Big Cat Got Bullied By A Random 6 Year Old At The Arcade | The Yak 3-16-26

Summary

The Yak – "Big Cat Got Bullied By A Random 6 Year Old At The Arcade"

Barstool Sports | March 16, 2026

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Episode Overview

The Yak crew gathers to recap a wild St. Patrick's Day weekend filled with bar stories, holiday mayhem, Joey Chestnut’s infamous farts, the rise of “Borg” culture among college kids, and—most memorably—Big Cat’s bruised ego after being subjected to relentless begging by a random 6-year-old arcade hustler. The show weaves rapid-fire banter with personal anecdotes, Barstool inside jokes, and signature irreverence, covering everything from children’s party etiquette and arcade game economics to the logistics of competitive eating and the sports-centric events dominating March. The conversation is peppered with debates, light roasting among friends, and unique insights into internet and sports subcultures.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. St. Patrick’s Day Bar Exploits & City Culture

• Crowds and Planning:
  • The crew discusses the intensity of St. Patrick’s Day in major cities such as Chicago vs. New York.
  • Tate: “I think I’ve outgrown that... Having to book a bar a week in advance or sneak through the back door just to stand around.” [03:35]
• Unexpected French Invasion:
  • Kate describes a bar being overtaken by a busload of French rugby fans, drastically changing the vibe.
  • Kate: “A field trip of like 40 French people came in, took over the touch tunes, started playing the French national anthem... They just took over the whole bar.” [05:08]

2. ‘Borgs’—Gen Z Drinking Culture

• What is a Borg?
  • Brandon: “Blackout rage gallon... This is a new thing kids do… it’s just full of vodka and water.”
  • The group shares funny Borg-naming conventions: “Ruth Bader Ginsborg,” “Make America Borg Again,” “Adolf Borg,” etc. [12:13-15:30]
• Generational Divide:
  • The group laments feeling old, remembering smuggling flasks rather than roaming with visible gallon jugs of booze.
• Age Limits and Police Involvement:
  • “You’re not Borging if you can go to a bar… Just a bunch of kids that are underage.” [16:22]

3. Joey Chestnut’s Legendary Farts, Eating Exploits & Proteges

• Joey Chestnut’s Unmatched Presence:
  • Titus: “Joey Chestnut’s like the center… and all of a sudden I see this from the kitchen, everybody is like dry heaving... Chestnut ripped a fart so bad that people were almost vomiting their shoes.” [09:11]
  • Joey (Deutche): “Incredible. I’ve never smelt anything like it.” [31:28]
• Competitive Eating Records:
  • Chestnut’s wildest achievements: bagels, wings, hardboiled eggs, brain tacos, popcorn, and more. The group reads off records, sharing reactions of both awe and nausea. [33:01-36:13]
  • Kate: “Hardboiled eggs. Is that not to imagine?”
  • Brandon: “141 hardboiled eggs in 8 minutes! That’s crazy.”
• Longevity and Retirement in Competitive Eating:
  • Discussion on the peculiar nature of competitive eating careers and if a true “retirement” is possible for legends like Chestnut.
  • Joey: “He’s so competitive… even if he took a year, he’d look at the number and be like, ‘That’s terrible. Next year I’m getting back in.’” [40:29]
• On Being a Protege:
  • Joey: “He grabbed me and grabbed my stomach… ‘I think I could get you into this.’ … Then he found out I was 37. ‘Oh, you’re too old.’” [38:12]

4. The Realities of Children’s Parties—and the 6-Year-Old Arcade Moocher

• Arcade Hustle:
  • Brandon recounts being followed by an unknown kid at an arcade, hounded for credit card swipes on games.
  • Brandon: “Eventually, I just be like, ‘Kid, I don’t know you, man. What are we doing?’ … He just kept on asking me to just swipe my credit card on every game.” [45:59]
  • Kate: “You gotta teach him young or he’s gonna grow up to be a pest.” [46:52]
• How Generous Should You Be to Stranger Kids?:
  • The group debates obligations to tie a stranger kid’s shoe or pay for their fun, with Steven taking a surprisingly hardline stance (“I don’t know you!”) and the crew ribbing him about it.
  • Dan: “If a kid walks up... I’m tying the shoe.”
  • Steven: “I looked him in the face, I said, ‘I don’t know you.’ and I walked [away].” [49:41]
• Modern Arcade Economics:
  • The “claw machine racket”—adults ‘mining’ machines for all the best prizes, leaving kids empty-handed.
  • Dan: “It ruins Dave & Buster’s… There will be adults that sit there and take everything… they have tickets up their arms, both sides, and kids can’t get them. It’s crazy.” [56:33]

5. The Birthday Party Circuit as a Parent

• Brandon: “It’s every weekend… This is the third birthday party in eight days where the only thing I’ve done is just go and just do claw machines.” [54:18]
• Broken Wrist Drama:
  • Brandon’s son’s injury leads to multiple weekends spent at claw machines rather than trampolines or climbing zones.

6. Barstool Events, Games & Office Updates

— Sports, Basketball, and the "Joes vs. Pros"

• Context for upcoming streams: a “Joes vs. Pros” basketball event, with former NBA/college stars like Tyler Hansbrough, Jay Williams, and Marshall Henderson taking on Barstool staffers.
  • Discussions on format (“1v1, 2v2, up to 15vs5 if needed”), skill gap, and jokes about who’ll get injured or embarrassed.
  • Tyler Hansbrough: “I haven’t played in probably 5 or 6 years... I mean, we got a lot to lose if we come out here and get smacked.” [91:54]
  • Brandon: “Our office is terrible at basketball.” [93:13]

— Card Drops & Barstool Merch

• New trading card release: details, the chaos of drop timing, and jokes about special “chase cards.”
  • Brandon: “For series two, maybe we reevaluate and do a couple more. But we love you guys.” [120:19]

— Podcast Games in Walmart

• Steven: Announces that he and Nick created a social bluffing game, “Who’s The Bad Guy,” now available at Walmart. [69:49]

— Other Sidebars

• Ongoing St. Patrick’s Day topics, bar reservation discourse, city-by-city culture.
• Light roasting and nostalgia around field hockey, rugby, and growing up (cast stories, playground injuries, etc.).
• Shoe technology for broken bones and the “shoe wall” office reveal.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• “Joey Chestnut’s like the center… ripped a fart so bad that people were almost vomiting their shoes.” — Titus [09:11]
• “I’ve never been more emasculated... I did the VR set SpongeBob roller coaster. Had to take it off. Got dizzy. My son did it like 17 times in a row.” — Brandon [10:46]
• “Blackout rage gallon. This is a new thing kids do. I became aware of it, like, a couple years ago… Just full of vodka and water.” — Brandon [12:12]
• “141 hardboiled eggs in 8 minutes! That’s crazy.” — Brandon [35:00]
• “I looked him in the face; I said, ‘I don’t know you,’ and I walked [away].” — Steven Cheah, on not tying a stranger’s shoe [49:41]
• “It ruins Dave & Buster’s… adults... take everything… tickets up their arms, both sides, and kids can’t get them. It’s crazy.” — Dan [56:33]
• “If a kid walks up... I’m tying the shoe.” — Dan [50:35]
• “I would have dropped my son off if he didn’t have a broken wrist.” — Brandon [54:46]
• “He grabbed me and grabbed my stomach… said, ‘I think I could get you into this.’ … Then he found out I was 37. ‘Oh, you’re too old.’” — Joey (relaying Joey Chestnut’s words) [38:12]
• “Our office is terrible at basketball.” — Brandon [93:13]
• “For series two, maybe we reevaluate and do a couple more. But we love you guys.” — Brandon [120:19]
• “You know, a lot of things in college that money can’t buy. And I think I got that at Carolina.” — Tyler Hansbrough on NIL and college basketball [100:29]

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• [03:35] – St. Patrick’s Day bar culture, booking, and generational shift
• [05:08] – Kate’s bar gets invaded by French rugby fans
• [09:11] – Joey Chestnut’s fart anecdote and group reactions
• [12:12] – Introduction to “Borgs” and generational drinking differences
• [33:01-36:13] – Reading off Joey Chestnut’s eating records
• [38:12] – Joey Chestnut’s search for a protege
• [45:59] – Big Cat’s encounter with the arcade moocher
• [49:41/50:35] – Debate: Should you help unknown kids at parties?
• [54:18] – Parental suffering at the birthday party circuit
• [69:49] – Steven and Nick’s new Walmart social game announcement
• [91:54 / 93:13] – Tyler Hansbrough on basketball event, Barstool’s “athletic” reputation
• [100:29] – Hansbrough on college basketball, loyalty, and NIL

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Tone and Language

Classic Yak energy: fast, irreverent, and packed with inside jokes and friendly jabs; language is candid and conversational, balancing nostalgia with the specific absurdities and minor tragedies of adulthood, sports, and big group dynamics.

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Useful for New Listeners

This episode is a prime snapshot of the Yak’s unique mix: chaotic storytelling, rapid topic pivots, plenty of laughs, long-running Barstool inside jokes, and moments of surprising insight about sports, culture, and modern life. New listeners will get both Barstool’s in-group banter and enough context to join the fun.

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Listen If…

• You want to laugh about the absurdities of parenting, modern parties, and kids’ antics.
• You enjoy sports banter, competitive eating lore, and sports-adjacent events.
• You love a blend of personal storytelling, group debate, and signature Barstool chaos.

Transcript

[Brandon]

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[Dan]

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[Mincy]

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[Tyler]

Whoa.

[Brandon]

Okay. Hello, everyone.

[Dan]

Hello.

[Brandon]

How's everyone doing?

[Dan]

Great.

[Brandon]

You feeling good?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Titus]

This is March, baby.

[Brandon]

March.

[Titus]

Nervous when the balls are bouncing, what

[Brandon]

are you nervous about?

[Kate]

It's just like, too much. So much going on.

[Brandon]

There's energy everywhere.

[Kate]

Yeah, it's a good, good nervous.

[Tate]

Yeah, it's madness.

[Brandon]

Last week was very fun. That's baseball. Yug off. My only regret is we didn't have the bagpipes go for longer. That literally is the only thing I thought about. It's like, we should have kept them

[Kate]

going for, like, 20 more minutes.

[Brandon]

Yeah, 20 minutes.

[Kate]

Really good.

[Brandon]

Gone through the wall.

[Dan]

They would have.

[Brandon]

And then. And now we have Dave. That tells you how clued in Dave is to the barstool world.

[Dan]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Today he, like, organically was like, I'm gonna license. That's baseball.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I tried to talk you by the clip, tj.

[Dan]

I tried to talk him out of it. But he wasn't listening.

[Brandon]

It was wild. See, I was like, okay, Yeah, I guess guys didn't tell him he was also at a horse racing like convention where they basically go to Vegas and sit in. In inside in a convention center and just never go outside and just bet every single track in America. And it's like. It pretty much is degenerate heaven.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And looks awful, but it looks awesome.

[Kate]

Look. Seems like it defeats.

[Dan]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

Yeah, cool. Horse racing. Like you should be outside watching.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Here in the clops of the hoofs. They're in the clop gallop. Gotta hear the clomps close. So you went and saw the Statue of Liberty, huh?

[Tate]

I sure did. In the. In person.

[Dan]

Wow.

[Tate]

Yeah, I had to bring Jackie with just to see what she was up against too.

[Dan]

Was she jealous? A little bit.

[Tate]

She mostly had no idea what was going on. But still. But still.

[Brandon]

How was your St. Patrick's Day with her? It was great.

[Tate]

A little less chaotic than Chicago, which was nice. They don't really go that hard over there, huh?

[Brandon]

Really?

[Tate]

Yeah, I hear it's mostly on the main St. Patrick's actual St. Patrick's Day. I mean, but here it just kind of seemed like. I think. I think I've outgrown that. Having to book a bar a week in advance or sneak through the back door of a bar just to stand around.

[Dan]

I didn't know you had to book a bar.

[Tate]

You got either buy. Pretty much someone show up at 7am

[Dan]

I think booking a bar kind of defeats the purpose of going to a bar. A bar feels like somewhere you're like, hey, buddy, you just want to go to a bar?

[Brandon]

Well, on St. Patrick's Day, it's like every single bar, even the Mexican bar, is like, hey, we're going to.

[Tate]

Yeah, the one on Clark never has anyone in it.

[Brandon]

We're going to just put some green stuff up and call it St. Patrick's Day here. How was Kate? Did you go to the pregame with the. The Deutsch?

[Dan]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Titus]

K.B. he was out and about.

[Brandon]

You went out for St. Patrick's Day?

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Social butterfly.

[Brandon]

What were you wearing?

[Kate]

Green sick ass leather jacket. Rugby green and a green leather jacket.

[Brandon]

Hell yeah.

[Kate]

But not the bright green. So I looked more stylish than the.

[Brandon]

That's so sick.

[Kate]

The freaks in the break room. Yeah, I. I let Cody take me out.

[Dan]

Oh, Cody.

[Brandon]

What?

[Kate]

I let Cody take me out. He had an in at a bar and for like 10 minutes. It was great. Spacious. Not too many People. We had a pool table. We had a table. And then a field trip of like 40 French people came in, took over touch tunes, started playing like, the French national anthem. Started playing like, le.

[Brandon]

This is on St. Patrick's Day.

[Kate]

And then just. They just took over the whole bar, I guess French rugby was playing. And then they were just cheering the whole time. And then I left.

[Brandon]

What bar was this?

[Dan]

French rugby.

[Brandon]

Cody took you out to a French rugby bar?

[Kate]

No, it was a regular bar, but, like a field trip of French people just showed up in hordes. They get off a bus, like, multi gendered. Like, it was. It had to have been like some type of school trip.

[Brandon]

That's crazy.

[Kate]

Extremely annoying.

[Tate]

Yeah, I like.

[Kate]

I was trying to play like jacku. And they're just. Every other song is French.

[Brandon]

French national anthem.

[Kate]

Yep. And then I got bitched. Oh, I got bitched by a traffic volunteer. Oh, like a middle aged pip squeak. Bitched me like a cross. Cross.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

He was like a volunteer traffic director. I started crossing the street and he sprinted at me, pushed me back.

[Dan]

Pushed you?

[Kate]

There was an ambulance coming, but there was enough time for us to talk about it before the ambulance got there.

[Brandon]

But he was giving you, like, the.

[Tyler]

Whoa, whoa.

[Kate]

And then I spent the whole day, like, I should have fought him, and I'm like, no, I shouldn't have, but I'm still pissed.

[Mincy]

And I'm like, was he. Was he, like, mad at you or was he, like, saving your life mad?

[Kate]

No, his mind out.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Power.

[Brandon]

Yeah. That is a position where I said,

[Kate]

don't touch me, man, and it just. I felt like a dork. Yeah.

[Brandon]

That is a position that is drunk with power where it's like, all right, dude, you can't actually do anything. Like, you can't arrest me. You can't say. You could just yell at me sternly.

[Titus]

Exactly.

[Kate]

And that's kind of enough.

[Brandon]

It does kind of work. Yeah.

[Kate]

Destroyed me.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

How do those jobs. Is that, like, authorized in some way to. To. For you to do that, or is that just a guy who buys a vest and a stop sign and walks that.

[Titus]

Oh, it could be.

[Kate]

It could be. I'm sure you can sign up.

[Mincy]

Or do you have to, like. Do you have to get the city to approve your.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Application as a volunteer?

[Tate]

Well, a lot of other crossing guards, like, at schools and stuff, will be cops and they just get.

[Brandon]

Yeah. They'll assign the city, will. You can, like, say, hey, we want to. And, like, the neighborhood will pay for it too. Yeah, sometimes.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Tate]

That's a On days like that, that's just like a hall monitor or someone

[Steven]

trying to get service.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Then I'm like, wait, you know, am I, like, really drunk? Was I being a fool? And I was like, no, like the. The.

[Dan]

We waited.

[Kate]

He scolded me. I stood around, and then the ambulance turns the corner.

[Brandon]

Yeah. That's crazy.

[Dan]

How do you know it was coming?

[Tate]

I hate the stop.

[Brandon]

He was good at probably. Probably the sirens.

[Dan]

How did he not know what was coming? I feel like both.

[Brandon]

Yeah. He actually sounds like kind of dominant is Jack. He was. He was trying to save your life.

[Kate]

Extremely good at his.

[Brandon]

He was like, not only a good at his job, but like a really good human good person.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

He was like, dude, I don't want to see you die today. Let me save you.

[Dan]

But push comes to show they have loved me.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Could you have taken him 100%?

[Kate]

I mean, fact that I'm even thinking about that. I still am.

[Dan]

You definitely sized him up.

[Kate]

Really? I did?

[Brandon]

Yeah. You could have taken him for sure. What? Sweet. So you guys were with Joey Chestnut and Deutsche?

[Kate]

I didn't make that scene.

[Titus]

Yes.

[Brandon]

So whose apartment was that at?

[Titus]

This was at Hannah's party.

[Brandon]

Did I see that picture?

[Titus]

She threw a fantastic party.

[Dan]

I got some questions about some pictures that came out of there.

[Titus]

Okay. Oh, yeah, There was some splits. There was some oldie.

[Dan]

There were some decorations.

[Titus]

There were some decorations. Brandon, you and a Speedo all over the tv.

[Dan]

Right? Oh, how'd that happen?

[Brandon]

Who's. Wait, whose apartment is this?

[Titus]

Hannah.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Titus]

Through a great party, she did these fantastic jello shots with little rainbows with two little cloud puffs of whipped cream on them that I'm still thinking about.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Titus]

It was great. She had the big mixed drink things going, but I look out and Joey Chestnut is out on the patio and it was like a good breeze going, okay, there he is. There's Brandon.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Oh, that's cool. Brandon.

[Titus]

But out on the patio, Joey Chestnut's like the center of the. And there's dudes talking to him. And all of a sudden I see this from the kitchen and everybody is like. Like dry heaving and putting their faces. I guess Joey pictures on a gusty balcony ripped a fart so bad that people were almost vomiting their shoes.

[Dan]

And I never thought of Chestnut farts.

[Titus]

Dudes came running in and they were like, I have never smelled anything like that. It.

[Kate]

Like, it like, it's comforting to know that that's what he. Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kate]

That's what he should be.

[Mincy]

Makes a lot of sense.

[Titus]

And I feel should be honored to be like, I smelled a Joey Chestnut fart. That's rare.

[Brandon]

You can't be like, Joey, how could you?

[Titus]

Right?

[Brandon]

You're like, of course, all people checks out.

[Kate]

Joe, what have you been eating?

[Brandon]

This is.

[Titus]

There's oldie also. I will say so. You know, we're all like, deutsch is deutsche. Is a wild card where, you know, he ran off the one time in the Steelers outfit up to Logan Square, whatever. From here.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

He came up to me with a little bit of fear in his eyes saying, Joey Chestnut is a problem. Is off the chain today.

[Brandon]

I kind of want to talk to the holidays.

[Titus]

He's like, I got to think, I gotta keep an eye on him today. And like, Deutsch was like, sobered up, concerned.

[Brandon]

Is that. Is that. By the way, I was thinking about this and that. I didn't go out on St. Patrick's Day. I went to another birthday party for a seven year old, which just what I do. Side note, I. I got. I. I've never been more emasculated. I did the VR set dive. I feel your pain now. I did the VR set. Spongebob roller coaster. Had to take it off. Got dizzy.

[Kate]

Nauseous.

[Brandon]

Yeah. My son did it like 17 times in a row.

[Kate]

Are you standing up when you do that?

[Brandon]

No, you're sitting. And I was like, this is actually too much. Had to take it off. There's no worse thing than having a friend visit and having to. And be like, they're a liability and knowing it early in the day. Yeah. Like being like, well, this just ruined like the rest of my day. I have to stay somewhat sober because my friend can't handle this now.

[Titus]

He might have been fine. He was lovely to talk to. Lovely guy.

[Brandon]

Yeah. I'm not saying that Joe was that, but that is. Yes, that. That triggered something in my brain where it's like, there is no word like, I'm going to go out. I'm going to have a great day. Oh, shit. Now I have to babysit.

[Mincy]

Imagine what it would take drinking for Deutsch to say that about you.

[Brandon]

I know.

[Titus]

He had fear in his eyes.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I mean, George has his wild card.

[Titus]

He was a wild card.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You don't eat that many dogs.

[Titus]

Oh, you're right.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Titus]

But he was fun. It was fun. It was a good time. It was nice mixing and mingling, seeing everybody.

[Tyler]

The Borgs.

[Brandon]

I want to talk about the Borg.

[Dan]

Yeah, that's a.

[Tate]

Is that a newer phenomenon? I know they've been around, but I'VE never seen photos like the ones I was seeing this year.

[Brandon]

I knew about it, like, two. The Borgs.

[Mincy]

What are.

[Dan]

What are you talking about, the Borgs?

[Brandon]

We're talking about Borgs, right?

[Tate]

Where do we.

[Brandon]

Blackout, rage, gallon. This is a new thing kids do. I. I became aware of it, like, a couple years ago. I saw. I think it was either Mifflin or something in Madison. I saw a bunch of Borgs.

[Titus]

Yeah. And they named the Borgs.

[Brandon]

Yeah, they named the Borgs. That one is funny.

[Titus]

Bruce Vader, Ginsborg.

[Kate]

Yeah, I can get into that.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Otter and the Sorcerers, and they just. It's just full of vodka and water and, like.

[Kate]

I'm not gonna make fun of that.

[Brandon]

No, I.

[Kate]

That's what I was doing anyway. Except look at that.

[Brandon]

That's so many Borgs.

[Tyler]

So.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that's. I feel like this. That it was. We just did the stretch, and it was like, I. I already feel old. But it was like a true. Feel old because I remember we just use a flask.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

An actual metal flask. That feels ancient.

[Dan]

Goodness, Grace.

[Titus]

I always said.

[Brandon]

Yeah. I feel like a railroad operator now.

[Tate]

Well, this defeats the purpose, too, because you used to put it in, like, you know, a water bottle, disguise it. But now you can have a gallon.

[Steven]

Just.

[Kate]

You're allowed to just.

[Brandon]

No, they just. They confiscated. The cops were just taking them left and right. The Borgs were getting crazy. Tj, have you borked?

[Kate]

Probably no.

[Brandon]

What ages. Who's in the gambling cave right now? I want to ask Rick about board.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Get in here. Yeah, yeah.

[Tate]

Borgon.

[Dan]

Borgen.

[Brandon]

Wallen's food.

[Dan]

Rick definitely named his after, like, an Indian football.

[Kate]

Yeah. I'll be getting into his music. He's really good at music.

[Brandon]

He is.

[Kate]

I've been listening. I never gave him, like, a fair try.

[Brandon]

What about as a guy, do you like him? I don't.

[Kate]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Titus]

Kristen Cavallary said he lays the pipe.

[Brandon]

Wait, Morgan Wallen?

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Christian.

[Titus]

I believe maybe I'm getting.

[Dan]

I believe she's right, but I believe

[Brandon]

she said, like, it messed up, that I'm still like, oh, no. That's actually what I was about to say. Be misogynistic. And I'm not gonna do that.

[Kate]

Here we go.

[Dan]

It's been years. Hey, Rick.

[Tate]

Hey.

[Brandon]

Well, Jay Color is my friend, so it's like, how dare she?

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

But they've been divorced for, like, years.

[Kate]

I bored before. Mean a lot to him.

[Brandon]

Yeah. I got his back.

[Kate]

I did not this weekend. I think I've kind of aged out

[Brandon]

of it, but they got big, like, my senior year.

[Dan]

You have Borg?

[Steven]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

What were your Borg names actually?

[Kate]

Whiteboard Rick.

[Brandon]

Oh, that's so good. How'd you think of that?

[Kate]

The guy from.

[Brandon]

The same reason I thought of my burner name. The guy from Detroit. Oh, that's so good.

[Kate]

Ruth Bader Ginsburg was another one.

[Brandon]

Why did you answer that real?

[Tate]

I don't know.

[Kate]

Ruth Bader Ginsburg was another one. I don't know. I'd have to.

[Brandon]

You got political with it, right?

[Tate]

Your ears.

[Dan]

You know how headphones work.

[Tate]

Flipped.

[Brandon]

There we go.

[Dan]

There you go.

[Kate]

I like to have one out.

[Titus]

Oh, make America Borg again.

[Brandon]

I'm looking up. I'm looking up the best porn. I had a notes app.

[Tate]

I wonder if I still have. Is this strictly a house. Like a house party thing, or are you. Were you doing this when you were underage, like, outside drinking at a park?

[Kate]

It was a house party thing.

[Brandon]

Is it just. Is it just like jungle juice on the go?

[Kate]

Yeah, it's. So you get the gallon of water. You pour out half the gallon of water, fill it up with vodka, the

[Brandon]

rest of it squirt in a bunch of meo.

[Kate]

And yeah, you got a Borg.

[Brandon]

It actually, like, it keeps you.

[Titus]

That's cute.

[Kate]

The hangover is not as bad because you're hydrating the entire time while you're drinking.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Some of these make no sense.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

A little Borg patino makes no sense.

[Dan]

Little Uzi Borg.

[Brandon]

You're just putting Borg in.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You're just saying Borg before you're allowed to do that. Adolf Borg.

[Kate]

Le Borg.

[Brandon]

James was another one for me.

[Kate]

Brown versus the Borg of Education. That's a classic.

[Dan]

Notorious B O R G. Brendan, how

[Mincy]

do you feel about all this?

[Dan]

I hate it.

[Shock]

Yeah.

[Dan]

I hate it. Mark and.

[Brandon]

I don't know. Iona. What?

[Kate]

Bork Malone.

[Dan]

Brown versus the Borg of Education.

[Brandon]

That's good.

[Dan]

That's a good one.

[Brandon]

That one I like.

[Dan]

That's the one that made me the baddest.

[Kate]

When did that hit y'?

[Dan]

All? I don't know.

[Brandon]

Pablo escoborg. That's good.

[Dan]

54.

[Kate]

No.

[Dan]

Are you.

[Brandon]

Some of these are fast at 54.

[Dan]

Hit us in, like, 72.

[Tate]

Are your Borg days behind you?

[Steven]

Yeah, I would say so.

[Tate]

What's the cutoff age, you think? Is it younger than Gen Z? I don't.

[Kate]

I don't. I don't think you should be Borgin past college.

[Shock]

Yeah.

[Dan]

So.

[Brandon]

Yeah, because that's a college house party. Or like, when we would go Wait

[Kate]

in line for basketball games all day. We'd bring a board with us.

[Brandon]

Well, I assume all the Borgs that were confiscated, that's just. Just a bunch of kids that are underage. I would assume so. Yeah. Like you, if you're not Borging if you can go to a bar.

[Kate]

Right, right, right, right. Just walking around in the freezing cold.

[Brandon]

Did you ever get Borg taken? No, we.

[Kate]

We were still so early to the wave that, like, cops didn't really know what they were.

[Brandon]

We were just carrying around jugs of colored liquor. How the. Did cops not know what I heard, like, pl.

[Tate]

Probably green milk.

[Kate]

They weren't. They weren't confiscating them in mass like they will.

[Brandon]

Electric blue water. Water jugs. Yeah, I'm sure that's Gatorade.

[Kate]

Yeah, but we never. We're getting them confiscated in mass like that.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Look at this.

[Titus]

Ah, see? Andre dumping a de Bor.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Why is he dumping it so slow?

[Brandon]

I don't know.

[Tate]

Dramatic effect.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Porgs invade Chicago.

[Dan]

Oh, I hate it. I hate it.

[Brandon]

Oh, no, that's cool.

[Titus]

That's cool.

[Brandon]

That cop collected the Borgs. That's a shitload of alcohol.

[Dan]

Is Chicago the number one St. Patrick City in the country, or there's some random ones too?

[Titus]

Someone told me. Savannah.

[Brandon]

Yeah, Savannah.

[Titus]

I've heard.

[Brandon]

It's, like, huge.

[Dan]

I got to be honest, growing up, I never did a St. Patrick's Day. Like, I never. It was never a.

[Mincy]

Same.

[Brandon]

It's a fun holiday up.

[Titus]

It's fun. New York is good. It's the nooks and crannies, I hear.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Titus]

You see, it's the little neighborhoods in the boroughs.

[Tate]

Chicago's so good that it's, like, bad now.

[Dan]

Too much.

[Kate]

Too overwhelming. Disgusting.

[Dan]

Like, is it.

[Brandon]

There's a lot of pressure. It's almost like a New Year's Eve type of situation. It's like you got. I mean, you got guys saying, we're getting ready for the holidays.

[Dan]

Nothing would ever make me want to go to a bar less than having to make a reservation for said bar. Yeah, that sounds awful.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I know, but that's. That's not something you would do. That's something. Every friend group needs one guy who's the planner, and he's like, hey, I got us 20 wristbands for this bar. And you're like, great. Okay, I never. I don't think I've ever. But you're actively gotten.

[Mincy]

Brandon, if you need reservations, you're describing a bar that's going to be packed to the gills.

[Dan]

Sure.

[Brandon]

Correct. But that's. Yeah.

[Mincy]

That sucks.

[Dan]

Any bar over 75% capacity is awful.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

If there's music going and everybody's with it, then the vibe is actually I've been in some St. Patrick's Day crowded bars.

[Dan]

You went to the pre game, right?

[Titus]

Awesome.

[Dan]

Yeah. Did you go to bars afterwards?

[Titus]

I went home and I Pat took the kids to a museum, so I cleaned the fuck out of my house.

[Dan]

You went pregame for cleaning your house?

[Titus]

Yeah, I was, I saw people going to the bars. I was like, maybe I'll do that. And then I thought about my house being empty and I was like, I could clean the the out of it right now.

[Dan]

That feel good?

[Titus]

I felt crazy.

[Brandon]

I mean, you probably played it right. Like St. Patrick said, you can't. You have to pick your spots. Like either go early and leave early because then you get like the zombies late. Who stayed all day.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Everything is sticky by the time you get there.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Late, like 7:00 o'clock at night. You just have half coherent people.

[Kate]

That's. Yeah.

[Titus]

I think the worst. Taking care of your drunk friend who like, you know, you have to slow down drinking. But also talking to people who are way drunker than you is tough. That can be tough.

[Tyler]

Brutal.

[Titus]

I could handle a few in a row, but a lot in a row. So I was like, you know what, I got to mop.

[Tate]

At what age is it? Like maybe, maybe your friend just deals with the consequences of their actions. Like how responsible are you for helping a 35 year old. 35 stay stay alive?

[Brandon]

Well, the problem is if they're staying. I think it all depends on where they're staying.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

If they're staying at your place, you are responsible for them because then you have to deal with them getting back to your place. If they have like a hotel room, it. I don't care.

[Dan]

True.

[Tate]

But it's like hypothetically say they've been there before. They know exactly where you live and how to get there. Like what are you gonna do? Just finger trap yourself to them all day?

[Brandon]

I guess it depends on how drunk too.

[Kate]

I'm not. Yeah. Third, my 35 year old homie isn't getting but up by his hair.

[Brandon]

Sure. You have a friend who's like, he's a. A well known problem when he gets drunk and you're like, you can leave them, but you know that you're almost complicit in a crime.

[Kate]

Gonna kill him.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Right.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You leave them and you know there's.

[Kate]

They always freeze to death.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah. They lose their phone Immediately.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Like, you won't see them. So it's. Yeah, it's one of those situations they're

[Tate]

not gonna pay you back for the bail money you spent on.

[Brandon]

Right, right. You're like, I just.

[Tate]

Deutsch has had a number of stories where I'm starting to think he is just the most responsible of his friend group, dude.

[Brandon]

Well, when I. When we hired him, I said to him, I was like, the only thing I have to ask you is like, I, you know, I know drinking is like part of your content, but, like, do I have to ever worry about. He's like, no, I. I just. I honestly just get silent and go home. And I was like, okay, great. Because I was like, I don't. I, like, I love you, Deutsch, but, like, I don't want to every weekend be like, oh, Deutsch ended up, you know, face down in the middle of the street and everyone's taking pictures and stuff. He's like, no, I don't do that. So I think he might be the most responsible.

[Tate]

Yeah, his PR is almost backwards. Like, he drinks like crazy, but he's a very chill drunk.

[Brandon]

Right.

[Tate]

He's not even like taking a shirt off or. Or anything.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I mean, we've seen it on the case race. He just goes silent.

[Tate]

Yeah, that's what you want.

[Kate]

35 beers is his Lexapro every day.

[Brandon]

It's just how he mellows out.

[Kate]

35 to 40.

[Brandon]

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[Kate]

Oh, Race.

[Brandon]

That's pretty awesome to get it. Yeah, it's a whole new. It's essentially an update to the first. So it's the same pictures as the first cards, but the first cards you signed were numbered to 1, 10 and 25. These are numbered to 2, 5 and 30. So it's. It's. It's new borders. It's new. It's. It's an expansion to the first set of cards.

[Kate]

I get it.

[Brandon]

There's twice as many packs available as there was the first time. Perfect. You're limited to three per order. How many are you gonna get, T.J. probably 12 or 15.

[Tyler]

You would.

[Brandon]

Those are gonna be awesome. Okay, so what. I mean, we. Titus and I just watched basketball all weekend.

[Mincy]

Just got ball in the brain.

[Brandon]

We have ball in the brain. Very fun streams.

[Mincy]

Yeah. I love Bosco this time of year.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I.

[Mincy]

He's at his best.

[Brandon]

He was. He was quite something. We also had one of the most chaotically ridiculous moments on Saturday where Titus Tate and I were arguing about women's hockey college while Mincy was fighting for his life in the Ole Miss Arkansas game. And then Connor Stallions walked in. Yeah.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Tate was so heated.

[Mincy]

It's too much. All of that was like a 10 minute window.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

T. T. I keep laughing about it. Tate turned to me and just so matter of fact was like, how could you? You know, I like to prepare. He is. He's a total prepared.

[Kate]

Dangerous. Yeah, I am too. But that.

[Mincy]

And then he. And then he sat down for the rest of the stream and started working on notes in case he bumps into Conor Stallions again.

[Kate]

He'll be the next time.

[Tate]

Ready to start.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Wild Connor, he just went.

[Mincy]

He went full mute. He was. Stayed on the couch. He pulls out his laptop, just goes full mute. Does not acknowledge any of the basketball going on. Is just typing away.

[Brandon]

Y.

[Mincy]

Getting ready to look one time and he just like shuts the computer. He's like, don't look.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it was. It was quite a.

[Dan]

No.

[Brandon]

Connor Stallions was here for maybe 10 minutes and. Yeah.

[Tate]

Was he just in the neighborhood?

[Brandon]

He was here for Michigan.

[Tate]

Okay.

[Brandon]

For the Big Ten tournament. And then stopped by.

[Tate]

Might as well.

[Brandon]

It was very.

[Steven]

It was.

[Brandon]

And that all was happening in like, again. Mincy was like in an overtime battle for his life.

[Kate]

We were just like, whatever dude, you're arguing about women's.

[Brandon]

What Wisconsin and Ohio State are. Are about to play. Are we in the championship game or we're just in the final four?

[Mincy]

We're both in the final fourth.

[Brandon]

Oh, so we're not even.

[Mincy]

We play set yet. No, but I mean, come on. Yeah, it'll be. We've played for the national championship the last three years, I think.

[Dan]

Oh, hockey.

[Mincy]

Women's hockey. And then we're. We're number one and number two again. We're going to play.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah. Something to. To really it.

[Brandon]

We have a dynasty and Satan.

[Mincy]

We have a dynasty.

[Brandon]

Trying to comp. Would you say two?

[Mincy]

When we win this year, we will have another. We'll. We'll have another dynasty.

[Brandon]

Let me ask you guys a question.

[Mincy]

Three and four years, definitely dynasty.

[Brandon]

Okay. Well, yeah, three and four years, definitely a dynasty. Wisconsin's done that pretty much every four years that you can look back in the last.

[Kate]

In women's hockey.

[Brandon]

Yeah, we've won four and six.

[Kate]

Four and six.

[Dan]

So competing dynasties.

[Shock]

Well, no.

[Brandon]

Again, would you say two national titles is a dynasty?

[Dan]

It needs to get three, I think.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Dan's doing the technicality that.

[Brandon]

Well, you don't have a dynasty.

[Mincy]

Wisconsin, this year we're going to beat him again.

[Dan]

But if he goes to three, it's a dynasty.

[Brandon]

Yeah, Right. Which we already have.

[Dan]

You've won four of the last six.

[Brandon]

Three out of the last five. Four Last six.

[Mincy]

We won two in a row. They beat us last year when they cheated in the shootout and the girls skated backwards, which you're not allowed to do. And she won the game winning goal. So we lost in the championship last year to them. And then this year we're going to win it again. And three or Sophie. Four in a row.

[Dan]

So if Ohio State does this and gets their third, you're not a dynasty anymore because they're the current dynasty.

[Brandon]

No, we would still be a dynasty, I believe.

[Dan]

Concurrent dynasties.

[Brandon]

Well, yeah.

[Mincy]

And this is what we were talking about as Connor Stallions.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Meanwhile, Mitchy's screaming.

[Brandon]

Also, Ohio State did not win two in a row. That was just false what you just said.

[Dan]

Oh, if you're lying about it, then I would.

[Mincy]

We win.

[Brandon]

You won two out of three in the same. In the same time length that we won three out of five and also four out of five. So again.

[Mincy]

Right.

[Brandon]

We have four out of five.

[Dan]

How could they win two out of three while you're winning four out of five?

[Brandon]

We.

[Shock]

We.

[Brandon]

We won in 19, 21, 23 and 25. That's four out of five. 20 didn't count because it was Covid.

[Mincy]

1921.

[Dan]

1921, 22, 23, 24.

[Brandon]

Okay, okay. And they won in 22 and 24. We have four out of five or four out of six. Four out of six. They have. They won two out of four the last four years.

[Dan]

So this weekend is huge.

[Kate]

Is this weekend or you're playing for the Friday Sunday.

[Brandon]

But Brandon, you understand what I'm saying, if they win this year.

[Dan]

Right.

[Brandon]

They would say that they've won three out of five. We still have three out of five.

[Mincy]

Brand, let me ask you this as an outsider. As an outsider, your read on this situation. Is he quaking in his boots right now?

[Brandon]

No.

[Mincy]

It sounds like he sounds like he's quaking.

[Dan]

Not a little bit.

[Mincy]

Doesn't it?

[Brandon]

Again, they would be. They would tie Clarkson.

[Shock]

The.

[Brandon]

The juggernaut of Clarkson.

[Dan]

Well, we're not going to sit on Clarkson here, are we?

[Brandon]

I will.

[Dan]

Seems like if you, if you get a couple good players, you're just going to win two or three in a row.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

What would be more impressive? Four out of six, four out of seven or three out of five?

[Dan]

The open ended one.

[Brandon]

We have that right now.

[Dan]

We're not right now. But I'm saying after this they can have the open ended one. Right.

[Brandon]

Okay, so we have the dynasty right now.

[Dan]

But I said when they win, if

[Brandon]

they win, they're not gonna for five

[Mincy]

more days and then it's ours.

[Brandon]

So then when we win, you're just gonna die. You're done with the dynasty talk. You have to be.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dan]

I got stuck in a hotel one time with a. With a women's professional hockey league team and they were just maybe surprisingly is a bad word. They were hot. Whoa. They were hot. They were hot.

[Tyler]

Kate.

[Titus]

What?

[Dan]

It was in Philly too. What? The Wrestlemania. And we were sharing the hotel with a women's professional hockey league team. And like, they were all hot.

[Kate]

You're beautiful.

[Titus]

My IUP rugby team was smoke shows. They were.

[Dan]

What was. What was? Your noise.

[Brandon]

Sorry.

[Mincy]

Which women? Which sport has the athletes you think, Brandon?

[Dan]

Well, I mean, obviously we know the answer to that one. What'd you play, Kate?

[Titus]

Rugby.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Titus]

Field hockey. Said we got the plaid skirts.

[Dan]

You played field hockey too?

[Titus]

I went to college to play field hockey.

[Dan]

I thought you played rugby.

[Titus]

I played D2. I partied too hard and then I played rugby.

[Dan]

Okay. Yeah, Rugby was your fallback sport.

[Titus]

Yeah, I went to Europe.

[Kate]

Two sport college athlete.

[Titus]

Yes.

[Kate]

War veteran. You're incredible.

[Mincy]

Don't tell.

[Kate]

Talk about sports.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Badass.

[Titus]

I went to the D2.

[Kate]

What a resume.

[Dan]

Yeah. You're unfortunately, impressive when we pull back the layers and it pisses me off.

[Mincy]

You want to play on the pros team tonight with us?

[Titus]

Kind of. I saw you get roasted.

[Mincy]

I know.

[Brandon]

Well, I mean, it's crazy. You're playing on the pros team, Titus. Why don't you. Helping out the boys?

[Mincy]

I'm. I was a Harlem Globetro. I don't understand. I don't understand.

[Titus]

Did you get to pick or you were told you're playing on the pros?

[Mincy]

I told Tate. I don't want to say what's going to happen, but.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Yeah. I mean, I'm not. I'm. I imagine the pros aren't going to use me.

[Titus]

I think so.

[Mincy]

Imagine the pros.

[Brandon]

Well, they might have to. I think there's some big time flight issues.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Come on in. Deutsch. So this is playing.

[Mincy]

I see one Harlem Globetrotter on that list. By the way.

[Kate]

Did you, like, look for apartments in Harlem?

[Tyler]

Is that what they did?

[Mincy]

I did, yeah.

[Kate]

They moved to Harlem.

[Mincy]

Did. Had to move my whole family there.

[Brandon]

Oh, no.

[Dan]

All right.

[Brandon]

That was mean.

[Dan]

That was the meme you were talking about.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Hey, Deutsche.

[Joey]

What's up, guys?

[Brandon]

How was the holidays?

[Joey]

It was a lot of fun.

[Brandon]

Put the mic a little closer.

[Joey]

We started at 7am at Billy Goat Tavern.

[Brandon]

Nice.

[Joey]

Had some beers and some breakfast, fueled up for the day, and then went over to Montoya's.

[Mincy]

Who's we?

[Dan]

Who?

[Mincy]

What's the group? What's the crew?

[Joey]

At that point, it was just me and Mr. Chestnut.

[Tyler]

Love that.

[Brandon]

Were you there for his fart?

[Joey]

I was there for multiple.

[Brandon]

He's a repeat offender.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Dan]

Were they everything that we hear them to be?

[Joey]

Incredible. I've never. I've never smelt anything like it.

[Dan]

Oh.

[Joey]

But, like, you got to kind of appreciate it.

[Kate]

The off season or is he still mid season?

[Joey]

I think he's kind of in the off season.

[Brandon]

Is there an off season? I feel like he's got like a. He'll just pop up, like. Yeah, I just see.

[Kate]

And just do like, blueberry biscuits.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Or like, I. I just ate 225 clams.

[Dan]

His training is about to offer July 4th, right?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Randomly. When the clam open.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Joey]

Clams would be incredible.

[Brandon]

He got paid $3,000 to win the Clam Open.

[Joey]

I think he just did bagels, which is insane.

[Brandon]

That's nuts. How many bagels?

[Joey]

I think.

[Kate]

Oh, that. His jaw must have been holy.

[Joey]

Like the Big massive ones with cream cheese, I think cream cheese. I think he did like 17 and

[Brandon]

three quarters in how much time? 16 and seven eighths in eight minutes. Oh, my God, dude, that's so much chewing. Oh.

[Kate]

Just in his gut. Biome ready.

[Joey]

And I think he edged out, like, one of his best friends that lives in Chicago by, like, one bite. Like a. I think it was, like, less than a quarter.

[Brandon]

Bagel eating champion.

[Mincy]

What's the purse for these?

[Kate]

Dude, I love how it's not one thing.

[Brandon]

It's always. Yeah, it's like always. 5,000.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Didn't you say this is right under hot dogs?

[Joey]

Like, number two, I think this. And then, like, wings. I think he did, like 245 wings. Maybe in 10 minutes.

[Brandon]

Bertoletti's been here, right?

[Kate]

Bertoletti's.

[Tyler]

Yeah, he's.

[Kate]

He's a solid dude.

[Joey]

Yeah, he's the nice competitor. He's the nicest guy.

[Brandon]

Can we see all the things that Joey Chestnut's competed in?

[Mincy]

Yeah, I always forget. He's. He's an indie guy.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he lives. Yeah, he just drove up here. I think he lived in California for a long time, and then he just moved back, like, a couple years ago.

[Mincy]

So, I mean, that's.

[Kate]

Is he eaten in 49 food?

[Mincy]

Is he eating basketball?

[Kate]

That's right.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Dan]

Jalapeno pops.

[Brandon]

This is a time I had those

[Dan]

forever 47 grilled cheeses in 10 minutes.

[Titus]

What's a horseshoe sandwich?

[Dan]

Oh. Oh, God.

[Brandon]

Bread, hamburger patty. Eleanor cheese, pork, chicken wings, steak. Oh.

[Dan]

2008 was nine pounds of pulled pork.

[Brandon]

Funnel cake. That was probably delicious.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Within my first five minutes of meeting Bertoletti, he showed me a picture of his puke after the. The blueberry contest. And it was just straight unchewed blueberries.

[Kate]

Brain Brian. Oh, brain tacos.

[Brandon]

Brain tacos.

[Joey]

God, Danny, you said brain tacos.

[Kate]

Hard boiled eggs. Is that not to imagine?

[Brandon]

Oh, hard boiled eggs.

[Joey]

That was not puke.

[Tate]

That was his.

[Dan]

He ate 25 of those cat sandwiches. Those things are huge.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God. 141 hardboiled legs getting slept on here. Eight minutes. That's crazy.

[Kate]

In Radcliffe. Oh, yeah.

[Titus]

He had to have just been swallowing them whole like a snake.

[Brandon]

Deep fried asparagus. Turkey hole. Oh, my God, this tour.

[Tate]

Does he have, like, a certain boysenberry piece, a certain line do they're like a food he just can't stand?

[Kate]

Glazed donuts. 55 and eight minutes. 55 donuts.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Titus]

81 mutton sandwiches.

[Steven]

Is he the most decorated?

[Brandon]

Yeah. Look at this. St. Pedro Fish Market shrimp, 7 pounds.

[Dan]

What's a canteen sandwich?

[Brandon]

Oh, it's just like, all different versions of sloppy joe. Yeah. Wait, how many went back on the canteen sandwiches?

[Dan]

He's going all over the country doing. He's got. He's got records all over the country.

[Titus]

28 pounds of poutine.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God. Eggo waffles. 81 in eight minutes. Who comes up with that? That championship. The waffle eating championship.

[Kate]

Ramen noodles at the core.

[Tate]

32 Big Macs and 30.

[Dan]

Took him a while with the Big Macs Covet year.

[Brandon]

Yeah, these are. Him and Gorski got a little. How does he not have, like, a.24

[Dan]

pounds of red beans and rice?

[Brandon]

Why are we not just following him around with camera all the time?

[Mincy]

32 servings of popcorn in 8 minutes at a minor league baseball game.

[Brandon]

14 pounds of baloney slices in 8 minutes. 14 pounds of baloney.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah, that was popcorn.

[Dan]

Too easy to stuff down like that.

[Tate]

We got a liquid.

[Brandon]

Oh, then he went. £15 of baloney slices at the ultimate baloney showdown. Jesus.

[Dan]

Yeah, he had a bad. He had a bad Bologna run in 24. I got it better.

[Brandon]

There's nothing this man won't eat.

[Mincy]

What's it like going to dinner?

[Kate]

Yeah, he went to.

[Mincy]

Just to.

[Kate]

Is he ate with him?

[Joey]

Yeah. He's hilarious. He's super funny. He might be in, like, the top 10 most recognizable people.

[Mincy]

I meant more about, like, habits.

[Dan]

Was the order personality?

[Mincy]

Like, what?

[Dan]

We just.

[Joey]

We both just got omelets.

[Tate]

Like, does it affect your parents? Like, does it.

[Steven]

Just one.

[Tate]

Is he ever full at a normal dinner?

[Joey]

I don't know if he's ever full. I know, but he's, like, health conscious and tries to eat good. He'll be like. He'll do, like, cleanses, but health conscious

[Brandon]

as much as a guy who's.

[Joey]

Right.

[Brandon]

15 baloney.

[Joey]

Right? Right.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Joey]

Like, he just went and did a cleanse. I think it was, like, in Thailand or something. And didn't eat. I think he just, like, drank liquids for, like, days.

[Brandon]

And that makes sense. What did the rest of the day look like? How long were you with Mr. Chestnut?

[Joey]

We were probably out until like, seven or eight.

[Brandon]

And he was just going the whole time?

[Joey]

Yeah, he was going. And he. I mean, thousands of people just constantly coming up to him because you got to think of. It's not like he's on a sports team where, like, only people in a specific area, like, he's. Everyone knows he's America's, like, guy.

[Brandon]

It's good to know, was he chugging beers?

[Joey]

We chugged some beers. We shotgunned some beers on Montoya's porch, which was fun.

[Tate]

They made him stay out there a while.

[Kate]

Does he. Does he talk to you or treat you as if you're a protege?

[Joey]

The first time I met him, he, like, grabbed me and grabbed my stomach, and we're just like, so.

[Mincy]

Yes.

[Joey]

I think I could get you, like, into this.

[Brandon]

He's like, he groomed you. He's. He groomed you for hard boiled eggs.

[Kate]

That's got to feel great.

[Joey]

Oh, it felt great. But that would be a lot to live. I couldn't handle that kind of pressure, you know? But so he was grabbing me. He's like, eventually, I'm going to need a protege.

[Kate]

Feeling you. He was feeling your stomach.

[Joey]

You had it doing that. And then he found out I was 37. And he's like, oh, yeah, you're too old.

[Brandon]

Oh, no.

[Joey]

Which kind of sucked.

[Brandon]

But that does suck. You let him down.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Joey]

He was disappointed after that.

[Tate]

What about Bertoletti? Why isn't he in protege talks?

[Joey]

I think they're. They're right.

[Kate]

Their rival's already up.

[Joey]

They're like, right around the same age.

[Brandon]

It's gotta suck, though, being a competitive eater in the age of Joey Chestnut.

[Joey]

Oh, any other time, he's coming in first.

[Brandon]

You're just going. You're just in immense pain to never win. No glory.

[Kate]

But there's got to be opens and tournaments he's not going to.

[Joey]

Right, Right.

[Brandon]

But you got to know in the back of your head, like, well, if

[Mincy]

he did shows up. Yeah.

[Tyler]

It wouldn't.

[Brandon]

It would be his competition here.

[Joey]

Yeah. So I think he won in 24, the only year that Joe. I think he held out.

[Brandon]

Band.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Joey]

Held out or whatever happened.

[Brandon]

And there was a year that he lost after his fiance dumped him. That was. That was. That was tough.

[Mincy]

Is there any food he's not good at? Does he have, like. Like, Federer has to overcome clay courts, you know? Like, it's just not like, yeah, is

[Brandon]

there one food that's like, I just can't do it.

[Mincy]

Can't play on. On clay.

[Joey]

I'll have to. I'll text him that one.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Joey]

I want to know if he has a kryptonite.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Like, not even. Because there's probably foods that he just refuses to eat. I'm saying, like, I think what you're saying, Titus, too, is like a food that he's attempted and he just can't win.

[Mincy]

He just can't get it down. Right. It just like, won't go down the goal at quite right.

[Joey]

I think that, like, the amount of pain that they put their bodies through, I don't know if they'd be like, oh, I'm not gonna. I don't know if a food would, like, really matter, you know?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Joey]

I think it's more of just like eating through pain.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

What's. What's like a retirement look like for him? What does aging look like when you have this as your career? Do you think he's capable of acknowledging that? Like, you know, when he's like 50 years old, maybe I should stop doing this. Or do you think he's just going to always show up at small town fairs and compete in their pie eating?

[Kate]

Able to give it up?

[Joey]

That's a good question. But he's so competitive.

[Tate]

Right.

[Joey]

I could see him, like, even if he took a year, I think he'd, like, look at the number and be like, that's terrible. Like, next year I'm getting back in there.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Joey]

Even if he was like 75,

[Steven]

if.

[Mincy]

Yeah. I think he's got to have it forever. I think he's going to. Yeah. I just can't imagine a world where he's just not doing this.

[Brandon]

Yeah. But I also don't want to imagine a world where he doesn't win. Like, I don't want to see a washed up Joey Chestnut.

[Mincy]

Yeah, that'd be tough.

[Brandon]

That would kill me.

[Mincy]

Tough.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Like, imagine being James Webb. Like, you're just, you're just in pain all the time and you're just like, yeah. Joey Chester just beats me.

[Joey]

He, he, this guy does like, really well on Tick Tock and Instagram.

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Joey]

He does like a bunch of his own food challenges. And yeah, he's very popular, but his

[Brandon]

record's 40, so he's still 30 off the pitch.

[Dan]

He's also the undisputed champion of the southern hemisphere, which is half the planet, guys.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that's cool. Move there.

[Kate]

Getting 20th place every round. He's still a pro. He's making no money, no glory.

[Brandon]

Probably gets asked.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Every time he brings it up, probably gets asked, what's Joey Chestnut like?

[Kate]

Right. Like, that still puts on a hell of a performance. You'll eat 112 oreos in two minutes just to get 30th place. Then he has to book a flight home with his own money.

[Brandon]

He's got 200 little smokies, no problem.

[Kate]

Opens up his pantry and just throws punches it. I can't do it.

[Joey]

It's crazy how hard 20 is to do, like, my. My buddy from home, like, two months ago. He's like, I want to get into hot dog eating. And I'm like, all right, let's boil up some dogs.

[Brandon]

I did it. I competed against Joey.

[Joey]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I had 12 and 12 minutes or 10 minutes and I was.

[Kate]

It's really good.

[Brandon]

So sick.

[Joey]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

That felt like such shit for days. And that is 60 off of what Joey eats.

[Joey]

My. My buddy ate seven and then went outside and projectile vomited.

[Brandon]

Oh, man. Yeah, it's brutal.

[Kate]

I think you would regret it, though, if you didn't give it a. You know, like a real attempt.

[Brandon]

Deutsch. They do the Chug now, too, at Nathan's. Could you do that? Yeah, the lemonade.

[Joey]

Well, they did do the Chug until someone projectile vomited.

[Dan]

Airsoft.

[Brandon]

Fatty. Who's been on the yak?

[Titus]

I think they don't do this anymore.

[Tyler]

No.

[Joey]

So a guy just started, like, projectile vomiting and they canceled it onto the crowd, which sucks.

[Kate]

I would imagine that's a common occurrence.

[Joey]

Yeah, because that's a. That's a gallon of ice cold lemonade. Like, that would be tough to put down.

[Tate]

Well, what they think was going to happen, of course there's going to be some projectile. Was it purposely aiming at the crowd or something?

[Joey]

No, he was. I think he was trying to hold it in, but he did squirt it on the crowd back.

[Tate]

The crowd.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Tate]

It's like the splash.

[Kate]

If you're in the front, you got to hope for that.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah. Touched by Gods.

[Joey]

Just have a poncho on and it's like Free Willy splashing you.

[Brandon]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Kate]

A little taste of Jordan sweating on.

[Joey]

A little taste of excellence.

[Brandon]

Oh, man. But a good holiday overall. Did you go out yesterday?

[Joey]

I did go out yesterday.

[Brandon]

Okay. You went to Southside Parade?

[Joey]

No, I just went out around here.

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Joey]

Just kept the holiday going.

[Mincy]

So what happens tomorrow, Danny? Like, is there anything going on with St. Patrick's Day?

[Tate]

No, I don't think so.

[Dan]

No.

[Brandon]

I mean, there'll be people out, but it's not.

[Mincy]

That's weird.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Tate]

It's not like, maybe a little more people than normal, but. No.

[Brandon]

Are you gonna go out tomorrow?

[Joey]

I'll probably have to have a couple.

[Brandon]

You have to.

[Joey]

I'll probably have a couple Guinnesses tomorrow.

[Brandon]

Yeah. I mean, it's the holiday. It's the actual holiday.

[Joey]

It is the actual holiday tomorrow, so I'll probably suck a few back.

[Brandon]

Got to. Got to. That's a. I mean, you have to. You have no choice. All right. Deutsch.

[Joey]

Thanks for having me, guys.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah. Let us know what Joey says.

[Shock]

I will.

[Titus]

Very personable.

[Brandon]

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[Dan]

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[Tate]

Can't wait to see it.

[Dan]

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[Brandon]

I had a question for you, Brandon.

[Steven]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Hey, what's up, mother?

[Brandon]

So I had to go. I double, double birthday parties this weekend.

[Dan]

Yep.

[Brandon]

My son has a broken wrist, so he can't. Like, it was like a trampoline park. And the other one was like a climb zone, so you can't partake. So we just, we just hit the video games. Hard.

[Dan]

Yeah, hard. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Me and him, just hard.

[Dan]

Love it.

[Brandon]

A lot of claw machines. Yesterday there was a kid who wasn't in my son's class because I was like, I said to my son, I was like, do you know this kid? And he's like, no. Kid just followed us around just being like, can I try this? Can you pay for this? And I just, eventually I just be like, kid, I don't know you, man. Like, what are we doing? He just kept on asking me to just like swipe my credit card on every game. Not the ones my son was playing. Like, I let him get some turns with my son. But then he was just like, can you buy me this? I was like, what?

[Kate]

He said, can you buy me?

[Brandon]

Yeah. He was like, I want to try this. Can you swipe your credit on this six? Huh?

[Dan]

Maybe he didn't understand what money was.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I don't know. But I was just like, I. I was like, kid, do you got like a. Some, like a parent here?

[Dan]

I don't know. I'd be Horrified. If my kid were doing that.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Dan]

I don't know what's crazy.

[Kate]

You had to. You have to shut him down. You gotta teach I did young or he's gonna grow up to be a pest.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he had a little pest energy,

[Tate]

I think you say, like, ask your dad if it's okay. Just so you could see which.

[Brandon]

Well, I said. I was like, do you have a. Is your parent here? Like they can pay for all this? And again I was letting him get like claw machine.

[Titus]

Four.

[Brandon]

Four goes. Go ahead. You get one kid, you know, working them in. But I'm not gonna also pay for another claw machine. Separate just for him after you swiped.

[Kate]

What would it. Was he. Was he appreciative?

[Brandon]

Not really.

[Kate]

No. Did he ever hug you?

[Brandon]

And I kind of let. Laid the ground rules. I was like, if you get something big, like it's my sons.

[Dan]

Oh yeah.

[Brandon]

Because I'm paying for this.

[Mincy]

Did he refer to you as it was. Were you like Mr. To him or you?

[Brandon]

No, he just. Just Even. Even. We were playing a video game. Me and my son were playing video game. Playing the Jurassic park game. And he was just like, mid game. He's just like, can I play? And I was like, no, I'm. I'm playing. We're. We're shooting the dinosaurs together. What are you talking about?

[Tate]

Gotta have your son fighting.

[Steven]

If you don't know the kid you're gonna do.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I was like, this is great. If the kid was.

[Kate]

I'm kind of switching. I feel.

[Brandon]

No, but here's another.

[Kate]

His home life might seem son.

[Brandon]

Okay, but here's the. Here's the alternative. There were other kids who were like, ended up coming over and doing the same thing, but were in my son's class and friends with my son. And I was like, yeah, sure, but

[Mincy]

this kid you just didn't know.

[Brandon]

I don't even know if he was at the right party.

[Mincy]

Steve, what's the weight threat?

[Brandon]

Just following us around, getting too close to my son.

[Steven]

Is there a law I. I help. Help coach my son's basketball team on assistant coach. And it's in like this big community center and it is just overrun with kids on like Saturday afternoon. And so I see a lot of kids that I know, and then there are way more kids that I don't know. And maybe like three weeks ago, some kid who I didn't recognize, didn't know was like, hey, can you tie my shoe? And I just looked at him. I was like, I don't know you.

[Brandon]

Oh, I tie a shoe Steven

[Tyler]

shoe.

[Kate]

He found the trustworthy looking adult.

[Brandon]

I tie a shoe.

[Dan]

Tie the shoe.

[Brandon]

I am Absolutely a 5 year old.

[Dan]

Are you kidding?

[Brandon]

I thought you were crazy.

[Mincy]

I don't know.

[Kate]

I don't know what you're. It could be.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

He shouldn't be a razor blade in your.

[Steven]

He shouldn't be talking to strangers like I'm.

[Dan]

He's in a community center, you know,

[Steven]

several teammates or coaches or stuff there.

[Brandon]

Like you're literally in a yours.

[Dan]

I kid.

[Brandon]

Yeah. I tie a kid's shoe.

[Shock]

I want.

[Kate]

No, you saved his life asking for help.

[Brandon]

And again I.

[Dan]

My poor little kid can't tie his own shoe.

[Steven]

Dude, as an assistant basketball coach of seven year olds, you're tying shoes most of the day.

[Dan]

Right, but that's okay.

[Steven]

Shoe for some kid.

[Brandon]

I don't.

[Dan]

Oh my God.

[Mincy]

In the community center where the community comes together.

[Dan]

That's great.

[Mincy]

This building is designed entire community.

[Steven]

There's going to be three other kids shoes on his team. And he's like, oh, that guy will tie it. No, I'm, I'm not.

[Brandon]

Did the kid trip after.

[Steven]

I don't know. I walked away.

[Titus]

You walk.

[Dan]

You turned your back to him.

[Steven]

I looked him in the face, I said I don't know you. And I walked.

[Brandon]

But you got, you got, you got.

[Tate]

You got two different arguments going here. First you said you didn't tie because

[Tyler]

you don't know him.

[Tate]

And now you're saying like I tie enough shoes as is like on my team.

[Kate]

There's a poor orphan with a broken nose right now.

[Dan]

Dan was dealing with a kid who was gaming the system, who saw an adult with a little money and he was coming up and he was.

[Brandon]

And I didn't even know the kid and my son didn't know the kid. And I don't even think he was at the right party because there's like 17 parties going on at once. I was like, you're. I don't think we're at the same party, dude. Where. I'm not, I'm not doing this. And again, when my. My son's friends came up, I was swiping left and right for that.

[Steven]

Yeah, yeah, that's that.

[Dan]

You had a kid who just want to play basketball, who just wanted to get back out there with his boy.

[Steven]

Oh no, he wasn't. It wasn't a game. It was like in the. Like poor kids.

[Titus]

How.

[Dan]

How old would you say the kid was?

[Steven]

7 or 8?

[Dan]

Oh my.

[Brandon]

You gotta tie that shoe, Steven.

[Dan]

I will go on record right now. I don't Care where I am. If a kid walks up, it's a slow.

[Brandon]

You tie my slide.

[Dan]

I'm tying the.

[Kate]

God, what's next? Button my

[Mincy]

butt?

[Kate]

My zipper?

[Steven]

And then some kids got to do the jersey change because they're wearing the wrong color. Like, no. Like. Yeah, I don't know.

[Dan]

Even the slippery slope is just the other shoe.

[Steven]

It starts with that.

[Brandon]

Next thing you know, you got another kid in.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Sleeping in your house.

[Dan]

Who cares if you're. If you're tying shoes for every kid in the building? What?

[Kate]

Yeah,

[Titus]

it's the. I don't know. You is crazy to me. I'd be like, well, I bet we can find your coach.

[Kate]

Blow on my tummy.

[Tate]

That kid's gonna remember that forever.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Like, even I said to the kid before, I was like, no. To the kid, I said, hey, do you have a dad here?

[Kate]

Mark 1. Grow up to be Mark Wahlberg.

[Shock]

Oh,

[Brandon]

Asian hate.

[Tate]

I'm at a point with Steve where, like, I don't want to get on his bad side.

[Brandon]

Yeah,

[Kate]

I am not.

[Mincy]

What if he just.

[Brandon]

What if Stephen just air horn the kid? What'd you say? Get away from me.

[Dan]

Stephen, I saw your. You and your kid this weekend, and your kid was like, would you please buy me some lemonade, sir? And I was like, yeah, I went and bought him some lemonade.

[Steven]

Yeah, he did ask that. And I said. I said, no. I shut it down.

[Brandon]

You shut down lemonade?

[Steven]

Yeah, he was. He was angling because we met up with Brandon. Brandon was having some food at a table at the card show, and we sat down. We were talking with him for a while, and then my son was like, like, oh, like, I'm hungry too. Like, let me get something. Like, no.

[Dan]

Started working me for limited.

[Steven]

We're going home in, like, 30 minutes, so. No, we're gonna have dinner at home. He wanted a lemonade. It was a total scam. He only gets those on special.

[Brandon]

Kids will do that. They. They just angle for anything.

[Steven]

Yeah, yeah, he knew what he was sure. He saw. He saw vending machine that had lemonade on the way.

[Dan]

You're at the card show. It's a fun. It's fun time. Let's boy have some lemonade.

[Steven]

He had some lemonade yesterday. We went to the card show yesterday.

[Brandon]

Great.

[Tate]

It would take so much for me to tell a random kid, like, no,

[Brandon]

I don't know you.

[Dan]

Yeah, I. I can't imagine a world where I don't tie the kids shoes.

[Steven]

Yeah, dude, if you're tying, like, slippery

[Dan]

slope, though, I've coached Too. Steven, I've coached with all these kids.

[Tate]

The gateway shoe.

[Mincy]

Thinking about that opponent. But what about all. Everything that comes after you tie that shoe?

[Dan]

If I'm coaching third base, third baseman is like, hey, can you tie my shoe? I'd step onto the field.

[Steven]

I think that's. That's a little bit different situation.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Not at all.

[Kate]

The gateway drug for pedophilia.

[Brandon]

Chris Hansen pops out. See, you tied that kid.

[Joey]

Yeah.

[Shock]

Wait.

[Kate]

I kind of like that. I need more.

[Brandon]

Poor kid dangling his shoelaces everywhere,

[Tyler]

Man.

[Brandon]

Steven, I don't know.

[Mincy]

You all right?

[Brandon]

Yeah. I don't think our situations are the same.

[Dan]

Get out of here, kid.

[Steven]

It's maybe not the same ballpark, but we're playing the same sport.

[Brandon]

I don't know.

[Dan]

I don't think you are.

[Brandon]

I don't think. No, but I. Again, I tried to. I didn't go straight to no either. I tried to. Like, I was just like, hey, dude, like, you know if your parent has, like, a credit card? Because it was. It was one of these arcades, didn't even have the cards you could buy. If I had a card that could swipe, I would have been like, here, take the card. It was my physical credit card that I had to use for every single thing. So I was like, I'm not giving you my credit card.

[Kate]

Like, his parents probably sent him to you.

[Brandon]

He's like, oh, dude, I was a Pied Piper with this because my. Again, my son has a broken wrist. So all the other kids can go play. We had to play video games. And then as soon as they see someone playing video games, they just come flooding, and they're like, oh, let's go.

[Kate]

I'm sure it's rewarding to watch your kids have fun, but I. That has to be kind of hell being amongst that many children.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

So often.

[Brandon]

Oh, the parties. The party circuit is. It's taking a lot out of me. Me. It's every weekend.

[Kate]

It's too much.

[Brandon]

You get invited to every party, all

[Kate]

of your classmates, every single one. Automatic invite.

[Brandon]

Automatic invite.

[Dan]

Yeah. Up until, like, eight or nine, it's

[Tate]

everybody, and you got to keep going. Up until 8 or 9.

[Dan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brandon]

I would have dropped my son off if he didn't have a broken wrist. Like, I would have just dropped him off and left him there.

[Tate]

Then he might have to deal with someone like Steve.

[Brandon]

Yeah, true. Now I have to actually be worried, like, what if his shoe gets untied?

[Dan]

What if that kid had a.

[Steven]

The birthday parties typically are pretty convenient times. They're usually pretty quick. Like, usually not more than two hours.

[Kate]

Oh, that's not bad.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it's like.

[Dan]

Yeah, they're quite. And for the most part, the kids. You walk them in there and they'll. They'll find the other kids and go off.

[Brandon]

No, I have no problem with the birds. It's the specific fact that this is the third birthday party in eight days where the only thing I've done is just go and just do claw machines.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I've done so many.

[Dan]

How long's the. In the cast? How long is he gonna be?

[Brandon]

Three more weeks.

[Mincy]

Yes.

[Brandon]

And claw machines. Claw machine. And I hate claw machines. We went home with like 17 rubber ducks that no one ever.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

It's just so stupid. And just cheap toys that just. They don't even. It's the.

[Tyler]

The.

[Brandon]

The idea of getting them is exciting. And then the minute they get them, it's just. They're just never looked at again.

[Kate]

Yeah, it's a duck.

[Steven]

I actually have a claw machine question.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Steven]

I was at Dave and Buster's, good friends of ours, a couple weeks ago. We were. My daughter wanted a Scooby Doo little stuffed animal, whatever. There were like two or three in the machine. There were two machines next to each other. The one that we were on, like, you couldn't. It was in an area where you couldn't really get to it. There was a machine next to it where there was a guy who was probably 25.

[Dan]

Yep.

[Steven]

And he was getting every Scooby Doo and putting it in a bag and then going again. He had no fewer than 15 Scooby Doo's in a plastic bag.

[Dan]

Steven, you're.

[Brandon]

You're telling Joey Chestnut of Scooby Doo.

[Steven]

I almost wanted to fight him.

[Tate]

But you're telling you don't like stray dogs.

[Dan]

You're telling. What ruins. Or this ruins Dave and Buster's. And it ruins these places because you take your kids and they won't do something. And there will be adults in front of you that sit there and take everything. And it's crazy.

[Kate]

That's really.

[Dan]

You should have hit this. Yes. This is real.

[Kate]

It's an epidemic of grown adults.

[Dan]

They will. The big claw machines in the corner, they will go. They will stand there and they will get everything. They have those. You were doing one with toys and everything. But they have those ticket circles.

[Steven]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And. And there will be adults with. With tickets up their arms on both sides and kids can't get them. And it's crazy. I think the David Buster's put a goddamn Limit. Age limit on those things. But you probably make a lot of money with it.

[Kate]

That's just weird.

[Dan]

What's. What's.

[Steven]

I mean, it wasn't necessarily, like, a cheap. What's a guy gonna do with all those Scooby Doo toys? Like, they were like.

[Kate]

You're not wrong.

[Shock]

He had.

[Steven]

He had a literal bag and a half full, like, at least 15 Scooby Doo's. And he just kept getting more.

[Mincy]

No fear.

[Kate]

I've never been more on your side.

[Titus]

Maybe he's like the shell shocker for Scooby Doo. Like, maybe that's his thing.

[Tyler]

Thing.

[Dan]

Those people suck, dude.

[Brandon]

I don't know.

[Steven]

I don't know. I was.

[Kate]

That could be so mad.

[Brandon]

Were they, like, rare?

[Kate]

Scooby doo's got you 16 Scooby.

[Dan]

But, you know, it's not just a

[Brandon]

Scooby Doo when you're.

[Dan]

When you get there and your kid wants something.

[Steven]

Well, you had to.

[Dan]

That's all that matters.

[Steven]

Oh, we were waiting. Yeah.

[Kate]

Did he know, like, kids were behind you?

[Steven]

We were two feet away from him, and she was like, no, I want the Scooby Doo. And there was one in the machine, but it was in a spot that was.

[Dan]

Did you get one?

[Steven]

We ended up getting one, yes.

[Brandon]

The problem is we waited him out, Dave. And Buster is also a bar, so it's like, adults are allowed to get Scooby Doos.

[Mincy]

Yeah. I thought David Busters was for adults. An adult version of the kids arcade. Yeah, but I've only been Chucky twice for kids.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Chuck E. Cheese is for kids.

[Dan]

Yeah, But.

[Kate]

Yeah, you get a flube.

[Brandon]

No, never mind.

[Titus]

Danny said he used to go to. Do you guys remember Caesar Land? Little.

[Tate]

Little Caesars had a regional thing, I guess.

[Titus]

Had a regional indoor park that. That's where Danny had his birthdays was Caesar Land.

[Kate]

The Little Caesars amusement park.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Tate]

It was in a plaza, too.

[Mincy]

No way.

[Tyler]

Oh, no.

[Titus]

Y. Danny celebrated at Caesar Land.

[Tate]

I think it's. It's gone now, though.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Because the.

[Dan]

The.

[Brandon]

The birthday circuit now is like. The places they got. Are insane.

[Dan]

I mean, trampoline parks changed.

[Brandon]

Trampoline parks, the climb zones. Like, they got everything.

[Kate]

We were going to, like, Squiznos.

[Dan]

We're going to Pizza Hut.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

It's always fast food restaurants.

[Dan]

Pizza Hut had a glass sitting area.

[Brandon]

My birthdays were just watching the.

[Kate]

Shut up.

[Brandon]

With, like, because my. My birthday is always around.

[Dan]

Oh, you got a good birthday.

[Brandon]

But it was just like. That was. It was just in my house.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

It was like, oh, yeah, you can invite over a few friends to watch.

[Tate]

The soup yard parties were still a hit.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dan]

I had one party. It was when I turned 4. And I remember it.

[Tate]

Is there anything new happening in arcade games?

[Brandon]

No, they've actually, like almost gone back. Like, I. I need them to get better.

[Dan]

Okay, so. So this is. Most of them are just ticket machines now.

[Brandon]

Yeah, they're just tickets and claw machines.

[Dan]

Tickets and claw machines. Tickets and claw machines. Now there are some cool. There's a good updated NBA Jam. And then you got the Pac man on the wall. The wall Pac Man's good. The wall Galaga is good.

[Brandon]

Do you know what they've done too, with claw machines? They've. They've changed it so that there's claw machines now where you can win every time. But the toy is just such crap.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

So the kids win and they get excited about winning, but it's just. Again, it's just crap. I don't know.

[Tate]

The claw machine was like a big feat.

[Brandon]

Yeah, but that, that's when it used to be like there'd be real prizes. It'd be hard to get.

[Dan]

We were playing for crap too.

[Brandon]

Yeah. But a little bit elevated crap. And you also wouldn't get it every time.

[Titus]

Yeah, there'd be like a Tamagotchi. There was always a Tamagotchi in there

[Brandon]

that was like, I'm not joking. We got 16 rubber ducks on Saturday. Yeah, that's. That's. That's too many things you've wanted a claw machine.

[Dan]

That sucks.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Dan]

But I mean, even the tickets you get, you get 5, 000 tickets and you get a Sonic the Hedgehog plushie and a yo yo.

[Brandon]

You get. You get a, like a one inch wide yo yo.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

And there's one with sugar. Expensive tech. It's like boxes of ipod touches.

[Brandon]

Yes. Yes.

[Kate]

I wonder if this claw will pick up this brick.

[Brandon]

That's what we yesterday was. It was. It was eggs. You had to get the egg. Like, like little plastic eggs. And inside, allegedly one of them had a key that then would open up and you'd get like a, like a switch. Obviously we didn't get the key. We just got a bunch of little fucking trash plastic toys.

[Steven]

There were two updates that I saw with games for the claw machine at Dave and Buster's. They have a physical one where the kid becomes the claw.

[Brandon]

That's cool.

[Steven]

But it's all like inflatable bananas and stuff that like go in a pool. And then the other thing is they do some like VR stuff. But you got to put on a headset and, like, a bunch of.

[Brandon]

Oh, that's awesome. I want to do this.

[Steven]

Yeah, that looks kind of cool. But all the prizes are like. Like, those type of things.

[Dan]

Grab it.

[Brandon]

By the way, Steven, I almost zip lined yesterday.

[Steven]

Did you really?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Where?

[Brandon]

I'm not telling.

[Dan]

Why are you so excited?

[Brandon]

The only reason I didn't is my son's a rule follower. And he was just like. I was like, let's go do the zip line. He's like, okay. They told me I can't. I was like, well, I'm telling you, you can. They're like, the doctor said I can't. I was like, oh, the dog.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Well, it was a zip line to, like, a climbing range, which I guess that kind of made sense that he was like, what do I do once I get to the end of the zip line? Like, I have to climb all the way through with one arm.

[Titus]

The doctor looked at Big Cat. He was like, no, zip line.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I was trying to get. I was just like, come on, your

[Titus]

dad's gonna try to get you.

[Dan]

You know, you have an awesome life. If your doctor is specifying zip line.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Like, let's just do it. And he's like, no, can't do it. I was the kid. He was the adult.

[Dan]

That's your first broken bone for a kid.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Over and over again. Made you.

[Shock]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Made him watch.

[Brandon]

She watched me. I always was. So. I broke my. I broke every bone when I was a kid. So jealous of the kids that never broke a single bone.

[Dan]

I wasn't.

[Kate]

We were jealous of y'.

[Mincy]

All. Yeah.

[Kate]

We wanted.

[Brandon]

No way.

[Mincy]

Everybody.

[Dan]

We really did.

[Kate]

We wanted the signatures. I wanted the red cast.

[Brandon]

Not when you get to, like, when. I think I broke my wrist, like, three separate times. Not when you get to the third. You're just like this again.

[Titus]

The worst is the summer, and then you have, like, an Acme trash bag wrapped around in the. In the ocean.

[Brandon]

Guess what, though?

[Titus]

Embarrassing.

[Brandon]

The tech. They have waterproof gas now.

[Titus]

What?

[Brandon]

My son's cast has to get wet

[Titus]

every day so he can, like, go in the tub and stuff.

[Mincy]

Oh, that sucks.

[Brandon]

Kate. It has to get wet.

[Titus]

What?

[Brandon]

They're like, it has to get wet. He. No, that we're going to.

[Shock]

We're going.

[Brandon]

Next week's spring break, so I'll be out. We're going to Scottsdale.

[Shock]

He.

[Brandon]

He swims in it.

[Titus]

That's amazing.

[Steven]

He's.

[Mincy]

Can't sign that.

[Titus]

Remember ours?

[Brandon]

No, no, they put the. They put the stuff on this.

[Mincy]

Oh, they still put it on the outside. Yeah, you got to get the.

[Brandon]

But I was like, I remember having to take like one shower a week with a. With the trash bag over your leg dunk.

[Titus]

And you had to put a stick in it to like.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Drowned and it.

[Mincy]

Oh, yeah, you're right. Kyle showing up with a cast.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Seventh grade. Oh, my God.

[Kate]

With a penis on.

[Brandon]

Oh, it's the biggest thing.

[Mincy]

You're the biggest star.

[Kate]

Sharpie penis. A sharpie massive on your seventh grade cast.

[Titus]

Little Statue of Liberty arm.

[Mincy]

And you get to leave class like 12 minutes early because. Yeah, yeah, I had a while to get.

[Kate]

When I had ringworm, I had to get quarantined in one corner of the classroom.

[Brandon]

Oh, no. They made you.

[Kate]

No one was allowed to get near me. I was like, it's not that contagious.

[Brandon]

That's brutal.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Steve, if the kid had broken a broken hand, surely you would have tied the shoe?

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Steven]

If the kid had a broken hand or something like that, I think.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dan]

What about required a broken bone from the 6 year old?

[Mincy]

What if he was blind?

[Steven]

I.

[Mincy]

What if it was very obviously.

[Steven]

I don't know how he'd be playing basketball.

[Dan]

That's good.

[Mincy]

It might be better.

[Dan]

That's true.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You know what, Steven, let's do. Since. Since this is topical, let's do the shoe wall reveal. Because you would never tie a kid's shoes. Why don't you go out there?

[Steven]

All right.

[Brandon]

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[Titus]

I know. Did you see we each have shoes on there, little labels with our names.

[Brandon]

It's beautiful.

[Dan]

Good.

[Brandon]

Titus, you have. Oh, Kyle. You have two.

[Shock]

Two.

[Joey]

Wow.

[Brandon]

Oh, we all have two.

[Dan]

Oh, yeah, we do. Wow.

[Brandon]

That's cool.

[Dan]

Cow.

[Titus]

I've been wearing mine to the gym.

[Brandon]

Yeah, they're very, very comfortable. Are you going look at those big scissors. The guy. And if any kids have no bowl, Steven will not tie their.

[Dan]

Nope.

[Brandon]

Hey, let's go. All right. Let's bring out the bag pipes.

[Titus]

Super.

[Dan]

If only.

[Brandon]

Man, oh man, I love those bag pipers. Did you find that? That's baseball. Clip from TAFE tj But I don't want. I can live with the missed call. I can live with what was the Royals World Series. The Eric Red game. Yeah, but that's. That's baseball. Like, that is baseball. That is baseball, guys. And we'll talk about. We'll hopefully find some more room in the show to talk baseball. We still got fan coming on. We got stock up, stock down. Still going to talk about the south region. It is a packed Monday here on Wagon Marshall. Don't go anywhere.

[Kate]

I run for president on that.

[Brandon]

That's baseball.

[Kate]

I thought that was it.

[Brandon]

Oh, so perfect. That might be Dave's now.

[Kate]

Yeah, it's his.

[Dan]

And I told him. We told him about it in the break and he just. It has not crossed his desk at all. The yog off the. The home by three guys. None of it.

[Brandon]

None of it.

[Dan]

None of it has crossed his desk.

[Brandon]

Those guys rock.

[Dan]

Those guys are awesome.

[Brandon]

They were great. Yeah. Jay Swish did like four updates to. To the Yug off on Friday. He just kept on being like. And last thing. There were a lot of excuses.

[Dan]

Well, they have a couple months to figure out what they're going to do for their home.

[Brandon]

I think the Yugo Matic is not making its way to Arizona.

[Dan]

Could they get. I don't know if we left it open ended that they could get a roster change. Could they get an actual NHL player in there? Probably because NHL players are the ones saying that's baseball.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

I'm also worried about team Dana's locker room might be. Yeah, there might be a locker room divide there, Greg.

[Tate]

So when's the next game of the series? May we don't know.

[Dan]

We think May we don't want to know.

[Titus]

2020.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Just question mark, question mark question.

[Dan]

Is it on them or is it on us too?

[Brandon]

I think it's on them. I said that we. I the one thing I said to him, I was like, we need to start working like some pyrotechnics, I think.

[Dan]

Okay. My question was when it's on, when it's Theirs. Are we going to do it live on the yak? Are we going to like take the yak out there?

[Brandon]

No, I think we'll probably do it. We'll figure it out. Like get maybe a good camera down

[Dan]

there with Dana and send a video

[Brandon]

to us or just do it live.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Back to us. Yeah, I wanna. I Greg, he kind of looks like Owen Hart. Does he not?

[Dan]

A little bit.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And I said, I was like I kind of want Greg to go down from a ceiling like Owen Hart. And Greg was like I'm down.

[Dan]

Did he know at all?

[Brandon]

No, not at all. Craig doesn't know a lot of.

[Dan]

I did get the sense that towards the end that I needed to pull him aside. Like he was taking some of it a little bit personally and I didn't want him to do that.

[Brandon]

Who gre.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

No, I don't think so. He was unflappable. I talked to him after, he was like that was the best day ever.

[Dan]

Good guy.

[Kate]

Good.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

No, he had a great.

[Kate]

Lord knows what he was thinking.

[Dan]

Us rooting for for the home by three guys. It's just how awesome they are.

[Brandon]

Correct.

[Dan]

Not really ever.

[Brandon]

And really just for a series for the.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I don't want it to be a four game series.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah. We might have to cook game three. We might have to put in the.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I mean they get to do whatever they want. They might be might be coming back Chicago.

[Dan]

They could even say slowest yoks. They could do whatever they want.

[Joey]

Yeah.

[Kate]

The patience.

[Steven]

Can I make a quick announcement?

[Brandon]

Yeah, please.

[Steven]

Today's a big day. He's not here right now but Nikki and I came up with a game about a year ago. It is live and it's on sale at Walmart today.

[Titus]

Yeah, at Walmart.

[Kate]

It's at Walmart.

[Dan]

Motherfucker. What?

[Kate]

Yeah, this is. I played it. It's amazing.

[Tyler]

Hey.

[Kate]

What Very fun.

[Dan]

You and Nick came up with a game that's in Walmart.

[Steven]

Yes, it came out today in Walmart.

[Dan]

I have not heard of this at all.

[Steven]

Yeah, we've tested with a few people. We did a stream that's going to be airing directly after the act on VVTV today and then we're going to be streaming every couple weeks, the next couple months. That's exciting.

[Dan]

That's amazing.

[Titus]

Can you tell me like the premise of it?

[Steven]

Yes, it's a social bluffing game. So it's from four to 10 players. It's called who's the bad guy. There is a character, looks like Big Cat. There's A character looks like Dave and you're trying to figure out who the bad guys where there's a lot of different wrinkles. Where it's unlike some games where you go to sleep for several nights. It could.

[Dan]

Right. It could be probably similar, though. Yeah.

[Mincy]

Yeah. Could.

[Steven]

You could go to sleep for one night.

[Kate]

It is not that.

[Steven]

But you try and figure out what the bad guy is. And there's lots of wrinkles where cars can get changed at night. And maybe you're acting under the assumption that you are something and something has been switched. So it's a very, very fun game. And check it out.

[Tate]

Our next. Our next Chug off is going to be against the creators of Wolverine or

[Brandon]

will we play it?

[Dan]

Jay.

[Steven]

Wolverine. We need like a table surface. It's it. We don't have to play it in this studio.

[Dan]

Yeah. We don't have that technology.

[Steven]

We have to. We have to. We have to be a little bit closer because cards get switched during the night. But yes, I can certainly organize a game very soon.

[Brandon]

I would like to play a game.

[Steven]

Okay.

[Dan]

Y' all make me feel worthless, man. You got something in Walmart.

[Kate]

Walmart.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Steven]

That's a big. That's. That's really cool. We are.

[Dan]

I've anything to. That's that cool.

[Steven]

Yeah. Thank you very much.

[Dan]

It's a. I've tied kids shoes.

[Brandon]

You went mantiquing.

[Dan]

I did with Steven.

[Steven]

Yeah. Actually, this will make you feel better. So I don't feel bad. The winds were really bad on Friday here. It was like 50 miles an hour.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Steven]

Blew out the power at my son's school, so he had to leave early. So my plan was to just go with you. He didn't want to go to the card show, but then when he heard you were going, he was excited and he went, whoa.

[Dan]

Fantastic.

[Brandon]

Look at that.

[Dan]

My boy. Yeah, I liked it. He's a cool kid. Good time.

[Brandon]

He is cool kid.

[Dan]

Yeah. He likes. He knows what he's like. He knew all the players like my kid. Sometimes we open. He doesn't know all the players. And Chase kid did.

[Titus]

What was the highlight of the card show this year?

[Dan]

It was a lot. I had a lot of people like bring me cards like that Dak Prescott rookie. Somebody just gave it to me. And then somebody gave me that Dave Portnoy card. But. But it was. It was a good show. It's a. It's. This is the Chicago one, not the National. National's in August. That one's huge.

[Brandon]

Where's the National?

[Dan]

Same place. Rosemont.

[Brandon]

Oh, In Chicago.

[Dan]

In Chicago again this year. But yeah, it was. It was fun. I enjoy it.

[Tate]

Should we be worried about Nick?

[Dan]

I think just the weather today caused a lot of people.

[Brandon]

Not yesterday and today. Yeah, it was really bad.

[Dan]

It's just impossible to get into Chicago.

[Tate]

Six hour delay.

[Brandon]

I'm worried about this team. Your team tonight.

[Mincy]

Oh, same.

[Steven]

Well, one of the guys is coming in about 10 or 15 minutes.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I think one of them is going to come do the gauntlet.

[Dan]

Oh, wow.

[Titus]

Are any of these guys still playing or they're.

[Brandon]

I don't. They were stars in there mostly like last any overseas?

[Mincy]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

I don't think they wouldn't be.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah, probably. Tyler Hansbrough is like a really good pickleball player.

[Dan]

When did Chalmers stop playing? I. I like the.

[Brandon]

Let me look it up.

[Kate]

Like I wouldn't worry about the skill gap.

[Titus]

Who's the best player on the Joe's retired.

[Mincy]

I think he's.

[Dan]

We don't have any good players.

[Titus]

No.

[Dan]

And we always win a game. Are you playing me? Yeah. No, I think I might be staying.

[Brandon]

No, you're not.

[Dan]

No, I. I got asked today. Oh.

[Brandon]

Because it's out to call it.

[Dan]

You have to call it.

[Brandon]

Mario chalmers, last played 2023.

[Dan]

Oh. So he had been.

[Brandon]

He's a two time MBA.

[Dan]

15 year career.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Out of Alaska.

[Titus]

Also big height difference. I was looking at the heights of.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Titus]

These fellas.

[Mincy]

I feel like Marshall Henderson's gonna be the star.

[Brandon]

Yes. Psycho T on.

[Mincy]

On the court.

[Brandon]

And oh, it says Brandon Paul is still active. I don't know.

[Titus]

Is there a shot? Somebody throws up a Hail Mary and ends this thing quick though. Like could that happen?

[Brandon]

No, I don't think it's.

[Shock]

It's.

[Brandon]

They're playing actual G. What are you guys playing to full court?

[Titus]

I think.

[Dan]

I don't think.

[Brandon]

No. But what's the score? You're playing too.

[Dan]

We need. We need to ask tape. I don't know.

[Brandon]

Oh, I don't know. Come down.

[Dan]

They're playing one. 1v1, 2v2, 3v3, 4v4, 5v5. And then if they don't win, it's five. It's six on five and the seven on five, that's eight on five goes all the way up.

[Mincy]

But it is. It is like. It's not like you described, Kate, where you could just make one shot because.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Titus]

I was thinking that could have one v one.

[Mincy]

Yeah. If it was that, then yeah.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Mincy]

But no, it could be over.

[Brandon]

My prediction is I think the Joes will win at like 15 to 3.

[Dan]

Yeah. By that time though the pros are probably sworn to leave.

[Shock]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

When do you think they'll win?

[Shock]

I would be embarrassed if.

[Brandon]

If it gets to 15 to 1. You guys are.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Shock]

That's bad. That's bad.

[Dan]

What if the. But what if the person was at one on one.

[Shock]

I was talking to Coach pft. Nikki Smokes thinks he can win.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Against one of these guys. Oh and then.

[Shock]

But also like Rico Bosco would be a great.

[Brandon]

No no no wait. Nikki Smokes thinks he can beat.

[Dan]

He wants. What do you think Dan? You think he wouldn't think he was going to win?

[Brandon]

I just that's.

[Dan]

He's a moron.

[Brandon]

But we learned this remember when scalabrini did the 1 verse 2 these guys scalabrine challenged anyone and guys and he would just dominate them.

[Titus]

Him.

[Shock]

Yeah. I think it's.

[Brandon]

And some of these guys are way way better than Brian Scott.

[Dan]

What do you play him?

[Shock]

Tyler Hansbro's here. Can I go get him and come back?

[Brandon]

Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

[Shock]

We're playing to 11. It's half court until it becomes five on five, six on five, whatever. One by ones and twos.

[Brandon]

Oh my God you guys that could take.

[Shock]

I said seven. Lucas said 15.

[Dan]

It needs to be seven. All right.

[Shock]

Make that switch. Rules committee.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Dan]

He said 15.

[Mincy]

Said 15. He wanted to play ones and twos.

[Dan]

1, 2, 3, 4. He want to play 20 games to 15.

[Brandon]

Lucas. You play the seven.

[Dan]

Lucas.

[Brandon]

That is crazy dude.

[Tate]

Does it make it take it.

[Brandon]

You can always adjust it during it. That's not something I just don't want to. If we make it seven it goes too quick.

[Dan]

It's not going to go quick is it?

[Tate]

Is it make it take it Titans.

[Dan]

Well the pro.

[Mincy]

I mean the pro. Well for the pros but.

[Dan]

Yeah but they don't go as quick as they wanted to go.

[Brandon]

Right.

[Dan]

Right.

[Titus]

Have Rico and Lucas made up? Are they cool now?

[Dan]

They did make up and then Lucas just kept going at him anyway so I. I doubt it.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Mincy]

Wow.

[Dan]

Which I kind of respect out of

[Mincy]

Lucas cuz Rico's got his mind elsewhere too.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Like I think. I think now's the time for Lucas to take his shots and not have Rico.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Respond really. Cuz he's. He's locked in on. You know what I mean so.

[Dan]

Well, I mean say that but they. They absolutely just blindsided and wanting to do this morning on national TV and got the response they wanted to out of Rico. We had.

[Tate]

We did we saying they.

[Dan]

We Didn't.

[Tate]

We were part of it.

[Dan]

I was a part of it. We didn't do in Bosco on national TV today. That's. That's.

[Kate]

Yeah. That's amazing.

[Dan]

Yeah. I don't know if it is.

[Kate]

Every day

[Dan]

we were.

[Kate]

What's he up to?

[Dan]

Who? He was just playing the same. He was playing the hits. I think he is starting to circle back. You know how he gets in his moods of now. He wants to work at barstool and he wants to negotiate. I think we're in negotiation time, right?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dan]

I think he's starting to sniff around Gaz. And Gaz is sniffing around him like he's 19. Yeah. This is afterwards.

[Brandon]

Disavowed. Disavow. That was national television.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

This scene is also.

[Dan]

No, this isn't. This is afterwards. It was. We really had a lot of trust. Nobody was gonna cuss there. This is a very slow follow right here.

[Mincy]

How'd they go?

[Dan]

All right. Just walked in here to circle around.

[Tate]

We'll never know how it went.

[Dan]

Now you wonder what the walk was for.

[Titus]

Let's go back.

[Brandon]

See my kids trucks.

[Dan]

Yeah. This is helpful. Where's he going here? I don't know. But make definitely.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Dan]

That wasn't very eventful, to be honest.

[Brandon]

No.

[Dan]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Shouldn't have done that to him.

[Dan]

I didn't do it.

[Brandon]

You're part of it.

[Dan]

That was Gaz and Dave.

[Brandon]

I'm gonna find who did it.

[Dan]

And maybe Fanta. He had a nefarious look on his face. Fanta joined from the New York New York airport this morning after getting off a plane and just set up his camera in the middle of the terminal. And it was just hilarious watching people walk behind him because he is not holding. He's doing his thing. He's. And there will just be kids walking by on their parents leash just looking at him. It was.

[Kate]

That's a professional.

[Dan]

Very funny to watch.

[Brandon]

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[Dan]

I will do it later.

[Brandon]

Where'd Stephen go? Stephen, you got any thought starters?

[Steven]

Yeah, keep bringing up my latest tweet. I have a. Oh, potentially a world changing idea.

[Dan]

Oh my God. Oh, world change going to be velcro shoes.

[Steven]

I can't believe this hasn't been thought of before. I thought of this morning while walking my dog. Why are we not throwing snowplows in the front of school buses? This feels like the most no brainer of all time.

[Brandon]

Ambulances. No school buses. I can see it.

[Steven]

Yeah, I got an email like buses are delayed this morning.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Steven]

Why just have one on the front of the school bus? Problem solved. These are already commercial vehicles, are they not? So like you should have a CDL2.

[Dan]

No, he's definitely wrong. I just don't know how he's wrong. Don't the plows have to go off the side? Don't they have.

[Brandon]

I don't think we can go with our knee jerk reaction just being like he's wrong every time. I think he might be right here.

[Steven]

How I cannot believe this hasn't been thought.

[Dan]

Something about kids on a snowplow.

[Titus]

A bunch of kids in the bus. Bus is the first one to see the road ahead of it.

[Tate]

And wouldn't the school bus kind of have to wake up at like 3am

[Dan]

all right, the kids not saying the

[Steven]

school bus and the ambulances are the first ones out.

[Dan]

The kid gets off the bus, runs around and runs right into the plow part.

[Brandon]

But that wouldn't. I don't know if that would make it so that the school buses could operate just because they could plow the snow in front of them.

[Tate]

Right.

[Steven]

But like think about a school buses is has a distinct area in its district where it's going on some like side streets, some small streets. Probably most of the road is plowed. But there are some streets that probably aren't plowed.

[Brandon]

But aren't they delayed just because it's slower driving?

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Not because it's not that they're like, things are getting plowed. It's just slower driving.

[Dan]

It's also not just the buses. It's keeping the kids and the parents off the road. Too.

[Brandon]

True.

[Titus]

And also the bus drivers getting to the bus depot.

[Dan]

It's everybody.

[Brandon]

Right. But I like teachers getting delay isn't just that the bus can't drive because there's snow in front.

[Dan]

The delays for everybody.

[Steven]

I'm not saying this is like a silver bullet solution for everything. But like for example, ambulance. There are going to be some times if someone is like in labor, someone has a heart attack, whatever. It's snowing out. There's a ton of stuff there. Why are we not just throwing a plow on the front of it? Maybe someone lives in a remote area, it hasn't been plowed yet.

[Dan]

You're wrong.

[Steven]

I might have changed the world.

[Dan]

You definitely didn't. They would have thought about that first.

[Titus]

But wait, is there rural areas that have snowplow ambulances? There might. Is that a thing?

[Dan]

I hate it.

[Steven]

There should be.

[Titus]

It might be a thing somewhere.

[Mincy]

I like this idea.

[Titus]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

He might be onto something.

[Steven]

I feel like I think this is snowplows is just like hoarding the plows.

[Shock]

Oh.

[Titus]

Like they don't want anybody else because they are very territorial.

[Steven]

Right?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Steven]

So just give them to everybody.

[Brandon]

Yeah. You might be right.

[Mincy]

It might be right.

[Brandon]

I said when you were gone, like we can't do the knee jerk chase wrong on everything. Like, I think he might be right.

[Titus]

Cloud trucks are gatekeeping.

[Brandon]

Ambulance. I still don't feel good about.

[Steven]

I feel better about ambulance than school bus, to be honest. Just because really it's unpredictable when you need an ambulance. A lot of roads might not have

[Titus]

been slow it down.

[Brandon]

I would think ambulances just drive. The ambulances don't just drive around.

[Steven]

What do you mean?

[Brandon]

Like they're. They leave to go get someone, then they come back. They're not just like.

[Tate]

Yeah, when needed.

[Brandon]

They're not like police officers just driving around.

[Steven]

I think if somebody lives in like if somebody's having a baby or a heart attack or whatever in like a. A rural area that, you know, maybe the plows haven't gotten to yet. And it is currently snowing. Throw a plow on that thing.

[Tate]

You know what I saw yesterday? I was on my way to the airport in New York. Fire truck zooms past us with its sirens on. And then like we keep going a couple blocks and we see there's a holdup. It turned out the fire truck hit a Car. And so they. They stopped in the middle of the street. Stopped, like, to whatever scene they were going to report to. To do the old, like, give us your information.

[Brandon]

Car not getting out of the way.

[Tate]

I. I don't know. I didn't see the actual crash, but.

[Brandon]

Huh. It's.

[Tate]

You would think they would just keep going. That burning. That building's still burning.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Tate]

I don't know. Never thought about it. Must not have been that much of an emergency.

[Brandon]

No.

[Titus]

Right.

[Brandon]

Did you go into the New York office?

[Tate]

Yeah, I was there on Friday.

[Brandon]

Nice.

[Titus]

How's the apartment?

[Brandon]

I love the apartment.

[Tate]

Yeah. I love the concept.

[Brandon]

Yeah, It's a great concept.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Tate]

I mean, it was a dump, but that's the goal. As soon as they start making more money, get more views, I do think

[Brandon]

we have to live in it. I texted Tommy. I was like, great idea. I feel like eventually someone's got to live there.

[Tate]

Oh, yeah.

[Steven]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Well, I think that's the whole thing. Like, they will once they make enough money to get a bed. Yeah, like that. But, yeah, just like a garden apartment in Manhattan.

[Titus]

The apartment.

[Tate]

Subscribe. Subscribe for Jackie's credit score, please.

[Brandon]

Yeah, she put it on hers.

[Tate]

Yeah, I tweeted, like, oh, maybe she'll move to Chicago, buys a second apartment in New York.

[Brandon]

Not gonna happen.

[Dan]

Maybe you'll move to New York is what she's thinking.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Tate]

There's a place to stay now.

[Brandon]

You got a boom boom pad there.

[Tate]

Tommy Smokes is who's going to be the first to.

[Brandon]

In the apartment. That's.

[Tate]

That's one of the narratives. Tommy's.

[Mincy]

I thought Dan was about to say he was going to be the second.

[Tate]

Yeah, we don't need a bed, you dog. Had I known that was Tommy's whole goal, things might have been different, but I found out after the fact. Side note, I'm going back this weekend. Just kidding.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Oh.

[Dan]

Oh, man.

[Brandon]

Damn. He's part of the Fordham patrol.

[Titus]

I went to Fordham. You did Fordham patrol? Yeah.

[Dan]

What?

[Titus]

That's where I graduated from.

[Tate]

What?

[Dan]

You.

[Brandon]

You've.

[Dan]

You've gone to nine colleges.

[Titus]

I thought it was about field 3.9 GPA, baby.

[Tyler]

What?

[Titus]

Yes.

[Tate]

You've lied to us in the past.

[Titus]

Then you said I. I dropped that IEP. But then, like, 10 years later, I

[Kate]

graduated from Fordham while you were at barstool. Did you do online classes? Was that.

[Titus]

No, I, like, went in person.

[Brandon]

By the way, Cards are live.

[Dan]

Cards alive.

[Brandon]

Cards are live. Cards alive. Cards alive. Cards are lied.

[Steven]

Twitter.

[Dan]

All right, it's 130. What do you guys think cards alive?

[Titus]

Cards are live.

[Dan]

There's twice as many cards.

[Brandon]

Hopefully this works better, that people aren't gonna get screwed.

[Dan]

The limit's smaller and there's twice as many cards.

[Tate]

And TJ's not buying any this time.

[Brandon]

Cards are live.

[Titus]

I say 2 minutes, 38 seconds.

[Dan]

I think it'll be longer. I think it's twice as many cards.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Dan]

And the limit's only three packs, not five.

[Tate]

Six minutes, 37 seconds.

[Shock]

Four.

[Titus]

Some fun things. Who was the person Double signing cards? Was it Chef? Donnie was also signed a few.

[Dan]

Or no. White Sox Dave.

[Titus]

White Sox Dave signed. There's some fun rogue signatures on some.

[Dan]

You have the one of one zone.

[Tate]

Yeah, I want that.

[Dan]

People that he hates. I don't even know if he's back there.

[Titus]

And wait, what's the 501? Brandon, you're giving someone 500, right?

[Dan]

No, no, no, no. Dan put on his cards, Brandon will give you 500.

[Titus]

Yeah, so?

[Dan]

That doesn't sound. I didn't.

[Titus]

Somebody's gonna be 500 richer.

[Dan]

There you go. When your pack arrives, Brandon will give you $500. You got the again. All right, you know what? Fuck it. I'll do it. Why not? Yeah, why not?

[Mincy]

Do they have to see you in public? Or they get the card. They can just tweet it at you.

[Dan]

I think they tweeted at me. And I'll Venmo.

[Brandon]

$500.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Dan]

They gotta have the card. They can't have a picture of the card. You gotta have it next to their face.

[Brandon]

I bought a pack.

[Dan]

You got in.

[Brandon]

Oh, so, yeah, available. Bought a pack. Okay, one pack.

[Dan]

We're all buying packs.

[Brandon]

I mean, I wanted one.

[Kate]

You've paid for your order confirmation. 120.

[Brandon]

Halfway gone.

[Dan]

All right, that's one minute. Really closer to two.

[Tate]

Take it lost.

[Titus]

Oh, perhaps.

[Dan]

You buying more, dan?

[Brandon]

No.

[Dan]

Oh, okay. Sorry.

[Titus]

I had a lovely yacker who is a birder send us which birds we are.

[Dan]

Yeah, what are they?

[Titus]

Titus, you are a sandhill crane.

[Mincy]

Sandhill.

[Dan]

Oh, that's a good bird.

[Brandon]

That's bravado.

[Titus]

Tall, handsome. This is from David, by the way. Birds of house.

[Mincy]

Oh, I like that bird.

[Titus]

That's big cat. You're a great horned owl.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Titus]

Entertaining leader.

[Tate]

Big.

[Brandon]

Oh, relentless, funny, approachable cat.

[Titus]

Like.

[Brandon]

Okay, Titus, great horned owl.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

So what is.

[Dan]

What is.

[Mincy]

Brandon, you lit up when you heard Sando crane. Is that a bird?

[Dan]

I pass them. I pass them about every day. Yeah. Okay.

[Mincy]

Yeah, that's great.

[Brandon]

Then a great horned owl.

[Titus]

Yeah, they're. They're the ones with the ears.

[Brandon]

Oh, that's a badass one.

[Titus]

I, like, turn their heads really far.

[Brandon]

Appreciate that.

[Titus]

Brandon. You're a crested cara. Cara.

[Dan]

What is that big?

[Titus]

You're larger than life. Good hair.

[Dan]

What?

[Titus]

Temperamental southern what? Heel.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, that is you, Brandon. You could just see that bird saying

[Dan]

yes.

[Titus]

Often steals food from others, picks fights.

[Dan]

Okay, that's a good bird.

[Brandon]

That's a good.

[Dan]

What are you, Kate?

[Titus]

I am a. A kill deer. It's like one of those little piping plovers.

[Tyler]

Sold out.

[Kate]

Oh, it's a piping sold out.

[Titus]

Thank you to everybody who bought him.

[Brandon]

Thank you, everyone who bought 1000. 5000. Holy.

[Dan]

We just sold 5000 packs of cards.

[Titus]

Holy.

[Brandon]

Shout out the yak. Oh, thank you, guys. Like, I want to do the second set. Maybe, like, I had a. A thought. What if we, like, did them at the national over the summer and we could sell them in person to people? But that was just a thought that came into my head. I don't know if that's a dream come true. That would be.

[Titus]

That'd be fun.

[Brandon]

Psycho T, what's up, yo?

[Titus]

Welcome. Hi, I'm Kate.

[Mincy]

Hello.

[Dan]

Hello. Kyle.

[Tyler]

Good to see you, man.

[Brandon]

How's it going?

[Dan]

Yeah, that was the.

[Brandon]

That was. What's up, man? You excited for this? Here, pull the. Pull the mic in front of your face there. You excited for this?

[Tyler]

I'm excited. A little worried.

[Brandon]

What are you worried about?

[Tyler]

Getting injured?

[Brandon]

Yeah. That's fair. That's totally fair. Especially because we got a bunch of clumsy idiots.

[Mincy]

True.

[Brandon]

Oh, what do you think about that coffee? That's my coffee.

[Dan]

Have some coffee.

[Brandon]

See something nice.

[Dan]

Oh, man.

[Tyler]

Little. Pick me up.

[Brandon]

There we go. All right, good. Yeah, Good review. Great review.

[Tate]

Oh.

[Dan]

All right.

[Brandon]

So, yeah, this is gonna be a fun stream. I think it's gonna be. I mean, you guys are gonna come out looking awesome because I don't see you. I don't see you losing until there's probably, like, at minimum 12 guys on the court here. Pull that mic just a little closer.

[Tyler]

Yeah, so I haven't played in probably five or six years.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Tyler]

It's been a minute.

[Dan]

And still look in good shape.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I still work out. Just. I don't play much basketball, but I did get. Get a little work in this week. Worked on the jump hook, but as far as me getting up to about 100, that's not going to happen. Yeah, there's some high consequences for that in your 40, but I don't know. I feel like Jay Will's one of Those guys that probably hoops a lot.

[Brandon]

Yep.

[Tyler]

And Marshall Henderson probably seems like one of those dudes, too, so.

[Brandon]

And you got a couple guys. Doug, just like, he was playing younger guys.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Two years ago. Don't they have a loyal Chicago guy? Was playing a few years ago. So you got some younger guys in their 20s.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Dan]

You got Mark Titus.

[Mincy]

And you got Mark, of course.

[Titus]

Harlem Globetrotter.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Are you. Are you awesome? I'm not laughing.

[Tyler]

It wasn't.

[Mincy]

That was a fair reaction.

[Brandon]

That wasn't the way you took it.

[Titus]

Laugh.

[Mincy]

I mean, it was a fair reaction.

[Tyler]

I mean, we got a lot to lose if we come out here and get smacked, too.

[Brandon]

I mean, you're not gonna get playing

[Dan]

a bunch of losers.

[Tyler]

I'm not worried about that.

[Brandon]

We didn't win a intramural game.

[Tyler]

Game.

[Brandon]

We were owing six in intramural back.

[Mincy]

Yeah. Against, like. Yeah, this office is terrible at basketball. We'll be fine. The bigger. The biggest concern is. You're absolutely right. Is getting hurt. It's just like them being clumsy and. And. And just like them being tired and like a hard foul when you go to the basket.

[Tyler]

A hard foul.

[Mincy]

Yeah, like one of those.

[Brandon]

I don't think you got.

[Tyler]

I talked to our issues.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Shock]

We do have refs coming in tonight, too. We're gonna. Gonna take it easy on the pros.

[Mincy]

I told him Nikki smokes saying nothing. Easy as he just takes your head.

[Shock]

White Sox. Dave's playing.

[Mincy]

Yeah. That's the real issue.

[Shock]

I think Big T's trying to throw. Throw some bows around a little bit.

[Brandon]

So we'll see. Big T is not.

[Dan]

He's not. Yeah. He's a pillow.

[Brandon]

You don't have to worry about that. Are you awesome at pickleball now?

[Tyler]

I'm not good as I want to be. Probably like the 4 or 5.

[Brandon]

That's really good, right?

[Tyler]

5 O's considered, like, pretty. Pretty good.

[Brandon]

Are you playing a lot?

[Tyler]

Like four or five times a week to it? Yeah. I was playing with my brother, my younger brother Ben, and he played a lot of tennis. I played a lot of ping pong. So pickleball was kind of the middle ground.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

So we picked up some paddles and played one day, and we both got addicted to it. We love it. He's in construction. He's a developer. And so one day I was standing out at his house, and I was like, yo, we need to move a bunch of your. Your equipment. Let's just put some pickleball courts. So we put in three courts at his house in Kentucky. And so he plays and trains every day. He's gotten on a different level. He's. He's quite a bit better than me, so we don't really pair up much anymore, but my younger brother's a real deal.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah. He can go get a it.

[Brandon]

Are you living in Kentucky? Are you living in North Carolina?

[Tyler]

No, I'm in North Carolina. I go back and forth a little bit.

[Brandon]

But I think I might have asked you this when you came on pmt, but how sweet is it that you just get to wear Carolina blue all the time?

[Tyler]

It is the best color.

[Brandon]

It is when.

[Tyler]

When you're surrounded by it every day everywhere. Like, I don't know. I mean, I look at the,

[Shock]

you

[Tyler]

know, it's the, the water tower. It's Carolina blue blue. And I'm sitting there thinking, how much paint did it take to get that whole water tower blue?

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I've thought.

[Tyler]

And the fire trucks are blue. I mean, urinals are blue. Carolina blue. I'm just like. I mean, I like the color, but it's a lot.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Slapped in my face everywhere I go.

[Brandon]

So when you go somewhere else, that's when you can pop the Carolina blue.

[Tyler]

Oh, I rock it regardless.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah. So it is the best color, plus, you know, Jordan.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Jumpman logo. That's pretty sick, too.

[Mincy]

Yeah, that's pretty good.

[Tyler]

I like.

[Brandon]

Hell, yeah. Is it still Duke? It is.

[Tyler]

I mean.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Forever. Yeah.

[Dan]

Sorry.

[Brandon]

Thank you. All right, good.

[Tyler]

Duke sucks. And Duke will always.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I always tell people that. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Him.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Hell, yes.

[Tyler]

No, it is what it is.

[Brandon]

I love that I, I, I'm right, right there with you.

[Kate]

I hate Duke.

[Brandon]

In the ass, in the face.

[Dan]

Were you.

[Mincy]

You were at the game this year when you guys beat Duke on the last second shot, right?

[Tyler]

I was on the call.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

You're on the call.

[Dan]

I was on the radio.

[Mincy]

I assumed you were. I assume you're. You're at the game. Did John Shire get punched? Did you see.

[Brandon]

Yeah, they were still looking for the guy. I haven't slept in four weeks.

[Tyler]

You know, I told somebody this. You know, I was right there. I was on the radio. I was at the scores table. I didn't see it. I'm not saying he's a liar. I'm not saying, you know, it happened, but if I'm John Shire, I walk into the locker room, I find assistant coach and I, I cold clock him right in his face. I tell him, I'm like, yo, one of these Carolina fans did that to you.

[Brandon]

Just lied.

[Tyler]

Lied My balls off to the press and said, we got mugged out here. Yeah. Stormed the court. But what I really like about that is it was a double court storm, which is pretty rare.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

And it was madness trying to get everybody off the court, but it's a beautiful ending. We didn't control one second of that game. Lucky to win it, but glad we did.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it was also just very Duke. Whenever they lose, they make sure that it's something not about the game, it's something bigger. Yeah.

[Mincy]

Don't talk about how they lost. Talk about this.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Larger discussion of port Storming.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Ethics or how.

[Brandon]

Or how the games aren't important. And it's just, you know, more about like. Like student athletes, all that. It's like, no, you can't just say, hey, we lost. That's not the Duke way. It was gonna squirt out of it. Do you want to do the Gauntlet? Have they told you. Has Tate told you about the Gauntlet?

[Tyler]

So I. I've seen it a few times. I'm not really sure what the Gauntlet entails. I mean, I see the corno. That might be a struggle right there.

[Brandon]

You got this. We've had a lot of professional athletes do it.

[Tyler]

I'm not going to turn it down.

[Brandon]

I'm not the only one.

[Tyler]

Come here. Like, nah, I'm scared of the Gauntlet.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Might as well give it a run.

[Brandon]

Yeah. All right, so it's.

[Tyler]

Get some of your coffee rolling through.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dan]

There we go.

[Steven]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Put up a high number. You know what, Tate?

[Dan]

Why don't you do.

[Tyler]

Do a run?

[Dan]

You want me to?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Get out there.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah. And that way Tyler can see you do it. What are you going to say?

[Mincy]

Steven?

[Brandon]

Brandon's so happy we were doing the B. Cuz you can just leave in a second.

[Mincy]

Is Psycho T a nickname that you still embrace as you've grown older? Or do you think there will be a time in your life. Life when you're like, that was the old me. I'm not.

[Brandon]

Please stop.

[Tyler]

I think even if I did, I'm not really sure it'd go away.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

It's not like I. I ever really fully embraced it. Honestly. The guy who gave it to me, strength coach at unc, he stopped calling me Psycho T once. Everybody else did, so I don't know. I mean, I'm pretty laid back guy off the court, so. Not really sure. It's like a really good description, but. But I get it. I liked it. It was cool.

[Mincy]

It was meant As a compliment, but. Yes. Yeah.

[Brandon]

But I think it's now.

[Mincy]

And now comes awesome nickname.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

But I imagine it comes with an expectation. Like if you're out at a bar, someone's like just staring at you, waiting for you to just like smash the glass on your face or something.

[Tyler]

You know, the college days, I, you know, I could get, you know, get me 10 or 12 beers in me. I, I might do something like that. But nowadays that would be a bad look, especially since I was a professor last semester.

[Mincy]

You were?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

What?

[Tyler]

Yeah, so I, I taught a class. I was co professor, sports communication in the journalism school at unc.

[Brandon]

That's awesome. Have you. I know you've probably been asked this a million times, but have you thought about what you would have made in nil? Because it would have been pretty significant.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I mean, man, there's some bad NIL deals out there, and I just think about it.

[Shock]

But.

[Tyler]

But, you know, a lot of people ask me about that, and I'm glad I didn't grow up or play in the NIL air. And the reason I say that is because the year we won it, we had been together for four years and that's pretty rare now.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

And Ty Lawson, Wayne Ellington, you know, Ed Davis, one of those guys, they would have taken a lot of money somewhere else. It would have been possible to keep that team together. And there's a lot of things in college that money can't buy. And I think I got that at Carolina.

[Brandon]

I agree with that, that I think about that a lot with some of the guys that are getting. And good for them, they're getting the money, but they don't really have a home.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

The value of relationship building, community building, staying at one school, knowing the ropes, it just the comfort, I think it's.

[Mincy]

And having a home to go back to. Like you. You now live in Carolina and that's like, that's your, your embrace. You didn't grow up there. Right. But now that's your place. And that wouldn't have been the case probably. If you're bouncing around, you wouldn't have probably gone back to one of the four schools you went to, you know.

[Tyler]

No, you're 100% right. Carolina will always be home in some aspect. But the other thing that, you know, wasn't really mentioned is like, coaching has kind of changed. I don't think that the great coaches like Coach Williams, some of these other coaches that have kind of retired, I don't really feel like they're able to have that impact because Kids are coming in and out after one year, and that's a huge deal for me. I learned a lot from Coach Williams. Watching him work and, you know, and being able to be coached by him for four years, you know, that was. That had a huge impact on me, how I handled my life, and, you know, it was a good role model for me.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Yeah. All right, Tate, you ready?

[Tate]

Tate, don't be nervous.

[Brandon]

Don't be nervous. So you're basically going station to station. You're gonna start with cornhole. Then you gotta keep kick a soccer ball. Then you got to hit a home run, throw a ball through the flash. IV body armor. Three pointer. Three pointer. Then you come back for trivia. So we'll.

[Tyler]

Trivia?

[Brandon]

Yeah, but trivia is not so bad. It's. It's basically just a. It's like a whole board, and you can pick any subject you want to do, and you just got to get 10. Right. You'll see it. All right, ready? Ready, Tate? All right. Three, two, one, go. So you just gotta get one cornhole. And these guys will help. Oh, and then you gotta score, so you get three. These three shots. If you don't score in the first three shots, you can shoot from anywhere. So you can go right up to the goal. Oh, wow. So now you can score from everybody anywhere. There it is. Home run. Is anything above this level right here? That's a home run. Yep.

[Dan]

Football.

[Tyler]

Jesus.

[Brandon]

Three pointer. Three pointer. Nice.

[Mincy]

Here we go, Tate.

[Brandon]

Come on, Tate. You had Tyler. Tyler was impressed after the first one.

[Tate]

Good time.

[Dan]

Good time.

[Brandon]

All right, then there's trivia. So see, you can pick any of these subjects. All you got to get is 10. Right? Total, so you can bounce around. Five MLB teams never won a World Series.

[Shock]

Cherry, lemon, lime, orange, Lime. Never won a World Series.

[Brandon]

You know, one of them boy Indians, that

[Dan]

blue.

[Shock]

No, they won. Devonte Adams, Jordy Nelson, Donald Driver. Blue, Purple. Purple. Sorry. Purple. Honda, Toyota, Ford. Got to be close.

[Brandon]

Time. 207. It's pretty good. It's a pretty good time.

[Mincy]

Any of those categories stand out? Tyler, something you would.

[Brandon]

Wait, the Indians did win one way, way, way back.

[Shock]

You go to me into that one.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I did my bad. Raise. Rockies, Mariners, Brewers, Padres. All right, Tyler, you're up. Let Tyler know it's not those categories. It's not those categories.

[Dan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brandon]

So it'll be totally different. And we'll help you

[Tyler]

straight from the point.

[Brandon]

Is Doug here?

[Shock]

No, he had a different commitment. He's fired up, though.

[Tyler]

Love that.

[Shock]

There's a lot of people really excited to play against this guy.

[Brandon]

Are there any. Are there any people that's a name

[Shock]

that carried some weight?

[Brandon]

Are there any people that did not make. Make it who are not going to make it?

[Shock]

Evan Ravenel is in Tampa. His flight got canceled.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Shock]

Mario Chalmers. We are really hoping his flight's supposed to take off at 2:20. Jay, Will's here. Marshall Henderson's here. Brandon Paul's here. Tyler's here. Doug's here.

[Brandon]

I think that's enough.

[Kate]

That'll do it.

[Brandon]

Tyler signed a waiver.

[Shock]

Tyler did sign a waiver.

[Brandon]

So go from here to there.

[Dan]

Yeah, I got you. We're going cornhole to soccer. Soccer or baseball, but I'll be with you. I'll tell you what to do.

[Brandon]

All right, Ready? Three, two, one, go. He's a legend.

[Mincy]

He looks like he's in playing shape, too.

[Kate]

He is in great shape. He'll be fine.

[Mincy]

Absolute legend.

[Brandon]

But it does suck it, like, he is kind of in it. It's a tough spot because guys are gonna try to. Try to make, you know, like, hey, I scored on Tyler Hansen.

[Shock]

Oh, yeah. There's gonna be so many highlight reels coming up.

[Kate]

He's a loose cannon too. He said about Duke.

[Brandon]

He was right. All right, Tyler, here we go. Get going.

[Mincy]

You beat the Duke at Duke four straight years, Kyle.

[Kate]

Oh, that is insane.

[Mincy]

That, like. Like, it's so hard to win there. And he won there for short. Oh, that is crazy.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Why do they call him Psycho T? Does he have, like, a temper on the court?

[Mincy]

No, he. He's just like, relentless with his work ethic.

[Brandon]

He also has, like a very.

[Mincy]

He's one of. He's one of.

[Shock]

His face basically begging for more.

[Titus]

Oh, yeah, Kate.

[Mincy]

He's one of, like, the five to ten best college basketball players of all time.

[Brandon]

He was just like, oh, wow. Just a great.

[Kate]

I remember the name.

[Tate]

Sure.

[Kate]

For sure.

[Shock]

He threw cornhole for a minute. He's gonna shatter at time.

[Titus]

Brandon, more of a sweet tea guy guy. No.

[Dan]

What?

[Titus]

Brandon's more of a sweet tea guy. Brandon's more of a. A sweet tea guy.

[Brandon]

All right, here we go.

[Mincy]

Teams in Florida, pro teams in Florida.

[Brandon]

Yeah, Just rip them. You get those talking the mic and rip them.

[Kate]

Rip it.

[Brandon]

Pro teams in Florida.

[Mincy]

Fart eliminator.

[Kate]

I'm prompted Berners. He was asking for magic.

[Tyler]

Let's see here.

[Brandon]

Dolphins, you also got states bordering Pennsylvania.

[Tate]

First names of the Brady Bunch.

[Kate]

Brady Bunch.

[Brandon]

Backstreet Boys, Roger Clemens. I mean, there you go.

[Tyler]

Is he on there?

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

All right. Pedro Martinez. Yep.

[Shock]

States around. Pennsylvania.

[Brandon]

Yes, State. State's bordering Pennsylvania. I feel like you can rip a few of those.

[Tyler]

Pennsylvania. We'll probably go to New Jersey.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that's good. You got two there.

[Tyler]

New York.

[Brandon]

New York's got there.

[Tyler]

Gonna go below Virginia. No.

[Brandon]

Yeah. West Virginia. You got it. What about. Let's go back to teams in Florida. NFL teams in Florida. You got the Dolphins. There's two more.

[Tyler]

Oh, the Buccaneers.

[Brandon]

Yep.

[Tyler]

Let's see here.

[Brandon]

We also got baseball teams.

[Tyler]

Florida, populated cities in Asia. Beijing.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Dan]

Yeah. Here we go.

[Brandon]

You play there.

[Tyler]

Not there, buddy.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Let's see here. Bangkok.

[Dan]

Almost certainly. It's a G in there.

[Kate]

Maybe the one of the ones you played in might be on there.

[Tyler]

Shanghai, Shanghai.

[Brandon]

Shanghai. There we go.

[Mincy]

Really good time.

[Brandon]

How was it playing in Shanghai? Did you play for the Sharks?

[Tyler]

No.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Tyler]

I played for Gongzhou. Shindu and Hongzhou.

[Kate]

Gangzhou is massive.

[Shock]

Did Jimmer. Jimmer played there. Right, right.

[Brandon]

Sharks.

[Shock]

That's someone who really wanted to come do this stream, but he's doing the 3 on 3 USA right now. Jimmer would have been another.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Shock]

Hansboro and Jimmer against White Sox, Dave and Rico.

[Kate]

Oh, he was an Olympian, Right? For the three on three. Are they running that back?

[Shock]

Yeah, he's doing something for it right now.

[Dan]

Nice.

[Brandon]

All right, let's see where he. Where he landed.

[Mincy]

That would have been nice. Would be nice. I asked Odin.

[Dan]

He was.

[Mincy]

He was on the fence, and he. He's got, like, a thing in la. He said he was gonna fly back for it.

[Shock]

Yeah, my white whale said it couldn't work.

[Mincy]

The schedule doesn't work.

[Shock]

Personally. Aaron Craft was in, but he's a doctor now, and he couldn't take time off. He said if we do it on a weekend, he would come.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

All right. So you got beat out by Gunner Henderson, Colton Kauser, Jared from Subway. Yeah.

[Tyler]

J from Subway Dam.

[Kate]

We'll take it.

[Mincy]

That's good.

[Brandon]

We'll take it. We'll take it.

[Kate]

Bust out the Statue of Liberty.

[Brandon]

He's in prison.

[Mincy]

Show him what he's won.

[Dan]

Actually, do the gauntlet.

[Brandon]

I mean, that is.

[Mincy]

That is a good prize. If you call out Jared, you get the Statue of Liberty.

[Brandon]

Damn, you guys.

[Kate]

Did you guys overlap in Indie at all?

[Brandon]

No, Jared, I don't think so.

[Kate]

You weren't there while he was there?

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Kate]

No.

[Brandon]

Yeah. He didn't do the gauntlet. He's in prison.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

He's st.

[Dan]

It's the only reason he did.

[Mincy]

Joe.

[Tate]

You crying, Kate?

[Titus]

No. I just hate that so much.

[Brandon]

I didn't But I would never admit.

[Kate]

I want to know if he was living there while you were.

[Dan]

Okay. We haven't done it in a while.

[Titus]

I know. It's been a minute.

[Brandon]

We put it on there just to get people's reactions and we're like lifetime or like 1 for 200 on reactions.

[Dan]

I'm counting this one. This is.

[Brandon]

This is definitely. Yes. Are the only two that have reacted. You get the statue. Yeah.

[Dan]

Oh.

[Brandon]

Oh, no. Chill, chill. Give it to me.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Tyler's not gonna. He's not gonna be here tonight.

[Kate]

Professor.

[Brandon]

Like, what the fuck did I just walk into?

[Kate]

Oh, Brady.

[Brandon]

We do the Slim Jim ad.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

We'll wrap it up.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Get excited for the stream tonight.

[Dan]

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[Shock]

I got one.

[Dan]

Tell me you got one. What is it?

[Shock]

Do you know where Marshall Henderson is right now?

[Dan]

No.

[Shock]

He wanted to come in early to go out in Chicago. Where do you think he stayed last night?

[Dan]

If you tell me he stayed at Ben Mince's apartment.

[Kate]

That can't be.

[Shock]

It's where he's at right now.

[Brandon]

No.

[Shock]

On Mincy's couch.

[Brandon]

No.

[Shock]

Yeah. That's juicy.

[Brandon]

We didn't get him a hotel.

[Dan]

Well, we.

[Brandon]

We did.

[Shock]

We got everyone hotels tonight. And then Marshall wanted to come in and do some Addie's Day, whatever, and Mincy was like, I got.

[Dan]

We couldn't get him a hotel yesterday.

[Shock]

He's at Mince's house.

[Brandon]

That's so perfect.

[Shock]

I love.

[Mincy]

Incredible.

[Brandon]

Have you played ball with any of the guys that you're playing tonight?

[Tyler]

Not with. I think I played against Jay Will in the NBA a little bit.

[Brandon]

Yeah. He's gonna be Fun tonight because. I don't know.

[Dan]

Yeah, I think he'll start cooking it up a little bit.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I grew up watching him play.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I'm from Popper Bluff, which is probably about two hours from Memphis. So when he played at Memphis, my dad used to take me over and we used to watch him hoop.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he's gonna be. He's got to go one on one.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

And just embarrass Nikki Smokes.

[Dan]

Although Marshall Henderson could also do it.

[Brandon]

The fact that Nikki smokes. Are you guys playing the. The blue three point line?

[Shock]

No, we're pulling those up.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Shock]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Mincy]

So your high school three point line.

[Shock]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And games to 11. We can switch it to seven if it gets.

[Shock]

Tyler, do you know the format? Do you know?

[Tyler]

No.

[Shock]

It's going one on one. So you guys will have a coach.

[Tyler]

Willow. Coach.

[Shock]

One on one. Anytime we beat you, the stream ends and then it becomes 2 on 2, 3 on 3, 4 on 4. And then after 5 on 5, only we add players. So it'd be 5 on 6, 5 on 7, until we finally beat you. So do you think 13 on 5 we would beat you guys? 14 on 5, half.

[Mincy]

They're terrible.

[Shock]

We're bad.

[Dan]

He's thinking about it.

[Brandon]

Yeah, but who would hope so?

[Tyler]

I mean, I don't know. I mean, they really want to keep playing and winning. I mean, it could go. Go on for a little bit.

[Shock]

Well, that's where it gets interesting.

[Brandon]

If 13 on 5, you can just have two guys just standing under the other hoop.

[Shock]

I mean, Blutman's playing, Minty's playing.

[Dan]

Yeah. But if the other team just kept one back to guard them, I think that's enough.

[Mincy]

Really good shooters playing.

[Shock]

Tate, Doug Edert.

[Dan]

No, no, on our team,

[Shock]

we don't have any really.

[Dan]

Probably you, right, Shock?

[Shock]

Yeah, I mean me, Nikki smokes.

[Brandon]

The thing is, how are they gonna get T Bob's.

[Shock]

We do have some size T. Bob Cadex playing.

[Dan]

Oh, that's not big.

[Titus]

T's a big guy.

[Shock]

Big T. Tyler, this is what happens. If you beat us 15 on five, you start losing players. So then you start going down 15 on 4, 15 on 3. If you beat us 15 on 3, that's just. That's bad. That's bad news for us.

[Tyler]

I think you guys would get that.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I mean, I think. I think 15 on 4 is where it's gonna end.

[Shock]

I want them. I get like, at any point they can be like, all right, it. I hope they beat us or I hope they go hard until it starts going the other way. If you can beat us like 15 on 4, that's an extremely embarrassing look for bars.

[Brandon]

Oh, I think it has to be

[Dan]

seven if you're playing this many games. It can't be 11 every time.

[Shock]

I agree. It's full court only when it becomes the 5 and 6 and 7.

[Dan]

So it's half court until.

[Shock]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Cuz is there a rule where the big chunk of guys like can't. Half of them can't hang back and cherry pick or we can do whatever you can. Okay. Cuz I was going to say for you guys, I think the biggest issue is cardio. Eventually it's going to be a real.

[Brandon]

But we're so bad that you could. Like the thing is you guys could. Even if it's like say it's 14 on 5, you could just. Just pack the paint and just be like, go ahead, shoot.

[Mincy]

That's why I asked who are the good shooters?

[Brandon]

Right. Because that's like you could just not play defense and let them shoot and they're not going to make more than half of them. And then you just got to make.

[Shock]

Rico's our shooter. Rico.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Because rebounds shouldn't be a problem.

[Shock]

Loyola, dude. Six, seven.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Shock]

Tyler's big.

[Brandon]

This is gonna be a fun stream. Very fun stream.

[Dan]

Any regrets?

[Tyler]

None yet. I wish I would have dusted off my cornhole game before I came up here, but no, I'm good. I think the young guy is going to be able to go up and down a little bit more than I will.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

All right. Good show everyone. Thank you. Tyler, great seeing you. Let's spin the wheel. We do also have the. The State Farm 3. Oh yeah?

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Let's see it. Yeah. Trailer dropped. Yeah. So State Farm 3 on 3 is coming out I think next week. Next week? Yeah.

[Mincy]

The barstool basketball.

[Brandon]

So you can see some of our basketball.

[Mincy]

The bba. If you're a barstool fan, this tournament is for you.

[Brandon]

I'm willing to take this year if I can get something better next year.

[Mincy]

If you're a basketball fan, this tournament is for you.

[Brandon]

Match for the Wednesday from the State Farm.

[Mincy]

If you're an association fan, this tournament is for you. Sorry to report your team has voted you off. It's the BBA and we're back. Where else are you going to get your fix of high quality competitive basketball action? The answer, nowhere.

[Kate]

You think people went hard last year?

[Brandon]

It's going to be double this year.

[Mincy]

A lot of pressure this season. There will be drama.

[Brandon]

Don't take basketball first dog. You're the one taking the first.

[Mincy]

There will be backstabbing.

[Brandon]

You ain't winning a chip with this team.

[Mincy]

There will be basketball.

[Brandon]

Once the whistle blows, anything could happen.

[Mincy]

The barstool basketball association season two presented by Staples far March 23, 10am Eastern.

[Steven]

You're welcome.

[Mincy]

Let's go.

[Brandon]

Hell yes. This was a good excited for this.

[Dan]

All right.

[Mincy]

Season one was awesome. Season two, very good as well. Yeah, can't wait for it to debut.

[Brandon]

All right, let's spin the wheel.

[Dan]

And we're going to spin that wheel. That's what we're going to do.

[Titus]

Spin that wheel.

[Dan]

The wheel's going to spin soon. Wheel is coming and as soon as that and see Tyler, what you don't get is we have a wheel and we're going to spin it. All right.

[Brandon]

Okay, we're good. All right. Thank you, Tyler.

[Kate]

Yep.

[Brandon]

See you everyone. Tonight.

[Steven]

Tyler, tune into Viva tv.

[Brandon]

Who's the bad guy's friend?

[Titus]

Sa.

[Kate]

The.

[Brandon]

All right, watch after dark tonight. Shout out the yak fans for buying the cards. Thanks for for working with us with that. It was 2500 packs the first time. That was obviously not enough. 5000 the second time. Still sell down in under five minutes. So for series two, maybe we reevaluate and do a couple more. But we love you guys. Best friend in the world.

[Kate]

All right, love you.

[Brandon]

See you tomorrow. Bye.