Brandon Brought His Pet Birds On A Beach Vacation: Mon Jul 6, 2026

Summary

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The Yak – "Brandon Brought His Pet Birds On A Beach Vacation"

Barstool Sports — July 6, 2026
Main Cast: Brandon Walker, Nick, Danny, Titus, Dana, Kate, Ed, Jeff Nadu, Mark, others
(Episode focus: Brandon brings his pet birds on a family beach trip, sparking classic Barstool-style debate and banter.)

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Episode Overview

The crew is back from vacations and catching up, with Brandon Walker’s decision to bring his pet birds on a family beach trip emerging as the unlikely centerpiece of friendly ridicule, discussion, and classic Yak tangents. With Big Cat and Kyle out for the day, the focus shifts to vacation recaps, parenting mishaps, neighbor etiquette, and the logistics (and absurdity) of animal companions on holiday.
Not to be outdone, extended storylines about weddings, viral podcast moments, and a raucous conversation with Jeff Nadu about his birthday party plans punctuate the episode with classic Barstool unpredictability.

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Key Topics & Segments

1. Vacation Recaps & Birthday Chat (03:04–08:50)

• Opening discussion about group chat etiquette, birthday wishes, and travel mishaps.
• Brandon and Danny review missed connections in the group chat, with light-hearted jabs about who stays in touch.
• Vacation woes: Danny’s harrowing 15-hour drive due to a failed Mercedes air conditioner, leading to complaints about dealership treatment — "But they treated my wife poorly. And I don't like that. So I'm driving back." (05:49, Danny)

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2. Brandon Brings His Birds to the Beach (06:12–10:41, 23:07–27:19)

The crux of the episode: Brandon’s family trip included their pet parakeets, who spent their holiday on the deck overlooking the ocean.

• Debate sparks:
  • “You brought the birds on vacation?” (06:12, Brandon, incredulous)
  • “What kind of would I be not to include my birds on my vacation?” (08:05, Brandon)
• Birds did not go on the beach but enjoyed ocean sounds from the deck.
• Intense grilling from the crew about the necessity of bird vacationing:
  • “The birds are part of the family… if Tommy's there... and I'm there, the goddamn birds are going too.” (08:34, Brandon)
• Subplot: logistics of pet travel, neighbor offers to watch them, amusing cop encounter in Alabama.
• Key exchange about bird care:
  • “They're in a cage. They're just little parakeets. My wife loves them. They fill the house with joyous noise. And so they fill the vacation house with joyful noise.” (23:35, Brandon)

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3. Parenting, Travel, and Animal Discourse (09:11–11:15, 24:10–27:22)

• Titus shares the struggle of traveling with a one-year-old: “She just needs everything…once you get to the gate, you gotta take the baby out and hold the baby as you're breaking down the car seat.” (09:39, Titus)
• More on birds vs. conventional pets:
  • “Some people aren't even taking their dogs on vacation, let alone their birds.” (08:43, Dana)
  • “Give me a break. I'll leave the birds at home.” (08:49, Dana)
• Animal sitter alternatives, challenges, and the fine line between animal adoration and absurdity.

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4. Wild Tangents & "Fatman's Parachute" Jokes (12:00–15:11, 14:00–14:47)

• Nick recounts being too heavy for a skydiving challenge:
  • “[The show] signed me up… knowing I was too fat to fly, and then I couldn't fly.” (13:24, Nick)
• Group reminisces about being excluded due to weight at trampoline basketball events.

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5. Weddings, Limbo Fails & “Going Legless” (15:16–19:14)

• Stories from Cody’s recent wedding, where Kyle accidentally drops the groom:
  • “...the first thing she sees is him sprawled on the ground getting dominated by another man.” (16:11, Brandon)
• Running bit about Garrett, the “legless” party guest known for drunkenly falling at every occasion.
• More on wedding dance floor comedy, limp-impaired guests, and defining “legless.”

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6. Haunted Hotels & Bizarre Lodgings (20:43–22:55)

• Brandon surprised everyone by booking a former insane asylum in Buffalo for his stay:
  • “I booked us a former insane asylum. We were the only guests. It looks just like The Shining.” (20:49, Brandon)
  • “I met one other person...he sat next to us at the bar and he's like, do either of you two have the second sight?” (22:33, Brandon)
• Hilarity over “no ghost hunting” hotel policies, haunted yard-sharing, and the Buffalo experience.

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7. Bird Life: Deep Dives & Absurd Animal Debates (27:24–31:44)

• Group muses on which bird leads the best life (hummingbird, zoo flamingo, bald eagle, barn owl, etc.).
• “I think it has to...almost has to be a bird of prey, doesn’t it? Cuz other birds are just scared to death at all times.” (28:03, Danny)
• Anecdotes about getting pooped on by seagulls, bird trainers at tourist spots, and why some birds might choose pampered captivity over natural hardships.

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8. Neighbor Protocol & Chicago Apartment Logistics (34:00–41:10)

• Brandon and Nick discuss becoming neighbors: “How often do we have to hang out?...If I'm at a bar near you, do I have to text you?” (34:04, Brandon)
• Dog friendship logistics, proximity dilemmas (“If I squinted, I could see his place.” - 35:55, Brandon), and whether canine courtships could complicate things.
• Amusing worries about home recommendations, apartment odors, and past apartment disasters.

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9. More Classic Yak Sidetracks (54:01–60:00+)

• Extended ad reads for Cold Stone Creamery, Roback, DraftKings, and Mountain Dew, intertwined with more stories about vacation stops (Buc-ee’s), airport bathrooms, and future party plans.
• Sandcastle competitions at the beach (“We would walk at night. Was like an elite pro-level sandcastle builder. It was something different every night...” – 60:16, Danny).

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10. The Jeff Nadu Power Hour — Birthday Party, Bravado, & NSFW (76:45–94:47)

• [76:45–94:47] Jeff Nadu joins for an extended, raucous call-in.
• Nadu provides minute detail about his upcoming birthday party at Yorgos in Lancaster, including:
  • A “denied entry” list, special drinks, and bringing in DJs Matt & Silk (“They're...gonna tear it down, so it’s always a party with those two.” – 86:51, Nadu).
  • His “perfect size” NSFW exploits and mirthful, graphic storytelling.
  • Trash talking about rivals, documenting sexual conquests, and defending his persona.
• Hilarious exchange about curiosity surrounding Nadu’s confidence and anatomy:
  • “You're not curious to see what a perfect size looks like?” (92:20, Titus)
• More: debate on if any of it is real—“Do you think Orlando’s real?” “I don’t think anything involving his character is real…” (98:12, Brandon & Danny)

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11. “Mad Dog Gets Hit” & Viral Clip of the Week (117:45–119:54)

• Debuts what the crew dubs “maybe the best clip in the history of the company” — a golf mishap in which crew member Mad Dog takes a ball to the groin.
  • “It hit her right in the vagina.” (118:45, Danny)
• Synchronized, comedic reactions and reliving of the moment with classic Yak commentary.

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12. Misc. Highlights, Quotes, & Rapid Fire Moments

• “Nobody’s beating that record, Mark. You’re an iron man.” (30:09, Kate, on Mark’s bird-poop-free streak)
• “You could get a flow state… made some tunnels, had the water coming through.” (60:49, Ed, sandcastle nerding)
• “Claw machine victory made me feel like a god.” (127:37, Titus)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Brandon on bird vacations:
  “The birds are part of the family, Danny...the goddamn birds are going too.” (08:34)
• On group chat rudeness:
  “Yeah, you obviously don’t check the group chat, but shout out to Danny for the side text.” (03:55, Brandon)
• On too-fat-to-skydive TV:
  “The show signed me up… knowing I was too fat to fly, and then I couldn’t fly.” (13:24, Nick)
• On haunted lodging:
  “I booked us a former insane asylum. We were the only guests. It looks just like The Shining.” (20:49, Brandon)
• On Nadu’s party ratio:
  “There’ll be way more girls than guys.” (83:19, Nadu)
• On animal care realism:
  “You’ve never heard of birds as pets? Danny, you’re really having trouble with this.” (57:47, Brandon)
• On “legless” party life:
  “Every time I’ve seen [Garrett] fall. Four for four.” (17:49, Nick)

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Timestamps for Key Sections

• Vacation/Birthday recap: 03:04–08:50
• Birds on vacation: 06:12–10:41, 23:07–27:19
• Parenting/Animal banter: 09:11–11:15, 24:10–27:22
• Fat jokes/skydive story: 12:00–15:11
• Wedding/legless guy: 15:16–19:14
• Haunted hotel: 20:43–22:55
• Bird life bests & debates: 27:24–31:44
• Neighbor protocol: 34:00–41:10
• Nadu party call-in: 76:45–94:47
• Mad Dog golf mishap: 117:45–119:54

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Tone & Style

Classic Yak: irreverent, sarcastic, and relentlessly teasing, with every participant ready to turn the most mundane life update into a group riff. Inane details (like pet bird travel) get as much spotlight as Barstool beefs or NSFW brags, and everyone’s quirks are fair game.
The exact language, running gags, and in-jokes create a casual, rowdy, “boys back from break” vibe—anchored by Brandon’s southern twang and the ever-turning wheel of Barstool absurdity.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Show

You’ll get every vacation update and inside joke, learn way more about parakeet travel than you expected, and get to judge (or admire) the weird, wonderful way The Yak keeps spinning its own universe—even when arguing the ethics of pet birds, the merits of haunted hotels, or whose wedding fall was funniest.
Don’t miss Jeff Nadu’s party pitch and the internet-breaking mishap of Mad Dog’s golf distress for pure, unfiltered Barstool entertainment.

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Transcript

[Brandon Walker]

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[Danny]

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[Danny]

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[Brandon Walker]

I'm the coolest one out of all of us.

[Jeff Nadu]

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[Brandon Walker]

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[Jeff Nadu]

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[Danny]

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[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

Your mic's not on. But it is, is it?

[Brandon Walker]

I hear myself.

[Danny]

I don't hear anything. Hey, Danny. Hey. We're back.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Titus]

You got the right side, huh?

[Danny]

This is the right side.

[Ed]

Right side.

[Danny]

Is this the right side? What do you.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that's the right side. A stage right?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah, but in the room. We're on the right.

[Brandon Walker]

We're sh.

[Danny]

You think you're on the left or on the right? You think you're on the right?

[Titus]

I mean, the camera, like, you know, just feel like on the right side.

[Danny]

I knew Big Cat wasn't gonna be here. Mm. Yeah, I knew Kyle wasn't gonna be here. My headphones are working now. I didn't know Kate wasn't gonna be here.

[Brandon Walker]

She just text. She said she was gonna. You don't check the group chat, right?

[Danny]

Right.

[Brandon Walker]

Because there was like, on the 28th, Chase said, Happy birthday and nobody else said anything, not even a thumbs up.

[Danny]

But I. I take.

[Brandon Walker]

So, yeah, yeah, you obviously don't check the group chat, but shout out to Danny for the side text.

[Danny]

I text.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, you had Jay and Kate.

[Dana]

You had to text me.

[Brandon Walker]

I did have to text you first.

[Dana]

Yes.

[Danny]

I texted you personally on that day, Donut.

[Brandon Walker]

You did? Yeah. You said, are you home? You didn't even say it.

[Danny]

Yes. There you go. And I was. I was implying. I was implying. Happy birthday, friend.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I should have read between the lines.

[Danny]

Yeah. Just making sure you're home, making sure you're good and safe.

[Titus]

I. I mentally double tapped it and thumbs up.

[Brandon Walker]

That's fine. I knew that from you.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And like, mine was weak to you because I. I gave you a belated birthday before your birthday when we pre recorded. That's why I figured that we're cool

[Danny]

Brand. You've been carrying this for a week?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, dude, I didn't want to bother you on your vacation.

[Danny]

Well, I was on my vacation. That's why I didn't. I didn't. On the 28th. Right? I was. That was my travel day. Those are travels and I apologize.

[Titus]

You see Brandon's arms, It's.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm a little worried that we're gonna get an oddly shaped.

[Danny]

Look at that.

[Brandon Walker]

That's how a lot of men get skin cancer, by having their arm out the window.

[Titus]

I'm not saying you're lying, Mark.

[Danny]

I'm not lying.

[Titus]

I don't believe you, though, is what

[Danny]

I'M saying on Friday.

[Titus]

How does it burn through your T shirt brand?

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Titus]

What shirt were you wearing?

[Danny]

A T shirt.

[Titus]

Just a standard T shirt on Friday.

[Danny]

The air conditioner.

[Dana]

What design was on it?

[Danny]

The air conditioner went out in my car, in my Mercedes.

[Dana]

Then what happened?

[Danny]

We took it to a Mercedes dealership. They looked at it, basically said, lol, can't help you. Good luck. And I had to drive the least helpful Mercedes dealership in America, Mercedes mobile. I'm not trying to complain, but I'm complaining about their service. Mercedes mobile can go fuck themselves. Anyway, so I had to drive back 15 hours.

[Brandon Walker]

Did they know who the fuck you were?

[Danny]

I didn't try to do that, no. Because my wife took it in. I was with the kids, she took it in and they didn't treat her well. And Mercedes needs to answer for that.

[Titus]

Anyway, fucking hate when the Mercedes dealership is.

[Danny]

See, I know saying it sounds like a pretentious ass bat, but they did. They treated my wife poorly. And I don't like that. So I'm driving back.

[Brandon Walker]

There's nothing more relatable when the Mercedes dealership treats your hot wife like shit.

[Danny]

I'm driving back 15 hours. Tommy's over there, the good sons in the back got the birds chirping, and we're all miserable.

[Brandon Walker]

You brought the birds vacation?

[Danny]

Yeah, I took the birds on vacation. What? Dude, the birds got to sit out by the beach all week.

[Brandon Walker]

Did they like it?

[Danny]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So wait, you brought your bird cage to the beach?

[Danny]

Oh, yeah, yeah, I drove. That's why I drove. I couldn't fly the birds.

[Dana]

The hotel allows birds.

[Danny]

Oh, Danny, you dumb bitch.

[Dana]

Where did you stay?

[Danny]

Somebody I know has a house down there. So. Yeah, and so I'm driving back and that's what happens to my arm.

[Titus]

But you had a T. Yeah, that's.

[Danny]

I don't. I don't know how it got through the T shirt.

[Titus]

How does it make it through the T shirt?

[Danny]

I don't know how it got through the T shirt. I was wearing a Mississippi State T shirt. A comfort colors T shirt.

[Brandon Walker]

Quality.

[Danny]

Yeah, quality T shirt. And it still got through. And.

[Brandon Walker]

And the sun's a powerful being, son.

[Danny]

Knew what it was doing, man. It wasn't fucking around. But look. Look at the difference. Look at that. I barely took my shirt off at the beach. That's what I'm trying to tell you.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you get some reading in?

[Danny]

I got some reading. I got a lot of prep done for. For. For football season. I read a little Bit of Dave's book. As long as it took for me to get to the words Brandon Walker read those ensuing paragraphs and checked out.

[Brandon Walker]

There he is.

[Danny]

Yeah, so I was. Oh yeah, yeah. So I'm in the book.

[Dana]

Nice.

[Brandon Walker]

Congratulations.

[Danny]

I don't know if anybody else is in the book because I didn't read anything else about it because I. I

[Titus]

wasn't expecting you controlled f a hard copy.

[Danny]

Just scanning and there. Maybe it's in there multiple times. But I only saw it once.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So Danny, you rejuvenated?

[Dana]

Yeah, my name was in there. It was censored though.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh yeah. It was blurred out.

[Dana]

Do you count like, would you count your trip a vacation? Since you were with the kids, it was probably still like stressful. You're not totally away.

[Danny]

Yes, yes. When. When married, traveling with like you go on vacation with your kids, you brought

[Brandon Walker]

your birds and birds.

[Dana]

You have still the same amount of response.

[Danny]

What kind of would I be not to include my birds on my vacation?

[Dana]

Give me a break. What kind of brings on vacation?

[Brandon Walker]

Were there other people with birds on the be?

[Danny]

I didn't take him to the beach. I had a house on the beach. We had his deck overlooking the beach. There was a table on the deck. I sat him at night, would put them in and in the daytime they would sit out in the shady deck, listen to the sounds of the waves crash.

[Dana]

Did you used to bring the guinea pigs too?

[Danny]

The birds are part of the family.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, the CEO of Coca Cola let you stay in his place?

[Danny]

The birds are a part of the family, Danny. And if Tommy's there and the other three kids are there and my wife is there and I'm there, the goddamn birds are going too.

[Dana]

Some people aren't even taking that their dogs on vacation, let alone their birds.

[Danny]

I don't know what to tell you, Danny.

[Dana]

I. I leave the birds at home.

[Danny]

I love Daryl and Miss Daisy. Sunny pants.

[Brandon Walker]

Who named that one?

[Danny]

The kids? Yeah, and I don't think I have the last name wrong. It's Miss Daisy something.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Danny]

Miss Daisy something Pants.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you think a southerner who has a Miss Daisy?

[Danny]

I drove Miss Daisy all the way down the beach. I've been driving Miss Daisy all weekend. Wow.

[Titus]

Yeah, Danny, I'll answer your question. I felt very sorry for myself yesterday as I was carrying everything through the airport for that. Everything it takes to travel with a one year old. The one year old's great. She's awesome. She's a great baby lover. She just needs everything. Maybe she doesn't need it. Maybe we're just like, we're first time parents.

[Danny]

You need everything.

[Titus]

We need everything. Oh my God. But the. I have to carry through the airport.

[Brandon Walker]

That seems like every time I see it, I feel such pity.

[Danny]

What about talking about carrier.

[Titus]

I had backpack full of big old like the only way I could describe it is like a beach. But I don't know. It's. It's. Parents buy these bags now. They got the zipper like, you know, get the name of the kid stitched on it all that. I'm carrying that over the shoulder. I'm carrying my wife's carry on on the shoulder. I think she had the diaper bag. And then I'm pushing the baby in a car seat that connects to the stroller. And then once you get to the gate, you got to take the baby out and hold the baby as you're breaking down the car seat. And it's just so much.

[Brandon Walker]

You take advantage of boarding first.

[Titus]

Yeah, we do that.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. Because I. I figured so much, dude. What you walking on the plane with a baby and then like when I see a baby on the plane, you. It's. You hope they don't sit next to you.

[Titus]

Right, right. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I think that's the closest you would feel to being obese.

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. People.

[Danny]

Well, that's why you booked your wife and baby and coach, right?

[Titus]

That's right.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

I make them sit back there. Yeah. I sit in first class. Of course, now she. She's pretty good on the flight, but. Yeah, you are right. Like, I feel.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm like fat simulator.

[Titus]

I.

[Kate]

Sorry.

[Titus]

It's like I have a grenade. I get on the flight, so just pulled the pen. I'm gonna sit next to you for two hours. But it's. I. The only. The only thing that makes it miserable for me is the. Is carrying all the. And yeah, I'll feel sorry for myself. I'm not afraid to do it.

[Danny]

Answer your question. I think you're. You're gonna be doing that stuff regardless. But vacation still feels like vacation even when you're. When you're doing that with kids.

[Dana]

I'm saying. But the trips that you take with just your wife, those have to be night and day compared to the ones you're taking with your birds.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, you. You really seem hung up on the birds. Cause me and my wife do take the birds on their own.

[Dana]

So you walking around with a bird cage in one hand and your suitcase in the other?

[Danny]

No, just very easy.

[Dana]

Fucking Harry Potter bringing his owl to school.

[Brandon Walker]

Are there bird sitters that you could hire.

[Danny]

We have neighbors. That would help. The awkward part was I got pulled over coming out. I left Saturday night at 9 o' clock and I got pulled over in Foley, Alabama, for speeding. And I didn't tell the guy there were birds in the car. And it was like a gun. It was jarring for him for some reason. He did that. And then Tommy. Tommy was hiding under a blanket. Didn't know we were getting pulled over. And then he undid himself. Scared the cop to. Anyway, it was. It was the whole big thing. The whole big.

[Brandon Walker]

So it doesn't sound like vacation.

[Danny]

It was. That was the end. That was. That was coming back. Come on. Once you leave the beach town, you're no longer on vacation.

[Dana]

Those your birds, sir?

[Danny]

Yeah, that's exactly.

[Brandon Walker]

What is your cop voice. Your plankton voice.

[Titus]

Birds.

[Nick]

I'm out of here. Weirdo.

[Danny]

Hi, Dana. Hey, guys.

[Nick]

What's going on? Oh, my God.

[Danny]

What?

[Nick]

Oh, it's usually three people. It was shocking.

[Mark]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

You didn't.

[Danny]

You didn't know it until you looked at this shot?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, okay.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

It's closer up.

[Danny]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Titus]

Good. Dana.

[Nick]

Thanks.

[Brandon Walker]

Dana becomes my neighbor tomorrow. I do same street.

[Titus]

Are you aware that you're looking good?

[Nick]

I feel skinnier and I'm tan, so that's probably.

[Danny]

Where'd you go last week?

[Nick]

Cape Cod.

[Danny]

Sounds nice.

[Brandon Walker]

I saw a clip that you tweeted about that. It was like the Most Dangerous Game. You tweeted that about the skydiving.

[Nick]

It was about diarrhea.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, okay, sure.

[Nick]

I was really fat.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Nick]

I was disgusting.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Nick]

Yeah. Don't pull that.

[Brandon Walker]

How did nobody intervene?

[Nick]

I mean, I was like. In the 280.

[Danny]

You looked.

[Mark]

He looked.

[Nick]

There was a. It was. Yeah, I also. The beard helps a lot.

[Titus]

Oh, this was. They wouldn't let you skydive because you're.

[Nick]

Yeah. And then I got eliminated. Fall way too fast. And they eliminated me first.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Nick]

I didn't even get to play.

[Danny]

That was a shame.

[Nick]

I was probably in the 280s.

[Danny]

Where you at? 260.

[Nick]

Right. This morning I was 264.

[Danny]

Good for you.

[Nick]

I would love to be like 250, but we'll see.

[Danny]

I'll say love to be 230 if you're too heavy.

[Titus]

Like, the parachute wouldn't work.

[Nick]

No, they. It was

[Brandon Walker]

terminal velocity. The same for everybody.

[Nick]

They signed me up for the show knowing I was too fat to fly, and then I couldn't fly.

[Brandon Walker]

You weren't too fat to fly.

[Nick]

I couldn't jump. I couldn't jump because you couldn't be on over £250. And then I got voted out first because I couldn't do the challenge because I couldn't jump out of a plane.

[Danny]

That's not fair.

[Nick]

I just sat there for the week

[Brandon Walker]

for, like, that rules.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Didn't that happen to Big Cat, too, for the barstool ball he was gonna skydive in or something?

[Nick]

Yeah. It's £250.

[Danny]

I don't.

[Nick]

I don't know how much he weighs.

[Danny]

I don't. Like, if I was 245mm, I still wouldn't feel good.

[Brandon Walker]

I wouldn't want.

[Nick]

No, no.

[Danny]

Right.

[Brandon Walker]

That's not something you. Unless they need to make like a. A fat man's parachute.

[Nick]

That'd be nice.

[Brandon Walker]

But I guess that would just make it heavier if it was, like, thicker.

[Danny]

Yeah. Make the problem worse.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. My God.

[Danny]

You need a lighter parachute. That. But he was more too fast.

[Brandon Walker]

The Texas isn't there.

[Mark]

Brandon, did this happen to you with the trampoline at the.

[Brandon Walker]

You were too fat for the dunking.

[Danny]

Trampoline, Yes. I didn't remember that until you just said it. I was too fat for the trampoline.

[Brandon Walker]

We were going to try to get them to do the dunk that mascots do.

[Nick]

They wouldn't let you do that.

[Danny]

No. And it was. And it was a big point of contention on the yak that week because I thought I'd do it, no problem. And everybody was like, you can't do that. You can't do that. And it turns out I couldn't do it because they wouldn't even let me.

[Mark]

The rules.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Against the rules.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Danny]

They wouldn't. They wouldn't let me propel myself and dunk.

[Nick]

I'm a big. What I've learned is I'm just a big fluctuation guy. Like, I'll be. Right now, I'm on the downswing, and then I'll be fat again in November.

[Brandon Walker]

That's just how it goes.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Danny]

So you're married, but knowing that means you could. You could stop it. You could. You could get in the way of it.

[Nick]

You're right.

[Danny]

It's a good point.

[Nick]

Whatever.

[Ed]

Ed.

[Brandon Walker]

What's up, Ed Destruction.

[Danny]

Did you not like what was going on over there?

[Kate]

No, I didn't hear. I just dropped something off.

[Dana]

You're gonna pick it up?

[Kate]

Yeah, I'll pick it up.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you guys talk to Cody about his wedding?

[Titus]

Briefly. Yeah. He was. He. He said that Kyle almost broke his

[Brandon Walker]

neck as soon as the flow opened.

[Danny]

Up.

[Brandon Walker]

Kyle goes out there and picks up Cody. Somebody has, like, a digital photo of it. Yeah, that's. That's us. We're.

[Danny]

Is that the beginning of the pickup or.

[Brandon Walker]

No, no.

[Nick]

Great pick.

[Brandon Walker]

We're having a blast. It was a blast.

[Dana]

Good, Nick.

[Brandon Walker]

Thanks, brother. Decided to go with a brown suit.

[Danny]

Damn.

[Brandon Walker]

Really stood out. That's brown.

[Kate]

Doesn't look brown.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, it's a fucking brown suit. It's a chocolate brown.

[Dana]

Thank you.

[Brandon Walker]

Thank you.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Then Kyle picked him up and dropped him right on his neck.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Brandon Walker]

And then it was, like, quiet for, like, probably a second, but it felt way longer. And then Kyle just beelined out of there to have dynamic scratch. Yeah.

[Titus]

Stands up and the music starts.

[Dana]

There was a moment outside playing the whole time.

[Brandon Walker]

And the thing is, like, I feel bad for Cody's wife because they have been a union for about five minutes. And the first thing she sees is him sprawled on the ground getting dominated. Getting dominated by another man. And he's laying like a chalk outline in a tux and a little tiny tux.

[Danny]

That's the image she'll carry from the wedding.

[Brandon Walker]

That's the first thing she saw her husband do.

[Jeff Nadu]

She.

[Titus]

She just stood in front of all of her loved ones and said, I trust this man to defend me.

[Brandon Walker]

Her dad just gave her away to protect her.

[Titus]

I will spend the rest of my life turning to this man to protect me from. From any threat out there. And then he just gets thrown on his neck.

[Brandon Walker]

It was a great wedding, but then

[Danny]

I drove Kyle try to throw him?

[Brandon Walker]

No, I think it was just. That's kind. No, I don't think.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think. I don't know.

[Mark]

You don't come.

[Nick]

Did he leave the wedding?

[Titus]

He.

[Brandon Walker]

We didn't see him for a while afterwards. I think he was kind of ashamed.

[Titus]

Do I need to learn more about Garrett?

[Brandon Walker]

Garrett parties.

[Titus]

Garrett was a name. I asked the. We asked the boys who, other than the bride and groom, who was the star of the wedding?

[Brandon Walker]

And they said Garrett was Garrett. He kept falling, too.

[Nick]

He's a big legless guy.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he kept falling.

[Danny]

What does that mean?

[Nick]

It means when he's the archer from Lord of the Rings, stand up.

[Brandon Walker]

He goes from Garrett to Gary. It was. But, like, Kyle doesn't like dancing at weddings, so he always tries to find a long object so he could be the limbo guy. And so he found, like, these long, like, foam pool noodle, like, glowing things that people were waving around. And he started being the limbo guy, and he picked Garrett. And Garrett just Went down on the ground so hard, spilled drinks everywhere in the middle of the dance floor. Garrett's.

[Titus]

He's a leg.

[Brandon Walker]

Garrett's crazy.

[Nick]

I'm telling you. I, I, I've probably drank with Garrett like four times, and every time I've seen him fall. Four for four.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he fell a bunch. Then he, he was only talking to me like Donald Trump. Yeah, he's an interesting guy.

[Nick]

Like, like legless.

[Danny]

It's a hard word.

[Titus]

What do you mean, fall?

[Brandon Walker]

He falls hard.

[Nick]

He just falls. Is it like he's a fall guy?

[Titus]

Is it like comedic? Is it just like.

[Nick]

It's like you're pitying it.

[Titus]

Do you watch him fall and you're

[Danny]

like, oh, like he's standing.

[Brandon Walker]

You see it coming. He's swaying.

[Nick]

He's a swayer.

[Brandon Walker]

He leans.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, but I drove.

[Danny]

That's a bad reputation to have.

[Nick]

He goes legless.

[Titus]

Were so quick with it, too. I was like, tell me something about Garrett. And you're like, legless.

[Nick]

Yeah, I think he'd probably tell you. Legless guy.

[Danny]

Well, we got to get some drinks in him. I want to see him fall.

[Nick]

It's fun, dude. I like it.

[Dana]

Yeah. He's like Jekyll Hyde. Drunk and sober. Our.

[Titus]

Yeah, that's why I, I, I, I know him well enough and talk to him and he just was the wedding. I was surprised by that.

[Danny]

Very quiet guy.

[Dana]

Our dads are like best friends, so I've known him since I was young and he's happy to get a job here, but yeah, he's always kind of

[Nick]

had a fun fact.

[Danny]

Not as legless.

[Dana]

You've never heard legs growing up?

[Danny]

I don't guess I have.

[Nick]

Yeah. That's like whenever, when, if you fall, if you're one of those guys that just falls when you drunk, you're legless.

[Brandon Walker]

Did Cody tell you what happened yesterday?

[Danny]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

I was leaving Cleveland and my stop in like an Indiana rest stop, and I. He taps me on my shoulder. Cody. He's at the same rest stop.

[Titus]

Oh.

[Brandon Walker]

And then I drive like an hour and a half, same rest stop. Who do I see?

[Danny]

Cody.

[Brandon Walker]

A little suspicious.

[Titus]

He's following you.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, a little suspicious.

[Kate]

You're getting tailed for sure.

[Dana]

He's probably concussed. Give him a break.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you're right.

[Nick]

You're right.

[Dana]

What was Kyle trying to do? Like, put him on his shoulders?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Like it was a wrestling move. It was not.

[Dana]

Oh. So pretty bad fall.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Yeah. No, I talked about this on, on the pod, but Kyle, Kyle. When Kyle sprinted out of the, the Reception. Kyle's fiance looks at me dead serious and she's like, he never knows when he hurts people. I was like, oh, my God. Holy shit.

[Mark]

Wow.

[Kate]

That's incredible.

[Danny]

He land on like the head.

[Jeff Nadu]

He landed.

[Brandon Walker]

It was weird because he like was falling, you know, head first, but he tilted his head so almost like his chin and neck area hit the ground.

[Titus]

I can. I can hear the noise.

[Brandon Walker]

He almost. Do you know the logo of ridiculousness? Can't say he looked like that.

[Nick]

Pull that up.

[Brandon Walker]

You know a ref.

[Danny]

Yeah. I just got married.

[Mark]

Christopher re Been there.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

From Kyle.

[Nick]

Yeah. I didn't know ridiculous. This had a logo.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah.

[Danny]

That's cool.

[Brandon Walker]

That's their secondary logo too. They're alts.

[Kate]

Have you talked about your lodging situation?

[Brandon Walker]

I stayed. I up the lodging in Buffalo.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So big time. I put it on Expedia. It was quite the boo boo. We roll up. I have photos I could send tj, but we're in the Uber from the Buffalo airport and we pull up and I see a sign that says bike yet? Buffalo Psychiatric Facility. And I'm like, what? And then we go into a gate and it's like a castle that looks like Hogwarts. And we walk in and it's just like a dark room with lights that automatically turn on. And it's a wheelchair, like an old rickety wheelchair. And it says, do not touch. And we go up there. I booked us a former insane asylum. We were the only guests. It looks just like the Shining. They moved. Thank God. They moved the insane asylum to the building touching ours. But we shared a yard. So the.

[Titus]

So this wasn't like a themed no hotel? No, Made to. No for like.

[Brandon Walker]

It's called the Richardson, but you could pull up on Google Maps, you'll see. We shared a yard with the current insane asylum and they were like, it's pretty. It was an open air insane asylum. It was like they were just walking around in our hotel.

[Dana]

Indoor pool. What? Indoor pool?

[Brandon Walker]

No, no. Yeah, that's where I stayed.

[Dana]

Was it at least cheaper?

[Brandon Walker]

No. God no. It was horrifying there. I went to their website. They have a strict no ghost hunting policy. Didn't see any other guests there. The people that worked there were wearing, like, scrubs. I didn't love that.

[Nick]

Did it feel haunted?

[Brandon Walker]

God, yes. And so there's pictures of all.

[Titus]

Kind of sweet.

[Danny]

It looks amazing.

[Brandon Walker]

But the pictures on the hall are all the former. The former people that stayed there. There's only 80 rooms, but it's a huge facility. You get a hard hat and walk around the abandoned parts.

[Titus]

Decent reviews?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it was cool. But I went to the bar.

[Danny]

Why were you the only people staying?

[Brandon Walker]

I met one other person staying. There was this bald dude, and he sat next to us at the bar and he's like, do either of you two have the second sight? I'm like, no. No, I do not. He said, if you do, don't go to the ballroom. I was like, oh, my God. So I went up and it was eerie, but it was. It was interesting. For sure. Buffalo's cool in a way.

[Danny]

What's the second sight?

[Brandon Walker]

I think that's like being a medium esp. Yeah, it was. It was cool.

[Dana]

Bad hotel, but good insane asylum.

[Brandon Walker]

Really good insane asylum.

[Dana]

That he'd probably get a kick out of this Brandon takes his birds on vacation with him.

[Danny]

Danny, I don't know why this is such a sticking point for you.

[Brandon Walker]

I think it's. I don't think.

[Danny]

I was gone. We were gone for eight days. You want the birds to be home without us for eight days?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Can't you have, like, mince feed them or something?

[Danny]

No, No, I can't.

[Brandon Walker]

Mince would chew up the worm and

[Danny]

open his mouth, come back in the driveway, he's got eight marks on it.

[Nick]

I'm okay with that.

[Danny]

They're in a cage. They're just little parakeets. My wife loves them. They fill the house with joyous noise. And so they fill the vacation house with joyful noise.

[Kate]

Okay. It was a vacation house versus a hotel.

[Brandon Walker]

Is it your buddies? Did you know the guy's place that you're staying in?

[Dana]

15 hour road trip with the bird.

[Danny]

I got a. I got a house on the beach. Just a standalone house by itself? No. Not attached to anybody.

[Brandon Walker]

So did you have to run it by who owns the house? If you could bring the birds.

[Danny]

No. It said pets allowed. Okay. And the birds are not.

[Titus]

No, they don't.

[Danny]

Yeah, they don't cause anything.

[Dana]

You let them fly around in the house?

[Danny]

I do at home, but not on the vacation.

[Titus]

What's the upkeep of the bird? You gotta.

[Dana]

So not a good vacation out of the cage.

[Danny]

I'd honestly have to ask my wife on that one.

[Brandon Walker]

You still do newspaper papers in the bottom.

[Danny]

I'd honestly have to ask my wife on that one.

[Nick]

What kind of. What kind of chirps are they making?

[Dana]

I don't understand.

[Danny]

Calling me fat.

[Nick]

What?

[Danny]

Call me fat.

[Nick]

Oh, they speak.

[Brandon Walker]

No, I thought.

[Nick]

What you're.

[Brandon Walker]

They chirps.

[Nick]

No, but seriously, because Marty used to have one and it was so just

[Danny]

little it was horrible. Just little whistles. Just little. He had a big bird. Yeah.

[Nick]

But it was nothing peaceful about it.

[Danny]

Right. But mine are just a little whistle.

[Titus]

What was his.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you think they actually enjoyed the beach?

[Danny]

I think they. They got a nice change of pace. They. The breeze was going through. It was nice. Had to feel tropical for him, so

[Kate]

brought it to the beach.

[Danny]

Guys, what the fuck is going on?

[Dana]

He's like Harry Potter carrying his owls on vacation.

[Brandon Walker]

We were really burnt out and we. We had nothing to talk about. And so the french fry thing, that was a pile on.

[Danny]

Sure.

[Brandon Walker]

This is white trash.

[Nick]

Okay with it, Brandon?

[Ed]

Trash.

[Danny]

To take your. Your, Your family, your birds on vacation.

[Dana]

Where does it stop, though? Were you bringing the guinea pigs? Would you bring, like, a lizard?

[Danny]

No, no, because those aren't.

[Dana]

Well, don't say no. Like, that was crazy question.

[Danny]

But those aren't family. Those aren't my family pets. We had guinea pigs for a little bit.

[Dana]

If you had them.

[Titus]

Yeah. Why would he take a lizard? He doesn't own a lizard. Doesn't make any sense, Dan.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that's a moot point.

[Dana]

Well, when you had 20 guinea pigs, were any of them getting the vacation?

[Danny]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Kate]

Rip. Hammy.

[Danny]

I don't know. I. I don't know what the line is. I know that we have birds in our house. We've had them for. When did we do that fucking film?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, two years ago.

[Danny]

Yeah, so we've had them two years, two and a half years now. And we like them, so we let them go on vacation.

[Brandon Walker]

It's your vacation. If they make you happy, that's cool. But it isn't normal.

[Danny]

I think it's. I think it could be a little normal. I don't think it's abnormal.

[Brandon Walker]

It could be a little.

[Danny]

Could be a little normal. There's some normal to it. Have your. Have your pet on vacation.

[Dana]

See, you keep saying pat. That's different. These are two birds. We're not talking a dog.

[Kate]

I get more bringing them versus bringing them to the beach.

[Danny]

No, stop. I didn't take them to the beach.

[Kate]

Oh, I thought, you know, we did say that.

[Danny]

Timeout. The house is on the beach.

[Kate]

Oh, okay.

[Danny]

There's a deck on the house.

[Brandon Walker]

You put them out there with a

[Danny]

ramp that goes down to the beach. There's a table on the deck. We put the bird cage on the table.

[Kate]

Okay. I'm envisioning you going like a half mile with your towels.

[Danny]

No, no, no.

[Nick]

Do they ever get to get out of the cage at home?

[Danny]

They Do I have a room that's dedicated?

[Nick]

Oh. But they never get to go in

[Brandon Walker]

open air, so it's actually worse for

[Dana]

them on vacation because they're in the cage the whole time as opposed to when they're home. They sometimes get airtime.

[Danny]

Danny, I would like to hit you.

[Dana]

Go ahead. Go push me.

[Danny]

No, I can't do it. I'm not allowed to push again.

[Kate]

Fuck us all.

[Nick]

If they were. If they were let out of the cage outside, would they fly away? Probably.

[Titus]

Damn, that's depressing.

[Nick]

That is sad.

[Danny]

But if I were to do that on the beach. You know how many birds of prey are on that beach? I'd be eaten in seconds. Seconds. They. They live a good life. I believe it.

[Nick]

I do too.

[Danny]

Yeah, they get to go on vacation.

[Dana]

That's crazy.

[Kate]

Yeah, that is nice.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you, like. Were you still able to listen to music, like loudly in the car?

[Danny]

Oh, yeah, yeah. They. They enjoy the music, I think.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Titus]

What's the best bird life, Brandon?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh my God.

[Dana]

It's a good question.

[Danny]

What bird leads the best life?

[Titus]

Yeah,

[Danny]

Yeah. Bald eagle's got to be a pretty sweet life, right? My mind went to bald eagle and penguin, but a penguin?

[Brandon Walker]

No, no, dude. Orcas and seals.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I think it's zoo flamingo.

[Titus]

I think flamingos. Flamingo is pretty cool.

[Danny]

I think it has to. Almost has to be a bird of prey, doesn't it? Cuz other birds are just scared to death of at all times.

[Brandon Walker]

Like a zoo flamingo. You get. You get to flaunt your.

[Danny]

Oh, you know what you get fed. Hummingbirds. Ooh.

[Brandon Walker]

Do they not live long?

[Danny]

I don't know. But the hummingbirds, we, we feed the out of them.

[Brandon Walker]

I think they're anxious.

[Dana]

Yeah, I was going to say seem anxious.

[Danny]

They're humming.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah.

[Ed]

Yeah.

[Nick]

What's the one that is always flying around in a circle in the sky?

[Danny]

Buzzards.

[Dana]

Hawk.

[Brandon Walker]

Almost every hawk.

[Ed]

Hawk.

[Nick]

Hawks.

[Brandon Walker]

Why?

[Nick]

Well, they're just cool.

[Brandon Walker]

They're cool.

[Danny]

They don't really fly circles, do they?

[Nick]

Yeah, they're like when they're preying upon

[Brandon Walker]

something that might be vulture.

[Nick]

Owls are pretty sick.

[Jeff Nadu]

Ow. Ow.

[Brandon Walker]

A barn owl would be amazing. I like quiet. I like being alone.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Cardinal or a blue jay.

[Brandon Walker]

You think?

[Kate]

I mean, everyone's excited to see him.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Cardinals and blue chase.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Nick]

I get fired up when I see a blue jay.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Cardinal. It's a little bit less nowadays in my old age.

[Dana]

Cassowary.

[Kate]

Cassowary. Nobody's with them.

[Danny]

Yeah, but they're always on edge. I feel like I feel like their stress life is. They're.

[Dana]

They're.

[Danny]

It like a. Like a bird. Like a blue jay or cardinal that can just live in a yard with no pressure. Maybe the people there feed them. That's. That's a good goose.

[Titus]

Wherever you want. Are there more just kind of.

[Danny]

There's more geese these days than there

[Titus]

were going to do.

[Dana]

Whatever.

[Nick]

Like one of those pigeons would belong to a homeless person. You think so you're just chilling with. That would be somebody all day.

[Titus]

Seagulls look like they have a good time too. They just kind of.

[Danny]

It just feels like a competitive racket.

[Brandon Walker]

Seagull. Seagulls are just disrespected though rightfully so.

[Nick]

They are seagulls.

[Mark]

I got pooped on by a seagull this break.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh yeah. You did your first time ever, right?

[Mark]

Yeah, I won all my bets that day too.

[Dana]

Pretty sick.

[Danny]

Oh wow. Where did.

[Mark]

Where did the hit My right thigh. I was riding a bike and I was like. My wife went in to get coffee. I was just sitting out there waiting. Felt a nice warm plop and there it is.

[Titus]

Wow.

[Brandon Walker]

It's better to be on bare skin than a shirt, I think.

[Mark]

Yeah, definitely.

[Dana]

Streak is over.

[Kate]

You would have.

[Brandon Walker]

Nobody's beating that record that's up there. You're an iron man.

[Kate]

Che would have great hair.

[Titus]

Asian culture, they say that it's your lucky day.

[Danny]

Oh, say that again.

[Kate]

Don't you think he'd have great hair to on?

[Danny]

I do.

[Brandon Walker]

I think it would just be because it's so dark like the.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, and it's a yeah at the tip. Yeah, it's like right at the tip.

[Kate]

I'd have a nice land.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

It would look like a snow capped peak. Wow.

[Dana]

Birds don't like just perch on that

[Brandon Walker]

more right on his tip. Jay, there's a bird on your tip. You probably can't feel it.

[Mark]

Could have been going for that. Just missed. I also saw a. We're on the boardwalk. There was a hawk or falcon trainer with cool. One of those gloves. But the bird like was on top of a store like not reachable. So the person was maybe like 23, 24 was blowing a whistle. What's that gonna do the hawk to just fly away. Right.

[Danny]

It's trained to hear the whistle and come back.

[Dana]

I saw one of my little break actually he was controlling like the. The seagull problem or something. That's why they let him out.

[Nick]

Oh. Like they.

[Mark]

Oh, interesting.

[Danny]

Also it comes back because the person that blows the whistle probably feeds them.

[Mark]

Aren't they

[Danny]

Meat eaters.

[Mark]

Yeah. They could do it themselves, right?

[Danny]

Well, they could, but would you. Would you like to live a life where you're hunting and scrounging for your food or would you like for somebody to hand you food? Three days. Yeah, three times a day.

[Mark]

That feels like it could be a fun bird though.

[Danny]

A hawk.

[Mark]

Not like a. With a trainer.

[Danny]

Those people are a wild hawker falcon.

[Nick]

Yes, yes.

[Danny]

Best bird life. I still don't know that we've stumbled upon it.

[Brandon Walker]

Like I'm. I'm stuck on it.

[Danny]

What's an ostrich's day to day?

[Brandon Walker]

They're dumb, right? That'll be kind of nice.

[Dana]

I think a peregrine falcon beat me out in that poll.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

[Dana]

People would rather have peregrine falcon's life than my life.

[Brandon Walker]

Was this before you're dating Jackie?

[Dana]

No, this is after. This is only a couple months ago.

[Kate]

Oh, wow.

[Titus]

I don't want to migrate. I don't want to worry about being eaten. That's pretty much it.

[Nick]

What about.

[Danny]

But it's migrating hard for them.

[Dana]

Do you know why? Geese.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, is it peacock? Funny name. Yeah, beautiful.

[Danny]

Peacocks are sick, but they don't know their name.

[Brandon Walker]

Wow.

[Nick]

What. What's the. What's the magician that came by here?

[Brandon Walker]

What about his dog, the dove?

[Nick]

What about his dove?

[Danny]

I don't know. You can't think of. Magician's dove is having a great.

[Nick]

Yeah, but everyone's fired up when he's

[Dana]

getting jammed in a shoebox.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, they're probably scared.

[Titus]

You're right.

[Brandon Walker]

It was stupid. No, it's not stupid. We're working here, Dana. Don't be hard on yourself.

[Danny]

A common duck. Yeah, they enjoy a duckling. I enjoy swimming around. And they migrate.

[Dana]

Ducks.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Dana]

You know, my geese fly south, Brandon.

[Danny]

Why?

[Dana]

It's faster than walking.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, Conrad hit the ground running after break.

[Dana]

You can laugh now.

[Nick]

For the record, Brandon, I think your behavior with your birds is completely fine.

[Danny]

Thank you, Dana. I appreciate it.

[Nick]

But I am white trash. Yeah, I am white trash.

[Danny]

I don't think it's white trash.

[Dana]

Yeah, it's weirder than that.

[Brandon Walker]

It's unique.

[Kate]

I just like the image of you with like your rolly suitcase and the bird in the left hand.

[Danny]

You know exactly what it.

[Kate]

Yeah, that's what I like.

[Danny]

Well, it was. So we flew. We were taking seven people. I flew four of them. And we wanted the car down there. So me, Tommy and the good son got in the car with the birds. So we had me in the driver's seat. We Had Tommy in the passenger seat. The middle seats were birds. Back seat was the good son.

[Kate]

Wow.

[Danny]

So that's how. That's how we did it.

[Brandon Walker]

You keep saying that. I always just think that awful Macaulay Culkin movie.

[Danny]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kate]

Good movie.

[Brandon Walker]

I didn't like it.

[Kate]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Scared me.

[Danny]

That's what it was designed.

[Brandon Walker]

I guess so.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Dana, what's our neighbor protocol?

[Nick]

What do you mean?

[Brandon Walker]

How often do we. Do we. How often do we have to hang out? I walk. Right. But, like, it's almost like an obligation. If I'm at, like, a restaurant or a bar near you, I have to text you.

[Nick]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ed]

See?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, dude, but, like, if I'm walking my dog past your house, like, do I look in?

[Nick]

You can do. I look in? Yeah.

[Danny]

What if your wife sees him shirtless?

[Nick]

I don't think anyone's ever seen Nick shirtless.

[Brandon Walker]

Absolutely not.

[Kate]

Start doing Poppins over there.

[Dana]

I don't.

[Ed]

See, that's the thing.

[Brandon Walker]

Like, if I walk past my Albig, I be like, hey, man, you don't

[Nick]

have to be like, I just.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know.

[Nick]

Neighbor, watch tv or. But, like, say, what's up? You're not obligated to do anything.

[Brandon Walker]

I've never been somebody who's friends with neighbors.

[Danny]

I think y' all need to pick a night. And that's your night to be like. Like Thursday nights.

[Nick]

Okay. How far?

[Danny]

Nick and the girl.

[Kate]

Oh, wow.

[Dana]

Leave a pie to cool off on the windowsill.

[Brandon Walker]

Two minute walk.

[Danny]

Two minute walk.

[Nick]

We could do our little. We could. Our dogs could hang out.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Titus]

It's the thing. Yeah.

[Nick]

Like that.

[Danny]

What if the dogs don't like each other?

[Nick]

They do. They're gonna.

[Ed]

Dude, okay.

[Nick]

They've met.

[Danny]

But his dog's not a weenie.

[Nick]

That's what I'm saying. He could break protocol.

[Kate]

Is your dog a guy?

[Brandon Walker]

My dog's a guy.

[Kate]

All right.

[Danny]

Is your dog gay?

[Kate]

It's a good start.

[Brandon Walker]

He does. He has tendencies.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Eddie's. Come on, Ed.

[Kate]

I. I'm just asking.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Nick]

If Ralphie's gay, Good for him.

[Kate]

Yeah. There's nothing wrong with it,

[Nick]

but. Yeah. I mean, you're going to grab a drink somewhere. You want to go somewhere, and you. You need a buddy, just call me up.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, okay.

[Nick]

Send me a text.

[Danny]

Cool.

[Nick]

Always. I'm always down.

[Danny]

What if you. What if you're walking by and Nick's hanging out with another friend and you're like, he could have been hanging out with me.

[Nick]

You know, he's allowed to live his own life. I'm allowed to live mine.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. Yeah. But I'm a little nervous.

[Danny]

How close. How close are the houses or the apartments or whatever?

[Brandon Walker]

If I squinted, I could see his place.

[Titus]

Oh.

[Danny]

Oh. So that's not that close.

[Ed]

Close.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I think Titus thought that was.

[Titus]

Yeah, that was really close.

[Danny]

I thought they were next door.

[Titus]

It's really close.

[Danny]

Right. But squinting, I thought they were next door, like, two doors down.

[Brandon Walker]

Dana, say your address and I'll.

[Nick]

Almost did. Two minute walk.

[Titus]

Yeah. That's cool.

[Brandon Walker]

We're on other sides of a park, but a small park.

[Danny]

Yeah, but you can. You can exist without really seeing him.

[Brandon Walker]

He's on my route.

[Danny]

Oh, you have to go past. Okay.

[Nick]

But, you know, I spend a good amount of time indoors, so you're not gonna be seeing me that often. But if you. If you have. If you're.

[Brandon Walker]

And don't get me wrong, I'm excited. I'm just nervous.

[Nick]

Yeah. If you want to watch it, man.

[Brandon Walker]

Together, that'd be cool.

[Nick]

Hit me up.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. Yeah, that'd be cool.

[Dana]

You know, would you care if his dog started flirting with yours?

[Brandon Walker]

No. No, not at all. But I. He doesn't.

[Jeff Nadu]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

His dog's a pure bread.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Ed]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Are you.

[Titus]

Are you worried you're gonna, like, end a conversation at work and then you both drive home and then run into each other? That would be my.

[Nick]

That I don't like. My biggest fear.

[Titus]

Like, have a great weekend.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Dana]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[Titus]

That you do. You say goodbye. Yeah.

[Nick]

And you walk.

[Titus]

Have a great weekend. We'll see you on Monday.

[Dana]

I think you think it was Sunday Later.

[Titus]

You're.

[Nick]

No, I. I think this is all, like.

[Danny]

It's gonna be beautiful.

[Nick]

This is all gonna be good.

[Brandon Walker]

It's gonna be good.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Like, we're friends. It's not like we're, like, middle of the road friends.

[Brandon Walker]

No, we're tight.

[Nick]

Like, it's not awkward.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Dana's moving to the next neighborhood.

[Ed]

Oh, Sleepy.

[Danny]

His wife and his gay dog.

[Ed]

Yikes.

[Nick]

He's not gay.

[Kate]

Well, I think the. The crazier part is he. You took his word on if the place was.

[Dana]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You've never been to the place.

[Nick]

I haven't.

[Brandon Walker]

Dana was on vacation. I went to the open house. New place.

[Nick]

Yeah. I was on vacation. I was at work.

[Kate]

But what if he White Sox saves you?

[Danny]

You go. You got a place.

[Brandon Walker]

You were on.

[Dana]

You were.

[Brandon Walker]

You were on vacation.

[Nick]

Where was I?

[Brandon Walker]

Because I FaceTimed you and. And the wife.

[Nick]

Where was I?

[Brandon Walker]

East Coast.

[Nick]

Whatever. Besides.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, let's not get hung up on.

[Danny]

Are you worried?

[Dana]

Nick has like a different taste and I'm.

[Brandon Walker]

I am afraid.

[Nick]

No, it's a nice.

[Titus]

What if it smells really bad?

[Brandon Walker]

See, like it can't convey smell.

[Titus]

You can't smell.

[Nick]

Nick did have a shitty apartment at one point. Yeah, you did. Oh, yeah, the White Sox. Dave won.

[Brandon Walker]

Horrible. I hate Dave for that.

[Titus]

Oh, and Dave told you you got to move to this neighborhood.

[Brandon Walker]

His favorite place in Chicago.

[Danny]

That wasn't even a place.

[Brandon Walker]

No, dude, Purgatory.

[Danny]

It was so great.

[Nick]

And he went to the insane asylum.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I'm not good at picking. Oh, my God.

[Danny]

Yeah, dude.

[Brandon Walker]

My track.

[Danny]

He's a pick of places.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm really afraid that you're going to get there and be like, this is tiny. And I signed a two year lease, Nick. Like, that's a lot of pressure on me.

[Danny]

How can you say I would never.

[Nick]

Because I don't hold grudges on people, especially my friends.

[Danny]

Yeah, but every day you're one sanctuary.

[Nick]

As long as I have a bedroom.

[Kate]

Your place right now is so cool too.

[Danny]

Oh, my God. Such a cool place.

[Nick]

What are you doing?

[Kate]

I'm just saying it could go wrong.

[Nick]

Why you gotta do that, Ed?

[Brandon Walker]

And like I told, I was straight up. Like, this place is not. It's a lateral move for sure. Nice, not better.

[Titus]

What's something small about a place that you. You treat as a very important thing? I don't know how to say, like, what's some. Like a. Like a shower head is very important to you. What's.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I didn't get to test the water pressure.

[Nick]

Very like, easygoing liver.

[Brandon Walker]

You know, you're the second bath. Liver spot. Has a urinal, which is sick.

[Nick]

There's not much that could really like, ruin my living experience.

[Titus]

So what do you look for? If you're.

[Dana]

If you.

[Titus]

If you were on this open house, what would you be looking for?

[Dana]

And also it's your. Your wife's house too. She has to be more particular about stuff. What if it's like, outdated?

[Titus]

You'd be looking for a living room.

[Nick]

I love.

[Titus]

Oh, I have it.

[Nick]

I love some natural light. Is there a natural light? There's a little natural light.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you talking about the beer?

[Nick]

I love like a. You know, you can look out the street that has that. I like to be able to.

[Ed]

Windows.

[Brandon Walker]

It has windows in a living room. So we are.

[Titus]

I'm love this place.

[Brandon Walker]

It's a good spot.

[Nick]

Yeah. I trust Nick wholeheartedly.

[Ed]

Now, how would morale be if Screaming man followed you there?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Nick]

Screaming man that would be an issue. That's the main reason we're moving.

[Ed]

Okay.

[Nick]

It's because. Screaming, man.

[Ed]

And you know what you have to do now, Nick?

[Brandon Walker]

Scream.

[Ed]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Tell him where to go.

[Nick]

Yeah. Because I love my spot. It's just. There's guys everywhere that just won't shut up.

[Brandon Walker]

I got a citizen alert about that guy.

[Nick]

I know.

[Ed]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Is he still out there screaming? This heat I thought would take him down and.

[Nick]

No, they're always. They're always.

[Brandon Walker]

You got more than one screamer?

[Nick]

It's a encampment.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

What are they? What?

[Brandon Walker]

Starbucks moved out when Dana moved in and then into the Starbucks became.

[Nick]

It's a big reason we moved there.

[Brandon Walker]

To be above a Starbucks.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Coffee.

[Danny]

Is there coffee near his new place?

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Nick]

Yeah. I'm assuming.

[Titus]

Almost certainly.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kate]

You got no idea.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You said it's never been that.

[Danny]

That part I don't get.

[Nick]

I've been to the outside.

[Ed]

I bought my house off a FaceTime video.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Ed]

Yeah.

[Nick]

With the market these days.

[Brandon Walker]

Market, day market.

[Danny]

They're just saying, did you have an exp?

[Nick]

Comes and goes.

[Ed]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Okay. That's good.

[Danny]

At least where you've been.

[Ed]

Falling apart. What do you mean?

[Danny]

Where you been?

[Ed]

I've been here this whole time.

[Brandon Walker]

She's obviously been on vacation. Look at the.

[Ed]

Your blonde man. Oh, look at these stamps. Kick it. What's up?

[Brandon Walker]

Welcome back. Hey. Welcome back.

[Danny]

Hey. Went to. What country was she with?

[Titus]

She went to Iran.

[Ed]

Iran? Iran. Yeah. Wait, I couldn't. So the freaking Amtrak train. It was late. I was supposed to be here on time, and then there's no service on it. So the whole time. Did you guys even see my text saying I'm going to be late?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Oh, Nick didn't.

[Ed]

Okay, I did.

[Nick]

I checked it.

[Ed]

But I could see the start of the clip, but I couldn't see Irani and me. So I haven't seen.

[Titus]

Well, I. So I saw the picture. I thought of you immediately. I, I. But then my mind went to. Remember at Camp Barstool where the guy ran by and you just go, oh, hey, Kate.

[Ed]

Oh, yeah,

[Titus]

that was a bad moment. So I was like, I don't know if I wanna. But I couldn't get out of my head. I just kept looking at this. Looks like kids in the top middle.

[Danny]

Top middle.

[Titus]

We asked Connor to rank the babes of the World Cup. And he was going through his list and he said, Iran. And so TJ googled Iran. Soccer fans. And I was like, that's just Kate.

[Ed]

That's me. And My yak T shirt.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Ed]

Crazy.

[Titus]

Okay, right there.

[Brandon Walker]

That's where she was, Hol.

[Ed]

Oh, you're not wrong.

[Danny]

How was the shore?

[Ed]

It was good. It was okay.

[Kate]

Okay, switch.

[Ed]

Oh, it was a weird year. It was stressful. The people talk about the sandwich generation.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Ed]

Huh. Got the olds and the youngs and you're in the middle.

[Danny]

Sure.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I've never heard of that.

[Ed]

No, it was great. It was good. It was fun. Yeah. Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Sounds horrible. Sounds like you had a really bad time, Kate.

[Ed]

And then I was just at Lake Michigan for the last. Pat's family's in town, so they're all still there, but I dipped early.

[Danny]

Sounds nice.

[Dana]

Brandon bought his. Brought his birds on vacation with him.

[Ed]

Yeah. Why'd you do that?

[Dana]

She asked you a question.

[Nick]

It's perfectly normal.

[Danny]

Kate, what's your deal?

[Ed]

Nothing.

[Danny]

What's your.

[Dana]

She missed out on the first half of the show.

[Danny]

Catching her up. I was. We went to the beach for eight days and we took the. Took. Took our birds with us.

[Dana]

15 hour road trip. Birds in the car?

[Danny]

No, they were fine.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, well, yeah, they probably had the AC in the car.

[Danny]

Well, on the way down. They did.

[Ed]

They didn't get blasted by sun or anything?

[Danny]

No, they were fine. We had them. You know. They were fine. They did good.

[Ed]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Kate and I and Kyle and Donnie had a rediscovering America Philly come out.

[Ed]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you? I was paired up with a very good, recently divorced Ben Franklin impersonator.

[Ed]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And he was down for sure.

[Ed]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

But did you see what happened to him recently?

[Titus]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

He just lost a Ben Franklin lookalike contest.

[Danny]

Oh, he was in that one?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. He's the one in the front that looks just like Ben Franklin. He lost to a black lady.

[Nick]

So he's got the divorce and then

[Brandon Walker]

he's like, okay, I gotta get right. I gotta see one go through. I'm gonna go to the Ben Franklin lookalike competition.

[Titus]

The one thing I know I'm good at.

[Brandon Walker]

There's my guy.

[Danny]

That's it.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I love dressing up and I already had this costume, so I just wanted

[Ed]

to come and show it, you know what I mean? Because I like to sew. And, you know, this is one of my.

[Brandon Walker]

But she is my poor guy. He's had a rough couple months, man.

[Nick]

Okay. Didn't you get chirped by Betsy Ross?

[Ed]

Yeah, she was mean as hell.

[Brandon Walker]

I didn't like you.

[Ed]

She kept making me turn around.

[Brandon Walker]

She did not like.

[Nick]

It was funny.

[Ed]

But yeah. Check that out. If you haven't seen it yet.

[Brandon Walker]

It's fun.

[Ed]

It's fun. And two more episodes coming out.

[Brandon Walker]

That's right. Soon.

[Ed]

We gotta have Alexander on the chicken guy.

[Brandon Walker]

He was awesome.

[Ed]

Yeah, he was fun.

[Danny]

What was Betsy Ross's problem with you?

[Ed]

She just right off the bat, the second she saw me, she, like, honed in and was like, I hate her.

[Dana]

And I get it.

[Ed]

Yeah. So. Yeah. Danny. What?

[Nick]

You agreed.

[Danny]

You already agreed.

[Ed]

How was your vacation? Canoodling with your.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Ed]

Making couples content.

[Dana]

It was great, Mark. I get it about California.

[Titus]

Oh, you're out in Cal.

[Dana]

Santa Barbara. I don't know how he ever came back here.

[Danny]

I think that's the one location that gets him.

[Titus]

Where were you doing, Mark?

[Dana]

We were on a pretty exclusive beach most of the time. I don't know if I ever experienced peace until this vacation. I felt like I was never on a vacation before this one.

[Titus]

Santa Barbara is my favorite place in the world, Dan.

[Dana]

I think it's. I think it's mine.

[Nick]

Is that your first time in California?

[Dana]

Santa Barbara? No, I was there super bowl week, and.

[Brandon Walker]

So if you had to go back in time to high school, Danny, would you still want to meet the office or would you have gone to Santa Barbara?

[Dana]

Well, listen, you don't have to be dying to go to Santa Barbara, but you do have to be dying to meet pretty good.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I think a lot of people that are not dying.

[Nick]

Oh, no.

[Dana]

Excuse me.

[Danny]

A lot of people have met Steve Carell without. How.

[Dana]

If you bump into on the street.

[Brandon Walker]

Actors.

[Danny]

Actors.

[Nick]

He's actually lives in my. In my town.

[Danny]

My mom lives in.

[Nick]

Fun fact.

[Danny]

Steve.

[Brandon Walker]

Steve Carell?

[Nick]

Yep.

[Brandon Walker]

Is he from there?

[Dana]

Tell me. So it's.

[Nick]

I think so. South Shore, Massachusetts.

[Danny]

What?

[Nick]

I think so.

[Danny]

Okay, that sounds like something that's not true. Somebody told.

[Nick]

Look it up.

[Brandon Walker]

T.J. dana, did you go to Dave's book event?

[Nick]

Oh, yeah. I was really.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I'm just guessing.

[Titus]

This is.

[Nick]

I don't think this story's gotten out yet, but.

[Danny]

Well, it's.

[Brandon Walker]

What story?

[Dana]

Bad.

[Nick]

I'm a bad storyteller, but I'm gonna do my best. So he had one of his showings in Boston. I was in Boston. So I was like, I'll swing by, get some brownie points and say, congrats. Loving the book. So I text Austin. I'm like, hey, I bought two tickets to the show. Can I just come by and say hi today before the show? He's like, yeah, text security Mike. And so I text security Mike. And he's like, yeah, I'll let You in? I get there at, like, six, 45 shows at seven. And though in the one minute that security Mike came to get me, apparently he was supposed to be wheeling out Mr. Portnoy in his wheelchair to his seats. And so I get to the green room, and I just hear where the. Is security Mike? Just, like, screaming. And then I'm like, what the hell's going on here? And I see Dave. I give him a pat on the back. I'm like, congrats, man. He's like, just so you know, you gave me a reason to yell at security Mike for the rest of time

[Brandon Walker]

because he left his dad in a wheelchair. Is that a door?

[Nick]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

Where was his dad?

[Nick]

No, his dad was in the green room. But there was like. Apparently they were supposed to start bringing their. His family to their seats.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. I thought he was, like, left outside.

[Nick]

No, no. And then so I'm texting Austin. He's just like, yeah, Dave's just like. He left my family to go get Dana beers. And so that was the story for three days. But after the show, we. We talked a little bit, and we laughed about it, but it was a bad, like, hour where I was just myself. Like, I think I just. Security Mike and myself, but we should be good.

[Brandon Walker]

You're probably good.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Dana]

They probably don't even remember.

[Nick]

No, no chance. It was tough. It's tough when you're trying to do a good thing and then you do something. It just. You. Yeah, it's bad, but we laughed about it, and I think we're all good now.

[Brandon Walker]

You and Dave have a good relationship?

[Nick]

Yeah. Like, I'm one of. You know, I've. I've been with him for a while, so I think he. He feels very comfortable shitting on me, and I think that's a good place to be, but I'm not. I'm. As long as I'm not too much in his radar. I did just want to say congrats, because I was reading the book, and it reminded me a lot of, like, why I got into this company, why I love the company. So I just wanted to say, you know, congrats and thank you. And then I ended up doing something stupid.

[Titus]

Did you look for your name in the book?

[Nick]

No, I wasn't expecting. I wouldn't expect my name for a second.

[Kate]

Well, it wasn't your fault, technically.

[Mark]

What?

[Nick]

Security Mike?

[Kate]

No, that's. You just texted. Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

It's not on you.

[Kate]

Just bad timing.

[Nick]

It's all good now, but it was

[Kate]

just like a. Yeah.

[Ed]

Was there any other Barstool. People there that would just happen to be in town and went to the thing or it was just you.

[Titus]

Just me?

[Ed]

Just you, I think.

[Nick]

I didn't see anyone.

[Ed]

Yeah.

[Danny]

The hell was Mutt telling me?

[Titus]

Eddie, what were you up to this weekend?

[Kate]

Can I bring something up before then? Bothering me? Sure. What's worse, pissing on the toilet seat or leaving a in there?

[Danny]

Leaving even a there.

[Kate]

Because I think the. I think the former, actually.

[Danny]

Not even.

[Kate]

I was just in the upstairs bathroom. There's piss all over the seat.

[Brandon Walker]

Disgusting. Yeah, I see what you're saying. And then you're obligated to, like, you have to touch their piss, essentially.

[Jeff Nadu]

Not.

[Dana]

Not flushing could be seen as a genuine mistake. No, but pissing all over the toilet.

[Ed]

So you know urinals.

[Danny]

Yeah, but. But there's one in there full.

[Ed]

Okay.

[Kate]

So you gotta piss the other one

[Danny]

leaving in the toilet.

[Kate]

But like Danny said, sometimes you do a. And it doesn't do the job. Or like, you know, you get blowback, whatever.

[Danny]

Sure.

[Kate]

That can be, like, seen as a mistake, as an error.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Kate]

If you leave your piss all over a toilet seat, that is just being a bad guy.

[Nick]

I agree.

[Danny]

Agreed. But I don't think. Yes, I'd like to. I don't think it's worse.

[Nick]

I'd like to know who up there pisses on the seat and just looks at it and says.

[Kate]

Okay, that's what I'm trying to say. Like there. It was like an hour ago.

[Brandon Walker]

How many times do we have to have this? Everybody's gross and selfish and a slob.

[Kate]

All of us. But I don't know.

[Jeff Nadu]

Something.

[Nick]

There's a level of respect you gotta have, though.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

I don't piss on the seat.

[Ed]

Are you just not looking?

[Kate]

They didn't put the seat up first off. And if you don't put the seat up, like you're gonna get it on the seat, probably. It was just. Sorry. That was just. I couldn't believe it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it's bad.

[Mark]

How much piss we talking?

[Danny]

A lot of. A lot of piss.

[Kate]

Yeah. I'm talking a lot of piss.

[Danny]

All I'm saying is I turn the corner to a stall and I see some piss on the toilet seat. I'm like, oh, God damn it. And if I see it, it ruins my day.

[Brandon Walker]

Same.

[Kate]

I get that. But I do agree with Danny. Where there's. There's a. An aspect where it could. It could have hit flush and maybe just didn't do the full job.

[Danny]

Sure.

[Dana]

Yeah, you tried.

[Ed]

Chay. Did you talk about your perfect

[Nick]

oh,

[Ed]

yeah, you found that. It did look really great. I'm not gonna.

[Nick]

Pretty.

[Ed]

I was like, that looks amazing. It's Edo hair.

[Mark]

No, it was at Newark Airport. Oh, there was a big line for it. I was like, oh, this sucks. Then when I got in there, it's totally worth it.

[Danny]

I showed my wife pictures.

[Brandon Walker]

I thought your backpack was floating.

[Ed]

Yeah, it looked amazing.

[Mark]

Yeah, it looked awesome.

[Ed]

And every.

[Brandon Walker]

That's my backpack.

[Ed]

Every stall is like that in there.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Mark]

I was only in that one, but I would assume.

[Brandon Walker]

Is this a lounge?

[Mark]

No. So Newark Airport.

[Brandon Walker]

This is gen pop.

[Mark]

Yeah. Newark Airport has one, like, pretty new updated terminal. Terminal A. So all the stuff there is new. It's maybe five years old or something like that. And yeah, I was flying back, went in that bathroom and was amazed. And it's also very spacious. Pretty good.

[Brandon Walker]

And then you recommended to a man, a yak fan.

[Mark]

Yeah. I just came out of the bathroom and he was like, oh, he's like, che. Big fan. Like, I was just listening to like a best of episode. I was like, dude, you gotta go wait in this.

[Brandon Walker]

You gave him a.

[Danny]

This is like.

[Mark]

This is like 10ft out of the bathroom. I. I pulled up, I showed my picture of. I was like, you gotta go in there.

[Brandon Walker]

And you were wearing your hat in the airport too, man.

[Dana]

The hat stay on like shit.

[Mark]

Yeah, it was. I mean.

[Brandon Walker]

And so wait, did he go shit in that stall?

[Mark]

I didn't follow, but I did give him a follow.

[Nick]

So I'll.

[Mark]

I'll shoot him a DM and ads. But yeah, I mean, we parted ways like my flight was about to board. So I was like, dude, just go in there.

[Dana]

Kept the seat warm for you.

[Ed]

Nice.

[Mark]

Yeah, pretty good. If you're at Newark Airport, Terminal A, right before gate A10, check it out.

[Titus]

Is every stall the woods like that? Are there different names to each stall?

[Mark]

I don't know.

[Nick]

Could be back.

[Mark]

I think I'll be back there next weekend. So I. If I'm. If I'm lucky enough to be in that terminal, I will do some.

[Titus]

What would you do if you're designing that bathroom, Would you make them all the woods?

[Mark]

Good question.

[Titus]

Or do you think maybe one stall should be like, the beach?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that would be nice.

[Mark]

That would be pretty cool. But nobody shits at the beach. Or I guess some people do, right?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't shit in the middle of the woods either.

[Mark]

But that's like. That's a thing. Like, people have shit in the woods. Like if you're on a hike or

[Dana]

something, for you we should make one a basketball court.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Leaving a basketball court. So would you ever want to have your home bathroom like this or. Or is it just for like away games?

[Mark]

I haven't thought about it, but I mean, I guess that could be like a wallpaper.

[Brandon Walker]

So I mean, that'd be pretty exactly what that was.

[Mark]

Yeah, that'd be pretty cool. I would respect someone who had that.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Mark]

I knew a guy once who had. He lived in New York. He, I believe he owned his apartment and he did construction on his bathroom floor and he made a three point line for the toilet. So he would like stand behind it and piss.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, gross. Oh, man.

[Mark]

I never saw it, but I. I heard some tales.

[Nick]

Steve, you ever been to a swishing every time bathroom?

[Mark]

Yes. Do you know bathroom managers make six figures doing that?

[Dana]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

I saw, I saw the sign outside of Bucky's that has the prices of their employees. They pay really well.

[Dana]

They have bathroom attendants.

[Mark]

You gotta be a manager.

[Dana]

Bathroom manager?

[Mark]

Yes.

[Dana]

What's bath? What do you mean? Bathroom manager?

[Nick]

This sounds made up.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dana]

They have a regular manager then a bathroom.

[Mark]

You're like the boss of the bed.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

All right. Who stopped at Bucky's?

[Brandon Walker]

Where's bathroom manager?

[Dana]

I don't know.

[Mark]

There was a sign in the bathroom, I think.

[Titus]

Oh.

[Mark]

But I mean, yeah, their bathrooms are like known as the nicest.

[Danny]

I stopped at Bucky's for the first time this week.

[Ed]

And what'd you think?

[Danny]

I get it. At the same time, I don't get it.

[Titus]

How can that be? I thought it was. I thought it was like a south thing.

[Danny]

I thought you it was Texas thing.

[Titus]

Texas thing?

[Danny]

Yeah. I. I stopped, I got gas, I walked through it and I was like, okay, well, this is pretty special. But at the same time, the next time I drove by one, I tried to stop and the line to get into was so great. The traffic like a gas station that I stop at when I get off the interstate and stop, I want to stop quickly, get on, go.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And I can't deal with the crowds, so I don't get it. For that reason, once I got, I got the one I got into, I was like, okay, cool. But I don't think I'll ever go again.

[Ed]

I think a buc EE's you stop at on a road trip if you know you're stretching your legs. It's like, I know I'm going to. I want to be out of my car for like 30.

[Danny]

You need to be okay, like stopping for 30 minutes.

[Titus]

But what's the difference?

[Brandon Walker]

Between that and like stopping at a Walmart.

[Danny]

I don't stop at a Walmart. Well, no, if I'm on Internet. Interstate road trip.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Danny]

It's about, you know, like I want to stop at a Pilot or a loves. Get gas, go get a water, pee, get back in.

[Titus]

That's right.

[Danny]

Bucky's is not a. I'm gonna stop, pee, get back in.

[Kate]

They're building one in Wisconsin.

[Danny]

Are they?

[Brandon Walker]

But their bathrooms are nice.

[Ed]

Every single is like an individual little floor to ceiling door. You have your own little. I don't know.

[Danny]

Yeah, they're nice. The bathroom was really spectacular.

[Dana]

Do the birds get out on the stops? Not like out of the cage. But does the cage get out of the question because you had. Had no ac?

[Danny]

No, no. Well, on the way back it was. It was kind of. It rained a lot. So when we stop it would not be like 95 degrees. It was like, you know, 78 something.

[Dana]

You're not bringing them in the Buckies, right?

[Danny]

Not bringing them in the BUC EE's. No, no, they're staying in the car.

[Dana]

Have you ever accidentally left the cage like on top of the car?

[Danny]

Never take. No, no. Never ever. Any reason to put the cage on

[Dana]

top of the car?

[Titus]

How do they sleep?

[Danny]

We throw. Well, I don't know. We have a cover that we put on them at night.

[Ed]

No, but does a bird sleep standing up?

[Dana]

Hell of a vacation.

[Danny]

No, it's just sleep.

[Titus]

I've never seen a bird.

[Ed]

They don't have a nest in there. They just have a stick.

[Titus]

Right. I've never seen a bird.

[Danny]

They have a stick. But they're comfortable sleeping.

[Brandon Walker]

They sleep on the stick?

[Danny]

Yeah, well, they're just. They're perched. They can sleep on a perch.

[Ed]

Can you really fully relax?

[Brandon Walker]

They just kind of tuck their head down.

[Danny]

Are you taking care of these things? They also do have a little area in their little nesting.

[Ed]

Okay.

[Danny]

Yeah, they're loved. Yeah. These are very well taken care of birds. Have you never heard of birds as pets? Danny, you're really having trouble with this.

[Dana]

I was just asking more about it.

[Ed]

I know, I've been to. Growing up, some of my friends had birds and my only thought would always be like, God, these birds are annoying.

[Dana]

As Let me bring you on a road trip.

[Ed]

Feathers on the kitchen floor.

[Danny]

I never thought to get any. I just happened to get them from this place, from here. And we enjoyed them. So. So now we take them wherever we. What? I mean, not wherever we go. We went to Mississippi last month. Whenever we went, the neighbor took care of them. But this time we. We had a good spot for them.

[Kate]

Did you bring your pickup or. No.

[Danny]

No.

[Kate]

Would you put them in the bed of the pickup or.

[Danny]

I would not. I would put them in the front.

[Kate]

No.

[Danny]

I'll probably put them in the front seat.

[Kate]

I still think about that dog we saw. Nick. Remember that? On the way to Mizzou.

[Brandon Walker]

Didn't like that.

[Danny]

I was in the bed.

[Dana]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

18 wheeler. It was.

[Kate]

I got to find the picture.

[Dana]

I think I got a video where it was.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, was. It was an 18 wheeler?

[Kate]

No, it was just a. It was a pickup truck. But it had like. The bed was closed and it was just on top.

[Brandon Walker]

On the. Yes.

[Kate]

Of the.

[Danny]

Of the bed?

[Kate]

Yes.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I didn't love it.

[Danny]

Oh, okay.

[Titus]

Did you hate it, Eddie?

[Kate]

I. I didn't. I.

[Danny]

That's weird.

[Titus]

I got a dog guy, right?

[Ed]

Mitt Romney, like, Allegedly.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

He did the same thing.

[Danny]

What did Mitt Romney do to his dog?

[Ed]

He would keep his dog. He would, like, do cross country road trips with his family, and the dog would be in a cage, like, strapped to the top of their minivan. Like, am I right? Is that the story?

[Titus]

That's right. Yeah.

[Ed]

But he loved it. He loved it. I don't know.

[Kate]

We gotta find it.

[Danny]

I don't understand. If you love your dog to the point it's going on across, transfer it with. You just let it in the van?

[Ed]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Did you find it?

[Danny]

I let my birds in the van.

[Dana]

One second.

[Kate]

It was outrageous.

[Danny]

When did you guys see this?

[Brandon Walker]

You're driving Brazil a couple years ago. Chief of almost wrecked and killed us. You remember that?

[Kate]

Yeah. That was bad. Oh, I.

[Brandon Walker]

Really bad.

[Danny]

What? Dana, what's going on with your fingers?

[Nick]

I'm just checking them out.

[Brandon Walker]

Everything good?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Still got 10.

[Nick]

I'm a biter, unfortunately.

[Danny]

Are you? I'm a picker.

[Ed]

I got. I get one mani pedi a year. And I got it right before this trip to Lake Michigan. And then I immediately blew it digging sandcastles with my kid. I got. I get so into it that they move on to the next thing. And I'm like, wait, we have to do the Seashell Bridge. And the.

[Brandon Walker]

Is this like a one mani petty rule? Like your cigarette rule is.

[Ed]

No. I get really anxious getting. I can't. I sit there. I'm like, I should be doing other right now. And I get so anxious. I, like, cannot enjoy it. And I. And then the chair, those chairs, the massagers, like, you're like. And I. I'm always like, well, every time I Do it. I'm like, why the fuck am I doing this? I fucking hate this.

[Danny]

Have y' all ever shared a beach with a. Like, a really, really good sandcastle builder?

[Ed]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no.

[Danny]

Well, no, I just this trip. The guy that lives eight houses down, we would walk at night. Was like an elite pro level sandcastle builder. One night it was a dolphin. The next night it was like a big castle with a thing. It was something different every night. One night, it was like a car.

[Ed]

They take it real serious. They use buckets and they make their own. Like, they have the perfect sand to water ratio. They have their tools. They have. Yeah.

[Danny]

It's impressive. I imagine they were doing it all day because these were intricate, intricate sandcastles. And in the morning, they're just gone.

[Ed]

I get it. I get to a flow state. Made some tunnels.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Ed]

Had the water coming through. Oh, don't worry about it.

[Danny]

Wow. Okay. We weren't.

[Ed]

Deal.

[Brandon Walker]

Are the boys back from St. Martin?

[Ed]

Oh, God.

[Danny]

What am I looking at?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that's the dog.

[Ed]

He wasn't strapped in.

[Brandon Walker]

He just had.

[Nick]

I don't like that.

[Danny]

I bet that dog's. That dog is probably.

[Brandon Walker]

We're going real fast, too.

[Kate]

But that was like 75 trailer behind him, so he's. Yeah.

[Danny]

Oh, that's like a horse trailer.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Ed]

Shit.

[Dana]

That.

[Titus]

Yeah, that's.

[Nick]

I don't care how comfortable he might be.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

He does not look stressed at all.

[Danny]

No, he looks like he's good. Like, maybe he chose that.

[Brandon Walker]

He's blissfully unaware, but, like, how do you even find out your dog likes that? Like, the first time you do it. That's a gamble.

[Danny]

I think. You let it ride in the truck without the trailer, and it drives in that bed, and then you realize it likes to ride up there on top of the. Yeah, I'm guessing. I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

Ed tried to honk and scare it off.

[Kate]

Dave was, like, super upset.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he really, really was.

[Nick]

Void talks Dave?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Oh, Portnoy was with him.

[Brandon Walker]

Portnoy was with us down in Mizzou.

[Ed]

I saw. He's sick and tired of country roads.

[Brandon Walker]

I. I'm getting there, too.

[Ed]

He said it's overplayed. He went to Ireland, and I guess they were playing it left and right and he's sick of it.

[Danny]

White Sox Dave?

[Ed]

Yes. Oh, sorry.

[Titus]

Oh, really?

[Dana]

You're Dave?

[Ed]

Yeah. My Dave? Yeah.

[Nick]

Isn't that our victory song?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah. Like tonight, if we win, they'll play it. Yeah. A bunch of people in Seattle singing Country Road.

[Nick]

It is a little weird.

[Danny]

It's a little weird.

[Nick]

A little weird.

[Titus]

What's weird about it?

[Danny]

Well, because.

[Nick]

What it's not really like about America.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. But like, does it part of Wonderwall?

[Dana]

Yeah. I don't know if it's weird. Just a similar trajectory to like Mr. Brightside. We've heard it enough.

[Ed]

A lot of people are say I'm a little out. Wagon wheeled.

[Dana]

Oh, yeah. Big time love story.

[Danny]

The bright side is a 90,000 people singing about their girl getting by some other dude.

[Dana]

All he did was.

[Brandon Walker]

No, he's. Is he doing or is he just thinking about it? He's like. He's imagining.

[Danny]

Yeah, but he's putting the imagery out there.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you're right.

[Danny]

Oh, thank you, Dana.

[Nick]

I just tweeted that like. Like a month ago that I'm. I'm done with Mr. Brightside.

[Danny]

Done with it.

[Nick]

I'm over it.

[Kate]

What's the most overplayed song of all time?

[Danny]

Might.

[Brandon Walker]

It might be that don't stop Believing.

[Nick]

Don't stop Believing's up there.

[Dana]

I think it was two Super Bowls ago when we were talking about how Party Rock by LMFAO is probably playing at any point, at all times there.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

There are some songs that have been playing somewhere in the world constantly. What was the sporting event that had the. It was. Was it a World Cup? That had a. The World cup songs. Never. Never mind.

[Danny]

You can finish it in this plane.

[Brandon Walker]

No, I'm bailing.

[Titus]

Secure a song from.

[Brandon Walker]

How'd that go?

[Titus]

Something like that.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that was it.

[Danny]

Of this.

[Ed]

Yeah.

[Kate]

She Wolf.

[Brandon Walker]

She's a whatever. She sings like she has yogurt in her throat. Her and Luke Bryan.

[Titus]

Waka waka.

[Ed]

That's what that was.

[Brandon Walker]

That's fozy. Wait a minute.

[Titus]

Waka waka. But this time for Africa.

[Nick]

You're not a Shakira guy.

[Brandon Walker]

Music.

[Jeff Nadu]

No.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Hips. Yes.

[Ed]

Okay.

[Kate]

She Wolf's Great song.

[Brandon Walker]

She was pretty good.

[Kate]

Yeah, I like that.

[Nick]

That's a hot take. Nick, you think? I don't. I've never met anyone that's not a Shakira guy.

[Danny]

Well, you think 100% of people are Shakira guys.

[Nick]

I just have never met a Shakira. Like they say.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't like her voice.

[Nick]

Okay, interesting.

[Ed]

I like the small boobs.

[Titus]

It's an important part of a song.

[Ed]

Good for her.

[Brandon Walker]

It's up there. It's up there.

[Titus]

Yeah. Kind of. With you. Like. I don't. I don't listen. I don't seek out Shakira.

[Brandon Walker]

She a good singer to you.

[Danny]

Great singer.

[Nick]

No, I Just. I'm not like a Shakira, Stan. I just know I've never heard anyone speak negatively of her.

[Ed]

She was with a soccer player, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Ed]

They have a kid together, but they're not together anymore.

[Brandon Walker]

That's right.

[Ed]

Be a big deal.

[Danny]

World cup winning Spain, center back. Oh, Barcelona.

[Brandon Walker]

That answer your question? Get her.

[Ed]

All right, guys.

[Brandon Walker]

But I didn't know that either.

[Dana]

He cheated on her, right?

[Ed]

Yes.

[Danny]

Yeah, but soccer players cheat on you, right?

[Ed]

Scoundrels. I feel like you have to know going into it, like, I'm gonna get cheated on, but I think they do. I'm gonna get a pool.

[Brandon Walker]

If you're the British soccer player that broke his arm yesterday, what are you feeling today?

[Titus]

He got a yellow card arm hurt.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Titus]

He got a yellow car on the bench. He never played the game. He played 0 seconds of the game, got a yellow card from the bench, and then broke his wrist.

[Brandon Walker]

So your club Trillion. What is that?

[Titus]

Yeah. Well, that is.

[Brandon Walker]

Did he just outdo you?

[Titus]

Yeah, I think so. I think that's all. That's. That's better.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Titus]

It's like.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, because you hurt your team like, the peak you were. You were completely neutral.

[Titus]

I. Yeah, my whole thing was like, I serve no purpose. I. I don't exist.

[Danny]

He hurt the team and hurt himself.

[Titus]

You can't prove that. I was ever in the game or I wasn't in the game.

[Brandon Walker]

He snapped his heart.

[Titus]

It's just like he was kind of the. It was Bellingham Kane. I guess Pickford had a good game, right? Zot. But outside of those three, like, I think he was the fourth most notable guy in that game.

[Brandon Walker]

Has to be.

[Titus]

He didn't play one second. I think when you talk about the game from last night in 10 years. Yeah, his name will come to mind. Before, like, was.

[Nick]

There was that guy at the end that got. That rolled his ankle. Zah. Was he, like, seriously injured? Wait, what did you say in, like, the 95th minute, the guy on Brazil, like, rolled his ankle?

[Kate]

Yeah, the guy was just out.

[Mark]

He was just.

[Titus]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Nadu]

What's his name?

[Danny]

Was that a serious injury hanging out on the side?

[Nick]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Nadu]

So he. So he didn't want. He had to get off by himself. Because if they had stopped the game, if the referee had stopped the game, then Brazil would have been in that instance. So he just had to soldier.

[Nick]

Well, you got to stay on the field. You got to stand up.

[Jeff Nadu]

If he had stayed on the field, the referee would have stopped the game. So he had to get off and Just chill on the side by himself.

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Titus]

It was a. They showed the replay.

[Nick]

Was it bad? Okay.

[Dana]

All right.

[Nick]

I take it back.

[Titus]

That's the problem with soccer is, like, obviously, you never know. Flop and fake injuries, but then they're all. It also would hurt like hell to get your foot, like, spine. Yes. You know, roll an ankle at full speed.

[Nick]

I put out a tweet saying that. That I like soccer now. And I'm just getting a bunch of quotes of, like, different languages.

[Brandon Walker]

What are they saying?

[Nick]

It's. It's reached a different.

[Brandon Walker]

You just tweeted I like soccer.

[Nick]

I said, like, I'm a big soccer guy now. I love this game or something. I don't even know.

[Brandon Walker]

They're pumped.

[Titus]

Oh, really?

[Nick]

But they're like, it's not called soccer. I keep getting the translated tweets, and they're like, welcome, but don't call it soccer.

[Ed]

Did you guys talk about Nicky Smokes yet?

[Titus]

No.

[Ed]

Is he full on Mexican now?

[Titus]

The answer to that question will always be no.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mark]

No.

[Ed]

I feel like he's living his best life, Nicholas.

[Brandon Walker]

That's not like him to just change his whole identity on a whim.

[Ed]

No.

[Kate]

I saw Nadu was calling him his brother because of his haircut.

[Brandon Walker]

Nadu's getting mad that people are calling him Indian.

[Nick]

Nadu put out a tweet of, like, sex.

[Ed]

Wait, wait, What?

[Nick]

Did you see this hotel.

[Brandon Walker]

His hotel room tour that.

[Nick]

Did you see that I'm talking about? The girl was like, I loved your dick.

[Dana]

Oh, he's.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Orlando. Texan Orlando.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Perfect sizes. That's tough. That's insane.

[Nick]

Putting this on Twitter is.

[Titus]

Did you enjoy my date last night? Lol. I did, baby. It's a perfect size, but she wants to feel super hard hitting me hard from the back.

[Brandon Walker]

So she wants a double heart. She wants his penis super hard. And then him also hitting.

[Nick]

I mean, that's. They do. What are you gonna.

[Brandon Walker]

But, dude, I hope he has the. I still have some juice for when he gets back for his party, right? Like, is he gonna be all pussied out? Because I think he's gone two for two in Vegas.

[Ed]

Oh, man.

[Titus]

I did, baby. It's a perfect size.

[Nick]

Wait, what is the hotel.

[Brandon Walker]

You didn't see his hotel room tour?

[Danny]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

He walked past his mirror. He's like. And, yeah, I watched me get my dick sucked in this mirror last night.

[Kate]

No, I missed that.

[Nick]

I didn't see that one.

[Jeff Nadu]

Gonna take a little nap here in a bit. Go have some dinner later. But I wanted to give you the very detailed room. Tour of the best hotel in America. The encore in Las Vegas. This is that normal room. I'm gonna go very detailed. Why you should stay here. The attention to detail is exquisite here. Let's take a look at the bathroom. First. We'll start with the shower. Very nice size shower. Very nice.

[Titus]

Yep.

[Brandon Walker]

Look at the Titus. Look at the attention to detail.

[Jeff Nadu]

Your full lights.

[Danny]

Bang.

[Jeff Nadu]

Very simple, solid shower.

[Titus]

Perfect size glass.

[Brandon Walker]

Beautiful material.

[Ed]

Did you enjoy my shower last night?

[Jeff Nadu]

I believe that's marble. Got obviously the shower here, the handheld rinser there. Really good pressure. Cold temp at the end. Sometimes it's a little too warm. Super cold. Nice end of the shower towels. Nice.

[Titus]

Plush.

[Jeff Nadu]

Very simple. Yes, I do bring my own stuff. Okay. If you don't, you're a dirt ball. Bring your own. You get a little taste at home. The attention to detail in everything.

[Ed]

What is he showing me?

[Jeff Nadu]

The fact that you have a soap thing that's fire. It's really nice. You don't like just sitting it on the red thing there? I do like the bench too. You do have a young lady, she wants to take care of you. Your wife, whatever. She can sit down, do what she has to do. Bathtub, very nice. I'm not a big bath guy. That said, it's there if you want to use it. Nice. Very well done. Nice paintings on the wall, whatever those are. Dual vanity. Dual vanity. Again, attention to detail. A scale, A little seat for the lady if she's doing her makeup. Yes, again, I do bring my own stuff. Aftershave medication, tongue scraper, toothpaste. You know, everything that I need, I bring. If you don't, you are a dirt ball.

[Danny]

Bring your own.

[Jeff Nadu]

Spend a little money. I'm not saying that the toiletries they give you aren't good.

[Nick]

Just like a 30 minute mirror.

[Jeff Nadu]

Obviously nice accents. Everything very well done here.

[Brandon Walker]

The rewatch is where you catch the good.

[Titus]

Cool.

[Jeff Nadu]

You know, you're getting ready, ladies. Take a little bit of time or something.

[Brandon Walker]

He's bringing up ladies a lot.

[Ed]

Sure.

[Nick]

Beautiful.

[Jeff Nadu]

Dual robes.

[Danny]

Dual robes.

[Brandon Walker]

If I were just say two out

[Jeff Nadu]

of a hundred, right? 100 being the best bathroom or room in the world. 0 being obviously really bad. The only thing about this bathroom that I think just a little not as up to par.

[Titus]

How long is this for?

[Ed]

Oh, my God. We're not even halfway through toilets.

[Brandon Walker]

The bed.

[Ed]

Oh, no.

[Brandon Walker]

It was very detailed. He told us in the beginning.

[Ed]

You're right. He warned us.

[Jeff Nadu]

Very, very, very comfortable bed. The mirror, I will admit, had a broad over the Other night chick I know out here she was enjoying herself looking in the mirror while she was blowing me. Yes. Shout out to the tv.

[Brandon Walker]

But I need to. Okay. How the logistics of that. Where was he standing and how was she looking at herself?

[Jeff Nadu]

Very, very, very comfortable.

[Ed]

That's a great question, Nick.

[Jeff Nadu]

The mirror, I will admit had a broad over. The other night chick I know out here she was enjoying herself looking in the mirror while she was blowing me. Yes.

[Nick]

Did you give it a little tap? Did you give a little tap of the bed? She. Maybe she was. How on these and looking side eye.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't get the logistics of how you're looking at yourself in the mirror when you're blowing to do side.

[Nick]

Maybe his ass is in the mirror

[Brandon Walker]

and then she's looking under his leg. Oh yeah. Wait. Her head would have to be off the bed upside down. She's looking.

[Ed]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Brandon Walker]

That's the only way, right?

[Nick]

Should we call and ask?

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Ed]

Then you're looking.

[Brandon Walker]

Because I just. I need to understand the logistics of how you.

[Danny]

I think we should ask him just for my. You're saying we call Jeff and Ado and ask how he was getting blown?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I think we have to figure that out.

[Nick]

That was really it.

[Titus]

Looking at herself in the mirror.

[Ed]

Unless she had like a prison mirror. Like a secondary mirror when they show

[Brandon Walker]

you you're heading a haircut.

[Titus]

He noticed that she was looking at at herself in the mirror.

[Brandon Walker]

So he could have been facing away.

[Titus]

Yes. He had to been looking at her looking at herself while she was sucking on his penis.

[Ed]

Unless he was also looking in the mirror.

[Danny]

Was she like looking. God damn it.

[Brandon Walker]

Unless was nado stand. Is that mirror. Is that just a mirror or is that a closet? Cuz if he was inside with the door cracked and it's just his penis out. I just don't know.

[Nick]

I think we gotta ask. Yeah.

[Ed]

I saw Anaka's going to his birthday party now.

[Danny]

Oh yeah?

[Ed]

How many people are going? Tate, Annika, who else?

[Danny]

Well, not miny at the third floor of your ghost.

[Ed]

Yes.

[Danny]

Oh well, Ronnie's gonna pay for it.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Rk4512 11.

[Ed]

I can't wait to hear about it.

[Brandon Walker]

Nadu's gonna join.

[Nick]

Nice.

[Danny]

You wanna do some ads? Yeah, I'll do. I'll do an ad I'll tell you all about. Let's see the new sponsor. Oh my goodness. New sponsor alert. Sound the horn.

[Nick]

Woo.

[Brandon Walker]

That's the new sponsor horn.

[Danny]

Yep. Anybody know who it is?

[Nick]

I do, I do.

[Danny]

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[Brandon Walker]

Unbelievable.

[Danny]

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[Brandon Walker]

Very happy about that.

[Nick]

Fired up.

[Brandon Walker]

Gotta have it.

[Danny]

Gotta have it. Nick.

[Brandon Walker]

Dana. Did you see somebody tweeted at us that the army parachutes tanks into battlegrounds. So the tech is right. Is there? You just need a tank parachute.

[Nick]

I got Spenced. I got Logan Spence.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh yeah, I did. Yeah.

[Nick]

It was a setup from the start.

[Brandon Walker]

Yep. Nadu's on. Oh, no way they do my shirt. That is cool.

[Jeff Nadu]

What's up?

[Brandon Walker]

Are you still in the room?

[Jeff Nadu]

No, no, I'm home.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, okay. Okay. Did you go two for two in Vegas?

[Jeff Nadu]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you gonna be too tired for at your birthday?

[Jeff Nadu]

No, I'm never too tired for tonight. Honestly.

[Brandon Walker]

You're tonight?

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah. I'm never tired of is like. Well, I shouldn't say this but by the way I love Cold Stone Creamery.

[Brandon Walker]

Shout out to them. I'm sure that what a natural integration there went that.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Ed]

You say they have tacos.

[Nick]

We just lost.

[Jeff Nadu]

Well no like pussy's like the cake batter ice cream there. It's so good.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh my God. Oh that fun while it lasted. We had him for one Day Shout out sales.

[Kate]

Thank you.

[Nick]

Oh, God.

[Danny]

Good

[Dana]

man of.

[Danny]

Go ahead and ask your question.

[Ed]

Man of taste.

[Brandon Walker]

No, he was. You were. You were saying, like, what?

[Jeff Nadu]

Cake batter, ice cream.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, okay, okay, okay. We were talk. We were watching your room tour. Very detailed. We loved the attention to detail. What are the logistics of you getting your dick sucked while. But she's looking at herself in the mirror. How does that work? Where was she at?

[Jeff Nadu]

So we were on the bed. And at the encore, they had the mirror to the right of the bed.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Jeff Nadu]

And she's blowing me. And she's like. She's like, you know, I love looking at myself doing this. And she took some pictures of it. I said, you know, there's some people that would pay a lot of money for those pictures. Yeah, she was loving it. She took videos.

[Brandon Walker]

She's like, do you block her out and send it to Brandon?

[Jeff Nadu]

See, it'd be hard because you would see, you know, you would obviously see my member, which.

[Brandon Walker]

So wait. Oh, so you weren't in her mouth when she was looking at herself? She had to turn her head, right?

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah. It was like she kind of like switched the camera view and you could see her. She's like, you know, it's hard to get everything cut out, but yeah, everybody's in it. She's in it, the dick's in it.

[Brandon Walker]

You know, all three of you.

[Jeff Nadu]

It's a kind of a pov.

[Titus]

Star stud.

[Brandon Walker]

A real Murderers row.

[Mark]

Was this.

[Brandon Walker]

Was this Orlando?

[Jeff Nadu]

No, it's another group.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. And do you save broads numbers in your phone as the city they're from?

[Jeff Nadu]

Usually.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, Okay.

[Jeff Nadu]

I still don't know her name. Orlando. I still just know her as Orlando. The other girl, though, I've known for like a year now. And this was our second time meeting each other, so. Yeah, we had a great dinner at Allegro. Nice dinner. She came up to the roof. She was there for a while and I actually made a mistake because she wanted to hang out again on Friday. She's at the point pool. And I actually pushed her off to mess with Orlando.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Jeff Nadu]

And Orlando wasn't as fun as her, so it was just kind of. It's a bad decision. I should have went back to the guarantee, but they were both guarantees for me. But she was the funner one.

[Nick]

Where did you come, Jeff?

[Jeff Nadu]

So with the first girl or the second girl?

[Nick]

Either one.

[Danny]

I'm so.

[Jeff Nadu]

Okay, so this might be a little too. Too much info, but the first girl that enjoyed the mirror.

[Danny]

What the hell are we doing?

[Jeff Nadu]

She. She eventually wanted to Go into the shower. So we went to the shower, and that was on her face for sure.

[Titus]

All right.

[Brandon Walker]

But luckily, the soap is in the dish, so you grab that.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ed]

It was easy.

[Dana]

It was right there.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah. The second girl. Same.

[Ed]

Oh.

[Danny]

Oh, oh.

[Ed]

Nice.

[Danny]

Nice.

[Jeff Nadu]

We like shower.

[Ed]

What's the most niche town name you have in your phone? You got like a Terre Haute Hot Springs.

[Brandon Walker]

You got Hot Springs.

[Ed]

Hot Springs, Yeah. Radiator Springs.

[Jeff Nadu]

I met her in Texas.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah.

[Ed]

Okay.

[Danny]

All right.

[Jeff Nadu]

Hot Springs, we've got. What else do we have? Westchester. Yeah. When you go to the shore, you have a lot of, like, long branch Westchester, you know?

[Ed]

Certainly.

[Brandon Walker]

What are you expecting for your birthday party coming up? Happy early birthday.

[Jeff Nadu]

Thank you. Yeah, my. So I'm in a real conundrum there because I've got a bunch of local girls that will be coming, but then I also want to bring a girl from out of town, so I'm just trying to figure out which one would be the most fun. And then you also just have girls that'll be there. So it's a. It's a big conundrum, but, like, ones that only I have to deal with.

[Brandon Walker]

Is there a chance that there's, like, a fist fight that happens?

[Danny]

Why are we letting him play this fucking character? Look at him. Fucking look at him.

[Nick]

Yeah, he gets ass.

[Danny]

Why are we letting him play this character on the show?

[Jeff Nadu]

This is how dumb you are, Brandon the moron from Mississippi. You don't.

[Danny]

Only. Only I have this conundrum of how these girls want to suck my dick. You lying piece of. Look at you.

[Jeff Nadu]

Well, listen, Chad.

[Dana]

He brings his birds on vacation.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah. When you have c. When you have the ability of confidence and a little money, you have arrogance women love, that is. I just have the triple threat, Brandon.

[Ed]

And a tongue scraper. You know how you guys are doing that?

[Jeff Nadu]

Brandon's a stud in his own right. He does what he does.

[Brandon Walker]

You're about to 180 real quick now.

[Jeff Nadu]

He does his thing. He's just like me. He knows what it's all about.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you guys are.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Danny]

No.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Danny]

No.

[Dana]

Birds of a feather.

[Danny]

No. Stop using birds and everything.

[Dana]

Go on, Jeff.

[Ed]

Now do. You're a details guy. Are you going to have, like, a signature drink at this party? What's the entertainment like? Is there a lineup of what's going on?

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah, I'm actually working on that right now. There's going to be, you know, it's going to be special drinks, special words to get in to avoid having to pay the entry. There's all sorts of things that I've come up with. We've got people coming in from all over the place, including ones from barstool. I'm looking forward to that. I saw Annika, booked her a stay today. That's great. Looking forward to that. We got Tate coming in. It's going to be a great time. It's going to be the party of the year. Let's just say everyone around here is excited. This is going to be a big time thing.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you worried about any ops?

[Jeff Nadu]

Oh, no, I'm addressing that. Trust me when I tell you this. It's not going to be me doing it. If you come to my party and act fucking stupid, you're going to be dealt with and made an example of. This is my party in my town. We're going to take care of business. No, there are already people. And just like that little shit bag did in the summer at DJs. That's what's going to happen to anybody that tries to come in. They will be refused entry. There's already a list of people.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, whoa, oh.

[Nick]

Can you indulge?

[Brandon Walker]

What's the ratio going to be guy to girl?

[Jeff Nadu]

Oh, there'll be way more girls than guys.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Jeff Nadu]

We are also going to give to one lucky group. We're going to give them the final VIP table. But if it's all dudes, you won't be getting it. Come with women, you have a better chance of getting the VIP table.

[Brandon Walker]

Now to do. I can't make it. But like, what about a guy like me? I have my abroad of my own that I've settled down with. Is there any issue? You steal broads, you'll have a great time.

[Jeff Nadu]

No, I don't do that anymore. That was when I was younger. I respect. I respect the union. I respect marriage and relationships. I myself am not really into that, but I respect it.

[Dana]

You're missing all this. Brandon, put your headphones back on.

[Kate]

I saw you tweet. That's Nikki Smokes is looking like you nowadays.

[Jeff Nadu]

He. He loves. You see that haircut? You see the way people go now? They know the deal with that haircut.

[Kate]

His hair. Did you see Smokes hair? It does look like that.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Nadu]

No, they did a great job down there. I mean, but you know, Mexicans do a nice haircut. Look at that cut. Look at that lineup.

[Nick]

Is your.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you have a Mexican barber at home?

[Jeff Nadu]

So I have a Puerto Rican barber, but it's one the same.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Jeff Nadu]

Which I'm just gonna give. So I am going to give you guys a little sneak.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Ed]

Okay.

[Jeff Nadu]

Saturday of the party, let's just say you're gonna get a behind the scenes look at my haircut. Everything that goes on. We're going to the barbershop, so you're gonna get a walk through.

[Titus]

Wow.

[Dana]

Happy birthday to us.

[Mark]

Wow. Oh, man.

[Titus]

Is White Boy Rick going to the party? Wasn't. Didn't he go to the broad off?

[Brandon Walker]

He was at the. Brought off before he worked here.

[Jeff Nadu]

Well, let's just say he's on the denied entry list. Oh, you're not?

[Titus]

Okay, we'll give him and you know,

[Jeff Nadu]

we'll give him the respect in telling him now so he doesn't make the trip and then gets denied entry. I could be a dick and just say, hey, come, and then we don't let you in.

[Nick]

That's ultimate respect.

[Titus]

But he. So he wasn't invited to the broad off. He just showed up as a fan, right?

[Jeff Nadu]

Like, yeah, he actually did steal. He did steal the Love is Blind girl from me.

[Dana]

Oh, is that why he's not invited to this one?

[Jeff Nadu]

No, he just turned into a shit bag pretty quick.

[Ed]

Got it.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon, any more questions?

[Jeff Nadu]

I would love Brandon Walker to come.

[Brandon Walker]

I know he won't.

[Danny]

Yeah, no, you're right about that.

[Jeff Nadu]

Well, listen, Brandon, I. I know you and I haven't always seen eye to eye, but I'm a big fan of yours. I think your son is one of the funniest people on earth.

[Danny]

Wow.

[Jeff Nadu]

I. I am a big Tom Walker guy. I still remember when I did the flight thing. He was front row. He was loving it. He said it was the best Monday he's ever had.

[Brandon Walker]

I pray I love that kid. Send Tommy to the party.

[Ed]

Yes.

[Danny]

Shut up.

[Ed]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

What this? Is that your ghost? Is that a Greek spot?

[Jeff Nadu]

Yes.

[Titus]

Yes.

[Ed]

What's the max capacity for it? Like, how many people?

[Jeff Nadu]

I'm gonna have to find out. A few hundred. A few hundred? I did not. By the way, I want to make this clear. I did not make that.

[Ed]

Okay?

[Jeff Nadu]

I just pulled it. I told a kid, I know, can you make one for me? And like everyone, everyone asked me why I look 13 in it. I didn't make that.

[Ed]

I thought this was your bar. Mishva. I didn't know that was. Who's dj? Do you know DJ Matt and DJ Silk personally?

[Jeff Nadu]

Yes. Dear friends of mine. They were handpicked. Yeah.

[Titus]

How did DJ Matt come up with his name?

[Jeff Nadu]

That's just his name.

[Kate]

I don't know.

[Jeff Nadu]

I'm not really sure.

[Brandon Walker]

Are Matt no friends? Are they a Duo or they performing separately.

[Jeff Nadu]

They. They do kind of like the back to back type thing. Like they'll want to do one, the next, will do the next. It's. It's fun. They're. They're great guys. Good people. They're going to tear it down, so. It's always a party with those two.

[Brandon Walker]

Ed, why aren't you going?

[Kate]

You know, I missed the boat. I've talked to Jeff. We've talked for a while about me coming out to Lancaster. I. I don't know. I miss. I miss his old place with the Biggie and the Jordan coaster. That. I don't know. That was. That. That was the era for me.

[Jeff Nadu]

Well, you can fly right to Lancaster now from Chicago. It's actually pretty dope, so.

[Kate]

And you told me it's like number one place to live in America or something.

[Jeff Nadu]

It's not the number one. It was like a few years ago. It was rated like top 15, I believe so.

[Nick]

Yes. You really don't have any excuse, Ed, to not go?

[Jeff Nadu]

No, he doesn't flights. He's also not married. Like, what's your excuse, Eddie? A lot of those people there are.

[Kate]

You never. You didn't invite me.

[Jeff Nadu]

I. Shut the up. I've invited you multiple times. I. I reached out to you recently and said you should come.

[Kate]

Yeah, that's true.

[Jeff Nadu]

It's your loss.

[Kate]

Maybe I'll. Yeah.

[Ed]

I mean, please.

[Kate]

It sounds small.

[Dana]

Come for Jeff.

[Brandon Walker]

Please.

[Danny]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Danny]

Why don't you go?

[Ed]

I would love to go for Silk. Are old moms allowed at your birthday party?

[Dana]

Not only are old moms seated in the back.

[Jeff Nadu]

No, you'll be hanging out in the section with me. Kate, come on.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God. I mean, Jeff, are you a milk.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you a milk guy?

[Nick]

Are you a MILF guy?

[Jeff Nadu]

You know, I am. My mom actually told me recently. She said, you know, you should date a woman older than you. You know, I think that would be your kind of thing. I said, well, Mom, I've already been there, done the. Don't worry. Yeah, Yeah. I don't like too old. I got like, 40s is good for me. But no, I. I like. I'm starting to get more into, like the 27 to 30 age range. That's where Orlando was. Lot of pep, a lot of excitement, lot of, you know. Yeah, I don't want to go two. You know, I don't want to go under 25, but like 27, 30. That's perfect.

[Brandon Walker]

Jeff, can you tell us who else

[Dana]

is on this do not enter list?

[Jeff Nadu]

Well, I think you obviously know the one bag. Anybody in the Mayrose family is not allowed.

[Brandon Walker]

All right.

[Jeff Nadu]

Actually, anybody from Staten Island? If you come in with a Staten island id. Id? Yeah. You're out.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, New York, aside from that and whiteboard. Nobody from New York.

[Dana]

No one from New York.

[Ed]

Huh?

[Jeff Nadu]

Kelly Keegs is not allowed.

[Danny]

Wow.

[Jeff Nadu]

I hate her.

[Titus]

Oh, my God.

[Ed]

Why?

[Danny]

She's a.

[Jeff Nadu]

You don't. Don't get me started. Okay, I don't want to say anything bad. I hate Kelly.

[Dana]

You're doing a bad job.

[Jeff Nadu]

And by the way, Kelly, we're not playing any fun Taylor Swift anyway, so you won't enjoy this type of thing. No, she, you know.

[Ed]

No.

[Nick]

No.

[Dana]

No reasoning necessary.

[Nick]

No.

[Jeff Nadu]

No reasoning. That's pretty much it. Not really. Many else. Many else. Other people. Anybody that turns out on Twitter, like, says something dumb, I'll probably have a few usernames that aren't allowed.

[Brandon Walker]

What's. What's your fit?

[Jeff Nadu]

I'm not sure yet. I'm still looking through. I'm still trying to figure that out. I was going to get something in Vegas. I decided against it. A tracksuit. Just not sure which one.

[Brandon Walker]

What if somebody rolls up in the exact same tracksuit? Are they denied entry?

[Jeff Nadu]

No, they would. They would probably be gaining a lot by doing that. The tracksuit would be a nice look for them.

[Danny]

What's your question? Jeff?

[Jeff Nadu]

Yes, sir.

[Danny]

Hey, it's Brandon Walker, Number one college

[Jeff Nadu]

football guy in the country.

[Danny]

Don't.

[Brandon Walker]

Dude, he loves you. What do you do?

[Danny]

You work here? I never got clarification from Dave on what your contract is with the new show.

[Jeff Nadu]

That's a great question, actually. So when we. That was obviously presented. And Michigan Curb stomped Alabama. Remember that? Yeah, we agreed on a deal. The pockets was going to start at a certain point. We've agreed to something. Am I technically an employee? No. We haven't heard from the other fucking shit bag that's supposed to do the show. We've contacted him multiple times. The producers of the show have contacted him. He does not respond. So we're kind of in a waiting period. I would assume eventually I will, but no. To answer your question, no, I'm not currently an employee.

[Danny]

I was just wondering how that worked because I know that you all made the agreement, but I didn't know if it had already started yet.

[Brandon Walker]

And you signed.

[Jeff Nadu]

Your guess is as good as mine.

[Brandon Walker]

You signed a paper.

[Mark]

Right?

[Brandon Walker]

Did you not? There's.

[Jeff Nadu]

I've not. We've. Dave and I have agreed to a deal. I set an amount. He agreed, said yes. Confirmed. We just can't. If it's my thing, we're never going to do an episode because this fucking guy won't answer.

[Titus]

So.

[Jeff Nadu]

And I bet the under.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't want to talk finances. It's personal. But was it. Were you happy with your number?

[Jeff Nadu]

Absolutely. I presented it. It was done in literally under 60 seconds. Very simple.

[Brandon Walker]

You got your worth.

[Jeff Nadu]

Correct. And I'm allowed to, you know, do my own thing. I'm not a. I'm not an exclusive type of guy. I like to do and be everywhere. I'm a bun vivant. I like to do all sorts of different things.

[Brandon Walker]

Titus, any questions?

[Titus]

We got our answer. She's sucking it and looking.

[Brandon Walker]

Sucking, popping out, peeking, popping out.

[Titus]

Everything you could possibly want to see in the video is in the video. Of course, probably won't ever see the video, but it is out there.

[Jeff Nadu]

Well, it. Well, yeah, if you have the ability to hack into phones. Yeah.

[Titus]

Brandon, would you. If.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon, would you watch it if we

[Titus]

sent it to you?

[Dana]

Be honest.

[Titus]

Click on this right here and you can see it.

[Danny]

I'm gonna go and tell you I would not watch a video.

[Titus]

You're not curious?

[Ed]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Titus]

But you're not curious to see what a perfect size looks like.

[Danny]

I'm not curious to see Jeff Nadu's member, as he referred to it earlier.

[Jeff Nadu]

Well, by the way, if anybody. Joey Kamasta actually has seen it back. So this was another situation years ago at barstool. I don't know if. Brandon, I know you remember this. There was an only fans video that someone made with me. I wasn't in it. My dick was in it. And Dave's. Why do you.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you view you and your penis as two different entities? Nadu, because this is the second time you've brought up. Everybody was in the video. Her, my penis. And then.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yes, but like, long story. Yeah, I do. But Dave sent Glenny Balls to find the video and people were searching for it and I was in the office and Joey said, can I see it? I want to see what it looks like. And he. He wrote off on it. He said it was a great dick. So Joey has seen it, by the way.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Nick]

Oh, nice.

[Dana]

Good to know.

[Nick]

I'd watch that.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah, you'd watch it, right?

[Nick]

Definitely.

[Brandon Walker]

Watch in a heart, the motion in a heartbeat. And it's not like for a sexual gain.

[Titus]

It's for.

[Danny]

To learn.

[Jeff Nadu]

It's just a. Just enough. See, he was telling the truth. I don't ever lie. I'm telling you guys, I never lie. I don't I don't lie.

[Brandon Walker]

We all believe you. But Brandon.

[Jeff Nadu]

100% true.

[Kate]

You don't want to see his.

[Brandon Walker]

You have to.

[Danny]

No, I don't want to see his dick. Eddie.

[Kate]

It's his member.

[Danny]

What are you guys.

[Jeff Nadu]

You're not just kind of. And you just kind of wonder once

[Danny]

in a while, why are seven of you lining up to see his dick?

[Brandon Walker]

What's the worst case for you if he dwarfs your shit?

[Danny]

Why. Why is this entire room lining up? Please show me your dick. To do. And I'm the only one.

[Nick]

Please.

[Brandon Walker]

We all believe it.

[Ed]

Can I ask a question?

[Titus]

I don't want to say. I want to see a perfect dick. And I've been told that he has a perfect sized dick.

[Brandon Walker]

And it's nothing to do.

[Danny]

Told by him.

[Brandon Walker]

It's nothing to do. In the video, it's his penis.

[Jeff Nadu]

That actually wasn't told by me. Orlando said.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Ed]

Does the curtain match the drapes? Is there like a sheer cut off right above your.

[Jeff Nadu]

Well, the number one thing I generally hear from women is. Wow.

[Dana]

I didn't.

[Jeff Nadu]

All right.

[Brandon Walker]

Thank you.

[Ed]

Thanks n. See you guys.

[Titus]

See you, man. Always.

[Danny]

You got it.

[Nick]

I mean, his confidence is.

[Ed]

I can't believe that's a real person.

[Brandon Walker]

So he's not lying when he says he has the confidence and the arrogance.

[Nick]

His confidence is just like.

[Kate]

There might be something to it.

[Nick]

Grab onto.

[Kate]

Like, who's a girl out there that's not curious now?

[Ed]

I'm. I'm hand up.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, right.

[Ed]

I'm very curious.

[Brandon Walker]

Like you're. You're falling, right?

[Ed]

Not in a sexual way.

[Kate]

But.

[Ed]

But I. But I. I. Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And the way that he humanizes his pee. He personifies it.

[Ed]

Certainly not.

[Brandon Walker]

You're not to do. He's there.

[Ed]

Yeah.

[Titus]

He'll be watching. He'll be in the corner watching as you're.

[Brandon Walker]

But it's his penis.

[Ed]

But it's his. Right? Yeah.

[Nick]

What a guy.

[Brandon Walker]

That was. Oh, my God.

[Ed]

Eddie. Gotta go to that party. You have to.

[Kate]

Yeah. I mean, I'm not opposed. It's. Sure, I'll go.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you a fan? Like, you like DJ Silk?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

It's two Birds.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah. DJ Matt. I don't know why that cracks me up.

[Brandon Walker]

DJ Matt, you could be whoever you want to be.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

I think you'll catch some shrapnel from some Bosco.

[Kate]

Yeah, Me and Rico are fine. I feel he understands. I mean, I am. I mean, are you at least curious to go to the party if.

[Danny]

No.

[Kate]

If it wasn't inconvenient for you?

[Danny]

No.

[Kate]

If it was in your backyard.

[Nick]

What day is it?

[Jeff Nadu]

What?

[Dana]

If you could bring your birds?

[Danny]

What?

[Dana]

Sorry, what were you saying?

[Brandon Walker]

What's best case for this party for you? If you went, what would be the funniest thing? Walking Tumbleweed. Nobody.

[Danny]

Yeah, tumbleweed.

[Brandon Walker]

Or you walk in and everything's real.

[Danny]

Oh, that's not a possibility.

[Brandon Walker]

That's really funny.

[Danny]

Just a bunch of Amish women would be funny.

[Brandon Walker]

That would be amazing. That would be amazing.

[Ed]

I think there's gonna be a line down the street.

[Brandon Walker]

I do, too. It's Yorgos. Third floor.

[Ed]

It's the third floor.

[Danny]

Yeah, but it's gonna be all stooly.

[Ed]

Can I see this building? DJ Matt, I would like to see.

[Brandon Walker]

I want to see DJ Matt and DJ Silk. Because I want DJ Silk to be so fly and Matt to look like an accountant.

[Titus]

DJ Matt.

[Nick]

It is funny.

[Ed]

Oh, that's. See, that's classy.

[Danny]

Is it gonna be on the third floor?

[Brandon Walker]

Third floor of Yorgos.

[Ed]

That's nice.

[Kate]

Yorgos looks solid.

[Ed]

It really does.

[Titus]

It actually does look awesome. That does look kind of awesome.

[Danny]

Got a balcony, too.

[Brandon Walker]

I want there to be an ice sculpture that looks like him that people are doing shots off of the. Perfect.

[Danny]

We'll make a nose with a little mirror.

[Ed]

You can watch yourself do it.

[Brandon Walker]

Wow, Teej. I gotta see Matt. That's classy.

[Ed]

That's classy. And there's, like, a fun little strip of bars right there. I think he's. I think it's gonna be the event of the summer, specifically in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

[Kate]

You really don't think anyone's gone?

[Danny]

I don't know if people will go or not. I'm sure that people will go out of curiosity. And. Yeah, to see DJ Matt.

[Kate]

So what? Don't you believe that? He said.

[Danny]

He said we let him. We give them his platform to act like he's the biggest pussy getter in the world. Did you see him?

[Brandon Walker]

There's DJ Matt. This can't be him. 103,000 followers.

[Ed]

What?

[Jeff Nadu]

No, that's.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Ed]

All right.

[Brandon Walker]

That can't be. Is that Matt and Silk right there?

[Titus]

No way.

[Dana]

Now you want to go?

[Brandon Walker]

I bet.

[Titus]

Dj matt,

[Brandon Walker]

Do you think Orlando's real?

[Danny]

I don't think anything involving his character is real.

[Ed]

I do.

[Dana]

He has the pictures. He has the evidence.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you think he's a smart man?

[Danny]

I think he knows what he wants to be portrayed as.

[Brandon Walker]

But, like, this is.

[Kate]

I think I found DJ Matt.

[Danny]

How?

[Kate]

I got my ways.

[Ed]

I'll say. Have you ever hung out? He's Albanian, correct?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Ed]

Have you Ever, like, hung out with Albanians? No, he hits the genesis quoi. He's. That's.

[Brandon Walker]

They get what they want a little

[Ed]

bit of the vibe.

[Danny]

All right, well, do you guys just clap along cheer, but that's the most

[Brandon Walker]

fun thing to do.

[Titus]

I gotta see DJ Matt.

[Danny]

Eddie, what are you working on over here?

[Kate]

It appears that he's private and.

[Danny]

But you're looking at his profile.

[Kate]

Yeah, but that's all. That's how far I've gotten.

[Ed]

Okay.

[Kate]

But I think. I think I found his.

[Brandon Walker]

Has he ever performed before? Like, why would he be private?

[Titus]

Very private. Dj.

[Danny]

That's a funny concept. What's the other one? DJ Slick?

[Ed]

Silk.

[Titus]

Silk, yeah.

[Danny]

Are you be Silk? Because I'll be Matt.

[Titus]

You'll be.

[Danny]

I'll be fucking Matt.

[Titus]

Well, my name is Matt.

[Brandon Walker]

This guy just wrote down on the paperworks to become a dj. DJ Matt. The guy's like, oh, by the way, I'm gonna be Silk. I'm mad already

[Titus]

come up with any name.

[Dana]

It's like a. Like a rapper. Just being Lil Dan.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, right.

[Dana]

Young Tom.

[Brandon Walker]

You get him? You got.

[Kate]

I got him for sure, dude. Hell yeah. DJ Matt actually looks like the man.

[Dana]

Then.

[Brandon Walker]

Then what's Silk?

[Danny]

Silk's got to be the man too.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. If Matt's the man, then what is Silk?

[Titus]

Switcheroo.

[Brandon Walker]

That's good.

[Titus]

Silk is boring.

[Brandon Walker]

It's like Big justice and aj.

[Titus]

That's right. Exactly right.

[Danny]

Silk's name is actually Matt.

[Ed]

Fine.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

H. Well, what do we.

[Kate]

I sent it to Hitch.

[Ed]

Oh, I think I found DJ Silk.

[Danny]

Trap.

[Titus]

Trap.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

So, yeah, Private. And then I found his Facebook.

[Brandon Walker]

There we are. Let's follow. Let's get him on Matt.

[Ed]

DJ Silk looks cool as hell too.

[Brandon Walker]

I mean.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

This party's going to rule.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And I wish I could go.

[Ed]

Damn, that's bad. Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

I would have thought that would have been Silk.

[Kate]

Yeah, it looks pretty cool.

[Danny]

Well, he's doing work with DJ Flacco too.

[Brandon Walker]

What the hell?

[Titus]

Okay, DJ Matt. It's DJ Matt, the trap king. Yeah. Okay, that.

[Brandon Walker]

That's everything.

[Titus]

His full name is DJ Matt to Trap King.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Titus]

DJ Matt is just for short. Got it.

[Brandon Walker]

Please, my father's the trap king. Call me Matt.

[Kate]

He kind of got railroad a little bit.

[Brandon Walker]

He did?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Cuz of. Yeah, the spacing issues.

[Kate]

That hurts.

[Brandon Walker]

Wow, Dan, I'm shocked you're not going to To Nadu's.

[Nick]

Yeah, I have no relationship with Nadu.

[Brandon Walker]

Really?

[Nick]

I don't think we've ever interacted you. Other than that.

[Titus]

Where did you come?

[Nick]

Was the first Time One of them.

[Titus]

I love that.

[Brandon Walker]

He was like, well, which one?

[Nick]

It was both.

[Brandon Walker]

Their face. It doesn't matter then.

[Nick]

No, that's not. That's not a. I mean, I. I would consider going if Eddie goes. If you want to make a video out of it.

[Kate]

It's not bad. I'm gonna do Shady Maple too.

[Ed]

Oh, yes.

[Nick]

When is the. What is it again?

[Brandon Walker]

Saturday.

[Danny]

No, it's like the 18th, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I thought it was this weekend.

[Kate]

No. Yeah, next weekend.

[Nick]

And it's. It's a Saturday.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

I mean, giving up your weekend to go to.

[Kate]

That's the only problem. That's my only problem.

[Nick]

Chicago summer is tough, but I would consider making a vlog, but it's pretty

[Ed]

much like going to Greece for the weekend.

[Brandon Walker]

It's the third floor of Yorgos.

[Ed]

Yes. It's Mike Mykonos pretty much.

[Brandon Walker]

And there's Silk.

[Titus]

Yeah. And we knew.

[Brandon Walker]

I feel like they could have fit the J on there.

[Titus]

We knew Silk was.

[Nick]

My bad.

[Titus]

Was gonna be.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, what the.

[Nick]

Oh, hell yes.

[Titus]

Yeah. And we knew Silk would be.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

This is not a surprise. They weren't ready for the transition.

[Danny]

Whoa.

[Nick]

Oh, political. Well, damn, Silk.

[Ed]

This could be the wrong.

[Brandon Walker]

There could be many Silks.

[Ed]

I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

Watch the reaction after this transition. Why are all the lights on?

[Ed]

Yeah, why is it so light in there?

[Dana]

Hell yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Jeff Nadu is in the middle of this crowd. Oh, my God. Worked on by a bunch of chicks.

[Danny]

The best video of all time.

[Titus]

It's so bright.

[Jeff Nadu]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

There's not been a Nadu in the wild video.

[Ed]

Great point.

[Brandon Walker]

He's got to be in that crowd. That bright. Damn.

[Ed]

Oh, damn.

[Brandon Walker]

The Silk have a drone.

[Ed]

I don't know what that is.

[Brandon Walker]

The camera watermark was stuck on the video. Top left, insta360xs. Oh, that's what it is.

[Dana]

What are they pointing at there?

[Nick]

Damn.

[Danny]

Silk.

[Ed]

Yes, Eddie, that could be you. This.

[Kate]

That could be me.

[Jeff Nadu]

Eddie.

[Brandon Walker]

Freaking out over a transition.

[Ed]

Yes.

[Kate]

If Silk's doing like that, I don't have to.

[Ed]

Yep. Then maybe you can get him to your party to open for.

[Kate]

He would be miss. Oh, yeah. Silk would be great at the party.

[Danny]

Any updates on your party, by the way?

[Kate]

Yes. Rodney Dangerfield, unfortunately, is going to be in Nebraska.

[Danny]

Oh, my God.

[Kate]

At a state fair.

[Danny]

We lost Dangerfield in Nebraska.

[Kate]

We lost Dangerfield. However, I have found a guy whose list of impersonations goes. Austin Powers, Dr. Evil, Captain Jack, Johnny Depp from Willy Wonka. Depp. The Mad Hatter, Ben Franklin, Grim Reaper, Freddy Krueger, Easter Bunny, Buddy the Elf Santa and the Greatest Showman.

[Brandon Walker]

What does this guy look like?

[Danny]

What's the best one to have at your party?

[Dana]

How do you impersonate the Grim Reaper?

[Kate]

I don't know. We gotta decide who we want.

[Danny]

Freddy Krueger's a leader in a clubhouse.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know. What was the last one there?

[Kate]

The Greatest Showman.

[Brandon Walker]

That would be pretty funny because that's just like kind of an average movie.

[Danny]

Captain Jack is Jack Sparrow.

[Ed]

Yes.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Dana]

And he can only do John. That would get annoying version of Willy Wonka.

[Danny]

Could he.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Danny]

Could he do first half of the party as Austin Power? Second half is Dr. Evil.

[Kate]

I'm sure he could do that. But that's a. That's a lot of makeup change. Like, there might be an easier trim.

[Danny]

I mean, it's your money.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. What's the closest. Like, looks?

[Dana]

You think he's doing makeup or just outfits?

[Brandon Walker]

Won't go to Greatest Showman. I don't think would be too much.

[Kate]

Maybe Grim Reaper to Santa.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, he's a Santa impersonator.

[Ed]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm not the real. Just impersonating the man.

[Ed]

When I rented the Grinch for that one Christmas thing, the list of other people you could rent, one was a slow mover. And this is someone who shows up at your party and they come through the door very slowly. And by the time the party's over, they've just barely made it to the other side of the room.

[Brandon Walker]

And you chose Grinch.

[Ed]

I know.

[Danny]

What?

[Ed]

Well, I did. Telling me I wanted him to walk into the act. And by the time the Christmas special was over, he had just.

[Jeff Nadu]

I don't.

[Titus]

Yeah, that's so much better than Grinch.

[Ed]

Eddie, you should get a slow mover for your party.

[Dana]

That grim.

[Brandon Walker]

And why couldn't he just do it as grin.

[Danny]

You're telling me we can start the show.

[Titus]

You have to hire a slow mover.

[Ed]

Okay.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Because, like, part of me thinks that's easy. And then a part of me think that's really hard.

[Danny]

Is he moving the whole time or.

[Ed]

Yes, they move. But, like, so incrementally. This is what the. Because when I saw Slow Mover, I was like, what is this? And it's somebody who moves. These people at fancy parties, they hire them and they just, like, slowly move across the parties in, like, whimsical costumes. Just be. And then people are drinking, looking at them like the Buckingham palace guards, you know, like, people are looking at you as you're, like, slowly moving across the party.

[Titus]

What if you're only halfway to the door by the time the party is.

[Ed]

Yeah, it's embarrassing. You gotta time it right.

[Danny]

I think if you're like, she paid for four hours. And at four hours is only halfway, it just snaps back. See you guys.

[Ed]

Yeah.

[Dana]

That Grinch was brutal. He had never even seen the Grinch.

[Danny]

That was a bad.

[Dana]

He wasn't even picking up on any quotes.

[Brandon Walker]

Half of these are just guys with costumes.

[Ed]

Yeah, that was tough.

[Kate]

I just send them to you. It might be the same guy.

[Ed]

Oh, maybe.

[Kate]

Maybe. I don't know.

[Ed]

Because he did do.

[Danny]

Don't get the Grinch.

[Ed]

There was a lot of characters you could choose from.

[Titus]

Slow. Slow Mover is awesome.

[Ed]

Yeah.

[Titus]

It'd be even funnier if he was bad.

[Brandon Walker]

And also, like, it would be in a party setting. That would suck. If he's, like, in front of you in line for drinks. It would just get really annoying.

[Titus]

But I do want to bring. Yeah, we got to get a slow.

[Dana]

You just keep putting obstacles in front of him.

[Brandon Walker]

What about musical guests? Do we. Is that. Are we good with that?

[Kate]

Well, we got Billy Joel.

[Brandon Walker]

You got Billy Joel back for sure.

[Danny]

Hold that thought, Steven.

[Mark]

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[Danny]

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[Brandon Walker]

What? What was the reaction when people saw Nadu's penis?

[Jeff Nadu]

Wow.

[Nick]

Wow.

[Jeff Nadu]

Wow.

[Ed]

That's what the ladies say.

[Danny]

The women were like, wow.

[Ed]

Well, that was me asking about his pube setup.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

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[Ed]

Perfect. Perfect.

[Titus]

The women say wow.

[Jeff Nadu]

Wow.

[Titus]

We might not ever see the guys that went to Max's wedding ever again.

[Brandon Walker]

No. They're having too much fun.

[Titus]

Seems like. Seems like they might be gone forever.

[Danny]

Chef Donnie McCarthy's here.

[Titus]

McCarthy is here.

[Danny]

McCarthy was here today.

[Titus]

Huh?

[Danny]

So I don't know how McCarthy made it back. And Evo Chef Donnie didn't make it back. Yeah, but I have. I have visually laid eyes on. Look at this.

[Nick]

Looks like exactly like Mac Jones.

[Titus]

Whose chair is that?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Either a miracle happened or he's a real villain. No, in between. I didn't even know he had a little parasol. Wait, wait. How do you get that umbrella? Where'd it come from?

[Titus]

I feel bad for the guy. Who needs this? Garrett? He's like this.

[Ed]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Dude,

[Titus]

there's just a guy crawling.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a magic trick he just did.

[Danny]

Wait, when does that happen?

[Ed]

Somebody in the back had it.

[Danny]

All right.

[Ed]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, wait.

[Mark]

There's the guy.

[Danny]

Oh, there it comes. There it comes.

[Nick]

Uhhuh.

[Danny]

I'll just put it right there.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, smooth as.

[Ed]

And that picture of everybody playing in the ocean right there that I felt was really cute.

[Brandon Walker]

What a time.

[Kate]

It looks incredible.

[Ed]

Yes, it does.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Titus]

Oh, man.

[Kate]

It's good.

[Ed]

Yep.

[Danny]

So are they. You're right. Are they stuck on that aisle?

[Titus]

I think so.

[Danny]

So we lost Ebo to it.

[Titus]

Evo FaceTime me yesterday or no, Saturday. And that's my entire story. Evo never FaceTimes me, but he FaceTimed me from the pool in St. Martin.

[Danny]

Wow.

[Titus]

And I answered it for, like, two because it was, like, stunning that it was happening. So I was like, what is this? And I answered it. And, yeah, him and the boys, they're having a good time. And then he hung, and then I. But I just. I haven't stopped thinking about. I was like, why. Why would Ibo face.

[Brandon Walker]

That's unlike him.

[Dana]

What did he say? Like, you just want to say hi. Someone told me to face.

[Titus]

He was. I mean, he was with Donnie, so that. I'm sure there's some sort of angle there.

[Danny]

Wait, didn't. He didn't say that. He's, like, asking you.

[Titus]

He texted me, and he said, you got to leave Donnie alone. And then that's when I thought, like, Donnie had stolen his phone, obviously. Yeah. It was just. They're having too much fun is what I'm saying. What's that? EBO's never FaceTime me and been like, hey, man, I'm drunk. You want to.

[Brandon Walker]

That's how you talk. Having fun?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Dana]

That anxiety had to be crazy. The next day, I fucking called Mark.

[Titus]

Very strange.

[Danny]

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[Brandon Walker]

Yes. Yes. He's been in Scotia, up in Nova Scotia.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Curious to see how that is. Yeah, there was right before it happened.

[Danny]

Wow, he's got that boy upside down.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Ed]

What is this?

[Brandon Walker]

But he's got both of his arms, too.

[Danny]

At Cody's wedding, Kyle dumped Cody on

[Brandon Walker]

his head early on.

[Dana]

Cody cried.

[Brandon Walker]

Fun wedding. Yeah, for everybody but Cody.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Cody doesn't remember it now.

[Brandon Walker]

Honey, where's the man I just gave you away to?

[Danny]

Oh, he's lying on the ground.

[Brandon Walker]

He's over there upside down.

[Danny]

His skull has been cracked. It's okay, dad. They were doing shout.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, man.

[Mark]

Did you guys see the video Deutsch posted of his dad?

[Ed]

Yes.

[Mark]

Yellow jacket nest. His dad is exactly like him.

[Danny]

They do it by hand.

[Ed]

Oh, yeah. With a.

[Brandon Walker]

With a spatula, maybe.

[Ed]

Oh, like. Yeah.

[Danny]

Oh, you helped.

[Jeff Nadu]

Respect.

[Danny]

Kind of coming in the back.

[Dana]

This is the second video we've seen of Deutsch's dad.

[Mark]

Oh, yeah.

[Dana]

Batting down a beehive. Right.

[Brandon Walker]

I think all they do is get together. Stung.

[Nick]

And this is 70.

[Ed]

This is future Deutsch.

[Danny]

This is current right now.

[Ed]

No. I can see the Deutsch is aging very well. Like, it wouldn't shock me.

[Danny]

Nice backyard.

[Dana]

He said this wasn't even their house. Someone just mentioned they were at a party. And someone mentioned they had a horn nest.

[Danny]

Me, I think.

[Nick]

Run.

[Titus]

All right.

[Kate]

I think the ground or from up top?

[Ed]

From the Ground.

[Danny]

Just take that thing and just flatten it, and I'll.

[Kate]

It's your turn.

[Ed]

Okay.

[Danny]

What do I have to hit?

[Kate]

Started recording.

[Danny]

Oh,

[Brandon Walker]

not a good hit.

[Danny]

That's how you do it.

[Brandon Walker]

Shouldn't he have done that?

[Ed]

First get out.

[Brandon Walker]

First get out.

[Danny]

Did y' all see the. I don't know if it was current video or an old video. Deutsch. Swinging on the.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that was insane.

[Danny]

Dana, you had to think that was the coolest thing.

[Nick]

Of course, dude.

[Danny]

One beer coming back. Second beer.

[Nick]

He's an absolute weapon, this guy.

[Danny]

How many swings was it? Three.

[Brandon Walker]

He's also jacked.

[Titus]

He's the man.

[Danny]

Look at that. Look at that property, too.

[Nick]

Just an absolute weapon.

[Titus]

Good God.

[Danny]

It's five.

[Nick]

You know, he's pissed that he spilled a little bit.

[Brandon Walker]

I think he's pissed there, too.

[Danny]

This one on that trip,

[Nick]

you got

[Danny]

to give him a little. Little more. Yeah, he's lost the momentum of the swing. That's seven. God, what a place.

[Nick]

That is New Hampshire, man.

[Danny]

Well, he didn't get very far out.

[Brandon Walker]

Listen, I think we can give that to him.

[Danny]

All right, T.J. you want to spin the wheel?

[Brandon Walker]

We got to watch the Mad Dog clip before we go. Oh, my God.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

Maybe the best clip in the history of the company.

[Danny]

At the tea wedding about three weeks ago, this. This clip was making the rounds. They said, we're not putting it out yet, and I.

[Titus]

So.

[Danny]

It's the funniest thing, dude. Everything about, like, he didn't apologize. Okay, here we go.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't want a victim. Shame.

[Danny]

It's a crazy place to stand. Okay, our bad golfer. I.

[Titus]

Is it?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Oh.

[Titus]

Why is the cart there?

[Danny]

Where did it hit you?

[Titus]

I'll defend Mad Dog.

[Nick]

Are you okay?

[Kate]

Are you sure?

[Ed]

Yes.

[Danny]

Are you sure?

[Titus]

We need to go get some ice.

[Jeff Nadu]

Oh, my God.

[Danny]

That sounded really bad.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you okay?

[Jeff Nadu]

Hit her.

[Danny]

It hit her right in the vagina.

[Nick]

Are you sure?

[Dana]

Are you sure?

[Danny]

It sounds.

[Jeff Nadu]

Oh.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, just down immediately.

[Dana]

Big T. Scream louder than her. How bad does that hurt?

[Ed]

I mean, if you hit it in the right spot, pretty bad.

[Brandon Walker]

Sharpshooter.

[Titus]

Incredible.

[Ed]

Oh.

[Titus]

Where was he aiming?

[Danny]

Well, the hole was to the left of.

[Kate]

He towed it.

[Danny]

Yeah. Well, yeah, of course.

[Brandon Walker]

The hole is here.

[Danny]

I am there. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And he's. Yeah, she's right, dude.

[Kate]

That could have been so bad.

[Titus]

Yeah, that's so fun.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Brandon Walker]

Immediate reaction. Down.

[Titus]

Well,

[Brandon Walker]

he looks for set.

[Danny]

Yeah. Is she here?

[Mark]

I don't know.

[Danny]

I don't either. All right, you want to spin it?

[Brandon Walker]

Glad to be Back.

[Danny]

A nice day to shake off the rust.

[Brandon Walker]

Good luck to Ethan out there playing

[Jeff Nadu]

in the World Series.

[Brandon Walker]

That's right.

[Ed]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Nobody else?

[Jeff Nadu]

No.

[Dana]

You spoke too soon, Brandon.

[Ed]

Or.

[Dana]

Or me and TJ both already had

[Danny]

to do it, and I had. We don't do it because it's the dumbest fucking thing we do as a show.

[Brandon Walker]

Where have I heard this before?

[Danny]

Every reasonable person that's ever talked about it. Me being that reason. All right, load it up.

[Dana]

This is gonna be good.

[Danny]

Yep.

[Brandon Walker]

You have a tea time?

[Danny]

No, not today. My club's closed on Mondays. I do have to go see Jim and Steve's new store. They moved. I saw that. Yeah, they got a new spot out there.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you guys cool?

[Danny]

Yeah, we've been cool, but summer's busy for me with golf and all, but I. So I got to stop by there. It's. It's. It's on grand over there in Waukegan.

[Kate]

Nice.

[Danny]

It's a little closer to the interstate. I don't know exactly where it is. I haven't. Haven't been there yet. But I knew it was coming. And it looks incredible online. So shout out to him and Steve, and if you like sports memorabilia, they're the best place in America. So go check them out.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, you guys are real cool. Again.

[Danny]

Well, I've never said a bad word about him.

[Brandon Walker]

Is he still set stuff aside for you?

[Danny]

He's got one aside for me now, but until he gets the Hank Aaron card they gave away, it's gonna be tough.

[Brandon Walker]

He didn't give it away.

[Mark]

Sold it.

[Danny]

I'm sure he sold it. Yeah, but until he. Till he lands that for me, he's got a. Anyway, go see him. He's great. He's got the best shop in America.

[Brandon Walker]

It's gonna be me today. Getting wet. I feel it.

[Danny]

It's gonna be hilarious.

[Ed]

I think it's gonna be me. I don't have a car.

[Kate]

I think it's me.

[Danny]

Let's do it. You got it. Ready?

[Dana]

Was it just me and you, tj, so far? For final let or one more?

[Danny]

No, that.

[Titus]

I've done it.

[Danny]

I think it's.

[Brandon Walker]

I think they might have taken the music off of YouTube. Oh, my God.

[Danny]

We don't need music for the wheel.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Ed]

Should we hum Shakira? Waka waka.

[Dana]

Pull up a DJ Matt track.

[Brandon Walker]

Ethan has a lot of chips.

[Ed]

Really?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. He just want it all in.

[Danny]

That's not you, Eddie. Titus. Eddie. Titus, Titus.

[Titus]

Wow.

[Dana]

It's going to be you, Eddie.

[Danny]

You already know.

[Titus]

I'm going to There you go, Eddie.

[Ed]

All right.

[Brandon Walker]

Demartino won the 50. 50 again.

[Ed]

Really did.

[Kate]

Nice.

[Danny]

There he goes off.

[Kate]

I mean, it's going to have to be Sunday.

[Brandon Walker]

Just get it over with, Brandon.

[Danny]

Well, I was going to. There you go.

[Titus]

Damn it.

[Nick]

How long's the. How long's this been going?

[Brandon Walker]

Five years?

[Danny]

Six years.

[Titus]

It's been six.

[Nick]

Six.

[Titus]

There you go, Ed.

[Danny]

We're incapable of.

[Brandon Walker]

Hold you.

[Kate]

You think it's you, Nick? Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah, it's Eddie.

[Kate]

I think it's me.

[Titus]

Damn.

[Danny]

It's one for nick.

[Brandon Walker]

I've never done it.

[Danny]

It's one. One.

[Mark]

Your first would be your final.

[Dana]

Yeah, so was mine.

[Kate]

Yeah,

[Nick]

And so are you trying to. It's just gonna go until you guys

[Brandon Walker]

are all done, and then it's done.

[Nick]

Wow.

[Titus]

And then we reset the whole thing.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Now, Dana, we could just not do it anymore. It's not funny. Listen, but three 1.

[Nick]

Rules are rules.

[Danny]

I'm not my cowards.

[Brandon Walker]

No, you like your odds. No, I don't like the smirk. Oh, eddie.

[Danny]

So is that. Three, two.

[Titus]

You see? One more, ed.

[Danny]

Well, we got a game seven. Well, Eddie, getting wet.

[Dana]

See, I.

[Titus]

Damn.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't like it.

[Ed]

Feels bad.

[Brandon Walker]

Don't be funny, Eddie.

[Danny]

It's not funny when it's anybody. Why won't y' all say it out loud with me?

[Dana]

This is the best part. Waiting awkwardly. That's right amount of time.

[Ed]

Nick, did you go anywhere this past week?

[Brandon Walker]

I went to Cleveland.

[Nick]

Fun.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Ed]

Nice. Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Dog bit my aunt's face.

[Danny]

What?

[Ed]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

Doesn't matter.

[Ed]

Guess it doesn't like a big dog.

[Titus]

No.

[Danny]

A big ant.

[Brandon Walker]

Small dog. Small face. Big, big bit of face. A lot of face.

[Titus]

Oh, damn.

[Ed]

Dog's name wasn't Ernesto, was it? Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Danny]

Well, that's your dog.

[Brandon Walker]

Unfortunately, yeah.

[Ed]

Oh,

[Titus]

damn.

[Dana]

She probably had it coming, right?

[Ed]

Yeah, it was. She probably.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know.

[Ed]

I'm sorry.

[Dana]

She's not doing well.

[Brandon Walker]

But at least I got to be in Cleveland.

[Ed]

Yeah, yeah. No, for sure.

[Danny]

You know who didn't bite on Ant's face this week?

[Brandon Walker]

Your birds.

[Danny]

My bird?

[Dana]

Yeah, because they were caged the whole time with you. They were caged on vacation the whole time.

[Brandon Walker]

No, it's fine.

[Dana]

Is it? I don't know if you could be saying it's fine when your aunt's the one who has half a face. Right?

[Danny]

It's fine, Danny.

[Brandon Walker]

That's an optimism. Yeah, no, it's face is half full.

[Ed]

It's fine. Okay.

[Danny]

I don't think y' all understand. Eddie's gonna be Wet when it comes.

[Dana]

Look at chaps's shirt. What's Chaps, Brandon?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, it says birds. Oh, present day bird.

[Ed]

Is that because dinosaurs used to be. They were like the pre, Pre birds.

[Dana]

No, it's a brand. It's a brand of shirt.

[Ed]

Okay.

[Danny]

Pre birds.

[Dana]

No, they're pre birds.

[Ed]

Pre birds.

[Dana]

Sharp. Thanks.

[Titus]

We're at a restaurant on the 4th with the, with an arcade. My wife tried to win. Baby girl, a stuffy at the claw machine, couldn't do it. I wasn't there with her. I was watching the Paraguay France game and they disappear and they go play arcade. She comes back, she goes, a claw machine's impossible. She's like, you should take a crack at it. I want you to feel how hard it was.

[Danny]

Did you one up? It do one step.

[Titus]

It took me two tries, Brady. And I got, I got the tiger and I pull the tiger out and I hand it to my daughter and she gives it a big hug, which I was worried that, like, she wasn't gonna, you know, I was worried I was gonna give it to her. She's just gonna throw it on the ground. She loved it. She loved it. And I walk away, and there's a, there's a man with his girl who's probably like two or three, a little older than my daughter. He was like, watching over in the corner. He saw me win. Walks over with his girl, tries to win, and he just couldn't. Oh, just couldn't win. I walked out of that restaurant.

[Brandon Walker]

I, I, what a feeling.

[Titus]

Oh, my God. What do you say? Your is 3ft in front of you.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Oh, my God.

[Nick]

We talk about, like, feeling like the man.

[Titus]

I felt like, I, I, I felt like an awesome dad. I felt like an awesome husband, an

[Brandon Walker]

awesome claw machine player.

[Titus]

An awesome claw machine player. I just dunked all over this other dad.

[Nick]

So sick.

[Titus]

He, his relationship with his daughter is probably in a tough spot.

[Danny]

She's probably going to need.

[Titus]

She saw me win.

[Ed]

You don't forget something.

[Titus]

Like, I will be chasing that high.

[Brandon Walker]

And that lines up. That might be that daughter's first memory. That might be that girl's first.

[Titus]

Yeah. My dad couldn't do what this other man could.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah. It was awesome. It was really, really awesome.

[Danny]

Tell me about your relationship with your father. Well, first I remember he was a failure.

[Titus]

That felt good.

[Danny]

Then he killed himself.

[Titus]

All right, Eddie, Would it ever happen?

[Ed]

Pretty wet, Mark.

[Brandon Walker]

You see the other thing Chef Donnie

[Danny]

did over the last week?

[Titus]

No, I missed it.

[Danny]

No.

[Mark]

Hole in one.

[Danny]

We gotta talk to this motherfucker. Tomorrow. When's he coming back?

[Brandon Walker]

T. Bob just believes everything.

[Danny]

Everything. Yeah.

[Dana]

Guys, he's coming.

[Brandon Walker]

And Steve. Oh, my God.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I've never seen this.

[Dana]

Wow.

[Danny]

Wow.

[Brandon Walker]

Get a set.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Ed]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

He's wet and we're good.

[Danny]

All right, thanks.

[Ed]

All right.

[Danny]

It's the. Great to be back.

[Brandon Walker]

Go, u.s.a. see you tomorrow.

[Jeff Nadu]

Love you guys.