Brandon Went Golfing With A Stoolie And It Did NOT Go Well: Mon Jul 13, 2026

Summary

The Yak Podcast – "Brandon Went Golfing With A Stoolie And It Did NOT Go Well"

Date: July 13, 2026
Cast: Brandon Walker, Big Cat, Joey Avery, Nick, Rone, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah, Kyle "KBNoSwag" Bauer, Mark, Tate, Rico, Lindsay, Danny, Zach, Kate

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Episode Overview

This Monday edition of The Yak brings the full Barstool squad together for a classic freewheeling session of friendly ball-busting, absurd hypotheticals, and status updates from their wild weekends. The episode's centerpiece is Brandon Walker recounting his comically disappointing round of golf with a Barstool fan, but true to form, the crew covers everything from Renaissance Fairs to swingers propositions, deep dives on animal populations, and the creative vision for "sport-themed" vacation homes. Packed with banter, inside jokes and rapid-fire tangents, it's a quintessential Yak episode full of laughs and chaos.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Recapping the Weekend: Golf with a Stoolie

• Main Story: Brandon Walker tells the story of playing golf with a Barstool fan ("Brent") and how the experience quickly devolved due to brutal heat and self-admitted terrible play ([26:05]–[34:30]):

  • Brandon quits after 16 holes: "I just quit. I was embarrassing myself, and I couldn't do it. So I just sat in the cart and watched Brent, Aaron, and Dan finish up 18.” ([27:21])
  • The mental challenge of playing with strangers: "I was doing nothing. It was terrible. It was embarrassing... Playing with strangers is very intimidating." ([30:24])
  • Etiquette talk—Is it better to quit or drag others down? Consensus: Stay in the cart and don’t slow the group.

• Golf is Social: The team reflects how playing with random people can actually restore faith in how many "cool" folks are out there ([31:41]).

2. Office/Barstool Banter

• Recurring Guest Power Rankings: Light teasing and reminiscing about past guest ranks and the accompanying wounds, especially for Lil Sas ([02:53]).
• Brandon’s Son’s 16th Birthday and resulting “dad energy"—plans for "Tommy Walker Day" at the office ([09:35]).

3. Renaissance Faire / LARP / Fantasy Talk ([11:00]–[16:10])

• The group debates whether wizards, elves, and other fantasy elements "fit" at Renaissance Fairs.
  • "You can't be a wizard! Wizards aren't real!" – Danny ([14:24])
  • "Were there winches? What were the women at Ren Faires?" – Danny, launching debate about event hierarchies and roleplay dynamics ([14:47])
• Segues into Ren Faires' "horny" reputation and cosplay sexual hierarchy—who pulls the most? Kings, knights, wizards, or peasants?

4. Strange Search Histories & Conspiracy Theories

• Jerry’s Google search history hilariously revealed: “Debunking conspiracy theories and looking for cheap food deals in Vegas... He’s QAnon with an appetite.” – Brandon ([05:21], [05:37])
• The panel cracks up imagining how hunger and tinfoil-hat research intertwine.

5. Celebrity Sightings Gone Wrong:

• Big Cat shares his embarrassment over spotting (supposedly) Joe Jonas in Chicago, only for the crew to roast him when the facts don’t add up ([17:13]–[22:50]):
  • “Are you kidding me? That’s not even close!” – Rico ([19:10])
  • "You just took a picture of a random dude." – Brandon ([20:22])
  • "It looks like white Eddie Murphy." – Danny ([19:53])

6. Comedy Club – Unexpected Swinger Propositions

• Joey Avery’s Wild Encounter: Recaps being propositioned by a couple at his standup, with the husband dropping hints and then explicitly "clearing the lane" ([35:16]–[43:40]):
  • “Well, you’re lost.” – The wife to Joey ([36:13])
  • “It’s never happened before, so I’m still pumped... It’s an ego boost." – Joey ([38:36], [43:59])
  • Group dives deep into the ethics, possible awkwardness, and legality/humor of such swinger propositions.

7. Boat/Yacht Social Hierarchy & Boat Names

• Chicago Yacht Life: Joey and others describe their extravagant boat/yacht experiences in Chicago ([47:39], [79:00]–[83:15]):
  • Water taxis, grilling lamb, mega-yachts (“What do you do with a yacht if you hate the ocean?”).
  • Group debates inappropriate boat names, their legality, and the tendency for extremely tacky or on-the-nose choices.

8. Animal Tangents—How Many Snakes Are There?

• Extended riff/argument about how many snakes exist in the world ([100:07]–[104:39]):
  • “I think there’s not that many snakes.” – Brandon
  • “Easily numbering in the billions!” – Danny, reading from ChatGPT ([102:25])
  • “We gotta do something about this.” – Brandon ([103:21])
• Spirals into debates about most common mammals, squirrels, rats, and whether the world has more snakes than people.

9. Beach House Decor: Rico’s Athlete-Themed Bedroom Pitch

• Rico details his concept for decorating beach house bedrooms as shrines to “random athletes you have a weird affinity for” ([108:27]–[120:19]):
  • Think: Donnell Pumphrey, Adam Dunn, 2022 Kansas Jayhawks—all get a subtly themed room.
  • Mark and Big Cat question the wisdom, subtlety, and rental appeal (“Wouldn’t it be easier to just tell your friends you don’t have sex anymore?” – Brandon, [111:40])
  • Visualizations via listener AI mockups—land somewhere between kids’ rooms and “interesting, if weird” vacation rental features.

10. Miscellaneous Standout Segments

• Massive shout out to Nerdy Gallo for the new Yak animated video intro—praised by all ([94:04]–[98:33])
• “How Did You Meet Ty Pennington?” – extended (suspiciously vague) oral history from Danny about his friendship with the Extreme Makeover host ([90:00]–[91:24])
• Sandcastle family competitions: Tale of Tate’s family reunions and the fierce sand sculpture contests against his uncle ([127:07]–[128:40])

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• [02:53] Joey Avery: “I had to make my own graphic.” (On not making the recurring guests’ power ranking)
• [05:37] Brandon Walker: “He’s QAnon with an appetite.”
• [09:43] Brandon Walker: “He’s 11 forever. There’s no problem with us smoking cigarettes around him.”
• [19:10] Rico: “That’s not even close [to Joe Jonas].”
• [27:27] Danny: “I basically just drove Brent around for the last three holes. I was like, Brent, I’m your bitch, man.”
• [30:24] Brandon Walker: “Playing with strangers is very intimidating.”
• [38:36] Joey Avery: “Yeah, but it’s nice to be asked. That’s what I’m saying. The ego boost...”
• [43:59] Brandon Walker: “Those little ego boosts... that’s what I’m talking about.”
• [61:13] Kyle: “Everyone should be able to enjoy ice cream in this office.”
• [83:01] Lindsay (reading Coast Guard regs): “Your name must be under 33 characters, easily readable and free of profanity, racial slurs or words that sound like distress signals.”
• [96:06] Rico (reacting to Nerdy Gallo’s animation): “I hate you... Oh, my God.”
• [103:21] Brandon Walker: “We gotta do something about this [number of snakes].”

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Time Stamped Highlights

[02:53] — Joey laments past exclusion from guests’ power rankings
[05:37] — Jerry’s search history: “QAnon with an appetite”
[09:43] — Banter about Brandon’s son’s age (“He’s 11 forever”)
[14:24] — Danny disputes wizard costumes at Ren Faires: “Wizards aren’t real!”
[17:13] — Big Cat tells his Joe Jonas “sighting” story; crew roasts him
[27:21] — Brandon, on quitting golf: “I was just embarrassing myself... I just sat in the cart and watched them finish up 18.”
[35:16] — Joey Avery recounts being propositioned by a couple post-gig
[38:36] — Joey: “It’s nice to be asked... it’s an ego boost.”
[43:59] — More discussion on ego boosts
[47:39] — Outlandish details of Joey’s Chicago yacht life
[61:13] — "Everyone should be able to enjoy ice cream in this office."
[79:00] — Mega-yacht sighting and boat names banter
[94:04] — Premiere of Nerdy Gallo’s new Yak animation
[100:07] — “How many snakes are there?”
[108:27] — Rico’s beach house “athlete shrine” decor pitch
[112:11] — “What sets the mood more than Remy Martin holding a trey?" (Rico on athlete-themed rooms)
[120:19] — Visualizing the fantasy rooms
[127:07] — Tate’s family sandcastle competitions

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Tone, Style, & Signature Yak Energy

The entire episode has the classic Yak blend: fast banter, deep-cut inside jokes, escalating bits (often about barely relevant absurdities), and affectionate ribbing. The group shifts topics at lightning speed and rarely misses a chance to mock, riff, or escalate a joke.

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Closing Notes

• The show ends with thanks to guest Joey Avery and Nerdy Gallo, a plug for the upcoming crowd work special, and more homegrown nonsense about sandcastle duels and the “classics.”
• The shared vibe: sometimes it’s about nothing, but The Yak always makes it feel like everything.

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For all fans of The Yak—this episode’s a “best of” the everyday, and it’s as wild, awkward, and unpredictable as ever.

Transcript

[Big Cat]

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[Brandon Walker]

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[Nick]

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[Danny]

Are you serious?

[Big Cat]

I'm the coolest one out of all of us.

[Rico]

That was incredible.

[Brandon Walker]

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[Big Cat]

He's in the squad.

[Brandon Walker]

He's in the squad.

[Joey Avery]

Great to be back. Always feels good.

[Brandon Walker]

We should power rank the recurring guests so we can hurt someone's feelings. Not yours. You'd be high.

[Joey Avery]

I think you did do that. And I wasn't on the list.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he didn't make it.

[Mark]

Yeah, we actually did do.

[Big Cat]

We did the. We did. Like the guest.

[Joey Avery]

I had to make my own graphic.

[Mark]

That very thing happened. And that man's feelings were the ones that were hurt.

[Big Cat]

But the fire that whenever we rank people like Sass became an overnight sensation. Voted him our second least favorite, which he doesn't ever bring up.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that devastated him.

[Danny]

Uhhuh.

[Brandon Walker]

Good to see you, Nick.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, happy to be back. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I took a Friday off out of you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, it was nice.

[Brandon Walker]

I love that. I love the.

[Mark]

The.

[Brandon Walker]

The storm that's going on right now.

[Big Cat]

Barstool.

[Mark]

Oh, hell yeah. Good.

[Brandon Walker]

There's nothing better than everyone just being like, no, I work harder.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

No, you know what? I'm actually the hardest one working. I don't see you here at this.

[Big Cat]

Prove it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate]

A.

[Big Cat]

The only time people were more angry is when I like, first started. There was a big debate of who could drink the most beer. And I remember Willie Cologne got mad.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Like what the. Forgot about me. And that's. That's way more bar stool than who works the hardest.

[Brandon Walker]

Who works the hardest.

[Joey Avery]

Do you think it actually gets people to work harder Temporarily.

[Mark]

Right.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Joey Avery]

Or at least maintain the appearance of

[Brandon Walker]

this week will be. Yeah, like everyone just kind of been like, oh, I got to make sure I'm around. Just do your job. And if you do it well, you will be rewarded and people will watch. And if you don't do it well, people will not watch. And that will be your punishment. Yeah, it's pretty simple. It's a very, very good system, I'd say. Did you guys see Jerry's search history?

[Mark]

Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

It could have been way worse.

[Brandon Walker]

I thought it was fake, but I talked to Quigs today and he's like, that is not fake. That is 100% real. He was on stream last night and he was googling something and it dropped down his search history. Buffet. Las Vegas. Covid China. Hantavirus. Las Vegas.

[Danny]

Food.

[Brandon Walker]

Charlie Kirk. Microphone gun. In and out. Las Vegas. Who killed Steve Jobs?

[Joey Avery]

Steve Jobs.

[Brandon Walker]

MK Ultra P. Diddy Israel. Who is part of the elite group?

[Big Cat]

Diddy Israel killed Man.

[Brandon Walker]

I just love that it's just interspersed with like, serious things. And just where can I eat in Las Vegas?

[Mark]

Who is part of the elite group

[Big Cat]

Now I would love.

[Brandon Walker]

Microphone gun is good.

[Big Cat]

I would love to search these and see what Jerry found because who is part of the elite Job?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Who killed Steve Job? But yeah, he's just like. He's got two things on his mind. Debunking the biggest conspiracy theories and getting a good priced meal in Vegas.

[Kate]

Maniacally hungry conspirator. That is who he is.

[Brandon Walker]

He's Qanon with an appetite.

[Joey Avery]

That would be a good food show.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Joey Avery]

Just food and.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, just all in Vegas, really crazy people that haven't eaten for a day.

[Big Cat]

I would. I almost like to think that, like, when he gets hungrier, the deeper he believes in these conspiracies.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

He skips lunch. He's like, I bet you peed at east connected to Israel.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

It's like, never, never go grocery shopping hungry. Never, never search conspiracy theories when you haven't eaten in a while.

[Mark]

Pizza Gate was a Super bowl, though.

[Tate]

You'll believe.

[Rico]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon Walker]

Two favorite things. They're pedophiles. And I get.

[Big Cat]

Oh, right.

[Rico]

Hell, yes.

[Brandon Walker]

This is right up my alley.

[Big Cat]

So also, that couldn't have. He has some freak. I'd imagine he got off pretty easily.

[Kate]

Different browser.

[Big Cat]

He has to have different browsers for his real.

[Zach]

Imagine what he's searching on incognito, Right?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You guys still ripping incognito?

[Zach]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You got to every now and then.

[Zach]

Why wouldn't you? Better safe than sorry.

[Mark]

Yeah, I use it for the dumbest. I use it for, like, an immaculate grid answer that I'm not sure of.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that's good.

[Mark]

So I get it wrong. It doesn't ding me.

[Brandon Walker]

You know, I also just do, like, for articles I don't want for being like, maybe they forgot to turn this off. And then I'm like, oh, no, still can't read it.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, you got.

[Big Cat]

You got to use incognito every once in a while.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Like my fiance. I told my fiance that Sting was in the police, and then I had to type Po into Google to prove it to her.

[Brandon Walker]

And then, bad, bad call RIP Incognito

[Big Cat]

mode for you got to do it.

[Brandon Walker]

She didn't know Sting was in the police.

[Big Cat]

Dumb. Dumb ass.

[Brandon Walker]

Hit it, Steven.

[Danny]

Man, he's not paying attention. If someone were, like, not as smart as you'd expect, Stephen.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, Dharma, I was so mad over. Over break, I. Someone replied to one of my tweets calling me a dumbass, and I read it in your voice, and I was like, God damn it.

[Danny]

Yeah, I'll do that, too.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, gotcha.

[Kate]

It's like, I'm.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm on vacation, or if I do

[Danny]

something and I know it's a stupid mistake, I. You know, I spill something, I call myself a dumbass.

[Nick]

It's one of the few things that can hurt Jack McCarthy's feelings, being called a dumbass when I do that voice to him.

[Brandon Walker]

I could think of Some more things.

[Big Cat]

I could hurt his laces. Shit,

[Brandon Walker]

dude. What about everyone at. Did you guys go to Windy City? Smoke out?

[Joey Avery]

No, no.

[Brandon Walker]

The whole office was just ripping shrooms and I. Nicky smokes, dude.

[Joey Avery]

I went out with my friend. I finished the shows in Rosemont. Saturday night. I go out with my friend. He's like, oh, let's go to this bar. The line was long. We didn't want to go. We just walk into a random bar. The first thing I see is Nikki smokes just like hitting on a. And I just walked up.

[Brandon Walker]

Welcome to Chicago, brother. Yeah, it's just as iconic so much right now. The Bean, the Bean, Wrigley Field. And Nicki smokes hitting on a 10 with his shirt off. Yeah, Yeah, I don't. I. I think the very last thing that I would ever want to do after eating shrooms is take it to Twitter and just be like, hey guys, why don't we smell. I'm eating some shrooms more. The last thing I want to do is be on.

[Kate]

Yeah. You ever trip and then open up Twitter?

[Mark]

It's like, what the.

[Kate]

I'm going to share my opinion with thousands of people. That's terrifying.

[Brandon Walker]

Eat some shrooms and then just get to the bottom of this. Mitch McConnell.

[Rico]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Joey Avery]

Lindsay Graham did die while we were at that bar while he was on shrooms.

[Brandon Walker]

Shout out. Lindsay Graham's someone. Someone did say, like feel bad for his wife and kids. And then he was obviously rage baiting replies on that.

[Joey Avery]

Rage bait.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. The more subtle. Subtle way to do what other people have been doing.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Brandon, do you want to say any words about that?

[Danny]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Anything in general?

[Danny]

No. I was. I was white.

[Big Cat]

Happy birthday to Tommy.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm not. I'm not okay.

[Danny]

About What?

[Brandon Walker]

Tommy being 16.

[Rico]

That's crazy.

[Brandon Walker]

It's me up.

[Danny]

Yeah, it's kind of sucks. It sucks.

[Brandon Walker]

He's 11 forever.

[Danny]

I'm going to be bringing him.

[Brandon Walker]

He's 11. He's an 11 year old boy. There's no problem with us smoking cigarettes around him.

[Danny]

You see bottom left? He's. He's starting to get.

[Brandon Walker]

No, he's 16. I get it. But he's not.

[Danny]

So I'm gonna. What he wants for his birthday? He wants to come to the office for a day. Wants come to work for a day this week. I said Mondays are tough. I'll bring him Wednesday or Thursday, I think. So we'll have some sort of Tommy Walker day here. But yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

What would he like to do? Well, do you want us to larp?

[Danny]

We'll larp with No. I don't know what he want.

[Big Cat]

We'd larp with him.

[Mark]

I'd love.

[Danny]

Y' all are in a group text with him. Y' all figure that out.

[Brandon Walker]

You're not in that.

[Danny]

I'm in it, but I don't participate. I'll let y' all have your own little group text.

[Brandon Walker]

Does he want us to larp?

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Zach]

I don't know.

[Danny]

I don't know if he larps a.

[Mark]

Gladly larp.

[Brandon Walker]

I'll fucking larp right now.

[Big Cat]

Can we get a blacksmith in here to make a blade?

[Danny]

Watch out. Jump to larp. Because I don't know that he larp.

[Brandon Walker]

I just saw him with a sword.

[Danny]

Well, that was the he man movie.

[Brandon Walker]

I know.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That was just you and your boy doing some gay stuff together.

[Danny]

That's. No, no. That was us going to a fucking movie.

[Big Cat]

Every dad can't wait to do gay stuff.

[Danny]

No, no, no, no. That's just me and him going to a movie that we'd always look forward to seeing. He man. That's all that was.

[Brandon Walker]

Yep.

[Danny]

Yeah. He's 16 today.

[Nick]

I was at a larp convention right by your house yesterday.

[Brandon Walker]

There we go.

[Danny]

He went to the renaissance fair.

[Brandon Walker]

That's not a larp.

[Big Cat]

Kind of.

[Brandon Walker]

It's not really.

[Danny]

Again, that's just going to he man. That's not. That's not gay stuff.

[Zach]

Mm. He looks thrilled.

[Brandon Walker]

When was this?

[Danny]

A couple of whenever he man came out.

[Brandon Walker]

When was this?

[Danny]

June 4th.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, June.

[Mark]

Wait, does he owns that sword?

[Brandon Walker]

That's an interesting.

[Big Cat]

That's the popcorn.

[Danny]

That's the popcorn bucket.

[Mark]

That. Well, let me look at this thing. What is that?

[Danny]

That's a sword. That's a sword of power.

[Mark]

Oh, I see the line right there.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And you two decide to celebrate the start of jes.

[Mark]

Pretty sick, right?

[Danny]

By going to see he man, a movie that he's always watched. He man with me, and we went and saw the movie together. It's not gay stuff.

[Brandon Walker]

Renaissance fair is not a larp convention. Are they.

[Danny]

But they're not, like, kind of pretending,

[Brandon Walker]

are they doing it?

[Danny]

It's kind of the king of larping

[Big Cat]

is live action role playing.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, I guess it is.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Broadway.

[Big Cat]

But it's also a horny horny place.

[Zach]

Oh, yeah?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Really?

[Joey Avery]

The horniest people are banging at the ren fair.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Lindsay]

Big time.

[Danny]

Is that a big. That's out there and right across the line in Bristol, right?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Is it? I've heard that's a big one. It's a big Deal. Is it. Is it a lot of people there?

[Nick]

It feels like Epcot almost. It's like.

[Lindsay]

It's.

[Nick]

It's really, really big, and there's a lot of, like, rides. It's very kid friendly, but there are, like, some

[Danny]

property.

[Nick]

Two thirds of the people there. The groups there are very, very dressed up.

[Brandon Walker]

I would watch. I'd watch, like, a Real Housewives of Renaissance fair.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God. Real Housewives of Camelot.

[Lindsay]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

That'll be sick.

[Brandon Walker]

Just, like, the cheating that goes on there. They have got to be one guy who's fucked everyone. Yeah.

[Joey Avery]

The king. Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah. Well, why.

[Lindsay]

Hierarchy.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Prima nocta, Right? You could claim any of that.

[Tate]

Mm.

[Danny]

If you. If you're going to ren faire to get pussy. Mm. Wouldn't you just. Shouldn't they all call themselves a king?

[Joey Avery]

You guys just said they would have

[Lindsay]

to fight each other.

[Danny]

You guys just said the king gets to. Gets all the pussy, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Well, it depends on what pussy.

[Kate]

Some guys don't want queen pussy.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

What if they're getting peasant pussy?

[Lindsay]

See, there's a lot of.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, surf.

[Big Cat]

So I think the. I think the king still got surf.

[Mark]

Surf.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

He doesn't talk about it.

[Big Cat]

Okay, so when it comes to medieval, it's us.

[Kate]

It's up.

[Danny]

But if I just said I'm. I'm just a. A real good knight, the knight's going to get good, too, right?

[Brandon Walker]

I think the king decides what I

[Big Cat]

think the knights were bound to honor, man.

[Danny]

The knights aren't getting no.

[Brandon Walker]

You got.

[Danny]

Why would you be a knight if you can't get.

[Brandon Walker]

You got to protect the king. You got to make sure the king gets pussy.

[Danny]

You're telling me back in the day, knights weren't getting no.

[Brandon Walker]

They have to be a wingman for the king.

[Danny]

So then if I'm going to the ren fair, I'm the. I'm. I'm dressing up as the king.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, I would.

[Danny]

Right?

[Joey Avery]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Anything else? You're just. You're hamstringing yourself.

[Nick]

There are a lot of wizards.

[Big Cat]

Wizards probably do well, too.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Wizards, definitely.

[Danny]

Okay, time. Can I get a timeout?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah, go for it.

[Danny]

Renaissance fair.

[Big Cat]

I know what you're gonna do here.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah. Oh, no, I'm on that.

[Mark]

I'm on your side, Brandon.

[Danny]

I'm simply believing a Renaissance fair hasn't even said anything.

[Joey Avery]

I take his.

[Mark]

No, no, Brandon, I have your back. 100.

[Brandon Walker]

I want on the record. What he's about to say is up.

[Mark]

I don't agree.

[Danny]

I simply think that a Renaissance fair is a shout back to. To medieval times and. And living like that and pretending to be like that there. Wizards?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Were there dragons there?

[Danny]

To Steve, wizards aren't real.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, they are.

[Danny]

What. What.

[Brandon Walker]

What do you think of male witches? Are you saying witches aren't real?

[Danny]

Wizards become real. Wizards aren't real forever. I thought, you can be a knight, you can be a king. You be all these things. You can't be a fucking wizard when.

[Big Cat]

The wizard of Merlin.

[Danny]

What about Merlin? No.

[Brandon Walker]

Wizards were just like the cookie autistic dudes back in the Medicine Man. They'd be like, I got power.

[Danny]

What are they now, Rasputin?

[Brandon Walker]

The autistic dudes? Kind of the guys who have, like, a shitload of. Said there were a lot of wizards, like, videoing trains.

[Danny]

All right, what was it? Were there. Were there winches? What were the women. What were the winches?

[Big Cat]

Were just.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, there were.

[Nick]

There was a big mix. I mean, I saw a guy, like, in full.

[Big Cat]

Like, she's an elf.

[Nick]

Deer skeleton.

[Danny]

Oh, whoa.

[Brandon Walker]

What's going on there?

[Lindsay]

Like, centaurs and stuff.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Joey Avery]

Too much magic for the Renaissance.

[Mark]

I'm with you, Brandon.

[Tate]

Yeah, I agree.

[Brandon Walker]

You guys gotta believe in that.

[Danny]

Seems like it's. It's. It's fanatical and fantastical as far as.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It's not as much renaissance as fantasy.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, but you gotta remember, like, this is so long ago when people were dumb.

[Big Cat]

Wait a minute.

[Lindsay]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

What people were dumb.

[Big Cat]

They're doing a job fair.

[Danny]

I didn't say anything.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Mark]

Oh, let's. Let's see the job.

[Big Cat]

What kind of jobs?

[Nick]

A lot of cleavage at this.

[Danny]

Brandon.

[Joey Avery]

You could really.

[Brandon Walker]

You could. Oh, wizards back in the day, they just. They could just be like, oh, yeah, you're going to die someday. And then the person would die and be like, holy. How do you know?

[Danny]

Hold on real quick. I have to go back to ch. What you say?

[Brandon Walker]

A lot of cleavage, a lot of cleavage.

[Zach]

A lot of cleavage.

[Danny]

A lot of cleavage in the Bristol, Wisconsin area on the weekends.

[Nick]

Yep.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Was that because of the corsets? Everybody's wearing the corsets. Right?

[Danny]

Go ahead, check that box.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, you're gonna be a wizard by next week.

[Zach]

Huh?

[Danny]

I got the beard.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a straight activity you can do with Tommy.

[Danny]

Take him to the. He really would like it.

[Joey Avery]

I just see some ancient cleavage.

[Danny]

Weren't you gonna take him?

[Big Cat]

I don't think so. I was gonna do my bachelor party.

[Danny]

I thought you were gonna take Tommy to the Renaissance Fair. Maybe that's not.

[Joey Avery]

You are you gonna do your bachelor party there?

[Big Cat]

I kind of want to.

[Joey Avery]

You invited me to it when we were in Arizona.

[Big Cat]

I know, I know. And I just. I've been pushing back the date.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah. It's a lot of cleavage.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You don't have to say them, but.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, we're.

[Kate]

We're in a. We have a ballpark. Yeah, okay.

[Big Cat]

Ballpark.

[Mark]

Same weekend.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that would actually rock. You guys decide who actually is who. People like more final.

[Joey Avery]

Great friends,

[Brandon Walker]

same day, opposite sides of the country.

[Big Cat]

Kyle has his wedding as the same day as mine. I'll have to have a tumbleweed as my best man.

[Brandon Walker]

Why don't you guys do a dual wedding? Like a double header?

[Big Cat]

Double header. Oh, that'd be sick.

[Kate]

Yeah, that would be ideal.

[Brandon Walker]

Or you guys could just get married to each other.

[Big Cat]

We thought about it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, like a Bert and Ernie situation.

[Kate]

Easy. Like we'd stay afloat.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Dual income.

[Kate]

We could make that happen.

[Big Cat]

Can you guys help me settle something?

[Danny]

Yeah, sure.

[Big Cat]

I was in the cab back from the airport yesterday, and I just looked over at tj. I sent it to you. And I got into a. A debate with the taxi driver and my fiance. I think I was right next to Joe Jonas at a red light. So I took a picture of him.

[Danny]

Whoa.

[Big Cat]

And I think it's Joe Jonas, but I don't. He was just driving Audi.

[Brandon Walker]

Can you. Amongst the Jonases.

[Joey Avery]

Is he.

[Mark]

Okay, so which one?

[Kate]

The. The second. Famous second.

[Brandon Walker]

He's number two. Definitively.

[Kate]

He's number two. Across the.

[Danny]

So Nick is one.

[Big Cat]

Nick's one. Joe close to giant. A normal chasm. A giant, enormous chasm to Kevin.

[Danny]

Oh, I didn't know it wasn't.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I didn't know there was a Kevin Jones.

[Danny]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Brandon Walker]

Nick and Joe are on the right.

[Kate]

That's an old photo.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Mark]

Oh, heaven's on the right.

[Danny]

So Joe's on the far left.

[Nick]

No.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Joey Avery]

I did those in the middle. One of them.

[Brandon Walker]

Which one's Kevin?

[Lindsay]

The guy on the left has been married forever.

[Danny]

That's Kevin?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Mark]

What is.

[Lindsay]

And who's the one who got divorced from the Game of Thrones?

[Big Cat]

Middle Joe.

[Lindsay]

Middle Joe. Okay. And he was in Righteous Gemstones, I think.

[Big Cat]

Was he.

[Danny]

And Nick's the next. The famous one on the right.

[Big Cat]

They're all famous.

[Mark]

They're.

[Danny]

But he's the. He's the number one.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Joey Avery]

You can just tell by the face.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. And look at. He's a little bit separated.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Like, I don't need these folks.

[Danny]

The bad boy that's three levels of fame face.

[Mark]

How would you describe Kevin's face, Kate?

[Lindsay]

Kind of like a cush.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Lindsay]

Brother, perhaps.

[Danny]

And you have the photo of him beside you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And it. It's him.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Big Cat]

Yes, it is.

[Danny]

It might be Mark Titus.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Tate]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes, he is.

[Joey Avery]

He's driving his own car.

[Danny]

That's either hole or Saudi.

[Lindsay]

Wait a minute.

[Mark]

That's Kevin.

[Big Cat]

That's Joe Jonas.

[Lindsay]

That looks like a very nice shirt.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Big Cat]

Are you kidding me?

[Zach]

His eyes are too big.

[Danny]

Has he been embalmed?

[Big Cat]

That's Joe Jonas.

[Rico]

That's not even close.

[Big Cat]

Are you kidding me? Oh, no.

[Mark]

That looks more like me than Joe Jonas.

[Lindsay]

Is there any way we could see a picture of Joe Jonas from the left? You know what I'm saying? Because if he has that hairline, that's a very specific hairline.

[Big Cat]

I think that is so joke.

[Zach]

I think we start with, is there any reason for Joe Jonas to be in Chicago?

[Mark]

I think we actually start with, does it look anything like.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you're crazy, Mark.

[Joey Avery]

We could also start with, would he wear that collared shirt?

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Lindsay]

Yes.

[Tate]

You think?

[Brandon Walker]

Jonas Brothers are not on tour right

[Lindsay]

now, so he could be if he's

[Brandon Walker]

in a different season, stuck in Tribe o' Hare traffic.

[Danny]

Well, no. He was back in the city by then, Right?

[Rico]

Oh, my God.

[Lindsay]

Side profile. That hit not often.

[Danny]

That looks like Eddie Murphy when he dressed up as a white guy.

[Big Cat]

Okay, that was my second thought.

[Lindsay]

Something.

[Rico]

Come on.

[Joey Avery]

You'll see, Nick.

[Tate]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach]

Look at his story.

[Big Cat]

He was at Wimbledon. He was at the.

[Brandon Walker]

He was in Wimbledon.

[Kate]

No.

[Mark]

Maybe he was on his way to Wimbledon.

[Rico]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

He's coming back. Coming back.

[Joey Avery]

The hair, but not the mustache.

[Brandon Walker]

He doesn't have a mustache right now.

[Mark]

Right.

[Lindsay]

And the eyebrows are.

[Brandon Walker]

You just took a picture of a random dude.

[Big Cat]

It does look like white Eddie Murphy.

[Joey Avery]

He's in a different country. All right.

[Big Cat]

I took a picture of a guy

[Danny]

I lost, and the guy never noticed you taking his picture. Didn't he was looking down.

[Big Cat]

This guy's watching.

[Rico]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

I don't want to hang out. Never mind. I thought it was Joe Jonas.

[Rico]

Dude.

[Big Cat]

Mark. Was it you?

[Mark]

Might have been.

[Big Cat]

Okay. It might have been you.

[Rico]

Might have been.

[Mark]

Just me?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. That's brutal. I'd be super.

[Mark]

What was for you?

[Big Cat]

I am embarrassed.

[Kate]

Anyone on your side?

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Kyle]

What was.

[Danny]

I don't think the tenor of the Taxi driver and your fiance, they're just

[Big Cat]

like, no, it's not. Why would he be here driving an

[Brandon Walker]

Audi when he was at Wimbledon earlier?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I was like, I think it's him. Like, Chicago's a big city. Maybe he's going to Noah Khan tomorrow.

[Joey Avery]

You think he's just going to a concert? Why wouldn't he love it?

[Big Cat]

He loves me.

[Kate]

I like music. Yeah.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah.

[Lindsay]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Lindsay]

They would know.

[Big Cat]

Don't ever.

[Zach]

You're just gonna embarrass yourself.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Sorry for derailing the show. I thought everybody was gonna be like, dude, nice find. Let's try to get him in the office.

[Mark]

Great.

[Brandon Walker]

Find.

[Tate]

Whatever.

[Big Cat]

Jonas in an Audi wasn't. It was a guy with a mustache. Oh, well, sorry to derail.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, no, don't think about it too much. It wasn't him.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

It would help if it had muscles. Yeah. I'm just gonna have to think about it. Much.

[Danny]

What if Joe Jonas does, like, do a story today and he's in Chicago?

[Big Cat]

A big apology.

[Danny]

Are you guys gonna feel pretty and

[Brandon Walker]

screw a mustache overnight?

[Danny]

Well, I don't know about.

[Lindsay]

Seemed like they grow them pretty quick.

[Danny]

Yeah, they seem like they had mustache growing jeans.

[Lindsay]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I'm just saying.

[Brandon Walker]

What if it's okay to just be like, nick, you are wrong. You're dumb.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I deserve that.

[Kate]

This is your lane, though. You're good at recognizing and observing and putting.

[Brandon Walker]

Apparently not.

[Big Cat]

I guess not, man.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That was a. That was a swing and a miss.

[Big Cat]

There were similarities.

[Mark]

Just a chance.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Lindsay]

I think.

[Zach]

I think it could look exactly like him. And I would still be like, why is he driving his own car in front of the airport? Especially right after he was in Wimbledon.

[Danny]

Again, you. Were you right by the airport?

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Damn.

[Rico]

Wait. Why?

[Lindsay]

That's.

[Danny]

I thought if you were, like, in the inner workings of Chicago, there could be a reason. Jonas Brothers, why are we trying to make this.

[Big Cat]

Trying to make you right.

[Tate]

You're right.

[Big Cat]

Does anybody have anything else to talk about? Now's the time.

[Danny]

I. I gave y' all a birthday.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you did. All right, we'll do Reese's. There's something for everyone when it comes to Reese's. I actually was upstairs in the Reese's lounge a minute ago. The Reese's sticks are incredible. It is the superior candy. And we love Reese's. They got everything. The peanut butter, animal crackers. Those are incredible. The Reese's sticks. The old fashioned Reese's. The marshmallow cups. It's all there. It's the best, bar none. The best candy. Reese's Reese is the official candy part of barstool sports. Go get Reese's wherever you shop. You'd also be amazed how many things are Reese's? Like, they have so many products. Go up to our lounge. It's the best. It's got everything. Candy shop. So go get a Reese's today. The best candy in the world. Facts, Stephen. You said you teased something with me that you were almost. What did you say you were?

[Nick]

I almost screwed you over, but I'm a very loyal guy.

[Brandon Walker]

What did you almost screw me over with?

[Nick]

So yesterday at the Renaissance fair, they have rides. One of them was a zip line. Oh, I did not do it.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, that wouldn't be screwing me over because again, you just decided to co op my hyper specific New Year's resolution. In a weird way, yeah, you put

[Nick]

me on the spot. I didn't have one.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes, you just copied mine.

[Nick]

Yeah, yeah, but I didn't do it.

[Brandon Walker]

You just did. I'll have what he's having for New Year's resolution.

[Nick]

Wrong with that.

[Brandon Walker]

How big was the zip line?

[Rico]

It was.

[Nick]

It wasn't very big, but it went across a little pond, I would say.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Nick]

And I might have to.

[Brandon Walker]

Might have to check it out.

[Nick]

Yeah. So if you're looking for. I got a spot.

[Brandon Walker]

Thanks.

[Nick]

It's. It's near Brandon's house.

[Danny]

Jay, the text you sent me yesterday really leads me to wonder how you got to the Renaissance Fair. Who you went with. You said, I'm going to be in Kenosha soon. You texted me this at 9:30am I'm going to be in Kenosha soon for a Renaissance fair. Don't have many details. I'm a passenger on this ride. But heard it was in Kenosha and figured I'd drop you a line if you wanted to join. None of us are dressed up. Why were you being so secretive about it?

[Nick]

I didn't have any details. I just knew that.

[Danny]

What do you mean you didn't have any details?

[Nick]

I was away Saturday. I came back late Saturday. So Sunday, my wife was like, hey, we're going to a Renaissance Fair. I said, okay, great. Didn't know where it was. Didn't know anything about it. I found out that we didn't have to dress up. And then when we got in the car, I saw the directions were like, right by your house. Yeah, I just dropped your line. I respect. I didn't figure you checked in, but, yeah, I wanted to just tap in so you, like, you know, I'm gonna be in your neck of the wall.

[Kate]

You everything you needed to know if you're around.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that's a good tap.

[Danny]

I was right by you. I Was. I know I was playing golf.

[Nick]

I didn't expect you to come. But, like, if you were five minutes from my house and didn't tell me, I'd be like, hey, what the.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Agreed.

[Danny]

All right. Fair enough.

[Brandon Walker]

It's good tapping.

[Danny]

Yeah. Okay. Thank you. You're welcome. I just thought it was weird that you texted me to let me know. You didn't have any details. You didn't know where.

[Nick]

I didn't.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it's up in the air.

[Danny]

Okay. All right. I played golf with a barstool fan yesterday.

[Brandon Walker]

That go.

[Danny]

His name was Brent. Play with Brent, Aaron, and Dan.

[Big Cat]

Wait, Brent.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, Brent.

[Danny]

Yeah, Brent. Aaron and Dan.

[Brandon Walker]

Big booty.

[Danny]

Big booty. Brent.

[Big Cat]

You're not even fun with this anymore.

[Danny]

What are you gonna do with Dan?

[Brandon Walker]

Dan the man.

[Danny]

And it was. It was. It was absolutely miserable. And I. Whoa. And I know. I brought it up. I brought it up a couple of weeks ago, and I was like, I want to play with some. If y' all want to play with me, hit me up. And Brent hit me up. Super nice guy. Air traffic controllers. They were great guys. Had a good time with a couple.

[Brandon Walker]

That's interesting.

[Danny]

But it was so goddamn hot. Oh. And we played at 8:30 in the morning, so it wasn't big booty Brent's fault. No, it wasn't Brent's fault at all. But I just. I just was bad and terrible. I pulled one of those. I quit after 16 holes. I was like, guys, I'm embarrass, embarrassing myself out.

[Brandon Walker]

Sixteen.

[Danny]

Sixteen. I just quit.

[Brandon Walker]

I thought you were gonna say you quit after nine.

[Danny]

I quit. I quit. I tried.

[Brandon Walker]

You're also, like, the farthest away from the club.

[Danny]

I tried to quit on 13, which is right by the clubhouse. I tried to quit on 13, and Brent talked me out of it. He's like, keep going. And I kept going. And at 16, I just flubbed three shots in a row. I was like. I was just embarrassing myself, and I couldn't do it. So I just. I was just such a. I watched Brent, Aaron, and dan finish up 18.

[Joey Avery]

Oh, you still sat in the car?

[Danny]

Still sat in the car.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no.

[Danny]

I basically just drove Brent around for the last three holes. I was like, brent, I'm your bitch, man.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I get a migraine.

[Danny]

I did.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Joey Avery]

I feel like you get along with air traffic controllers.

[Danny]

I do.

[Joey Avery]

We went to Augusta. The one beer you had was an air traffic controller. With the air traffic controllers in our.

[Danny]

Something about those guys, man. They keep weird hours, and they're just this cool. Guys had a good time and I appreciate him inviting me. And we will probably play again.

[Mark]

But you've been playing well too.

[Danny]

I've been playing well.

[Mark]

Playing so well.

[Danny]

But I. Huh. No.

[Brandon Walker]

Why don't you get one?

[Danny]

Because I just don't want one.

[Brandon Walker]

It's so easy.

[Danny]

I know. I just, I. I've been playing well and then I played well on Friday and Saturday and my son. Just me and my 10 year old boy.

[Mark]

You think that's it?

[Danny]

You think I'm lying about playing well?

[Mark]

No, I didn't say that.

[Danny]

You think I'm pulling Chef Donnie, by the way?

[Rico]

Yeah, by the. Yeah, he's due for another hole in one, this guy.

[Mark]

Unbelievable.

[Brandon Walker]

You can't do that.

[Mark]

Un. Believable. This guy.

[Danny]

Ain't no way.

[Mark]

This stick is. Is gone too far. This has gone too far.

[Brandon Walker]

Ain't no way.

[Mark]

Just put the ball down right here. Take a picture.

[Danny]

You know what sucks about it is this one's probably real. But because he lied two weeks ago, he can't brag about this one. Really?

[Mark]

Yeah. What exactly.

[Danny]

Get a handicap, It'll be like 20. I.

[Brandon Walker]

Mine's like 23. It's fun though because then you get to like. I went and golfed nine holes with Hank and a couple buddies yesterday and you just get a stroke every hole.

[Danny]

Are you just win. Are you ever coming up?

[Brandon Walker]

I know we need to, we need to plan that. But you just win because you get it.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You get to win money.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kate]

How do you achieve one?

[Danny]

You get us just log scores. How long do you have to log before you. 8.

[Brandon Walker]

Why can't you just say that you're playing enough?

[Kate]

Why is it such a formal process?

[Brandon Walker]

Because it tells you it's. I mean, golf is an index. Yeah. It's. It's how good you are.

[Kate]

You can't just.

[Brandon Walker]

So if I play on your own. No, if I play against a really good golfer, I get a stroke basically every single hole.

[Mark]

Where do you.

[Brandon Walker]

So if I hit a five and he hits a four, we tied.

[Kate]

Which is awesome because everything should be.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Kate]

You play relative to your own.

[Brandon Walker]

Correct.

[Joey Avery]

You would have to finish the 18 holes though.

[Brandon Walker]

No, you don't.

[Danny]

Well, no, no, don't.

[Brandon Walker]

You can log six, you can log nine. You can log nine.

[Danny]

But that's the first time I've quit in a while. But I was, I was, I was, I was trying to quit after 13. He wouldn't let me.

[Zach]

But as a non golf guy, is that the better etiquette to like quit knowing that you're Slowing everyone up.

[Brandon Walker]

I didn't realize. You see, I think it's fine etiquette if you stay in the cart.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You're just. I've taken holes off.

[Zach]

But still with. Even if you left and didn't stay in the cart, would they rather you just quit since you're holding them up?

[Danny]

No. No. They don't want you to quit.

[Brandon Walker]

That'd be a crazy move to quit and leave.

[Kate]

So when you quit, like, you can't even muster up the strength to drive a ball off the team.

[Danny]

I didn't want to get out of the car. I just. I was. I was. Something about my arms and. And I was. I was. I have this. I had this weird mental thing yesterday. People were watching and like, even when I hit it good, I would hit it 60% of the strength I usually have.

[Mark]

That's what I was hinting at. Not you lying.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Other. Is it. I have a crowd, Brandon.

[Brandon Walker]

Playing with strangers is very intimidating.

[Danny]

I have this weird thing, like, I hit a ball, I thought flush perfectly. It probably went 150 yards off the tape. And I just. I quit after that because I. I couldn't explain why my arms and my body wasn't producing the same amount of gusto that usually does. I was doing nothing. It was. It was terrible. It was embarrassing.

[Brandon Walker]

You're a weak man.

[Danny]

I was a weak man in front of those guys. They were. They were hitting the ball to the see and they did this.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon, that's where the handicap comes in.

[Danny]

Yeah, I guess.

[Brandon Walker]

Because then you can be like, hey, we're playing the same.

[Danny]

I gotta get a handicap. I gotta.

[Brandon Walker]

Like, if you play with a really good golf. Because I've had the same thing where it's like you play with a really good golfer. It's intimidating, as if you got a. If you got a handicap, it's like, dude, we're playing the same. Like, we're. You owe me a shot.

[Lindsay]

We're.

[Brandon Walker]

We're the exact same right now.

[Danny]

Yeah, I gotta. I'll hit big, big booty. Brandon up.

[Kate]

So golf seems like an activity that's more social than it is activity. It's odd that you guys are just like jump into groups with random strangers.

[Danny]

I don't like doing it, but I did say a couple weeks ago I would. I would invite the opportunity and this guy hit me up.

[Kate]

I know, like, those are somewhat related, but it.

[Brandon Walker]

I like doing it.

[Kate]

You'll go there and they'll just put you with two dudes.

[Danny]

Yeah, they can.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Kate]

That could be a tough 18.

[Danny]

It could be great though.

[Zach]

And.

[Joey Avery]

But it's. It's rare that people are respectful. Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Joey Avery]

It actually makes you think more people are cool because you'll be with a random dude for five hours. Like. Yeah, he was kind of sick.

[Brandon Walker]

I played nine holes the other day after it rained and just walked on the course, the public course here. And there was. It was just me and this one other dude. It's the two of us. Just like a guy date.

[Danny]

I play with a guy who just didn't speak English.

[Joey Avery]

So what.

[Big Cat]

What did he speak?

[Danny]

Don't know.

[Nick]

Whoa.

[Joey Avery]

Take a guess.

[Danny]

Slovakian or something.

[Brandon Walker]

He tried to speak English.

[Danny]

He.

[Big Cat]

He.

[Danny]

He had names.

[Brandon Walker]

What do you mean?

[Big Cat]

He could.

[Danny]

He could say names.

[Brandon Walker]

So he just said, hi, Brandon.

[Danny]

Yeah. And then he was. It was just. It was just over and over.

[Big Cat]

Was saying Brandon.

[Danny]

No, but it was just very broken. It was just very.

[Brandon Walker]

What other names was he saying?

[Mark]

What did it sound.

[Big Cat]

What was his name?

[Danny]

Don't remember, but it was just. It was very, very broken. It was a.

[Mark]

How did name.

[Danny]

I said. I said Brandon. I. I can't. I can't approximate.

[Brandon Walker]

Sounds like he only said his name.

[Joey Avery]

Try to say it.

[Mark]

Do your best.

[Danny]

No, no, no. Brand. He just said Brandon with an accent. I don't know what to tell you. It was just. You just a little like that?

[Kyle]

A little.

[Joey Avery]

I like that.

[Danny]

But more so. Oh, more so everything you did. More, more. Yeah, yeah.

[Kate]

And what's like, the. Is it tough to jump into ball busting with random dudes?

[Danny]

I. I find that to be the easiest thing to jump into.

[Kate]

You're good at that.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kate]

That sets the tone. You need somebody. Yeah.

[Danny]

On hole three. I was calling them all gay yesterday. All three of them.

[Big Cat]

Is there a chance that doesn't land, though?

[Danny]

There was a chance, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

But I, I.

[Danny]

Air traffic controllers that was gonna land.

[Brandon Walker]

I do a lot of ball busting that you can't fully sense that it's ball busting. Joey played with like, when someone hits it in the woods, I'm like, dude, that was great ball flight. Yeah, like the flight of the ball. It's like somebody great content when they hit a terrible shot. I'm like, that was great contact, though. But I'm actually.

[Kate]

Worst case scenario is you're playing horribly. You're crumbling. Every shot is worse than the last and nobody is busting your balls. They're kind of just awkwardly.

[Danny]

That's worse.

[Kate]

Yeah. Worst case scenario. Yeah, you gotta tell them, like, sucky shot, dude. Something like that.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah. You'd be good out there.

[Kate]

So yeah, yeah. I wouldn't.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you'd get it.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Mark]

I thought you were done with golf, Dan.

[Brandon Walker]

No, I'm back. Only nine holes.

[Mark]

Oh, that's right.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I can't play over two hours.

[Joey Avery]

It's kind of fun.

[Brandon Walker]

Nine holes of golf is, is exactly what I've been looking for in my life. I think it doesn't take a lot of time. And after nine holes I'm like, I could play a couple more.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Played 18 like three weeks ago, and by 13 I was like, someone just shoot me in the head.

[Danny]

12 to 14 is the right number of holes. 18 is a little too many. Yeah, nine's not enough.

[Brandon Walker]

But that's what I like because then I, I'm like, I had fun, I want to come back.

[Danny]

I can. I always get to the ninth hole and I finish it and I'm like, I just want to play nine today and then 10. Sitting over there looking at me. I gotta go play 10 and 11. If I play 11, I'm gonna play at least 15.

[Brandon Walker]

And if you get 16, then you quit.

[Danny]

Yeah, 16, I quit.

[Zach]

How long does 18 with four guys typically take?

[Danny]

About four hours.

[Joey Avery]

Four, four's fast.

[Brandon Walker]

It's too much time.

[Danny]

We went 8:30 to. I got done at 12, 12, 15 yesterday. So three at 3:45.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yesterday I played from 4:20 to 6: O'. Clock. It was perfect. That's the perfect amount.

[Danny]

Also, all golf should be played in the late afternoon. I think I don't play well in the mornings when the sun's coming up.

[Brandon Walker]

That's when you're, you're at your weekend.

[Danny]

I like sun going down.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, it is a vibe. Afternoon golf is.

[Danny]

The sun going down is better.

[Zach]

Golf and motion.

[Danny]

Sun going down, sun going down. I like the sun going down.

[Zach]

Sun going down.

[Danny]

So I don't like the sun coming up.

[Joey Avery]

Speaking of that, I got, I got. This has never happened to me. I got propos after one of my shows. Some guy was basically like, wanted me to bang his girl.

[Zach]

No way.

[Rico]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I'm shocked. That's.

[Joey Avery]

No, I'm not allowed to do that. Well, no, but she was, she was pretty solid too. Good looking. I was happy. I mean, at first I was like, look, this guy came back to back nights. One time alone, second time with his girl and he was saying like, oh. I started talking to them and he was like, oh, hey, be cool. I want to sleep in my bed tonight. I didn't know what that meant until after they came up in the line and basically more or less went for It.

[Rico]

What?

[Big Cat]

What? Verbatim. Tell me.

[Kate]

Actually, I'm interested.

[Danny]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

An ego boost.

[Joey Avery]

Well, it.

[Rico]

For a while.

[Big Cat]

Well, because he scouted you out the first night to make sure you could.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And you passed.

[Joey Avery]

I'm a good bull, I guess. And, yeah, basically, after, she was just like, yeah. We were trying to figure out if you were married and you're wearing a ring. I was like, yeah, I am.

[Brandon Walker]

And she's like, pretty good sign.

[Joey Avery]

She goes, yeah. She goes, well, you're lost. And I was like, like, what do you mean by that? And he walked away. And he was like, hey, whatever.

[Kyle]

And.

[Joey Avery]

And so they were hanging around, trying to, like, suss it out, and I was like, all right, thank you, guys. Like, buy a hat. Gotta leave. And I was. But I was still pumped. I was like, that feels good.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Joey Avery]

Ego boost. Until then, they. They gave the door guy their number too. I think they were just gonna let anyone.

[Danny]

Same levels.

[Mark]

Connor sprinted to your show.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, he heard about.

[Big Cat]

It was the night right out.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mark]

Sweating.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Joey Avery]

Sunday night, Connor came by the kb, was at the show, and then had had to leave. And then Connor was the last guy in my merch line, and I thought he had come to the show, but he was just walking home from the.

[Kate]

Connor. He was not. He was not at the show.

[Danny]

I'm a massive fan.

[Big Cat]

Could you just give a quick shout out to my friends at Mostly Sports real fast?

[Joey Avery]

You were last in line. Look to Walker at Almost Sports.

[Brandon Walker]

I love you guys.

[Joey Avery]

You know that. You're the best. I can't believe you're here.

[Big Cat]

It's good to see you, man.

[Joey Avery]

Let's go.

[Big Cat]

You think he went to the show? Sorry, I'm a little sweaty.

[Lindsay]

Sorry.

[Danny]

Listen to the last.

[Joey Avery]

Last seconds of that. He literally just goes, oh, sorry. I was just leaving the gym. I'm a little sweaty.

[Rico]

I just.

[Joey Avery]

He was just walking home and just saw a line, and it was for me. And he's like, oh, dude, you could.

[Big Cat]

What did the man.

[Lindsay]

Did he.

[Big Cat]

Did he look like a cuckold?

[Joey Avery]

No, none of it was kind of what you'd expect. Like, she was hotter than I would expect. And he was like. Like, maybe my age or, like, younger. I feel like it's older people.

[Mark]

Do you think he wants to do you?

[Joey Avery]

I don't know, because I was thinking about it.

[Mark]

I was like, rue. Like, he get there to bang his wife, and he's like, you're here for me?

[Joey Avery]

Well, yeah. He kept saying, like, I want to sleep in my own bed. Like, he wasn't gonna get to. So actually to me I was like, this sounds ideal because I don't even think he's in the room.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you tell your wife this story?

[Joey Avery]

No, I haven't.

[Danny]

Are you going?

[Joey Avery]

I'm going to.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Because that's always a tricky one.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah. I think you've told story when you're home.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Nick]

You share.

[Brandon Walker]

But then also it's like, wait, if you're getting propositions, does that happen often? Yeah, kind of situation watching this at

[Joey Avery]

all or probably not.

[Danny]

No chance.

[Joey Avery]

I don't think so.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Joey Avery]

Busy at her job. But yeah. No, I'll tell her. But I mean it's never happened before, so I'm still.

[Brandon Walker]

That's an awesome ego.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You gotta just.

[Kate]

Good for you and nothing against the guy. I think that should be illegal.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah.

[Danny]

That is really.

[Brandon Walker]

Why.

[Kate]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

It's.

[Kate]

It just like it feels like an invasion of something.

[Joey Avery]

It's an invasion of his girl.

[Kate]

Come me and my wife.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah.

[Danny]

What?

[Big Cat]

Dude, that was illegal.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think you gotta him.

[Kate]

I would feel obligated.

[Zach]

Yes.

[Joey Avery]

So if you were me.

[Danny]

You're rude.

[Joey Avery]

You're a rude person. Yeah. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You think proposition. Propositioning your wife should be illegal?

[Kate]

Like going up to dudes and being like, you want to me and my wife?

[Brandon Walker]

No, no.

[Mark]

You.

[Brandon Walker]

You keep adding them.

[Rico]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think that's.

[Kate]

Oh, oh, yes it is.

[Brandon Walker]

No, it's that.

[Kate]

But what would he. What would he even want to do?

[Brandon Walker]

Watch.

[Joey Avery]

I will say he kind of was clearing the lane. He didn't really say much. It was like. He was like, hey, I'm going to go stand over here. Like. You talk to her.

[Brandon Walker]

You keep adding in the guy. I don't think you got to the guy.

[Joey Avery]

I don't want to the guy.

[Danny]

So it's just understood that she was going to get to you.

[Joey Avery]

Yes.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

He was going to watch.

[Joey Avery]

Okay with it.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Joey Avery]

I didn't even know if he was going to watch.

[Brandon Walker]

He probably was going to watch. I don't think you. I don't think you do that without watching.

[Kate]

He was going to dip his toes into you.

[Brandon Walker]

No, not even metaphor. That wasn't true.

[Kate]

They would go up to a couple.

[Lindsay]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Danny]

A couple.

[Kate]

They would both misdiagnosing.

[Brandon Walker]

No, you're missing a cuckold.

[Joey Avery]

I think it's a.

[Kate]

It's a hole.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Joey Avery]

Or severely open.

[Brandon Walker]

A couple is just swapping and they all.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

This situation sounds like he's gonna literally sit and watch.

[Danny]

Did you think about it? Did you like.

[Brandon Walker]

I Think guys off.

[Joey Avery]

I mean, I'm not allowed to do it. My wife would not be happy.

[Mark]

That was.

[Brandon Walker]

You should.

[Rico]

That was the problem.

[Joey Avery]

And the guy was a little annoying.

[Big Cat]

Your wife would not be happy.

[Mark]

She's gonna be. Been mad.

[Big Cat]

I guess I'm in the doghouse for this one.

[Joey Avery]

If I was a single guy, it would have been. The challenge would have been like, God, I don't know how much more time I want to spend with these people cuz they're kind of annoying me. But also I kind of, you know, it's an experience.

[Brandon Walker]

Have you ever asked your wife if you're allowed to do that?

[Joey Avery]

I don't think she liked the question.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. I'm just saying there's no dumb questions.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Like honey, no dumb questions. Right.

[Joey Avery]

Maybe I'll just soft float it without telling the story.

[Brandon Walker]

If this happens, I'll call in tomorrow

[Joey Avery]

and let you know how that went.

[Brandon Walker]

It doesn't. Does feel a little different than like just straight cheating though. Because the other guy is there.

[Joey Avery]

Right. It's like above, like if everyone.

[Brandon Walker]

It's like a weird.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Joey Avery]

And there are people. I know that there are some comics who are like very much in open relationships and are allowed to do things like that, but I don't know, that seems kind of challenging.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Open relationships always feel like a myth too.

[Danny]

Someone's.

[Brandon Walker]

Someone's a little more open than the other.

[Kate]

Somewhat one sided.

[Big Cat]

The dude is never getting laid.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Because who.

[Kate]

Somebody has to. To pose that.

[Brandon Walker]

Right, Right.

[Kate]

Unless you go into it on your dating profile like, hey, I'm open, I'm a swinger.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah. But then you're swinging. I feel like people, they end up spending a lot of time on that. Yeah.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You can't do anything else.

[Mark]

Right.

[Joey Avery]

You're just swinging.

[Kyle]

It's.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You're like. Swingers aren't sitting down and watching the ball game.

[Joey Avery]

No, they're not.

[Brandon Walker]

No. They're just figuring out what hole they're gonna fill.

[Danny]

Just

[Mark]

say goodbye to the ball again.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

They ain't ripping Xbox360.

[Kate]

No.

[Zach]

No swingers not golfing 18 holes.

[Brandon Walker]

Nope. Absolutely not.

[Big Cat]

If being a cuckold was illegal, that's the most pathetic mug shot you could have. That's the.

[Brandon Walker]

I think some people get off to that.

[Joey Avery]

Oh, they certainly do.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Lindsay]

Well, do you talked about how golf is tough with people you don't know? I don't want anybody. If Pat saw what I look like doing, I don't think he'd ever want to hook up with me again.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, it'd be weird to have someone watching you have sex.

[Brandon Walker]

And imagine if you pulled a Brandon and quit at 16. He's just about to come. You're like, I'm done.

[Kate]

I'm done.

[Brandon Walker]

My arms don't feel strong anymore.

[Joey Avery]

I'll sit in the chair.

[Brandon Walker]

You just. Yeah, you know what? Masturbate. I'll. I'll watch you.

[Zach]

He's only saying my name.

[Brandon Walker]

I got a migraine.

[Kate]

The margin for error, like, you have to perform.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Joey Avery]

I imagine the. The goodbye would be insane.

[Brandon Walker]

You gotta get out.

[Joey Avery]

You have to just leave. Gotta get your. And bounce.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You gotta jump out the window.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

The door's right there.

[Joey Avery]

You guys want to watch a movie? Now you're debating what to do, and

[Kate]

you end up getting, like, almost reverse cucked. Like, he's in the chair. Then like, you can't get hard. And he's like, all right, let me show you first.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Rico]

Now you're just watching your nightmare situation.

[Kate]

Just like this. All right, your turn. Wait. Yeah. You saw what I did, right?

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Just like.

[Joey Avery]

That's what she likes.

[Brandon Walker]

What she likes?

[Lindsay]

Like in Ghost.

[Big Cat]

There you go. You got it. You're getting it.

[Joey Avery]

You're pretty good at this sport.

[Kate]

Feel this cold hand on your shoulder. I'm right here, buddy.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, it seems better in theory than practice.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I don't think that would be a situation I'd want to ever be in.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, but it's nice to be asked.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that's. That's what I'm saying. The ego boost. Like those little ego boosts.

[Joey Avery]

But again, then. Then she asked the door guy and shout out to he's awesome.

[Brandon Walker]

But that was. I've told the story. But I had the. In Tahoe last year, my wife was coming for the weekend, and before I was waiting for in the lobby, and this woman came up to me who was attractive. And she was like, oh, my God, big cat. You're one of my hall passes. And I was like, oh, cool. And she's. I was like, who are the other ones? She's like, Shane Gillis and Trump. And I was, oh, so just out of shape. Funny guys. You couldn't have thrown in Brad Pitt or someone like, give. Someone with a spec is insane at this point.

[Kate]

Funny guy to.

[Joey Avery]

Do you think she wants Gillis to

[Big Cat]

do the Trump 2 birds?

[Joey Avery]

It's a great.

[Brandon Walker]

Who's actually at the hotel too. The Stormy Daniels Hotel.

[Joey Avery]

Oh, my God. Oh, she was a fan of the game.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Joey Avery]

Was she odd?

[Brandon Walker]

She was attractive.

[Big Cat]

What's The Stormy. Which one's the Stormy Daniels Hotel?

[Brandon Walker]

I think the. I think the. That at, like, where the tournament was, I think. Oh, okay.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mark]

My wife and I don't have a hall pass situation. My understanding is it's one, Right?

[Rico]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

That's why it's single, I believe.

[Mark]

So she's got three. Is that just a. Does she have a longer list of people?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, her hall passes, every man.

[Danny]

I think she.

[Brandon Walker]

I think she was like, well, one of the three of them will make me come.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

If we. If we combine all their powers.

[Rico]

Or, like, I can maybe get.

[Brandon Walker]

Get catch one orgasm.

[Big Cat]

Do you have one hall pass? And it's multiple people, so if you come across them and then it's done.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Danny]

Hall passes are just completely hypothetical small talks we make in relationships.

[Lindsay]

Right.

[Danny]

There's no trouble. There's no couple out there who's actually done a hall pass.

[Brandon Walker]

No. Hall passes are a trick by women to get you in trouble to say something you shouldn't say.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah. You just pick someone who's not right.

[Danny]

Kate. But they have no problem saying what they want to say.

[Joey Avery]

Your ex?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, my high school.

[Big Cat]

My ex is my hall.

[Brandon Walker]

My first love.

[Kate]

Just for closure. I gotta really see it end.

[Joey Avery]

Really close the loop.

[Brandon Walker]

Thinking about it a lot. Yeah. It's a trick. It's a trick question. You don't answer hall pass questions ever.

[Joey Avery]

And what are the chances that, like, your hall pass is some famous person who's like, okay, perfect. Yeah, I'll. You.

[Kate]

Yeah, I'm allowed if you're a girl.

[Joey Avery]

Well, yes.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, that's actually true. I think it's probably happened.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Joey Avery]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

The, like, super famous.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach]

Wait, so she just went up to the security guard without her husband yesterday and asked.

[Joey Avery]

They were lingering a lot, and they were the last people in my line. And so I went back to the green room to, like, pack my stuff up. And then we, like, walked out and we saw him just, like. Like, still hanging out by the door and, like, talking to the door guy.

[Brandon Walker]

What if they were talking to him being like, can you arrest this guy?

[Danny]

He won't.

[Nick]

My wife.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, don't let him in here anymore.

[Joey Avery]

I was pumped for him because he watched the whole thing happen because he was helping take photos, and he was just like, oh, this is how the other half lives, bro. And he literally was like, I'll do it. He's like, if they want to have a good time at the club, I'll give it to him. I was like, dude, go Back, Back. And he got the number. But then even he came back and was feeling a little conflicted. He's like, I think I should just go home. And then he's like, unless I start

[Big Cat]

drinking, I don't know.

[Joey Avery]

Great weekend, though. Chicago in the summer is unreal.

[Brandon Walker]

There's always going on. There's a lot of.

[Joey Avery]

I went out on a boat, went to the playpen.

[Danny]

It was.

[Brandon Walker]

It was a.

[Danny]

It was a yacht earlier.

[Joey Avery]

It was a yacht. No, trust me, it was a yacht. Big yacht. Grilling up lamb. It's an odd job. It was. The guy was very good.

[Brandon Walker]

Were they Greek?

[Joey Avery]

I don't know what they are, but they were lovely. God, we had a hell of a time.

[Danny]

How'd you end up on it?

[Joey Avery]

Friend guy now out here? Yeah, it was a very fun. Fun, but we had to take a water taxi off of it to make the show in time.

[Nick]

What?

[Big Cat]

So you called a water taxi to the yacht?

[Lindsay]

There's, like, boat Ubers in the harbor. You can just.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah. So we're on the yacht, and the yacht wasn't going time. But the guy who had the yacht kind of knows everybody, so he called the water taxi, who, like, canceled their other things and came over and picked us up and took us back.

[Big Cat]

God damn. You've done more in Chicago in one weekend. Yeah, it was a good proposition for sex in a boat is beyond my grasp.

[Danny]

It's my whole life.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah, dude.

[Kate]

And you crushed it for an hour straight.

[Joey Avery]

Oh, thank you.

[Kate]

You're so good at. You just flow, dude.

[Joey Avery]

Thank you very much.

[Kate]

Yeah, everything is so intentional and, like, delivered perfectly. And then you, like, weave into crowd work and you think, like, wait, he's got to stop here. And you just make it happen.

[Joey Avery]

Thank you, man.

[Kate]

Yeah, it was a. It was phenomenal show. I. I'm glad you are a performer.

[Joey Avery]

Thank you.

[Kate]

Artist.

[Danny]

What is it?

[Joey Avery]

Dude, he was good.

[Kate]

I just like, one.

[Danny]

Yeah, you're gushing.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that was too.

[Danny]

Compliments.

[Joey Avery]

That's so good. Yeah. Very nice. And if you want to see that live, Joey.com is all the life.

[Big Cat]

Wait a minute.

[Joey Avery]

Crowd work special.

[Big Cat]

Was it you and your fiance?

[Rico]

This. Hold on.

[Big Cat]

Wait a goddamn sec. Yeah, Kai was at the show, too.

[Joey Avery]

Love the door guy, too. Door guy is awesome.

[Big Cat]

He's a performer.

[Kate]

The. The couple in front of me.

[Lindsay]

The.

[Kate]

The dude was laughing so hard, but, like, in his girls, he was burying himself into a girl to laugh, and I was like, that's.

[Joey Avery]

That's odd.

[Kate]

That's a little. She's not turned on by that yeah.

[Lindsay]

What do you mean?

[Kate]

Like he was, he was laughing so hard he had to like bury his face into her shoulder. Her like her face and neck and bosom.

[Big Cat]

That would be awesome.

[Kate]

Yeah, he was just like straight. He had to canoodle. He was laughing so. Which is like. Yeah, it was funny but like that was.

[Joey Avery]

It's a lot.

[Kate]

That was a lot like it's.

[Joey Avery]

It's funny. It's not that it can't be that funny but the Yak fans certainly showed up for the crowd. Work special. A lot of ants, a lot of ants, a lot of corn.

[Brandon Walker]

Love it.

[Joey Avery]

A little bit of Gorski still. Yeah, it's great. Mostly corn and ant based comments. Appreciate you guys.

[Brandon Walker]

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[Joey Avery]

Roback.

[Brandon Walker]

By the way, did you see the guy who got dummied by the bison? Is okay.

[Big Cat]

He's okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he laughed it off. No, it's even better.

[Danny]

Oh good, good.

[Big Cat]

He was like an older man in suspenders.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he.

[Big Cat]

Wow, that's really impressive.

[Brandon Walker]

He was like. Yeah, that was funny.

[Big Cat]

This kind of proves your point with like animals.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah, look. Yellowstone visitor FL identified his grandfather immediately laughed it off.

[Mark]

Oh yeah.

[Joey Avery]

Oh, that's good because the first thing I saw was. Seriously?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I saw that too. That was it really kind of makes it so that we. Well I still.

[Joey Avery]

How can an old man land from that high?

[Mark]

I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

This place. Serious. Yeah, he was really not a I also got to know what jersey that was. If that's a Fitzpatrick Dolphins.

[Lindsay]

Oh my God.

[Kate]

Oh no.

[Brandon Walker]

It's so funny.

[Danny]

It is.

[Big Cat]

Now that he's good.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. The fact that he was like, I'm just gonna keep running around these trees

[Joey Avery]

and hopefully it's like an old timey cartoon.

[Danny]

Yeah, it worked for a minute.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he was good.

[Big Cat]

This is how Shaggy.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Got him.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh man, that Bison was pissed.

[Lindsay]

Pissed.

[Joey Avery]

I heard the cameraman went and like saved him. Cuz the bison was kind of standing over.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh sh.

[Joey Avery]

The cameraman and some other people went and like got big and yelled, dude,

[Brandon Walker]

if you survive that. That's the. That's like the coolest thing to have. I show every Jordan jump mat on a polo te.

[Mark]

Kind of looks like the logo from ridiculousness.

[Rico]

It does.

[Kate]

Titus.

[Mark]

Yeah. You know what I'm talking about.

[Big Cat]

Really does, man.

[Brandon Walker]

Badass.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

How the did you. The good pool, brother.

[Kate]

How did you know their logo? I guess they're everywhere.

[Joey Avery]

Some college team who's the Bison should make a logo out of that, right? Alternate helmet

[Big Cat]

does, I guess. Danny, you'd know this. How is Dante's relationship with Chuck Naso?

[Zach]

He kind of accuses him of. Of pulling strings that he doesn't even pull behind the scenes. I guess they were having like a talk this morning.

[Big Cat]

I saw that long tweet.

[Danny]

A 30 minute talk or.

[Zach]

And then at the end, Chuck was like, you can't post any of this because Luki Blutman was filming all of it.

[Danny]

Just had a half hour talk with Chuck Naso about the state of the company, work ethics, marketing or promotion, intercompany drama and politics, unfair treatment of the social media team, The New York vs Chicago non rivalry and more. All in front of Luki. Filming it all. When we were wrapped, he told Luke he can't post any of that. And there you have it.

[Nick]

It.

[Danny]

Well, now that we know that. Oh, is this it?

[Zach]

Oh, they did post.

[Joey Avery]

I think about it tomorrow. Where were you wearing right now? Just don't wear white shoes.

[Nick]

We had a.

[Tate]

We had a.

[Joey Avery]

We had a tough weekend this weekend.

[Danny]

That's explosive.

[Joey Avery]

You were firing off tweets at me all weekend.

[Rico]

Off.

[Joey Avery]

One tweet at you all week.

[Brandon Walker]

Call me a terrorist.

[Kate]

At five in the morning.

[Joey Avery]

I was feeding my child and I woke up too.

[Big Cat]

I was expecting this to be more heated.

[Joey Avery]

Chuck, NASA's a terrorist.

[Brandon Walker]

And then you were hanging out with Chris Lake, my boy.

[Joey Avery]

That was that tweet. That was the. Yeah, that was the one. I. I wanted good friends.

[Mark]

Yeah, right.

[Nick]

Is this it?

[Zach]

Is this the actual footage?

[Joey Avery]

Dante's an un, a misunderstood artist. Like when he calls you a terrorist, it's like basically being like your best friend.

[Danny]

This is just nice talk.

[Mark]

Like you like me.

[Joey Avery]

It's in, it's in.

[Brandon Walker]

It's in jest.

[Big Cat]

Some, but some people, some people would

[Brandon Walker]

be like, he's about to get exposed.

[Danny]

We have too many cameras here.

[Joey Avery]

That's the meanest thing you could ever say about somebody. I'm like, no, Dante's my guy. What was it? I don't even remember. What did it say?

[Mark]

What would I.

[Big Cat]

It's about the social clips. The, the viva the school scenes clips

[Mark]

that we're going out on.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, yeah, I remember that. No, you called me.

[Kate]

You call me a terrorist.

[Joey Avery]

You said you're a mean little person with an accident.

[Big Cat]

This would have been awesome.

[Rico]

As is breaking the fourth wall.

[Joey Avery]

Find the tweet where you call me a terrorist.

[Brandon Walker]

He's going to delete it. But I will find.

[Joey Avery]

I will find the terrorist. Say that I said we have the social team is some of the best, hardest working employees anywhere.

[Brandon Walker]

Led by you see, this is also what's going to happen after last week. We're just getting a lot of clips of just boring being nice to each other. Like, well, we put it out.

[Danny]

You are here at work.

[Brandon Walker]

That's not what we're looking for.

[Joey Avery]

I'm at work also, which is a factual.

[Mark]

Why do I have an axe to grab?

[Big Cat]

You never used to.

[Joey Avery]

But then you moved to New York and worked for him for three years and then you came out of the gas factory like a mini version of him.

[Danny]

Here we go.

[Joey Avery]

I just pre New York naso and post New York naso before like the Gaz transformation.

[Rico]

You've got like a lobotomy.

[Big Cat]

You're like a different person.

[Joey Avery]

You even have the same mannerisms. You even like. You even like.

[Big Cat]

They're both starting out with gas language as him. It's crazy.

[Joey Avery]

It's like crazy. You're like mini me. It's nuts. Yeah. I'm just shocked.

[Big Cat]

How long is this?

[Danny]

But you guys, 37 days.

[Big Cat]

It feels about that.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a compliment. I wish that could have been added the tweet not.

[Zach]

It was.

[Joey Avery]

I mean, run a great program.

[Rico]

No, you guys too.

[Big Cat]

It was great.

[Joey Avery]

And did you read you're a great landscaper.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you read in Dave's book about

[Joey Avery]

how he pointed out how Paul like has like zero.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that was a clip we didn't need.

[Joey Avery]

Like, he runs like it's like pretty

[Kate]

good flirting

[Joey Avery]

oh, no, that's a film.

[Nick]

The best.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, so best of the best. Okay, so let's talk your show.

[Joey Avery]

Peyton cuts clips. Do you guys post your clips?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Joey Avery]

Do you, like, straight up post them to your time? Does everybody do it? When you say you get 10 clips an episode.

[Lindsay]

Would you.

[Brandon Walker]

If you. Cream team, which is actually. I'm glad that you did you guys

[Tate]

know there was no.

[Brandon Walker]

Was there no ice cream all last week?

[Danny]

I was gonna text you. Yeah, I didn't want to bother you. I didn't want to bother you. We gotta make plans. When y' all gonna be out of town?

[Brandon Walker]

Rent in. I completely agree. I scolded Zach last night. I said yes. Am I the most important person that always needs ice cream before everyone else? Yes.

[Danny]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

But that doesn't mean everyone else doesn't need ice cream.

[Danny]

I went over there, like, Wednesday, and I almost texted you, but I figured you didn't want to hear it.

[Big Cat]

We had a rugby team in, and we really could have used ice cream.

[Brandon Walker]

So there was no ice cream all last week and you never told me.

[Mark]

There's Luke Blutman, the clip.

[Danny]

We have cameras in here, Luke.

[Kyle]

Yeah, we've got ice cream right now in this.

[Brandon Walker]

There was no ice cream last week and you didn't say anything.

[Kyle]

We were trying to take care of the problem. We should have ran it up the flag pole sooner.

[Danny]

Let me. Let me. Let me handle this, Big cat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Me and Zach have the best debates. Hey, Zach.

[Kyle]

What's going on?

[Danny]

Brandon, we didn't have ice cream here last week.

[Kyle]

You should have had ice cream last week.

[Danny]

But we didn't.

[Kyle]

I know you didn't.

[Danny]

How do we fix that? I would like ice cream.

[Kyle]

We just got to get you more ice cream. We've got to.

[Joey Avery]

We've got got.

[Kyle]

We've got ice cream options here currently. We got some pints.

[Brandon Walker]

No, no, no.

[Danny]

But we have an ice cream machine that. That. That some people paid a lot of money for.

[Kyle]

I know. And we. We got to get it back working.

[Danny]

Okay. Is it working now? Is the ice cream machine working now?

[Kyle]

I don't believe so. No, sir.

[Brandon Walker]

Why you pause like that? You know, it's not.

[Kyle]

I know, but I. There was always a chance.

[Brandon Walker]

Were you hoping in the, like, two seconds that you paused, it would have just magically.

[Kyle]

I just want to double check really quick because I gave wrong information on the initial week, so I didn't want to be wrong again.

[Danny]

If I walked over there right now and went to the ice cream machine, what's the chance I get ice cream.

[Kyle]

Zero Cold stone though.

[Brandon Walker]

We got Cold stone.

[Danny]

That's great. That's amazing.

[Brandon Walker]

Do the Cold Stone read.

[Kyle]

We do the flavor of the summer here.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it is incredible. But this is a problem. Zach.

[Danny]

Big Cat was gone all week this summer.

[Kyle]

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[Brandon Walker]

I did have Cold Stone last night. It is so good. It is so good.

[Lindsay]

I've been eating. They dropped the tacos off here. The chocolate peanut butter tacos. Eating far more than I should.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, but yeah, Zach, it's the, it's the lack of communication that is killer. We spent every day together last week.

[Kyle]

Never for a moment should we have thought that we should. We should always just, just came to you immediately.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Alert the problem.

[Kyle]

Definitely.

[Brandon Walker]

We can attack it.

[Rico]

We're.

[Kyle]

We're going to. We're attacking it. But we should have all been in the know when it comes to attacking it. Definitely.

[Danny]

See, the issue is that we didn't have ice cream in the machine. We wanted it.

[Kyle]

That's true.

[Brandon Walker]

And just because I'm out doesn't mean

[Kyle]

that it's for the Entire office.

[Danny]

No, cuz Dan is the most important. But I'm very, very, very close to.

[Joey Avery]

So close.

[Danny]

So close. House.

[Brandon Walker]

He's a heartbeat away from. From the presidency.

[Danny]

That's.

[Kyle]

Everyone should be able to enjoy ice cream in this office. Which is why I'm glad you're enjoying ice cream.

[Danny]

But especially me, though.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you do.

[Danny]

I. I've got some delicious cold stone right here and I'm gonna eat it

[Brandon Walker]

when I have to do a public event. Brandon, we put him in a safe house.

[Danny]

That's right. We can't. We can't fly on the same plane.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, completely understandable.

[Brandon Walker]

Gotta understand that.

[Kyle]

All right, we'll get it. We'll get back for you guys.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Was it just like a clog or like a lack of.

[Kyle]

It's like a beat. We got a notification. It was like beater overload, which, like the. One of the freezing cylinders, the thing that spins in the middle. And since it went off with Noah's here, like obviously dairy, it sits in there no good. So we just want to make sure we address the problem and give it like a super deep clean just to avoid any kind of like illnesses or sicknesses.

[Danny]

And now that you've had about a month to digest, would you agree that Jalen Brunson is the greatest snake of all time?

[Kyle]

Jalen Brunson, a hell of a player, Brandon.

[Zach]

Right.

[Danny]

Thank you, Zach.

[Brandon Walker]

Thank you, Zach.

[Danny]

Thank you, Zach.

[Brandon Walker]

Great job, Zach.

[Kyle]

Would anyone else like some ice cream?

[Brandon Walker]

I will in a minute.

[Lindsay]

I'll take some. Yeah, I get off my.

[Danny]

Thank you, Zach.

[Brandon Walker]

That boy, he's a good boy.

[Danny]

He's a good boy.

[Brandon Walker]

He's a really good boy.

[Danny]

He's a really good boy.

[Brandon Walker]

He's a really good boy. He means really well.

[Danny]

Good boy.

[Joey Avery]

I've never seen anyone move like that.

[Danny]

No, nobody ever has. Nobody ever has.

[Lindsay]

Thank you.

[Danny]

He's. He's.

[Big Cat]

It's almost like he's wound.

[Danny]

He's bouncing slowly.

[Lindsay]

But he's good at basketball, right?

[Danny]

No, no.

[Brandon Walker]

Hell no.

[Danny]

You're thinking of Reed.

[Lindsay]

I think it's because the first time we ever zoomed him in, he was playing basketball by himself.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, because he was trying to get better.

[Danny]

No, not good at all.

[Brandon Walker]

He was trying to get better from being dog.

[Joey Avery]

He has like an apologetic gait. Yeah, he's.

[Brandon Walker]

He's crack. He's perfected the hustle without moving fast.

[Rico]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

If you're like, Zach, you go grab that. He's going to go the speed of a walk.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

He's going to make it look like it's an emergency.

[Danny]

It's how everybody crosses the street and makes it look like they're going fast. Pumps their arms, but they're not going fast at all.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, Watch. Go. Hey, put it back on him. Zach, can you grab me. Can you grab me a water from over there?

[Danny]

Yeah, Now I really is already.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. No, look, he's not going fast.

[Kate]

It's like the. The gate of a 1940 puppet.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he's moving.

[Kate]

Great depression toy. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I don't know where his feet are going.

[Kate]

To a wooden toe.

[Brandon Walker]

Geppetto has got his hands above him right now. Yeah.

[Kate]

Dust bowl ass tool.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you could. The. The. The mother and father couldn't eat for a month.

[Danny]

Christmas.

[Brandon Walker]

Kids. They gave that to their kids.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I got it.

[Nick]

I would like water.

[Danny]

Thank you. See you, Zach. I do need to talk to him, like, once a week.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he's a great guy to talk

[Joey Avery]

to, impossible to not like. Yeah, right. Rolla was trying to trade you for him.

[Zach]

Bigot.

[Danny]

What? What?

[Brandon Walker]

Trade me?

[Danny]

Well, who was he offering?

[Kyle]

Kyle.

[Brandon Walker]

He was offering his Kyle.

[Joey Avery]

They're trying to do an exchange program.

[Brandon Walker]

An exchange program would be funny.

[Danny]

We can do inner show trades.

[Big Cat]

We should do a week of that.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, you should have a trade deadline.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I'll put Connor Griffin on the market right now.

[Big Cat]

I'll give you cash consideration.

[Brandon Walker]

Keep going.

[Danny]

Wow.

[Brandon Walker]

Connor Griffin passed all waivers.

[Danny]

He had a tweet hit 20 million views this weekend.

[Big Cat]

He tweets that out a lot, doesn't he?

[Danny]

No. He sold for evo.

[Brandon Walker]

No Evo does the shifter tweet being like, Connor Griffin has a tryout with shrinkage,

[Zach]

but the tweak get so many numbers because it was getting ratioed or.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, no. People fall for it every time. It's insane. There was, like, a quote tweet that had, like, 3,000 retweets on it.

[Danny]

It had. It had 458,000 likes.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. That's great.

[Big Cat]

Crazy.

[Joey Avery]

Connor said he gained 30, 000 followers because of this tweet. What?

[Danny]

He's done 6 million views today. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

30, 000.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

No way.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Zach]

Can we.

[Lindsay]

I'm gonna do that right now.

[Big Cat]

Is that Ebo?

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, I might do the same tweet.

[Brandon Walker]

He was at 4. He was at 40.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Kate]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, that's insane. Good for him.

[Danny]

And he both tweeted that, like, 12 times.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Good tactic.

[Danny]

Oh, I put. I just put Connor Griffin on the trade block.

[Mark]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

He cleared waivers.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

No one claimed him.

[Danny]

Look at that. My brother in Christ. Is that concrete?

[Kate]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon Walker]

Holy. Yeah, I mean, everyone fell for it.

[Danny]

I think he was doing it earnestly though. Kinda.

[Joey Avery]

No, he explained it.

[Lindsay]

He.

[Danny]

Connor Griffin, never. There's always some earnesty. And there's a.

[Brandon Walker]

The funniest part about that picture is if you just turn around, there's a beach.

[Joey Avery]

No, he said it's double irony because he doesn't like that when people tweeted, they're on Chicago. So he's being ironic. And on how that tweet is on Chicago, which makes it earnest because he likes the concrete be.

[Big Cat]

Does he have double irony?

[Kate]

Exactly right.

[Mark]

You got it. You got it perfectly. You did read that. Perfect. That's incredible.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a weapon. I do not feel safe in Connor Griffin's hands. Double irony. Double irony we do not need. Like him walking around with a suitcase of nuclear football double irony.

[Big Cat]

So double double irony is just being earnest.

[Danny]

Yeah, it's right. It's right beside the joke.

[Brandon Walker]

Hit him with the old double irony.

[Big Cat]

You guys don't get it.

[Brandon Walker]

Just doing a bit. Did you guys see I got to the bottom of Tony Romo's free hat? That's like a 10 year story I've been working on.

[Danny]

No, didn't see this.

[Brandon Walker]

Tony Romo. This is like old school barstool blogs.

[Tate]

He.

[Brandon Walker]

He did one Pizza Hut commercial commercial probably 13 years ago, and he had a blue hat on that had no logo. And then he. I think they got. Gave him a free hat for the Pizza Hut commercial. And then he just wore it everywhere for like years. And we interviewed him today on PMT and I was like, dude, come clean. He's like, yeah, they gave me a free hat. And I like that. And he still has it. He still wears it.

[Joey Avery]

That is how hats work. Yeah, sometimes it is.

[Brandon Walker]

It's exactly how hats work, dude.

[Joey Avery]

You just get one and it's like, yeah, that's it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, my hat now. Yeah, but the fact it was a free Pizza Hut commercial hat.

[Big Cat]

You didn't crack the code on hats.

[Brandon Walker]

It's exactly how hats work. Yeah, you get one and you're like, damn, this is a good hat.

[Kate]

Yeah, Pizza Hut gave him a hat for the commercial. That wasn't a Pizza Hut hat.

[Brandon Walker]

No, it was a blank blue.

[Kate]

It wasn't even colors.

[Danny]

It was a logoless hat.

[Mark]

Cowboys hat without the cowboys.

[Danny]

Correct.

[Mark]

Correct. Because they couldn't use the correct.

[Danny]

Those always look so shitty in commercial.

[Brandon Walker]

And then he just wore it everywhere. And I'd track it every be like, oh, there he is at a Duke game. Yeah, he's wearing the Free pizza. She thinks he's getting one over. That's the hat.

[Joey Avery]

Oh, I. I recognize.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Yeah. See, he wore it everywhere. So happy Pizza Hut hat finally got closure. It feels good.

[Lindsay]

Good.

[Brandon Walker]

Took a long time.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Why have him wear a hat in the first place?

[Big Cat]

He was always wearing a hat.

[Brandon Walker]

He was a hat guy.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Zach]

He has hair, though.

[Brandon Walker]

He does, in fact.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, but don't you have hair?

[Danny]

You guys all have hair.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, but for a commercial, right?

[Danny]

You had it every day. You had it every day.

[Big Cat]

I've had it every day.

[Danny]

You're had it every day. Every.

[Brandon Walker]

Some days.

[Kyle]

Not.

[Danny]

You're headed a lot.

[Mark]

Generally. Yeah. Bad timing for you to make that point, but.

[Danny]

No, no, I was just.

[Mark]

I am generally had it.

[Danny]

I'm doing a.

[Big Cat]

Having a really incredible hair day as.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah, well, he got a haircut. He looks. He looks.

[Mark]

I didn't get a haircut.

[Danny]

Not wearing a hat at some point in time. You got a haircut.

[Mark]

You got me there.

[Brandon Walker]

You got them all cut.

[Mark]

You got me there, Kate.

[Danny]

I'll never look at you.

[Lindsay]

That's okay.

[Tate]

Kate.

[Brandon Walker]

Notice you're not wearing silver today.

[Lindsay]

I am.

[Mark]

What?

[Danny]

Wait, it's just a little bit. That little bit of silver.

[Brandon Walker]

Get out of here.

[Lindsay]

Me and the neighborhood moms went and got permanents put on.

[Danny]

What are you wearing, salmon permanents?

[Lindsay]

What is it where they, like, burn it on you?

[Danny]

You know what?

[Lindsay]

Yeah, they like, weld it on you so you can never take it off.

[Brandon Walker]

What? You're making that official?

[Lindsay]

It's pretty official.

[Big Cat]

What if there's a falling out and

[Lindsay]

they cut it off?

[Big Cat]

Okay, what if one of them.

[Lindsay]

No, one of the moms hosted a party at the store? She got a discount.

[Brandon Walker]

How was your weekend, Kate?

[Danny]

Yeah, Kate, how was your weekend?

[Mark]

Yeah, I heard this, too, Kate.

[Kate]

Heard what?

[Danny]

Hey, how was your weekend?

[Lindsay]

Wait, heard what?

[Zach]

Oh, we're bringing this up.

[Tate]

Where?

[Kate]

Oh, we're doing this.

[Lindsay]

Are you talking about where was Pat?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Lindsay]

Was I a little maybe.

[Brandon Walker]

Was Pat maybe working on a golf cart 15 hours this weekend?

[Lindsay]

Saturday morning he was like, do you care if I run to PFTS for just, like, a little bit and I'll be back later? I was like, for what? He's like, I got to help him with his golf cart. He came back Sunday afternoon

[Brandon Walker]

and the golf cart is not working and we

[Lindsay]

only have one car and he took the car. So I'm like, riding the city bus with our kids at 100 degree heat all over town.

[Big Cat]

He stayed the night?

[Lindsay]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

At PFTs, they were trying to. To. To fix PFT's golf cart.

[Lindsay]

They were trying to make it go fast. Yeah, they wanted to up the miles per hour.

[Danny]

Wait, not even fixing it? Just. Just souping it up. No.

[Brandon Walker]

PFD had a golf cart that when. When it went up hills, it would, like, almost stall out.

[Danny]

Oh, it couldn't. Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

And.

[Lindsay]

And neither of them is pft.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Lindsay]

No. Neither is Pat. So. I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

I think BFC wanted to just buy a new golf cart. But Pat. Pat bought the parts first.

[Lindsay]

Yes. Our trunk was full of very expensive tools. I was like, what is happening? And then they were gone. He sent me a picture at like, almost midnight Saturday night. And it was them just, like drenching sweat in the garage. Like, wires and stuff everywhere. Like the engine. I don't know.

[Mark]

Was the.

[Kate]

Did he send you that? Like, oh, babe, we're close.

[Lindsay]

The next day. What did he say?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think they got it either.

[Lindsay]

On Sunday morning, I said. Because I was like, surely they're done tinkering on this golf cart. And I was like, hey, when are you back? And he said, sorry, just need two more hours. I was like, what the.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Lindsay]

Finishing the cart.

[Brandon Walker]

So that's. That's dedication. Because I would give up so fast.

[Danny]

Those boys had the time of their lives, huh?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't. I don't think so.

[Danny]

They didn't have fun. No.

[Brandon Walker]

Because I think it took so long.

[Danny]

Oh, okay.

[Lindsay]

No, when he came back, he was like. He plopped on the couch and he's like. And I've just had the kids all weekend. So I was like, hey, man, what's going on? Are you hungover or something? Do you guys got. He was like, no, I'm just exhausted from. He's like, I didn't even drink. We didn't drink last night. We were working on the golf cart. I was like, okay. Yeah. Thank you for putting that out there. And now he's off. He left this morning. Crack a dawn for pup Punk. And so he's gone for another.

[Joey Avery]

I can't imagine cracking beers while working on.

[Danny]

Right.

[Big Cat]

That's the ultimate time to drink.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah.

[Zach]

He was probably just lying to you.

[Lindsay]

Yes. 100.

[Joey Avery]

I would. I would lie. Yeah.

[Lindsay]

Although it is kind of threesome with Joey.

[Rico]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It was just a gay threesome. Did he reach out like 10 hours in to be like, hey, just. You good?

[Brandon Walker]

Can I sleep over?

[Big Cat]

It just locked in.

[Brandon Walker]

It is tough, though. Tools and drinking. I once built a grill with a buddy of mine. We finished the entire case of beer. We got to the very end. And we had lost the ignition button. Oh, just like. Well, now what do we do? Yeah, we just didn't install it cuz we were hammered by the end. So you can't. Especially if you don't know what you're doing.

[Lindsay]

Which 12:24am Finished for the day. Have about two more hours tomorrow to knock out.

[Brandon Walker]

That's 120.

[Big Cat]

Wait, he didn't. By the way, he didn't come home?

[Lindsay]

No.

[Big Cat]

You guys live close, don't you?

[Brandon Walker]

No, no, no, no. This is in Michigan.

[Nick]

Oh.

[Rico]

Oh my God. I thought he was down this.

[Brandon Walker]

That's 124.

[Danny]

Huh?

[Lindsay]

Oh, you're right. That's 124 that time, right?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

That's so fun.

[Lindsay]

I hope they had fun.

[Brandon Walker]

At least they have a golf cart

[Joey Avery]

to show for it.

[Lindsay]

Yes, that's good.

[Brandon Walker]

No, they don't.

[Lindsay]

No, you're right. No, that's. I'm glad.

[Zach]

When's the last time you slept at a friend's?

[Kate]

That is a good question.

[Big Cat]

Wow.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, the night you cried, right?

[Big Cat]

Yes. No, he went home because he was upset.

[Danny]

That's right.

[Zach]

Which night?

[Big Cat]

God, I have when I had a sleepover.

[Zach]

One of the first. Oh.

[Joey Avery]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach]

Didn't cry.

[Joey Avery]

But you did.

[Zach]

Yeah, I guess that was weird.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I got a question, Danny, that I just thought of. Jackie's just good at soccer.

[Kate]

Yeah, really good.

[Brandon Walker]

What's up with that?

[Zach]

She's played her whole life.

[Danny]

Does she.

[Brandon Walker]

She kept on posting clips of her like, doing like, soccer moves.

[Zach]

I was shocked too. For as uncoordinated she as. She is pretty good at soccer, but yeah, not AI for everyone.

[Brandon Walker]

She was like flipping the ball and like doing the backwards.

[Danny]

What's up? What? Brandon, I. I didn't say anything. I was looking at you. Nick turned and looked at me and our eyes crossed.

[Zach]

Why'd you throw a heart on the Instagram story then?

[Danny]

I didn't throw a heart. I don't even know how to do that.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. This is crazy. She's really good.

[Lindsay]

Was that this weekend?

[Zach]

Oh, no. Over break.

[Danny]

And she's uncoordinated in other areas.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Kate]

That's really good.

[Zach]

If I have to do couple's content, this is what it's going to be.

[Lindsay]

All right, I'll ask it. Is that her yard?

[Kyle]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Where are you?

[Joey Avery]

Yeah.

[Lindsay]

Good job, Danny.

[Joey Avery]

Where is this template?

[Mark]

Is this.

[Zach]

It was.

[Mark]

I think I actually know where this is. I know where this.

[Zach]

Is that a hotel? But it was right by her place.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, are you. Are you a cuck? Danny, you're just like your. Your content now is just your girlfriend being awesome in sports.

[Joey Avery]

She gets views with feet open feet on me.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you're just putting the puppies she

[Big Cat]

had cleats on to. Danny was like, let's try

[Joey Avery]

do numbers.

[Brandon Walker]

Give the Internet what they're looking for.

[Zach]

Yeah, Chicago, Concrete beach numbers, naked version coming next week. You've been there, Mark?

[Mark]

I have, yeah. Yeah. It's a very expensive place. Danny.

[Big Cat]

Danny, are you just trying to get a new car?

[Mark]

Very expensive.

[Nick]

It was.

[Big Cat]

It was, yeah, Danny.

[Danny]

Miami.

[Zach]

Yeah, I'm still just thinking about it. Next time I can go back.

[Mark]

Why? Why did you go out there?

[Zach]

She lives out there.

[Mark]

Jackie lives out there. Really?

[Danny]

Oh, her family?

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Oh, her family.

[Kate]

She grew up in the Santa Barbara area.

[Zach]

No, she grew up in San Fran, but now they live in Santa Barbara.

[Rico]

Oh, man.

[Brandon Walker]

They don't like it when he called San

[Tate]

Frisco.

[Brandon Walker]

Love Frisco.

[Mark]

No, no,

[Joey Avery]

no, no, no.

[Zach]

Do they hate San Fran?

[Joey Avery]

Is that what it is?

[Zach]

Why? It rolls off the tongue so easy.

[Joey Avery]

It is one of those things that everyone hates, and so you're just taught to hate it. But, like, I. I don't like.

[Big Cat]

Sounds really good.

[Joey Avery]

But now that I've been told to hate it when people say it, I'm

[Rico]

like you kind of.

[Danny]

Kind of them, though, because are there any other cities that won't let you say a certain word for their city?

[Zach]

But is it like, Chicago is shy town, how? It's like, if you're from here, you're never calling it shy town.

[Danny]

Well, does it bother you if somebody came? Doesn't bother me.

[Kyle]

Me?

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, I think it's.

[Kyle]

It's.

[Joey Avery]

It's more of a tell that you're not from.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Might as well let them know I'm not. That's why I call Sam. Yeah.

[Danny]

Frisco would be the number one tail and San Fran number two tail.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah. There's some debate over Frisco depending on the community that you're in, because I think it came from, like, Herb Kane, who was this writer. But then there's like, Bay Area rappers that will say Frisco. So it kind of. There's two on that. But I don't think anyone likes San Francisco, friend.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Mark]

What's the like. Holy. You were born and raised here and spent every you on the street.

[Brandon Walker]

You Jer. Coffee in front of some tech billionaire's house.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah. That's a vibe.

[Brandon Walker]

You ejaculate on. Zuckerberg's house.

[Joey Avery]

San Fran. I will be there this weekend, folks.

[Brandon Walker]

Today moving fast. Are you going back to New York first?

[Joey Avery]

No, I'm flying home tonight. Night and I'll go. Yeah, just wait.

[Brandon Walker]

So that. That's a yes.

[Big Cat]

Home.

[Joey Avery]

Sorry, Home. Home, like, to my child.

[Brandon Walker]

Got it, got it, got it.

[Joey Avery]

That was confusing. I apologize. But yeah, no, I'm going back to the bay.

[Danny]

Do you grow up in the city?

[Joey Avery]

Like, no, like South Bay? Closer to San Jose.

[Lindsay]

Because as a parent now, when we were there for super bowl week, I was like, how do you teach your kid to ride, like, a bike and scooter here?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Mark]

You.

[Lindsay]

The hills are so.

[Joey Avery]

Set them at the top and let them. Yeah.

[Lindsay]

As a parent, that has to be, like, a stressful city to parent in.

[Joey Avery]

I would think so. There are certain neighborhoods that are more, you know, possible to parent in than others.

[Lindsay]

Toddler picks up steam. They don't stop.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Lindsay]

There's no.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah. Like, my cousins grew up in the city and they never learned how to drive.

[Lindsay]

Yeah.

[Joey Avery]

Because it's like, you just take public transit and it's a weird city to drive in and all that.

[Lindsay]

But we have a few people here that are right. Kb, do you have your. You do drive?

[Kate]

Yeah, professionally. I was a delivery driver for years.

[Zach]

Oh, really?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I think Tommy smokes.

[Lindsay]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Tommy Smok's never had his license.

[Lindsay]

I'm trying to think.

[Kate]

We do several.

[Brandon Walker]

How do you do that if you just never have a license? What do you do? You get an ID card?

[Big Cat]

Probably.

[Joey Avery]

Liam Blutman.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Blutman.

[Lindsay]

Yeah.

[Joey Avery]

Just learn to drive. It's an important skill.

[Brandon Walker]

Blutman. That doesn't.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if I need him behind.

[Mark]

I don't want Blubman behind the wheel.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, I think that's for the. The best for everybody.

[Mark]

He's terrifying.

[Brandon Walker]

No, Bloodman doesn't need to drive.

[Joey Avery]

Imagine behind the wheel.

[Big Cat]

It would be awesome.

[Joey Avery]

Imagine him behind the wheel and someone taking a picture and being like, is that Joe Jonas?

[Big Cat]

It was Blutman.

[Mark]

We are a content company and watching

[Big Cat]

him learn to drive would be good.

[Mark]

Kind of interesting. I wonder what would.

[Brandon Walker]

I'd like to see it now.

[Mark]

Blood. Bloodman versus Miny.

[Danny]

Behind the wheel.

[Brandon Walker]

We all lose.

[Lindsay]

Have you guys seen the mega yacht that's parked here right now?

[Mark]

Joey was.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, that was the one you were on?

[Lindsay]

Look, here's a picture of my son waiting for the bus looking at it.

[Big Cat]

No way.

[Brandon Walker]

It's the billionaire who, like, sued either Bane or McKenzie. He's. He just doesn't like the ocean.

[Lindsay]

But this is not the one you were Actually on. Is it.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Tate]

Okay.

[Lindsay]

I was going to say.

[Brandon Walker]

But like I was reading about this guy, he's like, I can't remember which. What. What are those firms called? What are they called?

[Kate]

Big Four Hedge fund.

[Lindsay]

I've just never seen a boat like that here. And I'm like, what are you do. What are you doing here?

[Brandon Walker]

What are they called? They're the McKinsey, the Bane, the.

[Joey Avery]

Oh, consulting.

[Brandon Walker]

Consulting.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, he, he. What's his name?

[Lindsay]

But that's got to be like Jay.

[Brandon Walker]

Alex. Yeah, I looked him up. He's like made. He's like made his, his. Yeah. And he just doesn't like the ocean. He's. Then why buy American billionaire business and the founder.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Lindsay]

Oh, Detroit. Keeps it parked in Detroit. Yeah. The staff was waiting at the bottom of the dock for like a food delivery. Like a ton of toilet paper got dropped off and stuff. And we were there and my kids were like, excuse. My oldest was asking them like, who owns this boat? Can we get on it? Can we Blah, blah, blah. And the staff just. Hands behind their back. Just couldn't answer anything. Couldn't like was weird. It's like, oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think you want to be like the biggest boat in Lake Michigan. That's kind of a weird.

[Lindsay]

It just seemed weird to me. Yeah,

[Joey Avery]

we saw like a racing boat. Like one of these like long speed boats and painted along the side was just, just the global warmer.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that guy. Exhausted. Hell yes. Got to have so proud of him.

[Danny]

Oh my God.

[Zach]

Earth, Destroyer.

[Big Cat]

God ass.

[Joey Avery]

The racing boat thing is weird too, cuz like yeah, you can open it up. But like it wasn't open air. He was not outside. Like so to be in his boat. He's inside. There was no hanging out area.

[Brandon Walker]

You were right. You just, just.

[Big Cat]

He just wants to burn fuel.

[Joey Avery]

Just wants to burn fuel.

[Big Cat]

That's it.

[Lindsay]

My dad always used to joke that if we ever had enough money for a yacht, which still don't, never will, but he would name it. I wonder what the poor people are doing right now.

[Brandon Walker]

I like that.

[Lindsay]

It's like, okay, but we are. That. That's us. We're not. We don't have a yacht. And we. But there's got to be some names like that out there.

[Zach]

There.

[Joey Avery]

Boat names are a weird category of life.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. I think I'd want to name it something like really stupid. We like, how did that guy get money?

[Lindsay]

Yeah, yeah.

[Joey Avery]

Like water boat.

[Brandon Walker]

The wet fart. Like what the.

[Big Cat]

It's like a be. It's a beautiful boat.

[Brandon Walker]

Gorgeous. And everyone's like, dude. What?

[Big Cat]

Come on, man.

[Brandon Walker]

He shouldn't have that. Like, you're right, I shouldn't.

[Lindsay]

Here comes Kate on the SS Queef.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, the SS Queef would rock. Just really offensive. And to everyone who sees it and beautiful marina.

[Lindsay]

Are there rules? Like, are there maritime? Like you couldn't name it. Like fart. Like you couldn't have a boat.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Like staking a blow job. That's my boat.

[Joey Avery]

Because that might exist.

[Mark]

When I lived out west, I lived in Marina del Rey and I'd walk around all the time and I noticed that there were some wild names.

[Nick]

Really?

[Mark]

I don't really think there were rules. Yeah, a lot of were. Just like even like to have a. Your boat there cost God knows how much money.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Mark]

And to your point, there were a lot of still tacky people. Yeah, there is a lot of blew

[Kate]

my mind cheeky double entendres.

[Brandon Walker]

And it's a lot of people too. Like name it after how they made their money too.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Deal maker. Like that boat is federally documented. The US Coast Guard. Your name must be under 33 characters, easily readable and free of profanity, racial slurs or words that sound like distress stress signals. Oh, that makes sense.

[Lindsay]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Yeah. So that's why they do the entendres.

[Big Cat]

And yeah, you got to sneak one past the coast.

[Joey Avery]

Get your slurs in there.

[Mark]

Yeah, the slippery. Wonder what that could be.

[Brandon Walker]

The sister boat. My wet vagina.

[Kate]

I'd like to see a billionaire's yacht sink catastrophically.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah, I think no one on that.

[Kate]

I think everyone would just laugh at that.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah, that would be funny. That'd be really funny. Why doesn't that happen?

[Big Cat]

They're good boats.

[Kate]

Really good boats.

[Joey Avery]

Do we name anything else or is it just boats?

[Big Cat]

Do people in England name their houses?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, people. Some people name rooms in their summer houses after Players.

[Big Cat]

I tried to follow that.

[Brandon Walker]

It was the most confusing email I've ever got.

[Big Cat]

I like, I would happily like help Rico out and. And I just couldn't get it.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Big Cat]

Understand what the.

[Mark]

I got a follow up text like, hey, can you. No pressure. But like if you want to. We're still waiting on.

[Brandon Walker]

Did he ever explain it? You ever explain it?

[Big Cat]

Have you seen this? Joey?

[Joey Avery]

I.

[Big Cat]

Fresh years might be good because I don't. I still don't get it.

[Brandon Walker]

Can you pull up the email?

[Zach]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, he did. Oh, okay. Maybe he explained it.

[Mark]

Let's see it.

[Rico]

Sailboat. You have a fucking. Like the ocean. You have a picture of beach chairs. Like, it's all the same artwork. At beach House, it's pretty much right. But you go into the bedrooms. It's the same thing. Sometimes if you're like a little crazy, you have like a fish room. On, On Real Housewives, they had a fish room. I want to stay in the fish room. You have the beach chair room. Like, maybe everything's decorated. Beach chairs or shells. Kind of boring to me. Again, I'm not saying fuck up the living room and all that stuff, but the bedrooms put a little bit of a personal touch, us being sports guys. What would you. And again, it's not your favorite teams because, like, with you, obviously it's Steelers. I'm saying more random. You go into a room, you decorate the bedroom to a specific guy. Conference or, like, player. Maybe it was like Calvin Johnson because he won you your Fancy.

[Mark]

My Big 12 room.

[Rico]

You know what I mean? Or like a random baseball guy. Like, the bedrooms. You decorate the bedrooms, like, with a little bit of a touch like that just kind of. I looked at it this way. Like, if you make it big and like, hey, Jet Ski, bring it or Jerry, bring your family down to my beach house for the week weekend. And then you get to step. You, when you go into your bedroom, you come back down in the morning and breakfast. You're like, yo, why is there a Adam Dun jersey and picture in the bedroom? It's like, oh, that guy was on my fantasy team for 10 years. All he did was hit bombs. It's like random players that you like, random teams, different things. Who would be some of those guys you would dedicate a bedroom to in a beach house?

[Danny]

Specifically, though?

[Rico]

Yeah, well, you looked at it as a. It's.

[Brandon Walker]

I, I, I got, I gotta be, I gotta be. Yeah, I know you.

[Rico]

I'm gonna answer the question. I don't want to be that guy. I'm in a good mood today. All right, listen, I'm answering the question. I looked at it this. You're gonna lend the answer to question or not? No, because Jet Ski still. I want to lay it out again. Your normal home, bro, you're never gonna decorate a room to Adam Dunn. You're, you're. A beach house is your secondary home. So you're there. You're not always there all the time. Time.

[Brandon Walker]

Why would you want to spend the money then to ball out?

[Rico]

It's not balling out.

[Brandon Walker]

Is it? A conversation piece. A lot of these are rental homes or a lot of these are, like, share houses. Like, people aren't going to want to like potentially maybe turn off somebody by having a weird room in their beach house when half of the season they

[Tate]

want to make money.

[Rico]

All right, so then it's a full hypothetical.

[Brandon Walker]

Let's go regular house. And this question is great.

[Rico]

Regular house.

[Brandon Walker]

This is a fine question. Beach house made no sense. I don't know. I mean I do something like, like kind of just wild. I mean, I don't even know.

[Rico]

All right. No. Well, so who are some of the guys? Like non steel because we know you're a Steeler guy. Yeah. For me it was. I would have a college basketball bedroom which is again like a little bit

[Joey Avery]

of a cop out.

[Brandon Walker]

Be like a Nate Oats room.

[Rico]

Like he. I can't. We can't have that.

[Joey Avery]

That's.

[Rico]

That's too far gone. Then I think I lose. What do you mean too far gone? I think I lose the relationship there.

[Joey Avery]

Okay, gotcha.

[Rico]

And it's again, it's not like your main teams. It's like guys who just have a special affliction. So it's to me it was just like a college basketball with like just a bunch of random moments. Tournament basically.

[Kate]

Oh like random moments.

[Rico]

A 2022 Kansas basketball room. Cuz I won the futures on them. I felt like we were having a great show and this just threw a wrench into it. I really, I felt like we were vibing, flowing, having a great show and then what is. What is this? So let's get this room.

[Danny]

You're right.

[Kyle]

No.

[Mark]

Why the.

[Brandon Walker]

It doesn't make any sense.

[Big Cat]

Could the question have been just who's your favorite non stealer?

[Mark]

Yeah, that's basically what he's asking. He's like who are athletes and teams that mean a lot to you though the email that maybe don't fall in line with fandom.

[Brandon Walker]

Hey, so just bear with me and try to follow along the thought process. Is this in a beach house or vacation people have a blank room like a fish room in Real Housewives or the sail bait sailboat room room is how some are decorated or it always feels like they're just generic pics of beaches on the wall or whatever. The blog spin is this. As a guy we should make the bedrooms dedicated to random athletes or conferences or teams. So if you were designing a room in a beach house dedicated to one athlete, team or conference, who would it be? Think 2021 Oregon State basketball team. I bet them eight straight games and conference attorney and NCAA tournament and they cleaned up. Or Steve Smith 2013. He won my fantasy football league. So not necessarily the teams you root you room for, but ones you have a random affinity for or you loved watching old biggies.

[Joey Avery]

I. I just like. I just like imagining how this came to. He was clearly at a beach house.

[Rico]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

I think he was. No. As simple as he was watching Real Housewives.

[Joey Avery]

He was watching other people saw the

[Brandon Walker]

beach house and he was like, what if that was a Kevin pit noggle room?

[Rico]

Yeah.

[Mark]

The question is what athletes like?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, rooms don't matter in this.

[Mark]

Just what are some random athletes that you like? That was what the question was.

[Joey Avery]

I want to see how he would go about decorating the room.

[Brandon Walker]

Is he going to get the athletes in question? I guarantee. Don't even have a room like that that com to themselves.

[Danny]

Right.

[Brandon Walker]

They probably have a couple trophies, but they're not like, hey, come.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Did the blog ever come out?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know.

[Joey Avery]

Why did he send that email?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

He wanted to crowdsource, like, what our rooms would be.

[Danny]

He does that. He does. He sends blog emails from time to time.

[Mark]

I see.

[Lindsay]

Sometime he'll be like, what's your song of the summer? Everybody's like, blah, blah, blah.

[Kate]

Right, Right.

[Zach]

Remember that show Extreme Makeover Home Edition? The kid would be like, oh, I kind of like dolphins. Next. His whole room is just decked out in dolphins. Dolphin comforters.

[Danny]

My boy was on the show.

[Tate]

Who?

[Danny]

You're not my boy.

[Zach]

Tai Pennington.

[Big Cat]

He's friends with Ty Pennington and playing it close to the chest.

[Danny]

Whatever is whatever. Yeah, that's a good show.

[Lindsay]

How'd you become friends with Ty Penning?

[Big Cat]

He brings up Tai a lot and we've never really. I've.

[Danny]

I. I apologize.

[Lindsay]

Is he still doing okay?

[Danny]

Yeah, he's fine. You know, he's living. He's living. He's fine. It's fine. I don't. Yeah, it's fine.

[Lindsay]

When's the last time you talked to him?

[Danny]

I. Nick, are you going to fact check me on this? I mean, like, you're.

[Big Cat]

You bring him up?

[Danny]

Yeah, I. Over the weekend, did you ever text

[Lindsay]

me about your knickknacks and all your stuff and tell you what you could do with it?

[Danny]

We talk about stuff all the time. What, you guys forget? I was in Atlanta, like, and he's, you know.

[Lindsay]

How'd you guys meet?

[Danny]

How does anybody meet? K. How did me and you meet? I have no idea.

[Lindsay]

What, at work?

[Danny]

Oh, yeah, probably similar. Similar situation.

[Lindsay]

Like at a bar?

[Danny]

No, not at a bar. I never.

[Big Cat]

Was it an event for Coca Cola?

[Danny]

It was. It was an event.

[Lindsay]

Speech.

[Danny]

It's a sponsored event. But anyway. Yeah, he's just. He's. He's cool guy. Yeah, it's a good show.

[Zach]

Was a good show.

[Danny]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach]

Is he still doing TV stuff?

[Danny]

I think he's just living a low key life.

[Lindsay]

Is he married? Married.

[Danny]

He's just living a low key life.

[Brandon Walker]

Anyone in jail?

[Danny]

Huh? We don't have to turn the whole hour into type anytime.

[Lindsay]

I think there was a driving thing maybe, but he's fine. He's good.

[Danny]

He's good.

[Zach]

Let's go to the scandal section.

[Brandon Walker]

You're friends with him?

[Big Cat]

He's 61.

[Brandon Walker]

His name's Gary Tiger.

[Big Cat]

0.1. 0.14.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that's drunk.

[Danny]

That's 20 years ago.

[Joey Avery]

Oh my God.

[Danny]

20 years ago. Savannah, Georgia. It's beautiful.

[Lindsay]

Oh, he's married.

[Danny]

It was beautiful ceremony.

[Joey Avery]

It's light on controversy.

[Lindsay]

Yeah, that's.

[Kate]

Yeah, I was expecting.

[Danny]

Yeah, there's a nice. Nice.

[Big Cat]

His name's Tiger.

[Lindsay]

Tiger.

[Kate]

Are you sure?

[Joey Avery]

Tiger.

[Big Cat]

Tiger Burton.

[Brandon Walker]

We do the mountain.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I'll do American Dew.

[Danny]

Tell you about Mountain Dew.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm going to crack one open.

[Danny]

Summer is here and we're. We're right just outside of a month to camp, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Camp's gonna be a little later this year, but we're headed to camp up in Rhinelander, Wisconsin. That's where we'll get out on the lake. We'll do the. What do they call the thing that Kyle did where he did double the blob. Thank you very much.

[Big Cat]

Well, passports.

[Danny]

We'll do some skiing. Some of us will get some passports. It really did go swimmingly when I believe it. It was a great process. Nothing goes better with summertime and hanging out with your friends. There goes Dante, Ron running. Nothing goes better than summertime when hanging out with your friends. Then the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew was proudly born in the foothills of Tennessee. Enjoyed the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew in American original. Grab a Dew. Tasting great since 48.

[Nick]

Yep.

[Zach]

You should hit up Ty to have him unveil the yard once it's done to the move that truck.

[Danny]

Yeah, that wouldn't. That would have been a bad idea. I don't think he's doing that much.

[Big Cat]

Or just have him redo it as soon as Dante's done.

[Danny]

As Dante. I think I'm supposed to do some work out there. Wednesday.

[Lindsay]

Oh, tomorrow and Wednesday.

[Big Cat]

Tomorrow at 9.

[Danny]

I volunteered for work Wednesday. I can't do it tomorrow, but I gotta. So I gotta get out there and get my hands dirty.

[Joey Avery]

What is Happening.

[Danny]

He's. He's redoing. We have a little bit of property right there that was just derelict and covered in weeds and rats and everything. And he said, why don't we turn it into, like a sitting area or a little area. Community area. And he's working on it.

[Joey Avery]

That's nice.

[Danny]

It's. It's not a bad spot. It's right under.

[Big Cat]

It's bigger than you think, too.

[Danny]

It's bigger than you think. Has the train going right over it. It's beautiful. I haven't seen. I haven't checked on it in a couple weeks. I don't know if he's got anything out there or not, but I think this week we're going to be laying sod.

[Big Cat]

I hope he didn't just lose his energy destroying Chuck Naso in that debate.

[Brandon Walker]

Heated debate.

[Danny]

We're gonna be spreading Chuck's ashes over the. Over the sod.

[Big Cat]

Eviscerator rated.

[Brandon Walker]

We have RICO say, give him a couple minutes. Do you want to play this? You said Nerdy Gal's got a new video for us?

[Lindsay]

Yeah.

[Joey Avery]

Nerdy Gallo, who, for those that don't know, has made a bunch of our. Meet our intro. He's made a bunch of other assets we've run over time. He's been texting me every. Every couple weeks, being like, I'm working on something.

[Big Cat]

It's my best thing I've ever done.

[Danny]

Oh, whoa.

[Big Cat]

He's really good,

[Brandon Walker]

man.

[Kyle]

He worked on.

[Joey Avery]

He did, like, the art for the. The Yak trading cards, the first one.

[Danny]

So he.

[Joey Avery]

He sent me a video last night

[Big Cat]

that we could watch now if you'd like.

[Brandon Walker]

My kids are getting into trading cards, and I came home yesterday, and it was just. It was just Z was just on my.

[Rico]

It wasn't. Was it the.

[Brandon Walker]

Was it the one Z?

[Rico]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon Walker]

It was just so funny. I was like, what the.

[Big Cat]

Dad, why doesn't Z like when black people get arrested?

[Brandon Walker]

All right, let's play it.

[Joey Avery]

It's a good faded.

[Mark]

Oh, boy.

[Danny]

Oh, promising start, King Zidon. It's like looking in here.

[Joey Avery]

Cat's going to with this.

[Lindsay]

Dude.

[Brandon Walker]

Why you.

[Rico]

Why you hollering?

[Kate]

What's up?

[Big Cat]

It's Barstool Nick.

[Lindsay]

Hey. Sorry.

[Rico]

That's a spicy bar.

[Big Cat]

No way.

[Rico]

Round one.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no.

[Lindsay]

Sorry.

[Mark]

The hell?

[Rico]

No way.

[Brandon Walker]

Spin the wheel in Name an animal. I can heat it up. Very crunchy.

[Danny]

Oh,

[Joey Avery]

Holy.

[Rico]

I hate you

[Danny]

there.

[Rico]

You're a. Oh, my God.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God. This is insane.

[Danny]

My hair changed when I got hit. Oh, no.

[Rico]

It's a.

[Brandon Walker]

God neuters.

[Kate]

I'll bust your lip and then see you on church.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I finished a chapstick jump this morning.

[Rico]

Oh, it's a statue. Oh, my God.

[Brandon Walker]

No way he'd be like this. To your cats.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Danny]

Wow. That was.

[Lindsay]

Sorry.

[Brandon Walker]

Hallow.

[Mark]

My God.

[Joey Avery]

Unbelievable.

[Brandon Walker]

I got to watch that like, 100 more times.

[Big Cat]

There's got to be so many little inside jokes in that.

[Brandon Walker]

That was incredible. That's so cool.

[Mark]

Cool.

[Brandon Walker]

Can you send that to us?

[Danny]

Dj?

[Mark]

Good God.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God. Follow Nerdy Gallo.

[Joey Avery]

That was unreal.

[Brandon Walker]

He's so talented.

[Tate]

So good. I'm.

[Brandon Walker]

Watch that billion. There's so many little things. Stephen Chay hitting you with a car.

[Mark]

I wasn't even paying attention.

[Danny]

There was cornflower blue as well.

[Joey Avery]

So much back.

[Mark]

The background stuff.

[Brandon Walker]

Holy Kate punching and saying sorry.

[Rico]

So good.

[Lindsay]

Good. Well, he. He emailed. Did he email anybody else for sound?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I had to record some sounds.

[Lindsay]

He was like, hey, can you just say sorry, like, in for a minute? And I was like, sure. What for now? I know.

[Danny]

Might have missed it. I didn't see it.

[Lindsay]

That's awesome.

[Brandon Walker]

What a beast.

[Mark]

So good.

[Big Cat]

There's probably a hundred things in that I missed.

[Brandon Walker]

Steven, what's up with you? You got anything for us? We wait for Rico.

[Nick]

Did you see the video, the 9,000 snake snakes? Yeah, that was escaping.

[Brandon Walker]

That's terrifying.

[Lindsay]

Was that real?

[Mark]

Yeah, yeah.

[Nick]

What were they on that? They were floating. Was it like a piece of material or some type of boat?

[Big Cat]

I missed the night.

[Lindsay]

No, I think it's like.

[Joey Avery]

See this?

[Lindsay]

When ants combine, they can all float. What, like a raft? Those. This is not real.

[Big Cat]

That's not like this happens in China.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, for sure.

[Lindsay]

No, I don't think.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah. No, this definitely happened.

[Nick]

Way too many people were saying, saying, this is real.

[Brandon Walker]

It is real.

[Danny]

That's China.

[Joey Avery]

That's old.

[Big Cat]

There's so many people. It's just statistically.

[Danny]

Thanks, Carl.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no, this is the.

[Kate]

That's always been happening in China. Oh, it's Turkey. It's not even China.

[Mark]

I think it's Turkey.

[Big Cat]

Oh, it's in Turkey.

[Danny]

Well, that says China.

[Brandon Walker]

It says China.

[Kate]

Does it where?

[Brandon Walker]

Flooding and China.

[Mark]

China.

[Danny]

What are those things?

[Big Cat]

Are those snakes?

[Danny]

That's a snake.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a snake.

[Big Cat]

Sure is.

[Brandon Walker]

Some really brown water.

[Danny]

I think there's a couple of real. Real videos of snakes like that interspersed with fake videos.

[Brandon Walker]

No, I think that's all real.

[Lindsay]

The cobras. What are they all doing hanging out together on the farm?

[Big Cat]

Breeding farm.

[Joey Avery]

Do we need to be breeding snakes?

[Big Cat]

Probably Not.

[Danny]

Let's stop. Not anymore.

[Mark]

No, no, we got enough.

[Brandon Walker]

Stinks are the worst.

[Kate]

The worst.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I saw a cat punk one I was at. Oh, no.

[Danny]

Was that a. Oh, no, no, no, no. Cats will punk. I'll snake out quick. Yeah, the cat and the cobra.

[Kate]

Yeah, the cat and the cobra.

[Danny]

Cats are quicker than cobras.

[Brandon Walker]

Really?

[Kate]

Yeah, scientifically.

[Tate]

Whoa.

[Danny]

Cats are quicker than. And you don't. You wouldn't think they're quicker than snakes, but they're quicker than snakes. They'll just pop them.

[Lindsay]

Is that snake church still going in Kentucky?

[Big Cat]

There's a few of them around South. Yeah.

[Lindsay]

Can, like. Can I just go on a Sunday? Can I be like, hey, I don't watch.

[Danny]

They would be welcoming.

[Lindsay]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

They die all the time.

[Danny]

I don't think they'd pop the snakes out in front of you.

[Lindsay]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Snakes die all the time.

[Big Cat]

The people. Oh, I guess snakes too.

[Danny]

Good. Gotta think the snakes have a high mortality rate.

[Big Cat]

I think more snakes have died than people.

[Danny]

Yeah. Not many people. I don't think.

[Brandon Walker]

How many snakes are there in the world?

[Danny]

There's. At least.

[Kate]

You think there's more than humans?

[Brandon Walker]

I hope not.

[Big Cat]

Have more humans died or snakes?

[Kate]

Better not be.

[Brandon Walker]

There. Better not be.

[Kate]

But are there a billion snakes?

[Danny]

Yes, there's a billion snakes. No, for sure there's a billion.

[Brandon Walker]

There's way less snakes than people. Let's just be Garden of Eden.

[Mark]

When were snakes invented? Garden of Eden? Yeah, snakes were.

[Danny]

At the same time. Yeah, they're.

[Mark]

They beat it. They've been around longer than we have.

[Danny]

Guys, there's a ton of snakes.

[Brandon Walker]

I think there's not that many snakes.

[Danny]

There's a.

[Brandon Walker]

All right, hold on. Before you look at it up, let's try to guess.

[Big Cat]

Where do people rank if in like

[Brandon Walker]

most things say there's

[Lindsay]

answer number one.

[Mark]

Still, I think more snakes than people.

[Joey Avery]

I think there's no way.

[Danny]

I think there's.

[Big Cat]

I think there's 30 billion snakes.

[Danny]

There's a bunch of snakes.

[Brandon Walker]

I think there's. There's 20 million snakes.

[Rico]

Come on.

[Brandon Walker]

20 million.

[Danny]

I bet there's 20 million snakes in Mississippi.

[Lindsay]

More birds than snakes. For sure.

[Brandon Walker]

There's 20 million snakes. Feel good about.

[Danny]

This is worse than your floors thing.

[Mark]

No.

[Big Cat]

No, it's not.

[Brandon Walker]

You said a built. What's your guess?

[Danny]

There's at least a billion snakes. A billion? Yes. No, there might be a snake per person. TJ we haven't taken a population of. We haven't taken a census.

[Lindsay]

I think there's 20 million snakes.

[Joey Avery]

I'm getting impact. That's so long.

[Danny]

It's a crazy guess.

[Lindsay]

It's not that crazy.

[Mark]

4000 snakes.

[Joey Avery]

That's it.

[Brandon Walker]

Species. How many snakes are there? How many total snakes?

[Danny]

1/8 of all terrestrial vertebrates. Somebody makes sense of that.

[Big Cat]

Land creatures with spines.

[Lindsay]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Easily numbering in the billions.

[Danny]

Wait, Are. If we're easily.

[Rico]

Easily.

[Mark]

That means 10 billion.

[Rico]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

If it's easily. It has to be.

[Danny]

That's more than us.

[Lindsay]

How many of us are there?

[Joey Avery]

Seven.

[Danny]

Eight.

[Lindsay]

Eight.

[Danny]

Seven and a half.

[Lindsay]

How come we don't see them as often then? Like we see birds and we're in

[Big Cat]

the middle of Chicago.

[Mark]

We're.

[Danny]

Well, we're not in a snake climate.

[Big Cat]

Amazon.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Lindsay]

But I don't think somebody in Texas sees snake every day.

[Danny]

Kate. You go you. There's snakes everywhere in Texas. You go out, there's just rattlesnakes just be hanging out.

[Nick]

I have an estimate.

[Joey Avery]

Oh my God.

[Big Cat]

Like personal or.

[Joey Avery]

I have one too.

[Nick]

No, no, no. Chat. GPT says humans, 8.2 billion dogs. Around 900 million snakes. This is tough to judge. Likely between 10 and 100 billion individuals.

[Brandon Walker]

No, that's vindication.

[Big Cat]

Almost sports vindication.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Joey Avery]

My GPT is at RO. Roughly 20 billion. No, that could be between 5.

[Brandon Walker]

We gotta do something about this.

[Danny]

There's so many snakes.

[Brandon Walker]

We gotta do something about this. We gotta do something about this. That's simply too many.

[Danny]

How many?

[Big Cat]

But like there's a ton of plankton. How often you seen plankton?

[Lindsay]

If I was in the sea probably.

[Big Cat]

You're not where the snakes are.

[Danny]

How many snakes? How many snakes you've seen in your life out in the wild?

[Brandon Walker]

Couple.

[Danny]

I've probably seen 600.

[Joey Avery]

No, you've seen 600 snakes.

[Zach]

Where are you hanging out the joke?

[Danny]

Mississippi. There's snakes everywhere. Snakes.

[Brandon Walker]

Are they counting worms as snakes?

[Kate]

No, they're counting the.

[Danny]

You don't want to get in the worm game.

[Kate]

Counting worm game is pretty much worms.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, they're counting worms. That's.

[Danny]

You don't want to with worms either.

[Mark]

So many worms.

[Danny]

Thanks. Will get in our door frame.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm fine with worms. Worms don't do.

[Mark]

There are a lot of snakes though.

[Danny]

I've stepped on seven.

[Big Cat]

You stepped on seven snakes.

[Danny]

I've stepped on seven snakes.

[Mark]

Snakes.

[Joey Avery]

And even bite you.

[Danny]

No, they generally don't bother you when

[Brandon Walker]

you step on them.

[Big Cat]

Where do we rank among mammals first?

[Danny]

Like mammals. Hold on.

[Big Cat]

Like numbers wise.

[Joey Avery]

Oh, you were going power ring.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Oh, I think mammals were number one with a bullet. Right. I think didn't. We haven't we just.

[Big Cat]

Rats.

[Danny]

Oh, you.

[Mark]

Every rotation.

[Brandon Walker]

Rodents every road.

[Danny]

Are we behind?

[Big Cat]

Oh, are we behind?

[Mark]

No, we're behind squirrels.

[Danny]

Squirrels are everywhere too.

[Mark]

Squirrels are everywhere.

[Brandon Walker]

Squirrels are awesome.

[Big Cat]

Squirrels in China and everywhere.

[Brandon Walker]

They don't have squirrel.

[Mark]

We're behind rabbits.

[Danny]

China has squirrels.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think so.

[Danny]

You never. Squirrels are everywhere.

[Brandon Walker]

I think that's just. You go anywhere and you say distinctly us thing squirrels.

[Big Cat]

You're chipmunks.

[Danny]

You're just saying things. Chipmunks. I think. I think we're beating chipmunks.

[Big Cat]

We don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

Chipmunks are so cute.

[Mark]

I think we might be last. Every animal. I'm just like. There are a lot of those.

[Danny]

Well, we got like elephants, hippos and rhinos. We got them.

[Big Cat]

They said there was only 900 million dogs.

[Danny]

Dogs. We got bears. We got. I'm sure.

[Rico]

Yeah.

[Mark]

We have to have bears.

[Danny]

We got bears. Because bears aren't everywhere.

[Mark]

They're not everywhere. No. And we're everywhere.

[Danny]

Yeah. We're giraffe halfs them.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Tens of billions of squirrels.

[Danny]

Now we're behind squirrel. Behind.

[Brandon Walker]

Gray squirrel alone has an estimated population of over 2 billion in the US

[Danny]

and I don't even know where that is.

[Mark]

So many squirrels.

[Danny]

There's a lot of squirrels. Squirrels and snakes.

[Kate]

That makes sense. I guess they don't have careers, travel and hobbies.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah. They don't have to think about if it's their time to breed. They kind of do.

[Danny]

Yeah. But we're not living to the next nut either. Right?

[Mark]

Am I? My dumbass. The bigger the animal, the fewer there are.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Mark]

So every animal smaller than us is

[Big Cat]

that there's more of.

[Mark]

But dogs. Never mind.

[Big Cat]

Exactly.

[Danny]

What about pigs? What's pigs? Working with pigs.

[Nick]

A lot of 784 million you had

[Danny]

pigs just ready to rip.

[Nick]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

Not many pigs.

[Lindsay]

What about cats? There's more dogs than cats, right?

[Nick]

600 million.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Nick]

There's dogs.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

There's more dogs than cats. I wouldn't have guessed that.

[Danny]

And cows.

[Nick]

About billion sheep. 1.18 billion.

[Danny]

Wow. Good for sheep.

[Nick]

Rats and mice. Impossible to.

[Danny]

But it's a lot.

[Kate]

But the.

[Nick]

The number is billions.

[Brandon Walker]

This blows my mind.

[Mark]

What about fish? Steve?

[Big Cat]

You thought that's a whole different ball.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know.

[Danny]

You thought there were 20 million.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't. Because I don't want to live in a world where there's more snakes than us.

[Danny]

Go down.

[Brandon Walker]

What if they get together?

[Danny]

Go to the desert. Go to.

[Big Cat]

That's the issue.

[Danny]

Go to. Go to where it's hot.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm not looking for snakes.

[Danny]

Snakes everywhere.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't want to be around snakes.

[Big Cat]

There's no snakes everywhere.

[Danny]

There's snakes. Oh, did everywhere south of. Where there aren't snakes, there are snakes.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Ireland.

[Danny]

I think they're lying.

[Brandon Walker]

Got you there.

[Big Cat]

Do you think they're lying about that?

[Danny]

Nah, isn't. Alberta says they don't have any rats. They're lying.

[Brandon Walker]

That's true.

[Danny]

They're lying.

[Brandon Walker]

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[Danny]

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[Brandon Walker]

How we doing?

[Rico]

Good.

[Brandon Walker]

What's this room situation?

[Rico]

All right, listen. We got weird brains. We got demented brains. Like this is a demented brain. So you know the way it works. I don't know, it's around 4th of July. We snuck two days at a beach. We beach house. I'm sitting there, I'm looking at a picture of like chairs and the sand. I'm like, yo, beach, beach. Like beach house. Rooms are decorated boringly. Sports guy. I'm like, who would be like, why don't we decorate them differently? Have a big east room, have an Adam Dunn room. Not don't take away from the house, but, like, you know, a little homage to your friends, like, or the guys that you like were good to you as you grew up and, like, raised random athletes. Like, I don't know. It was my thought. Like, it's not the teams you root for. It's. Why not stick a jersey on there? Stick a 8 by 10. Like, what are your teams? We all got those teams, you know? Like, I don't know.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Rico]

All right.

[Lindsay]

See you later.

[Kate]

Bye, Rigo. I like.

[Mark]

What the.

[Kate]

I like the hype.

[Brandon Walker]

I like the hypothetical not attacking you.

[Rico]

I know. I'm just saying, the clip got legs. We got demented brains. Like, Jerry face was all time. We kept plugging it. It works. You know, it is what it is. Like, I do. I'm interested in what t. Random players and people like, too.

[Brandon Walker]

It's just so.

[Rico]

We are like that old meme. Like guys just sitting around naming dudes, you know, rooms.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. So what. What room are you gonna do this?

[Rico]

If I get a beach house? Yeah, I'm definitely gonna. I gotta do it now. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

What would you do?

[Rico]

I wrote 2022 Camp Kansas because they won me two national title tickets before the season and before the tournament. A college basketball room in general. I know. That's, like. It's just too hard to narrow it down. Adam Dunn and then Donnell Pumphrey and Rashad Penny, the San Diego State running

[Mark]

back Donnell Pumphrey room and.

[Rico]

And Rashad Penny that ran for 10,000 yards consecutively. They were unbelievable.

[Brandon Walker]

It kind of sounds like you just want to live in a Chili's,

[Mark]

which

[Brandon Walker]

is not a knock. That sounds awesome.

[Rico]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Okay.

[Mark]

Yeah, I guess. Why the rooms? That was confusing. Why didn't you just say who are some athletes you like that didn't play for your team?

[Big Cat]

And then it also had to be beach house.

[Danny]

Wait, wait.

[Kate]

Just for a beach house, Rico or a regular house?

[Rico]

Well, all right, think of it this way, Kyle. If.

[Mark]

What about a lake house? Is that different?

[Kate]

Wait, if it's like a beach house, what about, like, surf shack as a theme?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, well, that. Rico doesn't like that. The beach house pictures of a beach is stupid.

[Rico]

It's boring.

[Kate]

Doesn't make any sense about, like, New England nautical.

[Rico]

That's boring.

[Kate]

Lighthouses boring.

[Rico]

You're getting. You're. You're, like, transforming.

[Mark]

What about, like, being a mock.

[Danny]

You're mocking.

[Brandon Walker]

You're mocking right now. Don't mock, okay?

[Mark]

Like a. Like a golf house. Like a second house in Scottsdale or something.

[Rico]

It's Listen, your normal house, if you decorated your bedroom, you'd be like, you're a lunatic. Why do you have an Adam Dun picture in your kid's bedroom? It's like, that's weirdo. You get a second house. You're not there all the time.

[Brandon Walker]

So it's like. So if you built. If you bought a beach house and you built the Adam Dun room in a Kansas room and a Donnell Pumphrey room room, wouldn't it be easier just to tell all your friends you don't have sex with your wife anymore?

[Rico]

I don't like that.

[Danny]

Then.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm not saying you specifically, idiot. I'm not saying you specifically. I'm saying if you walked into that room, I think you would just say, you'd be like, this guy doesn't like Danny Fetish.

[Danny]

Danny Fetish. Since what are you Danny Fetish?

[Lindsay]

The flip side.

[Rico]

But on the flip side, Dan, like, whatever. You have a friend. You have a friend come over. Like, what sets the mood more than Remy Martin holding a true.

[Brandon Walker]

You're right on that.

[Danny]

I'm.

[Joey Avery]

I'm with it. I'm. I'm getting an Owen Nolan room. Yeah, that's my vintage guy.

[Big Cat]

You should.

[Joey Avery]

In a beach house. I need the house first, but I'm gonna do it.

[Brandon Walker]

Danny Fetish. We did have a good chop last week.

[Rico]

And then you back on Fetish.

[Brandon Walker]

No, I'm not. I just asked. But that wasn't about you specifically. I'm just saying, if you walked into a guy's house and every other room was to, like, a college basketball team, I think it'd be a fair assumption that things aren't going well in the marriage.

[Rico]

If you could afford a beach house. Like, look at the positives.

[Tate]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

Right. Myself. If I.

[Mark]

If I.

[Brandon Walker]

If I bought a beach house and I told my wife, hey, listen, I'm gonna need three rooms here to. To. To decorate for teams. I bet on 10 years ago she be like, get out.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah.

[Rico]

And we all got our demons. I.

[Brandon Walker]

Maybe a garage.

[Rico]

Garage. You know? Like, this is like, she knows a little bit of this sign up. Like, all right, you got a beach house this lunatic's gonna put up.

[Brandon Walker]

Don Pumphrey's coming with us. Yeah.

[Rico]

Yeah. Dono Pumphrey running through the gap. Like, here we go.

[Brandon Walker]

This feels like a. Or like, is it, like, almost reinventing a man cave?

[Rico]

Kind of. But, like, the other part of it is like, this, like, hand to God. I do think beach house rooms are decorated boringly. Like, let's reinvent it, you know? Listen, the guy who invented Netflix. Nobody thought he was a smart guy. Like, Blockbuster's gonna last forever.

[Lindsay]

It's.

[Rico]

Hey, we think differently. Like, I'm the next guy for Netflix.

[Big Cat]

We just think differently than. So Rico to like, they decorate them

[Mark]

with beach

[Big Cat]

and World Series.

[Brandon Walker]

I would like.

[Mark]

I need to talk to you about that.

[Brandon Walker]

I would like to see this be like a show. Like, you're Marie Condo, but you come in and you like, re pimp my room.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but like, Rico, go one step deeper if you have like the in laws coming to your beach house. What room are you putting the in laws in?

[Brandon Walker]

Donna P.

[Rico]

Yeah, well, they get levels of hot. Yeah, they. They're right. Move up like.

[Big Cat]

So the old Big east room, is that the master?

[Rico]

Old Big east is pretty high. Yeah, I mean, you have McDonough and Phyllis and Raph up there. Luke, Aaron, Goldie getting a rebound.

[Mark]

What do you mean by decorate? By the way? Joey, you brought this. Just putting fat heads everywhere.

[Joey Avery]

Yes.

[Rico]

Don't mock, dude. It's long wall to wall. Like you put in eight bites. The same way you would decorate a beach house.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Rico]

Like an 8x10 on the wall. A jersey.

[Brandon Walker]

I like the idea of you doing this as a show, but you only do Donnell Pumphrey rooms.

[Big Cat]

Every single one ends up being done. He helped a lot of people.

[Brandon Walker]

What are your likes and interest? And then the person's like, oh, I like this. This. I'm a big hockey guy. It's like, well, I got you a Donnell pump now.

[Big Cat]

Rico, I'm not mocking. I would never. Do you think that a lot of beach houses are boring because they're rentals and they're for a lot of different people?

[Rico]

Yes. Porn.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Rico]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

But imagine if you went to a rental and they had Kansas 2022.

[Big Cat]

That'll be pretty awesome. It'll be pretty funny.

[Rico]

I'll tell you what.

[Lindsay]

What if.

[Rico]

If you're scrolling, those rooms would jump off the page a little. 8 by 10. Instead, you know, Adam Dunn mid swing. Like, instead of a.

[Big Cat]

Whatever, just have a wooden chair.

[Mark]

Yeah. What do you mean by Adam Dunn, mid swing? That's what I keep at. Like, this is a frame picture. Is this a. A fathead on the entire wall?

[Rico]

Did you keep fathead fed? You have fat head?

[Tate]

No, but.

[Brandon Walker]

No, he's actually.

[Mark]

You said the biggest room is gonna have Billis.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Donna and Raftery. And like, what do you mean by have them? What does that mean? What is that?

[Brandon Walker]

Pictures.

[Rico]

Yeah, pictures.

[Mark]

Pictures.

[Danny]

Just.

[Brandon Walker]

But like, is it like. Yeah, like you go in. I think Mark's asking like you go in and like, let's say the. The Kansas room is the. Is the bedding like a basketball?

[Rico]

No, nothing that's over the top.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

So it doesn't look like a child's room. It's tasteful.

[Rico]

It does not look. Looks like a child.

[Brandon Walker]

Like the lampshade is a jayhawk.

[Rico]

The same way you have like a little trinket on the side of. Oh, this is the shell room. We put, you know, your night table has a little shell clock.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Rico]

No, we got a jayhawk and at 12 o' clock it's like Coco co.

[Brandon Walker]

That's what I was saying.

[Danny]

That is a.

[Brandon Walker]

That's is a crazy little things, though.

[Rico]

Little things.

[Brandon Walker]

No, that's not a little thing. You got a jayhawk cuckoo in you every hour. That's not a little thing.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, maybe.

[Mark]

What's Bill is doing in the big east room? Just a picture of Billis with hair. Yeah, him.

[Rico]

I mean that was the best. One of the best broadcast crews of all time. Him, McDonough and Raph.

[Danny]

Can I.

[Brandon Walker]

All right, so I'm not mocking it as well, but are you allowed to do fat heads?

[Rico]

Yeah, you could do a fat head.

[Brandon Walker]

I want to keep it class.

[Rico]

I mean, we're trying to rent it out. You got to keep it classy. Want to bombard the room?

[Brandon Walker]

I'd like you to draw it up. Like, can we find someone who can mock this up? Yeah, Quigs. Have quigs mock it up for you. All right, but in a non mocking way.

[Big Cat]

But it's subtle. But it's also going to jump off the page, Nick.

[Rico]

If you're scrolling and you're like, okay, 31 Beach Avenue, 35 Beach Avenue. And you look at 37 Beach Avenue and we got, you know, Donnell Pumphrey on the wall deck.

[Kate]

Hey, that's different.

[Zach]

That's cool.

[Rico]

Different. It's different. That's all we want to be.

[Danny]

That's it. That's it.

[Brandon Walker]

But in a subtle way.

[Kate]

But the living room is still remains a beach themed.

[Rico]

Yeah, you can't. That's still nice. Can't have weirdo.

[Brandon Walker]

The Adam Dunroom has like a rocking chair built out of baseball bats.

[Rico]

No, that's over the top.

[Big Cat]

There he goes again, the sicko.

[Brandon Walker]

I'd like to see him. I'd like to see a couple mock rooms.

[Rico]

Well, you got some money? How about buying me a beach house? Round up.

[Big Cat]

He's got you there.

[Mark]

Damn.

[Brandon Walker]

If you want to see this Donald pump for room.

[Rico]

Oh my God, those guys were unbelievable.

[Brandon Walker]

But I still think I'd want, like, the bedding to be, like, you know, like a football.

[Mark]

What about.

[Big Cat]

What if it's real subtle? Real little Jayhawks. That looks almost like houndstooth, but it's.

[Tate]

You look close.

[Big Cat]

It's like. Oh, those are Jayhawks.

[Mark]

No, tiny, tiny, little fat heads.

[Brandon Walker]

Stickers.

[Mark]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

Stickers everywhere.

[Mark]

I guess we'll compromise.

[Danny]

We'll compromise.

[Rico]

Yeah, we got some. I got some good responses. Blah. And then we keep pumping out is what. Clip. Clip Got legs. You know, you're in the clip business.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you have any pictures that you retweeted of people, like, being like, this is what my room would look like?

[Rico]

Yeah, a lot of them are AI,

[Brandon Walker]

but could I see one of them? Tj, can you see any of the retweets? I just want to visualize what we're talking about.

[Danny]

Talking about?

[Rico]

Well, that guy.

[Mark]

They did.

[Rico]

Mocking. They did the. The beddings and stuff.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that's too.

[Danny]

Hey, that's.

[Kate]

I like that.

[Brandon Walker]

That's pretty classic.

[Big Cat]

That might look like a kid's room.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Rico]

Yeah. So we're looking for. In the middle of that.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. Do we have another one?

[Danny]

So.

[Brandon Walker]

So that was too much. Too much, too much.

[Joey Avery]

It was close, though.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, what about this? The Brand Ambassador room? Too much.

[Rico]

Yeah, it's too much.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Rico]

But, like, I don't know, like, you. You look at Max like you're telling me Max wouldn't want to put an 8x10 of Bobo? Jake Bobo. He had such a great day with him. You know what I'm saying?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think so.

[Rico]

All right, Dan.

[Tate]

Well, I'm.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm just answering.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Mark]

Oh, that feels like.

[Rico]

That's a good one.

[Danny]

Yes.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah.

[Rico]

Shout out Timmy boxes.

[Brandon Walker]

Look at that.

[Mark]

All right.

[Lindsay]

Okay.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

I like this. I. I'm. I'm now on board.

[Rico]

Yeah, it's. Listen, you make the best of what you can.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. I don't know where that. That was very Phil philosophical about you.

[Mark]

Got a scouting report for me, Rico?

[Rico]

Yeah. Jersey. Know who the manager is? Tom's River?

[Mark]

No. Is it Todd Fraser? Is.

[Lindsay]

It.

[Mark]

Is Todd Frazier? No way.

[Rico]

Trying to bring him back.

[Mark]

No way.

[Rico]

And that sounds mocking.

[Brandon Walker]

No, it. Who's going to win the Little League World Series? Series?

[Rico]

I don't know. I sent Mark a list of names in, like, early June of kids to watch and teams to watch.

[Mark]

It's very.

[Danny]

What's your. What?

[Brandon Walker]

Give me a top team.

[Rico]

I don't know it off the top of my head. I looked at the list and filed it away, and then we'll see.

[Danny]

So.

[Brandon Walker]

Got it.

[Rico]

I need him on tv. I gotta watch. I see. Who cries, who's mentally tough. You know which coaches are looking for TV time. We don't like that.

[Danny]

Right.

[Brandon Walker]

Monet Davis. Who's this year's Monet Davis? She was a legend.

[Rico]

No, she wasn't.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes, she was.

[Rico]

Team went.

[Brandon Walker]

They won it all.

[Rico]

No, she. Team went 2 and 2. She went 1 and 1. People don't like this. They get mad at it.

[Brandon Walker]

What? The fact that you're you ten years later, you're still picking on a 12 year old girl.

[Rico]

Not picking. Treating equally everyone. People who went 2 and 2 didn't get statues built and have an ESPN career for 10 years.

[Danny]

She's playing pro now.

[Mark]

What about a Monet Davis room?

[Kyle]

Not.

[Rico]

No, that's a mediocre room.

[Joey Avery]

The sh.

[Rico]

The bed will fall apart. The bed.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Brandon Walker]

All right, Rico, great to see you. Take it easy, Rico. See you. He's the best.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he crushed that.

[Brandon Walker]

He really did. He got me. I'm now in the visuals.

[Danny]

The visuals helps.

[Big Cat]

But he just kept on saying 8x10 which is a pretty small photo.

[Mark]

Well, he.

[Big Cat]

And it doesn't make that the whole room.

[Mark]

Yeah, he goes back and forth cuz he's like old Big east room. But then he's like, you got Luke hering Cody. Which like if you're building an old big east room and you're using your Luke Hering goie, you're now.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Got a lot of.

[Brandon Walker]

There's a lot of guys above Luke here that have to be in too. Yeah.

[Mark]

So that. That tells me there's a lot of.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Mark]

I don't know. That's why we love Rico.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Lindsay]

He's talking about decorating a room and I feel like I'm watching uncut gems. I'm like I'm so stressed out right now. Oh my God.

[Mark]

Does he understand that like the. The beach house rooms have the sand and the seashells and the sailboats because they're at the.

[Kate]

Oh, it's. And it's lovely. It's like one of the. The best traits of a beach house.

[Lindsay]

Yes.

[Mark]

You know when you're in that way because.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. They put you.

[Mark]

They're right on the beach.

[Big Cat]

People that goes to. People that go to beach houses.

[Joey Avery]

Love the beach.

[Lindsay]

I could see it next to a stadium if you had an Airbnb next to a stadium.

[Kate]

Maybe you Coastal Big east dream sk.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. There's like when you're at the beach just trying to relax, you just really want to think about like the old Syracuse for St. John's oh, did you

[Danny]

get the throat slash?

[Mark]

Why am I dead?

[Danny]

Whoa, whoa. Come here.

[Brandon Walker]

Come here. Don't.

[Nick]

Johnny.

[Rico]

What?

[Kate]

He's in.

[Brandon Walker]

I saw the clip.

[Lindsay]

So.

[Mark]

What clip?

[Big Cat]

What do you just wake up and

[Tate]

say, I'm gonna be a today talking about what happened.

[Mark]

How am I doing? First of all, I've been looking for you all day because we got to watch the game tomorrow, and I heard. I heard a nasty rumor about you, and I. And I didn't want to bring it up on air, but now you come in and throw, slashing me. I heard a nasty rumor.

[Brandon Walker]

What's the rumor?

[Mark]

That we're trying to win a World cup together. Are we not?

[Tate]

Yeah, I believe so.

[Brandon Walker]

You Mincy and Titan?

[Tate]

Yeah, the Power three.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Mark]

I heard a nasty rumor that you will not even be here to win World cup because where will you be?

[Tate]

Donnie, that's not true. I won't be here to win the World Cup. I'm not skiing. There's no rumor about that. What a man does on Sundays is of his.

[Mark]

Where are you going to be?

[Tate]

I'm going to be at a family reunion, I guess. I told you guys this last week.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, can we send Tate? No, that's not allowed.

[Rico]

Not allow.

[Brandon Walker]

I would love to have. Oh, my God. How much do I have to pay you? How much?

[Tate]

My mother would be the one.

[Brandon Walker]

All right, all right.

[Rico]

Put.

[Danny]

But if.

[Brandon Walker]

If you could.

[Tate]

It's not.

[Brandon Walker]

I respect. I respect privacy, all that stuff. If you want to come to me with a number, I'm open to talk.

[Tate]

I've talked to my mother.

[Brandon Walker]

It's okay.

[Tate]

It's not that interesting. It's not.

[Brandon Walker]

I. Tate, would you.

[Kate]

Not that interesting?

[Brandon Walker]

You say that you're. You're just. We just keep it to questions about you

[Tate]

anyway. Mark. Yeah, I'll be watching the game. I didn't know. I just. You're laughing. Watch it.

[Zach]

I didn't know.

[Mark]

We're watching it together.

[Tate]

Also, the bet isn't about the championship game. It's about we gotta get how we get there first.

[Mark]

First?

[Tate]

How do we get there first? We got to get there first. Yeah, but I'm focused on tomorrow's game, you're focused on Sunday, and then you're

[Mark]

heading to the wrong place.

[Tate]

Why you never played. This is why I never played.

[Mark]

If we win tomorrow, then what?

[Brandon Walker]

Then that's why you never played. Is mean.

[Mark]

That's really mean.

[Tate]

Well, you started.

[Mark]

Not even fun started.

[Tate]

I saw the clip of you doubt everything.

[Brandon Walker]

Sounds like you guys one Doubter over here. Sounds like you guys are divided. It's going to be easy.

[Tate]

I was gonna bring him away tomorrow to wear. I wasn't watching with you. With a nice beret on. No, I don't think so.

[Brandon Walker]

Whoever's got Spain is going to be able to get you in your guy's head.

[Tate]

I'll just give you a scarf.

[Mark]

You got all you got?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I got Spain.

[Mark]

See where you're. See Donnie, see what happen?

[Brandon Walker]

Me memes and Zach got Spain.

[Mark]

You see what's happening?

[Tate]

I don't see what's happening. No.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm actually about to get in your head. Divide you guys.

[Tate]

That's impossible.

[Mark]

It's impossible to divide us.

[Tate]

Can't.

[Brandon Walker]

That would mean you have to be united at one point to divide you.

[Danny]

True.

[Brandon Walker]

That's true. Yeah.

[Tate]

United we stand, divided we fall.

[Brandon Walker]

So you. You just placed a ball next to the hole and said, look, I almost.

[Tate]

No, that's. That's why. That's the. That's the clip I saw. I mean, you can clearly see the divot. The ball mark.

[Brandon Walker]

Now we're getting crazy.

[Tate]

Now we're getting crazy. You think I'm standing over there doing that?

[Rico]

Throwing them?

[Tate]

That's crazy.

[Brandon Walker]

That's how you did it.

[Tate]

That's crap. You know, that's crap.

[Brandon Walker]

That's crap. That's crap.

[Big Cat]

That's how you know he's fed up.

[Mark]

That's crap.

[Brandon Walker]

That's crap.

[Big Cat]

Would that even work if you slammed it like that?

[Tate]

I don't know. I've never tried it. Never done that. Not 10.

[Mark]

So are you just playing the rounds or you life.

[Tate]

Yeah, I'm playing good.

[Mark]

You're dialed in right now? Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you logging these scores?

[Tate]

Yes. My handicaps keep dropping, unfortunately. Now it's a 16.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You're gonna sandbag still?

[Mark]

Wait, you're. You're like a 20 handicap?

[Tate]

No, I'm a 16 now. I was a 23 to start the season.

[Mark]

You were 23 handicap and you hit two hole in one.

[Tate]

Now I'm a 16. Mark.

[Mark]

Okay, Hugh's been interesting. Look, man, neither one of them are on camera.

[Tate]

That's cra. That's also crazy.

[Danny]

What?

[Tate]

He assumes you film every single hole ever of every time you play golf.

[Mark]

Jake Marsh does.

[Tate]

Well, I'm not Jake Marsh. Okay?

[Brandon Walker]

We know that.

[Tate]

I don't. I. I got nothing for you, Mark. Just Happy Monday.

[Brandon Walker]

You throat slash.

[Mark]

You throat slash me for me.

[Tate]

You're. You're more French than you think, to be honest. You wake up and just say, let me be a That's a fr. Very French of you. It's very French of you.

[Big Cat]

Where's your family reunion?

[Tate]

Out. Different place.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I thought it was here in the office.

[Big Cat]

Mountainous region.

[Brandon Walker]

No, it's not in the mountains.

[Tate]

I'm you.

[Mark]

I'm a different place.

[Tate]

It's out of. Out of here.

[Kate]

Do you guys get together and play organized games or activities?

[Zach]

My mom.

[Tate]

Wait, she has a whole list of. We have to play? Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What you have to play?

[Brandon Walker]

Is it like extended family?

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, wow.

[Tate]

It's big.

[Brandon Walker]

How many people?

[Tate]

I don't know. 30, maybe 20. 30? It's big. I don't know. We do sand castle competition. I'll probably win that.

[Kate]

Funny or joke tedious at this point.

[Big Cat]

Are you not even excited for that?

[Lindsay]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Is it on the beat?

[Kate]

Are you that much better than your competition?

[Tate]

Yeah, I'm pretty good. I learned from the best.

[Big Cat]

Like who you learn from?

[Tate]

My uncle.

[Big Cat]

But then it won't he be compet.

[Kate]

He said.

[Joey Avery]

Is he too old? Did he age out of the San?

[Kate]

Surely he's not in the family union bracket.

[Rico]

It'll be close.

[Tate]

It'll be close. We'll see what the rules are. If we're doing sculptures, he'll win. But if we're doing classics, I'll win.

[Brandon Walker]

This is what I want to see.

[Big Cat]

You're better at.

[Rico]

What's classic classics? Classics.

[Tate]

Pale and bucket, like. Oh, just standard. Yeah. Sculptures.

[Kate]

If it's sculpture, what's he.

[Tate]

He does like an alligator out of sand Ray. Like it makes an alligator. What would you do?

[Brandon Walker]

Has he been doing the alligator every year.

[Tate]

He does a good alligator.

[Brandon Walker]

That's kind of to keep running.

[Tate]

I agree. I agree. Especially in salt water.

[Kyle]

What?

[Tate]

Freshwater fish. It doesn't. Wouldn't make sense on a beach.

[Lindsay]

Got it.

[Big Cat]

He just can't make it a crocodile

[Brandon Walker]

with his alligator again.

[Big Cat]

Does he ever try to spin it and say it's a crocodile?

[Tate]

No, never. He should if he was smart. It's been a while since we've got together. It's. That's why it's a big one.

[Kate]

You guys get physical?

[Tate]

Wrestling with my brothers? Yes. That's usually only on Christmas.

[Joey Avery]

I haven't done it in a while,

[Tate]

like from the beach. So we'll see. Yeah, it depends, you know, we'll see how it flows.

[Lindsay]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Are you going to see anybody that you haven't seen in decades?

[Kyle]

No.

[Tate]

There's an uncle lives in India, but I don't think he's making it.

[Big Cat]

Damn.

[Tate]

Yeah. God should hit him up.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Anyway.

[Brandon Walker]

All right.

[Joey Avery]

Thanks.

[Brandon Walker]

Don't.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Brandon Walker]

The classics.

[Big Cat]

He's good at the classics.

[Brandon Walker]

Alligator. That is, if he keeps making the same Al.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Joey Avery]

That different.

[Brandon Walker]

God, I would love to see Tate just. What? Like, Tate judging the. The funny. God.

[Big Cat]

And, you know, Donnie gets mad and competitive.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, his mom has to cool down. Supposed to be fun.

[Joey Avery]

Donnie, maybe save it for another time, but I kind of want to hear more about the uncle in India.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that sounded right. Sounded like maybe a sad.

[Mark]

Well, don't worry. We'll pick at that. We will pick at that future date.

[Big Cat]

Can we get sand in a bucket for tomorrow for him?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah, we should.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Get him. Get him to show us what he's

[Big Cat]

got and to practice, like, to help him. Mark, would you like to.

[Mark]

I would love to see that go against him.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Mark]

Gladly. Gladly.

[Joey Avery]

Classics or freestyle?

[Mark]

Yeah, it depends on what we're doing.

[Danny]

Oh, man.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you.

[Mark]

We'll make sand castles tomorrow.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Joey, thank you for being here.

[Joey Avery]

It was a blast. Always fun. Make sure to check out the crowd work. Special thanks to everyone who did.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes. And hopefully we see you soon. Yeah, I'm back soon.

[Joey Avery]

Anytime I'm nearby, I'll be here.

[Brandon Walker]

Love it. You should come to camp.

[Joey Avery]

Yeah, I mean, I'm down.

[Brandon Walker]

We should maybe talk about that.

[Joey Avery]

Let's talk about it.

[Brandon Walker]

I just got the text about Green Greg.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

What was like, you joked about Green Greg going to camp. I was like, that wasn't a joke.

[Big Cat]

We don't joke about Green Greg.

[Brandon Walker]

No, we don't joke about it.

[Mark]

What's a good text?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah, no, he said, do you want him to come?

[Big Cat]

I was like, oh, can we get a Green Greg? An intern.

[Kate]

Do a cop, a talent show.

[Brandon Walker]

There they go.

[Joey Avery]

I thought you got a truck back there.

[Lindsay]

Yeah, there's a lot of activity happening inside of the morning, by the way.

[Mark]

I. I texted.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, it does look a lot nicer that.

[Lindsay]

Yeah, it's so weird.

[Joey Avery]

I'm out here with Pete,

[Brandon Walker]

my ace,

[Joey Avery]

first load, getting dropped off.

[Lindsay]

This is dirt then.

[Kyle]

Was that the guy you guys bullied?

[Joey Avery]

No, no, we don't have access to it. It's not. I mean, I know it would make things.

[Brandon Walker]

We answered that.

[Danny]

Me up for a second.

[Big Cat]

Oh, look at this.

[Mark]

Sorry.

[Joey Avery]

Sadly.

[Tate]

Thank you.

[Joey Avery]

There it is. First load of dirt.

[Big Cat]

He's going all out.

[Joey Avery]

Coming in backyard breaking update number one. So dumping dirt all day today, spreading it, going to level and grade it, and then hopefully start hitting the sod this time tomorrow and fill in the gravel and the mulch and everything last on Wednesday. I had that reverse last week.

[Danny]

I thought it was going to be

[Joey Avery]

the other way around. I don't know these things. I'm not a landscaper, but yeah.

[Danny]

All right.

[Joey Avery]

Get a good look.

[Big Cat]

He's still talking.

[Brandon Walker]

Yep, looks good back there. We just watched the video. All right, let's spin the wheel. Thank you again to Joey.

[Danny]

Oh, boy.

[Joey Avery]

Shout out Nerdy Gallo.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, we owe Pl, by the way. We owe a Plinko.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh, fun.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Lindsay]

Yeah. That video is awesome.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

See you tomorrow. Get your straws.

[Rico]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

It's time to talk shop for Do Yankees.

[Lindsay]

The act.

[Brandon Walker]

It's the act.

[Joey Avery]

Shout out Nerdy Gallo. Sick ass video. He always crushes it. Go give him a follow. And also shout out to YAK viewers, Tyler and Jordan, who got engaged this weekend.

[Big Cat]

Shout out to you guys.

[Joey Avery]

All right, love you guys. Have a good week, everybody.

[Rico]

Bye.