Buddy Doitche Takes Us Down Memory Lane In An Absolutely UNHINGED Episode: Thu Jul 16, 2026

Summary

The Yak Podcast

Episode: Buddy Doitche Takes Us Down Memory Lane In An Absolutely UNHINGED Episode

Date: July 16, 2026
Host(s): Barstool Yak Crew (Big Cat, KBNoSwag, Nick, Rone, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah, and guests)

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Episode Overview

This nearly two-hour “unhinged” Yak episode centers on the unforgettable guest appearance of Buddy Deutsch (Buddy Doitche), father of regular cast member Rone. The show is a riotous, astonishing trip down memory lane, with Buddy regaling the crew with jaw-dropping stories about his childhood, family, bizarre injuries, and wild adventures—from bee stings to “taint clubs.” Laced with signature Barstool irreverence, the episode offers a blend of comedy, nostalgia, and sheer insanity, with the Deutsches (Buddy and his son) easily stealing the spotlight.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Setting the Scene: Cast Updates and Baseball Stream Recap

• The episode opens with some cast absences (notably Brandon), with the crew joking about his “resting up” for his move and supposed dislike of the group.
• Recap and banter about the recent Barstool baseball stream, where Max and Ebo’s wins are described as upstaged by the antics of Buddy Deutsch and others.
  • Quote: “No one gave a single fuck about any balls that were being hit or where the balls were being hit” —D (03:51)
• Debate over the legitimacy of ringers in the baseball competition, including a high schooler projected to be a top draft pick and former MLB all-star Jason Kipnis being involved.

2. Tate’s Competitive Spirit and "Ringergate"

• Extended riffing on Tate’s obsession with winning the streams, his recruiting of young talent, and his relentless practice at batting cages.
  • Quote: “It’s just very funny to be like, all right, honey, gotta go to Sluggers tonight. I found a 17 year-old student. We really gotta win this thing.” —Big Cat (10:47)
• Laughter about getting parents’ permission and how Tate’s teenage prospect wasn’t even aware of Barstool or its stars.

3. Antics with the Barstool Extended Universe

• Discussion of colorful side characters like Nikki Smokes, Green Greg, and Mintzy. Green Greg emerges as a cult favorite, seemingly beloved for doing nothing in particular.
  • Quote: “He’s done absolutely nothing well, but he’s like everyone’s favorite. So, is he walking around being like, ‘How’s this happen? What the fuck is going on?’” —Big Cat (12:18)
• Mintzy’s inability to capitalize on melodramatic “injuries” (broken ankle), with hilarious skepticism over how severe his situation actually is.

4. Arrival of the Deutsches: Banter, Backstories, and Buddy’s Sleep Habits

[22:00 - 23:45]

• Ron and Buddy Deutsch join, immediately launching into family quirks—the inability to silence phones, rage from chewing noises, and riotous everyday dynamics.
  • Quote: “He gets very upset, but when he puts it on silent, then it's on silent for a month until he gets back and then he can show me how to do it.” —Buddy (23:23)

5. Buddy’s Life, Family, and Legendary Stories

Childhood and Friends: The Saga of "Shizman"

[26:30 - 29:40]

• Buddy delivers one of the episode’s wildest stories: a friend (“Shizman”) who urinated out his rectum following a tragic birth defect and reconstructive surgery. He describes “pee and shit blend” projectiles, pranking, and fishing with this “chum.”
  • Quote: “If he could get all loaded up with beer and then put his ass off the end of the boat and just shoot that stuff...we'd get fish coming in.” —Buddy (29:07)
  • Memorable Moment: The crew is left simultaneously in disbelief and uncontrollable laughter.

Family Antics: The “Taint Club” and Dangerous Play

[31:00 - 33:00]

• Stories of his father engaging in “gunfights” with real .22s as a young man, and additional tales of outrageous pranks, including the “Taint Club,” which remains only vaguely explained (“We had meetings once in a while…”).
• Quote: “We had a tea club and I was the ringleader...They all got a kick out of it. We had our own shake and everything.” —Buddy (59:02)

Bizarre Diets & Health Routines

• Buddy shares his strict vegan and low-fat diets for heart health, at the urging of a friend’s book (“Prevent and Reverse Heart Disease”), eating oatmeal for 15 years despite hating it.
  • Quote: “I don't even like oatmeal. I put some fruit in it, but I was, like, trying to save my life.” —Buddy (63:32)

Dangers and Rituals: Bees, Stings, and Headless Fish

• Buddy details his lifelong compulsion for wasp nest destruction, mutual combat with hornets, enduring upwards of 19 stings at a time, and yearning to face South American centipedes for the pain “challenge.”
  • Quote: “You don't get stung, it's not fair.” —Buddy (38:16)
• Introduces family fishing tradition: biting off the head of the first catch (sometimes with surprising anatomical results when biting flounder).

6. Sports, Competitiveness, & Physical Antics

[46:05 - 76:47]

• Video evidence gets played from their baseball stream and Buddy wrestling with feelings of inadequacy, wanting to join three-on-three basketball with the crew, and describing his football days at BC and UNH.
• Stories of dorm camaraderie, rampant pranks (crabs in underwear called “feathers”), and a deeply involved parent-son dynamic.

7. Buddy and Family: Absurd Bonding and Parental Tests

• Legendary “loyalty test” prank: faking the kidnapping of his daughter during a neighborhood Ding Dong Ditching spree.
  • Quote: “I told my friend…grab my daughter, bring her in the house, and start screaming at her.” —Buddy (35:43)
• Rone’s visible anxiety at what his father might reveal on air—the entire cast is spellbound by Buddy’s unpredictable candor.

8. Deeper Reflections, Aging, and Nostalgia

[86:38 - 94:46]

• Buddy reflects on aging, feeling he hasn’t peaked, and a wish-list of life goals: traveling, fishing, going to the Amazon, and skydiving.
• Laments the loss of carefree childhood for “today’s kids”—“Now they're all fat...They don't go outside, they don't play. They're just in front of those screens...” (94:46)

9. Downright UNHINGED Moments

• Explosions, literal and figurative: his father mishandling explosives, accidental kicks through walls when angry, and tent-bound wet tighty-whiteys being flung at him by a young Ron.
• Casual recounting of community pedophiles “letting kids use their kayak”—a moment so dark and matter-of-fact it renders the crew speechless.

10. Legacy, Invitations & Plans

• Buddy is heartily invited to future Yak events, camp, and more three-on-three games. His blend of tenacity, oblivious honesty, and storytelling has clearly won him a recurring spot.
  • Quote: “My mind is right and I’m feeling good, I think I could give pretty much 60% of the guys in here a good game, one-on-one to five, right.” —Buddy (75:44)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Buddy, on 9/11:
  “I was getting a massage...The masseuse interrupted halfway through the massage...She came back with oil. You just had to—more oil, yeah.” (25:37)
• On the “Shizman” friend:
  “I felt really bad for the guy. They rerouted it so it went out his butt...when he could ejaculate, it really hurt, because he wasn’t used to having anything flying out.” (27:24–27:48)
• On the Taint Club:
  “We had our own shake and everything…My father, he’s the one who started all that.” (59:09, 61:24)
• On eating regurgitated food:
  “I was bringing it up and I said, he probably can too...It has a decent taste, but it’s got that twinge of…right, acidic.” (52:34–53:22)
• On youthful danger:
  “We would take guns and play guns…shooting at each other with .22’s. One guy got shot in the shoulder, but that’s when they quit.” (31:03)
• On Buddy's own expectations:
  “Expect better, though. I know I can do a lot better…That’s what I'm thinking, right. Like it’s coming.” (86:42–86:56)

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Key Timestamps

• 02:00–04:00: Opening banter, Brandon’s absence, baseball stream recap
• 07:45–14:10: Tate’s ringer controversy, competitive streak, Green Greg lore
• 22:00–26:00: Arrival of the Deutsches, sleep habits, phone quirks, chewing stories
• 26:30–29:40: “Shizman’s” legendary story
• 31:00–33:00: The “gunfights” and the elusive “Taint Club”
• 38:00–44:00: Buddy’s wasp nest battles, favorite stings, family traditions
• 46:05–76:47: Sports competitiveness, “feathers” (crabs), father/son rivalry, one-on-one basketball
• 94:28–95:11: Reflection on childhood vs today’s kids, the “fat kid” lament
• 111:07–112:01: Planning for Yak camp, Buddy and Rone invited as “captains”

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Tone & Cultural Notes

The episode is candid, chaotic, and laugh-out-loud funny, with the classic Barstool tone of irreverent, boundary-blurring humor and camaraderie. No topic is too taboo or too bizarre, and the group manages to treat deeply strange or even disturbing stories with a unique blend of empathy, disbelief, and comic relief.

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Final Thoughts

Buddy Deutsch provides an epic, old-school counterpoint to the Yak crew’s modern hilarity, delivering a barrage of stories that shock, amuse, and occasionally unsettle. Rone’s visible anxiety over his father's confessions is a comedic masterstroke. The episode is as close as podcasting gets to oral folklore: boys will be boys, but sometimes the stories are stranger than fiction.

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If you missed this episode, you missed an all-timer: a portrait of a bygone, wild childhood, absurd traditions, and the best worst family stories you’ll ever hear, told by a man who might very well be immortal—if for nothing else, then for surviving them.

Transcript

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[B]

Are you serious?

[A]

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[B]

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[D]

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[E]

Oh.

[D]

Oh, not Brandon. It's not Brandon. Brandon's not here. Brandon's resting up for Mississippi. Mississippi. Yeah, resting up for the move. A lot of. That's a lot of house to move down south. So he's got a.

[A]

He's aware of how funny this is missing today, right?

[B]

I mean he, he probably be like oh, I was actually Sick. We did. We did kind of gloss over the fact he's like, I don't like you guys. I'm out of here as soon as I means it.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, as soon as this thing pops. Yeah, I'm out.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

That's really what I want to say.

[F]

The show is a vehicle to drive away from here correctly, Right?

[B]

Correct.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

But so, yeah, Titus is here, though. Ever loyal, Titus.

[D]

I'm sitting here for a reason.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I wanted to leave those two chairs next to each other open. So two guests that might be closely related, perhaps blood related, could sit next to one another. That was the idea. That was the thinking there.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

It's gonna be Deutsch day. We're gonna have to have. Buddy Deutsch is a star.

[A]

Have you blank checked him yet?

[B]

I told him I was like, I'll hire you. I don't think your wife would probably like that.

[D]

Were you guys aware during the stream that no one gave a single about any balls that were being hit or where the balls were being hit?

[H]

Yes.

[D]

You knew that. Okay.

[B]

And it made it even funnier that Max won. And that's all. Max night is the biggest night of the year for Max and Ebo, bar none. Like, that's it.

[A]

Didn't know they were in it.

[B]

Yeah. And it's just Deutsch's dad.

[F]

Incredible. Incredible.

[B]

This is an old, old footage.

[A]

He's good.

[B]

Really good. I will say that Tate's phrasing on this. I've obtained exclusive footage. It was just on his Instagram.

[I]

He's like, yeah, he's not hiding anything.

[B]

I did enjoy last night bringing a two time MLB all star Jason Kipnis. Awesome dude. And somehow gaslighting Tate into being like, dude, you brought a totally unfair ringer with your 17 year old. I don't know if you guys caught that, but. Because I think it was just Deutsche. But like, Tate would just be like, you have a. Also. I'm like, dude, it's just two 40 year old dudes. Like, we're out of shape. We're just trying our best. Kipnis is. Has a career that the 17 year old would give anything for.

[A]

And the 17 year old, what's the backstory?

[B]

He's from a high school that he's local.

[A]

Tate, get him.

[B]

Tate was scouting high school for young boys. Found him and then said, how can I make a competition that best. Best works with this. It was nasty.

[D]

He chased him through his neighborhood at night.

[A]

Yeah, that's how it works.

[B]

He had no idea who we were None. Not a barstool fan.

[F]

Did he have the farthest hit of the night?

[B]

I believe so. He hit one like 450.

[A]

I asked because Tate and Dave were upstairs arguing about.

[B]

About that kid.

[A]

And then Dave was just like, Tate,

[B]

I've been watching that kid for two years. So I didn't know if he was

[A]

like more known than I thought.

[B]

I think he is going to be like a top.

[I]

Okay.

[B]

Like first or second round draft pick.

[A]

That makes more sense.

[B]

It's Tate here. We got tape before we get the Deutsches because it's going to be Deutsches.

[H]

Tate.

[B]

Tate was Tate. Is Tate up there?

[F]

Yes, he is. Yep. Green Greg stayed at his house last night. He looked exhausted this morning.

[E]

Oh

[D]

yeah. Tate told me Greg stayed at his house last night and he phrased it to me. He said, so I've now had three of them stay at my house. Nikki Smokes and Green Greg and Smokes was taking.

[F]

Except creatures.

[A]

We need people like Smokes, Mints and Greg and Frank and stuff like that.

[D]

But apparently Smokes out of his house one night, which I didn't realize.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Oh, he was locked out, wasn't he? Or something. Or he.

[A]

That was the time he stayed at Nick's.

[F]

Right?

[A]

That was what? That was mine. That was at mine. Yeah.

[F]

Huh.

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[B]

Are you hospitable?

[F]

He is.

[B]

Why did you scream before you came on the act?

[F]

I don't know what happened there. So I was running to the act as usual. I'm always like up doing something. I'm like oh, it's noon. And I came running and Danny had a water in his hand so I flapped it out of his hand and then I kind of thought haha. And I moved on. And I was coming in here and I guess he chased me full speed.

[A]

Very paranoid. I was racing to get to the studio.

[F]

I kind of like immediately forgot I did it. And then I just heard like big footsteps right behind me and I just screamed.

[B]

He does have big feet.

[F]

He does.

[B]

And I. Shockingly big feet.

[F]

It's like, you know when a doctor hits your knee and it's like, I just. I heard the big footsteps and I just.

[A]

Fucking consequences.

[F]

It was really weird. I'd like to acknowledge how weird that was. And I'm sorry. That was really weird. Hey, apologies.

[G]

What's up, guys?

[B]

Tate, your ringer that you tried to, you know, win the whole thing with last night, that was up.

[G]

No, I thought more about that. I'm mad at you.

[B]

Why?

[G]

That was why? Because all night you were stirring the

[A]

pot, being like, Tate.

[G]

You're like, this shouldn't even count. Tate's guy doesn't count.

[B]

Yeah. You brought a MLB player list. He barely played in the league, bro. He's an all star playing the World Series.

[G]

And you just kept getting everyone to be like, yeah, if Tate wins, this doesn't even count.

[B]

Kipness kept on saying. Because I was like. At one point I was like, dude, it's like just like we're two 40 year old dudes out shape. Like we're bare. Like we barely played sports. And he's like, can I talk to

[E]

you for a sec?

[B]

Like, what are you doing? The other thing you kept saying, you're the 40 year old team. He's not 40, he's 39. Roundup. I'm 41. We're 80 together divided by two.

[A]

Wow.

[G]

Yeah, me and my guy are like, yeah.

[A]

How'd you find him?

[G]

So at first I went on pbr, which is like a high school rankings, and tried to get like the top. Try to get Jim Toy's son. Um, but he got drafted this weekend. That guy goes to Chuck's high school. And I text. He helped us with a stream last year. And I text him, I said, you got any studs? He's like, I have a fucking legit stud. I didn't know until he got there that he's a projected first or third round draft pick.

[D]

You have any studs? I also didn't know sex in high school.

[B]

You were grooming.

[D]

You got his studs.

[G]

I assumed he was a senior. He was a junior.

[E]

Yeah.

[I]

What?

[G]

So he's got. He's like kind of us again next year?

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

Yeah, dude. After school.

[B]

Yeah, his. His mom was waiting in the parking lot. Cuz he can't drive.

[A]

Did you have to get his parents to like sign off? You have to like visit the house?

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

No.

[G]

Should have, probably should have let me say this. That kid was good.

[D]

That was really.

[B]

No, dude.

[I]

So are kids like that? Are they like still not about nil. Let me get drafted.

[G]

He has a bat contract right now. That's what I was.

[I]

He has a bat contract.

[B]

He also was a really nice kid, cuz he knew nothing about us. Nothing about barstool, which I actually appreciated. It's like, that's ex. Like, that kid should just be playing ball. Not.

[G]

It's probably my favorite part of the night was when I like met him. I introduced myself, I was like, so you're familiar with, you know, big cats in it? Pft's in it.

[B]

He's like, nah.

[G]

I said, okay, well, Jason Kipness is in it.

[B]

He's like, nah.

[I]

Yeah, still not.

[G]

My coaches told me I need to hit baseballs. Yeah, do it, dude.

[B]

Yeah. And I let it down.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, he did. Big time.

[G]

We were way better. I thought buys couldn't throw.

[B]

Well, I mean, you brought in someone to rig the whole competition. You didn't win. That's embarrassing.

[G]

You all had the opportunity to bring in teens, just players. Everyone was like, tate's guy's too good. Yeah, I brought in a good guy.

[D]

I wanted to win Teen Studs.

[A]

I was browsing for teen studs online. Popped off the page.

[B]

How many times did you go to sleep Sluggers?

[G]

I've been to sluggers.

[B]

Yeah. Because this is what Tate does. He's getting like practicing. He was way better this year than last year. And I was like, tate, when did you last go to Sluggers? He's like, earlier this morning. So he's just been getting.

[G]

Why do I. But why do I get on for like, yeah, dude, I do like to win these.

[B]

No, you. I'm not you. It's just very funny to be like, all right, honey, gotta go to sluggers tonight. Gotta. Got a baseball stream that I found a 17 year old student. We really got to win this thing.

[G]

She's used to it. After I had to do a push up routine to be able to bench 135.

[I]

Yeah, no, I was wondering, your routine was what?

[G]

Push ups and protein, dude. I was afraid to go to the gym.

[I]

We talked about how long.

[G]

Just two months, I believe, like it was the first of the year is when I was like, all right, gotta do it.

[B]

No, caring about those streams makes it fun. Like wanting to compete and wanting to win is what makes. If everyone was like, I don't care. Once. Once we got to like the second or third round, I was like, kiddos, we gotta try to win.

[G]

Yeah. I just. I was driving home last night, pissed off. I was like, how did big cat

[B]

get in my oh I guess let you so bad and people were agreeing with you. They're like yeah, it is up tape. He hadn't swung a bat in five years. I felt I there was a nervous moment where the first like 10 swings I was like did he forget baseball

[A]

once he warmed up?

[B]

Yeah. Then you're like oh, there's levels to this. He put on a bunting display.

[G]

That was his confidence in his bunting.

[B]

Oh.

[G]

I was like oh come on dude.

[B]

That's where you like oh, this guy's bunted like 10,000 times and probably practice cuz he just came up there and was just like

[E]

all right.

[B]

How was Green Greg?

[A]

Stayed over.

[G]

He was fine.

[A]

He, that's the best description of him ever.

[B]

Yep.

[I]

He effortlessly forgettable shower showered before getting

[G]

in bed which was good. Slept in the guest room. That's now Miny and Green Greg are the only people sleep in that bed.

[B]

Can I what so here's where I'm at with Green Greg. I, I, maybe I should just ask him but he, he makes me laugh so hard because and I want to say this in a nice way, it's probably not going to come across nice but what do you think goes through Greg's head? He's done absolutely nothing well but he's like everyone's favorite. So like is he walking around being like how's this happen? What the is going on?

[A]

Like everyone just the whole theater for the dozen.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Canton Green grass.

[E]

Right.

[B]

It's, it's awesome. It's an awesome phenomenon. I don't want him to start do if he pushes it too far it wouldn't be funny. But he's just like, he's that, what's that that movie the, the Gift that he's never seen him. The guy smiles and everyone's clapping for him. It's like a very famous gift.

[A]

Like Captain America Homelander is doing it. There it is. Yeah.

[B]

That's great Greg. Every day, every day he's like oh my God, are they clapping for me

[I]

Is like a Adam Sandler Rob Schneider movie.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

He, he again he makes me laugh. So I'm not this isn't supposed to be. It's just funny like if you actually lay out like what he's like he ate a chick. Everyone's like oh my God. Yeah, this is Green Greg. Every day he's like holy. This is for me.

[A]

You know, you know when you wear a band T shirt but you've never listened to the band? Yeah, it's kind of like that. It's like I liked how it looked. Yeah, I've never heard the music. Yeah, Greg's like a Joy Division T shirt.

[G]

Yeah, we spent some time together, too, because you know how far that place was, Me and Greg. It was me and Luke Blutman on the way up, me and Green, Greg on the way back.

[C]

Tate.

[B]

Tate has us going. That was an hour and 45, but crazy.

[G]

It was far, but that's a good field.

[B]

Like, come back like that. I just wish they just lived a little closer, that's all.

[I]

An hour 45 away.

[B]

Yeah, well, it was traffic.

[G]

It was far.

[B]

I mean, no traffic coming back is 50 minutes o. Some guy was like, why don't you guys take the L? It's like, dude, we're going to Joliet

[I]

so far.

[B]

All right. But good night. That was fun.

[G]

Yeah, I love doing that minty update rip. Sorry.

[B]

No one squanders an opportunity like that guy.

[G]

That made me mad.

[B]

He's got all the world being like, broken ankle. He come. If he came out and did in a wheelchair and threw the first pitch I offered. So funny. Instead, he's like, no, I gotta stay home because it's serious injury. Dude, shut the up. Just get. You have these moments, and he just. Every time he has a moment, he's just like, how do I not do anything?

[D]

What were you telling me earlier, Tate? That, like, you can't even.

[B]

Yeah, I was.

[G]

I texted him. I was like, hey, man, you're gonna come in today. He goes, man, I hope I can even get to the Walgreens for the pain medication if I'm lucky. I'm in real bad shape, to be honest. Pain went up. Wheelchair was a game changer. Don't know where I'd be without it.

[D]

He's gonna lose so much weight. I really. I think he's gonna come back and you're gonna be able to see his ribs. I think he's not gonna know how to feed himself.

[B]

Yeah, he's gonna be like, I can't eat it.

[D]

Can't eat a thing.

[I]

Acting like it's spread throughout his whole body.

[B]

He's acting like a straw. He's acting like a paraplegic. My.

[G]

I wish. I don't know. I need. I need a second opinion. I need a second opinion.

[A]

She.

[G]

She was. I don't know what she was. She was not the doctor we went to go see, but she gave such a snap, like, yeah, it's broken. And then she went on to say, like, this isn't even good X ray. Like, I need you to put weight. He Couldn't put weight on it. If she didn't use the word broken, this would be a different narrative.

[B]

And what's. What's the actual product? He's got to wear a cast for six to eight weeks.

[G]

Four to six is what said. But it could be, like, if it's worse, longer.

[B]

I think it will be worse. He's. He doesn't strike me as like a Adrien Peterson, ACL type of guy, where it's like, it's a medical marvel that he's recovered in the least amount of time I'll give.

[G]

He's hurt. He's hurt, but he is acting like he was in a full body crash, not a. Not that he hurt his ankle.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, this is like. He's gonna lay it on thick.

[E]

Hell, yeah.

[B]

It's actually kind of a blessing that we don't see him.

[G]

They can't make it in.

[A]

But, like, will he just die in his apartment? He can't eat.

[B]

That would be.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

He's fucking funny. How'd he die? He's broke his ankle.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

It's.

[B]

We're basically going back 500 years.

[A]

He broke his ankle and died three weeks later. Do you see?

[G]

Bosco got him with a little investigative work. So he wore the same thing to the pizza place that he wore yesterday because he couldn't change. Bosco found a picture of him at Windy City Smoke out this weekend.

[D]

Oh, no.

[E]

Oh, no. That's what he was wearing yesterday and the day before.

[B]

The man just never changes.

[A]

He doesn't. In the literal and metaphorical sense.

[B]

I still can't get over this.

[I]

That's it.

[B]

The sideways. I think he stepped on his friend's foot.

[A]

But he told you he fell, right?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Look at the sideways.

[F]

Oh, he, like, stepped on his heel just a tiny bit.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

Is that a broken ankle?

[A]

It looks more painful.

[B]

That's a friend. Understand?

[G]

Huh?

[B]

He's quite so.

[I]

He said he fell. He felt definitively like I fell.

[G]

Yeah. I called him on the way in, and I was, like, checking on him when he said I fell. That's when I was like, all right, I gotta go get this.

[I]

When you started scouring through the footage and he knew you were doing that, did he change his story?

[A]

He.

[G]

No, not until he came in. He said, oh, did I say fell? I meant trip down the stairs. I wouldn't call that a trip down.

[B]

No, that was not. He stepped.

[G]

Misstepped.

[D]

I rolled my ankle. It's what I would say.

[A]

Does a part of you think he might have Broken this some other way.

[D]

He went home with a hand, took

[B]

a hammer, and just.

[D]

It's like, I have to have a broken.

[A]

He was better.

[G]

He was pumped when they was word broken.

[E]

Yeah.

[G]

He felt vindicated, and then he was in the middle of a pain medication talk with the doctor, and Dave tweeted that he knew it was broken the whole time, and he just stopped talking to lady. He goes, you see what Dave said?

[B]

Oh, my God.

[I]

Told me. Yeah.

[G]

So he's pumped. Good for minty.

[D]

Wait, wait.

[I]

What did he get prescribed?

[G]

I don't know. My pain mechanic. It was not like. I only. Only word I know is Viking. It was not.

[I]

Oh, he can flip that. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[G]

He asked for the pain meds, which was awesome.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

But he couldn't get them last night because the pharmacy closed.

[G]

Is that true?

[A]

Yeah, I had a chat with him.

[G]

Hell yeah.

[I]

He's not like a delivery guy. He would never waste the money on food delivery. Right.

[G]

He had his crutches delivered to his doorstep.

[B]

Okay. Yeah. So he will.

[I]

He's gonna have to.

[G]

Yeah. I'm gonna make my way over there at some point, but I got to do tomorrow.

[I]

So he will get.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

I'm so excited for that.

[B]

Don't let him bully you out of tweeting anything. Yeah, I told him. I was like, tate's gonna tweet good or bad.

[G]

Yeah, he says. He says he's down.

[F]

So is Annika still going?

[G]

Annika's going.

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

I cannot wait.

[D]

Are you gonna. If he wants to show you videos,

[G]

I'm there to do.

[D]

Are you gonna watch the video?

[I]

I. Tate, I know you're gonna do.

[D]

Yeah, above.

[B]

I get.

[A]

It's weird.

[G]

I'm there to do my best job and, like, if I can obtain exclusive footage of Nadu getting sucked, like, I'm gonna.

[B]

Should hide under his bed.

[I]

I want.

[G]

I. I have to ask him a couple questions. I would like to return to Nadu's instead of the hotel on. On.

[I]

After the party, I'd like you to go to his place.

[G]

Yes.

[I]

I'd like you to talk privately to his cohort of women. Interview everyone.

[G]

Yeah, I'm trying to get. Yep. Interviews, sit downs. If you have any ideas, text me. I'm open to whatever.

[I]

So I love it last. Yeah.

[G]

Thanks, guys.

[B]

Have fun.

[E]

Thanks.

[B]

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[E]

Yeah.

[B]

We got to get the Deutsches in here. Che, what's up with you? Are you, are you back? What happened yesterday?

[C]

Yeah, I decided a service appointment that took like way longer than would have thought.

[B]

Okay. And then the WASP situation. Well, let's get them in here. Where are the Deutsches? Deutsches.

[F]

Send in the Deutsches.

[A]

I think the plural of Deutsch is Deutsch.

[I]

Yeah. Remains.

[B]

Buddy. Buddy. Ronnie's dad is. He slept in a little today.

[H]

Think he was taking a dump.

[E]

I got.

[B]

Ronnie just walked by and said he's taking a dump. Yeah, he said, I saw Deutsch here this morning at like 7:30 and he was just. I was like, where's your dad? He's like, we set a bunch of alarms and I got up to. We were going to work out together. I got up and he just went right to my bed. And that was it. Apparently also. Oh, I want, I don't want to wait for it, but we can ask him this. I. Apparently at some point in Buddy's life he, he used to silence his phone and he. One night he missed a Bunch of calls. So now he never silences his phone ever. So Deutsch said that his dad's phone was just going off all night. All night? Is his fear of. Of missing out on something?

[I]

Buddy Deutsch is beyond praise.

[F]

Yes.

[I]

A supreme artist.

[F]

Did anyone talk to him, like, after the show yesterday?

[A]

I didn't get the chance to.

[F]

Oh, he has no off button. It's.

[B]

He's just Buddy.

[F]

Fantastic.

[B]

Come on in. There he is.

[A]

Mr. Deutsch.

[F]

Welcome back either.

[I]

What catches your eye?

[B]

What happened? What happened? What happened this morning? Slept in.

[E]

Yeah. Last couple mornings I haven't had any sleep.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

I had to bring my wife down. Two o' clock in the morning to Logan, and then the flight here, I had to get up early, so.

[B]

Right, so you got a little extra sleep.

[E]

Yeah, it was perfect. What?

[B]

So I was telling it before you got in here because Ronnie told me the. You don't silence your phone.

[E]

I don't know how to.

[B]

Oh.

[E]

Oh, I've.

[H]

I've made you.

[E]

He gets very upset, but when he puts it on silent, then it's on silent for a month until he gets back, and then he can show me

[B]

how to do it.

[A]

You'll silent him, but not unsilent him?

[E]

Yeah.

[H]

You leave when I'm around him and you're constantly hearing noises. It's tough.

[E]

Yeah, he can't stand any background noise.

[D]

All right.

[B]

Has that always been the case if

[E]

you eat something in front of him and chew, ooze out of his mind stimulus.

[A]

That's in the file.

[B]

Really?

[E]

There's actual a term for it?

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

It's rage from the sound of chewing.

[A]

Oh, you get rage from chewing?

[H]

It's from his chewing. You want to show him how you chew?

[B]

He goes like that.

[H]

That's just the way you eat.

[B]

Like a cow, kind of.

[E]

I think I close my mouth, but he says I don't.

[B]

No, show us a chew. Yeah. That's not closing your mouth.

[H]

Get him. Get him a banana. And they'll be.

[E]

Oh, the banana would be broke.

[H]

There'll be some rage.

[B]

You have a banana.

[H]

There'll be some rage throughout the entire world.

[I]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

All right, I'm gonna. I'm order.

[E]

Everyone get mad at me.

[B]

Yeah, I'll order some bananas right now. All right, so the wasp nest. We found one in Milwaukee, which you guys can go to tomorrow. But I'm gonna put out the call again. If anyone has a wasp nest in local or closer to us in Chicago, please hit up Stephen Shea, because these Deutsches want to hit a Wasp nest. They want to. They want to hit it with a bat.

[A]

Will this be the furthest you've traveled for a nest before?

[E]

Yes. Yeah, probably the furthest I've ever traveled.

[B]

Oh, well, no.

[E]

Been to California once you came here? Yes. Yeah, that was from Boston. That was tough getting on that plane. Usually I don't even like going from one city to the next. I'm kind of a homebody, really.

[B]

Yeah. So what was the tough part of getting on the plane?

[E]

Oh, the whole thing. I get worried that I don't have the right identification. They're not going to take my license. I didn't have a passport. And then your mind just starts racing. Something's going to happen. You're going to be late. Anxiety.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

I took a lorazepam. I was fine.

[B]

What about. Do you ever think about 9 11?

[E]

Yeah, I do.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Where were you on 9 11?

[E]

I was getting a massage.

[B]

Walk us through.

[A]

It was the masseuse that told you?

[E]

I think she did, yeah. She kind of interrupted halfway through the massage. I was on my. Just was getting into that right area and she. Oh, my God. She said, I heard something on the news and she left the room, came back with oil. You just had to. More oil. Yeah.

[H]

You finish off yourself.

[E]

I had to.

[G]

Terrible.

[I]

Oh, it was one of those.

[H]

Yes.

[E]

Gotta have a happy ending. Yeah.

[A]

So wait, was that. Was the happy ending canceled?

[E]

It was.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

That was huge.

[I]

What?

[E]

The night Alive.

[A]

I've never thought of it that way.

[D]

It had to be there. But it was a big deal. It was a big deal.

[E]

It was a big deal.

[D]

I want to ask you about the shiz man, because I was captivated you started telling the story.

[E]

Yep.

[D]

I was watching at home last night. I was on the couch and I turned the stream on. And you said, I have a friend who had to be rerouted like a bird where he could piss and out of the same hole.

[E]

Yep.

[D]

And then he got cut off and Tate started talking about the rules for the next round. And I was losing my mind. Everyone watching was losing their mind. They're like, we have to hear this story. Yeah, you did tell the story, but for anyone who wasn't watching the stream last night. Can you explain who? Yes, he's man is.

[E]

He was a classmate that I met in seventh grade. Had a weird walk to him. Like, I could tell that there was something wrong with his hips. And then I talked to him. Apparently his bladder was born on the outside of him is. He was really messed up. And when they reconnected him, he couldn't. Couldn't pee out of his. Out of his dick.

[I]

He.

[E]

They rerouted it so it went out his butt. And the worst part is, is when he finally got older and he could ejaculate. Yeah, it really hurt because he wasn't used to having anything flying out.

[A]

Oh, yeah, it was a. Yeah. Oh my God.

[E]

So bad for him. I felt really bad for the guy.

[B]

Is he still alive? No, the shiz man.

[E]

No shiz man. But he, once he, you know, he started practicing because it was basically like diarrhea. It would just shoot out, start practicing. Well, we would have him because I said, this is unbelievable that you can. No, everyone thinks it's diarrhea, but this is what you do every day. So we would bet people, we would actually mark on a wall, a circle, like on a brick building, maybe A and P or something at night, 12 o' clock at night, and bet people he could go like 20ft away and hit that thing.

[A]

It was coming out with force.

[E]

And he made this, this unbelievable noise. Like he was like. And then he would just squeeze down. It would just shoot out and you could hear it. It would splatter.

[A]

Was it coming out like a projectile?

[I]

So he wasn't just. It would knock you squatting and going south.

[A]

It would knock you down.

[I]

It would knock you down.

[E]

It was a fire hose. Well, I mean, in order to go 20ft, there had to be some power.

[A]

What color was the, the, the liquid?

[E]

It was. Well, it had little balls of poop in it, but it was kind of

[I]

Bud Deutsch, his balls of poop in it.

[H]

Yeah.

[E]

He's like. It was a mixture of. Because, you know, it was a blend.

[B]

It was a blood.

[H]

Yeah.

[I]

Everything was coming out at once.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[E]

So, but it was. But the best thing, what we really used it for is we went fishing. You know what chumming is?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Normally it's a pain in the ass. Cutting up the fish and throwing them over you. Your hands stinking. You know, you're trying to get the fish. If he could get all loaded up with beer and then put his ass off the end of the boat and just shoot that stuff, oh my God. And the tide would take it. We'd get fish coming in. The problem is he didn't want to eat them.

[D]

Right.

[A]

Because it had to do with shit in it.

[H]

You were giving away the fillets, though.

[E]

We were giving the fillets away.

[I]

Now were you goading this boy to mixture ate or was that on his own?

[E]

Oh, no, he liked, he liked to do it yeah. He was well known for.

[I]

For it. Yeah.

[B]

Was he popular with the guys?

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

Poor guy. Yeah.

[A]

But it hurt to come.

[E]

It did, yeah.

[I]

And he told you this?

[E]

The worst thing is. I don't know why. You ever hear of rolling? My father, for some reason, told him he used to roll.

[B]

This isn't an ecstasy, is it?

[H]

What do you. What are you going to say?

[E]

Well, instead of the real way, you masturbate, he's rolling. And he thought that's what you. That's. He thought that that's.

[H]

He was fire starting.

[I]

Like he was making play.

[H]

D'oh.

[E]

Snake. He said his ticket. All sore and nothing else, I'd imagine.

[I]

Yeah. Did you help him? Did you teach him?

[E]

No.

[A]

Because he probably never touched his dick ever.

[E]

Right.

[A]

For 16.

[E]

After that, he was all sore and everything, but.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

But he finally found out. But really, his first few times, he was rolling my. I don't know why my father told him that's the way to do it.

[I]

This is a family.

[E]

I think we're just.

[G]

Wait, your.

[A]

Your dad taught him the wrong way to come.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

So your father was.

[E]

He was always.

[D]

Variety.

[E]

He was above us.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Crazy.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah. I mean, really.

[B]

How so?

[H]

Tell them about, like in the woods, what they were doing. Shooting at each other.

[E]

Yeah. I mean, they were in the 40s. They would take guns and play guns.

[A]

They would take guns and play guns.

[E]

They were shooting at each other with.22s.

[C]

What?

[I]

They were having war and they.

[E]

One guy got shot in the shoulder, but that's when they quit.

[B]

Was there any rules to it? Like no head shots?

[E]

There was no rules, but I mean, obviously you don't want to be shooting somebody in the head. They were trying to hit him in the leg and stuff.

[C]

What the.

[E]

What.

[I]

What of gun.

[E]

22.

[F]

22.

[I]

And they'd be in the woods now.

[E]

He didn't participate. He hid in the car. But there was like five or six of his buddies that would do that two or three times a year. They thought that was fun.

[B]

Guns?

[E]

Yes.

[I]

Would they armor themselves?

[E]

No.

[B]

No.

[E]

They just went out and it would be. It would be kind of. It's kind of like with the bees chasing you, except this time you get bullets, Right? Yeah. Imagine.

[I]

You ever feel like less of a man when your father would recount these stories and, you know, like, you would never.

[E]

Well, there's stories I couldn't even tell you here that do make me feel a little bit less. But that one, I thought.

[I]

Not that one.

[E]

No, no.

[I]

He's done more.

[E]

He's done some Danger. Messed up.

[I]

Yeah.

[E]

Farm animals.

[F]

Okay.

[I]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, so now you know the first. You know the first thing either, but his friends.

[E]

His friends, not him.

[B]

Okay, got it.

[E]

He watched.

[D]

Well, there are. Okay, hold on there, there. This is back a couple lanes of up,

[I]

Right?

[B]

Also, can I ask a question? This might be dumb, but did it ever occur to you that, like, your dad had all these crazy stories, yet somehow he was always the one only watching?

[E]

I thought it was a little suspicious.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Like.

[E]

But a lot of times he would admit some stuff to me, so I said okay.

[B]

Okay. So checked out the picture of your father?

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

You say no, he couldn't participate.

[B]

Yeah, he watched.

[A]

He watched a barnyard cuckold farm animal.

[D]

But it was the 30s.

[E]

They just like to mess with them a little bit.

[B]

Yes, right.

[I]

Yeah.

[H]

What happened with the explosive? When he was in the army, he

[E]

was a demolition expert. No, this guy was baked.

[I]

He was baked.

[E]

Half baked. Not fully, but half baked.

[B]

Wait, is your dad.

[E]

I mean, when I say baked, I don't mean. I mean just when you baked, you're not rolling with two, Two oars.

[B]

Right, Right.

[E]

You got some problems. It's not, like, induced from drugs or alcohol.

[B]

He's just a little off.

[E]

He's a little off.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah.

[E]

So are we. He. For some reason, they were going around, they're trying to find these explosives. He found one, and he was the expert. He's walking, and he thought it was a pull. Smoke. He pulled it and exploded in his hand. And it didn't take his fingers out, but it really was messed up.

[I]

Oh, my God.

[E]

And because he was supposed to be the expert, he just put his hand in his pocket and pretend it didn't happen. This is World War II just after.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Holy shit.

[A]

What war?

[B]

Korean.

[E]

Yeah. Yeah. He's considered a Korean War veteran.

[I]

Okay.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

Well, it was. Yeah.

[F]

Wow.

[I]

Oh, his hand.

[E]

But he would have been great on the show, probably. Yes.

[I]

His hand scarred.

[E]

Did you see the, the Father's Day drinking team with. He was in it with Ronnie and I.

[B]

No, no.

[E]

Yeah, we have a Father's Day drinking team. We're all doing. He's got a 12 ounce. He's got a 48 at Corona. I have a 20 ounce and my father has a 2012. And we, we race.

[F]

That's a video somewhere.

[B]

Do you have a video of that?

[H]

It's somewhere. I, I, it was probably Father's Day in 2023, maybe.

[E]

I have it, yeah.

[B]

Oh, so your, your dad, is he still alive?

[E]

No, he was 93 when he passed.

[B]

Wow. What a life.

[E]

He. He could drink beer.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

What a life.

[I]

Could he chug it like. Have you ever met anyone who could chug like Ron?

[E]

Nobody.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, there it is.

[A]

Oh, I need that shirt. Oh, my God, Ron.

[F]

Oh, my God.

[E]

How does anybody do that?

[F]

Holy.

[B]

That's your son.

[E]

I'm proud of him.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[D]

How could you not be?

[E]

No, I brag. I do brag to people, and they

[B]

look at me like, oh, he finished it. Look at that.

[E]

Brooks was here, you know, said from Shaw Shank.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[H]

Still have the shirt.

[E]

Yep.

[B]

You. You kidnapped your own daughter?

[E]

I had my friend. Kidnapper.

[I]

It's a good friend.

[E]

Really good girl. Yeah, it was funny. It was in a really kind of sketchy section of Portsmouth. We're supposed to be ding dong ditching, which we were doing all the time.

[B]

Wait, with your daughter, you were doing it?

[E]

Yeah, I'd get. All the neighborhood kids. I'd get. I had a van. I just throw them in and had some fun with it.

[B]

You throw the kids in and you'd be like, let's go ding dong ditch.

[E]

Let's go ding dong ditching.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

And they loved it. So I told my friend and called him up and said, hey, we're gonna knock on your door, grab my daughter, bring her in the house, and start screaming at her. So it happened. And she had three good friends I thought were good friends in the. In the caravan. And two of them were like, just get. Let's just. It's her fault. Let's just get out of here. And one of them went nuts and was, like, trying to break the window is really. We had to tell her the difference, but I.

[B]

So it was a test.

[E]

It was a test.

[B]

I wanted to see Loyalty test.

[E]

I want to see who the friend was.

[B]

Yeah. So you found the one friend?

[E]

I found the one friend.

[A]

And what did your daughter say to you afterwards?

[E]

Oh, she thought it was great. It was great. Yeah.

[H]

She was aware of it.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, she was in.

[H]

On was a. It was a Deutsche. We were all aware.

[E]

It was all. Yeah, it was a Deutsche.

[H]

It was more. Yes.

[A]

I like just calling that a Deutsche.

[B]

You got Deutsch.

[E]

You got Deutsche?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we. We were talking about the wasp nest last night, and you guys were worried that it. Like, you were telling me that if it's too high, you don't like it because you like to really take a baseball bat.

[E]

Yeah, I mean, I. If I start getting on a ladder and messing with them, I'm really going to get hammered. Right. And I'll probably jump off the ladder. I go nuts when those things.

[A]

Right?

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

I mean, I start screaming, but I enjoy it. But I probably would get hurt. But if it's. If it's, you know, level, I can give it a good whack and run and, you know, see how many can catch me.

[B]

Right. And you said that your favorite is when they're on the ground, because then you can put gas.

[G]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

Gasoline on them.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And then. And then they come out.

[E]

Then when they. Oh, my God. When you. When that thing's burning and they're flying out and in flames and they start coming at you and they just slowly. Just once in a while, you get one that's got some juice in them, but most of them are pretty much fried.

[A]

So you've been stung by a flaming wasp.

[E]

That's the.

[A]

So it burns and actually I have

[E]

a little bit of singe on my. On my shirt.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

But the sting isn't as powerful, though. Oh, they're kind of losing.

[I]

Your goal is to destroy them but also get stuck.

[E]

Yeah. You don't get stung.

[I]

It's a little something.

[A]

It's not fair.

[B]

It's actually like extremely fair. Mutual combat.

[E]

It is.

[B]

Yeah. We're like, I'm gonna hit you guys. Yeah.

[E]

I deserve to get stuck.

[B]

Right? You're hoping that they fight back.

[E]

Yep.

[B]

And you've done 50 to 100.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

How many times have you been stung in your life?

[E]

Hundreds.

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

So the house we have in Milwaukee, the nest, it's six feet high, but from the homeowner, they are bald faced hornets. Which, Ronnie, you have some thoughts on.

[H]

I think they're supposed to be some of the more aggressive hornets.

[E]

Yeah, they're. They're a lot of fun.

[D]

Oh, that.

[E]

That's him.

[B]

Yes, that's him.

[A]

Arch nemesis.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[B]

So if we can't find one closer, you guys are willing to go to Milwaukee tomorrow?

[E]

I got a plane.

[B]

Are you not? Did you not?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

You're not coming tomorrow night?

[E]

I can't.

[C]

Why?

[E]

Oh, I got about four deals in real estate. I honestly gotta get. You can ask Tommy. It was pinging all night. People getting upset because I wasn't going to be there on Saturday morning.

[B]

Okay. All right, so we need to find one right now. Anything on the office, anything close? Anyone? Anyone close to. They're just downtown Chicago. Let us know.

[A]

Where do they like to make nests to?

[B]

I want to see you guys go after a wasp nest.

[E]

Usually sheds.

[B]

Sheds and trees. Do you have a Video of you doing it.

[A]

Oh, Deutsch. You've posted some videos. Yeah, I was watching some last night.

[E]

He has one of a good bald face.

[A]

The one where it stung you right above the eye.

[H]

Yeah, yeah, that one's good. That was.

[A]

It looks like it hurt.

[H]

Is that two summers ago? That was when he hit it with a rock. It was.

[D]

Here it is.

[C]

Yeah.

[H]

Yeah.

[E]

So first shot missed. Oh. So we're thinking we're. We're all set.

[A]

Is that you?

[B]

That one.

[E]

I thought he almost got me in the eye. He got me in the temple.

[H]

Oh,

[E]

man.

[A]

So is this adrenaline right now?

[B]

Oh, and I'm.

[E]

I'm fired up. I. They come. They come after us again. That nest.

[A]

Oh, man.

[I]

Do you have a favorite spot to get stung?

[E]

Something below the neck. I don't like it when I get

[I]

in there, I'd imagine.

[E]

Yeah, you know, ears, nose, then I'm always worried about getting one in the eye. I might start wearing safety glasses. I don't know.

[F]

Have you heard from other, like, wasp killing enthusiasts? Have you heard from other people who are also.

[E]

No, just people. Very upset that I'm killing wasps.

[F]

Oh, really?

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh, people get upset about that.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

I could see if you were killing honeybees, but wasps, but I mean, usually

[E]

these places where they've already stung a kid or they potentially could kill some, you know, sting somebody or they're in somebody's shed. I'm not just.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

Doing them a surface.

[H]

Although if there was one in the middle of a forest.

[E]

Oh, then I'd get it.

[H]

You'd still go after it.

[E]

It sounded good.

[I]

Is there anything else you'd like to get bitten or afflicted by?

[E]

I'd like to see if I could take the. The South American centipede bite. Have you seen that one with wolf, Coyote, Kings of pain?

[I]

Yes.

[E]

That. That was supposed to be the worst of the. I mean, he was crying and he had to go to this. Had to go to the hospital. I'd like to think I could do it.

[F]

Oh, those.

[E]

Have you.

[I]

Does the pleasure come from the pain or the fact that you just.

[E]

That you did it.

[I]

Overcome.

[E]

You overcame?

[I]

Yeah.

[F]

Have you ever been pepper sprayed?

[E]

No.

[F]

I feel like you probably enjoy that.

[B]

I'd love that a little bit.

[E]

Have you guys got any. Is that. Is that like. That would put you out for like an hour or so?

[F]

Yeah, for a little bit.

[A]

Ron, do you crave pain like this?

[H]

Not really. I mean, I go along with these trips. I'm way more afraid of getting stung than. Than he is like. I usually watch and film from a safer distance.

[B]

Do you have any. Do you have any videos you haven't posted of him?

[H]

I think everything I've got, everything I've gotten a posted, I could watch all of them. The one I posted a couple weeks ago was fun. He wasn't happy with not really getting stung.

[E]

Oh, it was terrible. I didn't get one sting. I was right there. They're just flying around me. I was dodging them.

[B]

Can we see that video? You posted that?

[H]

Yes.

[E]

Yeah.

[H]

Okay.

[F]

Oh, yeah. This one.

[E]

It's just a small nest. The yellow jackets.

[F]

You didn't get stung on this one.

[E]

And they're all. See, I've already fired them up. I've already hit them twice hoping that they could get riled up, Get you.

[A]

You're moving like you're in an uncontacted tribe.

[E]

All right, they're going down right now.

[D]

Jeez.

[E]

They know it's me.

[G]

I think.

[E]

I know it's me getting a reputation. One tried to fly up my.

[F]

This.

[D]

All right.

[H]

I think the ground or from up top?

[E]

From the ground. Just take that thing and just flatten it and I'll. It's your turn. What do I have to hit? Starting recording.

[D]

Oh,

[B]

This is your backyard?

[E]

My, My sister's. I know it will work.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[F]

Wow.

[A]

What a rush.

[B]

That's unbelievable.

[A]

You're like the turtle man. You ever used to watch that show? Live action.

[E]

Loves to cat. We love to catch turtles and snakes too.

[I]

Yeah.

[A]

What do you do with the snakes?

[I]

Snapping turtles.

[E]

Oh, I should show him the one with the four foot red tail python. That thing hisses. It was the scariest sound I've ever heard.

[I]

The python. His.

[A]

Where was this?

[E]

That was in St. Croix.

[A]

Okay. What do you do when you catch them?

[E]

You're supposed to kill them because it's like invasive species and it's kind of like they have. Down in Florida where they. They did have a like a hundred dollar bounty on them, but that ran out. But they are. They're really. It's amazing how. How they've just. In the last 20 years. It's like hundreds of thousands of them in a small island. They're just wiping out all the native species.

[I]

I didn't know that.

[B]

Yeah, Stephen, I just tweeted it out, so hopefully someone DMs you.

[C]

Yeah. Nothing.

[B]

We gotta find one thing.

[E]

I gotta say, I was very bummed out at my outing.

[B]

Oh, no.

[E]

I'm really sorry. I didn't. That was crazy. If I had 10 more, I know, I could get a few dingers. I don't know what was. I just. I just didn't feel right. But. But I was impressed with everyone here. I really like everyone here. You know, you watch them playing basketball. I watched you guys play soccer. Handball. And I'm thinking, God, I could do that. I could do. You guys are a lot better than I thought.

[B]

You had a great stance. Tj. I just sent you the. I. I feel like you're misremembering how hard you were hitting the ball. No, I seriously do.

[H]

He crushed one of them.

[B]

Yeah. I just sent you the video of his three biggest. And you were.

[E]

I mean, I had trouble sleeping last night. Bothered me. I was like, oh, my God, these guys.

[B]

I don't know what dreams. Yeah, you were the best, and your stance was great. All right, watch this. That's gone.

[E]

Why couldn't. Yeah, we should have just said it was.

[G]

There you go.

[E]

Look, it looked good from there.

[B]

That's gone.

[E]

It was pretty sad.

[I]

Oh, so you had a box.

[E]

Oh, so we can make it look like I had one.

[B]

Yeah, I made that video for you.

[F]

Yeah, we can edit you to have, like, a thousand.

[B]

Yeah, that looked like three dingers right there. No, no.

[E]

Yeah, thank you.

[B]

I'll send you that video. So I just send it to everyone.

[E]

I'm gonna just. Yep. I.

[B]

Can you watch it? Well, watch it again. Watch how far you hit these balls and the ticker goes up. You could just shock the world here. Gone.

[A]

Oh, looks like it.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Is this quick?

[B]

Yeah, that would look good.

[H]

That would look pretty sick. What's the. Gone.

[D]

Wow.

[H]

Wow.

[E]

What do you think?

[B]

Into the sky?

[E]

I. I don't think I'm getting the bat around quick enough. Why is it not getting.

[B]

Buddy, you're 70.

[F]

You did great.

[B]

The fact that you're out here doing this is insane.

[E]

That's true. But, like, what are you talking about?

[I]

You're meant for more physical activities and sports.

[E]

Yes. I want to start getting a little feeling. I want to come. Would you guys let me in that three on three?

[B]

Yeah. Oh, absolutely.

[A]

You don't have to ask.

[E]

Yeah, I would pay to get on that.

[F]

You don't.

[E]

Well, I will get in shape.

[D]

And you. I'm the commissioner. Buddy, you're in.

[E]

Oh, okay.

[B]

Great. In.

[F]

Buddy, what's your best sport?

[E]

Football.

[F]

Football. Did you play in high school and.

[E]

Yeah, in college.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Maybe that's the. Like we. We've been doing. You bring in a fourth player. Maybe Buddy's just all time fourth player.

[B]

Yeah.

[I]

Where'd you play? In college.

[E]

BC for really a couple years. And then I second string quarterback, ended up transferring to unh. I thought I was going to give up the sport, but I ended up starting at outside linebacker. Wow.

[I]

Yeah, this is in the 70s. Late 70s.

[E]

Yep, late 70s.

[I]

What was the locker room atmosphere back then?

[E]

Good, good.

[I]

Yeah.

[E]

Had some crazy people though. You had to watch underwear. There were some guys on that team that caught crabs.

[I]

The underwear on your body, they would

[E]

take the crabs out of their underwear and put them in other people. So the whole locker room.

[I]

Are you talking about the disease or the.

[E]

Yeah, the disease. The little critters. Have you ever seen.

[I]

I actually haven't.

[A]

So did you end up getting crabs?

[E]

I didn't because I didn't let my underwear stay in that locker room.

[A]

Oh, good, good.

[I]

Is this a bush born affliction or

[E]

can you Bush Bush 1. Yes.

[I]

You can get it. You can't get it.

[E]

You cannot get it if you don't have a bush.

[D]

Got it.

[A]

So do you think your fear of getting crabs led genetically to Ron not growing a bush?

[I]

That could be an evolutionary trait.

[H]

Kate.

[B]

Kate said you used to call them feathers so you wouldn't feel bad.

[E]

Yeah, feathers.

[B]

What a dad.

[A]

That's very nice.

[E]

Pretty soon you're going to get the feathers. I also promised him he was a late bloomer. I knew he was gonna be a late bloomer. My wife's family, they're all like munchkins. Up until they're like sophomores or juniors in high school. I was shaving at 11. I had my first wet dream at 12.

[H]

That's pretty good.

[E]

Really. He is like. I'm like looking at him. 15, 16, 17, baby face. Nothing. Nothing. I'm looking under his arms. Nothing.

[B]

Looking for those feathers.

[G]

Nothing.

[E]

I'm looking for feathers. Nothing. And I kept promising him, you're going to get to six, five minimum. Six, five. And he was starting to get pissed because he was in junior high. All the guys were catching up, getting taller than him. And it finally kicked in. Like when he was a sophomore, junior, he started getting a little bit of height, but even as a senior, 17 years old, nothing. And in the paper they called him baby Face Down.

[B]

And you kept on saying, you're gonna get your feathers.

[E]

I wanted to get him to get a big nook. So when he went out for the warm ups, have a big nook. Imagine that. Have a little. With a little bonnet on. Baby face down.

[F]

Oh.

[I]

Oh, man.

[D]

Deutsche. You always got along with your dad. You ever had a stretch like in high school or you Guys butted heads or

[E]

he just. He would rip my shirts.

[H]

He used to get into pretty heated.

[E]

I was beating him.

[I]

Oh.

[E]

And I would start talking to him.

[I]

Yeah.

[E]

He would just. Oh, really? And just ruin my shirt.

[I]

Take the overreaction to getting beaten.

[E]

Well, I knew. I knew. I can't. You know, you got to be careful.

[H]

We had some heated one on one games.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[I]

People.

[E]

People would come out of the. Out of the office and wonder what was going on. Like, it was.

[I]

What office?

[E]

Off the wall. Remember that?

[H]

Just a gym.

[E]

A gym?

[H]

Like a local gym?

[E]

Yeah.

[I]

Yeah.

[F]

Damn.

[E]

We'd be yelling at each other, screaming,

[B]

deut are at it again.

[E]

The deutsch.

[A]

The deut are at it again. A wet Dream at 12.

[I]

In the 60s.

[E]

What did that even look like? That look like wet dream. Would have been 68. First. First pubes was 67. Yeah.

[I]

Neil Armstrong.

[B]

Oh, no.

[I]

Pubes.

[B]

Jacob. Tried to meet you, buddy. And you just. You don't. You didn't respect him as a human.

[I]

That's fine.

[E]

Who's Jacob?

[G]

That's.

[H]

He had an issue. He was waiting to take a dump. And that bat.

[E]

I was so bummed out. I was. The same guy was in the. I wanted to drop a deuce so bad. I was hurting and I had. Tommy had to bring me around. I was running to try to get to the bathroom out back. So I was. I feel bad. I'm gonna go see Jacob.

[B]

Okay. All right. Yeah. That's Cream team right there. Have you had some ice cream?

[E]

Not yet.

[B]

Yeah, you gotta get some.

[E]

Yeah, it'll come up. I can get it gurgling to come up.

[A]

You talk about the fraps.

[E]

It's like a.

[I]

You should have known.

[E]

Mine is like a froth. It gets all bubbly and everything, and it just. Just like you mixed it, you know, We. We ate his before I saw that, I almost puked.

[A]

Yeah.

[H]

Yeah.

[E]

I'm high on you guys. I. Because we got.

[B]

We got your respect from that.

[E]

You really got my respect? Because it's one thing if it's your own. You get that little twinge. How the hell did you eat someone's puke? Oh, God.

[B]

But actually, it makes it all feel a lot better knowing that we gained your respect.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Like that Worth it now. You taught Ron how to do that.

[E]

I kind of did. Right?

[H]

Yeah.

[E]

I just.

[I]

This is.

[E]

I was bringing it up and I said, she probably can too.

[H]

It's a sensation that you feel.

[B]

Now hold on a second. You could probably do this too, son. Let's give it a try.

[I]

Is This a quasi skill that you've developed as a youngin or did you just do it one day?

[E]

I think I get it. In college I was like bringing it up all the time and bumming everybody out. I'd put it in my little head so, you know, I'd start eating it. It's not puking then. It's like a little game.

[I]

Yeah, I think I did like a game.

[E]

It is. And it does have a decent taste, but it's got that twinge of.

[A]

Right acidic.

[E]

Yes.

[I]

Putting to some.

[E]

He said he had some Caesar salad, but.

[B]

Oh, I don't want to even think about it. It was so bad.

[A]

It was bad.

[H]

I let it. I let it cook a little too long.

[C]

That's what you said.

[E]

You have to. You have to take it. I wouldn't even if I was. Two to three minutes max. If it's sitting down there for five or 10, you're getting a lot of stomach acid.

[A]

The slushies we did in Nola were good.

[F]

Oh, yeah. We got frozen drinks and we ran into Deutsche and he regurgitate them for us.

[A]

Oh, that was nice.

[F]

On our dates. Impressive.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[F]

Can I ask, how did you meet the Mrs.

[E]

That was being. I see. I was 19 and she had a friend that. Oh, Shis man.

[A]

No. No way, no way, no way.

[E]

She was friendly with Shisman. Shis man was going out with her best friend.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

Oh, sh.

[D]

Man.

[E]

Never. Never. But he tried and he had a

[I]

girl women would entertain.

[E]

He was only 18. 19. He. He hadn't. So he was just happy to hold hands. And she never even kissed him.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

You know what happened is she was skating with shish man. He fell over and she saw that there was nothing there and she went over to. To the girls. I said, oh my God, he hasn't got a penis. This man was small.

[I]

Wait, Shisman is dickless or.

[E]

Well, it's.

[A]

It was just a small penis.

[E]

It was micro.

[H]

Wasn't it filleted as well?

[E]

It was flayed on the top, Ronnie.

[I]

It was filleted.

[H]

He told me yesterday it had a

[E]

groove down there and it was like a messed up.

[A]

Oh, like a groove?

[E]

No, it's like a. How.

[C]

How.

[B]

How do you know? Did you really.

[I]

Did you use a microscope to see the glue?

[E]

He wanted me to look at it because, I mean, we were looking at the scars and all that and he says, does this look normal to you?

[I]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

And I said, no, it doesn't look normal. I said, can you use it? He says, I don't Know. And that's when he tried to roll it.

[I]

Oh, right then and there.

[E]

The rolling didn't work.

[A]

So.

[C]

Wait, you.

[A]

Did you.

[I]

That's when he tried to masturbate?

[E]

No, but I kind of said, I guess that's how you do it. My father says that's the best way. And he. So he tried that, but I never tried that, so.

[B]

Shit, man. Introduced you to your wife?

[E]

Yeah. And so she introduced us and we went out on our first date in 75.

[I]

Yeah.

[B]

Been together ever since. That's beautiful.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Ron, do you feel pressure to have kids?

[H]

No.

[D]

You should. You got to continue. I would want to continue this.

[B]

Yeah. We need another.

[D]

Another.

[E]

I know one thing. He doesn't dare to throw a rock in a stone yard. In a gr. In a schoolyard. Imagine if he threw a rock in the schoolyard. He didn't know if he's hitting any of his kids.

[A]

Oh, you might have some already, Ron.

[D]

Oh,

[A]

Ron, you might.

[B]

No, that's just.

[H]

That's just his favorite line.

[E]

That's my favorite. I wouldn't either. Because I'm just wondering. God, I don't know how he does it.

[A]

How he does what? What?

[E]

Not have kids.

[B]

We got to get a featherless boy for you,

[H]

my sister. My nephew is just like he already have. You already have one? Yeah, I have a 10 year old nephew and he's.

[B]

He's next in line.

[D]

He's a Deutsche.

[A]

Is that. He took ice fishing.

[B]

Yeah, he's. He's a Deutsch, though. You can tell already.

[H]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

Oh, I saw.

[I]

He.

[E]

He's talking about it already. At 10.

[A]

What's it.

[E]

Yeah, he's talking about getting some action. Funny kid too. Him and Tommy are really tight.

[B]

Yeah. That's so good.

[F]

Is your sister's husband, like, what have I married into? What is going on here?

[E]

Yeah, I mean, I think anybody would be concern.

[B]

Yeah, there's definitely a level of concern. It just always kind of permeates.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Around your house.

[E]

What am I capable. What am I capable of saying? Yeah.

[H]

Yeah. This whole time I'm just.

[E]

He's just really nervous.

[A]

It's the most nervous I've ever seen.

[H]

I just don't know. I just don't know what he's going to say.

[I]

Yeah, that. I mean.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

That's kind of the thrill of it though.

[H]

For everybody else.

[B]

Yeah, for everybody.

[E]

That's fair.

[B]

That's totally fair.

[E]

So.

[I]

But I'm sure you ran around with dudes who even made you look tame.

[E]

No.

[I]

Or you were the one.

[E]

Well, they all had Problems. I don't know why people would hang out with me that. That had issues. They.

[D]

They.

[G]

You.

[H]

You collected though.

[E]

I collected like misfits.

[I]

That's what you wanted?

[E]

Yeah. Like Shish man was kind of a. A misfit.

[I]

Absolutely.

[E]

Know. And we had T man. And we. We had. I had a whole group of.

[A]

Who was T man?

[E]

Can I get into T man?

[H]

Is he still alive?

[E]

Well, the.

[H]

If he's still alive, then I mean,

[I]

buddy, Deut you're going to get into T man.

[E]

Taint. Taint man.

[I]

Yeah. And we've begun.

[E]

Okay. That's okay.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Ron, do you know about taint Man?

[H]

A little bit.

[D]

Why is he called.

[E]

We had a tea club and I was the ringleader. I was a fifth year senior at unh.

[I]

Oh, then. Yeah, of course.

[E]

So I was. They all got a kick out of. Yeah. We had our own shake and everything.

[I]

And tea club is taint club.

[E]

Yes.

[I]

Say no more. Or say everything more.

[E]

No, I won't say anymore.

[I]

Okay.

[A]

How did you get into tea club? Can we know that?

[E]

My father. He's the one who started all that.

[I]

Columbus.

[B]

Did he ever talk about his father?

[E]

Yeah, he did.

[H]

You got to tell more stories about Pup. Pup growing up

[E]

in those days. There's pedophiles all around again. Doesn't have to.

[H]

Doesn't have.

[E]

It doesn't have to be.

[H]

It doesn't happen.

[E]

No, no, no.

[B]

But keep going.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Should I tell them about what you mean all around?

[E]

Like, I mean, they would pay the kids to be with them.

[I]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

I mean, no, like my father had some friends. This. This guy was a well known attorney and he would pay the kids money to.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

Oh my God.

[E]

But he'd also let him use their. You know, he. He was rich, so. But that was like nothing back then. Nowadays a guy would have been.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[H]

I was thinking more of like him stringing his brother.

[A]

Pedophiles everywhere.

[D]

I was thinking more of general horseplay.

[H]

He.

[E]

Yeah, he was kind of mean because he didn't have a good childhood and so he had a brother and he was. He would string people up by their feet and just leave them tied to a tree hanging upside down.

[I]

Yeah.

[E]

Him and his buddies, if they tried to walk through the neighborhood. His. His brother, he tied up by his thumbs in a guy's garage by his thumb.

[A]

Oh my God.

[E]

Yeah. Then he put him in a lobster trap once and left him there. Almost died on that one. But he. His brother was like the mother's favorite. So he had a. He was trying to get back at his mother, I think.

[B]

Ah, by putting people in lobster traps.

[E]

Yep.

[D]

Boys will be boys. And then.

[A]

Sorry to circle back to Taint Club, but your father started Taint Club.

[E]

Yes, he started all that stuff.

[D]

What do you mean, all that stuff? What else? What else?

[E]

That's all he talked about. Was that crazy, you know, animals.

[A]

But when did you get in the Tank Club?

[E]

When I was like, 22.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

And

[A]

I feel like you guys have questions as well.

[B]

What do you do?

[A]

I like not knowing about average mystery of it.

[D]

I don't want to know.

[H]

I don't know what it is.

[F]

I'm good.

[A]

But T Man was in Tank Club. But Tank Club existed before T Man.

[E]

Yes. Yes. We elected him T Man.

[A]

Oh, it's an elected position.

[G]

He was.

[E]

He was something else. So he said, you know, you deserve to be the team.

[D]

The. Yeah. The highest of the highest. Yeah.

[H]

Which.

[B]

And what did you do in Tank Club?

[I]

And don't be afraid to audible.

[E]

Just had, you know, meetings once in a while.

[I]

Yeah.

[A]

How'd the club get its name?

[E]

Well, from the. My father, the team, the head guy. Yeah. Yeah.

[I]

Did it involve, like, was there an initiation process? Yeah. Let's talk about.

[E]

Yeah.

[I]

Do you have any weird diet habits?

[H]

Kyle would be interested in this.

[E]

Oh, yes. After I had. I had some heart disease, had a stent put in in 2010, had a friend of mine who said that you could potentially reverse plaque because I had other plaques and other. From diet. I don't know if you've ever heard of the book Reverse Prevent and Reverse Heart Disease by Caldwell Esselstyn. So I read that and I became a strict vegan. No fat. The only fat I got was just flaxseed meal, 1 tablespoon in my oatmeal that I ate every day for 15 years. I don't even like oatmeal. I put some fruit in it, but I was like, trying to save my life. I thought, you know, I was young. I said, I can't. I'm not going to die from heart disease.

[I]

Right.

[E]

And like two years ago, I had a. An angiogram and I actually had reversed some of the plaque. Yeah.

[I]

When did this start?

[C]

What age?

[E]

Well, they say it starts in your 20s, but I first discovered it in 06. Wow.

[B]

What other diet things? So you don't. You haven't eaten meat in 15 years.

[E]

Two years ago, I started eating chicken and turkey.

[B]

Okay. But no steak. Last steak. 15 plus years ago.

[E]

17. Yeah.

[B]

Do you miss it?

[E]

I don't now. First two years, I did.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[E]

No pork. I used to like a pork loan.

[B]

Yeah. Damn. Well, good for you to reverse that. Steve, will you do the Cash app? I think the bananas are here. I'm gonna go grab one.

[A]

Oh, nice.

[C]

Yes.

[E]

Are we all gonna have one?

[F]

Yeah.

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[E]

All right,

[B]

anyone else want one?

[I]

I'm.

[A]

I'm okay for right now. Thank you.

[D]

I'm good.

[I]

No, thank you.

[E]

I'll do one.

[H]

Thanks.

[B]

All right, wait, hold on. Let's.

[H]

Let's.

[B]

Let's all listen in. Hold on. Maybe get a little. The mic a little closer and just

[A]

do it exactly as you would.

[E]

I don't think I just.

[B]

You did exactly. We did.

[E]

The people that have the condition he has has extreme. Exceptionally. Their ears are just tuned into this certain. He can't stand chewing.

[H]

Well, everyone else in the family has a problem.

[B]

Put the. Put the mic a little closer. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Put it a little closer.

[E]

Yeah, that's.

[A]

There's a lot of movement.

[F]

That is a lot of.

[I]

I'll be honest.

[E]

I like. I like big chunks.

[H]

All right.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

It's kind of seems normal.

[B]

Does this bother you right now, Ronnie?

[H]

Because it's for show. It doesn't. It's just when it's. I'm in a room and it's just non stop.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

He'll give me a look and I'll just leave the room.

[A]

Have you always had this affliction?

[E]

Yeah, just because.

[I]

Sensory aversion.

[A]

Yeah, I get it.

[H]

But it's extreme. With him, but my sister gets upset with him. A lot of people. It is a crazy.

[I]

But does he try to talk when he's chewing?

[H]

Oh, yeah. He has no problem with that, buddy.

[B]

You do.

[D]

You do big chunks of everything, not just bananas. Every time you eat chunks, always big chunks.

[B]

A big chunk.

[E]

I like the taste.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

I just have a little bit.

[F]

Right.

[I]

It makes sense.

[B]

Yeah, you gotta have big chunks.

[E]

It was good though.

[C]

Thanks.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

Of course.

[B]

Of course we have more.

[A]

Is your wife and Ronnie. Your mom a patient lady?

[E]

She learned to be okay.

[A]

It's gotta be a saint.

[D]

What else about T man, other than taint? What else of note about this guy?

[E]

T man used to get a big kick out of this guy by the name of Bucky Godbolt. And we'd tell Bucky Godbolt stories all the time. He was like. He was the hero to the tea club. He's somebody I met down at bc. First day there, I go in the shower room. This guy's five nine, 165, skinny, got the biggest crank on him I've ever seen. I mean, scary. So it's. You know how guys will take a shower and they normally will face the wall washing. Not him. He'd just be looking at everybody, watching his crank. He walked away from me. I swear to God. This much of it was swinging from behind.

[I]

But that wasn't the whole thing.

[E]

No, it's just half of it.

[I]

Half of it was swinging?

[H]

Yes.

[E]

So is it. What a perfect name. Bucky Godbolt.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

If you want, you can look him up. His name is Mike Godbolt. And it says, it says right on his. That he likes to garden nude. And if I had that thing, I guess I'd want a garden nude too. Yeah, but he's still alive.

[A]

Was this the same guy who used his dick as a pool stick?

[B]

Yes, but as a pool stick.

[A]

It had to have been hard, right?

[E]

So, yeah, we're all playing pool. We're down at Ron Carly hall in B.C. and a couple of guys say, Bucky, can you get that thing hard? Can't get any bigger. Can't get any bigger than that, you know?

[I]

Right.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

We're thinking he's a complete shower.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

There's no way that thing could stretch anymore.

[I]

Gotta be.

[E]

He comes out, batter up. And the thing is huge, hard.

[I]

He comes out of what?

[E]

Comes out of the. The passage. He was in like a little bathroom that was down.

[I]

Tiny little bathroom.

[E]

You know, we had like a. We would play ping pong and pool down in the lower level of the. Of the Dining hall or the. This particular dormitory. So he comes out and he's hitting the balls and they're flying off, hitting the walls. It was unbelievable.

[I]

You. You just did the gesture of the trajectory of like a baseball.

[G]

Yeah, he would.

[E]

He was whacking it like that.

[I]

We're talking about billiards. So he wasn't like trying to. To break.

[E]

No, no. He just. He was trying to put it in the hole, but it was just too powerful. You might as well tell.

[H]

Might as well tell him about move in day as well.

[E]

So on moving day now, we'll be in the camp for two weeks prior to the season. All football teams, you know, the football players got to get there two weeks early. We're in the dorms, but we couldn't wait for the freshman girls to come in. And this was a co ed dorm. He would purposely wear the shortest shorts, no underwear, and have two thirds of that thing hanging off his leg down to his knees. And we would just watch as these women and their parents were walking by, you know, moving their daughter in. It was unbelievable.

[D]

There he is.

[B]

Hell yeah.

[D]

God Bolt.

[A]

God bolt.

[D]

Gardening naked, cooking up the finest baked potatoes.

[F]

A philanthropist. Okay. He's made up for his dorm room shenanigans. Bucky Godpole. It's a real person.

[E]

It really is.

[F]

Wow.

[E]

First time we saw him, actually, the second time I saw him and the first time some of the students saw him, they got on their knees and say, bow to the king as he was locking out of the locker room.

[I]

Was he. He was a football player.

[E]

Oh, yeah. He's really.

[I]

He was really good.

[E]

One of the best. Yeah. Receivers, Great hands. Quick.

[D]

And he loved having a. That big. Or was it like, actually too big?

[I]

I think.

[D]

I think cumbersome.

[E]

He told someone he had to put a washer on it because it all wouldn't fit.

[A]

Yeah. Make it thinner.

[E]

Well, no, just to prevent it from hurting.

[A]

Oh. Oh. Like to stop at that point. Yeah, Yeah. A good man. A kind man.

[E]

Definitely.

[I]

Is he married?

[E]

Can you imagine being Mrs. Godbold?

[A]

Oh, my God.

[E]

I don't know what would happen.

[A]

She'd be bound. She'd be wheelchair bound.

[E]

Because I. I think he's got to be in the top ever. I'm serious. This thing was scary.

[B]

What time's your flight tomorrow?

[E]

I think it's three. Three o', clock, I think.

[B]

So stay.

[H]

What.

[B]

What are you guys gonna do tonight?

[H]

I think we're gonna. He hasn't, like, been in the city. We'll probably walk into the city and get dinner somewhere.

[B]

Brutal. Day with the smoke.

[E]

Yeah, Yeah, I know. I'm worried about that.

[B]

I think it's gonna.

[E]

I'd like to go to a club, maybe do some dancing.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

You like to go to dance?

[I]

Dante has a. Like a really. A groovy 80s bar that turns into.

[E]

I love the 80s. Yeah.

[B]

There's some good dancing.

[A]

That's too good. Have you. Are you trained at all?

[E]

No.

[A]

That's natural.

[E]

Well, look at the neck movement. I was. I watched a lot of Soul Train.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

And American Bandstand.

[B]

Those are moves.

[E]

I've toned it down some. I think I'm better than I ever. I. That was too much.

[B]

You think you're dancing?

[E]

People would, like, look at it, say, you know, that's a little. It looks okay, but it's. You got to take it down a notch or two, you know, to look better.

[I]

Do you.

[B]

Can you. Can you still give Ronnie, like, go at one on one in basketball, or is it like, you just win all

[E]

if I was in really. If. My mindset was good and I was really stretched out. He won't admit this, but we were down in St. Croix and I was beating him three to nothing. And he was trying. He was getting. He was getting mad. This was just last year. But I, you know, I had. I have to put the hook over him or I'm so far outside he doesn't think I can do it. And I. I hit it.

[B]

But I don't want to see you guys play one on one.

[H]

You up for it?

[E]

I'm not that loose. I won't.

[D]

You know, it takes an hour to get ready.

[E]

Stretch. Well, I can do like a couple minutes.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah, a couple minutes.

[B]

I'd like to see you guys play.

[E]

All right.

[I]

I'd like to see you go dancing.

[E]

Ronnie's not into dancing.

[H]

Yeah, I'll go and watch. I'll just drink.

[D]

Why are you not in the dancing, I wonder?

[E]

Actually, I think he did pretty. Pretty good, but I think he's too. You know, you just. You can't care what people think. Let's go out there.

[D]

Yeah. So, buddy, you said you don't travel that much. You've been to California once you've been here, where else travels taking you?

[E]

We played Tulane down in New Orleans. That was my first, actually. I was in punt, passing kick. I had to take a plane to New York when I was 9. And then 76, I went to New Orleans, Miami, and played in the Orange bowl and played Villanova in Pennsylvania. That's it.

[D]

That's about it.

[E]

Thick oh, I've flown a couple times down to St. Croix, but how about. I mean, he's flight a lot more than I ever have.

[B]

Yeah, he's got the Frontier Airlines.

[E]

I like the way he does it, huh?

[B]

Yeah, we do too. I don't even know. You're. You're a gem, buddy. I mean, I feel like we gotta hire you. I don't know.

[I]

Yeah.

[E]

I just wish I was at my best the other day. I really do. I think you were great. I'm serious. When I met.

[B]

I know you were. You're.

[E]

My mind is right, and I'm feeling good. I could. I think I could give pretty much 60% of the guys in here a good game. One on one to five, right. Batting, I never was really that good. I mean, I'm shocked. Shocked at how far you guys were hitting that ball. What? Tristan had a 465.

[B]

Yeah. Come on, stud. 465 easy, too.

[E]

That's unbelievable. I. I think the longest I ever hit one was like 310.

[B]

Yeah, he was different, but all you

[E]

guys were hitting it. I mean, really nailing it. Good swing, so. Yeah. But I guess baseball is not my thing.

[B]

You guys want to play one on one?

[H]

Do you want to do a quick one?

[E]

Yeah, we'll do a quick one. All right.

[B]

I'd like to see a little quick one.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Yes, absolutely.

[B]

Deutsches.

[C]

Oh, do we want to see if he wants to do it maybe?

[B]

Oh, yeah. We could have you do the gauntlet after.

[A]

I'm buzzing.

[B]

Yeah, you could do it after.

[F]

He's just take some time to stretch.

[B]

It's just like every question, it's like you don't know where it's gonna go.

[A]

Out of Clue and I have talk.

[B]

Every father, he's like, well, there were a lot of pedophiles.

[A]

He answers every question with the God's honest truth. But it makes me want to ask like eight more questions.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And it's just this endless cycle.

[I]

It's.

[B]

I'm still very confused.

[A]

T. Man's an elected position, but I don't know. They had a shake. He never said handshake, which concerned me.

[I]

Few performers captured the public imagination. Buddy Doid.

[B]

And it's crazy seeing. Seeing Ronnie just like he's. He's scared. He's terrible.

[I]

Ronnie and lan.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

I've never been more of a ball of anxiety, but also thoroughly enjoying myself at the same time.

[A]

Mesmerizing.

[I]

Right?

[A]

There were pedophiles everywhere.

[B]

The fact that he was.

[A]

But he let him use their kayak.

[B]

The fact that he was. Load the kids into a van to play Ding Dong Ding. What a fun guy to have in your neighborhood. Yes.

[A]

We have to get Deutsch. Knock up a lady.

[B]

Here we go.

[F]

Oh, yes.

[A]

We have to have him procreate.

[C]

I'm wondering about his sister.

[A]

They said she's more like the moment.

[H]

Okay.

[F]

But the nephew's more like a Deutsch.

[B]

So he can move.

[A]

Oh, it's with hardly any stretching. And this is wholesome.

[F]

Does anybody else wish they were closer with their dad? Yeah. Like, man, I should call my dad. We never kill bees together.

[A]

No.

[B]

Got it. Come on, buddy.

[F]

Played in the orange bowl. That's cool.

[I]

That is. Yeah.

[E]

Oh,

[B]

that was a.

[F]

Sorry.

[B]

That was a comic book disappointment.

[E]

Yeah, it was.

[B]

Oh, shucks.

[F]

And they're New Hampshire.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

That makes a lot of sense.

[A]

Does it? I don't know much about it.

[F]

New Hampshire is like the. I don't. I'm not gonna like weirdos is the wrong word. But they're very much like, leave us alone and let us do our own thing up here. We're doing our own weird thing.

[B]

Live for your die.

[F]

Yeah, it's a. Live free or die. They're living free is what I'm trying to say.

[A]

Clemmer as well is a New Hampshire.

[F]

Yeah. I spent a little time there and it is a different vibe. Fun people.

[B]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[F]

I want to see the hook shot.

[B]

Yeah. Up one. Nothing.

[F]

Yeah, like no shade. What's that, Jay?

[C]

Do you guys have the issue any of the anti aging stuff? I mean.

[F]

Yeah, I know. He's kind of convincing me now.

[C]

70 year old person.

[A]

Jay, you weren't here yesterday, but he

[B]

said that he was the pill that de ages you.

[A]

That's what you were talking about?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, he's on that.

[F]

Like I was saying no shade to my dad. My dad is also 70. I can't imagine.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

Him out there playing shooting hoops like that right now.

[D]

What could Tank cologne possibly be?

[B]

That's. We just.

[F]

I want to know, but I also

[B]

just don't want to know.

[F]

But I also want to know, but I don't. What threw me off is that he said it's.

[B]

Yeah, there we go. What do we play? New three. It's a big possession.

[D]

Stretching.

[B]

He's just using his size. That's two. One, Ronnie. Oh, man.

[F]

Did you guys know that like your pee could be rerouted out of your butt?

[D]

No, no, I didn't learn that last night.

[B]

This man is quite something.

[F]

Rerouted like any urologists out there could give more insight. I'm.

[B]

That was a good game.

[F]

Fascinated.

[B]

What's up, Dante? What's that? What are you doing? What's up?

[F]

Coming in hot.

[B]

What's up? Yeah, yeah. Here, sit right here. Sit right here.

[E]

Real quick.

[D]

Right here.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Let them come back in. Yeah, come back in.

[F]

Dante, buddy wants to dance tonight.

[B]

Yeah, Buddy wants, you know, a spot. Have you met Buddy?

[H]

This is Dante.

[A]

We were not introduced yesterday, and I feel really bad for not introducing myself. I put it on your son.

[E]

That was my fault to meet you. Great meeting.

[A]

I saw you here and I was

[B]

like, that looks all right. So great to meet you.

[A]

Portsmouth guy. Yes, great. Great city, Worcester.

[B]

Buddy wants to dance tonight.

[A]

Oh, I have the perfect place for you.

[E]

Really?

[A]

70s disco.

[E]

Perfect, dude.

[D]

How does 70s disco sound, buddy?

[E]

I like the 80s and 90s more.

[D]

80s and 90s?

[B]

Yeah, we mix.

[A]

We mix some of that in funky. Mix some of that.

[B]

What do you got, Dante?

[A]

I'm so happy right now.

[C]

Why?

[A]

Just got off a sales meeting with Great Escape.

[I]

Whoa.

[B]

Yeah, we in.

[A]

Hard work paid off. Congratulations.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So what. What's. What's the plan now? Have things changed? Are we going bigger? Not bigger, but it's gonna be better. Fucking awesome. Yeah, it's gonna be so.

[B]

Yeah, let's go.

[A]

It's gonna be so nice.

[B]

Hell yes.

[A]

So excited.

[F]

Are you allowed to give any details yet?

[A]

I don't want to. I don't want to, like, jinx or ruin anything, but their team's coming out.

[F]

Great Escape. They're coming through.

[A]

Sending some designers. Holy shit.

[B]

I love it. I love it.

[A]

There we go, man. So pumped. That's all I had to say.

[B]

All right, that's great. That's great news. Thank you. That's great news.

[A]

Thanks to Kate and Brandon for setting that and getting the ball rolling.

[B]

There we go. Great teamwork, guys.

[A]

He bit off a bit more than he could chew.

[B]

He's gone.

[F]

He's okay.

[B]

He's gone forever. All right. So you're gonna dance tonight? He's gonna dance tonight. Dante,

[A]

hit me up later.

[H]

Okay.

[A]

We have the Cubs thing tonight, but after the Cubs thing, let's link up. Okay.

[B]

So how'd that one on one game go? That hook shot looks good. And you gave a nice rats.

[E]

When I'm warmed up and I've been. Next time I come here, I'm gonna be ready.

[B]

Yeah, you're gonna warm up?

[E]

Yep. I mean, I'm gonna wait a couple months and then I can come home.

[B]

You got open door policy. You're allowed to come anytime you want.

[E]

Oh, my God. That's awesome.

[B]

Yeah, absolutely. How were the sleeping accommodations last night?

[E]

Great.

[B]

On the air mattress. No problem.

[E]

No problem.

[H]

Love that he could sleep. He could sleep right on the floor.

[E]

I sleep on the floor a lot. Yeah, a lot, a lot.

[A]

It's good on the back or something or what?

[E]

Wife.

[C]

Oh,

[B]

so you just go on the floor in. In your room or somewhere else?

[E]

Yeah, same room, but you just can't hear the snoring as much.

[B]

Okay, got it, got it. So you'll just end up on the floor a lot of nights.

[E]

It's good for your back.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[F]

Are you a big camper outdoors? Kind of.

[E]

I'd like to think. But everyone that goes with me say I just. The whole time, really?

[D]

You gotta.

[H]

Oh, you gotta tell the. The wet, tighty, whitey story. Oh, when I got you in the white. In the white mountains,

[E]

big guy used to wet the bed.

[A]

I called him big guy. I was like, that's nice.

[F]

And no feathers.

[B]

Pee in the bed.

[A]

So till how long? For how long?

[E]

20. He's probably, like, I don't know, 8, 9, 10.

[H]

I think it went a little longer than that, unfortunately,

[E]

but so I made the mistake of sleeping on the floor under the little guy. Big guy. So I'm right next to him, middle of the night, completely wet. I can see him take his underwear off, but he's half asleep. Throws it right in my face. I had.

[A]

Oh.

[E]

Urine just in my mouth. And the worst part about it is, the whole family's laughing. Hilarious. I'm running around trying to get in the bathroom, wash my face off, and they all think it's hilarious.

[H]

I went to just throw them on the floor, and I heard this unbelievable slap right in the face.

[A]

So was this in a cabin or some. Or something?

[E]

This was in, like, a cabin. Yeah.

[H]

Yeah.

[E]

Last time I went tenting, I had to take a leak real bad. Middle of the night. I didn't realize we're on a hill. So when I went, there's other people in the tent. I went up and it all just rolled down. So mad at me. But, yeah, I haven't had good. The bugs, it just. It's tough.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[F]

Yep.

[B]

You're 101, buddy.

[E]

Yeah.

[I]

Yep.

[E]

I just wish I could have done a better job.

[H]

But, yeah.

[B]

Last night. Yeah.

[E]

And. And today, basketball.

[B]

That's all right.

[H]

I mean, what do you expect at 70 years, like, you're in incredible shape that you're even better doing that.

[E]

Expect better, though. I know I can do a lot better.

[B]

Yeah, you. I feel like you haven't even peaked yet.

[E]

That's what I'm thinking.

[B]

Yeah, right. Like it's coming.

[D]

What do you want to do?

[E]

75.

[D]

What do you want to do that you haven't yet? Is there anything.

[E]

Got a lot of traveling.

[D]

Yeah. You don't like. You haven't been anywhere.

[E]

But I'd like to see Scotland, Ireland. I. I'm gonna have to take gummies or something, you know, to get on the plane.

[B]

Yeah.

[I]

Yeah.

[E]

But I would like to do that. I'd like to go down the Amazon.

[C]

Yeah. Whoa.

[I]

Wow.

[A]

Is that for the snakes?

[E]

Everything.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Imagine seeing that. It's never.

[A]

The dense forest has never been touched by.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Just throw rocks at predators.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Run away. That would be a lot of fun. Yeah, it was a lot of stuff. You want to skydive? I'd like to catch a halibut and a king salmon. So I got to get to Alaska sometime.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

And I want Ronnie to be with me.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Well, I mean, that's. That's a pretty video.

[A]

Would you mind it being filmed?

[E]

I would love it.

[B]

Are you're a big fisherman?

[E]

Yeah, he's. He's into it more than I am even. Did you see that striper he caught the other day?

[B]

Yeah. That was a beautiful fish. Beautiful fish. What's the biggest fish you caught?

[E]

Probably a big cod, maybe £30.

[A]

Pretty big.

[B]

That's a pretty damn big fish. And you eat.

[D]

You.

[H]

You.

[E]

You.

[B]

You bite the heads off mackerels.

[E]

Off mackerels? Pollock. Why do you try to flounder? It's like a family tradition. First fish of the season, you bite the head off.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

And if you're lucky, you get something thin with, you know, easy head to snap.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

But sometimes you don't.

[B]

Sometimes you get a big one, and then you really gnaw on it.

[H]

Yeah, the flounder.

[F]

Flounder.

[E]

Flounder's a wide boy that has two. Two eyes. Mouth. But you wouldn't believe. Is everything comes out right here. His ass is right here.

[C]

Oh, really?

[E]

And I didn't know that, so I. I went to bite it and it all just squirted. It looked like it was like.

[B]

It looked like not.

[E]

It was really gross. So I've never done that to a. I'll never.

[A]

Do you have an exotic palette? Do you like to try strange things?

[E]

Yeah, pretty much try anything. I love that show where they. What was the name of that guy

[A]

that would pretty much eat man versus food?

[I]

Bizarre foods or.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, that was what it was.

[I]

We got to get you down to the Amazon.

[A]

That's what he said he wanted to do.

[H]

Yeah.

[E]

I'd love to get down there.

[I]

Right.

[E]

Especially if I could get Tom. Do you.

[B]

Do you bite the head off every fish the first of the season?

[H]

If you catch the first one, you have to.

[B]

Got it.

[E]

We have a video of you biting yourself. He had a hard time. At one time he had a big mackerel and it took him a while to gnaw on it, but he got.

[H]

My nephew's already doing.

[E]

Yeah.

[I]

Biting the mackerel's head off gave you a little fit.

[H]

Yeah, I didn't go through it. He. His canines are just.

[E]

I can snap it quick and when I release the headless fish, it swims away. I swear to God. I swear to God. It disappears. It's just like with no head. Well, eventually it's going to float up, I guess, but it's going to be real quick.

[A]

They don't even know.

[E]

They don't have a head

[I]

point.

[B]

Stephen, do you have any questions for Buddy? You did some research on them. Yo. Yeah, there you are.

[C]

Any questions for Buddy? I guess like, what are your favorite types of hornets or wasps to catch? Or maybe what's the. What's the biggest or the biggest run in. You had like most number of stings.

[E]

Most number of stings was in the high teens. That was all on my.

[B]

That's a lot of stings.

[E]

But I read up on it because I was concerned that, you know, it might be dangerous. The record is 24, 43 stings. Africanized bees, if you look it up.

[I]

Yeah.

[E]

And supposedly you can take 10 stings for every pound of your weight.

[C]

Oh.

[E]

Without dying. Unless you're allergic.

[A]

Right.

[E]

So. So 19 wasn't bad. It was a big nest. Ground nest. Should have just gassed them.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

I just took a great big stone and just was right in front of them and just smashed them and started running. But boy, right? They knew where it came from.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

One more is that you told a story last night that I didn't get the full version of, but you kicked a hole in your wall and got your leg stuck.

[H]

When Ronnie was younger, when me and Caitlin were fighting.

[C]

How'd that happen?

[E]

They two years apart. I've never seen kids fight like this. It was every day, all out fights. Scary because, you know, they're about the same size. He hadn't hit the. You know, he's still featherless small, but he still was rugged and he was pretty mean as a little kid. So they. I don't know, she. He ended up biting her or she. I don't know. I lost my mind because I'm on the phone trying to put a deal together and they're fighting and I just snapped. I don't know what happened. I just lost it. Everything went black and before I know it, my leg is stuck in the wall of the house they have Stuck? Yeah.

[I]

You kicked.

[E]

I kicked a hole in the wall right through. And my leg was stuck. It was stuck, yes.

[I]

That's a pornography plot point.

[B]

So how'd you get out?

[E]

Well, the problem was trying to patch it. I was renting the place. But no, I got it out. It was. It was weird because it was a weird angle. I had to kind of get up and pull it out. What a mess.

[B]

They stopped fighting once.

[E]

They did.

[H]

We were terror.

[E]

I remember they were. They said, oh, my God.

[H]

I turned around and saw a cloud of like white smoke and his foot in the wall. He was chasing us down the hall. It looked like we were good. We were good for a couple days.

[E]

I could take a lot, but when I snap, it's. Don't know what's happening.

[A]

In your early days of thrill seeking, when you were first, like catching hornets and chasing snakes, was there anything you tried once and you were like, oh, that's a little too much even for me.

[E]

Yeah, probably just jumping off barns and stuff. Kids would always like jump off barns and like in the. But not deep enough snow. We always were jumping off houses and barns. And I remember one time I jumped off and it was like two inches. I thought it was like two feet. Oh, man, that was bad. I sprained both ankles. I was pretty much on all fours walking home.

[B]

Yikes.

[E]

But, yeah, I don't try that. But as far as bees and everything, now there are some snakes that scare me. You know, the water snakes are pretty tough. Matter of fact, Tommy and I last year was with my grandson, probably about a five foot water snake we had. But he was all tangled up in the bushes. And Tommy was filming from in the water. Right. You were on a raft. I'm there with my grandson. And this thing was thick and was snapping at us. And so I had part of it and I couldn't get to the head. So I tried to get my grandson to. He didn't dare to. So as I was coming, the thing snapped back and got me really good and he got away. So I'd like another shot at him, but very disappointed.

[D]

What's the biggest difference between the good old days and now? You think

[E]

I just feel bad for the kids, I think the biggest difference, they just. They don't have any fun anymore. They're just sitting around the house. We didn't have any fat kids. I think we had one chubby kid in the whole. One chubby kid I ever met my whole life under the age of 12. And now they're all fat.

[A]

Every kid's fat.

[E]

They don't go outside, they don't play. They're just in front of those screens. Tablets or whatever. Yeah, it really is huge. I don't know, it was like when you grow up. But we would go out in the summer months and pretty much not come back till supper, you know, come out in the morning. And parents trusted everybody. You weren't worried about pedophiles, diddlers, anybody?

[B]

Oh, did you guys see Rico is in the golf content game now?

[A]

Oh, no way.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, he's. He's entered.

[H]

He's.

[B]

He posted a really good video of his swing.

[A]

Oh, no, this hat.

[B]

This is a real post.

[H]

There you go.

[D]

You.

[B]

How this actually sounded? Nice.

[E]

Yeah, it did sound good.

[B]

I don't know how that happens.

[A]

Has Dave, quote, tweeted that yet?

[B]

Oh, yeah. Okay, read the blog. Voice to back. Refuses to get an iPhone, thus I'm sending the video filmed on potato. Still fits the situation. What?

[E]

Huh?

[A]

Huh?

[D]

Huh?

[B]

I don't know. Still don't know who Vinnie Pinstripes is.

[D]

Could be anybody.

[B]

Anyone? Anyone? All right, what else we got going on? Shay, you got anything on the prep sheet?

[C]

Yeah, I'm sure. Did you guys see Kansas City, dude?

[B]

Yeah. Did you guys see this guy stuck in the porta potty?

[A]

Oh, my God, yes. And he had an attitud.

[B]

He was being a dick.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

How did he get stuck in that?

[F]

Yeah, did he say how it happened?

[A]

Did he call. He called one of the firemen a dumb.

[B]

Yeah. Did you see this, buddy?

[E]

No.

[B]

We got to play this video,

[F]

bro.

[D]

Come out.

[B]

We're going to get out of there.

[D]

Cut all the way down.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[D]

Watch your self.

[E]

Get way back. We're going to cut all the way down. Yep, way back.

[B]

Cut him out.

[A]

Wait, in the toilet.

[I]

Wait, where is he?

[A]

Down underneath. In the toilet.

[F]

No, it's. There's nothing underneath it.

[B]

He's in the toilet.

[F]

He's in that. What? He's in like a two foot space.

[A]

What's he doing in there?

[F]

Why did he do that?

[A]

I think he was on drugs.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

You can get out now. Get out. Oh, my God. Same forward like you did before. Come out.

[B]

Oh, oh. Forgot to Put the seat down. How does that happen?

[E]

Lean forward.

[C]

Would you rather be this dude or the dagger come in his pants guy?

[F]

Come in my pants.

[A]

I would rather come than be covered in.

[F]

I'd rather come in my pants.

[D]

Common.

[A]

I'll take common.

[E]

What's the minimum it would take to. To be in there with him? With him by yourself? 10 million.

[F]

How long. How long do I have to be in there?

[I]

10 million.

[E]

Of course. Say five minutes.

[F]

10 million. Yeah.

[E]

Uhhuh.

[I]

I'm concerned about how he.

[A]

But yeah, he called one of them a dumbass and they were like, you're the one in the porta pot. I bet you. I'd imagine he dropped drugs in there. Maybe went in there to do.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, that's what it is.

[I]

Still don't understand how you get.

[F]

Get in.

[G]

Yeah.

[I]

Full body.

[F]

Imagine being the one to discover that.

[A]

Yeah, right. You're down. That's some that will happen to you, Kate.

[F]

I know.

[A]

Just going in there.

[F]

Sorry. Sorry about that. Continue.

[A]

Kate, your car got towed yesterday.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

From here?

[F]

Yeah, from here, yeah.

[A]

Why?

[F]

Because I know. I knew that we got additional parking spaces, but like a lemming I just looked where everyone else was parking and we all have those little like stickers on our window now, like the little hang down thing. So I saw other people parking in the store and I'm like, oh, this must be our spots now. So I just started parking where I saw other people parking. Yeah, I haven't parking there for weeks now. And I parked there yesterday and when I went out to pick up my kids from camp daycare, my car was gone. And it didn't just go to Lower Wacker. It went all the way to the deep south side towards the border of.

[E]

Come on.

[F]

Of Chicago and Indiana. 80 Uber ride. And then like 300 something dollars to get. And it was. The place was so small they could only fit like seven cars in this fenced area. And it was three women in a trailer smaller than this circle. I'm not kidding. And it was like a thousand degrees in the trailer. I was like, is this even real? What is happening right now? So I don't know. But anyways, yeah.

[D]

Sucks. That really sucks.

[F]

So this morning I like triple, quadruple checked the chart. I took a photo of where my thing was in the space and like triple check. Don't park in that back lot, everybody.

[D]

I thought to know I. I just park wherever.

[F]

Jay, I've seen you park.

[D]

I don't think there at all.

[C]

What back lot you talking about?

[F]

Like in. In our parking lot. In like the back. The back rows. I feel like I've seen the furthest possible.

[A]

No, second furthest.

[F]

Second furthest. Because there's a couple random spots in the middle too that are not ours that you'd think are ours. But it was. Whatever. It doesn't matter. I'm an idiot. That's all you need to know. Took two hours with traffic to get down there. I know.

[B]

Jesus, Sam.

[F]

I know.

[B]

It's a hell of a day.

[F]

It was. It's the whole thing. Pat was off again hitting dingers with eft.

[B]

Oh, yeah, that's right. He had a great time.

[E]

Oh my God.

[F]

The golf carts in the shop, by the way. No. So they're just getting a professional to fix it.

[B]

Yeah. No, Pat was having a blast.

[F]

He was having a good time.

[A]

He's been stringing together some good days.

[F]

I know. Yeah, he's been having a really.

[B]

Summer.

[F]

He's just off with Pup Punk the other day. Great time Monday. Good for him.

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[A]

I don't know how you did that.

[B]

I. It's still shocking to me.

[A]

So was your. Did you flip the caller? I don't know.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Okay. Nearly impossible.

[B]

Impossible. And no one's saying anything really hurt my feelings badly.

[A]

I think that shows, like, the respect that people have for you.

[B]

I guess so.

[A]

And the go back looks good even.

[B]

Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Inside out looks totally normal. Don't know how it happened, but it happened.

[D]

It's tough.

[B]

All right, what else we got?

[D]

How long is the smoke sticking around?

[B]

I think it's. I keep hearing that it's supposed to be done by this afternoon, but then I keep checking and it's not.

[F]

There's no wind. It's just. It was way thicker than I thought it was going to be.

[B]

Yeah, it's. It's bad. Canada, man.

[E]

We're getting it in New Hampshire also.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

It's crazy.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. It's the entire, like, from here all the way to New York. What the.

[A]

Well, did you see the footage of the train going through the fire in Canada?

[B]

No.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[F]

How did they not get, like, cooked in there?

[A]

No idea.

[F]

Bananas.

[A]

It makes sense. With all I saw that, I was like, okay, yeah, the smoke makes perfect sense.

[F]

And the train was going.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[F]

They were like calling the engineers, being like, can we go a little faster, please? Like, are we.

[E]

Wow. Holy.

[I]

Okay, y' all need to hurry up here.

[D]

Like, seriously, we're encased in flames now backwards.

[F]

They're being so calm.

[B]

Can they figure this happens every summer now.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

This has got to move.

[B]

Stop. Stop smoking us out.

[D]

What?

[E]

What was that?

[B]

What was that? I don't know.

[C]

Train.

[I]

That was a passenger train.

[D]

Which direction are they going?

[H]

Where?

[D]

They're moving. Are they. Are they.

[E]

I think they said they're going to stop backing up.

[F]

I thought it was like a freight train kind of deal going through the. Oh.

[B]

Has anyone played the new college football game?

[A]

I have not.

[I]

Never.

[D]

No.

[E]

Is it.

[B]

I think it's really hard, tj. Is it really hard? I have not played it. You're doing it today. Doing a Doug Stream at 2:30 and I've heard that it's like, really? Really?

[D]

Tate and Blutman play.

[A]

They did White Boy Rick.

[D]

White Boy Rick.

[B]

All right, so I might need. White Boy Rick figured it out. Those boys are all hopped up on the Odyssey. White Boy Rick. Are you gonna help me with Doug's

[A]

Seems pretty fucking amped up to help.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Hell yeah.

[B]

He almost jumped out of.

[H]

There we go.

[B]

Damn. Don't get too excited.

[A]

He won't.

[C]

Okay, did you guys see and or care that Jason Tatum wore an undershirt to the sbs?

[A]

Did you?

[B]

I did not see, but let me see if I care.

[D]

All right, let me. I Didn't see that. I watched the esp.

[B]

Okay, let's see if we care.

[A]

And Shay, to you, is the ESPYs, like, the pinnacle of like.

[C]

No, I don't.

[G]

Formality.

[B]

All right, let's see.

[D]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, that's not what I expected. What a douche.

[C]

Yeah, it's a black tie event.

[B]

Don't care.

[F]

He's wearing nice accessories.

[C]

That was kind of rude.

[B]

Which is why it's fashion.

[D]

Did you see what the Savannah Bananas wore to the other

[A]

with? I loved their opening number.

[B]

Did you get a lot of hate for that one? Che?

[C]

Some. I don't care.

[B]

Yeah, you don't care. You know, I thought when you said undershirt, I thought he was gonna wear like. I thought he was wearing, like, a button down with an undershirt, which. That I would care about. That's a nerd move. Yeah, that was straight up t all time nerd move.

[C]

People are in tuxes.

[E]

Show some respect.

[B]

It's the ESPs, dude.

[C]

Yeah, I don't care. I didn't watch it all.

[B]

All right, so you don't care.

[C]

Well, I cared that it showed up like that.

[H]

Kind of.

[B]

You're sneaky like the fashion police.

[D]

I don't know if it's sneaky at this point. A lot of the commentator.

[B]

You just care so much about what other people are wearing.

[C]

Mainly like sports and sports media people.

[F]

I don't.

[B]

Yeah, well, that's all you care about anyway.

[D]

Jason Tatum looks like a substitute teacher. Yeah, it looks like a teacher that says, I don't know. Can you?

[G]

Yeah.

[D]

Is that what you said?

[A]

That's what it was. It was J.J. watt.

[F]

Che who's on your radar is like, this person nails it every time. They've got it going on.

[C]

Nate Brolson.

[B]

Oh, okay. He had that fat.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Nate person's like, best dress guy in sports. Mean it by like a mile.

[B]

Oh, wow.

[F]

Does he dress himself or does he have a stylist? I don't know.

[A]

Has to be a stylist.

[F]

Right.

[C]

I feel like a lot of high profile athletes have stylists now.

[B]

Yeah. But also, it's not like black guys can pull off better clothes.

[A]

Suits especially.

[B]

Yeah. Like, they can. They can take risks that. I feel like a generic white guy. Holy.

[D]

Oh, we're breaking.

[A]

Wait a minute.

[I]

Oh, no.

[B]

Oh, my God. Steve cares.

[I]

Weird.

[C]

Well, yeah. If I'm watching football, I see a guy looking not right them.

[A]

He is the fashion police.

[B]

He is big time.

[A]

But I don't know. I can't tell. If I just looked at the picture I wouldn't know if you'd like the suit or not.

[D]

What is. What is that? Hold on. Go back up. What does that. What does that mean?

[B]

Looks like Stephen A. Smith's suit is wearing its own suit.

[H]

What?

[C]

Lapels are so fat.

[A]

That doesn't.

[B]

You're not only fashion police, but it's just.

[A]

It's a. Confusion.

[C]

Confusing.

[B]

Yeah. Great suit for my guy. That's just a suit.

[C]

It's a great suit.

[D]

Just a suit.

[B]

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Oh, what's the screaming?

[I]

Is that real?

[B]

What was that? What was the screaming?

[A]

Want me to find out?

[F]

Yeah. Why would a girl just scream?

[A]

Wait, they just.

[B]

Why are you screaming? Oh, that's why. Just drinking piss.

[F]

Have you guys ever. Well, you're all married and taken, but before in your single days, ever sent a woman money to get her nails done?

[D]

No.

[I]

No.

[D]

What?

[I]

Okay, what is that, like a girlfriend?

[A]

A girl you're talking to, like an

[F]

ex or a girlfriend or just a girl you're talking to or somebody you're like, want to flex on a little?

[D]

Since what?

[B]

Isn't that, like, a sneaky diss of, like, your nails suck?

[F]

Because this is. She posted about. But, like, Nicki smoke sent Annika 100 bucks to get her toes done, and

[A]

they look great recently.

[F]

Yes, I think. Oh, and is this, like, him doing that? I was like, oh, I've never heard that. But is that something that their generation does?

[B]

No, no, that's. I don't think that's just predatory

[H]

for it.

[B]

I'm joking, Nikki.

[F]

Unless it was a joke post. But I don't know. I was like, I don't know what the Youngs are up to.

[A]

Maybe if she mentioned it in front

[F]

of him, like, zah, would you send a woman money to get her tips?

[A]

We were just saying I think there's a racial.

[B]

Oh, it's pretty.

[G]

Pretty normal.

[I]

I think black men do that.

[H]

Yeah.

[F]

Oh, okay.

[I]

Okay, Here.

[F]

I'm a nerd.

[I]

Shit. No, it's a thing.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

But no, I haven't.

[I]

I've never had, like, the money to be like, here.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Z. Is it like a sexual connotation? Like, because I. Your hand's gonna be, like, gripping my.

[B]

You got to take care of your.

[H]

That. What you said.

[B]

Big toes gonna be wrapped around my later.

[C]

Is that.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, your girl's gonna be looking good.

[D]

No, but this isn't your girl.

[A]

Just asking.

[D]

Yeah, a girl.

[A]

It's a girl, but it's the implication.

[D]

Okay. Couldn't be me.

[B]

All right, well, buddy, thank you so much.

[A]

Please come Back soon. Yeah.

[B]

You have to come back.

[E]

I will, buddy.

[D]

You got to play in the three on three.

[B]

For sure.

[E]

I would love to have to. I really would.

[B]

I kind of want to invite you to camp.

[H]

Would be pretty funny.

[B]

Could he come to camp?

[H]

He'd have to get his real estate in order.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Can you come to camp?

[D]

Try to get your real estate.

[B]

Put the bike back. It would be because we might be able to get in some hijinks in the woods in northern Wisconsin.

[E]

Geez, that sounds like fun.

[B]

Yeah. It's the second to last week in August. We'd fly you out here 24th, I believe.

[E]

I think I could do that if I had plenty of notice.

[B]

Yeah. Well, here's the notice. Yeah, I'm giving you the notice right now.

[E]

That would be fun.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

We're going to camp.

[B]

We. There's cabins perfect. Oh, you can water activities. We'll put you on a team. We do.

[E]

We do.

[B]

We split up into two teams. We play all type of sport. We play softball. We do swimming. We do.

[E]

I would love to do that. That sounds.

[B]

I think you got it.

[E]

Yeah. We need you again make up for this last.

[B]

Yeah. I think you're gonna have to be at camp with us.

[D]

Sleep on the floor next to the Ron.

[E]

Absolutely.

[B]

Yeah.

[H]

Get your affairs in order.

[B]

Yeah.

[I]

Get.

[B]

Get him the dates, Ronnie. And don't give.

[E]

Don't give him much to drink at night.

[A]

Oh, right, right.

[B]

Oh, yeah. True, true, true, true. All right, buddy. Thank you so much. Legend.

[C]

Are we able to do the nest at all tomorrow?

[B]

It doesn't sound like it. I think he has a flight of three.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

What a man.

[A]

I'm gonna try to get into tea club over camp. I'm gonna try my best.

[B]

Him at camp would be so funny. Oh, my God.

[F]

He's gonna have the campfire raptured.

[B]

He has to come. We might have to make the teams. Might have to be the both Deutsches captain. Deutsche V. Deutsche. Deutsche V. Deutsch.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[F]

Wow.

[B]

Look at them. Oh, man. He's just.

[D]

What a lineage.

[B]

It's just.

[D]

I mean his dad.

[B]

I know.

[D]

It just seems like he goes out.

[B]

I've never met him.

[D]

It's just crazy.

[B]

You sound like a crazy guy now. Like Deutsch makes a lot of sense.

[F]

Yep.

[B]

Everything kind of fits perfectly.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. I used to have a ton of questions. Wait, what's he doing here? This is amazing.

[B]

Oh, he's doing the.

[E]

He's kingpin.

[B]

Kingpin. What a video.

[A]

This is to advertise real estate sale

[I]

so Deutsche has been posting him.

[A]

Oh, look at these guys.

[D]

Unbelievable.

[A]

Is that a convincing bald cap, or did Ron.

[B]

No, he shaved.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Yeah, he just shaved.

[B]

He's always committed to it.

[F]

You've got a buddy.

[D]

What a legend.

[B]

He's the man.

[F]

Wow.

[B]

Oh, all right. I don't know. We're not gonna be able to top this tomorrow. No, we'll try.

[A]

Brandon's back.

[D]

There's no way of knowing, truly. I think he's getting ready for.

[A]

When he texts you that he wasn't making it, did you. What? Did you respond?

[D]

I didn't respond because I thought it was a joke. I thought it was, like, a very funny. Like, I'm launching a new show, so I need to take the day off. Would that be funny if I took the day off type thing?

[B]

But he did kind of call his shot because he said that he was sick and he should have taken the day off yesterday.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Just hilarious timing.

[B]

Titus, did you piss off all of England? Did I. I don't know.

[A]

What did you do? So one love it.

[B]

You just.

[D]

I don't know. I just sucks.

[B]

Their food sucks. The people suck. Everything sucks.

[A]

Not false.

[D]

Since soccer is all they have and they lost, that's like. Yeah. I was actually, like, arguing in their favor that I. I said losing in the way they did yesterday hurts more than, like, any sports loss you can have. Because that is all they have.

[B]

Right?

[D]

That's literally all they have. We have, like, the Bears lose. I mean, it sucks, but you're also sort of like, I don't know, badgers I got coming.

[B]

Right. Like, there's.

[D]

There's so many other things. They'll just kind of like, the calendar keeps moving. Yes. They don't have anything else. They have nothing.

[B]

That is true.

[D]

That's just.

[B]

They have, like, some shitty EPL team that might finish middle of the table. It's like, oh, that's sick. You're right. And that's nice of you to.

[D]

Yeah. So I was, like, looking out for him. I was like, you hug your English friends if you have any, because they're going through it. This is. It's tough for them.

[B]

Yeah. Was Mirage upset? He roots for England.

[A]

Does he root for.

[B]

I think so. I think his aren't his parents.

[I]

His mother is.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

His mother lives on the Isle of Man.

[I]

Transplant.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

That's the last place you want your mom to live. Where are you moving?

[F]

Mom?

[E]

No.

[B]

All right, let's spin the wheel. Hopefully this is gonna be a problem.

[F]

Oh, new rediscovering out Tonight.

[B]

Oh, let's go.

[A]

Yeah, I think so.

[D]

Watch that.

[F]

Two of three.

[A]

Oh, this is why he's not here today.

[D]

That's exactly what.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Oh, smart.

[B]

Oh, there we go. In your face, Brandon. In your face.

[A]

Dude, we do still have to spin

[D]

it one more time.

[B]

Yeah, but in his face. In his face. In his stupid face. We owe a Plinko day. We got to plan that.

[A]

I have a meeting about it after this.

[B]

Okay, great.

[A]

Might have a camp related one.

[B]

Oh, cool.

[A]

So what do you want me to put on the wheel here or adjust or whatever?

[B]

Just add, I don't know, case race. We do have to do a case race. We do.

[C]

I reached out to Ian yesterday, but no word back.

[E]

I'll follow.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Are you guys cool?

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Haven't talked in maybe two or three months, but we've been texting.

[B]

I love that for you, Che.

[H]

Thanks.

[A]

I see that you have implemented cheese into the wine review, Steve.

[C]

I did try because you guys. Medium cheddar. Not good.

[B]

Oh, yeah. You gotta go sharp, dude.

[C]

Why? Yeah,

[B]

where it's at? Sharp cheddar is. Is the one. One cheese.

[C]

The only one I had that was labeled was medium, so I tried it.

[H]

And.

[C]

Yeah, very underwhelming.

[A]

I'm sorry.

[B]

Feel really bad for you.

[C]

I don't know if you want to talk about this, but video just emerged of Jerry Rice chasing down a heckler who talked during his backswing.

[B]

Chasing.

[C]

Yes. Like, actually ran and got him.

[B]

Let's see it real quick.

[I]

Yeah.

[F]

All right.

[C]

Stop. Climbing post. I don't know. It's much. But that's a very weird move because he did shank it quite a bit.

[B]

Was this at the. The American Century? Yeah, I mean, there's fans. They're gonna get rowdy.

[E]

He just didn't.

[B]

Didn't he have an incident last year? That wasn't his back.

[I]

That wasn't the back. He already.

[B]

Hey, yo.

[E]

Hey, hey.

[B]

Go get him.

[H]

Oh, no.

[F]

Oh, my God.

[B]

What's he gonna do? Yeah, what do you do after that? You catch him and you say, hey, don't do that.

[F]

See the guy fly up like the bison hit?

[I]

I. I feel that once you commit to running, then he's probably like, oh, what? Now I have to finish?

[B]

God damn it. Yeah, guys.

[C]

I dream.

[E]

All right.

[B]

That was a lot of nothing.

[A]

All right, can we watch that video

[B]

of the kid doing the bird calls on the. See that? There was a second video that came out.

[A]

Oh, what is he doing more calls?

[E]

This is bird request part two.

[F]

Whoa.

[E]

And let's get started.

[B]

First we got the barred owl.

[E]

Next, the ring neck dove.

[F]

Next.

[B]

Next is the American woodcock.

[I]

Meat.

[B]

I want to, like, protect this kid at all. Like, I want to, like. I want to show up and just be like, is anyone bullying you? I'll kick their ass. Fish goes, what I'm going to do first.

[E]

Then the American crow.

[A]

Heard that.

[F]

Wonder if they're going to come to

[A]

nice.

[B]

I love that kid.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

All right, we'll see you for tomorrow. It's the act. Go watch the Doug stream. See you guys tomorrow.

[E]

Yeah.