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I feel fine, but I don't. A hangover is supposed to follow something awesome. No, this follows something bad. It's. It's. It's a fog. It's a cloud. How were you on mostly today? Was it a good show or. No, I was. I was bad. I was outright bad again. I was outright bad. Two bad shows in A row for me? Are you bitch made? I'm not made at all. I'm here. I was here yesterday. You sent me home. You benched me. Right. But are you made? I'm. And I'm not made. I'm built for this. Okay. Oh, big cat. I just got a paper cut. Can I. Yeah. Get out of here. Kate. Thanks. Owie, owie, owie. Yeah. Oh. Oh, yeah. My tum tum hurts a little bit. I have a tummy stinger. I felt bad for you, man. Thank you. Thank you. A warrior for even powering through 15 minutes of the act. Yeah. Stephen Che won his bet last night. Yay. Congratulations. We have to give. We have to give equal time. Oh, congrats. The losers and the winners. Equal. Not equal. Not equal at all. The mention was there. Yeah. Compare that to the odds of doing something else. What? He did anything else. Anything else. Yeah. Like, it's about like the sun rising. Yeah. Yeah. Like touching bread. If you eat a sandwich. Yeah, Right. Exactly. Now you're down 40 bucks. Technically 90. Okay. But, yeah, it's. It's a slow grind. It resets. It resets every time. So we're day one, $10 profit rolling into today. 60 bet. Okay. Good luck. Thank you. Good luck. Thank you. Should we just. Should we just start talking about what. What I witnessed last night? Oh, my God. I want to know bad. Yeah. We should actually get Mikey. Betsy. I've heard from multiple people that it's the. The worst basketball they've ever seen. We're such dog. And it's crazy because we have guys that know how to play basketball. So was it exaggerated how good the competition was? The competition looks like Santa. I. I don't. The guys they played were good. They also were all stoolies. I got to. Yeah. I showed up in incognito owner mode. Oh, that's you. At the end of the game, I got to a point where I was so disgusted my team that I openly. Like, there was one guy, I think it was number one on their team, who had, like, 18 points, was just whapping threes, and I was just clapping every time he hit it. Hit one. I was like, dude, you're working at barstool. Like, I want to sign you tomorrow. I was just yelling that out loud and being like, nice shot, number one. Oh. How did Bets react? He was upset. Bets was upset. Bets is a bad coach. This is the first time where I've actually heard murmurs from the team like. Like, they've held strong, but today, no, he's a bad game. Left. Look at him. He looks like the type of guy to get thrown out of a window in the Sopranos. Yeah. He owes a bookie a lot of money and I love bets. And we're. He's just not a good coach. And, and the guy. And it's the worst condition team I've ever watched play basketball. Like, Stephen, tell me if I'm wrong with any of this. We, we came out, we. It was like eight to six. Like, it was, it was close for the first five minutes. Then, then the league got a little bit more. It was a 10 point deficit at half. Second half. I, I think, I think our team didn't even know there were two halves. Like, they just ran us out of the gym. It was a 30 point loss or whatever it was. They also. I also found out they were drinking before the game. Oh, yeah, I heard about that. Really? Yeah. Shots before the game. Here's another shocking thing, and I'll say this to his face. Nikki Smokes is a good athlete. He plays some of the worst basketball I've ever seen anyone play. He was dog. Absolute dog. Can somebody go back and do the cumulative box score? I'd like to know his shooting for the season last night. It was one for 10. I see the whole thing. He just turns the ball over. He, his shots stink. He's just. But that's the thing. It's crazy because I've seen him play basketball, played basketball with him. He's not a bad basketball player. He's just in a rut that he, he's got to figure out because he's dog. So all the basketball we see him play is against our own people. Yeah. But it's also with Anaka watching. Oh, I think you got to bring Anaka. All right, so Mikey Betts is here. Mikey Bets. I, I, I. It's a bad day to meet me. Yeah. Did you sleep last night? I drove to Rockford. It was like, why? I just couldn't sleep. I just, I told my wife I'm just gonna drive. Drove to Rockford's. Rockford because I live in Hanover. So, like, yeah, I just kept going straight. Magic Water. I got past Elgin and then I just kept going straight. Just kept going. Yeah, it's tough, dude. Yeah. Can't sleep. Trying to eat healthy. Oh, dude, I hate them. They sucks. Had about 10 until I realized they're 50 calories a piece. Might get a McDouble with no bun. Or take a melatonin. Gotta stop eating. Gotta stop thinking. Might go play Xbox. I like this stream of Content. So you drove? Yeah, I drove instead. Well, I ate and then I went for another drive and then I drove to Elgin. So here's. Here's where I knew and Mikey knows this is coming. We had a conversation. Ownership had a conversation with coaching after the game. Yeah. Here's where I knew we were in trouble with our coach. When the game was about to start, the teams were warming up. We didn't have a layup line. We didn't have a drill. We actually did have a drill. I'm sorry. The drill was Mikey had all eight dudes stand under the hoop and he said box out while he took shots. And he made two out of three of the shots. Yeah. So he essentially was just telling everyone to watch him shoot. That's. We had layup lines right before that. We did. Okay. We did have a layup line. Okay. But. Yeah. And you saw why we had a box out. They. They didn't box out. But you made. You were just having everyone watch you shoot. Yeah. I. I can't. Can't stop me being from good at basketball. That's why I need to play. So. Mikey Betts has been fired as head coach. You're out. You're fired. Fired his head coach. When did this happen? Last night. Convers. This wasn't mutual at all. No, it's mutual. It's. It's pretty mutual. But I. I'm actually surprised that the media didn't leak this because it was decided last night. We had a conversation. He has been fired as head coach. He has been promoted to player. Yeah. Oh, my God. So he's going to play on the team now. Fair. And I'm going to take over as head coach. A. Pat Riley, Stan Van, you're going to be the coach. I'm going to have to coach these guys. Where do you rank talent wise on the team now? I don't. I don't want to rank myself. I just know that I'll be a glue guy. Oh, yeah. He's not playing. Oh, you're not gonna play. Probably not gonna play. He might get a few minutes. I. I need at least four minutes. Four is fine. What would it matter to. To a house? What was the final score Yesterday? Couldn't be 30. Called the game early. Yeah, they called it early again. They said last possession with two minutes left and shout out Connor. Connor had like a Don BB situation where he's like, last possession. And Connor like ripped an offensive rebound and they. And I was like, that's a guy I could win with. So this team is Dog shit. Rick was good. Rick is my only guy. Rick is the guy. I'll build my franchise. I want to trade everyone and build the franchise around Rick. What we're also going to do, and I have to tell Dana, I'm taking a play out of like, you know, college coaches do this all the time. We're doing open tryouts where the every roster spot is up for grabs. So we're going to have everyone in this office. If you want to be on the team, you're on the team. You had to try out and you'd be on the team. I want to show up with 15 guys because we can't. We can't. We don't have guys that can run for more than two minutes at a time. I agree. So we got to be going. Hockey shifts. Why are we doing hockey? Can't look inward. What do you mean? This office. We're certainly can't. We're. No, we're wretched. Would you fly people out from the New York office if they were good? Good enough. I gotta ask Dana if he wants to do that. I mean, that's a budgetary thing. I. The thing is, we're not bad at basketball. We're just bad as a team. What are you most coaching like, what is. What aspect the. Okay, Eddie, we played against last night, again, these guys were good, but they weren't like world beaters. It wasn't like anyone I saw out there. They're all very good at basketball. Yeah. They're not like. Yeah. No one who I was like, oh, man. He played D1. They were fast. We're slow and tall. We're taller than them and slower than them. We basically played their pace and we're taking transition threes and just jacking up shots. We're going to be playing some Tony Bennett, like, painful. I don't want to watch this Virginia basketball. We're talking like two, three minutes per possession. You know, pass the ball into the post. Pass the ball out of the post. Triangle offense, we're going to slow it down. We're going to play at our pace and we're going to dictate how we go tempo wise. I want this. I want this game to be a 1614 win. Next. Next week. We're playing an 0 and 4 team. I think. I had no idea. It looks like I might be in a good. Yeah, yeah, that's. Now, the other teams don't have unlimited access to a gym and basketball court, right? I don't think so. This is the season here. Yeah, that's the season. Yeah. Nikki Smokes is shooting. Yeah. But I don't have to say there's no shooting percent. He's shooting 13 from three. That was the thing. We were jacking up threes. We suck at shooting threes. Yeah. We're not the best. Did we try to play down low? We the. The goal. The whole game plan is feed Rick the ball, but they don't do that. They don't feed Dana Got two shots. He should be down low. Yep. This is for my periscope. Oh, yeah. Fires one. Yep. Rebound miss. There we go, Rick. And then I think, is this the possession where it was maybe the worst defensive possession ever to want to keep on this team? I think this is where. Yeah. The most wide open 3 ever. Look at this. The obviously triple teaming. They're obviously tired. Look at this. Look at that guy. No one even tried. There was no. They weren't even close. We don't know what a pick and roll is. Yeah, that's the other. We. We pick. We don't roll. Like, there was a point in the game where the other team did a pick and roll. Like, a very simple pick and roll. And Dana, I think, audibly was like, what a play. Yeah, it was like, that's incredible. Like, that's the most basic thing you can do in basketball. Bets. Are you ashamed or did you do all that you could? I did all that I could. I left it all out on the line, and I just. I. You didn't get a technical. You should have got a tech. I got too many technicals on me this year. Chief got a flagrant, by the way. And that guy. That. That tossed a guy into the. Like, he launched a guy and then he came. And then he came over after and sat next to me. He's like, was that a flagrant? I was like, oh, yeah. That was rough, dude. Yeah. I'm not ashamed. I'm. I'm happy that I'm not gonna have to coach anymore, and I'm excited to play. You guys drank before. Nothing was working for the first four games. And Dana's like, we should drink. I said, that's up to you guys. Let's do it. Just a couple beers. It's not up to no beers. No. No beers. Just shots. Beer sounds like it would have been better, Dana. Beers would. I had. I had beers. They had shots. I. I had beers because I didn't play. Like, how many shots, though? Like, three shots each. Yeah. You think beers are worse than three shots each for, like, sloshing around? I guess could have loosened him up a little. I get the idea. I really thought. Yeah. I mean, they were feeling good at the bar. Like, we're gonna. Yeah, let's go. I'm feeling good. And then we got there and vibes are great. And then we saw Big Cat walk in and we're like, oh, we shouldn't. Yeah, they did get a little nervous. And I also did not say hello to any of them or shake any of them. Yeah, I stuck my hand. So I did, I did maybe ramp up the pressure, but I had to see what it was like. I don't think, I don't think me being there made us lose. I think we're losing no matter what. Yeah, I can agree with that. Yeah. Yeah. Who do you blame the most for being fired? Interesting. You haven't said yourself. I'm going to say myself. Really? I'm going to say myself. I'm going to take a little bit of accountability here and yeah, I don't mind being a scapegoat. That's fine. Did you think about quitting before he fired you? Yeah, game I. Before the first game, I thought about quitting. Yeah. Mikey. Mikey took it well. Like, we had a conversation. The ownership and the coaching staff saw eye to eye that it needed to be a change. Yeah. I put a lot of miles on my car, though. And now will I say this, that if I, I'm going to coach next week and we win, will I retire as coach, undefeated? Yeah, that, that's on the table. And then Mikey Betts has to just coach the rest of the season. Yeah, that's definitely on the table. Bets that go coach the other 0 and 4. I was thinking about going to the game and I love it. I love that. I love it. Get yourself a win. Yeah, I should give myself a win. We also are the only team that has a coach. That's the thing, too. We're so embarrassed. Yeah. Like, it is embarrassing being the only coach and not winning a game yet. So I saw some hustle issues. A lot of hustle issues. I pretty much effort issues. The only guys that I, I, I feel confident going forward with are Rick and Connor. Those are the, those are the hustle guys. About Steve Che you got. It was, was good. Steven was good. He didn't, he didn't notably have any hustle issues. So he could be on it too. Yeah. Run. I like my guys. I'm not going to complain about them. Oh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna throw people under the bus. We're coaching with an iron Fist. Yeah. We're gonna do a practice. We're gonna run sprints. Yeah. Like we gotta feel like. Yeah. We don't win a game. You're right. We're a joke. I'm a little bit too. Why hasn't anyone quit? One of the most freeing things about being a grown adult is that you can just completely give up on sports. Yeah. I don't know, because I. I wouldn't want to play in this league. Like getting my kicked in every single week. Yeah. I also changes. Like I said, we're going to add some people. I have an invitation. I know Titus isn't here, but I'd like to formally invite him to be on the team. I want him to play. I think I'm going to get my guy Scott, who helped us with the free throws, so he's going to play. We're going to turn this team. What time is it? So you're going to beef up the team. Yeah. And get a dub. Yeah. And take all the credit? Fuck yeah, I am. But fuck yeah. If he beefs up the team and wins, he deserves all the credit. Last time I tried to recruit a player, I got. I got bashed into Holy Eternity from Dana. Are you going to show up? Are you going to remember I tried to recruit br. I would like you to coach. I'll be. Oh, he didn't like that. I'm actually going to be out of town next week. Okay. Wednesday and 3rd, Wednesday night and Thursday morning. Okay. At this rate, because I did offer you last night, I'd like my coaching staff. Full coaching staff there. Yeah. I could, I couldn't recruit anybody when I. When I got hired, but yeah, we might have to bring Annika. That's a good point. So Nikki, at least, you know, three for nine Y. See what Kobe White and Josh Giddy are up to that day. Yeah. Doesn't play basketball. Yeah. We get Sean Marion. Yeah. Like someone like that. Yeah. Are you worried about the reach out to players accepting you as one of them now? No, I've talked. I talked to almost all of them individually and they're all cool with it. I haven't talked to Rick. Rick might have a problem. Okay. I don't really care. Oh, why the attitude he has? Rick has a bad. No, no, I love Rick. I love Rick. I just don't care if he doesn't want me on the team or. My last question is, do you have a grudge against me for firing you? You? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Absolutely. Yeah. Did he have the option to resign on the list What? You couldn't just resign? I thought about coming in here and saying I was going to resign before Big Cat fired me, so. Bets, I already fired. Yeah, he already fired. I feel like I know you decently well. Is there a chance you don't want Big Cat to win? And now that you're on the team, would you sabotage? No, I would never sabotage again. He's not gonna play a lot. That's. Yeah, sure, I'm gonna play. We're. Although he keeps calling himself Dennis Rodman. He said last night to me, he's like, these guys don't realize they have Dennis Rodman. But won't that feel like they win? What if Big Cat wins his first game? Coaching, won't you feel like a dumb. A dumb. I'll tell you one thing. Yeah, I'll tell you one thing. If I win this game, I better be carried off this court. Like, I'm talking everyone on. I'm on everyone's shoulders. Carried off the court. Okay. Did you consider adding him to your staff or. No? No. You said you wanted to play. I could be player coach. You want to. You want to stay on the staff? I want to be advisor to the assistant coach. Okay. Me. And also be able to play when times are tough. Okay. So just want to get out there. Dude, I sit on the fucking sidelines. I'm like, dude, I just need to get in there like this. This is nuts. Again, there's no other team in the league with a. A coach. I agree. We're now having assistant player coaches. We're on our second coach. Yeah, we're on. We're on our second coach who's added his first assistant who also plays. Yeah, okay. Like I said, embarrassing the company. Yeah. These guys are coming in, and that's why we're. That's why we're making changes. But, Dan, here's what. We don't have changes. Yeah, we do. I'm making. Is Titus gonna play? I don't. That's a change where Lance is going to be like, open, open tryout. No offense to our team. There's some athletic guys, but D. Dudes who play basketball for fun in a league in Chicago are just at a different level. They were so much faster than us. They're so fast. It was so much faster than us. We're so slow. We're just stuck in mud. Conditioning. Worst condition team I've ever seen in my life. Is it because the other teams are young? Are they much younger? Yeah, they are younger. They're all younger. Okay. Also, they don't drink before. I don't think that too. They probably didn't. Yeah. What about the other four games? I mean, what is it? What did it matter? Those shots? At the end of the day, we lost by less. Yeah, you're right. You lost in every way, shape, or form. Yes, we lost. Sober, we lost. Yeah, you lost every way a human could lose. Yes. After the game. So the other teams ever, like, so is this. Are you guys doing this as a joke? Do they. No, but they laugh us out of the gym. And I just don't understand how the team's not mad. Like, how do you not go and try to fight them or something? Oh, they laughed at us. They laughed us out of the gym. And I congratulated them. Yeah. In front of our team. I was like, great job, boys. Way to kick their ass. How many games have you been mercy in? 3. That's. That's. That's abysmal. It would be a lot worse if you were one of those winless coaches who had close losses. Yeah, yeah, it would be. Yeah. Good, good. Quite. Get over the hump. All right. I'm adding Dom to my staff. Dom is on my staff now. He just said that. He did four years assistant coaching, so he's on the staff. Chef Donnie's dressed like Han Solo. Yeah. And he's also freaking out. He owes us a PowerPoint. Is that on purpose? Freaking. Are you in a play? You dress just like Han Solo, dude. You're Han Solo. That's not the worst guy. No. Yes. Yes, that's right. He. He ends his emphasis. He ends his sentences in the middle or something. I don't know. Oh, my God. Yeah, he is. He's on Solo. All right, Bets, listen. You're part of the team still. Yeah. I wish you didn't grudge me, but I think we all knew this had to be a change. You knew it was coming? Yeah, I knew it was coming. I knew that I was sacrificing a grudge. Yeah. Make this decision. Yeah, that's okay. All right. The wind's gonna feel great, though. When's gonna feel. And I had no idea we were playing an own four team. That's just. But again, I don't even know if that's true. I'm just saying. Lucky bounce. The Owen 4 team's gonna add people because they're playing barstool next week. Maybe. Yeah. All right. See you guys. See you, Bats. See ya. Sorry. Hey, don't be down. You're still on the team. Yeah. Chin's up. Head Up Rockford. Still got a grudge, though. All right, that's fine. See you guys. See you, Bets. Team was bad, man. Yeah, it was a bad coach. It's bad. Bad. They don't listen to him either. That's the other problem. And why would they. Yeah, that's that. That he might have been set up to fail in that respect. He's down. Yeah. He'll be back, though. Who's his coaching comp? Oh, my God. Hugh Jackson. Oh, man. Nathaniel Hackett. Adam Gase. It's not good. Yeah, it's not good. He just kind of, like. Yeah, he was just, like, kind of on the court, like, kind of yelling and kind of telling people what to do, but not really. Oh, it's the players, too. Bob Thornton, Bad News Bears. Which was worse, the coaching or the. The, like, lack of athleticism? Like, the lack of. I would say probably lack of athletic. Yeah. Okay. Conditioning again. Conditioning. Worst condition team I've ever seen. As Dana rolls in here with a pizza slice. Listen, he had a tough night last night. Dana, your job's at risk. I guess he should. I don't shoot the ball. Yeah, that was a problem, maybe. Did you hear what I just did? I fired him as coach. Yeah. He's a player now. I'm gonna coach. Okay. He should get the most blame, if we're being honest. No, he. He needs more shots. I don't shoot. I've shot, like, 10 times this year. So why don't you shoot more? Because we have a big man, and I'm a big man, and he's better than me, so I let him take the shot. What if you have two big men? Yes, Correct. Brandon. We're gonna play low post offense. Well, high and low action. It's a disaster. What did Bets. Did he say anything good? Said you sucked? No. What is there to say? Good. Yeah. Like, does he Disappointed? Yeah, a little bit. But he's also, I think, excited about potentially playing. He is gonna play. Okay. I've also extended an invite. I mean, the Titus. To play. We're already slow. I don't know if that's gonna help. Yeah. What's the team's general feeling about Bets becoming a player? I'm fine with it. It's just we're slow, and These kids are 23 years old and just way faster than us, so. I don't know. That's where the. The coaching bothered me last night. Our team limitations is we're slow. Why aren't we slowing it down? Like, I. I wanted to pull my eyes out watching Us take transition threes that we just didn't even hit the rim. Yeah, I'm kind of happy he hired bets over me. Yeah. Yeah. Bocce on Wednesdays. Yeah. Told you. To pick a Tuesday league, we got to win one game. We have to win one game. I think the team next week is one and four. Great. They are way better. Won a game. It's a big difference. They are so much better than you. If we win next week, I said you guys got to carry me out on your shoulders. Yeah. Okay. A deal. This is gonna be great for the documentary. It is. If there was a third slot in your record, like, and it was a double, like the third slot was losses by double digits, what would your record be? Huh? Oh, and five. Yeah. That confused the hell out of me. Yeah, I said that really poorly. No, he said it. We've lost every game by double digits. There you go. You're. Oh, five. So this, if you've won a game, if you flip, you're so far from that. Yeah. So, yeah, if you flip the record for any single digit loss to a win, they're still 0 and 5. Okay. That's. That's a better way to put it. I just don't like the. The New York guys are talking shit like the New York guys. The only reason they are good is because I was on the team. So now they can't say they're better than us because they lost me also. Didn't you? So how are they going to say we suck? Didn't you play in a way worse? Yes, like significantly worse. What would this team you have now be in that? Oh, and five. No, no, no, no. Probably five. Zero. No, no. The New York team in this league would be 05. And then, and then this team in the New York league would be five zero. Yeah. Yes. It's the level of competition. It is a hundred percent. It's just frustrating. Listen, it's so. You can't. You can't listen to the outside noise. It's genuinely depressing. Well, we're leaving the court. We're doing. We're practicing next week. Okay. We are losers. Our company. We are a bunch of losers. We are fortunate losers. It did. It did hurt my feelings. Dana, I was saying earlier that, like when we play here, Nikki smokes like scores all the time is really good. And I watched him last night. He was. He looked like he never played basketball. I know, it's unfortunate. Yeah. It's a little bit of competition, but like, everybody still seems chipper. No. The ride home we didn't say a word. I was. There's four people in my car that we didn't say a word. Che, are you chipper? No. I mean, I'm down about the. The state of the team, certainly. I also don't blame, like, Nikki Smokes for a lot of that. I feel like we haven't our point. Tate's a point guard. We haven't had him most of the time. Connor can bring the ball up, but he's not like a traditional. So we need Tate. Yeah. If Nikki Smokes is the point guard, like, dribbling is not his strong suit. And that's not a knock on him. Nobody on our team. Dribbling is like, their strong suit. Outside of. That's a really big piece of basketball. Yeah. It's up dribbling. It's not a strong suit. Shooting isn't our strong suit. What is our strong suit? Big guys down low like Dana. Very good. Rick is very good. Can score in the post. But Big Cat, you saw us in that first half. Like, we weren't. No, you guys were getting our doors blown up. No, you were competitive. It's the. The biggest issue. If there was one issue, it's conditioning. You guys were. You guys were competitive for the first 10 minutes of the game. And then the minute you all lost your breath, we never recaptured. So are you allowed to basically do whatever you want? I'm expanding the roster. Yes. We have to go hockey lines. We have to. Five in, five out. I'm in with that. And slow it down. Yes. Now, never mind. What? I looked at the schedule yesterday, and it says on our game, it says canceled. I don't know what that means. What do you mean? That's pretty clear. Wait, next. Unless next week, it's canceled. It says canceled, but I think that what that means is it was a makeup. The makeup game that they. They rained out. Wait, so if it's canceled, then I'm one and. Oh, yes. But I don't think it's. I don't know. It's. It's in red lines and. But I think it's a. I think it's a mistake. Unless that's the team you're playing's name. Imagine if. Imagine if they forfeited and I just walked in and just kind of went. That would be un. Oh, my God. You'd be a hero. Yeah. Listen, I have a lot of pressure because I'm talking a big game right now, and I don't want us to lose. I think there was something to having you in the stands that made us come out hot. You were down by 10 in the first round. That's pretty like. But they were down like only six for a while. Did you have been our best half? Yeah, they did. They played like it was a game that was winnable. It was. We were. We haven't been leading once this year. Ah, maybe. Whatever. But you never got out like two nothing. Five, two. No, it's always 20 to two, 20 to four. Is there any poor effort? There was some poor effort. I saw. Oh, I. I don't. You know what? I'm not gonna say poor effort, poor conditioning. Yes. Go back to the conditioning where it's like, it's just tough because I, you know, it might be competition, but you look at my stat lines in New York is 25 and 15, 19 and 15. And now I'm like, I shot twice last night. Yeah, that's good. That's a problem. I also have a really bad news to break that I think you know this, Dana. And maybe you were keeping it from everyone. And the shooting percentages are God awful for us. Yeah. This basketball court might have the softest rims I've ever seen in my life. Like, literally, you just throw it near the hoop and it goes in. I was shocked when I saw them. Like, everything goes in. He's right. I'm right. Am I not right, Stephen? You're correct. Those things are so soft. They haven't been tightened in like 30 years. It looks like one of the screws is missing. Yes. The rim will. Yes. Vibrate a ton. So it's like even crazier that we shoot this bad. I know. Like, you just got to get the ball close and it will. It will roll in. I know you had been keeping that from us. Yeah. I didn't want people to know that. I was shocked when I showed up. I was like, holy, these are soft rims. All right. We're going to figure it out. We are. Yeah. We're going to win next week. If we have a game. If we have a game, maybe we'll live. I would like to live stream it. Yeah, I would love. People would like to see it. Oh, everyone already knows what's happening anyway. I don't know what's the best case scenario for like documentary sense. We gotta win a game. We have to win a game. You guys being the worst. We need big cat 12 time could be fun. I'm witness this game and then I'm gonna retire. I think losing everything. I think still losing would be funny. Yeah, probably would be. Yeah. Just with, like, inspirational music behind it. Yeah. You remember when Dick Butkiss coached, like, a Pittsburgh high school team for an ESPN TV show? I vaguely remember this. It was like, the premise was he was gonna, like, turn this team around. Yeah. And they started off 06 and he just quit. Oh. He was like, yeah, these guys suck. Dick Butkus, also the basketball coach in the TV show Hang Time. Yeah. There you go. We've talked about, like, filming it, but there's this team in. There's a football team in Minnesota on an Indian reservation that they haven't won a game since 1999. Yeah. We want to, I guess, come out, like, do a full documentary. I love that. But that's not good. I don't know what. We could be worse, Dana. Yeah. Imagine winning that first game, though, 1999. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. It's a long time ago. Yeah. That's the thing is, like, I'm not like, how do you lose for that long? Like, we're going to play the ugliest style of basketball, but we're going to try to win. I want to win. 20 to 18. 20 is too many points. I want to. I honestly am thinking like a 1412 type of like a. Like a junior varsity girls basketball game. Yeah, that's what we're going for. You guys, losing the last game on a buzzer beater would be amazing. I think you have to lose. There's no shot clock. We could just go as slow as we want. We can only good looks. He had no one moves on offense. Oh, it's just. It's gross. It's gross. We're gonna figure it out, though. We're gonna get it fixed. I have something for you, for everyone. Kyle, you want to look under your seat? Yes. Out on the course, they're the PGA tourist best players. But in the arena, they're prime time. And season two of TGL, presented by SoFi, is back with light cameras, action. 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Pull the string, Steve. I don't know why he still looks confused. Yeah, there's a question coming. Me maybe. Do a countdown on the string pole. Do we have a camera over there? Do a countdown on the string pole, Steven. Boy, oh, boy. Do a little countdown. He still has. He looks so confused. He's so clueless. Right. He doesn't realize it's a paint bucket that's gonna fall on his head. Look at a pig's blood go up a little. Tj. Oh, there you go. String by the tunnel sign. This string. Huh? String right there. You guys see the string? I don't think I did. I don't see a string. It's right to the right. Three, two. Wow. Why does that look so cool? It looks so clean. And that worked so well. That was awesome. How you know the string pool would do that? I. Dom rigged the string. So we're going to put the plaque right under it. Right under it. We're going to put the plaque right under it. How did Dom do that? It's incredible, right? Yeah. Wow. Barstool sports is a great organization. The way they do things over there. Yes. And what a great banner that is. Nice one. It's a really nice one. Part of me thought I was gonna just say, oh, and five. That's unbelievable. That's why we do it. That's right there. Oh, look at that. It's beautiful. That's a nice looking. Phenomenal looking. It's a great. Really? Is that mal Sec? What? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He came for the. The banner ceremony. Shout out to Danny boy. That's awesome. Download those tickets. Do you think Dom, like, got up there? No, I saw him measuring it last week. He. He did. He got a ladder out. He measured. He measured that entire space. That's scary. That's got to be so, like he measured multiple spaces before ending up there. He was. Dom was hard at work on that. It was also Chris Baylo's guy. Chris Baila does a lot of great stuff around here. We're working through the trough Situation right now. What's the latest update? What? Explain what? Explaining that to people is going to. Oh, it's gonna be great. It's gonna be great. But I don't know that you have to explain that at all. It's Danny boy Kane say, we're a great organization. Yeah. But when you know you're walking a sponsor through, what are they gonna say? Who's. Who's that? Yeah. If they don't know him, that's their problem. Right. They'd be too afraid to ask, like, oh, yeah, of course I know Danny. Bo made a banner for him. Looks great. That's awesome. The latest on the trough is that I think in our lease we're not allowed to have a trough, so we're going to have to work around that. Okay, how do you. How do you work around? I think we're going to. Being told we're going to have to put a divider in the middle. Okay. So it's just a big urinal. Okay. All right. Oh, there are like. But can we get troughs and the dividers be transparent? They could be. Okay, let's do that. Like a car backup camera. There's a camera showing you what's happening over at the other. That's not bad either. Because the whole point of a trough is to just. Is to peak. Right. Peripherally. I love this banner. I'm gonna look at it every day. Look at that. Yeah. I'm a big angler. So people can't peek. Really? Yeah. I don't like people peeking because of the tiny penis low. But like, what if a dude's sitting next to you and you hear a giggle? Do you think he saw if it was like a stool? Yeah, but like, it wouldn't make a non stooly laugh. Yeah. No. Or you just hear, dude, they'd just be sad. Oh, man. All right. No, no, I'm not doing it. Somebody, a dude pissing next to you, just like, oh, no. Could be worse. I'm an angler. Oh, you can't really angle in a trough, though. No, in like a urinal angle. Right. This is a trough. You can't. You can. You can angle if you're on the edge, but then it would just be. I think. I think people would still. It's tough to hide. Put your back to the trough. Yeah. Like a pocket funnel that looks like a bigger dick. That's not a bad idea. Pull out of your pocket over top. A big market for that. I don't know if I just want to carry around a big hollow Dick like this. PSA checking you. It's the security at a stadium. That's my. That's my piss stick. That would be the most embarrassing thing to a man, having a piss stick. Getting caught with your piss stick in your pocket. A prosthetic piss stick. Okay, maybe not. Oh, no. We could test this. Dana, would you be willing to test this product? Of course. And see how you feel. We'll send you to a game. Something I would want to do more. Right. Isn't it kind of weird how you zero in on that every time? Like, if you're at a gym and like there's a bunch of old man swinging dick, like you just like go there, right? Your eyes go to us. No, I think that's where we're, you know, naturally. But why, though? I don't. Because you don't. Where all life comes from, Eddie. I think it's like looking at the future. It's like, what's coming down the pipe for me. Like, I guess that's going to be my dick someday. Just always wonder that. Like, it's like a laser. Like it instantly goes to the dick. You said that's what happens with you. And when you make it manual. Yeah, Right. Well, yeah, I know what you mean. It's. Nudity is so taboo. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see what gravity does over time. It's coming for all of us. I wish gravity. Right. I wish I had a saggy dick. You do. Yeah. Yes. Isn't that cumbersome? No, it's. I'm fine with. I'm fine with a cumbersome pain. Well, you guys are picturing the dick sagging at the head, therefore making it longer. But the whole operation. Sagging is what. Is what gets you. And this is guy code. You all know. It's. There's growers and showers and most guys are growers. So isn't everybody kind of small at the urinal? The dick position doesn't. The dick size doesn't change this position. Everything moves down and just. It just gets further away from your body. Right. Is that a fact? That most guys are growers? Growers? I think so. I gotta think so. I don't. I think that whole thing's a myth. Because I bet you even the showers are growers. Right? Right. Who the fuck? Yeah, I think that's just a cope. But couldn't you, Dana, just look at a guy who's giggling and be like, I'm a grower. You know what I mean? Yeah, but I have. I'm. I can't look at you when I say this, but I, I mean, I have a shelf dick, so it' like, that's okay. A shelf doesn't be ashamed of. What does that mean? You know what a shelf dick is? Do you? No. I don't either. Can I say what I think it is? It sits on the ball like your balls are like an automobile. I, I. No, stop. I'm not doing this. You. You started it. Started. Kate started it. You started it. She asked if people look at my penis. You said you were an angler. You started. I didn't say I angle because I have a small dick. Nick said that. No, I didn't. I did. You did. So you yearn for the days, Kyle, for when the, the sack, like, hits the water a little bit? No, I guess just the penis. If that's a phenomenon that makes it sag low. I don't yearn for that. I don't. Sorry, what you said. Yeah, I thought you said. He did. I'm sorry. No, he doesn't yearn for long dick. Stop saying that. Never said. Nah. I yearn for the day where I have no shame. I'm already there, I think. I don't yearn for anything. You're not waltzing in a locker room like that. No chance. Nope. I lost the yearning. No shame. I mean, tomorrow we're. I might be gay. That is something that would make him. Yeah. Yeah. There's no real shame in that. Are you nervous? A little bit. Yeah. That now that we're here, I was, like, kind of hoping time would slow down. We'd never get to Friday. Do we want, like, to treat you today like a dog that we're putting down? Like, do you want to do all your. It might be great stuff? Yeah. I think you need, you really need to rehearse how you're gonna approach this man. Like, say, even if he is really hot, what's. What are you gonna say to him? I don't know. I'm going to dinner with my wife on Friday night, and she said when I made the reservation, she's like, I feel like this is, like, you're gonna be breaking bad news. Like, this is it. Wait, what is, what is her thoughts on him? She. She, she didn't agree with me. I just thought it was fine. But not, like, invite, like, invites. You make a whole show out of it. Invite him in. Track him down on the Internet. Uhhuh. Hot. Yeah, I think, I think the things leading up to this have already answered the question for tomorrow. I really put myself in a spot as long the guys are happy. We're gonna go to their tailgate again. Yeah. Yeah. Gadu. For superstition. Yeah, sure. Gotta go for the. God. Gotta. Was. Yeah, sure. Yeah. I'll make sure they don't disappear, boys. Don't worry. Where was the tailgate? It was by the museum. Yeah. So it wasn't so thought. No. No. Because me and Kate made a pretty hot guy. Oh. Let's go. Great teeth. Good teeth. Really good skin, too. Oh, burial. Oh. I was wondering if it was the same guy, but he was a little shorter. I think your guy's taller. Yeah. Yeah. Where. Where are the live bet lads going this week? Denver. Oh, that's fun. We're hoping the Bills win and the Pats win so we can do another one the next weekend. Oh, yeah, because you're running out of gambling sticks. Yes, we are. Quick. Yeah, that was. That was fast. Fast. Yeah. Because if the only way we come back to Chicago, maybe. Yeah. Houston, you can't do. Yeah. Seattle, you can't do. It's either New England or Chicago or Denver. Is there a thing like non gambling states on the coast? Can you can do like a cruise that has a gambling cruise, like international waters? I think you can. I think like Myrtle beach has. That be cool. Did you see that? The new, like, NCAA controversy, teams rigging. I. I guarantee I lost money on that. Yeah. I gotta figure out the games. Like 20 guys, right? Yeah. I didn't see a bunch of teams, too. What teams? DePaul. DePaul was in there. Tulane was in there. State. Yeah. What do you mean? Texas A M? Corpus Christi. Point Shaving. Yeah. Buffalo. This is football. What sport? I definitely bet on some college basketball games. Like, the players ran on it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Bad. Really bad. Sheesh. But I need to figure out how mad I should get. 15 of the 39 players played in 23, 24 or 20. 20. 24, 25. Wait, is this like a ring or. This was all separate. This was a ring. They were in cahoots, I think. I think. I think it's. Yeah, I think there was like, a couple guys running the whole thing. 20 men have been charged in a point shaving scheme involving more than 39 college basketball players and more than 17 NCAA Division 1 teams leading to more than 29 games being fixed. That. That started in the CBA, so it was a lot of, like, Chinese games getting fixed and then they brought it over here. Yeah. I probably spearheaded this operation. I don't know. Sketchy. That feel cool as like a young College player. The thing I still don't understand though, because, like, obviously the, the legalization of gambling is gonna get blamed. I, I still feel like you don't catch these. If, if, if gambling's not legalized, it's more eyes on it. Sure. Well, and it's like the, the sports books can track all the data and stuff. I'm sure this has always happened. Well, yeah, no, there was, there's famous one. Arizona State, Boston College. There's some pretty famous ones that, that happened back in the day. Arizona State 1 had a documentary I watched. Yeah. Yeah. One of them was Henry Hill, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he was involved in the. Yeah. In the Boston College bc. Yeah. So it's definitely happened. Yeah. That's pretty obvious if someone's laying a whopper on Coppin State. Right. Come on. Right. You're gonna find that, right? Really? Yeah. Right. I mean, if something like. What's like, are these the. The pitchers. Guardian pitchers? Like, that's how they've. That's how they got it is like someone put $30,000 on first pitch ball. But like, is there actual proof. Proof though? Like text messages like, oh, I'm sure they have it. Because if not, can't you just be like, no, I just played poorly? No, I'm sure they have it now. They made all those arrests. Yeah, that's a crazy big ski. Like there's too many mouths. Yeah, way too many. That's way too many people involved. How quickly do you think the documentary will come out? Fast. They're so fast. Reiner had one like the next day already. What? Yeah. Including the death stuff. I didn't watch it, but I saw it. Like, that's holy crazy how fast they are. Wow. Netflix is trying to do. They're trying to get ahead of that. They're openly recording or not openly, but they're recording a bunch of interviews with old celebrities to try and get the first interview out at. Right after they die. The show is called like Last Words where like they're interviewed like Jane Goodall did one and they have a bunch film. They're not saying who they filmed it with really. And they're. They're only going to release them after that person dies. Well, I mean, the person's aware. Yeah, the person is very much aware. That's kind of a cool thing. Mutual. Send a message to. Yeah. Like, everyone being like, this will play when I'm dead. Also, I feel like I'd say a lot more because I'd be. I. I'll know it Won't air till I'm gone. Yeah, yeah, that's fine. I don't like it when there's still, like, trials and stuff to be done. Yeah, yeah, that. Yeah. But, yeah, I think about that, like, when I get out, like, when we record a podcast and get on a plane, it's like, what if it goes down? We're gonna. We gotta release the podcast. Yeah, I do have that thought when I'm doing something stupid for a video. Like, this could be the last thing maybe we should do. Us. Maybe we should do a secret yak. That would be cool. Or if we just all record, like, doing something sick that releases after we die. So that's our last thing. Yeah, like. Like a kick flip. Yeah, like flip. Winning a basketball game. Yeah. Would be sick. That'd be so sick. Go, like, chug a beer or something. Oh, yeah, that's good call. Yeah. We don't have any video of you doing that. Yeah. Yeah. But it would be a special. Damn. Dana died without chugging a beer. Oh, speaking of which. Dana. Yeah, I. It. So I still have to do the paperwork and stuff, but Ronnie Deutsch is hired. Whoa. Tell me that. How'd the convo go? Great. Was he a hard negotiator? No, he's just like, I want a shot. I was like, I love that. So he's going to. We. We have to figure out all the details. But I talked to Ronnie yesterday. Talked to Dave today. Gonna get him hooked up with hr. He's gonna move here? He has. He's gonna move here? Yeah. Amazing. Get him on. He's gonna be a super. I wonder what he's been up to. He has to keep the go wild pass. Yeah. But, yeah, I'm excited to have him here at the office. I think he's gonna be great. We're gonna plug him into Barstow After Dark. He'll be great on that. Like, he won't do every episode, but he's gonna be, you know, on that, a decent amount. And can we build him a tank? We could build him a tank. I would love to have a Deutsche. His first content idea. Well, I'll wait. I'll wait for him to explain. It's like fish tank, but it's just. You can walk by and just, like, see him. Pay a quarter and feed him. Yeah. Work from your hands, visitors. We can be like, this is our Deutsch. Should we get him, like, a beer chugging station? Oh, yeah. Right next to yours. Yeah. Like a hamster for 25 cents. You can. You can Twist some beer into your hand and feed it. Yes. Yeah, just like a tank. Like, didn't he say he would live here in that? He would. Yeah. What if we just. Yeah. Get, like, a yug station, but it's instead of, like a gas station, it's an electric charging station. It just goes way faster. Yeah. Really efficient station. There it is. That was fast. Yep. What's up? What's up, guys? What are you doing? Oh, you're ice fishing. Okay. Ice fishing with my nephew and some family friends. Oh, cool. I love it. All right, so I just told the gang that we. We're official. We've. We've agreed on terms, and we got to just get the paperwork done, but you're gonna be moving here and you're gonna be part of the crew. I can't wait. You're on a T shirt. Yeah. Well, Brandon, there's a. There's a wood stove in the shack. Yeah. Yeah. Roddy, do you want to tell them the first content idea you had for me? Because I don't know if it's gonna work, but it was also very much you. The. The bracket. Yeah, the bracket. Well, I thought you could possibly get a sponsor just for March Madness. You make shelves for, like, the 64 teams for the. For March Madness. And then you, with a label maker, put each team on a beer can. And then. Then as you eliminate the teams until it's the champion. Yeah. You like that, Dana? I don't follow. He's going to put just a bracket. It's just 64 beers. Just random beers. No, it's beers. And then the cans have the team names on it. And then it's like, oh, Duke just beat coppin state. I'm going to drink the coppin state. Yeah, yeah. And then you just drink a bunch of beers. Yeah. You're going to a star, dude. I don't know. It could be fun. 64 shelves. Absolutely. I. I absolutely, absolutely destroyed the wall in my last apartment trying to put the shelving up. But I don't know if we can find somewhere. If we can find somewhere in studio that, I don't know, a handyman like Miny could possibly patch up. It should be fine. Oh, I love it. I love it. Well, Deutsch, I'm very excited. Like I said, I'll. As soon as we're done yak today and I'm done with pmt, I'll put you on an email with our HR and we'll get all the paperwork started, and then we'll just figure out when you're moving. Deutsch. Where are you? I'm in Bodingham, Maine, about an hour and a half north of Portsmouth. Are you staying overnight with these boys? No, I'm not. I'm taking them back once it. Once it gets dark. I need to have the boys home. Okay. Deutsch. You're not going to get rid of the Go Wild pass, are you? I think I have it through March. Okay. So hopefully I can use it a couple more times. Have you used it recently? No, it's been a little while since I used it once. Once my agreement with garage was done. I haven't. I haven't used it since like the beginning of December. How is your Christmas? Christmas was fine. My whole family was sick with the flu, so I just went to a bar and got prime rib. Sounds pretty good on Christmas day. Yes. So I guess it was. Are you a good gift giver? It was fine. Did you give any good gifts? I got my nephew a remote control car that goes 50 miles an hour. Jesus. I got. I got my mom, dad and sister running shoes. Okay, nice. Need a little hint. Nice. Getting shape and your hair grew back. Fine. Try to get him up. Yeah, I actually caught it last night. Oh, good. It was going from a. From a buzz to overgrown buzz. Okay. Have you been in any snafus or pickles recently? Nothing that really comes to mind. Everything's going good. Yeah. Yeah. Congratulations. Everything. Everything's going well. I'm really excited to get out there. Yeah. I appreciate the opportunity. It's gonna be awesome. All right, Deutsch, we'll talk to you later and I'll. I'll follow up with you later today. All right, awesome. Thank you. I appreciate it, guys. All right, see you soon. Love it. Great. Excited. Great news. So excited. This place is just. It's fun factory and beer drinkers. Fun fact. It's a. The beer drinkers are taking off. My dream is just. Is just slowly coming more and more true. Yeah. A House of Wacker. Creating a circus. Yeah. I love it. I need him in a tank asap. Yeah, right. Yeah, I do think he's gonna be a star. We just gotta what he wants to do. But yeah, Beast he'll come on the act. I think him tailing Mincy on a trip would be great. Yep. Yep. Mincy is going to Mexico, I think confirmed. Which we need a break from him. So that was also part of the. I don't care. That's. He was in a pickle. He went up to pft. He's like, what do you Think he meant by I don't care? He cornered me after Yak, but PFG was like, I think he doesn't care. The clip with him yesterday earnestly asking you if you wanted him to do some content. Yeah. And I said, do some content. I don't care. Yeah. You kind of paid to do content. Yeah. Yeah. Did you. Do you tell everybody I offered to buy the Jordan card? Yeah, I did. Okay. Well, did you hear the other deal, or were you. No, I didn't. I didn't hear. I just. I just. Did you know that the Jordan card has gone up in value? I. I mean, you haven't heard the offer. I was going to offer you the cash. I don't want to take your cash, but I want to. I want the card. But I. And it's worth a lot of money. You're my counteroffer. I'll give you 12. 5. No. Did you hear my counteroff? What? I. I'm thinking about giving you the card, but if you ever sell it, I have first of right to buy it back for $1. Yes. Okay. But I would also like to just give you the. No, I don't want. No, because I. I will just give you the cash money. I don't collect to sell. I collect. Where are you gonna put it? I will build. Where are you gonna put it? I gonna put it. I've gotten a lot more cards this year, and I've got a big wall that I'm gonna turn into a card wall. And it will. Okay. It's the centerpiece. The reason I want to invest in it now is I want it to be the centerpiece of the collection. Okay. Because I. My. My whole take on it was I want you to have it, but I don't want to give it to you if you're one gonna resell it, which I didn't think you were. No, I don't collect a two. It was gonna just send in a pile that we never see it again. I collect to collect. Right. But the two is. Oh, no, no, no. More likely this is the. This is the centerpiece. This is the. Put the whole room together. Yeah. This changes throwing around 125 for a card. Yeah, but it's got it like that, huh? I'm not gonna make it. Pay me 12. You're not making me do anything. He can't emotionally let you pay him anything. That's part of the thing, right? What if I paid you, like, a thousand a month for a year? It doesn't feel like I'm giving you that Much money. That might work. How about that? Maybe we'll talk. That's rent. Well, five. What's it actually it's worth 11. Five right now. It went up. I thought it was grand. Hold on. I thought it was worth 12. 5. No, the thought. That was just you being really nice. Oh, yeah, yeah. Went up more. Ash said it went from 8 grand to 11. Yeah, they're. They're. They're spiking right now. And just so we're clear, if you do give me the money, I'm going to just reinvest it to try to get another one, which it could be an end of the cycle, I guess. Yeah. And you'll just have more? Yeah, I don't know. I just. But I do want to get you excited. I don't want. I don't. I'm very excited. I don't know if I own anything. That's 12. 5. You have a car. You have a very nice car. Yeah, but that. It's leased. Oh, you don't own it then. Okay, 125 is. What about monstrous? What about your. Your wife's ring? Yeah, I don't own that. Well, you own it together. It's a shared asset. Yeah, in a marriage. You own her and she wears the ring. Right? That's what you said. Yeah, that's what you told us. You told me that you weren't supposed to say it. You said my wife. Yeah. And it's kind of up that you only put a twelve thousand dollar price tag on her. Yeah, it's weird. I am zipping my lips. I'm trying to think of the most expensive thing I actually own. Kyle, were talking about this yesterday. Yug station. Do I own that? No, I don't. I mean, that's not great. Like until I. How old are you, Dana? 33. Okay, never mind. I know. I remember we had a. I was gonna talk you off that one. Like. Yeah, I was. We had a conversation years ago on the rundown and you're like, you can be the beer guy till you're 33. Oh no, I said that. I'm staring it in the wall. Oh. In the mirror. I. In my defense, I never thought that was coming. No, me neither. When did I say that to you? It was. It was 8. I was 28. Oh, no. I know. I mean, you really remember that? Of course I did. How could you not? I put a date on it. It you didn't think you'd make it this far. We've got to make it the best year yet. I'm gonna Extend that. I think you got to like. 37. Four more years extended. If we make that graph. Yeah. Elected officially. A new contract. Four year contract. Beer guy for at least four more years. Then we'll discuss it. 37. I don't know. We just hired Deutsch. I might be. That's what I was gonna say. You just hired another beer guy. I know. And he's better. Better at it. He's hired a better beer guy. Significantly better beer guy Guy. I think we have to get a yug station for Deutsche right next to it. I love it. This is a way better. Yeah. And he can never touch yours. You can never touch his yog station. Competing youngsters. Yeah. You said that on a rundown and I was like, okay. That stuck with me forever. I know. 33. Kyle's right. I mean, 33 is probably too late, to be honest. You're 33, though. I know. I act like I'm 30. 21. You're professionally 28. Yeah. Yeah. Excited about Deutsch. Guess I'm wearing joggers. It's good. We're. We're putting together quite the line of, like, big guys. Yeah. We got a lot of big guys. We are. We're doing that. Dana. You know what I meant. This company. We do. And we still can't win. We're too big. Yeah. We're too big. Yeah. We can get more agile. Five guys over six. Four, Right? Yeah. But so many massive dudes here. We got a lot of meat. We have just lousy massive dudes. Yeah. We might. We might have the most. We got wasted height. Per capita. You guys are huge over here. Dude. And we wasted. It's a. It is a big Sir. Looming figure. Massive, intimidating figures. But absolutely lousy. Nothing to offer. It's a. It's a warehouse of pathetic Titans. Oh. Wretched loser. We look great getting off the bus, you guys. We get off the bus and you're like, whoa. And then when we do anything, you're like, oh, okay. What are pathetic Titans? Pathetic Titans. Pathetic Titans. A warehouse. A warehouse of pathetic Titans. It is shocking. Everybody's. You guys are so big. Like Brandon. What a waste. Dude. White boy Rick. Waste. Dana. Waste so large you slap God in the face every day. You wake up, you're so big. We might need a new banner. Home of the Pathetic Titans. It's so sad. Would you rather be a pathetic Titan or like a small. A skilled short man. Skilled short man, maybe. Skilled short man. Because pathetic Titans hasn't done much for us. No. Wait a minute. Our Short guys ain't worth a shit either. Yeah. Jack McCarthy and Evo doing for us? They're not. We don't have any great short guys either. But like, they have an excuse. Yeah, true. Yeah, but they have short guys should come with a skill set on its own. They're not. They're not displaying that. Dana, what the are you doing? Yeah, you. Dana. You're so big. Dude, you won the genetic lottery. And look at your body. You were crafted to dominate, conquer and hoist trophies. Look at you.052 points a game 200 years ago. You have an empire. Yeah. You know, stunned me by how tall they were. Was Hogdale. Me too. It's Hogdale. I haven't seen it. Hogdale, six' four. Yeah, he's a tall guy. Stunned. Really tall. Yes. Yeah, I haven't seen him. Yeah, I was like. Did people say that to you a lot? He's like, yeah, yeah. Because he's always sitting down. Yeah, he's a tall guy. Yeah. Really tall. Yeah, we just said. We're just adding another one. Titans. The pathetic Titans. Yeah, but Brandon's right. Our. Our short guys need to get craftier and wily or. Yeah, we need. We need a more conniving short guy. Yeah, if we. If. If we're going to be held to a standard of. Of big guys needed to dominate, we need our short guys doing all kinds of spider. Yeah, Spiders. Spiders are short guy. I mean, Jack's pretty conniving. Look at one. There's one of our pathetic Titans right now curled up in a ball. Why is it curled up? Oh, there. Oh, it go right. Another pathetic Titan. Yep. They're just everywhere. Every corner. You look fine. I've been waiting for this moment. Pathetic Titan everywhere. I don't think the yak is on. This is funny. Well, watch a crafty guy or video comes out tomorrow of Kyle wrestling. Oh, no way out. Tomorrow. Yeah, that's tomorrow. No, I'm. I'm lousy too. Oh, the basement. The guy's basement. Yes. Tomorrow. I can't wait to see this. Dana's going to finish his piece of pizza. Watch that tomorrow. Pathetic Titans. Where is it? Coming out on. Oh, man, that banner. So good. The banner's sick. It's so perfect. I wish it was. I wish the Colts banner wasn't so big, but whatever. No, I think it fits. Okay. Yeah, cuz the Colts banner, you got to be standing 40 yards away to even see what it is. Yeah, true. When you walk through that hallway, you're going to go into that band. You're like, yeah, we are. Great organization. We all. We like the Miami color scheme, I think. Yeah, I think it's amazing. Is any other brands or organizations use that orange? Green? Oh, yeah. Who? Tropicana. Oh, Sam Houston State? No, they don't like. Is there a brand? There's orange and there's green. Gatorade. FedEx. Gatorade. Used to. Gatorade's a good one. Who else? I guess DraftKings, right? Yeah. Right beside you. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. What? Is there any other team, though? Yeah, there is. Green and orange. Wait, famu. Famu. The Rattlers? Miami Dolphins? No, that's teal. It's not green. There's a Texas. That's aqua. Someone tweeted that. Mississippi Valley State. That might be red. There's not enough teams. They use purple and red. What do you say? Look. Awesome. Big Cat. Hiring Deutsch and then extending Dan and Beer's beer guy contract is like when the Falcons gave millions of dollars to Kurt Cousins with undrafted padding. Yeah, that's so true. Couldn't be more, right? From a. From an outside perspective, they've got to be asking what the organization is doing. They have a plan. It's an incredible, incredible analysis. Yeah. It's spot on. But they both ended up not working. Yeah. Yeah, it's going to work. Yeah. Like, why did you guy give this guy so much money and then draft someone? If you got two beer guys, you don't have one. I mean, Deutsch is the beer guy. 100. He's the best in the country. He's unstoppable. No one can beat him. Yeah. And I just love that he was like, I got. We were talking on the phone yesterday. I told him, like, we're gonna get this done. He's like, I just want to pitch you this one idea. The shelves. Beers for March Madness. I was like, yeah, dude. You're gonna fit in. Is he immediately by definition the most talented guy here? He's the best at what he does. Yes. Yeah. Yes. Wow. Yeah. Good hire. And he's huge. And he's just like. I like him. Might be the tallest guy we got. Yes. Lance. Lance is huge. Lance. Well, Deutsche is taller. No way. All company. Where did Deutsche play college ball? Plymouth State. Okay. Oh. Oh. I might have to get him out here for Wednesday. Yeah. I feel like he's also gonna be a problem in the three on three. Yeah. I feel like we're gonna keep discovering other new skills he has too. Like, I feel like he's like an onion that We've only just begun. Of many layers. Oh, yeah. Like, I feel like he's got all kinds of deep, outdoorsy skill. Like, I feel like he could survive in the wilderness for a long time on his own kind of guy. I love that. We checked in with him, and he was just Ice shield children with small boys. Yeah. With a shirt on. He had a shirt on outside. His excuse was there's a wood stove. There's a wood stove somewhere else. Have you seen his Twitter profile picture? No. The different time that he was passed. Yeah, that was. Yeah. He's been pat summon multiple times. What's he holding up? Cut down the net. Yeah, he's a big costume. He'll do. Yeah, he's a big costume. He loves costumes. He can chug anything. And we posted that clip when he applied to be the PMT intern, and he was just. He brought in milk. Milk. Chocolate milk after a case race, I think, and just chugged it. Yeah. All right. Roback, by the way, Roback Activewear. Best fit, best feel. You all know Roback. Best hoodies and joggers in the game. But what you may not know know is the best pants in the game too. 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Let's pick three and then have people come in and vote on the two who get to win. I don't think that's how I can. Can we vote? Can we? Let's. Let's. Let's. Yeah, never mind. Let's do a. Let's Do a small wheel of 10 people, and then we'll go from there. I like that. Small wheel, 10 people. The only thing, Kyle, I think corruption can come into voting. The voting process. Yeah. Add something. It's not subjective. Do a small wheel of 10 people. So we're adding 10 people to the small wheel. Yep. And that will be the wheel we go from. So we're gonna go. First one wins, and last one wins. Wait, we're gonna do 10 spins right now and pick 10 people, or we're gonna do five up, five down. Oh, boy. 10 spins. 10 spins. All right. By the way, we're getting close. I'm gonna. I think I told. Did I say it online out loud that we're doing a. We're gonna do an end of the month wheel here every month. Oh, yeah. You said that out loud. Right? Right after Christmas party. Yeah. Yeah. So we're gonna do. This will be Friday of the end of the month. We're gonna do a. Everyone in the office is eligible for one entry. You got to give $10, and I'll match the pot. And we're gonna have a big wheel in the world. Yes. The whole pot. That's sick. Basically a 50. 50 raffle, but it's all 100 going to whoever wins. Is it limited to one? One spot? I don't want anyone buying up. Okay. All right. It can't become a competition of who can spend the most money. All right. Cash, cash, cash. We have Dom run it so he'll everyone the last week of the month. Every month, everyone can bring in their $10, and then I'll match whatever the total is. So it should be, like. Should get up to, like, 1500 bucks. And then we get everyone on the court and, you know, eliminate one of the People are booing. It's bad. I was trying to pay people for their slides. I know you were. You could do that. That's legal. All right, T.J. you ready? And this is for Rams. Bears. Jack said it's just whoever wins picks a game. He said Saturday. I don't know if that changed. Oh, okay. Maybe it changed. I don't know. Okay. He said whoever wins has to stream it, and he said he might just say, pick a game on Saturday. Barstool Greg wins. All right. I said I'm running for Barstool Greg. Oh, my God. 10 people are going to a small wheel. Yeah. Yep. Oh, Danny. Nice. You want to stop it right now? Nice. Yeah. Do I want to stop it right now? Yeah. What do you got to say? Do I have the choice. It'd be nice to get a free trip. Yeah. Girlfriend here. All right. Oh, you're the keyword saying it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What? Girlfriend. Yeah. I didn't know you were a G word. Do you guys still FaceTime every night? Fish, we. We never did that. Your lie. Your lies are spreading. Have you cyber sexed? No. Okay, come on. That's. That's not until. Like, that was a yes on seventh. It has been. That. Is that popular? I don't. That's got to be so weird. I don't do that. You seem like you might. You're so bad at denying. Is that thing you guys do? Nah, I don't do it. No. Oh, is that even popular? Yeah. How. How would you even do it? You and your. I know how to do it. But sexual pleasure is 60% auditory. Is that true? I would rather take the feeling, dude. Yeah. Right. Huh? Okay, that's the first one. How would you do it over, like. Danny, do you, like, flip it to your face and then flip the camera or what? No, you still can't do that on the iPhone, so I have to use Snapchat. Mean. I wouldn't know. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Do you say like, oh, I'm going to come. Stop. No. She likes being surprised. Can't hear you. Ten minutes in, Danny's watching a show. He's like, oh, I already. I already. Oh, we're still doing this? I thought I hung up the phone. All right, that's the first. So what is it? 10 people total? 10 people. Okay, Next up is. I just want to say it's those two. I kind of want to just say it's those two. You don't stand a chance, Jackie. Oh, man. You see his video yesterday? You gotta get it. Yeah, and say I did. He was green. What? Drake is green. Hold on. No. That needed to make the prep sheet. Barstool. Greg is green on purpose. He's got olive skin. He does Barstool. Greg green. Google Deutsch. Averaged. Oh, my God. It's like an alien, I guess. Greg. And look, he's alone again. Stone just went all over Auburn with the last second. You know what? It. We beat Auburn for the first time since 2020. What I like about this team is we are beating people we haven't beat. Where is he? We still fucking lost Ole Miss. Doesn't matter. What we need to work on tomorrow is full court press. We shit, though. Why does he keep looking over his shoulder? I know teams are gonna see that. Is there a cricket in the background? Conference play. In SEC history. Here's to you. Is that water behind him? I don't know. Looks like he's in the Upside Down. That was a good chug. I just realized we have another beer. Chug guy Deutsch averaged 13 and 6 in call. Wicked. Can't believe you guys didn't see that Barstool Greg, why were you green? Hey, guys. I'm screen now. All right. So perfect for just a video that no one cares, dude. Every. Every, like few days that will go down that Barstool Missouri competition as one of the. Oh, I still think about the guy. Those notable spectacles. Nicest guy ever. But who read those entire blogs to us. He was a sweet guy. He was. They were all really good guys. They were. Yeah. He. And we ended up with Barstool Greg won. And dominating fashion. He won by mercy rule. He lapped the field with him. Barstool Greg. I think green might be his path. Oh, man. The one wing wasn't working. Maybe I'll try green. Maybe I'll give green a shot's new stick. They were so tired of the green stick. Give it up, Greg. You've been green. You've been. Let's get it. Greg's green again. I hope he tries other colors. Oh. See what. See what works? One just comes out like. He's like, you know, magenta. It's like, wow, that popped. All right. This sucks. Bring back the green. We liked you better when you were green. You know, Barstool portnoy. But I. I. Barstool Greg when he's green is cool. Chiclets guys are cool. Green Greg's cool. Everybody else. Pussies love biz. Love green Greg. Perfect. Yeah. Trim the fat. We need. We need like, one person to see Dave in. In person out in the wild and just be like, bro, Green Greg, you got to give more money. Hey, Green Greg. Hey, Green Greg. Dave will be so confused. There's no way he knows Barcelona. No, he's. No, but green Greg. It's gotta. It's green Greg. He can't do another video as a regular color. Sorry. You're green. Green. I will. I. If he's not green, I want everyone booing him. Greg, congrats on the job security. But you are green. You're green now, dude. Thumbs down underneath his next tweet. If he's not. You're green Greg. Over a wing, Greg. Kyle, I'm green. Yes, I'm green Greg. You're a wing, Greg. A one wing. Yeah, let's be careful not to limit the Amount of Gregs we can get. True one wing Greg Green. Greg. The man's evolving constantly. He was, he was so green that like, we didn't realize somebody was creeping up to maybe kill him. He was being held hostage by a guy looking over his shoulder. Greg in the middle of the woods. All right, keep adding, keep adding. Keep at it, keep at it. Oh, Merle Merlz. This is a good crew right now. Some redemption stories. Maybe. Five. The one person I don't want is Tommy Smokes again. Yeah, he's over 2 and he, he cost me money on Sunday. If you go over two, you should be banned. Well, depends on the case. Yeah, Never mind. I forgot you were over two. Yeah, that's tough. Only two winners this year. Kelly Keegs for sure. Smokes, right? Smokes and smokes won it in like the quickest fashion. Yeah. Ev 1. Oh, yeah. Ev 1. So three, everyone. He took the packers in the first game we played him. Yeah. Shout out to mushrooms. I. Did he break the. He did. Yeah. Harbaugh news like a day before. That's pretty crazy. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Please credit Brandon. Too bad. What, did you not want to credit him? The silence is deafening. He's shockingly well connected. He. He broke that. That. He broke that a day before. Look at the graphic. Good graphic. Credit. Credit him. He is the first person who said it. I will give him credit for that. So why aren't you giving him credit? Because he, he guessed. He projected. Why do you think he. He heard Harbaugh was in the building. He's like. I'm just going to say it. He just. He never gets for the ones he misses. I respect it. I haven't seen any misses. I, I can't remember who's the baseball player that game. Right. He just guessed. He projected. John Harbaugh's in the building. Oh, I'm gonna say you got the job. How do you even know John Harbaugh was in the building? Everybody knew John Harbaugh was in the building. Are you mad because you got the Lane Kiffin thing so wrong? No, I, I. You've told me. I played that perfectly. No, but you. But you said Lane Kiffin staying. I know, but I was a master. But you said that Lane Kiffin was staying. I did, I did, but I willingly I will something to into existence by being wrong about it. It h. Cuz you know how your life works. I do, but Marty on the other side was just right. Do we have any scoop guys here? No. Scoop guy culture is kind of weird. Yeah, it's Crazy Steven probably wants to be one. I said to Danny boy Kane. I. I sent him a picture of it. And I said, hanging forever in our office now. Thank you again for the kind words you said. Anytime, Danny. I like how he's made me Danny. You're Danny as well. I'm not. I. No one in my life. I haven't been called Danny since, like, Little League baseball. But he is Danny. Yeah, but I'm Danny, too. Damn. Listen, if he says I'm Danny, you're Danny, too. Yeah, Me and Danny Conrad laughed for, I think, five hours straight at least, just watching it over and over. Hi, I'm Dylan. I mean, has anyone. Never mind. Has anyone ever gotten their own name wrong? No. Has White Socks Dave dialed back the stupidity? Yeah. I think he's put himself into less situations to be dumb. Okay. He's been publicly smart. The Balder Dash we've been playing Balder Dash with. Oh, yeah. He's. That comes out Friday. One coming out Friday. He's not a dumb dunce. He's not a dunce. He has a way with words. Yeah. It's kind of sad. Old Dave's dead. Yeah. Yeah. No. Is there any way. Just in hibernation or something? I've been seeing old pictures of him, but he. I know, I know. Like, I. We talked about the gut punch guy on Dog Walk yesterday, and someone resent me. The pictures. And I was just like, that's my White Sox. It's a different person. You know that story, right? I don't. The gut punch. Yeah. So there was this White Sox fan who just. Just. Yeah. Would always talk to Dave, and Dave was like, meet me at Cork and Carry now. And the guy met him there, and they did Jameson shots, and after every shot, they punched each other in the gut. So they just basically battled. Who won? I don't know if anyone won, but there's pictures of them, like, literally punching each other friends. Now there's no video. Yeah. And now they're like, buddy, like, there's a mutual respect. That's like. I love that. A really cool thing. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, I'll see him occasionally. He's like, I'm gut punch guys. Like, you're the man. What's up, Doug? Kate, you have lunch with Dave, like, every day? Yeah, it's getting kind of scary. And Doug, you. You willing to be on the Juggernauts? Okay. Open tryouts next week. You. You and Dave have lunch every day together? We have been having lunch every time I walk past you guys are in that booth in the kitchen. We're in the booth. Yeah. Yeah. Well, to be honest, that's a great. That's one of my favorite duos. I want to say. He's becoming cultured. Yeah, he is. He's traveling. He's a foodie traveling. Who knows what he's talking about? And he travels all over. He's got like, interesting stories to tell now. What are y' all doing? He's got ideas. I don't know. He's got hair. He's got ideas. He's not an ugly dumbass anymore. It's like he's someone you can bounce ideas off of. Of what ideas? I hate to say it. Content ideas. I wouldn't go that far. He's still White Sox Dave, though. He's not. Something's changed. What's the last dumb thing you recall him doing? I don't know. I don't never see him. Is he White Sox David? He's David. Oh, he might be David. He might be. He's. Yeah. He's so buckled in these pictures, but even that anymore. Eddie, I was on a draft three weeks ago. He was still the dumbest I've ever met. Oh yeah. Like, okay. Yeah. I mean there's definitely that. I guess. I guess the new like, besides arguing something that's semantical, he won't. But that's. That's his. One of his big things. He loves doing semantics. Well, like before the. The move, he would just assume we were all with him. He's like, I'm not wrong. You guys are just like out to get me. And then I think once the move happened, you saw like everyone was not on his side. That was like, oh, maybe. Maybe I am wrong. Wrong. But we got to. We got to bring him back. So you think he's just been. There's too many people telling him he's. Yeah. He might have actually realized that he is. He is wrong now since sucks not just us telling him. All right, we got to add six more people. Yeah, let's do it. Question. Why are we doing a small wheel? I don't know. I think we're going to try to figure out a way to these people against. Why wouldn't we just. But it's nobody in this building. Is that New York office? Yeah. Well, no, we've already get done because the 2 spins people would have been Greg and Jackie. I want them to like, what are we. How are we going to get barstool Greg and Una together? What can they do to compete? How can they compete Remotely. Can she be a color or. No, it's that capability, human color. Okay. Okay. Keep going. Greg's kind of the green guy. He's. Yeah, There we go. Oh, damn. There you go. And that's red. He's pretty tall, too. Yeah, he's surprisingly. Yeah. Trick Mincy into becoming green. And then I have everyone be like, boo. Stolen. Stole that from Greg. Greg did it better. I'm surprised Mincy hasn't ended up like a non traditional color. I'm surprised he hasn't done that. I'm surprised he got stuck in a windowsill. I'm surprised his hand hasn't been stuck in a jar. Yeah. Okay. Okay, Next one. It's not too late. Again. A staircase railing or something. Yeah, something. Yeah. I don't know why we're doing a small wheel. I agree. We didn't think that out. Oh, T. Hey. Rigged. Rigged. Finally rigged it. Rigged. Okay, should we just spin the big wheel once? Should we just stop now? We don't have to go to 10 on the small. We said we were going 10. Which slices is green Greg the Great, the really green one. There he is. How many do we got, tj? Eight. We got two more. Green Greg. Did you guys see barstool Greg? But my. This is one of the worst collections of people I've ever seen. This. This group of people sucks. Excuse me. Let's go. Like, is Dave even getting into it with cons anymore? That's evergreen, I think. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, that last one was pretty bad. Yeah. But Dave. Dave kind of killed him. I think that's his bio is still beating him in the race. Now, should we do a twist and have just spin the big wheel now? Yeah. And that's just the two people. Yeah. That's pretty unfair to these guys. Okay. All right. There's no. Yeah. There's really no rhyme of reason for anything. 1 and 1. Oh, yeah. I like that. 1 and 1. 1 and 1. 1 and one. We'll spend one time on the small wheel, one time on the big. Beautiful. That's perfect. Perfect, because then these people can't complain they have a better shot. But what if, like, somebody we don't like, like, TJ Wins it? Hey, we'll just spin it again. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. Double. And give it to the next person. Give me green, gray. The whole world chanting Greg right now. Like, I'm thinking in my head how we rig this for green. Everyone wants green Greg to win. Like, can we get green, Greg? Tj, can you. Can you rig this for green Gray Greg. I need green Greg. I know. So bad. Can we just. Do we have the ability to just say green Greg is coming. Jack. Where's Jack? We got to put like a green light over him during the stream the whole time. We got to get someone to Jack. Liam was purple for a little bit. Wasn't he purple? Was Liam purple Liam? Were you purple for a little bit? It. I thought in the. In the mostly lighting he was just like a purple guy. Uhhuh. What if we do this? What if green Greg wins and then we put all the small wheel back on the big wheel. One spin so they didn't get hurt at all. It works. Okay. Is that going to be a unfair. You're going to have to break that to Jackie. Yeah. Where is you? You didn't really fight for her at all. How is that not getting hurt at all? What do you mean? That is. Yeah, it's pretty bad. The drops are odd significantly. Oh, I forgot. Two years on the small wheel. Yeah. You know, for the small wheel, green Greg, the way things are going for him, he will. All right. All right. You're right. You're right. We have to spend one small, one big. That's right. That's fair. That's fair. Okay. Okay. Only fair. Also, we don't know if Greg has the technology to be green in person. Could he be green here? Maybe we got paint. I trust that. All right, tj. Spin it when you want to spin it. It ch. You do it. Spin it. Yeah. Integrity. He misclicked the first time. Marty. Mush the source. Okay. Okay. There we go. Is that Marty Little winner. Yeah. There you go, Brandon Smarty. He's got to pick a Saturday game. We need Jack here. Are you frozen? Yeah. That camera's broken. Oh, okay. Kyle, look how happy you are, man. I don't really get it. Here we go. All right, so Marty's one. Yeah. Go back to happy. Dollar bonus bet this doesn't work. And then the big wheel will spin for one more ten thousand dollar bonus bet. I don't know why that doesn't work. Well, this green Greg can't win. Oh, you look bigger than big. Just do the small wheel. I'll pledge 100 towards green strong. Can we do that? Why don't we just make. Yeah, just make him a winner. All right, let's spin the small wheel again. Okay. For the other winner. Yeah, we. That's what we were going to do anyway. Thinking about like the cultural implications of having a green barstool employee. Yeah. Nobody else has done that. I've dressed up green before. Like flesh. Yes, you've been green. What do you mean? Dana, I've never seen your ass green. Swear to God, I've been green. All right, Fights. Fights of Marty. You don't think I've been green? That's a good deal. When have you been doing I. At the Michigan. Michigan. The Michigan game. But like, how are you going to sit back here? Quiet? I was. I was a Spartan. Okay? Yeah, I was. Were you in the green? I think you were green paint. You were green. You want me to find it? Yes, it was green paint. Did you pull up the video again? Tj? So green's been done, but like, were you paranoid about somebody coming up to slash your throat the whole time? No, because that's what Greg does best. He's green and paranoid. We need a green Greg video. All right, I'll text J. Oh, Tina, you were green. I was so green. You were incredible. God damn it. Green as Greg, but it's pretty green. Dana's been green. Sorry to ruin it for everyone. It's all right. He's still a better green than I was. Yeah. Where Brandon go? Should we find out if they can do Saturday? If not. Oh, yeah. Backup. They can't. I assume they both can look like the Jolly Green Giant. So green. That's good work. Is that the guy that's on the. The beans? Yeah. Yeah. All right. We're finding out. Jack is calling both right now to make sure they can do Saturday fights. Had a good vlog come out about opening for Bert Kreischer Fights an arena stand up in arena. That's crazy. He got good so fast. Yeah. Okay, what are we doing now? Now I think we. We're waiting for green pictures. We have. We have his. Oh, yeah. Chef Donnie's got his presentation. Where? Oh, yeah. I'll do an ad. Oh, on the crystal mat. Yes. Yeah. All right. Better Help. This episode is sponsored by Better Help. The new year doesn't require a new you. Maybe just less burdened you. Therapy can help more easily identify what holds you back by offering an unbiased perspective to better understand your relationships, motivations and emotions. BetterHelp does the initial matching work for you so you can focus on your therapy goals. A short questionnaire helps identify your needs and preferences. And our 12 plus years of experience and industry leading match fulfillment rate means we typically get it right the first time. If you aren't happy with your match, switch to a different therapist at any time. From our tailored wrecks. BetterHelp makes it easy to get matched online with a qualified therapist, Sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com yak that's BetterHelp. H E L p.com yak betterhelp.com/yak. Big cat. Yeah. Deutsche averaged 13 and 6. Oh, yeah. He's on at a D3 school. Yeah, he's on the team. That was. I might even fly him out for Wednesday so I can win this game. He's the best player we've played. I have to win this game. Game. Yes. It's a must win. Personal. Must win. Are you worried, like, he's a big. I don't care. You might go all big. Okay. I don't care. Listen, we're playing slow. We're playing the game. Eddie. It's truly, like, depressing when you leave that court. Yeah, they were pretty. It's not even. Which is sad, but did you guys see the. That the whole story about the Niners facility in the electric substation? Yeah. Oh. Pft. And I just interviewed the guy. It was quite something. Oh, yeah. Not really. No. No. But what happened? He also. He brought up that he got divorced. Like, a lot. He's. He's pumped. He got divorced. He said that it's. I. He did sell me on the fact that I should start wearing blue light glasses at night. Oh, I've been told that. Yeah. Said Brock Purdy does it. Yeah. Peter Cowan. This needs to have 1 billion. Peter Cowan is sunlight. His life. We had him on. On. We also got sidetracked and talked about in n out for like five minutes, man. That was kind of weird. How much can you talk about in and out? We. We. We stretched it. We got all the way to the end. What does that even mean? It's burgers, fries. As much as you think you can talk about in and out. We did it. Okay. Yeah. Secret menu. You talk about the secret menu. Of course. Talk about the song on the busy. It is didn't. Okay. The one you're going to. The one by lax. No, I haven't. Is it busy? Yeah. How good is Cooper Flag? I meant to ask. Very good, very good. Like a. He's how old? He's like 18. 19. Yeah. 18, 19. He's gonna be the rookie year. We don't have mainstream stars anymore. What are you. So many things going on. Like, I feel like if this was 20 years ago, like, all eyes on Cooper flag. Yeah, I could see that. I'd agree with that. The NBA also during football season is just such a second. Nobody secondaries. It's just Che. Let's go with Jackson Smith Jigba. Is he like the best? He's really good. Really good. And he's not all over my quarter. Fred Smoot does a really funny thing on the pro football show. He just taped his really good episode. Anyone who's really good, he just. He just makes him a Smoot. Oh, no way. Yeah, so he's Jackson Smoot Najigba. He says every time he just makes him a cousin of his. If you're a baller, you're a smooth barstool. Smooth Greg. Yeah, yeah, no, he's really good. He doesn't feel like he's permeated the mainstream. Oh, I think he has. Okay. I think it's because the older stars are lingering and we only have so much space in our brain for star. Well, it's also like we're so dumb and goldfish brained. Maybe this is just me speaking because you guys can tell me this is the dumbest thought possible. When it comes to the NFL playoffs, the teams that have a buy I forget exist. Yeah. Yeah. We went through the wild card weekend and we just forgot that oh yeah, the Seahawks are still in this Broncos the cycle. So like he hasn't had his playoff game yet. So have not been able to like realize, oh yeah, he's gonna play. We live in four hour window. Correct. That's whatever's happening. That four hours is what matters and then it doesn't exist the next four. Right. You're like, oh yeah, look who was the best in in wild card weekends. Like, oh yeah, you know, like Bears won their game. The Bills looked awesome. Yeah. Oh, but the two best teams record wise still haven't played. They're still there. I agree with that. Yeah, we'll. We'll revisit on Monday to see how. How much he popped off. Yeah. Yep. Some solid licks from Mal Sec. Oh, he did it. Should we get him in? Good licks. Hey, Mal Sec down to play goalie today. Does he want to play goal? Oh, you're gonna goalie. I'll play. Let's a second. What's going on with Olympics? Yeah, what is going on with Olympics? No. Oh, cuz they made it. So there's not as only six teams and we're not even close. We're top 16. But six is a. It's a lot. Are we clo. We're closer. We're far closer to 16 than six. Yeah but like where are we ranked? Well, we're. No, we don't know yet. But we're where would you say we are? Probably that, like, 13, 14 range. This is in Europe or the world. Wow. Disaster. Yeah. What's. What's going on? You got any dates? No women in my life. Oh. No surprise. But here by your mom. She's great. Mom's good. She is in your life. I'm dripping now. This is a nightmare. No, life's good. Can't complain. Miss you guys terribly. You can't complain at all. No. Have you tried to. Are you trying to get in Gruden's ear to get him a head coaching job? Trying to get into your state? Stay. I like my life. Yeah. Oh, hang out. So you don't want to live in Pittsburgh? Listen, I mean, he's a smart guy. Is he going to bring you. Is there a silent agreement that if he goes somewhere, you're coming with him? Yeah, I think so. Wow. Be cool for me. But, like, you know, I'm enjoying what we're doing now, so either way, I'm. I'm good. Can't you. On an NFL sideline will piss me off. Like, I will be visibly raging. I won't blame you for that either. Yeah. Raging at the sight of you. I want millisecond bucks here. I want, like. I'll smash a TV every time you come on. We might just have to have a line of TVs on the basketball court. Yeah. Of the open jobs. Where's the last place you'd want to live? It's a good question. Cleveland. That sounds terrible. Arizona would be. Cleveland. Arizona be cool. Sweet. There's gonna be cool. Miami is cool. Miami would be cool. Pittsburgh would be cool. You're an Arizona guy. Never been. Oh, my God. Never mind. You realize that if you became the Pittsburgh Steel, if Gruden became the Pittsburgh Steelers head coach, like, the amount of messages you would get from Joe. Oh, my God. Jerry. Jerry. The minute Tomlin got fired, Jerry called me and I was like, leave me alone. Literally. I saw my shifter notification. Then I got a phone call from Jerry two seconds later. So what else is going on? Gearing up for QB class. Very exciting. Are you going to include. Yes. Okay. I think so. I'm hoping so. Wait, what? Yeah. That's it. What is this? It's all good. I just asked if he was gonna include. I got it. Quarterback class. Can we see the promo for last year? It's all good. You did the graphic, right? I had it made, yeah. You didn't make it yourself? No, I didn't make it. You don't make the Graphics. Well, I have. Hank will do it. He loves it. He's very good at it. Give the ice cream a break. Tapping out. Lord, it's repulsive. I don't want to drip all over. There it is. Yeah. You didn't make this. You didn't sign off on it. No. Six great kids. Six what? Six great quarterbacks that all agree to do our show. But this year you're going to include. And I appreciate all six of them for agreeing to do the show. But this year you're going to include. I would like to include. All inclusive this year. Yes, sir. Yeah, sure are. There were no black men. Yeah. That's bad. That I didn't even know. No, that's good. It's good. You don't see color. I don't think it was a. It was. I think Jaylen Miller. They asked and he didn't. He didn't want to. He couldn't do it. Couldn't do it. Cameron Shitter didn't do it. Yeah. So this year the Ask was out there and grinned. A dad. I had a chat with his agent this morning. Oh, hell, yeah. That's what the deal is there. But let's go chat with it. Chatting with. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Listen to me. You are not chatting with agents. God damn it. This guy. We're like a year removed of you being repulsed by a love seat. Like, do you think the agent on the other line is like, this guy pooped in a cup. Yeah, this guy. This guy dehydrated his turd. You love coming back when we remind you this stuff, we send a. This is like the mafia trying to go clean, buddy. You're not. You can't. We got a mass email, all the agents, his portfolio. Yeah. What's new? What's new with you guys? He's got a nice life down there. I came and saw him for a day. Oh, he's got the best life. Eddie and I hung out my apartment. Yeah, it's good. Watch some football. You get days off? Yeah. If there's nothing, we kind of just do stuff when there needs stuff to get done. Do you watch ball with him? Yeah. Sundays we go in for the earliest and then he'll go home for the afternoons. Nice. It's usually how we do it. Is Coach Gruden your best friend? Like, in my life or in Tampa? Tampa. In Tampa, for sure. Are you at the level. Are you at the level with Coach Gruden that his wife calls you to be like, where's John? We text me and his wife that's that's close. That means you're. You're. You're tight. Yep. I'm on the list for their neighborhood, their gate. Oh, that's been nice. Well, that's seems like just a formality that probably needed to be done, like, you know. Wow. He must really like me. That's really not absolutely necessary. Your assistant. Have you sung for him? No. Have you. Have you. Have you taken a. At his house? I've not. Okay. Have you had to? No, I've been over. I mean, I haven't been over there a ton. Yeah. Has he heard you fart a handful of times? Probably not. Smelled you fart part? Probably not. Okay. Okay. Interesting. Has he seen you with your shirt off? I think so. Okay. I would think so. Yeah. Is he seeing you with your pants off? What are we doing? I'm just asking. Just questions. I don't know. This is like, this. You don't know? You don't. Oh. I mean, I'm sure we get a lot of clothing sent to us, so I'm sure I've put some stuff. What's the snack situation in his office? Are you in charge? Abysmal. It's abysmal. It's abysmal. Why don't you change that? Well, we. We don't. Like. Like, he's not a big snack guy. He. He eats pretty healthy, so it's like he doesn't want stuff in the office. Yeah, but like, this. This place is. No offense to you guys. Well, we're pathetic Titans. We need to stay hungry. Right? Someone's got to feed the pathetic titan the snacks. Snacks down there. How they maintain their size. He got beer. Yeah. Yep, we got a beer. Waters? You still getting boxes? Yeah, a ton. Are you still wearing. Just. Are you wearing. Just random. That's all I got. Yeah. Yeah. All right, get out there. All right, goalie. Throw this out. Brandon, you going to do the Gauntlet? Yeah, why not? He's hung over. Oh, he's hung over. What are you eating, pizza? Ah. Get Chef Donnie. He'll do it. So tomorrow, how many men are coming in? I don't know. Jay. Jay. He's setting up the gump. There he is. We have confirmed it's gonna be him and a handful of friends. So how do we want to do this? Are they going to be on the court, like, tailgating? My. I thought we should set up a tailgate, put a number around each of their necks, and you guys can say, I think number four is the hot guy. I think number one is the hot Guy. That way you can, like, identify them from afar, as Big Cat may have. Okay, we should eliminate group elimination. And you have been moving Max. Get Max. Max hasn't done the gauntlet in a while, I think. All right, so what we should do, though, is we should. Can we set up another camera, tj Maybe put them in a different room, and then all of everyone can go in and look and then come back and. So that we all have independent votes. They're. The. The guys are in a different room. Yeah. I thought you wanted to see them in a group setting, or is this after we. No, I'm saying they're all in a room together. Okay, well, it'd be the difference if they were just out on the court together. Well, so. Because then everyone talks and gets like. Or we could, like, have to decide on one. Like, deal or no Deal. Are they wearing bears tailgate? Find out each time if. Yeah, I feel like they have to be wearing tail. You do Whatever. But I think we simulated tailgate out on the court. They're drinking beers just how you saw them. Yeah. And we. I think we come to a group decision to eliminate one by one until we have, like, our final pick. Okay. And actually, I. I think it would only be fair if. Should I tailgate with them? Them? You guys are deciding? Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, because you're not going to be able to help yourself by, like, he's gonna suck you in. They could be fun, but if I'm sitting here, I'm gonna. I can't help myself. Yeah, you're right. You should be with them. Be with them. Shouldn't they be outside, though? That's what I'm saying. Should we put a camera outside? Oh, I kind of like that. The back? Yeah, in the loading dock. Are we voting on who we think your guy is or who we think is the highest, hottest, Hottest? Who we think is the hottest, hottest. What the. If he brings a hotter friend. Oh, my God. We could do it whatever way, but what. What way do you want to do it? We have time to figure it out. Okay. All right. Chef Donnie, you doing the Gauntlet? Let's go. So they're coming tomorrow at 12:15, so no one can have any interaction before. Okay. Okay. Perfect. Why'd you zip up Han Solo on the gauntlet? Ready? Big day at work. Better dress. Body Armor Flash IV Gauntlet. This segment is brought to you by the new Body Armor Flash iv. Caffeine, zero sugar if you're dragging, but also dehydrated. This is the move. It's Hydration with a caffeine boost and zero sugar. I keep one around for long days and early mornings. Work hard and hydrate hard with body armor flash IV. Grab it at a 711 today. Let's go, chef. Come on, chef. Yeah. He is dressed like handsome Shrek. He's dressed like Shrek back. All right, let's go. On my body ever Flash iv caffeine. Let's go. Donnie, Donnie, take a. Take a. Take a chug of this right there or. Yeah, there you go. Here we go. Good catch. Oh, yeah. What they get up? Nothing. Oh, we'll count you down. Are we good? Ready? Three, two, one, go. Oh, man. Crystal. Matt has not been helping. Hey. All right, malasac. Come on. Oh, he's back. With a belly full of cone. No, I might not be back. Oh, he's only got. Oh, yeah. Oh, nice swing. Great. Good standing position by Brandon. Oh. Oh. Oh, no. Now he's got it, guys. He's a juggernaut. Now he's got. Got it. He wanted to be a juggernaut. He wanted to. He did. He has so much confidence. It's crazy. He was mad at me for not putting on the. That's. That's so Donnie. Like, why the. Am I not on the team? He. He tried to walk that off. He's walking all. He's walking off every single one. Oh, my gosh. See a chef. Can you see it? No. Are you. Are you going? Kane and Abel. Nice. Nice. Forgot about. Oh, Alabama, Arkansas, and Alaska. Alaska, London, Manchester, Wales, Grimace, Ronald. Avatar time. Wow. 212 time. You forgot about. I forgot about Seth. Enable and Seth. That's a tough one, Seth. Seth's right there. It's pretty good. Do you want to do. I feel like I rushed you on this presentation. Yeah, I got. I got a lot on paper, but. So let's do it. Let's do it next week. You're out tomorrow. I'm out. I'm out until Tuesday. Okay, so then Tuesday we'll do. I have a presentation finished, but if it's. Yeah, let's. I want you to perfect it. Okay, that's good, because I want you to make us believe I just did it in the last 40. Like a school project. Yeah, yeah. So let's. Let's. Let's do my time. Is that your best time? No, that. That's your time. Yeah. No, not your best time. Oh. Minute 48. Okay. Yeah. Next week. Yeah, Wednesday. Why are you dressed as Hun? I'm Ood. It's Shrek. It's no it's neither. I think it's Shrek. Right? It's a workman's. It's a vest. Yeah, but every. I think. What? I mean, what. You guys act like you've never seen a guy wear a vest before. Yeah, but with the tan and the brown, I guess. I didn't know. I didn't know. It's fine. You look fine, dude. All right. I just got word. Imagine if he cannot make it on Saturday. So back to the big. Let's go. Big Wheel. Sure. Big wheel, one spin. Big wheel, one spin. Put people back on it or not know. You decide what's fair, tj. But tell us. Nah. Ah, but then green Greg. Yeah. At least put green Greg back on it. I just reset it. Yeah, just reset it. Talk for a second. Okay. Wait. I didn't know. White Sox Dave used to be light blue. When he would stream his video games from home, he was just very light blue. Yeah, he wouldn't. He never used his lights. The only light source he would have is his screen. I missed that, Dave. Yeah, me too. All right, one spin. Donnie, spin it. Could this be you? It could. There's a chance. Equal chance. This year or this. This week? Wow. This would be. This would be the. The best barstool. Greg just. You sat down and you won a Big Wheel with only one entry. I like my odds, bg. Never tell me the odds. Oh, yes. Yes. Nate. Okay, here we go. Nate. Jack, make sure Nate can come. So they're going to be here Saturday for the stream. Has the crystal map been just as a hint? Has it been solid? I've been using it every night. Nice. And have you been feeling sharper or sleeping better? I don't know. Sorry. I'll wait. I'll show evidence. I've been charging. Oh, you have evidence? Yeah. It's not a lot. It's not enough to be conclusive. I think science, you have to do at least month, maybe. But science. Yeah. That is the science rule. Science rule. After 30 days, it's science. Yeah. You ever do a chart graph? You can't do two data points to make a. What do you call that? The line through the middle? No, dude, when you draw. You have like, all these points. You draw one line. Line through the middle. Yeah. Trend. You guys know what I'm talking about? I do, I do. I do. Scatter plot. Yeah. And then. Yeah. Mean, median and mode Y equals MX plus B. Yeah. Which one's that? That is. Francis taught me the slope intercept any point on the graph. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The mat Works. I'm not gonna give away my presentation, but the mat has been. The more and more I look into it, the more positive I am. Are you laying naked? Yeah, I'll show you. No. No. Well, you'll wait to the presentation. You'll see. If I put you in a blindfold and had you lay on it, would you be able to tell whether it was off or on? Yes, you can. You feel like a. Okay. You feel like you're cheated. No, but your lips feel. You feel a different thing in your lips. I feel in my lips. You feel it in your lips? Yeah. Okay. I can't wait for this. I want to put this to the test. I can't wait for this presentation. If we had you come in here blindfolded, lay down on it 10 times. Depends on. There's four frequencies, so it depends on which one you do. I can't tell the difference between those, but I think I have. I like my odds. Okay. There's any. Heard that before. I like better. This I like better. Think it's placebo at all. Yeah, but placebo. Nothing wrong with placebo. You know, if placebo heals you, then something worked. True. Fair. Yeah, true. Sometimes you trick yourself into getting sick and sick and vice versa. Could happen to you. Yeah, it has cancer. It happens. And he had cancer. Strong tip. Very specific. Wait for. We'll do it in the slideshow. Okay. How are you in Dante? Good. Right as rain. Okay. What's right as rain? Right is right. Right is right. I've heard that Australia. Okay. Light is right. Yeah, we're good. We. I mean, I think he won that exchange, but it's better not to. How are you and the girl? Neighbors and good. We're good neighbors. Have you seen her recently, guys? She been on the mat yet? No, the match is for me. You wouldn't let her lay on the mat. Love her. When's the last time you saw her? Have you ever text her in the daylight? Guys, come on. You guys are done your two hours at least. Yeah, we're stretched as far as we are. All right, let's spin the wheel. Anything after this? No. Oh, here we go. This is them. This is the day. Oh, look at the speed of that. We missed going in for the kiss. Oh, God, I need that Dave back so bad. Oh, there he is. There's blue. That's what he was. Blue streaming. Oh, you weren't lying. Always. Why the did my sack? Is this game good? Can we put him next to green? Greg, what the Are you. He used to stream Blue. Oh, man. Blue stream. Oh, Greg. A Greg. Oh, man. Okay, let's spin the wheel. Donnie, what do you have going on? What right now? It's like, coming up. We got our. Yeah, we do. That'll come out. Super bowl week. Oh, that soon? I think so. That's. Yeah, it'll be. That's a good one so far. I'm excited. I think so. A lot of fabricating in this time. A lot of building. Oh, green. Greg did post. He post himself. Green. Yeah, yeah. Love that. Lean into it. Need him. Need him. As green as possible. Thanks. Green. Green. Greg. Greg. This was a great show. Pathetic Titan. Green. Greg, we got. Oh, you. Yes. Oh, and Titus is gone. He's going to be so bad. Is everyone. We've. Everyone's on the wheel. One person does it. Yeah. Oh, it's one person does that. I think they. I think they might have arrived. And they're those water tubes that you would buy as a kid. They were hard to hold. Like the snakes. Yeah. Let me see. Psa. Don't put it in the microwave first. Okay, good. Okay. Once. Oh, let's do Eliminator. Okay. You gotta. It. Yeah, yeah. In front of everyone. No, no, no. Like, report. You know, when we colored our dicks. Yes. Something like. It's similar to arriving today. Okay, perfect. Cool. Does somebody want to break it to Titus? Dana, being on this wheel is perfect. I have a question. Is Kate on this wheel? Yeah, she's. Yeah. Who else was on? Do you have to, like, everybody in the room, I think. Yeah. And Brandon, is it like. Oh, man. Like, do you have to? Sweet. I. So I'm just saying, obviously, it's like, odds are it's not gonna be me, but it tomorrow I might be bringing in my crush and. And a toy. Tom. Yeah. Yeah. Trajectory. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Quite a day. I still got to watch your Christmas present. Yeah, you do. Oh, my God. Yeah, I spoke to Wyatt about that yesterday. Like, when. When would we want to release that type of. What? A video of Eddie watching that video. Oh. Think we could just have him watch it? We pick a day when he's got nothing going on. He can watch it upstairs, then come back and tell us during the show. Yeah. His commentary on it. No, he can watch it. We'll just. We'll maybe have a camera in the room that he's watching it, and then he'll come down and tell us what he saw. I wouldn't mind having his face. Is it just a bubble on the bottom for people who don't. His face. Who Didn't. Who missed the Christmas episode? My gift. My secret Santa gift was a flash drive. And on the flash drive is a video that I procured called Sex and Panic. And it is Nicky Smokes and Ben Mints separate, but both giving testimonials. Nikki Smokes on every girl he's. And Ben Mintz talking about every Panic show he's been to. One of the worst videos ever. 45 minutes. Yeah, I think so. It's. I'm sorry. I didn't even watch it. I'm sorry, dude. Ready for the aioli? Yeah. The aioli or aioli. Oh, Titus is gonna be so mad. All right. You got the wheel? No. Oh, I'm sorry, Nick. Yeah. I kind of want to win. Yeah. Do you? Yeah, you have to. Do you have to come? I mean, Danny said. Yeah, Danny said. Yeah, I have to. Oops. Oh, yeah. You gotta come, Dana. And leave it in. I think you just would. Pretty quick, right? Dana, I don't know what this thing is, so if I had a visual, I'd be able to tell you. It's like the aquarium gift shop. Blue aqua thing with a hole in the middle. No matter how much you go like this, it keeps. Let me. Let me look this. You know, you probably one before. It doesn't matter. No, you're right here. Never mind. Damn. He probably would have said no. Kyle, will you do it? Let's be real. I don't want to do this. All right. I feel like ourselves. Yes, I would do it. Safest bet is Mikey Bets. Probably real. Za. Would you? Yeah. Yeah, why not? Whoever it lands on has to. Ah. Darn good. That thing would have screaming. I spread the best. Thank God. All right. Bets are Che. Yeah. Che eats it out. That's going to fall in love with Che would be. I'm fine with all of these. I want Ch. Brin is going to be a big baby about it. I don't know, Eddie. I don't see you as the type. Che is perfect. I mean, I would obviously, but sure. God damn it. We need Bets. I think Bets is the guy. It's a layup. He's just gonna have to say again where. Brandon, this is good. God. You bet. But is gonna make love to this you guys just not in the room. What if this turns out to be like a migraine cure? Oh, yeah. We could be solving something. Isn't orgasming a migraine cure as it is? I don't know. I've heard that there's one for pets. And this. Whoever wins this gets to do it has to. Okay. Or is it other way around round. Guess what? I don't know. It gets to. We can just change it. So it's bs it's going to be bats. Look at this. So bats. He'll willingly do. Yeah. He might have already been like, oh, I already have my. Yeah, I have one. Yeah, I've already done it. Four hours. Wait, if he sweeps, does he have to put up his ass? He has to put up his ass. He has to tag team. Ah. All right. Three. One. Fired. And you're a two. All right. Betsy bats. That's perfect. That's perfect. All right. We'll see everyone tomorrow. Hawkeye reveal. Yeah. It's time to talk shop. Broken ass camera. All right. See you tomorrow. By love you.