Brandon's Latest Trip To Mississippi Made Us Realize How Similar He Is To Mintzy | The Yak 4-27-26

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Episode: Brandon's Latest Trip To Mississippi Made Us Realize How Similar He Is To Mintzy | The Yak 4-27-26
Date: April 27, 2026
Hosts/Cast: Brandon Walker, Danny, Kyle “KBNoSwag” Bauer, Kate, Reed, Eddie, Tate, TJ, Steven Cheah, Dante (guests and recurring Yak crew)

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Episode Overview

The Yak returns after several members took out-of-town trips, especially Brandon Walker’s visit back to his alma mater in Mississippi. The episode’s main theme playfully interrogates Brandon about how much he “pulls a Mintzy”: extending work trips home while doubling up on content and fun. It’s an inside look at Barstool’s traveling personalities, festival hijinks, staff spring break stories, and the internal politics of Barstool’s infamous “Wheel” bit. As always, the tone is irreverent, quick-witted, and chaotic.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Welcome Back Banter & Mississippi Recap

• Brandon and Danny recount their trips:
  • Brandon details his Mississippi State visit, attending a wiener dog race and catching heat for being perceived as Mintzy-esque with his extended, content-driven trips.
  • Brandon’s “intrusive thought” [03:26]:

    “Mincy's remote last two trips have gone mega nuclear.”

  • The crew jests about Mintzy being the “run officer” (the guy who soaks up attention and prolongs trips), and Brandon possibly emulating his moves.
• Discussion of “working man’s Ben Mintz” [05:43]:
  • Kyle, Tate, and TJ volley jokes about what makes Mintzy and Brandon similar and different—work ethic, viral success, attention-seeking, etc.

2. The Starkville Wiener Dog Race Debrief

• Danny details the event [06:11 – 08:15]:
  • Met wiener dogs and their owners from all around the country, describing quirky T-shirts and local color.
  • “There were 88 wiener dog races…It was a gigantic clusterfuck.” (Danny, [21:54]).
  • Brandon and Danny riff on the utter lack of water amenities and local geography.
• Brandon asks about the aftermath:
  • “Did you step on any?” (Brandon, [21:58])
  • Danny talks about a near-miss:

    “I did ask one guy if he was gonna put him down because he lost—the guy was offended.” ([21:59])

3. Barstool Spring Break House & Meta-Barstool Storylines

• Who’s who and what happened with breakout stars:
  • Extended breakdown of random Barstool personalities (Brady, Annika, Una, Goldfinger, etc.) and the viral drama/partying of spring break week [12:00–17:50].
  • “Watching the fight with the younger people, I feel so removed from it…like, I have no part of this show.” (Brandon, [16:06])
• The Dante MVP Arc & Superhuman Vegas Energy [31:58–38:42]:
  • Dante, named MVP of spring break, joins live and admits his “secret” is…mushrooms and wild stamina—not coke.
  • “If I could do coke, I could take over the world. I legitimately think so.” (Dante, [34:16])
  • Discussion of club and party stories, Dante’s new Barstool cachet, and internal content dynamics.

4. Wheel Bit Fatigue & Internal Yak Arguments

• Reverse Wet Wheel Controversy [52:07–55:00]:
  • Danny leads a mutiny against the recurring “Wheel” water punishment bit:

    “We stop being beholden to a wheel…It’s an unfunny crutch. That’s stupid.” (Danny, [52:07] and [53:10])

  • Others, especially Brandon, defend sticking with tradition and ritualized suffering for “the content.”
  • Brainstorming more baroque, disgusting, or competitive ways to recycle (literally) the “get wet” punishment—including wringing clothes into vats and drinking the runoff.

5. Basketball Takes, LeBron Discourse, and Social Media Virality

• Brandon’s viral LeBron pivot [25:38–28:25]:
  • Discussing his public embrace of LeBron as the GOAT, and the strange, unpredictable world of going viral for random tweets.
  • “I'm tired of pretending LeBron James isn’t the best basketball player in the history of sport.” (Brandon, [28:01])

6. Random Barstool Office Stories & OnlyFans Side Hustles

• Eddie becomes an accidental gay icon [71:12–73:13]:
  • A photo of Eddie and Fasoli is picked up by the gay Twitter community, with hilarious and unfiltered reactions.
  • “My ass is flickering like those doors you have at Staples.” (Eddie, [71:46])
• Kate’s OnlyFans is just for “jokes” and museum passes [74:00–75:37]:
  • Unique glimpse into how Barstool talent monetizes side content.

7. Reed’s Rapid Rise to Barstool Fame [101:00–116:30]

• Reed’s return, haircut, and surreal experience:
  • Reed describes his five-day “life change,” new fan DMs, and being dapped up by Dante and the crew.
  • “I'm just being me, you know?” (Reed, [114:49])
  • Reed wants to meet a girlfriend at church, and candidly discusses not wanting to be part of “scandalous” content.

8. Odds & Ends

• Wrestling & Track Goats Debate [96:02–99:48]
• Donald Sterling’s notoriety and ‘will he get the ESPN headline when he dies?’ bit [84:13–89:50]
• Doc Recs, tax issues with OnlyFans, and even more reflection on getting older and parenting.
• Running jokes about the meaning of “VAT," Zip in ZIP code, and inane word trivia [56:14–58:08].

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “We all wondered what if Mintz had a work ethic. Now, we know.” — Kyle, [06:01]
• “You are so significantly more valuable than Mintz. In every single way.” — Brandon to Danny, [20:33]
• “We should stop being beholden to a wheel. It’s an unfunny crutch.” — Danny, [52:07]
• “If Dante was a coke guy, he’d be the biggest scumbag ever…If you were just off doing your own coke, I’d be so mad at you.” — Brandon, [34:07]
• “He is a working man’s Ben Mintz.” — Brandon, [05:45]
• “‘My ass is flickering like those doors you have at Staples.’” — Eddie, [71:46]
• “It’s discipline, man.” — Reed, on sticking with The Yak’s wheel tradition, [118:17]
• “I'm just being me…that's why it's so overwhelming.” — Reed, on his sudden Barstool fame, [114:49]

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Timestamps for Major Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |---------------------------------------------| ------------| | Show kicks off (skip ad reads) | 01:47 | | Mississippi/Brandon’s trip/Mintzy talk | 02:25–06:09 | | Starkville Wiener Dog Race | 06:09–08:29, 21:52–24:27 | | Barstool Spring Break drama & new faces | 11:47–17:50 | | Dante’s MVP saga & Vegas stamina | 31:58–38:42 | | “Reverse Wet” Wheel fight | 52:07–55:00 | | Viral LeBron discourse, Brandon’s tweet | 25:38–28:25 | | OnlyFans, Eddie’s gay icon saga | 74:00–75:37 | | Reed’s new fame & reflection | 101:00–116:56 | | Wheel fatigue & ritual | 117:13–118:25 | | Short “VAT”/word trivia segment | 56:14–58:08 | | Random end-of-show segments | 119:10+ |

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Episode Tone & Style

• Fast-paced, inside-baseball banter
• Sarcastic and self-deprecating humor; crew is not afraid to mock themselves or Barstool culture
• Obvious comfort among cast: ribbing, inside jokes, irreverent wordplay
• Frequent tangents and asides, typical of The Yak
• Willingly meta, laughing at their own content and traditions (esp. the “Wheel”)

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Quick Takeaways

• This Yak episode is quintessential Barstool chaos: mixing content creation, personal trips, festival stories, and navel-gazing about what makes Barstool personalities “go viral.”
• Brandon’s “Mintzy” comparison sparks playful tension and real self-awareness about extending trips and work ethic.
• The Starkville wiener dog race is as ridiculous as it sounds, becoming comedic gold.
• Dante’s role as party MVP and Reed’s “everyman” rise encapsulate Barstool’s odd meritocracy.
• A growing weariness about old segment traditions (“the Wheel”) is evident, though the ritual is defended as communal suffering/content.
• The boys remain self-aware about their place in Barstool’s evolving zoo of personalities and internet microfame.

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This summary delivers the full arc and flavor of the episode for listeners and non-listeners alike, capturing important topics, best quotes, and show dynamics.

Transcript

[Brandon Walker]

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[Danny]

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[Brandon Walker]

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[Danny]

Hello.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon is back. Danny is back. I am back. I was only gone for a day.

[Danny]

I was only gone for two.

[Brandon Walker]

I had an intrusive thought today. I'm not going to say it out loud.

[Danny]

Well, obviously you're going to say it out loud, so just go ahead and.

[Brandon Walker]

No, you know what I'm not going to say.

[Danny]

Well, that's the very first thing you said on the fucking show. So clearly you're gonna say it. What's your intrusive thought?

[Brandon Walker]

How did you enjoy your trip?

[Danny]

I really enjoyed my trip. I loved it. I love going down south. I love being there and someday I'm not coming back.

[Brandon Walker]

It's awesome.

[Danny]

Yeah, keep threatening us. It's whatever. It's not A threat?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it's a little bit of a threat.

[Danny]

I. I never want to come back.

[Brandon Walker]

Good.

[Danny]

I love being home. I love being home. Yep.

[Brandon Walker]

Happy.

[Danny]

Enjoyed your trip?

[Brandon Walker]

Happy guy, barstool. Went to his college in Mississippi for four days. Fully expensed for a trip.

[Kyle]

Oh,

[Kate]

well,

[Danny]

first of all, wasn't fully expensed.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, okay. All right. You're fine.

[Danny]

I paid for the flights.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. I was just laughing because I was working out this morning. No big deal.

[Danny]

Secondly, torso reveal 20, 27. Secondly, there will be a 10, 12, 15 minute video coming out of it. There won't be a 30 second Twitter video where I look at the camera cross eyed. And third, I mean, Mincy's remote last

[Brandon Walker]

two trips have been gone mega nuclear.

[Danny]

What?

[Tate]

Minty more viral than you?

[Brandon Walker]

I told you it was an intrusive thought. I didn't want to say it out loud.

[Kyle]

No brain, I'm with you. This is different. But I just, I'm gonna also need some time to figure out how I'm on your side with this, Brandon. I just, I can't.

[Brandon Walker]

I mean, hey, I want to hear about the Weeder.

[TJ]

It's a reliable playbook.

[Kyle]

I'm on your side.

[Brandon Walker]

We're all on your side.

[Kyle]

We're all on your side. I want, I want to help.

[Brandon Walker]

We saw similarities and we're just like, no, that can't be the case. Like, whatever you think you're thinking the wrong way.

[Kyle]

Just. Yeah. How is it there's.

[TJ]

Took a page.

[Brandon Walker]

Took a page, took a page.

[Kyle]

Mincy will often like, not just go on the trips, but I'll have like a, A thing where like he gets to be the.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he's a run officer. The cause.

[Kyle]

Or like he gets to be the center of attention.

[Brandon Walker]

The Grand Marshall.

[Kyle]

Grand Marshall.

[Tate]

The running away from work. You're more like him than we thought.

[Brandon Walker]

All right, forget it. That was a funny, intrusive thought. I obviously don't think that you were any. What you're. There's no similarities whatsoever. And I'm happy you're back because further,

[Kyle]

for there to be similarities, you, you would have to, you would have had to have like identified. This is going to be the thing I do for the content.

[Brandon Walker]

Right.

[Kyle]

But there's also these other things before.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Eating that.

[Kyle]

I'm going to double up. And even though the, even though the content should be like a one day thing, right?

[Danny]

We have like going to like a

[Brandon Walker]

baseball game or something.

[Kyle]

Yes, yes. Like an extra thing like he has like the concert. Like if, like if Brandon, for example, like the wiener Dog race was on, like, a Saturday, and he went down on a Thursday.

[TJ]

Like a simpler, more condensed Ben Mint video trip.

[Tate]

Simpler.

[Brandon Walker]

I wish this thought hadn't come in my head. I. I can't do anything about it.

[TJ]

Simple working man's Ben Mince.

[Brandon Walker]

A working man.

[Kyle]

A working man working. No way. The working man.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a compliment. He's a. He's a fat cat sitting in his high rise. You're a working man's Ben Mintz.

[Kyle]

We all wondered what men. What if Mintz had a work ethic? Now we know.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Next play. Next play. What have we got?

[Brandon Walker]

Can I. Can I hear about the wiener dogs?

[Danny]

It was amazing.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Warm down there. I was in the sun. I got to. I got to watch all the wiener dogs. There were dogs from all across the country. I met a dog from Seattle, and I met a dog from. From Orlando, and I and Cody made us funny shirts.

[Brandon Walker]

Why did he. Why did he do dogs on his and dog on yours?

[Danny]

Because. To make it seem like I was a homosexual.

[Kyle]

Right.

[Brandon Walker]

I get that. But if he should have just taken the comma away on his also, he

[Kyle]

could have made yours say, I love wiener dog.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Why did he pluralize wieners on yours?

[Brandon Walker]

I get what he's trying to do, but he just didn't do it.

[Danny]

You don't think it came across well?

[Brandon Walker]

Well, you guys aren't wearing the same shirt, right?

[Danny]

That was like his says the statement he wanted to say in mine is a play on it. That makes it seem like I'm a homosexual who craves penis.

[Brandon Walker]

Right. It should have just been. Both of you have the same thing, but one has a comma and one doesn't.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Okay, So I love wiener dog.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Also, how much did this cost Cody last time he made T shirts?

[Danny]

It was so down there, it was pretty. 49 bucks. 49 bucks. We university screen printing shout out.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm pretty sure he became a millionaire from a stag park party, so you're good.

[Danny]

Yeah. All right.

[Brandon Walker]

He robbed the city.

[Danny]

We had. We. We had a damn good time. And. And it will be expressed in video form when it comes out. I love. Very soon.

[Brandon Walker]

I love that. Were there any water slides?

[Danny]

There were no water slides. There were no lazy rivers. Gonna have to work on that. There was no water whatsoever. There was.

[Brandon Walker]

There's no water.

[Danny]

No water. No water.

[Kyle]

Is there no water in Starkville?

[Danny]

There's water in Starfield. There's water. There's water.

[Kyle]

What do you got, like, a lake?

[Brandon Walker]

You guys haven't invented water yet? No.

[Danny]

There's a. There's water. There's plenty of water. Water for days. Just all the water you need.

[Brandon Walker]

Where's the water? Does it come from the sky?

[Danny]

No, it's probably in, like, you know, big water tanks that stand above the ground and whatnot. And where we have access to it, we use it, and it's fantastic. And that.

[Brandon Walker]

Was there a creek?

[Danny]

There's a. There's. There's cricks on other side.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. Oh, not on. In Starkville, there's.

[Danny]

No. No, there's creeks towards West Point and there's a river towards Columbus, but there. There's.

[Kyle]

You got a place to take a jet Ski around there?

[Danny]

No, not. You can go to the river. Yeah, it's about 30 minutes away.

[Brandon Walker]

We were talking canoe or maybe kayak.

[Danny]

You could kayak and canoe all around Starfleet. Probably go out. Go out to Browning Creek, catch you some crappie and do some canoeing.

[Brandon Walker]

I never have. But not a motor, though.

[Danny]

No, I. I wouldn't. No, I wouldn't. So that's my weekend, you know. Had some good chicken wings. Got to. Got to eat. Got to hang around family.

[Brandon Walker]

Usually you don't eat on the weekend. I'm sorry.

[TJ]

Got to eat.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm happy you're back, Brandon. We missed the. Out of you.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah, really did.

[Brandon Walker]

We missed them.

[Kyle]

Really did.

[Danny]

It's fine.

[Brandon Walker]

So hard.

[Danny]

It's fine.

[Eddie]

You know you could get him back, right?

[Danny]

Who?

[Eddie]

Big Cat.

[Danny]

Why? How?

[Eddie]

He's. He was a big hypocrite on Saturday, but. What? Your MVP vote for spring break?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, what about it?

[Eddie]

Barstool is the erasure.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah, you're right. I. Barstool Izzy. Did you see Barcelona Lizzy?

[Danny]

I did not see Bar.

[Brandon Walker]

She left. She left.

[Danny]

Oh, she was spring break.

[Brandon Walker]

She was heartbreaking.

[Danny]

She was there for a little bit.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Barcelona.

[Danny]

Okay, well, I didn't. I didn't notice Barstool Izzy.

[Brandon Walker]

No one did.

[Danny]

Okay. Was she real shooting star?

[Brandon Walker]

Maybe, maybe not.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

It actually might have been a gooch. Remember Gooch used to make the fake dozen, too.

[Danny]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Feels a little bit like that. We're like, I'm a little groggy. Was there a part.

[TJ]

She's a 3D render.

[Eddie]

Was that Justin?

[Danny]

Kyle?

[TJ]

Justin, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you guys see Brady back at work?

[Danny]

Is it Barstool Brady or is it just Brady?

[Brandon Walker]

It's Barstool Brady.

[Danny]

You're right.

[Brandon Walker]

You're.

[TJ]

Where are you getting Brady content now?

[Brandon Walker]

It was retweeted on my timeline, but what a come down for that. Like, he's got to just be. He was sitting in his. I think he's a. I don't know what he does.

[TJ]

Pirate.

[Brandon Walker]

I was gonna say pipe fitter, but he's not a pipe fitter.

[Danny]

But he was sitting at a desk with a computer.

[Brandon Walker]

There's a desk with the computer in Sioux Falls. Just. Can you find it? I don't know if you can find it.

[Danny]

I saw it, actually.

[Reed]

Don't know where to.

[Danny]

I don't know how I got weighed into mine.

[TJ]

He's a white collar, pipe fitting deskman.

[Danny]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he just went from.

[TJ]

Well, Danny can speak on all things Brady.

[Brandon Walker]

You put. You put on his name a little bit.

[Tate]

I would have no problems with this guy if he was just. It would make sense if he was like an aspiring influencer, but he's not.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I think it's the reverse. Look at this. The situation is back in the saddle. Thanks for taking care of my boy this past week.

[Danny]

Oh, that's from Ty Botsford.

[Brandon Walker]

Cambridge Brass Windwater. Oh, man. Sitting at that desk. Gotta be brutal this morning.

[TJ]

The lighting.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Carpet.

[TJ]

Worst place you can question.

[Brandon Walker]

He was just. He was a mere 48 hours ago double teaming Rochelle Ryan with Mike Kubing.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And now he's sitting at that desk. I don't know what he does. I don't know what that is.

[Tate]

Me neither, to be honest.

[Brandon Walker]

If you zoom in, tj, I think there's some type of trans monster, some type of pipe situation. There's a pipe. Okay, zoom in on that.

[Danny]

Yeah. Cambridge in water. Right?

[Brandon Walker]

Look at that. Yeah, it looks.

[Danny]

Are those titties?

[Kate]

Fire hydrant. So.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kate]

He's a pipe guy.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Damn. His mom is hot. No, we had already established that, Kate. That wasn't out of nowhere. We established his mom was hot.

[Kate]

Hot enough that he definitely has Hot.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Guy like that.

[Kate]

Yeah. Hot mom. Yeah.

[Kyle]

What.

[TJ]

What did we miss about him?

[Tate]

About Brady? I kind of. Well, the first night he was there, it was probably like 4 in the morning. That's when we were starting to find things out. I wasn't following him at all. So I was just hearing things in the background. But that's when they did like the 20 minute interrogation where it's like this guy was dming Tate Gaz, like following Dave's assistance assistant. So they're like, okay, who's that?

[TJ]

It's Sam Martin. He's one of my favorites.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. Yeah, that. Ready to go. I love.

[TJ]

I love Sam.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Does he work in this office? No. Okay.

[TJ]

Come on.

[Danny]

Do I.

[Kyle]

What I know is.

[TJ]

Yeah, he's like a. I would know. A youthful, charming, innocent face.

[Brandon Walker]

Got it.

[Tate]

But, yeah, I just feel like I thought he was going to come in with, like, a, A strategy to be like, end up working at barstool.

[Brandon Walker]

Right.

[Tate]

And people are just like, oh, so what are you doing here, man? He's like, I don't know. I'm just mad at it.

[Brandon Walker]

See, I kind of like that, though. No, it's hilar, actually. That's In a world where everyone wants to be an influencer, this guy literally was like, oh, free trip to Vegas.

[TJ]

That's what.

[Tate]

Yeah, yeah.

[TJ]

Might as well take it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Tate]

But I don't know if it was he. People were saying, oh, why would you turn down a free trip to Vegas? I mean, he was prying, for one. He was text. He was DMing everyone.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that part is confusing. Okay.

[Tate]

So, like, knowing that I was like, okay, he's got it. He's got to have some sort of master plan. Like, he's going to maybe put out some of his own content.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Like, day two. I don't think this guy's tweeted once.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Tate]

I'm like, get in there.

[TJ]

He's not leaning into.

[Brandon Walker]

He, like, it doesn't make sense. If he had just been hit up out of the blue and they were like, hey, you want to go to Vegas? He's like, I guess that would make right. Yeah. He was actively trying to then showed up and has done nothing to capitalize on it.

[Tate]

Hilarious, but kind of insane.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I could see that.

[Kyle]

How does he know Annika?

[Tate]

I think they were seeing each other for 36 hours is what kept throwing around.

[Kyle]

He lives in South Dakota.

[Tate]

That's what I asked too.

[Kyle]

And she lives here. Does she? Does she live here?

[Brandon Walker]

He's from. She lives here.

[Kyle]

I thought so. Does she live in South Dakota? Did she commute everymore?

[Brandon Walker]

He's from Coal City, Illinois, which I think is what, like an hour outside?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Shep was from there, right?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Yeah, I don't. Have you talked to Annika?

[Danny]

No, I need to. I, I started to DM her, but I was just going to catch her here. I got to talk to her today.

[Brandon Walker]

You guys don't text.

[Danny]

No, I don't have any, any of their numbers.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, okay.

[Danny]

Yeah, but I, I, I need to talk to her today.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you gotta have a little talking to her.

[Danny]

Yeah. And I didn't see her this morning. I saw Hannah, and usually Annika's not far away, but I didn't see her.

[Brandon Walker]

Ella went out on Saturday night. Did you See that?

[Danny]

That checks out.

[Kate]

Machine built different.

[Brandon Walker]

She's like, how?

[Eddie]

How?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't understand.

[Danny]

She just operates on going out, though, right?

[TJ]

What's the difference between eight and seven days?

[Brandon Walker]

I would. If I were those guys, I would have slept for a week straight.

[Tate]

I flew home yesterday and it was like three hour flight. I was in Florida and I get woken up by the pilot at the end. I'm like the last person on the. Oh, yeah, everyone's gone.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Tate]

I lucked out with no middle seat.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I had a close call yesterday.

[Brandon Walker]

What happened?

[Danny]

I was flying back and I had a woman pilot.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh.

[Danny]

And I survived the whole trip.

[Brandon Walker]

Lucky to be alive.

[Danny]

Yeah. I texted Nick and said goodbye.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm sorry that happened.

[Danny]

It's okay. It's fine.

[Tate]

No, I'm curious how it was here especially. What was it? Whatever day was. Peyton, Una. It feels like you.

[Reed]

You go.

[Tate]

You go into, like, a fever dream.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Barstool has a crossover episode with, like, a soap opera. Suddenly, like, Deutsch, viral drinker, it becomes so dramatized where it's like, bro, you have grown men in his ear, genuinely being like, you gotta party harder.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

All right.

[Tate]

Yeah, you gotta party harder. Him, like, dozing off, closing his eyelids. Was him equal to him, like, dozing off, closing his eyelids for death?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Yeah. It was weird watching from afar. We just kind of. And it also was. I. I don't know. I'll speak for myself. Like, watching the. The fight with the younger people, I feel so removed from it. Do you? I mean, like, when Goldfinger and Una are fighting, I have. I mean, I did Una show. I probably said like a few sentences to Goldfinger. Like, I don't know either of them. You know what I mean? To a point where I'm almost watching a show that I have no part of. You know, I have to, like, see Katie to be like, oh, I know that guy. I recognize that face. And then Barcelona gets thrown in and it's just like, I don't know anyone anymore. Yeah.

[Tate]

I feel like the audience isn't focused enough on the fact that everyone's co workers.

[Brandon Walker]

Right.

[Tate]

Like, it doesn't get brought up enough.

[Brandon Walker]

They're all back in the office today.

[Tate]

Even where it's like, Mikey Betts is the one filming Deutsch, and, like, he has to post a video of him crying or he's going to become a meme.

[Brandon Walker]

But little.

[Tate]

Little do they know they're trying to start a show together.

[Brandon Walker]

Right. Right. It's all tangled.

[Tate]

That makes it a lot funnier.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it Is all just. And then Reed, our boy Reed, who will have on today. I mean, what a star. He just. Cat, he was. He was activated at the perfect time when there was no. Everyone just kept leaving. What was that, by the way?

[Tate]

Yeah, that day, I think we had like three drop before noon.

[Brandon Walker]

That last picture of the recap show. Do you have that tj, where it's like Barcelona, spring break and it's just everyone's left and all we're left with is like Mikey Betts, Reed and Connor Griffin was so funny. Yeah, was so. Yeah. Look at that.

[Kyle]

That's the crew.

[Brandon Walker]

That's the crew. Meek, Phil Reed, Mikey Betts, Connor. All these people. No. Is that barstool? Is he back there?

[Danny]

That's smelly.

[Kyle]

Smelly.

[Eddie]

Marshall Brady.

[Brandon Walker]

Barstool Brady. Yeah. Like, I just couldn't recognize anyone. Like, everyone's like gone. It's quite a week. You look at this guy. What a stand. He's so appreciative.

[Tate]

I wish I could have been there the last day.

[Brandon Walker]

I know. Is Dante back? By the way, Dante might be going to Vegas this weekend with us for Max's bachelor party. Yep. He agreed to it.

[TJ]

Of course he should.

[Brandon Walker]

How insane is that?

[Danny]

I mean, that's how kind of how he lives his life. Right? He's a. He's a go out guy too.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. But still, I. If I were spent a whole week in Vegas partying and he had been there three days before, he was there for like 12 days. I. I don't think I'd want to go right back.

[Danny]

So you have a dog?

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Danny]

Okay, good.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think he has any man with. No, I think he has his DJ laptop.

[Danny]

DJ doesn't have a cat. Not a dog. Ferret.

[Eddie]

His seeds.

[TJ]

His blazers have plants.

[Brandon Walker]

He does have a plant.

[Danny]

That plant's dead.

[Kate]

I did love Dante getting Reed ready to go out. I watched that whole video. I was like, he. Dante should do that for everyone. Dante. Ey, for the barstool guy.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Tate]

This is why you voluntarily stalk the guy.

[Danny]

Wouldn't have to for a year.

[Brandon Walker]

This is the best.

[Danny]

This is the Super Bowl.

[Tate]

For anyone who documents the dawn, a deserving MVP award. Oh yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Big time.

[Tate]

Wasn't even close.

[Brandon Walker]

No. Nikki smokes. Going. Leaving the last night.

[Danny]

Did we just start the award? Who won it last year?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't. I think Tate just did. Take incredible job by Tate. He's. That guy needs to sleep too.

[Danny]

I'm concerned about Tate.

[Brandon Walker]

I received an exclusive inside look at ballots for spring break. Dante 30. Nikki smokes three. Una, two. Peyton. Two. Kick one. Rico. One.

[Danny]

I mean, who voted for Rico?

[Brandon Walker]

Hank. Yeah.

[Danny]

That's good.

[Brandon Walker]

I was actually pissed. I was like, I. I should have voted for Rico, too. Rider of the year. Yeah. Dante wanted a landslide. And I would have voted for Nicky Smokes if he had stayed out that last.

[TJ]

I almost voted for Nicky Smokes.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

But he left. He left the party on Friday night.

[Danny]

Did anybody even go to Tortilla Con? I missed it. If y' all did it Friday.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Kyle]

Shot down.

[Brandon Walker]

Got shot down, sadly. We're gonna try maybe next year to Tortilla Con it up.

[Danny]

Our guys weren't gonna be able to handle Tortilla.

[Brandon Walker]

No, no, no, no.

[Danny]

Maybe. Maybe I'll go out there for four or five days.

[Brandon Walker]

You should.

[Tate]

I think Nikki was under the.

[Brandon Walker]

I was joking, by the way. I don't want you to be upset.

[Danny]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Brandon Walker]

It was a joke. It was a funny. But I put in my head.

[Danny]

Time. Time. You said I had an intrusive thought, but it was the first thing you said on the show. You've been carrying that thought since, like, Friday morning.

[Brandon Walker]

Literally thought of this thought.

[Danny]

Ain't. No way.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Danny]

No way you've been carrying that thought.

[Brandon Walker]

No, no. Ask Max. I told him the of that thought on Friday.

[Reed]

I would have.

[Brandon Walker]

I would have told him way earlier. Way earlier.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Kyle]

And you didn't want to share the thought?

[Danny]

I didn't.

[Brandon Walker]

You made it. You forced it out of me. It actually is illegal what you did.

[Danny]

I don't even think it was.

[Brandon Walker]

Waterboarded it out of me.

[Danny]

It was sitting all around your brother this morning.

[Brandon Walker]

It was a funny thought that popped in my head. You are so significantly more valuable than Mins. I went in every single way. Every single way that I'm thinking of differences, though. That video will be way better than any single piece of content mince he's ever produced on his own.

[Danny]

I'm taller.

[Brandon Walker]

Taller.

[Danny]

Cody was with me, not Tate.

[Brandon Walker]

Yep.

[Danny]

I was in Stark Will, not Ole Miss.

[Brandon Walker]

I also didn't like. I saw something in my timeline came across that was like, Brandon Walker. What a piece of. He has a jersey with his own name on it. Mississippi State gave you that jersey? That's what they do.

[Danny]

There's a group of Ole Miss burners. I didn't mean to make shit up about me, but anyway, yeah, he like, tweeted out, look, Brandon. This is the most Brandon Walker move ever. Having a jersey with his name on it. They handed me that jersey when I walked in the stadium.

[Brandon Walker]

So everyone who went to the Vegas Knights game. They had their name on their jersey.

[Danny]

State handed me a bag with. With the jersey for me and my kid and. And I put it on.

[Brandon Walker]

Now, we should say that you would 100% make your own jersey.

[Danny]

100.

[Brandon Walker]

That is. That is completely separate of what the jersey you were wearing.

[Danny]

Correct? Yeah.

[Eddie]

And that guy asked you for a picture too?

[Danny]

Yes, there was an Ole Miss fan in that section. Asked me for a picture. I assume it was that guy.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, probably was.

[Danny]

Yeah. So anyway, how.

[Brandon Walker]

What? The wiener dog. Can I hear more about it?

[Danny]

It was. It was gigantic clusterfuck of. There were 88 Wiener dog races.

[Brandon Walker]

You step on any?

[Danny]

I didn't step on any. I did ask one guy if he was going to put him down because he lost. The guy was offended.

[Brandon Walker]

You could see that.

[Danny]

I just thought, well, listen, I asked him, is this the first time racing? He said, no, we raced last year. I said, did you win? He said, no, we lost. And I said, did you win this year? No, we lost. I said, well, what if he loses this year? You gonna put him down?

[Brandon Walker]

Right?

[Danny]

Like, why do you keep bringing a loser dog here? So he didn't like that. I don't know. It was just awesome being able to be right there in the Cotton District with all the restaurants and stuff and 30, 40, 90,000 people. All. All there to. It was 30, 49, 000 people happening then I. It was. It was big. It was big. It's a big festival.

[Kate]

I also didn't realize there was more of a downtown than I thought. I just pictured.

[Danny]

It's a beautiful place.

[TJ]

Shops and stuff.

[Danny]

Yeah, it's a beautiful place. Look at that. That. That's. That's two brothers.

[Brandon Walker]

Looks awesome.

[Danny]

That's two brothers. The green building, I wasn't expecting. That's the Cotton District.

[Kate]

Two and three story buildings.

[TJ]

Looks fake, dude.

[Danny]

No, it's. It. That's. That's. That's a couple of bars right there. There's two bars.

[Brandon Walker]

Suntree.

[Danny]

Yeah, I did. Well, I figured out the electrolytes, man.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah, I figured out the electrolytes.

[Brandon Walker]

Look at this.

[Danny]

And there they go.

[Kate]

Commentary. What was your.

[Danny]

I did some commentary, but mostly I was. I was. I was just. The.

[Brandon Walker]

The grandma dogs are there in Mississippi.

[Danny]

They were. They were there from all over the country.

[Kyle]

Were all the races like the same sort of idea? Were there like some different divisions?

[Danny]

No. Every race was a wiener dog. There would be five dogs in the box. They release them. Two would race, two would race. Normally three would come out of the Box and just sniff each other's butts or look around and be funny if

[Brandon Walker]

they had different weight classes.

[Danny]

Well, there was one race.

[Kyle]

There was a line wiener dogs around.

[Danny]

There was one race that had a clean ass, just Jack Russell terrier. And I was like, there and I was, I was on commentary and that, and I was like, he can't be allowed to win that. That's both. This can't stand. And he did disqualify him for being a non weenie dog.

[Brandon Walker]

That's very funny.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Big controversy he produces.

[Kyle]

Like, try to pass.

[Danny]

I guess they got him in the race somehow and he's just, you know, he's a foot taller than everybody else and he's running. You know, Jack Russell terriers are balls of energy. He just outran everybody. It's like, that's bullshit.

[Kyle]

It's got a birth certificate that says I'm a wiener dog.

[Danny]

One of the fun things about wiener dogs is their, their legs are tiny.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, Right.

[Danny]

And it just takes them all that effort.

[Brandon Walker]

It was funny watching them run.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kate]

What is the winner get?

[Danny]

Nothing, I don't think. A trophy. I was supposed to get a trophy, but they never gave it to me. I was supposed to get a trophy and bring it home, but they never fucking. Hopefully they'll mail it to me or something. Big ass wiener dog.

[Kate]

Does it get rowdy or people like, I'm getting.

[Danny]

No, no, it's not like. Although that, that is the bar scene. That right there is the bar scene for that night. It turns. Turns into where everybody goes to drink, but no, there was beer, but nothing. Nothing more.

[Kate]

Nothing crazy.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Look like a great ass.

[Danny]

Temperature, say 87, 88.

[Brandon Walker]

Ooh, a little hot.

[Danny]

It was a little warm.

[Brandon Walker]

A little hot.

[Reed]

A little warm.

[Danny]

I. I found shade a lot. Spent the first couple of races in that, you know, loft apartment right there, looking over everything, and then went and found the VIP tent and just chilled.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you see your mom?

[Danny]

No. I took my son to her house one night and then she. Then I went and got him. So I saw her for about three minutes.

[Brandon Walker]

Still a little icy.

[Danny]

Still a little icy. But my, My kid went with us and he got to go hang out with his grandmother, so.

[Brandon Walker]

That's awesome.

[Danny]

Yeah. And Mystery state took care of him, but got him a jersey, got him a backpack, got him a bunch of stuff. So it was cool.

[Kyle]

That's how it's different.

[Danny]

And m. Never once.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. He doesn't have a child.

[Kyle]

She doesn't have kid.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you didn't.

[Kyle]

You were doing it for your kid.

[Danny]

I was doing it. It was all for my kid.

[Brandon Walker]

There you go.

[Danny]

All for my kid.

[Brandon Walker]

Now, if anyone says anything, dude, for the kids.

[Danny]

Sorry, you hate kids. For the kids and dogs and old people.

[Brandon Walker]

I also saw that you came out as a LeBron fan this weekend.

[Danny]

I didn't come out as a LeBron fan, but I solidified it. I was like. I was like, at what point do you just throw up your hands and say, God damn, this has never happened before? Yeah. Although people online did take it as me coming out.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, they did. I saw that.

[Danny]

They were like, see, even haters like this like him now. I was like, I've always loved.

[Brandon Walker]

You go viral for the funniest shit.

[Danny]

Yeah, I go viral for weird shit

[Brandon Walker]

all the time, so. Great. It's also great because I always. I always know that you've reached a new audience when people are tweeting it but not adding you. And they're taking screenshots.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Like as if you're gonna delete that tweet. Yeah, I got him.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Look at me.

[Danny]

It's always. It's always a random woman that has no idea who I am or what and then just will ascribe an entire worldview to me based on what I. Whatever I just tweeted.

[Brandon Walker]

It's perfect.

[Danny]

Yeah. I don't hate it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Numbies.

[Danny]

Numbies.

[Brandon Walker]

That wasn't an alley oop, though, that he.

[Danny]

What? No, I didn't say it was.

[Brandon Walker]

No, I know there were people who were.

[Danny]

Well, it's a. Still a lob.

[Brandon Walker]

It was a lob. If I said, hey, time out. Come see this alley. Oops.

[Danny]

Actually, that wasn't it.

[Kyle]

That was an alley.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, but you're. But listen, let's just have to be

[Danny]

dumped to be an alley.

[Brandon Walker]

Listen, if you. If I said, hey, come watch this alley oop. You're expecting a dunk.

[Danny]

Right. But a reverse layup off an alley oop is also cool.

[Brandon Walker]

Right. But you wouldn't. You would say, come check out this alley oop.

[Kate]

I would.

[Brandon Walker]

That's got to.

[Danny]

I would think dunk. But when I see the layup, I'd be like, okay, it's a reverse layup instead of a dunk. That's an alley oop.

[Brandon Walker]

It's the only thing I got against LeBron anymore is that it wasn't an alley. This is how desperate. So desperate.

[Danny]

I'm like, actually, that's the last gun in the bullet.

[Brandon Walker]

Kind of wish it was a dunk. Immediately dunks the ball. Thank you.

[Kyle]

And what I want when I want a definition of a basketball. What better source than Miriam Webs?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah, that was. That was an intrusive thought. That was very pathetic of me when I was like, that wasn't an alley oop. Got him.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You got to be a real loser to be like. Actually not technically an alley oop.

[Eddie]

The way you worded it, though, it did appear that you were coming out like, you.

[Kyle]

What'd you say?

[Danny]

What are you talking about There?

[Eddie]

Weren't you, like, I'm. I'm tired. Yeah, he's, like, sick of people, like, saying it.

[Brandon Walker]

Wasn't it. It was like, oh, it was a formal announcement kind of. Oh. Oh.

[Danny]

When I. No, I think I said, I'm tired of pretending.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm tired of pretending LeBron James isn't the best basketball player in the history of sport. I think I'll be living my truth.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's a.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a coming out.

[Kyle]

That's.

[Brandon Walker]

That's some crazy numbers, too.

[Danny]

Yeah, I guess you're right. I guess you're right. I was also. I'd been in the sun, Eddie.

[Brandon Walker]

I was tired.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that does read like you.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Forever.

[Danny]

Like, I had a light bulb moment.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Yeah, you're like, fine. You know what I think?

[Danny]

I guess he's Good, guys.

[Brandon Walker]

After 20 years of watching this. Yeah, I'll say it. Yeah. Good at basketball. LeBron James.

[Danny]

Yeah. Fair point, Eddie. Fair point. Are you ready for that? No. Or for me and you and the feud today.

[Eddie]

Can we.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. You talk about the fact that we're doing this.

[Danny]

Yeah, we're recording it today.

[Brandon Walker]

I got triggered this morning.

[Eddie]

Why?

[Danny]

No, no, no, no, no. You were right to get triggered.

[Brandon Walker]

I. Thank you. So I'm not. I'm not competing in the Family Feud. My. My daughter's birthday is the day that the Family Feud has to air in out of somewhere else. Undisclosed. Well, I think everyone knows they tape in Atlanta. And I was standing in the. In the kitchen, and Whitney and Rico were like, game planning. And Whitney was like, you know how they're all positive? And they say, like, great guests, great guests. And I was like, oh, dude. They say, good answer, good answer. And then Rico was like, yeah, if we go. If we win this, like, they're gonna have to have a dump button for Jerry. And I'm like, oh, they pre tape all the episodes. And so I just like, I. I. It was a bad moment for me, but I also was like, how can you guys, like, I. Why? This is. This is one of my favorite shows. And Steve Harvey's the best. And you guys are saying great guests.

[TJ]

They don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

This is a great guest. Steve Harvey's gonna. Yeah.

[Danny]

Throw him out.

[TJ]

That's what we might. Maybe we want that.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

True, true.

[Brandon Walker]

It's gonna be fun, though.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Whoever wins.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Here are the teams.

[Danny]

I don't know about our team, Eddie.

[Brandon Walker]

I think. I think these teams are pretty even.

[Danny]

We're gonna be a very funny. Four people standing next to each other.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And Brianna's out. Who's in for Brianna?

[Danny]

Stu. Stu's already here.

[Brandon Walker]

Stu is here.

[Steven]

Stuff saw me Friday and told me he's great at four things in life, and Family Feud is one of them.

[Brandon Walker]

Wow. What were the other three?

[Danny]

He told me this morning he barely watches the show.

[Tate]

Licking Family Feud.

[Danny]

Gambling.

[Tate]

Gambling.

[Brandon Walker]

Eating.

[Tate]

Eating. Is everyone going to be forced to be nice to each other?

[Danny]

I hope not.

[Tate]

Like I. Well, that's how they do it.

[Danny]

Every.

[Tate]

Every family member.

[Kyle]

Good answer.

[Tate]

Even though it's dumb.

[Brandon Walker]

That's how the conversation came up. Yeah. Who Whitney said?

[Eddie]

Great guess.

[Kyle]

Brandon, do you have any you to say penis if you make it to Atlanta and Steve Harvey's like, gotta.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Name something a woman puts in her mouth.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

At night, would you.

[Brandon Walker]

Top five answers.

[Kyle]

Are you gonna be like, well, Steve. Penis. Steve.

[Danny]

I'm gonna say penis.

[Brandon Walker]

Dante can't figure out how to get in.

[Eddie]

It will be hard not to say making Whoopi, though, though. Yeah, I will want to squeeze one of those.

[Danny]

Penis.

[Brandon Walker]

Something a woman likes to ride. You got horse and then penis. Penis. Steve.

[TJ]

Steve.

[Brandon Walker]

Penis.

[Danny]

Penis.

[Brandon Walker]

Just watching him. Oh, he's so good at that.

[Danny]

I just want to. I just visualize Steve staring at Mincy and Mincy staring back at Steve and it just gives me the tickles.

[Brandon Walker]

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[Tate]

MVP.

[Dante]

What's up, guys?

[Brandon Walker]

How you feeling, dude? You're a star.

[Dante]

A little bit better. Get a little better each day.

[Brandon Walker]

You're.

[Danny]

You're a star.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you feel it? Do you feel the love?

[Dante]

Not gonna lie. Walking into the office today was very different.

[Brandon Walker]

Really? Yeah.

[Danny]

In what way?

[Dante]

I don't know. It was like that scene in those teen comedy movies where, like, the geeky kid gets cool and he comes to

[Danny]

school, and everyone's like, oh, you're a Rachel Lee Cook.

[Dante]

Yes, kind of.

[Kyle]

You thought you were the geeky kid around here.

[Dante]

No, but, like, all of a sudden, everybody's.

[Kate]

It's like you took your glasses.

[Kyle]

Getting attention in a way that you.

[Tate]

Yeah. You got Princess Diaries.

[Dante]

Stu came up and was like. That was weird, him telling me I'm like, the king of Vegas. And he was so impressed. Like, hearing that from him, I was like, whoa.

[TJ]

Wow.

[Dante]

That was weird.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you actually gonna go back with us?

[Dante]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You're such a psycho this weekend. Love it. Yes. It's Friday. Hell, yeah.

[Dante]

I'm just. I was just confused. I thought we were. That we were going for content.

[Brandon Walker]

No, I'm paid for all of it.

[Dante]

Okay. So why. Why do you want me to go if.

[Brandon Walker]

Because you're the man, Mr. Vegas. Yeah.

[Dante]

If it's not for content? I was like, well, we have a.

[Brandon Walker]

We have a live show in LA right after, so. I mean, it will be content in the fact that we'll talk about it on the podcast, but we're not, like, doing. We're not gonna do, like, clips of us up. Yeah.

[Reed]

All right.

[Dante]

That's. That's cool. We're gonna have fun.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

What's your secret?

[Brandon Walker]

What is your secret?

[TJ]

Like, you're in your late 30s and did seven days straight, no sleep, constant drinking, seemingly unaffected, because people.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, there's people who like, oh, he's a drug guy. No, he's not.

[Dante]

No, I'm not.

[Brandon Walker]

Right. Because I. I actually said it privately.

[Danny]

I was like, if.

[Brandon Walker]

If Dante was a coke guy, he'd be the biggest scumbag ever. Because that. We've hung out a lot and you've never offered it to me, and I'd be pissed.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Like, legitimately. I've known you for, like, 15 years. If you had never offered me, if you were just, like, often just doing your own coke, I'd be so mad at you. So I don't think he. I don't think he's like that.

[Dante]

No, I would definitely.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, Right. So what is your secret?

[Dante]

I don't know. I did like, mushrooms a few nights. My mushrooms are the best thing.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, they are.

[Dante]

But that's, like, all I can do. If I could do coke, I could take over the world. I legitimately think so. Hearing World famous, hearing the runs people have gone on on coke, I'm like, man, if I could go three days without getting tired, that would be.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you get tired, though? You never seemed tired towards the end.

[Dante]

I'm not gonna lie. It was. It was tough. And then la. I got back Saturday night and just crashed. And yesterday was, like, the best day of sleep of all time, so I feel a lot better now.

[Brandon Walker]

How many hours a night did you sleep?

[Dante]

Not much. Maybe two or three.

[Brandon Walker]

Jesus Christ.

[Dante]

If one night we stayed up the whole time, Ella, Katic and I, just. Because it got so late and we were like, it. We'll just wait till the show with Roan starts. But, yeah, it was good. They just kept us so busy. The schedule was so packed that it wasn't like we had any downtime to really, like, lounge around and nap. We just kept going and going and going, and it was fun. I mean, it was Vegas. There was always something going on. There's always somebody up. Like, people would sleep in shifts, and then there'd be, like, a new wave. So it was cool.

[Brandon Walker]

What a beast.

[Eddie]

What's the most upset you got with Danny? The underwear.

[Brandon Walker]

You were always kind of undressed.

[Dante]

I mean, the weather was. The weather was. You know.

[Brandon Walker]

I saw more Dante's torso.

[Dante]

Yeah, man, it was beautiful out.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, but even, like, when you were inside.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You were just like, dante's in the. They're in the middle of, like, some big thing, and there's Dante in his underwear.

[Tate]

Whitey tighties in the hot tub.

[Dante]

Yeah, I was just comfortable. The most mad I got at Danny, I think, was after he left. He posted something, and there's a screenshot between him and Tate calling me stupid.

[Tate]

I didn't call you dumb. For the record, he did.

[Danny]

I was just like,

[Dante]

he's just like. He's so dumb. He doesn't even get it.

[Brandon Walker]

I was just like, is that true?

[Dante]

No, but that's how people, like, legitimately think about me. And it's like, I don't know how much more I have to do to prove to people that I'm not as stupid as you think I am.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think you're stupid.

[Dante]

Oh, I know you don't.

[Brandon Walker]

I think you're actually used a lot,

[Dante]

but there's a lot of people that do. Like, I just like Hat, like, randomly fell ass backwards into, like, being semi successful. I don't know. It. That kind of pisses me off. And the fact that.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that's not true.

[Dante]

You and Tate would never have the balls to say that to my face.

[Brandon Walker]

Wow. Wow.

[Dante]

That I'm so dumb. I don't understand it.

[Tate]

Well, first of all, if you read the screenshot Tate said. Tate said you were too dumb to understand the joke. I thought it was kind of a weird joke and even harder when I wasn't there. Basically, Tate Photoshop Dante over me last year at Beach House because I happened to be in the background of a picture with Diana Rossini, and Dante wasn't getting that it was actually me because he was also there.

[Dante]

Yeah, I saw her.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Dante]

Yeah. So I.

[Brandon Walker]

So it could have been done, right?

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Tate]

It was almost too close to the truth.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Dante]

He showed me the picture and I was like, oh, yeah. I. I thought.

[Tate]

But I think people say, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That doesn't look photoshopped to me.

[Dante]

No, not at all.

[Tate]

I think people just call you dumb because of the cameras thing. You're always like, what? I'm being recorded. I don't think they're really questioning or.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that's different than dumb. That's confusion.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Confusion is a better word.

[Kyle]

Confused about everything except Tortilla Con.

[TJ]

Hyper aware.

[Kyle]

You know everything about Tortilla Con.

[Dante]

I'm not gonna lie. That I think would have been really good.

[Brandon Walker]

I know. I know.

[Dante]

Really, really good content.

[Brandon Walker]

It's not. It's not. I'm gonna say Tortilla Con, hopefully in the future.

[Dante]

It's not like we didn't have fun doing the racing. The F1 thing was awesome. Nikki Smokes pulled off an incredible win. He gets to go back to Vegas in November for Grand Prix. They're, like, treating him like a celebrity. It's going to be awesome. Happy that he won, but, yeah, Tortilla Con with the boys would have been a movie. It would have been awesome, I think.

[Tate]

What is it, like a convention at a. A warehouse?

[Dante]

No, it's the Las Vegas Convention Center. It's awesome. It's like McCoy. It's not as big as McCormick, but it's right.

[Tate]

I think, like, Nikki Smokes is under the impression that it was, like, a big drinking fest, though there was.

[Dante]

I'm sure they would have tequilas there, but it's mostly. It's like vendors set up and they're trying to meet new buyers. And what's a network? It's a networking and connection thing.

[Brandon Walker]

What could have been. We Got to be on the lookout for next year's Tortilla Con. Yeah.

[Kyle]

What?

[Dante]

I'm interested. What was it like watching from afar?

[Brandon Walker]

We were saying before you got here, like, there was, like, watching you is hilarious. Watching the people we know. But then, like, when Una and Goldfinger are fighting, it's like, I don't. I don't know either of them very well at all. You know what I mean? So it's like almost watching a show that isn't barstool to me.

[Dante]

Same.

[Brandon Walker]

And they're just. I still don't really know the resolution to all that.

[Dante]

It's kind of like why we bounced. And we're like, we're not standing around watching this. We went and did our own thing.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Dante]

Which is cool. I know it was not what we were supposed to do because.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, I don't. I think exactly what you're supposed to do. You were. You're not there for drama. You're there for Dante.

[Dante]

Yeah. No, but I was just. I. I kept thinking, like, man, it's the middle of the day, in the middle of the week. People are, like, working. What is. They must be watching this, just being like, what world are these people living in?

[Brandon Walker]

Well, it was also. Dave pointed out the time zone thing was tough. Like, I would go to sleep and I'd wake up and be like, what happened? Just kind of lose sense of what. What was going on?

[TJ]

I mean, were you keeping up with the feedback?

[Dante]

It was. It was too fast, too. Like, Katic and I at the. After Roan's show would recap, which was, like, 10:30, we would go back to the room. This is, like, the only downtime we had. They would give us, like, a small window between the show and then when we had to leave to do whatever the day activity was. Some people would try to nap. Katic and I would be like, we're napping. We're napping. And we'd, like, go back to the room, and he'd pull up Twitter and we would just go through and watch clips and just laugh our asses off. So that became, like, a daily thing. So, yeah, we would try to, like, follow 24 hours or 12 hours behind. It was. I was absolutely fucking hilarious. If I was watching from afar, I would have. I would have been entertained.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it was very entertaining.

[Dante]

It was funny.

[TJ]

A lot of Nigerian robots in the replies.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, dude, what's going on with that? There's a lot of bots right now. I'm starting to.

[Dante]

Oh, in the. In the replies.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Yeah. I'm Starting to try to block them.

[TJ]

Trying to. I was trying to see, like, real humans make fun of you guys.

[Dante]

So Sean. Sean and the social guys kept saying that, and I was asking them to elaborate, and they were just like, oh, you can just. And I was like, how do you tell? And they were like, oh, you can just.

[Brandon Walker]

You could tell.

[Dante]

I couldn't really tell. I. How do you tell?

[Tate]

They almost like, paraphrase the caption. They'll be like, Dante, the Dawn Times paraphrase.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Dante]

Why are they doing it, though?

[Tate]

So they can get engagement on their accounts.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, they can get paid.

[Dante]

Who's engaging with that, though?

[Tate]

Other people in the replies. Like, real people. Like, if you have a really popular tweet, you're probably going to get a lot of engagement if you reply under it and you're the first.

[Dante]

Who's behind this? Who's behind the boss?

[Tate]

Deeper than us. It's not us.

[Dante]

I know, but who's behind it. It and why?

[Eddie]

Career.

[Reed]

I don't know.

[Tate]

Yeah, maybe career.

[Brandon Walker]

So could be. Could very well be Greer. Probably something to think about.

[Dante]

It is.

[Brandon Walker]

All right. Well, Dante's great seeing you. Can't wait for this weekend.

[Dante]

Me neither. I need to get the rundown and game plan because I still have no clue.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, we're. You. You want to add John Summit on Friday night, which we got to figure out because there's no way I'm making it to that.

[Kate]

Don't.

[Brandon Walker]

No, don't. Don't what?

[Tate]

Take him under your wing.

[Danny]

Don Dante.

[Brandon Walker]

He's gonna get mad at me because there's gonna be. So Max's Patrick party. We have it set up. I bought a hotel. I bought a penthouse suite for Max. I think it's max, Donnie, Jack McCarthy and Hank in there. Everyone else has their own hotel rooms, including you. Nice. Because I'm not. I. I'm 41. There's going to be a point every night where it's like, I'm going to bed and I don't want to be shamed for it. So please don't shame me.

[Dante]

All right. But

[Kyle]

really wants to shame.

[Dante]

I told Summit we were. You were coming.

[Brandon Walker]

I'll bring you.

[Dante]

And he was.

[Brandon Walker]

He was like, okay, all right.

[Kyle]

What time?

[Brandon Walker]

I'll come for a little on.

[Dante]

I think he goes on at 1 or 1:30.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, one. What if I just go to the first, like 20 minutes? Yeah, it.

[Dante]

You just go early just so he can. He can shout you out and that'll be.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

No, I like John Summit a lot. He's a man yeah. But, yeah, I'm just not. I'm not. I know what I'm built for. I'm built for a fun time, but I'm not built for a long time.

[Dante]

I got you, you know? Dude, I remember. I remember the Super Bowl, Arizona.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

When it was like four of us. Yeah. We had a good time.

[Dante]

I was 30, shirtless in the club.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Might have to invite Josh Allen.

[Brandon Walker]

They told we don't do that.

[Tate]

We don't do that.

[Danny]

They told.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, they told me and Dave, we had to put our shirts back on because. And everyone in the club had their shirts off, but they all had six packs. When you say, like, you have to put your shirts back on, we're like, why? They're like, it's disgusting.

[Tate]

When you say 1:30 was kind of early compared to the other guys. Last week, Lil Wayne went on at 4am Good God.

[Dante]

That was.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Why does it.

[Dante]

That was something. Did you. Did people talk about that?

[Tate]

I don't think so. Late in the night.

[Dante]

Danny's post last night had me cracking up.

[Tate]

The crew we went to Lil Wayne with was Meek, Phil, Mikey Betts, me and Dante and Deutsch always how I imagined.

[Brandon Walker]

That's perfect. We had squad.

[Dante]

They gave us, like, one of the best tables in the club. We popped zero bottles. These guys were, like, hanging on by a thread.

[Kyle]

Oh.

[Dante]

Just kept going. When is he coming out? When is he coming out? But when he came on, it was unbelievable.

[Tate]

He had better nights in my life.

[Dante]

He had a band. He was so good. He played like 45 minute and it was just.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Like snippets of his greatest hits.

[Dante]

It was awesome.

[Eddie]

It was.

[Dante]

It was great. I'm glad Danny came. And then the next morning, everybody in the house woke up and was like, what? They saw a little wing. Like, yeah. You shouldn't have gone home at midnight,

[Brandon Walker]

2:00am all right, Dante.

[Dante]

All right. Thanks, guys.

[Brandon Walker]

You're the best MVP for a reason.

[TJ]

Are there any, like, hungry? Never mind.

[Kyle]

What'd you say? I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

Clock hungry?

[Reed]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Coeds this weekend clamoring for your.

[Dante]

I. I hope. Do.

[TJ]

Do you see it?

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, you mean this coming weekend? This coming weekend. There's not going to be any chance residual fuel.

[Tate]

Like, you were going through your DMS and there were a couple.

[Dante]

Oh, yeah, it's picking up finally.

[Brandon Walker]

There you go. You're. You're zaddy. There's definitely a Zun. Yeah, there's a lot.

[Dante]

Spread the word. Kb. Oh, by the way, thanks for the Venmo.

[TJ]

You're welcome.

[Dante]

That was a class move.

[Brandon Walker]

Why'd you Venmo.

[TJ]

He paid what, 30 bottles? 3,500 for bottles.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah, that was tough.

[Dante]

It was in the heat of the moment, though, I was surprised. I'm like, he's on top of this.

[Danny]

How much did you Venmo him?

[Dante]

50 bucks.

[Brandon Walker]

That was a brutal moment for you guys. The girls said to you, I want. I want to go out tonight. This is the Tommy Smokes. I want to go out tonight, but I have to. I have to be able to party here to feel like I'm gonna go out tonight with you guys. So can you please buy a 3,500bottle? Oh, and they got him a 3,500dollar bottle. And then they just bounced.

[Dante]

Oh, they came back. They came back. They had other tables to check on.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I really want to go out tonight. But I got it. I got a party now if I'm

[Danny]

gonna be in the mood.

[Dante]

I just wanted the bottle presentation

[Danny]

and

[Dante]

for them to kick it for like five minutes because then we could make it look like, yeah, they hung out, but it backfired.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, all right.

[Dante]

All right, guys.

[Danny]

Dante, but I heard Dave let you expense it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he did.

[Dante]

Yeah, he did.

[Danny]

He's been 50 bucks back.

[Dante]

He's been very complimentary the last few days, which is not normal at all. So I'm waiting for the other shoe

[Eddie]

to drop, but come a long way since Gron Gate.

[Dante]

Yeah, we really have.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dante]

Keep it on the up and up.

[Danny]

All right. All right.

[Dante]

Thanks, guys.

[TJ]

See you.

[Kyle]

See you, Dante.

[Brandon Walker]

It's fair.

[Danny]

No, right?

[Brandon Walker]

It's fair Point.

[Danny]

Once again, he just kind of skirted that one. He should be keeping the 50 bucks.

[Brandon Walker]

He made 50 bucks on that bottle, Kyle.

[TJ]

Yeah, just get me a reservation everywhere.

[Danny]

Just. All right, see you, man. Just talking about him and he's.

[Brandon Walker]

I got so many texts about Dante. People outside of Barstow World like, being like, who is this guy?

[Reed]

He's.

[Brandon Walker]

He's Dante. He's the dawn.

[Danny]

Just dip into real anger at you for a second.

[Tate]

You never know.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Tate]

It'll be fine.

[Danny]

It's like you and Tate. The subject came up and he's like, you. And they got right back.

[Tate]

Definitely way more things to be matter at me about than that. But follow Dante documentary for 24. 7 coverage.

[Brandon Walker]

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[Danny]

Where this.

[Kyle]

This week?

[Brandon Walker]

Here? Yeah.

[TJ]

Yeah, here?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate]

It was 50 yesterday.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, but it was so sunny.

[Kyle]

Oh, it was awful.

[Danny]

It was so good.

[TJ]

It wasn't great.

[Danny]

No, it was 75 degrees.

[Brandon Walker]

No, there's a reason why we're not doing.

[Kyle]

It was awful.

[Kate]

Wait, I thought yesterday was.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, Kate, I'm with you.

[Danny]

I got home yesterday 54.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, so good.

[Kate]

Nobody else did the Winnie the Pooh loop at Lyman Woods. It was perfect for that.

[Danny]

Shut the up.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, good. Went to the zoo with my kids.

[Danny]

But again, imagine Saturday trip.

[Kyle]

Saturday was legitimately freezing.

[Brandon Walker]

But then I'd have to.

[Kyle]

Saturday was like snow coat out.

[Danny]

But T shirt shorts is perfect.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, but I, I'm not T shirt body ready.

[Danny]

Who gives a. You're 41 with two kids. Three kids.

[Reed]

Kids.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, three of them. Yeah. It's been postponed. 20, 27 is going to be our.

[Danny]

All right, let's. Let's just recap one more time. 41 rich, three kids. Who gives a. Where are you a teacher?

[Brandon Walker]

It's the feel of it. I just feel fat.

[Danny]

I got two titties for days and I'll go out in a T shirt.

[Brandon Walker]

I know. It just happens to me all the time this year, this, this time of year where it's just like the, the first 80 degree day is gonna just hit me like a ton of bricks.

[Danny]

It's the best feeling in the world.

[Brandon Walker]

Ah, well, I didn't get myself ready yet. Again. Wasn't ready for. For prime time, man. Cancel summer.

[Danny]

No, I'm opting in the summer.

[Brandon Walker]

All right, so what do we have to do? Or you guys got reverse wet.

[Danny]

We don't have to do anything.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. So Brandon, myself and Danny, we weren't here. We weren't here and you guys just didn't do it.

[Danny]

Yeah, you guys had the option to do.

[Brandon Walker]

You had a perfect time to do it.

[Kyle]

We do. We spun the wheel at the end of the show.

[Kate]

Yeah, but wait, I wasn't here when you guys got wet.

[Danny]

But they only had like, two guys at that point.

[Kate]

I still got.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, weren't you that show.

[Kate]

No, I was not here. The show

[Tate]

that's on Kate.

[Danny]

Yeah, I was on that show. Therefore I got wet.

[Brandon Walker]

I think I had an idea.

[Danny]

You guys spun reverse wet. We didn't.

[Kyle]

That was the precedent was when. When I was thinking of Kate. That would be unfair to Kate tonight.

[Brandon Walker]

I have an idea. I think that at the end of the show today, I'm.

[Danny]

Fucking bitch.

[Brandon Walker]

We have to spin the wheel for today's show, and then we'll spin the reverse wet wheel. We'll spin it one time. One person stays dry. Everyone else has to go and get in the shower together.

[Kate]

Or.

[Brandon Walker]

Or.

[Danny]

And then I'm just gonna say this out loud.

[Brandon Walker]

He's gonna. Kyle, you know what he's about to do or he's gonna fight against.

[Danny]

We stop being beholden to a wheel. That was one time five years ago. It was funny one time. It was funny one. It was funny one time six years ago. We got room with some of the most creative people in the company and we're beholden to a crutch. That was funny in 2021. Fuck that wheel. And fuck you guys.

[Brandon Walker]

Friday, though. Friday was perfect.

[Kyle]

I'll speak for everyone that was here. We didn't want to.

[TJ]

We really didn't want.

[Danny]

Well, we don't want to.

[Kyle]

And I was like, you know what I really want to do? I want to go home and just chill.

[Danny]

Was Nick here? I have a statement.

[Kyle]

Yeah, Nick was. Well, that's the other thing.

[Brandon Walker]

All right, so then we gotta do it.

[Danny]

I'm not doing it.

[Kyle]

We gotta wait for tomorrow.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you are.

[Danny]

I'm not fucking.

[TJ]

If I thought ev. Even one person wanted that, Even one bumpkin from the Great Plains really wanted it. I think I would have done it. I don't think anyone wants it.

[Brandon Walker]

All right?

[TJ]

It's past being funny. It's past being ironic.

[Danny]

It's not funny.

[TJ]

It's a hassle.

[Danny]

It's an unfunny crutch. That's stupid.

[Kyle]

But I.

[Danny]

We shouldn't do it anymore.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, we're gonna. We're already delaying it till tomorrow because Nick's not here.

[Kyle]

Nick has to be.

[Brandon Walker]

That's on the show. Nick was on the show. He's not getting out of this.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

So.

[Brandon Walker]

And also, he texted. He's like, I can't. I'm not going to be on the show today. I'm moving at 1:30. Okay. Well, the show's an hour and a half long. Like, you could have been here.

[Danny]

What if we came up with something?

[Brandon Walker]

You. You are the one who can do that.

[Danny]

I. I said reversal last week when we hit reversal. I said take it off. And y' all didn't take it off. Supposed to be off. It's not funny.

[Brandon Walker]

It is, though.

[Danny]

It's not. We all got wet last week. It was funny for like 5 seconds.

[Brandon Walker]

Funny. I laughed. I thought it was funny.

[Danny]

Show.

[Brandon Walker]

That was a really funny show.

[TJ]

I planted lotion in my pants to make it seem as if I had a ball. And that didn't even work today last time.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, oh.

[Kate]

Like you put a lotion bottle in your pocket.

[Danny]

You gotta do like a cucumber or something.

[Eddie]

Banana.

[TJ]

It was pretty big.

[Brandon Walker]

We didn't even notice.

[Danny]

Yeah, it couldn't have been that big.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm sorry.

[TJ]

Subtle approach maybe too, but I noticed

[Kyle]

that we get a little bottle.

[Danny]

Yeah. Was it like a tube, though, or was it like it was shaped.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Cylindrical or tapered a little bit.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

All right, so tomorrow we'll do it.

[Kyle]

Yeah, we'll do it. We will do it tomorrow.

[Brandon Walker]

Tomorrow we'll do it.

[Kate]

Yeah, it'll be funny tomorrow.

[Danny]

It's never fun. Why don't we. Why don't we all look in the mirror and say we're capable of so much more than the stupid ass wheel.

[Brandon Walker]

You can come up with something.

[Danny]

Then you. Why don't y'. All. Why don't we all come up with something and get out from under this albatross.

[Brandon Walker]

I think it's, you know who, you

[Kyle]

know who would come up with.

[Danny]

You don't.

[Brandon Walker]

It's fun.

[Danny]

None of you think it's funny.

[Brandon Walker]

Hilarious. Cuz imagine us right now, but wet.

[Danny]

You're all. None of you think it's funny. And I'm the only one with the guts to sit out here and say what we all say.

[Brandon Walker]

I think it's very funny.

[Kyle]

What. What can we do? I agree.

[TJ]

Maybe if we had to, like, ring out our wet clothes into our respective vats and then.

[Brandon Walker]

Ooh, I like that. That's good. So even wetter.

[TJ]

We each of.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Like a double dare challenge. You got to go up and then get wet. Come down, ring them out, go back up, get wet.

[TJ]

The ring champion. The one who, yeah, rung out the most.

[Brandon Walker]

I like this idea a lot.

[TJ]

Safe. And then we keep doing it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, That's a really good idea that

[TJ]

we mix our wrung out water with lime green food diet.

[Danny]

They're stupid.

[TJ]

So it's green,

[Danny]

you know. You don't think it's funny?

[Brandon Walker]

He does.

[Danny]

I'm looking at you.

[Kyle]

I guess.

[TJ]

Maybe if they drank our water.

[Brandon Walker]

Why do you keep doing this from a vat?

[Eddie]

A vat?

[Kyle]

We have chug. A vat.

[Danny]

Guys, we don't even chug a vat

[Brandon Walker]

over rung out water.

[Danny]

We don't even have vats.

[TJ]

We have eight to ten vats.

[Brandon Walker]

When do we get a vat? Ten vats you show.

[Danny]

You tell me where a vat is,

[Brandon Walker]

we'll get some vats.

[Danny]

You don't have a vat.

[Brandon Walker]

We'll find one. What does a vat stand for?

[Danny]

I don't think it stands for anything.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's a. What does it stand for?

[TJ]

Why do you assume that?

[Brandon Walker]

What is it? What's the word? What's the word?

[TJ]

VAT words. Vat.

[Brandon Walker]

That's it.

[TJ]

Like bat cat, right?

[Brandon Walker]

That's it.

[Danny]

It's just vat. It's just vat. What does cat stand for?

[Kyle]

I always assume. So does it stand. What do you mean? Like it.

[TJ]

You ever seen it?

[Brandon Walker]

Short caps feel like it might be

[Danny]

longer, like,

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know, ventricular.

[Danny]

So you think that we're.

[Kate]

We're going to do retrigulation and top.

[Brandon Walker]

Huh?

[Danny]

No, it's just. It's a vat.

[Kyle]

That is vat. Value Added Tax.

[Brandon Walker]

Why are you. Why are you giving. Why are you giving? Miriam Webster. What are you doing? Tj? The. Is that. Is that an ad? Is that side deal you just did?

[Reed]

What's your preferred dictionary?

[Brandon Walker]

Just Google it.

[Kyle]

That TJ's got a side deal with Mary Webster. It's pretty obvious, tj.

[Brandon Walker]

Value Added Tax. Thank you.

[Danny]

That's a different thing.

[Brandon Walker]

That was Value Added Tax. Do VAT container. There it is. That is a large container.

[Danny]

Right again. It's just a vat, though.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I guess. I guess. Hey, listen, guys got that one wrong.

[Danny]

Do you think pot is short for something?

[Brandon Walker]

No. That's a pot.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Kate]

No. Zip and zip code. It stands for something.

[Eddie]

No.

[Kate]

Yep.

[Danny]

What does it stand for?

[Brandon Walker]

Zebras.

[Kate]

Forget. I learned it this weekend. It's like zone improvement plan or something like that.

[Kyle]

Zone in.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

It's got to be zebras. Come on.

[Kyle]

Zebras.

[Brandon Walker]

He is always zebras. Always xylophone.

[Kyle]

Z is always zebra. We know that.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I is probably in.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Where the zebras in.

[Danny]

Where?

[Kyle]

They're in.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Listening to a kid's podcast gets delivered.

[Danny]

Zone improvement.

[Kate]

Improvement plan.

[Danny]

Way to go. Okay.

[Kyle]

How about that?

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Danny]

Not goddamn time.

[Brandon Walker]

They have Zip codes in like Europe?

[Danny]

Do they improve their zones?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know. What if it's.

[Eddie]

What if you have to shower with Mikey Bets Mummy.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, and then you gotta drink it.

[Danny]

Yeah, shut the up.

[Brandon Walker]

Pal's right. I think we gotta drink something or, or what?

[Danny]

Or we don't end the show with a stupid ass gimmick that was funny once five years ago.

[Brandon Walker]

You see, I disagree on that one.

[Danny]

I might as well just start looking at Starkville, Zillow.

[Kyle]

Brandon, I think your message is right. I think the problem is the messenger is who is.

[Danny]

But when we all talk about this, I'm the only one that.

[Kyle]

No, but that's the problem is like need to.

[Brandon Walker]

Why don't complainer by nature.

[Danny]

Why don't one of you pick up the, the, the thing here and go to battle?

[Kate]

If Kyle said it, I'd be like,

[Brandon Walker]

oh, yeah, no, I, I.

[Kyle]

Whatever. Kyle agree with everything.

[Brandon Walker]

I mean, we're about to drink a vat. I agree of Kyle.

[Kyle]

Brandon, I agree with everything you're saying. It's just, it's, it's just you. It's. Unfortunately it's you saying it, so it's just kind of hard to.

[Brandon Walker]

Naughty by nature, but complainer by nature. You start doing some Weird Al songs. You complaining about. I. I'd watch that. That.

[Danny]

That's not the worst gimmick I've ever heard.

[Brandon Walker]

Steven. Are you. Did you hire an AI bot to start tweeting for you?

[Steven]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Why? Okay, I just. You some AI type tweets. That Cubs one yesterday was devoid of any feeling whatsoever.

[Steven]

They got stumped.

[Danny]

Oh, the one. It was a ten game winning streak.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, like good. Ten game winning streaks. Lost two out of three. Ten game winning streak was fun. Minor bump of the road today and last night against the world champs.

[Danny]

Yeah. Yeah. What's wrong with that? It is very AI.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Magic Johnson.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's fun.

[Steven]

Hall of Famer, all time great legend of the game.

[Danny]

Is that a new hat?

[Steven]

This is our hat.

[Danny]

Well, I know it's a yak out. I don't remember seeing it.

[Brandon Walker]

Hey, you know what? You know, I was thinking about the other day. Stephen. We haven't had an update on in a while. Max.

[Danny]

Oh, the kid.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. What's he doing? Is he. Is he in like single aid ball baseball season?

[Steven]

I don't know. I will have updates soon. I think I'm moving his block.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, oh, it's Max's block.

[Danny]

What do you mean? I think you're moving there.

[Steven]

Otherwise.

[Kyle]

Yeah, how did, how did you know him? Beforehand I thought he was already on down from him.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, again, this is a seven year old.

[Kyle]

Oh, you're.

[Brandon Walker]

You saying I lived a block down from a seven year old is a ridiculous.

[Danny]

And then moving to his block.

[Kyle]

You're moving.

[Kate]

You're.

[Kyle]

You're moving houses and you're moving one block because of the 70s?

[Steven]

No, no, we move to the next town over. We're going back to our old neighborhood.

[Kyle]

Oh, okay.

[Brandon Walker]

He was too far from Max.

[Kyle]

I thought you were moving one street over just to be closer to Max.

[Danny]

We need an update, Steven. Let me catch up.

[Tate]

You.

[Danny]

You lived in a place. You moved and now you're moving back.

[Steven]

Correct you by the house. But. But it's close to where the Bears could go if they move to Arlen.

[Danny]

This is your third move in. In Chicago.

[Steven]

This would be the third move after New Jersey.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Danny]

Jesus Christ, Steven. Yeah, moving sucks when you.

[Brandon Walker]

When you have the opportunity to grow up. When Stephen has an opportunity to grow up next to a major league baseball player, you gotta do it.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Steven]

Yeah. So I'll get you an update or we're not gonna move in for a while, so.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, I'm excited because it's huge. But you, knowing you, he will be like the best baseball player of all time. This is something we're gonna clown Stephen on. And then in 15 years, he's gonna be like, Max is up and he hits 70 home runs.

[Steven]

It'll be like the Paige Becker's tweet.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Danny]

Well, you actually. You've actually already done this. Remember you. Your NBA guy used to share tickets with his son is just like the best amateur golfer. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't remember his name.

[Steven]

Jim Colton is the dude his son. I forget what his son's name is.

[Kyle]

But yeah, the actual Che move is that Max goes on to become an umpire for the Savannah Bananas. And then Jay argues that Max did in fact.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

High level of baseball.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And then we spend an hour yelling about whether.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

That qualifies as Max reaching his potential.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Steven]

Do you guys see Russell Wilson on the Savannah Bananas?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he's looking.

[Danny]

We're dick.

[Steven]

He looks like me. Like, as a pro athlete. That's terrible.

[Brandon Walker]

What.

[Danny]

In what way?

[Brandon Walker]

Huh?

[Danny]

Just like, you little didn't look Asian.

[Steven]

It's just like not a. He doesn't look like a pro athlete.

[Danny]

Steven, I don't think you're doughy.

[Brandon Walker]

I think you're in better shape than Russell Wilson.

[Steven]

I. I don't. I expected.

[Danny]

I thought the swing was a little weak for. For a Former first round pick.

[Steven]

Hey, grounded out.

[Danny]

Yeah, but he didn't. He missed the first one.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he did.

[Steven]

Oh, I didn't see the miss.

[Danny]

And we won't.

[Brandon Walker]

Hey, let's see it.

[Danny]

And maybe he fouls it off.

[Kate]

Is Russell Wilson still.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he is.

[Kate]

Okay.

[TJ]

He's probably extraordinarily strong, but he probably athletic and in shape.

[Brandon Walker]

Actually he doesn't have a team, I don't think right now. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Is he a free agent?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Yeah, right. He might be done.

[Kate]

Because I was gonna say one of the best feelings in the world for a pro athlete has to probably be when you're not one anymore and you can let yourself go.

[Eddie]

So.

[Kate]

Absolutely.

[Danny]

What's Spider man doing there with. With a banana head?

[Brandon Walker]

Hey, wait a second. The fuck. I'm starting to think these guys are taking it as a joke.

[Danny]

But I think the best feeling is

[Kyle]

what happened to the game. I love.

[Danny]

I think a great feeling as a pro athlete is stopping playing your sport, but then playing regular people. Like the Jason Worth home run when he shows up to a adult league baseball and just hits a bomb.

[Brandon Walker]

Correct. Would be so off to feel like

[Danny]

Russell Wilson ought to be that good there because he was a first round pick in baseball. Let me ask that again. Was he a first round pick?

[Brandon Walker]

No, he was not.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

I do not believe so. He was drafted by the Yankees.

[Danny]

He was going to be a first round pick.

[Brandon Walker]

It was first round.

[Danny]

He was gonna. Oh, 40 first round and the fourth round.

[Kyle]

Fourth round pick, fourth round.

[Danny]

That's a difference.

[Kyle]

Still pretty good.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I love Steven's note on ooze here.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you see that? What?

[Eddie]

It was a mentalist front and center during assassination attempt at the White House correspondence dinner. Thankfully he is okay.

[Danny]

Say his name again.

[Eddie]

Ooze. Isn't that how he says it?

[Brandon Walker]

No,

[Danny]

But Ooze would require another O.

[Eddie]

No, I thought he's.

[Brandon Walker]

Ooh.

[Eddie]

I knew it wasn't Oz, so I thought I said it right.

[Brandon Walker]

I think it's O we were joking about on pmt. But is this not like thankfully. So is this not like a huge

[Danny]

blemish on his record that he didn't see it coming?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Oh, he's the one guy you'd want next to you. Well, PFT did point out that like the only thing that could save him is if we get like the Assassins Manifesto. And at the end of it it's like, you know, Seahawks 27, Broncos 14. Yeah, like, oh, he did have it. But yeah, I feel like that's a. Like you got to know that yeah, he knows everything else.

[Danny]

Yeah. Can we. You're.

[Kyle]

You're assuming he didn't know?

[Danny]

Can we see Stephen Steven's reaction to O. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Please please me. It.

[Danny]

It might be my favorite clip in history. And I know that's probably Tammy.

[Eddie]

I don't know if I've seen this.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my gosh.

[Danny]

We had Ozone in New York.

[Eddie]

I remember that.

[Brandon Walker]

And he just mentioned the Tampa B. That's always good.

[Steven]

I was.

[Brandon Walker]

I was helping the room. Wowed. But he was not mentioned. He was mentioning. Because he had just gone there or something.

[Steven]

Yes, correct.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he mentioned them as an casual conversation.

[TJ]

All right.

[Steven]

I don't know how the trick's gonna turn. He's the best. I watch every one of his videos.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you love him the best. The best.

[Danny]

Yes. He's up there for. For like his field. He's got to be.

[TJ]

He's gotta be, right?

[Danny]

I mean, this is not Bucky Cox me.

[Steven]

That's my favorite yak club.

[Danny]

Okay. Well, I guess we share our favorite.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Clips together, Steven. That's nice.

[Brandon Walker]

He Bucky Coxed you.

[Steven]

How is Mario doing?

[Danny]

He's doing good. Well, good memory there, Steven. Who's Mario but not Bucky Cox?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that's his real name.

[Danny]

My friend named Mario Mario McCann. Yeah. His birthday is coming up soon. Call him Good guy. Lives in suburbs of Atlanta now. Grew up behind the Jitney jungle was a grocery store.

[Brandon Walker]

Mario is a pretty cool name.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah. Cool guy. Cool guy.

[Brandon Walker]

I wouldn't mind getting a Mario.

[Danny]

You can't have mine. I got one already.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I'm gonna have to figure that out.

[TJ]

Is Mario talented or did people just, like, acknowledge his power?

[Danny]

He was mostly name.

[Brandon Walker]

What do you mean?

[Dante]

Mario?

[Brandon Walker]

We're talking Mario.

[TJ]

Kids are like, oh, super. I respect Mario Plumber.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[TJ]

I don't love him.

[Danny]

I think even if Super Mario didn't exist, Mario would still be a good name. Yeah, I think it's just a strong, strong name. Maybe. I'm off. I don't know.

[Eddie]

I can't believe they were cosplaying that. There was a finding to me in that first movie.

[Kyle]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

They're.

[Eddie]

They're playing characters.

[Brandon Walker]

What do you mean?

[Danny]

Super Mario Brothers? Yeah. No, they're. They're not.

[Eddie]

No, they are. Did you see the first Mario?

[Danny]

Which first Mario? The one that just came out a couple years ago or. Yeah, one way back in.

[Eddie]

The one that came out a couple years ago.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah. They're like, oh, we gotta take on these fake, like, over the top Italian characters and be plumbers.

[Danny]

No, I thought they went in. They were plumbers that went into this world.

[Reed]

They're plumbers, but they're like their marketing

[Brandon Walker]

gimmick as real world.

[Reed]

Plumbers were like, we're Italians.

[TJ]

Hey.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

There was the Mario Bros. Yeah.

[Danny]

On the second one, Chris Pratt doesn't even try to be Italian.

[Eddie]

No, doesn't.

[Danny]

No. Just talks.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, there's humans in the second one.

[Danny]

What do you mean? Chris Pratt voices Mario?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh. Oh, that is.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, okay.

[Danny]

Yeah, Cool.

[Brandon Walker]

I didn't think about that. Oh,

[Reed]

favorite part about this. Mark Titus is sitting in the background.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Brandon Walker]

Right. And little did you know, Mark, someday you'd be part of this show that makes us get wet.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God, is Twitter broken or

[Brandon Walker]

is that what the Ravens even did? And then I'll be on with Tom Brady and the Bucks in the next.

[Reed]

Something about him. Be sure to say hi to Giselle

[Dante]

to me, is what I said.

[Brandon Walker]

Stephen. Me.

[Danny]

Huh?

[Brandon Walker]

The Bucks. No way. Stephen, how'd your mock draft do?

[Steven]

Really good.

[Brandon Walker]

Your bets sucked.

[Steven]

I gave you two that were.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Steven]

But one of them was a long shot. It was a twelveth one.

[Kyle]

Ruben.

[Danny]

Bang to the Bucks. You got to be happy.

[Steven]

I am much more happy than I saw his. He's not his video that he.

[Danny]

Oh, we walked by the mirror. Yeah. Yeah. I love that.

[Steven]

Him compared to every other first round pick, he looks like the best. He's a hall of Famer.

[Danny]

Did you see that? Where every first round pick was picking up the hat, looking.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And you know, doing all that. And he just picked the hat up. Ran by the mirror, didn't give a super pissed.

[Kyle]

Doesn't follow instructions or rules.

[Danny]

But it doesn't sound like you like the pick because it didn't sound like you were over the moon about him.

[Steven]

I wasn't super. I am.

[Brandon Walker]

Just because Stephen. The one thing about Stephen, he really respects traits.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Like. Oh, yeah, yeah. Steven's a traits guy. Guy gotta have the right height. That's why devonte Smith, he's like, he can't play in the NFL.

[Danny]

Yeah. You like somebody to be tools.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Yeah. He. He's. He's. Stephen is like, he's still like using the, like Bill Parcell's playbook for draft. But you guys got something's evolved. And Steven's like 1982 being like, well, if he can't run a 40, I don't want him.

[Danny]

You guys have had some non toolsy guys succeed there in Tampa, right? The safety from Minnesota. Winfield. Yeah.

[Steven]

Antonio.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Steven]

He's second round pick. Yeah, but he's not told bloodlines.

[Danny]

All right.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. Yeah. So bloodlines. He respects that.

[Steven]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Steven]

I mean, I don't like drafting outliers and he's an ex outlier, but I hope he does well and I'll be cheering for him.

[Brandon Walker]

So you think it's a bad then?

[Danny]

This is why it sucks. Because he will succeed and then he'll. He'll get to watch a great player

[Brandon Walker]

and you'll be like, no, I said he was a whole.

[Danny]

He didn't even like it. He doesn't like him at all.

[Brandon Walker]

No, he doesn't like him.

[Eddie]

Did you text Jason?

[Steven]

I didn't after. Actually. I usually do, but I didn't after.

[Danny]

You text him now.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, shoot him a text.

[Danny]

Hell. Hell of a job.

[Steven]

That's usually the thanks for all hard

[Danny]

work, all that stuff.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, dude, just shoot him a text. He's probably sitting there.

[Danny]

He's probably pissed.

[Brandon Walker]

He's. The draft is not complete until you get the Stephen Shay text.

[Danny]

He must think he didn't do a good job because you haven't texted him.

[Brandon Walker]

Thanks for all the hard work.

[Danny]

That is his job.

[Steven]

Sometimes you like getting some pat on the butts, you know?

[Danny]

Do they say you're welcome?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, usually say thanks so much, Steven.

[Steven]

All right, I'll text him.

[Danny]

You're welcome.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, shoot him a text. He's been waiting for that text, by the way. Eddie, are you gay now?

[Danny]

I've heard.

[Kyle]

Oh my God.

[TJ]

You might as well be.

[Eddie]

That was crazy.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. What's going on there?

[Eddie]

Dana posted a picture of me and it somehow me and Fasoli sitting on a pull out couch and it made its way into. Which it's made its way into the gay community and one guy was like my is like the.

[Brandon Walker]

My hole is open.

[Eddie]

One guy said it was like a auto. No, not that one. Like an automatic door.

[Kyle]

What?

[Danny]

I don't your is like an automatic door.

[Eddie]

My ass is flickering like a. Those doors you like staples.

[Brandon Walker]

My hole would be open and closing like the automatic doors at a shopping mall.

[Danny]

What did that. How they get those statements from this picture?

[Eddie]

I have no idea.

[Brandon Walker]

Both those guys at the same time.

[Eddie]

Just me and Fastu just.

[Tate]

Same pose.

[Eddie]

Just like. Yeah, we're just.

[Brandon Walker]

They just want it.

[Eddie]

Ready to pound it, I guess.

[Brandon Walker]

Two bears.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Two pairs. Yeah.

[Kyle]

I. I can't connect those dots.

[Danny]

I can't either. Sound like a big leap.

[Brandon Walker]

Just. They just want it.

[Danny]

Two guys hanging out. Notice that my is gay.

[TJ]

Last couple years. Gay men are now like, really unapologetically fetishizing on Twitter on X.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[TJ]

Yeah. And I. I imagine, like, you guys are so.

[Danny]

Any picture of a, Like a dude.

[TJ]

Just chilling of like a. Of thick, masculine men dude.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I was getting dms. It was. It was. It was quite the experience.

[Danny]

So are you.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah. Baddie with a fatty. And I was like, oh, that might be. And it was not a girl. It was. It was weird.

[Tate]

They think that picture was taken right after you guys had had sex that you were about.

[Eddie]

I don't know. It's a good question. I'm sure you're not gay or bi, but with all respect, you're one of the sexiest men I've ever seen. Okay.

[Danny]

Whoa.

[Brandon Walker]

That's awesome. Eddie.

[Danny]

Congratulations.

[Brandon Walker]

Wow, Eddie, you're huge, dude.

[Eddie]

Shout out to the community. It made it to look at you.

[Tate]

How has Fasoli been handling the allegations?

[Brandon Walker]

He.

[Eddie]

Not well. He's not. Well, he's not.

[Kyle]

Should you start an only fans ed for the Bears?

[Eddie]

Yeah. I mean, yeah, it could be like multiple Bears. Yeah.

[Kate]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

Yeah. It could be like. Yeah. I could just have, like, some draft breakdown and then.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I mean, if that's like that. That's all it is. That's easy, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Just you and Fasoli on random. Laying on random things.

[Kyle]

What if it's Dub Bears and it's every Bears game? You just, like, sit like that, take a picture of yourself watching football, hold

[Kate]

a big sausage link that's in front of yourself.

[Eddie]

If there's money to be made, I think I'm in.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Tate]

None of that T shake, though. You got to go full nude at some point.

[Eddie]

Oh, well, probably out on that, then.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. You can't do, like, an only fans where it's just puns and.

[Tate]

Yeah, It'd be terrible.

[Brandon Walker]

400amonth. That's crazy.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Good for you, Kate.

[Kate]

It's tough to explain to my tax lady. Every year, shout out Jill. She's like.

[Eddie]

How do you say? What do you say?

[Kate]

I just. I, like, literally show her. I'm like, I just jokes. Not there's any shame in it. And then I like.

[Brandon Walker]

I feel like. You don't have to explain that to attacks. He's like, here's the money I made.

[Kyle]

Yeah, but she asked me.

[Kate]

She's like, what is this, Phoenix? She's older. It comes across as Phoenix International on your. It's like this weird thing, and I'm like, well, it's.

[Kyle]

Yeah, but these tax people, they like

[TJ]

to pry a little bit.

[Brandon Walker]

They do.

[TJ]

TurboTax will send people, they're like asking about like. Like, where I was really?

[Kyle]

Where.

[TJ]

Where have you been today? You just getting back from somewhere? I don't like that.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that's. That's intrusive. Can't have that.

[Eddie]

Is it mostly like auto written how. Like, what is.

[Kate]

It's dudes that forgot to unsubscribe in the first month when I started it, when they thought there might be actual boobs on it. They forgot that.

[Eddie]

400amonth.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Danny]

That's great.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

She's gotta hope that their credit cards never expire.

[Kate]

I know. Well, every time I'll go like, that Finger Blast video goes on Twitter again, other people will take it and post it and I'll just post my only fans under it. I'm like, if you like that, check this out. And then I get a fresh bump. So I've kept it floating. It gets me a few hundred a month grocery money.

[Eddie]

There you go.

[Kate]

Some museum memberships. Catch me at the Museum of Science.

[Brandon Walker]

You got to be the only person who's doing only fans. Converting it into museum.

[Kate]

We belong to the big three.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

It's huge.

[Steven]

Can I ask a pop culture question that maybe Kate would know?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, please.

[Steven]

What. What happened with Klay Thompson, Megan Thee Stallion.

[Kate]

He's a piece of. He's a loser.

[Brandon Walker]

How?

[Steven]

Who cheated on who?

[Kate]

He cheated on her.

[Steven]

Oh, I thought she cheated on him.

[Tate]

No, give us the recap. Katie Date.

[Steven]

Explain this.

[Brandon Walker]

How did you think that?

[Steven]

I just saw Doug.

[Kate]

No, she posted on her Instagram story.

[Steven]

I know. I didn't know the facts.

[Brandon Walker]

That's why I think I saw the same. The. The live video of him in a boat. Yeah, yeah, that was from seven years ago when he lived in.

[Steven]

Oh, I didn't watch any of it.

[Danny]

I just saw.

[Brandon Walker]

He got. Dude.

[Steven]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Stephen got duped.

[Steven]

All right, yeah, fair. So what happened? What's the real.

[Kate]

He's a piece. She posted on her Instagram story. Basically, like, you know, you go to a. A, you hang out with a man's family, you help you do Thanksgiving for him. Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And what does he do in return? He's a piece of.

[Brandon Walker]

And it's like, yeah, but he's so good at basketball. Yeah, like, you forgot that part.

[TJ]

Was he at that?

[Kate]

But she's so good. Have you seen her? Who cheats on me?

[Brandon Walker]

The Stallion confirmed cheating around your whole family playing house. Got cold feet holding you down through all your horrible mood swings and treatments? Wow. Towards me during your basketball season. Now, you don't know if you can be monogamous. I need a real break after this one by y'.

[Danny]

All.

[Kate]

So he used her for support so he could be good at basketball.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Okay. And get through the season.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate]

And then what does he do? He throws her out.

[Brandon Walker]

And it's cold like that.

[Kate]

And she is way hotter than him.

[TJ]

Like, he probably got tired. He probably got tired of her.

[Kate]

Yeah, probably.

[Brandon Walker]

He probably got tired of the same, like, early on.

[Kyle]

It probably felt really good. Probably really fun.

[TJ]

Super, like, intoxicating.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Like the best feeling ever.

[Brandon Walker]

And then she slowly got burned down.

[TJ]

Wednesday comes around.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, she probably. You know what? She probably stopped giving him head. Oh, Stu.

[Kate]

There's Stu.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, can I see me? Okay. Yeah. She's very.

[Kate]

She is stunning.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. Yeah. That might have been a mistake by Clay because Clay's kind of a goofy looking dude.

[Kate]

And you know what probably happened? She started being like, hey, you can't be a to me anymore. And he was like, good.

[Kyle]

Getting into.

[Brandon Walker]

Good for her.

[Kyle]

And I know she's. She's very famous and I.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Kyle]

But like, is she. She. She's a singer.

[Tate]

Singer, rapper.

[Kyle]

As far as like, her act or her rapping ability, she's like one of the best.

[Tate]

She's pretty famous for the song Wet Ass Pussy.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Oh, so she's like, very successful.

[TJ]

She's not very household name.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Is there a chance that was like, false advertisement?

[Kate]

Oh, she's dry. Well, that's what lube is for.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, true.

[Kate]

Great equalizer.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

He's like, I thought what happened to the wet ass? Oh, no, it is so dry.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Tate]

She lied to him.

[Kate]

All I'll say is if you're team Klay Thompson, you're a piece of that goes for every single one of you.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm not team Klay Thompson. I'm team Deliver the wet ass.

[Kyle]

I'm anti.

[Brandon Walker]

If you say it's wet, it's got.

[Reed]

Is.

[TJ]

He admits to crisis right now because is he on, like, the extreme downfall of his.

[Brandon Walker]

Correct.

[TJ]

He's no longer the man.

[Brandon Walker]

Correct. Correct. Why?

[Kyle]

I mean, if it was me and I would at least have that to come home to. Yeah, like, I suck now, but, like,

[Brandon Walker]

I got Megan the Stallion. You get a wet ass

[Kate]

macaroni in the pot. What?

[Brandon Walker]

What are you doing this weekend? I don't know, dude. Probably my wet ass.

[TJ]

He probably has like a lot of low key thickness in like 32 different cities, right?

[Kate]

Totally, Kyle. No, I don't know.

[Danny]

I would.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Think so.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[TJ]

He's a piece of. For cheating. But yeah, you can't be like, oh, how could you?

[Brandon Walker]

We're going to find our way.

[TJ]

I was under the impression that all NBA players did like a sailor.

[Kate]

They gotta leave.

[TJ]

They probably don't want to.

[Kyle]

They just.

[TJ]

Probably just want to, like, feel like one of the guys.

[Kate]

Yeah, probably feels in control.

[Brandon Walker]

You're right, Kyle. It's probably just like extreme peer pressure. The only reason they're cheating.

[TJ]

I don't think they want to.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, no, they definitely don't want.

[TJ]

Not sexually charged.

[Brandon Walker]

Right.

[Kate]

She should actually feel bad for him.

[Brandon Walker]

Great. He's got to keep up with the Joneses, right? Yeah, it's tough.

[Steven]

I assume it's different now, but when he got drafted, he had a weird situation where his dad, who played in the NBA, Michael Cooper, controlled his money and he would just.

[Kyle]

What's his dad's last name?

[Danny]

Let's stop right there.

[Steven]

Sorry, sorry.

[Brandon Walker]

Not his dad.

[Danny]

Thompson. Michael Thompson.

[Brandon Walker]

Yep, there it is. That was right there.

[Reed]

Easy.

[Brandon Walker]

Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer.

[TJ]

Name a last name that Klay Thompson's dad might have.

[Brandon Walker]

Cooper.

[Steven]

But he would just get like walking around money. I think it was like 200 bucks a week or something like that.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, what is this?

[Danny]

So what's this connection to?

[Steven]

Well, I'm just saying, I assume it's different now, but he used to not have access to his.

[Danny]

He probably has more money now. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, because his dad, Michael Cooper, kept it from him.

[Danny]

Michael Cooper was a great defensive player. Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

His dad kept his money from him.

[Danny]

So now you're talking about when he was in college.

[Steven]

No, when he was a pro. When he was like early NBA.

[Kyle]

When he was early in the NBA, he. He, despite having millions of dollars on the. Like publicly, he actually could not spend it because his father was keeping it from.

[Steven]

He would get an allowance. It was like walking around money every week, a couple hundred bucks.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

And that's why he's cheating on me.

[Steven]

I assume it's different now, but this

[Danny]

is a weird too. He was probably just getting help with coming into a lot of money. Was his father into it?

[Kyle]

Was he keeping the wet ass from him as well?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah, That's a clay could only.

[Kate]

He would only hand out one.

[Kyle]

What? Ass. On every road trip they go to

[Brandon Walker]

his father, Michael, who gives him a weekly allowance. Seriously, his dad's going to cut his allowance after that? Fine. Just for the record.

[Kyle]

Wow.

[Brandon Walker]

What?

[Kate]

That's a little crazy.

[Danny]

23 at 300 a week.

[Brandon Walker]

That's crazy.

[Steven]

It's a little low, but that. I think that's cool. That his dad like regular 25?

[Reed]

I don't think so, kid.

[Danny]

Yeah, probably.

[Brandon Walker]

No, I don't think that's cool at all.

[Kate]

That's.

[Tate]

What, 300 is not enough?

[Danny]

I, I, if you're growing that went on for years, I would agree. That's a problem. But if he, like, eased him into it as a kind of, this is how you need it. Like, this guy played in the league for 15 years. He knew, he knew the pratfalls.

[Brandon Walker]

And 300 bucks a week, it's a little, Right?

[Danny]

That's definitely low. But I mean, I, I assume he weaned him off of it pretty quick.

[Brandon Walker]

Get any wet ass pussy? 300.

[Kyle]

You're not getting wet ass.

[Kate]

Although if I knew, say I was young and hot to track.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate]

And I knew he was getting handoffs from dad.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Sorry, not interested.

[Danny]

You're not giving anymore.

[Kate]

Not gonna hook up with Klay Thompson?

[Danny]

You, you wouldn't hook up with Klay Thompson.

[Kate]

That's what I'm telling you.

[Danny]

Were hooking up with a lot of dudes. Had less than three.

[Brandon Walker]

I mean, I'm with Kate on this, though. 300 bucks can't make a wet.

[Kate]

No. If it's coming from somebody's dad to them.

[Danny]

No, but you wouldn't have known that if you, you were just seeing Clay at the club. You're like, oh, you're the NBA player.

[Kate]

And he'd be like, can you buy me a drink? My dad didn't give me money.

[Tate]

Getting allowance money for, from his dad every week.

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Kate]

I'm out.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you think his dad told him that? Like, listen, I know you're gonna get some dry while I'm doing this allowance thing. His dad was, they will all make sense when the wet shows up.

[Danny]

His dad was on the most irresponsible team probably in the history of sports.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, they had some wet ass.

[Danny]

Yeah. The lakers in the 80s.

[Brandon Walker]

Matthew Johnson was drowning.

[Danny]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. How?

[Kate]

Go ahead.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm trying to say this good, huh? Take out the AIDS thing. How sick must it have been to be Magic John?

[Danny]

Oh, probably pretty sick. Any celebrity in the 80s.

[Brandon Walker]

Just eliminate the whole AIDS.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Watch that.

[Brandon Walker]

That's awesome.

[Danny]

Probably can.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I mean, he did kind of do.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Steven]

Would you trade lives with Magic Johnson right now? Well, no. Like you get your entire life.

[Danny]

Yes.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Are you kidding? What?

[Brandon Walker]

What? I mean, he has big magic.

[Danny]

Me and him probably have the same amount of age right now.

[Brandon Walker]

What has he ever done?

[Tate]

He's healthier than you.

[Brandon Walker]

He's got a look at Him.

[Danny]

I mean, he's.

[Kyle]

Yeah, he's fine.

[Brandon Walker]

Can you play the Sterling Clip? That might be my favorite clip ever. Big Magic Johnson. Yes, Stephen. Yes. The answer is yes.

[Danny]

100 NCAA champions, MVP. I would be top five most famous athlete of the 80s and do it with.

[TJ]

Take away his basketball career and I'd still rather be him.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Billionaire. Give me everything about Magic Johnson. The amount of AIDS even including the. I mean the AIDS thing is actually a pot. He beat aids. That's actually a cool thing he's done.

[Danny]

You know how much money he probably took from the government to fake having aids?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, you're one of those. I like that, huh? What has he done? Can you tell me? Big Magic Johnson, what has he done?

[Dante]

Well, yes, he's a business person.

[Reed]

He.

[Brandon Walker]

He's got aids. Big Magic Johnson, what has he done?

[Eddie]

Is he dead?

[Brandon Walker]

No. That's a big. That's a big debate that we're waiting for his death.

[Eddie]

Oh yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Because I think he'll make front page at ESPN.

[Eddie]

Huh.

[Brandon Walker]

And everyone thinks.

[Danny]

No, he's 100 making the first.

[Brandon Walker]

We had this debate though, right. Who was against me.

[Danny]

I don't know what made was on pmt.

[Brandon Walker]

No, it was on this show.

[Kate]

He's not still out in public, is he?

[Kyle]

No, but he former debate is if Donald Sterling dies, will his will is

[Brandon Walker]

like picture and everything be the front of the ESPN takeover.

[Danny]

Oh, the takeover. The main.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah, it'll be one of the seven.

[Danny]

No, I think it'd be one of the seven.

[Brandon Walker]

So we're having the debate. I think it will be.

[Danny]

It won't be the takeover. No, it won't be the headline. It'll be in the stories right under it. It'll be in one of those links. I think it's be takeover and battle next Clippers owner.

[Brandon Walker]

I can't wait for that.

[Kyle]

Also, it depends on how many home runs Aaron Judge has hit at that point.

[Brandon Walker]

That's true. Did something.

[Kyle]

If Judge hit 61.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

We're gonna have to cut into the Donald Sterling obituary to.

[Brandon Walker]

I think he's gonna get it that

[Danny]

main pictures reserved for big time.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he was big time. He's. I mean not a good disgrace though, right. But still a very big time. The Paterno oh had to have.

[Eddie]

Yeah. That was still very bad.

[Danny]

Did O.J.

[TJ]

make it?

[Danny]

Oh, these are. We gotta ask these questions TJ People ask.

[Brandon Walker]

Ask Google.

[Kate]

Did these come with like an article

[Danny]

check Miriam Webster for.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it's like just like the go to ESPN right now.

[Kate]

So I would say if it's like,

[Brandon Walker]

what do you think? What do we think is on ESPN right now?

[Danny]

Oh, the LeBron. LeBron.

[Brandon Walker]

LeBron. Okay, Ohtani, it'll be this right there

[Danny]

and then the rest of the top headlines right there.

[Brandon Walker]

Right.

[Danny]

Sterling will be, like, the second one on the right.

[Brandon Walker]

No, I think he'll be. I think he'll get an hour.

[Kyle]

It depends on what's.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

If Otani's having a good series.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Huh.

[Brandon Walker]

I kind of need him to die right now so we can get an answer.

[Danny]

Let's call him.

[Eddie]

How old is he?

[Dante]

Old.

[Danny]

88.

[Brandon Walker]

Great.

[TJ]

He's 92.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. But those guys live forever because there's just something about like. Like being a racist. I think it just keeps him alive.

[Danny]

My grandfather died, like, 75.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, really?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kate]

A rich racist.

[TJ]

He's never.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, they just like the hate that they wake up with just keeps him motivated.

[TJ]

One wife for since 1955. So he's been.

[Danny]

Wow.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, but he stepped out. He stepped out a lot.

[TJ]

Stepped out.

[Brandon Walker]

Stepped out of his marriage.

[Eddie]

He was Clay Thompsoning Vista Viana.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tate]

The.

[TJ]

The Savage.

[Brandon Walker]

Remember the.

[Kyle]

The.

[TJ]

Watch television with.

[Brandon Walker]

What was the question, sir? And can you. The transcript, tj.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Sucking toes straight out of Michael Scott.

[Danny]

How versed are you in, Sterling?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I was on that beat for a while.

[Eddie]

Where is she now?

[Danny]

Who?

[Brandon Walker]

Remember she wore that weird welder's mask?

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

She's walking around wearing a welder's mask. Yeah. Donald Sterling was interesting guy. I mean, he was objectively funny with some of his. Like that. That clip. The transcript of him in the court documents when they asked him, like, is this your signature here? It is. Well, I fool around sometimes. I do. When a girl seduces me and tells me all of those hot stories and dirty things and tells me how much she wants to suck on me and take my shoes off and lick my feet and touches me when I'm in a limousine. She takes all of her clothes. The limo driver said, what is going on? And she started sucking me on the way to Mr. Poon's house. And I thank her, and I thank her for making me feel good. Sir, the question was, is this your fan? Incredible. That's incredible. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's quite something. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

He created a lot of content. Yeah.

[Danny]

Wow.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate]

He got to be tough to be that guy's lawyer.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Kate]

Don't, don't, don't.

[Reed]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

Just no. Not knowing when a sentence starts, where the. It's going at any time.

[Danny]

And his punishment for all this was having to sell the Clippers for a huge billion.

[Brandon Walker]

Billion dollars.

[Dante]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Billions of dollars.

[Eddie]

It's the best thing about Adam Silver.

[Brandon Walker]

He.

[Eddie]

It's like the opposite of a golden parachute. Like he had the best landing ending.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Like the best start to a job ever.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Just be like, Donald Sterling, you're out.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Everyone's like, hell yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Love this commissioner.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And it really did teach him a lesson. Don't do this again. Don't. Don't own a team. Be racist and make billions of dollars. Bad boy.

[Kyle]

That'll teach him.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Did he have kids? Are there like little Sterlings running around?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know.

[Danny]

He's running around, limos getting sucked.

[Kate]

Yeah. Know.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, I mean, the way she hot. Talked to him was hot.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

How old is ZTJ? Is he 90?

[Kate]

93, I think.

[Danny]

Me, I've never gotten stuck in a limo. Hey, just said his age.

[Brandon Walker]

90.

[Danny]

What?

[TJ]

Two.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, 92.

[Danny]

Sorry, I thought we were guessing at that point.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I thought we were guessing too.

[Steven]

I didn't realize his birthday was yesterday. Happy belated.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, wow. Damn. We didn't do anything.

[Danny]

We don't have to tell him Happy birthday, though.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, it be nice.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Click on the.

[Brandon Walker]

Josh, get down.

[Danny]

You just said you want him to die.

[Brandon Walker]

I do.

[Kyle]

When's the last time he was in the news? See?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it's been a while.

[Kyle]

Been a minute. See?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, 21 hours.

[Danny]

That seems like it was. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

What is this?

[Danny]

What are these? Just built for guys like us that just happen to be searching.

[Brandon Walker]

Huh?

[Kyle]

Yeah. Blake Griffin sharing a story.

[Danny]

There's Relle.

[Dante]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Huh.

[Steven]

If you're 92, what are you doing for your birthday? Is it like a blowout?

[Danny]

Not much.

[Brandon Walker]

You're getting the pores, get your toes sucked.

[Kyle]

Taking the boys to the baddie busters.

[Danny]

Tag a party for a 92 year old.

[Brandon Walker]

Is that Don Sterling? He's hot. He's hot on the Papa Shop.

[Danny]

He's in the crane game even more alone.

[Brandon Walker]

Look how many tickets he's got.

[Danny]

He's got 500 tickets.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Don't break this up.

[Steven]

You gotta go nuts for 92.

[Danny]

He's standing there.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think so.

[Danny]

Wondering about how he's gonna spend his tickets.

[Steven]

You're doing nothing every other day. Probably.

[Danny]

He's rich.

[Steven]

It might legitimately be your last birthday ever.

[Brandon Walker]

Every birthday might be your last birthday ever.

[Danny]

When do you start treating it like that?

[Steven]

I think 90s is safe to do.

[Danny]

Right? But if you. If you. If you get to 92 and you've been treating every birthday like your last for 10 years. You might be like, well fuck, you

[Steven]

don't want to change things up, right?

[Danny]

But then you, you're trying to now

[Kyle]

get to a point where you think you're gonna live forever. Or he's probably.

[TJ]

You're in.

[Kyle]

I thought I was gonna die.

[TJ]

Grave pain. You can't move and every light every

[Brandon Walker]

day is a struggle.

[TJ]

So tired. I've been able to sleep at all moments.

[Steven]

Maybe you just want to go get a milkshake with.

[Brandon Walker]

Probably just nap all the time.

[Danny]

You haven't been able to see in like 20 years.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you pro. Every time you sit down you just start napping. Anytime you're in a. In a reclined situation, you're sleeping. That does feel like what 92 is.

[Steven]

I might have gotten by AI, but I saw an old person race and it was like in the rain.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh no.

[Steven]

And I think it was like 90 year olds. It could have been fake.

[Danny]

I saw a 90. What did I see a 90 year old doing this weekend? I saw a 90 year old doing something and I don't know what it was.

[Kate]

It is humbling. Cuz some of them do marathons and stuff and you're like oh well, what's

[Eddie]

the ideal age to go?

[Danny]

I think in your 80s is respectable 90 good? 84.

[Brandon Walker]

90 feels good.

[Danny]

90s too many I think.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, no, this is, this isn't it.

[Steven]

Because the one that I saw, it was like poor.

[Kyle]

Damn, that's awesome.

[Danny]

Who's booking it?

[Brandon Walker]

That guy's so fast.

[Steven]

Holy.

[Kyle]

That's gotta feel fucking awesome.

[Danny]

And I just gotta live 90 years and then I can beat a black guy in race.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I was gonna say.

[Danny]

Huh.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you see that? The. The marathon, the record got broken by two guys. Holy. Is that fast?

[Kyle]

Insane.

[Brandon Walker]

I couldn't beat them in a 400 meter race.

[Kate]

Well, they have those magic shoes now.

[Danny]

Yeah, what's magic about them?

[Kate]

They both have the same. It's like Adidas came out with this new shoe that's like platform heel, crazy crescent moon shape. And they were both wearing those.

[Danny]

But what's that got to do with.

[Brandon Walker]

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[Brandon Walker]

were talking about on PMT because of this marathon thing. Has anyone ever like, Roger Bannister is a famous name and famous guy, but he really wasn't that great because he ran. He was the first one to break the four minute mile. Yeah, but that was like they could have gone anywhere else in the world and probably found a faster guy.

[Danny]

But no, no, no, no. But.

[Brandon Walker]

But it was. England is a fucking right.

[Danny]

But he was the first one.

[Brandon Walker]

Right, but there's no way that like if they. He was the first one that we knew of. You're telling me a dude in Kenya, right, Run a four minute mile, but if casually.

[Danny]

If back then. We're looking around for greatness, don't we? Don't we?

[Brandon Walker]

I'm just saying, wherever we get it first. I got a lot of. Got a lot of love for. Nah, not my goat.

[Kyle]

No.

[Danny]

No. Well, I don't think he's anybody's goat.

[Brandon Walker]

No, he's a lot of people's goat.

[Danny]

Roger Bannister.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Pre shoe technology, pre training.

[Danny]

Prefontaine.

[TJ]

Prefontaine. That was back when everyone just did every sport.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Probably a lot of track runners, right?

[Eddie]

Who's the wrestling goat?

[TJ]

What a shake up this weekend.

[Danny]

Oh, they're still going Both killing everybody, huh?

[TJ]

Quartet of interchangeable goats just justified my opinion that they're interchangeable.

[Brandon Walker]

They're still going.

[TJ]

Now it's the. The freestyle senior men's circuit. This is the style that is done internationally. It is done at the world championships.

[Brandon Walker]

And are college kids in it.

[TJ]

Divino beat Forest. Blaze beat Divino. So it. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So Blaze is the goat.

[Danny]

Wait, but isn't Bo Bassett destroying it?

[TJ]

Bassett is the goat.

[Danny]

Yes. He's been grown men like kill destroying them.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

He's the one who's not even a.

[TJ]

He's the high school kid.

[Brandon Walker]

He's a high schooler. He wanted all.

[TJ]

He's the best. My favorite thing about him is that he goes into a match. He'll get taken down immediately. He'll get turned. His gas tank is that of a different species. I've never seen him wear elite wrestlers down so easily. He ruins their will to compete.

[Danny]

So he just keeps going.

[TJ]

No one has ever seen anything like this.

[Danny]

So that's a special. It's not. He's not taking you down from the start. He's just going to last long.

[TJ]

You want to match 11 to 10 against the NCAA champion this year, Aiden Valencia. But if you watch it, he's.

[Brandon Walker]

He.

[TJ]

He dominated him. He dominated him mentally.

[Danny]

Wow.

[Brandon Walker]

I got my eyes like high schooler beat. Can I see this?

[TJ]

He might be the best athlete in the world.

[Dante]

Wow.

[Eddie]

So Cal Sanderson is not the guy.

[TJ]

Oh, he still is. Based on accomplishments.

[Brandon Walker]

I think you might have too many goats.

[Danny]

Everybody's a goat.

[Brandon Walker]

This is a problem.

[Danny]

But Bo Basset's a real goat.

[Brandon Walker]

We need a name when we say who's the goat Throat.

[TJ]

Right. It's Bo Bassett. Jack's Forest Bendavich. And maybe Aaron said out.

[Brandon Walker]

Are we worried at all that that Bo Bassett is gonna gain weight when he gets older and have to wrestle it?

[TJ]

That's the thing. He doesn't really cut weight.

[Kate]

Oh, KB who's who.

[Danny]

So he's Bo just wrestle anybody. No matter what way he's at. He's just. Let's go wrestle.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm not got this guy in hell.

[TJ]

Not really cutting.

[Brandon Walker]

He's got this guy in hell, huh?

[Dante]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Is that a point multiple.

[Danny]

It's young. Is he 18 yet?

[TJ]

You always. He's 19. So like the high school argument kind of goes out the window.

[Danny]

But okay.

[TJ]

He's still young.

[Kyle]

What makes him so good? Why can't you know?

[Danny]

Why can't I.

[Kyle]

Can I raise my boy to be just like him or does he have something special?

[TJ]

It's. Yeah, it's something phenotype. Maybe because like Tyler Tech technique wise, it's maybe not. It's like wrestling so hard, like by the second period, these guys are dying.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[TJ]

No matter how good of shape you are. And he just keeps going.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Crazy.

[TJ]

So that happened.

[Danny]

See you, big cat. All right. Looks like he's leaving.

[Eddie]

Was Gable up there or no?

[TJ]

Gable.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he was.

[TJ]

I mean, he was like, what, a 20 year old Olympic champion.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[TJ]

There's so many goats.

[Eddie]

Yeah, there's a lot of goats.

[Brandon Walker]

True.

[Danny]

Again, I'm just not sure you're getting the concept of goat, though.

[TJ]

No, I am, but there's. It's hard to measure. So you can like, oh, I'm gonna break down. I'm gonna assess goat status by these metrics. Or maybe I'm gonna do these metrics.

[Danny]

So I have one question. Who's the goat?

[TJ]

Jax Forest, Bo Bassett. Kyle Dake, Marcus Blaze, Ben Divino.

[Danny]

But what makes them the goats as opposed to the NCAA champion group from like five years ago?

[TJ]

They're better, younger.

[Danny]

There we go.

[TJ]

I like more dominant, younger. They're good from every position. You can just tell by watching that these, these guys are evolving.

[Eddie]

Got some good boys

[TJ]

food for you this weekend.

[Danny]

So I, I had the smoke wings at two brothers. Thank you for asking. And Cody had the mozzarella sticks. They looked incredible. We went to Anthony's, the best restaurant in Mississippi. And I had, I, I had the creole rib eye with crawfish sauce. Yeah. There's the smoked wings from two brothers. You can see how delicious they look.

[Kyle]

Such a funny face.

[Danny]

Those are his cheese sticks? Yes.

[Kyle]

He ate all the cheese sticks.

[Danny]

That was. I just ordered those for the table.

[Brandon Walker]

Did he eat.

[Danny]

I also had some tacos.

[Kyle]

Did Cody just eat cheese sticks and that's it?

[Danny]

He had a couple of the wings.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Danny]

I finally made him have the wings and they were, they were delicious. Why was he hesitant about that? I don't know. I had told him two days earlier we were going to get those wings and he acted like he was all about it. And then when we got there, he ordered mozzarella sticks. But he's from Buffalo.

[Brandon Walker]

Brutal. Having a friend who can't hang in a wing place.

[Danny]

Yeah. And I don't know, he didn't give me. He gave me no indication he was going to be like that. My. I had my again 10 year old boy with me. My 10 year old boy is just housing wings. Just. Just taking them down.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Reed.

[Kyle]

It's like what I did.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Arizona. I housed him.

[Brandon Walker]

And it took you out. Read.

[Kyle]

What's up?

[Brandon Walker]

Good cut, dude.

[Kyle]

Hold on. Let me see. That looks good.

[TJ]

Really?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Can't figure out these headphones.

[Kyle]

You go to the same person every time.

[Danny]

Put them on your ears.

[Reed]

Yeah, I got it.

[Kyle]

Hell, yeah.

[Reed]

Yeah, I got a sports clips.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Reed]

How do you like it?

[Danny]

It's good.

[Kyle]

Yeah? Yeah. Dude, was that a coincidence that you had your rise to superstardom and then got the haircut?

[Reed]

Honestly, I saw, like, I gotta. I saw a bunch of comments saying, oh, really? Yo, this dude needs cut. And I was like, all right, it. I'll get a cut. You know what I'm saying? But, yeah, dude, this shit's been, like, next level insane, dude.

[Brandon Walker]

You're a star.

[Reed]

That's what everyone's saying, but it's so weird.

[Brandon Walker]

But you are.

[Reed]

I don't know, bro. Shit's like. Yeah, it was an unreal trip, though. But I just still haven't, like, processed anything because it happens. Everything happens so fast. You know what I'm saying?

[Brandon Walker]

Right, right.

[Reed]

I just really haven't processed anything. But, like, no.

[TJ]

Like, no one can relate to your situation.

[Reed]

Yeah, bro. Literally. Literally no one. Yeah, that's what's insane about it. And shout out Conrad, though.

[Tate]

He was just like, you did all the work, man.

[Reed]

Yeah, no, honestly, Shout out Conrad.

[Eddie]

What was the best moment?

[Reed]

I mean, chicken fry. Let's be so kitty about this that I'm replaying that, like, clip, like, in my mind, too. Like, 24. It's kind of weird to say. Sorry. Hopefully she doesn't hear their.

[Tate]

But did we ever find the clip from her live Tik Tok read?

[Reed]

Oh, no, I. I don't think we can get that. I don't think we can get that.

[Tate]

I was next to her while. When she said it and I knew Reed was clipping it in real time, I froze, dude.

[Reed]

I literally.

[Danny]

Why couldn't we get that?

[Reed]

I. I don't know.

[Tate]

I don't think you. Yeah, I don't think you can. Once it's live on Tik Tok back.

[Brandon Walker]

So read. What. What next?

[Reed]

With, like. What? With, like, your star? Oh, bro, I don't know, dude. I don't know. I think I'm just taking it a day by day, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Is that what you say in the, like. I don't know, dude.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I was talking to you about that out there, that you. You said, this is the craziest.

[Reed]

Yeah, you kind of overwhelmed me there. I'm not gonna lie. Titan, he's like.

[Kyle]

I was like, reed, how was he? He's like, this is the craziest five days of my life.

[Reed]

Yeah, it really was.

[Kyle]

I said, what if this is just the beginning? What if like a year from now. Yeah, you don't even remember these days.

[Danny]

These.

[TJ]

These are nothing.

[Kyle]

Because this is nothing to you.

[Reed]

No, dude, this will always.

[Kyle]

Another day at the store.

[Brandon Walker]

It's just another. Another day at the.

[Reed]

Nah. But I think. I think those like four or five days, I'll. I'll always have like, you know what I'm saying? Because that was just insane, dude. Yeah, just everything was just insane.

[Kyle]

Is this all good to you or is this too much?

[TJ]

Negatives are there?

[Reed]

No, I think it's all great.

[Brandon Walker]

How is. How is re entry with Pete beat?

[Reed]

He was. Dude, he was. He was just like, holy crap, bro. Like, you. You're like. You're like a star. Like, you're like famous now. And I was just like. It was a moment for sure. It was just like seeing my boy, like my childhood boy. And then just like coming back from that. I was like, whoa.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, things about to change.

[Reed]

Yeah, it was definitely like a big moment. Yes. Unreal, bro.

[Danny]

And thinks you're so hot.

[Reed]

I dabbed everyone up too. I was like, I think. I think the dab ups at the end too. I was just unreal, bro.

[Brandon Walker]

The dab ups were unreal.

[Reed]

Yeah, just like dapping up the boys.

[Danny]

What were you looking at there?

[Reed]

Girl that commented you're so hot.

[Brandon Walker]

Who?

[Reed]

Who said that? Girl commented he's so hot. Oh, I got. I got a bunch. You got a bunch in the DMs.

[Brandon Walker]

Really?

[TJ]

Is that overwhelming back?

[Reed]

I haven't texted, like, any of them.

[Brandon Walker]

Dude, what about this text about the chick that friend zoned you?

[Reed]

She hasn't texted me because I think she knows if she texts me. Oh, I'm talking about it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, no, she had it right in the palm of her hands and she missed. What a fumble. Generational fumble, dude. She had Reed stock before,

[Danny]

Though.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, so have you hit any of these girls back?

[Reed]

Nah, nah. I mean, like, I've. I hit up one back. I was just like, oh, they're all just like, bro, you're such a chiller. Blah, blah, blah. I'm just like, I appreciate it. That's pretty much it.

[Brandon Walker]

That's. That's so humble of you.

[Reed]

I haven't really, like. Yeah. Texted him like that because I don't know, dude, it's kind of weird.

[TJ]

Are you active on the other platforms? Like, I know you're on the.

[Reed]

I'm on Twitter, but I probably should be active on other platforms.

[TJ]

Depends on what your goal is.

[Reed]

Yeah, I Don't really know. I'm just taking it a day by day, honestly.

[Brandon Walker]

How did. How did the hour long thought about Dave go?

[Reed]

I'm still processing it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he knows who you are, dude.

[Reed]

The crazy thing too about that is like, I woke up to that. Like, it was because it was like 7:30 my time, right? And I woke up to that clip saying, like, oh, yeah, yeah, he's been doing well. Let's give him a shot. I'm like, shout out, prez, bro. Like, oh, holy.

[Brandon Walker]

That's our press.

[Reed]

Yeah, that's press, bro. Press Giving me a shot.

[Brandon Walker]

Shout outs, El President.

[Reed]

And then all my boys were texting me after that. They were like, bro, did you see this? It's like, no, I saw.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

How are you in Varshal Brady?

[Reed]

He's cool. He's cool.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Reed]

I don't mind him at all.

[TJ]

He's.

[Reed]

He's a chiller for sure.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm so happy for you, Reed.

[Reed]

Thank you.

[Brandon Walker]

So awesome.

[Reed]

Yeah, no, I appreciate everything here.

[Kyle]

So, yeah. You thinking about what's next or you just going to chill and let it come to you?

[Reed]

I mean, I'm definitely going to contemplate on what's next. I just have no idea. You know what I'm saying?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Be funny if we just hired an agent.

[Reed]

Yeah, I just went absolutely big time, like y'.

[Brandon Walker]

All.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Reed]

Hired an agent. Like, yeah, no, that'd be hilarious.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, don't do that. That.

[Reed]

No. Is that. Is that, like, Is that. Is that bad?

[Brandon Walker]

No, you can. I don't.

[Reed]

Not hiring an agent. That'd be hilarious, though.

[Kyle]

That would be funny.

[Brandon Walker]

Making me seem like, sounds like you're gonna hire an agent.

[Reed]

I won't even know how to do that.

[Danny]

Dude, the more you talk, the more it sounds like you've already kind of started looking.

[Brandon Walker]

Pete could be your agent. Yeah, I'd love to negotiate with Pete for sure. Just chiller on chiller.

[Reed]

Yeah, no. 100.

[Danny]

You could. And you wouldn't be a chiller around these guys, Pete.

[Brandon Walker]

I'd have to. I'd have to code switch to chiller.

[Reed]

You'd have to, bro.

[TJ]

Are you ready for monogamy?

[Reed]

What is that like.

[TJ]

Like exclusivity? One for.

[Reed]

Yeah, of course.

[TJ]

Despite

[Reed]

what, having all these girls.

[TJ]

Catastrophic rise to stardom.

[Reed]

Oh, yeah. No, I don't.

[TJ]

All the options.

[Danny]

I don't.

[Reed]

I don't really do that either. I don't really like f. A lot about girls, you know, you don't want to.

[Danny]

You wouldn't be like Klay Thompson No,

[Reed]

I would not be Clayton.

[TJ]

Do you want to be like a pillar of virtue or do you want to get a little scandalous too?

[Reed]

No, I don't really want to get scandalous. I do want a girlfriend. That'd be sick.

[Brandon Walker]

All right, let's get your girlfriend.

[Kyle]

What do you think the ideal way to meet your, your wife would be? If you could script it. Like you try to meet her in a bar. You try to meet her in the dm.

[Reed]

I mean, I go out to all the bars a lot.

[Kyle]

Trying to meet her at church. Where are you trying to meet her

[Reed]

at church is like a dream. You know what I'm saying? Like, there's no way, like, not like, like a hot girl is just like sitting next to me at church. Like there's no way that happens. But that's obviously a dream.

[TJ]

Where you go or do you go to church?

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah, I got a church.

[Kyle]

You go to church every week?

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah, I try to every Sunday.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Wow.

[Brandon Walker]

But I feel like that is a

[Kate]

new meet cute spot.

[Reed]

It's. Dude, okay, everyone's saying that. Everyone's saying that, but it's like, is it really, like, you know what I'm saying? Like yeah, but yeah, yeah, for sure. I'm going to meet a hot girl. Church.

[Danny]

Yeah, but there's, there's girls.

[Kyle]

Why are, are the, are the church girls? Busted.

[Reed]

I'm not saying that you're getting me in a trap. I'm not. Why you keep saying like you're not

[Kyle]

going to be the hot girl at church?

[Reed]

Maybe, maybe I just haven't sit next to any.

[Danny]

But Reed, there's girls out there dying to meet a hot guy at church.

[TJ]

When do you arrive at church?

[Danny]

That hot guy.

[TJ]

How do you pick your pew?

[Reed]

I just, I, I, I arrive pretty late, so I, so I go.

[TJ]

You go upstairs to the balcony?

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah. I go to the bath.

[Danny]

When's you went?

[Reed]

I went that yesterday.

[Danny]

Oh, really? You came back from Vegas, went straight to church?

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Good for you.

[Kate]

I heard it's the Saturday night service. Is the one you want?

[Reed]

Okay, well, I'm not going on Saturday night. I'm going out to the bar on like let's be real here, dude. I'm going out to the bar on Saturday. God damn, Reed.

[Danny]

You can see.

[Reed]

No, but then I go on Sunday. Let it rip on.

[Kyle]

Gotta let it rip.

[TJ]

Bars are non negotiable.

[Reed]

Just gotta rip a bunch of sprites. A bunch of people love that line.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I don't know why because like you don't seem Like a guy who's sober. But you are.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Yeah. No, 100%. I was smoking darts there on the. On the beach house. That was pretty. Oh, spring break. I was like, my bad.

[Danny]

That's okay.

[Reed]

Yeah, it's my bad.

[Brandon Walker]

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[Reed]

Spring break house. I would say when. When Dante dressed me up. That was pretty cool.

[Brandon Walker]

That was sick. We see the. The final when Reed walked out looking like a million bucks. That was a juicy moment.

[Reed]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That was a great video, dude.

[Reed]

Yeah. He's the man. Yeah, he's a. He's a cool dude.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you gonna start dressing like that?

[Reed]

I'd like out to the bars.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know.

[Danny]

All the time.

[Reed]

Yeah, I probably should, right? Yeah, yeah, no, definitely. I gotta get some. I gotta get some outfits for sure. Thank you. Appreciate it. You guys are overwhelming me.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Tate]

No, you look amazing.

[Brandon Walker]

Very sharp.

[Reed]

That was all Dante.

[Brandon Walker]

Dude, you looked so good.

[Reed]

Thank you. Appreciate it. It was just super over that.

[Brandon Walker]

That a little too much cologne?

[Reed]

No, I thought it was good.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, he sprayed a lot.

[Reed]

Yeah, I like that.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you see that? Might be the juiciest moment. Can you go to his cologne?

[Reed]

Wait, bro, I didn't even. I don't even remember that.

[Brandon Walker]

I sometimes put on clone. It's usually one spray.

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah, he sprayed.

[Brandon Walker]

He doused. That was juicy as.

[Tate]

Had to get the socks.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you have that, tj? I think it was the.

[Reed]

It's like the very end of.

[Brandon Walker]

It was the main video of him getting dressed.

[Reed]

It's like the very end.

[Brandon Walker]

Maybe I'm. Maybe I'M wrong. Maybe. I. I don't know. The cologne.

[Dante]

This is. This is with the fire column, so.

[Danny]

Wow.

[Dante]

This is Jerry's favorite.

[Danny]

Two, three.

[Reed]

I know. Oh, he did douse.

[Brandon Walker]

That was a lot of clothes. The Tom Ford big sp.

[Dante]

You look great, bro.

[Brandon Walker]

You look so good. Did you Mac on any chips? No.

[Eddie]

How many sprites do you typically do at the bar?

[Reed]

Probably like 5 or 6 rip sprites and smoke darts.

[Brandon Walker]

I, I. Yeah, I'm. I'm just pumped for my boy Reed.

[Kyle]

Congrats, man.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Reed]

No, I.

[Kyle]

Regrets on everything.

[Brandon Walker]

I do think, like, you're not even, like, you're not even wowed that you're on the yak anymore. That feels a little old hat. Yeah, no, I'm, I'm.

[Reed]

I'm always wild that I'm on the act. It's pretty unreal, dude. Dude, everything's unreal. It's just now it's the time just, like, processing everything right.

[TJ]

Which is probably even crazier than the act itself.

[Reed]

Yeah. 100.

[Brandon Walker]

What'd your parents say?

[Reed]

They, like, they, like, they, like. No, but, like, I don't think they know how, like.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Reed]

So, like, severe and, like, intense it all is. You know what I'm saying?

[Brandon Walker]

Should probably cut him out of your life.

[Reed]

Like them, dude. Right?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Oh, no. I love my parents. Parents. I will say. I think my mom was a little mad because I was smoking darts.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Reed]

So she called me, like, in the show. She was like, stop smoking cigarettes.

[TJ]

I was like, okay, what do you mean to do? Eat.

[Reed]

Yeah. And I just ripped the dart you mom

[Brandon Walker]

right in her face.

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah. I probably wasn't good, but it's whatever, dude.

[Brandon Walker]

You can do whatever you want.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Not really. No, no, no.

[Tate]

There were some heartfelt moments when your other family members were FaceTiming you when we were eating.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tate]

Your aunt and your cousins.

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They all called me and was just

[Tate]

like, they were roasting your ass for the first five minutes.

[TJ]

What were they saying?

[Kyle]

What?

[Reed]

What were they saying? They were just.

[Tate]

They were just like, you need a haircut. Like, yeah, he told you. Fix the sock problem.

[Reed]

Yeah, they were just grilling me.

[Tate]

But they were very proud of you.

[Reed]

Yeah, no, Yeah. I. I've gotten a bunch of texts like, yo, like, super proud of you. Super. All that.

[Kyle]

That.

[Reed]

It's just like, I'm just being me, you know? So it's just like, it's. I feel like that's why it's so, like, overwhelming at times because it's just

[TJ]

like, I'm not Even performing anything.

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah, bro, it's just so hard to grasp, you know?

[TJ]

Relax. I'm kidding.

[Reed]

All right, bro. Sorry, I didn't. I didn't mean it like that, bro. I didn't mean it like that.

[TJ]

That's my bad growling, bro.

[Reed]

Just gets me so excited, dude. Yeah, and then chicken fried too.

[Kyle]

That was huge.

[Brandon Walker]

Have you had any follow up with her? Because you have her number now.

[Reed]

Dude, I don't know if I'm gonna like text her just because how I. I do want to be like, like friends with her. You know what I'm saying?

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. So I don't want to like text like. That was an awesome weekend. Yeah.

[Reed]

Is that weird or.

[Brandon Walker]

No, I don't think.

[Danny]

No.

[Tate]

Thanks for everything.

[Brandon Walker]

Appreciate you being here.

[TJ]

Maybe just keep it professional. Collab on a video or.

[Brandon Walker]

Ah, dude, that's kind of weird. No, no, I think you just be like, thanks for gassing me up. Had a great time.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's good, cat.

[Reed]

I like that.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

Keep it simple.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Appreciate you gassing me up. Had a great time.

[Reed]

Yeah. 100.

[Tate]

100.

[Reed]

All right, I might do that.

[Brandon Walker]

You gotta, you gotta. I've.

[Kyle]

I've.

[Reed]

Imposter. Wait, what's it called?

[Danny]

Syndrome.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah. But do you. So do you. Do you understand what people like about you or. No, like, do you like.

[Reed]

Because I'm just me, right? Like.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Are you like. Like because you seem. You seem just completely blown away by this, by this rise and like why people are.

[Reed]

Yeah, I guess.

[Kyle]

Did you like figure out what it is?

[Reed]

I guess that. I guess. No, I. I can't. I just like. And I feel like that's why it's so confusing sometimes for me too. It's just like, why, you know? It's like, why, you know, that's something I still haven't processed. I know, I know.

[Kyle]

That makes it all the better.

[Reed]

Yeah, I know. I just like you do. I do have to have to like process a bunch of. I just can't right now. But I think I will soon, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Yeah, Just think about it. Just go to the lake and think about it.

[Reed]

Ah, yeah, I did go to the lake. I. I tweeted at the lake and that. That, that went. It's crazy, bro. It's crazy, bro.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Unreal, though. I appreciate everyone here though.

[Kyle]

Talk it over.

[TJ]

Three agents.

[Danny]

You're welcome.

[Reed]

Yeah, no, I. I will never hire an agent.

[Danny]

Have you settled on one?

[Brandon Walker]

Get an agent, divorce your parents. These are the steps to.

[Reed]

That's the blueprint.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, right there.

[Reed]

Hell yeah. Boys.

[Brandon Walker]

All right, all right. We'll spin the wheel tomorrow. We're doing reverse wet.

[Kyle]

Yeah, of course.

[Danny]

I'm not that wheel.

[TJ]

What do you think about us getting wet on the show?

[Danny]

Hilarious.

[TJ]

I'm funny or.

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah, I'll get wet.

[TJ]

Do you think it's funny for the show? Like it's a good segment?

[Reed]

Yeah, Yeah, I like it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, there you go.

[TJ]

Make you laugh.

[Danny]

Or you think it'll be funny six years from now?

[Reed]

Sorry. Sorry. Yeah, I think it'd be funny six years from now.

[Brandon Walker]

I love that.

[Danny]

It's not read.

[Reed]

You kind of hate it. Brandon, or.

[Danny]

Yeah, I think it's. I'm anti wheel.

[Reed]

You're anti Will.

[Danny]

Yeah. All right.

[Kyle]

Brandon hates it. I also hate it, but I don't want to be on Brandon's side.

[Danny]

Right. And Kate hates it as well. So does Kyle.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, so.

[Reed]

So do we all hate it?

[Brandon Walker]

Yes, I love you hate it.

[Kate]

Big cat.

[TJ]

Like, be honest, Rain, you kind of.

[Danny]

The cat hates it too, but he doesn't want to probably.

[Kyle]

I hate it, but.

[Reed]

So why don't you guys stop the wheel?

[Brandon Walker]

No, we can't, dude.

[Reed]

You can't. You're just going.

[Brandon Walker]

No, we're just beholden to it.

[Danny]

Nick had an idea to have a wheel six years ago, and we're just. The rest of our lives are just going to be same.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Reed]

All right.

[Brandon Walker]

Kind of cool like that, you know?

[Danny]

Not really.

[Reed]

Let's do the wheel, dude.

[Brandon Walker]

Being committed to something.

[Reed]

I. I like that. I like that for sure.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Seeing it through.

[Reed]

It's discipline, man.

[Danny]

You don't think. You don't think. 2200 episodes in a row of seeing something through is.

[Brandon Walker]

You just got to stay. Stay the course.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

And yeah, what if it's reverse wet again today?

[Danny]

I think I'll hit you in the head with this mic stand, Eddie.

[Eddie]

That's fine.

[Brandon Walker]

Spin it, TJ.

[Reed]

By the way, ESPN did full page Joe Paterno's death.

[Brandon Walker]

What about O.J.

[Reed]

i won't load.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, Trying.

[Kyle]

Joe Paterno dies.

[Danny]

I think he died before public sentiment really fully turned against him, though. So.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah,

[Kyle]

I almost texted Kate on Saturday. Why Individually? One on one. And then I decided not to. Oh, I would have been cuz I dry. I watched your. Your Barkley marathon documentary was very good.

[TJ]

And what.

[Kate]

Right.

[Kyle]

I watched. And then Saturday we were out to dinner, and then my wife was like, we should go home and put the baby down and watch a movie. And I was like, you want me to text Kate for a documentary?

[Kate]

Documentary.

[Kyle]

And then I thought about it. And I was like, that would ruin your night. If I texted you at like 6pm and I was like, hey, I need a wreck for tonight. Would you.

[TJ]

Yeah, she would have taken out.

[Kyle]

Feel like I would have taken it.

[Danny]

Would you have had one ready?

[Kate]

I would have had one ready. I think I have one ready for you.

[Kyle]

Okay. I felt I. So I didn't. Because I felt like I would have, like, paralyzed you and made you stop what you're doing.

[Brandon Walker]

Not made you.

[Kyle]

I would have. You would have voluntarily.

[Kate]

Very serious. Yes.

[Kyle]

So I didn't text you. And that's. That's my story.

[Kate]

Thank you.

[Kyle]

I almost texted Kate.

[TJ]

I get it.

[Kyle]

And then I would have bailed, too. Then I bailed on the text. I had it typed out and everything. Yeah, read it three times.

[Danny]

I wouldn't have texted her.

[Kyle]

Deleted the whole thing.

[Kate]

I appreciate knowing that. That makes me feel that.

[Danny]

You can't have a text decade on your record. That's.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I thought about that too. I thought about that as well. So I just went ahead and deleted the whole thing and threw my phone, like now.

[Kate]

Now I'm going to have to spend the whole rest of the day planning out in case. In case you ever do text me, I'll have a bunch of answers ready.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Kate]

Depending on the text.

[Steven]

All right.

[Kate]

This is exciting.

[Brandon Walker]

All right, we'll see everyone tomorrow. Nick will be back. Good job, Reed.

[Reed]

Thank you.

[Brandon Walker]

Get your straws y for a while.

[Danny]

React. It's the act.

[Brandon Walker]

It's the act. Yeah. It's time to talk shop for two Yankees.

[Danny]

The act. It's the act.

[Reed]

Shout out to all the Yak fans

[Eddie]

I met down in South Carolina.

[TJ]

Love you guys.

[Reed]

See you tomorrow.

[TJ]

Bye.