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Oh, just, you know, what's on the sheet today? How good does feel so, so good around the team. We don't have to do this. We've taken it for. You know, you're saying that we really don't. Dan, don't. Right. Like it was a hahaha. And now we could just be like, that was funny. All right, so we're. This is crazy how nervous I am for something that I shouldn't. Best case scenario, Is. Well, I'm worried that you guys are gonna lie to me. How are. Nick already said that he's. Oh, no. I'll tell the truth. How are we. So no idea. How are we doing this? We're all voting no. I think we're just gonna have them out there. We're gonna eliminate guys one by one. Ugliest. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Oh, we line them up. Ugliest or not. They're all gonna come in about 20 minutes and they're gonna have numbers on. How do you want to go from there? I think we observe them in the tailgate because it might not just be a physical thing. It could be how that he interacts. Correct. How they interact. Man's the room pragmatics. How he's drinking beers. How did all these guys get off work? Get off work? What did they say? This is a nice tailgate. What a shitty tailgate. Just a fucking pile of burgers. It's the new year. These guys are using their fresh pto. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, come on. We don't have to do this. So you. Do you want us to vote hot or not? You want us to. Because, like, I think we eliminate one by one. But yeah, he's going to be the hottest in the group. Sure. I don't better be. I don't know. Well, I think that's the first test. And then we. And then we can. Then we go from there. What does he need to be out of 10 for you to be exonerated? I think like at least 8, 8, 9. So should we all write down our numbers and figure out the average group? Think of what he is out of 10. I don't hate that. You're right. We do have to observe them. Their body language, how they move about, how they believe. You say that. Is he hot or not? Is Stephen back there? We're gonna know immediately. How quick was it for you? Like, where the hell's Steven? He's probably out there trying to stay with your man. It was love. His first sight. It was. Yeah. So we're gonna know immediately. You should. That's the best case scenarios that we can't even judge because it's so obvious right off the bat. Right. Hey, did you. Did you fancy yourself up for today? What? Did you fancy yourself up? I did wear, like, pink. I have hearts in my socks. Because it's love. Are you. It's not here. It's not love. This is cute love, bro. Was it just lust? Just lust. This is dude. Love. All these guys are they Weird. Oh, they're totally normal. Yeah. Is it weirder for us or weirder for them? I don't know, man. We're for sure weird. Where are you going on Friday? Well, I'm going to bar stool to see if I'm hot. How was the answer? Not. Not just no. And hang up the phone. I think they're fans of this show. They. They like the storyline. We need you guys to take off work. Hot guy scramble. Where's che right now? T.J. see? He must be waiting for him. He's. He's receiving the. The men. All right. So we need to get directions set before they come out. So tell Che not to come out yet. He's not in here. And it. Text him. I think he's. I think they're here. He's receiving men. Is our resident. No, no. Tell him not to bring him out. I'll go talk to you. But don't look. Go do your eyes closed. But what are the instructions to go. We got to figure it out before we do it. Yeah. Eddie's seen him. Eddie seen them all. Eddie seen them all. Eddie seen them all. What am I doing again? Just tell him. Tell them. Waiting for our command. Okay. Tell them to hold for our command before they come in. Yes. What are you thinking? Like beauty, passion. Stop picking up his phone. I think it's. I think they're that. Where are they? Where's he going? Where are you going? Eddie? No, I think he's there. I think he's in the front. Why would he. Are they in the back? Saw this. Just cancel this. Where are all these. Wait, wait. Let the back be. Let them warm up at the back door. Yeah. He's receiving the back door. The tunnel. Where? Careful. Why would they break back? We have a loading dock. I'm not ready for them. They're just hanging out in the loading dock. And this is what we came up with for tailgate. A blue tent. Yeah. Black table Burgers. Burgers. I also feel like I don't want us to look until they're fully established in the tent. Correct. Mid hang. They're getting in the tent. How many guys are there? Because he might lead the way in or something. I don't. Tj. Do you have royalty free tailgate music? We should have built like a big closet right behind it. And I stayed in it at the end. What? What? Okay. The clear curtain. They can't. That. What's. What did that do? That does very little. It does enough. Is it sinking in? This is. Do you want us not to See them. This is chronically. You want us not to see them or them not to see you? What are we doing? Did you guys like, dude, that. That's happened in Minnesota with ice? There's so much other. Yeah, there's a lot of other to talk about. We should talk about it. Take people's minds off all that stuff. The political climate's too heav around like. Yeah. So are we just gonna be looking these guys in the eyes being like not even that hot. Will they hear us? I think an entire episode about ice. Should we eliminate. Should we eliminate half? So we can't just be like, you're the. You're first to go. No, because that's. That's not in the spirit of it either. You guys gotta figure this out. I'm. I'm. I'm washing my hands of the. You. You guys all made me do this. You made this whole thing start. Haha. You figure it out. This is a disaster. We are live. This is a national dis. This is so fucking embarrassing for everyone involved. For the competitors for the panel, especially you. This. And we still have a guy who has to review the sensory children's toy he fucked. We are humiliating ourselves to a grand degree. Oh, fuck. You guys figure it out. I think we do a group vote. Can we. Well, do you want to be in here at all while we do this? I don't want to be here on this planet. I don't want to be on Earth. Let's have Kate do all. Are they. Are they wearing numbers? Yes, they are. So they are going to be wearing numbers. I think the first thing we do, we observe for a minute. Of course. Second. Then we one by one, we maybe write down like who we're vote or we vote off. Yeah. Get a point in your mind before you start. You like voting ugliest? Yeah, I like like dealer. No. You know what I think we don't observe. I think ugliest chop an ugly guy. Right. Ugliest right from the start. Yeah. Let's set the tone. Set the tone right away. You're too ugly to be here. Get out of. Out of here. That would be badass. Each of you should have a number written down of who you think is the hot guy. Yeah. And then you guys should reveal the number of the hot guy. And if it's not unanimous. Big heads. Yeah, it does have. We should. We should. I want to eliminate one by one. I want to get rid of. You could do that too. Depends on though. First vote is for ugliest. Second vote is for the hot guy. No, no. Here's how we do it. Okay. I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. They come out, we observe them. Everyone text your vote for the hot guy to Stephen Shea. Uh huh. Okay. We will then Stephen Che will then start to eliminate one by one, whoever, like, till we have just the person who got the most votes for hot guy. And then when that one person is standing there, Stephen Che will reveal how many first place votes that person got. But then can we also rank this person by. Because if it's. We said, yeah, then we'll have him come in and we'll talk to him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the first step. The first step is he has to win the qualifier. Yes. Right. Being the hottest in his tail. I was gonna say, I don't think you're vindicated just because he's the hottest. Correct, correct. That's just step one. Step two is he comes in and then we. Then we do out of 10. But I'm assuming he's the hottest by a mile. He better be. You guys better be honest. I know you're gonna with me. Kyle gave me his word he wouldn't. Nick gave me his word he would lie. Nick said, I'm gonna fuck. I literally was in the kitchen. I was like, kyle, can you just please be honest? And he's like, I will be honest with you. And then Nick walked in, he goes, I'm gonna. Even if he's the hottest guy ever, I'm never gonna give you. Also, real quick, and not a big deal. What about Kate's taste in men? Oh, yeah, you didn't think about that. A week ago, she said she could fix Mincy. I said, he's like, why are you shaking your head like that, Eddie? Oh, he's not that hot. No, no, he looks good. Okay. All right. What about. What. What's the crop of boys out there? Pretty good. They brought. They brought some good boys. They did bring some good boys. All right, we need Che. Get in here. Oh, man. God damn it. This is such a fucking ridge. I love this show so much. It's so ridiculous. All in bears tailgating. As a kindness, should we let them rank us afterwards? They're all in the Bears gear. Yes. Are they all one friend group? I think so. Yes, they're all friends. This is all. This is the tailgate that I are gonna go to on Sunday. We went to it on Saturday. So we're gonna see however awkward this is gonna get. It's gonna be Significantly more awkward when I have to meet his parents again. If you have no dude, you're gonna have to hang out with the guy you eliminated first for being the. All right, Che, here's how we're gonna do it. So there's seven votes in here. That's perfect. So there's seven votes in here. They're gonna go out there, they're gonna just mingle and be. We're gonna observe. Okay. When. When everyone has their vote, they're gonna send you a separate text message of the number of the hottest guy there. Okay? Yep. Then once you have all the votes, you tally first place and second place votes, and then you start eliminating everyone but the guy who won till we have just the guy who won left. Oh, so many questions. Do you understand that? Yep. So it'll be like a slow reveal for the audience. You like. Like, if there's eight guys and there's numbers eight, and let's say number three is the hottest guy, you'll go out there and you'll be like, number eight, you're out. Okay. And then, like two minutes later, number seven, you're out. Until it's just the hottest guy standing by himself. I'm concerned we're passively getting ready to the ugly guy in this scenario. What do you mean? It felt like that's a passive way to get rid of the ugly guy. Instead of voting, you're the ugliest. Oh, you want to actually vote ugliest? I wouldn't mind. I want to vote for the ugliest every round. Okay, so then what you guys have to do is. No, you guys have to do is. You have to. You have to rank them in order. How many are there? There's eight, I believe. All right, so you have to rank them in order one through eight, and then we'll go and make a dad number of the. Of the ugliest. Okay. Yeah. Each round. Okay. Yes. Are they aware that this is about. Okay, I like daddy better. So. So we'll go. We'll like tj. We'll build up. You'll do a timer, and you'll be like two minute timer. And then once the two minute timer's up, everyone sends their ugliest to Che. Wait. Now that I think about final round should be the. This was all about finding the hot. I know. That's what I'm saying. You just said you wanted. Yeah. Now I think I might be wrong. This isn't about finding the ugliest, is it? Right. We need to raise the drama. If it's final three, and they're all good looking guys. And he needs unanimous to be vindicated. Okay. So here's. All right, fine. Good. Good. That we planned all. Everyone. When they get out there, everyone rank their top three in order. Okay. And Jay will then data it, put it in an Excel spreadsheet. Yep. Figure out who the top three are, and then you can just randomly vote off the other five. Okay. Okay. We're gonna establish the top three together. So we're not doing ugliest. Yeah. Okay. And then. And then when we get to three, then you'll take out the third and then take out the second. Are we giving them time to, like. Because we want to observe them. Okay. Yeah. Because there's, like, burgers, there's dogs, there's beers. This is a real tailgate. Oh, yeah. Get to get. Get cornhole going. Get the cornhole. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What did you think that curtain was gonna do? It's perfect. It does make me feel more comfortable. Yeah. Actually, we should probably keep it up as a two way mirror so they can't see us. This is. They can just hear us talking. Yeah. But it does. Does it not feel like we're. It doesn't feel as off. It's gonna mask how hot they are. Well, you can look at the. The camera. I need to sit. You didn't look through a camera to see this. You had a 20. You said you had a couple beers. So we need to have a couple of. These guys got to have a beer. Let them drink. Well, this was. This was. They were. Beer one. Yeah, it was. Okay, let's simulate this perfectly. You were one beer deep. I was one 20 ounce beer. So we all need a beer. You need to be. You guys need to drink a 20 ounce. You need to drink one beer. Everyone needs to drink one. And were they drunk? Because that affects appearance. No, I don't think so. I can't wait for you guys to see him. Oh, man. Zah. Anything to say? Pause. I want to get in solo cups. Just drinks for everyone here. Thank you, Eddie. You've seen him numerous times now. Yes. How do you think this is gonna go? I think it could go either way. I think. Yeah. Much like Big cat. Yeah. Compare it, the parody, to something like. Is it like Big ten parodies? Yeah, I'd say big ten parody is perfect, actually, because there's a few teams at the top. They also brought in some squash matches. They got the Rutgers. Yes. They brought in a couple Northwestern, Rutgers. Which, like, shout out to them. Those guys are Just buddies, and they know they're not going to get picked, but it's. Yeah. Can I also do one thing, and I'm just asking nicely. I know this will never work because it always backfires. But, like, can the chat in the comment section just. Please, these guys are nice enough to come in. Let's not be like to him and dox them and all that. Yeah. Like, please, this is a fun thing that we're doing. Let's just have fun with it and not make it a negative experience for anyone. Is that fair? Yeah, that's fair. Let us be the. Yeah. I appreciate everyone's help in that. Like, the reason why we're getting to this is these guys are fans of the Yak and they're, you know, and they're cool enough to come in and do this with us. So please buy the book. Ethical Drama. Let's be. Yeah. Ethical queer drama. How did this. How did this happen? He went to a tailgate. No, no. But, like, how did this. Yeah, it's crazy. We're here. Honestly, I thought about it, too. That was your first comment when we left the tailgate. Oh, yeah. Like, it wasn't like, oh, I'm getting nervous. It was like, wow, that guy was a hot guy. Yeah, yeah. No, this is a. This is natural as it is. It wasn't like something that I came up with for content. It was. We went to a tailgate. We were walking from the tailgate. There was no cameras on, and I was just like, did you guys see that guy? Yeah. Yeah. Not nice guys. Hot guy. What was leaving the house like this morning? It was tough. It was tough. It was a. I hugged everyone a little extra tight. Your wife said goodbye. Yeah. Going off to war. Oh, man. All right. I just quit. What if this is just it? This is at the end of the. The empire. He already penciled us in, too. He's like, you calling Saturday? Oh, yeah. Like, yeah. We're like, well, you got to come to the tailgate. Now, when you decided he was hot, had you heard him talk? Have you talked to him? Yeah. No. Great personality. Is that part of it? Do we need to. Yeah, great personality. Well, we'll see how the other guys interact. Fun, effervescent, jubilant. All right. Butterflies in your stomach. This man sounds perfect. All these things happen. Deep voice. Yeah, good voice. Good voice. But I'm telling you, it's going to be a contest. Just talking. There's some good guys. I love it. Some juggernauts. Oh, yeah. State. There's Oregon. Not Pathetic Titans in that group. There's a few. Well, I think I was thinking about it more yesterday. Like there. There are no. We're basically the. You know how out west they do the reserves for the wolf because they're bringing back the gray wolf. We are? What? No. Sorry. But yeah, I can. Like. Am I right? The gray wolf. They. They basically made like a no killing of the gray wolf. They're trying to bring it back into nature. Yeah. I think you'. A restoration project. A restoration project. This office is a pathetic Titan reserve where I don't think they exist as much out in the wild. But we are making sure that they exist here. Because most Titans are not pathetic. It's almost like a chicken and an egg. This is a sanctuary. They multiply here. Yeah. Do they? Do they? Are they? Yeah. Like do we make pathetic Titans or we. Because we're a safe space for pathetic Titans. Pathetic Titans are drawn to other way. Attract them. I think we attract Titans. But the Titans come in here and they become. They let it all go. They give it all up as soon as they enter the doors. Yeah. But pathetic Titans will never go extinct as long as this office is alive. And that's your promise? Yeah. It's like a polar bear at the zoo. Yeah. It's sad. It's supposed to be something, but it's a little softer. Right? And then we go out and we don't know how to be real Titans. Yeah. Because we've been. We've been fed lasagna every day without having to go into find our food. Everything is done for us. Are they making noises? These boys are rowdy. If they're rowdy, that's. These boys are. Let's get a. Let's get going. Let me do an ad and then we'll get it going. Shall we get it going? Let me do an ad. Rom. Roback Activewear Best fit, best feel. You all know Roback. Best hoodies and joggers in the game. But we may not know it's best pants in the game too. The Roback Delta pants are incredible. A really great fabric and fit for every day. They have a really nice stretch waistband for when those lbs keep tracking on stacking on. 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We did look at his penis. He just showed it. All right, so everyone understands the rules where you're gonna. Once they're there. That's right. Settled. There you go, Brandon. Thanks. That's one. One. Tj, Put me down for one. Everyone is going to do send their top three in order to Stephen Che after we observe them. And then Shea will start to whittle us down to three. And make sure you tabulate the votes because it's. It's not only. He's got to pretty much be unanimous for me to win. Okay, your mic's on. Once we get down to the top three, are we revoting or that's it? No. Okay, that's it. All right. Okay, I'll go grab them. Yeah. Take away the. Take away the curtain as well. Okay, send in the men. Send in the men. Wait, what do you mean, take away the curtain? What'd you put the curtain up for at all? For if you. I don't know. I'm panicking. Dude, it does feel safer. You just covered up the empty court. Just relax. You gotta chill out, man. Ask me what I'm doing. Oh, my God. Are they coming out? Would you like a curtain that just covers you? Yeah, actually, get this man like to not be here right now. I want to close my eyes and wake up and it's just at the tailgate with this guy. It's just me and. And my guy hanging out. It's gonna be a hard one to explain to the family. Don't give me that face, KB Bro, you're supposed to be like, look at what? Descript. Explain to the new audience who people are just tuning in what you're doing. Right now, what you guys are doing, I guess, at your best. We went to a tailgate for the Packers Bears game. Oh, here they come. Here they come. They're big boys. Oh, why did they get rid of the curtain? I can't see. They are big boys. Thank you, Wyatt. Huh? Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, no. Drop your foot. Oh, no. Look at these gu. What a crop. Oh, fuck. We got Alabama, Georgia, and Ohio State. Oh, no. I told you some good boys. There's some good boys. Unreal. Some good boys. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. Wow. Are they getting some cornhole going? Oh, my goodness. Got him. You guys just vote. They're already throwing a football. Yeah. They're so cool. The mock tailgate. We should just have dudes hanging out. They're not even looking at us. I love it. It's perfect. I was saying it on. On PMT today because I was trying to explain it. This is. We are doing a Nathan Fielder video. That's what we're doing. We're recreating the tailgate to try to find my love. This is Nathan Fielder. Oh, man. Good hair. Damn good hair. Beards. This isn't even a coin toss. This is a dice roll. Yeah, this is. All right, come on, guys. There. Eddie was right. There is some ruckers. Northwestern, of course. Yeah. Yeah. Purdue is accounted for, but the top of the conference is stacked. Those schools are fun. Was perfect. Do you need them to, like, spin around or anything? No, they're good. I have a top three. I got a top four. I'm trying to decide between number. Who's gonna get three. These guys are the best for coming in. Great. Love them all. Great smiles. I almost want two of those guys to, like, race or something. You guys, actually, they. Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, you guys are the gay ones. Because I only see one man here, and you guys see multiple. So let's. Let's be honest. Big cat. Is it hitting you the same way? Oh, yeah. You immediately honed in on him. Okay. I'm trying not to look. I just locked eyes with one. Yeah. Seven. Seven's trying to sway the judges the way he ate that hot dog. Oh, somebody already ate a hot dog. Yeah. Yeah, but he's eating it. Cool. Oh, he is eating it cool. He has one hand on the dog and one hand on the plate. He's good, but they're still separated. Good. Watch. So funny. I think I. I do think there's a clear number one guys. I think there's. I'm between. I'm Torn between two. And it better be your number one, because if it's not your number one, I'm freaking. There's one that I'm like, that could be a pro athlete. But there are. There are different kinds of handsome, of course. And that's what's exactly throwing me off. One of these guys are put together some rugged. I got a guy who's not that handsome, but he's. He looks cool as. No, it's not coolness. I know. That's the problem. We're not rating coolness. But the leather jacket is. Is. No. Oh, you went right to it. Well, I mean, yeah, wearing. That's a cool leather jacket is a cool. But coolness is not part of the. In his feet. Look at his shoes. Zaddy, you got, you. You got some numbers. You're looking at blanket paws. But I have two in my o. I'm with you all my days. This I think. Okay, so we're texting Che our top three in order. Yeah, that's what I did. Number one. Number two. Number three. Okay. How's this going, Dino? What do you think? How's the. What? How's the sizing up going? Good. Oh, man. I'm learning. I might have voted bad. You already voted. Yeah. I got a guy who's cuter than what, my number three. Well, it's not cute, though. It's so hard. They just play different styles of ball. Yeah. Not all good teams are the same. How do you want to win, you know? Yeah, yeah. Some guys run his own. I think what we should start. I think when we start eliminating them, I should. I'll go in the gambling cave with the guys who get eliminated because then you can watch us watch the results. Did they take like one sprinter van to get here? I don't know. It's a van full of hot boys. Or were there eight different cars? This is so. They really are just acting like they're at a t. Yeah, these guys are good. They're really good at this. Bennet boys, they're awesome. Now I. I got a question. Is there any. Is there any sense cuz you mingled with them? Do any of us need to go just mingle and see how it feels? If you want to, you can go. Yeah, yeah. I think that's on the table, cuz you did. You did that. Yeah, yeah. Go, go, go, go, go. Look at them. Go with Eddie. Yeah, go with Eddie. Eddie, you want to go mingle? Yeah, yeah, go mingle. Yeah, you know, you can get up close. Oh, wait, oh, wait. Oh, wait. No names. No names. No names. No names. They told me they're all. Their names. They're all Tailgate Nick. All right, you want to go up there? I have submitted my. Okay. They're all Nick. They're all Nick. This is Nathan Fielder. They're all introducing themselves as Nick. Nick, this is great. Number six is on his. He's crushing beers. I can't believe we got eight dudes and all eight of them were like, yeah, of course I'll come. Yeah. Why? This is. Why this is. This show. I just can't. I love it so much. Steve, you set all this up? All eight of them? Yeah. Was there. He. I talked to him a couple times this week. He. I. I said friends would be the best route, and he got. So he talked to the friends. Yeah, he got all the next. They're all fans. Are any of them. Did any of them hesitate to be like. No, I think they're all. They're all just. Yeah. I mean, this is why our fans are the best. There's like, yeah, it's good content. All right, so do you guys agree that once we start eliminating, I'll go sit in the gambling cake. That's fair. Then we can. That's fair, but get my reactions. Yeah. Do you. Have you guys voted? Yeah, I voted. I can't. It's hard. I got a dark horse. Go up there. Go up there, Kyle. Go up there. I can't. Why? Kyle, you need to. If you're. If you're struggling, go up there and talk to him. I tell you what, every point's gonna matter. We got a tight race. Oh, really? Does the. Does the chat have a favorite? No. I'm going in. Going in. Hold on, Kate. Let them know you can't get. Yeah, no, the chat is also seems to be split between two, maybe three. Again, this is more proof that you guys are the ones. Okay. This is a good group. Or I think I'm just a monogamous gay guy. You guys are swinging us. Yeah, we really get around. Sure. Whatever you need to say, man. Kate's gonna try to. One of them. Sure. Chad's pretty consistently spamming three numbers. Okay, that's not good. That's not good. No. I got a George Mason who's doing the least but also doing the most. Oh, this is so these boys. These boys are good at hanging. Good boys. It's actually shocking how little they notice us. All right, you have your. What? Brandon, you have a question? Brandon has a question. I got it. Y' all need to know something. Okay. What? You got to go out there. Couple of guys got hotter up close. Couple of guys got uglier up close. Go up there. You got to go up there. I'm telling you. I swear to God, I'm not. I will not accept any. Anything less. Two guys. You guys, if you guys this up. Multiple guys got hotter. Multiple guys got uglier. Great. Fuck. I'm fucked. I know. But there's. There's some. There's some. Here's your problem, Dan. Yeah, there's you. We were all hoping there would be one standout. Here's my. There's two standouts. We invited a bunch of dudes because I saw one guy at a tailgate. Yeah. Seven days ago. And said he's hot. I think that would be my problem. Yeah. Your problem is one of. You're one of the most popular media personalities in the country and you're coming out as gay. Straight. Right. Episode of the Act. That's my problem. Right. Which I think I have three small children. I think gay cat is going to do well. Can I say something? Remember when there was. Yes. Yeah. Better on Netflix. It's the comments of prophecy. Yeah. Back in the day. Dave. Dave doesn't like. You know Dave. Yeah. He doesn't like when anyone else has anything that's fun. Sure. So when the Blackhawks won, there was a picture of me and Patrick Sharp. And the angle you could see it at, it looked like we were holding hands. We were not holding hands. And then Dave was just like, oh, big cat's getting okay. Because he was just mad that the Blackhawks. So this is a throwback. Yeah. Yeah, this is a throwback. Kate, I have this observation. I want you to tell me if you agree. Go on. Walking out there and getting up to him. A couple of guys got hotter. Yes. A couple of guys got uglier. Yes. Okay. All right. I love that. All right. But I'll say this about every single one of them. I thought it was going to be kind of awkward. They're very children. Yeah. No, they're good guys. They're good guys. And by the way, the aisle looks so small. The ugly boys. No. God, he looks so small. Oh, my God. He looks small. I'm going to get him. Look at Kyle. This pathetic Titan talk. Zoom out. Pathetic Titan talk. Look at that guy. Che. That changed everything. Okay, question mark. Did everyone. Z. You got to go up. Did every. Did some guys get hotter and some guys get uglier? Yeah. Yeah. One guy got a lot hotter. I got. I agreed. I took. I took One guy. I. Oh, my God. One guy got so much hotter up close. Yes. Voting is not close. So you can change your votes if you need. Oh, Kyle's just showing them their swing. Swing. I'm comfortable with my vote. Having been out there, I couldn't talk to them, and not because they were all hot, but the. Just the circumstances of the whole thing. Oh, they were. Actually might change my number one vote. Dan, listen, you gotta do whatever you gotta do. I gotta pay, but you gotta pee. All right, I'll do flavor while we wait. The playoffs are here, and it's time to raise your game. Wait, what's that coming down the tunnel? It's Guy Fury's Flavortown sauce is just in time to help your tailgate or pregame hit. Different. Just like the Bears packers game was incredible last week. We want to talk about some sauces that will pair perfectly with your next meal. Guy Fieri's Flavortown sauces slather on the bold flavors and elevate your game. You can't bring that weak stuff. It's the playoffs. That's why you bring the big guns. With Guy Fieri's Flavortown sauces. This time of year demands bold flavors. Flavortown just hits different man Sauces and seasonings for flavor blitz. No, directly. Whoa. Who's this guy? Oh, so you're directly. Oh, well, that. No. Blake. I vote for out of there. Get the out of there. Blake. No, no, no. I've always said you're the hottest guy here. That's. He is. He blended in quick, though. He did. He blended in. Listen, when game day's on the line, you got to have the flavor that brings it. Crap. Flavored town sauces and seasonings. Wherever you go get your groceries, just make sure these sauces. You must take these sauces to the house. You can grab them where you get your groceries. Remember, Flavortown sauces just hit different. Flavortown sauces are incredible. Shout out Guy Fury. I went out there to talk to them to get the natural feel. Like we said, you were talking to them. You were mingling, and then they need more beers. All right. They kind of wanted why we need to get more beers for them. Isn't it music so they can dance? Every single guy introduces himself as Nick, so wearing a number, and I was like, this is. We're doing a Nathan for you. But they're acting like actors. Yes. No, but they're also acting like not actors. They're so comfortable. All right, so do you have all the votes? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Where's Nick, I'm gonna go. Danny, I need your vote. I might change. I might change my number one vote. So I'm gonna go. Getting close changed a lot. I'm gonna go grab number six and we're gonna go in the cave. Is that cool? Number six? Yeah. Well, are we taking away people? Come on, now. Hang on a second. Get them. The hustle. No, no, don't. Don't tell me more. Well, I'm just gonna. I'm gonna take one away right now, and then you take away the other. You every, like, minute you send someone else until we have. All right, I'm tabulating. We'll be done in, like, two minutes. Yep. All right, so I'll go grab six. Our votes. Our votes final. Brandon, I'm about to. I'm changing my vote. My vote was final there. I. I changed my vote. I have a default number one. I do, too. Getting close changed a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And I'm gonna sit on the couch, and you guys can watch my reaction as we go. We'll put on the act. Brandon, with your finger number, show me you got up close. I'm gonna kick everyone else out. You're gonna have the Montoya moment. All right? Yeah. Are we. You guys figured out. I'm gonna go. Can I. Can I grab six? Yeah, get six and you might as well grab. Yeah, okay. All right. Might as well grab Hoover. Six. Six and two. I mean, come on. What are we doing? And they know. They know. They know. They did. I talked to him about it. I talked to him about it. I said, though, that he's the one I'd party with. He's a great guy, the most fun. Wait, you. You said that in the text. No, I didn't do it. No, don't look at me, Nick. I didn't do it. Tate did it. No, I didn't. I said I would, actually, if we didn't eliminate him. No, no, he's just. He's a commentator now. If you notice about six, he's got. I don't think he's wearing beer scare gear because he wasn't a Bears fan. He was wearing Indiana hoodie. You think he was a Packers fan? He was great guy. They're booting other people out of the room. He was a Packers guy. We chatted for a while. Here comes Nick. He was the fastest beer drink. Oh, wait, we're throwing. Here comes Nick Addison. A new Nick has entered. Did Blake go meet the guys, by the way? I sent Blake out there. Eddie, as bad as big Cat looks, you look terrible for saying Nick Addison's that hot. He's just. He's just a dude. He's not that hot. Wait, did Nick Addison get a haircut? Yes, he did. Perfect face. Wait a minute. Nick Addison. Oh, he fits in perfectly. Look at the way he turned model S. Okay. My name. I gotta hype up my guy. Did they get the boys more beers? Yes. Jacob was over there doing something. This is awesome. Why are they sitting so close? You got space on the couch. All right, I'm gonna go bring more guys in there. We do have. The votes have been tabulated. It's not unanimous, right? It's not. There is a very clear top three, and it's pretty close. So I'll start taking away those that the. The lowest scores right now. Okay. They all dress pretty nice. They do. I was looking at. So who I would go for, and I don't want to. God damn it. I was in the bar and I'd be like, this is my kind of guy. We know they've been through enough. I'm just saying. It's the boots we know he's got. Cool. Okay. All right. Wait, really? Whoa. Who? Really? Boots. There's only one pair of boots out there. I like. I. Okay. They all have faces and chests and arms. It's the Southern buy number. $200. Katie Boots. That's kind of. There's only. I only see one pair of boots. I only see one pair of boots. Oh, there's an interesting pair of boots out there. Oh, you know what? There's a second. God damn it, Kate. There's three pairs of boots out there. This was a nice beer. Thanks, Eddie. Yeah, it was. Now I. When we get down to this, I don't want somebody to feel like a loser because there's multiple hot guys out there. Oh, yeah. There's multiple hot guys and fun guys. Guys. Okay. And have fun guys. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. Shay's executing someone right now, obviously. Oh, wow. I took five. Oh, five. That's a solid looking guy right there. That's a good looking guy. You're a good looking guy. He was like my four. Yeah, he was very handsome. You know, there's no particular order. He was in competition for my top three spot, I think. Huh. He kind of gives off an all business Pete a little bit vibe, and I think that's why he didn't get farther. Docked a lot of points for me. Yeah. That docked. He looks like all business. He looks like. He looks like all business Pete. That's what threw him off I had to look in his cup. He drinks come. Yeah. No, he hasn't come drinking. 5. Can we see what's in your cup? Yeah, no, he's fine. He's very handsome guy. Okay. If that's number. If that's. There's one who's the most conscious of the competition, he's not eliminating an order because he. No, it can't be. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, their. Their circle just keeps getting tighter and tighter, and they're no longer tailgating. They're now, like, mingling outside of history class. Yeah, the vibes are bad. What? We got to get the tailgate back. Some Zach Brown going. Yeah. Okay. All right. Che, should we take two out? Are we gonna take an hour and a half to do something that should take about 15 minutes? Absolutely. Okay. It's kind of in our nature. Yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, that. Oh. Oh. Who's going number two? Okay, well, you know, that makes sense. Can I tell you, that was my guy. We know that, Kate. We know that, Kate. As soon as we look at the group. And the worst guy. That's your guy. He's not the worst worst guy. He was by far the worst guy. No, he wasn't by far the worst. No, they weren't. He's got good style. That was your number one good guy. He's wearing a bear shirt. Owed him number one. I said I. Well, but I'm saying that whole group of guys. That's who you're going up to. Yes, because he looks. He. Good style, good shoes, good hair. Look at this. And he looks fine. These guys. Okay, it's whatever. It's. It's Friday during the day, boys. I don't know if you've looked, but it's. It's getting tight out there. It's getting ice. It's getting tight out there. I honestly, like, this is almost like your favorite song. I could have a different one every time. Khalil, Max gotta keep quit turning his back to the camera. Yeah, yeah. I want him to turn around. Yeah, he. I'll say. Best hair. Boys, can you. Nyx, can you shift the circle? Yeah. Face us? No, no, you can stay in the circle, but maybe get some other face time for some of the other guys. Yeah, yeah. Number seven and Nick, Addison, you can go the back to work mostly. He doesn't have a presenting sponsor. Go to work. Yeah, they're cool guys. Oh, he just assimilated into the Knicks. Is this one of them now? I mean, he is a Nick. Yep. If he does just. He leaves with him never comes back. Interesting. Yeah. Oh, Chase on the move. Jay. Now, this is a tough cut right here. I think this will tell us a lot. This is a cut that will tell us a lot. Yeah. Tell us what the committee's thinking. I'm nervous. Yeah, we'll see the parameters right now. Oh, it's strength of schedule. Yeah, it is. You didn't play anybody very handsome. He's married anyway. Is he good for you. Yeah, he's a good looking guy. It could be anybody. Yes. They all have different qualities. So we have four guys left. We're eliminating to a top three. Do we change the show at top three? What happens? Top three is. I think we do cumulative votes. Wow. Boy, oh, boy. Again. Oh, Cornholing. Always taking a bite of burger. He's not afraid. Wow. See how he chews? Very confidently. Yep. These guys can make this a thing. You could hire the hot Knicks to come to your party. Here come the next a bar. Could it feature them? Oh, do they invite the Knicks? We got the eight hot Knicks tonight. They suck at cornhole. I'm excited for the Yak fan going to the game Saturday crossover. Then they. They pass this tailgate. Oh, holy. It's the hot Knicks. Oh, man. Ed, is this pretty true to life how the tailgate was going? Yeah, I feel we simulated a tailgate better than you could ever, like, dream of. Like, the chat, like, the chatter. Like I'm in the conversation just watching them, you know? Yeah, yeah. It's kind of relaxing. Yeah. Yeah. Did you guys give descriptors with your. No, I just did numbers. I just did numbers. What descriptors did you. I'll say. I wrote Greek God for one of them. I know. Okay. I know who's Greek. He looks like a statue to me. I think there's multiple Greek guys out there. Greek gods. I think there's. Hodnick's dad is pretty good looking, too. I should know. I'm gonna. I'm gonna eliminate one. There is a tie for second, so we kind of got to keep three. There is a one. There is a one. Standout one. It's close, but yes. All right, so let's just. I guess let's just dive into it. So eliminate one. We'll have a top three, and then we'll be pretty quick about eliminating. Yep. Just rip the bandit off. Who do we think is gonna get eliminated? I think. I think Khalil Mac's in trouble. No, I think it's leather jacket. You think leather jacket? Because I think it's definitely coming from that side. I think we're this side safe. Are a little intimidated by leather jackets. I feel like leather jackets are always going straight taste. Oh, wait. No way. He was in my top three. That's my Greek God. He was in my top three. That's a statue. Look at his hair is perfect. He's. He. Wait, I don't. I don't want to say too much, but he looked like Julio if he wasn't a stand up comedian. Yeah, he's very. He's a handsome guy. This is. Wait, is this. This was my final three. This was your three? My final three. That guy was in my three. This is my final three as well. Final threes. This was also the chat's final. What is that? What is. This is my final three. We got four, three and eight. My bracket looks really good. Two of these guys. Dude, two of these guys gonna get the Warren Buffett billion dollar. I got my 1, 2 and 4 out there. My 1, 2 and 4 are out there as well. Triangular. My 1, 2 and 4 out there as well. So we all had same. Yeah, I had that guy's three. That was my three. Everyone that's left has multiple first place votes as like, oh, wow. Leather jacket. Leather jacket got first place votes. When you get up close to leather jacket, it changed everything. Oh, I think the other guy, when I got up close, it changed. Leather jacket has the pearliest whites I think I've ever seen. Yeah, Pat and goatee was stunning. I mean, yes, that was charming as he cared about but like, look at, look at the teeth. I know on teeth on. I didn't get to his teeth. I just. I stopped a hat guy. Hat guy. Charmed. Charmed the pants off of me. Number four is just naturally hints and four is just. Good lord. We've been dancing around talking about 4. Unspoken spoken. I wrote smooth next to his 4 was like an auto bid almost. Look at this. 4 has been in these tournaments before. Can we discuss who was all our. Our first or. No, not yet. How do we do this? Okay. Do you want to go around the room say who you know? Because big cat's watching. Oh, but what is that? He has to find out eventually. And he's not watching. He's in. He's in a boy. Oh, he's having the time of his life. Oh, he's just giggling. He's basically in the bath house right now. He's not watching us. They might have to all stand behind him like the. He's never let up. All eight of them. One's devastated And I get it. Yes, one was one. You were in mine. Big cat has never smiled like that around us. Nope. This is the new yak. Looks cozy. I think he just recruited. Recruited a new yak. It's the Nick. All right. Another elimination. Number three is like attainable. How do you want to do it? You want to. You want to take it down to a top two? You said there was. It's second place is tied. Oh. Oh, so. So the. The winning score I tabulated. If you. If you were first place vote, you got three points. Second place got two points. Yeah. Place got one. We need a tie break. There is a. There is a first place and second place is tied. It's pretty close. Well, the only way we need a tiebreaker was a tie for first. Yeah, that's right. But I would still big out. Would still lose. Which one has more first place votes? That's the tiebreaker. They both have equal. The two second place guys both have the same amount of first place. Well, I guess we line them up then, then. Okay. Well, do you just go back? No, I want an elimination. Well, how. We need to bring in someone to vote. Should we revote on these three? Oh, should we get a. Another voter? Can we get the other Those of you that didn't have these guys? This isn't a women thing. That's true. That's true. You're right. So everyone that didn't have these guys as their top three, can we zoom vote again? Take mine away. Is that is my idea too obvious? Would that just solve it too quickly? Should we do. We're voting for who the two to eliminate? No, just do your top three right here. Put them in order. Sign these three. Well, one of these guys wasn't in my top three, so I feel like I already voted. No. Yeah. Then you have to redo it. That's what I'm saying. That's right. That's what makes the difference. Yeah. Using these guys. One, two, three. Okay, so. Yeah. Are we all doing it? But I feel like I already. I already did that. So you can just same my same order. Same. Steve, what number is the guy in the last one? Okay, so only two got three. That's eight other jackets. Eight totally unrelated. Does everyone smell like gasoline? Titus and Danny do not have to revote. Garage nearby. Okay. All right. I have. I voted. What are the numbers remaining? We're just pumping tail 3, 4, and 8. 3 and 4 are the two on the right side. 8 is over there by himself. Okay. Sent in Trey, by the way, for the last, like, 15 minutes. They've just been totally normal out there. I mean, like, they're not in the middle. Can we all be honest? I think we know where we're going here, right? It's. It's between three and four. Let's. Are we just being honest with each other? Oh, y' all think eight kind of chance here? You. Wow. Okay. All right. See, I was gonna say. Am I. Am I a bad gay or a good gay? I was gonna say the. The more clean cut fellows I think are going for leather jackets. It. That guy is all business, Pete. Yes, he is. Was this a trick by Big Cat to get on that couch with that many boys? Maybe. This just got away from him so quick. All right, my vote's in. Spider looks like the kid at the school dance who's scared to go. Go up and talk to him. Big Cat will not lose control of that football. It's the only thing keeping him straight. Grasping that ball. Hold on for dear life. Che, how do the numbers look calculating? They're reconvening at the table. I don't. How hard is this? That's what Big Cat's asking right now. We still have a tie. We still have a tie. Still a tie. Come on. Wow. Oh, we got to have a debate then. How does that. Oh, but again, if we. A tie for second. Tie for second. Second. A tie for second. So we. We have a one. We have a one. Let's just. Just. Why don't we just crown him? Flip a coin. Who you're going to eliminate first? Jay, Just do a. Yeah, you just eliminate the one you think is uglier first. Yeah, yeah, You. You vote. You. Yeah, it's inconsequential, right? There's no prize for second or third. This is fine. The hot. The hottest. Yeah. I think number eight is very handsome, but I think it's his accessories that some of you are thinking is hot. I think dudes like leather. Jack. I. I mean, I'll just say, because you guys are disparaging. I. I voted number eight number one. He was my top pick. He's your top pick when you get close. When you got close. Yes. I voted him third initially, and then I walked up and met him, and I was like, that's. Oh, there he goes. Look at that smile. Good teeth. Don't love it. That was my number one grabbed. What? He didn't make my top three. Really? Really? Me neither. The last guy, or was it the height? Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, a little bit of height. You sit by me so now should Big Cat reveal? Oh, yeah. Maybe Big Cat should say who his was. Is. Is Big Cat's guy still in the top? I think Big Cat just now goes and reveals who the hot guy is and we'll follow him. Does that make sense? I think he wanted his reaction of us choosing. That's why he went in the cave. Yeah, we do like the referee hand raise. Okay, you want to do that or would you like to go around the room and one by one say who our number one was? Yes. What do you want to do? Chase should referee hand raise. And then you guys should tell. Right. The results should be after. Okay, fair enough. Right? Yes. All right, Che, referee hand raise. This is determined the hottest guy on. Wait a minute. But should we get Big Cat out there? Because I want to see his react. Yeah. The audience voted 56 number four out of these. Out of the final three. Okay. I would let just, I'll just say it now. Okay, I won't say it now. Say it after. When do we reveal who we voted a fourth? After this. After this, I guess. So you're raising? No, I think we reveal first. Raising the winner. I think we reveal first to determine if Big Cat. Well, we reveal after. Oh, God, look at us. Yeah, look at what? We're the winner. Hot guy Friday. Y Hot Guy Friday. Yeah, boy. Let's kiss. Kiss. Oh, God, Look at the boys. So stupid. Wow. Way to go, Dan. Way to go, Big Cat. Yes. You're the fucking man, Big Cat. Wow. Congratulations. Straight as. We're straight. Wow. They pulled the kiss coin on me. What a relief. Oh, my God. Oh, what a heterosexual conclusion. That was so nerve wracking. Yep, that was. I, I, I. When you guys eliminated eight, I was like, oh, thank God. Thank God. So should we all say our top three? Yeah. Wait, Che have him go, go, go. In the cave. We'll, we'll have you guys come in in a second. Do we have a podium? Yeah. Oh, my God. So I'll just say I, I originally when they first walked out, I had number four. Number one. After going up, I switched to number three. So did I, Brandon. Exact same. So. So you guys were right. Like so when you get in front of someone and that's look. Yeah, this proves it. Because none of the people watching right now can get up close in person. As soon as I got up to number three and I looked him in the face and he charmed me, I switched my vote before was my initial. That's so interesting. I did the opposite. I had three at number one. Really? Went up there and saw eight. I dropped three to three. Wow, Titus. Wow. Exact same. I had. It can't be the exact same as everybody. I've misheard what I. I had eight as number one. I had four is two and you're gay. Three is three. No. What did you guys have? What'd you have? So it was. It was four from jump for me. Yes. In his face. Well, yeah, I had four as number two. Three was my number one. Then I got up close. Eight wasn't in my top three. I put eight in my top three after. Yeah, it was eight was. Eight's an up close guy. Was an up close guy too, though. So I did it two ways. I did it that you. I try to. I try to get into a white boy's mind. So in that sense, I had four. Four is first, three is second, and eight is third. And then my. My preference was eight as first, seven as second, and third is three is third. Okay, so you even have my guy in the top three? No, I had him. I had him in the white guy mind. Yeah, I had him as number one. Oh, in the white guy. Wow. Wow. What'd you have, Danny? I had four, eight, and three. So. Okay, I had it from the jump. I know my hot man. What was your ranking? I had eight is one. Not initially, but when I went up there. Yeah. Yeah. So, like, his skin looks good. His hair looked good. Yeah. Kate, what were yours? The teeth are my initial. 3, 4 and 1. And then you thought everybody was sleeping on one. That's a Greek God. And then you switched it. Great hair. Then I switched it to 3, 4, 8. Okay. Okay. My final vote was 4, 8, 3. So all right. My final voice. 3, 3, 4, 8. So is that very close? Close. Ch. Well, how close was it? So first place, four had 15 and then two tied at 10. But everyone had the same amount of first place votes. That was kind of a walk. Okay. No, I won 15 to 10, though. No. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Everyone had the same first place votes. They saying that there was. I'm sorry. No, Number four had three first place votes, but it was. It was very, very close. Wow, look at the Heisman voting. But that. Yeah, that could also be media bias. Good group of boys. Great west coast men voters. Damn. Good boys. Wow. We should. Incredible group of boys. We should do this. They're the best for every crew. Bring your crew through. These guys are the best for coming in. We'll throw it on a crew rank Friday. Does number five look like all business Pete to You a little bit. That's gonna hurt his feelings. Yeah. That was really mean, what you just did. No, we've been talking about the whole time. You're hyping him up. I'll tell you what. And I. I'm. I might be best friends with Ruckers. Yeah. Yeah. We spent the most time together. Listen, don't forget that time when Tony. Tony Soprano was on the sideline. They won that Thursday night game against USF. Sure. 2007. They were ranked the kicker. Point of the. Did they get up to two? USF was two. Oh, USF was two. Jeremy EO. Jeremy Ito. That was O7 kick against Louisville. Yeah. Any given. Any given game. Pandemonium. So what do we do now? Do we get them? Bring them in? Do you want to have them in? Yeah, Right. You want to have my name? Oh, no, save them. I don't think. Okay. You don't want it? I don't. No, wait, wait, hold on, hold on. I think they're perfect. You want to just keep it? Yeah, I don't want to get to know. We gotta talk to the winner, though, right? I do that. The whole thing was. Yeah. You guys have to talk privately. I'm seeing a month. I already have a date on Sunday. You already have today? Yeah, Sunday, Soldier Field. What a relief, by the way. Unbelievable relief. Okay, so we only know Nick's name. Yeah. Oh, we do this. Nick, the guy that won. Yeah. Okay. We do need the picture. Danny said we need a picture of you on the couch with all eight of them. Yeah, yeah, I'll do that. Yeah, yeah. Have to get that guy. There he is. There he is. Tailgate. Nick. That one right there. Right there, right there. Okay. What a whirlwind, huh? Talk us. Ridiculous couple days. Yeah. Talk us through Monday to people. What? Explaining. Yeah, yeah, talk us through Monday. When you. When you are. I think you were traveling for work. Dude, I was on a plane. Yeah. And then you. Did you start getting your phone blown up, being like, hey, is that you? Well, so, you know, when you do the. Like, the WI fi will be spotty, so it'll go in and out. It was off for like 15 minutes. I'm like, man, it must not have happened. Like, it just kept going and going. Yeah, yeah. Of like, my buddies who were watching. And then we literally. I was in the air, like, what is happening? Yeah. And then it was complete chaos for like four hours. That's awesome. It's priceless. And we also, like, I. I was talking to one of your friends in there, like, we could do this again with older men because his dad is. Might be. Well, dude, you. You have unlocked a different stratosphere of where my relationship with my father could go. Because off of pmt. Yeah. That's how I found out about it. Yeah. So my buddies texted me, my dad, they're like, he's talking about one of you. So your dad thought it was him. So I called him and I'm like, hey, what's going on? Nothing much. Still can't believe we won. I'm like, yeah. Hey, by the way, this dude, Big cat might think one of us is attractive. He's like, which one? I'm like, that's the part. So then trying to explain it to my mother was even worse. That's awesome. Was she there on Sunday? She was, yeah. All right. Yeah. Or Saturday. Yeah, she'll be back Sunday. We'll be there. You guys have to come now. Yeah, Eddie and I will be there. For sure. For sure. Superstition. But what an absurd third couple of days. The funniest moment, like, the only Bruce Wayne moment I had, which was like, hiding in plain sight, was when I was in a Starbucks on Wednesday standing behind somebody who was watching it with, like, their AirPods. Like, watching the yak. Yeah. And I'm just standing there, I'm like, yes. Were there any nerves heading into this? 0. Because trying to explain this to people was just so beyond absurd. Yeah. Like, I got text messages being like, what channel is it on from? Like, my aunts, like, not how this works. Yeah. He could ass. Oh, he got the ass fucking coin. Oh, yeah. Well deserved. Oh, my God, that's powerful, but just beyond absurd because you painted it to the Internet like, Chris Hemsworth. Yeah. Going up to this office today. So I was. It was like first and 20 for me. Walking into this office, be like, do I hold water with the rest of the dudes who are going to examine my physique? Yeah. Did you make any decisions differently this morning? No. Zero. No. This is. I did. I did give you a pump up. I was like, dude, let's get a tan. Let's get. Get some sleep. My wife was like, you got to whiten your teeth. I'm like, I'm not whitening. She was pretty supportive of this. Very supportive. That's another thing we have in common. We both have wives. Well, your wife. Yeah, exactly. Imagine that. So did your wife be like, oh, he's not that good. She was just like, yeah, he's. He's like, good looking, but, like, not invite them all back and do a blind testing. Well, you kept rolling with. Now, did distance make the heart grow fonder? I mean, I was like, did you see me today and be like, it's still there, Yo. It was still there. You walked in. I was just like, oh, all right. I don't know what the. Is this turning into that mean two guys with wives? Okay, sorry. You're right. You're right, you're right, you're right. Is there anything that's, like, reciprocated on your end? Like, stop. Like, I mean, you were in person. Oh, there we go. There we go. You got. You were definitely taller in person. There's an. There's an aura about him. There we go. For sure. Like, were you amped up that he stopped at your tailgate? Well, his dad was. My dad was the one who lured him. All. I had one step into the lot, and he was just like, big cat, you got to come have a beer. It's like, yeah, you know what? I actually think it was. I thought about this when I laid in bed with my wife about big cat. Y. A lot of people were asking you for pictures. Yeah. And I was kind of playing hard to get. Yeah, that might have been it. Like, I was standing away. Picture. What's happening? Yeah. You want us to leave the room? Yeah. Relax. Guys. Being like, friendship. It's really on a date. It's male friendship. We might be. You guys should try to find a friend. Yeah. So the rest of the boys you brought in today, they're the best. When you saw them, did any of them, like, really. Were you, like, oh, you look great today. You're not sizing guys up that way. But I will say, like, trying to go back and forth this week to be like, hey, bring three or four friends. I'm like, I'm not voting on my friend's hotness. Right. We're not putting. Who. Whatever. Yeah. Bringing three, though. That was three. Would have been a disaster. Strength in numbers prevail big. But they're the best for. Bring it. Bring it back up. Tj. If you. If you did have to vote on your friend's hotness, and they're sitting right there in numbers, you know, how would you do it so seasonally? Like, some of them. Like, some of them are winter guys. Guys, like, seven right there. Seven looks like Bane if he takes his shirt off. So, like, if you. If you see him in the. If you see him running the lakefront in the summer, you'd be like, that guy's probably, oh, we gotta do this again. Do it every season. So I feel like when you play like the very mediocre handsome dude game which most of this city plays, it's very seasonal to answer that question. Okay. Like, some guys are fall hot. Yeah. Sweatshirt, zip up. You get lucky. This was in the winter or you think you're playing ball in the summer. He could play at any time. He's a summer. Some guys can. Hey, you got to have different ways to win games. Okay. Anywhere, anytime. Did any of the guys think Big Cat was talking about them? Yeah, my dad. Yeah. In the room. Other than my father. Yes. Dad's a good looking dude. Yeah, I appreciate that's what I'm saying. We got to maybe do it like 50 plus for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's like, God, that. What is it the Bachelor. Yeah, the Golden Bachelor. Yeah. You should just get a bunch of 50 year old married men in the office and then judge them. Oh, man, that would be funny. Oh, all right. I'm gonna go take a picture. I. Nick, you're the best. See you on Sunday. We'll see you Sunday. Thank you to all the boys. Gonna take a picture. Insane. What a good crop of boys. Boys. Good, great crop of boys. The ideal tailgate. Yeah. Great boys. You can just play that on the ground. She's like so funny. Thank you for coming in. It's great meeting you, man. Yeah, that was surreal stuff. Thanks, dude. See. See you Sunday. Yeah, see ya. See, Go Bears. We need. We need to do boys once a month. That was Eddie. You were wrong, man. Yeah, he's a good looking. Now listen, I. I said he was good looking. Looking. Yeah. But to run back and said on every podcast, would you go. I don't think. I don't know. I think he's pretty damn good looking. I think he's like the most by the book handsome. Yes. Yeah, you can be undoubtedly any. Well, he's so well spoken to. Like. Yeah, he's been here before. What? Three is just. Yeah, you hated eight. I just don't. I don't like eight. I don't get why you don't like eight. I don'T know. I don't like it. What's wrong with eight? I'm just saying eight. If I'm looking at three, I'm looking at four and then look at eight. I don't think you gave eight the time of day. Yeah, eight is crazy. Like you hate. Nate is crazy. Like, I don't know. I'm looking. He could win this thing. I'm looking at Mercedes, the BMW. You're looking at Toyota Camry, saying it can go just as well. Look at those teeth. He's a Camry. One might have been stronger than we. All right, see you, boys. Any of them. Yeah, that final three. And just like that, there were. And look at our boys. Boys. Our boys suck. Boys are gone. There it is. Hey. Now what do we do? That was something that. And that was something that happened right there. Yeah, that was something we did. Experience a little bit of clarity. Organized and put together and seriously judged, really. We will share with our significant others when we go home and they ask how work was. Yes. We will say, yep, pretty regular. I would do that with another group of men. I would do it with women, too. I'm throwing that idea out there. Hold your head up, chin up. Somebody just told us that that guy was just a Greek God under us. That's. That's his. He might be the winner of the whole day. That's his fault for. He should want a crop top. Yeah, he should have. Should have shown him off. What, are the boys getting rowdy again? I think big cats, just Big cat. Might just be part of their group now, not ours. Oh, ice cream. I bet some ice cream. They get creamed. That was awesome. Yeah. I just surprised quarter of guys. His brother bought him tickets for the game on Sunday. He didn't know. Oh, nice. Had me tell him. He's p. These guys are the best. They're good guys. Best man. One of the guys was, like, drinking beers. I was like, how'd you get off work? He was like, I didn't. I gotta go back right after this. But I. The other guys, I was talking to two of them, and they were like. I was like, how'd you get off work? And they're like. We just told our boss, and they're like, oh, that's awesome. Awesome. No problem. Yeah. Oh, you're going on the yak. Cool. Oh, man. That was fun. That was blast. Yeah. You have to be the most relieved a man can be. Oh, incredible. Like Dan, when you rang the bell. Even the hospital. Sex tonight. Yeah. It couldn't have felt anything like that. Oh, man. Did you let your wife know? I. She probably walked watching. Okay. She probably was watching. Like, she's like, you know, she's. She's like Notre Dame waiting to get into the playoff. Yeah. Unbiased. That was some of our best programming ever. Ever. It really was. Yeah. It's. Yeah. I'm speechless. Genuinely. Impossible to explain. I'm gonna miss the boys. The only. The only person that comes out Looking bad. Is Ed dead? Yeah. They were trashing you in there. Yeah, yeah, no, they. Well, when we were. I just went back in there. They're like, eddie, what's his problem? I was like, dude, I don't know. I said he was a good looking guy. Oh, you poo poo. We had. We had to wrap it out of here. You guys asked me if he's hot enough to talk about him on three different podcasts. You know, we have. I think that's, you know, we have to do on Sunday what you got to find your guy and then we'll do this again. Yeah. We'll go to a different tailgate. What if we all have an opportunity? Yeah. What if you accidentally find on your one. No, I never. It's not impossible. It's not impossible. Don't turn. Don't. Yeah. Don't rule it out. Damn, we should all do this. I would get arrested. Yeah. Why is that? And well, it's. It's inherently felonious. What? Oh, you're just recognizing a high standard of beauty and. And docs. Imagine doing with everyone's favorite sports team. Yeah. Like a bunch of Mississippi State guys in here. Oh, yeah, I would. I. I would. Yeah. The pressure on me would be immense. I felt the pressure today. This was a. One of the most nerve wracking drives to work. Talk about, like, who doubted you besides my wife. I feel like some people in this room. I voted your guy number one. Yeah. Any guy who's tan in the winter like that. Right. The olive skin, did that give it away? Be honest. The. All those. Well, there were multiple. Yeah, the. His chin. Yeah, the dimpled chin. I didn't even notice that really after. That's what I noticed up close. Yeah. No, I didn't notice it. That's what I noticed up close. Yeah. Che, what you think? I thought it was great. That was a good crop. Good crop of great. That was great. It wasn't. Wasn't immediately obvious, but I thought, yeah, I agreed with the selection and just cool guys. Yeah. Like the. I can't get over the fact, like I. That's a crazy thing to be like. Yeah, we're down. It's good, boys. We'll do a fake tailgate in front of a live show. It was almost like letting chickens out of their coupe to feed. Like, we let them out here and they just knew exactly what to do. Yeah. They started. They got right to it. Let's get to the cornhole. I'll have a burger. They don't have to leave. Do they. They could stay. They just stay around. Just get back to tailgating. Yeah, There we go. They all got cream. Just hire them as tailgaters. They're always tailgate. Every. Every Friday, these boys are here tailgating. That's awesome. That one guy's going. And if the ranks grow, if they bring in 16 next week. What. Whatever. I don't know how this could be replicated, though. Like, you'd have to be attracted to a man. Yeah. At a tailgate. And then reach out and they have to say yes. Yeah. I mean, it was as organic as possible. Yeah. It was just like, it happened and then it got carried away fast. They're just so good at hanging out. Yeah. They're just a solid group of dudes. And like, it's. Again, it's. It's always weird, like, because we're just so mean to each other. So then you see, like, the true friendship and you're like, wow, this is crazy. Yeah. But we're also just not a great group of dudes. Yeah. But, like, they were. When I was sitting in there and they were coming off one by one. They were gassing up each other like, oh, he's like. He's actually an awesome, awesome dude. Yeah. Bye, number eight. Y. Yeah. See you, eight. See you guys Sunday. Oh, yeah. Thank you again, my guy. Eight. I love you, eight. The jacket was too much. Jacket was a lot. And the shoes. Cool. The jacket's cool. He's the only one that got a fit off, I think. Such a hater. Brandon. No, I. Such a hater. I'm not a hater. He just wasn't my top three hater. I just don't think you gave him a chance because he wasn't, like, height wise. I think that. I think eight is Indiana. I think eight is. Yeah. You. You were drawn. No, I think one of the main things we were told the other day was he was tall and an imposing figure. Right there was, you know, guessing what he. No, but I. I just. It's going to be hard for the short guy to crack that. Dude. He's cleaning up, Cleaning up six and also three. Hustle award. You didn't have to do that. Thank you. The man. He's. He. He. And he only cleaned up 30% of it. Cleaned up. Yeah. He did his part. The relief on your face was you couldn't be faked. Oh, so real. So real. I was nervous. Rightfully so. I would. I was thinking about it. I was like, what do I do here? Do I just collapse to my knees and just like, fall into the puddle. Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, I'm gonna fall to my knees. Oh, no, I'm on my knees real sh. Man. I guess while I'm here. Oh, man. Titus, would you like to talk about the offer I made you yesterday? Yeah. Yes. I've offered Titus a spot on the team. You've given me a lot to think about. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The best. Because I don't know if Mikey Betts ever formally offered you a spot. He didn't. In fact, I tried to get him to offer me a spot, and he said, we're good. Yeah. See, that's what. That's the difference. My regime. He was asking me, like, what the team needs, and I was like, honestly, you need. Need guys who can hit shots, like, open shots. Like, I was like, if you could find someone in his office that can hit open shots. And he goes, we have tape for that. And I was like, I guess you don't need me. So. Yeah, you only need one guy to make shots. I've made the formal offer. It's up to you. I do want to see how this squad naturally progressed. This is my thought, is that it's. I'm in a no win situation because first of all, I'm not as good as everyone thinks I am. Am not everyone. But you can hit open shots. I wasn't even that good at my prime, and my prime was 20 years ago. And, Titus, I. You weren't here yesterday. The. The most shocking thing that came out of this entire experience, that I went to the game and Dana. Dana backed me up. Stephen backed me up. The softest rims you've ever seen in your life. Oh, I like that. Like the fact that we're shooting this low in rims that look like they haven't been tightened in 20 years was even more like. How is this possible? Possible? Everything goes in. But if I. Yeah, listen, you don't. If I suck, then that obviously sucks. No, then you. Then you're just adding to the loser pile. And if I don't suck and they win, like, will. Will Dana be okay with that? Will Dana. Will the team. Listen, we got to get one win to get to the playoffs. That's the big thing. Aren't you getting there regardless? No, I. I remember. I've said that if we don't win, you're not going to let them playoffs. Well, what if they try to win one game in the regular season without Titus this. But if they don't, then he could play in the playoff game versus the one seed. Or maybe every time they're like, down 10, you throw in Titus to even it out. Yeah. We got a lot to think about. Also, the way. The way everyone talks about the league. The. The issue is the cardio. Yes, that's my issue, but I'm solving that. We're gonna. We're playing. We're. We're playing for tops 20 possessions. Okay. Because everyone's just like. Our issue is we're old and we're playing 23 year olds. I don't know how we're slowing, how a 38 year old is going to solve those. We are going to slow it down to a cross. You say that. I. I do. You have the ball handlers that have the ability to keep the ball away from the other team. No one's shooting until we get everyone touches the ball. I just feel like you're going to turn the ball over every time. Down. Yeah. What happens when they just rip us and get a layup? And now you got to be able to pass it and dribble it, and that happens. Taken pass and dribble. That's one guy. I told tat he's got to play out the whole game. The second he throws it to Nikki, smokes your strategies out the window. Smokes might not be getting a ton of minutes. Okay. All right, good. I like to hear that. That. It's just. We're. We're gotta play. We gotta play. The style. We gotta play. He's not gonna take that well. But the. The biggest factor is tip off time. Yeah. That's the biggest fact. Yeah. Which I understand. That's the biggest one Deutsch is gonna play. I was. Oh, he can play. Yeah, no, he's very good. I was very asleep by the time the game this past week tipped off. Yeah. Che's already talking back to the coach. We got problems. Wait, that wasn't. That wasn't directed at you at all. I'm the coach. What'd you say? He was trying to make plans for pickup today, being like, should we run pickup and try to. And I was like, who's the coach here, dude? Yeah. I got a whole offensive philosophy I want to install. And did you immediately say, let. Let's. Let's play pickup today? No, we're playing pickup today, but we're not playing as a team. Where Monday is the first practice. All right, Monday's the first practice. Wednesday's a walkthrough, ready to go. I feel like the practice is going to be a walkthrough. No. Oh. Oh, buddy. Yep. Get ready to learn gassers. What time? 2:00'. Clock. Right after the act. We're, we're practicing hard. I think I'm going to do the. The Bob Huggins. I'm going to have the treadmill going at 12. Oh, that's good. If you turn the ball over, you got to get on the treadmill. That's good. Just constantly. Will these be tryouts as well? Yeah, yeah. It's gonna be open. It's gonna be open to everyone. And who's the next opponent? Is this like the bad team? Yeah. Other good question. They actually did in Dana's defense. I did see last night he posted the. The standings. Funny, we have only played the good teams. There is. Yeah, look at this. So there's half the league is one in four or. Oh, and five. And the other half is four wins or more. So played all those types. They've played all the top teams. What. So I'm going to get credit for this turnaround? You've only played the winning record. He only played the winning record team. Is that real? Yes. So I, I have taken over at the perfect time. We're below by week. Yeah, we're below. Bye week. That's not good. I thought a couple weeks ago you played a team that. I thought you played the White Larry Birds who were. No. Yeah. I don't think so. I thought you. I remember you guys were playing like a zero win team. Yeah, that was like that was. This coming in was. No, no, no. You played a, a, a lose, a bad. You guys were like we're playing a team that hasn't won so this is our best shot. And then you lost by 20. There goes my plan. I thought the schedule got soft and I got perfect timing to hop in. At this point I think like a four point loss would feel like heroin. Yeah. Yeah. Dude calls for celebration. Did you run the. Were you part of the writers meeting this morning? Yeah, yeah, I heard some things. Did somebody crash it and take it over? Somebody did a lot of the talking and some people left. Explain the writers meeting once a week, me and Corey. It's an open invite. You can go pitch stuff and if you have an idea, it'll pair you up with a producer. Okay. That is also interested in the project. And get a maid. One person today made. Made it. There is a rule. We don't film or talk about it. Oh, you don't talk about. Okay. Except there's one exception if you want. Yeah, no, there is. Somebody was talking for the majority of it of things they've Already talked about and oh, there was like four people that left mid. Mid. Cleaned out the room. So Mincy showed up and just said he was. He had all his ideas that he's told all of us. Cleared out the room. Cleared out the room. Yeah. I didn't know there was a rule not to talk about it. No, no, it's fine. I think I said when we started this, there's a rule not talk about. Except for. Unless it's Mincy. But he already. He already said all those ideas anyways. It was all the ideas he said. Did you hear about Marty Gr. Yes. Okay. I feel like there. Yeah, there's an interesting. A lot of people don't know about New Orleans culture. Yeah, we heard about Mexico. Mexico came up and heard about the water park and the beach. But what about Marty Gr. Just. This exists. Yes. Okay. That's his idea. And then he came in here, he had a loose idea about Mexico and he wanted our ideas of what to do. His loose idea was that he was going uhhuh. He. He just needed some help landing the plan. Plane. Got it. Okay. Scenery. The scenery. Yeah. He said he's going to bring his laptop. Okay. We need him to zoom in from funny places like the beach. Oh, that'd be hilarious. But no, I think we have the plant. He doesn't have anybody to film him. And so the plan is he said he's gonna. He's going on vacation. Who cares? Okay. Yeah. We're due a three month period where we don't talk about it. Yeah, like I'm actually happy he's going away next week. We're not going to see him. We're not going to talk about him for a whole week. Mincy offseason. Although we do have miny pro day right in the middle of mincy offseason. No, that's. We have the date. Right. Oh, that actually works better because I think that's a full two and a half weeks after turkey. Yeah. Mincy Clemmer. No. Yeah. Minty Ethan. Barring Ethan having something. No, hold on. Get Ethan to zoom in right now. The. Would Ethan say I would love for Ethan. I would love for something. Wednesday, March 4th. March 4th. And our. The. The Barstool Combine. Thursday, February 26th. February 26th. So that will be the barstool combine with a big twist. Oh yeah, huge. You know the twist, T.J. no, there actually is a twist. Yeah, there is. There's a big twist. I don't know. Yeah, big twist. Oh yeah. Get. Get Ethan zoom in. Okay. Brandon, will you do the whatever read. I'll do the whatever. Bumble. No. Yeah. Are you on the right day? No. Where'd Kate go? She's still with the guy? No, she texted. She had a kid thing. Okay. Okay. How's everyone feeling stepping into the new year? I'll be honest, I dropped my resolutions pretty fast. That's very true, but maybe that's the point. You don't need a whole new you to find someone great. You just need to show up as your real self through Bumble. Profiles on Bumble are designed to show your personality, your interest, and your lifestyle in a rich, visual way. You can quickly get a genuine sense of someone's vibe and have natural conversations through prompts. Prompts take the pressure off small talk and make it easier for others to start real conversations. They help your profile feel intentional and relatable, so you invite matches who get your vibe from the start. And chats feel more natural and easy. You can showcase more of you and find people that get your vibe on Bumble. Download the Bumble app today. Nice one. Thanks. The application for Connor's dating show should be out by end of day. That's huge. Where can I think it's gonna have. Everywhere the yak is sold. He might hit three figures of applicants. So how many did malice? 80, I believe. Right. Malsec got like 350. Oh. What? Yeah. And how many of those were real? We could say a third. Yeah, they were. They were real people. I think it's different because I think Mackenzie got like, a couple thousand. Yeah, it's. Most of those were fake. Well, it's also just the demo. Yeah. All right. I'm excited for that. I think Connor will weep multiple times. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Maybe impossibly early. Maybe in the. In the process to getting to the girl, like, before he sees. Correct. Yeah. Or he ever meets one. Oh, he's just gonna weep at being like, I can't believe this is my life. I did. He's so lucky. You know, I don't want to change everything. I did, like, some of the stuff leading up to that, like seeing the apartments and the fridges. I was fun. Yeah, those were all good. Yeah, those were all. I think we had a lot of stuff that needs to roll over to the. This one, and we didn't do that with the McKenzie dating show as much. I think we tried to do a whole new thing. Right. I think we maybe just stick to the. What we did for malice. Yeah. When he saw that studio apartment, he was horrified. What the. He was horrified. The Thing with that is malice was such an. I don't know if Connor has that in him. I think Connor's going to be the opposite where he. He sees. He'll see a hovel. He'll see just the worst place ever. And he'll. He'll imagine himself laying on the bed or something. Yeah. Like when you go see apartments and they're like, it's cozy. Cozy. Yeah. Maybe we have these girls submit what they think are their red flags. And Connor, he'll probably justify all of them. Yeah. Like, I do do that. He was like, yeah, that's fine. Yeah, that's actually a good thing. We need to get someone who's like. And maybe like, pictures of their tits. Oh. Oh, he loves. Hey. Oh, he does a little. I thought that was a natural. No, it does. Chill out. I already said that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh, okay. You stole my idea. Sorry. Tell him. Tell him to chill out. Your arms are looking huge today, Kyle. Maybe I'm in a gay mood. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it was. It was kind of a rush. We are. Yeah, we. There was science behind it. It's crazy how we were all naturally pretty into that without batting an eye. Except straight ass Eddie over there. Speaking of science, the. The wheel hit it. The. Oh, yeah. Where's Mikey? Has he done it? No, he has not. He said he didn't have a tube. I think they got delivered. Did he. Do we let him do it here? Mikey can't have him do it here. You landed on him, Mikey. Perfect. Was I down to the last two in that? Yeah, you were. Oh, yeah. I thought the. I was sitting right over there by the golf simulator. I didn't realize. And Wyatt comes up to me, says, you might have to the tube like, all right. Right. Yeah, it should be here if Dom's watching. Try to find track down that package of the wiggle wigglers. Water snake. Yeah, I'd like to hold it and see how it is. Yeah, we got to find those. Oh, man. Where do we go from here? I don't. Nowhere. That was just such a rush. Wait. Larry Bird. Oh, The Larry Birds beat us by 27. Oh, Jesus Christ. 27. One basket short of doubling this up. Okay. Okay. That's. That was early in the season, though. Yeah, that was before we knew we really sucked. Well, that was like two games ago. And Nikki smokes like one for 12 that game. He's. He's improved. He's like one for 10. Oh, man. Yeah. We got to get the water wigglers. Also the wheel yesterday, so it was Nate and Marty Mush. They're going to just do from New York the game. Yeah. So we don't have to fly them out out. It's convenient. So. Yeah. First game on Saturday. They're streaming Sunday or Saturday night. We're streaming Sunday. We're streaming. Yeah. Eddie and I are going to the game. Playoff football Monday. It's going to be zero degrees. I'm streaming Monday. Monday. Yeah. Oh, wow. National championship. There's only five more days of football. So much football. Whoa. One, two. Whoa. God damn it. That's right. That bummed me out so bad. That's it. Five more days of football. But it feels like there's a lot this weekend. Yeah. This is the last real full weekend. We knocked five out of eight out this week, so. Well, yeah, we'll be down to two, I think. I think it's felt long. It has felt long. Oh, I'm always. This is a. If it weren't for the Bears. Usually at this point of the season, I'm like, no, Moss, because I'm just tired. But the Bears are giving you energy, huh? I can't believe the college football season is still. I know. Technically going on. It shouldn't be. What's the perfect strategy? Like, what would you. I think getting. Getting it done in the first week of January if you could get it on January 1st, great. Be tough to get all that in December, but as close to the first week of January as you can, soon as the NFL, like, there will have been 10 playoff games between the semifinal and the final 10 NFL playoff games. 10 times the NFL could grab the spotlight. And once the NFL playoffs kick up, it just makes college football seem so distant. Maybe because I'm a casual, but as. Does it seem like the exception. Excitement's low for the championship. It does. I mean, that a little bit of that is, you know, two teams that aren't used to being there Now, I think that's a great thing, but I feel like the casuals need Ohio State, Alabama, Georgia, or somebody like that. Really. Well, it's also. Indiana's just destroyed it and they've destroyed everybody. So if we're being kind of. We're kind of like too casual about what they've done. Oh, we are 100. They were doubt it every single week. I did. It's one of the craziest stories. And now it just like, now it's automatic. Yeah. They're so dominant, but they got to finish it because, like, Miami is the perfect. Oh, you're picking my. No, no, no. They're just perfectly. Sounds like you're picking my aim. They're just perfectly built. Doubting all the way. Here you go. I've been betting all the way. All I'm saying is Indiana, this run through the playoffs, they look like the perfect football team. And if you're going to build a team to upset them, you got to have a strong offensive line. Strong sounds like a pick for my. I'll just stop fucking talking if you're gonna do it. But that. Is that a pick for Miami? No, it's not. I don't know. You don't know your pick yet? I don. I think Indiana is one of the national championship. I think this. This idea they're going to steamroll Miami is crazy. That's a pick for Miami against spread. I'll get there Monday. I think that's a reasonable place to be right now. And then Monday you wake up and you realize where you are as a fan of like a smaller school. Doesn't this give you hope? I think it's great. Yeah. Yeah. My team will never ever do it. But they could theoretically. Because Indiana could happen. Yeah. Wisconsin, you got to. It could happen to anybody. Could have hire the right coach, give him money, see what happens. Who is the one evaluating talent like picking the. The sleepers that are three and four stars. I mean is it the head coach? Is the. Is that a lot of the teams staff up to the head coach? Yeah. Yeah. They have GMs. I think with Indiana it has been pretty much all the head coach. But how is the. How is Indiana landing transfers right now then I think how is he. They're using the momentum. No, I'm saying like if he's like there's no way. He's like grinding Mac football tape to find the diamond in the rough. Who's doing. Is there a guy that's doing that? Someone's bringing it while also. I think he's also had his eyes on it the whole season. Yeah. Yeah. But shouldn't have one. I don't know. I don't know how you do both. That's crazy to have to. I think it'd be an awful job. Probably has an elite team. Yeah. Elite GM that runs it up the flagpole. There's some no brainers like that Michigan State wide receiver. It's like yeah, yeah. That guy. Yeah. Ethan, do you have a take on it? Oh, oh, oh. That's not fair of us asking to be there the whole time. Ethan's studio is always the best. Hey. Hey. The one time I run. Sure. You Guys, come the one time. Eden, how you doing? Doing all right. How about yourself? You look crazier than normal. You look more disheveled. Say, have you bombed somewhere? Are you working on a manifesto? No. Okay, you do look a little crazier. It's a good. It's a. Oh, it's not Kyle. It's a cinematic look. Yeah, he's got the Max Scherzer eyes. I think we're accessories. I think that's just the lighting. Yeah. Good. Turn on a light. Oh, man. Turn that back off. It's. What a change from the flock of. It's the hair. Oh, okay. Sorry. Could be Ethan. March 4th. Do you have anything? Can I check my calendar real quick? Of course. Please. That's why we. Show us your calendar. Tell us what you got leading up to March 4th. What an angle. January 22 to 26. I'm watching the dog. Okay. When do you have to be out of the house by? I think May or May or June. They're moving. Okay. Okay. Have to watch the dog. February 20th to the 23rd, March 4th. I'm free. Perfect. Perfect. So. So mark that day. You fly in the day before, and that'll be the Ethan versus Mincy day. Okay. Okay. This is good, because now my uncle asked me to watch the dog that day. I could say I have something in my calendar. Yeah, that's got to feel pretty good. Perfect. It always does. What else? What's been passing the time? I've been playing Lego Star wars lately. Oh, hell, yes. Yeah. Yeah. What's the. What's the poker status? What's. My friends haven't been coming over to play a lot lately. It's chilly and there's no heat down here in my basement, so it's a bit of a tractor. Did you ever get your money? Not yet. No. I closed my account. I'm getting a check with the amount soon. So then what? Is it all gonna just restart? Yeah, I'll open a new bank account. It'll be a whole thing. You had to close your account? Yep. That sucks. Nothing you can do. So you won, what was it, $30,000? Yes, sir. And you haven't been able to touch any of it? No, I had it for a while. Like a month or two. Okay. Oh, and you bought the jersey? Yeah. Yeah. Did the jersey ever come in? No. Okay. Nor did I get a refund. So what'd you think about Hot Nick? I thought for sure it was gonna be the guy with the long hair and the white jack. Yeah. Yeah, he was three. A worthy Competitor bronze. Are you. Yeah. There's a great picture of my dudes. You. You gonna prepare for Mitzi versus Ethan at all? Yeah, I'll probably start, like, running around or something, making sure the lungs work. Yeah, that's a good idea. That's a good idea. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. All right, well, so we'll see you March 3rd and 4th. All right, I'll see you guys then. Okay, great. Thanks, Ethan. That was easy. Yeah. I really kind of wanted him to be like, oh, I do have. I. I have. I'm visiting the White House. Jam packed. Yeah. I got a meeting with the CEO of Apple. March 3rd is the Doug Doug challenge, so that's for me. Yeah, I just realized that I really did don't want to do that again. Is it same rules? That's harder than same rules. Any physical could not be, though. You could get very lucky. We got so lucky last time, so I don't know how much luckier we can get. Do we have Mincy and Ethan do a competition similar to today's? They have to pick the right guy. That would be funny, them to judge a man. That's a really good idea. Yeah, that is a good idea. We'll get. We'll get. Write that down, tj. We'll get eight dudes, and we'll just randomly. Randomly. What have. Oh, thank you, Dom. The hottest. Oh, my God. We got it. All right, let's get. Can you get Mikey Bets down here? Oh, geez. Swing that for Mincy Pro Day. Is Clemmer involved? So. Yes, he's the final boss. Does he know it's March 4th? Good point. Good point. Should we zoom in? Yeah. Get Clemmer on. All right. What's that feel like, Mark? I don't know. Would it not be great? I don't think it's gonna work. Well, you're gonna have to probably cut down on friction. Yeah, it might. Oh, that will work. Let me see. Yeah, it might. But will it feel great? I don't. You kind of gotta warm it up a little bit. Maybe dip it in yogurt. Yogurt, yes. Yeah. Yogurt. Huh. Well, the. The part that's. Think h. Huh. I feel like the part that's on your dick doesn't actually, like, move up and down. It's the outside. Outside that moves. So you don't actually. You're just jerking off with it. I think he could do it. It's not for us to. To say. Yeah. I mean, he'll figure it out. Yeah. Know. Oh, geez. This thing wiggles it really does. These are fun. Gets away from you. These are fun. It's too dry. You're going to probably have to. He's probably have to make it stationary. Probably going to have to lube it up Suez Canal. The situation. He might have to have his wife like, hold it open, put it on him. Is that working? Yeah. Brandon, you're disgusting. What? Mikey. Well, you had to lube it up a little bit. Yeah. Spit on it. When's the last time you one of these bats? What's the most non traditional thing you've ever put your penis in? And what color would you like? I want the pink one. You want the pink? Here, take the pink one. Nick, what was that? It's a good call. Give me back the green. What's the most non traditional thing you've ever named? That one. Grip. Had your dick in. Thanks. Oh, yeah. It gets away from you. Does. How much thought does this require? I'm trying to think, like, what's like a weird thing? Okay. Oh, let's. Let's break. How many things have you had your dick in? Quite a few things. I. I guess the. The weirdest thing is like, I think we talked about that. The electric or the. Oh, no, what do you call it? The robot or the chair? The gaming chair. Gaming chair. That, like, vibrated. Yeah. Yeah. Where did you put. Where did you put, like it folded like this so I like crest it. While you like the crest of a chair. You put the. And what's the second weird. Your dick didn't go in that. It like, kind of like I. You had to like, hold like this. How old were you and thrust it. What? How old were you, like fit? 14. Okay. Yeah, I was young. A young young. What made you choose that? I feel like there had to have been better things. That was before, like. No, it was way younger then because it was like before I knew about. About it, like I could just jerk off. Yeah. What about. What about this? Where's this going to rank? I don't know if it's going to fit. You're going to maybe need your wife to help you. Okay. Oh, for sure. This is crazy. This is. I'm like. Is it weird to say I'm kind of excited. This is pretty cool. Perfect man for the job. Hell yeah. No, it'll be fine. Oh, yeah, I'll. I'll give you guys. You guys want to review on it? Yeah, Review on Monday. Hell yeah. All right, cool. Okay. Yeah. You want to take two just in case? Give him a backup. In case. Yeah, give a couple Yeah. I mean, take a couple. Yeah. If you don't mind. These are awesome slippery. Yeah. I could do the green. How many times do you think? What do you mean? You don't know if you can do the green? Pink is like. I'm like, trade with Mark. He'll give you the pink. You want the pink? Yeah. I was fingering it a little bit, but actually might be maybe sanitizer. Yeah. And we got ramen on on Sunday. I cannot wait. I'm so excited you guys are going out for ramen. No, we. Mikey started a tradition before Bears game. Said he started last Bears game. And it's to take a bite of raw ramen. Yeah, a bite. Raw ramen. Oh, like this. You gotta season it a little bit. And then we do an off brand Rumpelman shot. But we don't really have to do that, I think. Well, no, we do have to do that. Okay. Yeah. Then we do have to. Yeah, we have to. It's the tradition. You did have that. That too. I did. That's true. Forgot about that. Yeah, I. So I was. I was two drinks in. I'm so excited. It's gonna be such a fun game. I'm excited that you guys are going. I'm excited to be in the cave where everybody needs to be. We gotta win. We gotta win. You're gonna win. Zero degrees, Dan. How are you guys not gonna, like. How are you guys not gonna try this? Just try. Not effortlessly. Yeah. I'm gonna leave this right here when I wait. Walk out of the studio. Okay. They're fun to play with. Yeah. Yeah. How many have been since the inception? Oh, oh. Do you think the creator it. Yes. Thousands. Yes. Probably why he created it. Yeah. I have my doubts still because, like, it's gonna be tough. Put your fingers in it. Yeah. And then like jack your fingers off because the fingers are stuck like this. But the. It's not gonna like this. The outside, you gotta loosely touch the outside and then stabilize it. And then it. You're gonna pop if it ride you. But it's not right in your fingers. No, it's not the fingers yet. Yeah. Oh, you're gonna put liquid inside it. Yeah. You're gonna pop it, Mike. Yeah, yeah. You got a backup? Yeah, yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Okay. I gotta get rid of that. Should he tweet out something to let us know that it happened? Yeah, Tweet out just like a done gif or something like that or. What was your. That Minecraft gif? Is that me? Yeah, Tweet out just the two yeah. All right. Yeah. You guys know, I'm probably. I'll wait till the game. Whatever you want to do. I'm going to wait till after the game. Shoot out the Dante horn. Yeah, do the horn. Just the horn emoji. And don't say anything else. And then we'll get review on Monday. All right, perfect. All right, thanks guys. I appreciate. Yeah, man. Congratulations. I think he's going to tweet that out like three o' clock today. I think it's going to be in like 20 minutes. Get your horns out. Five second rules, man. For the job. Get your horn. Can I say I'm excited he's not pulling out. Yeah. That's like. It's fine. Would be one of the more tame things. I can't hold on to it. It's going to be cold on Sunday. Have you had. All right. Eddie and Denny, have you had the bad thoughts? Because you know, you got to get the bad thoughts out that. Have you looked at the forecast? Yeah. So it's going to be cold on Sunday. It's be colder Monday. And if the Bears lose, it's like we've been pumping up this weather and then we're like, oh, we're stuck in it. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's gonna be a finality to it. Yeah. We were talking about it before the show. I think Bear's gonna be down at half and. But this. And we're gonna expect them to come back. But it's just gonna be. Can I just correct you because I remember like the fourth and eight, Randall Cobb, like the day after was like 10 degrees. And I. Yeah. Trying to start my car and just being like. It's not going to be cold, Dan. It's going to be bone chillingly like by kickoff it's supposed to be like 10 degrees, but then wind chills minus 20 or something. Minus 15 or something like that. Fair weather. Fair weather. Your quarterback grew up in Southern California. No, I grew up. I mean, what's Southern California? Excuse me. I'm sorry. Yeah. Who are you more worried about, Caleb or Stafford? Stafford. Like I think Caleb's going to play his game. Is he worried about Stafford? Just doing too. Yeah. MVP level. Stafford, MVP level. Stafford, we're not gonna win. But if you're really good, if Stafford plays and. And you know, like he did against Atlanta or even last week, throws a couple picks. Game on you, you get a couple. You guys are good at picking. Yeah, that's actually my biggest concern is that they're gonna just try to run the ball down our throat, which they most likely will be able to. But, hey, that's why they play the game. Yeah, that's why they play the game. What other, like, rituals do you guys have to do that you did last time. Yeah. For some reason. We're gonna go on Waddle and Sylvie. Yes. That we need to. You need to play your song. I feel like you play that since, like, the Cubs postseason. Everyone's a winner. Yep. Yep. On the way there. Yes. You talked about the bad thoughts. Have you had the thoughts of the Bears winning and the Niners winning? Oh, I. I'm not do. I'm going one game at a time. Ed, you're looking like you have had that thought. Thought I have. It's a natural. One game at a time. One game at a. You're going to think the worst thing that can happen. Also, think of the best. Like, obviously, on Saturday night, I'm be rooting for the ners. Yeah. Hard. I think the best case scenario is very plausible, too. Yeah. What? That the Bears win and the NERS win. I don't know. The ners. Then you're hosting the NFC championship game, which is bananas. That's insane. Would be insane. Look at this thing. Are we all just in semi. I can't hold on. I'm not even thinking about it. I'm just gonna. Perfect. Jesus. It's almost a perfect ending to this show where we rate hot guys. Now we're all just sitting in a circle with dudes jerking ourselves off. Oh, we just. We. It's like the Donnie Dante show. But these are. We are all holding. At least. We're all entranced by these fake. Yeah. This green. Where's your. Kyle? Where's my puss ounce? You dropped your. On the floor. Kyle, pick up. You dropped your. You barely touched. It's. You can't. No video games until you finish your. Kyle never doesn't eat his at home. If. If Greg had a nose for content, he'd never take this green one off his. Yeah, that would have to be. Has he. Has he put out any more green content? I don't know. I don't think Missouri has played again. Again. Oh, my God. I keep dropping it. I think it's. Greg's content is exclusively after Missouri games at this point. I think. I don't think we've got a random. I just ate barbecue in Kansas City. Here's my thing. I think he's dangerously close to overshadowing the Missouri basketball team. We're like, missouri wins the SEC and no one Even knows any of the players. They just know. They just know. Greg. Greg. His sister Jean of Missouri Basketball. He's just green. Greg. Yeah. Does he have a blog profile? Has he. Yeah. Does he. Has he blocked anything? So I actually read a Greg blog recently. No, you. Oh, I'm sorry. You read a great. No chance. I don't remember what it's about. You lose a bet. It's green, dude. Fantasy football punishment. You gotta read a Greg. He's not green. On the block, dog. Yeah, look at that. Yeah, look. The world's bringing most of their fences by 10. So that was it. I read the. Not how you spell hurrah. You can spell hurrah however you want. Not like that. Oh, man. Welcome. Hey, Clemmer. March 4th, do you have anything? No. Perfect. So what are we doing? We're doing. We're doing Mincy Pro day. So it's Gonna be Mincy vs. Ethan this year and you're gonna be the final boss. Oh, I love that. Yeah. So you'll be, you'll be involved still, but Minty and Ethan are going to play for World Series of Poker money. And then we'll. We're going to figure out a competition where you're the final boss for the final round. So that help out. Okay, we're good. While we got, while we got you. Yeah, it's been multiple years. The purple hat wall is just too empty. Get some fucking purple hats. Yeah, I gotta, I gotta get some more. It's just traveling out there. I. I'd like to come back with at least one more when I come visit you guys in March. Oh yeah, you don't have Illinois or Wisconsin? Like it's right there. I have Illinois. I don't have. You guys told me to wait on Wisconsin. Illinois, fall. Where's. Yeah, what's the fall, though? I have Illinois. I don't have. There's bigger states up there. Yeah, it's tough. I gotta say though, I think it's actually perfect how it's become, how it's evolved. Where I think this should be. Be like the Odyssey. This should be like a 15 year journey. Yeah, we just like forget. And then you're like, hey, I went to North Dakota, guys. It's like. Oh, yeah, you did. There it is. I know, I tried. I. I talked to Dan about. I try to go like what, like twice. Twice a year, do like full weeks of doing it. Yeah. But it's that week, you know, was to put in a rat race that's coming out. Super bowl week. Nice. And that's Is that Rat Race San Francisco? Yeah. It's a really good one, too. Got crazy access. I heard about it. Now you also have a new movie pod with Robbie Fox. I do. Super critics. Kind of like. Kind of like the show I did with Brandon where we talk. Instead of about a sports movie, it's a comic movie. And we're starting at the very beginning and going all the way down. Brandon, do you remember that you had a podcast with Clemmer? Doesn't ring a bell. The Uncrochables Recrochables 2 Nuts Talking Ball. Hold on, hold on. The Recrochables 2 Nuts Talk. I don't remember it. See the body, isn't it? Brandon Walker presents The Re Crossables 2 Nuts Talking Ball featuring Chris Klemmer. Okay, that sounds pretty good. Could be wrong. Sounds right. And how many episodes was that? 10. I also. Well, someone might, you know, someone moved away and so I did keep it going for a little bit longer, but no, once. Once Brandon left, it was tough to recapture that message. Magic. It's fair. How's your relationship with Brandon Klimmer? I love Brandon. Okay, Sometimes I get married him, but I love him. How's. What's the latest song? Yeah. Meek Phil, the. The. Not going to the dinner. Yeah. So as far as I know, Rico is not going to have Meek go. Although he has said. Rico said Meek's doing better, so maybe he will still get that invite. I think he should go. I think it's only fair. But as the winner, Rico has the right to refuse service to anybody. Correct? Correct. Absolutely. Okay, so we'll see. Meek Phil is. He's a professional troll. He gets under people. He is. He is meek. Meek is. I've never met anybody quite like Meek in my life, but I do. I. Sometimes I hate Meek, but I also. Sometimes I love me. Yeah. That's a perfect way to describe him. Congrats on Boba Shet, by the way. Thank you. Now we have like 10,000 infielders, no outfielders, but that's great. That's right. Right. Yeah. Maybe we'll trade red to 80. I don't know. Yeah. Do you regret doing the movie thing again? No. You know, he watches. Ever. Yeah. What is the rule? No, it's been. Yeah, I go to every movie that's in a thousand screens or more. No, it's been fun. I see movies that maybe I wouldn't normally see and it's easy enough. Like, I work and then on my way home I just pop in and see a movie and Go home. Yeah. I love popping on the phone and seeing your reviews. Rankings. You can go to t the 28 years later tonight. The Bone Temple. The Bone Temple. What, you liked the chimpanzee movie? I did. Friday was good. It leaned into the horror. Super gory. But that's like what it was like. It embraced the genre. I like that. Let's see that today. All right. Love it. All right. March 4th. Put it on the books. It's a clever. All right, we'll see you, Clemmer. All right. Oh, man. We said goodbye to Pug today. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. Put our Pug down. Oh, he's moving back to New Jersey. Brandon. Pug's a producer. No, I know who he is. I didn't know he was. He was leaving. Yeah. Sucks. Back to New Jersey. I like that kid. He's the man best in the all time. I just retweeted it. Can you play it? The. The everlasting Pug when he went. President Pug when we were doing the golf video and I reached out second ago. It's the best. Best. He's an all time vibes guy too. I like Puck. He's a good guy. Yeah. We lost our P right around the office guy. Great. Around. Some people belong in J. Why don't you look at Trump? Look at Evan. What are you doing? Evan? Evan, get off the green, dude. Evan Trump over you. There he goes. You're just all the way on there. I didn't think it was any problem. He wasn't just on the edge. He was on the green. Whoops. Who is filling the mantle of Pug? Colton. Big ass team. I'm so excited. Colton's the guy. He is the guy. You got a good crew. Yeah. Yeah, I think. I think the crew. This is the best crew you've had. Yeah. I think they're good group of guys. Good group of guys. Hell of a crew. And it's so funny to be envious of. It's so funny because Max is like technically all their bosses, which is just such a funny. Like he is the ringleader of them. Have you heard him get stern with them? Like business. Yeah, that's. He's a good ringleader. Yeah, he is. He took them all out to lunch today. Oh, the Pug. Goodbye dinner. Yeah. Hank doesn't like Pug and decided not to go. No. Yeah, that's up. And you couldn't. You couldn't go cuz you were here judging guys. He's. No. Hank's getting his wisdom teeth pulled. Oh, yeah. Brutal. He had to have like emergency surgery cuz he had a impacted one Bad tooth. Yeah. Are those one of those things you're supposed to get him out before a certain age? Like when you're younger. I think it's just. And it. But it's not. It does. Not everyone has to get them out. I've never had it done. Don't they decay easier than regular teeth? I think so. I got all four out when I same. I had mine like five years ago. I was probably about Hank's age. Yeah. Same thing. Yeah. Just kind of out of nowhere. They're just like Yep, it's gotta get them out. Time to go. It sucks. Yeah. You should have two holes in your mouth. It's pretty quick the recovery. I thought so too. Mine weren't impacted though. Weren't. Life is relentlessly inconvenient. Yeah. I got my tonsils out. That was way worse. How old were you? 17. What are. What are. Where all the tonsils and the throat. Ish. Horrible dude. Really? Why do you have to get him out? Because I was getting stressed a lot. Yeah. And I haven't gotten strapped since, which is kind of sick. But I had my appendix taken out. What? Same. Almost burst in 16. Yeah. I had a terrible pain in my side and I went there and it was presenting over here and they said nope, your appendix has to come out. And they took it out. Yep. Damn. Here. It always scares every time I'm on a plane. I think it's going to happen. Can that kill you? Yeah. Yeah, it can. Yeah. So that just. When did we figure that out? I don't know. So before then dudes were just. Why don't we just take them all out? Yeah, I was going to. The pain was so bad. I might tell people to just take it out before it becomes a problem. Yeah. You're just. Oregon explodes and it's like a useless. I mean you could. The alternative is just not be a. And just have. Awesome. I was. I was in a. I was taking a final in high school and like you're not even allowed to leave the bathroom. Re or post cancer? Post. Oh my God. That's two years. You got him out of the way. You're on the path for something brutal. Big cat. You're so much tougher than us. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Well he had it taken out. Right. I. I didn't know I hit it though. I didn't know like what it was. I mean I didn't either. That's. That kidney stones are self inflicted. That's training wheels. Of maladies. Yeah, it's not fun. What was the pain scale out of 10 high? Yeah, it was. It's not when it's like. Not when you're pissing it out. It's when it passes from your kidney through your. Like that tube, like all the nerves. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I thought my back was gonna explode. Oh, so is the pain in your dick then or in your. No, it's in your stomach and back. It does hurt to piss it out, but when it passes, it's in your stomach and back. And like I said was I was taking my kids to the zoo. We got to the zoo. I got out of the car. I felt like my whole side was going to explode and I had like a fever. Oh, that's out of nowhere. Outrageously unappealing. Yeah. Did you leave the zoo? Yeah, we got back in the car. Yeah. And then. And then. And. But it was. I think that was the second time, cuz my daughter immediately was like, do you have rocks in your belly again? And I was like, yeah. Oh, rocks. I do. I do. Brandy, want to do a Slim Jim? And we got to do. We got to pick someone who snapped. I have a. I have a nominee. Okay. Oh, do you have one? Yeah. It's probably the same as yours. It's gotta be. Maybe not. How's this Thursday? I need to. All right, this. Who snapped? This week's segment is presented by Slim Jim. When you feel like you've had enough and you're ready to snap, snap into a Slim Jim instead. 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Yeah. That was a real. That was. That had to be the snap of the week. But this was pretty good. It's not about any of the main characters of this video. When he jumps up, though. God almighty. We see this every single day. Yeah. Did you see this, Kyle? This is really cool Of Malasak. He really dive bombs this place. There he comes. What the. What was that? He's throwing up signs. Why? I don't know to who? Spider. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Spider's doing it back a little bit. Yeah, I see now. Oh, he's not like malice. He went all the way through. Wow. It's got to be 15 yards. Gotta be. Yeah. Was there a throat slash? Embellishing a weapon and thumbs down. I thought that was pretty cool. He snapped ankles. Toss was sick. Yeah, Hankle snapped. Oh, Hanko that. You threw the ball in the bucket from the balcony. Oh, yesterday during the gol. So that. That bucket over there with the wiffle balls. So the first whiffle. But somebody hit it up there. He throws it back, and he throws it right in the bucket. Ankles up top. Yeah. Is a split screen. Yeah. Oh, what a toss. Wow. They went crazy up there. That's incredible. Who's that going cruise bouncing? No, it's not Lucas. That's. Oh, that's Michael. That's Michael Maserati. Maserati Mike. Maserati Mike. Got the boys bouncing. All right. All right. A chair is peculiar. Yeah. Yeah, we kind of glossed over that one. Yeah, but you have to gloss over Mikey. Some things aren't worth prime. I mean, he just tweeted that. He's like. He doesn't know. He's trying to get more social in the office and talking to people, and he. He's getting caught in awkward situations because he thinks things are normal that aren't. And the thing he said was stealing silverware from a restaurant. Oh, boy. Trying to think. Not normal at all. Not normal at all. Also, I'll weigh in. I think he talks to us enough. I think he talks to us the right amount. I think he's a social guy. Yes. I like that he's like, though, sitting in his car. Like, the idea of him sitting in his car before the day starts to be like, all right, got to try to make more friends. The office. I'm going to tell him about how I steal silver wear. Like, this will. This will land. They're gonna like me. Not quite relatable. Large does that too. He does. Oh, he takes knives. I don't think it's outrageous. Large. But if everyone. That's one of those ones that if everyone does it, we're kind of screwed. Large does it? Yeah. Every steakhouse. Oh, that's disappointing. Oh, a knife. Yeah. He's got knives. He takes it as like a trophy. I think it's just have no lact knives at home, but he has like a whole. Every steakhouse he's been to. Yeah. I asked flam about it. He's like, that's despicable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Yeah. I mean, if everyone did it, we'd be for sure. Be absolutely sure. You could just buy one from him, probably. There's no rush in that, though. It's all about the rush. I don't want to be walking out of there with a dirty fork in my pocket knife. What's the. What's the one thing you do that you're like, kind of ashamed of like that. I have one. Okay, let me think. I have one that I. That I'm gonna. That people will think is scumbag behavior. I don't do it often. What is it if I'm taking a flight across country, like a red eye or something? I have. I don't do it every time. I have taken a pillow from the hotel. Okay. I think. I think those are cheap. Probably done it like five or six times. Times again. But that's the scumbag behavior. But that's the same exact thing as the silver. Everybody did it. Right? Right? No, I know when I do it, it's a scumbag behavior. It's like I'm going on a flight that's overnight. And I also know that I don't have like a lay down seat and I got to sleep and those neck pillows always me up. There's a sense though, that a hotel will just see that and just charge you for. Yeah, they usually. Usually charge me. Right. And you're fine with that? The. The restaurant's not charging him for the. He's already paid. I have gotten charged for it. That's why water park towels are such a. Like got to check them in and check them out now. Also, I will say I don't take the pillow from the bed. I take the extra pillow from the closet. Smart. I'm not trying to up. I didn't know there was a pillow in the closet. Or did I always A pillow. There's a pillow in the closet. Never knew. There's always a pillow and an extra blank. How many times I've got an extra from the front desk. How many times I've not had a pillow or not have enough pillows. Oh, I like a lot of. I like a pillow stack. I do too. There's. Got to get in the closet. You got to look up. Got to get closet like Dan. Oh, okay. Got to get in that closet. Stay in there. A good question, though. So we end the episode where we're starting. What else? Yeah. Would you guys have anything you do that you're just like, ah, this is probably not great. Yeah. I mean, I used to take at least one thing from self checkout, but they've. They've cracked down on that a lot. Can't even get. I mean, they. They know if you take like, two bags instead of one. Now is. Is. Is peeing in the pool along these lines. I think, again, if everybody did that. Everyone does. Everyone does do it. I. I've said this before. I think it's up either. Every single pool I've ever been in in my entire life, I think it's up. All right. Well, I look forward to it. I don't think it's bad people pee in the pool, as you think. Oh, I think a lot of people pee in the pool. Hot tub. I don't pee in. I think a lot of people probably do. I don't think. What's the difference between peeing in a pool and a hot tub is crazy. Smaller peanut hot tubs? Very. Yeah, no, that's. That's. That's scumbag pool. There's so much water. Yeah. No one will ever know. Yeah. There's so much. Think about how much warmer. And they also put so much chlorine and bleach and all that in there. Yeah. It kills it right away. Yeah. I never. I'll never correct someone checking me out. As in like a cashier. I mean. Yeah. If they up in my favor. Yeah. No. But I feel kind of bad about it, but I'll just never. You won't call them? If I got extra protein and you didn't charge me, I'll never be like. Yeah, didn't. Didn't mouse sex correct? Ch. Didn't he correct someone at the casino? Who was that? Oh, that's crazy. That was the craziest thing I've ever heard. I don't. I don't know. That's like preventing somebody from losing their job probably. I think that's pretty nice. Dude, they're. The casino is there to take your money. Right. But the person working probably lost their job. Win the best. It's almost like telling a ref, like, hey, man, you got a Bad foul. You're going to lose it anyway way. Yeah. You're gonna lose it back. Part of the game. I want to say Malik did that, and I was like, you scumbag. You piece of. You are such a piece of scumba. What would you do if you're driving in, like, a big city, say, Manhattan? You get to a red light and two children get in your back seat, open the door, get in your back seat, put their seat belts on, and start screaming. That's a nightmare. I think I get out. You would get out? Yeah. It's like, there's kids in this car. Okay. Okay. Yes, it is. My. How. How old we talking? I would assume 9. Tik Tockers doing something. Yeah, you'd think you'd have to. You'd be getting pranked. I throw away change sometimes. Like, I do that. Nickels I throw away. Gaggle that. Like in the trash. Oh, man. I've done it before. That's not. I don't actively do. Just leave it at the counter. You're supposed to do something special with batteries. Oh, I flush them. What we throw out. Batteries are. I mean, I never. I just throw. They're bad, right? Throw out isn't that bad. So, yeah, that's bad. I think, like, throwing away, like, anything sharp, too. I'll throw away a knife. Yeah, that's probably bad. Used needles. Yeah, right. Also all those used needles. Yeah, those. Big pile of needles. Oh, man. Okay. Good show today. Any update on the Benman's home improvement saga? Yeah, I think we're gonna figure out a way to do it where it's. We. We can't get listed on task Rabbit because of the legality and everything. So we're just gonna have an open submit form for people who want. Wants Ben to their house up. Yeah. Yeah. And he will. Oh, he will. Will. Home improvements meeting with legal team tomorrow, 12:30. Discuss further. In the meantime, Miny will be creating a resume tonight. This will be released tomorrow without alterations. I'm most excited for him to show up and immediately, like, open their fridge for food. Computer's broken. He can't figure out how to print this. Kitchen boy at Alpine Camp. Cook at Monroe Athletic Club. Carl, these dates are way long ago. He's the perfect kitchen boy. How old is this guy? Car washer finance at University of Mississippi. August 2001 to May 2015. Oh, that's great. That's great. All right. I have a meeting about that right now. Oh, great. Perfect. Friday meeting. Yeah. Great show. Yes. We had him in the first Half. That was unbelievable. We should have just ended. Yeah. What a show. Thanks to those boys for coming by and. Yeah. Let's spin the wheel. We should also say that we are presented by Stella Blue. Oh, yeah. Ready Drink cans are here crafted with 100% Colombian coffee. Each can is a good source of protein and comes with two smooth flavors. Espresso Cafe mocha and Espresso sweet cream. Whether you're. Come on. Whether you're braving your morning commuter, chasing your props, T. Blue cans are good. Are always good on the go. And for those who are cel, Blue is more than just great coffee. It's about giving back. The brand is named named after Stella, Big Cat's dog, who inspired our mission to help more dogs find their forever homes. Every purchase supports animal rescue organizations. So when you drink, sell blue, you're not only fueling your day, you're saving a dog's life. Try the new cans today. Taste the difference and make a difference. Good show. What's up? Good show. What happened? We'll see you Monday. We spin. Yeah. Yeah. What did we hit? What? Oh, no. Spin the wheel. Wheel. This is so funny. Goddamn Friday. Yeah, we got to put the hot guy on. So funny. I love it. I'm walking into this building with a new wheel proposition on Monday. We've. You've. Nope. I'm doing it. You have. We have said that you can change it and you have not done it. You've procrastinated. Why? It's just a good show. Just. Just a. You procr. You. I just told you it's on you one day. I'm walking in here with new time. You flip. Flipped out Monday. You can make any change you want. You have not made it. You can DM me if you have a wheel idea. I'm coming in with new wheel ideas. Great. Can't wait. All right. This is. Okay. What? This is. What? This is stupid. It's not gonna be you Now. We have to wait. Mikey. Bats got to be on there. All. Just the. All the guys. Well, no, Only. Only Nick. They didn't come in really. I mean, they were. They were. They were key part of the show. Brandon, they didn't come in. You just want to see them wet. Brandon, go. Go. Go fishing for some more candidates. Just. Just. Just come up with an alternative. Brandon. I am. I am. You said that last time. But at this time, I'm. I'm. I'm. It's time. I mean, well, it's been five years. We're just beating the horse. But I. I It's gonna be funny when it's him again. You do have to be careful what you say. It kind of should. By default for not changing it last time. Time. Yeah. This is your fault. Oh, it's huge. How. How many? It's enormous, Brandon. All right. Oh, so we had Nick and Hot Nick. Yeah. Which one's which? Yeah, there you go. It's never tight. Excited. Oh, wow. Wow. Damn, that's. That's a thrill. Know that's the thr. Let's hope it's Kate. Let's hope it's Kate. Let's hope it's Kate. Let's go, baby. Never been wet. You. Oh, what a dick. Yeah, that's all right. I didn't know that. Sorry it had to be you, Eddie, but I needed that. I think it's going to be me. A. That's not good for you, Eddie. No, Eddie, that's a really good. Horrible. Two close calls is not what you want to see. There you go, Brandon. Oh, look, all that complaining. Nothing about me being dry makes this any less stupid. None of you like it. And every time I speak up about it, you all just turtle. Brandon, after the act, I need you for a Pizza Hut ad. Why? Well, that one's fine because that comes with free pizza. All right, that's me. Oh, just. I'm out. It's going to be me. I don't like this now. I think it's going to be Eddie. It's red at all. Oh, I just don't feel like being wet in my clothes right now. No, no, it's. It's. It's. It's cold out. It's not going to feel good. Yeah. Don't want to do it. There you go, Eddie. There you go. There you go, Eddie. You the man, Eddie. No, you're the man, Eddie. Oh, no. Oh, no, Eddie. Got to do WGN at three. Oh, no. Wet. Wet. Radio? Yeah. Is it TV or radio? Yeah, it's going to be me. Oh, TJ's still. That'd be interesting. Oh, are you going in or are you doing it from here? I'll probably do it from here. Well, cuz you can be wet. Yeah. Oh, I'm. Come on, Mikey. Bets one more time. TJ's never been wet, I don't think. Oh, no. That first round. Yeah. Wait, hold on. Hold on. Yeah, hold on. So I. I want to win. Yes. One nothing. And if you sweep him, TJ has to pee his pants. We haven't peed in a while. Long time. Long time. Who's the Last person to piss, Doug. Oh, what's Doug. Oh, Eddie up two zero. This is huge. DJ got pissing you. TJ has to go to a meeting with Miny Wet. Two one, piss. No piss. You gotta hold strong here, Eddie. This is the most important game in the series because if you go up three one, you're not gonna lose. But if it's two two. There you go. Okay, here we go. You're up three one. No one's ever blown a three one lead. No one. Yeah, you're good. Never happened. When do you get nervous? When you blow game six. There you go, Eddie. You the man. So you just blew game. Oh, that's it. No. So you get nervous when you blow game six, right? Yeah. This is the one. Up three two. There you go, TJ. TJ's TJ. This is your first time ever getting wet. T, do you know where the shower is? And he's gone. Oh, that sucks. If it was me, I would have said no, you should go to the meeting completely wet and just see if Mince even notices. I'm just not doing that. And now we wait. Now we wait. Has Deutsch. When's Deutsch moving? Here he is. Start date February 2nd. Oh, wow. He will be here, though, next week. Yeah, we're not gonna be here. We're not gonna be here though, that week. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's a good point. We're going to be in San Francisco. Yep. Yep. Didn't think about that. That's okay. But he will be here for next week for Barcelona after dark and then the following week for three on three. This is real. I'm not to tell you, not to tell you how to do your business, but you guys are running back that fast food thing at some point, right? Didn't they say that? Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug Challenge. Doug, Doug challenge. All the running that back, I feel like he'd be a phenomenal ad to that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Can he eat like that? Yeah, I think so. I would assume. I would think so. But if he's just a fluids only guy, he could very well be. Yeah, I've never seen him chew. That's a good point. Oh, he did 99.999. Oh, he did. I didn't see him chew it. He did mostly beers. He did really well on dogs, too. Yeah, we. You might need him for Doug Dug. Yeah, I feel like he'd be a natural. Put him in and have Tate just drive. Yeah, Chat will kill him. Be great. Spectate participate. Spectate is my favorite Is tj? He's on the way. Dude, wait till you see him wet. I don't think you remember what it's like to see someone else wet. Cuz you've been wet the most recent. Yeah, you're right. It's probably gonna be hilarious. Oh man. Think about tj. Yeah, I got TJ in my mind now. Think about him wet. It's pretty good. Fuck. Brandon, this is up to you. I. I'm not, I'm not disagreeing. There was a point in time where I disagreed with you and I said no, we're not taking it off. I agree with you that it is probably run its course. So you have to find the new thing. I think the wheel itself office run its course but. Oh, easy, come on. And you all agree with me. It's how we end the show. So come up with something good. You got anything in mind? I got to come up with it. I have 48 hours. I have 36 hours. I'm 72 hours. You've actually had. I have three weeks. I have 70 hours. What are some initial thoughts? No more each eat your lunch. If you crowdsource it, it's going to be significantly worse. Not if I pick out the best, I guess. Yeah, but have you been wet yet? I just think we. We the wheel ought to be for one time things. Nothing should ever stick on the wheel. It should be a one time thing. You move on to the next funny thing. Great. That's what I think. There we go. Wet. Wet is off. Let's do wet. Let's. Yeah. It's chick fil a nuggets. And then we spin a wheel one to 50. Yeah. Buy something from Jim and Steve's. And then we spin a wheel. How convenient. It's wheels going to be great. What do you have your eye on up there? I've been adding to the collection a lot lately. Just cards though, right? Yeah. Vintage. I'm, I'm, I'm. I'm cards in 26. I'm more cards. I'm out of room for the big stuff. So now I'm cards. Cards in 26. It's cards in 26. Love that. What do you do with them? Just put them. Where do you put them? Put them. I got a Dale Murphy rookie yesterday. I got a Hank Aaron. Oh, look at this. No way. No way. Yeah. Yeah. That's wet, that's wet, that's wet, that's wet, that's wet. All right, Happy Friday. We'll see everyone Monday. We do have a show Monday, Sam. That's classic yak folks. All right, have a good weekend. Love you guys. Bye.