Big Cat & Reed Are The RICHEST Duo At Barstool | The Yak 4-7-26

Summary

The Yak: “Big Cat & Reed Are The RICHEST Duo At Barstool” | The Yak 4-7-26

Date: April 7, 2026
Host(s): Big Cat (Cody), KBNoSwag (Kyle), Nick, Brandon Walker, Rone, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah, Titus, Reed, Danny, and others
Theme: A lively, wide-ranging hangout among Barstool Yak regulars covering sports, betting, friendships, Barstool drama, degenerate challenges, and (a lot) of dating and locker-room tales.

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Overview

This Yak episode is an energetic mix of classic Barstool mayhem: post-March Madness banter, sports betting recaps (and regrets), business of mini golf, contest and challenge updates, locker room confessions, and a hilarious saga of Reed's quest to escape the friendzone. The group hits on the “richest Barstool duo” joke, bathroom design, animal mascots for luck, nostalgic 90s content, and more—all in the signature Yak blend of friendship, sarcasm, and oversharing.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Post-March Madness Hangover

• Sports Betting Woes: Big Cat laments a brutal series of losses ("I would have won a quarter million dollars, and I won zero dollars instead" – Cody, 07:27). He describes the unique sting of losing streaks:

  "There's something about losing multiple days and bets in a row where you're just like, I have no confidence as a human being." (08:20)

• Travel and Live Shows: Recaps of the team's trip to Indianapolis, live show energy, and Brandon's reluctance to go to the Masters because of separation anxiety and travel stress.

Notable Quotes

• “Once I verbalize my anxiety, it doesn’t bother me anymore.” – Brandon (03:14)
• “I started sleeping on a dog bed last night.” – Cody (08:36)

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2. Barstool Mini Golf & Challenge Updates

• Mini Golf Hype: Extensive discussion on teams, pairings, and the increased difficulty of this year’s holes. The tournament format’s evolving, aiming for Ryder Cup-like drama.
• Practice Match Preview: Titus and Chef Donnie face off in a mini match, showing off the tough setup of new holes.
• Waffle Challenge: Cody is stuck in a challenge, eating 40 waffles on stream for a lost bet—becomes an ongoing joke and symbol of Barstool’s tendency to overcommit for content.

Memorable Moments

• “He’s a soulless husk of a man right now.” – Titus, on Cody halfway through his waffle marathon (65:38)
• “The only thing that makes this interesting is how uninteresting it is.” – Titus (64:53)

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3. Degenerate Duos & Money Talks

• Who Are Barstool’s Richest Duo?
  The “richest duo at Barstool” bit runs through the episode—Reed gets dubbed as Big Cat’s ultra-wealthy partner, prompting plenty of fake flexing and Photoshop jokes.
• The crew brainstorms gags to make Reed appear more eligible, including a bank account screenshot showing “a billion dollars” and fake stat lines like a Wilt Chamberlain-style sexual conquests counter.

Standout Quotes

• “Richest duos at Barstool: Brandon and Titus at 2, Big Cat and Reed at 1.” – Nick (74:49)
• “Hold up your phone, and maybe we’ll Photoshop you in like your Chase account has millions of dollars.” – Nick (74:18)

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4. MVP: Reed's Friendzone Saga

• Reed's Ongoing Friend Dilemma:
  The group offers (terrible) advice to Reed on getting out of the friend zone with a woman he likes, resulting in a brainstorm of graphics, jealousy plays, and alternate reality social posts. The “gaslight her” for love bit runs riot.
• Texting Tactics: Reed debates whether to be upfront, employ jealousy, or stage a heroic incident (e.g., fight an intruder to win her heart).
• Reality Check: The panel weighs in on the sustainability of male-female friendships, with honest reflections on the boundaries, age, and intentions, culminating in direct encouragement for Reed to “shoot his shot.”

Classic Quotes

• “You gotta break her down until she feels bad.” – Danny (118:04, tongue-in-cheek)
• “If you get her, this would literally be insane, right?” – Reed (87:12)
• “You text her and say: ‘Hey, just a heads up, I’m getting a little famous.’” – Cody (80:06)
• “You can’t have a best girlfriend that you find perfect and so hot.” – Cody (116:44)

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5. Locker Room Culture & Bathroom Debates

• Public Nudity & Aging:
  Extended banter about why old guys in locker rooms walk around naked—Is it age or personality?
• Women’s Showers:
  A funny and awkward debate on post-game routines for female athletes, and how coaches navigate locker room etiquette.
• Bathroom/Urinal Design:
  The group riffs on stadium bathroom plumbing, old-school troughs, “holes in the ground,” and the theoretical efficiency of various “receiving piss” methods.

Quotes, Classic Yak Style

• “We just might put drains everywhere. Just piss wherever you want.” – Cody (11:27)
• “Are the male coaches in the locker room when they're like, after the game?” – Nick (36:53)

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6. On Barstool Drama

• Graphic Theft:
  Brandon discusses Ben Mintz “stealing” his Most Obnoxious Fans In The World graphic, mini-dramas over crediting, and friendly rivalry (“He gave me a little head nod. He stole one of my... These are the most obnoxious fans in the world graphics from college football.” – Brandon, 34:27).
• Workplace Rankings:
  The crew teases each other over internal “favorite coworker” rankings—who made the cut, and who didn’t, with plenty of good-natured roast.
• Mikey Bats’ Laptop:
  Lighter speculation and intrigue about the lost-and-found office laptop.

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7. Pop Culture & Nostalgia

• Seth Rogen Weed Empire:
  The crew reviews Seth Rogen’s latest “houseplant” pottery and weed accessories, marveling at the branding and design.
• Nineties Babies:
  Laughter over who truly “remembers” the ’90s—Connor gets roasted for being born at the decade’s end and missing out.

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8. Random But Relatable:

• Animal Mascots for Luck:
  Teams with “pet turtles” in locker rooms (Brewers) as World Series good luck. Barstool’s own animal mascots—picking methods and rituals.
• Chopped Salads, Health Glow Ups:
  The benefits of “tiny” salad ingredients and gentle ribbing over healthy eating initiatives.
• Relationships & Friendship Boundaries:
  Open group therapy on how friendships between men and women shift with age, relationships, and intentions.

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Timestamps for Most Notable Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |-----------------------------------------------------------------|-----------------| | Post-March Madness Anxiety/Travel Recaps | 02:19–06:10 | | Big Cat’s Betting Lament: “I slept on a dog bed last night” | 07:27–08:36 | | Plumbing/Trough Stadium Debate | 09:00–11:59 | | Reed’s “Undrinkable” Shirt & Beer Count (Full 2 days) | 14:08–15:47 | | “Richest Barstool Duo” Bit/Jokes about Photoshop bank accounts | 74:15–75:03 | | Reed’s Friendzone Dilemma—Group Therapy/Tactics | 69:00–89:13 | | Locker Room/Nudity Philosophy | 39:06–44:10 | | Seth Rogen’s Weed Pottery—Too Into Weed? | 54:54–57:34 | | Ben Mintz Drama/Graphic Stealing | 33:53–34:48 | | Mini Golf Practice Match (Donnie vs. Titus) | 103:08–109:19 | | Waffle Challenge: “Soulless husk...” | 65:13–65:49 |

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Memorable Quotes (by timestamp)

• Big Cat (Cody): “I would have won a quarter million dollars, and I won zero dollars instead ... I’m just happy the tournament’s over.” (07:27)
• Brandon: “Once I verbalize my anxiety, it doesn’t bother me anymore.” (03:14)
• Reed: “I got feelings for sure. I think she’s a great... yeah, she’s a great girl, for sure.” (75:27)
• Titus: “The only thing that makes this interesting is how uninteresting it is.” (64:53)
• Nick: “Richest duos at Barstool… Big Cat and Reed.” (74:49)
• Danny (on friendzone): “You gotta break her down till she feels bad.” (118:06, joking reference)
• Brandon (on locker rooms): “Are the male coaches in the locker room when they’re like, after the game?” (36:53)
• Stephen Cheah: “How old is too old for guy-girl friendships at a heavy communication level?” (93:06)

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Closing Tone & Takeaways

The Yak remains Barstool’s best conveyor belt for chaotic camaraderie, sports nostalgia, and off-the-cuff ridiculousness. While always rowdy, episodes like this deliver camaraderie and absurd advice alongside real talk—about loss, friendship, and growing up (or refusing to). Whether you’re tuning in for betting carnage, mini golf hijinks, or friendzone therapy, you’ll find something (and someone) to laugh at—and maybe, a sage bit of advice by accident.

Transcript

[Nick]

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[Cody]

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[Unknown1]

Whoa.

[Unknown2]

Big money.

[Cody]

So if you buy right now on Amazon, we'll start the ticker right now, tonight. Every time we get 5,000, I'll just pick three Venmos and give them 100 bucks each. That's. Yeah. Start buying blue coffee. Mark. Brandon, hello. You guys are back. Good to see you.

[Titus]

Hello.

[Brandon]

Good to be here.

[Kate]

I was Indy Brad to see you, Mark.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Incredible. Yeah, Loved it. Fine town.

[Cody]

You didn't want to go home.

[Brandon]

Fine town. Beautiful town. By the time. By the time we left, I was like, I could never leave.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

But I did leave.

[Cody]

Our security guard, Jose, last night was walking me to the DraftKings sportsbook and he was like. I was like, how was the drive? He was like, it was good. From India. He's like, yeah. After you left on Saturday night, Brandon just kept on saying, he might drive, he might drive. And then he just didn't drive.

[Brandon]

That's right.

[Cody]

I was like, yeah. So you got the branding experience.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick]

You're a threat guy.

[Brandon]

No, you.

[Nick]

How many times have you quit? Bar stool.

[Brandon]

No, you verbalized it perfectly yesterday when y' all were openly mocking me. But you did say it perfectly. Yeah. Say I, I just. I verbalize my anxiety.

[Cody]

Yeah, right. You just talk your anxiety and once

[Brandon]

it's out, I just, I sit down and I stay.

[Cody]

Right. It doesn't bother me anymore because I know how to deal with it. I just say whatever I say something comforting. And then you say it. Yeah. Because Brandon and I actually, we hung out my hotel room for like two hours.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Friday, just two of us watching women's basketball, scissoring.

[Nick]

Nice.

[Cody]

And the whole time he's like, I might drive back. And I was like, yeah, you should. And he's like, maybe I won't. I'm like, or don't.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I think you might need a therapist.

[Brandon]

I was going through it the whole

[Cody]

time, just reaffirming everything he says. That's all you got to do.

[Brandon]

Once we got through Easter and we went out and had dinner at his parents house, I was. It was all good. It was fine. Yeah, it was.

[Cody]

It was.

[Brandon]

It was all good. But yeah, I was. I was going through it the whole time I was there. I don't like that, but I was.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Nick]

For the record, when we were mocking you openly, I.

[Reed]

What?

[Brandon]

We.

[Nick]

I don't. We weren't expecting you to see it.

[Brandon]

Well, it got clipped and put on Viva Lestool.

[Cody]

And that's not our fault. What are you rigs?

[Brandon]

And then it got clipped and put on yak. And got clipped and put on.

[Cody]

We don't clip it.

[Brandon]

Well, somebody clip it was on the yak Twitter. So. So I would have expected people to see it if I got on the got on there.

[Nick]

When do you go to the Masters?

[Brandon]

Tomorrow.

[Cody]

Oh, you should probably not do it.

[Brandon]

I don't want to go.

[Cody]

Yeah, yeah, you shouldn't.

[Brandon]

I don't want to go.

[Cody]

Right. Don't do it.

[Brandon]

But I know once I go, it'll be fine.

[Cody]

Yeah. Yeah. You'll have fun.

[Nick]

Your life blows.

[Brandon]

No, it's just I. It's why I started bringing my wife to. To. To. To Super Bowl.

[Cody]

No. You brought her to Super Bowl. She could fuck her.

[Brandon]

Well, that I do do.

[Nick]

You don't let her leave the room when you're gone?

[Brandon]

Yeah, I do, but I. I just. I have pretty bad separation anxiety and I. I don't like it, but you get like a.

[Cody]

Like a stuffy or a binky or something.

[Danny]

You're like a chihuahua or.

[Nick]

You should just have a wife everywhere you go.

[Titus]

Emotional support. Wife.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Just take with you. Yeah.

[Cody]

We like this as a kid.

[Brandon]

I think so.

[Cody]

But I was like, if your mom left, would you like, where is she?

[Danny]

He didn't go to school. He stayed home all the time.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Well, that was. Yeah, but that was a different thing.

[Nick]

So when your mom left recently, that had to have destroyed you.

[Brandon]

No. Financially it did.

[Nick]

That's true.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Emotionally, I'll be fine. Financially, I'll never recover, but. Yeah, I just. I don't know. I was always getting my head and super. Super anxiety riddled when those things come up.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

But like I said, I wasn't actually going anywhere. I just would verbalize it.

[Cody]

I thought there was a chance on Saturday night because you saw me getting out of town. You saw how, like, I was bouncing.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Being like, I'm going to be home by 12:30.

[Brandon]

I was a little jealous of that. The. The fact that I had to go an extra hour past you.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And then would have had to come back to do mostly again. Would have. Would have been a lot. Yeah. So, yeah, it was a fine weekend. Good trip, good town.

[Danny]

How were the live shows? What was the vibe Good.

[Titus]

Yeah. Yeah, it was packed. It was crazy.

[Cody]

Yeah, it was fun.

[Reed]

Crazy.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Ty, what are you thinking about? People poo pooing this tournament this year.

[Cody]

I don't care.

[Brandon]

Let him poopoo.

[Titus]

That's my statement.

[Brandon]

I say you're pissed.

[Cody]

Braylon Mullins, Duke.

[Titus]

Braylon Mullins hit a shot to be Duke from just inside a half court, so.

[Brandon]

Oh, and Kentucky.

[Titus]

No, the final.

[Cody]

The.

[Titus]

The Michigan, Arizona. Yeah, it was a stinker. That was a big letdown.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

You're expecting it to be awesome, but it's the way sports works.

[Cody]

Do you ever. Are you a little sick?

[Titus]

I am sick.

[Cody]

Yeah. Oh, no.

[Titus]

I feel like.

[Nick]

Oh, I appreciate you being here.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

Yeah.

[Cody]

We need you for mini golf.

[Titus]

I know, I know.

[Nick]

Oh, my God. And you're paired up with who?

[Cody]

He's on our team.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Cody]

Paired yet.

[Nick]

Okay. But there's a chance you'll be paired up with Chef Donnie or something.

[Titus]

And I think the. The hot tub at the Marriott that was just 45 minutes away from downtown Indianapolis. Yeah, we did that on Sunday night.

[Brandon]

Yeah. We all call something.

[Titus]

There was something inside the hot tub.

[Brandon]

I'm not sick. No, but I was.

[Titus]

But we all caught it.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you all caught it.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Damn.

[Cody]

Yeah. We need you for mini golf.

[Titus]

March gets madder every year, and. Yeah, there we go. Just hanging out in the hot tub.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Nick]

But Ebo touch.

[Cody]

It was funny. I had that. I had a pretty big swing last night. Financially, that didn't go my way. If you counted one, I would have won a quarter million dollars, and I won zero dollars instead of. And my wife was like, you know, oh, sorry about the future. And I was like, honestly, like, I'm just happy the tournament's over.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Cody]

I need a break from all this losing.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

A lot of loose.

[Brandon]

Just losing. But you would have preferred to win the 200?

[Cody]

Oh, it would have been great. Yeah. Would have been so fun.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

Does a loss ever actually cause you to, like, check some apps and some balances?

[Cody]

No, it's just more like the.

[Brandon]

The.

[Cody]

The feeling of losing sucks, and that's all I've done for the last four weeks. Yeah, that's really what it is. It's like, just like. I really wish I could just stop losing, so.

[Nick]

But is it like a gut punch,

[Brandon]

or is it just the losing her torso?

[Cody]

Yeah, the losing hurts. It's like the money comes and goes. The losing is like, you just like. There's something about losing multiple days and bets in a row where you're just like, I have no confidence as a human being. Feel like a. I started sleeping on.

[Unknown2]

Yeah, not necessarily your bank.

[Cody]

I slept on a dog bed last night.

[Brandon]

You what?

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

How big is Stella's bed?

[Cody]

It's like this big curled up.

[Brandon]

Where's Stella sleep?

[Cody]

She slept in my bed.

[Brandon]

Damn.

[Cody]

Wow. I was like, you're the.

[Brandon]

You worked out good for her.

[Cody]

You're better than me.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Cody]

You win more than me, but you're

[Kate]

never like, oh, I shouldn't have bought that trough.

[Cody]

No, the trough is great, dude.

[Titus]

Come on.

[Brandon]

The traps, by the way, it's Just hanging on the wall.

[Cody]

Yeah. It's gonna get the plumbing, a lot of people. A lot of naysayers out.

[Brandon]

Okay. The plumbing's in the other wall.

[Cody]

A lot of people out there who all of a sudden have, you know, the plumbers and everyone.

[Nick]

Oh, there's no plumbing.

[Cody]

I know. They're doing it tomorrow.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Cody]

I don't understand plumbing, but they said they're gonna do it.

[Titus]

We're not supposed to piss in that. Oh, yeah.

[Cody]

Yes. Pistol.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Really hard peeing around the tape now.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Did you see that? For the. The. So that was why I had to post a picture yesterday, because a guy from Buffalo who I actually follow, he's a good dude. Bill's fan. He. Someone hit him up and was like, hey, I bought this trough, and I have buyer's remorse. Do you want it? And everyone thought it was me. I was like, no way, dude. Look at this. Hey, Dell, I bought one of the piss troughs from the Ralph, and now I'm offering local western New York venues the chance to apply to own it for free. No strings attached. They just need to install it somewhere. The Bills fans continue to use it. Trish needs to live on. Yeah. So he. He just had buyer's remorse. Trough. Buyer's remorse. That's got to be a dark Buyer's remorse trough.

[Titus]

What would lead to that?

[Danny]

A wife being like, what the.

[Cody]

Not me. I'm. I went and just stared at this this morning. I was just like, look at my trough.

[Stephen]

The new stadium's gonna have a trough too, right?

[Cody]

I don't know, Stephen. Should we call. Oh, call the Bills.

[Brandon]

Who would you get on the phone?

[Cody]

Call the Bills.

[Brandon]

Who would you get a. Hey, Bill.

[Cody]

All the Bills. Look up the bills and call them. It's a good question.

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Danny]

Cody, I feel like new stadium should have a fan suggestion line.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Like, I bet they have some good ideas.

[Cody]

Let's call the Bills.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I don't know. The.

[Kate]

What are you hiding?

[Brandon]

No, I. I just. You're building a new stadium. I feel like troughs are outdated forms of a peeing.

[Nick]

Yeah. Is it like, I don't make new troughs?

[Brandon]

I don't think so.

[Nick]

It's almost like a mail truck.

[Brandon]

I think troughs have been grandfathered into the dick game.

[Titus]

But it's. It's the most efficient method of receiving piss, isn't it?

[Nick]

Tree, hole, wall.

[Titus]

I guess.

[Cody]

Hole in the ground.

[Brandon]

Yeah, the ground.

[Cody]

Hole in the ground.

[Titus]

But that's what the one school did with the, like, the wall and the whole.

[Cody]

Yeah, the wall.

[Titus]

Delaware Delaware.

[Unknown1]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

So you're saying they put a bunch of holes in the wall?

[Cody]

I was saying maybe it was.

[Nick]

No, you guys, the wall has to have some splashback.

[Cody]

I was saying just. We just might put drains everywhere.

[Titus]

Just piss.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Oh, I don't.

[Cody]

Yeah, you just piss wherever you want.

[Kate]

Double as mini golf.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Holes everywhere.

[Nick]

Oh, my God.

[Danny]

Put PVC pipe into the ground.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Nick]

And have it.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Nick]

You pop it right in.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Nick]

And have different attachments for each person.

[Brandon]

Sure.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Nick]

We have a wall of our, like, ring sizes.

[Danny]

Keep it on you on a carabiner. Jeans.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah. It's for my.

[Cody]

She's just drinking beers again.

[Nick]

Oh, is he there? It is.

[Brandon]

Undrinkable.

[Cody]

So it came out perfect.

[Unknown2]

It's really good.

[Cody]

A couple people were asking why we didn't do the back. TJ and I looked at it. It looked bad. All you all. Everyone looked at it. We sent it to you guys. It looked bad.

[Brandon]

It was busy.

[Nick]

Quite tell what it was.

[Cody]

The back was too much.

[Brandon]

This is.

[Cody]

This is a good shirt.

[Nick]

Yeah. And it. With the state on the back, it was too confusing. This is straightforward. You know what it is when you see it.

[Titus]

Right?

[Danny]

Right.

[Cody]

Yeah. Michigan Undrinkable. I think we. So I think we sold like 150. And I. Nick and I were really. We. Well, I think we're going to max out. Every single Michigan fan who watches yak will buy this shirt.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Cody]

So that's about how many Michigan fans probably watch the yak.

[Brandon]

I bet there's more than 150, though.

[Cody]

Maybe so if you're a Michigan fan, you have to buy. If you're Michigan fit who watches yak, you have to buy this shirt.

[Brandon]

You got to you.

[Cody]

It's actually your, like, legal obligation.

[Nick]

Deutsch will drink a beer for every shirt that's sold.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

Every mission.

[Nick]

Eventually.

[Cody]

But I walked by him today and I was like, how many have you had? He's like 10 today. Yeah. And he's fine.

[Kate]

How many more does he have to go?

[Cody]

10 more. And he said it like, yeah, I just got 10 more. 20 beers.

[Kate]

It's nothing.

[Cody]

I don't know where he is. We got to get him on.

[Danny]

Also, imagine wearing your own drinkable shirt as a Michigan fan and running into another Michigan fan in their own drinkable shirt. You have to go get a beer together.

[Cody]

Deutsch. Get in here.

[Danny]

That's got to be a top 10 feeling.

[Cody]

Absolutely.

[Danny]

You don't want to miss out on that robot.

[Nick]

The first undrinkable school, right?

[Cody]

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[Reed]

Fifteen.

[Cody]

Oh, and he's fine.

[Titus]

He's good.

[Nick]

You feel good?

[Unknown2]

How many yesterday?

[Reed]

I think 38.

[Brandon]

38.

[Cody]

Do you feel drunk?

[Reed]

I have, like, the perfect, like, buzz.

[Nick]

Just, like, light.

[Reed]

I feel social.

[Cody]

Talking. Yeah.

[Reed]

People I wouldn't normally talk to. I'll, like, talk to him.

[Danny]

I was talking to you for about 15 minutes before the act. I had no idea he had been drinking today at all until just now.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Were you excited when you woke up this morning? Like, oh, I get to have 20 more. Was it dread?

[Reed]

I was happy that I didn't have to do Michigan because that would have been like, the exact same. That would have been like 35, 36 beers. I didn't want to do that, but 20 is.

[Titus]

20 is perfect.

[Reed]

20 is great.

[Cody]

Perfect.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick]

That's like a good Tuesday amount.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Especially when you had 38 the day before. That's just so.

[Unknown2]

Waking up after 30, 38. Are you like, ugh, no.

[Reed]

So I think I went. I went to bed at a weird. I think I went to bed at, like, 7.

[Cody]

You didn't watch the game?

[Reed]

I missed the game. I did. I did miss the game, but I woke up at 4, was wide. Aw. And I went to the gym for three hours.

[Cody]

Oh, wow.

[Nick]

But that's got to be a relief, waking up and seeing Michigan one.

[Reed]

Oh, huge relief.

[Nick]

Almost worth missing the game.

[Reed]

Worth missing the game.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Reed]

I wouldn't want to. I didn't want to do that again, but 20 is just perfect.

[Titus]

How fast did you check the score when you woke up?

[Reed]

Instantly. Yeah, it was like. Yeah, I was nervous. I was really nervous.

[Cody]

That's so funny that you didn't watch a second of the game.

[Reed]

No, I missed the whole game.

[Cody]

Whose couch did you sleep on?

[Reed]

No, I stayed at my place.

[Cody]

Oh, you did?

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Cody]

On your bed?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Oh, nice.

[Nick]

You are a couch guy, though.

[Reed]

Yeah. I can sleep almost anywhere.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Cody]

Is that what you're going to do in Vegas?

[Reed]

Depend. I mean, depending on what the quarters are. I have no problem sleeping on a couch.

[Cody]

I'm excited to see you on spring break.

[Reed]

I'm really excited for spring break.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Like, that is where I'm at my best. It was like a bachelor party for days. So seven days in Vegas, I think that that's like the best thing I. The bracket was good, but I think that seven days in Vegas is the best. The best situation, the best Deutsch we can get. Yeah.

[Unknown2]

Are we going to get a version of Deutsch we haven't seen before?

[Reed]

You could. There's definitely some. Definitely some potential for that.

[Danny]

Like, have you ever let loose in the club? Like, can. I can't picture you, like, dancing.

[Reed]

Oh, I'd have to get really drunk, but.

[Danny]

But you could.

[Reed]

I could.

[Danny]

It could happen.

[Cody]

More than 38 beers drunk?

[Reed]

No, I think high 20s. I started dancing for sure.

[Danny]

Have you done Vegas before?

[Read]

Yeah.

[Danny]

So you're.

[Reed]

You know, I've never done more than probably three or four days, though.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Reed]

So.

[Brandon]

Huh.

[Titus]

What's special? What's special about Vegas from your perspective? What makes Vegas different than just going out in Chicago?

[Reed]

I guess it's not just Vega. If it was for. If it was anywhere. I just feel like the bachelor party style of waking up, starting to drink again, just.

[Titus]

We're all on the same page. There's an understood pressuring. We're all just gonna get after it.

[Reed]

Pressuring other people to drink that are hungover, making. Making them feel bad about themselves.

[Cody]

Oh, yeah, you're gonna be.

[Reed]

Because I don't. I don't get hungover. So if someone's like hurting from the

[Cody]

night you're gonna be before, are you

[Nick]

gonna let anybody take a day off or are you gonna be in charge of morale and vibes?

[Reed]

I'd like to be in charge. I mean.

[Unknown2]

Yeah.

[Reed]

If they don't want to drink, I'll just make them feel really bad about good strategy.

[Cody]

But how so just bullying them. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like.

[Nick]

Verbally or physically?

[Reed]

No, just verbally.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Cody]

I feel like the loser and all this is gonna be Mike Kiddick because you're gonna. He's someone who will not take bullying well.

[Reed]

Yeah. But from what I've seen, he. I mean, he hits it pretty hard. I've never been around him in the morning, but he seems to hit it pretty hard.

[Cody]

I feel like, though, at the end of this summer, House. Like, there was. He looked like he was hurt.

[Nick]

I think everybody was.

[Cody]

Yeah. But this is actually better setup. Seven days straight where it's like, you're not. You're not going back and forth.

[Unknown2]

Who's going to be filming you?

[Reed]

I have no idea. They haven't. I don't think they've released who's. Who's filming yet. Yeah, maybe for some people, but I'm. I have no idea.

[Cody]

We know Danny's doing Dante.

[Kate]

Yeah. I don't know if everyone has, like, a set guy for this.

[Nick]

I'd like.

[Reed]

I'd like Bets.

[Cody]

You want Mikey Bets. Mikey Betts would be.

[Kate]

He is going.

[Cody]

He is.

[Brandon]

He's going.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

That's a. Behind the scenes.

[Nick]

Behind the scenes.

[Cody]

I love that for Bets. He's gonna gamble so much and he's gonna drink so much. Surely he should just be on the show. Yeah.

[Reed]

I think me and Bets could definitely.

[Cody]

He might just end up on the show.

[Brandon]

It's. I mean, Meek Phil went viral a couple times with his eight shots last year, right?

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Oh, yeah, I remember that.

[Kate]

I don't know. It'll be interesting. I don't know how much. Like, I don't plan on drinking that much because I don't know that we can. Yeah, it'll be interesting for Bats if he's paired up with you.

[Reed]

My ties.

[Cody]

Shacky going.

[Titus]

What about, like, during the days, you go into the pool, you go into the casino. What's the move?

[Nick]

Are you a strip club guy? Because that's tricky because you're not gonna be able to film there.

[Reed]

I usually just laugh when I go. I can't stop. If someone's naked and fro. I just can't stop laughing.

[Unknown2]

Honest.

[Nick]

What about the naked body makes you laugh?

[Reed]

Just the fact that they're like, they don't want to be there and they're pretending to like people and they're spreading their butt apart

[Titus]

most.

[Kate]

Norma.

[Unknown2]

I just can't.

[Reed]

I just can't stop laughing.

[Read]

Yeah.

[Cody]

That is.

[Reed]

I would like to. Would like to go.

[Cody]

So you just go to strip club and you just. It's like a comedy club?

[Read]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Me and my buddy Summers went in New Orleans for the super bowl, and we got those big, thick elderly person glasses and pretended we were blind.

[Brandon]

Both of you?

[Read]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Was that so you could feel?

[Reed]

Yeah, the idea was feeling, but most of it. Most of it was just laughter, I guess.

[Nick]

That's awesome. Did it work?

[Unknown2]

Oh, and.

[Cody]

Yeah. Roar.

[Reed]

It worked. Yeah.

[Cody]

And that's your buddy that you had to temporarily break up with, right?

[Reed]

Yeah, we're back on.

[Cody]

Okay. Because you. I know you. At one point, you're like.

[Read]

You're.

[Cody]

You're too crazy for me.

[Reed]

Yeah, he was getting a little wild for.

[Cody]

For a bit deutsche, having to break up with his friend.

[Reed]

We had to. We had to have a talk.

[Nick]

Your buddy Summers is, like, a pretty successful guy, no?

[Reed]

Yeah, he's very successful. He was just.

[Kate]

It's an animal.

[Reed]

End of the. Just question. Questionable.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Decisions.

[Cody]

Oh, that's so funny. Did you sit down and, like, have, like. Did you, like, take him out to, like, coffee and be like, hey, listen, we're gonna have to take a little bit of a break? I think you. It's me.

[Reed]

I think it was more text.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Didn't quite come to that, but it was definitely. It was worrisome.

[Danny]

That's a good friend. Got it. Sometimes you got to tell your buddy, but it would.

[Reed]

If it did get worse, it would have been in person.

[Cody]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But now you're back together.

[Reed]

Yeah, we're. Yeah, he's been really good.

[Danny]

Is this the guy who had the face scar?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

This guy's been mentioned multiple times.

[Nick]

Summers, the dog bite, poison ivy guy, and the guy.

[Kate]

And he went to a garage to get a circumcision, basically.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah.

[Reed]

We have to have him on to. I can't do that story justice.

[Brandon]

He.

[Reed]

Every time we go out, he tells somebody the story, and he's so good at it. I can't do it justice.

[Cody]

It's incredible, but it's just such a funny idea that, like, you had 38 beers yesterday, and you had to tell this guy, like, hey, we. We got to take a break.

[Reed]

Well, I think the worst thing that happens to me is I'll just go mute.

[Cody]

Yeah. If it gets really totally fine right now. I don't understand it. Yeah.

[Reed]

I mean, he's a deity.

[Cody]

You're right.

[Nick]

This is Titus. How long did it take for you to recover after you're 21?

[Titus]

I'm still recovering.

[Cody]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

That's why I sound a little off today.

[Nick]

It's case race.

[Titus]

Yeah, it's a case race for a year and a half ago.

[Cody]

Took a piece of your life away from you.

[Titus]

I'll never get back.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

And you just bounced back that fast?

[Reed]

I did take a week off. Full week off.

[Cody]

That's true. Recharge your battery.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

Are you the type to deviate from your barstool crew and, like, find somebody new?

[Reed]

I'd love to find somebody new.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

Find a Lorenzo and a Tristan.

[Nick]

I like that.

[Brandon]

Be a Tough combo. Wow.

[Nick]

Do you think you could find a Lorenzo and Tristan by the end of the summer?

[Reed]

I think I'd have to. I think I'd have to go into specific neighborhoods for at least Lorenzo, right?

[Nick]

Yeah, probably.

[Cody]

Maybe Vegas is Italian, too.

[Brandon]

Melting potato.

[Reed]

Okay. Yeah, I could probably. Yeah.

[Danny]

Oh, Vegas probably has a ton of Lorenzo.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Danny]

It feels like a Lorenzo town.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Reed]

If you want, I can specifically search for those two.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Names in Vegas.

[Cody]

I would love that.

[Read]

Deutsche.

[Nick]

Lorenzo and Tristan. Watch the out.

[Unknown2]

And you've been to strip clubs before and you, like, laughed maniacally.

[Reed]

I just can't stop laughing.

[Nick]

It's constant. Or is it when the ass.

[Brandon]

Is it a cackle?

[Danny]

It's.

[Reed]

I just can't stop. It's.

[Nick]

Are you women. Are you excited to see.

[Reed]

No, I. I just think that it's just because they just don't want to be there.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Reed]

And they're just tricking people, and they

[Unknown2]

probably appreciate that in some sense.

[Danny]

Oh, what's this?

[Read]

Soup I promised a while ago.

[Cody]

Oh, soup.

[Danny]

Oh, that's perfect for somebody who's feeling sick.

[Cody]

What type of soup?

[Read]

Little soup, Sweet potato, butter and squash for.

[Unknown1]

Thanks.

[Read]

Kitty just made it.

[Nick]

Oh, Bo, you and Bobon made it.

[Danny]

Oh, this soup that got spilled at whose house?

[Nick]

Oh, this is the soup that destroyed Maresha's kitchen.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Wow. Thank you so much. Oh, Titus needs this more than anything.

[Unknown2]

You're sick.

[Danny]

Yep.

[Brandon]

All right. Should Titus take a soup from Donnie?

[Cody]

You want some, Titus?

[Danny]

This looks incredible.

[Brandon]

There a specific cup that he needs to take?

[Danny]

This is Bobon squash soup.

[Reed]

Thank you, George.

[Cody]

You're just gonna put more liquid in your body.

[Brandon]

Don't you just Donnie like that? Like a.

[Nick]

This is the family heirloom. I see why it's fantastic.

[Stephen]

Thank you.

[Cody]

Do you guys see what we're. Donnie came back awesome. He looks awesome again. He looks so hot.

[Danny]

Oh, there's a little spice, too.

[Brandon]

Well, he wasn't trying to give you a compliment.

[Cody]

Yeah, well, learn how to. I said you look good, even though you look like.

[Brandon]

Well, that's not.

[Unknown2]

Yeah, learn how to do that.

[Brandon]

When are you two going to tour the country?

[Titus]

It's his call. It's his call.

[Cody]

I mean, this is the ball in his court. Mini golf has just got to be just Titus first.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Cody]

It's gonna be great. All right, Deutsch. Well, good luck on Friday, Lorenzo.

[Reed]

Thanks for having me.

[Cody]

Oh, yeah. This is you drinking with Bobon?

[Reed]

Yeah. Thank you, Big Cat. I appreciate that.

[Cody]

Yeah. Look at his hand.

[Unknown2]

Oh, my God. Twitch holding his own. I guess Height wise.

[Cody]

A big fan of yours.

[Danny]

I should have known this, but Che was telling me before the act that Bobon once missed a free throw so the whole stadium could get chicken sandwiches.

[Nick]

Man of the people.

[Danny]

Yeah, man of the people. Very cool.

[Cody]

Also, I found out today, Deutsch loves Hakeem. We knew that. But he's got one thing he doesn't love about it. He's Muslim, so he doesn't drink beer.

[Nick]

Oh.

[Cody]

He was like, yeah, it's a huge regret of mine. I'm like, what? That Hakeem doesn't drink beer.

[Brandon]

He regrets on his.

[Cody]

Yeah, yeah.

[Unknown2]

He could have stopped that. Yeah.

[Nick]

If he had a time machine.

[Read]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Steven, did you find the bills?

[Stephen]

I did. I spoke to someone. They what?

[Brandon]

Off camera?

[Stephen]

It was not like the official guy was a guy from a ticketing office. He said he's pretty sure. No, he went to People man hold and then went to get confirmation. He said he couldn't officially confirm, but he's pretty sure. No, he said to follow up over email. Give me the email, the email address and he is going to forward it to someone who would know and get back to me. So we're in the process of finding.

[Brandon]

Wonder who that person is.

[Stephen]

I was looking up on like LinkedIn, like high mark, Construction city and project, all that stuff. I kind of a dead end. But I did find some entry level

[Brandon]

way in the organizational structure that would lead you on like on website, say, oh, that guy, he would know about the troughs.

[Cody]

Well, there is like, I think when they open a new stadium they like have to piss test it where it's like they have to flush all the toilets at the same time to see if it can take the capacity.

[Brandon]

Really?

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Brandon]

We don't build enough stadiums anymore.

[Cody]

I think we build too many stadiums. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Baseball. Baseball had that big building boom in the 90s and now we're just roll out like once or twice a decade. Yeah.

[Cody]

What's the new state? What are new stadiums that are being built right now?

[Danny]

Well, see the prison one.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Titus]

I feel like there are a lot of stadiums being built new.

[Brandon]

What's the last one?

[Cody]

Football. Baseball.

[Brandon]

I said baseball.

[Cody]

Just baseball.

[Brandon]

Globe Life at Arlington.

[Cody]

Yeah, that one's very new.

[Brandon]

That's about it, right?

[Titus]

A's and Rays. Are they. The Rays getting a new one or the Rays.

[Brandon]

The A's are building one in Vegas and the Rays are not.

[Titus]

The Rays decided not to build.

[Brandon]

Right.

[Cody]

I mean the White Sox are going to.

[Kate]

Allegedly.

[Cody]

Allegedly.

[Titus]

Brewers got to get new one. That's Just a dog. It's a. Just a. I enjoy it.

[Brandon]

I think it's a good place.

[Nick]

Just the ones like the windows and the.

[Titus]

Just tear the whole thing down really isn't I. I think they should play on a trash heap.

[Cody]

Do you see that?

[Titus]

That's what it takes.

[Cody]

We got to actually like the brewers are going to win the World.

[Brandon]

They're good. Yeah.

[Titus]

They're going to win.

[Cody]

Well not because they're good, but they have a. They have a pet turtle.

[Brandon]

They have a pet turtle?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Cody]

That's a World Series winning.

[Brandon]

Like in the dugout.

[Cody]

Yeah. They have it on a leash in the. In the locker room.

[Nick]

I don't know around its neck.

[Cody]

I'm pretty sure like that be that guy.

[Brandon]

But it seems like it might be early for a pet turtle. I feel like that's something you pop out during a pennant race in August.

[Cody]

But if the pet turtle survives like no pocket pants. Look at this Is Bobby the turtle.

[Unknown2]

Is this.

[Kate]

Wait.

[Cody]

Bobby Junior.

[Brandon]

Identify all the people in this.

[Titus]

Tricia Whitaker.

[Brandon]

Okay. Thank you. The weird name for a turtle.

[Unknown1]

It's named after Bobby Witt.

[Unknown2]

What?

[Kate]

Brandon. You haven't looked at the turtle yet.

[Danny]

The entire team is watching. You are lucky I'm an outdoors girl.

[Cody]

This is a bad sign though.

[Titus]

What was this?

[Unknown2]

Is that real?

[Cody]

Yeah. Look it up. They had it in the locker room like a turtle can. This all goes back to the look.

[Brandon]

A turtle can change a pennant race. You're right.

[Nick]

But didn't.

[Cody]

It's like the Rally Monkey didn't.

[Nick]

Pardon my take have a turtle for picks.

[Cody]

Ye hell to do bad.

[Nick]

Right.

[Cody]

And we got rid of them.

[Nick]

Oh.

[Brandon]

So you Part of my take is animal list right now.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You have the goldfish for a while. Then you have the turtle.

[Cody]

Yeah. We got to get something new.

[Danny]

That's really cute.

[Cody]

Turns out turtle making picks. It does take a while.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Cody]

We that part didn't.

[Brandon]

They got it. That's a good turtle.

[Cody]

It's a problem.

[Brandon]

That's a high quality turtle.

[Cody]

Really good turtle.

[Danny]

And it pairs perfectly with a che question on the sheet. Do you think turtles are pumped when a predator is near and they know they can just duck into their shell? Or do you think they're scared?

[Brandon]

No.

[Unknown2]

Is the fear.

[Brandon]

They're still scared of predators. That's why they go in their shell. Right.

[Danny]

So isn't it kind of like a Haha.

[Brandon]

You think they're pumped to be. There's still things like an alligator will crush that shell. Right?

[Unknown1]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Kate]

They'll still get kicked around too.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Nick]

They're probably horrified.

[Stephen]

I feel like if we knew that we were part of the food chain and we knew that we were being attacked by something that couldn't hurt us and we could just go in our shell.

[Cody]

We can just go in your house.

[Stephen]

Yes. You know, in a hypothetical world if we had a shell and we were

[Brandon]

in the food chain, I'm still worried about weather even though I have a very.

[Cody]

You saw a bear in your backyard. You just go inside. That's your shell.

[Kate]

Grab the air horn.

[Cody]

Right. We have shells.

[Unknown2]

I'd rather not have to employ the

[Cody]

shell or your car. Just get in your car.

[Titus]

Yeah. If a bear was chasing me, I had to run into my house and shut the door.

[Nick]

I'd still be scared.

[Titus]

I don't think I'd be pumped about that.

[Cody]

I'd be like, haha, I'm in my shell.

[Stephen]

Well if you encountered it all the time.

[Brandon]

Right.

[Stephen]

Because don't they encounter predators? I would imagine on the reg.

[Cody]

On the reg. Yeah. We also had Che. Che. I've been supportive of Chase foray into baseball but every now and then it does bother me a little. And the newest one is him trusting 15 day deal. He's like oh Kate Horton's on the 15 day. Yeah, he'll be fine.

[Brandon]

Oh yeah, yeah. That's not 15 days at all.

[Nick]

No.

[Stephen]

Why would they announce it?

[Cody]

Because he has to get tests. But a forearm tightness is just automatic. He's.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Che, are you at a point where like you'll root for Schwaber, Chris Bryant and like former Cubs? I, I don't. He said rip Rhino last year.

[Cody]

Yeah. That's.

[Kate]

Oh he died. Yeah, yeah, I know. But to be calling him Rhino.

[Nick]

Yeah. But usually when an athlete passes you have to say how well they did in Madden.

[Cody]

Yeah, that's true.

[Nick]

So did you. You never played as Sandberg in a video game.

[Stephen]

True, true. Never have. But yeah, my four into baseball is really fun.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

I might be a 160 tour. I've watched all time games so far. I'm excited to see where this goes.

[Cody]

Wow. 160 tour.

[Brandon]

Ryan Mallet.

[Cody]

Ryan Mallet rip.

[Brandon]

Just a sneaky cheat. Cody, backup.

[Stephen]

Yeah, no, he's my starter.

[Nick]

We know. You have to say how his career was in real life and then.

[Cody]

Yeah, yeah. Disappointing in real life but man could he, could he play for me.

[Nick]

I could get the best out of him.

[Titus]

Shefter did that with Dwayne Haskins.

[Nick]

Right. Oh he said like after a. Yeah.

[Titus]

Disappointing career who was not good at football.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Passed. Yeah.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Cody]

But it's funny that people still that up.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Cody]

When someone dies, just like say nothing.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

Such a by the book code.

[Cody]

It's so easy to not that up yet. It happens all the time.

[Brandon]

Say he was born in my hometown.

[Cody]

Yeah. Or someone will be like, hey, today's the. Oh, this person died. Today's the day. I'm gonna say he was an. It's like, okay, we could just wait one day.

[Brandon]

One day, you know he's dead. We could wait 20 days.

[Cody]

Yeah, true.

[Brandon]

He's not going anywhere. What did mean mint say when Bill Russell died? Oh, it was the. Me and him were the two that come or something.

[Cody]

Oh, Monroe. Yeah, Louisiana. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Can we find that?

[Brandon]

It probably wasn't anything. Just.

[Cody]

No, it's probably something though, knowing him.

[Brandon]

Yeah, knowing him, I had a. I need to talk to him. I had a. Had a coach hit me up yesterday about wanted to know if I had any ties down to Hogs for the Cause. He wanted some passes to Hogs for the cause. Oh, buddy, I have got your guy.

[Cody]

What a question.

[Brandon]

For the first time in five years since I've known him, I picked up this phone and dialed Ben Mintz's number.

[Cody]

No way.

[Nick]

And did it. Did it work out?

[Brandon]

He answered on the treadmill and he answers. He's doing all that. His treadmill noises. And he says, hold on. And I hear him wind his body down off the treadmill. I hear him slowing down like, okay,

[Cody]

all right, all right.

[Brandon]

Hey, what's up, man? And it was just. It was just as Ben Mintz as you can get. But I haven't talked to him today. He was supposed to have done done it.

[Cody]

Did you tell the coach that it was. Oh, it was charity?

[Brandon]

No. No.

[Cody]

Yeah, like, that's kind of a no. I don't want to judge, but yeah, to be like, hey, can you get me the. Some free charity tickets?

[Brandon]

Oh, is it.

[Titus]

That is a little weird.

[Cody]

Hey, I don't really want to. I don't want to really help this cause out. Can you get me in?

[Nick]

Yeah, I just want the pork more

[Titus]

interested in the hogs.

[Cody]

Yes.

[Unknown1]

Thank you.

[Brandon]

RIP to the best.

[Cody]

Oh, there we go.

[Brandon]

My hometown. Beautiful, L.A. beautiful.

[Cody]

Touching tribute.

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Nick]

Oh, there you are.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I'm always. I'm always close.

[Nick]

You're obsessed.

[Brandon]

I am. I. I live in his. His mentions after he tweets.

[Nick]

Oh, didn't do. Steal your.

[Titus]

Your.

[Brandon]

He did. It's fine. Yeah.

[Nick]

You got on him for it.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he gave me.

[Cody]

What?

[Brandon]

He gave me a little head nod. He stole One of my. This is the most. These are most obnoxious fans in the world. Graphics from college football.

[Cody]

He actually took your graphic.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick]

But then he was like, you're credited in the bottom dummy. And it's the smallest text.

[Brandon]

Yeah. So it's. Yeah.

[Cody]

That's something that's like deeply personal.

[Brandon]

I know. Like, I. I've been through it with Iowa fans. I've earned the hate of Iowa fans. He's just trying to co op my culture.

[Cody]

Right.

[Nick]

You should. Is broad. Broad rankings.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah. So actually, where's it the.

[Cody]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

Credit.

[Read]

Yeah.

[Cody]

That's a deeply per. That'd be like saying, like, that's my list. Here's my top 10 cities I've been to.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Cody]

And I just steal Anthony Bourdain.

[Brandon]

Yeah. That is my list.

[Nick]

You're credited.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

I think he disagrees with you.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he did.

[Cody]

Curse you. Bottom. I'm spreading a great list.

[Brandon]

Yeah, we're cool. And he also. He did nominate me for host of his men of Honor last week.

[Cody]

Oh, nice.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

That's something.

[Brandon]

Correct.

[Titus]

You don't think so.

[Nick]

That's guaranteed numbers.

[Brandon]

Yeah, well, guaranteed numbers for the one and a half episodes that it exists.

[Cody]

Rico and Nadu finally have common ground. By the way. I don't know if you guys saw that.

[Brandon]

They both hate women.

[Cody]

Yes. Both massages.

[Read]

Wow.

[Nick]

That's good.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Something you could build off of.

[Cody]

Huge. I don't know if you saw the clip. TJ the dude quote tweeted it. But yeah. They both hate women's basketball. So. Really nice. Wholesome thing to bond over. Is there disdain for women?

[Nick]

Maybe that's what the show can be about.

[Cody]

Yeah. Them broads.

[Nick]

Every single episode.

[Cody]

Men of Honor. But not too much honor. Unless you're coming. Honor.

[Brandon]

That's it.

[Cody]

Yeah. Men of O N H E R. Kate is a basketball coach. Girls. But yeah. Oh, yeah. Well.

[Brandon]

Wow.

[Unknown2]

Wow.

[Cody]

You know how to girl that guy.

[Read]

Dude.

[Cody]

Wow.

[Brandon]

Wow.

[Cody]

I'm gonna show my. I'm show my daughter that clip tomorrow morning. I mean, he's right. No one gives a About women's basketball.

[Nick]

Aggressive.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

But girls coaching women is. How is that any different?

[Cody]

It's not. It's coaching.

[Unknown2]

Coaching anyone?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

Is the same amount of what Difficulty?

[Titus]

Right?

[Cody]

Yeah, I would think so.

[Brandon]

Getting a bunch of women to listen to you.

[Nick]

Are the male coaches in the locker room when they're like, after the game?

[Brandon]

I think we were talking about that

[Cody]

when we were hanging out in the. In our hotel room.

[Brandon]

It's got to be an assistant that says all Right. All clear.

[Cody]

Titty checker.

[Brandon]

Yeah, there's a titty checker.

[Cody]

There's someone who comes out, says, hey, I just checked. All titties are covered. Go on in, Gino. It's got to be, right?

[Nick]

It has to be a titty checker.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Cody]

He can't have his office, like, right next to the. The locker room. He's got to just stand in the hallway and wait. Like, I'm just waiting for my titty check.

[Danny]

The assistant titty checker.

[Brandon]

Yeah, she does.

[Cody]

She sweeps the grounds. Quick check. Yep. Good to go.

[Nick]

All clear.

[Cody]

Yeah, no titties.

[Titus]

Women don't really shower after a sporting event.

[Cody]

My experience, period.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Titus]

My experience, hanging around women's locker rooms. They don't take as many showers as you might think.

[Cody]

But women don't shower, period. Yeah. Wait, how many times do you shower a week?

[Unknown2]

From my vantage.

[Read]

My.

[Titus]

From where I'm standing outside of the women's locker room, I guess it takes

[Nick]

for a long time for their hair to get dry.

[Cody]

Yeah, they don't shower.

[Danny]

Oh, you wear a hair net.

[Cody]

Do you shower every day?

[Danny]

I go to the gym twice a week, and I do shower after.

[Cody]

Okay, so two.

[Danny]

That's twice a week.

[Titus]

You shower at the gym?

[Danny]

No, I go home.

[Titus]

That's what I mean. So, like. But other days, so the locker room, like, the men. If a man is coaching, like, a women's basketball team, I don't think the women are, like, after the game, walking around with their tits out. Like, I think they all, like, just change and go home and shower.

[Unknown2]

Wait, the dude, the male coach, goes into the locker room.

[Cody]

He'd have to imagine. Also, women don't really sweat. They glaze, Glisten, Glaze and glisten.

[Unknown2]

I feel like there's, like, an etiquette. There's a window where he's like, all right, I'm leaving.

[Cody]

Yeah, yeah.

[Unknown2]

He needs to get everyone's attention.

[Danny]

Actually, probably not that big a deal at all, but that is a lot of nipples.

[Kate]

So you only shower twice a week? You only shower twice a week?

[Danny]

I only wash my hair once or twice a week.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Women don't shower.

[Titus]

Did you shower when you played rugby? Like, in the locker room afterwards? So really towel whipping each other and

[Danny]

we didn't have a locker room. We were a club team. Field hockey. We went back to our dorms.

[Nick]

What's the female equivalent of hiding your penis between your legs and showing the boys?

[Danny]

Ducking your flaps, I guess.

[Read]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Putting your tits, like, under your armpits.

[Cody]

Yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

Tucking Them under.

[Brandon]

I'm a dude.

[Nick]

I'm a boy.

[Danny]

Yeah. In the military. Just one big open shower in for

[Brandon]

the women and boot camp.

[Danny]

Yeah. It was like those. Those big pillars that had like the eight, like cow utters things coming out of them.

[Nick]

Was that your first time, like publicly showering or showering with other people?

[Danny]

No, I went to the Y as a kid.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Danny]

Just.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Danny]

A lot of older lady nude bodies around.

[Unknown2]

Yeah. I remember being 10 years old at the YMCA.

[Nick]

Yeah. Naked in the locker room.

[Danny]

Naked.

[Unknown2]

There's no limitations on where I could go and what I could see.

[Nick]

Yeah. Saw a lot.

[Danny]

I feel like that's good to see a wide array of bodies in your.

[Nick]

As a boy.

[Danny]

No, because then you grow up and you're like. You see all this stuff, all these perfect people, and you're like people you

[Unknown2]

think it's healthy to see. Like your dad's friends, third graders, racquetball at each other and you go into the locker room.

[Danny]

I think it was good for me to see naked old ladies.

[Nick]

No, it helped me when I was 8, seeing my dad's best friend Tom's.

[Unknown2]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Soapy.

[Unknown2]

And they would be Phil's car.

[Cody]

Oh, yeah. And they'd be weird about it too. They would, like, get naked and like, sit in a leather chair for 30 minutes, watch PTI.

[Nick]

Why is there leather chairs in locker room?

[Cody]

Yeah. Doing Put on some clothes.

[Unknown2]

Yeah. I've been observing it more and more. Theory stands. These guys are born creeps waiting for the age where it's acceptable.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

Because they're not. It's not for convenience sake. These guys will be like, holding their towel so you. To the side at the gym you

[Cody]

go to like, you just.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Cody]

This is interesting because I've always assumed that I'll like, eventually get there.

[Unknown2]

I don't think.

[Cody]

I think you just have it or you don't.

[Unknown2]

You're innately like. What is it, an exhibitionist.

[Cody]

Yeah. I thought it was like something like clicks in your brain at 60 and you're like, you. Now's the time I got to walk around the locker room fully nude. But you're saying that's not going to happen.

[Unknown2]

I don't think. Because it's not like every old guy.

[Cody]

Yeah, true.

[Unknown2]

And that makes sense. Like, you can easily just hold the. The towel over your.

[Cody]

Are we losing it, though? Or there's other young guy exhibitionists that will. There are old guy.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

But they always have like. Like that high value.

[Cody]

Yeah, true.

[Danny]

I think there's like, there's like bath houses Here where you have to be naked and it's like obviously like just the women's side or just the men's side wherever. And like, I don't think I would care at this point. Like, I think like at this point if, if some photos leaked, I'd be like, have a look.

[Nick]

I don't know.

[Danny]

Like, I think you're either like a nude or you're not.

[Cody]

Yeah. But it is the kb. You're right. I think it's the. If I had a. If I had a massive. I think I would, I'd be a nud. Like I would walk from the shower to. To the locker with nothing.

[Nick]

I. I wouldn't flaunt it like that. But I would like get myself into predicaments where you would just see my car.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Read]

Oh.

[Cody]

Instead I'm like the guy in the. The shower with his bathing suit on. And then I, I wrap the towel and take the bathing suit off. Just never let anyone see it.

[Nick]

It's humiliating. Getting the bar of soap and just like putting it inside of my compression shorts, then moving it.

[Danny]

Kyle, are all the guys you see like big? Is that.

[Unknown2]

No, it's. It's mostly like, like elderly men. I'd say 65 plus and with like terrible looking packages.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Cody]

But I feel like they have so like they either have a big or big balls because I've all seen that in the locker room where it's like guy has a small but he's got huge ass balls and he flaunts that.

[Danny]

Are they looking at you?

[Unknown2]

Yeah, they'll look at you to make sure that you're looking at their. I see in their eyes. Yeah, no, every. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Titus]

So you think they've had this in them the whole time. But then, but then like why, if that's the case, why aren't there like 30 year olds that are doing that really?

[Nick]

I think it just becomes socially acceptable at an age.

[Titus]

Okay. So they want. So like there are people that are like showing restraint. There are people that are like 40 right now that are going to the gym. They badly want to. To pull their out.

[Cody]

Right.

[Titus]

They just don't. Yeah, there's like some sort of mental.

[Unknown2]

I get if it was like for convenience sake, like as an older man, like you don't want to have to let me wrap this around. But not doing that. They're going out of their way to show the show.

[Read]

Okay.

[Titus]

You are right about that.

[Brandon]

Huh.

[Unknown2]

But I'm on the other end of the spectrum. I like contort my body to get inside the Locker and then, like, keep my shirt on first and then rip down my pants real quick and then.

[Nick]

But the faster you try to go, the worse. I always fumble, and it's just like.

[Cody]

It's just.

[Nick]

You'll see it. You have to go slow.

[Unknown2]

Right. Your underwear gets stuck.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Titus]

I could be talked into the nude beach lifestyle.

[Nick]

Oh, I don't know.

[Cody]

I don't think so.

[Titus]

I don't. I don't. I could be talked into it.

[Danny]

I did that once in Brooklyn.

[Unknown2]

Yeah.

[Danny]

You nude beached at the Rockaways. They have a nude beach there. Ran the whole way down to the ocean, holding my titties. I thought I was gonna be cool and I couldn't. But it felt very freeing once you get in the ocean.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Very nice.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Nick]

But, like, nobody there is. It's probably just. They're not looking at it right.

[Danny]

Nobody gave a. Yeah. And there was people letting loose who were, like, way crazy. Not crazier looking than me. Yeah, but just, like, people are comfortable, and that's great. Same with where they play Torrey Pines. That's all. Right. Down at the bottom of that cliff where you see the hang gliders. Nude.

[Cody]

Really?

[Danny]

Really.

[Cody]

Well, you got.

[Stephen]

I've been to a nude beef once. Pretty disappointing as far as.

[Cody]

Were you nude?

[Stephen]

Thinking I was. I was on the. It was like a. A place where you can go into it. But I went up top and took a. Looks like.

[Unknown2]

Is this for me?

[Brandon]

Went to the observatory.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

It was like.

[Danny]

Am I right? It's almost all olds.

[Cody]

It's mostly.

[Stephen]

You think it's going to be, like, all these very attractive.

[Cody]

It's the.

[Titus]

But I don't. I don't think it's sexual. I think that's the. The point is that it's like you're. You're trying to be one with nature almost.

[Read]

Right.

[Cody]

You get a really sick tan.

[Titus]

You're. Yeah. You get a sick tan. You get the.

[Nick]

Yeah. I don't think I've ever been naked outside.

[Titus]

I just noticed. When I go to the beach, I'll hike the shorts. You're getting some sun. You hike the shore. Maybe I should sun my taint. Maybe I should try that. I am going to the beach next week.

[Nick]

I bet your chef does that.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Oh, for sure.

[Cody]

Oh, no, he definitely.

[Titus]

He probably does it.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Cody]

See you, Bobon. Thank you again. He's so big.

[Brandon]

Which one is he?

[Danny]

I hate that I laughed at that. That got me right away. Brandon.

[Cody]

I wish we had the court today. It would have been fun to watch him. He said he's in for Pros vs Joe's next year.

[Nick]

Can he be a juggernaut?

[Brandon]

Can look at him.

[Cody]

Imagine if we brought him to the Juggernauts? That'd be so sick.

[Brandon]

Gotta charge him for whatever he's taken, by the way.

[Cody]

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[Titus]

What's this?

[Cody]

Wait, whoa, whoa. What is that? Read it.

[Brandon]

Brandon. I don't know if I'm allowed to say who and if this is out of pocket, but I just ran into one of the tallest motherfuckers on the planet in the office and I could literally walk with my hands up in the air between his legs and not touch his dick. Pause. He's so tall.

[Cody]

Who could that have been?

[Nick]

So was that your first thought?

[Cody]

Jarring? Coming around the corner at 4 foot 5? Trust me. Did you tell very Jar. Like, I could walk. Yeah. I was like, holy, you're big.

[Nick]

I could have never touched your car.

[Cody]

I didn't want to get to. I don't want to say that to him because I feel like people take the piss out of him a lot. So I was like. I was just like, dude, you're tall.

[Unknown2]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I didn't know he was here, and I went to grab a putter from the golf room and he was in there. And it was kind of start. Was like, whoa. Holy. Yeah, there he is. And I said right away, I said, I bet you need a taller putter than me. And then I hated myself because all people do is say like, wow, something, something, you're tall. And I wish I had a thought of like a better.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

But he's like professionally tall now.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Cody]

He hoops.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Cody]

It would suck if he was tall and didn't hoop.

[Titus]

That would suck.

[Brandon]

That gets annoying. Yeah.

[Titus]

Do you play basketball? And you.

[Cody]

Yeah. Where'd you play?

[Titus]

No, I didn't. I don't play.

[Cody]

I'm just really tall.

[Titus]

Nick, are you gonna ever confront Connor Griffin for trying to steal your identity?

[Nick]

When. When does it stop?

[Titus]

Because he just. When you think that he's. He doesn't have another thing up his sleeve. He. He's wearing the Pirates continuing to. Yeah.

[Danny]

Why is he doing that?

[Nick]

I tweeted Lucas called him out for being a Pirates fan. And I tweeted back. I said there's plenty of room for over enunciating Titus, co hosting, glasses wearing, red bearded, mini golf commentating Pirate fans in the office that have a short cohort who goes by their first and last initial. So it's fine. It's fun.

[Titus]

Yeah. It's crazy.

[Cody]

He's stealing your idea.

[Brandon]

But there's.

[Titus]

I mean, he's trying to look like.

[Brandon]

But Connor Griffin could have gotten drafted to any team, though.

[Nick]

Yeah, you're right.

[Brandon]

And he happened to get drafted to the Pirates. No.

[Nick]

And he loves Angel. Reese and I. I didn't have a popular African American athlete that I was a big fan of for a long time as well.

[Titus]

Oh, it's got you. Interesting.

[Nick]

No, it's fine.

[Brandon]

It's fine.

[Nick]

I just don't know where it ends.

[Brandon]

It's fine.

[Cody]

And he's a nerd. He's.

[Nick]

And he's a dork. That's our one difference, right?

[Cody]

Yeah. You're a man's man. He's a dork. Is he allergic to anything?

[Danny]

Oh, he's gotta be. He has to see that boy.

[Titus]

No way.

[Brandon]

Connor Griffin's not allergic to something.

[Cody]

He probably gets bodied by pollen every spring.

[Unknown2]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I mean, he's not allergic, but he can't eat chicken wings, right? Because his broken teeth.

[Cody]

Oh, yeah, he can. He's just a.

[Nick]

He's not lactose, is he? Because that would be the biggest curse for him.

[Titus]

Oh, yeah, baby.

[Cody]

Oh, my God.

[Titus]

We did realize Connor was born very late in the 1990s. He was born November 1999.

[Brandon]

December.

[Titus]

December.

[Kate]

Wow.

[Titus]

So his memory of the 90s is just sucking his mom's titties.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah.

[Cody]

He had a hell of a night.

[Nick]

He misses the 90s.

[Cody]

So sick.

[Titus]

Brandon and I. Brandon and I are of the age where we long for the 90s.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

A lot of people that lived, and then we realized, like, Connor probably misses the 90s more than anybody.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Did he have the best 90s?

[Titus]

The best night?

[Cody]

Yeah, he just got his. Yeah, his. His diaper clean.

[Nick]

It's the Bulls and Connors.

[Unknown2]

What a run.

[Titus]

Oh, my God, his pants.

[Cody]

Incredible.

[Nick]

There was a titty in his mouth for, like, probably 25 of the night.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Titus]

December of 99, he was born. Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's all he did in the 90s. That's all he did.

[Cody]

It's like. Yeah, the.

[Brandon]

The.

[Cody]

Him and Dennis Rodman, like, the.

[Nick]

That was the two. Two.

[Cody]

Got the most chicks in the night, sucked the most titties in the 90s.

[Nick]

Percentage wise, he has Dennis Rodman beat.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Nick]

What a finder.

[Cody]

Perfect. That is perfect. Oh, man.

[Nick]

Connor can have my identity, though. I'm pivoting.

[Brandon]

To what?

[Nick]

I'm not sure yet. Okay, I'll take any suggestions.

[Titus]

You ever gonna mess with the facial hair? You think, Nick, be a mustache guy.

[Cody]

It would be a good mustache.

[Nick]

No, it doesn't look good. I try to do it after Europe.

[Titus]

Goatee.

[Nick]

Maybe a goatee I would kind of like. We did.

[Cody]

Oh, we did goatee week back in the day. Yeah, we should run it back, put it on the wheel.

[Nick]

I like to go.

[Cody]

I like goatee week on the wheel. Would be sick.

[Nick]

That also just turned into cigarette week.

[Cody]

Yeah, we were just kind of.

[Nick]

When you have a goatee, you just

[Brandon]

had a lot of weeks.

[Cody]

We were cool with the goatee week.

[Nick]

Newspaper week, except Colby got in trouble for that. Do you remember that?

[Cody]

No.

[Nick]

His. His nose cast a weird shadow on his.

[Cody]

Oh, that's right.

[Nick]

Just looked like Hitler.

[Cody]

Hitler. He looked like Hitler.

[Danny]

Oh, my God.

[Cody]

God.

[Nick]

Oh, that was a good time.

[Cody]

That is Hitler.

[Titus]

Oh, yeah. Nick, you look good.

[Nick]

I didn't mind it.

[Danny]

Nick, you look like I think we

[Cody]

got to do goatee week again. KB, your goatee was sick. You dyed it right?

[Unknown2]

It black.

[Nick]

I was going to say that was dark.

[Cody]

Can. Is everyone down for go week? We got it on the wheel.

[Titus]

Easy.

[Nick]

The masters with a goatee.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I can't. Whatever. Put it on the wheel. It's fine.

[Cody]

Goatees are sick.

[Brandon]

Goatee wasn't the worst. We.

[Nick]

They are sick.

[Cody]

Yeah, yeah.

[Nick]

It wasn't the worst weekend. What was the worst week?

[Brandon]

No, I'm just saying that's a way to say it was a decent week. Just wasn't the worst week.

[Nick]

But that was when we were on Serious. Yeah, that's bad.

[Cody]

Oh, no.

[Unknown2]

Oh, my God.

[Cody]

You look like a turtle.

[Read]

I look like.

[Cody]

You look like a Milwaukee turtle.

[Nick]

I look like Franklin. Yeah, that's not great.

[Cody]

I think you look cute.

[Danny]

Yeah, that's like. It's giving like Alvin and the Chipmunks.

[Nick]

That's exactly what I want. That's exactly what I want.

[Cody]

Totally non threatening, dude.

[Nick]

I love look like Simon and I. I've gotten that

[Unknown2]

damn Simon.

[Nick]

And then when I have shorter hair, black people think I'm Seth Ro every time.

[Danny]

Who?

[Nick]

Black people think I'm Seth Rogan.

[Danny]

Oh, Seth Rogan.

[Nick]

Yeah, Exclusively.

[Reed]

Okay.

[Nick]

It happened. We went out to dinner and I saw a nice couple looking over at me, and I was like, there's no way. They're barstool fans. And on the way out, I knew it was coming and they stopped me and they were like, are you related to Seth Rogen? This was last week.

[Unknown2]

And it wasn't just that, like, they were loving him. Just the fact that he resembled Seth Rogen.

[Nick]

Yeah, it was sick.

[Danny]

Hell, yeah. That's good.

[Nick]

Happens a lot.

[Danny]

He's pretty. Doing pretty well.

[Cody]

I think he's, like, way too into weed.

[Nick]

Yeah, he does, like, the. The house plant stuff.

[Unknown2]

He makes his own pottery.

[Cody]

You see that clip? Was that a real clip of him at his live show? Tj, you find it. He, like, had like a giant bong

[Unknown2]

that he see this a lot.

[Cody]

And it was like, dude, you're way too into weed. Like, way, way into.

[Nick]

What's he been up to other than weed and politics?

[Unknown1]

He has, like, a company that does, like, weed accessories.

[Nick]

Houseplants, I think is what it's called.

[Unknown1]

Yeah, like luxury smoking items.

[Cody]

Can you find that clip I'm talking about?

[Titus]

It's like the most specific pottery ever. It's not like I think he makes. It's like if your joint is half smoked and you want to put it

[Unknown2]

on its side, Divot on the side.

[Titus]

This is the pottery.

[Cody]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Titus]

It makes hyper specific weed pottery.

[Kate]

What age do you put the bong down?

[Cody]

I feel like early. I think that's college.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Same bongs. Will you up, man?

[Kate]

It's not even fun.

[Cody]

I just remember every time I hit a bong, I was like. Like that. I'm too high.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Right away. Yeah. Look at this. This is insane.

[Nick]

Oh, you weren't kidding.

[Cody]

No, this is too into weed.

[Nick]

It kind of is like a. A horseshoe theory. It's cool again.

[Danny]

Yeah, yeah.

[Unknown2]

It's also like, I would go to this event.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

TJ's right.

[Cody]

Like, you get it. You're the weed guy.

[Kate]

Like him.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Him and Wiz Clef got it.

[Nick]

Where'd he go?

[Cody]

That's just so much weed.

[Titus]

That's a lot of weed.

[Nick]

What was this for? Like a weed Olympics?

[Unknown1]

He was doing a show at the Hollywood Bowl.

[Nick]

Oh, okay.

[Cody]

You gotta start it with the weed.

[Titus]

Hollywood Bowl.

[Cody]

Yeah. But then why do you do a bong?

[Titus]

That is weird.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Unknown1]

So Seth smokes the bowl show at the Hollywood.

[Brandon]

We get it.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

I kind of like Seth Rogen, but he has one of the worst laughs.

[Nick]

That's what people love about him.

[Unknown2]

Right on it.

[Stephen]

Is that right?

[Kate]

That's right.

[Cody]

Doesn't he have like a very weed laugh where it's like, yeah, I can't do it.

[Nick]

I thought it was pretty good.

[Danny]

Everybody go around a circle. Do your Seth Rogen.

[Cody]

Buddha. Ben had a great laugh like that where it's like. Like when they're laughing, like, weed is coming up.

[Kate]

Yeah, same with, like, Wiz Khalifa. It's one of those.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Kate]

That was more spongebob.

[Cody]

Okay. What is this?

[Unknown1]

This is Seth Rogen's company.

[Danny]

Oh, new in gloopy.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Unknown1]

All their is gloopy.

[Cody]

What is gloopy?

[Unknown1]

It's just like, it's got like these splotches all over it.

[Cody]

That's it.

[Read]

Yep.

[Kate]

He's still doing well, though. He won a bunch of awards for the studio.

[Nick]

I forgot about the studio.

[Cody]

Yeah. Ashtray cup.

[Unknown1]

Yeah. So it's like you could put your joints on it while you're still smoking it.

[Cody]

Okay.

[Brandon]

The ashtray business kind of has to have cratered.

[Kate]

Oh, I kind of do respect the double down. Like him and guys like Snoop and Whiz were really into it when it was illegal.

[Cody]

Right.

[Kate]

And now it's like, all right, at least you're not just giving it up.

[Unknown2]

Yeah.

[Nick]

That standing ashtray is cool looking.

[Cody]

Oh, that actually is.

[Danny]

Yeah. It's cool.

[Cody]

300 bucks.

[Brandon]

Cool. Which one of these are you going to buy later, Nick?

[Nick]

Probably a couple things.

[Unknown1]

Gotta pre order the chair.

[Danny]

What does it say on the.

[Cody]

What's the stash table?

[Brandon]

What's the stash table?

[Nick]

So you could hide your weed.

[Brandon]

Why would you have to hide it at this point?

[Kate]

Yeah, true.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Or like the stash cans out of business.

[Brandon]

That's an ugly table.

[Nick]

Wait, what?

[Titus]

How do you stash.

[Cody]

Where do you stash?

[Kate]

I'm imagining that like pulls up the surface.

[Brandon]

They're not even hidden that well.

[Cody]

Wait, tell me how it works.

[Nick]

I look at that table and I think that's a table that opens 495 video. Looks like a stool.

[Cody]

Nope. How do they not show us?

[Unknown1]

So you gotta buy it to find out the.

[Brandon]

The art of hide something hidden in a table is you look at the table like oh wow, that's just a table table.

[Unknown1]

Oh, there you go.

[Cody]

Oh wow.

[Brandon]

That's exactly where I thought it would be.

[Nick]

That was the first place I'd look.

[Cody]

That's my weed table.

[Danny]

I kind of like the gloopy rug.

[Cody]

Yeah. I don't know,

[Danny]

it's kind of fun.

[Cody]

But that's one of those ones. Like go back to that. Do you like the gloopy rug or go back one more or is that just a really sick house?

[Danny]

You're right.

[Cody]

You know what I mean, Danny, would

[Nick]

that look cool in your apartment?

[Danny]

In my house?

[Brandon]

Is that couch built in?

[Nick]

I think it might.

[Cody]

It's like someone wearing like. Like when like models wear like a regular T shirt and you're like, wow, that's a nice. Well, yeah, it's a guy who's got a sixpack.

[Nick]

That would look good on me.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Danny]

How does that rug look with Bob's furniture?

[Cody]

Like all these pictures are like, yeah, that's cool. But it's also because you're in an awesome house in Hollywood. Yeah.

[Kate]

You need like a designated smoke room.

[Cody]

Yeah. Put that, put that rug in like a. In like a shitty one bedroom apartment. And then I'll judge it. Let's buy that rug for Deutsch. You know, and it's just like, okay,

[Unknown1]

that rug under like under Cody's ergonomic bed.

[Cody]

Right. Is it as cool? I don't know.

[Unknown1]

Cody's in hell right now.

[Cody]

Why?

[Nick]

How many waffles is he at?

[Cody]

Oh, is he still going 18.

[Nick]

18.

[Cody]

Is he streaming somewhere?

[Brandon]

There's not half.

[Titus]

How many people are watching. Oh my God.

[Danny]

I heard he plateau 51 people watching.

[Nick]

Oh man, I love that he's committed, though.

[Titus]

Well, we got to get those.

[Nick]

Oh, he looks miserable.

[Unknown1]

He slowed down.

[Cody]

Yeah, we got to get the magic down.

[Titus]

We got to get it under 30.

[Unknown1]

Stop watching.

[Titus]

Gotta get it under 30.

[Nick]

Actually. Just keep it up here and watch it on the yak stream.

[Unknown2]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And how many does he have to do?

[Reed]

40.

[Unknown1]

So he's almost halfway there.

[Danny]

And why is he doing this?

[Unknown1]

Is he picked the wrong team?

[Brandon]

Mostly sports competition. If your team. If you pick a team and they win the national title, you gotta eat 40 waffles.

[Nick]

He looks like he's in pain.

[Cody]

Who had Yukon?

[Unknown1]

Nobody.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, they were in the.

[Unknown1]

We each picked a team from the Week 6 AP poll which always has the winner on it.

[Cody]

Got it. Michigan was really good all season.

[Brandon]

Yeah, they were really good.

[Cody]

That was a.

[Brandon]

They were the best team.

[Cody]

That was a dumb.

[Unknown2]

Props to them. Yeah,

[Titus]

yeah, yeah.

[Cody]

It is just. It's good for Dave.

[Brandon]

Oh, it wasn't good for Dave.

[Cody]

Well, your.

[Brandon]

Your future. What did you say that. What was a dumb pick?

[Cody]

Cody picking really good.

[Brandon]

I thought you meant your future like week six. You almost had an incredible future.

[Titus]

Yeah, that would have been incredible if you picked Michigan plus 1400. Nov 9 at 12:17pm oh, yeah.

[Cody]

How much did you win?

[Titus]

I want a good amount of money. Yeah, I mean, I don't. I don't. I don't throw a ton of money at.

[Cody]

But still. 14 to 1.

[Titus]

But I had 14. 1.

[Brandon]

How's your. Your national league or your baseball future doing?

[Titus]

I have still a cash out for 18 cents, so I think. I think they're.

[Nick]

How much did you bet?

[Titus]

20 cents.

[Cody]

Who's the Rockies?

[Titus]

It's Rockies Nationals Angels to win their divisions.

[Brandon]

20 cents to win $249,000.

[Titus]

Yes, that's right. But I'm hot because I got the Michigan future. So. Yeah, those are the two bets that I placed in the left. Yeah.

[Nick]

I mean, if it hits.

[Titus]

If it hits. That'd be crazy. I did. I had one college basketball vet this year, and it was Michigan with it.

[Cody]

Pretty good one. And.

[Titus]

Oh, I'm a sniper.

[Cody]

It's huge.

[Titus]

If 20 cents is my unit, then I'm. I'm up.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah, I'm up a ton of units. I'll say right now.

[Cody]

Start charging.

[Brandon]

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[Nick]

That was a tough one.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that was a hard first. First run through, but I. Stephen, I think that was fairly professional.

[Nick]

Landed the plane.

[Stephen]

Great job. Excellent.

[Brandon]

Thank you very much.

[Stephen]

Do you like that?

[Brandon]

I'm printing them out now, yes. Printing what out? The ads?

[Stephen]

Yeah, just on separate sheets as opposed to just putting them on the prep sheet.

[Brandon]

It doesn't matter. I mean. Yeah, yeah, this is good. This is good.

[Stephen]

More accurate.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He wants credit for doing his job again. You know how he is. He was like, your job. He was like, isn't it great how I print out these ads for you?

[Stephen]

I said, do you like it?

[Brandon]

All right, so shut up.

[Cody]

Dude, seriously.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I'm tired of this.

[Cody]

What do you got for us, Steven? You got anything? Yes, always.

[Nick]

Cody looks like he's in hell. I feel a little bad. Yeah, not even halfway, Titus. I mean, is there anything you can do?

[Titus]

He. No. Unfortunately, no.

[Kate]

Can people eat the waffles for him?

[Titus]

Well, here's the thing, and I told him this. No one cares, so just don't do it.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Or just say, like, this is the

[Titus]

only thing that makes this interesting, is how uninteresting it is. The fact that, like, if we can get the viewers down to, like, under 10, then we actually have something interesting. If a man is eating 40 waffles for, like, six people that are watching, that's kind of interesting. Yeah. Yeah, but it's. It's the most boring content, mostly sports or all of barstools ever put out.

[Nick]

Big Cat, should you invite him to dinner after this?

[Titus]

Oh, that's pretty fun.

[Cody]

Yeah, I'll text him right now.

[Titus]

That's fine.

[Nick]

Just like, hey, man, don't panic. You've been doing really good. Do you want to grab dinner tonight?

[Titus]

He is going through it, though.

[Unknown2]

He's gonna eat 40.

[Titus]

He's like a soul. That's the way I describe him is he's a soulless husk of a man right now. Talk to him. Yeah, there's just nothing on. Behind. Behind those eyes. The light is not on at all.

[Nick]

He's been tearing me up recently. Every time I talk to him, his dog's costing him a thousand dollars. He's got a wedding to plan for.

[Brandon]

He's.

[Unknown2]

Yeah, he's.

[Nick]

His dog trainer is 98 an hour.

[Titus]

That's insane.

[Cody]

Just train your own dog.

[Nick]

It's a Northwestern expert.

[Titus]

He was.

[Read]

How many beers deep were you?

[Titus]

He was code switching at an elite level in Indianapolis.

[Nick]

Hell, yeah.

[Titus]

You know, he loves to do it, but, like, he was. I've never seen anything like it out of him. It was the best he's ever done.

[Unknown2]

At least not subtle.

[Cody]

Wait, wait, here we go.

[Unknown2]

He just does this.

[Reed]

That's way better.

[Cody]

You're gonna be flammable as hell.

[Nick]

Flammable? Came in here, he walks out on that one, salted, insulted us and left.

[Unknown2]

Whatever.

[Reed]

Dude, have you been running outside or anything?

[Nick]

I would love to go outside right now.

[Kate]

I'm.

[Cody]

My skin's crawling. So terrible.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

I feel sweaty, but also cold.

[Nick]

Yeah, I feel clammy.

[Cody]

I feel. Feel gross.

[Nick]

What's the most beers you've chugged in one question? Why is he doing Q A?

[Cody]

Wait, let's see if he looks at this 50 something. No, he's not.

[Titus]

All right.

[Nick]

He's committed.

[Cody]

6:00am yeah.

[Reed]

Keep it going until midnight. That's a lot of time.

[Nick]

You're a special specimen.

[Titus]

All right, yours.

[Brandon]

Whoa.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Is that a waffle?

[Nick]

Yeah, it was way too crisp for a while.

[Unknown1]

He may be overcompensating because his first, like, 12 are basically raw.

[Unknown2]

Big Cat texted me.

[Nick]

Oh, the chat ruin it?

[Cody]

That can't Be real.

[Titus]

What do you say?

[Reed]

Big Cat texted you.

[Cody]

He just said, yeah, I'm in.

[Nick]

Me, Nick and Kyle need it.

[Cody]

Oh, I don't.

[Unknown2]

Well, last time I read a text on stream, he said he was gonna

[Nick]

kill me, so I'm not gonna do that.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Wait. Not gonna do it again.

[Reed]

But they need you.

[Nick]

I think that.

[Cody]

I don't think they need me.

[Danny]

I think they want me.

[Titus]

Me.

[Cody]

Yeah, if they want you down there,

[Reed]

you should probably go down there.

[Nick]

A.

[Brandon]

Okay, you.

[Reed]

You ended up reading it.

[Titus]

No, I didn't.

[Cody]

No, I didn't. I said, if you read this on stream, I'll kill you. Even one word of it?

[Nick]

No, they don't give a. Oh, come on, Cody. I could be on the phone with

[Unknown2]

the president and they wouldn't give a.

[Nick]

He's getting real down. What are these waffles? Do it to him, man.

[Cody]

Did anyone. By the way, did anyone talk to Reed today?

[Unknown2]

Oh, no, I'm not gonna.

[Danny]

Oh, has he heard from the lady friend?

[Nick]

Here's what he told me.

[Brandon]

Wait, wait.

[Cody]

Let's get him in here. If he.

[Read]

If he.

[Cody]

If he has an up update.

[Brandon]

Sure.

[Nick]

It was some.

[Cody]

Yeah, read.

[Nick]

He. I was like, there was no way she saw Read. And then he. He dropped a nugget that shocked me.

[Cody]

Okay, wait, I want to hear this.

[Danny]

Shocked you?

[Cody]

Where is he?

[Brandon]

Upstairs.

[Cody]

Where does he go?

[Brandon]

Up there.

[Nick]

He's like. You know, the booths with, like, the.

[Cody]

Where does he.

[Nick]

Under the Kenny Picket jersey.

[Cody]

The sign.

[Nick]

Kenny Picket.

[Cody]

Oh, he's there.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Interesting.

[Nick]

He's the only person I think ever sits there.

[Danny]

Oh, I only ever see him in the cave from time to time.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Cody]

By the way, Mincy's in trouble.

[Brandon]

For what?

[Unknown2]

Why, it is.

[Cody]

I'll send it to you. Teacher.

[Unknown2]

Of course he's in trouble.

[Nick]

Yeah, of course. Like actual trouble.

[Cody]

No, he just might be gay.

[Unknown2]

That would be something.

[Nick]

That would be something.

[Cody]

I sent it to tj. He's someone. Some dude on Twitter said the things that are gay. Not gay in 2026. And Mincy's got a couple.

[Brandon]

What?

[Unknown2]

These are, like, personality traits or interests?

[Cody]

Gay, not gay. Summer 26. Daily Hobbies Edition. Weed, energy drinks. These are the gay things. Sleeping past 8am That's a knock on Mincy. Zins nicotine. That's a knock on Mincy. NBA. Instagram. Pretending widespread panic is good.

[Nick]

Oh, boy. Yeah, not gay.

[Cody]

A job.

[Nick]

40 hours a week, minimum.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Unknown1]

That's Big Cat coffee. That's Big Cat.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Oh, my God.

[Cody]

Family.

[Reed]

Me.

[Cody]

NHL. Mlb. Oh, dude, I'm straight as

[Titus]

water.

[Read]

Grilling bodies of water.

[Unknown2]

Bodies of water are gay.

[Cody]

You think so?

[Unknown2]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Well, he said they're not.

[Cody]

Which ones?

[Nick]

How are crashing waves gay?

[Unknown2]

Rivers aren't gay.

[Cody]

Yeah, I think. Oh. I think rivers are the only thing that's gay.

[Kate]

Ponds.

[Nick]

Ponds.

[Brandon]

Is Lake Michigan gay?

[Nick]

No.

[Cody]

Oh, that's a great light.

[Unknown2]

Guys are always emerging from water in their grinder picks.

[Cody]

How would you know that to a boat, Kyle, how would you know that?

[Unknown2]

They're going up the boat ladder.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

Wet hair.

[Cody]

You see that often.

[Nick]

Beads of water.

[Brandon]

Reed.

[Cody]

What happened?

[Nick]

There's no way she saw.

[Read]

I didn't, like. I didn't text her at all.

[Cody]

So you have no idea.

[Read]

So I have no idea. And I, like, don't. I don't want to text.

[Nick]

What did you tell me today at the lunch line?

[Read]

She follows the yak on Instagram.

[Cody]

Oh, no.

[Read]

So there was already a graphic out, like, how to get out of the friend zone. And then.

[Danny]

Oh, there was the gas.

[Nick]

Gaslight one probably is not a good look.

[Read]

No, but that's a good. That's some, like, great advice from Chef Donnie, though, honestly.

[Cody]

Gaslighter.

[Read]

Yeah. Yeah, He's a cool ass dude. He is Chef Dime's.

[Cody]

You could try gaslighting her. Yeah, Yeah.

[Read]

I like Chef Donnie a lot. He's cool. So he's a chiller.

[Cody]

Oh, is he?

[Read]

Yeah, for sure.

[Cody]

So are you gonna text this girl?

[Read]

I don't know. Do you think so?

[Cody]

Yeah, just like. Did you see the.

[Read]

Yeah, no, no, dude, she already. She probably already saw it and now.

[Cody]

Yeah, but just confirm it.

[Unknown1]

All right.

[Nick]

What about she follows the act on Instagram?

[Read]

Yeah.

[Nick]

What about we put out a graph?

[Read]

Oh, no.

[Nick]

Asking her out.

[Titus]

Yeah, Just speak to her.

[Read]

Yeah, Speak to her through Instagram.

[Cody]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

With the yak behind you.

[Read]

With the. Yeah, I like that. Brandon with the yak behind me.

[Brandon]

You're welcome.

[Read]

I like that.

[Danny]

What if I'm joining the gaslighting team here? What if we go a different route?

[Nick]

Like.

[Read]

Yeah, I get so many, like.

[Danny]

Right? What if we.

[Read]

Yeah. Why? Dude, this dude is audible.

[Danny]

What if we do a post where a bunch of hot women are, like, pining after him and he's like,

[Cody]

what if we do like, the. The Wilt Chamberlain stat post and it's like, like, read last month, Dick sucked 17 times. Titties sucked 48.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Or 47. Make it a little mysterious.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Read]

I mean, yeah, for sure. I like that.

[Cody]

Girls bang ranked 300.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Read]

That's just not true.

[Unknown2]

But.

[Cody]

But, dude, that's what I'm saying.

[Read]

No, yeah, no, I. Yeah, dude, like a graphic.

[Danny]

Lady Yakker's vote read. Hottest guest of the year.

[Brandon]

Wait a second. Are we asking her out via Instagram or are we just bragging about how awesome you are with the ladies?

[Read]

I think we're gaslighting her first. Kind of getting her a little jealous, you know what I'm saying? And then she has to respond.

[Brandon]

Right, but what if she sees those numbers, she's like, oh, he's gross.

[Read]

I mean, like, that's a great question that. I don't know.

[Cody]

Oh, twigs maybe get it like a. AI of like you making out with a hot chick and be like, Reed just happened to be making out with this hot chick in the middle of the.

[Brandon]

Yeah, like behind the middle of the act.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Read]

Making out. Just sucking face.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Read]

I mean, I don't. Yeah.

[Cody]

And. But he's still single.

[Read]

Okay with that, buddies.

[Nick]

I like having the female perspective. Would that work? Do you think jealousy is the player professing love?

[Danny]

I hate to say it. Probably jealous.

[Read]

Especially for like a 23 year old bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, we gotta get on that. Toxic for sure.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Read]

Like, you know what I'm saying?

[Unknown2]

As she liked any of the. The posts about you?

[Brandon]

That's.

[Read]

I. I haven't checked.

[Nick]

Also, can you hold up your phone and maybe we'll photoshop you in like your Chase account. It has millions of dollars on the screen.

[Read]

I like that. So just hold up my phone like this.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

What's her username? Make up a fake one for our username.

[Cody]

We could do like Hank Aaron and his brother was.

[Brandon]

Brother's name Tommy.

[Cody]

Tommy. We like Big Cat and Reed's net worth.

[Read]

Oh, oh, I got money type. You know what I'm saying?

[Nick]

Richest duos at barstool.

[Read]

Reed, Bernard. Dude. Yeah, me Burners. Getting this.

[Nick]

We're ranking the richest duos at Barstools. Brandon and Titus at 2.

[Read]

Yeah, I know. This is all like super interesting though. Cuz this has never happened to me where it's like I'm on a live show like professing my love in a way.

[Titus]

Do you love her?

[Nick]

That's. This is what happened before.

[Cody]

You said she's perfect.

[Titus]

She's perfect.

[Reed]

She's perfect.

[Titus]

Like she's the one.

[Nick]

Is there potential for love?

[Read]

Strong potential for love.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

It sounds like you're.

[Read]

I think love is a strong word though, you know?

[Titus]

But you got feelings.

[Nick]

Do you lust her?

[Titus]

It's not just lust.

[Read]

I got feelings for sure. I think she's a great. Yeah, I think she's a great girl for sure. Great.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Read]

Great woman.

[Brandon]

How hot is she?

[Cody]

So hot.

[Read]

Hot as Dude. But that's not the only thing I'm looking for. Right? I'm looking for that personality. Right, right.

[Titus]

She got one of those.

[Read]

Got one of those.

[Titus]

Yeah, sure. That's really good.

[Read]

Yeah, no, it'll be interesting, though.

[Cody]

We gotta. All right, so what's the graphic?

[Unknown2]

You're in a good spot, right, with her presumably seen. I mean, this.

[Read]

Yeah, I mean, I'm probably in a bad spot. If she saw this and now she's not responding, but. But we don't know if she saw this because I didn't send it.

[Cody]

Why don't you send her a text saying, movie tonight, question mark?

[Titus]

When's the last time you talked to her?

[Read]

On Sunday.

[Cody]

Movie tonight, question mark.

[Danny]

But now I'll say, if she has seen this and you just send her movie tonight, she's gonna be like, you don't have anything else to say to me. But then if she hasn't seen this and you send it to her, that's kind of weird.

[Cody]

So you're kind of drawing a movie tonight.

[Read]

Just movie tonight, question mark. Yeah, I'm home alone, too.

[Cody]

Yeah, I know. You could do the blanket move.

[Read]

Blanket? Isn't that the play? Low key. Like that's low key. The play.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Read]

I don't know, dude. I don't know. I don't know. We'll see, though. What?

[Brandon]

Nothing.

[Nick]

Made the best joke.

[Read]

Are you making secrets?

[Brandon]

No, I'm fine. It's fine.

[Nick]

He said home alone, too. And Brandon said New York. He said Lost in New York.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Don't worry.

[Nick]

Home alone too.

[Brandon]

We're fine.

[Read]

I'm, like, trying to process it.

[Brandon]

Don't worry about it.

[Read]

I'm not.

[Brandon]

We're just home alone, too.

[Read]

Lost in New York because Home Alone's in nyc.

[Nick]

It made me laugh.

[Read]

Oh, it's called Lawson. I didn't even know that.

[Nick]

Sorry for disrupting. I had to give you your flowers on that one, big bro.

[Titus]

What movie did you watch? If you. If you say movie tonight, she's like, yes.

[Read]

Oh, What?

[Titus]

What? What are you picking?

[Nick]

You want romance?

[Danny]

What was Donnie's advice?

[Titus]

Yeah, I'll come over, we'll watch whatever.

[Danny]

Treasure.

[Titus]

Yeah, whatever. National treasure's a national treasure.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Read]

Okay, so you don't want National Treasure or what?

[Titus]

No, I don't know. Yeah, it's interesting Donnie would pick that.

[Nick]

Why?

[Read]

Why? Just because.

[Titus]

I don't know. It's just interesting.

[Brandon]

You think he thinks it's, like, a

[Read]

historical document I like National Treasure. I do National Treasure.

[Reed]

I think.

[Read]

I don't think. Is that on, like, hbo, Max, and stuff.

[Nick]

Like, it's gotta be somewhere.

[Titus]

I think National Treasure is too good. That's too good of a movie.

[Read]

It's kind of a long movie, too, in a way. It's two and a half, right?

[Nick]

Yeah, maybe. And there's no. There's no breaks. There's in the action. To French.

[Brandon]

You need a short movie so you can get right to the.

[Read]

Like.

[Cody]

Like Toy Story or something.

[Read]

Toy Story would be a play.

[Titus]

The problem with Natural Treasures, you're just gonna get locked in.

[Unknown2]

You don't want to get locked in.

[Cody]

She's gonna probably fall for Nick Cage.

[Unknown2]

Something that.

[Brandon]

She's definitely falling for Nick.

[Cody]

You don't want that.

[Unknown2]

And he's a hero in the movie.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

So you need a Hawkeye. You need, like, Fruitvale Station so she can watch Michael B. Jordan die.

[Read]

He's really hot too, though.

[Unknown2]

But then he dies and you're like, oh, I got it.

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Read]

And then, like, a guy. Like, I'm the guy that can take care of you.

[Cody]

Right?

[Read]

I'm saying, you're alive.

[Kate]

Best thing.

[Cody]

Oh, maybe we stage a break in. Oh.

[Nick]

And you stop it.

[Read]

A break in.

[Cody]

In your apartment.

[Read]

Yeah, Yeah, I like that.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Read]

Like a break in. Like, who's breaking in?

[Cody]

One of us? Ski mask.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Danny Conrad.

[Kate]

I'll break into your house.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Read]

Then I'm like, you beat the out. Yeah, I just started punching and really

[Brandon]

just beat the up.

[Nick]

She might be pretty shaken up after.

[Read]

Yeah, no, definitely not.

[Brandon]

She might be sympathetic to Danny because Danny's trying to put food on the table.

[Nick]

That's right.

[Cody]

Text or be like, what's good this week?

[Brandon]

She might fall in love with you.

[Cody]

Maybe. What's good this week?

[Read]

What's good this week?

[Brandon]

Yeah, I like Movie Tonight a little bit better.

[Cody]

All right, do movie tonight because if

[Read]

she saw it, I'm already cooked.

[Titus]

Right?

[Nick]

You saw. You last movie you watched with her was on a Tuesday.

[Titus]

So what makes you think she. She's seen this stuff? She watched the yak.

[Read]

You think she follows the.

[Titus]

She just follows on Social.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Okay, but now you're a star for real.

[Read]

No, I'm not started.

[Titus]

What else does she have? You gone through her follows? Maybe she just follows a lot of stuff and.

[Read]

No, she told me she, like, just followed the Yak because I was. Because I was on it.

[Cody]

Oh, she likes that.

[Brandon]

Oh, that's a good. That's good.

[Read]

Yeah. But, bro, I already asked her to out Like, a while ago. And she said, let's just.

[Cody]

Still, that was pre. You being on the.

[Titus]

Yeah, that was before. You're a star.

[Kate]

What if I break into your house, I hold you hostage and say, only way I'm letting him go is if you go on a date with him.

[Cody]

Oh, here's what you do. You text her, being like, hey, just a heads up. I've been on the Yak a few times the last few weeks. I'm getting.

[Nick]

Kill him already.

[Cody]

I'm getting a little famous. So, yeah, I got that. This might be over. Over.

[Brandon]

This might be your last break up with her.

[Read]

Break up?

[Cody]

Yeah, Be like, I'm getting a little. I got it, I got it, I got it. I got it.

[Read]

I got it, bro.

[Cody]

I got it. All right.

[Read]

Yo, honestly, like, I talked about you on the Yak, like, a lot of times, but, like, I don't really give a. Like, I'm him, you know?

[Nick]

Yeah, I'm up.

[Read]

Like, I'm up, like. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I got girls sliding in. You know what I'm saying?

[Cody]

This is your last chance before I blow up.

[Read]

Kate.

[Danny]

No.

[Brandon]

Oh, by the way, do you have girls sliding in?

[Danny]

He might.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Read]

I'd like one or two. Two or three.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Oh, are you answering?

[Read]

Nah, I don't know how to answer that.

[Unknown2]

Poor potential third.

[Nick]

Dean does it again.

[Cody]

Oh, 1 to 2. 2 to 3.

[Danny]

On the breaking thing. What if we stage, like, I'm. I'm walking in from my car and I get attacked by, like, somebody wearing all. And then you come out and you, like, right in the neck. And then we play that footage like, holy shit, dude. I'm open for somebody.

[Read]

I'm open for any.

[Danny]

And then she sees that on the act Social, she's like, holy shit. Reed is. Yeah, the man.

[Nick]

What if you send her a picture of your apartment? It's empty. It's like somebody stole my fucking bed and couch. I'm tonight.

[Read]

That's actually kind of funny too. Like, it's got to be some humor to. You know.

[Nick]

What the. I can't sleep on the floor.

[Read]

Yeah, something like that. Yeah, dude.

[Unknown2]

Or maybe, like, text her, like, hey,

[Read]

like, I appreciate the, like, advice.

[Titus]

Sure.

[Read]

Coming around too. This is sick. For sure.

[Brandon]

Are you gonna use any of it?

[Read]

I might texture. I might text her.

[Titus]

But how did you ask her on a date the first time? And you said what?

[Read]

I said, like, yo, do you want to go to this, like, outside concert on the, like, on the lakefront?

[Brandon]

What if she didn't, like, that band or that music? What if she just said no? I don't go to that.

[Read]

No.

[Unknown2]

Did you.

[Titus]

Did you explicitly say, like, I. I like you in a different way than what. Yeah, you might think. And then she said, no, like, I

[Read]

like you as friends. And then she. Like. Like, three paragraphs of like. Because then I was like. I was like, all right, like, I'm not talking to her. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

[Titus]

Like.

[Read]

And then a month passed. She sent me, like, three pairs, paragraphs, like, yo, I still really want to be your friend. Like, friends, friends. Friends.

[Cody]

Do you.

[Nick]

Do you know any of, like, the people she's dated? Like, did she date anybody since you've known her? I don't type a guy. Was that okay?

[Cody]

Can I see your text back and forth? I won't read them out loud, but just. I can give you an honest assessment

[Read]

of just, like, my whole text.

[Cody]

Yeah, we're just seeing how it. Yeah, I won't read it.

[Unknown2]

Yeah.

[Read]

Okay.

[Danny]

The one thing you can't do is just respect her and be your friend.

[Cody]

I do think that would be crazy.

[Titus]

You need some fresh eyes.

[Cody]

Yeah. Let me get a little. Let me look at this, because I think you might be. I think.

[Read]

I think you think I might be in the cat.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

And then what if we. Loki aired on the side of caution, and maybe she was, like, firmly establishing limitations, and now she's in a tremendously awkward.

[Cody]

First of all, you got a situation. You should save her her name.

[Read]

Yeah, I don't. I don't. I don't.

[Cody]

Do you know her name?

[Read]

I don't save numbers.

[Cody]

Okay. All right.

[Brandon]

I liked you. Really?

[Read]

Yeah, really.

[Brandon]

I do the same thing. Yeah.

[Read]

Fuck, yeah, dude.

[Brandon]

I remember numbers.

[Read]

Hell, yeah, bro.

[Danny]

But if she sounds like. Because she's still reaching out to you, she still likes you as a person and still wants to be your friend. Is there a world where you can just be her friend?

[Read]

If you meet a girl, like, at my age, it would be pretty hard to be just, like, friends.

[Brandon]

You don't need buddies.

[Nick]

How old are you?

[Read]

I'm 24.

[Titus]

And she's. Especially if she's hot as she is, you know, she's beautiful.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Read]

Like, you know what I'm saying? Like.

[Titus]

Like, if she was ugly, read, you could probably be friends with her. Right? But.

[Danny]

Oh, no.

[Stephen]

No comment.

[Nick]

No comment.

[Read]

Oh, no. Okay.

[Cody]

No.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Titus]

No.

[Danny]

No.

[Read]

I had so many guy friends, so

[Nick]

it's worth losing her completely as a friend.

[Danny]

That's what I'm saying.

[Nick]

Like, is she a good hang?

[Read]

Yeah, she's cool.

[Cody]

She's really cool.

[Nick]

I don't know what you feel about this person.

[Read]

No, she's a great hang. But, like, I want something. I want something more.

[Titus]

You're trying to ass.

[Nick]

Would it eat you up inside if you were friends and then she was dating somebody else?

[Read]

She's not dating someone else. I know that.

[Brandon]

That was a hypothetical question he asked.

[Read]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why I couldn't do it.

[Titus]

So you're. It sounds like you're not her friend because, like, if you were trying not to be. Yeah. You should just, like, be straight up. Like, I'm not. Listen, I'm not your friend.

[Read]

I mean, if she's hearing this.

[Titus]

Because if you're. If you're her friend, if she comes to you and she's like, I met this guy and he's perfect for me. A friend would be like, I'm really excited for you. But you're not gonna be excited. You're gonna be like that.

[Read]

Yeah.

[Cody]

No, I agree.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Were any of you just friends with your current ladies before? No. Because me and Pat were friends first.

[Read]

How we feeling about it?

[Brandon]

She jumped on this thing. I think you're okay.

[Nick]

I'll move pretty quick.

[Titus]

Really?

[Cody]

Yeah. We're here. This has, like, been going on for a while. I think you're doing okay.

[Read]

Dude, I'm playing the long game. Like, long, long, long game.

[Nick]

How long has it been?

[Unknown2]

It sounds like you're trying to be as efficient as possible, bro.

[Read]

I've been going since, like, damn, you're coming up on a year because I.

[Cody]

Dude, you're in a year with the long game, bro.

[Brandon]

Sorry, my bad.

[Titus]

The cat says you're in.

[Read]

You think the guy or what?

[Cody]

I think you're in. She's, like, inviting you out to, like, bars and stuff.

[Read]

Yeah, but with friends, though. You know what I'm saying?

[Nick]

Yeah, but, like, that's a good sign.

[Titus]

She have any other guy friends, like.

[Read]

Yeah, I think so.

[Nick]

Are they fucking studs?

[Read]

Nah, dude, I could fucking. I could eat on them.

[Titus]

When she invites you to these bars, you show up. What's the. Is it all girls and you.

[Read]

It's all girls. It's all girls.

[Nick]

Dude, that's such a good sign. What?

[Unknown2]

You're standing with her friends.

[Nick]

Unless you're one of the girls.

[Read]

I think her friends think I'm cool for show.

[Unknown2]

That helps.

[Read]

Yeah, no, I. I think her friends think I'm cool. I don't know, though.

[Unknown2]

Maybe text one of them, like, hey, we've been talking about her a lot. On this public.

[Read]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

How do you see?

[Read]

She's probably like, oh, my God. Are they not. Are they gonna stop talking?

[Brandon]

What's the temperature over here?

[Cody]

Dan, you gotta stop calling her gay.

[Nick]

You keep calling her gay.

[Read]

I've called her gay. Oh.

[Cody]

So, okay, if you.

[Read]

I said that.

[Nick]

I said that's okay in response to

[Cody]

what show she was watching. That's funny, Reed. Dude, you got game? Yeah.

[Read]

You think I got game?

[Cody]

I think you're. I think you got to take one more shot to just see what's good.

[Read]

All right, all right, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Read]

I'm gonna do it. If the cats say. If the cats say, I got one more shot. I got one more shot.

[Cody]

You guys are texting back and forth, like, constantly, like, that's not nothing.

[Read]

That's not nothing.

[Brandon]

There's something there.

[Cody]

It's one for one.

[Read]

See how, like, 20 chance you FaceTime her? You said, dude, if I get her. If I get her, this would literally be insane. Right?

[Titus]

It'll be crazy. Imagine at your wedding, you're playing these clips.

[Unknown2]

Read, get her

[Kate]

down and get her.

[Unknown2]

She's gonna love it.

[Titus]

Does she. Does she FaceTime you?

[Read]

No, I FaceTime her. Okay, the time. Not all the time, but, like, I'm the one that has to FaceTime her when she.

[Titus]

When she initiates communication. It's just always text.

[Read]

Yeah. Yeah. Always, Always text.

[Cody]

All right. You got this, Reed.

[Brandon]

Seriously, that's a lot of text message.

[Cody]

I'm giving it to you.

[Unknown2]

I would kind of subtly but humorously acknowledge the elephant in the room. Maybe just text her, like, welp, yes, I like that. How she responds to that.

[Read]

Yeah. Because.

[Unknown2]

Because if you. If she has no idea what you're talking about. I mean, she hasn't seen any of this.

[Read]

Love that. Love that. Yeah.

[Unknown2]

You want to do that now?

[Read]

Yeah, yeah, I will. I will. I'll text her now. I'll text her now.

[Nick]

Do you think it could backfire that you're, like, talking about this to the equivalent of the population of Ann Arbor?

[Read]

Maybe, dude, for all the.

[Cody]

You're good.

[Read]

I mean, let's be honest. I didn't really probably not give you that happy.

[Cody]

Dude. I didn't do a deep dive, but I did a scroll. You're good. I think you. I think you gotta. You gotta just be like, hey, what's good? I'm pretty famous now. What's up, yo?

[Nick]

Things are different. Things are going, like, well for me. Are you still gay?

[Cody]

Yeah. Washing Vanderpump.

[Nick]

Is that What?

[Brandon]

It was responsible.

[Read]

Yeah, it was.

[Nick]

That's a good show.

[Read]

My bad, my bad.

[Cody]

No, you're good, you're good. That's the toxic energy we're talking about.

[Read]

Yeah. Loki got that in me.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Cody]

I'm saying, I think you need to take. Just, just, just.

[Brandon]

So what's good?

[Titus]

All right.

[Read]

All right. Or just like. Well, yeah, yeah.

[Unknown2]

Or audio message, a gulp.

[Stephen]

Oh, boy.

[Unknown2]

That would be funny.

[Nick]

But, like, have it wait a few seconds. So she thinks there's nothing on accident, then just a big gulp.

[Read]

Yeah, yeah. No. All right. All right. I appreciate this read.

[Cody]

We want an update tomorrow, so we

[Unknown2]

would prefer an update at asap.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Nick]

And also if there's no update tomorrow. No, but the cat might be mad.

[Read]

Yeah, no, I don't. I. I don't want to have that.

[Cody]

No. All right.

[Unknown2]

Just.

[Cody]

Yeah, just shoot her a text and if she texts you back, come back in.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Read]

Bet, bet, bet.

[Unknown1]

All right.

[Cody]

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[Brandon]

He's a dude.

[Kate]

He was.

[Cody]

He's been sexy back and forth a lot.

[Nick]

Really?

[Cody]

Yeah, he might. It might also just be a hardcore friend zone.

[Unknown2]

Yeah, right. I'm worried.

[Titus]

I'm worried. Is he the one initiating every time?

[Cody]

No.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Cody]

No, she was. No.

[Titus]

All right.

[Cody]

It was equal.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Danny]

But she might just really like him as a friend and what's wrong with having a friend?

[Cody]

Yeah, but she doesn't know that he's famous now.

[Brandon]

He's a rocket ship.

[Nick]

He's right with all the girlies, though.

[Cody]

He climbed a tree.

[Nick]

She's telling about Vanderpump. It's not.

[Brandon]

She's probably got a couple of weeks max before.

[Titus]

Also, he's not. He's not a friend. He's not.

[Brandon]

No.

[Cody]

He shouldn't just be like, hey, he's not.

[Brandon]

He reads it.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Brandon]

He doesn't want to be afraid's got needs.

[Cody]

He should send, like, that story. Isn't that their story of, like, that one dude who started Apple and sold all the stock? Or is it Microsoft? There's, like, one guy. It's like, Wozniaki, Bill Gates, and there's one other.

[Unknown2]

Yeah, the Microsoft guy. That, like, he's the third employee.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Nick]

And he sold it stocking.

[Cody]

Right. Send her that story and be like, you want to be this guy or you want to be Wozniaki?

[Unknown2]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Your choice. We're about to go public with this stock.

[Titus]

Steve, how'd you get out of the friend zone?

[Stephen]

Myself and my wife used to work together a couple jobs ago, and we were friends. There's a bunch of us similar age, and we were both seeing people at the time, so we actually went on a double date together with our now exes. We saw Zizan.

[Cody]

Sorry. Oh, that's crazy.

[Unknown2]

You said that.

[Nick]

Did you feel like there was chemistry between you and your now wife at that time?

[Stephen]

I think there always was, but, like, there was always. Nobody's ever gonna take it anymore.

[Titus]

Were you ever in the same scenario that Reed seems to have found himself in, where he's longing for her and she wants to just keep it as friends? You know, I thought there was a time.

[Stephen]

I thought there was a time I was in the friend zone and then burst out, I guess.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

Oh, yeah.

[Nick]

Nice, nice. When you started dating your wife, did the ex. Was she like. I knew it. Did, like, you get called out? Okay.

[Stephen]

No, no, it was. I did move on fairly quickly, though, from a long term relationship. I was dating my ex girlfriend for five and a half years.

[Brandon]

Is that the magazine girl?

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

Wow.

[Stephen]

And then started dating my wife maybe under a month and a half later. Maybe like a month later.

[Cody]

Oh, that is some suspect timing.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Nothing. Nothing shady. Nothing prearranged or anything, but how soon

[Nick]

after the breakup did you think of your wife?

[Stephen]

Within the first couple, like, weeks?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Not, like immediately.

[Brandon]

I mean, real estate like Stephen Chase not gonna stay on the market for long.

[Titus]

That's right.

[Brandon]

It's gonna get snapped up.

[Stephen]

Free agent. Hot one.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Titus]

How?

[Stephen]

I have a question for. For the group.

[Brandon]

Mm.

[Stephen]

How old is too old for

[Brandon]

guy

[Stephen]

girl friendships to exist at, like, a heavy communication level?

[Danny]

I still talk to. I have guy friends I talk to all the time.

[Brandon]

I think I. I think it's.

[Titus]

I should caveat, like, if.

[Stephen]

If one of you is. Or if you guys are in, like, committed relationships.

[Cody]

Like, I think it's married.

[Danny]

I've been in one for a long time, and I still talk to my guy friends.

[Kate]

Are they

[Stephen]

straight guys?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Cody]

I don't have any.

[Danny]

I've never once felt anything towards them.

[Kate]

How long have you known him, though? You know him? Since high school. Since the Marines.

[Danny]

Since the Marines, yeah.

[Kate]

I think that's. That's the difference. If you were to pick up a new guy friend out of nowhere, like.

[Unknown2]

Yeah.

[Cody]

You're also not married. True.

[Danny]

That's true.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Patrick, keep that in mind.

[Cody]

It all changes. Imagine if Pat proposes, like. But the only caveat is you can never talk.

[Danny]

Can't talk to my friends anymore.

[Cody]

Yeah. I just have my wife's friends who. Some of them I like. That's.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that.

[Unknown2]

That's fair.

[Cody]

Yeah, but, like, I have friend.

[Titus]

I have. I have two women that I'm friends with from, like, high school, but if

[Nick]

they Would they text you and, like, vent about, like, relationships every so often?

[Titus]

Maybe.

[Unknown2]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Not, like, regularly. I'm not talking to them all the time. Like, once every few months. I don't know.

[Danny]

I feel like we're just people.

[Cody]

That's the healthy way to do it. It's a healthy way to do it.

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

Know.

[Danny]

I've never thought about it in a way.

[Stephen]

Healthier, I think. I think maybe what Titus is describing is fine, but, like, if you talk. I feel like if you talk to someone of the opposite sex or not married on the phone, at least one.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Oh, I see. You do have to be respectful of, like, their marriage and stuff like that. I get that. Yeah, totally.

[Titus]

No, but, like, at a certain point, you.

[Stephen]

At a certain age where it's, like.

[Titus]

There's age where it gets weird or what? Or you have to, like, explain it. But then I think I. I've. I've broken past that, where I'm like. You also get to a certain age where you're just, like.

[Cody]

Like, you can't care.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

We're all people. Like, I don't know.

[Danny]

I'm also.

[Titus]

My wife doesn't care that I talk to my friend from high school. That.

[Stephen]

Yeah, that's fair.

[Titus]

We've never.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

Probably healthy to trust each other on that front.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah. Good on you, Kate.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Cody]

No, that's the healthy way.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Cody]

I just can't.

[Nick]

I'd imagine maybe some of these guys are blatantly flirting with you, and you don't know.

[Danny]

Well, I also think I am broken in, which I'm like, nobody's into me. It's okay.

[Read]

Yeah.

[Danny]

It's okay to just be friends with everyone. Yeah.

[Nick]

He couldn't think about me sexually.

[Cody]

Yeah. Me. If I talk to him and it's like, on site.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Like, Mike Pence.

[Nick]

Can't be alone with.

[Cody]

Can't be alone with a woman.

[Titus]

Ride an elevator.

[Cody]

Yeah. Can't do it. Won't do it.

[Titus]

I know what I'm capable of.

[Cody]

Yeah. It's such a funny story. Like, I can't be in. Alone in an elevator with a woman.

[Reed]

Huh.

[Titus]

Who's. Who said. I know what. I'm kidding. Was that Whitlock?

[Cody]

Oh, yeah. He was like. Yeah. Whitlock was like, yeah.

[Titus]

Joy Taylor, right?

[Cody]

Yeah, I know.

[Titus]

I know what I'm capable of.

[Cody]

Such a sexual being.

[Titus]

That's why I never could be around her, because I just know it's his

[Nick]

choice that he hasn't fucked up.

[Cody]

You know what this guy does?

[Unknown2]

My ceiling is a bad guy.

[Nick]

My full potential is criminal.

[Unknown2]

I also love, like, the. The knights of persistence who, like, tell you in like, a. Under the guise of, like, a wholesome approach, that they had to plead and bag their current wife to date them.

[Nick]

Mikey bats.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

And then they're like, oh, yeah.

[Nick]

What's the deal with the best laptop, by the way?

[Kate]

What do you mean it was found?

[Nick]

Somebody stole his laptop and then he had to rearrange his co worker rankings. Did he put out co worker rankings? Favorite co worker ranking?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Well, who. Where'd you guys land?

[Nick]

I didn't make the list.

[Kate]

Number one.

[Cody]

You were number one?

[Brandon]

Yeah. Why are you so shocked?

[Kate]

I did find the laptop today too.

[Cody]

Oh, so you stole.

[Brandon]

There's a new one today.

[Cody]

Interesting.

[Kate]

No, no, those.

[Nick]

Wait. The guy that was going to report on the mystery of the stolen laptop found the laptop.

[Cody]

Huh.

[Kate]

I don't know if I've changed from today. His rankings were from, like, Friday, but it was investigation coming out soon.

[Brandon]

Oh,

[Cody]

Danny Moresh. White Boy. Rick Deutsch. Brandon Walker. Nice. Eddie White Sox. Dave Todd. Liam. Chief.

[Kate]

Let's just say one of those. One of those top five spots are gonna be rico. Bumped down quite a bit.

[Cody]

Kick. Dana, Zach, Owen Lockwood. Bosses don't count. So that's what I'm. I did see it initially. I was like, what the. And then he clarified.

[Kate]

Are you even on there, Nick?

[Cody]

15 is no. Are you on there, KB?

[Unknown2]

No.

[Kate]

Damn.

[Cody]

Damn.

[Unknown2]

15's enough. I'll defend it. 10 would have been all right.

[Nick]

10 I could not. It's a tough pill to swallow. 15 is a slap. In the face.

[Unknown2]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Why do you do Maserati Mike slash Jack G as if they're the same person?

[Nick]

Right. And you can't do Eddie White Sox Dave.

[Cody]

Oof. Yeah, he kind of cheated. So owen Lockwood's actually 17 or 18.

[Titus]

Right.

[Kate]

The way I'm seeing it.

[Cody]

Damn. 18's a brutal.

[Brandon]

It's also.

[Cody]

Yeah. You don't want to be ranked.

[Brandon]

It's also a tough look for Chief not being in the 80.

[Nick]

White Sox Dave tie and then the name spelled wrong.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I don't know. I'm in top five, so I don't know what to tell y'.

[Cody]

All.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Brandon, that's. That's got to feel good.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick]

What did you do?

[Brandon]

I just. Me and bats just love each other, man.

[Kate]

I saw bats do, like, the meanest thing ever to a couple weeks ago. I don't think I ever put it out, though. He just. You were debating something with Hankle and Batch. Just walked right up to you and said, did you eat hot dogs recently?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

And did you said his breast smelled like hot dog?

[Cody]

By the way, where's Chef? I actually would like to see Titus and Chef play a hole right now. Be fun. Little preview.

[Titus]

One hole.

[Cody]

Yeah. He says he's going to.

[Titus]

Are these. Are the holes difficult? I've never played them difficult. Really? This year, it seems look a little different.

[Danny]

Every single one has, like, 10 rocks in front of it. There's no direct. Like, there's no hole in one. Gimmes. They're all tough.

[Unknown2]

You'll never be comfortable.

[Cody]

Yeah. I don't know why we made it.

[Titus]

Maybe you're playing. You're not on our team. You're on the other team.

[Unknown2]

Well, I have to see graphic if I can qualify.

[Cody]

There might be. I hate that there's potential for roster expansion.

[Unknown2]

Oh, okay.

[Cody]

To 12.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Unknown2]

We can do that.

[Cody]

Yeah. Like, if a KB doesn't qualify, we'll.

[Unknown2]

You gotta get.

[Titus]

Find a way. Yeah.

[Cody]

There's a couple people that gotta be in it. So we'll see. We'll see how it shakes out tonight. And then it would be 12 people, but it would still be five teams versus five teams on Wednesday and then all 12 playing singles. So it'd be like real Rider cup. Like, some people sit out some rounds. So we do it that way so it wouldn't change much.

[Titus]

Get a taste.

[Cody]

I'd like to see Chef Donnie.

[Danny]

Does he golf? I feel like he does pretty much everything. But he's not over there.

[Kate]

I don't think so.

[Cody]

Pick a hole. What's the best hole that we got to angle on.

[Danny]

I mean, look how tiny that gap is on the bar Stool. Stool.

[Nick]

Every single hole just kind of has.

[Cody]

Oh, yeah. All right. So that one.

[Danny]

I was practicing the tongue all morning.

[Cody]

Oh, oh, there we go. Six is the one. Six is the one. I think when. When Donnie gets back in here, I want to see him and Titus go against each other for one hole.

[Nick]

So today is the cuts for the Youngs, Right? Cuz there's significant.

[Danny]

There's too many Youngs and there's some sort of twist. I don't know what it is.

[Nick]

I'd imagine.

[Brandon]

Young team.

[Titus]

What?

[Brandon]

You in the mix for the Young team?

[Read]

Yeah.

[Cody]

It was 35.

[Brandon]

Oh,

[Reed]

Do that ad.

[Brandon]

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[Cody]

Yeah, this is a hard. Keep going.

[Brandon]

I'm sorry. Give me a second.

[Cody]

This is the problem with Che. He gives us these ads like there's 17 pages.

[Brandon]

Hold up, hold up, everybody. Hold on, hold on.

[Cody]

Got it.

[Brandon]

Yep.

[Cody]

Find it? Yep. Call to action. Do you do the call to action?

[Brandon]

No, I can't. Keep going, tj.

[Unknown1]

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[Brandon]

Right. Was it not okay when I read that part?

[Cody]

Oh, T.J. caught sleeping.

[Brandon]

Was it not okay when I read

[Unknown1]

that part with download the app and get started for free?

[Brandon]

Right. So that wasn't. You didn't like when I read that part?

[Cody]

Part. The results will vary.

[Kate]

You didn't read the call to action?

[Brandon]

Oh, no, no, guys, I read that part.

[Nick]

Everybody thinks the results are going to be exactly the same.

[Cody]

What is with his hair? It's so good.

[Nick]

Push it back more.

[Brandon]

Oh, don't get TJ off the hook. Go back and watch it, DJ I'm sitting right, Mike.

[Cody]

All right. Let's see this, tj. All right. Will you play a. A one round playoff with. With Titus right now? Just to give us a little preview.

[Brandon]

All right. You okay? The first chair go to.

[Cody]

Babe, I don't want to sit on the head. First chair, Titus, Hole six.

[Brandon]

He didn't know how to sit in a chair.

[Nick]

Brandon, you've been tickling me tonight.

[Cody]

Hole 6 sucks that you leave tomorrow. Well, they're sequential.

[Brandon]

I gotta go to the Masters.

[Nick]

Is Ben Mintz going?

[Brandon]

Don't know. I haven't talked to him about that. There's one over to your right.

[Cody]

Or. No, do it. Three do.

[Brandon]

Okay, just two do.

[Cody]

Start with the Whitney hole. And. And go those three. Three, three. Whole playoffs. Can you. Can you. Can you have that camera go down a little, tj? Yeah, there we go. All right, do the Titus, do those three holes. The one to your left, the one to the far left. Start with the Whitney hole. Those three in a row.

[Nick]

Should we tell Cody the wheel landed?

[Cody]

Yug. All right, here goes.

[Unknown2]

We actually should. Yeah.

[Cody]

Here goes Titus with his first shot. Oh, no.

[Brandon]

Expelled.

[Nick]

He's doing this on purpose. He would never.

[Brandon]

Up. Who wants to go first?

[Nick]

Donnie, go first.

[Cody]

Donnie, you go first.

[Nick]

Spun the wheel.

[Cody]

Donnie, we just spun the wheel. Go first.

[Stephen]

This hole's pretty hard. I think the move is to go short of the tongue and then. Yeah, yeah.

[Nick]

Trey. How would that tongue do?

[Stephen]

You gotta see the bottom lip.

[Cody]

I don't know. Oh, no.

[Brandon]

Give up already. Maybe this isn't the best hole to start on.

[Danny]

I was on this hole all morning. You have to go a lot softer than you think.

[Brandon]

Jesus.

[Cody]

Okay. All right.

[Danny]

Never mind.

[Nick]

But he's. He has to make.

[Cody]

All right, Titus starts tightest, starts.

[Brandon]

Here we go.

[Cody]

Here we go. All right. It's okay. Go the other way. What are we doing? We're just throwing golf balls around.

[Titus]

Let's just pull out five balls.

[Stephen]

Brandon, how's the man taking in Indy?

[Brandon]

I spent too much money, Stephen.

[Nick]

Really? Any good? Any good gifts?

[Brandon]

Oh, I didn't buy any. Murder.

[Cody]

Nice, Donnie.

[Brandon]

I only bought one card.

[Cody]

No, you can't. Yeah, he can move it.

[Brandon]

I bought a 1933 baseball card.

[Cody]

What? Oh, who is it?

[Brandon]

Yeah, Rogers Hornsby.

[Unknown2]

I know him.

[Brandon]

Yeah, hall of Famer.

[Titus]

You gotta move your ball, Mark.

[Brandon]

He doesn't have to move his ball.

[Cody]

No, he's at 2. We should have known that these two going against each other was going to be a problem.

[Brandon]

Well, could they clash in the. In the main one?

[Cody]

Oh, they will.

[Nick]

I have a feeling it'll work.

[Brandon]

Out that way at least marking his ball.

[Nick]

Mark's just gonna put it back closer.

[Brandon]

That's not even kind of where it was yesterday.

[Danny]

In the group chat, Donnie spelled Mark with a C. Yeah,

[Stephen]

that's two.

[Titus]

Oh, man.

[Brandon]

Donnie, that's a guy that grew up playing golf in a. In a nice neighborhood.

[Cody]

Was that two or three? Donnie?

[Brandon]

This is five.

[Cody]

This is three. All right, so you won the hole. You're up one nothing.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Titus]

Oh.

[Cody]

It's not strokes. You're up one nothing.

[Nick]

Look at Cody.

[Cody]

You're playing three.

[Unknown2]

How many viewers?

[Titus]

How did he win the hole?

[Stephen]

I don't know if you guys saw. He threw up earlier.

[Nick]

Oh, no way.

[Stephen]

It's kind of off. I mean, he picks up the trash can, see the bomber come out, but

[Cody]

he definitely threw up.

[Danny]

That's probably a good thing.

[Cody]

What does Johnny.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Do here? I feel like he's gonna this up. Yep.

[Nick]

Oh. Oh, he's puking. He's puking.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Cody]

This is saddest stream ever. Oh, that's a one stroke penalty. I think Donnie might be better than Titus.

[Nick]

Titus is doing this on purpose, him

[Danny]

saying out of bounds. Maybe. When does your diners drive ins and dives come out?

[Brandon]

It was. They said three to six months, and we did it first week of February. So anytime between, like May and September, you know, Shocking.

[Cody]

Mikey Betts does not watch diners drive ins.

[Brandon]

I don't know how any human being doesn't watch diners drive ins. It's just always there.

[Cody]

He made lunch for me and Danny the other day, and I gave it an out of bounds bounds, and he's like. He wanted to fight me. Oh, no, dude, that's good. He's like, what the. You mean out of bounds?

[Danny]

I heard that. I was stunned. I was like, what's he mad about?

[Cody]

What do you mean? So Donnie's better than Titus at practice. Look at that hair.

[Brandon]

The third hole is worth double hell. Six is always.

[Cody]

Yep.

[Brandon]

That's. That's an interesting hole, dude.

[Danny]

It is. Reminded me of something.

[Cody]

It's a hard.

[Danny]

Especially those bushes.

[Cody]

Oh, that's a great shot.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah. Well, is it?

[Cody]

Oh, bad shot.

[Brandon]

Terrible shot. What a joke.

[Cody]

Granted, look at the scoreboard I'm giving.

[Brandon]

There isn't a scoreboard, Donnie. That's class.

[Nick]

Oh, you're class.

[Cody]

You're.

[Titus]

You're out.

[Cody]

I mean, I'm away, so I'll go

[Reed]

see if I.

[Titus]

It was you playing, you'd move that.

[Unknown2]

Good putt, Donnie. Wow.

[Brandon]

Wow.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

One, two.

[Nick]

We tied one. What that make me champion?

[Brandon]

Champion of the World.

[Cody]

Good job, Donnie. You won.

[Unknown2]

Donnie.

[Brandon]

Donnie. He did it again.

[Nick]

Did you see Donnie this morning walking across the.

[Danny]

Walking across the what?

[Nick]

Donnie got his foot stuck in the hole.

[Danny]

In one of the holes.

[Unknown2]

Yes.

[Titus]

It's actually impossible.

[Brandon]

Yeah. No.

[Nick]

Is it impossible?

[Danny]

Every hole is like a par 5. It's crazy.

[Brandon]

That one right there with the ramp over the sand is crazy.

[Titus]

The hazards make no sense.

[Brandon]

Yeah, the.

[Danny]

Are we doing the rules?

[Brandon]

But let me tell you something. This is motherfucking barstool golf. Barstool mini golf, man.

[Danny]

Are we doing the rule where if the ball's right against the wall, you can move it one club length probably? Okay.

[Nick]

Oh, you missed Cody puking Mark.

[Titus]

Oh, he was puking?

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

What's he doing?

[Danny]

Oh, he's on the move.

[Brandon]

Might be coming to quit. We're not gonna let him quit, right? Oh, thank you. Smokes just hanging out in the corner.

[Titus]

I gotta practice.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I got a line.

[Nick]

It starts at 7 tonight.

[Brandon]

Barstool mini golf, man.

[Titus]

You were practicing.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Are you gonna be here tonight to cheer Donnie on or maybe just super chats?

[Titus]

I'll be in the chat. I'll be supporting him in the chat.

[Stephen]

Brando. I saw Mark Henry got a nice ovation on Raw.

[Brandon]

I didn't watch Raw this week.

[Stephen]

Last night. Yeah, he's a. So he's a WWE hall of Famer.

[Brandon]

Yes, he is correct.

[Stephen]

What. What do you think is a better nickname? Sexual Chocolate or the World's Strongest Man?

[Brandon]

Oh, they're both very, very, very far up there. As far as nicknames there, it's a tie for first.

[Nick]

Is that in both?

[Brandon]

Yeah, he's sexual. Chocolate's great, but World's Strongest man is probably the best one, Right?

[Stephen]

I would like.

[Brandon]

There's no doubting who and what you are.

[Stephen]

Right?

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

But do other people have that nickname?

[Brandon]

Yeah, I mean, win it every year, right? Yeah.

[Cody]

Jason Whitlock.

[Brandon]

That's right. That's what he's capable of.

[Cody]

What is capable?

[Nick]

Nobody knows.

[Stephen]

What's your favorite Mark Henry memory?

[Brandon]

When he did the fake retirement in the salmon colored jacket and he faked John Cena out and he turned on him. What's yours?

[Stephen]

Anyone? May Young gave birth to the hand.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I forgot about that.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Some good wrestling talks.

[Titus]

Sure is.

[Nick]

Salmon.

[Brandon]

Salmon as hell. Yeah.

[Cody]

What is Cody saying?

[Nick]

And then I still threw up and ate the rest. That was in my mouth. It's getting better.

[Unknown2]

He looks like he's been doing the opposite of a binge eating competition. Macy ate it.

[Stephen]

Big Captain. Do you have any future Fast Plans. This is gonna be a regular.

[Cody]

Yeah, I'm doing. I'm doing one starting tonight so that I peak right at mini golf.

[Unknown2]

Oh, that's gonna backfire.

[Cody]

No, it's not. I'm gonna be.

[Unknown2]

No.

[Cody]

So lucid for mini golf. It's gonna be insane.

[Unknown2]

You're gonna have an electrolyte imbalance.

[Cody]

I'm going to be so locked in. I'm starting tonight at 6 o'. Clock. By tomorrow, second round and then third round on. On Thursday night. Oh, my God. I'm gonna be light as a feather.

[Unknown2]

You're going to be cramping.

[Read]

No, no, no, no.

[Nick]

Not gonna be able to focus.

[Cody]

It's gonna be so soon.

[Unknown2]

Right.

[Stephen]

If you have plans to start a fast at 6:00pm Are you eating like a giant dinner at 5:00pm Or.

[Cody]

Oh, yeah, okay. It's probably cheating, but whatever.

[Nick]

How many years in a row have you had a meltdown in every single year? Yeah, the fast will help.

[Cody]

I'm. I am the. If. If mini golf every year was just a single round, I would be a consistently top three mini golfer. Unfortunately, it's not. And I end up being like, in 20th.

[Stephen]

You were like, when we did the Hamptons. You were like the leader.

[Cody]

You like, minus every time I come out and I'm the day one leader every time. And then I just. The mental fortitude that I lack is insane.

[Kate]

Well, they'll always be next year.

[Unknown2]

Yep.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

You're gonna three foot putt to win. It's gonna be hugging the rim. You're gonna be malnourished. You're gonna be sick.

[Cody]

And I'm gonna be the swing game. My entire team. The. The cash prize.

[Unknown2]

Your hands are gonna be paralyzed.

[Kate]

But then when would it be good? When would he hit peak fasting if not during the mini golf thing?

[Unknown2]

The combination of the. The malnourishment and the anxiety is going to send his body into shock. But you're going to be gripping. But I'm gonna look the golf club like an osprey's talons.

[Brandon]

Mm.

[Unknown2]

You're gonna feel the looming gravitational pull of two Blutman cameras sending double blood.

[Nick]

Bloodman Akimbo Smokes is gonna be chirping

[Unknown2]

you with Drake Pound cake lyric.

[Cody]

Why don't you fast?

[Unknown2]

You're gonna faint head first and your nose is gonna land perfectly into the hole.

[Cody]

Why don't you fast with me and then we'll go heads up On Thursday night.

[Unknown2]

I kind of been eating too well.

[Cody]

The two guys fasting going heads up

[Titus]

now.

[Unknown2]

It's purely mental,

[Cody]

but that's what I need to do. I need to change something mentally to be better at the big moments. Clear my body.

[Danny]

I've been consistently eating salads for the first time in my life every night. Guess what finally got me into them?

[Cody]

Bacon.

[Danny]

Chopping them up.

[Stephen]

Tiny.

[Unknown2]

That's how. Yeah, tiny. I almost need it that way.

[Danny]

Every part of my salad is smaller than a pink. Just the tiniest chopped. And now I can eat it. Yeah. I can't handle big leaves for some reason. Makes me, like, want to throw up. If everything's chopped real tiny, I take the carrot thingy and I. That's how I do it. And then I chop.

[Unknown2]

I hate when it's just like a bunch of ingredients piled on each other like a children's toy box.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

Nothing fits on the fork. No two ingredients at least.

[Danny]

No. I even chop my croutons. I chop. Everything gets chopped.

[Nick]

That just turns into breadcrumbs.

[Danny]

Turn the whole thing around for me.

[Cody]

Good for you.

[Danny]

Just wanted to put it out there.

[Brandon]

Good on you.

[Nick]

So you're still doing the personal trainer?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

Wow.

[Nick]

Damn, Kate.

[Unknown2]

Getting kind of wow twice a week.

[Titus]

You're going to.

[Danny]

I don't know if twice a week

[Nick]

does anything, but you're going to force hand. He's going to have to propose.

[Danny]

Have been speed walking.

[Brandon]

Oh, my goodness.

[Cody]

Wow.

[Danny]

Let's go, girls. Salad speed walking. Five pounds.

[Cody]

Let's go, girls.

[Nick]

So look at you. You're still the same Kate, though. I was just leaving one day and I was like, see you, Kate.

[Danny]

And you go, sorry, I did. Yeah.

[Nick]

I was like, what?

[Danny]

So annoying. I know.

[Nick]

Sorry.

[Cody]

Sorry.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Oh, man. All right, let's spin the wheel. Hopefully we hopefully read. Man, I want this.

[Titus]

That'd be huge.

[Cody]

I want this kid to just be a star.

[Unknown2]

I'm on the. I don't. I don't know how it's gonna go. I'm like 50. 50.

[Cody]

I think he needs to just though at this point, he needs. Given how many texts he's gone back and forth, he should just shoot his shot and then just be done with it.

[Unknown2]

I agree completely.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Unknown2]

Now's the time. You can't just let this linger.

[Danny]

But he does have to acknowledge this. He would be crazy to not acknowledge.

[Cody]

You can't have a best girlfriend that you find perfect and so hot.

[Titus]

Yeah,

[Cody]

that's not gonna work.

[Titus]

What if she says no again?

[Danny]

Then I think this is the final one. I think.

[Unknown2]

Yeah, they need.

[Danny]

This is.

[Cody]

She's like Brad Stevens. Got to make him say no.

[Unknown2]

She's in a hell of A spot.

[Danny]

She is.

[Cody]

You think? I, I, I said it on pmt Titus. But I, I think the bulls have

[Titus]

to make Brad Stevens say no just for every job.

[Cody]

Yeah, you. That's the first, that's the first step in any job search. You gotta call Brad Stevens and have him say no.

[Unknown2]

Have him deny.

[Cody]

Yeah. Yeah. Someday.

[Titus]

That is Brad Stevens job at this point.

[Cody]

Yeah. Saying no to everyone.

[Titus]

What? There's a college basketball coach that asked his, he said publicly asked his wife, like a thousand times out on it.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Was it Frank Martin?

[Cody]

It was pretty creepy.

[Titus]

I think it was Frank Martin.

[Cody]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Titus]

Just like he was like. Yeah, he was, he was trying to be folksy. And it's like, you know, I, I asked my wife out seven or eight times.

[Cody]

That's what I was waiting outside of

[Titus]

her apartment, and she just kept saying no. And I just did not take no for an answer. Now we're married, so you're hostage.

[Unknown2]

Just remains. No matter how well it goes, that remains the dynamic of the relationship.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

You gotta break her down till she feels bad.

[Cody]

Yeah, you gotta. Mentally.

[Unknown2]

Yeah, you gotta break her down.

[Danny]

Gotta break her down.

[Cody]

You got a water border with requests to go out with you, and eventually she'll say yes. And that's when you know. True love advice. That's when you know you were meant to be together.

[Kate]

Thousandth times the charm.

[Cody]

All right, let's spin the wheel.

[Unknown1]

Do you want to see the Photoshop of. Or I mean, the real photo of Reed making out with the hot chick.

[Cody]

Yeah. Oh, Reed. What does that say on there?

[Danny]

Oh.

[Nick]

Oh, my God. He has a billion dollars. Oh, my God.

[Danny]

Also, look how big his back hand is. That's him.

[Cody]

Reed, I didn't know you had it like that, bro. And I saw that chick. She was in here making out with him. Wow.

[Nick]

Wait, the hot ones?

[Cody]

Yeah. She just went for it. Yeah. She saw that bank account.

[Nick]

That looks really good.

[Cody]

It does look really good. Good job, Reed.

[Nick]

Oh, this chick that's gonna. He's gonna flip.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Kate]

When he sees that new profile picture.

[Danny]

You know what? He should text her that there's a two for one at Chipotle tonight.

[Nick]

That's beautiful.

[Danny]

What day did he do that with his roommate Pete? A couple weeks ago, I think it's on Thursdays. They do two for one.

[Titus]

Oh, really?

[Unknown2]

Big cat.

[Nick]

Would you give him permission to ask her on a mini golf date as the competition's going on?

[Cody]

Yeah, the date going on.

[Brandon]

I would love that.

[Nick]

Not mic'd up, just in the background,

[Cody]

huh? Hope it's not wet.

[Brandon]

There we go. All right.

[Cody]

It's the act. Yeah, it's Diamond Dark. Shop with you. A Yankee swap is the act.

[Unknown1]

Go watch Cody. Or don't.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Nick]

Love you guys.

[Unknown1]

See you to my.

[Cody]

Bye.