Big Cat Surprises Us With a MASSIVE Guest in the Future | The Yak 2-27-26

Summary

---

The Yak — 2/27/26, Barstool Sports

Episode Title: Big Cat Surprises Us With a MASSIVE Guest in the Future | The Yak 2-27-26
Hosts: Kyle "KBNoSwag" Bauer, Nick, Brandon Walker, Rone, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah, Big Cat
Special Guests: Titus, Ethan, Tate, Chef Donnie, Chris

---

Episode Overview

This episode of The Yak is classic chaos, blending Barstool’s internal competitions, friendly roasts, and big announcements. The crew recaps their recent NFL Combine-style competition, teases upcoming streams and challenges, and — most notably — has fun with the saga over the catchphrase “That’s Baseball,” leading to plans for a high-stakes chugging contest. Big Cat also teases a “massive guest” coming for Conference Championship Week, sending the crew into a guessing frenzy. Sprinkle in tangents about owning skyscrapers, in-depth "bench press redemption" stories, and heartfelt moments with cancer-battling fan Chris, and it’s a wild, memorable Yak ride.

---

Key Segments & Insights

1. Punishment Stream & Blue Coffee Promo

[00:38–02:30]

• The crew kicks off plugging the "Punishment Stream," where Max and Zach endure a 36-hour gaming/streaming marathon as their NFL bet punishment.
• Anyone buying from sellbluecoffee.com is entered to win prizes, including playing online with Zach and a PS5.
• They describe stream punishments, such as building Legos with acrylic nails and playing the "Chain Together" video game, which everyone describes as "hellish."
• "What’s everyone’s worst nightmare? Oh, it’s being chained to someone and you have to go through literal hell." — Kyle [02:35]

---

2. Yak NFL Combine & Mini Golf Finale

[02:51–04:39]

• Recap of annual Yak NFL Combine results — complaints about being the “oldest competitor” worked into a running bet.
• The combine concluded with a mini golf challenge, described as the “perfect way to end it.”
• "Mini golf is pure pressure, pure composure… that’s why I respect it so much.” — Big Cat [04:36]

---

3. 'That's Baseball' Catchphrase Controversy

[05:10–07:01]

• The phrase "That's Baseball" becomes a weird point of pride — both Barstool's Dana and the Home By Three hockey guys claim they popularized it.
• On Tuesday, a "Yug Off" (beer chugging faceoff) will determine IP rights live on stream.
• “This is the dumbest controversy ever, and I love it so much.” — Kyle [05:19]

---

4. Big Cat's MASSIVE Guest Tease

[07:25–13:11]

• With Conference Championship Week approaching, Big Cat & Kyle tease a huge special guest’s in-person appearance.
• A hilarious, cryptic guessing game ensues — clues: “like a Sprite,” “sour cream & onion Pringles,” “green Greg,” “not a beach or mountain guy,” “under 100k followers.”
• The answer: Barstool Green Greg, an everyman whose impending appearance has the office buzzing.
• "The most excited I've ever been for someone to be in the office." — Kyle [08:58]

---

5. More Announcements & March Planning

[13:12–16:17]

• March streaming schedule previewed: extra content, Green Greg’s involvement, and much anticipation for betting runs and friendly degeneracy.
• “March is going to be coming in—the glory days are in front of us!” — Big Cat [14:20]

---

6. Owning a Skyscraper & Content Schemes

[24:04–26:37]

• Kyle finds a TikTok guy who owns a (mostly empty) skyscraper in Chicago, dropping 20,000 pennies off it for content.
• Brainstorming on what wild stunts The Yak might attempt there: spit tag, laser tag, catching ice cream, an antique race, etc.
• "What an awesome thing to own — and he's doing the right things with it." — Brandon [25:14]

---

7. Yak NFL Combine: Bench Press Redemption — The Tate Saga

[54:07–68:36]

• A major theme: Tate’s year-long fight to redeem himself after being unable to bench 135 lbs at last year’s combine, leading to extensive office roasting and personal embarrassment, including mentions on big Barstool shows and even by Ryan Russillo.
• This year, after months of training (and some sandbagging), Tate knocks out 14 reps.
• Segment dives into the psychology of Barstool "shame," internal trolling, and the fine art of redemption arc storytelling.
• “I would way rather be known for being a whiny little bitch than being someone that can't put up 135.” — Tate [54:21]
• "After last year…I would have trained every day.” — Kyle [63:47]

---

8. That’s Baseball Yug Off: Negotiations

[35:14–46:59]

• Virtual face-to-face with the Home By Three podcast hosts and Dana Beers to hash out terms for the “That’s Baseball” Yug Off.
• Hilarious legalese about who really coined "That's baseball" and how custody/credits will work after the contest.
• Details hashed out: 2v2 format, stakes are “IP rights,” and winner can make losing side credit them on all mentions. Possibility for a "seven-game series" and in-person events in Chicago & Scottsdale.
• “We’re fighting for a phrase that’s been said a billion times in the English language — but we gotta find out who gets the rights.” — Kyle [35:30]
• "This is neither of theirs. But this is for custody." — Nick [21:26]

---

9. Heartfelt: Chris Visits the Yak

[83:11–93:27]

• Chris, a Barstool fan fighting cancer whose airport/plane run-in with Mincy and Tate became Barstool lore, visits the office.
• Warm thanks for Barstool and the Yak crew’s support, and reveals how much the community meant to his mental health.
• Talks about his organization’s charity event (“Climb for Chris”) and the bonds formed through Barstool trips.
• "All of the Barstool stuff couldn't have happened at a better time for me. I was really struggling mentally going into that trip... It happened at the right time, and it happens for a reason." — Chris [92:49]

---

10. Yak Wheel / Final Tangents

[109:37–end]

• The episode rounds out with the crew’s routine of spinning the punishment “wet wheel,” kibitzing about office visits, “villain arcs,” and more jokes about their internal combine and redemption stories.
• Ongoing bits: The "touching challenge" (trying to touch Cody Rhodes without being called out, which Brandon flubs), and what constitutes a “good touching environment.”
• Spirited debate about the dumbest minor controversies, including username changes, anti-pouting rules, and which foods are best to heal a scraped knee.

---

Notable Quotes & Moments

• "What’s everyone’s worst nightmare? Oh, it’s being chained to someone and you have to go through literal hell." — Kyle, on the “Chain Together” punishment game [02:35]

• "Mini golf is pure pressure, pure composure…that’s why I respect it so much." — Big Cat, on why mini golf is the perfect combine finale [04:36]

• "This is the dumbest controversy ever, and I love it so much." — Kyle, about the “That’s Baseball” phrase wars [05:19]

• “We’re fighting for a phrase that’s been said a billion times in the English language — but we gotta find out who gets the rights.” — Kyle [35:30]

• "March is going to be coming in—the glory days are in front of us!" — Big Cat [14:20]

• "The most excited I've ever been for someone to be in the office." — Kyle, on Green Greg [08:58]

• "I would way rather be known for being a whiny little bitch than being someone that can't put up 135." — Tate, on his bench press saga [54:21]

• "All of the Barstool stuff couldn't have happened at a better time for me. I was really struggling mentally…It happened at the right time." — Chris [92:49]

---

Summary Timeline

• [00:38–02:30] — Blue Coffee promo, punishment stream context & setup
• [02:51–04:39] — NFL Combine discussion, mini golf finale
• [05:10–07:01] — "That's Baseball" controversy & upcoming Yug Off
• [07:25–13:11] — Big Cat's massive guest tease (leads to “Green Greg”)
• [13:12–16:17] — March & streaming announcements, scheduling Green Greg’s week
• [24:04–26:37] — Chicago skyscraper guy and Yak brainstorming session
• [35:14–46:59] — On-air Yug Off negotiations, legalese, and friendly jabs
• [54:07–68:36] — Tate's bench press redemption narrative
• [83:11–93:27] — Heartwarming Chris interview and reflections
• [109:37–end] — Wet Wheel, combine recaps, touching challenges, and sign-off antics

---

Tone & Takeaways

The Yak’s irreverent, affectionate tone is present throughout: self-effacing sports banter, elaborate inside jokes, and bits that spiral in unpredictable ways. The crew expertly alternates between sincere moments (welcoming Chris, supporting Tate’s journey) and goofball chaos (wars over trivial slogans, chugging contest negotiations, and the quest to buy a skyscraper).

Fans are rewarded with the promise of even more antics: Green Greg’s week, a seven-game Yug Off “That’s Baseball” series, a new March content blitz, and the next wave of Barstool hijinks.

Main takeaway:
Being really, really dumb can also be really, really fun — just as long as you’re all in on the joke, and sometimes the dumbest debates deliver the best memories.

---

For More:
Tune in daily to The Yak for live video (YouTube, 1pm ET). This episode capped by reminders of where to find them and teasers for upcoming streams and events.

---

Transcript

[Nick]

Hey Yak listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube Prime. Members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. I'm the coolest one out of all of us.

[Brandon]

Incredible.

[Kyle]

Hello, it's the yak. Welcome in stillbluecoffee.com by the way. So blue coffee.com right now the Max and Zach punishment stream is going on.

[Nick]

Turn this off. Go tune into that.

[Kyle]

Well, they have another 30 hours.

[Nick]

Yeah, I guess you take a little break from that.

[Kyle]

So they're doing their punishment stream. But anyone who buys on sellbluecoffee.com in the next 36 hours, we're going to pick winners to squat up with Zach. Play video games. Zach, which we've done before and he said it was like awesome. Just random school. He's getting to play like five hours video games night so. And we're give away a PS5. So go to sell blue coffee.com right now. Yeah, this is them. We can check them in their chain together. Playing chain together.

[Titus]

Nice.

[Kyle]

And I have to just say in absolute bullshit. I feel for my guy Max, because what we do every year for the NFL bets during like the season. We do two picks a week. And this is something we've done for, I don't know, six, seven years on pmt. Two pets bets a week. The loser and this person in the second place has to be punished. So Max is doing 18 hours of the stream. Of the 36 hour stream. He went, I think 26 and 15 in this terrific. Incredibly like you pay for that service.

[Nick]

He should quit his job.

[Kyle]

Dude, he's the best. He. I walked in, they were doing sassy Legos.

[Nick]

I saw that. The acrylic nail Legos.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Unbelievable.

[Kyle]

It was. They're never gonna get that Lego done. It was impossible.

[Ethan]

What is the what?

[Brandon]

Sassy Lego.

[Kyle]

It's just acrylic nails having to build a big Lego piece.

[Brandon]

Oh, they had acrylic nails.

[Kyle]

It was impossible.

[Ethan]

What is the video game chain together? I've never seen change.

[Kyle]

It's. It's hell.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

It's like a co op have to do everything together.

[Nick]

Miserable game.

[Kyle]

It's whoever some person came up with this idea to be like, hey, let's.

[Ethan]

What's.

[Kyle]

What's everyone's worst nightmare? Oh, it's being chained with someone and you have to go through literal hell. Yeah, it's scary. I'm actually scared of the game.

[Ethan]

Huh?

[Titus]

Scared.

[Kyle]

Titus is here, by the way. He's just signing the cards because we have new cards coming out. Hopefully soon.

[Nick]

I Saw some of the.

[Ethan]

And they're sold out.

[Kyle]

That's why TJ's not here. He's on his platform. Brandon, you. How can I say this? You might owe some money.

[Ethan]

To what?

[Kyle]

Well, I signed, like, five or six of my cards. Being like this automatically gets you 500 from Brandon. No.

[Ethan]

Why?

[Nick]

You owe us money.

[Kyle]

Why? Oh, I do.

[Ethan]

You owe us a lot.

[Kyle]

I do owe you guys money. But you. There will be cards that there'll be. Yeah, I think it was, like, five or six. It says legally binding. If you present this to Brandon, he owes you five.

[Ethan]

I'm in a good mood. I might honor those.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Ethan]

It.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I owe you guys money. I said before the stream, the combine, which I want to talk about, because I don't know if chef Donnie's here. A combine champion. I said before the stream, if anytime you mentioned that I'm the oldest competitor here. I'll give you $20.

[Ethan]

Yeah. You might owe us thousands.

[Kyle]

How much?

[Ethan]

Thousands of dollars.

[Kyle]

It was fun.

[Nick]

All we said it was a fun combine.

[Ethan]

But listen, listen. Did Lockwood do it again, or did Lockwood do it again?

[Kyle]

When you guys said to me yesterday is the twist mini golf. I had to just hold everything in my body to not crack.

[Nick]

And that was our first guess.

[Kyle]

Instantly. Instantly.

[Nick]

I. I would love to just be him for a day and figure out how he thinks of things.

[Kyle]

How do we end this? Mini golf.

[Nick]

It's got to be mini golf. And it actually did end up being pretty.

[Kyle]

Yes. Yeah. It's a perfect way to end it.

[Big Cat]

Mini golf is. Is. It works.

[Tate]

It hits.

[Big Cat]

It works.

[Kyle]

It hits. Yeah.

[Nick]

It's great equalizer.

[Brandon]

Mini golf would die.

[Big Cat]

I respect it to such a high level. Like, higher than, like, up there with, like, debate.

[Kyle]

Mini golfer debate. Yeah. I think if you're.

[Big Cat]

Oh, mini golf is pure pressure.

[Tate]

Right.

[Big Cat]

It is pure composure.

[Kyle]

Every shot, every.

[Big Cat]

Nothing more to it. That's why I respect it so much.

[Ethan]

I remember that one yak where we just sat and watched a putt. Putt championship.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

And what do we remember his name?

[Kyle]

Oh, no. That was incredible.

[Ethan]

That was a fun. That was a fun time.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

That was incredible. I have. I have two announcements, because one of them. Yes, I think they're both great announcements.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Kyle]

But I think one's significantly better than the other. So do you want that one first? No, no, no. Okay. All right. Well, the worst one's still really good.

[Ethan]

Good, good.

[Kyle]

So yesterday, Dana was on, and he said that someone stole that's baseball from him. We know the guys.

[Nick]

Friends of the show.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Jordan Schmaltz, Home by Gucci.

[Ethan]

Yeah. The hockey boys.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Great, great guys. Pot. They have a podcast. They have a whole line. They're like. They're very, very funny guys. And so they. Dana said they stole it from him. I. They. They talked about it on their show yesterday. I then was like, dana, like, what. What's going on here? Did you. Did you steal it from them? And Dana then came with receipts that they might have stolen it from him. This is, by the way, I should say, the dumbest controversy ever. I love it so much. Who. Who said that's baseball First? A phrase that has probably been uttered a billion times in the English language.

[Nick]

Yeah, but it's like reclaiming. It's rediscovering.

[Kyle]

Yeah, right, right.

[Ethan]

We're.

[Kyle]

We're like Christopher Columbus on that's Baseball.

[Nick]

This is our.

[Big Cat]

This is.

[Kyle]

Oh, this. This. This is ours.

[Ethan]

And this is different from when Dana stole the zillion Beers concept.

[Big Cat]

Did he.

[Nick]

No, this is like when he stole the Ballina Cup.

[Ethan]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's right. That's right.

[Ethan]

Sure. Yeah.

[Kyle]

So I talked to. To Jordan last night, and he has agreed that on Tuesday we're going to do a virtual yug off for the IP rights to that's Baseball. Wow.

[Titus]

God.

[Ethan]

A yugoff with stakes.

[Kyle]

The most consequential yugoff ever.

[Ethan]

One on one.

[Kyle]

I don't know. We have to. We haven't figured that out. We'll have them on zoom and we'll figure it out.

[Ethan]

The fake is trying to go like 2v2, 3v3. We got. We got Deutsch in the building, right?

[Kyle]

Who knows?

[Nick]

But they have to be smarter than that. They can't let it get to Deutsche's hands.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

What day is this again?

[Kyle]

It's Tuesday.

[Brandon]

Tuesday. Okay.

[Nick]

Wow.

[Ethan]

You got big plans.

[Brandon]

No, I just. Because. Is it Wednesday then?

[Kyle]

Wednesday is.

[Brandon]

This is a big week coming.

[Kyle]

Yeah. No. Yeah. So we're gonna have a yug off

[Big Cat]

for a 2 on 2 yug off.

[Kyle]

I don't know what the. Actually, I'll text him.

[Tate]

Right?

[Ethan]

Is it. It's on their terms.

[Big Cat]

This is important.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Who's making the turns or.

[Kyle]

Lucas, Send me your. Send me the zoom.

[Ethan]

That could take that. That could take an hour.

[Kyle]

This is going to take forever. You guys want the other?

[Ethan]

Yeah, yeah, we'll take the other. Oh, you like this one, huh?

[Kyle]

Conference championship week is in two weeks.

[Ethan]

Yes.

[Kyle]

We do a bunch of streams.

[Ethan]

Sure.

[Kyle]

I have a very special guest that will be joining us on stream and in person. Or in person for the. For multiple days.

[Brandon]

Multiple days.

[Big Cat]

Before you reveal, special guests ruin my life.

[Nick]

Why do we have a special guest today?

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah, Chris is here.

[Nick]

Yeah, that's right.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah, we do.

[Ethan]

We do.

[Kyle]

Which I. We'll see if you do. The Gauntlet Chris from the Mincy plane trip.

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Kyle]

Who's battling cancer. He's here.

[Nick]

If you don't know Chris, you're probably Ben Mince.

[Kyle]

Yeah, well, no, actually, weirdly enough, Mincy came up to me yesterday and tried to tell me Chris was coming, as if I didn't set it up. Like, I was texting with Chris earlier this week, being like, hey, you want to come? And we'll, you know, have lunch and you watch the act. There they are. They're the boy. So Miny came in, like, broke news to me. He's like, hey, just so you know, Chris is coming by tomorrow. I was like, yeah, Mincy, I. I was the one who did that. He's like, oh. So either way, I don't know. I have no idea.

[Big Cat]

I did that.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah, he probably thought he did that, but. So you're.

[Big Cat]

You're talking about special guest basketball conference championship.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And you're looking at me, though.

[Kyle]

I'm just looking around.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Kyle]

You're the one who said the special guests.

[Big Cat]

Oh. If it's telling me, then I get all weird.

[Kyle]

The most excited I've ever been for someone to be in the office.

[Big Cat]

This okay.

[Ethan]

Is it. Can I have a guess? Do we guess?

[Big Cat]

Is this a basketball player?

[Ethan]

The Fanta?

[Kyle]

No.

[Nick]

Is it Red Panda?

[Kyle]

No.

[Nick]

Danny Boy Kane?

[Kyle]

No.

[Big Cat]

Does one person in this room have a specific affinity for this person?

[Kyle]

All of us.

[Big Cat]

Oh, we all do. Oh, Joe Goy.

[Kyle]

No, his name is. Okay, no boys.

[Big Cat]

No, no, it was going mean something.

[Nick]

It's like a non Jewish person. Right.

[Ethan]

Wave fighter.

[Kyle]

No.

[Big Cat]

Oh, we got to get this.

[Ethan]

Yeah, we got.

[Brandon]

Is it a fella? Is it a fella?

[Kyle]

I'm giving you too many hints.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no, no. Let's ask other questions.

[Kyle]

Okay. Okay.

[Big Cat]

Compare him to a beverage.

[Ethan]

What?

[Kyle]

A Sprite.

[Nick]

Okay, that helps a lot. Quick, Nick, if I close my eyes, do I pick?

[Big Cat]

He's a wild card.

[Kyle]

Possibly.

[Brandon]

Are they athletic?

[Kyle]

Most likely.

[Ethan]

Is it yak specific?

[Big Cat]

What click would he be in at, like, a cinematic High school jocks, Goth, stoner skaters.

[Kyle]

I think he'd be in that. All of them.

[Ethan]

Wow.

[Kyle]

Beyond the team, not a star.

[Brandon]

What?

[Kyle]

But, like, also can hang out with anyone.

[Big Cat]

Compare them to a gas station snack.

[Kyle]

Sour cream and onion Pringles. God damn, he's a really good guy.

[Brandon]

Is he a beach or a mountain guy?

[Kyle]

Neither.

[Brandon]

Neither.

[Big Cat]

Prairie.

[Kyle]

I've given you guys so many good hints.

[Nick]

Does he have over under 100,000 followers?

[Kyle]

Under.

[Ethan]

Under. Let me tell you something. Sprite and sour cream and onion Pringles is a hell of a snack, huh? God damn, that's a snack, huh?

[Kyle]

I don't know who that guy is, but he gave me.

[Ethan]

What's up, dude?

[Kyle]

What's up? Oh, it's nuts on crack. Yeah, this is. I. I've given it away.

[Ethan]

All right.

[Big Cat]

You've given it away.

[Kyle]

I've given it away. I have given it away. I guarantee you the chat has it.

[Big Cat]

The chat has it.

[Tate]

But.

[Kyle]

Don't say it, Lucas. But the chat 100% has it.

[Ethan]

Okay, well, does Lucas know it?

[Brandon]

Governor of West Virginia?

[Kyle]

Nope. Think hard about the.

[Titus]

The.

[Big Cat]

The.

[Titus]

The.

[Kyle]

The snack and the drink.

[Big Cat]

Sour cream and onion Sprite. Sour cream and onion Sprite is like he. He comes correct that he goes hard. Yeah, he probably has.

[Kyle]

Think about them more.

[Big Cat]

He's electric.

[Nick]

A literal sense.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

They're both green Greg.

[Tate]

Oh, no way.

[Kyle]

You got Greg.

[Tate]

Holy

[Big Cat]

green packaging.

[Ethan]

Green.

[Big Cat]

Good answer. Green Greg is coming. I was.

[Nick]

That was excitement in my voice.

[Big Cat]

Holy. Did Josh reach out to his Greg?

[Titus]

How the.

[Tate]

Did we get.

[Big Cat]

How the get in touch with him?

[Kyle]

Did he have to cancel? Ton of green Gregory Green Greg.

[Nick]

My go. Titus missed this.

[Kyle]

Oh, did the chat have it, Lucas?

[Big Cat]

Oh, bright.

[Kyle]

Rapidly trying to think of green things.

[Big Cat]

That was good. Click on your feet.

[Brandon]

That was fun.

[Kyle]

Oh, that was fun. That was a fun way to do that.

[Titus]

What a rush.

[Kyle]

Green Greg week.

[Tate]

That's.

[Brandon]

That's your all week.

[Kyle]

I mean, like, as much as we want him. Yeah, we want. Yeah, we want Greg.

[Big Cat]

Don't.

[Nick]

Is he doing the.

[Big Cat]

Don't book a return.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Is he going on the mt?

[Kyle]

Yeah. Yeah, probably. What if he sucks, though? No.

[Big Cat]

Watch. He won in dominating fashion. He won.

[Kyle]

Like, I want him to be here all week, but maybe that's a lot.

[Big Cat]

He kind of won by mercy rule. Yeah, they had to. He literally won by mercy rule.

[Kyle]

We called it in the sixth inning. Green.

[Brandon]

People forget. He doesn't stop.

[Nick]

No.

[Kyle]

Never.

[Brandon]

Does not stop.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah, he doesn't. He really. He really doesn't.

[Tate]

Oh, I can't wait.

[Nick]

How'd you get him out of Missouri?

[Kyle]

I did. We had to do a lot. We had to do a lot to get him out.

[Nick]

Green gray.

[Kyle]

He.

[Nick]

You got to make sure he only eats one wing at the streams.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I also like not to put pressure on Greg. But there's a part of me that's going to be just like you. Tell me what to bet.

[Nick]

That's a lot of pressure on our week.

[Kyle]

Just be like, okay, I'm doing what you said, and just see where we land. Because imagine if he went on a run.

[Nick]

Can you run this bit back with Titus? Because he will be so.

[Kyle]

Yes, yes, I will. I will. All right, so those are my two announcements.

[Ethan]

Good announcements. Wait, when did you get hot? Was a conference tournament.

[Kyle]

It was like, right around.

[Ethan]

What's going on in there? The lights are out. When.

[Nick]

When did you get super hot?

[Ethan]

Last year.

[Kyle]

It was like, right now last year.

[Ethan]

Okay, 16 in a row.

[Kyle]

Was that 16 and.

[Ethan]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Kyle]

I'm texting Jordan Schmaltz.

[Ethan]

This is about the jug off. Yeah. So we got the jug off. We got Green Greg. We got a march coming at you fellas.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. God.

[Ethan]

March is going to be coming in.

[Big Cat]

The glory days happen. The glory days are in front of us.

[Brandon]

They are if he does go on a run. Green Greg.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

Green Greg.

[Brandon]

Money.

[Kyle]

Listen, he. Not again. Not to put pressure on Greg, but, like, kind of sick if he went on an all time heater. He'll be immortalized. We actually might have to, like, what is it Lenin or Stalin they put in the.

[Ethan]

The tomb?

[Kyle]

No. Isn't he in the acid that keeps him preserved?

[Ethan]

Oh, I don't know. You're thinking crypto.

[Kyle]

No. Look this up.

[Ethan]

They froze his head like Ted Williams.

[Kyle]

One of them's in. In, like, frozen forever. But not frozen. To reanimate Shrek Forever. Not that. No, not that.

[Nick]

Han Solo, Dr. Seuss, maybe hydraulic acid.

[Kyle]

Know that.

[Ethan]

That would probably hydrochloric. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Just be bouncing either way. That's what I want to do to Greg. I want to kill him. And then. And then. And then make a tomb.

[Ethan]

Lucas, run the.

[Kyle]

Joseph Solomon's not frozen. He was embalmed after his death.

[Ethan]

Run the Barstool Greg highlight.

[Kyle]

Okay, so I would like to embalm Barstool Greg in a cast.

[Ethan]

You're going to kill him?

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah. We'd have to kill him and then just put the casket over there.

[Big Cat]

M bomb.

[Nick]

I wrote host of Barstool Idol, Missouri on a lot of my yak trading cards up there.

[Kyle]

Green, gray.

[Big Cat]

Gray.

[Brandon]

It's the gray.

[Nick]

Oh, I can't wait.

[Kyle]

It's gonna be.

[Brandon]

It's with two GS. Am I right? Am I correct or no? Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Two.

[Ethan]

No, one.

[Kyle]

All of our friend. Like, Ethan's gonna be here all Next week, then we go. We go Ethan to Greg. I mean, buy me a show that could just do.

[Ethan]

We're going yug off to Ethan.

[Kyle]

Yeah, but just find me a show that could get two less remarkable white dudes into their mix.

[Nick]

Where did they find these guys?

[Ethan]

Everywhere.

[Kyle]

Just complete copy and paste white dudes that have nothing that is stands out.

[Nick]

How'd they get the two most common people?

[Kyle]

And we're gonna do. We're gonna do, like, 15 hours on the two of them.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah, they'll give us you.

[Kyle]

We will milk them dry, man. Will be. Oh, hey, Dana. I don't know if Jordan. Do you want to wait until. See if Jordan responds? Sure, whatever you guys want. All right. Where are you? Are you. Are you on the way to the airport?

[Dana]

I'm leaving in 10 minutes.

[Kyle]

Okay. All right.

[Ethan]

Talking to.

[Dana]

I can talk in Uber if you need me to.

[Kyle]

All right, so I'll see. Let Lucas. The minute Jordan joins, text Dana and he'll join.

[Nick]

All right, boys.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Ethan]

Okay.

[Kyle]

See you, Dana. I have something else for us if we want to just.

[Ethan]

Jesus Christ. Came loaded.

[Kyle]

I got something else for us.

[Ethan]

Oh, we got something for Titus, though.

[Nick]

Come sit down, Titus. Let's play a game, my friends.

[Kyle]

Go play a game with me, Titus. Oh, no, I've already played it with everyone here. Oh, no. But we wanted to recreate it.

[Brandon]

It's a treat.

[Kyle]

Okay. So conference championship week. Next week or two weeks.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

We're gonna be streaming the whole time.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I have probably a guess I'm more excited about than I've ever been excited about. A guest who's gonna join us for at least some of the time for conference championship week. Yeah. Would you like to guess? And you can ask.

[Big Cat]

You can ask questions.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Like, what does he look.

[Big Cat]

What product would he be? What tractor would he be?

[Kyle]

But you can. So it's one of. I'm so excited for this. This person to be here.

[Titus]

Now, hang on. I think I have an idea.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Titus]

Based on Nick's reaction, what bouncy insect,

[Nick]

what friends character, last name?

[Titus]

Is it barstool Greg.

[Nick]

I couldn't contain myself.

[Kyle]

What are we going to do? Played the whole game, and they asked questions. They're like, what would he be as a soda? And I was like, a Sprite. And I was like, what would he be at a gas station rest stop? I said, sour cream and onion Pringles. So I was doing green things. That's all I could think of. It was a great pop. It was a great pop.

[Titus]

I mean, there are only A handful of people. Nick would get that excited.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Nick]

It's Greg Pokey Reese and, like, Pikachu.

[Brandon]

The big.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

I can't form a Rushmore.

[Kyle]

So he'll be here.

[Titus]

Oh, my God.

[Kyle]

I'm a little nervous.

[Titus]

Lucky.

[Tate]

Are we?

[Kyle]

Yeah, I know. I'm a little nervous that, like, we gotta just.

[Nick]

We.

[Kyle]

We gotta pace ourselves with Greg.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

He can't. Wanna overexpose.

[Titus]

Literally. Can't stop, though. That's.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. It's his Achilles heels.

[Kyle]

You think he'll be green all day? He'll probably show up green.

[Nick]

He better be. That's so great.

[Titus]

That's incredible.

[Ethan]

That's two weeks.

[Kyle]

Two weeks. Two weeks. And then the other one was we're going to do a yug off on Tuesday for the IP rights to that spaceball.

[Titus]

Yeah. This has become a. A thing. I. I saw the hockey guys seeing it and I. I thought it was. Is it crazy to think that I thought it was Dana. Like, I.

[Nick]

Well, can we pull up Dana's tweet?

[Titus]

I thought they. I thought they were shouting out Dana when I saw the Instagram, but they're not.

[Kyle]

No.

[Titus]

It's a hockey podcast.

[Kyle]

Yeah. And then Wyatt texted of the group last night, being like. Actually was Susan Walden. I was like, dude, get the fuck out. Nobody gives a fuck about the Yankees. All right. Do I think I came up with that's baseball? Absolutely not. Always Sunny is my favorite show. Do I think members of the USA Hockey team say that's baseball because of me? Heavens no. It's because of the hockey show that I popular. It's because of the hockey show that popularized it. Do I think it's weird coincidence that they started posting that's baseball six days after I started saying that's baseball? Yes. But that's show business. Do I think these guys are hilarious and could lead to a that's Baseball Yugoff where everybody benefits.

[Nick]

Absolutely.

[Kyle]

Let's go.

[Nick]

So he. A lot of questions is indirectly the reason the USA Hockey team is doing it and that tweet like a domino effect?

[Brandon]

Sort of. Yes.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Timing is interesting.

[Kyle]

I'm. It's my goal now because I was saying. I think I told you guys, the Tkachuk brothers are gonna come on PMT next week. And I'm. My goal is to get that. Convince them that they started saying that's baseball because they love the Yug Station and they listen to every episode they might Spotify.

[Big Cat]

I missed this plot development. The USA Hockey team says it.

[Kyle]

Yeah. So these guys are, like, big in the Hockey world. They're. They're former George.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I know these guys. Yeah.

[Kyle]

So they FaceTimed the hockey team when they were on Air Force One, and I think they were saying, that's baseball. Back and forth.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Kyle]

So that's when it kind were in Milan. That's when everyone was like, oh, I am a Yug Station fan.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Without realizing it, I saw someone put

[Titus]

on their Instagram story one of the players that's in the baseball. That's what I had seen. So, yeah.

[Ethan]

So this is. Is really the dumbest beef that's ever happened. But we are going to cap Yug off.

[Kyle]

That's why it's great. Yeah.

[Nick]

It's neither of theirs. Right. But this is for custody.

[Titus]

Is there. Is there a way that, like, Dana will have to. I'm trying to think of, like, the hockey team has this, like, political storm around them right now. Is there a way to get Dana caught up in that? Yeah, way for Dana to have to issue a notes apology about something.

[Big Cat]

We got to get him to. Yeah, apologize.

[Ethan]

We gotta get Canadian media on this.

[Titus]

I don't want. I don't want the show canceled, but I also want, like, a massive controversy involving Dana because.

[Kyle]

Oh, I would love for the Yug station to lose advertisements. That would be hilarious.

[Big Cat]

We gotta make that spaceball some type of, like, Nazi symbol.

[Brandon]

It's a dog whistle.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Titus]

Didn't, like, 4chan do that with the.

[Kyle]

Oh, look at that.

[Brandon]

That's baseball.

[Titus]

Yeah. Remember when the. The little circle game you play was like, a white power symbol?

[Kyle]

Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Nick]

Someone, like, got tossed out of a Cubs game over there.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that and it was also. There was a phase where, like, if you drank milk, you were Nazi. Well, it coincided with. Yeah. Me and PFT doing milk boys. We just start chugging milk. Everyone's like, wait.

[Big Cat]

Okay, that was really frustrating.

[Kyle]

Really frustrating.

[Big Cat]

People like me, who are actual Nazis,

[Kyle]

very confused. Okay, so you want the other announcement?

[Big Cat]

How many other announcements?

[Brandon]

Oh, Oh, I like this.

[Kyle]

This. Yeah. Friday news dump. This one I'm Is. I haven't figured out yet, but I was made aware of this. I'm gonna send it to you, Lucas and I. There's got to be something that we can do with this. There's got to be something we can do with this. I'm gonna send it to Brandon. Do the first ad read real quick.

[Ethan]

All right. Tax act makes filing easy. With step by step guidance, your maximum refund is guaranteed. You want. You will not find a bigger refund with any other tax filing software. Tax act gives you tax tips throughout the filing process to help you along the way. With expert assist, you can talk to a credentialed tax expert located right here in the US Every tax act tax expert is US based, so they know the ins and outs of the tax laws. Sign up with TaxAct for a chance to win the ultimate Barstool experience. One lucky winner will score a trip for two to Barstool Chicago headquarters, flights and hotel included for behind the scenes access to shows like Pardon My, Take the Yak, and mostly sports. Plus a chance to watch the Yak live, hang out with Barstool talent, shoot hoops, hit the golf simulator, grab ice cream from the famous soft serve machine. Three additional winners will take home exclusive barstool memorabilia from Brandon Walker's mantiquing collection. Sign up now for a chance to win. For full rules, visit taxact.com forward/barstool. No purchase necessary.

[Kyle]

So I haven't thought through this yet. I've contacted the guy. He responded to me. This was in my algorithm last night. Can you pull it up? Lucas, this guy bought a skyscraper. And he just does videos from his skyscraper. It's in Chicago. It's in the Loop.

[Nick]

Oh, what? He owns a skyscraper?

[Kyle]

He owns a skyscraper. He dropped 20, 000 pennies on himself.

[Big Cat]

Empty.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Wait, what?

[Kyle]

I don't understand how this all went down, but we. We have to be able to do something with this. Yeah, I do have a little problem with this. He didn't stand close enough to the pennies.

[Ethan]

Well, that same thing. Oh.

[Kyle]

All at once.

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Nick]

Oh.

[Ethan]

Oh. That was. That was haunting.

[Brandon]

Looks like bees.

[Ethan]

They're not gonna get close to him. Oh, no, they're on them.

[Kyle]

Yeah, there's some that were. Oh, we gotta be able to do something, right?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

This guy would definitely let us use his skyscraper.

[Brandon]

Do people live in it? Or he.

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Nick]

Or is it just his. Yeah, just on a floor. It looks like he has the whole thing.

[Kyle]

I think he has the whole thing.

[Ethan]

Could we do, like, what an awesome thing to own.

[Kyle]

Right?

[Brandon]

And he's doing the right things with it.

[Kyle]

Completely vacant.

[Brandon]

He's being fun with it.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I would be renting it out for cheap to minorities.

[Chris]

Would you?

[Nick]

That's nice.

[Kyle]

That's just the type of guy you are. I don't know what we could do, but you got to be able to

[Nick]

do something that would be like your first.

[Big Cat]

Wow.

[Ethan]

We got to catch. We got to catch ice cream. What did you do? Catch ice cream.

[Kyle]

Ice cream. Catching.

[Nick]

Highest Antiquing A race. Oh, a real antique. Off the top would be amazing.

[Brandon]

Slippery, right? Make those stairs.

[Kyle]

Stairs.

[Nick]

It'll be funny, though.

[Titus]

I didn't know that was possible.

[Kyle]

I didn't either. I don't know how it got in my algorithm. And then when I saw it, I was like, wait a second. That's Chicago.

[Titus]

I guess it is possible. Why wouldn't it be possible?

[Nick]

All right.

[Titus]

I guess some I never really thought about.

[Ethan]

Buy something, because if you have enough money, you could really.

[Titus]

Yeah, you could just.

[Big Cat]

How long do you think it would take for us to spit on Brandon's scalp?

[Kyle]

Oh, that's a great idea.

[Nick]

Like we're playing tag and trying to spit on him.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

The whole building.

[Brandon]

It would have to be big.

[Ethan]

No, I. That or I'm standing at the bottom. Y' all is the top. And you're. That's what.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Oh, I would.

[Nick]

That'd be fun.

[Kyle]

That would be really fun.

[Ethan]

Because if you're chasing me around the building.

[Kyle]

Oh, that would also be fun.

[Nick]

Spit tag in the whole skyscraper.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that would be a lot of fun. Spit tag.

[Brandon]

Oh, he could let White Socks Dave make his laser tag wing. The whole skyscraper of laser beam.

[Tate]

He's.

[Brandon]

He's laser tag.

[Nick]

He's gone a good bit since he said he loved laser tag.

[Chris]

Right.

[Ethan]

He's never gone, but obviously he probably goes every weekend so he doesn't have to talk about it much.

[Chris]

Right.

[Kyle]

Che looks so sinister in there.

[Ethan]

Yeah. Why?

[Kyle]

Lights up. What is going on?

[Nick]

I was just thinking.

[Kyle]

In a skyscraper, are they broken? Are the lights broken?

[Nick]

Lights are broken.

[Kyle]

How?

[Ethan]

What happened to the lights?

[Titus]

How they. I don't know, Lucas.

[Ethan]

Okay, so maybe tell the people in charge of the building that maybe fix the lights.

[Kyle]

The lighting guy was here yesterday and he. He broke.

[Ethan]

He broke it.

[Kyle]

Apparently.

[Nick]

The lighting guy broke it.

[Ethan]

What a twist. Now we're gonna pay the lighting guy more to fix it.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he's smart by him.

[Nick]

I get you.

[Titus]

Why was the lighting guy here if they weren't broken?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Wait a goddamn second.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Titus]

He's creating business for himself.

[Ethan]

This guy's a genius.

[Big Cat]

There is a text to speech translation pickle. Yesterday, non English speaker came in and the translation to security was, I'm here to cover a body. Oh, she meant cover for somebody.

[Kyle]

Oh,

[Nick]

so tricky.

[Kyle]

By the way, we waited too long to say, congrats, Chef Donnie on winning the.

[Nick]

I was just gonna bring it up to Titus. How are you?

[Titus]

I. I congratulated him. I tried to welcome him to the Champions Club. He wanted no part of that. So, you know, I took the high

[Kyle]

road trophy here today.

[Titus]

This is the way it goes.

[Nick]

He got you with a line.

[Titus]

Yeah, he kind of did. Kind of did. He's been doing that lately.

[Ethan]

The.

[Titus]

The heart can't compete with his wit.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Ethan]

It's not the size of the trust. What did he say?

[Nick]

It's not the size of the trophy.

[Kyle]

It's.

[Nick]

It's about the size of the heart in the trophy. But, like, the thing is, he's so close all the time to landing the plane, but then he adds more words. He could have stopped at heart.

[Titus]

It's about the size of the heart. That would have made sense. Yeah. And he's.

[Nick]

And you would have been owned.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

So John Rafio can't finish on the rhyme.

[Brandon]

Nick, the picture you posted in the group chat yesterday made me.

[Nick]

It was just Chef Donnie looking up Rudy's ass.

[Kyle]

The gaff. Let's cut to pft.

[Nick]

He's storming out, but Kate is with the winner. Let's send it to Kate.

[Brandon]

Chef Donnie, everybody was counting you out. You had a certain amount of haters over here who would not let up. What do you have to say to them?

[Kyle]

It's just to Mark. This is just a tight message to him.

[Dana]

Every single event, I beat him.

[Tate]

Every.

[Kyle]

Every single one, Mark. So remember that for next year.

[Dana]

He said I wouldn't win at the Three Cone Drill.

[Titus]

Kill them.

[Kyle]

This is.

[Titus]

He started over.

[Kyle]

This is something he'll never have.

[Nick]

I'm glad we got to see that reaction.

[Brandon]

More breaking news.

[Titus]

I want to welcome. I want to welcome you to the Champions Club.

[Nick]

Oh, that's really.

[Titus]

Bury the hatchet. Welcome you to the Champions Club.

[Nick]

That's really nice, Titus.

[Titus]

Stand under your. This is my trophy when I won the Chili's. Three for me.

[Ethan]

You also have a banner out there, Titus.

[Tate]

That's.

[Titus]

Yeah. I wanted to welcome you to the Champions Club.

[Dana]

You tried to take this from me.

[Chris]

You couldn't.

[Dana]

You'll never take this from me.

[Kyle]

You'll never have it.

[Titus]

I. I have a bigger trophy.

[Kyle]

Look how much bigger.

[Dana]

It's not the size of the trophy.

[Kyle]

It's about the size of the heart in the trophy. Oh, man.

[Titus]

About the size of the heart.

[Kyle]

I'm happy he won. He said before that he almost won every year, so this was a big year for him. And then I was like, what? He was like, two years ago. I came in third in last year. Well, we don't talk about last year, so.

[Nick]

So only once. He almost.

[Kyle]

Almost one.

[Nick]

Almost came in second.

[Ethan]

This is the year of Chef Donnie, it.

[Titus]

Really?

[Nick]

Really.

[Ethan]

But this.

[Nick]

There was no fiscal prize.

[Big Cat]

He made nothing. Yeah.

[Ethan]

No.

[Kyle]

Absolutely nothing. Would you guys give Connor Griffin a little shit?

[Ethan]

It was the whole show. Yeah, it was nice, actually.

[Kyle]

You shouldn't be able to give him shit.

[Ethan]

Why not?

[Kyle]

Because you didn't compete.

[Ethan]

I can't give him.

[Kyle]

You can't. You can. Unless you pumped out.

[Ethan]

I can pump out.

[Kyle]

Put a jersey on.

[Ethan]

No, no, I'm retired.

[Kyle]

Or in SAP. Put a jersey on.

[Ethan]

No, no. Give him.

[Titus]

Connor. Connor having anything to say other than just like, yeah, I'm weak. I'm. I'm just.

[Ethan]

Connor's 26 years old.

[Titus]

I'm just. I have noodle arms. I'm. I'm a right. I'm a weak. Say, that is what drives me.

[Kyle]

What did he say?

[Titus]

Well, he's just like, I. I lift.

[Kyle]

I. Dude, I do lift.

[Titus]

I don't lift in the way that you need to lift in order to pinch press. And then he just kind of does his whole thing.

[Kyle]

He doesn't live my form.

[Titus]

It's the form. It's not the strength. It's the form.

[Brandon]

Everyone was telling him his arms were too close together.

[Kyle]

Let me see. Let me see his.

[Nick]

Danny, you were lifting and pressing the bar to your neck every time.

[Kyle]

Danny, you were sneaky, expressive.

[Nick]

Yeah,

[Titus]

That was an exact replay of tail in.

[Ethan]

Almost crawled across the table.

[Kyle]

He got his one. Yeah, that and Zach's run.

[Ethan]

Well.

[Tate]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

Zach's run was electric.

[Nick]

So good.

[Brandon]

It's kind of like a Peewee Herman run.

[Chris]

So good.

[Nick]

Yeah, it is.

[Kyle]

Zach, for being out there, because he was so nervous about this for like, a month.

[Brandon]

Really?

[Kyle]

Yeah, he was so nervous.

[Nick]

He did fine.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he was fine.

[Nick]

What the is that for, Brandon?

[Ethan]

This is not. This is not.

[Tate]

I don't.

[Ethan]

What the is that? Did. Did Tate set up a long con?

[Kyle]

No. All right, we got to talk to

[Ethan]

him because, listen, he goes from not being able to do one to doing 14.

[Nick]

It's not worked up.

[Kyle]

We're gonna have him. We're gonna have him on in a second, but I think Jordan and Dana are ready. Okay, so we got to get the. We got a lot of balls in the air. I also sent the zoom link to skyscraper guy.

[Ethan]

You got a couple more announcements to

[Kyle]

make, because I want to know what the fuck happened. Like, how do you get a skyscraper? There's no one in the zoom. Okay, okay. All right, all right, I'll tell them.

[Ethan]

The Tate Long con us, I think.

[Brandon]

Absolutely.

[Ethan]

Yeah. I feel like he. He ate because going from 1 to 14 and it's not me questioning 14. It's me questioning the 1. He could have done one last year.

[Titus]

Yes.

[Ethan]

He was in.

[Brandon]

He.

[Ethan]

He could have done the one.

[Kyle]

He could. He. He's. He also the. Let's save the tape because I want him to be here because he's a psycho.

[Ethan]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

Like, to a level that I didn't fully realize.

[Ethan]

Yeah. Tate's. He was holding you hostage yesterday.

[Kyle]

He was holding me hostage yesterday.

[Nick]

He said he's been biting his tongue for two years.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I don't know what that was about. He lost it. And then he was. And then he.

[Ethan]

He.

[Kyle]

He said that it would be all good if I. Cuz I did maybe spread some misinformation. And then I collaborated with him on Instagram. That's all he wanted. And I did. The music choice was Shania Twain. Man, I feel like a woman.

[Ethan]

Uhhuh.

[Jordan]

But yeah.

[Titus]

What. What?

[Big Cat]

Would that run a business?

[Kyle]

No. Yeah, there it is.

[Nick]

Or a collab post. Yeah, a lot.

[Brandon]

That's a lot.

[Kyle]

A lot.

[Big Cat]

Take got like, what, 20 grand?

[Kyle]

Yeah, probably more.

[Nick]

More than that.

[Kyle]

Listen, he did it kind of, but there's also some footage of him not doing it.

[Titus]

That's what's confusing.

[Ethan]

Right.

[Nick]

But that's in the past.

[Titus]

But I couldn't.

[Ethan]

No, that might have been from yesterday.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

There's one.

[Titus]

I thought I had seen him do it.

[Kyle]

Right.

[Titus]

And then I went home and I was like telling my wife about. I was like, yeah, watch this. Tate did it and then she's like, this video you're showing me. He's not doing it.

[Kyle]

He's with AI.

[Titus]

So I don't know what to believe now.

[Big Cat]

Tried the same thing.

[Kyle]

I. I kind of lean on the 14 reps being AI.

[Titus]

I think so.

[Kyle]

Right.

[Big Cat]

Mandela effect. I don't know why I thought he did 14.

[Kyle]

Did.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Kyle]

These boys are going to join hopefully in a second. All right, which ones did you do?

[Ethan]

I do Roback.

[Kyle]

Roback. Roback active wear. Best fit, best feel. You all know Roback. Best hoodies and joggers in the game. But what you may not know is the best pants in the game too. The Roback Delta pants are incred a really great fabric and fit for every day. They have a really nice stretch waistband for when those lbs keep stacking on. Find us pairing Robax fulton vest with these pants to complete the fit. The vest is perfect for the winter months. Has nice zipper pockets and stretched side panels, so it's still comfortable and easy to move. Use code yak for 20 off your first purchase that's 20 off all pants, joggers, vests, and more. Just use code Yak and head over to rhobac.com.

[Big Cat]

wait, so.

[Kyle]

Oh, here we go. All right, all the boys are here.

[Big Cat]

The tension is palpable.

[Kyle]

Oh, man, these guys fucking hate each other.

[Jordan]

Fuck this fucking guy

[Titus]

right here.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God. All right, so, boys, we're talking about it. I love this controversy more than anything because I think what I said earlier was it's a fight between two. Two guys or three guys here to the rights on a phrase that has probably been said a billion times in the history of the English language. But we gotta find out who gets rights to it. So what? Jordan, why don't you start. When did you start saying that's baseball?

[Nick]

I would.

[Big Cat]

You know what, Big cat?

[Nick]

And thanks for having me back, boys. It's on behalf of Home by three. Dana, good to see you. That's basically

[Ethan]

that.

[Nick]

I don't know, man. I was trying to check my receipts. It was in and around, like, either. October 31st to November 3rd is kind of what I had done my research, going through all of our streams. I mean, we go live, you know, three or four times a week, but that's kind of what I. Doing my homework. It was sometime between, like, the start of hockey season and, like, November 1st.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Nick]

Dana debuted on a Halloween episode of.

[Kyle]

Oh, no. So, Dana, was that the first that's baseball that you uttered?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Dana]

And listen, I don't want to have to be the receipts guy because I like these guys a lot, but it was October 31st at about 158 around then. Listen, I think. I think we probably run in a lot of the same circles. You probably have a lot of guys that heard it and may have said it around you. So I'm not the first guy to say that's baseball. Neither are you guys. So I think this is. I think we're. We're. We're seeing eye to eye on this together, for sure. However, I think there's something good that can come of this. Maybe we sell a bunch of T shirts or something.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

And also we. The first clip of that's baseball for us came out sometime in early November. We have a team of Indonesian kids cutting clips, and they usually take, like, a week or 10 days to get out.

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Nick]

You need more to.

[Jordan]

When the clip came out. That's a debacle. I'm trying to get in touch with those Indonesian kids, but not hearing back.

[Kyle]

Okay. All right. So. So I think we're We've decided we're gonna do a yug off. A virtual yog off. Unless you guys want to come to Chicago on Tuesday. You're more than welcome.

[Jordan]

I have a haircut that day.

[Big Cat]

Yeah,

[Ethan]

next year.

[Kyle]

Yeah, maybe I would actually go.

[Jordan]

We don't have jobs. We don't have anything going on. We don't have girls. We have nothing.

[Kyle]

Okay, well, we can figure that out. Maybe we get you guys up here. So wait, but here's the question, because there's two of you, Rob and Jordan, and there's one of Dana. Is it going to be a. Like, does Dana need to get another person to yug with?

[Big Cat]

I think absolutely.

[Kyle]

Does he get to choose someone, anyone, just randomly from our office?

[Nick]

Just like. Yeah, I don't know because I, I feel like, you know, we're, we're entering into the Lions den as is going against a professional yogurt and is it just like a 12 ounce beer in a cup? Like, what are, what are the rules were the regulations for, you know, a gentleman's game?

[Ethan]

Like this?

[Kyle]

I like what Jordan just did there. He's pretending like he's never listened to the yug stage. Yeah, that was really smart. When we, when we take this to court, you're gonna be like, look, I swear to God, dude, I'm not a daily subscriber to the yug station, okay?

[Dana]

I heard them talking on the pod. They were like, is it yogurt?

[Ethan]

Is it you?

[Kyle]

They've been lawyered up. All right, wait, so Dana, what? Like, what do you want? Is it 12 ounce beers?

[Dana]

I mean, listen, I know we have Doug Doug on Tuesday, but I'd be down for some type of marathon.

[Kyle]

Oh, a marathon.

[Ethan]

Marathon.

[Kyle]

What is a marathon? Chug up.

[Dana]

Just like a case rate style thing. Like maybe first. First to 10 or 12.

[Kyle]

Oh. Oh.

[Titus]

Holy.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Titus]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

We're kind of like more like a

[Nick]

USA hockey team where we need like three on three overtime in a one stop shop.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, okay.

[Kyle]

But I mean, I don't really know.

[Jordan]

I don't really know what to say. Like, I don't know exactly what the rules are. I think personally, two verse one, he could probably still beat us.

[Kyle]

No, actually here's, here's the craziest thing, boys. And again, good job pretending you've never seen the UG Station. I know you watch every single episode of the UG Station. Go subscribe on all platforms. Dana actually sucks at chugging beers. And that's his entire personality. His entire personality is chugging beers and he's bad at it.

[Titus]

Really bad.

[Jordan]

Yeah, I think it would be fair then, if he gets to bring someone in. So it's 2v2.

[Titus]

I mean.

[Kyle]

Oh, okay.

[Chris]

At the office.

[Kyle]

You got anyone in mind?

[Dana]

Let me shuffle through my contacts.

[Kyle]

We gotta. We got a guy who's basically the best chugger of all time in this office.

[Big Cat]

Ah, yeah, yeah.

[Nick]

You guys just got tricked.

[Kyle]

Yeah, you got tricked bad.

[Nick]

Got tricked real bad.

[Kyle]

You got tricked.

[Jordan]

Can we get a lineup of reasonable people that we can, like, make this a seven game series if we don't have to get swept? Like, is that. Is that on the table?

[Kyle]

Yeah, I think we should make it fair. I also think. Go ahead, Dan.

[Dana]

At this point, I was gonna say, like, no matter what happens, even if we win.

[Kyle]

Wait, wait. Time out, time out, time out, time out, time out, time out. This is where Dana's not allowed to talk without his representation here.

[Dana]

All right, but that's.

[Kyle]

No, no, no, no. What I was gonna say was that's baseball's offense.

[Big Cat]

That is a hockey thing, Dana.

[Titus]

You're like, listen, it belongs with hockey. That's baseball.

[Kyle]

I was gonna say, dana, if you win this yug off, I need a personal video from all of Team USA saying that's baseball. Credit the yug station.

[Ethan]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

All right.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I'm down for that.

[Nick]

Dana, Dana, you know I'm on your side. I fucking hate these other guys. But you only said it, like twice, right?

[Dana]

It took off.

[Kyle]

Yeah, because that is like, like the. I saw the original clip you sent, and the difference is, like, Jordan and Rob, like, that clip that. That they were talking about, that's baseball, was very funny, and they elaborated on it. You just like, drunkenly said, that's baseball. And then we're like, what was that? And you're like, I don't know.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You didn't even mean to.

[Nick]

You accidentally said it every time.

[Jordan]

Yeah, yeah, we were saying it. I think we probably said it way more like when my mom called me, my uncle had a heart attack, and I just said, that's baseball.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Your buddy gets divorced, you go meet him for dinner, and he's just like, I can't shake it, man. You're like. You look at him, you're like, dude, that's baseball, dude.

[Kyle]

See, these guys use it in a funny way.

[Big Cat]

Funny as

[Dana]

we all agree that that's baseball.

[Kyle]

At the end of the day, Dana,

[Nick]

we got to get 27 outs to win this game.

[Kyle]

You know?

[Dana]

That's right. That's right. Hey, can I say something to common sex and cone tits over there in the yak studio. You get the. Out of here with the. With the zillion beer stuff. All right, Walker,

[Nick]

I, I. I corrected him. I said you stole Bellina cup, not zillion beers.

[Big Cat]

You didn't steal. You just ripped off.

[Ethan]

You ripped off the conc. Put the word zillion on it.

[Nick]

Yeah, you're right.

[Kyle]

Let's not. Let's not have family fights around guests. You know, this is. This is unbecoming of us.

[Ethan]

Right?

[Chris]

You're right.

[Ethan]

You're right, you're right.

[Kyle]

All right, so we'll. We'll figure out the. The actual rules. Jordan, I'll text you, and I'll text Dana, and we'll see if there's a way we can get you up here, because we'd love to have you here. And the most. The most consequential yug off of all time. There's. There's actual stakes. I, I think we.

[Nick]

We gotta make this happen. I think a national anthem to start. I'm gonna come in a pair of Franklin baseball gloves. I'm my spike pair of gloves about metal spikes in the office, but I'm ready to play.

[Kyle]

Okay. Everything.

[Dana]

I'll probably just be wearing, like, a white tee.

[Kyle]

That's baseball.

[Jordan]

Does the winner. Are we ever allowed to say that's baseball again?

[Kyle]

Or like, yes, yes. No, no, no, no.

[Ethan]

Shut up.

[Kyle]

No, I think you. I think if you say it like, like, if Dana said. If Dana loses this and he says that's baseball, he says, credit to home by three, and then the other way around, like, where if you say it, you're like. You have to just put in, like, at the end of your episode, being like, oh, and all. All times you said, that's baseball. Please credit Dana Beers.

[Nick]

You could say it quickly. Yeah, you can say it fast as you want.

[Titus]

Just like a disclaimer at the end.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah, maybe it's like a disclaimer at the beginning. Like, yeah, just like you're listening to Home by three. And all. All times we say, that's baseball. Please credit Dana Beers.

[Nick]

Or fine print in the bottom of a video.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

And does that.

[Nick]

Does that citing your source lasts for an eternity, or is that just, you

[Jordan]

know, the calendar year for the fiscal year?

[Kyle]

Every time it's uttered, even if it's uttered privately, you have to text Dana and be like, hey, thanks, man. I just said it. I said it to a girl at the bar.

[Dana]

This is kind of a win. Win for me, because I don't really say it that much.

[Nick]

Dana, what the are you doing, dude? Dana, you. You've said it almost three times.

[Big Cat]

Learn how to battle.

[Kyle]

Oh, man.

[Ethan]

This is.

[Kyle]

What's gonna happen is you guys are just gonna become best friends with Dana and then he's gonna be like, that was awesome when you guys took that spaceball from me. That's just how this is gonna end.

[Jordan]

So, I mean, if we lose, that's baseball. We're gonna have to switch over to.

[Kyle]

That's porn.

[Jordan]

That's another thing.

[Kyle]

What about now? This is crazy. But have you guys thought about maybe that's hockey?

[Titus]

No, I've never thought about that.

[Kyle]

That's. Yeah, I guess that wouldn't really work.

[Chris]

I don't.

[Nick]

I don't get it.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it doesn't really make sense.

[Jordan]

I just really want to keep saying that's baseball. We actually, I think, I think. Can we see a lineup of who he gets to pick for his. Like, I think there should be weight classes here or something. Like, there has to be something to balance this out.

[Kyle]

Yeah, we're not going to put deutsche up because you actually would.

[Big Cat]

Would get somebody a little more. Greg. We'll feed you Greg.

[Titus]

Where are you boys based out of?

[Kyle]

Scottsdale.

[Titus]

Scottsdale. I do love the idea of a seven game series where you get home and home.

[Nick]

Dana.

[Titus]

Yeah, Dana has to go out to Scottsdale just to drink one beer.

[Kyle]

Yeah. And this takes like. This takes like five years while it's taking place. Everyone can use that. Cats baseball.

[Big Cat]

Big cat.

[Nick]

We gotta go old school. NBA style. Two, three two format.

[Kyle]

Two, three, two format.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Dana]

You don't.

[Ethan]

Shame.

[Dana]

That'd be an absolute shame.

[Nick]

That would be.

[Jordan]

So spend $40,000 and then.

[Kyle]

And then you guys. And then the. And then the winner prints the shirts and they immediately get a cease and desist for whoever actually has the rights to that spaceball.

[Jordan]

That would be so much baseball.

[Nick]

I can't imagine flying across the country for one.

[Big Cat]

We need a seven game series.

[Nick]

Damon doesn't say it. He's gonna cost thousands of dollars.

[Kyle]

All right, well, we'll figure this out. This will be fun. Thank you boys for. For joining. And. And as of right now, everyone can say that's baseball because it's. It hasn't as of right now. Yeah, no.

[Jordan]

Gotta use it up this weekend.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Thanks for having us. This is awesome. And looking forward to this.

[Ethan]

All right.

[Titus]

Awesome.

[Kyle]

Ever go subscribe to Home by three? These guys are very funny. All right, we'll talk to you guys.

[Titus]

See you, boys.

[Kyle]

See ya. Oh, man, those guys rock.

[Nick]

That'd be so Funny. Have Barstool Scottsdale host a 10 second event, sell tickets, like, kind of a lot of money.

[Titus]

And then even when Dana's in Scottsdale, there's like a three day break in between. So he's got a like, seven game series. You know what?

[Ethan]

I'm gonna stand.

[Titus]

It's not like they do it like all three rapid fires.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

All right, you lose now, you get about 48 hours to regroup, get ready for the next one.

[Kyle]

We have Barstool Greg is our red panda. Comes out at halftime, drinks one beer.

[Nick]

He just comes out and he just shows how green he is. Connor Griffin's announcing it.

[Titus]

Oh, my God.

[Nick]

Where. Where was Dana's fight?

[Ethan]

Where's his what?

[Nick]

Where was his fight?

[Ethan]

Oh, no, he has no fight.

[Kyle]

He's a puppy dog.

[Ethan]

The angries he got was at me for saying he stole Friday beers.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Silian, I do kind of want to just figure out. Yeah, I'm gonna say right now, this. We're gonna plan this out, but I kind of want it to not happen on Tuesday unless those guys can come, because I do think it needs to be a seven game series.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And I do think it needs to be home and home city.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Kyle]

Yep. And it just. I think this should. This should be something that like, in, like two years, we're like, oh, game six of.

[Titus]

That's right. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Like, holy.

[Titus]

Give it time to breathe. Let's talk.

[Kyle]

Still going off about it.

[Titus]

Like, Dana's down 2:1. Does he have what it takes to come back and debate shows or just.

[Ethan]

Yeah,

[Kyle]

okay, that's. This is gonna be great. Yeah. So we'll figure out when they can come here and we'll do game one and. Well, we could do game one and game two, and then we'll. Because both games will be in Chicago and then we can take it back to Scottsdale.

[Big Cat]

Has there ever been A Phoenix, Chicago seven game series in any sport?

[Ethan]

Well, it went six. 1993 NBA final.

[Titus]

That's right.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Charles Barkley, Michael Jordan, like, try to. Yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Look at that for tape, for ideas.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I like that.

[Ethan]

They had a triple overtime game. You think we can have a triple overtime game?

[Nick]

How's. I don't know. How would it work?

[Kyle]

Just keep. Yuck.

[Ethan]

We don't know how any of this.

[Nick]

Keep yogging, I'd imagine.

[Kyle]

Just keep going for it. All right, we've got to talk about Tate. Oh, by the way, skyscraper guy saw my message, so if he joins the Zoom, let us know.

[Ethan]

Lucas, have you talked to him at all or you Just sitting.

[Kyle]

No, I talked to him this morning.

[Ethan]

Okay.

[Kyle]

I said we got a collab on a video. And he said yes.

[Big Cat]

Am I what? Wouldn't that cost like a billion dollars?

[Kyle]

I don't understand.

[Ethan]

A lot of money.

[Kyle]

I feel like though there's like people have all kinds of weird loopholes with

[Big Cat]

like funding and funding loopholes.

[Ethan]

Is there a way for us to look on Notzilla or something? But can we see how much. How much a skyscraper would cost?

[Nick]

What's his electric water?

[Ethan]

We want to buy a skyscraper.

[Kyle]

Look on Zillow first.

[Ethan]

I'm guessing $50 million. Is it for.

[Brandon]

Would be a low one downtown in Chicago.

[Ethan]

Oh yeah. I guess that would in the hundreds of millions.

[Kyle]

I bet you could find one.

[Ethan]

Okay, well that's just.

[Kyle]

Those are homes.

[Ethan]

Yeah, that's just apartments now.

[Kyle]

You got to go to. No, no, you got to go to home type.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

No, no.

[Ethan]

What are you doing with.

[Nick]

Christ, you're just typing skyscraper and locate as location.

[Ethan]

Home type.

[Kyle]

Home type

[Ethan]

right here. It says home type right there.

[Nick]

Just put up your phone.

[Ethan]

Get rid of houses.

[Kyle]

Get rid of houses. Get rid of townhouse multifamily.

[Ethan]

It's just not on here.

[Kyle]

No lots.

[Nick]

Click other.

[Kyle]

No manufactured.

[Titus]

Unclick all of them.

[Nick]

What's manufacturing?

[Tate]

That's how you

[Brandon]

and just make your budget 100 million.

[Ethan]

Wow. It's a lot of go right into downtown.

[Nick]

Yeah. I don't think you buy a skyscraper on Zillow.

[Ethan]

You should be able to. What's the most expensive thing? Is that a. That's just a big, big ass house. We're never gonna get a skyscraper.

[Nick]

Remember we used to play Doug Hunt

[Ethan]

but if those building had be electric

[Nick]

Using a whole skyscraper.

[Brandon]

Yeah, like a really long twirly slide.

[Ethan]

Oh, all the way from.

[Brandon]

All the way.

[Ethan]

Wow. Oh, wait, here we go.

[Kyle]

Why is your link.

[Big Cat]

He paid 7.5 million. That's it for his portion of the pit building.

[Ethan]

Oh, he doesn't have the whole thing.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no, that would make sense. Oh, he owns approximately 80.

[Nick]

Look at the one Wyatt sent.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Oh, it's a former kfc.

[Kyle]

What is that?

[Tate]

What?

[Nick]

That's what I got top one.

[Ethan]

Yeah, I guess you scroll down maybe I.

[Titus]

What are we looking at?

[Nick]

Is this the one across the street from Brandon?

[Ethan]

That is closed.

[Nick]

Get the kfc.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Kyle]

It's not too many want to skyscraper.

[Nick]

There's only four that you missed out. I guess.

[Kyle]

All right, I'm texting. Tate, come down here.

[Nick]

Do you guys have the citizen app on your phone? No, I got a great one yesterday. What was it, Man? Screaming for three days.

[Brandon]

Wow.

[Nick]

Yeah, I screenshot it, but three days? I think I would have called early.

[Ethan]

Huh.

[Nick]

That's more impressive at this point, I

[Brandon]

think it's a lot of screaming.

[Ethan]

I want to.

[Big Cat]

I want to read. Yeah.

[Titus]

Does the Citizen app help you, Nick?

[Kyle]

No.

[Titus]

Yeah, no.

[Nick]

I pay for premium, too.

[Titus]

I feel like the people that check that app or the people that shouldn't have that app.

[Nick]

No, definitely.

[Big Cat]

That's exactly what's going on.

[Nick]

It's like my most used app.

[Brandon]

I took it off my phone, and then Pat still sends me screenshots of what's happening on it.

[Ethan]

It.

[Brandon]

He's like, get a load of this.

[Kyle]

Yeah, you don't need that.

[Brandon]

We have a liquor store on the other side of our block where things get a little dicey sometimes. But, like, I'm out in the baby pool with the kids, and you get the notifications like, man with a knife. And it's like. That's on the other side of the block, like.

[Tate]

Yeah, it's right.

[Brandon]

After a while, you feel nothing. You're like, okay, all right. It kind of desensitizes you a little.

[Kyle]

What's this one? Hey, Tate.

[Tate]

What's up, guys?

[Big Cat]

Hello.

[Nick]

Buy a skyscraper?

[Ethan]

Yeah, we're buying a skyscraper for the act.

[Kyle]

We found a sky. A guy who owns a skyscraper, probably doing after dark from there.

[Tate]

He said we can use it.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I mean, we're in negotiation.

[Ethan]

We said yes.

[Titus]

Did you hear the. Did you hear the news, by the way, Greg?

[Tate]

I did hear that.

[Ethan]

Okay.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

The whole office is buzzing.

[Tate]

Can we.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Upstairs.

[Titus]

The trip is off.

[Tate]

Get them on.

[Titus]

That's why. That's why I brought it up. We have to get him on. Mostly. I. We got to. We got to strike first, though. Everybody's going to want him.

[Tate]

If I'm Greg, I show up painted green that day. I make an impression.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

If I'm Greg, I'm showing up.

[Kyle]

That's.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I'm just showing up. Giving. Giving us a gift.

[Kyle]

So, Tate, how you doing?

[Ethan]

Great.

[Kyle]

Yeah, Great.

[Ethan]

Last we saw you, you were quite angry.

[Tate]

Listen, here's my stance on that.

[Kyle]

Do you apologize for how you overreacted?

[Tate]

I had is a fight orf flight decision.

[Nick]

It was the steroids I had.

[Tate]

I had to make a decision in the moment. Do I want to be known for the because he whines or the because he can't put up 135? And I would way rather be known for being a whiny little bitch than being someone that can't put up 135.

[Kyle]

Okay,

[Big Cat]

I want you to sincerely talk about how that moment last year impacted you emotionally, professionally, socially.

[Tate]

Well, that's where the reaction came from. Because last year, as fair as fair can be, as soon as it happened, everyone's tweeting about. Everyone's retweeting about it. It was this one.

[Kyle]

Wait, is this this year or last year?

[Tate]

I'm not doing it.

[Nick]

Oh yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh no.

[Tate]

Try again.

[Ethan]

Try again.

[Kyle]

Which year is this, Lucas?

[Nick]

This is last year.

[Kyle]

Okay. The bad. She. The bad.

[Ethan]

Give me wip.

[Kyle]

All right. Yeah. Cuz you wiped your hands.

[Tate]

I was giving you sincere.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I want you to be vulnerable. Well, we needed to give context for what we're talking about, cuz someone else

[Big Cat]

just did it at ESPN.

[Tate]

Milwaukee couldn't do 90.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that was tough. And wait, what was the. Was there an AI video this year?

[Tate]

I can't pout about it.

[Ethan]

I forgot.

[Kyle]

I think this is the. This is the real one from this year.

[Tate]

This is a real one if I know Lucas, my producer, not a real one.

[Titus]

Everybody's clapping it up for you way.

[Big Cat]

Let's get one.

[Kyle]

I can't.

[Titus]

No way.

[Kyle]

Oh my God. And wait, did that get community noted? No, it didn't. I thought it did.

[Tate]

I think that was fake.

[Kyle]

Oh, okay.

[Ethan]

So that.

[Nick]

So let's be real.

[Tate]

And. And by the way, can you click on Barstool sports?

[Kyle]

You like to.

[Tate]

Can you click on barstool Sports? Cuz you'll see they have not only 6.9 million, it's their pin tweet.

[Ethan]

Oh.

[Tate]

Oh, that's kind of.

[Kyle]

Wait, but it says. Again, it says it's clearly edited.

[Tate]

Can I go back to answering Kyle's question?

[Kyle]

It all goes.

[Big Cat]

He said, actually I'm interested in that.

[Tate]

Okay, so how did it affect me? It went from. And I've obviously made part of my character. I chirp about everything. I. I whine about everything. I make fun of every college football team, whatever. If I tweet that I'm watching this TV show, every reply is, I'm surprised you couldn't even lift the remote.

[Kyle]

So that's funny.

[Tate]

So I'll tweet whatever and I'll get. If I tweet about Nebraska, I get 50 dms right away. That said, you don't even talk to me until you spend 135. And I think that is all fair game because I didn't bench 135 when I do. And I didn't just do it once. There were people that didn't. There were people. Whatever. I did it 14 times. And that's nothing to write home about. I'm fine with Lucas tweeting it. I'm fine with Quigs's burner tweeting it for the reaction to be. I mean, when it happened, Kyle, my. My high school basketball coach stopped my mom in the school that she works at and was like, was that real? Like Tate. Tate did that in high school? Like what? Like, so it's embarrassing to people that. Yeah, people that don't get the Internet.

[Big Cat]

I like how our audience doesn't care if we suck asset podcasting.

[Ethan]

Right.

[Tate]

But if you can't.

[Titus]

Right.

[Tate]

So I guess my point is it.

[Kyle]

It was a good point, Kyle.

[Tate]

Yeah. I know Big. I know. I know Big Cat understands the Internet. I know Lucas understands there. I know Quigs, our orbit understands the Internet. My high school basketball coach, who's now talking about in the staff room at Wadsworth High school, sees a 6.9 million follower tweet pinned to the profile and he doesn't go, well, Quicks probably made that one.

[Kyle]

Well, no, it says it's clearly so I thought.

[Tate]

I thought it was unfair that as soon as I did it that I'm fine with Lucas, I'm fine with Quigs, I'm fine with Big Cat. I thought the main account posting it to a 7 million. Am I right or wrong?

[Kyle]

I think you might. You might be a rider.

[Tate]

What does that mean?

[Kyle]

Like, there's skills on the main account.

[Ethan]

Got your culture. Yeah.

[Kyle]

The gotcha.

[Tate]

And I had people from Viva. Multiple people. Like, man, you got ops in this. Because I. I said no. I said no. Well, if you all said no, it wouldn't have been up.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Who was it?

[Tate]

I don't know. Because they all said no.

[Titus]

No.

[Nick]

Everybody said no.

[Tate]

I got a dude that I drive home from this office three days a week swearing up and down it wasn't him. I got another dude who I got. I personally asked Danny Boy Kane to unblock him saying he no. And he did saying no way it was him. So I don't know who it could be because I was told those two people run vivo.

[Nick]

They know it's on the main account, though. So that's a whole new.

[Tate]

Again, that's what I'm saying. Anytime.

[Kyle]

Oh, no.

[Tate]

It'll be Julian saying, getting ready for the combine and it's this guy. So again, that was all fair. You have to see my side here.

[Brandon]

This next.

[Big Cat]

This next year is going to be even worse.

[Nick]

Why?

[Big Cat]

They're gonna just use.

[Tate]

But you have to see my side. That okay.

[Ethan]

I finally.

[Tate]

I clearly put in some work to get up 14. There were people that put in 1, 0, 2, 10, whatever the main accounts take is. Oh, he did it again. Yeah, that's. And that's where the reaction came from. And I thought being whiny and earning. That was a good collab.

[Kyle]

Yeah, no, it's a good collab. It was good club. People were talking about that Collab.

[Tate]

People were DMing me last night. They weren't DMing me, and they were saying, good collab.

[Nick]

Good collab.

[Kyle]

Great song choice. Do you want to talk about how you planned the collab bit before the combine started?

[Tate]

I'm getting way too much credit as a.

[Kyle]

All right, so here's. I. I had two.

[Ethan]

Two.

[Kyle]

Two things happen. One, I want to talk about you being a psycho, because you are a psycho. But my favorite moment afterwards was he's. I love him so much, but he's just. He's always so close, but it's like, oh, he almost had it. White Sox Dave was like, he fucking planned this. It's a bit. And I was like. Like, yeah, I agree. He probably trained all year. And White Sox Dave was like, no, he. He fucking purposely didn't do a rep last year so that this year he could do 14. I was like, I don't think so, dude. Maybe he's right. No, that would be the craziest long.

[Ethan]

Okay, okay, listen.

[Nick]

Even if he gets it this year, right? Old videos.

[Kyle]

Correct. Correct. So he was close.

[Ethan]

I don't know if Tate is deceptive enough or you would even think about that. My only thing is, I still can't find an explanation for why you couldn't do one last year. Because you are athletic.

[Tate]

Thank you.

[Ethan]

You play things. You do things. Like, you're active. And you said you did it in high school. I see zero reason. You tell me why the fuck you couldn't do it last year.

[Tate]

I'll answer. I'll answer 100% honest. No bits on any questions. The answer of this is true story. I knew I could do it. I knew I couldn't do it many times. So I was like. I confirmed. You know me. I'm a planner. Three times that week. I don't have to do. I have to. Came in that morning. I was trying to lose weight. I was also not eating at all. I confirmed enough to. It worked out. Got through the entire combine, and they were like, wait, Nikki smokes. Like, Tate hasn't gone. Went out there, freaked the out. Don't know how to bench. Don't know what I Can do that? Yes.

[Titus]

How do you not know how to bench, though? You. You said your high school code.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I.

[Tate]

You go lift in high school, but I didn't know my head was behind. My hands were too close. Whatever.

[Nick]

But I think people are saying that if you were able to put up 135, 10 times in high school, even if you haven't been lifting since, you should still be able to put it up once these year, all these years later.

[Ethan]

That's what I don't have. I don't think you have the. The psychotic nature to. To.

[Tate]

Right.

[Ethan]

To plan that for a year, to endure that for a year just to have the redemption.

[Kyle]

You have way too many.

[Tate]

I mean, is Blutman in the cave right now? Can you see the camera?

[Ethan]

Blutman's. Bloodman.

[Tate]

Blutman.

[Kyle]

He's.

[Tate]

No, I. Blutman can confirm. Thumbs up. I lifted 135 last year in the office that morning. And then I don't know what happened during the comp.

[Kyle]

Okay, so here's where you're psycho and I actually respect it. You kind of clearly trained all year. No, I'll be honest up with me and Max.

[Tate]

I'm telling you, no Bits. I just told you the truth on last year's. I'm telling you for a fact. I started when. Here's what happened. Do you remember the week leading up to Ohio State Michigan?

[Kyle]

Okay. Because here's. Here's the only thing that Max and I were kind of giving you the, you know, run around playing a little pick and roll on you, and you were like, this is up. I trained all year for this. And then you. We're like, what? And you kind of like, ah, giving

[Tate]

you 100% truth here. Leading up to Ohio State Michigan. I was bummed that I wasn't included on the stream. And Dan Dave tweeted out my video of whatever. So I went to the gym that day to make sure I could do it because I was. My brain is. Yeah, it's different sometimes. I thought there was a chance he'd be like, if you can bench 135, you can come to. So I was able to do it, I think four times in Columbus, Ohio. And remember how I kept saying, I'm nervous someone's going to take a picture of me. That's because I went to the gym, did it four times, walked out, walked in in Upper Arlington, walked out and got a DM that said, hey, man, keep working. I know what happened last year. Like, I saw you that on the. On the first time I went to go do it in Upper Arlington? Yes.

[Big Cat]

At what gym?

[Tate]

Snap Fitness. I used my girlfriend's, dad's Whatever. And it was that.

[Big Cat]

Walked in, did four and bounce.

[Tate]

It was the day Dave tweeted that.

[Kyle]

And he.

[Tate]

And he DM me, so. So, yeah. So I go. I start doing push ups. I get very nervous to go to the gym. And then after the first of the year, I came in here and started trying to do it here. So, yes, from the 1st of the year till February 27, I was making sure I knew I could do it,

[Kyle]

which I don't, by the way. I would have trained every day.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

After last year.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

It was more that. When you came in yesterday, you were asking everyone, like, I think I could do it. I'm 50. 50. You played a nice.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Tate]

You have to respect that. What if I would have came and said, yeah, guys, I can do.

[Kyle]

No, I agree. I agree. But it was just so funny because I actually kind of believed it was like, he didn't train. But I did.

[Titus]

See for. You don't look like you trained.

[Ethan]

You were.

[Tate]

You were.

[Kyle]

14 was great. 14's a respectable number.

[Titus]

So, like, you. You passed off well, like.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Right.

[Titus]

You don't look like you're in very good shape to where, like, you would have saw that coming.

[Kyle]

Right. You don't look strong at all.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Very deceptive.

[Brandon]

Wayflight.

[Titus]

I'm being honest. So that was. That was a good move by you, too. You kept it under wraps.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Tate]

You were being. You were being super nice to me yesterday, Titus. Like, just before, you were like, listen. Like, pulling me aside, being like, listen, slow down. Deep breath as it goes out. And I just want to be like, titus, I got this, dude. I have a shirt on underneath. Just say it.

[Big Cat]

Then nothing.

[Titus]

I think what KB was going to say was I probably.

[Big Cat]

I just was purposely giving you.

[Nick]

He was telling you I was giving you.

[Titus]

I was trying to give you a thousand.

[Kyle]

Yeah. We were all rude against you.

[Tate]

I know you're.

[Big Cat]

He was giving you bumps when he

[Kyle]

comes the weight up, up. Reset it.

[Tate]

You guys.

[Titus]

I was.

[Tate]

If I act. Let me tell you this. If I actually couldn't do it and you guys iced me, I would have been furious.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I did. I told T. Bob. I was like, make sure you ice him.

[Titus]

I gave you bad advice, Tate. I told you to take it off the rack and hold it for a little bit. I said get your breathing down before you start. Yeah. Go down as slow as you can.

[Tate]

Let me tell you this.

[Big Cat]

Go down to your abdomen.

[Tate]

Well, let me tell you this last night. First of all, we celebrated, okay? Because I. It was a big day for me. And second of all, I told.

[Kyle]

Wait, wait, you celebrated with your girlfriend that you could lift 135 pounds?

[Big Cat]

Did you get you a cake?

[Tate]

14 times. She got Oreo cake. But I also told her.

[Kyle]

Did you lift her up to like, be like, hey, look how strong I am?

[Tate]

I also told her how nice Mark. I said I was personally touched that when everyone else was cheering against me, Mark before took me aside and gave me tips. Oh.

[Titus]

If that's how you took it, that's all that matter.

[Ethan]

Yeah, that's.

[Kyle]

Yeah. That feeling. That feeling state.

[Titus]

That was a real feeling that you had.

[Nick]

Yeah, exactly. Because of Mark.

[Titus]

Because. Yeah. So that's all that matters.

[Kyle]

Made you feel that?

[Tate]

I have hurt feelings.

[Kyle]

Can't pout. Not allowed to pout.

[Tate]

I can't pout.

[Kyle]

Get out.

[Tate]

I can't pout.

[Titus]

I knew you were gonna get one. My. My ideal. Honestly, my. What I was cheering for was what Connor Griffin did do. That's what I wanted you to do. I wanted you to, like, barely get one.

[Nick]

And I think the main account posted Connor Griffin because.

[Tate]

Because honestly, say mine's pinned to the profile right now. Quiggs is edit. Is pinned to the profile.

[Titus]

That would have been.

[Tate]

And I'm not pouting.

[Titus]

That was.

[Tate]

I got a great collab.

[Titus]

That would have been. The funniest content angle would have been, you do basically what Conor did, which is like just fighting for your life. You get the one and then you take the shirt off and it says world's strongest. That would have been funny.

[Tate]

I checked. I actually checked with Stefan before. I was gonna do a jump on the scores table and go, shirt off like this. And Stefan freaked the out.

[Ethan]

Why?

[Tate]

He's like, that will snap in half. Wouldn't that. If I would have done that, that

[Ethan]

would have been hilarious. But snapping great.

[Tate]

I'm a planner.

[Kyle]

I'm proud of you, Tate.

[Ethan]

Way to go, Tate.

[Tate]

How serious is the psycho thing, Dan?

[Kyle]

Not. Not that serious. I think it was. No, no, it was content. But it was just funny when you slipped up, I said, I've been training all year and max. I was like, what? But no, I mean, I. I would have trained. If I were in your shoes, I would have done everything in my power to make sure that I could do it. So that part is like you training only a month is actually crazy.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

For every single day.

[Tate]

I took Kyle's advice from last year and.

[Kyle]

And, well, I would have had. I would have had my Apartment like a. Like a prison apartment with a bench in there.

[Tate]

Here's another. Here's another example. Al, you said, how did it affect me? I. Before he came to Barstool, I think Ryan Rosilla is great. I like listening to Ryan Big Cat goes on Ryan Rosillo show. And I'm like, yeah, me and my girlfriend sit down and watch it. Big Cat brings up that we got this dude at the office that can't bench 135. His name's Ohio's Tate, and he's an Ohio State fan. So now I've got the people that, like, dude, I like Ryan Rosillo. And I'm watching it, and I'm getting clowned by Ryan Rosillo. Then I get. I get invited to the dinner at the Super Bowl. Ryan Rusillo comes over.

[Kyle]

What'd he say?

[Tate]

Nice to meet you. And I was just like, I'm gonna get it this year. He's like, I hope so, man. Like, he. He knew who I was because I can't bench 135. So. Yeah, I got upset yesterday.

[Kyle]

I think on PMT, I said the reason why Ohio State win the national championship is because of Tate not being able to bench 135 pounds.

[Tate]

Yeah, I think you did, too. Nothing gets past me, Big Cat.

[Kyle]

But now they're going to win.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

14.

[Kyle]

There you go.

[Tate]

Yeah, I'm. You're going to see.

[Ethan]

You're going ask.

[Tate]

You have to. I. I have that saved. And I'll be quote, tweeting everyone and anyone.

[Ethan]

What?

[Tate]

Just anyone who's like, can't lift this. Here's one for every time I.

[Ethan]

Okay.

[Tate]

But.

[Kyle]

Yeah, let's think this through.

[Tate]

Okay.

[Kyle]

135 pounds. Not that much.

[Tate]

Nothing to write home about.

[Kyle]

So it's not like you're. Are you really dunking on them?

[Tate]

No, but I. But that's how you get engaged.

[Titus]

You should make a rule that no one's allowed to tweet at you unless they have a video of them doing.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Titus]

Any critics?

[Tate]

I don't hate that.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Tate]

I have a question.

[Kyle]

Who's.

[Tate]

Are you? Are you? Are you.

[Kyle]

I would subscribe to an only fan.

[Titus]

Hold on.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Titus]

This hurt. Before you play this, Lucas, you don't pull up. You're terrible. Yeah,

[Nick]

we've talked about so many things that need visual aid.

[Titus]

I asked on mostly sports, I'm like, what. How many points per game does LeBron James average? And he's like, how the. Would I be able to look that up, Lucas?

[Tate]

Also, how long Lucas and I sit by each other upstairs. We work on the same show. How long did I about this for

[Nick]

Lucas, the bench 135 that.

[Tate]

No. That they talked about.

[Kyle]

I don't even remember this.

[Tate]

It's ingrained into my every day.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I don't even remember this was this. I mean, we had Tate last year. He couldn't get 135 up. And that has haunted him every single day. He's our crazy Ohio State fan, so anytime he goes after another fan base, if you look at his replies, it's just him not getting the bar up. And it's like, dude, you got to figure this out. You got to be able to get this. There should be a rule just passed in society.

[Nick]

It doesn't really have anything to do with a combine or barstool, but it's like. Like, if you can't do run one rep of 135, you can't say anything to anyone.

[Kyle]

I have my.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Wait, so I didn't say anything bad there?

[Tate]

Yeah. I don't think Ryan Rosilla was going to know about it until you brought it up.

[Titus]

You can't say anything.

[Tate]

Sorry for raising my voice. I'm not pouting.

[Big Cat]

Can't say any.

[Kyle]

I can't say anything.

[Big Cat]

I have a bench press question about anything.

[Kyle]

You can't speak.

[Ethan]

This.

[Kyle]

This is to.

[Tate]

And I'm not. It is what it is. I'm happy with. I'm again, I'm fine with being a whiny baby over a person that can't be 135. A lot of people are saying, like, Brandon, you were saying you absolutely have to be able to do that. Does. Do you guys think weight of person factors in at all?

[Kyle]

Yeah, a little bit. Like, arm length.

[Tate]

I saw you do it yesterday. Right. Didn't you do a bunch of reps?

[Ethan]

Yeah, for sure.

[Kyle]

Arm length matters though, too.

[Tate]

Yeah, Google it. I googled how to bench and there's a lot of things going against me.

[Titus]

Yeah, that's what Donnie were yelling about.

[Kyle]

The shorter arms are like, I don't know this answer.

[Tate]

Can you bench your weight? I don't know how much people.

[Ethan]

I probably can't. I can't.

[Kyle]

It'd be like 245, 250.

[Tate]

I just. Wait.

[Titus]

You could bench your weight, right?

[Kyle]

I mean, at some point in my life.

[Titus]

Crazy.

[Big Cat]

One in 45.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

At some point, my life, yes. But now no, because I guess, like,

[Tate]

I deleted a tweet today. I quote, tweeted that guy that couldn't do. I just know how much I went through the last year in anything I say. So I clowned on the guy. At first I was like, wait, I don't want this guy. So I deleted that. And I just think there's a lot more people on, like, walking amongst us that, like. I think there's people in this office and people in the New York office and everything that didn't clown because they're like, yeah, I couldn't do that too.

[Kyle]

You should bench your weight.

[Tate]

I think that's.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that should be the goal. And then just be like, don't. Don't be in my replies if you can't bench your weight. Do we have enough plates?

[Tate]

There's this for you, big cat.

[Kyle]

Oh, no.

[Tate]

Shut up, Lucas. Next to my. I'm obviously like, yeah, psycho, whatever. I'm different in ways, by the way.

[Kyle]

Psycho again. That was great content yesterday, because I was rooting for you to not get it, but the what happened afterwards that you got it was making me laugh so hard. So it was great content.

[Tate]

Do I have my 2026 goals written on my mirror?

[Ethan]

Yes.

[Tate]

Is one of them bench your own

[Kyle]

weight on your actual mirror?

[Tate]

It's on a. Yeah, it's taped up to my.

[Kyle]

What else is on?

[Ethan]

If you got 135, 14 times, you ought to be able to. You ought to be able to do it.

[Brandon]

Huh?

[Ethan]

185. I think you could.

[Tate]

I don't know. Again. Again, I'm truly afraid to bench.

[Kyle]

What are the other goals? Are they personal goals? Are they like, Ohio State win the national?

[Ethan]

How big is this mirror

[Kyle]

State?

[Tate]

Six goals, babe.

[Ethan]

Can you get yourself. Does the Heisman use the same mirror? No. Okay.

[Kyle]

What is the other goal? Like? Give us one other goal.

[Tate]

One is to get a hundred thousand followers on Tick Tock.

[Kyle]

Okay, that's good.

[Tate]

Yeah, I'm at 85. Follow me at OhioState IS.

[Kyle]

IS Ohio State winning national?

[Big Cat]

Wait.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Nick]

You dropped the S from your name.

[Tate]

No. God, I'm tired of it. Do you know what?

[Nick]

No.

[Tate]

I'm tired of explaining the amount of people Yes, I became. No, I didn't.

[Big Cat]

You did.

[Titus]

But.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Kyle]

Your hand.

[Ethan]

You're Ohio State.

[Kyle]

No, you're Ohio Tate.

[Nick]

He's Ohio Tate.

[Tate]

I'm Ohio Tate because I was Barstool Tate on everything. And I like Ohio tape better. Everyone that says you should become Ohio State, you morons, That's Ohio State. I don't have any of the accounts be at Ohio State because Ohio State

[Big Cat]

already has that same spelling.

[Tate]

So I've changed from Barstool Tate to

[Titus]

Ohio Why did you change from barstool, though? Are you leaving the company? Is this a move to.

[Kyle]

Oh, they're Ohio State football, so you could have been it. Oh, I guess Ohio Tate. But wait, that's why I was tape.

[Tate]

That's why I can't.

[Kyle]

That must be you with the big O. Is that Ohio State? No, that's Tate again. This is Ohio State. I'm confused.

[Ethan]

Maybe throw an underscore in there. Ohio's Tate.

[Tate]

I like Ohio Tate better than Barstool Tate.

[Ethan]

Oh, wow. They really show.

[Tate]

You've changed your name, right?

[Ethan]

Yeah, but I was never Barstool Brandon.

[Tate]

What were you?

[Ethan]

I was B. Walker, sec. Of course. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Brandon's kind of funny. That is funny

[Tate]

stool.

[Nick]

Brando.

[Kyle]

Great day, though.

[Tate]

That's fun.

[Kyle]

And now we have a skyscraper, potentially.

[Tate]

Thanks for the collab.

[Nick]

Did Lucas take Barstool Tate? Yeah, I don't know this either.

[Tate]

He took. He tried. He's been trying to take Barstool Tate, but I have that on lock, so you can't have it.

[Ethan]

It.

[Tate]

But then he made Barstool Tate with the capital I instead of the L for barstool, so he is currently our owner. Yeah, that's Lucas. And he was doing some wild, but.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah, I got this done.

[Tate]

He was doing some wild.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I got suspended. Yeah. Good.

[Big Cat]

I love Luke.

[Titus]

I can't lie.

[Tate]

He's all right.

[Kyle]

You hate.

[Ethan]

You hate Lucas.

[Titus]

I know, but it's so funny. I hate him so much. Yeah, hilarious.

[Tate]

He doesn't get the line is the problem with Lucas.

[Nick]

Yeah, like, he's.

[Ethan]

That's. That's the whole point of your show. There is no line. Right? Right. If there was a line, your show wouldn't be as good as it is.

[Tate]

No, you're right.

[Kyle]

Can we get a final roster for Doug?

[Chris]

Doug?

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

What is it?

[Tate]

It is the main four or the four from last year, which is Tate, Big cat, K, Dick, Shout out. We're having Kdick fly back in for it.

[Ethan]

Yep.

[Tate]

And Max. And then you've got Rico Bosco's flying in. I'm going to give an idea. This is all shout out to Rico Bosco. We are getting white sweatsuits for the. For everyone in the van. And we are team no napkins this year.

[Kyle]

Okay. Which is a. I like that. I like.

[Tate]

That's five. Six is Deutsch, seven is Dana beers, and eight is the biggest toss up between. Nick wants to do it, but can't eat gluten.

[Chris]

That's right.

[Kyle]

I think Nixon and Eddie.

[Tate]

Eddie was on my original List. So I feel bad of canceling on Eddie, but that's where it comes down to.

[Nick]

I would not be offended if I was cut, I'll tell you that.

[Ethan]

Right.

[Kyle]

I like that.

[Tate]

I don't know.

[Nick]

I feel like I could help the thing that.

[Titus]

What are you gonna do if you get a lot of Sprite in one of the orders?

[Tate]

Oh, can Nick be the. Like, who cares if we break the record or not? We're doing a double Dug Dug anyways. What if Eddie ate and Nick was our guzzler?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, what if Nick was the guzzler?

[Kyle]

Yeah, I'd be down for that. Not. I get the milkshakes.

[Nick]

How often do.

[Ethan]

I can't have ice cream. We got a guzzle the whole time.

[Kyle]

You can't.

[Nick]

What are you talking about?

[Kyle]

Lactose.

[Nick]

No, I'm not.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Next.

[Big Cat]

The guzzler. He's the guzzler.

[Kyle]

I'm the guzzler.

[Tate]

You were the guzzler.

[Big Cat]

You are the.

[Kyle]

We could split guzzling.

[Nick]

You could do soda guzzle.

[Ethan]

I don't want next to be the guzzler.

[Kyle]

Well, no, but the guzzling is like the guzzler. That's like milkshakes, too.

[Nick]

Oh, you don't guzzle milkshakes.

[Kyle]

All right, so I'll stick with the. I'll stick with all cream. Yeah, you're the milk guzzle. I'll be the creamer.

[Nick]

Take like, viscous.

[Kyle]

You're creamer.

[Nick]

I'm guzzling.

[Kyle]

Okay, well, who's the. You're fountain drinks the guzzi guzzler. I'm the creamer.

[Titus]

Yeah, you're.

[Ethan]

You're guzzling the cream.

[Kyle]

But that's what goes like. That's what me up last year. I had, like, two ice cream cones and six milkshakes.

[Ethan]

Okay.

[Kyle]

And I had it coming out of my ears.

[Tate]

It gave us the best bar so after dark clip in history, which was big cat saying, I'm gonna pull it up. Now I'm gon straw. I'm either drinking it, or it's coming out right away.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's how full you get.

[Tate]

And it started the chain reaction.

[Ethan]

Just.

[Kyle]

The straw made me.

[Nick]

The straw made you vomit.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Find me that clip.

[Tate]

You were the guzzler all night.

[Kyle]

Yeah. All right, so we'll be. I'll be creamer, you be guzzler.

[Chris]

Deal.

[Kyle]

All right, I'm going to eat.

[Ethan]

You'll do the thick liquids. He'll do the.

[Kyle]

Yeah. All right, so let's do that. Yeah.

[Tate]

Eddie's back about the video.

[Kyle]

It doesn't really.

[Tate]

Yeah, we're not breaking the record.

[Kyle]

Yeah, because.

[Nick]

But also, if.

[Chris]

If you.

[Nick]

You want. If, like, you want buns and I'll take Patty. No, we could.

[Kyle]

We'll just do nine. It. We'll do nine, and Nick will do whatever he like.

[Nick]

I don't have to come.

[Kyle]

I want you to come. So that's. But let's just do nine, and then we'll set and we'll. Every time we get an order, we'll be like, nick, can you eat this? And he'll be like, no, no.

[Tate]

And we will be the first crew to do it with nine. So we're the record holders.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's true. Nine man.

[Tate]

First ever. Nine man. Dug Dug.

[Kyle]

I'm so not looking forward to this. Oh, my God.

[Ethan]

This is what night we're gonna go. You're gonna go Doug Dug into.

[Nick]

Yeah, that's a wub morning going.

[Tate]

The van is gonna smell Big Cat's drive. So we're doing double Dug, Doug. We're ordering double of everything. Big Cat is driving a 12 person van, which we're all wearing white suits, no nuts, no napkins.

[Kyle]

We're basically.

[Ethan]

Yeah, like, that smells so bad.

[Brandon]

Are you renting this van?

[Kyle]

It. This is just putting my. Putting my mouth on a straw. And then it just. I think it was a lemonade, too. Yeah, lemonade.

[Tate]

This was for the world record, too.

[Kyle]

That's just milkshake.

[Tate]

A KCK has the best puke I've ever seen.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it's just chocolate shake.

[Ethan]

Who's that?

[Kyle]

Me.

[Nick]

He gets a good one. Oh, the sound.

[Tate]

He pooped himself.

[Kyle]

There was cops watching us from across the street. We're like, they're definitely. Because, like, if you're watching it, it's a guy getting out of the front seat just puking.

[Tate]

This is like midnight.

[Nick]

Yeah, it's kind of like a beautiful setting.

[Tate]

And then Max on the way. Max didn't puke there, and he felt left out. So on the way home, he had this way to stop on the highway so Max could puke.

[Kyle]

Oh, man. It's gonna be fun. All right, great job, Tate.

[Tate]

Thanks, guys.

[Kyle]

Great job. Congrats on reps. And I. I actually think you doing your body weight would be sick.

[Titus]

Yeah, Tate, you're the man. You're the man. You are. I mean that.

[Tate]

No, did you mean it when you were being nice?

[Titus]

Yeah, of course. Of course, dude. I always want what's best for you.

[Brandon]

I actually heard that, like, I was standing next to you guys. I also was like, that's really nice.

[Titus]

I wanted.

[Nick]

I think on the broadcast you came and took the mic. You're like, I've been giving them bad advice.

[Titus]

We've been giving them bad advice. Kick was doing it. Was. Was helping me. Cuz he. He just kept asking Katie, like, what do I do? And Katie. The plan was to have him overthink it. To have him just have his mind like. Yeah. Kic was like, you want to take one thumb and kind of wrap it this way. But son of a. Was practicing the whole time.

[Chris]

He got you.

[Titus]

He knew. He was.

[Big Cat]

I. I'm like kind of saddened by that story.

[Kyle]

What

[Titus]

the.

[Big Cat]

What Tate had to go through.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I remember very vividly.

[Big Cat]

We shouldn't.

[Kyle]

Right after it happened, he came up to me. He's like, what do I do? I was like, look, dude, it's gonna suck.

[Big Cat]

It shouldn't matter.

[Kyle]

But I. I told him. I was like, it's also not the worst thing because people just have like. Like if you give some people have something and they'll just hammer it and then you just become numb to it.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

But I don't think he ever got numb to it.

[Brandon]

The gym thing is crazy. Going to the gym and that guy messaging him.

[Nick]

That's happening.

[Brandon]

Crazy.

[Tate]

That's.

[Brandon]

So I would be paranoid too.

[Kyle]

Oh, man. What are. What are Zach and Max doing? Are they still on? This

[Brandon]

cream team's doing their Friday club.

[Kyle]

Packed the sassy Legos.

[Nick]

Does he have the nails on?

[Ethan]

No. This might not be just regular Legos setting themselves up. Is that scrabble over there? What is he.

[Kyle]

Are they eating?

[Nick]

Oh, man, that's so long.

[Kyle]

So long. Yeah. Zach won't be done till 8pm tomorrow night.

[Ethan]

Oh.

[Titus]

What?

[Kyle]

Oh, Smoothie pretty good. He started at 8am I was nervous about the beats. I was so nervous.

[Big Cat]

Smoothie pretty good. I've never not said that Max is

[Ethan]

going to about a smoothie.

[Kyle]

2am tonight.

[Brandon]

You're right.

[Ethan]

2am so when Max leaves, it's just that.

[Kyle]

It's just Zach.

[Brandon]

Is he allowed to just sleep? But on stream or. No, he has to stay awake the whole time.

[Kyle]

What are you writing? You're such a troll. First smoothie. What the. Why Max's first smoothie.

[Ethan]

So how's. Are there people in the production booth that have to rotate in and out or.

[Kyle]

I think it's our guys.

[Nick]

So it's punishment forever.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Nick]

We're doing shifts because that studio is going to wreak for eternity too. After already does. Okay.

[Kyle]

It's way too lived.

[Ethan]

You've done long in there before, right? Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah. By the Way. Yeah. So Chris is here. Should we have him come in? He. He's not feeling up for the gauntlet, so he did say Mincy can do it in his place, which actually is perfect.

[Big Cat]

Perfect.

[Kyle]

Chris could do the trivia, and we don't have to talk to Mincy. That's nice. Yeah, Mincy can just do the encores.

[Ethan]

Is Mincy here?

[Kyle]

Yeah, Chris, come in here.

[Ethan]

Always got to ask.

[Brandon]

Oh, is that a little sliver of forehead over there?

[Ethan]

Is that it?

[Brandon]

Oh, is that waxing or what Is that?

[Big Cat]

Is that a head?

[Brandon]

I don't know.

[Kyle]

Do we hit all the ads?

[Ethan]

Yeah, I had two. I. We'll do it after Chris does. But I. I have an update on the Cody Rhodes touching challenge.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ethan]

It's out.

[Nick]

Right?

[Ethan]

Do Chris Bear.

[Brandon]

Hey, what's up, Chris?

[Nick]

Chris, what's up, man? Right by Tight up.

[Tate]

Hello.

[Nick]

Welcome, welcome here.

[Brandon]

Welcome.

[Nick]

How are we? Have you talked to Miny?

[Ethan]

Have you introduced yourself to Ben Min?

[Chris]

Yes, I did.

[Ethan]

All right, pull that mic in as close as you can. What's up, man?

[Titus]

Not much.

[Chris]

Thanks for having me, guys. Of course.

[Brandon]

We're glad you're here.

[Big Cat]

And you kind of want to know the.

[Brandon]

The.

[Big Cat]

The. The origin. You just happened to have a seat next to him, so.

[Chris]

So I'm at the airport and

[Tate]

took

[Chris]

a picture with him because I was like, ah, barstool guy.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Oh, so you were really excited and

[Chris]

was following the content. Because I knew it was going to be a great weekend for content, so following along. And he was telling me, but he didn't check in for the flight. Was gonna be the last one aboard. I got on the plane, I actually saved the seat next to me for Tate, and Tate's like, no, save it for Mincy. He's at the end. Like, I had figured. And the reason I saved it was there's gonna be some good content, especially after Tate passed up the seat.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Chris]

And then when Mincy fell asleep before plugging his phone in, like, it was

[Nick]

like, how fast did he fall asleep? Was it.

[Chris]

We had just taken off, and he turns to me, he's like, hey, I'm gonna pass out. I was like, oh, cool. I look out the window.

[Nick]

All right, very quick.

[Titus]

Right away.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Why was he so tuckered out?

[Chris]

I don't think he slept the night before.

[Kyle]

Okay, okay.

[Nick]

He wasn't sprawled out on you at any point?

[Chris]

No, no. He was contained.

[Big Cat]

Is there anything that people missed about that trip regarding Mincy from your vantage point?

[Chris]

Not that I can think of.

[Nick]

So you had no conversation with him on the plane, it was just him sleeping the whole time?

[Chris]

Yeah, he just passed out.

[Nick]

Was he moving a lot? Was he talking?

[Kyle]

You're gonna do the Gauntlet? Yeah, he want.

[Ethan]

He.

[Chris]

He actually did turn something on real quick.

[Tate]

Quick.

[Chris]

Now that I remember, it was like some British baking show or something. I don't know.

[Nick]

Great British Bake Off.

[Chris]

No, I don't.

[Big Cat]

Not that.

[Nick]

I don't even know where he got it from.

[Kyle]

So, Chris, you. Are you still going down to Scottsdale or Phoenix?

[Chris]

Yes.

[Kyle]

What? Every.

[Chris]

Every other week.

[Kyle]

Okay. You're gonna have to talk to Dana because he's about to have to do that for his yug off.

[Ethan]

Oh, good.

[Kyle]

Seven game series.

[Titus]

Maybe you guys could ride it.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Each other.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Did Minsy violate your personal space at all while he was asleep? Did he. Did he fall across and take up the entire row?

[Chris]

He did start leaning at me at one point. I just kind of nudged him over.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Were you thanked for saving the seat?

[Kyle]

No.

[Ethan]

Okay.

[Tate]

I. Yeah, he. He did thank me. He did.

[Chris]

Later. He did. Yes.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Not at the moment.

[Brandon]

Not in the moment.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

No.

[Kyle]

Oh, man. All right, so you know how the Gauntlet works, right, Chris?

[Chris]

Yes.

[Kyle]

All right, so you'll do the trivia portion. Mincy will do everything on the court. So Mincy. Chris is gonna do trivia. You're gonna do the. The on the court. I think this is our first combined.

[Big Cat]

I guess you could coach him if you want.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Are you a trivia guy? Are you a man who knows things?

[Chris]

We're gonna find out.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick]

That's a. Yeah, I'd like to think so, but.

[Kyle]

Well, have you seen Mincy yet today?

[Chris]

Yeah, I did talk to him earlier.

[Kyle]

Did he.

[Chris]

He expressed. We talked about his procedure.

[Kyle]

I was talking about how.

[Nick]

Yeah, the pain was about a 4

[Chris]

out of 10, he said, so.

[Kyle]

That was.

[Chris]

That was good.

[Kyle]

It wasn't two guys battling cancer. Yeah.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Similar.

[Titus]

Did he remember you, or did you have to jog?

[Chris]

No, he did remember.

[Kyle]

Did he say at any point, like, oh, cool, both. Both bald?

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

No, that would have been very Mincy.

[Chris]

It would have been. I did thank him for setting this up, though.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Made sure that he had nothing to do with it.

[Kyle]

Nothing to do with it. All right, Mince, you got to start with him on the ground. Are you ready, Mincy? All right. Three, two, one, go.

[Tate]

Don't sweat.

[Kyle]

Come on, Mincy. Don't sweat. You're doing this for Chris. Chris Vincy.

[Chris]

I should have picked Tate.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that would have been.

[Ethan]

This is not good, boys.

[Nick]

Oh,

[Brandon]

it's a noise.

[Kyle]

Come on, get in there.

[Ethan]

Go to your hole.

[Kyle]

Oh, no. Here we go. All right, Connor.

[Nick]

Kind of a boot from Mince.

[Tate]

God.

[Titus]

Oh, Connor.

[Ethan]

Oh, no.

[Brandon]

Oh, after yesterday, he's got to be aggressive today.

[Titus]

Oh, snuck one pass.

[Nick]

He got tricked by Mince.

[Kyle]

Oh, no, Chef.

[Nick]

That's not good.

[Brandon]

What?

[Nick]

Miny threw up weight yesterday.

[Big Cat]

Mincy was. He was decent at everything.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Got him.

[Kyle]

There you go, Mancy. Football, football, football. Get it signed. Perfect angle to not see what's happening.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Great job, Lucas.

[Kyle]

All right, here we go. Many. Lucas, you better have the yak.

[Nick]

Who was that?

[Kyle]

Dante.

[Ethan]

Just grab it.

[Kyle]

You were struggling.

[Titus]

His pants keep falling down.

[Nick]

Get ready, Chris.

[Kyle]

Anytime there's any moment.

[Titus]

Got full butt crack going, be you.

[Kyle]

What the.

[Brandon]

Any minute.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Titus]

Whenever you're ready, Vincy. Just make one.

[Chris]

He's gonna start sweating.

[Ethan]

Oh, no.

[Brandon]

He might.

[Big Cat]

You're right.

[Brandon]

Getting danger close.

[Titus]

Yes.

[Kyle]

All right, Chris.

[Ethan]

Here we go.

[Nick]

Five Massachusetts professional sports team games.

[Chris]

Bruins.

[Big Cat]

There we go.

[Kyle]

Three Watt brothers.

[Big Cat]

Back to Boston.

[Kyle]

Oh, you know The Watt brothers.

[Nick]

Four top pizza chains in the U.S.

[Chris]

pizza Hut. Dominoes.

[Kyle]

Here we go.

[Chris]

Papa John's.

[Kyle]

Top selling board games.

[Chris]

Sorry.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Trouble

[Titus]

Life.

[Nick]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

Thank.

[Kyle]

Here we go.

[Brandon]

There you go.

[Kyle]

Oh, you got

[Nick]

NASCAR drivers with the most wins. Most popular.

[Chris]

Gordon.

[Nick]

Most populated cities in the world.

[Ethan]

Close.

[Kyle]

Okay, super popular.

[Chris]

New York.

[Ethan]

Tokyo.

[Big Cat]

There we go.

[Chris]

Hong Kong.

[Big Cat]

Good guess.

[Chris]

New York. And we did that.

[Kyle]

Professional teams in.

[Ethan]

Master.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. Boston. New England Patriots. One more. One more.

[Titus]

Boston Celtics.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Oh, die.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Kyle]

Who's the only NFL team has never played on Thanksgiving?

[Titus]

Giving.

[Kyle]

That's Jaguars.

[Titus]

It's got to be.

[Kyle]

Got to be the Jaguars.

[Titus]

Gotta be.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah. Easy, huh? All right. Well, Chris, thank you for coming in, man. Yeah, yeah, we're rooting for you. Are you. Have you gotten some ice cream?

[Chris]

Not yet.

[Kyle]

All right, we gotta get you grab some ice cream. Yeah, yeah, we gotta get you some ice cream.

[Chris]

We have the Climb for Chris bash this Sunday at Bourbon street in Marionette Park. Okay, so we got some tickets lined up. If any of you guys are free, we've got some T shirts for you guys too.

[Nick]

Oh, that'd be great.

[Titus]

Yes.

[Kyle]

Love it.

[Big Cat]

Is anyone invited?

[Chris]

Yeah, anybody's invited the audience? Any listeners? Climb for Chris.com.

[Brandon]

and where is it again?

[Chris]

Bourbon Street.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Chris]

Park.

[Big Cat]

Will this involve Lucas will bring that up in about what kind of climbing ascending stairs?

[Chris]

Show up and you can find out.

[Kyle]

Oh, cliffhanger. Wow.

[Chris]

But I just wanted to say thank you to all of the stoolies for all of your Support everybody at Barstool. Every. My parents, my family, my wife, and everybody from the Klein for Chris organization. They've spent a lot of hours getting everything together here for the last several months. So just again, everybody, thank you. And all of the Barstool stuff couldn't have happened at a better time for me. I was really struggling a lot mentally going into that trip and going back and forth on whether I can keep going. And it happened at the right time, and it happens for a reason. So thank you.

[Kyle]

Yeah. And you're always welcome here, man. Like, we're.

[Chris]

When I get better, I want to do the Gauntlet.

[Kyle]

Yes, please.

[Big Cat]

Thanks for making one of my favorite weeks in Barstool history all the more memorable. Interesting, funny, and handling it so perfectly from your end.

[Ethan]

Thank you.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And you got my number. So if you ever need anything, you let me know.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Corey, the driver from Arizona. So he still texts me. So he was texting.

[Ethan]

I love that.

[Chris]

We went to lunch one day.

[Kyle]

Oh, that's awesome.

[Nick]

Beautiful.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah. Anytime, you know, you want to bring your kid through here, whatever, it's always open to you.

[Ethan]

Thank you.

[Chris]

I appreciate that.

[Kyle]

Yeah, absolutely, man.

[Nick]

Climb for Chris.

[Tate]

Climb for Chris.

[Brandon]

Chris. Very cool.

[Kyle]

And get some ice cream.

[Ethan]

Yes.

[Kyle]

Gotta get some ice cream fresh.

[Titus]

They're doing it right now.

[Brandon]

Cream team's grinding.

[Kyle]

We'll get Jacob. Oh, they're probably there. There might be switching over. So you get the first batch fresh.

[Chris]

There we go.

[Titus]

Good as it gets.

[Kyle]

All right, Chris, thanks so much, man.

[Tate]

Yeah, thank you.

[Kyle]

Appreciate it. Love having you stop by the man. And where'd Brandon go? Did he give up?

[Nick]

It's after 1:30.

[Kyle]

I wanted to hear his. Cody Rhodes.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

What do you have?

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Nick]

His five touches that he owes us.

[Titus]

Yeah. I challenged him.

[Big Cat]

Big Head.

[Titus]

When you were here. I challenged him to touch Cody Rhodes five times in the interview. But if Cody basically called him out and was like, why are you touching me? Then he lost.

[Kyle]

Oh.

[Titus]

So he had to do it naturally enough that wouldn't.

[Nick]

I don't know what happened. Times two. Speed. Oh, here we go.

[Ethan]

We've met many times. Yes. Touch number one. I'm probably unprofessional.

[Kyle]

Two on pros. Right.

[Ethan]

Both the first two times you were carrying.

[Tate]

Covered the first time.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I'm.

[Nick]

Because of the podcast that I do. Thank you for the inspiration, by the way. Appreciate it for this is something fishy. Something's fishy. Have that moment. That's a mutual touch.

[Kyle]

He had to have touched his leg or something.

[Titus]

We Said his handshake.

[Big Cat]

Cody was initially.

[Titus]

Handshake is not the spirit of the

[Nick]

Cody Rhodes touched Brandon five times.

[Kyle]

Yeah. That doesn't count.

[Titus]

That was zero touches. Really?

[Kyle]

That. Yeah. I needed like a light.

[Big Cat]

Brandon was afraid to creep him.

[Nick]

Wait, did he count a double high fives. Two touches.

[Kyle]

I needed like a light tap on the knee.

[Titus]

Yes.

[Kyle]

Laughing little elbow grab.

[Nick]

That is weak.

[Big Cat]

And he didn't initiate

[Titus]

so bad.

[Nick]

He told him too. Defeats the whole purpose.

[Titus]

Yes.

[Nick]

Oh, he told him touch one. He was counting touch one.

[Kyle]

That's where is.

[Big Cat]

He's afraid to weird out his hero.

[Titus]

He's probably slapping all of our faces.

[Kyle]

He's definitely on the highway.

[Titus]

He knew it was coming.

[Kyle]

All right, while we wait, did you guys see the Stephen Chase Kevin Stefanski clip?

[Nick]

I think you're gonna have to ask Titus that.

[Titus]

I actually did see this one.

[Kyle]

Is that. No, not the most.

[Tate]

The most.

[Kyle]

Stephen Che. Yeah. Ever see this, Kyle?

[Ethan]

No.

[Kyle]

Kevin Savansky, head coach of the Atlanta Falcons for former head coach of the Cleveland Browns.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

We interviewed him on pmt. We let Stephen Chay ask a question. If you can pull it up.

[Nick]

Emma.

[Ethan]

Buccaneers fan. So I'm loyal to.

[Kyle]

The podcast.

[Nick]

The most orange man ever.

[Ethan]

And I am a Buccaneers fan, so I'm loyal to.

[Kyle]

Have to say that you're a full on human creamsicle.

[Ethan]

2022 for the Browns.

[Kyle]

Yeah. You had to preface. He would never.

[Nick]

What was your question?

[Ethan]

Loyalty was asking about the Baker Mayfield, the Sean Watson offseason.

[Nick]

Like if he would do it differently. Yes or no? If he would.

[Kyle]

Yeah, definitely yes.

[Nick]

He refused to answer.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

That's. That means.

[Titus]

So we don't know what he was.

[Kyle]

Yeah. It's probably. Yes.

[Nick]

The overpaid sex pest that didn't pan out or the.

[Titus]

Probably the best quarterback that Cleveland's had.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Yeah. Which one?

[Nick]

Huh?

[Kyle]

Tough choice.

[Titus]

30 years.

[Kyle]

Real tough choice. Where the did Brandon go?

[Nick]

It's after one third.

[Kyle]

I love the. The yak. The gauntlet. Is he. He just does it and then he's like, all right, now I get 20 minutes off.

[Brandon]

Off. I do have to peaceful investigate. Are these ones still broken?

[Nick]

I think no.

[Kyle]

No, they're not.

[Nick]

Oh, I hope not.

[Kyle]

I took a dump in the women's bathroom earlier.

[Titus]

Stefanski is.

[Nick]

Was it a doozy?

[Titus]

Stefanski's an attractive man.

[Kyle]

Yeah, he is.

[Titus]

And he doesn't. I feel like if you're doing hot coaches, he doesn't come to mind.

[Kyle]

You're right.

[Titus]

But I think this might be the year that he breaks.

[Big Cat]

Probably weighs on him.

[Nick]

I mean, as long as Dico's around.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I think it's the gray beard, but, like, he's a young guy. Yeah, I think that's a chore. Like, he could. Could diet if he wanted to.

[Nick]

Oh, if you have a chin like that, too, why have the beard? Yeah, the only reason I have a beard is to hide. Here he comes.

[Kyle]

All right,

[Titus]

Brandon, what the was.

[Big Cat]

That was.

[Ethan]

Boo.

[Nick]

You left the yak an hour early, and then we gave you a challenge, and you. It was a spit in our face.

[Tate]

Boo.

[Ethan]

You know that I have a kid here.

[Kyle]

No, I know. I'm not talking about that.

[Titus]

Dude, we watched the Cody Rhodes touching. Your touches were terrible.

[Nick]

That sucked.

[Kyle]

Terrible.

[Titus]

So much ass.

[Big Cat]

Dude.

[Kyle]

They were awful. Touch.

[Nick]

One touch.

[Kyle]

He touched you. You didn't touch him.

[Big Cat]

Lousy.

[Titus]

And they're all handshakes. We said, that's not the spirit of the game.

[Nick]

Go do it again.

[Ethan]

You said the first handshake wasn't part of it. I. I got seven touches.

[Nick]

He initiated every touch.

[Ethan]

Okay. Hey, hey. I was challenged with five touches to touch him.

[Nick]

5.

[Ethan]

You didn't say I had to be the initiator. Every time.

[Nick]

You told him beforehand.

[Kyle]

Straight below.

[Ethan]

I didn't tell him beforehand.

[Nick]

Counting in real time.

[Ethan]

One, bang.

[Kyle]

Wait.

[Titus]

He said that's touch one on my

[Ethan]

part because I'm wearing a starter jacket.

[Kyle]

That's right.

[Tate]

He initiated.

[Kyle]

Everyone pros, right?

[Ethan]

The first two times you were carrying.

[Nick]

The first time, three touches. You're saying it out loud.

[Ethan]

I'm keeping track to myself.

[Titus]

This is crazy.

[Kyle]

I agree with Ryan, Red, Eric, it straight baloney.

[Nick]

Well, first of all, Lucas like that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, let's get that off.

[Nick]

And Lucas follow him.

[Titus]

We need that ratio. Yeah, we need.

[Kyle]

We need. Get him the baloney.

[Ethan]

First of all, I got. I got my seven touches.

[Titus]

I touch his knee or his leg at any point, I thought it was

[Ethan]

going to be a standing interview. It'd be a lot more touching.

[Nick]

I didn't know it was going to be a standing.

[Kyle]

When has anyone done a standing interview?

[Tate]

An hour.

[Ethan]

I was the only person there. 15 people interviewed him. I was the only one sitting there sitting. It was a. I thought it was a standing. We were meeting in the atrium.

[Kyle]

I wouldn't have been able to handle.

[Ethan]

We were meeting in the atrium by the Jordan statue. I thought, that's a standing.

[Titus]

If I knew you were going to do handshakes, I would have said the numbers, like 50.

[Ethan]

By the way, with WWE, I've done standing interviews before. You show up to their event.

[Nick]

But everybody else. Everybody else, that Interviews them. Interviewed him.

[Ethan]

Stood. I was the only person that got the reflective part.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Were they like, oh, man, this guy cannot.

[Nick]

It's a liability.

[Ethan]

I was first. They, they put us in a room with chairs after he got done with me, shook my hand again off camera, and then he walked out to the press and just walked through him.

[Nick]

You never, you never touched him once he touched you? 7.

[Ethan]

I've touched Cody Rhodes so many times.

[Nick]

Not funny. With his challenge.

[Titus]

What do his traps feel like?

[Ethan]

I don't know what his trap.

[Kyle]

Right.

[Titus]

Is that because you haven't really touched him?

[Nick]

I've touched Cody, but, like, the initiator of the touch is the one that does the touching.

[Kyle]

He touched you.

[Nick]

He touched you.

[Ethan]

Okay, but I would. I was part of the touching.

[Nick]

No.

[Ethan]

You guys, are you going this weekend? Yeah.

[Nick]

If you reach and grab my. Did I touch you?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

Try it out.

[Kyle]

That wouldn't, like, you wouldn't be able to. Nick wouldn't be able to call HR and be like, brandon's touched my hand.

[Titus]

Right?

[Nick]

Yeah, Brandon's reached out and grabbed my hand.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Ethan]

All right, fine, fine. I, I, It's a good interview. I would say everybody go watch it, please.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's good. Yeah, yeah.

[Nick]

Just listen to it. Don't watch it.

[Ethan]

Yeah, I didn't. It wasn't a good touching environment. He had his people all there. Like, it wasn't a good touching environment at all.

[Kyle]

That's exactly what a good touching environment is.

[Nick]

Oh, that's all you had to say when there's.

[Kyle]

There's a challenge.

[Ethan]

I had three people there. He had five people there. He had. He had, like, three over WWE overseers watching him. He had his social media guys. I don't know why. I, I, I had Spade.

[Kyle]

They were worried that you were gonna. You were gonna collapse.

[Ethan]

I didn't collapse.

[Kyle]

I know. That's why they brought the chairs out.

[Ethan]

Am I that old? They're throwing chairs out there. The United center saw me coming. They're like, break the chairs out and

[Nick]

have him die here.

[Kyle]

Can't have someone. Someone crack their skull next to the MJ statue.

[Ethan]

Yeah. It was a fantastic interview. I thought y' all were saying it was because I was in there. No, I got a kid over there.

[Kyle]

No, we don't give a.

[Titus]

About that.

[Nick]

We want to give a. About your.

[Kyle]

About that. We wanted to yell at you about the touching.

[Ethan]

All right, well, sorry. I'm sorry I failed, actually. You want to give me a fail? Give me a fail.

[Kyle]

Apology accepted.

[Ethan]

Whoa. Wow.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I mean, I wasn't Here for the initial challenge. So, yeah, in my mind, you did it. So it's over for me.

[Ethan]

All right?

[Kyle]

I don't know about everyone else.

[Titus]

I'll never get over this. Yeah, Kate, I will never.

[Nick]

Nope, it's baloney.

[Titus]

That is straight. Straight baloney.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, straight it.

[Ethan]

You know what? I'm going to touch all of you.

[Nick]

Fine. There. You did.

[Kyle]

Oh, I touched you first.

[Nick]

Oh, it's a touch off.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Get Danny.

[Kyle]

Brandy, you look kind of cool too.

[Nick]

You do look kind of cool.

[Titus]

You already touch.

[Kyle]

What are you doing?

[Big Cat]

Good outfit.

[Nick]

What are you doing with that grunge ass? Brandon, I touched him first.

[Brandon]

Touch him first.

[Kyle]

You look kind of cool.

[Nick]

Were you on WUB this morning?

[Ethan]

Were you on.

[Nick]

Because your flannel days are usually your web days.

[Kyle]

You know what? And this is, I think a comment, but you look like a. Oh, like super out of place old guy at a concert.

[Big Cat]

I got a mic.

[Ethan]

Yeah, I am a super out of place old guy.

[Kyle]

Right.

[Ethan]

Every day I come here.

[Kyle]

But you, that, you know, you look

[Nick]

like a fun grown up right now at a concert.

[Ethan]

Okay.

[Kyle]

You look like you're taking your teen daughter to a concert.

[Ethan]

Okay.

[Titus]

Little jam is in town.

[Ethan]

I feel good.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

Feel good.

[Brandon]

Does anybody else look cool today?

[Nick]

No.

[Ethan]

Oh, Nick. I like wearing beforehand. It's cool.

[Chris]

Thanks.

[Kyle]

Kate's showing kneecaps. Oh, and what. What was the other thing we had to notice?

[Brandon]

Earrings. Earrings and a hat. A fashion hat. You're wearing a fashion and a necklace.

[Ethan]

Oh, God.

[Kyle]

You gotta. You gotta understand, as guys, you could do. You could change everything and we'd be like. Like, whatever. What, we don't notice Rip jeans in a winter hat.

[Nick]

You look kind of like I'm an atma cool mom.

[Ethan]

I do see the hat.

[Kyle]

You look kind of like a cool mom right now.

[Big Cat]

You do.

[Brandon]

Why are you doing this every Friday? You get to go into the classroom. I want my kids. I want my kids. Friends think I'm cool. So that he gets invited to.

[Ethan]

You're trying to impress four year olds.

[Brandon]

Well, the other moms are there too, so I'm trying to.

[Ethan]

You're trying to impress the mom also.

[Kyle]

Isn't it like, I assume I'm with you. Kate, there's a little bit of something when you have to go into the school. You're like, I don't want to. Kind of want to look, you know, want people to be like, oh, that guy.

[Brandon]

She's got it together.

[Titus]

Is it like 60 degrees outside?

[Kyle]

It's beautiful.

[Titus]

Mistime the hat.

[Brandon]

Well, I didn't do my Hair. It's been a few days.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Yeah. The weather, it's nice.

[Ethan]

I'm hoping the lake. I'm hoping the lake th.

[Kyle]

And it's looking pretty good. Sunday's going to be the end of Next week's looking 29, but then it's 40s.

[Tate]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Ready for the 40.

[Titus]

Oh, my God.

[Kyle]

50s.

[Titus]

Gonna go get some sunscreen.

[Nick]

There we go. Titus 40s.

[Titus]

Oh, my God.

[Nick]

You can quit bitching.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God. I gotta update. Wait.

[Titus]

Unbelievable surf.

[Kyle]

We'll do it Monday. The skyscraper guy hit me back.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah?

[Kyle]

He said, oh, damn. How long you guys talking? Because I asked him to. Come on. He said, literally touring another skyscraper to buy.

[Brandon]

No, the.

[Kyle]

Is this guy up to.

[Nick]

He's bragging.

[Kyle]

What is he doing?

[Brandon]

Damn.

[Kyle]

We'll have him on what? Monum on Monday. It's crazy. Now I know him as a guy that inspired a nation. Look at that.

[Tate]

Everything's.

[Nick]

Wow.

[Titus]

Tape.

[Kyle]

There you go, Tate.

[Nick]

All worth it.

[Kyle]

He's gonna put it out and put it on his mirror. I just love the idea of. Of Tate pulling up the resola show with his girlfriend at night.

[Nick]

Yeah, he did say that. Like, we sat down and watched it.

[Kyle]

Yeah. What the.

[Ethan]

I want to see Tate's mirror. He has six goals on it.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I want to know what the other.

[Kyle]

Because, like, one of them is definitely, like, kill one of us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take him down.

[Nick]

Lucas, have you seen the goals on the mirror?

[Kyle]

I've never been inside of his place. Oh, really? He's never invited me.

[Nick]

I've never been anywhere Kyle's ever lived,

[Big Cat]

which I don't think is tremendously weird because no one has.

[Ethan]

Well, none of us have been to each other's house.

[Big Cat]

We're gonna link.

[Ethan]

I dropped you all. Everybody's been in my house. That was your old place.

[Nick]

Sure, but a place.

[Ethan]

I'm seeing your new place. I've seen the outside of Titus's place.

[Brandon]

I'm itching to have you guys, but I don't.

[Kyle]

I've seen the outside of Nick's.

[Ethan]

I've been in Kate's place. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, you have.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Right.

[Ethan]

Danny, Whatever.

[Nick]

How? You've been to my place many a time.

[Big Cat]

I know you're Danny.

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Nick]

I don't know.

[Ethan]

I don't know where Kyle lives.

[Big Cat]

I would never have.

[Kyle]

I think being outside counts as.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

If you see the house, you're like, oh, okay, okay.

[Ethan]

If drop offs count, I'm. I'm.

[Nick]

Drop offs don't count if it's an apartment complex.

[Ethan]

Come into me. I did.

[Titus]

Okay, so I had the front door.

[Ethan]

I walked into the front door and said hello to your house.

[Kyle]

The outside is more than it. But that I was there, like, okay, I get it.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

That's a house I wouldn't stand.

[Titus]

Bedrooms. You got bathrooms.

[Nick]

I get it, Brandon.

[Brandon]

Oh, that's true.

[Nick]

You looked at the naked neighbor.

[Kyle]

Yeah, we've all. No, we've all seen Danny's shitty car.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah.

[Ethan]

Can you imagine his apartment?

[Brandon]

We can't fit in it, otherwise we would.

[Kyle]

Danny, did Jackie text you after? He's like, I'm so proud of you. Of the combine.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah, immediately.

[Kyle]

Cuz I thought you did well.

[Nick]

Hey, the goal is middle of the pack, baby.

[Kyle]

Right?

[Ethan]

You're a beast.

[Nick]

Don't be best, don't be the worst, and don't be as pathetic as Tate was last year.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it's a low bar. I did feel a little bad. The guys who cleaning up the combine, one of them, like, earnestly came up. He's like, dude, you were so much faster than I thought. I was like, yeah, man. I told you. I told Spider that he had to take a half second off my time.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

What? I was like, yeah, you can.

[Nick]

You can just do that. It's embarrassing. You don't win everything.

[Kyle]

Well, no, I told him before. I was like, look, I don't want to win any of these events, but I gotta just. Just give me a little. Give me a little something.

[Ethan]

I think your time was faster than Evo.

[Kyle]

It was so fast. It's like 5 11, 5, 4. But yeah, it's true.

[Nick]

Okay. Is he injured?

[Kyle]

No, I think.

[Titus]

Oh, yeah, dude.

[Kyle]

His ankle went.

[Nick]

Seeing his blood kind of made me uncomfortable.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it was. Yeah, right. Very red.

[Tate]

Yeah,

[Kyle]

it's like neon red.

[Tate]

It was.

[Nick]

It was on his knee, dude.

[Brandon]

Yep. I didn't know if it was because of his skin tone or something, but it was like, no.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Brighter than most bloods.

[Kyle]

And like, that's like. That's something that, like, he could scrape his knee and then, like. Like he died because he bled out.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick]

It's probably strawberry syrup. Well, I haven't seen him today.

[Kyle]

Oh, no.

[Brandon]

Candy guy.

[Kyle]

He had a very good episode with. With. With Jerry and Terry.

[Nick]

It was good.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Very heartfelt.

[Titus]

Blotman came up to me last night and asked what the best meal is for scraped up knees. He was like, titus, you've played a lot of sports. I imagine you've scraped up your knees. And I was like, yeah, sure, I guess. And he's like, what's the best meal for getting. Getting over this starchy.

[Kyle]

Oh, man.

[Nick]

He went with sushi. I feel like that's not.

[Kyle]

I don't think it is. J. Yeah, Jay.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's natural. What would you have gotten?

[Kyle]

I suggested ravioli Dino Nuggets because it

[Nick]

looks like a scraped up knee cuz it's soft and you know, worst comes

[Ethan]

to worse, you could put some ravioli

[Nick]

crust on your knee.

[Brandon]

What?

[Tate]

Holy.

[Titus]

What was that?

[Ethan]

Quigs.

[Nick]

Agreed.

[Ethan]

Ravioli.

[Kyle]

This was a conversation.

[Ethan]

L was asking a bunch of people. Got to eat.

[Kyle]

All right, let's spin the wheel. Lucas. Thanks for filling in, Lucas.

[Ethan]

Good job, Lucas. Almostly.

[Kyle]

And yet the yug off I think will be. I think we're going to plan bigger things. It's not going to be Tuesday. We're going to. We're going to figure out when we could do it in person.

[Titus]

I think. Take it seriously. Take it like really serious.

[Kyle]

Seven game series, right?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yep. Cuz it also just great that we just don't know who owns. That's baseball for the longest.

[Big Cat]

No answers.

[Titus]

And we might not for the next few years as we sort this out over the course of seven games.

[Ethan]

Lucas, you piece of. You piece of. Lucas.

[Big Cat]

Jeez.

[Nick]

Lucas.

[Kyle]

God damn it. All right.

[Ethan]

Are we gonna make Chris?

[Big Cat]

Yes, we're gonna make.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah. Mincy's on there too. Gauntlet counts.

[Ethan]

Tate.

[Kyle]

Tate.

[Titus]

Tate is on there.

[Kyle]

Who else?

[Ethan]

I mean, Dana. Dana.

[Kyle]

Dana stuff.

[Ethan]

Do it at the airport.

[Kyle]

Yep.

[Nick]

I mean, look, do you count Zach and Max?

[Ethan]

Lucas, you're on there.

[Kyle]

No, for counting.

[Big Cat]

Zoom.

[Kyle]

They don't count. Count.

[Titus]

Should we get.

[Kyle]

Is Mitch here?

[Ethan]

Pft.

[Kyle]

All right. Okay, cool. I'm about to wrap up.

[Ethan]

I guess.

[Nick]

Just do it. Where's Max?

[Kyle]

It's going to be funny.

[Ethan]

That's always funny, Dan.

[Kyle]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Before you do this. Let's get Max. Let's get Max. He'll be so mad.

[Ethan]

He's on the stream.

[Kyle]

Hey.

[Big Cat]

Hello, Big cat.

[Kyle]

Come promo the. The punishment stream.

[Chris]

Huh?

[Kyle]

Come promo the punishment stream so we can kick everyone over. All right. Okay. Bye.

[Nick]

Titus. You gotta hit him with. He's a fool.

[Ethan]

That was solo effort stuff.

[Chris]

That was good.

[Kyle]

Straight. He's not actually going to come in here. He's. I think halfway through he's going to be like.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Should we have the stream up?

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

So they're doing. They. They were doing the acrylic nails with the Legos.

[Kyle]

They got sassy.

[Ethan]

Sassy Legos. They got.

[Kyle]

Wait, where is he that.

[Ethan]

He's still sitting there. Dan. I don't know that I've ever noticed that many clocks.

[Kyle]

It looks like he might have pulled up the ax chat. Ch. Go get him. So they're doing sassy Legos. I think there's. Itchy Golf is coming up.

[Ethan]

Yeah, they're gonna run a mile in the booth or something, right?

[Kyle]

They're gonna run 10k in the booth.

[Brandon]

Wait, they're in there?

[Tate]

In there? What?

[Brandon]

I thought I was picturing your studio.

[Nick]

Liam lost a few. He just texted me. He lost a couple.

[Big Cat]

Freckles.

[Nick]

Oh, no.

[Kyle]

Do those grow back?

[Ethan]

I don't know. I think he'll. He might.

[Kyle]

How is Shay taking this long to get. The doors are next to each.

[Ethan]

The doors are right there.

[Brandon]

What's the best food for regrowing freckles?

[Kyle]

Pickles. Oh, there's Z.

[Ethan]

Carrots.

[Brandon]

Carrots.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Nick]

I was going to say carrots too.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Ethan]

Just bouncing.

[Big Cat]

Once he starts bouncing,

[Kyle]

He just goes straight to. Or is that wet?

[Ethan]

What are they saying?

[Big Cat]

I knew it was wet.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I know it was wet. It's right before 2 o'.

[Titus]

Clock.

[Ethan]

The top one.

[Tate]

Is that it?

[Kyle]

Oh, he's pulling.

[Ethan]

He's coming. I said, we are naturally going to promo his thing, so he should.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's true.

[Ethan]

All right, we'll just put him on there.

[Kyle]

Yeah, we saw. We watched you bounce. We watched you bounce.

[Nick]

You're bouncing.

[Kyle]

Oh, when Che came in and you. You're like. I knew it was too bouncy. I said yes. And I looked at the time and

[Nick]

I was like, oh, this is.

[Ethan]

This is just.

[Nick]

This is just wet wheel.

[Kyle]

All right, so what else we got planned for the rest of the stream?

[Tate]

Right.

[Kyle]

Download Fall guys.

[Big Cat]

We did.

[Nick]

We. We just.

[Kyle]

Now it just finished down. Okay. Love it. So, yeah, we got fall guys coming about to get tats you.

[Nick]

And we're doing it by the golf simulator.

[Ethan]

Okay.

[Kyle]

We're gonna do itchy golf and tats same time. Love it. So that way we can.

[Tate]

We'll.

[Nick]

We'll be able to kill two birds with one stone there. Because, you know, we have to get

[Kyle]

things done as go.

[Nick]

Lucas, are you miserable yet?

[Ethan]

No, I'm having a great time.

[Nick]

Good. Do you think there will be a point of misery?

[Kyle]

We'll adjust. Yeah. When he's wet golfing. When he's wet and itchy golfing, that's when he'll. I'm not gonna. I've already run a 2 1/2 K in the booth in. You have?

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Titus]

I did.

[Kyle]

I did the first one. There you go. KB Yeah, I thought it would have been so great if they just knocked

[Nick]

me off right away.

[Titus]

There it is.

[Brandon]

Big cat. Have you said what tattoos you guys are getting?

[Kyle]

I'm getting Vanny Woodhead.

[Brandon]

Oh, very cool.

[Big Cat]

The word or the.

[Kyle]

The actual van. And PFC is getting the back hubcap. So Sunday is technically the 10 year anniversary of. Well, gotta get you.

[Titus]

And we're good.

[Kyle]

Saturday. Sunday. Sunday is. We technically recorded the first episode of Pardon my take on February 29th. 26th.

[Titus]

There we go.

[Ethan]

Oh, wow. So there's no anniversary.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Kyle]

Yeah. So the. I think. I think we figured out March 1st. The very first episode that ever aired was March 1st, March 2nd.

[Big Cat]

So that'll be the 10 year.

[Kyle]

10 year.

[Tate]

Wow.

[Kyle]

Come on.

[Ethan]

God damn it.

[Kyle]

So I feel like 10 years is a long enough time in your life, especially with what it's meant to us. It's like.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, 10 years.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I mean, it's meant everything to us.

[Big Cat]

So the longevity of something like podcasting,

[Kyle]

it's pretty crazy impressive.

[Nick]

Still, Big Wheel.

[Ethan]

Not really. Nothing but a bunch of douchebags left.

[Nick]

I. I haven't been too close in a while.

[Titus]

Well, I. The boy you yelled the wheel is just.

[Ethan]

I think we got the wrong.

[Titus]

It didn't hit you. That was bad. That was really bad.

[Kyle]

I mean, this. I. Yeah.

[Ethan]

This is stupid.

[Brandon]

Brandon, what are those?

[Tate]

Socks.

[Ethan]

Colorado Avalanche socks.

[Nick]

No, I'm sure trouble.

[Ethan]

Why the sock website I use has a. Has a random order that wasn't even close to me or 299.

[Kyle]

Titus might be on his villain arc right now. Titus is on his villain arc and I love it. There we go. There we go, Brandon.

[Ethan]

There we go.

[Nick]

You're the man, Brandon boy.

[Titus]

Max, you got this right here. This is the one. This is the.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Let's go. I told you, boy.

[Titus]

See, I told you that thing.

[Kyle]

Oh, this.

[Ethan]

Look at this threesome.

[Tate]

This is good.

[Kyle]

This is a great wheel. Oh, man.

[Ethan]

Sit or go.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah. Or go. Take.

[Jordan]

I'll take.

[Kyle]

Come on down. Take my spot. After this is done, tune into the. Yeah. PMT stream for the next 30 hours.

[Jordan]

Yep.

[Nick]

Brandon, look at the wheel and tell me the first thing you think of. Ready? We'll say at the same time.

[Ethan]

Yep.

[Titus]

I love Lucas.

[Nick]

Three, two, one. Baskin Robins.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Titus]

Phoenix.

[Nick]

Two good choices. Nickelodeon G. That's a good one too.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

I don't know if I loved Hub Bubba Licious.

[Ethan]

I might have meant. I might have meant Bubblicious, but I said Hubba Bubba.

[Kyle]

You know, it is what it is. You see the Rosilla Tweet.

[Ethan]

Did he tweet?

[Kyle]

Yeah. Fired a nation.

[Tate]

Did he say that?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

Did you unfollow him when he block him?

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

There it is.

[Tate]

Is.

[Titus]

It's huge. Inspired a nation.

[Kyle]

Inspired.

[Tate]

All right, so it's you and Shay.

[Kyle]

We haven't done any spins yet, and I.

[Tate]

You want to get it or don't want to get.

[Kyle]

You want to get it?

[Tate]

You want to get four times?

[Nick]

Yes.

[Ethan]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Anytime.

[Tate]

The wheel.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Chase. We piss.

[Brandon]

Oh, K.B. you guys got a LeGrand petite shirt.

[Big Cat]

Yes. Go buy the shirt, please. No, seriously, go buy. Buy it.

[Ethan]

Oh, so three more Ch.

[Titus]

You piss your pants. Three more.

[Kyle]

Oh, that would be after you just fixed your. Your reputation online.

[Titus]

I literally have to.

[Tate]

No, I literally said that. I'm not doing the piss.

[Kyle]

Every reply. Sweet as I. Dude, you're a grow man.

[Tate]

I'm trying to be. I'm trying to be a teacher again. If I spoil. I am not good.

[Nick]

You're good.

[Kyle]

You're good.

[Ethan]

All right.

[Tate]

That's the one thing I said.

[Kyle]

Hold on.

[Ethan]

You're trying to be a teacher again?

[Tate]

If I really like being a teacher and a coach really liked it, and if. If one day that I'm not here anymore, this time, I want to be a teacher and a coach.

[Ethan]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Fair.

[Ethan]

Fair.

[Kyle]

Kids piss their pants all the time.

[Tate]

We're back.

[Kyle]

Two. Two.

[Ethan]

You wouldn't piss yourself in the locker room to get the team going?

[Tate]

I was a girls basketball coach.

[Ethan]

That would be weird.

[Tate]

Shout out to the Aces. They won the district last night, Coach

[Titus]

Kellen, you won the district, though, four

[Nick]

years in a row, so.

[Ethan]

Damn.

[Kyle]

Three. Two. Are you.

[Titus]

Are you cheering for them to not do better than you ever did?

[Tate]

No. Yeah, I know.

[Titus]

What if they went state without you?

[Tate]

If they win state, it's gonna be the night of conference tournaments. Oh, so I'm. Did I lose?

[Ethan]

Oh, yeah. You can't. Ms. Marshall.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

It's not the night of conference terms, Greg. Yeah. You lost.

[Tate]

So what do you do?

[Kyle]

I. I don't get wet.

[Ethan]

Go to the shower.

[Kyle]

Just go stand in the shower with your fully clothed phone in pocket.

[Ethan]

It's just.

[Nick]

Phone in pocket.

[Ethan]

You take your shoes off.

[Kyle]

Off. Yeah, you can take your shoes off. You take your sweatshirt off if you want.

[Nick]

Yeah, you could. If you walk down, could get naked.

[Kyle]

You could.

[Ethan]

Nobody's ever done it that way.

[Kyle]

It's just every time he tweets something mean about Michigan, it's someone just tweets back his tiny cop the yak. You're tweeting me this with when you got this penis.

[Nick]

Priscilla's like, if you have a. Under three, shouldn't.

[Titus]

Shouldn't be allowed to say anything to anyone.

[Big Cat]

That was. Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, man.

[Titus]

Don't speak.

[Kyle]

Good Friday.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Good Friday.

[Titus]

Sure is.

[Ethan]

And now we wait.

[Titus]

Now we just wait.

[Kyle]

And now this is where the payoff.

[Ethan]

Yeah, yeah. And I feel silly talking about it.

[Kyle]

The last you saw Tate, he was dry.

[Ethan]

Dry as hell.

[Kyle]

When we see him again, he will be wet. And it's going to be great.

[Ethan]

Oh, my God. Going to be the best 15 seconds of the week.

[Brandon]

So shout out Coatesville boys basketball. Going to the championship.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

High school.

[Big Cat]

PIA State finals.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I think so.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wow.

[Titus]

You're at State already.

[Ethan]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

It's Pai6.

[Kyle]

What did you say about that?

[Big Cat]

There's districts and then there's.

[Ethan]

I think that was the stupidest. To miss that free throw on purpose and then foul the guy. That was stupid. It was the coach and the player's fault, not the ref's fault.

[Titus]

I didn't think it was a bad call.

[Kyle]

Ah, you can't make that call.

[Ethan]

You can't make that play.

[Kyle]

Oh, but it. Let's go.

[Brandon]

He's still at it.

[Kyle]

He's in Connecticut.

[Ethan]

This is awkward.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I need to buy a purple hat from someone in every state. Yes, a purple hat. I'll buy your hat in $40.

[Ethan]

I'll give you $4 for the hat.

[Kyle]

Are you sure? Yes. I need to buy one in every

[Tate]

state and I'm in Connecticut right now.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

All right.

[Kyle]

Clever. Oh, that's a cool hat.

[Nick]

I'm Chris.

[Ethan]

Thank you so much. Connecticut is off the board.

[Nick]

I thought he was going to be rusty.

[Kyle]

Yeah, no, he still had it.

[Brandon]

Got it.

[Kyle]

Still got it.

[Brandon]

I had a couple message me yesterday saying that the tape on Texas was falling apart and every time they watched the yak, it was all they could focus on. So I felt fixed it.

[Titus]

Oh, here.

[Kyle]

Hey, there he is. Look at this, guys.

[Ethan]

Oh, my God.

[Kyle]

Tate's wet. Oh, yeah. Not really wet enough.

[Ethan]

Not as wet as we get dripping.

[Brandon]

Pretty dry.

[Ethan]

Not as wet.

[Titus]

Why did he get wet? He got wet.

[Nick]

Lucas decide.

[Ethan]

He's. He's four.

[Kyle]

That's wet enough. Okay, okay.

[Ethan]

He's half wet. All right.

[Kyle]

All right. Looks like see everyone on Monday. Have a great weekend. The act. It's the act. Have a good weekend. To everyone who can bench 1:35, if you can't hit the gym.