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Brandon Walker
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Danny
Hello.
Brandon Walker
Brandon is back. Danny is back. I am back. I was only gone for a day.
Danny
I was only gone for two.
Brandon Walker
I had an intrusive thought today. I'm not going to say it out loud.
Danny
Well, obviously you're going to say it out loud, so just go ahead and.
Brandon Walker
No, you know what I'm not going to say.
Danny
Well, that's the very first thing you said on the fucking show. So clearly you're gonna say it. What's your intrusive thought?
Brandon Walker
How did you enjoy your trip?
Danny
I really enjoyed my trip. I loved it. I love going down south. I love being there and someday I'm not coming back.
Brandon Walker
It's awesome.
Danny
Yeah, keep threatening us. It's whatever. It's not A threat?
Brandon Walker
Yeah, it's a little bit of a threat.
Danny
I. I never want to come back.
Brandon Walker
Good.
Danny
I love being home. I love being home. Yep.
Brandon Walker
Happy.
Danny
Enjoyed your trip?
Brandon Walker
Happy guy, barstool. Went to his college in Mississippi for four days. Fully expensed for a trip.
Kyle
Oh,
Kate
well,
Danny
first of all, wasn't fully expensed.
Brandon Walker
Oh, okay. All right. You're fine.
Danny
I paid for the flights.
Brandon Walker
Okay. I was just laughing because I was working out this morning. No big deal.
Danny
Secondly, torso reveal 20, 27. Secondly, there will be a 10, 12, 15 minute video coming out of it. There won't be a 30 second Twitter video where I look at the camera cross eyed. And third, I mean, Mincy's remote last
Brandon Walker
two trips have been gone mega nuclear.
Danny
What?
Tate
Minty more viral than you?
Brandon Walker
I told you it was an intrusive thought. I didn't want to say it out loud.
Kyle
No brain, I'm with you. This is different. But I just, I'm gonna also need some time to figure out how I'm on your side with this, Brandon. I just, I can't.
Brandon Walker
I mean, hey, I want to hear about the Weeder.
TJ
It's a reliable playbook.
Kyle
I'm on your side.
Brandon Walker
We're all on your side.
Kyle
We're all on your side. I want, I want to help.
Brandon Walker
We saw similarities and we're just like, no, that can't be the case. Like, whatever you think you're thinking the wrong way.
Kyle
Just. Yeah. How is it there's.
TJ
Took a page.
Brandon Walker
Took a page, took a page.
Kyle
Mincy will often like, not just go on the trips, but I'll have like a, A thing where like he gets to be the.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, he's a run officer. The cause.
Kyle
Or like he gets to be the center of attention.
Brandon Walker
The Grand Marshall.
Kyle
Grand Marshall.
Tate
The running away from work. You're more like him than we thought.
Brandon Walker
All right, forget it. That was a funny, intrusive thought. I obviously don't think that you were any. What you're. There's no similarities whatsoever. And I'm happy you're back because further,
Kyle
for there to be similarities, you, you would have to, you would have had to have like identified. This is going to be the thing I do for the content.
Brandon Walker
Right.
Kyle
But there's also these other things before.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. Eating that.
Kyle
I'm going to double up. And even though the, even though the content should be like a one day thing, right?
Danny
We have like going to like a
Brandon Walker
baseball game or something.
Kyle
Yes, yes. Like an extra thing like he has like the concert. Like if, like if Brandon, for example, like the wiener Dog race was on, like, a Saturday, and he went down on a Thursday.
TJ
Like a simpler, more condensed Ben Mint video trip.
Tate
Simpler.
Brandon Walker
I wish this thought hadn't come in my head. I. I can't do anything about it.
TJ
Simple working man's Ben Mince.
Brandon Walker
A working man.
Kyle
A working man working. No way. The working man.
Brandon Walker
That's a compliment. He's a. He's a fat cat sitting in his high rise. You're a working man's Ben Mintz.
Kyle
We all wondered what men. What if Mintz had a work ethic? Now we know.
Eddie
Yeah.
Danny
Next play. Next play. What have we got?
Brandon Walker
Can I. Can I hear about the wiener dogs?
Danny
It was amazing.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Danny
Warm down there. I was in the sun. I got to. I got to watch all the wiener dogs. There were dogs from all across the country. I met a dog from Seattle, and I met a dog from. From Orlando, and I and Cody made us funny shirts.
Brandon Walker
Why did he. Why did he do dogs on his and dog on yours?
Danny
Because. To make it seem like I was a homosexual.
Kyle
Right.
Brandon Walker
I get that. But if he should have just taken the comma away on his also, he
Kyle
could have made yours say, I love wiener dog.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kyle
Why did he pluralize wieners on yours?
Brandon Walker
I get what he's trying to do, but he just didn't do it.
Danny
You don't think it came across well?
Brandon Walker
Well, you guys aren't wearing the same shirt, right?
Danny
That was like his says the statement he wanted to say in mine is a play on it. That makes it seem like I'm a homosexual who craves penis.
Brandon Walker
Right. It should have just been. Both of you have the same thing, but one has a comma and one doesn't.
Kyle
Yeah.
Danny
Okay, So I love wiener dog.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kyle
Also, how much did this cost Cody last time he made T shirts?
Danny
It was so down there, it was pretty. 49 bucks. 49 bucks. We university screen printing shout out.
Brandon Walker
I'm pretty sure he became a millionaire from a stag park party, so you're good.
Danny
Yeah. All right.
Brandon Walker
He robbed the city.
Danny
We had. We. We had a damn good time. And. And it will be expressed in video form when it comes out. I love. Very soon.
Brandon Walker
I love that. Were there any water slides?
Danny
There were no water slides. There were no lazy rivers. Gonna have to work on that. There was no water whatsoever. There was.
Brandon Walker
There's no water.
Danny
No water. No water.
Kyle
Is there no water in Starkville?
Danny
There's water in Starfield. There's water. There's water.
Kyle
What do you got, like, a lake?
Brandon Walker
You guys haven't invented water yet? No.
Danny
There's a. There's water. There's plenty of water. Water for days. Just all the water you need.
Brandon Walker
Where's the water? Does it come from the sky?
Danny
No, it's probably in, like, you know, big water tanks that stand above the ground and whatnot. And where we have access to it, we use it, and it's fantastic. And that.
Brandon Walker
Was there a creek?
Danny
There's a. There's. There's cricks on other side.
Brandon Walker
Okay. Oh, not on. In Starkville, there's.
Danny
No. No, there's creeks towards West Point and there's a river towards Columbus, but there. There's.
Kyle
You got a place to take a jet Ski around there?
Danny
No, not. You can go to the river. Yeah, it's about 30 minutes away.
Brandon Walker
We were talking canoe or maybe kayak.
Danny
You could kayak and canoe all around Starfleet. Probably go out. Go out to Browning Creek, catch you some crappie and do some canoeing.
Brandon Walker
I never have. But not a motor, though.
Danny
No, I. I wouldn't. No, I wouldn't. So that's my weekend, you know. Had some good chicken wings. Got to. Got to eat. Got to hang around family.
Brandon Walker
Usually you don't eat on the weekend. I'm sorry.
TJ
Got to eat.
Brandon Walker
I'm happy you're back, Brandon. We missed the. Out of you.
Kyle
Yeah, yeah, really did.
Brandon Walker
We missed them.
Kyle
Really did.
Danny
It's fine.
Brandon Walker
So hard.
Danny
It's fine.
Eddie
You know you could get him back, right?
Danny
Who?
Eddie
Big Cat.
Danny
Why? How?
Eddie
He's. He was a big hypocrite on Saturday, but. What? Your MVP vote for spring break?
Brandon Walker
Yeah, what about it?
Eddie
Barstool is the erasure.
Brandon Walker
Oh, yeah, you're right. I. Barstool Izzy. Did you see Barcelona Lizzy?
Danny
I did not see Bar.
Brandon Walker
She left. She left.
Danny
Oh, she was spring break.
Brandon Walker
She was heartbreaking.
Danny
She was there for a little bit.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. Barcelona.
Danny
Okay, well, I didn't. I didn't notice Barstool Izzy.
Brandon Walker
No one did.
Danny
Okay. Was she real shooting star?
Brandon Walker
Maybe, maybe not.
Danny
Okay.
Brandon Walker
It actually might have been a gooch. Remember Gooch used to make the fake dozen, too.
Danny
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Brandon Walker
Feels a little bit like that. We're like, I'm a little groggy. Was there a part.
TJ
She's a 3D render.
Eddie
Was that Justin?
Danny
Kyle?
TJ
Justin, yeah.
Brandon Walker
Did you guys see Brady back at work?
Danny
Is it Barstool Brady or is it just Brady?
Brandon Walker
It's Barstool Brady.
Danny
You're right.
Brandon Walker
You're.
TJ
Where are you getting Brady content now?
Brandon Walker
It was retweeted on my timeline, but what a come down for that. Like, he's got to just be. He was sitting in his. I think he's a. I don't know what he does.
TJ
Pirate.
Brandon Walker
I was gonna say pipe fitter, but he's not a pipe fitter.
Danny
But he was sitting at a desk with a computer.
Brandon Walker
There's a desk with the computer in Sioux Falls. Just. Can you find it? I don't know if you can find it.
Danny
I saw it, actually.
Reed
Don't know where to.
Danny
I don't know how I got weighed into mine.
TJ
He's a white collar, pipe fitting deskman.
Danny
Yes.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, he just went from.
TJ
Well, Danny can speak on all things Brady.
Brandon Walker
You put. You put on his name a little bit.
Tate
I would have no problems with this guy if he was just. It would make sense if he was like an aspiring influencer, but he's not.
Brandon Walker
Oh, I think it's the reverse. Look at this. The situation is back in the saddle. Thanks for taking care of my boy this past week.
Danny
Oh, that's from Ty Botsford.
Brandon Walker
Cambridge Brass Windwater. Oh, man. Sitting at that desk. Gotta be brutal this morning.
TJ
The lighting.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Danny
Carpet.
TJ
Worst place you can question.
Brandon Walker
He was just. He was a mere 48 hours ago double teaming Rochelle Ryan with Mike Kubing.
Reed
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
And now he's sitting at that desk. I don't know what he does. I don't know what that is.
Tate
Me neither, to be honest.
Brandon Walker
If you zoom in, tj, I think there's some type of trans monster, some type of pipe situation. There's a pipe. Okay, zoom in on that.
Danny
Yeah. Cambridge in water. Right?
Brandon Walker
Look at that. Yeah, it looks.
Danny
Are those titties?
Kate
Fire hydrant. So.
Danny
Yeah.
Kate
He's a pipe guy.
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Damn. His mom is hot. No, we had already established that, Kate. That wasn't out of nowhere. We established his mom was hot.
Kate
Hot enough that he definitely has Hot.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. Guy like that.
Kate
Yeah. Hot mom. Yeah.
Kyle
What.
TJ
What did we miss about him?
Tate
About Brady? I kind of. Well, the first night he was there, it was probably like 4 in the morning. That's when we were starting to find things out. I wasn't following him at all. So I was just hearing things in the background. But that's when they did like the 20 minute interrogation where it's like this guy was dming Tate Gaz, like following Dave's assistance assistant. So they're like, okay, who's that?
TJ
It's Sam Martin. He's one of my favorites.
Brandon Walker
Okay. Yeah, that. Ready to go. I love.
TJ
I love Sam.
Kyle
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Does he work in this office? No. Okay.
TJ
Come on.
Danny
Do I.
Kyle
What I know is.
TJ
Yeah, he's like a. I would know. A youthful, charming, innocent face.
Brandon Walker
Got it.
Tate
But, yeah, I just feel like I thought he was going to come in with, like, a, A strategy to be like, end up working at barstool.
Brandon Walker
Right.
Tate
And people are just like, oh, so what are you doing here, man? He's like, I don't know. I'm just mad at it.
Brandon Walker
See, I kind of like that, though. No, it's hilar, actually. That's In a world where everyone wants to be an influencer, this guy literally was like, oh, free trip to Vegas.
TJ
That's what.
Tate
Yeah, yeah.
TJ
Might as well take it.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Tate
But I don't know if it was he. People were saying, oh, why would you turn down a free trip to Vegas? I mean, he was prying, for one. He was text. He was DMing everyone.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, that part is confusing. Okay.
Tate
So, like, knowing that I was like, okay, he's got it. He's got to have some sort of master plan. Like, he's going to maybe put out some of his own content.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Tate
Like, day two. I don't think this guy's tweeted once.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Tate
I'm like, get in there.
TJ
He's not leaning into.
Brandon Walker
He, like, it doesn't make sense. If he had just been hit up out of the blue and they were like, hey, you want to go to Vegas? He's like, I guess that would make right. Yeah. He was actively trying to then showed up and has done nothing to capitalize on it.
Tate
Hilarious, but kind of insane.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, I could see that.
Kyle
How does he know Annika?
Tate
I think they were seeing each other for 36 hours is what kept throwing around.
Kyle
He lives in South Dakota.
Tate
That's what I asked too.
Kyle
And she lives here. Does she? Does she live here?
Brandon Walker
He's from. She lives here.
Kyle
I thought so. Does she live in South Dakota? Did she commute everymore?
Brandon Walker
He's from Coal City, Illinois, which I think is what, like an hour outside?
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Shep was from there, right?
Eddie
Yes.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. Yeah, I don't. Have you talked to Annika?
Danny
No, I need to. I, I started to DM her, but I was just going to catch her here. I got to talk to her today.
Brandon Walker
You guys don't text.
Danny
No, I don't have any, any of their numbers.
Brandon Walker
Oh, okay.
Danny
Yeah, but I, I, I need to talk to her today.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, you gotta have a little talking to her.
Danny
Yeah. And I didn't see her this morning. I saw Hannah, and usually Annika's not far away, but I didn't see her.
Brandon Walker
Ella went out on Saturday night. Did you See that?
Danny
That checks out.
Kate
Machine built different.
Brandon Walker
She's like, how?
Eddie
How?
Brandon Walker
I don't understand.
Danny
She just operates on going out, though, right?
TJ
What's the difference between eight and seven days?
Brandon Walker
I would. If I were those guys, I would have slept for a week straight.
Tate
I flew home yesterday and it was like three hour flight. I was in Florida and I get woken up by the pilot at the end. I'm like the last person on the. Oh, yeah, everyone's gone.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Tate
I lucked out with no middle seat.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Danny
I had a close call yesterday.
Brandon Walker
What happened?
Danny
I was flying back and I had a woman pilot.
Brandon Walker
Oh.
Danny
And I survived the whole trip.
Brandon Walker
Lucky to be alive.
Danny
Yeah. I texted Nick and said goodbye.
Brandon Walker
I'm sorry that happened.
Danny
It's okay. It's fine.
Tate
No, I'm curious how it was here especially. What was it? Whatever day was. Peyton, Una. It feels like you.
Reed
You go.
Tate
You go into, like, a fever dream.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Tate
Barstool has a crossover episode with, like, a soap opera. Suddenly, like, Deutsch, viral drinker, it becomes so dramatized where it's like, bro, you have grown men in his ear, genuinely being like, you gotta party harder.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Danny
All right.
Tate
Yeah, you gotta party harder. Him, like, dozing off, closing his eyelids. Was him equal to him, like, dozing off, closing his eyelids for death?
Brandon Walker
Yeah. Yeah. It was weird watching from afar. We just kind of. And it also was. I. I don't know. I'll speak for myself. Like, watching the. The fight with the younger people, I feel so removed from it. Do you? I mean, like, when Goldfinger and Una are fighting, I have. I mean, I did Una show. I probably said like a few sentences to Goldfinger. Like, I don't know either of them. You know what I mean? To a point where I'm almost watching a show that I have no part of. You know, I have to, like, see Katie to be like, oh, I know that guy. I recognize that face. And then Barcelona gets thrown in and it's just like, I don't know anyone anymore. Yeah.
Tate
I feel like the audience isn't focused enough on the fact that everyone's co workers.
Brandon Walker
Right.
Tate
Like, it doesn't get brought up enough.
Brandon Walker
They're all back in the office today.
Tate
Even where it's like, Mikey Betts is the one filming Deutsch, and, like, he has to post a video of him crying or he's going to become a meme.
Brandon Walker
But little.
Tate
Little do they know they're trying to start a show together.
Brandon Walker
Right. Right. It's all tangled.
Tate
That makes it a lot funnier.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, it Is all just. And then Reed, our boy Reed, who will have on today. I mean, what a star. He just. Cat, he was. He was activated at the perfect time when there was no. Everyone just kept leaving. What was that, by the way?
Tate
Yeah, that day, I think we had like three drop before noon.
Brandon Walker
That last picture of the recap show. Do you have that tj, where it's like Barcelona, spring break and it's just everyone's left and all we're left with is like Mikey Betts, Reed and Connor Griffin was so funny. Yeah, was so. Yeah. Look at that.
Kyle
That's the crew.
Brandon Walker
That's the crew. Meek, Phil Reed, Mikey Betts, Connor. All these people. No. Is that barstool? Is he back there?
Danny
That's smelly.
Kyle
Smelly.
Eddie
Marshall Brady.
Brandon Walker
Barstool Brady. Yeah. Like, I just couldn't recognize anyone. Like, everyone's like gone. It's quite a week. You look at this guy. What a stand. He's so appreciative.
Tate
I wish I could have been there the last day.
Brandon Walker
I know. Is Dante back? By the way, Dante might be going to Vegas this weekend with us for Max's bachelor party. Yep. He agreed to it.
TJ
Of course he should.
Brandon Walker
How insane is that?
Danny
I mean, that's how kind of how he lives his life. Right? He's a. He's a go out guy too.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. But still, I. If I were spent a whole week in Vegas partying and he had been there three days before, he was there for like 12 days. I. I don't think I'd want to go right back.
Danny
So you have a dog?
Brandon Walker
No.
Danny
Okay, good.
Brandon Walker
I don't think he has any man with. No, I think he has his DJ laptop.
Danny
DJ doesn't have a cat. Not a dog. Ferret.
Eddie
His seeds.
TJ
His blazers have plants.
Brandon Walker
He does have a plant.
Danny
That plant's dead.
Kate
I did love Dante getting Reed ready to go out. I watched that whole video. I was like, he. Dante should do that for everyone. Dante. Ey, for the barstool guy.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Tate
This is why you voluntarily stalk the guy.
Danny
Wouldn't have to for a year.
Brandon Walker
This is the best.
Danny
This is the Super Bowl.
Tate
For anyone who documents the dawn, a deserving MVP award. Oh yeah.
Brandon Walker
Big time.
Tate
Wasn't even close.
Brandon Walker
No. Nikki smokes. Going. Leaving the last night.
Danny
Did we just start the award? Who won it last year?
Brandon Walker
I don't. I think Tate just did. Take incredible job by Tate. He's. That guy needs to sleep too.
Danny
I'm concerned about Tate.
Brandon Walker
I received an exclusive inside look at ballots for spring break. Dante 30. Nikki smokes three. Una, two. Peyton. Two. Kick one. Rico. One.
Danny
I mean, who voted for Rico?
Brandon Walker
Hank. Yeah.
Danny
That's good.
Brandon Walker
I was actually pissed. I was like, I. I should have voted for Rico, too. Rider of the year. Yeah. Dante wanted a landslide. And I would have voted for Nicky Smokes if he had stayed out that last.
TJ
I almost voted for Nicky Smokes.
Reed
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
But he left. He left the party on Friday night.
Danny
Did anybody even go to Tortilla Con? I missed it. If y' all did it Friday.
Brandon Walker
No.
Kyle
Shot down.
Brandon Walker
Got shot down, sadly. We're gonna try maybe next year to Tortilla Con it up.
Danny
Our guys weren't gonna be able to handle Tortilla.
Brandon Walker
No, no, no, no.
Danny
Maybe. Maybe I'll go out there for four or five days.
Brandon Walker
You should.
Tate
I think Nikki was under the.
Brandon Walker
I was joking, by the way. I don't want you to be upset.
Danny
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Brandon Walker
It was a joke. It was a funny. But I put in my head.
Danny
Time. Time. You said I had an intrusive thought, but it was the first thing you said on the show. You've been carrying that thought since, like, Friday morning.
Brandon Walker
Literally thought of this thought.
Danny
Ain't. No way.
Brandon Walker
Yes.
Danny
No way you've been carrying that thought.
Brandon Walker
No, no. Ask Max. I told him the of that thought on Friday.
Reed
I would have.
Brandon Walker
I would have told him way earlier. Way earlier.
Danny
Okay.
Kyle
And you didn't want to share the thought?
Danny
I didn't.
Brandon Walker
You made it. You forced it out of me. It actually is illegal what you did.
Danny
I don't even think it was.
Brandon Walker
Waterboarded it out of me.
Danny
It was sitting all around your brother this morning.
Brandon Walker
It was a funny thought that popped in my head. You are so significantly more valuable than Mins. I went in every single way. Every single way that I'm thinking of differences, though. That video will be way better than any single piece of content mince he's ever produced on his own.
Danny
I'm taller.
Brandon Walker
Taller.
Danny
Cody was with me, not Tate.
Brandon Walker
Yep.
Danny
I was in Stark Will, not Ole Miss.
Brandon Walker
I also didn't like. I saw something in my timeline came across that was like, Brandon Walker. What a piece of. He has a jersey with his own name on it. Mississippi State gave you that jersey? That's what they do.
Danny
There's a group of Ole Miss burners. I didn't mean to make shit up about me, but anyway, yeah, he like, tweeted out, look, Brandon. This is the most Brandon Walker move ever. Having a jersey with his name on it. They handed me that jersey when I walked in the stadium.
Brandon Walker
So everyone who went to the Vegas Knights game. They had their name on their jersey.
Danny
State handed me a bag with. With the jersey for me and my kid and. And I put it on.
Brandon Walker
Now, we should say that you would 100% make your own jersey.
Danny
100.
Brandon Walker
That is. That is completely separate of what the jersey you were wearing.
Danny
Correct? Yeah.
Eddie
And that guy asked you for a picture too?
Danny
Yes, there was an Ole Miss fan in that section. Asked me for a picture. I assume it was that guy.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, probably was.
Danny
Yeah. So anyway, how.
Brandon Walker
What? The wiener dog. Can I hear more about it?
Danny
It was. It was gigantic clusterfuck of. There were 88 Wiener dog races.
Brandon Walker
You step on any?
Danny
I didn't step on any. I did ask one guy if he was going to put him down because he lost. The guy was offended.
Brandon Walker
You could see that.
Danny
I just thought, well, listen, I asked him, is this the first time racing? He said, no, we raced last year. I said, did you win? He said, no, we lost. And I said, did you win this year? No, we lost. I said, well, what if he loses this year? You gonna put him down?
Brandon Walker
Right?
Danny
Like, why do you keep bringing a loser dog here? So he didn't like that. I don't know. It was just awesome being able to be right there in the Cotton District with all the restaurants and stuff and 30, 40, 90,000 people. All. All there to. It was 30, 49, 000 people happening then I. It was. It was big. It was big. It's a big festival.
Kate
I also didn't realize there was more of a downtown than I thought. I just pictured.
Danny
It's a beautiful place.
TJ
Shops and stuff.
Danny
Yeah, it's a beautiful place. Look at that. That. That's. That's two brothers.
Brandon Walker
Looks awesome.
Danny
That's two brothers. The green building, I wasn't expecting. That's the Cotton District.
Kate
Two and three story buildings.
TJ
Looks fake, dude.
Danny
No, it's. It. That's. That's. That's a couple of bars right there. There's two bars.
Brandon Walker
Suntree.
Danny
Yeah, I did. Well, I figured out the electrolytes, man.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Danny
Yeah, I figured out the electrolytes.
Brandon Walker
Look at this.
Danny
And there they go.
Kate
Commentary. What was your.
Danny
I did some commentary, but mostly I was. I was. I was just. The.
Brandon Walker
The grandma dogs are there in Mississippi.
Danny
They were. They were there from all over the country.
Kyle
Were all the races like the same sort of idea? Were there like some different divisions?
Danny
No. Every race was a wiener dog. There would be five dogs in the box. They release them. Two would race, two would race. Normally three would come out of the Box and just sniff each other's butts or look around and be funny if
Brandon Walker
they had different weight classes.
Danny
Well, there was one race.
Kyle
There was a line wiener dogs around.
Danny
There was one race that had a clean ass, just Jack Russell terrier. And I was like, there and I was, I was on commentary and that, and I was like, he can't be allowed to win that. That's both. This can't stand. And he did disqualify him for being a non weenie dog.
Brandon Walker
That's very funny.
Danny
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Big controversy he produces.
Kyle
Like, try to pass.
Danny
I guess they got him in the race somehow and he's just, you know, he's a foot taller than everybody else and he's running. You know, Jack Russell terriers are balls of energy. He just outran everybody. It's like, that's bullshit.
Kyle
It's got a birth certificate that says I'm a wiener dog.
Danny
One of the fun things about wiener dogs is their, their legs are tiny.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, Right.
Danny
And it just takes them all that effort.
Brandon Walker
It was funny watching them run.
Danny
Yeah.
Kate
What is the winner get?
Danny
Nothing, I don't think. A trophy. I was supposed to get a trophy, but they never gave it to me. I was supposed to get a trophy and bring it home, but they never fucking. Hopefully they'll mail it to me or something. Big ass wiener dog.
Kate
Does it get rowdy or people like, I'm getting.
Danny
No, no, it's not like. Although that, that is the bar scene. That right there is the bar scene for that night. It turns. Turns into where everybody goes to drink, but no, there was beer, but nothing. Nothing more.
Kate
Nothing crazy.
Danny
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Look like a great ass.
Danny
Temperature, say 87, 88.
Brandon Walker
Ooh, a little hot.
Danny
It was a little warm.
Brandon Walker
A little hot.
Reed
A little warm.
Danny
I. I found shade a lot. Spent the first couple of races in that, you know, loft apartment right there, looking over everything, and then went and found the VIP tent and just chilled.
Brandon Walker
Did you see your mom?
Danny
No. I took my son to her house one night and then she. Then I went and got him. So I saw her for about three minutes.
Brandon Walker
Still a little icy.
Danny
Still a little icy. But my, My kid went with us and he got to go hang out with his grandmother, so.
Brandon Walker
That's awesome.
Danny
Yeah. And Mystery state took care of him, but got him a jersey, got him a backpack, got him a bunch of stuff. So it was cool.
Kyle
That's how it's different.
Danny
And m. Never once.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. He doesn't have a child.
Kyle
She doesn't have kid.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, you didn't.
Kyle
You were doing it for your kid.
Danny
I was doing it. It was all for my kid.
Brandon Walker
There you go.
Danny
All for my kid.
Brandon Walker
Now, if anyone says anything, dude, for the kids.
Danny
Sorry, you hate kids. For the kids and dogs and old people.
Brandon Walker
I also saw that you came out as a LeBron fan this weekend.
Danny
I didn't come out as a LeBron fan, but I solidified it. I was like. I was like, at what point do you just throw up your hands and say, God damn, this has never happened before? Yeah. Although people online did take it as me coming out.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, they did. I saw that.
Danny
They were like, see, even haters like this like him now. I was like, I've always loved.
Brandon Walker
You go viral for the funniest shit.
Danny
Yeah, I go viral for weird shit
Brandon Walker
all the time, so. Great. It's also great because I always. I always know that you've reached a new audience when people are tweeting it but not adding you. And they're taking screenshots.
Danny
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Like as if you're gonna delete that tweet. Yeah, I got him.
Danny
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Look at me.
Danny
It's always. It's always a random woman that has no idea who I am or what and then just will ascribe an entire worldview to me based on what I. Whatever I just tweeted.
Brandon Walker
It's perfect.
Danny
Yeah. I don't hate it.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. Numbies.
Danny
Numbies.
Brandon Walker
That wasn't an alley oop, though, that he.
Danny
What? No, I didn't say it was.
Brandon Walker
No, I know there were people who were.
Danny
Well, it's a. Still a lob.
Brandon Walker
It was a lob. If I said, hey, time out. Come see this alley. Oops.
Danny
Actually, that wasn't it.
Kyle
That was an alley.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, but you're. But listen, let's just have to be
Danny
dumped to be an alley.
Brandon Walker
Listen, if you. If I said, hey, come watch this alley oop. You're expecting a dunk.
Danny
Right. But a reverse layup off an alley oop is also cool.
Brandon Walker
Right. But you wouldn't. You would say, come check out this alley oop.
Kate
I would.
Brandon Walker
That's got to.
Danny
I would think dunk. But when I see the layup, I'd be like, okay, it's a reverse layup instead of a dunk. That's an alley oop.
Brandon Walker
It's the only thing I got against LeBron anymore is that it wasn't an alley. This is how desperate. So desperate.
Danny
I'm like, actually, that's the last gun in the bullet.
Brandon Walker
Kind of wish it was a dunk. Immediately dunks the ball. Thank you.
Kyle
And what I want when I want a definition of a basketball. What better source than Miriam Webs?
Brandon Walker
Oh, yeah, that was. That was an intrusive thought. That was very pathetic of me when I was like, that wasn't an alley oop. Got him.
Reed
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
You got to be a real loser to be like. Actually not technically an alley oop.
Eddie
The way you worded it, though, it did appear that you were coming out like, you.
Kyle
What'd you say?
Danny
What are you talking about There?
Eddie
Weren't you, like, I'm. I'm tired. Yeah, he's, like, sick of people, like, saying it.
Brandon Walker
Wasn't it. It was like, oh, it was a formal announcement kind of. Oh. Oh.
Danny
When I. No, I think I said, I'm tired of pretending.
Brandon Walker
I'm tired of pretending LeBron James isn't the best basketball player in the history of sport. I think I'll be living my truth.
Danny
Okay.
Kyle
Yeah, that's a.
Brandon Walker
That's a coming out.
Kyle
That's.
Brandon Walker
That's some crazy numbers, too.
Danny
Yeah, I guess you're right. I guess you're right. I was also. I'd been in the sun, Eddie.
Brandon Walker
I was tired.
Kyle
Yeah, that does read like you.
Danny
Yeah.
Kyle
Forever.
Danny
Like, I had a light bulb moment.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. Yeah, you're like, fine. You know what I think?
Danny
I guess he's Good, guys.
Brandon Walker
After 20 years of watching this. Yeah, I'll say it. Yeah. Good at basketball. LeBron James.
Danny
Yeah. Fair point, Eddie. Fair point. Are you ready for that? No. Or for me and you and the feud today.
Eddie
Can we.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. You talk about the fact that we're doing this.
Danny
Yeah, we're recording it today.
Brandon Walker
I got triggered this morning.
Eddie
Why?
Danny
No, no, no, no, no. You were right to get triggered.
Brandon Walker
I. Thank you. So I'm not. I'm not competing in the Family Feud. My. My daughter's birthday is the day that the Family Feud has to air in out of somewhere else. Undisclosed. Well, I think everyone knows they tape in Atlanta. And I was standing in the. In the kitchen, and Whitney and Rico were like, game planning. And Whitney was like, you know how they're all positive? And they say, like, great guests, great guests. And I was like, oh, dude. They say, good answer, good answer. And then Rico was like, yeah, if we go. If we win this, like, they're gonna have to have a dump button for Jerry. And I'm like, oh, they pre tape all the episodes. And so I just like, I. I. It was a bad moment for me, but I also was like, how can you guys, like, I. Why? This is. This is one of my favorite shows. And Steve Harvey's the best. And you guys are saying great guests.
TJ
They don't know.
Brandon Walker
This is a great guest. Steve Harvey's gonna. Yeah.
Danny
Throw him out.
TJ
That's what we might. Maybe we want that.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Danny
True, true.
Brandon Walker
It's gonna be fun, though.
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Whoever wins.
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Here are the teams.
Danny
I don't know about our team, Eddie.
Brandon Walker
I think. I think these teams are pretty even.
Danny
We're gonna be a very funny. Four people standing next to each other.
Kyle
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
And Brianna's out. Who's in for Brianna?
Danny
Stu. Stu's already here.
Brandon Walker
Stu is here.
Steven
Stuff saw me Friday and told me he's great at four things in life, and Family Feud is one of them.
Brandon Walker
Wow. What were the other three?
Danny
He told me this morning he barely watches the show.
Tate
Licking Family Feud.
Danny
Gambling.
Tate
Gambling.
Brandon Walker
Eating.
Tate
Eating. Is everyone going to be forced to be nice to each other?
Danny
I hope not.
Tate
Like I. Well, that's how they do it.
Danny
Every.
Tate
Every family member.
Kyle
Good answer.
Tate
Even though it's dumb.
Brandon Walker
That's how the conversation came up. Yeah. Who Whitney said?
Eddie
Great guess.
Kyle
Brandon, do you have any you to say penis if you make it to Atlanta and Steve Harvey's like, gotta.
Danny
Yeah.
Kyle
Name something a woman puts in her mouth.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kyle
At night, would you.
Brandon Walker
Top five answers.
Kyle
Are you gonna be like, well, Steve. Penis. Steve.
Danny
I'm gonna say penis.
Brandon Walker
Dante can't figure out how to get in.
Eddie
It will be hard not to say making Whoopi, though, though. Yeah, I will want to squeeze one of those.
Danny
Penis.
Brandon Walker
Something a woman likes to ride. You got horse and then penis. Penis. Steve.
TJ
Steve.
Brandon Walker
Penis.
Danny
Penis.
Brandon Walker
Just watching him. Oh, he's so good at that.
Danny
I just want to. I just visualize Steve staring at Mincy and Mincy staring back at Steve and it just gives me the tickles.
Brandon Walker
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Tate
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Dante
What's up, guys?
Brandon Walker
How you feeling, dude? You're a star.
Dante
A little bit better. Get a little better each day.
Brandon Walker
You're.
Danny
You're a star.
Brandon Walker
Do you feel it? Do you feel the love?
Dante
Not gonna lie. Walking into the office today was very different.
Brandon Walker
Really? Yeah.
Danny
In what way?
Dante
I don't know. It was like that scene in those teen comedy movies where, like, the geeky kid gets cool and he comes to
Danny
school, and everyone's like, oh, you're a Rachel Lee Cook.
Dante
Yes, kind of.
Kyle
You thought you were the geeky kid around here.
Dante
No, but, like, all of a sudden, everybody's.
Kate
It's like you took your glasses.
Kyle
Getting attention in a way that you.
Tate
Yeah. You got Princess Diaries.
Dante
Stu came up and was like. That was weird, him telling me I'm like, the king of Vegas. And he was so impressed. Like, hearing that from him, I was like, whoa.
TJ
Wow.
Dante
That was weird.
Brandon Walker
Are you actually gonna go back with us?
Dante
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
You're such a psycho this weekend. Love it. Yes. It's Friday. Hell, yeah.
Dante
I'm just. I was just confused. I thought we were. That we were going for content.
Brandon Walker
No, I'm paid for all of it.
Dante
Okay. So why. Why do you want me to go if.
Brandon Walker
Because you're the man, Mr. Vegas. Yeah.
Dante
If it's not for content? I was like, well, we have a.
Brandon Walker
We have a live show in LA right after, so. I mean, it will be content in the fact that we'll talk about it on the podcast, but we're not, like, doing. We're not gonna do, like, clips of us up. Yeah.
Reed
All right.
Dante
That's. That's cool. We're gonna have fun.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kyle
What's your secret?
Brandon Walker
What is your secret?
TJ
Like, you're in your late 30s and did seven days straight, no sleep, constant drinking, seemingly unaffected, because people.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, there's people who like, oh, he's a drug guy. No, he's not.
Dante
No, I'm not.
Brandon Walker
Right. Because I. I actually said it privately.
Danny
I was like, if.
Brandon Walker
If Dante was a coke guy, he'd be the biggest scumbag ever. Because that. We've hung out a lot and you've never offered it to me, and I'd be pissed.
TJ
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Like, legitimately. I've known you for, like, 15 years. If you had never offered me, if you were just, like, often just doing your own coke, I'd be so mad at you. So I don't think he. I don't think he's like that.
Dante
No, I would definitely.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, Right. So what is your secret?
Dante
I don't know. I did like, mushrooms a few nights. My mushrooms are the best thing.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, they are.
Dante
But that's, like, all I can do. If I could do coke, I could take over the world. I legitimately think so. Hearing World famous, hearing the runs people have gone on on coke, I'm like, man, if I could go three days without getting tired, that would be.
Brandon Walker
Did you get tired, though? You never seemed tired towards the end.
Dante
I'm not gonna lie. It was. It was tough. And then la. I got back Saturday night and just crashed. And yesterday was, like, the best day of sleep of all time, so I feel a lot better now.
Brandon Walker
How many hours a night did you sleep?
Dante
Not much. Maybe two or three.
Brandon Walker
Jesus Christ.
Dante
If one night we stayed up the whole time, Ella, Katic and I, just. Because it got so late and we were like, it. We'll just wait till the show with Roan starts. But, yeah, it was good. They just kept us so busy. The schedule was so packed that it wasn't like we had any downtime to really, like, lounge around and nap. We just kept going and going and going, and it was fun. I mean, it was Vegas. There was always something going on. There's always somebody up. Like, people would sleep in shifts, and then there'd be, like, a new wave. So it was cool.
Brandon Walker
What a beast.
Eddie
What's the most upset you got with Danny? The underwear.
Brandon Walker
You were always kind of undressed.
Dante
I mean, the weather was. The weather was. You know.
Brandon Walker
I saw more Dante's torso.
Dante
Yeah, man, it was beautiful out.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, but even, like, when you were inside.
Danny
Oh, yeah.
Brandon Walker
You were just like, dante's in the. They're in the middle of, like, some big thing, and there's Dante in his underwear.
Tate
Whitey tighties in the hot tub.
Dante
Yeah, I was just comfortable. The most mad I got at Danny, I think, was after he left. He posted something, and there's a screenshot between him and Tate calling me stupid.
Tate
I didn't call you dumb. For the record, he did.
Danny
I was just like,
Dante
he's just like. He's so dumb. He doesn't even get it.
Brandon Walker
I was just like, is that true?
Dante
No, but that's how people, like, legitimately think about me. And it's like, I don't know how much more I have to do to prove to people that I'm not as stupid as you think I am.
Brandon Walker
I don't think you're stupid.
Dante
Oh, I know you don't.
Brandon Walker
I think you're actually used a lot,
Dante
but there's a lot of people that do. Like, I just like Hat, like, randomly fell ass backwards into, like, being semi successful. I don't know. It. That kind of pisses me off. And the fact that.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, that's not true.
Dante
You and Tate would never have the balls to say that to my face.
Brandon Walker
Wow. Wow.
Dante
That I'm so dumb. I don't understand it.
Tate
Well, first of all, if you read the screenshot Tate said. Tate said you were too dumb to understand the joke. I thought it was kind of a weird joke and even harder when I wasn't there. Basically, Tate Photoshop Dante over me last year at Beach House because I happened to be in the background of a picture with Diana Rossini, and Dante wasn't getting that it was actually me because he was also there.
Dante
Yeah, I saw her.
Tate
Yeah.
Dante
Yeah. So I.
Brandon Walker
So it could have been done, right?
Reed
Yeah.
Tate
It was almost too close to the truth.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Dante
He showed me the picture and I was like, oh, yeah. I. I thought.
Tate
But I think people say, yeah.
Brandon Walker
That doesn't look photoshopped to me.
Dante
No, not at all.
Tate
I think people just call you dumb because of the cameras thing. You're always like, what? I'm being recorded. I don't think they're really questioning or.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, that's different than dumb. That's confusion.
Danny
Yeah.
Kyle
Yeah.
Tate
Confusion is a better word.
Kyle
Confused about everything except Tortilla Con.
TJ
Hyper aware.
Kyle
You know everything about Tortilla Con.
Dante
I'm not gonna lie. That I think would have been really good.
Brandon Walker
I know. I know.
Dante
Really, really good content.
Brandon Walker
It's not. It's not. I'm gonna say Tortilla Con, hopefully in the future.
Dante
It's not like we didn't have fun doing the racing. The F1 thing was awesome. Nikki Smokes pulled off an incredible win. He gets to go back to Vegas in November for Grand Prix. They're, like, treating him like a celebrity. It's going to be awesome. Happy that he won, but, yeah, Tortilla Con with the boys would have been a movie. It would have been awesome, I think.
Tate
What is it, like a convention at a. A warehouse?
Dante
No, it's the Las Vegas Convention Center. It's awesome. It's like McCoy. It's not as big as McCormick, but it's right.
Tate
I think, like, Nikki Smokes is under the impression that it was, like, a big drinking fest, though there was.
Dante
I'm sure they would have tequilas there, but it's mostly. It's like vendors set up and they're trying to meet new buyers. And what's a network? It's a networking and connection thing.
Brandon Walker
What could have been. We Got to be on the lookout for next year's Tortilla Con. Yeah.
Kyle
What?
Dante
I'm interested. What was it like watching from afar?
Brandon Walker
We were saying before you got here, like, there was, like, watching you is hilarious. Watching the people we know. But then, like, when Una and Goldfinger are fighting, it's like, I don't. I don't know either of them very well at all. You know what I mean? So it's like almost watching a show that isn't barstool to me.
Dante
Same.
Brandon Walker
And they're just. I still don't really know the resolution to all that.
Dante
It's kind of like why we bounced. And we're like, we're not standing around watching this. We went and did our own thing.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Dante
Which is cool. I know it was not what we were supposed to do because.
Brandon Walker
Well, I don't. I think exactly what you're supposed to do. You were. You're not there for drama. You're there for Dante.
Dante
Yeah. No, but I was just. I. I kept thinking, like, man, it's the middle of the day, in the middle of the week. People are, like, working. What is. They must be watching this, just being like, what world are these people living in?
Brandon Walker
Well, it was also. Dave pointed out the time zone thing was tough. Like, I would go to sleep and I'd wake up and be like, what happened? Just kind of lose sense of what. What was going on?
TJ
I mean, were you keeping up with the feedback?
Dante
It was. It was too fast, too. Like, Katic and I at the. After Roan's show would recap, which was, like, 10:30, we would go back to the room. This is, like, the only downtime we had. They would give us, like, a small window between the show and then when we had to leave to do whatever the day activity was. Some people would try to nap. Katic and I would be like, we're napping. We're napping. And we'd, like, go back to the room, and he'd pull up Twitter and we would just go through and watch clips and just laugh our asses off. So that became, like, a daily thing. So, yeah, we would try to, like, follow 24 hours or 12 hours behind. It was. I was absolutely fucking hilarious. If I was watching from afar, I would have. I would have been entertained.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, it was very entertaining.
Dante
It was funny.
TJ
A lot of Nigerian robots in the replies.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, dude, what's going on with that? There's a lot of bots right now. I'm starting to.
Dante
Oh, in the. In the replies.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. Yeah. I'm Starting to try to block them.
TJ
Trying to. I was trying to see, like, real humans make fun of you guys.
Dante
So Sean. Sean and the social guys kept saying that, and I was asking them to elaborate, and they were just like, oh, you can just. And I was like, how do you tell? And they were like, oh, you can just.
Brandon Walker
You could tell.
Dante
I couldn't really tell. I. How do you tell?
Tate
They almost like, paraphrase the caption. They'll be like, Dante, the Dawn Times paraphrase.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Dante
Why are they doing it, though?
Tate
So they can get engagement on their accounts.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, they can get paid.
Dante
Who's engaging with that, though?
Tate
Other people in the replies. Like, real people. Like, if you have a really popular tweet, you're probably going to get a lot of engagement if you reply under it and you're the first.
Dante
Who's behind this? Who's behind the boss?
Tate
Deeper than us. It's not us.
Dante
I know, but who's behind it. It and why?
Eddie
Career.
Reed
I don't know.
Tate
Yeah, maybe career.
Brandon Walker
So could be. Could very well be Greer. Probably something to think about.
Dante
It is.
Brandon Walker
All right. Well, Dante's great seeing you. Can't wait for this weekend.
Dante
Me neither. I need to get the rundown and game plan because I still have no clue.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, we're. You. You want to add John Summit on Friday night, which we got to figure out because there's no way I'm making it to that.
Kate
Don't.
Brandon Walker
No, don't. Don't what?
Tate
Take him under your wing.
Danny
Don Dante.
Brandon Walker
He's gonna get mad at me because there's gonna be. So Max's Patrick party. We have it set up. I bought a hotel. I bought a penthouse suite for Max. I think it's max, Donnie, Jack McCarthy and Hank in there. Everyone else has their own hotel rooms, including you. Nice. Because I'm not. I. I'm 41. There's going to be a point every night where it's like, I'm going to bed and I don't want to be shamed for it. So please don't shame me.
Dante
All right. But
Kyle
really wants to shame.
Dante
I told Summit we were. You were coming.
Brandon Walker
I'll bring you.
Dante
And he was.
Brandon Walker
He was like, okay, all right.
Kyle
What time?
Brandon Walker
I'll come for a little on.
Dante
I think he goes on at 1 or 1:30.
Brandon Walker
Oh, one. What if I just go to the first, like 20 minutes? Yeah, it.
Dante
You just go early just so he can. He can shout you out and that'll be.
Danny
Oh, yeah.
Brandon Walker
No, I like John Summit a lot. He's a man yeah. But, yeah, I'm just not. I'm not. I know what I'm built for. I'm built for a fun time, but I'm not built for a long time.
Dante
I got you, you know? Dude, I remember. I remember the Super Bowl, Arizona.
Danny
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
When it was like four of us. Yeah. We had a good time.
Dante
I was 30, shirtless in the club.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Tate
Might have to invite Josh Allen.
Brandon Walker
They told we don't do that.
Tate
We don't do that.
Danny
They told.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, they told me and Dave, we had to put our shirts back on because. And everyone in the club had their shirts off, but they all had six packs. When you say, like, you have to put your shirts back on, we're like, why? They're like, it's disgusting.
Tate
When you say 1:30 was kind of early compared to the other guys. Last week, Lil Wayne went on at 4am Good God.
Dante
That was.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kyle
Why does it.
Dante
That was something. Did you. Did people talk about that?
Tate
I don't think so. Late in the night.
Dante
Danny's post last night had me cracking up.
Tate
The crew we went to Lil Wayne with was Meek, Phil, Mikey Betts, me and Dante and Deutsch always how I imagined.
Brandon Walker
That's perfect. We had squad.
Dante
They gave us, like, one of the best tables in the club. We popped zero bottles. These guys were, like, hanging on by a thread.
Kyle
Oh.
Dante
Just kept going. When is he coming out? When is he coming out? But when he came on, it was unbelievable.
Tate
He had better nights in my life.
Dante
He had a band. He was so good. He played like 45 minute and it was just.
Reed
Yeah.
Tate
Like snippets of his greatest hits.
Dante
It was awesome.
Eddie
It was.
Dante
It was great. I'm glad Danny came. And then the next morning, everybody in the house woke up and was like, what? They saw a little wing. Like, yeah. You shouldn't have gone home at midnight,
Brandon Walker
2:00am all right, Dante.
Dante
All right. Thanks, guys.
Brandon Walker
You're the best MVP for a reason.
TJ
Are there any, like, hungry? Never mind.
Kyle
What'd you say? I don't know.
Brandon Walker
Clock hungry?
Reed
Yeah.
TJ
Coeds this weekend clamoring for your.
Dante
I. I hope. Do.
TJ
Do you see it?
Brandon Walker
Wait, you mean this coming weekend? This coming weekend. There's not going to be any chance residual fuel.
Tate
Like, you were going through your DMS and there were a couple.
Dante
Oh, yeah, it's picking up finally.
Brandon Walker
There you go. You're. You're zaddy. There's definitely a Zun. Yeah, there's a lot.
Dante
Spread the word. Kb. Oh, by the way, thanks for the Venmo.
TJ
You're welcome.
Dante
That was a class move.
Brandon Walker
Why'd you Venmo.
TJ
He paid what, 30 bottles? 3,500 for bottles.
Brandon Walker
Oh, yeah, that was tough.
Dante
It was in the heat of the moment, though, I was surprised. I'm like, he's on top of this.
Danny
How much did you Venmo him?
Dante
50 bucks.
Brandon Walker
That was a brutal moment for you guys. The girls said to you, I want. I want to go out tonight. This is the Tommy Smokes. I want to go out tonight, but I have to. I have to be able to party here to feel like I'm gonna go out tonight with you guys. So can you please buy a 3,500bottle? Oh, and they got him a 3,500dollar bottle. And then they just bounced.
Dante
Oh, they came back. They came back. They had other tables to check on.
Brandon Walker
Oh, I really want to go out tonight. But I got it. I got a party now if I'm
Danny
gonna be in the mood.
Dante
I just wanted the bottle presentation
Danny
and
Dante
for them to kick it for like five minutes because then we could make it look like, yeah, they hung out, but it backfired.
Brandon Walker
Oh, all right.
Dante
All right, guys.
Danny
Dante, but I heard Dave let you expense it.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, he did.
Dante
Yeah, he did.
Danny
He's been 50 bucks back.
Dante
He's been very complimentary the last few days, which is not normal at all. So I'm waiting for the other shoe
Eddie
to drop, but come a long way since Gron Gate.
Dante
Yeah, we really have.
Eddie
Yeah.
Dante
Keep it on the up and up.
Danny
All right. All right.
Dante
Thanks, guys.
TJ
See you.
Kyle
See you, Dante.
Brandon Walker
It's fair.
Danny
No, right?
Brandon Walker
It's fair Point.
Danny
Once again, he just kind of skirted that one. He should be keeping the 50 bucks.
Brandon Walker
He made 50 bucks on that bottle, Kyle.
TJ
Yeah, just get me a reservation everywhere.
Danny
Just. All right, see you, man. Just talking about him and he's.
Brandon Walker
I got so many texts about Dante. People outside of Barstow World like, being like, who is this guy?
Reed
He's.
Brandon Walker
He's Dante. He's the dawn.
Danny
Just dip into real anger at you for a second.
Tate
You never know.
Danny
Okay.
Tate
It'll be fine.
Danny
It's like you and Tate. The subject came up and he's like, you. And they got right back.
Tate
Definitely way more things to be matter at me about than that. But follow Dante documentary for 24. 7 coverage.
Brandon Walker
Love that, by the way. Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew's back. Summer's coming. Can't wait to crack open an ice cold Mountain Dew. Little backyard grilling. Because nothing goes better with hanging out. Friends, family, backyard. And that refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew. We love Mountain Dew. It's, it's. It is the most American drink out there. Proudly born in the foothills of Tennessee. Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew. An American original. Just think about it. You're just sitting there, sun shining, you get. Go to the cooler and then you drink a nice cold Mountain Dew. Absolutely delicious. The Dew. Tasting great since 48. Grab a Dew today. Tasting great since 48. Like I said, an American original. It's been around for a long time. So shout out Mountain Dew. It's Mountain Dew season. It is The. The weather's turning. It's Mountain Dew season. Beautiful weather this weekend. Maybe my favorite weather.
Danny
Where this.
Kyle
This week?
Brandon Walker
Here? Yeah.
TJ
Yeah, here?
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kate
It was 50 yesterday.
Brandon Walker
Oh, but it was so sunny.
Kyle
Oh, it was awful.
Danny
It was so good.
TJ
It wasn't great.
Danny
No, it was 75 degrees.
Brandon Walker
No, there's a reason why we're not doing.
Kyle
It was awful.
Kate
Wait, I thought yesterday was.
Brandon Walker
Oh, Kate, I'm with you.
Danny
I got home yesterday 54.
Brandon Walker
Oh, so good.
Kate
Nobody else did the Winnie the Pooh loop at Lyman Woods. It was perfect for that.
Danny
Shut the up.
Brandon Walker
Oh, good. Went to the zoo with my kids.
Danny
But again, imagine Saturday trip.
Kyle
Saturday was legitimately freezing.
Brandon Walker
But then I'd have to.
Kyle
Saturday was like snow coat out.
Danny
But T shirt shorts is perfect.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, but I, I'm not T shirt body ready.
Danny
Who gives a. You're 41 with two kids. Three kids.
Reed
Kids.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, three of them. Yeah. It's been postponed. 20, 27 is going to be our.
Danny
All right, let's. Let's just recap one more time. 41 rich, three kids. Who gives a. Where are you a teacher?
Brandon Walker
It's the feel of it. I just feel fat.
Danny
I got two titties for days and I'll go out in a T shirt.
Brandon Walker
I know. It just happens to me all the time this year, this, this time of year where it's just like the, the first 80 degree day is gonna just hit me like a ton of bricks.
Danny
It's the best feeling in the world.
Brandon Walker
Ah, well, I didn't get myself ready yet. Again. Wasn't ready for. For prime time, man. Cancel summer.
Danny
No, I'm opting in the summer.
Brandon Walker
All right, so what do we have to do? Or you guys got reverse wet.
Danny
We don't have to do anything.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. So Brandon, myself and Danny, we weren't here. We weren't here and you guys just didn't do it.
Danny
Yeah, you guys had the option to do.
Brandon Walker
You had a perfect time to do it.
Kyle
We do. We spun the wheel at the end of the show.
Kate
Yeah, but wait, I wasn't here when you guys got wet.
Danny
But they only had like, two guys at that point.
Kate
I still got.
Brandon Walker
Wait, weren't you that show.
Kate
No, I was not here. The show
Tate
that's on Kate.
Danny
Yeah, I was on that show. Therefore I got wet.
Brandon Walker
I think I had an idea.
Danny
You guys spun reverse wet. We didn't.
Kyle
That was the precedent was when. When I was thinking of Kate. That would be unfair to Kate tonight.
Brandon Walker
I have an idea. I think that at the end of the show today, I'm.
Danny
Fucking bitch.
Brandon Walker
We have to spin the wheel for today's show, and then we'll spin the reverse wet wheel. We'll spin it one time. One person stays dry. Everyone else has to go and get in the shower together.
Kate
Or.
Brandon Walker
Or.
Danny
And then I'm just gonna say this out loud.
Brandon Walker
He's gonna. Kyle, you know what he's about to do or he's gonna fight against.
Danny
We stop being beholden to a wheel. That was one time five years ago. It was funny one time. It was funny one. It was funny one time six years ago. We got room with some of the most creative people in the company and we're beholden to a crutch. That was funny in 2021. Fuck that wheel. And fuck you guys.
Brandon Walker
Friday, though. Friday was perfect.
Kyle
I'll speak for everyone that was here. We didn't want to.
TJ
We really didn't want.
Danny
Well, we don't want to.
Kyle
And I was like, you know what I really want to do? I want to go home and just chill.
Danny
Was Nick here? I have a statement.
Kyle
Yeah, Nick was. Well, that's the other thing.
Brandon Walker
All right, so then we gotta do it.
Danny
I'm not doing it.
Kyle
We gotta wait for tomorrow.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, you are.
Danny
I'm not fucking.
TJ
If I thought ev. Even one person wanted that, Even one bumpkin from the Great Plains really wanted it. I think I would have done it. I don't think anyone wants it.
Brandon Walker
All right?
TJ
It's past being funny. It's past being ironic.
Danny
It's not funny.
TJ
It's a hassle.
Danny
It's an unfunny crutch. That's stupid.
Kyle
But I.
Danny
We shouldn't do it anymore.
Brandon Walker
Well, we're gonna. We're already delaying it till tomorrow because Nick's not here.
Kyle
Nick has to be.
Brandon Walker
That's on the show. Nick was on the show. He's not getting out of this.
Reed
Yeah.
Kyle
So.
Brandon Walker
And also, he texted. He's like, I can't. I'm not going to be on the show today. I'm moving at 1:30. Okay. Well, the show's an hour and a half long. Like, you could have been here.
Danny
What if we came up with something?
Brandon Walker
You. You are the one who can do that.
Danny
I. I said reversal last week when we hit reversal. I said take it off. And y' all didn't take it off. Supposed to be off. It's not funny.
Brandon Walker
It is, though.
Danny
It's not. We all got wet last week. It was funny for like 5 seconds.
Brandon Walker
Funny. I laughed. I thought it was funny.
Danny
Show.
Brandon Walker
That was a really funny show.
TJ
I planted lotion in my pants to make it seem as if I had a ball. And that didn't even work today last time.
Brandon Walker
Oh, oh.
Kate
Like you put a lotion bottle in your pocket.
Danny
You gotta do like a cucumber or something.
Eddie
Banana.
TJ
It was pretty big.
Brandon Walker
We didn't even notice.
Danny
Yeah, it couldn't have been that big.
Brandon Walker
I'm sorry.
TJ
Subtle approach maybe too, but I noticed
Kyle
that we get a little bottle.
Danny
Yeah. Was it like a tube, though, or was it like it was shaped.
TJ
Yeah.
Danny
Cylindrical or tapered a little bit.
Kyle
Yeah.
Danny
Okay.
Brandon Walker
All right, so tomorrow we'll do it.
Kyle
Yeah, we'll do it. We will do it tomorrow.
Brandon Walker
Tomorrow we'll do it.
Kate
Yeah, it'll be funny tomorrow.
Danny
It's never fun. Why don't we. Why don't we all look in the mirror and say we're capable of so much more than the stupid ass wheel.
Brandon Walker
You can come up with something.
Danny
Then you. Why don't y'. All. Why don't we all come up with something and get out from under this albatross.
Brandon Walker
I think it's, you know who, you
Kyle
know who would come up with.
Danny
You don't.
Brandon Walker
It's fun.
Danny
None of you think it's funny.
Brandon Walker
Hilarious. Cuz imagine us right now, but wet.
Danny
You're all. None of you think it's funny. And I'm the only one with the guts to sit out here and say what we all say.
Brandon Walker
I think it's very funny.
Kyle
What. What can we do? I agree.
TJ
Maybe if we had to, like, ring out our wet clothes into our respective vats and then.
Brandon Walker
Ooh, I like that. That's good. So even wetter.
TJ
We each of.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. Like a double dare challenge. You got to go up and then get wet. Come down, ring them out, go back up, get wet.
TJ
The ring champion. The one who, yeah, rung out the most.
Brandon Walker
I like this idea a lot.
TJ
Safe. And then we keep doing it.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, That's a really good idea that
TJ
we mix our wrung out water with lime green food diet.
Danny
They're stupid.
TJ
So it's green,
Danny
you know. You don't think it's funny?
Brandon Walker
He does.
Danny
I'm looking at you.
Kyle
I guess.
TJ
Maybe if they drank our water.
Brandon Walker
Why do you keep doing this from a vat?
Eddie
A vat?
Kyle
We have chug. A vat.
Danny
Guys, we don't even chug a vat
Brandon Walker
over rung out water.
Danny
We don't even have vats.
TJ
We have eight to ten vats.
Brandon Walker
When do we get a vat? Ten vats you show.
Danny
You tell me where a vat is,
Brandon Walker
we'll get some vats.
Danny
You don't have a vat.
Brandon Walker
We'll find one. What does a vat stand for?
Danny
I don't think it stands for anything.
Kyle
Yeah, that's a. What does it stand for?
TJ
Why do you assume that?
Brandon Walker
What is it? What's the word? What's the word?
TJ
VAT words. Vat.
Brandon Walker
That's it.
TJ
Like bat cat, right?
Brandon Walker
That's it.
Danny
It's just vat. It's just vat. What does cat stand for?
Kyle
I always assume. So does it stand. What do you mean? Like it.
TJ
You ever seen it?
Brandon Walker
Short caps feel like it might be
Danny
longer, like,
Brandon Walker
I don't know, ventricular.
Danny
So you think that we're.
Kate
We're going to do retrigulation and top.
Brandon Walker
Huh?
Danny
No, it's just. It's a vat.
Kyle
That is vat. Value Added Tax.
Brandon Walker
Why are you. Why are you giving. Why are you giving? Miriam Webster. What are you doing? Tj? The. Is that. Is that an ad? Is that side deal you just did?
Reed
What's your preferred dictionary?
Brandon Walker
Just Google it.
Kyle
That TJ's got a side deal with Mary Webster. It's pretty obvious, tj.
Brandon Walker
Value Added Tax. Thank you.
Danny
That's a different thing.
Brandon Walker
That was Value Added Tax. Do VAT container. There it is. That is a large container.
Danny
Right again. It's just a vat, though.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, I guess. I guess. Hey, listen, guys got that one wrong.
Danny
Do you think pot is short for something?
Brandon Walker
No. That's a pot.
Danny
Okay.
Kate
No. Zip and zip code. It stands for something.
Eddie
No.
Kate
Yep.
Danny
What does it stand for?
Brandon Walker
Zebras.
Kate
Forget. I learned it this weekend. It's like zone improvement plan or something like that.
Kyle
Zone in.
Danny
Okay.
Brandon Walker
It's got to be zebras. Come on.
Kyle
Zebras.
Brandon Walker
He is always zebras. Always xylophone.
Kyle
Z is always zebra. We know that.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kyle
I is probably in.
Danny
Yeah.
Kyle
Where the zebras in.
Danny
Where?
Kyle
They're in.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kate
Listening to a kid's podcast gets delivered.
Danny
Zone improvement.
Kate
Improvement plan.
Danny
Way to go. Okay.
Kyle
How about that?
Brandon Walker
Okay.
Danny
Not goddamn time.
Brandon Walker
They have Zip codes in like Europe?
Danny
Do they improve their zones?
Brandon Walker
I don't know. What if it's.
Eddie
What if you have to shower with Mikey Bets Mummy.
Brandon Walker
Oh, and then you gotta drink it.
Danny
Yeah, shut the up.
Brandon Walker
Pal's right. I think we gotta drink something or, or what?
Danny
Or we don't end the show with a stupid ass gimmick that was funny once five years ago.
Brandon Walker
You see, I disagree on that one.
Danny
I might as well just start looking at Starkville, Zillow.
Kyle
Brandon, I think your message is right. I think the problem is the messenger is who is.
Danny
But when we all talk about this, I'm the only one that.
Kyle
No, but that's the problem is like need to.
Brandon Walker
Why don't complainer by nature.
Danny
Why don't one of you pick up the, the, the thing here and go to battle?
Kate
If Kyle said it, I'd be like,
Brandon Walker
oh, yeah, no, I, I.
Kyle
Whatever. Kyle agree with everything.
Brandon Walker
I mean, we're about to drink a vat. I agree of Kyle.
Kyle
Brandon, I agree with everything you're saying. It's just, it's, it's just you. It's. Unfortunately it's you saying it, so it's just kind of hard to.
Brandon Walker
Naughty by nature, but complainer by nature. You start doing some Weird Al songs. You complaining about. I. I'd watch that. That.
Danny
That's not the worst gimmick I've ever heard.
Brandon Walker
Steven. Are you. Did you hire an AI bot to start tweeting for you?
Steven
No.
Brandon Walker
Why? Okay, I just. You some AI type tweets. That Cubs one yesterday was devoid of any feeling whatsoever.
Steven
They got stumped.
Danny
Oh, the one. It was a ten game winning streak.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, like good. Ten game winning streaks. Lost two out of three. Ten game winning streak was fun. Minor bump of the road today and last night against the world champs.
Danny
Yeah. Yeah. What's wrong with that? It is very AI.
Tate
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Magic Johnson.
Kyle
Yeah, that's fun.
Steven
Hall of Famer, all time great legend of the game.
Danny
Is that a new hat?
Steven
This is our hat.
Danny
Well, I know it's a yak out. I don't remember seeing it.
Brandon Walker
Hey, you know what? You know, I was thinking about the other day. Stephen. We haven't had an update on in a while. Max.
Danny
Oh, the kid.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. What's he doing? Is he. Is he in like single aid ball baseball season?
Steven
I don't know. I will have updates soon. I think I'm moving his block.
Brandon Walker
Oh, oh, it's Max's block.
Danny
What do you mean? I think you're moving there.
Steven
Otherwise.
Kyle
Yeah, how did, how did you know him? Beforehand I thought he was already on down from him.
Brandon Walker
Oh, again, this is a seven year old.
Kyle
Oh, you're.
Brandon Walker
You saying I lived a block down from a seven year old is a ridiculous.
Danny
And then moving to his block.
Kyle
You're moving.
Kate
You're.
Kyle
You're moving houses and you're moving one block because of the 70s?
Steven
No, no, we move to the next town over. We're going back to our old neighborhood.
Kyle
Oh, okay.
Brandon Walker
He was too far from Max.
Kyle
I thought you were moving one street over just to be closer to Max.
Danny
We need an update, Steven. Let me catch up.
Tate
You.
Danny
You lived in a place. You moved and now you're moving back.
Steven
Correct you by the house. But. But it's close to where the Bears could go if they move to Arlen.
Danny
This is your third move in. In Chicago.
Steven
This would be the third move after New Jersey.
Brandon Walker
Yes.
Danny
Jesus Christ, Steven. Yeah, moving sucks when you.
Brandon Walker
When you have the opportunity to grow up. When Stephen has an opportunity to grow up next to a major league baseball player, you gotta do it.
Danny
Yeah.
Steven
Yeah. So I'll get you an update or we're not gonna move in for a while, so.
Brandon Walker
Well, I'm excited because it's huge. But you, knowing you, he will be like the best baseball player of all time. This is something we're gonna clown Stephen on. And then in 15 years, he's gonna be like, Max is up and he hits 70 home runs.
Steven
It'll be like the Paige Becker's tweet.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. Yeah.
Danny
Well, you actually. You've actually already done this. Remember you. Your NBA guy used to share tickets with his son is just like the best amateur golfer. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't remember his name.
Steven
Jim Colton is the dude his son. I forget what his son's name is.
Kyle
But yeah, the actual Che move is that Max goes on to become an umpire for the Savannah Bananas. And then Jay argues that Max did in fact.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kyle
High level of baseball.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kyle
And then we spend an hour yelling about whether.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kyle
That qualifies as Max reaching his potential.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Steven
Do you guys see Russell Wilson on the Savannah Bananas?
Brandon Walker
Yeah, he's looking.
Danny
We're dick.
Steven
He looks like me. Like, as a pro athlete. That's terrible.
Brandon Walker
What.
Danny
In what way?
Brandon Walker
Huh?
Danny
Just like, you little didn't look Asian.
Steven
It's just like not a. He doesn't look like a pro athlete.
Danny
Steven, I don't think you're doughy.
Brandon Walker
I think you're in better shape than Russell Wilson.
Steven
I. I don't. I expected.
Danny
I thought the swing was a little weak for. For a Former first round pick.
Steven
Hey, grounded out.
Danny
Yeah, but he didn't. He missed the first one.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, he did.
Steven
Oh, I didn't see the miss.
Danny
And we won't.
Brandon Walker
Hey, let's see it.
Danny
And maybe he fouls it off.
Kate
Is Russell Wilson still.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, he is.
Kate
Okay.
TJ
He's probably extraordinarily strong, but he probably athletic and in shape.
Brandon Walker
Actually he doesn't have a team, I don't think right now. Yeah.
Eddie
Is he a free agent?
Brandon Walker
Yeah. Yeah, right. He might be done.
Kate
Because I was gonna say one of the best feelings in the world for a pro athlete has to probably be when you're not one anymore and you can let yourself go.
Eddie
So.
Kate
Absolutely.
Danny
What's Spider man doing there with. With a banana head?
Brandon Walker
Hey, wait a second. The fuck. I'm starting to think these guys are taking it as a joke.
Danny
But I think the best feeling is
Kyle
what happened to the game. I love.
Danny
I think a great feeling as a pro athlete is stopping playing your sport, but then playing regular people. Like the Jason Worth home run when he shows up to a adult league baseball and just hits a bomb.
Brandon Walker
Correct. Would be so off to feel like
Danny
Russell Wilson ought to be that good there because he was a first round pick in baseball. Let me ask that again. Was he a first round pick?
Brandon Walker
No, he was not.
Danny
Okay.
Brandon Walker
I do not believe so. He was drafted by the Yankees.
Danny
He was going to be a first round pick.
Brandon Walker
It was first round.
Danny
He was gonna. Oh, 40 first round and the fourth round.
Kyle
Fourth round pick, fourth round.
Danny
That's a difference.
Kyle
Still pretty good.
Danny
Yeah.
Eddie
I love Steven's note on ooze here.
Brandon Walker
Did you see that? What?
Eddie
It was a mentalist front and center during assassination attempt at the White House correspondence dinner. Thankfully he is okay.
Danny
Say his name again.
Eddie
Ooze. Isn't that how he says it?
Brandon Walker
No,
Danny
But Ooze would require another O.
Eddie
No, I thought he's.
Brandon Walker
Ooh.
Eddie
I knew it wasn't Oz, so I thought I said it right.
Brandon Walker
I think it's O we were joking about on pmt. But is this not like thankfully. So is this not like a huge
Danny
blemish on his record that he didn't see it coming?
Brandon Walker
Yeah. Oh, he's the one guy you'd want next to you. Well, PFT did point out that like the only thing that could save him is if we get like the Assassins Manifesto. And at the end of it it's like, you know, Seahawks 27, Broncos 14. Yeah, like, oh, he did have it. But yeah, I feel like that's a. Like you got to know that yeah, he knows everything else.
Danny
Yeah. Can we. You're.
Kyle
You're assuming he didn't know?
Danny
Can we see Stephen Steven's reaction to O. Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Please please me. It.
Danny
It might be my favorite clip in history. And I know that's probably Tammy.
Eddie
I don't know if I've seen this.
Brandon Walker
Oh, my gosh.
Danny
We had Ozone in New York.
Eddie
I remember that.
Brandon Walker
And he just mentioned the Tampa B. That's always good.
Steven
I was.
Brandon Walker
I was helping the room. Wowed. But he was not mentioned. He was mentioning. Because he had just gone there or something.
Steven
Yes, correct.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, he mentioned them as an casual conversation.
TJ
All right.
Steven
I don't know how the trick's gonna turn. He's the best. I watch every one of his videos.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, you love him the best. The best.
Danny
Yes. He's up there for. For like his field. He's got to be.
TJ
He's gotta be, right?
Danny
I mean, this is not Bucky Cox me.
Steven
That's my favorite yak club.
Danny
Okay. Well, I guess we share our favorite.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Danny
Clips together, Steven. That's nice.
Brandon Walker
He Bucky Coxed you.
Steven
How is Mario doing?
Danny
He's doing good. Well, good memory there, Steven. Who's Mario but not Bucky Cox?
Brandon Walker
Oh, that's his real name.
Danny
My friend named Mario Mario McCann. Yeah. His birthday is coming up soon. Call him Good guy. Lives in suburbs of Atlanta now. Grew up behind the Jitney jungle was a grocery store.
Brandon Walker
Mario is a pretty cool name.
Danny
Oh, yeah. Cool guy. Cool guy.
Brandon Walker
I wouldn't mind getting a Mario.
Danny
You can't have mine. I got one already.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, I'm gonna have to figure that out.
TJ
Is Mario talented or did people just, like, acknowledge his power?
Danny
He was mostly name.
Brandon Walker
What do you mean?
Dante
Mario?
Brandon Walker
We're talking Mario.
TJ
Kids are like, oh, super. I respect Mario Plumber.
Kyle
Yeah.
TJ
I don't love him.
Danny
I think even if Super Mario didn't exist, Mario would still be a good name. Yeah, I think it's just a strong, strong name. Maybe. I'm off. I don't know.
Eddie
I can't believe they were cosplaying that. There was a finding to me in that first movie.
Kyle
What?
Brandon Walker
They're.
Eddie
They're playing characters.
Brandon Walker
What do you mean?
Danny
Super Mario Brothers? Yeah. No, they're. They're not.
Eddie
No, they are. Did you see the first Mario?
Danny
Which first Mario? The one that just came out a couple years ago or. Yeah, one way back in.
Eddie
The one that came out a couple years ago.
Kyle
Yeah.
Eddie
Yeah. They're like, oh, we gotta take on these fake, like, over the top Italian characters and be plumbers.
Danny
No, I thought they went in. They were plumbers that went into this world.
Reed
They're plumbers, but they're like their marketing
Brandon Walker
gimmick as real world.
Reed
Plumbers were like, we're Italians.
TJ
Hey.
Eddie
Yes.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Eddie
There was the Mario Bros. Yeah.
Danny
On the second one, Chris Pratt doesn't even try to be Italian.
Eddie
No, doesn't.
Danny
No. Just talks.
Brandon Walker
Wait, there's humans in the second one.
Danny
What do you mean? Chris Pratt voices Mario?
Brandon Walker
Oh. Oh, that is.
Danny
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Oh, okay.
Danny
Yeah, Cool.
Brandon Walker
I didn't think about that. Oh,
Reed
favorite part about this. Mark Titus is sitting in the background.
Kyle
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Brandon Walker
Right. And little did you know, Mark, someday you'd be part of this show that makes us get wet.
Kyle
Oh, my God, is Twitter broken or
Brandon Walker
is that what the Ravens even did? And then I'll be on with Tom Brady and the Bucks in the next.
Reed
Something about him. Be sure to say hi to Giselle
Dante
to me, is what I said.
Brandon Walker
Stephen. Me.
Danny
Huh?
Brandon Walker
The Bucks. No way. Stephen, how'd your mock draft do?
Steven
Really good.
Brandon Walker
Your bets sucked.
Steven
I gave you two that were.
Danny
Yeah.
Steven
But one of them was a long shot. It was a twelveth one.
Kyle
Ruben.
Danny
Bang to the Bucks. You got to be happy.
Steven
I am much more happy than I saw his. He's not his video that he.
Danny
Oh, we walked by the mirror. Yeah. Yeah. I love that.
Steven
Him compared to every other first round pick, he looks like the best. He's a hall of Famer.
Danny
Did you see that? Where every first round pick was picking up the hat, looking.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Danny
And you know, doing all that. And he just picked the hat up. Ran by the mirror, didn't give a super pissed.
Kyle
Doesn't follow instructions or rules.
Danny
But it doesn't sound like you like the pick because it didn't sound like you were over the moon about him.
Steven
I wasn't super. I am.
Brandon Walker
Just because Stephen. The one thing about Stephen, he really respects traits.
Danny
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Like. Oh, yeah, yeah. Steven's a traits guy. Guy gotta have the right height. That's why devonte Smith, he's like, he can't play in the NFL.
Danny
Yeah. You like somebody to be tools.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. Yeah. He. He's. He's. Stephen is like, he's still like using the, like Bill Parcell's playbook for draft. But you guys got something's evolved. And Steven's like 1982 being like, well, if he can't run a 40, I don't want him.
Danny
You guys have had some non toolsy guys succeed there in Tampa, right? The safety from Minnesota. Winfield. Yeah.
Steven
Antonio.
Reed
Yeah.
Steven
He's second round pick. Yeah, but he's not told bloodlines.
Danny
All right.
Brandon Walker
Okay. Yeah. So bloodlines. He respects that.
Steven
Yeah.
Danny
I don't know.
Steven
I mean, I don't like drafting outliers and he's an ex outlier, but I hope he does well and I'll be cheering for him.
Brandon Walker
So you think it's a bad then?
Danny
This is why it sucks. Because he will succeed and then he'll. He'll get to watch a great player
Brandon Walker
and you'll be like, no, I said he was a whole.
Danny
He didn't even like it. He doesn't like him at all.
Brandon Walker
No, he doesn't like him.
Eddie
Did you text Jason?
Steven
I didn't after. Actually. I usually do, but I didn't after.
Danny
You text him now.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, shoot him a text.
Danny
Hell. Hell of a job.
Steven
That's usually the thanks for all hard
Danny
work, all that stuff.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, dude, just shoot him a text. He's probably sitting there.
Danny
He's probably pissed.
Brandon Walker
He's. The draft is not complete until you get the Stephen Shay text.
Danny
He must think he didn't do a good job because you haven't texted him.
Brandon Walker
Thanks for all the hard work.
Danny
That is his job.
Steven
Sometimes you like getting some pat on the butts, you know?
Danny
Do they say you're welcome?
Brandon Walker
Yeah, usually say thanks so much, Steven.
Steven
All right, I'll text him.
Danny
You're welcome.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, shoot him a text. He's been waiting for that text, by the way. Eddie, are you gay now?
Danny
I've heard.
Kyle
Oh my God.
TJ
You might as well be.
Eddie
That was crazy.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. What's going on there?
Eddie
Dana posted a picture of me and it somehow me and Fasoli sitting on a pull out couch and it made its way into. Which it's made its way into the gay community and one guy was like my is like the.
Brandon Walker
My hole is open.
Eddie
One guy said it was like a auto. No, not that one. Like an automatic door.
Kyle
What?
Danny
I don't your is like an automatic door.
Eddie
My ass is flickering like a. Those doors you like staples.
Brandon Walker
My hole would be open and closing like the automatic doors at a shopping mall.
Danny
What did that. How they get those statements from this picture?
Eddie
I have no idea.
Brandon Walker
Both those guys at the same time.
Eddie
Just me and Fastu just.
Tate
Same pose.
Eddie
Just like. Yeah, we're just.
Brandon Walker
They just want it.
Eddie
Ready to pound it, I guess.
Brandon Walker
Two bears.
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Two pairs. Yeah.
Kyle
I. I can't connect those dots.
Danny
I can't either. Sound like a big leap.
Brandon Walker
Just. They just want it.
Danny
Two guys hanging out. Notice that my is gay.
TJ
Last couple years. Gay men are now like, really unapologetically fetishizing on Twitter on X.
Kyle
Okay.
TJ
Yeah. And I. I imagine, like, you guys are so.
Danny
Any picture of a, Like a dude.
TJ
Just chilling of like a. Of thick, masculine men dude.
Eddie
Yeah. I was getting dms. It was. It was. It was quite the experience.
Danny
So are you.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah. Baddie with a fatty. And I was like, oh, that might be. And it was not a girl. It was. It was weird.
Tate
They think that picture was taken right after you guys had had sex that you were about.
Eddie
I don't know. It's a good question. I'm sure you're not gay or bi, but with all respect, you're one of the sexiest men I've ever seen. Okay.
Danny
Whoa.
Brandon Walker
That's awesome. Eddie.
Danny
Congratulations.
Brandon Walker
Wow, Eddie, you're huge, dude.
Eddie
Shout out to the community. It made it to look at you.
Tate
How has Fasoli been handling the allegations?
Brandon Walker
He.
Eddie
Not well. He's not. Well, he's not.
Kyle
Should you start an only fans ed for the Bears?
Eddie
Yeah. I mean, yeah, it could be like multiple Bears. Yeah.
Kate
Oh, my God.
Eddie
Yeah. It could be like. Yeah. I could just have, like, some draft breakdown and then.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kyle
I mean, if that's like that. That's all it is. That's easy, right?
Brandon Walker
Just you and Fasoli on random. Laying on random things.
Kyle
What if it's Dub Bears and it's every Bears game? You just, like, sit like that, take a picture of yourself watching football, hold
Kate
a big sausage link that's in front of yourself.
Eddie
If there's money to be made, I think I'm in.
Kate
Yeah.
Tate
None of that T shake, though. You got to go full nude at some point.
Eddie
Oh, well, probably out on that, then.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. You can't do, like, an only fans where it's just puns and.
Tate
Yeah, It'd be terrible.
Brandon Walker
400amonth. That's crazy.
Kate
Okay.
Brandon Walker
Good for you, Kate.
Kate
It's tough to explain to my tax lady. Every year, shout out Jill. She's like.
Eddie
How do you say? What do you say?
Kate
I just. I, like, literally show her. I'm like, I just jokes. Not there's any shame in it. And then I like.
Brandon Walker
I feel like. You don't have to explain that to attacks. He's like, here's the money I made.
Kyle
Yeah, but she asked me.
Kate
She's like, what is this, Phoenix? She's older. It comes across as Phoenix International on your. It's like this weird thing, and I'm like, well, it's.
Kyle
Yeah, but these tax people, they like
TJ
to pry a little bit.
Brandon Walker
They do.
TJ
TurboTax will send people, they're like asking about like. Like, where I was really?
Kyle
Where.
TJ
Where have you been today? You just getting back from somewhere? I don't like that.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, that's. That's intrusive. Can't have that.
Eddie
Is it mostly like auto written how. Like, what is.
Kate
It's dudes that forgot to unsubscribe in the first month when I started it, when they thought there might be actual boobs on it. They forgot that.
Eddie
400amonth.
Kate
Yeah.
Danny
That's great.
Kate
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
She's gotta hope that their credit cards never expire.
Kate
I know. Well, every time I'll go like, that Finger Blast video goes on Twitter again, other people will take it and post it and I'll just post my only fans under it. I'm like, if you like that, check this out. And then I get a fresh bump. So I've kept it floating. It gets me a few hundred a month grocery money.
Eddie
There you go.
Kate
Some museum memberships. Catch me at the Museum of Science.
Brandon Walker
You got to be the only person who's doing only fans. Converting it into museum.
Kate
We belong to the big three.
Brandon Walker
Oh, yeah.
Eddie
It's huge.
Steven
Can I ask a pop culture question that maybe Kate would know?
Brandon Walker
Yeah, please.
Steven
What. What happened with Klay Thompson, Megan Thee Stallion.
Kate
He's a piece of. He's a loser.
Brandon Walker
How?
Steven
Who cheated on who?
Kate
He cheated on her.
Steven
Oh, I thought she cheated on him.
Tate
No, give us the recap. Katie Date.
Steven
Explain this.
Brandon Walker
How did you think that?
Steven
I just saw Doug.
Kate
No, she posted on her Instagram story.
Steven
I know. I didn't know the facts.
Brandon Walker
That's why I think I saw the same. The. The live video of him in a boat. Yeah, yeah, that was from seven years ago when he lived in.
Steven
Oh, I didn't watch any of it.
Danny
I just saw.
Brandon Walker
He got. Dude.
Steven
Okay.
Brandon Walker
Stephen got duped.
Steven
All right, yeah, fair. So what happened? What's the real.
Kate
He's a piece. She posted on her Instagram story. Basically, like, you know, you go to a. A, you hang out with a man's family, you help you do Thanksgiving for him. Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And what does he do in return? He's a piece of.
Brandon Walker
And it's like, yeah, but he's so good at basketball. Yeah, like, you forgot that part.
TJ
Was he at that?
Kate
But she's so good. Have you seen her? Who cheats on me?
Brandon Walker
The Stallion confirmed cheating around your whole family playing house. Got cold feet holding you down through all your horrible mood swings and treatments? Wow. Towards me during your basketball season. Now, you don't know if you can be monogamous. I need a real break after this one by y'.
Danny
All.
Kate
So he used her for support so he could be good at basketball.
Kyle
Yeah.
Kate
Okay. And get through the season.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kate
And then what does he do? He throws her out.
Brandon Walker
And it's cold like that.
Kate
And she is way hotter than him.
TJ
Like, he probably got tired. He probably got tired of her.
Kate
Yeah, probably.
Brandon Walker
He probably got tired of the same, like, early on.
Kyle
It probably felt really good. Probably really fun.
TJ
Super, like, intoxicating.
Danny
Yeah.
TJ
Like the best feeling ever.
Brandon Walker
And then she slowly got burned down.
TJ
Wednesday comes around.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, she probably. You know what? She probably stopped giving him head. Oh, Stu.
Kate
There's Stu.
Brandon Walker
Wait, can I see me? Okay. Yeah. She's very.
Kate
She is stunning.
Brandon Walker
Okay. Yeah. That might have been a mistake by Clay because Clay's kind of a goofy looking dude.
Kate
And you know what probably happened? She started being like, hey, you can't be a to me anymore. And he was like, good.
Kyle
Getting into.
Brandon Walker
Good for her.
Kyle
And I know she's. She's very famous and I.
Kate
Yes.
Kyle
But like, is she. She. She's a singer.
Tate
Singer, rapper.
Kyle
As far as like, her act or her rapping ability, she's like one of the best.
Tate
She's pretty famous for the song Wet Ass Pussy.
Brandon Walker
Okay.
Kyle
Oh, so she's like, very successful.
TJ
She's not very household name.
Kyle
Yeah.
Danny
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Is there a chance that was like, false advertisement?
Kate
Oh, she's dry. Well, that's what lube is for.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, true.
Kate
Great equalizer.
Tate
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
He's like, I thought what happened to the wet ass? Oh, no, it is so dry.
Kyle
Oh, my God.
Tate
She lied to him.
Kate
All I'll say is if you're team Klay Thompson, you're a piece of that goes for every single one of you.
Brandon Walker
I'm not team Klay Thompson. I'm team Deliver the wet ass.
Kyle
I'm anti.
Brandon Walker
If you say it's wet, it's got.
Reed
Is.
TJ
He admits to crisis right now because is he on, like, the extreme downfall of his.
Brandon Walker
Correct.
TJ
He's no longer the man.
Brandon Walker
Correct. Correct. Why?
Kyle
I mean, if it was me and I would at least have that to come home to. Yeah, like, I suck now, but, like,
Brandon Walker
I got Megan the Stallion. You get a wet ass
Kate
macaroni in the pot. What?
Brandon Walker
What are you doing this weekend? I don't know, dude. Probably my wet ass.
TJ
He probably has like a lot of low key thickness in like 32 different cities, right?
Kate
Totally, Kyle. No, I don't know.
Danny
I would.
Kyle
Yeah.
Danny
Think so.
Reed
Yeah.
TJ
He's a piece of. For cheating. But yeah, you can't be like, oh, how could you?
Brandon Walker
We're going to find our way.
TJ
I was under the impression that all NBA players did like a sailor.
Kate
They gotta leave.
TJ
They probably don't want to.
Kyle
They just.
TJ
Probably just want to, like, feel like one of the guys.
Kate
Yeah, probably feels in control.
Brandon Walker
You're right, Kyle. It's probably just like extreme peer pressure. The only reason they're cheating.
TJ
I don't think they want to.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, no, they definitely don't want.
TJ
Not sexually charged.
Brandon Walker
Right.
Kate
She should actually feel bad for him.
Brandon Walker
Great. He's got to keep up with the Joneses, right? Yeah, it's tough.
Steven
I assume it's different now, but when he got drafted, he had a weird situation where his dad, who played in the NBA, Michael Cooper, controlled his money and he would just.
Kyle
What's his dad's last name?
Danny
Let's stop right there.
Steven
Sorry, sorry.
Brandon Walker
Not his dad.
Danny
Thompson. Michael Thompson.
Brandon Walker
Yep, there it is. That was right there.
Reed
Easy.
Brandon Walker
Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer.
TJ
Name a last name that Klay Thompson's dad might have.
Brandon Walker
Cooper.
Steven
But he would just get like walking around money. I think it was like 200 bucks a week or something like that.
Brandon Walker
Wait, what is this?
Danny
So what's this connection to?
Steven
Well, I'm just saying, I assume it's different now, but he used to not have access to his.
Danny
He probably has more money now. Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Oh, because his dad, Michael Cooper, kept it from him.
Danny
Michael Cooper was a great defensive player. Yes.
Brandon Walker
His dad kept his money from him.
Danny
So now you're talking about when he was in college.
Steven
No, when he was a pro. When he was like early NBA.
Kyle
When he was early in the NBA, he. He, despite having millions of dollars on the. Like publicly, he actually could not spend it because his father was keeping it from.
Steven
He would get an allowance. It was like walking around money every week, a couple hundred bucks.
Kyle
Okay.
Brandon Walker
And that's why he's cheating on me.
Steven
I assume it's different now, but this
Danny
is a weird too. He was probably just getting help with coming into a lot of money. Was his father into it?
Kyle
Was he keeping the wet ass from him as well?
Brandon Walker
Yeah, yeah, That's a clay could only.
Kate
He would only hand out one.
Kyle
What? Ass. On every road trip they go to
Brandon Walker
his father, Michael, who gives him a weekly allowance. Seriously, his dad's going to cut his allowance after that? Fine. Just for the record.
Kyle
Wow.
Brandon Walker
What?
Kate
That's a little crazy.
Danny
23 at 300 a week.
Brandon Walker
That's crazy.
Steven
It's a little low, but that. I think that's cool. That his dad like regular 25?
Reed
I don't think so, kid.
Danny
Yeah, probably.
Brandon Walker
No, I don't think that's cool at all.
Kate
That's.
Tate
What, 300 is not enough?
Danny
I, I, if you're growing that went on for years, I would agree. That's a problem. But if he, like, eased him into it as a kind of, this is how you need it. Like, this guy played in the league for 15 years. He knew, he knew the pratfalls.
Brandon Walker
And 300 bucks a week, it's a little, Right?
Danny
That's definitely low. But I mean, I, I assume he weaned him off of it pretty quick.
Brandon Walker
Get any wet ass pussy? 300.
Kyle
You're not getting wet ass.
Kate
Although if I knew, say I was young and hot to track.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kate
And I knew he was getting handoffs from dad.
Danny
Yeah.
Kate
Sorry, not interested.
Danny
You're not giving anymore.
Kate
Not gonna hook up with Klay Thompson?
Danny
You, you wouldn't hook up with Klay Thompson.
Kate
That's what I'm telling you.
Danny
Were hooking up with a lot of dudes. Had less than three.
Brandon Walker
I mean, I'm with Kate on this, though. 300 bucks can't make a wet.
Kate
No. If it's coming from somebody's dad to them.
Danny
No, but you wouldn't have known that if you, you were just seeing Clay at the club. You're like, oh, you're the NBA player.
Kate
And he'd be like, can you buy me a drink? My dad didn't give me money.
Tate
Getting allowance money for, from his dad every week.
Danny
I don't know.
Kate
I'm out.
Brandon Walker
Do you think his dad told him that? Like, listen, I know you're gonna get some dry while I'm doing this allowance thing. His dad was, they will all make sense when the wet shows up.
Danny
His dad was on the most irresponsible team probably in the history of sports.
Brandon Walker
Oh, they had some wet ass.
Danny
Yeah. The lakers in the 80s.
Brandon Walker
Matthew Johnson was drowning.
Danny
Yes.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. How?
Kate
Go ahead.
Brandon Walker
I'm trying to say this good, huh? Take out the AIDS thing. How sick must it have been to be Magic John?
Danny
Oh, probably pretty sick. Any celebrity in the 80s.
Brandon Walker
Just eliminate the whole AIDS.
Kyle
Yeah.
Danny
Watch that.
Brandon Walker
That's awesome.
Danny
Probably can.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kyle
I mean, he did kind of do.
Eddie
Yeah.
Steven
Would you trade lives with Magic Johnson right now? Well, no. Like you get your entire life.
Danny
Yes.
Kyle
Yeah.
Danny
Are you kidding? What?
Brandon Walker
What? I mean, he has big magic.
Danny
Me and him probably have the same amount of age right now.
Brandon Walker
What has he ever done?
Tate
He's healthier than you.
Brandon Walker
He's got a look at Him.
Danny
I mean, he's.
Kyle
Yeah, he's fine.
Brandon Walker
Can you play the Sterling Clip? That might be my favorite clip ever. Big Magic Johnson. Yes, Stephen. Yes. The answer is yes.
Danny
100 NCAA champions, MVP. I would be top five most famous athlete of the 80s and do it with.
TJ
Take away his basketball career and I'd still rather be him.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. Billionaire. Give me everything about Magic Johnson. The amount of AIDS even including the. I mean the AIDS thing is actually a pot. He beat aids. That's actually a cool thing he's done.
Danny
You know how much money he probably took from the government to fake having aids?
Brandon Walker
Oh, you're one of those. I like that, huh? What has he done? Can you tell me? Big Magic Johnson, what has he done?
Dante
Well, yes, he's a business person.
Reed
He.
Brandon Walker
He's got aids. Big Magic Johnson, what has he done?
Eddie
Is he dead?
Brandon Walker
No. That's a big. That's a big debate that we're waiting for his death.
Eddie
Oh yeah.
Brandon Walker
Because I think he'll make front page at ESPN.
Eddie
Huh.
Brandon Walker
And everyone thinks.
Danny
No, he's 100 making the first.
Brandon Walker
We had this debate though, right. Who was against me.
Danny
I don't know what made was on pmt.
Brandon Walker
No, it was on this show.
Kate
He's not still out in public, is he?
Kyle
No, but he former debate is if Donald Sterling dies, will his will is
Brandon Walker
like picture and everything be the front of the ESPN takeover.
Danny
Oh, the takeover. The main.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, yeah, it'll be one of the seven.
Danny
No, I think it'd be one of the seven.
Brandon Walker
So we're having the debate. I think it will be.
Danny
It won't be the takeover. No, it won't be the headline. It'll be in the stories right under it. It'll be in one of those links. I think it's be takeover and battle next Clippers owner.
Brandon Walker
I can't wait for that.
Kyle
Also, it depends on how many home runs Aaron Judge has hit at that point.
Brandon Walker
That's true. Did something.
Kyle
If Judge hit 61.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kyle
We're gonna have to cut into the Donald Sterling obituary to.
Brandon Walker
I think he's gonna get it that
Danny
main pictures reserved for big time.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, he was big time. He's. I mean not a good disgrace though, right. But still a very big time. The Paterno oh had to have.
Eddie
Yeah. That was still very bad.
Danny
Did O.J.
TJ
make it?
Danny
Oh, these are. We gotta ask these questions TJ People ask.
Brandon Walker
Ask Google.
Kate
Did these come with like an article
Danny
check Miriam Webster for.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, it's like just like the go to ESPN right now.
Kate
So I would say if it's like,
Brandon Walker
what do you think? What do we think is on ESPN right now?
Danny
Oh, the LeBron. LeBron.
Brandon Walker
LeBron. Okay, Ohtani, it'll be this right there
Danny
and then the rest of the top headlines right there.
Brandon Walker
Right.
Danny
Sterling will be, like, the second one on the right.
Brandon Walker
No, I think he'll be. I think he'll get an hour.
Kyle
It depends on what's.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Danny
If Otani's having a good series.
Kyle
Yeah.
Danny
Huh.
Brandon Walker
I kind of need him to die right now so we can get an answer.
Danny
Let's call him.
Eddie
How old is he?
Dante
Old.
Danny
88.
Brandon Walker
Great.
TJ
He's 92.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. But those guys live forever because there's just something about like. Like being a racist. I think it just keeps him alive.
Danny
My grandfather died, like, 75.
Brandon Walker
Oh, really?
Danny
Yeah.
Kate
A rich racist.
TJ
He's never.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, they just like the hate that they wake up with just keeps him motivated.
TJ
One wife for since 1955. So he's been.
Danny
Wow.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, but he stepped out. He stepped out a lot.
TJ
Stepped out.
Brandon Walker
Stepped out of his marriage.
Eddie
He was Clay Thompsoning Vista Viana.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, yeah.
Tate
The.
TJ
The Savage.
Brandon Walker
Remember the.
Kyle
The.
TJ
Watch television with.
Brandon Walker
What was the question, sir? And can you. The transcript, tj.
Kyle
Oh, yeah.
Brandon Walker
Sucking toes straight out of Michael Scott.
Danny
How versed are you in, Sterling?
Brandon Walker
Oh, I was on that beat for a while.
Eddie
Where is she now?
Danny
Who?
Brandon Walker
Remember she wore that weird welder's mask?
Eddie
Yeah, yeah.
Brandon Walker
She's walking around wearing a welder's mask. Yeah. Donald Sterling was interesting guy. I mean, he was objectively funny with some of his. Like that. That clip. The transcript of him in the court documents when they asked him, like, is this your signature here? It is. Well, I fool around sometimes. I do. When a girl seduces me and tells me all of those hot stories and dirty things and tells me how much she wants to suck on me and take my shoes off and lick my feet and touches me when I'm in a limousine. She takes all of her clothes. The limo driver said, what is going on? And she started sucking me on the way to Mr. Poon's house. And I thank her, and I thank her for making me feel good. Sir, the question was, is this your fan? Incredible. That's incredible. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's quite something. Yeah.
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
He created a lot of content. Yeah.
Danny
Wow.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kate
He got to be tough to be that guy's lawyer.
Brandon Walker
Yes.
Kate
Don't, don't, don't.
Reed
Yes.
Brandon Walker
Just no. Not knowing when a sentence starts, where the. It's going at any time.
Danny
And his punishment for all this was having to sell the Clippers for a huge billion.
Brandon Walker
Billion dollars.
Dante
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Billions of dollars.
Eddie
It's the best thing about Adam Silver.
Brandon Walker
He.
Eddie
It's like the opposite of a golden parachute. Like he had the best landing ending.
Reed
Yeah.
Eddie
Like the best start to a job ever.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. Just be like, Donald Sterling, you're out.
Eddie
Yeah. Everyone's like, hell yeah.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kyle
Love this commissioner.
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
And it really did teach him a lesson. Don't do this again. Don't. Don't own a team. Be racist and make billions of dollars. Bad boy.
Kyle
That'll teach him.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kate
Did he have kids? Are there like little Sterlings running around?
Brandon Walker
I don't know.
Danny
He's running around, limos getting sucked.
Kate
Yeah. Know.
Brandon Walker
Well, I mean, the way she hot. Talked to him was hot.
Danny
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
How old is ZTJ? Is he 90?
Kate
93, I think.
Danny
Me, I've never gotten stuck in a limo. Hey, just said his age.
Brandon Walker
90.
Danny
What?
TJ
Two.
Brandon Walker
Oh, 92.
Danny
Sorry, I thought we were guessing at that point.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, I thought we were guessing too.
Steven
I didn't realize his birthday was yesterday. Happy belated.
Brandon Walker
Oh, wow. Damn. We didn't do anything.
Danny
We don't have to tell him Happy birthday, though.
Brandon Walker
No.
Danny
Oh.
Brandon Walker
Oh, it be nice.
Danny
Yeah.
Kyle
Click on the.
Brandon Walker
Josh, get down.
Danny
You just said you want him to die.
Brandon Walker
I do.
Kyle
When's the last time he was in the news? See?
Brandon Walker
Yeah, it's been a while.
Kyle
Been a minute. See?
Brandon Walker
Oh, 21 hours.
Danny
That seems like it was. Yeah.
Brandon Walker
What is this?
Danny
What are these? Just built for guys like us that just happen to be searching.
Brandon Walker
Huh?
Kyle
Yeah. Blake Griffin sharing a story.
Danny
There's Relle.
Dante
Yeah.
Danny
Huh.
Steven
If you're 92, what are you doing for your birthday? Is it like a blowout?
Danny
Not much.
Brandon Walker
You're getting the pores, get your toes sucked.
Kyle
Taking the boys to the baddie busters.
Danny
Tag a party for a 92 year old.
Brandon Walker
Is that Don Sterling? He's hot. He's hot on the Papa Shop.
Danny
He's in the crane game even more alone.
Brandon Walker
Look how many tickets he's got.
Danny
He's got 500 tickets.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. Don't break this up.
Steven
You gotta go nuts for 92.
Danny
He's standing there.
Brandon Walker
I don't think so.
Danny
Wondering about how he's gonna spend his tickets.
Steven
You're doing nothing every other day. Probably.
Danny
He's rich.
Steven
It might legitimately be your last birthday ever.
Brandon Walker
Every birthday might be your last birthday ever.
Danny
When do you start treating it like that?
Steven
I think 90s is safe to do.
Danny
Right? But if you. If you. If you get to 92 and you've been treating every birthday like your last for 10 years. You might be like, well fuck, you
Steven
don't want to change things up, right?
Danny
But then you, you're trying to now
Kyle
get to a point where you think you're gonna live forever. Or he's probably.
TJ
You're in.
Kyle
I thought I was gonna die.
TJ
Grave pain. You can't move and every light every
Brandon Walker
day is a struggle.
TJ
So tired. I've been able to sleep at all moments.
Steven
Maybe you just want to go get a milkshake with.
Brandon Walker
Probably just nap all the time.
Danny
You haven't been able to see in like 20 years.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, you pro. Every time you sit down you just start napping. Anytime you're in a. In a reclined situation, you're sleeping. That does feel like what 92 is.
Steven
I might have gotten by AI, but I saw an old person race and it was like in the rain.
Brandon Walker
Oh no.
Steven
And I think it was like 90 year olds. It could have been fake.
Danny
I saw a 90. What did I see a 90 year old doing this weekend? I saw a 90 year old doing something and I don't know what it was.
Kate
It is humbling. Cuz some of them do marathons and stuff and you're like oh well, what's
Eddie
the ideal age to go?
Danny
I think in your 80s is respectable 90 good? 84.
Brandon Walker
90 feels good.
Danny
90s too many I think.
Brandon Walker
Okay, no, this is, this isn't it.
Steven
Because the one that I saw, it was like poor.
Kyle
Damn, that's awesome.
Danny
Who's booking it?
Brandon Walker
That guy's so fast.
Steven
Holy.
Kyle
That's gotta feel fucking awesome.
Danny
And I just gotta live 90 years and then I can beat a black guy in race.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, I was gonna say.
Danny
Huh.
Brandon Walker
Do you see that? The. The marathon, the record got broken by two guys. Holy. Is that fast?
Kyle
Insane.
Brandon Walker
I couldn't beat them in a 400 meter race.
Kate
Well, they have those magic shoes now.
Danny
Yeah, what's magic about them?
Kate
They both have the same. It's like Adidas came out with this new shoe that's like platform heel, crazy crescent moon shape. And they were both wearing those.
Danny
But what's that got to do with.
Brandon Walker
It's like a bounce that like is. I don't know, it makes you bounce to the DraftKings. Read real quick, Steven, because I had a point on that that I wanted to get your guys take.
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Brandon Walker
were talking about on PMT because of this marathon thing. Has anyone ever like, Roger Bannister is a famous name and famous guy, but he really wasn't that great because he ran. He was the first one to break the four minute mile. Yeah, but that was like they could have gone anywhere else in the world and probably found a faster guy.
Danny
But no, no, no, no. But.
Brandon Walker
But it was. England is a fucking right.
Danny
But he was the first one.
Brandon Walker
Right, but there's no way that like if they. He was the first one that we knew of. You're telling me a dude in Kenya, right, Run a four minute mile, but if casually.
Danny
If back then. We're looking around for greatness, don't we? Don't we?
Brandon Walker
I'm just saying, wherever we get it first. I got a lot of. Got a lot of love for. Nah, not my goat.
Kyle
No.
Danny
No. Well, I don't think he's anybody's goat.
Brandon Walker
No, he's a lot of people's goat.
Danny
Roger Bannister.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
TJ
Pre shoe technology, pre training.
Danny
Prefontaine.
TJ
Prefontaine. That was back when everyone just did every sport.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
TJ
Probably a lot of track runners, right?
Eddie
Who's the wrestling goat?
TJ
What a shake up this weekend.
Danny
Oh, they're still going Both killing everybody, huh?
TJ
Quartet of interchangeable goats just justified my opinion that they're interchangeable.
Brandon Walker
They're still going.
TJ
Now it's the. The freestyle senior men's circuit. This is the style that is done internationally. It is done at the world championships.
Brandon Walker
And are college kids in it.
TJ
Divino beat Forest. Blaze beat Divino. So it. Yeah.
Brandon Walker
So Blaze is the goat.
Danny
Wait, but isn't Bo Bassett destroying it?
TJ
Bassett is the goat.
Danny
Yes. He's been grown men like kill destroying them.
TJ
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
He's the one who's not even a.
TJ
He's the high school kid.
Brandon Walker
He's a high schooler. He wanted all.
TJ
He's the best. My favorite thing about him is that he goes into a match. He'll get taken down immediately. He'll get turned. His gas tank is that of a different species. I've never seen him wear elite wrestlers down so easily. He ruins their will to compete.
Danny
So he just keeps going.
TJ
No one has ever seen anything like this.
Danny
So that's a special. It's not. He's not taking you down from the start. He's just going to last long.
TJ
You want to match 11 to 10 against the NCAA champion this year, Aiden Valencia. But if you watch it, he's.
Brandon Walker
He.
TJ
He dominated him. He dominated him mentally.
Danny
Wow.
Brandon Walker
I got my eyes like high schooler beat. Can I see this?
TJ
He might be the best athlete in the world.
Dante
Wow.
Eddie
So Cal Sanderson is not the guy.
TJ
Oh, he still is. Based on accomplishments.
Brandon Walker
I think you might have too many goats.
Danny
Everybody's a goat.
Brandon Walker
This is a problem.
Danny
But Bo Basset's a real goat.
Brandon Walker
We need a name when we say who's the goat Throat.
TJ
Right. It's Bo Bassett. Jack's Forest Bendavich. And maybe Aaron said out.
Brandon Walker
Are we worried at all that that Bo Bassett is gonna gain weight when he gets older and have to wrestle it?
TJ
That's the thing. He doesn't really cut weight.
Kate
Oh, KB who's who.
Danny
So he's Bo just wrestle anybody. No matter what way he's at. He's just. Let's go wrestle.
Brandon Walker
I'm not got this guy in hell.
TJ
Not really cutting.
Brandon Walker
He's got this guy in hell, huh?
Dante
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Is that a point multiple.
Danny
It's young. Is he 18 yet?
TJ
You always. He's 19. So like the high school argument kind of goes out the window.
Danny
But okay.
TJ
He's still young.
Kyle
What makes him so good? Why can't you know?
Danny
Why can't I.
Kyle
Can I raise my boy to be just like him or does he have something special?
TJ
It's. Yeah, it's something phenotype. Maybe because like Tyler Tech technique wise, it's maybe not. It's like wrestling so hard, like by the second period, these guys are dying.
Kyle
Yeah.
TJ
No matter how good of shape you are. And he just keeps going.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kyle
Crazy.
TJ
So that happened.
Danny
See you, big cat. All right. Looks like he's leaving.
Eddie
Was Gable up there or no?
TJ
Gable.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, he was.
TJ
I mean, he was like, what, a 20 year old Olympic champion.
Eddie
Yeah.
Reed
Yeah.
TJ
There's so many goats.
Eddie
Yeah, there's a lot of goats.
Brandon Walker
True.
Danny
Again, I'm just not sure you're getting the concept of goat, though.
TJ
No, I am, but there's. It's hard to measure. So you can like, oh, I'm gonna break down. I'm gonna assess goat status by these metrics. Or maybe I'm gonna do these metrics.
Danny
So I have one question. Who's the goat?
TJ
Jax Forest, Bo Bassett. Kyle Dake, Marcus Blaze, Ben Divino.
Danny
But what makes them the goats as opposed to the NCAA champion group from like five years ago?
TJ
They're better, younger.
Danny
There we go.
TJ
I like more dominant, younger. They're good from every position. You can just tell by watching that these, these guys are evolving.
Eddie
Got some good boys
TJ
food for you this weekend.
Danny
So I, I had the smoke wings at two brothers. Thank you for asking. And Cody had the mozzarella sticks. They looked incredible. We went to Anthony's, the best restaurant in Mississippi. And I had, I, I had the creole rib eye with crawfish sauce. Yeah. There's the smoked wings from two brothers. You can see how delicious they look.
Kyle
Such a funny face.
Danny
Those are his cheese sticks? Yes.
Kyle
He ate all the cheese sticks.
Danny
That was. I just ordered those for the table.
Brandon Walker
Did he eat.
Danny
I also had some tacos.
Kyle
Did Cody just eat cheese sticks and that's it?
Danny
He had a couple of the wings.
Kyle
Okay.
Danny
I finally made him have the wings and they were, they were delicious. Why was he hesitant about that? I don't know. I had told him two days earlier we were going to get those wings and he acted like he was all about it. And then when we got there, he ordered mozzarella sticks. But he's from Buffalo.
Brandon Walker
Brutal. Having a friend who can't hang in a wing place.
Danny
Yeah. And I don't know, he didn't give me. He gave me no indication he was going to be like that. My. I had my again 10 year old boy with me. My 10 year old boy is just housing wings. Just. Just taking them down.
Kyle
Yeah.
Reed
Reed.
Kyle
It's like what I did.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kyle
Arizona. I housed him.
Brandon Walker
And it took you out. Read.
Kyle
What's up?
Brandon Walker
Good cut, dude.
Kyle
Hold on. Let me see. That looks good.
TJ
Really?
Kyle
Yeah.
Reed
Can't figure out these headphones.
Kyle
You go to the same person every time.
Danny
Put them on your ears.
Reed
Yeah, I got it.
Kyle
Hell, yeah.
Reed
Yeah, I got a sports clips.
Kyle
Yeah.
Reed
How do you like it?
Danny
It's good.
Kyle
Yeah? Yeah. Dude, was that a coincidence that you had your rise to superstardom and then got the haircut?
Reed
Honestly, I saw, like, I gotta. I saw a bunch of comments saying, oh, really? Yo, this dude needs cut. And I was like, all right, it. I'll get a cut. You know what I'm saying? But, yeah, dude, this shit's been, like, next level insane, dude.
Brandon Walker
You're a star.
Reed
That's what everyone's saying, but it's so weird.
Brandon Walker
But you are.
Reed
I don't know, bro. Shit's like. Yeah, it was an unreal trip, though. But I just still haven't, like, processed anything because it happens. Everything happens so fast. You know what I'm saying?
Brandon Walker
Right, right.
Reed
I just really haven't processed anything. But, like, no.
TJ
Like, no one can relate to your situation.
Reed
Yeah, bro. Literally. Literally no one. Yeah, that's what's insane about it. And shout out Conrad, though.
Tate
He was just like, you did all the work, man.
Reed
Yeah, no, honestly, Shout out Conrad.
Eddie
What was the best moment?
Reed
I mean, chicken fry. Let's be so kitty about this that I'm replaying that, like, clip, like, in my mind, too. Like, 24. It's kind of weird to say. Sorry. Hopefully she doesn't hear their.
Tate
But did we ever find the clip from her live Tik Tok read?
Reed
Oh, no, I. I don't think we can get that. I don't think we can get that.
Tate
I was next to her while. When she said it and I knew Reed was clipping it in real time, I froze, dude.
Reed
I literally.
Danny
Why couldn't we get that?
Reed
I. I don't know.
Tate
I don't think you. Yeah, I don't think you can. Once it's live on Tik Tok back.
Brandon Walker
So read. What. What next?
Reed
With, like. What? With, like, your star? Oh, bro, I don't know, dude. I don't know. I think I'm just taking it a day by day, right?
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Reed
Is that what you say in the, like. I don't know, dude.
Kyle
Yeah, I was talking to you about that out there, that you. You said, this is the craziest.
Reed
Yeah, you kind of overwhelmed me there. I'm not gonna lie. Titan, he's like.
Kyle
I was like, reed, how was he? He's like, this is the craziest five days of my life.
Reed
Yeah, it really was.
Kyle
I said, what if this is just the beginning? What if like a year from now. Yeah, you don't even remember these days.
Danny
These.
TJ
These are nothing.
Kyle
Because this is nothing to you.
Reed
No, dude, this will always.
Kyle
Another day at the store.
Brandon Walker
It's just another. Another day at the.
Reed
Nah. But I think. I think those like four or five days, I'll. I'll always have like, you know what I'm saying? Because that was just insane, dude. Yeah, just everything was just insane.
Kyle
Is this all good to you or is this too much?
TJ
Negatives are there?
Reed
No, I think it's all great.
Brandon Walker
How is. How is re entry with Pete beat?
Reed
He was. Dude, he was. He was just like, holy crap, bro. Like, you. You're like. You're like a star. Like, you're like famous now. And I was just like. It was a moment for sure. It was just like seeing my boy, like my childhood boy. And then just like coming back from that. I was like, whoa.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, things about to change.
Reed
Yeah, it was definitely like a big moment. Yes. Unreal, bro.
Danny
And thinks you're so hot.
Reed
I dabbed everyone up too. I was like, I think. I think the dab ups at the end too. I was just unreal, bro.
Brandon Walker
The dab ups were unreal.
Reed
Yeah, just like dapping up the boys.
Danny
What were you looking at there?
Reed
Girl that commented you're so hot.
Brandon Walker
Who?
Reed
Who said that? Girl commented he's so hot. Oh, I got. I got a bunch. You got a bunch in the DMs.
Brandon Walker
Really?
TJ
Is that overwhelming back?
Reed
I haven't texted, like, any of them.
Brandon Walker
Dude, what about this text about the chick that friend zoned you?
Reed
She hasn't texted me because I think she knows if she texts me. Oh, I'm talking about it.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, no, she had it right in the palm of her hands and she missed. What a fumble. Generational fumble, dude. She had Reed stock before,
Danny
Though.
Brandon Walker
Okay, so have you hit any of these girls back?
Reed
Nah, nah. I mean, like, I've. I hit up one back. I was just like, oh, they're all just like, bro, you're such a chiller. Blah, blah, blah. I'm just like, I appreciate it. That's pretty much it.
Brandon Walker
That's. That's so humble of you.
Reed
I haven't really, like. Yeah. Texted him like that because I don't know, dude, it's kind of weird.
TJ
Are you active on the other platforms? Like, I know you're on the.
Reed
I'm on Twitter, but I probably should be active on other platforms.
TJ
Depends on what your goal is.
Reed
Yeah, I Don't really know. I'm just taking it a day by day, honestly.
Brandon Walker
How did. How did the hour long thought about Dave go?
Reed
I'm still processing it.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, he knows who you are, dude.
Reed
The crazy thing too about that is like, I woke up to that. Like, it was because it was like 7:30 my time, right? And I woke up to that clip saying, like, oh, yeah, yeah, he's been doing well. Let's give him a shot. I'm like, shout out, prez, bro. Like, oh, holy.
Brandon Walker
That's our press.
Reed
Yeah, that's press, bro. Press Giving me a shot.
Brandon Walker
Shout outs, El President.
Reed
And then all my boys were texting me after that. They were like, bro, did you see this? It's like, no, I saw.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Eddie
How are you in Varshal Brady?
Reed
He's cool. He's cool.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Reed
I don't mind him at all.
TJ
He's.
Reed
He's a chiller for sure.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Reed
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
I'm so happy for you, Reed.
Reed
Thank you.
Brandon Walker
So awesome.
Reed
Yeah, no, I appreciate everything here.
Kyle
So, yeah. You thinking about what's next or you just going to chill and let it come to you?
Reed
I mean, I'm definitely going to contemplate on what's next. I just have no idea. You know what I'm saying?
Kyle
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Be funny if we just hired an agent.
Reed
Yeah, I just went absolutely big time, like y'.
Brandon Walker
All.
Kate
Yes.
Reed
Hired an agent. Like, yeah, no, that'd be hilarious.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, don't do that. That.
Reed
No. Is that. Is that, like, Is that. Is that bad?
Brandon Walker
No, you can. I don't.
Reed
Not hiring an agent. That'd be hilarious, though.
Kyle
That would be funny.
Brandon Walker
Making me seem like, sounds like you're gonna hire an agent.
Reed
I won't even know how to do that.
Danny
Dude, the more you talk, the more it sounds like you've already kind of started looking.
Brandon Walker
Pete could be your agent. Yeah, I'd love to negotiate with Pete for sure. Just chiller on chiller.
Reed
Yeah, no. 100.
Danny
You could. And you wouldn't be a chiller around these guys, Pete.
Brandon Walker
I'd have to. I'd have to code switch to chiller.
Reed
You'd have to, bro.
TJ
Are you ready for monogamy?
Reed
What is that like.
TJ
Like exclusivity? One for.
Reed
Yeah, of course.
TJ
Despite
Reed
what, having all these girls.
TJ
Catastrophic rise to stardom.
Reed
Oh, yeah. No, I don't.
TJ
All the options.
Danny
I don't.
Reed
I don't really do that either. I don't really like f. A lot about girls, you know, you don't want to.
Danny
You wouldn't be like Klay Thompson No,
Reed
I would not be Clayton.
TJ
Do you want to be like a pillar of virtue or do you want to get a little scandalous too?
Reed
No, I don't really want to get scandalous. I do want a girlfriend. That'd be sick.
Brandon Walker
All right, let's get your girlfriend.
Kyle
What do you think the ideal way to meet your, your wife would be? If you could script it. Like you try to meet her in a bar. You try to meet her in the dm.
Reed
I mean, I go out to all the bars a lot.
Kyle
Trying to meet her at church. Where are you trying to meet her
Reed
at church is like a dream. You know what I'm saying? Like, there's no way, like, not like, like a hot girl is just like sitting next to me at church. Like there's no way that happens. But that's obviously a dream.
TJ
Where you go or do you go to church?
Reed
Yeah, yeah, I got a church.
Kyle
You go to church every week?
Reed
Yeah, yeah, I try to every Sunday.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
TJ
Wow.
Brandon Walker
But I feel like that is a
Kate
new meet cute spot.
Reed
It's. Dude, okay, everyone's saying that. Everyone's saying that, but it's like, is it really, like, you know what I'm saying? Like yeah, but yeah, yeah, for sure. I'm going to meet a hot girl. Church.
Danny
Yeah, but there's, there's girls.
Kyle
Why are, are the, are the church girls? Busted.
Reed
I'm not saying that you're getting me in a trap. I'm not. Why you keep saying like you're not
Kyle
going to be the hot girl at church?
Reed
Maybe, maybe I just haven't sit next to any.
Danny
But Reed, there's girls out there dying to meet a hot guy at church.
TJ
When do you arrive at church?
Danny
That hot guy.
TJ
How do you pick your pew?
Reed
I just, I, I, I arrive pretty late, so I, so I go.
TJ
You go upstairs to the balcony?
Reed
Yeah, yeah. I go to the bath.
Danny
When's you went?
Reed
I went that yesterday.
Danny
Oh, really? You came back from Vegas, went straight to church?
Reed
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Danny
Good for you.
Kate
I heard it's the Saturday night service. Is the one you want?
Reed
Okay, well, I'm not going on Saturday night. I'm going out to the bar on like let's be real here, dude. I'm going out to the bar on Saturday. God damn, Reed.
Danny
You can see.
Reed
No, but then I go on Sunday. Let it rip on.
Kyle
Gotta let it rip.
TJ
Bars are non negotiable.
Reed
Just gotta rip a bunch of sprites. A bunch of people love that line.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, I don't know why because like you don't seem Like a guy who's sober. But you are.
Tate
Yeah.
Reed
Yeah. No, 100%. I was smoking darts there on the. On the beach house. That was pretty. Oh, spring break. I was like, my bad.
Danny
That's okay.
Reed
Yeah, it's my bad.
Brandon Walker
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Reed
Spring break house. I would say when. When Dante dressed me up. That was pretty cool.
Brandon Walker
That was sick. We see the. The final when Reed walked out looking like a million bucks. That was a juicy moment.
Reed
Yeah. Yeah.
Brandon Walker
That was a great video, dude.
Reed
Yeah. He's the man. Yeah, he's a. He's a cool dude.
Brandon Walker
Are you gonna start dressing like that?
Reed
I'd like out to the bars.
Brandon Walker
I don't know.
Danny
All the time.
Reed
Yeah, I probably should, right? Yeah, yeah, no, definitely. I gotta get some. I gotta get some outfits for sure. Thank you. Appreciate it. You guys are overwhelming me.
Kate
Okay.
Tate
No, you look amazing.
Brandon Walker
Very sharp.
Reed
That was all Dante.
Brandon Walker
Dude, you looked so good.
Reed
Thank you. Appreciate it. It was just super over that.
Brandon Walker
That a little too much cologne?
Reed
No, I thought it was good.
Brandon Walker
Oh, he sprayed a lot.
Reed
Yeah, I like that.
Brandon Walker
Did you see that? Might be the juiciest moment. Can you go to his cologne?
Reed
Wait, bro, I didn't even. I don't even remember that.
Brandon Walker
I sometimes put on clone. It's usually one spray.
Reed
Yeah, yeah, he sprayed.
Brandon Walker
He doused. That was juicy as.
Tate
Had to get the socks.
Brandon Walker
Do you have that, tj? I think it was the.
Reed
It's like the very end of.
Brandon Walker
It was the main video of him getting dressed.
Reed
It's like the very end.
Brandon Walker
Maybe I'm. Maybe I'M wrong. Maybe. I. I don't know. The cologne.
Dante
This is. This is with the fire column, so.
Danny
Wow.
Dante
This is Jerry's favorite.
Danny
Two, three.
Reed
I know. Oh, he did douse.
Brandon Walker
That was a lot of clothes. The Tom Ford big sp.
Dante
You look great, bro.
Brandon Walker
You look so good. Did you Mac on any chips? No.
Eddie
How many sprites do you typically do at the bar?
Reed
Probably like 5 or 6 rip sprites and smoke darts.
Brandon Walker
I, I. Yeah, I'm. I'm just pumped for my boy Reed.
Kyle
Congrats, man.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Reed
No, I.
Kyle
Regrets on everything.
Brandon Walker
I do think, like, you're not even, like, you're not even wowed that you're on the yak anymore. That feels a little old hat. Yeah, no, I'm, I'm.
Reed
I'm always wild that I'm on the act. It's pretty unreal, dude. Dude, everything's unreal. It's just now it's the time just, like, processing everything right.
TJ
Which is probably even crazier than the act itself.
Reed
Yeah. 100.
Brandon Walker
What'd your parents say?
Reed
They, like, they, like, they, like. No, but, like, I don't think they know how, like.
Kyle
Yeah.
Reed
So, like, severe and, like, intense it all is. You know what I'm saying?
Brandon Walker
Should probably cut him out of your life.
Reed
Like them, dude. Right?
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Reed
Oh, no. I love my parents. Parents. I will say. I think my mom was a little mad because I was smoking darts.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Reed
So she called me, like, in the show. She was like, stop smoking cigarettes.
TJ
I was like, okay, what do you mean to do? Eat.
Reed
Yeah. And I just ripped the dart you mom
Brandon Walker
right in her face.
Reed
Yeah, yeah. I probably wasn't good, but it's whatever, dude.
Brandon Walker
You can do whatever you want.
Kyle
Yeah.
Reed
Not really. No, no, no.
Tate
There were some heartfelt moments when your other family members were FaceTiming you when we were eating.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, yeah.
Tate
Your aunt and your cousins.
Reed
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They all called me and was just
Tate
like, they were roasting your ass for the first five minutes.
TJ
What were they saying?
Kyle
What?
Reed
What were they saying? They were just.
Tate
They were just like, you need a haircut. Like, yeah, he told you. Fix the sock problem.
Reed
Yeah, they were just grilling me.
Tate
But they were very proud of you.
Reed
Yeah, no, Yeah. I. I've gotten a bunch of texts like, yo, like, super proud of you. Super. All that.
Kyle
That.
Reed
It's just like, I'm just being me, you know? So it's just like, it's. I feel like that's why it's so, like, overwhelming at times because it's just
TJ
like, I'm not Even performing anything.
Reed
Yeah, yeah, bro, it's just so hard to grasp, you know?
TJ
Relax. I'm kidding.
Reed
All right, bro. Sorry, I didn't. I didn't mean it like that, bro. I didn't mean it like that.
TJ
That's my bad growling, bro.
Reed
Just gets me so excited, dude. Yeah, and then chicken fried too.
Kyle
That was huge.
Brandon Walker
Have you had any follow up with her? Because you have her number now.
Reed
Dude, I don't know if I'm gonna like text her just because how I. I do want to be like, like friends with her. You know what I'm saying?
Tate
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. So I don't want to like text like. That was an awesome weekend. Yeah.
Reed
Is that weird or.
Brandon Walker
No, I don't think.
Danny
No.
Tate
Thanks for everything.
Brandon Walker
Appreciate you being here.
TJ
Maybe just keep it professional. Collab on a video or.
Brandon Walker
Ah, dude, that's kind of weird. No, no, I think you just be like, thanks for gassing me up. Had a great time.
Kyle
Yeah, that's good, cat.
Reed
I like that.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, yeah.
Kyle
Keep it simple.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. Appreciate you gassing me up. Had a great time.
Reed
Yeah. 100.
Tate
100.
Reed
All right, I might do that.
Brandon Walker
You gotta, you gotta. I've.
Kyle
I've.
Reed
Imposter. Wait, what's it called?
Danny
Syndrome.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kyle
Yeah. But do you. So do you. Do you understand what people like about you or. No, like, do you like.
Reed
Because I'm just me, right? Like.
Kyle
Yeah. Are you like. Like because you seem. You seem just completely blown away by this, by this rise and like why people are.
Reed
Yeah, I guess.
Kyle
Did you like figure out what it is?
Reed
I guess that. I guess. No, I. I can't. I just like. And I feel like that's why it's so confusing sometimes for me too. It's just like, why, you know? It's like, why, you know, that's something I still haven't processed. I know, I know.
Kyle
That makes it all the better.
Reed
Yeah, I know. I just like you do. I do have to have to like process a bunch of. I just can't right now. But I think I will soon, right?
Brandon Walker
Yeah. Yeah, Just think about it. Just go to the lake and think about it.
Reed
Ah, yeah, I did go to the lake. I. I tweeted at the lake and that. That, that went. It's crazy, bro. It's crazy, bro.
Danny
Yeah.
Reed
Unreal, though. I appreciate everyone here though.
Kyle
Talk it over.
TJ
Three agents.
Danny
You're welcome.
Reed
Yeah, no, I. I will never hire an agent.
Danny
Have you settled on one?
Brandon Walker
Get an agent, divorce your parents. These are the steps to.
Reed
That's the blueprint.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, right there.
Reed
Hell yeah. Boys.
Brandon Walker
All right, all right. We'll spin the wheel tomorrow. We're doing reverse wet.
Kyle
Yeah, of course.
Danny
I'm not that wheel.
TJ
What do you think about us getting wet on the show?
Danny
Hilarious.
TJ
I'm funny or.
Reed
Yeah, yeah, I'll get wet.
TJ
Do you think it's funny for the show? Like it's a good segment?
Reed
Yeah, Yeah, I like it.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, there you go.
TJ
Make you laugh.
Danny
Or you think it'll be funny six years from now?
Reed
Sorry. Sorry. Yeah, I think it'd be funny six years from now.
Brandon Walker
I love that.
Danny
It's not read.
Reed
You kind of hate it. Brandon, or.
Danny
Yeah, I think it's. I'm anti wheel.
Reed
You're anti Will.
Danny
Yeah. All right.
Kyle
Brandon hates it. I also hate it, but I don't want to be on Brandon's side.
Danny
Right. And Kate hates it as well. So does Kyle.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, so.
Reed
So do we all hate it?
Brandon Walker
Yes, I love you hate it.
Kate
Big cat.
TJ
Like, be honest, Rain, you kind of.
Danny
The cat hates it too, but he doesn't want to probably.
Kyle
I hate it, but.
Reed
So why don't you guys stop the wheel?
Brandon Walker
No, we can't, dude.
Reed
You can't. You're just going.
Brandon Walker
No, we're just beholden to it.
Danny
Nick had an idea to have a wheel six years ago, and we're just. The rest of our lives are just going to be same.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Reed
All right.
Brandon Walker
Kind of cool like that, you know?
Danny
Not really.
Reed
Let's do the wheel, dude.
Brandon Walker
Being committed to something.
Reed
I. I like that. I like that for sure.
Danny
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Seeing it through.
Reed
It's discipline, man.
Danny
You don't think. You don't think. 2200 episodes in a row of seeing something through is.
Brandon Walker
You just got to stay. Stay the course.
Danny
Okay.
Brandon Walker
And yeah, what if it's reverse wet again today?
Danny
I think I'll hit you in the head with this mic stand, Eddie.
Eddie
That's fine.
Brandon Walker
Spin it, TJ.
Reed
By the way, ESPN did full page Joe Paterno's death.
Brandon Walker
What about O.J.
Reed
i won't load.
Brandon Walker
Okay, Trying.
Kyle
Joe Paterno dies.
Danny
I think he died before public sentiment really fully turned against him, though. So.
Brandon Walker
Yeah,
Kyle
I almost texted Kate on Saturday. Why Individually? One on one. And then I decided not to. Oh, I would have been cuz I dry. I watched your. Your Barkley marathon documentary was very good.
TJ
And what.
Kate
Right.
Kyle
I watched. And then Saturday we were out to dinner, and then my wife was like, we should go home and put the baby down and watch a movie. And I was like, you want me to text Kate for a documentary?
Kate
Documentary.
Kyle
And then I thought about it. And I was like, that would ruin your night. If I texted you at like 6pm and I was like, hey, I need a wreck for tonight. Would you.
TJ
Yeah, she would have taken out.
Kyle
Feel like I would have taken it.
Danny
Would you have had one ready?
Kate
I would have had one ready. I think I have one ready for you.
Kyle
Okay. I felt I. So I didn't. Because I felt like I would have, like, paralyzed you and made you stop what you're doing.
Brandon Walker
Not made you.
Kyle
I would have. You would have voluntarily.
Kate
Very serious. Yes.
Kyle
So I didn't text you. And that's. That's my story.
Kate
Thank you.
Kyle
I almost texted Kate.
TJ
I get it.
Kyle
And then I would have bailed, too. Then I bailed on the text. I had it typed out and everything. Yeah, read it three times.
Danny
I wouldn't have texted her.
Kyle
Deleted the whole thing.
Kate
I appreciate knowing that. That makes me feel that.
Danny
You can't have a text decade on your record. That's.
Kyle
Yeah, I thought about that too. I thought about that as well. So I just went ahead and deleted the whole thing and threw my phone, like now.
Kate
Now I'm going to have to spend the whole rest of the day planning out in case. In case you ever do text me, I'll have a bunch of answers ready.
Kyle
Okay.
Kate
Depending on the text.
Steven
All right.
Kate
This is exciting.
Brandon Walker
All right, we'll see everyone tomorrow. Nick will be back. Good job, Reed.
Reed
Thank you.
Brandon Walker
Get your straws y for a while.
Danny
React. It's the act.
Brandon Walker
It's the act. Yeah. It's time to talk shop for two Yankees.
Danny
The act. It's the act.
Reed
Shout out to all the Yak fans
Eddie
I met down in South Carolina.
TJ
Love you guys.
Reed
See you tomorrow.
TJ
Bye.
Episode: Brandon's Latest Trip To Mississippi Made Us Realize How Similar He Is To Mintzy | The Yak 4-27-26
Date: April 27, 2026
Hosts/Cast: Brandon Walker, Danny, Kyle “KBNoSwag” Bauer, Kate, Reed, Eddie, Tate, TJ, Steven Cheah, Dante (guests and recurring Yak crew)
The Yak returns after several members took out-of-town trips, especially Brandon Walker’s visit back to his alma mater in Mississippi. The episode’s main theme playfully interrogates Brandon about how much he “pulls a Mintzy”: extending work trips home while doubling up on content and fun. It’s an inside look at Barstool’s traveling personalities, festival hijinks, staff spring break stories, and the internal politics of Barstool’s infamous “Wheel” bit. As always, the tone is irreverent, quick-witted, and chaotic.
“Mincy's remote last two trips have gone mega nuclear.”
“I did ask one guy if he was gonna put him down because he lost—the guy was offended.” ([21:59])
“We stop being beholden to a wheel…It’s an unfunny crutch. That’s stupid.” (Danny, [52:07] and [53:10])
| Segment | Timestamp | |---------------------------------------------| ------------| | Show kicks off (skip ad reads) | 01:47 | | Mississippi/Brandon’s trip/Mintzy talk | 02:25–06:09 | | Starkville Wiener Dog Race | 06:09–08:29, 21:52–24:27 | | Barstool Spring Break drama & new faces | 11:47–17:50 | | Dante’s MVP saga & Vegas stamina | 31:58–38:42 | | “Reverse Wet” Wheel fight | 52:07–55:00 | | Viral LeBron discourse, Brandon’s tweet | 25:38–28:25 | | OnlyFans, Eddie’s gay icon saga | 74:00–75:37 | | Reed’s new fame & reflection | 101:00–116:56 | | Wheel fatigue & ritual | 117:13–118:25 | | Short “VAT”/word trivia segment | 56:14–58:08 | | Random end-of-show segments | 119:10+ |
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