.

[Brandon]

It is very close to a comedy. Yeah, it's good.

[Geo]

I can't get enough land, man.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Have you finished?

[Geo]

The whole second season was really bad. I tapered off. But then I heard they really landed the plane on the last episode, so I gotta get there.

[Tate]

I feel like Billy Bob's having a big, big comeback. That country. That hot country girl made a song about him, and he was in the music video.

[Geo]

So is he your ideal guy?

[Tate]

Kind of.

[Geo]

Okay, that's.

[Kyle]

Was.

[Geo]

That's a project for her.

[Tate]

Yeah, that's more of a sugar mama thing. If I was wealthy and alone, I could. I could fix it.

[Geo]

Flip them like a house.

[Nate]

Billy Bob Thornton.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Nate]

He was disgusting 30 years ago.

[Geo]

Jolie just licking his body on red.

[Tate]

Carpets instead of black vials of blood, Right?

[Geo]

Yeah. And then, like, he was, like, trying to be in an interview. She was licking him and she was like, we in the car. He's like, shut up.

[Tate]

That's what's so hot.

[Geo]

Prime Angeli to Jolie licking his entire body. I can't get enough of him.

[Tate]

He's in a phone commercial. He's. He's doing it all.

[Brandon]

And his wife is so much hotter than he is.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Geo]

And he hates.

[Tate]

She's always been.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Geo]

Brandon, you'd love it.

[Brandon]

You would. You should watch it.

[Kyle]

I. I tried to watch all this guy's shows. Taylor Sheridan, right? Yeah, I tried to watch.

[Nate]

Oh, it's Taylor Sheridan.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's his next project. I tried to watch Yellowstone. I watched about a season and a half, and then I just realized these people are fucking ridiculous.

[Geo]

Yellowstone's a show for guys to watch with their girlfriends to feel like they're.

[Francis]

Not watching a chick.

[Kyle]

Yeah. But even this, this is like they have a cow ranch and they're fighting. They're out there fighting with machine guns.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Like, they're. They're cattle ranchers and they're like, fighting these giant corporations and there's murder and there's all this. They're cattle ranchers.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Tate]

A guy with a hot blonde wife that's way hotter than him and way out of his league. Something you certainly.

[Francis]

It's just.

[Geo]

It's not related to that.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Geo]

A Southern man.

[Tate]

Yeah. Way out of his league. It's not. It's hard to take it seriously.

[Kyle]

All right, I was just.

[Geo]

Brandon, your life might be a Taylor Sheridan show.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I talked to him.

[Geo]

Where's Mama?

[Brandon]

That cliffhanger dramatic drone shot of him just driving it at three in the morning.

[Geo]

Dude, you're a pack of cigarettes away. You got your big ass truck.

[Brandon]

Get your call about Tommy every now and then. Oh, Tommy.

[Kyle]

He's what?

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

God damn it, Mama. I just started payments on the damn thing. Well, get rid of the dog then.

[Geo]

Tommy did what, man?

[Kyle]

Tommy. The other night I got home and he had a hundred dollars. I don't know, Hawaii got. I think he did some. Probably big cat did some work, he did some chores, and he had $100. He said, dad, can you take me to this grocery store so I can buy me some snacks? I said, yeah, Tommy, if you don't spend your money on snacks, go for it. And we go up there and he buys a bag of barbecue chips, five Dr. Peppers, a rack of ribs, a watermelon, two cantaloupes. I took a picture of the cart. It was just. He just bought the most recent.

[Nate]

Is this at the gas station?

[Kyle]

No, the grocery store.

[Geo]

He spent his.

[Kyle]

He spent his $100. He ended up spending 115. I covered the 15, but he spent his hundred dollars. Bunch of sodas, some Dr. Peppers, one bag of chips. He got some healthy stuff. He got some cantaloupe, some watermelon and a rack of ribs.

[Tate]

Uncooked?

[Kyle]

Uncooked.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I have no idea how he's. I guess he's gonna get his mama to cook them for him, but he just. I said, tommy, I get the snacks, but why the ribs? He says, I don't mind that. I like ribs.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nate]

When I was 14, like, the only thing I wanted was groceries.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's. That's what he wants, food.

[Geo]

I was bottomless, people.

[Nate]

So hungry.

[Kyle]

He likes being in charge of buying his snacks, and whenever he gets money, that's what he does. And he doesn't just buy. He buys some crap, and I. I pull back on it. I was like, don't buy all that crap. I'll let him buy a little bit of crap. But he'll. He'll spend it on, like I said, ribs and shit.

[Brandon]

Brandon, I got a question for you. Because I got this question this morning for my kids, and I didn't really know how to answer it. They asked on the car ride to school. They're like, what did you like as a kid?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

All I could come up with was Ninja Turtles and playing sports with my friends.

[Geo]

That's pretty good.

[Brandon]

So answer like, they're like, what do you mean, Ninja Turtles? Like, I liked Ninja Turtles. I can't remember anything I liked.

[Kyle]

I've been pretty lucky. My daughter likes all the things. Like, I would sit down with her and we would watch Family Matters.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And Full House. She listens to 90s music that I.

[Brandon]

Listen to, so I got to get them into that.

[Kyle]

Her favorite music is what I listened to back then. She loves 90s country.

[Geo]

Is she far and away her favorite?

[Kyle]

They're all my favorite in different ways.

[Nate]

Close, kind of.

[Kyle]

She. She. Yeah, she's probably my favorite. She's my daughter. She's my girl. Yeah, but. But that. But the boys. The BCS rankings change a lot anyway.

[Brandon]

Oh, I'm big into that.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I. That. My. Our chain are. My rankings change weekly.

[Kyle]

I sent TJ the picture of the cart the other day. But, yeah, and my daughter loves all the same stuff I do. And then. And now my. My youngest boy is getting into wrestling and golf, so I think it's just really just. It's them being around you. They pick it up.

[Brandon]

Yeah, but it's more like I can't remember what I liked.

[Kyle]

Well, I like he.

[Francis]

Man.

[Kyle]

I told him, Tommy. Tommy's a big fan. So there's the ribs, the water.

[Tate]

Wait, is that the hugs drink?

[Brandon]

That's the hug.

[Tate]

The best.

[Kyle]

When they're ice cold ice cream sandwiches.

[Brandon]

Fudge bars, you yell at him for getting the bananas.

[Kyle]

Wait, I.

[Nate]

No.

[Kyle]

And this was before the cantaloupes hit the. Hit the thing. And there's the five Dr. Peppers, two liters. And I said, Tommy, you don't need five Dr. Peppers. And he said, dad, they're on sale for a $66 a bottle. They're practically a steal.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he's right.

[Kyle]

And I said, go for it, man.

[Brandon]

Pay for themselves.

[Geo]

Only he can eat those.

[Kyle]

Those are his. Yeah. Nobody else can touch. Bananas are going. I have permission to touch them because I covered the $15 on top. But, oh, he didn't get.

[Brandon]

Think he went over.

[Geo]

Yeah, went over 15s he gave me. Yeah, he's kind of soft as a father. I'd put my.

[Brandon]

That's, I would get rid of those bananas.

[Kyle]

He gave me two 50 bills and I said, I'll cover the 15 for you, buddy.

[Geo]

Wow.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I also.

[Geo]

Did you take something? Did you take a fudge bar?

[Kyle]

I snuck a couple things in the cart.

[Brandon]

What did you sneak in?

[Kyle]

I snuck a couple things in the car. I snuck on. Snuck a couple things.

[Geo]

Brandon, when you were growing up, was it, Were you, were you looking at a porno mags?

[Brandon]

I was.

[Kyle]

No, I never. Oh, yeah, I never was. I, I, I got my first playboy at 14. My mom bought it for me.

[Geo]

What?

[Kyle]

Yeah, I had to do, I had to do a report at school.

[Geo]

Money mama.

[Kyle]

I bought a Playboy because there's a Rush Limbaugh interview and I read the Rush Limbaugh interview for my civics club, my ninth grade civics class. I did a report on Russ Limbaugh and I'd heard it was in Playboy and she got it for me. Mimi Rogers was on the COVID but that was the only one ever bought. I was never a big porno mag guy.

[Geo]

Did you, did your mom let you look at the rest of the content?

[Kyle]

No, she didn't care. Yeah, she just said, here.

[Brandon]

My friend Josh had a, his dad had a subscription to Playboy and his, his attic just was full of Playboys. So we just take turns going up there.

[Kyle]

That sensory overload, though, was when those.

[Geo]

Were delivered, when you were like, subscribed to it, it was it like, packaged secretively.

[Brandon]

I don't know because that wasn't my house, obviously. But I do remember the, the swimsuit edition was a big deal.

[Geo]

Sports Illustrated or.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that was a huge deal.

[Brandon]

That one. I would, I would like, wait for it to get delivered. When it showed up, like, I got.

[Kyle]

It, it was every February.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

When it showed up in the mailbox, that was a big deal.

[Brandon]

Yep.

[Geo]

There was a Rolling Stone that came out of like, the hottest 100 hottest women in music. And I almost pulled my.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Geo]

Clean off.

[Kyle]

Who was your favorite?

[Brandon]

Playmate?

[Kyle]

No, Sports Illustrated swimsuit. Oh, Are you old enough for Kathy Ireland?

[Brandon]

I remember Kathy Ireland. I'm trying to think who I loved.

[Kyle]

I loved.

[Brandon]

I see. I get these confused because Victoria, I.

[Kyle]

Hate to do this.

[Brandon]

My favorite for Playboy.

[Kyle]

I hate to do this because we know her husband, Rebecca Roman.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

Rebecca was unbelievable.

[Brandon]

Tyra Britt Banks was. Oh, yeah, that was. That was me getting freaky with it. It. That was my first black girl.

[Geo]

Yeah, right.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Actually, you know, my first black girl.

[Kyle]

Not my first.

[Brandon]

My first black girl was freaky. The news radio.

[Kyle]

Oh, God, yeah.

[Brandon]

That was my first. Yes, you're on the same page.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Yes.

[Tate]

What is this?

[Brandon]

She was so hot.

[Kyle]

I loved her.

[Nate]

You don't even remember her name?

[Brandon]

No, I don't.

[Kyle]

In the show.

[Brandon]

Well, no, I mean, she just had cleavage that we're working on. Cleavage, Nick, we're not working on dudes.

[Kyle]

What about Hillary Banks, though?

[TJ]

Were you Candy Alexander?

[Brandon]

Candy Alexander.

[TJ]

Joe Rogan was in that show.

[Brandon]

Yeah, Joe Rogan, Stephen Root and what's his name?

[Kyle]

Phil Hartman.

[Brandon]

Phil Hartman, yeah.

[Kyle]

That show was unbelievable.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it was a really good show. Andy Dick.

[Tate]

Dick was in it. Yeah. Remember that?

[Brandon]

Yeah. There she is.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Love her.

[Kyle]

She was sassy as.

[Brandon]

So sassy.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Mine was Hillary Banks, Fresh Prince.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that makes sense. Loved her.

[Geo]

You did a book report on a Playboy magazine?

[Kyle]

I think we overlooked a book report. No, I did a report on Rush Limbaugh's politics. And you said, I watched the Rush Limbaugh show. It had been mentioned that he had an interview in Playboy. I wanted to read it. I said, mom, can you take me to the store? I gotta get a magazine. She said, what magazine? I said, playboy. And she said, they're never gonna let you buy that, you idiot. And I thought I was shut down. She said, I'll go in and get it.

[Brandon]

Good mama.

[Kyle]

And that's.

[Geo]

How long did you keep it for after the report?

[Kyle]

I don't remember. It disappeared on me, but I. I remember it. I remember it well.

[Brandon]

This is just me and Brandon just dating ourselves.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

How old are you?

[Kyle]

Yeah, this was 93. I'm gonna guess maybe 94.

[Geo]

I don't. I. I really don't remember getting off to a printed image.

[Kyle]

How do you say I got off to it?

[Brandon]

Oh, I did.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Brandon]

I said I did.

[Geo]

So when was like the first time you guys watched Internet porn?

[Brandon]

Not Internet porn.

[Kyle]

I've. Cinematic entry for me.

[Brandon]

Well, yeah, I'm saying, what was the Internet porn? Real sex.

[Geo]

Were you like.

[Kyle]

Oh, it was 40. No, I. I was old. Yeah.

[Brandon]

No, I had a.

[TJ]

The.

[Brandon]

The. There was a website. Oh, my God. So it was, it was. I think this is a common thing, but we, you know, it's when computers first came out. So we had a, a computer just like family computer. Like I didn't have a, I don't think I had my first laptop till I went to college.

[Kyle]

Yeah, same.

[Brandon]

Very risky. There was a site called Free Ones that sounds like. And that wasn't Internet porn though. It was just pictures.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I got pictures.

[Brandon]

It was just pictures.

[Kyle]

That's great though.

[Geo]

As long as porn is not in the URL.

[Kyle]

You remember downloading the pictures and the.

[Brandon]

Image would open from slowly come down.

[Geo]

That, that is hot.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

So hot.

[Brandon]

That's e. Stripping. Oh my God. Yeah. T or no, what was her name? Brianna Banks.

[Kyle]

Sounds familiar.

[Brandon]

Rihanna Banks. We would love the last Unreal Unreal bolt ons.

[Geo]

They, they were supposed to look fake.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Real sex was a wild ride. I, I, I tweeted about that a couple weeks ago. Someone, there was, someone was tweeting about. But real sex was basically because it was HBO. It was after like 11pm and it was half documentary. So you'd be like watching and it would be like, here's, it would be like little vignettes. It'd be like, here's a 10 minute thing about porn stars trying out dildos. Hottest thing ever. But then if you timed it incorrectly, the next vignette was like a dude getting his balls crushed like by, by chicken. A fat chicken. Like stiletto or the two fattest people. So you'd just be like, really? It was just Russian roulette.

[Tate]

Wait, why?

[Brandon]

What was like there would be there? It would just be like, here's a hot, here's like hot women. You know, dildos. And then boom. It's like some dude who needs to be in a balloon to get off.

[Kyle]

You know how new shows.

[Tate]

It was like a documentary.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Sometimes you'd be like super hot. And then sometimes you'd be like, whoa, what the fuck?

[Tate]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Like I didn't really, I didn't want a woman dressed up. A fat woman dressed up as a cat. Even fatter guy in Brooklyn.

[Kyle]

He's right.

[Tate]

Okay.

[Brandon]

And you'd get those and it'd just be like the, the swings. It would be so volatile.

[Geo]

Are porno theaters still a thing?

[Brandon]

Peewee. Peewee Herman.

[Geo]

Wrongfully.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Geo]

It crucified the man.

[Brandon]

Dude. The, the blockbuster used to have in the back. You'd go in there and you could like, there'd be a section that was curtained off.

[Kyle]

Our blockbuster didn't have one, but our movie we Had a movie gallery and it had a back room. Yeah, that was the running joke in. In school. You'd be like, I saw you in the back room. So. In the back room over the weekend. But we can never go back there.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Yeah. You're just dating us guys.

[Kyle]

Yeah. That was fun. So San Francisco, we're doing Cool.

[Nate]

Now we got babies. Just.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nate]

Watching porn.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Geo]

Doing VR.

[Brandon]

No. Now you just got. You got a facility.

[Nate]

They're all over every social media.

[Brandon]

Yeah, right. It's just crazy. It's everywhere.

[Geo]

Horn is too accessible.

[Brandon]

Way too.

[Kyle]

Have y' all watched a video on Twitter to its conclusion? And it turns right? Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah. All right. It's. It's in the algorithm.

[TJ]

So his ass is pushing more ass.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I guess now. I guess, like, the more things change, the more they say the same. Because real sex was like that. Now on Twitter, it's like you could watch girl sucking a dick, and then the next video would be a guy in Russia getting blown up by a drone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That somehow got back in my algorithm. I've seen so many Russians die this week.

[Geo]

It's weird to do it. Like. Like, I saw one while I was having cereal, and it's just like a weird.

[Brandon]

But I always watched illusion.

[Geo]

You do?

[Brandon]

Yeah. I don't search them, but if I see him, I'm like, well, let's see how this guy dies. Up drone again. Again.

[Geo]

Seeing somebody's final seconds and then going about your day.

[Brandon]

It's up. Yeah. It will you up.

[Geo]

That's the algorithm.

[Brandon]

That's the algorithm.

[Geo]

Sex and violence. Twitter is just porn. Yeah. It's a porn app.

[Brandon]

X is. Yeah, it's.

[Nate]

It's.

[Kyle]

Oh, the Internet. Kind of just porn.

[Brandon]

Yeah. They're the innovators of everything. Well, that was a good riff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

You all right?

[Geo]

Was there.

[Tate]

Dude, we're just very different. Was there people, different lives. You know the first, like, sexy thing that I came across where I was like, whoa. Was Flowers for Algernon.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Tate]

It's, like, about a special needs man who gets, like, a special drug where he goes in reverse and then the teacher and him, like a fling. I remember reading that this man had a. Yeah.

[Geo]

What do you mean?

[Nate]

What do you mean, reverse?

[Brandon]

I got one worse noise you made.

[Tate]

I just remember being, like, reading it as, like, I was. I was in sixth grade and be like, why?

[Brandon]

I got one worse. I just triggered a memory. I jerked off to the Kenneth Star Report.

[Ron]

Really?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Geo]

Which one is that?

[Brandon]

It was the Star.

[Geo]

You jerked off to them.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

It was basically a porn. I could see that. I was like 13. This is so hot.

[Geo]

You had to work with what you had. Women love the printed word.

[Tate]

It was printed word. It was printed word.

[Geo]

Books to this day, like the. The fantasy section of bookstores is all porn.

[Tate]

Hello. He. The rivalry started from a book.

[Brandon]

Like a. Oh, really?

[Tate]

Yes. It was a sexy book series.

[Brandon]

Book was better.

[Geo]

Wait, there's a. There's a straight heated rivalry out too? I guess.

[Brandon]

How is that a chick?

[Geo]

I think know.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Francis]

I don't know.

[Geo]

I think Netflix has a straight version of it.

[Tate]

Interesting. I know. There's like, I think a softball version coming out.

[Brandon]

That's kind of hot.

[Tate]

Yeah, I'll tune in.

[Geo]

Softball?

[Tate]

Hell yeah.

[Brandon]

Actresses, right?

[Tate]

Some of the hottest chicks I ever seen.

[Kyle]

A 16 inch team.

[Geo]

It's positional.

[Brandon]

That would be funny. Rivalry. Chicago. 16 yourself.

[Tate]

The grossest dudes ever.

[Brandon]

Just dudes giving each other hand jobs in a truck after 10 bush lights.

[Geo]

Or like a bowling league.

[TJ]

Bocce.

[Brandon]

Rivalry.

[Geo]

Eddie and Z.

[Brandon]

Eddie finds a nice 70 year old Italian man. Bangs him out.

[Tate]

Netflix's new series.

[Geo]

Pause.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Drinks on Eddie.

[Brandon]

It's not gay if we do it our truck. All right.

[Francis]

Bang bang.

[Brandon]

Sorry. Are you playing bocce right now?

[Ron]

I need to get back into it in a while.

[Brandon]

Is the league going on? Yeah, yeah. Winter.

[Ron]

Winter just started like three weeks ago.

[Kyle]

I believe you need to.

[Brandon]

There's a game. There's a game tonight. I don't know if I can make it tonight though.

[Tate]

Have you seen Zaz Getting ripped.

[Geo]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Working out.

[TJ]

Content.

[Geo]

Respect.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Oh, I had a rough, rough time in London. Gained. Gained £15 down, so.

[Kyle]

Oh.

[Geo]

How long were you there?

[Francis]

15.

[Nate]

Is.

[Geo]

That you were eating?

[Tate]

What were you doing?

[Brandon]

15?

[Ron]

I was doing the food reviews. I was doing food.

[Nate]

Yeah, they were really good.

[Ron]

Eating like garbage.

[Geo]

Some long form food reviews, I guess.

[Kyle]

Finish it.

[Geo]

Clean the plate.

[Ron]

I mean I banked up a lot of too.

[Kyle]

Those are their food suck though.

[Ron]

You know what?

[TJ]

It's.

[Ron]

It's actually.

[Brandon]

It's.

[Kyle]

It's. It's.

[TJ]

It's.

[Ron]

I prefer their stuff stuff because it's less sodium.

[Brandon]

Less. Less sugary. They got stricter dietary rules.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Ron]

Around all that stuff.

[Brandon]

So the meat is fresher, the veggies are nicer.

[Ron]

But London's very good food city.

[Brandon]

You're just like half burping.

[Nate]

I know. If it's bad, you'll get. The voice hurts.

[Kyle]

You sound a lot better than you did this morning.

[Nate]

That was. That was rough.

[Tate]

Have you followed back up with the doctor? Is he like. No, this is fine.

[Nate]

I read enough reviews to that were similar.

[Tate]

Okay, so you know that this isn't like anything abnormal.

[Nate]

I'm not panicking you.

[Tate]

Okay.

[Geo]

Did the doctor know your voice was your livelihood?

[Nate]

No.

[Brandon]

Yeah. That is kind of.

[Nate]

I kill you. I can kind of get away with.

[Geo]

Right?

[Nate]

You making sounds.

[Tate]

Sounds cool.

[Kyle]

You probably shouldn't be talking as much as you are, right? Probably should take a week to just rest, but that doesn't hurt that bad. Be good for us, but.

[Brandon]

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Responsible gaming resources see DKNG CO Audio limited time offer. Francis is here. Hey, Francis. You came up in conversation a couple times.

[Tate]

Oh.

[Francis]

Oh, boy.

[Geo]

Boy.

[Brandon]

No one good, one bad. Oh, no one was your. Your infatuation for Rico Bosco, which we love.

[Francis]

I love him.

[Brandon]

And then the other was.

[Kyle]

We were.

[Brandon]

I don't know how we got on the age of consent, but we're like, didn't Francis. Doesn't he know all of them?

[Francis]

Oh, I made a song. Yeah, I did.

[Brandon]

Yeah. I was shocked. There was not. I thought when we looked up the map, I thought there was going to be like a Rogue 13. And it was going to freak me out.

[Francis]

No, I mean, it's pretty weird that there are a bunch that are 16.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Francis]

I don't understand how that's not like a federal.

[Brandon]

That's what you're saying.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Francis]

I don't get it.

[Brandon]

Yeah, they make federal laws for everything.

[Francis]

Cuz that means that someone was like, we states should have the ability.

[Brandon]

Yeah, right.

[Francis]

You're like, dude. I mean, I was also the judge in the Gillian Keys sketch.

[Brandon]

That's right.

[Francis]

About this.

[Brandon]

That's right.

[Francis]

So, yeah, got a lot of.

[Brandon]

You're well versed.

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

How was dinner with Rico?

[Francis]

It was so fun. It was so funny. Chef Donny recommended this place, La Bouchon, which is a very French, like brasserie style restaurant.

[TJ]

Delicious.

[Francis]

It was great. And Rhone and I were there and they didn't have a seat for us, so we had to sit. We were waiting for three old women at the bar to get up so we could take those seats. And we're standing in the vestibule. This place is a tiny restaurant and Rico's 15 minutes late, thank God, because if he had had to wait for these seats with us, there's no way we would have gone to the restaurant. He would have been furious. And he shows up and he comes in and he sees us standing cramped in this tiny vestibule and he goes, what the fuck's going on here? I don't do a very good recap.

[Geo]

That was good.

[Francis]

And we're like, oh, we have to wait. But they're getting up and the women were getting up. And then he goes, what is this.

[Brandon]

Place, some kind of French place?

[Francis]

He goes, what do they got here? And I was like, it's French. And he goes, I ain't never had that. He made the joke like it was ethnic food. It's French food. It's like, yeah, you've had French food.

[Brandon]

Definitely. So I saw him eat a croissant this morning.

[Francis]

There you go. There you go.

[Geo]

It's got to feel good to get together with Rowan and Rico too. Guys you probably don't see very often.

[Francis]

Yeah, well, I suppose I hadn't been out with Rico before. I go out with Rowan a lot and Rico. I was the most. I was very excited for the novelty of that. You know, he. I kept trying to push him outside of his comfort zone.

[Brandon]

Hard to do.

[Francis]

Yeah, I try it a lot.

[Geo]

Did you manage to.

[Francis]

Well, you know, he really. He did. He did take a bite of the pate. Oh, he did have a bite. And he didn't mind it.

[Brandon]

Like a.

[Francis]

Child, but we ordered the steak freed as, like, a safety bet for him.

[Brandon]

Peace offering.

[Francis]

Yeah. And then when we were ordering the desserts, I said all this on Ron.com, but when we were ordering the desserts, we ordered the tarto palm, the apple tart, and then this, like, chocolate French thing that had a French name. And then he goes. Ronan and I both put those in, and he goes, what kind of ice creams you got? And the guy listed all the flavors, and it was like, for. They were, like, for the most part, nor, like, you know, we've got this almond, and then there's this and that and that. He goes, all right, let me get two scoops of vanilla, and you got chocolate sauce. Like, it's a fucking, you know, Chuck E. Cheese.

[Brandon]

So I think I nailed my assessment of Francis Enrico.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I said that. It's like you. You get to. To. You're basically reading Angela's ashes. See how the other half looks.

[Francis]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, and then I was like, rico, come on, have the almond. And he was like, all right, I'll have the almond. All right. Interestingly, we just talked about work the whole time.

[TJ]

That's the worst.

[Francis]

And it's not the worst. I mean, you know, I don't really talk to Rico about work all that often, but it did. You know, it was amazing to sort of hear his perspective. And he does this thing where, like, it was almost like he and Roan conspired where they both knew a thing together that I didn't know. And they were like. They pitched it to me as if, like, can you imagine if this happened? Or, like, how would you feel, you know, what would you say if that were to be true? And I'd be like, wow. No, there's no way.

[Geo]

And then.

[Francis]

And then they look at each other, and then one of them would pull out their phone and show me the evidence of how, like, it had already happened or whatever it was, and I'd be like, oh, my. Anyhow, they walked me into it.

[Brandon]

Did you guys hear the Rico call or the. The retelling of the wfn?

[Kyle]

I saw it, but I didn't listen to.

[Brandon]

So, Rico, can you pull it up? Tj, I'll do an ad, but pull it up. It was. It's just so funny, like. Like, because we know him so well, and then having him out in the.

[Geo]

Regular world, I never think about people like him. And.

[Brandon]

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[Geo]

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[Brandon]

Yes.

[Geo]

You know Rico Bosco?

[Francis]

Al.

[Geo]

You know Rico Bosco?

[Francis]

I definitely know the name, but I.

[Geo]

Don'T think I would know him if I saw him. All right, so Rico Bosco is a guy who's been working for Barstool for a while and, and he's, he's a lot on the gambling side, but he's known for having a really, really bad temper. Like, he'll tell you this, and there's videos of him where he's flipping out on colleagues and he's just losing his mind and storming off and he's got like, these, you know, Dave Port and always, always, you know, trying to antagonize him. And he goes crazy and he yells and leaves the podcast. So he's a big WFA and listener. He grew up in, in Staten Island. So I mentioned how I'm going to, to Shane Gillis on the air. So he's listening. So he sends me a DM man. And he goes, hey, you going to Shane Gillis? He's like, it's my wife's birthday. I'm taking her to Shane Gillis. I'd love to meet you and maybe get a drink beforehand and hang out. He's like, here's my number. I'm like, oh, okay, great. You know, whatever else, go say hi to Rico Bosco, you guys. You know, I like his content, you know, seems like a good enough guy. He's not flipping out. So I'm finishing up dinner and I. And I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna. We're gonna head over to the. To the Garden. And I text Rico Bosco. I go to my DMs. I text RICO. I said, hey, hey, hey, Rico, it's Geo. Finishing up dinner, about to head over to the Garden. Where are you?

[Francis]

Right.

[Geo]

So he writes back right away, who the F is Geo? I think he's. I think he's kid, right? So I'm like, hey, man. I just, you know, wrote back, you know. I was like, yeah, well, are you heading over now or what?

[TJ]

Send.

[Geo]

The phone rings at dinner.

[TJ]

I'm like.

[Geo]

And it's him. He's like, who is this?

[Brandon]

Who is Gio?

[Geo]

Boomer and Gio.

[Francis]

Hello.

[Geo]

You gave me your numbers. Oh, dude, I'm sorry.

[Nate]

That's a perfect.

[Brandon]

He's like, oh, man. He's like, who the gave you my number?

[Nate]

And he was fair to assume.

[Brandon]

Yeah, just. Oh, vintage Bosco. Just always angry. Always got a little bit of something. So what's up, Francis?

[Francis]

Not a whole lot. I mean, I. I'll just keep recycling things, but who cares? We, Ronan and I, were in the Delta Lounge yesterday morning, and in walked Drew Ski.

[Brandon]

Oh, he's the man.

[Francis]

Which was really cool.

[Brandon]

You talked to him?

[Francis]

No.

[Brandon]

Why not?

[Francis]

He had headphones on that were the most don't fucking talk to headphones I'd ever seen.

[Brandon]

And he knows us, though.

[Francis]

Well, that's what I said to Roan. I thought I said, roan, you. He would know you.

[Brandon]

I've hung out with him a few times, and, like, he's like, we've. He definitely knows Barstool. He definitely knows us.

[Francis]

Yeah, he. And I said, I was like, you. He collaborates with Caleb a lot.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Francis]

And you've worked with Caleb a bunch. And I would think he would know you either from that or from battle rap. And he. He said he didn't think so. And Drew Ski was sitting. There's a rope off area of the New York City Delta Lounge. It's like a VIP area, which I've never seen a single person sit there. And sure enough, Drew Ski went there and he had his security, and he sat there and just looked out the window at the planes for a long time. But I was very happy. It's just one of those guys where you're like, I don't. I wouldn't have thought.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Francis]

That he flies commercial.

[Brandon]

Well, it is so stupid to fly private if you're flying by yourself.

[TJ]

Himself.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Francis]

But he had two guys with him.

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Francis]

Huh.

[Brandon]

He. Drew Ski. I can't remember. Maybe you can Find the clip. Tj, I'm pretty sure Hank played blackjack with Drew Ski when we were in New Orleans or Baton Rouge once. And Hank might have thrown up at the blackjack table and Drew Ski, like, saw. We saw Drew Ski the next day and we're like talking to me. He's like, you're the guy.

[Geo]

Is Hank a puker?

[Brandon]

Because I don't, I, I. We gotta find this clip because it was so fun. Funny.

[Geo]

One of the few times I went out. Thank you. Puked.

[Brandon]

Really?

[Geo]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I don't, I don't think he's a puker.

[Kyle]

That's two pukes, though.

[Brandon]

Yeah. I mean, I've puked with him now.

[Kyle]

He threw up at the table, man. No, he really did.

[Brandon]

He threw up and sampled. No, he really did. They could finally hit Hank in that moment.

[Tate]

I watched the Drew Ski pastors sketch. He just came out with like 10 times in a row.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he's so good. He's the best.

[Kyle]

Throwing up the blackjack table is.

[Nate]

It's quite extreme the end of the week.

[Geo]

Why have you done it?

[Francis]

Yeah, that was just a sort of a transitional.

[Brandon]

I'm a throw up guy, but I always know, like, I always get to a bad bathroom.

[Tate]

I've only thrown up in a bar one, like on my shoes once.

[Brandon]

I always get outside or to the bathroom. But I'm, I'm a throw up guy. Big time.

[Francis]

I like to throw up.

[Brandon]

Yeah. It feels good.

[Kyle]

No, you don't.

[Francis]

When you. I've been drinking. I do.

[Brandon]

Yeah. It's the best feeling when you know that.

[Francis]

No, but getting the toxin out.

[Kyle]

I think throwing up is one of the worst things.

[Brandon]

Oh, no, no, no, no. Sick.

[Kyle]

Throw up.

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Brandon]

When you're actually sick, it's the worst. But when you're drunk and you're like. I'm like, like basically releasing a valve. Like, I just have too much liquid in my body. I need to throw up.

[Kyle]

I haven't been throw up drunk in 30 years.

[Brandon]

Oh, it's the best feeling because then you can keep drinking.

[Geo]

I've said this story, like when I got hired at barstool, Kyle took me out for a celebratory drink. And you puked. And remember what happened?

[Nate]

Nate instinctively just held his hands.

[Geo]

Nate caught it.

[Brandon]

That's something you do for your child.

[Tate]

Were you guys in a cab or something?

[Nate]

No, we were really romantic. We were at snow. We were at the doorway of a.

[Tate]

Bar and he held his hands out.

[Nate]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Were you inside or outside?

[Nate]

Inside.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Nate]

Yeah, inside.

[Francis]

Wow.

[Geo]

He instantly stove to catch It. Yeah, like a cricket.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I just did that with my kids. Yeah, I've caught a lot of throw ups.

[Francis]

It's like the sand people in dune too. Don't waste it.

[Geo]

Oh, yeah, the water.

[Francis]

Don't keep it in.

[Brandon]

I've never seen that movie.

[Geo]

Yeah, you'd hate it.

[Brandon]

Those balloons, by the way, have been wreaking havoc for a really.

[Francis]

They're driving me.

[Brandon]

They've been in the studio for months.

[Geo]

Kyle, when did you get engaged?

[Brandon]

Yeah, when did you get engaged?

[Nate]

Why would you ask me that?

[Brandon]

Was that some kind of trick question?

[Geo]

No, I know.

[Nate]

November.

[Brandon]

Gotcha.

[Nate]

November 6th.

[Brandon]

Those have been here for two months.

[Nate]

Two and a half.

[Kyle]

The first time I was touched.

[Brandon]

Yeah, they. And they just like float in Kyle's face.

[Geo]

There's nothing we could do.

[Brandon]

There's nothing really can't do anything about those balloons. It's on you, dude. Yeah, that balloon is on your ass.

[Francis]

It's lurking big time.

[Tate]

Static electricity to your hair.

[Brandon]

By the way, the guy. The boys are gearing up for Turkey. You know, that's coming up.

[Tate]

What's the date again?

[Geo]

Yeah, when is that?

[Brandon]

I think it's right after the Super Bowl.

[Tate]

Time for Turkey.

[Brandon]

I did. I did. I. I said no to. Tate was willing to go to Turkey. I said, I think we're. We need to. To pump the brakes on Mincy.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it's time for a little bit of a.

[Brandon]

A break.

[Geo]

Is he still going, though?

[Brandon]

He's going, but I was like, we don't need. Because also that sounds like Tate. I was like, tate, I appreciate you saying you'd go, but like eight days in Turkey with Miny, you just. You'll become Miny.

[Geo]

Could you imagine if what happened to Smokes last year happens to Mincy where you look like Avatar?

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Geo]

Oh, if he inflates.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Geo]

Is it bad to hope for a botched Miny?

[Brandon]

Mikey bets.

[Geo]

We're trying to convince. We're to convince Bats to just be a toupee guy.

[Brandon]

He's a toupee.

[Kyle]

He really is.

[Brandon]

He's the ultimate toupee guy on Tate.

[Kyle]

Listen, Tate did incredible work out in with Mints where they went. And I'm sure he'll do incredible work. But he did get to go to. Basically. He went to the college football semifinal.

[Brandon]

Yep.

[Kyle]

Went to the national championship game.

[Brandon]

Yep.

[Kyle]

And he just pitched. Going to the final four with Rico. Oh, he's going some awesome places.

[Brandon]

Well, all right. Well, I. I will say in defense, Tate, the first two.

[Kyle]

It doesn't need defense. It's just.

[TJ]

No, no.

[Brandon]

But like I actually think that was kind of punishment because he thought all year that Ohio State was gonna be in both those.

[Kyle]

Yeah, you're right. You're right.

[Brandon]

And then the final four is Indy. So I was like, yeah, it's. It's nothing to drive down there.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Geo]

And like Mincy doesn't stop talking. You could be in the place you've wanted to go your whole life.

[Kyle]

That's true.

[Geo]

And you don't want to be there.

[Brandon]

And then putting them in like a place like Turkey where no one else speaks English. And so you get full Mincy all.

[Geo]

There's nobody else for him to talk to.

[Brandon]

Your brain would become Mincy.

[Kyle]

I bet Final four with Rico's pretty awesome.

[Brandon]

I want to see the. I mean because he. I go to the final four with him every year, but he doesn't go with me.

[Kyle]

He disappears from you.

[Brandon]

He disappears. He always got something going for Tate.

[Geo]

That'S as enjoyable as like taking your kid to Disney hassle the whole time.

[Francis]

Right?

[Brandon]

Yeah. Ask yourself this. Would you do it?

[Kyle]

No, I 100% would not. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Absolutely not.

[Kyle]

Although I was going to do it if you sent me down to Miami with mints for.

[Brandon]

You were gonna.

[Kyle]

I was gonna do it.

[Brandon]

You were definitely.

[Kyle]

I was on board to do it actually.

[Brandon]

Will you do the last Saturday? It's the. It's four bald stool.

[Kyle]

Damn right I will.

[Brandon]

Four bald stool. Did you get your hair done?

[Nate]

Mm.

[Francis]

All right.

[Kyle]

Oh yeah.

[Brandon]

Question about that after this.

[Geo]

Sure.

[Brandon]

You have it?

[Kyle]

I have it. I have it. Last week I read an ad on mostly sports and I completely got the word wrong.

[Brandon]

Okay. Okay. You got this.

[Kyle]

I'm very. I'm very.

[Francis]

Alright.

[Kyle]

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[Nate]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

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[Geo]

Wow.

[Kyle]

And my mind told me that it was fable ticks.

[Brandon]

Fable ticks.

[Geo]

That's a tough one.

[Kyle]

My mind saw the word fable and decided, we're going forward.

[Brandon]

Yep.

[Kyle]

No matter what. And that's what I did.

[Brandon]

What I did that was really bad.

[Kyle]

I don't know, but it can't be as bad as fable ticks.

[Brandon]

No. I did one that was really bad.

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

It happens.

[Francis]

Fable ticks. The tick, the hair and the ant.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Francis]

These ticks will teach you a lesson that you'll remember through a child's book.

[Brandon]

Wait, so, Francis, why'd you get your hair done? You have good hair.

[Francis]

People have said that. That my hair was fine. I mean, I was definitely thinning and receding in the front. And I figured I had an opportunity to do something about it at a time when it wouldn't be such a dramatic transformation. It was almost preventative. And Dr. LoPresti, Dave's guy, was very generous and hooked me up and it worked out with my schedule, so just went and did it.

[Brandon]

Smart.

[Geo]

How many did you end up getting? Like, grafts or.

[Francis]

I did the fue, which is like follicular or something, and they take tiny. They take a thousand follicles from the back of my head, the donor area, and they replant them. It's like moving a garden into the front.

[Geo]

I don't even remember you. Like, you didn't shave your head, did you?

[Francis]

No, I didn't have to. Again, it was like, maybe I just jumped the gun a little bit, but that was smart. Yeah.

[Brandon]

DFT did it with that.

[Francis]

Right. I saw. Who's that great comedic actor? He was on the show community.

[Geo]

Joel McHale.

[Francis]

Brilliant. Well done, Nick.

[Geo]

Thanks.

[Francis]

Joel McHale did an episode of Mark Normand and Sam Morrill's podcast, We Might be Drunk, where they were asking him, what do you think about hair transplants or the stigma of it in men? And he goes, I'll be honest with you, I've had four. And he's a very handsome actor in a young, still ish part of his career. And I think it has become as destigmatized as Botox in women or whatever at this point. So I was like, oh, if he's a comedic actor, I've been doing some acting. I don't know. It's like, no need to limit my look.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yet.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Francis]

If that makes sense. I think I'd have more variable options as far as how to shape my look.

[Brandon]

Well, it's smart to get ahead of it, because now, like you said, it's not gonna be a drastic. Like, if you're just bald and then all of a sudden you're not.

[Francis]

Yeah, exactly.

[Geo]

Like, you don't even have a before picture like he had.

[Francis]

Right.

[Geo]

There's no red circle for you.

[Francis]

Also, you know, I'm single now, and I don't know, just feel like I might as well hang on to whatever semblance of youth I. I have for as long as I can.

[Brandon]

How is it describing your job on dates? Is it like, whoa, that's cool. Or, like, what do you do? Do you say podcaster or comedian?

[Francis]

I say. I say comedian.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Podcast. And the reason I say bad connotation.

[Francis]

Well, the reason I say comedians is everything I do here is right comedian.

[Brandon]

And because podcasters, like, definitely when I have to say, when I have to fill out, like, forms, like a. A form for my kids school to be like a chaperone, and I had to fill out podcasts, and I was.

[Geo]

Like, oh, I do sports media to Uber drivers. And he's like, oh, you like sports? I'm like, not really.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Francis]

I think it's one thing podcaster is a tough to say podcaster, but for you, it's like, yeah, but still, it's always, I always. I'm the podcast.

[Brandon]

Yeah. But when you say, like, hey, you want to come on my podcast? There's nothing that you can that makes you feel lamer.

[Francis]

Oh, man, I feel like you inviting someone to come unpardon. My take is like, oh, I've done it before, and it's inviting someone.

[Geo]

I saw you do it in the wild in Vegas.

[Brandon]

Yeah. To Mark Davis.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah. It was uncomfortable. It wasn't cool. No, it was not cool. Mark, you want to come on our podcast?

[Francis]

Couldn't you? But you could. You could be the guy that could say, do you want to come onto the show?

[Brandon]

No.

[Francis]

Yes, you could. That's how big your show is.

[Geo]

You can say the show.

[Brandon]

So that works like Sports Center.

[Francis]

Oh, you are. I'm on the show.

[Tate]

You are Netflix now.

[Francis]

It's both. It's almost like for you and pft. It's almost like an eponymous show. Like, well, I was trying Jimmy Kimmel or Jimmy Fallon being like, you want to come on the show? It's like, oh, yeah, we know you.

[Brandon]

But I was trying to get Mark Davis on. Pick them.

[Francis]

No, I wasn't Yeah, I. I don't know. I. I mean, I. I say personality before I say podcaster.

[Kyle]

I think that more personality. I write personality too.

[Brandon]

Oh, really?

[Kyle]

I wrote. I write content personality. I don't even know why.

[Brandon]

That seems a little hoity toity.

[Kyle]

It does.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

That's a little. I don't like a docious.

[Kyle]

I don't like writing a podcaster either.

[Brandon]

Is it content personality?

[Francis]

I don't say content. I just say personality. I think it's the hyphenate of barstool.

[Geo]

H. It's better than talent.

[Brandon]

Talent is talent.

[Geo]

I hate it when we do stuff like this. Like, we need talent over here.

[Brandon]

Talent is. Come on. Talent is a tough.

[Nate]

Where's the talent?

[Brandon]

Hey, can we get some talent?

[Nate]

Limp over talent.

[Brandon]

I was like, it's. Yeah, it's. It's this. Or like a. A douchebag frat guy being like, wait, anyone going to bring talent?

[Francis]

Yeah, I don't love that. I don't love talent.

[Geo]

We got to go scout out the talent.

[Francis]

Not a lot of talent here.

[Brandon]

The is a talent tonight.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Calling chicks talent.

[Geo]

I've done a 180. I've done a 180.

[Francis]

That's funny.

[Brandon]

Mickey smokes definitely says he loves saying 100%.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And we're going to bring some talent around here.

[Geo]

He'd be like, offended if we called him that.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Geo]

You're in talent. What the.

[Brandon]

Did you. Yeah. You just call me hot the.

[Geo]

I know.

[Brandon]

Oh, man.

[Geo]

Brandon, you like talent, don't you?

[Brandon]

I mean, you like putting down talent.

[Kyle]

I. I don't put talent.

[Brandon]

But you would.

[Geo]

You used to put content creator, right?

[Kyle]

I. Content personality is what I usually put. I Or barstool personality. Sometimes I put that. I don't know what to put either.

[Tate]

Just like media is so simple.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Because you have the number one podcast in the world. I don't have that. So if I said podcaster and they're like, what does this mean? Oh, yeah. You ever heard of unnecessary roughness? I'm sure you have. Have. Like that. What. What do I say?

[Geo]

Number 34 on YouTube podcast.

[Brandon]

Number one college number 25.

[Geo]

Number 25 on.

[Brandon]

You're number 25 this last week or. Right.

[Kyle]

Talking about the yak.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Shout out Miny.

[Brandon]

25.

[Geo]

Shout out Miny.

[Brandon]

That's pretty cool.

[Francis]

Is this. This is a podcast.

[TJ]

This is a YouTube podcast chart.

[Brandon]

Podcast chart.

[Francis]

But I'm saying the yak.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

There are people who listen. Is there crazy Easy.

[Francis]

That's not what I mean.

[Nate]

No.

[TJ]

This is considered yeah, this is, we're considered. What you're watching right now is considered a YouTube podcast.

[Francis]

Okay. All right. I would call it, weirdly, I would call this a show.

[Brandon]

Yeah, for sure. But there are people who listen to the RSS feed on, like, Spotify, and that makes sense. Well, some episodes, it makes zero sense.

[Francis]

Because there's too many people.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, right when I brought my hot guys in. How do you listen?

[Geo]

I think that'll be good.

[Brandon]

Listen, someone tweeted were like, I just listened.

[Kyle]

We did a PowerPoint yesterday.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Sounded so hot.

[Francis]

I give. The only real visual thing we do on Boy dad is I, I, I, I give Harry presents.

[Geo]

Yeah, your outfits.

[Francis]

Yeah, they've been.

[Brandon]

Your outfits are awesome.

[Francis]

My costumes, the shoes.

[Brandon]

How is your relationship with Sass right now?

[Francis]

It's, it's swinging into a better place.

[Brandon]

Oh, that's a development.

[Francis]

We had, we had a night. Well, we had a nice bonding trip to Orlando to get together. Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Francis]

But there, I've, I've written the message. I have typed out the message to Harry and Ron in our group chat. Guys, I don't know if I can do this anymore. And then I, I let it sit and then I delete it.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Francis]

I just get very frustrated. I've been very, I've been very frustrated.

[Brandon]

You just got to realize you're just. You do a podcast with like a, a 15 year old cat.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You know, know, it's a, It's a tabby cat.

[Francis]

It's my fault. I know, I know it's my fault. I.

[Brandon]

No, it's not.

[Francis]

I care way too much.

[Brandon]

That's not your fault. To be a normal human being. It's literally. Yeah, like a old, ornery cat.

[Francis]

Sure.

[Brandon]

Like, every now and then they'll cuddle up against you.

[Kyle]

They want some attention every now and.

[Brandon]

Then, really, they just want to sit by the windowsill and be left alone.

[Kyle]

Sometimes you walk in the room, they don't give a Right.

[Geo]

Does Sass, like, respond to, like, positive reinforcement? Does that affect him? Like, that would.

[Tate]

No.

[Francis]

In fact, I sent him a message this morning where he talks often about his stomach pain and problems. Almost weekly for years. And someone sent a story to me. People now message me to get to him because he's a brick wall. So they'll send things to me and say, like, hey, listen, I'm a gastroenterologist. I, I have a sense of what's wrong with Harry's stomach. I know he won't read this, but if I were diagnosing his condition, I would advise that he go through these tests and do this. He can solve this very quickly. And then I take a screenshot of that and I forward it to him. And I said, look, I don't know if you exaggerate your pain for comedic effect, but you've had this problem for so long that I am concerned, and these are some steps. And he was like, I did that recently. It didn't change.

[Brandon]

So, all right, you know, there's that.

[Francis]

That was nice. That was a nice exchange.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

That door shut quickly.

[Francis]

We have a video coming out with foreplay. It was me and Harry versus Frankie and Trent in Orlando. And all of that, I will say, is that Harry's golf game is fucking spectacular. And if he. If we could convince him to play a little bit more, he'd be a very viable candidate for the Internet Invitational and would be, like, a sleeper talent in that. In that show because he learned how.

[Brandon]

To play golf at a young age.

[Francis]

Yeah, he hammers the ball. He can hit. Like, he'll hit driving iron off the tee. And he's incredible. Like, I would bang driver, and I was pretty rusty, so I was hitting it way out of bounds. And then he'd come in after me and just lace a three iron right down the middle of the fairway.

[Tate]

I didn't even know he golfed his.

[Francis]

Hands around the green.

[Brandon]

He played. He played high school golf.

[Francis]

It's unbelievable.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You can tell. So he is. I always say it like, I'm. I'm jealous of people that when you watch them golf, you're like, they don't golf often, but they learned at a young age. And you can tell, like, I never golfed until I was in my 20s. And you can see.

[Francis]

Yeah, it's like, never. He never learned bad habits. Right?

[Geo]

Does he have fun playing?

[Francis]

I don't know if he has fun, period.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I don't think so.

[Nate]

Does he get in his own head?

[Francis]

No, he's not bothered by it, so that probably helps. He's just zappy. Zen. He's a very Zen guy.

[Brandon]

Let's figure it all out. All right, we gotta wrap up because we got. We gotta get back to three on three. We'll get those. We gotta get that list for Plinko.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And then tomorrow, during the regular yak, we're gonna have Donnie's presentation. New way to dream.

[Kyle]

All right, Just. If you get any more ideas, text the group chat tonight, guys.

[Geo]

That's it.

[Brandon]

Oh, you're gonna text it?

[Kyle]

Well, every time I text is a dead end.

[Brandon]

How about West Wet.

[Kyle]

No, I don't know that. That's really something. Ooh.

[Tate]

Last year it wasn't the chocolate on Fasoli.

[Geo]

It's going to be sass. How about sass is his with the. The most classic. I am not doing.

[Brandon]

How about no nut San Francisco. You can't come and you can't have any nuts.

[Geo]

Oh, in the hotel. I'm going to come.

[Brandon]

You like that, Brandon?

[Kyle]

No, Brandon.

[Brandon]

We should do that.

[Kyle]

You my best week of the year.

[Geo]

I've never busted in San Francisco.

[Brandon]

You should give it a try.

[Geo]

Recommend it.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Geo]

Oh, San Francisco. You gotta bust.

[Brandon]

Gotta.

[Francis]

You used to be able to bust off the Golden Gate Bridge, but then they put the nets there.

[Geo]

Yeah, you can't do it.

[Tate]

Bus nets.

[Francis]

They solved that problem.

[Brandon]

All right, let's speed up.

[Geo]

Do you explode when you hit the water?

[Francis]

I don't think so.

[Brandon]

Oh, shit.

[Francis]

There's a guy that survived it.

[Geo]

He regretted it on the way down. Right?

[Francis]

Of course. As they all do apparently. But.

[Nate]

But I think that's just survival instincts kicking in.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Geo]

Just too late.

[Tate]

Fun ending, guys.

[Brandon]

All right.

[TJ]

We're going to kick you over to the bush stream if you stay seated here and then go watch the Taylor watch stream later on tonight. All right. Love you guys. See you tomorrow.

[Francis]

Bye.