Cheah's Jaguar Hair is an ABSOLUTE HIT | The Yak 2-2-26

Summary

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The Yak – “Cheah’s Jaguar Hair is an ABSOLUTE HIT”

Date: February 2, 2026

Main Hosts: Kyle “KBNoSwag” Bauer, Nick, Brandon Walker, Rone, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah, Big Cat

Setting: Barstool Yak Live from San Francisco during Super Bowl Week

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Yak is broadcast live from San Francisco during Super Bowl week. The crew is in high spirits, discussing the hilariously successful debut of Steven Cheah’s “Jaguar Hair” (a leopard-spot hairdo), sharing travel mishaps, riffing about earthquakes, tornadoes, and local adventures, and, as always, delivering signature offbeat banter. The episode’s main focal point is the dramatic and much-hyped reveal of Cheah’s new hair, executed for a Barstool bet. There’s also a dive into the story of Jackie Papers, a San Francisco local with tales of failed orgies, and abundant group travel silliness.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Steven Cheah’s Jaguar Hair Reveal

[02:00–07:50]

• The show builds up the “Jaguar Hair” reveal, with Cheah wearing a jersey and teasing the group about how some people “will be upset.”
• After a lengthy explanation about the process (four hours, bleach, buzz, Kate’s cousin’s ex’s salon), Cheah reveals the hair to applause and shock.
• Cheah: “I looked in the mirror this morning and I don’t know who’s looking back at me. This is a different person. But it’s exciting.” [05:28]
• The group unanimously decides it looks much better than expected.
• Cheah predicts his new look will last “probably most of Black History Month.” [07:19]
• Kate credits her cousin’s ex, Tina Montesano, for the hair artistry.
• Memorable Quote:
  • Kyle: “That is outrageous.” [05:22]
  • Brandon: “Holy shit.” [05:11]
  • Cheah: “I think this just might be my new look.” [05:19]

2. Chaos of Group Travel — Flights and Arrival in SF

[08:00–10:00, 47:00–51:00]

• The boys swap travel horror stories: Brandon discusses his lengthy bathroom time on the plane, Kate describes an orange juice disaster and leaking seat, and the group laments the size and seat labeling (“50J”).
• Kate: “I was in the very back… by the bathroom. … The guy next to me wanted orange juice and they dumped it directly—soaking into my ass, my underwear, everything.” [49:00]
• The group laughs about the misery and quirks of seating, boarding, snacks, and airplane social etiquette.

3. San Francisco Adventures: Waymo Car Rides & Observations

[14:05–16:19]

• Danny and others gush about the massive prevalence of Waymo (self-driving) cars:
  • Danny: “I’ve never been alone in transit before—pure solitude in motion. … It’s perfect.” [15:31]

4. Earthquake and Natural Disaster Debate

[16:10–23:40]

• The group gets deep into earthquake talk after a minor quake hits the Bay Area.
• KB admits he wants to feel a big one: “I want like an 8.2.” [17:44], which others reject, finding that number terrifying.
• Brandon and TJ flex about their knowledge of the Richter scale; everyone debates what is “safe to want.”
• They compare tornadoes and earthquakes, discussing experiences growing up in different parts of the country.

5. The San Francisco Freak Parade—Jackie Papers and a Failed Orgy

[28:54–34:00]

• Stephen bonds with Kate’s cousin’s friend, “Jackie Papers.” Within 15 minutes, Jackie is telling them about a failed gang bang organized via a sex-positive app.
  • Stephen: “About 10 to 15 minutes into meeting him… he was telling me about a recent failed gang bang.” [29:44]
  • The group interrogates: “How do you fail?”—Jackie apparently had performance anxiety, and his “scheduled time” didn’t pan out.
  • Memorable Quotes:
    • Stephen: “He had a scheduled time. It was in his Google Calendar—10:10 to 10:30 is your time.” [33:21]
    • Kyle: “Him showing up and not being able to get hard… you took one more step than I ever would have taken.” [43:27]
  • Jackie remains a legend—his “exploratory” lifestyle is marveled at.
• Jackie’s social quirks and the tight-knit, progressive, open circles of San Francisco are celebrated.

6. Pepsi Challenge & Product Placement Hijinks

[38:16–39:59]

• The team does a live Pepsi Zero Sugar challenge; Cheah successfully picks Pepsi in a blind test.
• “You deserve taste. You deserve Pepsi Zero Sugar. Let your taste decide and try and go try it today… Steven, you nailed it.” [39:48]

7. Miscellaneous Group Banter and Local Color

Scattered Throughout

• Ongoing debates about local food (In-N-Out: love the burgers, hate the fries [59:02]), San Francisco’s beauty (its hills, parks, dog poop, hummingbirds, and oddball transit), and wild stories from wine country.
• The group ridicules recent viral videos—a boxer’s toupee getting knocked off in the ring [61:24], an Australian chair-smashing bar fight [45:08], and Malisak’s San Francisco “cars in italics” vlog [74:39].
• Cheah is complimented for his new “hot” look: “You actually look hot.” [101:41]
• The group discusses the organization for the week’s “Full House” intro remake, punishments, and other ongoing Barstool bits.

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Notable Quotes & Running Jokes

• Cheah Hair Reveal:

  • Kyle: “That is incredible... I’m actually kind of jealous.” [07:02]
  • Kate, on Tina Montesano: “Fabulous. She did a great job.” [08:10]

• SF Earthquakes and Disaster:

  • Kyle: “I want to feel one. I want to ride one.” [19:26]
  • Brandon: “You want like a 4.3… while you’re paying attention.” [18:52]
  • Kate (re: disaster for content): “I don’t wish this on San Francisco, but for our numbies… it'd be great if a good one hit.” [17:24]

• Group Travel Misery:

  • Kate: “It was the biggest plane I’ve ever been on. My seat was 50J… I was in the very back, right by the bathroom.” [48:38]
  • Brandon (on travel): “I pre-ordered the wrong meal.” [50:52]

• Jackie Papers' Orgy Story:

  • Stephen: “He’s the most interesting man alive.” [29:01]
  • Kyle: “Imagine the doctor looking at your penis… ‘Coach, can’t go anymore.’” [31:45]
  • Kate: “He truly is one of the most interesting people.” [30:43]

• Miscellaneous:

  • On cheese: Danny: “I’m disgusted by people who are into cheese. I like to eat it.” [99:26]
  • On birthdays: Kyle: “50 is when life’s supposed to get good again.” [79:39]
  • On redwoods: “I gotta go touch a redwood.” [83:08]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Steven Cheah’s Jag Reveal: 02:00–07:50, 101:38 (compliments on the look)
• Kate’s Airplane Disaster Story: 48:10–50:28
• Waymo Solitude & SF Observations: 14:05–15:23
• Earthquake/Tornado Debate: 16:10–23:40
• Jackie Papers’ Failed Gang Bang: 28:54–34:43
• Pepsi Challenge: 38:16–39:59
• Full House Filming / Barstool Bits: 36:07, 89:09
• Australian Chair Video: 45:08–46:10
• Boxer’s Toupee Incident: 61:12–62:29
• Closing Banter and Cheese Philosophy: 99:11–100:09

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Recurring Themes & Tone

The Yak’s tone is a blend of frat-house mischief, inside jokes, and earnest camaraderie, underpinned by the shared experience of Super Bowl week, a continuous stream of group in-jokes (punishments, failed bits, and recurring travel disasters), and an irreverent, proudly unfiltered take on daily life. Personal vulnerability—whether Cheah’s goofy hair, Kate’s humiliations, or candid chat about sexual exploration (Jackie Papers)—is met with hearty laughter and genuine group encouragement.

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Conclusion

This episode captures The Yak at its best: a rolling party of chaotic friends turning travel travails, bizarre local encounters, and silly personal dares into an unending stream of lively, unfiltered content. The highlights—Cheah’s jaguar hair, Kate’s travel disasters, and the wild “Jackie Papers” saga—provide punchy, memorable moments, but the real charm is the natural chemistry and relentless fun that holds it all together.

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For Full Context and Maximum Enjoyment:

• Jump to [02:00] for the Cheah hair reveal
• Hit [28:54] for the “Jackie Papers” gang bang story
• Visit [14:05] for the SF/Waymo observations
• [38:16] for the Pepsi Challenge bit
• [48:10] for the worst airplane seat tales

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Quote of the Episode:
Kyle (on Cheah’s new look):

“That is incredible... I’m actually kind of jealous.” [07:02]

Kate (on Jackie Papers):

“Truly is one of the most interesting people.” [30:43]

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Barstool fans, rest assured: you’ll get weird, you’ll get wild—you’ll get The Yak.

Transcript

[Steve]

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[Brandon]

Are you serious?

[Steve]

I just wanted to be an alien.

[Kyle]

That was incredible.

[Brandon]

Hello.

[Kyle]

It's the act. Oh, I can't really hear live from the Super Bowl. Should we clap? It's just me, Brandon, and KB here in the parking lot tailgating. Why can't I hear? Oh, wait, he's turning it.

[Brandon]

There we go.

[Steve]

Oh, there it is.

[Kyle]

Hey, everyone. How you doing?

[Brandon]

Just in the parking lot, chilling, just.

[Kyle]

The three of us. Are you uncomfortable being in this three shot?

[Danny]

For many reasons.

[Kyle]

Can you. Can tj. Can you go to someone else?

[Brandon]

They're.

[Kyle]

They're. Oh, you guys, look.

[Brandon]

That.

[Kyle]

That's a nice Steve Jobs. Elizabeth Holmes.

[Kate]

Would anyone like to get a blood test your finger, see if you've got aids?

[Kyle]

And then Nick and Nick. Oh, yeah. Nick and Brandon are twins, but they're not in the same.

[Steve]

We're not in the same shots.

[Brandon]

Probably should have been in the same shot.

[Kyle]

How's everyone doing? How we doing?

[Brandon]

Good.

[Steve]

Pretty good.

[Brandon]

Good. Beautiful place.

[Danny]

We love it here.

[Kate]

I am. Who's we buzzing?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Well, who's we do?

[Danny]

You, me, Kate. Who else?

[TJ]

Yeah, me.

[Kate]

Just us. Just me.

[TJ]

You're gonna want to put me on that list.

[Danny]

I think it's a perfect city.

[Brandon]

All right, that's enough. That's all right.

[Kyle]

Yeah, let's go, Steve.

[Brandon]

That's enough.

[Kyle]

Let's go. You.

[Steve]

You tweeted.

[Kyle]

What? A tweet. Stephen tweet. He tweeted that some people are going to be mad. I'm put myself in that category. I'm mad.

[Brandon]

Are you pre mad?

[Kyle]

I'm pre.

[Brandon]

You haven't seen it, Right.

[Kyle]

So much more potent than regular mad. I know I was supposed.

[TJ]

Some people will be upset.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I didn't want to disappoint. We go back to it. I didn't want to disappoint everyone, but some people will be upset. I'll explain on the show in about 30 minutes.

[Brandon]

First I'm seeing of this.

[Kyle]

I'm a little nervous because I also think that Steven is. He's kind of become a little bit of a. Like Dennis the Menace. Like, he does these jokes, and so I think he might actually have good jaguar hair, but he's joking.

[Brandon]

Showman ship.

[Danny]

I agree.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Well.

[Stephen]

Read me like a book. No. So I'm saying last night, my trip ended with my wife. It was Sunday night.

[Brandon]

Your vacation go?

[Stephen]

It was. Yes.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Is today your birthday?

[Kate]

Tomorrow.

[Stephen]

Oh, it's a Little late for a. A hair place to be open.

[Brandon]

Sure.

[Stephen]

Luckily, Kate had.

[Kyle]

He's doing. He's doing a bit.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

You could tell this jaguar hair is gonna be awesome.

[Steve]

You're gonna get yelled at. Let him go.

[Kyle]

All right, wait. Yeah, go ahead. But don't. Don't reveal yet, because I want you to put on the jersey and then come back in.

[Stephen]

Oh, all right. Well, then give me a. It was. It was. It was a lot yesterday.

[Kate]

I think it was, like, it took a while. Like, it was a whole lot to do.

[Stephen]

It was. I don't know. It was much different than I expected.

[Kyle]

Do you know what he's.

[Kate]

How so?

[Brandon]

No, but I just saw the jersey.

[Steve]

So this was Kate relatives.

[Kate]

This was my cousin's ex girlfriend, and they're still good buddies.

[Kyle]

Wait, how does that work?

[Steve]

Were they there together?

[Kate]

He's kind of like a San Francisco playboy, I would say.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Okay. And she is. I'll say it. She's a hottie. Boom, a lottie. We went out to Danville, California, which was. With the traffic, ended up being almost an hour drive. We passed camels and zebras. It was very exciting.

[Brandon]

What are you talking about?

[TJ]

What about your cousin?

[Kate]

Okay, this was one of his people of the day.

[Stephen]

This is my Barry Bonds person.

[Kate]

Barry Bonds person. But anyways, it took how many? Four hours.

[Stephen]

Yeah. Here, let me put on the jersey and I'll come back.

[Steve]

Here's the jersey, double zero.

[Kyle]

Wait, get me.

[Stephen]

I have not seen this yet.

[Kyle]

Jaguars jersey eater. And you have to wear this to dinner tonight too.

[Stephen]

That's fine.

[Kyle]

Yeah, It's a dinner.

[Brandon]

Dinner jersey.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Stephen]

Yeah, that's fun.

[Kyle]

Okay, go put it on. And then. And then come back and reveal the hair. Do you think he's doing a bit.

[Brandon]

He's slow playing. She just dropped it. She just dropped it. It went four hours. It doesn't go four hours if it's bad.

[Steve]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Is he doing a bit? Kate, you could tell us.

[Kyle]

I. I like that. Stephen is like, oh, I'm gonna. I'm gonna drum up some intrigue.

[Steve]

Yeah, we know.

[Brandon]

Kate, apologize if he's doing a bit.

[Kate]

Well, at first he sat down and his hair was kind of long, and she was like, first we have to, like, buzz this down. And he seemed not upset, but he seemed kind of like, oh, we gotta, like, cut my hair. And she normally doesn't do men's hair at all. It's not her thing. She does women. Tina Montesano at Tribe Salon in Danville.

[Danny]

Ch.

[Kyle]

Look at me. Stephen, you doing a bit?

[Stephen]

Tina Mon, I. I have bad news. Some people are going to be mad. It's. It's the haters.

[Brandon]

The haters.

[Kyle]

Oh my God. See them.

[Steve]

I want to see.

[Brandon]

She looks amazing.

[Kyle]

That's incredible.

[Stephen]

Stephen. Ch.

[Kyle]

Stephen, turn around. I want to get the back of your.

[Kate]

Ha.

[Brandon]

Holy shit.

[Kyle]

Oh my God, dude. That is incredible.

[Jay]

Oh my God.

[Steve]

Steve, you look amazing.

[Stephen]

I think this just might be my new look.

[Kyle]

That is outrageous.

[Kate]

With pussy eater on the back.

[Kyle]

It looks really good. Outrageous.

[Stephen]

I looked in the mirror this morning and I don't know who's looking back at me. This is a different person. But it's exciting. I've been looking for like kind of a new hairstyle and it might just be like a buzz cut. Like I look kind of like Jun Tao without the. Without the leopard spot.

[Kyle]

And who is that?

[Stephen]

Who?

[Brandon]

The bad guy from Rush Hour. Yeah.

[TJ]

June Tao. June Tao. Do you feel like a bad boy?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Yeah. No, I feel different.

[Brandon]

Are you going to act different?

[Stephen]

I don't know. This is my first. I've had this for being awake like four hours. So who knows what's going.

[Brandon]

And it's been covered up the whole time, right?

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You saw it but nobody else has seen it.

[Stephen]

Kyle saw it briefly in the gym this morning.

[Danny]

He was doing decline flies.

[TJ]

His hat fell.

[Steve]

Have your wife or kids seen.

[Stephen]

I sent my wife a picture but we were unable to link up time wise this morning. So have not, but they'll see it tonight.

[Danny]

How was the process? Three hours?

[Stephen]

Yeah, a little over three hours.

[Danny]

What was the conversation like? Was she in good spirits?

[Kate]

She was in great spirits. She's really fun lady. And they. My cousin brought some wine. I maybe had a little too much perhaps while we were. He did a wine review in the chair, but we knew it was a problem. When the first bleach came off, she like washed it off and right away we were like, oh, he looks cool as this is a problem.

[Stephen]

It was so I couldn't. I had my glasses off so I couldn't really see that much, but it was like, like top of the cooler white.

[Kyle]

Are you so wrinkled?

[TJ]

Yeah, yeah.

[Steve]

Oh, what's going on there?

[Kyle]

Dude? It actually. It looks awesome. I'm actually kind of jealous.

[TJ]

It was one round of bleach.

[Stephen]

And then she had a paintbrush.

[Kate]

She was like painting him.

[Kyle]

The fact that she did like the.

[Stephen]

Actual like the black around the very detailed shout out.

[Kyle]

So how long are you going to keep this?

[Stephen]

So I'm.

[Kyle]

You dropping your kids off at school?

[Stephen]

Yeah, it's. It's not going to go away that quick. So, like, the spots can fade if I shampoo it, but the bleach is, like, there. And I guess that she bleached my scalp too. So until I, like, get my next haircut, which, I mean, my hair is pretty short right now, so probably most of Black History Month, I would think. Okay.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Good timeline.

[Brandon]

Just say February.

[Kyle]

Respect.

[TJ]

Why'd you say it like most of Black History Month?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, man. All right, well, good job, Steven.

[Kate]

Thank you.

[Stephen]

Thank you.

[Kyle]

Shout out to Jaguars.

[Steve]

Big shout out.

[Stephen]

The Jack credit to the Jags.

[Brandon]

Great.

[Stephen]

Liam Cohen.

[Steve]

And you have to wear that to dinner tonight.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Steve]

So when the waiter comes up and says, what do you want? Just be like, read the back of my ear.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Kyle]

And we have different. We have different jerseys for every single day.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Be sure to follow Tina Montesano hair.

[Mark]

Yes.

[Kate]

On Instagram. Fabulous. She did a great job.

[Kyle]

How was everyone else's trip out here? Brandon was a problem.

[Brandon]

No, I wasn't. You're just making this whole narrative problem.

[Mark]

You're in a mood.

[Kyle]

He took a. I did not take the plane. Four, four and a half minutes.

[Brandon]

That's not long enough to take a. On a plane.

[Steve]

But that's too short. That's too long for a piss.

[Brandon]

No, it's not. Not for me.

[Steve]

Four and a half.

[Brandon]

I have to. I have to unfold in there. I have to turn around. It's a. It' slow process for me to piss. I also had to look at my hair. I had to do my hair back. I turn, I put my knees on the toilet. I sink a little bit, and then I just pee. And it takes a while.

[Mark]

Were you cranking it?

[Brandon]

I didn't crank it.

[Steve]

I think it's easier to in four and a half minutes than piss.

[Brandon]

I don't think. I don't know.

[Mark]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Four and a half minutes is not that long of a piss Minute.

[TJ]

Long time. That's a long.

[Brandon]

On a plane.

[Steve]

That's the song American Pie.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I don't think it is.

[TJ]

Yes.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Kyle]

Anyway, he asked for two meals.

[Brandon]

It's not that I. Okay. I didn't ask for two meals.

[Kyle]

And he asked to do a tick tock with any agar. Not only in the bathroom. It was crazy.

[Steve]

Wow.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Not only did I not poop on the plane, when we landed, we were one row apart, but he yelled like we were 10 rows apart.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

How was your poop on the plane? Yeah, to the whole.

[Kyle]

To the whole first class. He was like, you didn't piss? I was like, yeah, I did. It was when you were pooping.

[Brandon]

Oh, no.

[Kyle]

And everyone looked up.

[Brandon]

I still think you went five hours without pissing, and I think that's more impressive than anything else.

[Kyle]

Yeah. You. You took two poops.

[Brandon]

I. I pissed three times. Anyway, we had a beautiful flight out. My wife was with me.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

She wouldn't switch seats.

[Brandon]

No, she wouldn't.

[Steve]

It's up.

[Kyle]

Really up.

[Brandon]

She actually did. After you. You doing. I had to explain to her, I think you were doing a joke, because she's like, I will switch with him. I'll switch with him right now.

[Kyle]

They got a blanket, which I assume was a hand job.

[Brandon]

That was for she.

[Steve]

Was it over both of you?

[Kyle]

He tried to eat my headphones.

[Brandon]

No, it was just over. It was just over her.

[TJ]

Yeah, try to eat headphones.

[Brandon]

He.

[Kyle]

I asked for the little headphones, you know, the. The disposable one. So I went up and asked for him, and the guy handed me the little package, and Brandon was like, what is that?

[Danny]

I was getting food gummies. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

So he was. It was quite. Quite a trip with him.

[Brandon]

I had. I. I had my leftover Hershey's bar. My. My. All my candy. I buy a bunch of candies for the trip.

[Kyle]

You watched all the Smurfs movie?

[Brandon]

Didn't watch the Smurfs movie. I watched the naked. I watched a nake.

[Kyle]

It was hell for Brandon because I was sitting right. Just watching him the entire time getting.

[Mark]

A hand job while watching Smurf.

[Brandon]

I was in the island one, he was in the other aisle on two. He could see everything I was doing.

[Kyle]

I think I'm addicted to, like the Tate and Danny, right? Narration. It's fun, but just making it all up.

[Steve]

Yeah, I could have done that with Dana beers this weekend, but I chose not.

[Brandon]

You said he's the funniest person you've ever met.

[Steve]

He'll do whatever I want. Anything I want him to do, he just does. No question. I went wine tasting with Maresh and him and then significant others, and I think his wife has a super cut of the wine tasting that they're cutting down. The lady that showed us around at Hall Winery that Che hooked us up with.

[Danny]

Thank you.

[Steve]

Che said no dumb questions. And then she had to have regretted it. Dana was non stop. I think they're splicing it still, but there were some things. Everybody had like four glasses of wine. And we pan over to Dana and He has like 20.

[Kyle]

Did you see the text from his wife this morning about the crunch wrap or whatever?

[Brandon]

The.

[Steve]

The McChicken in his pocket.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

The chicken in his pocket. He's. He's gonna be here. Yeah, he's here right now.

[Steve]

He's just. He's obsessed with trying new things, too, which is great. But he's been filming everything, so we're filming a 10 times every time we go out because he's never had anything.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Steve]

And so I convinced him that eggs Benedict was a handheld meal. He did eggs Benedict for the first time, and he's like, do I eat this with my hands? I was like, yes. And I just immediately didn't make a mess. Oh, my God.

[Kyle]

I want to see that video.

[Brandon]

Oh, man.

[Kyle]

Stephen, you had a. You've been here for like three weeks.

[Stephen]

Yeah, I've been here since Tuesday. It's been. It's been nice.

[Brandon]

I bet it has.

[Kyle]

All right, here we go.

[Jay]

It's eggs Benedict.

[Kyle]

Where did he. Was it below the.

[Steve]

He said shout out. Benedict Arnold. Is there any, like, any other Benedicts? Cumberbatch?

[Jay]

No, but is there any crossover with Benedict?

[Brandon]

Carl?

[Jay]

Yes.

[Steve]

Peak. Oh, I don't know.

[Jay]

Okay. A lot of ham, a lot of egg, and this sauce. I don't know what it is.

[Steve]

Holland.

[Jay]

Hollandaise.

[Stephen]

Everything looks very good.

[Jay]

Very good.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Steve]

Thank you.

[Jay]

Do you crack the eggs or crack the eggs?

[Stephen]

Got you.

[Jay]

Okay, now we're talking. Is this a handheld meal?

[Stephen]

Yes.

[Jay]

I think this is the Oprah bread.

[Steve]

It's the Oprah English muffin. Yeah.

[Stephen]

Buddy.

[Jay]

Eggs Benedict. First time ever. This is sloppy, dude.

[Steve]

Told him he forgot his lettuce on top. Side salad.

[Kyle]

Oh, no. You can't take him anywhere.

[Brandon]

No, I mean, yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah. That's the thing, is he likes everything he likes.

[Steve]

I went to the grocery store and tried to find something he couldn't like. And I found this alcoholic milk called slamsy that was 16% alcohol and milk and it was banana flavored. And he didn't like that. He still had three.

[TJ]

Three.

[Kyle]

Just got to double check to make sure he doesn't like it. Oh, man. KB hey.

[Danny]

Hello.

[Kyle]

Did you walk this morning?

[Danny]

I've been way mowing everywhere.

[Steve]

Oh, I've been too.

[Danny]

It's everything I've ever wanted from innovation and automation.

[Brandon]

I thought when we came out here, it would be neat to see one of those Waymo cars. I didn't realize that 90 of the cars on the street were waymos.

[Danny]

There's a lot of them.

[Brandon]

There's so many of them. They're everywhere.

[Kate]

They go on the highway. I didn't realize.

[Kyle]

Yep. Whipping around.

[Danny]

I vlogged 90 minutes.

[Brandon]

Did you enjoy it.

[Danny]

It's everything.

[Brandon]

Wow.

[Danny]

I've never been.

[Kyle]

You have to talk to.

[Danny]

I've never been alone in transit before.

[Kyle]

What do you mean?

[Danny]

You've never driven Pure solitude in motion.

[Brandon]

Being driven, you mean.

[Danny]

Have any of you?

[Brandon]

I drive by myself every day.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I do too.

[Danny]

Without the. The burden of drive of labor?

[Brandon]

Sure.

[Danny]

Truly riding pure bliss.

[Brandon]

No, I've never been transported by something or someone else without anybody else being there.

[Steve]

Zipline.

[Danny]

Yeah, zipline.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Steve]

I did.

[Danny]

But it's everything I've wanted. So I get to explore the most beautiful city in the US 67 degrees. The Blessed Madonna Spotify. It syncs to mine. KB on the. The sensor pod. They have your initials on the sensor pod.

[Kyle]

That's sick. Special.

[Danny]

It's perfect.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I walked this morning and the security guys, they. I forgot they do this, but they love to play. Like, I don't even know what game they're playing, but they always put a tail on me. And so like, I was like a mile into my walk and I turn around and Jose is just standing right.

[Steve]

Right behind you.

[Kyle]

Just walking behind me. The who, they love to do it. Because I don't. I. I actually wish that, like, someone would actually try to fight me and then just have my, you know, one of the security guys swoop in out of nowhere. Yeah, out of nowhere. But yeah, they love doing it and they're like. They're. They treat it like a game. I didn't even tell anyone I was leaving. I left the. The hotel at 7am didn't say anything to anyone. Just was gonna go for a walk and they were just telling me they're good.

[Steve]

They're damn good.

[Mark]

I'm gonna try jumping you one of these days. Yeah, you should here and see what they do.

[Kyle]

Probably get a gun pulled on you.

[Mark]

It's fine.

[Stephen]

Are we at all worried that there were several earthquakes the past like 12 hours?

[Kyle]

I didn't feel it.

[Kate]

On the sex brand.

[Brandon]

I'm.

[Kyle]

I was wishing for one in the car yesterday.

[Brandon]

I'm terrified of them. But I. I didn't feel it when it happened.

[Kyle]

I said the funniest outcome would be like a 4.3 magnitude earthquake that Brandon then dies from a heart attack.

[Steve]

You didn't say 4.3.

[Brandon]

No, I said.

[Kyle]

I said a very minor earthquake that everyone's like. And there was an earthquake in San Francisco today. No. No damage. One death. Brandon.

[Steve]

Brandon Walker.

[Brandon]

Did you feel it? Did you feel it or you just know? Because Shefter reported chef to report it.

[Kate]

I went to ride the BART train this morning very early, and the trains weren't coming. And we were all like, what's going on? And they announced. They're like, there was an earthquake. We have to test, like, we have to make sure everything's safe. So there was a delay.

[Kyle]

Do you think there's gonna be another one? They come in. I don't know.

[Steve]

Threes come in.

[Kyle]

Threes.

[TJ]

Threes, that's right.

[Kyle]

I want to feel one.

[Steve]

I do too.

[Kate]

I wouldn't mind a little guy. Just a little.

[Kyle]

How often do they have 4.3 magnitude earthquakes? How often are there earthquakes?

[Brandon]

Ibo is the only guy I know that felt it this morning.

[Steve]

He's lying.

[Kyle]

He said he pretty low to the ground.

[Steve]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

He texted our group when it happened, said, did you guys feel that? And nobody. I was in the shower, so I.

[TJ]

Had no idea what he's talking about.

[Brandon]

Yeah. And it was an earthquake.

[Kate]

I will say I don't wish this upon San Francisco, but it'd be great for our numbies if a good one hit while we were reacting.

[Kyle]

Oh, okay. So there's been little ones.

[Kate]

It was over where we got your hair done. Oh, it's like the epicenter of it hours ago. Tina texted me this morning and said we had an earthquake last night.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I want to feel one bad.

[TJ]

Have you ever felt one?

[Kyle]

No. Oh, I want to feel one bad.

[Brandon]

I don't want to feel one that bad.

[Kyle]

I want like a 8.2.

[Brandon]

No, you don't.

[Kyle]

Why?

[Brandon]

Because that's the big one.

[Kate]

You want to know.

[Kyle]

I think that want the big one.

[Brandon]

You don't. 10.

[Kyle]

I want the big one. No, it's not.

[Brandon]

Yes, it is.

[Kyle]

No, it's not. There are. That's the proof here.

[Steve]

That's the ones that hits like the Philippines. You're like, that's. That's crazy.

[Brandon]

8.2 is. Is. Is magnificent.

[Kyle]

So what do I want?

[Brandon]

You want like a 6.4. How.

[TJ]

How do you know the scale?

[Brandon]

I don't know, but 8.2 is.

[TJ]

How do you know?

[Brandon]

I know that you're not hip to the R, though. I know 8.2 is crazy.

[TJ]

You don't know the Richter like that.

[Brandon]

8.2 is biblical.

[Steve]

8.2 is biblical.

[Brandon]

Biblical 8.2 is gigantic.

[Stephen]

That was like the. The World Series game that. I feel like that was like a seven.

[Brandon]

Something. That was a seven. Yeah, something.

[Kate]

Freeways collapse.

[Kyle]

Yeah, but the infrastructure wasn't the.

[Brandon]

I know the Richter better than you guys know the Richter.

[TJ]

How do you know the Richter?

[Kyle]

I want to see who taught you.

[Brandon]

I was watching the world series in 89.

[Kyle]

All right, here we go. 9.2 death toll. Includes those missing, presumed dead. How many? Oh, 200, 227. That's a lot of deaths. So 8.0 is a hundredth. All right, so I don't want an 8.2.

[Brandon]

You want like a 6. 5. No, you want like a 55852.

[TJ]

You want a 4. 3, but closer to us. Yeah, that's what you want.

[Brandon]

You want a four. Three where you're paying attention.

[Kyle]

What's the biggest one they had in San Francisco?

[Brandon]

What was the 1989 earthquake? So was this in the Sevens?

[Kate]

I think it was. Didn't. 1920s, the whole city burned down or something? Or late 1800s.

[Brandon]

1906.

[Kate]

Sounds familiar.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Okay.

[Kate]

The old age.

[Brandon]

What do we got here?

[Kyle]

What do we got?

[Brandon]

6, 9, 63 deaths.

[Kyle]

Okay. All right, so I don't want anything I would do.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I want to feel one. I want to like. I want to ride one.

[Steve]

I think. I think I'd make a. Like a made sound. I'm really afraid of the sound I'd make.

[Kate]

Oh.

[Stephen]

What's the appropriate move? Is it a doorway?

[Brandon]

Doorways, I think.

[Kyle]

No. Bathtub's tornado.

[Steve]

Basement.

[Kyle]

Basement's tornado.

[TJ]

The real move is you just stand.

[Kyle]

There and ride the wave.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Kate]

You get your phone out, document it.

[Steve]

Yeah.

[TJ]

I mean, it doesn't.

[Kyle]

The basement actually is the worst.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Steve]

The whole house would fall on you.

[Danny]

So what is the worst case scenario? It sends you airborne or you just shake to death.

[Steve]

Like you're shaken to death.

[Brandon]

Things fall on you, cheeks, shaking.

[Danny]

A baby, you would shake.

[Steve]

So it's the earth.

[Danny]

I would go airborne.

[Steve]

So earthquakes don't directly kill people. It's the falling stuff.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I have no idea the damage it does.

[Steve]

Somebody had to have been shaken. Go outside where there's nothing that can fall on you.

[Kate]

If you jumping in the air over and over, it wouldn't really affect you.

[TJ]

Like an airbag is under your seat. Just shoots in the air.

[Kyle]

I want an earthquake.

[TJ]

That would be funny now. I want one. If Kyle's gonna do that, I want.

[Kyle]

Have you been in one, Mark?

[TJ]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Kyle]

How. What was the biggest one?

[TJ]

Well, one was in Vegas the year Zion Williamson.

[Kyle]

Oh, because he was fat.

[TJ]

It was fat. He dunked. He dunked in summer league. And then later that night, there was a massive earthquake in Vegas. And then I was in a. I experienced a handful in la. I don't know. You do get used to them. I don't know. It's weird. The first one I pictures on my wall fell down and that was fucking weird.

[Steve]

Yeah, yeah.

[TJ]

And I thought, I thought what as it was happening I thought there was like a garbage truck in the alleyway because like the wall was shaking a little bit. And it was the first one I had ever experienced. I was like, who's revving their car?

[Danny]

Is the aftermath anti climatic? Like do you still go do your chores or do you take the day off?

[TJ]

It's not, it's just like shakes a little bit and then you're just like what the was that? And then you maybe like pop your head outside and someone else had popped their head outside. You're like, earthquake, Earthquake.

[Danny]

Drama day.

[Kyle]

What's the actual big one? Is it actually gonna happen? Like I always hear about the big one. Is the big one gonna happen?

[Steve]

Has the big one already happened?

[Kyle]

Eventually, yeah, the big one.

[Brandon]

Eventually the big one's gonna happen.

[Steve]

Is there a. The big one.

[Kate]

Japan one was the big one, wasn't it?

[TJ]

There's the big.

[Kyle]

I don't want any.

[Brandon]

I think LA is more on big one watched in San Francisco. Right, Santa? Like LA's been on big. They haven't had a big, big one in a long time.

[Kyle]

I don't want any deaths. I want to say that to start. But earthquakes and, and fires, like we need those to make it okay that it's zero degrees in Chicago. Because you can just tell yourself like.

[Steve]

Well, we don't have fires. They just had fires.

[Kyle]

Yeah, they did just have fires. That was bad. That was bad. Yeah, but I don't, I said I don't want a.

[Steve]

No death.

[Kyle]

An inconvenience, tragic.

[TJ]

Just billions of damage.

[Kyle]

Right, right, right. Billions and billions upon billions of damage.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Danny]

San Diego burning for Chicago.

[Kyle]

Yeah. For like a minute. I can be like, well, at least 0 degrees isn't so bad, is it? Yeah.

[TJ]

One of those people out here think of earthquakes the way we think about tornadoes though. Like I think the people out here would their pants at a tornado.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Whereas I still. My pants don't shake your pants. You do. Yeah.

[Steve]

I've never experienced.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I'm a huge pants.

[TJ]

Really?

[Brandon]

Yeah. I'm terrified of tornado.

[TJ]

Okay, well, does anyone.

[Brandon]

I don't think anybody lives there. Tornadoes with a difference.

[Steve]

I've never seen a funnel. Oh, you've seen a funnel?

[Kyle]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[Kate]

What?

[Kyle]

We went tornado chasing and dude.

[Steve]

Oh, you were getting too close.

[Kyle]

Yeah, we were trying to go towards it.

[TJ]

Yeah. People like, you hear a tornado where I'm from, you get out on your Porch and watch it roll in. And then if it's coming right out, you're like, all right, maybe we should go downstairs. What do you.

[Danny]

Where is it? Like, is it in Kokomo or right down the street?

[TJ]

Yeah, if it's a. It'd be right. I don't know. We had a. There were a ton of tornadoes.

[Danny]

It come towards you. Does it travel usually?

[TJ]

I mean, it depends on the tornado. If it's coming towards you.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[TJ]

You probably want to get in the basement.

[Brandon]

You like seeing it on the horizon, though.

[TJ]

Yeah. You're like, oh, is that over there? Oh, cool.

[Brandon]

I've never seen one either.

[Kyle]

The tornado siren.

[Steve]

They don't get them down in Mississippi.

[Brandon]

Oh, they get them to death. I've never seen one. They either. We were plagued with them. You're blessed with what?

[Kyle]

Never seen a tornado.

[Brandon]

I know. Yeah.

[TJ]

Over. You grew up, too.

[Brandon]

It's tornado. It's the new tornado alley.

[Kate]

Do you guys have a new tornado spot? Like a worm shed or something?

[Brandon]

Yeah, we have some. Huh.

[Kyle]

It's a new tornado.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It shifted the deep South. Yeah, it's kind of shifted a little bit. Which. Oklahoma and Kansas still get their share, but it's been awful in the spring, so.

[Stephen]

Do you have a bunker or some, like, something below?

[Brandon]

My neighbor had one. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Would they let you in it?

[Brandon]

They were. They were close enough. What? They would. I think they would have. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Well, you don't know.

[Brandon]

I don't. I don't know. We never had to use it. I. I live to close the door. My county.

[Steve]

Your wife can come in.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

My county and town have never been hit by a tornado. They always go south of us and Columbus or north of us and hit Smithville. Yeah.

[TJ]

Wow.

[Brandon]

They always split us. I don't know why. Geography or something makes us split.

[TJ]

Danny, you familiar with tornadoes?

[Steve]

Not really.

[Mark]

Not in the city. We always get teased with it. We hear the sirens, but they're always.

[Kyle]

Out by, like, o'. Hare.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Mark]

But I've never. I've never seen one.

[Kyle]

We need one touchdown in Madison. When I was there in the summer and there was the big siren.

[Mark]

We need to use those sirens for things.

[Steve]

They're scary.

[Kyle]

They would do the whole city going. They would do the test once a month in Madison. And then one time I was like, wait, that wasn't a test.

[Mark]

Like, when the Bears score, when there's.

[Steve]

Like, a big deal.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mark]

But no, never seen one, luckily.

[TJ]

Okay.

[Kyle]

That was tornado talk. TJ did you look up the big one? I want to know more about the Big One, because that's kind of thrilling to be like, oh, the Big One could happen at any time.

[Brandon]

Again, you don't want to be in the Big One. Big cat.

[Kyle]

No, but. No, look, look. Google. Like the Big One in San Francisco.

[TJ]

Well, just the Big One.

[Kyle]

The Big One.

[TJ]

The Big One, yeah.

[Mark]

Does that mean it goes on for longer or it's just more powerful?

[Kyle]

I think it's both.

[Brandon]

More intense.

[Kyle]

And I think there's aftershocks too.

[Steve]

Are you confusing that with the Yellowstone?

[Danny]

Yeah, the geyser sounds like.

[Kyle]

Yeah, No, I don't think so.

[TJ]

No, you're right.

[Brandon]

That's a volcano.

[Kyle]

No, they always talk about the Big Ones coming.

[Steve]

Are you confusing that with nascar?

[Kyle]

I do. Like Crash.

[TJ]

You're thinking of Talladega.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Steve]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Imagine how high Kyle would get.

[Steve]

Oh, my God.

[Kyle]

It does got. It does have to suck being like a fat person. And every time there's an earthquake, you just get all the jokes.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Danny]

For many reasons.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that too.

[Steve]

The biggest downside of being a fat man.

[Kyle]

72 probability of a magnitude 6.7 or greater earthquake in San Francisco by 2043. Okay. While not predicting exact date, experts emphasize that major Big One events are overdue with high risk of severe. See, the Big One is imminent.

[Steve]

We're like. Right.

[Brandon]

Why are we talking about this?

[Steve]

We're in the nitty gritty, too. Of the Big One.

[Kyle]

Like, what was the 1906 one? That was the. The previous Big One? What was that magnitude?

[Kate]

I feel like if you're having sex and one hits, you have to keep going because when else would that ever happen?

[Steve]

Right? The Earth is helping you.

[Kate]

Yes. You can both just stop moving and let the Earth take care of the rest.

[Danny]

Sublime.

[Kate]

Yeah, that'd be pretty.

[Danny]

You can look in her eyes genuinely enjoying your strokes, if not for a fleeting second.

[Kate]

Yeah, totally.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's exactly what it was.

[TJ]

7.9.9. Huh.

[Kyle]

Okay, so I've. I fully retract the 8.2.

[Brandon]

Okay, good, good.

[TJ]

When did you become fluent in Richter, Brandon? How did I think?

[Stephen]

It's.

[Brandon]

It's. It's fairly common knowledge. You guys not knowing. You guys not knowing the richer scale to. To that degree is a little shocking.

[Steve]

What other scales are you well versed in?

[Brandon]

I. I know scales.

[Stephen]

I know.

[Brandon]

I know scales. I know weather. I'm a big weather.

[Steve]

You know the Moe's scale of hardness?

[Brandon]

I don't know that. No.

[Danny]

Diamond Grand Diamond Talc?

[Brandon]

No. What?

[Kyle]

Grams.

[Brandon]

I've seen it done. Yeah, I just. I knew the Richter scale. I was Watching the World Series when Al Michael said, oh, we got a problem here. And then they had an earthquake.

[Mark]

Now you're an expert.

[Brandon]

Now I'm an expert. Thank you, Danny. I also got a big. I had a big. And when I was 12 years old, I was pretty sure we were gonna have an earthquake in Mississippi. And I was. I was studied up on that. We did. We still haven't had one.

[Kate]

There was one on the east coast so big it made the Mississippi flow backwards.

[Brandon]

That was. That was. That one.

[Kate]

That was a whole to do, like tore apart Savannah.

[Brandon]

The New Madrid fault is what they call it.

[Steve]

I saw T. Higgins pretty ass in Ghirardelli Square.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Steve]

I know. I should have text you.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Because when's the Pro Bowl?

[Kate]

I'm seeing people who I know are people. I'm like, I know you're somebody and. But I'm not well versed enough to know who they are. But it's exciting.

[TJ]

How do you know their people?

[Brandon]

No, I. I did that yesterday at the airport.

[TJ]

Yeah. And how do you know?

[Brandon]

I don't know.

[Kyle]

Is that a way of saying that you saw some tall black men?

[Mark]

Yep.

[Kate]

But they. Here's how I know they had super hot wives with them.

[Brandon]

Super hot wives. And what were the wives? Did they have a characteristic at all?

[Kate]

And then this morning, there was a super hot blonde lady at the Embarcadero, and I was chitting, chatting her up. And so I said, I'll take a picture of you if you take a picture of me. And then she said. I said, what are you doing here? She was German. She said, I'm here for the Pro Bowl. And I said, oh, I was. And I wanted to ask her, like, who are you with? And you know what I mean? You did it. I didn't. I chickened out.

[Kyle]

Well, that's a hell of a story.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Kind of endured that for nothing.

[Kate]

20 more where those came from. Settle in.

[Kyle]

Stephen, you bonded with someone.

[Stephen]

I did.

[Brandon]

Who?

[Stephen]

Jackie Papers.

[Brandon]

Jackie Papers.

[Stephen]

I don't. I don't know how. He is the most interesting man alive.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Kate]

He invited us up to his roof deck for drinks if anyone wants to come.

[Danny]

Do we know you really bonded?

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

How'd you find Jackie Papers?

[Stephen]

Through Kate.

[Steve]

Is it Kate's cousin?

[Kate]

Who's to say?

[Stephen]

Who's to say? Who's to say? He. He is in his mid to late 40s. He works in like email marketing. And that's the only boring things about him.

[Brandon]

We're off to a boring start.

[Stephen]

He about.

[Brandon]

And here we go.

[Stephen]

About 10 to 15 minutes into meeting him.

[Kate]

He.

[TJ]

He.

[Brandon]

We're. 10 to 15 minutes.

[Mark]

Why are you so nervous, Kate?

[Stephen]

He was telling me about a recent failed gang bang.

[Brandon]

Oh, okay, Kate.

[Jay]

All right.

[Brandon]

Now we got some action.

[Steve]

Yeah, you're acting. You're acting like this is your direct gang bang. Kate, you're acting like this is your cousin.

[Kyle]

How do you fail a gang bang?

[Steve]

Two people?

[Stephen]

Nope.

[Mark]

He just had a watch.

[Stephen]

Well, then it's not.

[Steve]

How did it feel?

[Brandon]

What went wrong?

[Steve]

It was a gang, so it had to have failed with the bang.

[Stephen]

Yeah, I think it was about six to seven people scheduled.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Brandon]

He said scheduled.

[Kyle]

Jackie.

[Stephen]

Paper said all this was fine.

[Kyle]

Okay, great.

[Brandon]

I asked.

[Stephen]

I asked for consent last night to.

[Kate]

So did he before.

[Steve]

Good, good.

[TJ]

Yes.

[Stephen]

It seems like a very respectful community.

[Kate]

Lady in her 30s, her thing she want.

[Stephen]

She.

[Kyle]

So what happened with the gang bang?

[Danny]

Gang bang for that. That means sexual orgy or guns.

[Stephen]

Not.

[Steve]

It's both.

[TJ]

Sexual or sexual orgy.

[Kate]

Text me, Jack, if you like.

[Danny]

This is your cousin.

[Kate]

He. I'll tell you this. He truly is the most. One of the most interesting people.

[Kyle]

I want to hear more about.

[Steve]

Jackie, how long have you known?

[Stephen]

So he. He brought a very interesting question up because me, I. I don't know his exact experience with this, but he is on an app, I don't remember the name of it, where. I guess this is.

[Kyle]

Gang bangs happen.

[Stephen]

It's not necessarily, but it's more of like, a sexually exploratory app for people that are into that, and it's pretty popular out here and in other major cities. And so he signed up for this one, and it was a couple blocks away from him. And the question was, what do I wear to this?

[Kyle]

No, the question is, how did the gang bang fail?

[TJ]

How did it fail?

[Kyle]

We're sitting here waiting.

[Brandon]

You.

[Steve]

Did you ask him what does he wear?

[Stephen]

His. His penis.

[Steve]

His penis?

[Stephen]

Yes.

[Kyle]

His penis failed in the gang bang.

[Brandon]

Performance anxiety of the gang bang.

[Kyle]

The gang bang continue to happen.

[Stephen]

Yeah, he just was like.

[Kyle]

He just sat out. He tapped his head for oxygen.

[TJ]

So he had a sideline.

[Stephen]

Yeah, it was.

[Kyle]

Imagine the doctor looking at your penis.

[Brandon]

Goes up to the coach. All right, coach can't go anymore.

[Kyle]

Yeah, this thing isn't hard.

[Jay]

Let me out there.

[Steve]

You're so.

[Kyle]

This is concussed.

[Stephen]

I had a lot of the same questions you guys had, but apparently it was like a. A one at a time thing.

[Steve]

So that's not a gang bang.

[Stephen]

That's what I. Oh, he said that it was. I asked about this. He said that this was a type of one.

[Kyle]

It was a train.

[Stephen]

Basically. That's how I would interpret.

[Kyle]

So he showed up.

[Stephen]

He had a scheduled time that he was supposed to be there. He was. It was.

[Brandon]

This is like going to a deli. Gangbang.com. how do you. How do you set this up?

[Kyle]

Is it. It's going to a deli. Picking a number. And then they're like, all right, 74. And you're like, I don't know what I want.

[Stephen]

Yes, but he went there and someone was already in their appointment.

[Brandon]

Someone's got him just good as fuck. Live up to it.

[Stephen]

I don't. I can't pinpoint the exact reason why he said it didn't work for him. But something about some. Something about it, yes, but something about it. He was like, you know what? It's not working for me this time. He's like, but I do want to be involved in the next one. It's not on you guys. It's on me. And then he left. And so it sounded.

[Steve]

So he was involved in the. What do you mean?

[Stephen]

He was involved in the organizing and he showed up and he was really worried about what.

[Kyle]

Has he gone to another one?

[Brandon]

Was the woman not hot enough?

[Mark]

Yeah, I think not sexually attracted to her.

[Stephen]

I don't think it had anything to do with that. I think it is like a performance thing.

[Kyle]

Do you think it was maybe too much of like, what should I wear?

[Stephen]

And really, I think he wasn't ashamed of that.

[Kyle]

I think you just make sure the penis works.

[TJ]

Was she ever taking on two guys at the same time?

[Stephen]

Not from what I understand.

[TJ]

One at a time.

[Stephen]

One at a time.

[TJ]

It was like body blue.

[Stephen]

It was actually from what I understand, like a scheduled like in his Google calendar was like from 10:10 to 10:30 is your time.

[TJ]

Like what Connor did with Bonnie Blue?

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Steve]

Oh, well, he just cleaned up.

[Stephen]

Cleaned it up.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

But I was described that it was like her or the other woman like her, where it's like not necessarily all at once, but it's like you're at a time and there's a line of people.

[Kyle]

Was he telling. Was Jackie Papers telling you this story in front of his cousin and his ex girlfriend?

[Stephen]

Yes. They had the most fascinating dynamic of all time.

[Kate]

They are very. He's just like a very open. He's lived in San Francisco for a long time now and he's just like a very open book kind of dude. But he's up for drinks if anybody want to go.

[TJ]

Yeah, if anyone.

[Stephen]

He was a great hat.

[Kyle]

He's a really good.

[Steve]

Could we get him on the show?

[Kate]

I don't know. We'll have to see. I'm waiting for him to text me to be like, never mind or something, but I guess.

[Steve]

What questions did you have? Steve and Kate, what were you doing the whole time?

[Kate]

Going and just chugging my wine.

[Steve]

And how was his. And his ex was the one doing your hair?

[Stephen]

Yes. So they are best friends.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Stephen]

And they seem to have a great relationship. They quip at each other a lot and kind of give each other a lot of shit.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

But it's all in fun and love. And she has a boyfriend now that she lives with and they seem to be doing great. And yeah, he. We met him outside the salon. He found us, brought us in, introduced us, and then 10 minutes later we were talking about his failed gang bang.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it was.

[Stephen]

It was actually really cool. I enjoyed. I enjoyed the conversation. But their dynamic was fascinating and. Which I told him and her. Yeah, but Barry Bond's off to a great start.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Steve]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I don't know if that was a stranger, Jay.

[Stephen]

I didn't know him.

[TJ]

Fair.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Kate]

And I wasn't prompting the combos, but.

[Brandon]

You got to find one today too, right? You gotta find one every day.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah.

[Steve]

Do you think it's gonna be tough with your new look?

[Brandon]

I think it'd be easier.

[Kyle]

Oh, this is what.

[Stephen]

Maybe I do feel maybe a little bit less approachable.

[Brandon]

You're more approachable now.

[Steve]

Oh, you think Conversation started.

[Brandon]

Yeah, like, dude, love your hair. And we're in.

[Stephen]

Yeah, I guess so.

[Kyle]

Eater.

[Stephen]

Yeah. I have to Dress up like Mrs. Outro this week.

[Kate]

You'll make a lot of friends.

[Stephen]

Oh, the voices.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Steve]

Can you do a British accent?

[Stephen]

I can't.

[Kyle]

I'll.

[Stephen]

I'll watch some tape. I'll learn.

[Kate]

Try.

[Steve]

Right now, let's see the baseline.

[Stephen]

The Mrs. Doubtfire one's like, kind of like a high pitched, like, forced one. I don't know if I have that English. You look like you're from London.

[Kyle]

That's not bad.

[Brandon]

It wasn't the worst.

[Kyle]

It's a good first shot.

[Brandon]

Just go a little higher pitch from there and you've got. There.

[Stephen]

Okay. I haven't seen Mrs. Doubt for a long time, so I might have to rewatch some parts. We also got a tape of Nobody Got Back to Me on the Full House intro.

[TJ]

Yeah, nobody did get.

[Brandon]

Nobody wants to do it.

[TJ]

Nobody wants to. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

Rat Race is premiering tonight. Everyone tune in. I heard it's the best one by far.

[TJ]

Kyle's biggest fear with this full house intro is coming to. To.

[Danny]

We have to do it.

[Kyle]

You have to do it, right?

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

So, Clemmer, can we play Clemmers? This is a rat race intro. Plumber did it. You guys should just do it better. And you do it goofier.

[TJ]

Your fear that there's just no way to do this without.

[Danny]

There's no way.

[Steve]

You have to do this.

[Danny]

No way.

[Kyle]

You have to do spot on.

[Danny]

The better you do it, the worse, Right?

[TJ]

But the worse you do it, also the worst, right? So there's just no Kyle.

[Steve]

We have to go in an overcoat this week. Too excited for that.

[Kyle]

Who's top? Yeah, you are. You come.

[Steve]

Why do I have to be top?

[Kyle]

You can't lift him.

[Brandon]

He has the base.

[Danny]

I have the hips of a countertop.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah, you do.

[Steve]

All right, I'll be top then.

[Danny]

We need that. We need a tall man's head for the top.

[Kyle]

You have a tall man's head.

[Steve]

Thanks, guys.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Steve]

You'd look weird. You'd look outrageous.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

So tune into Rat race tonight.

[Brandon]

Oh, God damn it.

[Kyle]

You guys can do this better. Not that. This isn't good.

[Steve]

This is good.

[Kyle]

It's great.

[Kate]

Oh.

[Kyle]

But he's not doing the full. Oh, hey. Yeah.

[Mark]

You guys can't top this.

[Kate]

Look.

[Kyle]

This was done in New York. That part was done in New York.

[Brandon]

We'll do it here.

[Steve]

I gotta look.

[Brandon]

That's beautiful.

[Kate]

Oh, that's so very beatable. You guys can do way better.

[Kyle]

Yeah, very beatable.

[TJ]

Better is worse.

[Steve]

Better is way worse.

[Stephen]

You have to do worse.

[Kyle]

I want it to be perfect. Shot for shots.

[Steve]

I want Kyle to be pissed.

[Kyle]

Oh, so mad the whole time.

[Danny]

I'm gonna be pissed. And black.

[Steve]

What?

[Kyle]

What?

[Danny]

I'm getting my.

[Kyle]

Oh, spray tan.

[Steve]

Danny Tanner, Kate's gonna think you're in the Pro Bowl.

[Kyle]

Stephen, you want to do the Pepsi Challenge?

[Stephen]

Yes.

[Kyle]

Okay, we're gonna do it. Pepsi zero sugar. So Pepsi's Super Bowl 60 spot brings light to a similar phenomenon of discovery and truth. The Pepsi paradox. The idea that when labels and bias disappear, cola drinkers prefer the taste of Pepsi, A phenomenon that blind taste tests have repeatedly proven. In the 2025 revival of the Pepsi Challenge, 66 of participants agreed. Pepsi Zero sugar tastes better than Coke Zero sugar. Pepsi wins on taste something. You have to flip your world upside down to discover what's been right there the entire time. You deserve taste. You deserve Pepsi zero sugar. Let your taste decide and try and go try it today. Taste superiority. So Stephen set up over There. The blind taste test. He's going to test A and B and then decide which one tastes better for the Pepsi Zero Sugars challenge. Are you ready, Stephen? He looks ridiculous. I can't believe I got caught by him.

[Steve]

He's doing the Pepsi Challenge.

[Kyle]

Pepsi Challenge.

[Stephen]

Bubbly.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Stephen]

Bubbly.

[Kyle]

Bubbly.

[Brandon]

It didn't help his.

[Steve]

Wait. He sniffed it like wine.

[Stephen]

All right, this is B. Similar smell. Similar smell. They're both solid.

[Brandon]

I feel like there's a risk.

[Stephen]

I like A better. Is that the right.

[Kyle]

No, just reveal it. You can pull it up.

[Brandon]

Oh, hey.

[Kyle]

It's Pepsi Zero sugar. Here we go. Steven, you nailed it. So you get a Pepsi Zero sugar today. Way to go, Steven.

[Stephen]

Thank you.

[Kyle]

You the man, Steven.

[TJ]

You're the man.

[Steve]

He looks so cool.

[TJ]

He doesn't look bad.

[Kate]

He did a wine review in the salon chair last night, too.

[TJ]

I wanted a chair. I want to see you be a bad boy. I want to see you just.

[Kate]

I want to see him this week.

[Stephen]

Oh, I did break the law this week. I got a parking ticket.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Wow.

[Kyle]

What?

[Steve]

Yeah, I left my car on the side.

[Stephen]

One of the street sweeper. More.

[Brandon]

God damn. Sheesh.

[Kyle]

I wish you knew about Jackie papers before. We could have done gang bang in the wheel.

[TJ]

Oh, yeah. Been awesome.

[Kate]

Does anybody want to go over there before we go to dinner tonight?

[Steve]

For a gang bang? For a drink on the roof.

[Stephen]

He's super cool.

[Kate]

It's really fun.

[Kyle]

It sounds like two people who are trying to get us tricked.

[Brandon]

Yeah, right. He's super cool.

[Kyle]

I can vouch for him.

[Kate]

His apartment's like a sports museum. It's cool.

[TJ]

It's just one drink, Brandon.

[Brandon]

Sports museum, huh?

[Kate]

He's got. He's knickknacks.

[Brandon]

Is he a knickknack guy?

[Kate]

He's a knickknack patty.

[Brandon]

Whack. Well, hold on. If we've got a knickknack guy he.

[Stephen]

Frames or he has framed or is in the process of framing all of his ticket stubs.

[Brandon]

Yep.

[Stephen]

Over the year. And he's been to. I think he said, like 400 something.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Sporting events and concerts.

[Brandon]

Okay, now, this guy's intriguing.

[Kate]

He's an intriguing guy. He's fun. Let me know.

[Brandon]

Couldn't get his dick hard of the gang bang.

[Steve]

Yeah.

[Danny]

The fact that he admitted that to you is crazy.

[Steve]

Fifteen minutes into knowing you, I didn't.

[Stephen]

Even know what he did for work at this time.

[Kate]

Did I not tell you on the way there? I was like, just.

[Stephen]

She did give.

[Kate]

He's an open book.

[Stephen]

A lot of warnings.

[TJ]

So the lady who did your hair lives with a new boyfriend?

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Stephen]

Yes.

[TJ]

What's. Did you meet him?

[Stephen]

No.

[Kate]

He's very handsome.

[TJ]

How does. How does she explain to him, like, hey, babe, I gotta go do the hair of a co worker of my ex boyfriend, the guy from the gang bangs cousin.

[Stephen]

She was not involved in that.

[Steve]

Huh?

[Stephen]

She was not involved in that.

[Brandon]

Right.

[Stephen]

But was.

[TJ]

The cousin was there and they're still friends?

[Stephen]

They're best friends.

[Danny]

Was he embarrassed?

[Stephen]

No. He strikes me as a guy with no.

[Danny]

How did she react? Laughed.

[Stephen]

She'd heard the story before. I think this was like, last week.

[Steve]

Did he have the gang. Oh, was he interested in the gang bangs when he was dating the hairdresser?

[Kate]

I don't want to say too much about him.

[Brandon]

I feel like we've already said yeah.

[Mark]

I tell yes.

[Steve]

Yeah. We don't embarrass.

[Kate]

No, no.

[Steve]

So it's a. It's a new hobby.

[Kate]

I don't know. I keep waiting for.

[Stephen]

He's very exploratory, and I feel like that's been the case.

[Danny]

Did he supplement that story with, like, some success?

[Steve]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Yeah. He certainly told some. Some stories with success. Yeah.

[Brandon]

How did he get brought up?

[Stephen]

He was just sitting in a chair, like.

[Mark]

No, I'm saying, like, how do you transition to that story?

[Stephen]

I think he was just telling me what he did last weekend.

[Kyle]

Sounds like.

[TJ]

Like, Donnie, you just sit him down, it'll say, stuff starts.

[Stephen]

Yeah. He was fascinating.

[Kate]

Fascinating guy.

[Danny]

That's something that, like, weighs on you for 15 years until you do peyote in Ecuador and finally admit it.

[Stephen]

I feel like this is far. This is like, not even the wildest thing he's done, like, this calendar year. Yeah.

[Brandon]

It's February.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Black History Month.

[Kyle]

Although there's definitely. There's something about being cool enough to even think about doing it that, like, you already get. Like, I would never even think about.

[Stephen]

Right.

[Kyle]

Going to a gang bang.

[Stephen]

Right.

[Kyle]

Him showing up and then not being able to get hard. It's almost like, all right, I get that.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

You took one more step than I ever would have taken.

[Stephen]

Right.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Steve]

I don't know what I do at a gang bang. See, if anyone needed water, I'll get in the way. What would I do with a gang bang?

[TJ]

What do you do?

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Where do you sit?

[Kyle]

Watch a game.

[Stephen]

From what I understand, it was organized by the woman's husband.

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Stephen]

Situation was one of the participants.

[Brandon]

Ah.

[Kyle]

So he was watching his wife get banged out.

[Stephen]

I don't know. I think he was the One that was.

[Kyle]

Well, that sounds like. I don't think you get. I don't think you organize a gang bang for your wife and not watch that.

[Steve]

Yeah, that's you.

[TJ]

That would be weird.

[Steve]

That's Mega Cuck.

[Danny]

Yeah, that would be not.

[TJ]

That's kind of weird.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it's like, hey, I got business this weekend. I'll be out of town. You want me to. Want me to book you a gang band?

[Stephen]

But I think that they're just like an explorator of couple. And I did have questions which were interesting. I asked about the. The swinger stuff with Adirondack chairs and pineapples, and he clarifies.

[Kyle]

Did you just compliment your own question?

[Stephen]

Yeah, good question.

[Steve]

Worth the compliment.

[Brandon]

So about this tandem over here.

[Stephen]

We had a fun time.

[Kate]

I thought, I know I had a great time.

[Stephen]

But he confirmed that the Pineapples are from a cruise line, which I guess that there were. There are or were cruise lines specifically dedicated to swingers. And if you left a pineapple on your sticker and your door upside down, that means that you're open to that.

[Kate]

Fogo to chow.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Ready to get.

[Kyle]

Yeah, we'll have that on Mincy's cruise.

[Steve]

Yeah, Pineapples for sure.

[Kate]

Swingers cruise.

[Kyle]

Did you guys. You guys, I assume, saw the. The chair shot, right? I. I keep thinking about it.

[Steve]

One of the best videos of all time.

[TJ]

What do you ever. What do you mean?

[Steve]

The Australian chair shot?

[Danny]

Yes. Yes.

[Kyle]

Okay. All right.

[Danny]

I don't know the backstory.

[Kyle]

It's. This is my. This might be video of the year. This is two guys who got kicked out of a bar. Two friends that got kicked out of bar in Australia.

[Stephen]

Strip club.

[TJ]

Hits a man in the head and he goes down hard.

[Danny]

It happened here around 9:20.

[Kyle]

Look at him. Laughing at him.

[TJ]

In the city outside Bar 20. The man and a mate had been inside but were thrown out. One of them grabbed a chair from a restaurant next door despite staff and customers there trying to.

[Brandon]

To stop him.

[TJ]

And it's suspected he was trying to throw it at security at the front door.

[Kyle]

The reactions are so good, it's understood.

[TJ]

No one ranked police or an ambulance. We'll have full details. 7 news tonight at 6.

[Kyle]

The reaction was so good. So all of them laughing at him.

[Kate]

Anyone here been to Australia?

[Jay]

No.

[Kate]

Just seems like another planet. I can't.

[Kyle]

Interesting people, our wave fighters there.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I've always wanted to go, but they're perfect. Never will.

[Kyle]

Yeah, you never will.

[Brandon]

Never.

[Kyle]

You can't even go to Montana.

[Brandon]

No, you're Passing camp. I have a passport. Yeah, of course. I went to Rhinelander, Wisconsin. You get your passport there? I'm gonna go to Europe first, probably Italy, and then we'll go from there.

[Kyle]

When are you gonna go to Italy?

[Steve]

You don't have a plan?

[Brandon]

I don't know. No, I don't have a plan. I'm sending my wife's Christmas present. I'm sending her and her mom to Portugal. So that's my. I figure when her mom gets too old, I'll just replace her and then we'll go to Italy at some point.

[TJ]

Wow.

[Brandon]

Yeah. So in the next 10 to 20 years. Well, I would have to do a trip across the pond.

[TJ]

Long way.

[Brandon]

Yeah, 18, 20 hours. A whole day. I don't know. Yeah, I don't want to do that, but I want to go there. They seem fascinating.

[Steve]

Why don't you go?

[Brandon]

Why would I go?

[Steve]

What if your Australian trip gets sponsored?

[Brandon]

Who's sponsoring my Australian trip?

[Kyle]

We could sponsor it.

[Brandon]

The yak? You? Yeah, sure. Stella Blue.

[Steve]

You know, there's sun there. There's a lot of sun.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Why don't you just start being mincy?

[Kyle]

Just go on trips.

[Brandon]

This place would fall apart without me.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it's true.

[Brandon]

This place would fall apart.

[Danny]

Dude, am I a maniac for loving the city?

[Brandon]

No, no, I love it.

[Kyle]

I love San Francisco. Awesome.

[Danny]

I think it's perfect.

[Kate]

I'm on, like, a high. I haven't gone to a super high from walking around.

[Kyle]

I don't know about perfect.

[Steve]

Yeah, there's some rough edges.

[Kyle]

Not only that, but, like, the hills are a lot.

[Brandon]

I can't fathom how big that part is.

[Kyle]

Maybe not perfect, but I do agree that it's an unbelievable city.

[Brandon]

We were driving last night to dinner, and I didn't know we were going to go buy Lombard street, you know, the famous one. And we were coming up, and I said, look at this view. And I look over, and, like, the full moon is out over the bay over a bridge. I'm looking down Lombard Street. It's the most breathtaking thing I've ever seen in my entire life. It was unbelievable.

[Kate]

I was walking up the Filbert street steps this morning. Dacoit tower, that big tower thing. And there was hummingbirds everywhere and all these beautiful. And I'm thinking, I felt I was like, I'm so lucky. And I stepped in a huge wet dog shed.

[Stephen]

That was for sure.

[Steve]

Man.

[Kyle]

I didn't even talk about your flight, Kate.

[Kate]

I was like, I'm peeking right now.

[Kyle]

You had the most Kate flight ever it only can happen to Kate. There's no one else on earth that has this happen. Happened to them.

[Kate]

Yep.

[Jay]

So you.

[Kyle]

So to start your flight, you had what?

[Kate]

Well, first I got. My seat was in the. It was one of the. It was the biggest plane I've ever been on. My seat was 50J. It was the very last seat.

[Danny]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon]

I didn't know they made 50J. What's the crazier part?

[Kyle]

50 or J?

[Steve]

I can't fathom either.

[Brandon]

50J.

[Kate]

I looked at my phone.

[Steve]

I was like, sitting in the engine.

[Kyle]

50 J, G, H, I, G, J.

[Brandon]

But wait, she was on the aisles. I mean, There was a K2.

[Kate]

There was. There was a row of three in the middle that had no window access. And then two aisles and then seats on the window. It was like the biggest plane I've ever been on. I was in the very back of it, right by the bathroom.

[Kyle]

So. So what happens?

[Kate]

To start, I get there, and the first drink run they make. The guy next to me in the middle. I was on the aisle, wanted an orange juice, and they were, for some reason, filling them up to the brim. So it was like a glass this full of orange juice. She goes to hand it to him, he. And they just dump it directly, the whole thing. And it was, like, soaked into my seat, so it was soaking into my ass, like my underwear and my whole everything.

[Kyle]

And you apologized?

[Kate]

And I was like. They felt. They both felt so bad that it made me feel bad that I was.

[Kyle]

Like, don't worry about it.

[Kate]

It's fine. It's fine. It soaked. I was reading a book, not to brag, which I never do, and it soaked my whole book.

[Brandon]

No.

[Kate]

And I was like, fuck. So I was like, don't worry about it. It's fine. It's fine. They gave me some napkins, so I was just sitting on a bunch of napkins. And then probably about 30 minutes later, this drip started coming down from above me. It was like, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip. And then it cut faster and faster. I took a video of the first part of it, but by the end, it was like a stream. Just. It soaked through my coat, through my shirt, through my bra.

[Brandon]

And then.

[Kate]

The flight attendant kept trying to shove wads of paper into it, and then that would get soaked and come down like a wet spitball. And I was like. I was like, don't worry about it. I'll just take it. It's fine.

[Stephen]

50.

[TJ]

From 50J.

[Danny]

Of course, they probably just poured the orange juice in Your mouth, Of course it's 50.

[TJ]

J is leaking.

[Steve]

How long did it take you to get off the plane from 50J?

[Kate]

It took forever. And then by then it was so hot and it was like so wet.

[Steve]

And so Brandon, what was the most.

[TJ]

Stressful thing on your flight for you?

[Brandon]

I accidentally pre ordered the wrong meal. Yeah, I, I pre ordered the cheese plate instead of the manicotti, which I really wanted, so it's, it kind of sucked.

[Kate]

You guys got got meals?

[Brandon]

Yeah, I got meals.

[Danny]

J is the 10th letter.

[Brandon]

That's what I just did. I did it on my hand.

[Kyle]

I was like, holy.

[Kate]

Uhhuh.

[Kyle]

How do they make a J? 50 is like is crazy, not 50 is not crazy. J is the crazy part.

[TJ]

There were a thousand people on 50 is also crazy.

[Brandon]

50'S crazy. 50's way back there.

[Kate]

J took a long time.

[Kyle]

J 50.

[Brandon]

J took a long time.

[TJ]

Good God.

[Kyle]

No, Brandon. The worst part of Brandon's was asking Annie Igor for that tick tock.

[TJ]

Did you hesitate at all?

[Brandon]

No, I never talked.

[Kyle]

It was when his wife went to sleep.

[Danny]

Oh yeah.

[Steve]

Hurry up, let's make a tick tock together.

[Kyle]

Coaches meeting in the bathroom.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it was a good flight. Wait, what?

[Stephen]

What boarding group is 50J?

[Kate]

5.

[Stephen]

Oh, that's way better than what I thought.

[Kyle]

Well, I don't think that's probably the last.

[Steve]

It's gonna be the last.

[TJ]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, it never makes sense why they don't do it the other way and.

[Steve]

The back of the plane first.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Steve]

Cuz then the people in first class don't even have to see the people.

[Kyle]

Right?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Cuz everyone walks by and then that's awful. It's like memes walks by me, I just have to be like, oh, this guy.

[Kate]

I had to walk past 500 people.

[Danny]

You were 500?

[Kate]

I was the 50 10.

[Mark]

Yeah, yeah, ours was big too. We had 48 rows.

[Kyle]

I wouldn't be, I didn't even know. As far as I concerned, there was only two rows playing for us.

[Stephen]

Two rows.

[Kyle]

Me and Brandon. Yeah, you guys did get out like it was very late.

[Kate]

Yeah, I also, I rode the trolley yesterday and the trolley was packed. It's right over here. You guys should do it. I have so many recommendations for you guys. I rode the trolley and the trolley was packed and so I was holding on to the side thing like they do in the movies.

[Steve]

Yeah.

[Kate]

And the guy got off to walk around, he's like, oh, you dropped $5. And I looked down, he goes, got you. I almost got off. I was like, I have to like. Like go off and lay in front of it now and like, are the.

[TJ]

Trolleys functional or are they just novelties? Like, do you use them to actually get from A to B quickly?

[Kate]

I wrote it all the way to the end to north beach and had a nice time. Walk around. So it. It's slow as hell and the guy just has a lever. It's just stop or go.

[TJ]

And is it cheap?

[Kate]

It's like $8 or something. But it's kind of a novelty. I don't know if anybody, like, rides them together, but that was embarrassing.

[TJ]

Yeah, there's like 100 of the people on those are tourists, right?

[Kate]

And then I got in Eclair and went to walk in Washington park and I bit it and the whole top just flopped off onto the ground.

[Mark]

You really are the new bad luck.

[TJ]

I know.

[Kate]

I stepped in dog this morning.

[TJ]

How long have you been here?

[Danny]

This is crazy.

[TJ]

I got in, I went to sleep, I woke up. Yeah, that's basically all.

[Kyle]

I went to sleep.

[Steve]

Kate, how long. When did the OJ go on to your. Your bottom half?

[Kate]

Whenever they do the first. What, when you hit 30, 000ft is when they start going around. So the first like 30 minutes probably.

[Steve]

Of the flight, your ph has to be mangled.

[Kate]

So I said, put a little champagne on there.

[Steve]

Danny, did you go mega viral?

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah, Danny.

[Mark]

I did a couple of my pilot jokes. Didn't land, but there was a guy who's dressed in full pilot gear, hat and everything, 27C. So I was passing him, I said, said, think you're in the wrong seat. Took his airpod out, said, what? I said, think you're in the wrong seat? He said, no, I'm. This is my seat.

[Stephen]

I'm supposed to sit here.

[Mark]

I said, no, he's making a joke. You should be in the pilot seat. And you said, ah. And put his AirPods back.

[Kyle]

Oh, you're a mega virus.

[TJ]

Viral.

[Kyle]

And people are stealing.

[Mark]

A lot of people are stealing it. This is probably the first time I've told you guys today that people are stealing.

[Steve]

Danny couldn't wait to tell.

[Kyle]

Oh, he told me all I wanted you to know.

[Mark]

It was mine first.

[Steve]

Yeah, there was a guy going to Dubai.

[Mark]

That was the.

[Stephen]

His was funny.

[Danny]

I like the other guy.

[Steve]

His was really funny. That was the only bad Dubai one. Made me laugh pretty hard.

[Brandon]

That one was fun.

[Mark]

You got community noted. Thank you very much.

[Steve]

Yeah, this guy, he.

[Mark]

Too many enters.

[Kate]

He did good spacing.

[Mark]

Too hard a story.

[Brandon]

What?

[Stephen]

What?

[Kyle]

It's a community known. This stolen joking photo from this post.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Mikey bets Mikey Betts went crazy on him. It was too crazy.

[Brandon]

Love that.

[Kyle]

Hey, you fugazi. This isn't your tweet. You're a schmuck phony. This is Danny Conrad's tweet. You. You rat. Why don't you get your own ideas and stop stealing other people's off?

[Mark]

Thank you, Mikey.

[Kyle]

Well said.

[Steve]

Very nice.

[Mark]

Very well said.

[Kyle]

Do you see that rat? Punxsutani. Phil Hate that.

[Brandon]

Stupid.

[Stephen]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

Happy Groundhog Day.

[Kyle]

No, he said more.

[Brandon]

Six more.

[Kyle]

Six more weeks.

[TJ]

Six more winners.

[Kyle]

Put him in a crock pot.

[Brandon]

Six more weeks of winter. Don't sound that bad, considering what we've had.

[Steve]

His family lineage is batting.390. Impressive.

[Kyle]

Remember when de Blasio dropped the groundhog and he died?

[Steve]

What? That was from the drop?

[Mark]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

I think it died, like, a day later. It went into a coma, concussed.

[TJ]

He dropped it on its head.

[Brandon]

Yeah, pretty much.

[Kyle]

It was a bad drop from. He's a tall man. I think de Blasio was testing it to his height.

[Danny]

If it died. Yeah, from his own hand.

[Kyle]

Just dropped it.

[TJ]

Don't land on their feet, huh?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Groundhog.

[Kate]

Wow.

[Kyle]

Can you find the video?

[Steve]

Oh, it jumped off the stage.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Went to the hospital, spasm.

[Mark]

Look at them laughing.

[Kyle]

What'd you say, tj?

[Steve]

It died a couple days later, and they, like, covered it up. Oh, it seems fine.

[Kyle]

No, he's up.

[Danny]

Dude.

[Kyle]

Look at him. He's got.

[Brandon]

He's got.

[Steve]

He.

[Kyle]

He's got cte.

[Kate]

Oh, buddy.

[Steve]

Oh, sorry, guy.

[Kyle]

What's that big glove he's wearing?

[Stephen]

Oh, yeah.

[Steve]

What?

[Kyle]

That's a gigantic glove.

[Steve]

That's for, like, falconing.

[TJ]

That's the Don't Drop the Groundhog glove.

[Kyle]

Damn. Who is it? Staten Island. Chuck. Groundhog. Standing for Chuck. Charlotte.

[Kate]

I've been to Punk Satani. He lives at the library with his wife the rest of the year. They have a nice little house.

[Brandon]

Sounds nice.

[Danny]

Absolute.

[Kate]

Yeah, it really is. It's tough.

[Kyle]

Charles G. Hogg is a groundhog.

[Brandon]

What? It wasn't Pucks at Honeyfell.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

No, it was Chuck's. Charles G. Hogg? Chuck.

[TJ]

Chuck. Staten Island Chuck.

[Kyle]

Notable moments.

[TJ]

Let's see.

[Kate]

Oh, they're saying he bit the Mayor Bloomberg.

[TJ]

Wow.

[Kate]

Chuck bit Mayor Bloomberg and then de Blasio killed him.

[Brandon]

Charlotte died. Chuck didn't die. Charlotte died. Charlotte was his granddaughter and stepped in for Chuck one day, and then. And then killed herself.

[Danny]

Oh, wow.

[Steve]

Brandon, that's what you should do with Mama's guinea pigs.

[Kyle]

Just give them a Meredith, how'd the move go?

[Brandon]

I don't want to talk about it.

[Kyle]

That well.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Super smooth.

[Steve]

It'll be boring.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Don't wanna. She's. She's back in Mississippi. Like an empty house. It's all good.

[Mark]

What about the guinea pig?

[Brandon]

It's all good in the hood. It's all good. It's all good. Mr. Tie dye with your tie dye on.

[Kyle]

Feel good in the tie dye?

[Brandon]

Yeah, you look good in your tie dye.

[Kyle]

Like an absolute clown.

[Brandon]

You look good. How'd you pick up these twin outfits?

[Steve]

Went downstairs and these were the two cheapest items for sale. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Are you guys do that every day?

[Steve]

Every single day. Every day. I'm gonna for this.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Solely still has his shirt on.

[Brandon]

You're going to.

[TJ]

I gotta. I gotta leave a little early.

[Kyle]

Well, Dana's gonna be here.

[TJ]

Connor are going to.

[Steve]

Have you been building up what you like? What's the gonna be?

[TJ]

I had. I had a bacon, egg and cheese this morning. A donut. We're going to. We're gonna stop it in and out on the way. I'm ready. I. I didn't. I haven't since I've been here.

[Steve]

Is Connor as well? Because he was talking about what he ate.

[TJ]

Connor's shitting as well. I. I didn't. I. We don't need him to. But he's coming with and he's like, if I'm going to go, I might as well do. Might as well do what everyone else got to do. Alcatraz, right?

[Steve]

Got a there.

[TJ]

Got a together. I think Malice's coming too. He caught wind.

[Danny]

That makes sense.

[TJ]

He's like, I got a there, so.

[Kyle]

Oh, Malek's here.

[Mark]

Will you all be in the same stall? Is it going to be.

[TJ]

Yeah, I think so. Family restroom. We're going to take turns. Okay. It's going to be like a gang bang.

[Kyle]

In and out.

[TJ]

We're going to gang bang the toilet.

[Kyle]

In N out's Fries are such dog, man.

[TJ]

Really? You hate them?

[Kyle]

I love the burgers. I think it's the best burger. I. I would. If you could do in and out with McDonald's, it'd be like the. The perfect fast food.

[Stephen]

I learned a trick. You can ask for them.

[Brandon]

Well, I do.

[Kyle]

I. I do that every time.

[TJ]

I like their fries.

[Kyle]

I don't like.

[TJ]

They're basic.

[Steve]

Are they crinkle?

[Kyle]

No, they're just.

[Steve]

Okay.

[Kyle]

They're just regular.

[Brandon]

I've only had it once. That was a Super bowl in la. It was fine. Yeah.

[Steve]

I think that's the Burger's good.

[Kyle]

I. I stand on the burger. I would if I had supposed to eat it.

[Brandon]

It.

[TJ]

Thank you, guys.

[Kyle]

Coming back from that Tax act.

[Steve]

Oh, yeah, you have to.

[Kyle]

All right, Brandon, go. Go see what you got. Tax act makes filing easy. With step by step guidance, your maximum refund is guaranteed. You won't find a bigger refund with any other tax filing software. Tax act gives you tax tips throughout the filing process to help you along the way. With expert assist, you can talk to a credentialed tax expert located right here in the US Their customer care team is here to answer your questions when you need help. TaxAct helps you find the deductions and credits that you deserve. With step by step guidance and trusted tools, you'll feel confident filing with TaxAct. The simplest, easiest way to get your taxes done. Brandon Walker's over there. Hold on, Brandon, it's not on you. There you go.

[Brandon]

Hey, the mic's up there. All right. Thank you to Taxact for this gift. Gift. I'm getting a gift every day because I filed my taxes early and I.

[Kyle]

Get to steal one.

[Brandon]

What?

[Kyle]

I get to steal one?

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, you steal one. All right. Looks like we have a Cleveland Cavaliers LeBron James.

[Kyle]

I will not be stealing that right here.

[Brandon]

LeBron James, Cleveland Cavaliers. Size is correct. Everything is right. Thank you to Tax Act. That's my gift for filing my taxes. Wow.

[Steve]

Gonna wait. You're gonna wait.

[TJ]

Can you hold that up?

[Steve]

Up.

[TJ]

Hold that up to, huh?

[Brandon]

There we go.

[TJ]

Yeah, that might fit him.

[Kyle]

Might fit him. That's the jersey that the. That he. That's a throwback now. Yeah, that he debuted. That's how long he's been playing. It's pretty crazy.

[Kate]

All right.

[Kyle]

Crazy. Pretty crazy fact.

[Brandon]

Thank you, Tax act.

[TJ]

Brandon, you're a bron Sexual, so that'll. That'll get a lot of play.

[Brandon]

Gigantic bronze Sexual love LeBron James. Hey, y'.

[Steve]

All, welcome back.

[Brandon]

Thanks.

[Stephen]

Speaking of LeBron James and hairline said, you see that boxer get his hair knocked off?

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Steve]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Brutal.

[Stephen]

That's tough.

[Steve]

That's got to be worst case scenario.

[Kyle]

Yeah. You can't have this happen.

[Kate]

As a boxer, why in God's name would you have a toupee?

[Mark]

I'm surprised it took that long.

[Kate]

It's a crazy move.

[Brandon]

Here it goes.

[Kyle]

You gotta know that's on the car, like on the table when you get in the ring, right?

[TJ]

He.

[Kyle]

He hit me so hard, my hair came off.

[Steve]

And then people were passing it around, wearing it in the stands. Just.

[Kyle]

Time to let it go, man.

[Danny]

Did he also get knocked out?

[Kyle]

I. I don't know.

[Brandon]

I think he won the fight. I keep saying that. I. I don't know if I'm right. I thought I saw later that he won the fight. He did. Yeah, he won the fight. He came back.

[TJ]

Wow.

[Brandon]

So he's doing the postgame interview with just the. The little. The little row right there and then an empty head.

[TJ]

It eventually got fully knocked off.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I don't know if. I don't know if it got fully knocked off or they took it off during the.

[TJ]

Oh, my God. Yeah, there it is.

[Brandon]

Wow.

[Danny]

Looks like a fry Mattol.

[TJ]

Wow.

[Kate]

Well, that's like when he gets the hat blow towards onto his head.

[Kyle]

He won the fight. No one knows that he won the fight.

[Stephen]

Fight.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I guess so.

[Kate]

Do you at least have a good sense of humor about it?

[Brandon]

I think he did okay. I think he was okay about it.

[Kyle]

I think you have to. If you're working toupee. Toupee guys have to be funny.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

Mikey Betts is going to maybe be a toupee guy.

[Steve]

I think he should do toupee over hair transplant. Yeah, swap him in, guy.

[TJ]

Sorry, I almost.

[Brandon]

No, what were you. You have a. What the.

[TJ]

I almost did it again. I don't want to do. I told you. Okay, move on.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Steve]

What's going on?

[Brandon]

No, it's just whenever. Two bacon, nothing.

[Steve]

Brandon say it ain't so.

[Brandon]

I don't have a two.

[TJ]

Brandon asked me to not talk about it on air and I promised him I wouldn't. And. Yeah, I slipped up.

[Brandon]

I've never asked you to talk about anything or not talk about anything on the air ever.

[TJ]

He said I'm an open book, except one thing. And then I. Yeah, let us pull your hair then.

[Brandon]

Pull my hair, Danny. Hard.

[TJ]

Oh, really hard.

[Brandon]

Got a lot of.

[Kyle]

It's got a lot of really hard.

[Jay]

Real.

[TJ]

It's good glue.

[Steve]

Wait a minute.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah, you can see where it's coming out in there, too.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it's my hair gel.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Brandon]

Just all right. Okay, fine.

[Stephen]

All right.

[Mark]

Yeah, he's good.

[Brandon]

Is it in there?

[Kyle]

Yeah, it's a really good two pack.

[TJ]

It's a good.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[TJ]

In that.

[Kyle]

Whoever did it, it.

[Stephen]

Oh, boy.

[Kyle]

Incredible job by them.

[Steve]

If you do start to lose it, would you go toupee?

[Brandon]

No. See, I'm 46. I think if I were going to lose it, I'd have already lost it.

[Steve]

Yeah, but your vanity is off the charts.

[Brandon]

It is, but I. I like. I feel like if I were, I could Have a thick, wavy head of hair. I have a lot of things wrong with me. My head of hair is not it.

[Kyle]

The other day, my wife just like brushed my. My forehead and I was like, what are you doing? She's like, I was just checking. I was like, what the. So now I have to get a hair transplant.

[Steve]

Then she honked your titty.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Steve]

Have a safe flight.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Speaking of honk titties. You see chapel roan?

[Kyle]

No titty honks.

[Brandon]

You didn't see chapel room?

[TJ]

She has to chapel roan. I didn't see it till this morning.

[Brandon]

Just her outfit. Yeah.

[TJ]

Yeah, her outfit. Her. Her titties were out.

[Kyle]

Those titties aren't for me.

[Steve]

No, those titties aren't for you.

[Kate]

I think it was prosthetics over the real ones.

[Kyle]

When a woman says she's a lesbian, I just don't.

[TJ]

Oh, she's a lesbian. That's. That makes it even better.

[Kyle]

I'm. I'm so. I'm so, you know, gay friendly that if a woman says she's lesbian, I was like, all right, I won't even look at you.

[Steve]

Yeah, I was going to.

[Kate]

Sorry.

[Steve]

Oh, you're a lesbian.

[Brandon]

I won't.

[Steve]

You.

[Kyle]

I respect that. Yeah.

[Steve]

Me.

[Kyle]

I will not objectify you anymore.

[Steve]

Aist celeb.

[Kyle]

She got her titty honked.

[Steve]

No, she had her dress.

[Kate]

She was bare chested. And then the nipple piercings. And then the silk was hanging off the nipple piercings like a cape.

[TJ]

You're going to want.

[Kate]

I believe it was prosthetic over the real.

[Kyle]

You're going to want to show again.

[Brandon]

I don't know where they're not from me show it?

[Mark]

Yeah. We can't even show it.

[Brandon]

I texted you.

[Kyle]

I see it.

[Kate]

It was based after like an 80s. One of the big fashion houses had a model who actually had nipple rings and it was like real, for real. So you can look that up. J found if that's your cup of tea.

[Stephen]

Yeah, but did you guys see Heidi.

[Kate]

Klum the butt dress?

[Brandon]

No. She had a buttress. She wore a new Heidi Clum had a buttress.

[Kate]

You could show. You could show the Heidi Klum dress.

[TJ]

I'd like to see the Heidi.

[Kate]

Well, maybe don't maybe.

[Stephen]

Are you a Klum guy who isn't?

[Steve]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, well, now, wait a minute. That's just.

[Stephen]

It's a latex dress.

[TJ]

Wow.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Stephen]

You guys see all the angles?

[Steve]

You would have to be real sweaty in that. Right? I think it was like a hard plastic.

[Brandon]

She can't even hardly move.

[Steve]

So Is that her actual ass or is that.

[Brandon]

Yeah, no, no, no.

[Kyle]

There's no movement.

[Stephen]

Well, like, I'm sure it was sculpted off of her.

[Brandon]

That looks ridiculous.

[Mark]

Like a manic thinking.

[Kate]

I would look exactly the same if I wore it. Totally.

[Kyle]

That does nothing for me.

[Kate]

Looser boobs.

[Brandon]

So that wasn't your ass either?

[Kyle]

No, it's just plastic ass.

[TJ]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Steve]

You liked it, Chai?

[Stephen]

Pretty good.

[Steve]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Good.

[Kyle]

How's. How's the throat feeling?

[Danny]

Me, I can sound a lot better because I'm not raising my voice. Get me pissed.

[Steve]

Get him pissed.

[Danny]

I can't breathe under mild strain and I can't raise my voice or talk uninterrupted.

[Brandon]

So this city, a lot of terrain, a lot of walking. Is that not hurting your breathing?

[Danny]

It's. It hasn't gotten that bad. But like when I was like just lifting weights, it's.

[Kyle]

I was thinking about it the other day. The most overrated person, I think, in the history of the world is Charlie Chaplin. No one knows who that is or gives a fuck who it is.

[Steve]

Charlie Chaplin, the comedian?

[Danny]

That would probably be the opposite of my take. He was truly talented.

[Kyle]

No, he's a bum.

[Brandon]

He's like Justin Herbert.

[Danny]

He's a boss. So good at what he did. He's not even need diet.

[Kyle]

He's not even a has been. He's a never was.

[Steve]

He was like a pioneer.

[Danny]

He was the most was.

[Kyle]

He was not the most was. You're wrong.

[Danny]

Have you seen him rollerblade?

[Kyle]

No, nor would I want to.

[Steve]

If Chaplin was around today, he'd work here. Yeah, you would love.

[Kyle]

He would maybe have a tick tock. No, he wouldn't.

[Steve]

He wouldn't.

[Kyle]

He'd maybe have a tick tock.

[Danny]

Maybe. What is this based off of?

[Kyle]

Me trying to rile you up? You said rile you up.

[Danny]

I was thinking of.

[Brandon]

I don't give a. About your.

[Danny]

Oh, really?

[Kate]

Okay.

[TJ]

Damn.

[Kyle]

I know.

[Danny]

He's such a wrong take.

[Jay]

He's your boy.

[Danny]

Oh, you're so far off.

[Brandon]

There it is.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Steve]

Are you concerned at all, Kyle, or have you talked to your doctor?

[Danny]

It's just there are 6 million people on the Internet. Half a billion English speaking Westerners. And why do I always have these mild ailments that no one has ever spoken about?

[Brandon]

That's true.

[Danny]

Like why do I. Why am I one in a billion? No one.

[Steve]

There's nobody from.

[Danny]

It's always someone from 2011 had something similar and got no replies. How does this keep happening? Whether it's a lip bump that oozes gold or this.

[Steve]

I didn't know it was oozing gold.

[Danny]

And then it's like, I look it up. No one on the Internet has ever talked about it. How am I such a medical anomaly?

[Steve]

I'm sorry for laughing.

[Kyle]

We need House, isn't it? Wasn't that saying that he just, like. People come in with, like, anomalies. He'd be like, well, it's this Q. Laurie.

[Brandon]

What?

[Danny]

I just want the comfort of somebody, like, with 400 upvotes being like, I had this too.

[Kyle]

There is. Yeah. There's the comfort of like one person replying being like, oh, I had that. Not a big deal.

[Steve]

Have you confided in AI at all?

[Kyle]

Why can't people just do that? Like, even if you didn't have it, just give the boy peace of mind.

[Danny]

Exactly.

[Kyle]

Lie.

[Danny]

AI doesn't know. They told me Sean Johnson's 41. They told me 100% sure. They said 100 sure. No wiggle room. I said, are you sure? Because I think she's not. And they said, positive, 100%. Shawn Johnson, Olympian, 41 years old.

[Kyle]

And how old is she?

[Danny]

I think she's 34.

[Kyle]

Oh, shit.

[Steve]

Way off.

[TJ]

Why were you.

[Steve]

You were AI ing Shawn Johnson?

[Danny]

Yeah, well, I wanted to know 41 year olds. Okay, so talk to big cat.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Oh, dude, that was just. That was just for conversation.

[Jay]

Yes.

[Kyle]

Sean Johnson, 34.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

That's crazy. Jay, what do you got planned for your birthday? Big four zero.

[TJ]

Are you turning 40 tomorrow?

[Kyle]

Tomorrow?

[Danny]

Wow.

[Stephen]

Yeah. Flag football. We got a fun flag football tournament.

[Brandon]

That's great.

[Danny]

And you're gonna play flag football, like.

[TJ]

A birthday party birthday?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[TJ]

I forget it's an actual birthday. That is a children's. That's a seven year old, like, goes, gets their hair done.

[Danny]

Jungle theme birthday.

[Kyle]

We gotta get a pizza party.

[Kate]

Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut and flag football.

[Stephen]

I think Tate asked me like two or three months ago, like, hey, are you available Tuesday of Super bowl week to do this flag football tournament? I said, that's my 40th birthday and I would like nothing more than to play football and catch with my friends that day.

[Kyle]

What if you get picked last?

[Stephen]

So what? I still play.

[TJ]

What's the format of the flag football?

[Brandon]

14.

[TJ]

I know nothing other than four teams.

[Kyle]

I think I'm the only. I'm the only capped or coach that's also playing.

[Brandon]

You're playing?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Steve]

Why not?

[Brandon]

I don't know. I didn't know that.

[Kyle]

Me, Brandon, Dave and PFT picking teams. I'm gonna player coach draft tomorrow.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

We're doing the draft on the act.

[Danny]

Yes, sir.

[Jay]

That's right.

[Kyle]

That's right.

[Steve]

Right.

[Kate]

And the poop rate. Dave's racing that play. Football player, allegedly.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah. The football player from James Madison. Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[TJ]

What's the. What's the genesis behind this?

[Kyle]

It was like a highlight of him running after what a play is an offensive lineman.

[Brandon]

The first play against Oregon.

[Kyle]

Oh, no, it was a defensive lineman. I think he was trying to chase someone with the ball and he looked like he was running with poop in his pants. And Dave made fun.

[TJ]

Dave said, I'm fat.

[Kyle]

And then the guy was like, all right, we'll race. Yeah. Dave's gonna get hurt.

[Brandon]

You think so?

[Kyle]

He doesn't. He doesn't go. He. He doesn't do anything, like, physically. He doesn't. He's. His shoulder, like. I don't even know if he could do a push up.

[Brandon]

Is that bad, this guy?

[Kyle]

Yeah, he's both. His shoulders are, like, gone.

[Brandon]

This guy is a college athlete.

[Steve]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

No. He looks slow against Oregon's running back, but Oregon's running back was probably running a 4. 4.

[Stephen]

How far is the race tomorrow?

[Brandon]

40 yards. 40 yards.

[Kate]

Huh?

[Kyle]

Should get in that chair.

[Stephen]

Dave could probably run like a six.

[Brandon]

I don't know.

[Kyle]

I have no idea. I don't. I actually don't know if he's like, run in 10 years.

[Brandon]

He said he was going to train for this. He said that? He said that's why he said he had to do a month of training. I don't know if he's done anything.

[Kyle]

So maybe he has run.

[Brandon]

Maybe he has, maybe he hasn't. Who knows?

[Kyle]

Who's to say?

[Brandon]

We'll find out. Or maybe we won't. Who knows?

[Steve]

How would we not find out?

[Kyle]

We will definitely find out.

[Brandon]

Well, maybe he runs well, maybe he doesn't run well. Maybe that's based on him running well in training or not. Who knows? We'll never find out.

[TJ]

Maybe they tie.

[Jay]

Whoa.

[Brandon]

What if they tie?

[TJ]

Just a tie.

[Kyle]

That would be disappointing.

[TJ]

No resolution.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Just a tie to tie.

[Kyle]

It'd be really disappointing because I don't.

[Brandon]

If they tied, I don't think either one would want to run again. No, I think it's a one shot deal for them.

[TJ]

Yeah. Just be a tie.

[Mark]

Do you think I'll need to get a tetanus shot after licking the bridge?

[Kyle]

No.

[TJ]

What are you doing?

[Kyle]

You're a. I don't know.

[Brandon]

When.

[Mark]

When are we doing our punishments?

[Kyle]

Whenever you want.

[Brandon]

Whenever you can.

[Mark]

Can I. Do I have to do the 103s all in. In one or can I break it up?

[Kyle]

Yeah. Yeah, buddy.

[Brandon]

Danny.

[Mark]

Anyone seen any local basketball rims?

[TJ]

Yeah, we. Me and TJ are.

[Kate]

Oh, somebody sent me the most scenic, beautiful basketball court.

[Kyle]

Court.

[Kate]

I'll send it to you.

[TJ]

We drove in. There were last night, 40 people probably on this basketball court. And I would say of the 40, 35 were wearing NBA jerseys.

[Stephen]

Really?

[TJ]

It was crazy.

[Mark]

I volunteered. Malisex, rebound for me.

[Steve]

That's nice of you.

[Brandon]

He's on vacation right now.

[Mark]

Malasak.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Because Gruden doesn't get in until tonight, so he's just chilling.

[Steve]

I saw him just chilling when I was chilling.

[Brandon]

Just having a great day.

[TJ]

We did mostly sports. He's just sitting on the couch, chilling, looking up.

[Steve]

Was he on Twitter and just chilling, Right?

[TJ]

Just chilling the whole time.

[Steve]

Did he butt into conversation? Did he have a mic?

[Brandon]

We made him, but he wouldn't have ordinarily. He was just so.

[Kyle]

He was sitting there being like, I don't want to be. I don't want to be on the show.

[Brandon]

Well, we said just sit there. Right?

[Danny]

I did.

[TJ]

I didn't want to admit this in front of him, but I watched this whole dumbass video that he made.

[Kyle]

Which one?

[TJ]

Around San Francisco.

[Kyle]

Oh, I gotta see this.

[TJ]

He said, the cars are in italics. And I laughed. And I didn't want to admit that.

[Steve]

Because they're on a slink.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[TJ]

And I laughed. And I. I didn't want to admit that to him. I laughed. I watched this whole thing.

[Steve]

Super Bowl.

[Kyle]

And I've always heard about how nuts the hills are.

[Jay]

So I'm walking up the hill, one.

[Kyle]

Of the street hills.

[Steve]

We're gonna go check out the top.

[Brandon]

It looks pretty crap.

[Kyle]

I'm gonna see if I can get over here and show everybody.

[Brandon]

Look at that.

[Jay]

It's all the way.

[Danny]

It's pretty steep.

[Kyle]

So we're just gonna rip it and then check it out from the top.

[TJ]

I've been walking for about. I just kept watching.

[Brandon]

He was bored.

[Kyle]

Three minutes. Three and a half, four minutes.

[Jay]

First of all, San Francisco. Not the most beautiful city in the.

[Kyle]

World by any means, but.

[Brandon]

Oh, a lot going on.

[Kyle]

Busy, a lot of breath. Certainly steeper than I thought, but almost the top.

[Brandon]

That's a beautiful been to to predictability.

[Steve]

You made it past this.

[TJ]

I made it past this. Yeah. And I didn't want. I didn't want to admit that poofing.

[Stephen]

Look at this.

[Kyle]

Poofing and poofing is leaning cars and italics. You live in this city.

[Kate]

Very poetic.

[Danny]

Was lean.

[Steve]

Your cards have to just be shredded.

[Kyle]

I am burning right now.

[TJ]

Something about this kid, paper boy, the evening.

[Danny]

He's doing this with like the confidence of someone who's won an Emmy for this series.

[Brandon]

Top of the hill.

[Kyle]

Made it.

[Brandon]

I don't think you did.

[Jay]

Started all the way down there and made it all the way up here.

[Steve]

It's sh.

[Kyle]

Hey, sorry about a breath.

[Brandon]

There's still more hill. Yeah.

[Steve]

That you can see behind it.

[Kyle]

I'm shocked at how steep that was.

[Brandon]

See if I can get a good.

[Mark]

Shot down here too.

[TJ]

Gotta get a good shot of the hill.

[Jay]

See, you got a little wedge down.

[Kyle]

There and then you just can't even see the drop. But that is quite a ways away down there. So glad I did that, I guess.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Steve]

Has he got a chaplain stash going? Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Jay]

So.

[Steve]

Oh, it's still going.

[TJ]

Yeah, it still goes. Yeah. He says you go up the hill, but then holy. You go down there. That was the whole video when I watched the whole thing.

[Jay]

Nowhere else to put it.

[Kyle]

That just feels like kind of bad planning.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

But anyway.

[Jay]

San Fran.

[Stephen]

Welcome.

[TJ]

Some people have 34 seconds of this.

[Brandon]

The mound on the top of the.

[Jay]

Hill in San Francisco.

[Steve]

Look at that.

[Kyle]

Leaning as hell.

[Brandon]

Whole city seems kind of.

[Kyle]

But I digress quick.

[Brandon]

Significantly worse on the way up.

[Steve]

This is maybe the hardest my knees have ever clang together in my entire life.

[Kate]

Is he flat footed?

[Steve]

I'm just. This is horrific.

[Kyle]

I don't know how anybody does this. I mean, this is horrible.

[Jay]

You hear me?

[Kyle]

I feel like I'm £9 million.

[Brandon]

My shoulders.

[Steve]

I feel like an idiot doing this.

[Brandon]

Hey. Kind of you, Mark, for making us watch this.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Steve]

So bad.

[Kyle]

How long was that? That was a punishment.

[TJ]

It was 10 minutes, I think.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[TJ]

I think that was 10 full minutes.

[Kyle]

Oh, man.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

We need to get Gruden here.

[Steve]

Yeah, he's. He's gone rogue.

[Stephen]

Big cat. How was your birthday Friday?

[Kyle]

It was fine.

[Steve]

Nice.

[Brandon]

That's awesome.

[Steve]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

That's what it's all about. All right, bro. Okay.

[Kyle]

I mean, Chili's catered. That was cool.

[Stephen]

Love it.

[Kyle]

Birthdays are so stupid at this point of your life. Like, it just doesn't.

[Stephen]

What's the next one you can celebrate?

[Kyle]

50?

[Stephen]

45. Doesn't get any.

[Brandon]

No, I don't think you celebrate 50. I think.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Steve]

That is the birthday.

[Kyle]

50 is when you're.

[Brandon]

It's not the birthday.

[Steve]

I think 50 the birthday.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Guys, I'm 46 and 50 sounds.

[Kyle]

I think it is. I think it's like, your kids are old enough to, like, you know, we do a big party.

[TJ]

50, you become eligible for lifetime achievement awards.

[Brandon]

I don't know. Yeah, that's.

[Steve]

Brandon.

[Brandon]

50 doesn't 50s win?

[Danny]

I think each birthday you might as well celebrate.

[Kyle]

Yeah, but I'm just saying, there's nothing like. I don't know. I was just. It was a regular day. Like, my kids were nicer to me. That was cool. I. I dropped that on them a few times. Like, you can't do this on my birthday. And they're like, you're right.

[Steve]

You don't want anything for your 50th, Brandon.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I'll figure out something for my 50th. It just doesn't sound like when I was turning, when I was 37 and I look forward, I was like, wow, I'll be 40 a couple of years. That's a landmark.

[Kyle]

Oh, you're so off.

[Brandon]

50 doesn't so off.

[Kyle]

50 is so much bigger than 40.

[Brandon]

50 is not bigger than 40.

[Kyle]

Yes, it is. 40 is like 10 bigger.

[Brandon]

40 is like 40's got some. 40 fit.

[TJ]

Okay, I get Brandon's point. 50 is sad.

[Brandon]

50 sad. Yeah. I'm on the downswing. 40 is the last one we like.

[TJ]

40 is exciting. Still.

[Brandon]

40, you still got some life.

[TJ]

50 is what I'm saying.

[Danny]

50.

[Kate]

Look who's 50.

[Brandon]

I'm mouthpiece.

[Danny]

Toby Maguire is 50. Spider man is 50.

[Kyle]

I feel like 50, though, is like.

[Brandon]

Travis Barker, but it can't be Spider man now. He was Spider Man 30 years.

[Steve]

He was Spider man two years ago.

[Kyle]

I feel like 50 is when life's supposed to get good again.

[Danny]

Boo.

[Brandon]

Blaze, what do you understand about this?

[Danny]

These charming, all these people, you know, 20s are fun.

[Kyle]

30S you got to, like, build.

[Brandon]

Your 50 is going to be incredible. You're going to be retired. I'm still going to be grinding my.

[Kyle]

Dick off at 50, but 20s, you, you know, it's fun. 30s, you, you have to, like, focus on your career. Family.

[Brandon]

40S.

[Kyle]

Family. 50.

[Brandon]

50 might as well be dead.

[Kyle]

Juicy J. I'm going to have awesome. I'm. I'm going to off.

[Danny]

He still uses Snapchat.

[Kyle]

You still.

[Danny]

There's some young 50 year olds.

[Brandon]

I don't think so.

[TJ]

Who's the youngest?

[Kyle]

You literally turned 50 today, Will.

[Danny]

I am. He's pretty young.

[Steve]

He seems 50 to me.

[Brandon]

All of these people's primes were 25 years ago.

[TJ]

That's what I'm saying. But still, all these people, Lifetime achievement awards, you could, you could see. Will, I am at the Grammys.

[Brandon]

Nobody looks forward to 50. 40 is like.

[Kate]

Who's that silly lady?

[Kyle]

Beckham's 50 at SIA.

[Mark]

50 cents.

[Kate]

Oh, David harbor, then. Way sex.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I'm excited for 50. It. I'm not scared.

[Brandon]

Your 50 is going to be amazing. Oh, Travis, you're just going to chill for the rest of your life.

[Kyle]

Yeah, April.

[Brandon]

I'm going to be moving my mom back and forth from Antioch, Illinois, every two years.

[Kyle]

Yeah, true, true.

[Stephen]

April 13, 2029. That would be 50, right?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

That is a Friday.

[Brandon]

Oh, now turn Friday.

[Stephen]

Friday the 13th.

[TJ]

Also Friday the 13th.

[Kyle]

Oh, wait, that's. I think that's going to be a Plinko day.

[Jay]

Sure.

[TJ]

That's right.

[Steve]

We already sold your birthday.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Antiques on your birthday. By the way, antiquing is so back. Watching back those clips we did, though. Perfect. You know, not antiquing. And then bringing it back in that way and you freaking out.

[Brandon]

Well, yeah, I freaked out. I was about to interview two of my favorites. Did you say anybody say who?

[Steve]

I didn't say who.

[TJ]

Yeah, don't say.

[Brandon]

I was about to interview two of my favorites.

[Kate]

And.

[Brandon]

And then he scared me.

[Kyle]

Was it the Smurfs?

[Brandon]

It wasn't the Smurf. Why are you doing this thing?

[TJ]

How many Smurfs can you name?

[Jay]

Brandon.

[Brandon]

It was. No, Hefty.

[Kyle]

When I say Brandon. When I say. Brandon was laughing. He was like. The whole plane was shaking.

[Brandon]

I was watching the Smurf watching the Naked Gun.

[TJ]

Smurf laughs.

[Kyle]

He was Smurf laughing.

[Steve]

What's the bad guy in Smurf?

[Brandon]

Spring.

[TJ]

Gargoyle Gargamel.

[Stephen]

Yeah, that's right.

[Steve]

You hate that guy.

[Brandon]

Fine, whatever. But I was watching. I was watching the baseball scene. That was funny.

[Kyle]

Belly laughing to the Smurfs on a plane.

[Brandon]

I did have a couple. Have a couple of laugh out louds when.

[Steve]

How long is your contract? Does it end when you're 50?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Wow.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mark]

3, 9, 30.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it does. I'll be goddamn. It ends when I'm 50.

[Danny]

What is your 401k looking like?

[Brandon]

I don't know. Probably pretty good. Good. I'm doing okay.

[Kyle]

When can you take that out?

[Brandon]

I don't know.

[TJ]

I haven't 60. Nice and a half.

[Steve]

Is yours doing all right?

[Brandon]

Is that real?

[TJ]

Something like that.

[Danny]

I've been maxing it out.

[Steve]

Good.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[TJ]

That's great.

[Danny]

Yeah. For nefarious reasons.

[Brandon]

What's nefarious about future planning?

[Steve]

The least nefarious thing is your 401.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Steve]

No further questions.

[Brandon]

No further answers.

[Steve]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Brandon, have you carved out Any time for man taking while you're here?

[Brandon]

I do have. It looks like Wednesday afternoon. If we can get this full house thing done pretty quick, I'm gonna go down.

[Steve]

I don't think it's gonna be a quick.

[Brandon]

We ought to be able to do a couple hours. All it is is a couple. The scenes themselves are second long.

[Steve]

You think it's quick? It's gonna be an eight hour day.

[Mark]

You have to find a convertible.

[Brandon]

I'm gonna go down to Burlingame and I got a place down there. Lefties. I gotta go down to Lefties. So. So I got a place. If I can get down there, I might go today, actually. I gotta go touch a redwood. But after that, if I got enough time.

[Kate]

There's a park here in the city that has some. Don't even have to cross the. No redwoods. Oh, you don't even have to cross.

[Brandon]

The bridge for actual redwoods are in the city.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I didn't know that. I thought you had to go. Go out a little bit. Are they real big? Big.

[Mark]

You still got a lot to learn about this town.

[Kyle]

Well, the redwoods, brother.

[Brandon]

Well, yeah, but I didn't know if they were like.

[Kyle]

They'll make small ones.

[Danny]

How about a population trade? San Francisco, Cleveland.

[Brandon]

Why? What?

[Kate]

What do you mean population trade?

[Danny]

I think.

[Steve]

Are you taking Bay Area?

[Danny]

I think like the San Francisco Tech dweebs deserve some. Something that's like cold and flat and soulless.

[Kate]

Oh, you get to bring the Clevelanders.

[Kyle]

Just.

[Danny]

I think they would have more fun.

[Steve]

I think they'd struggle with the hills.

[Kyle]

KB did you know that Cleveland and Ohio was. Used to be part of Connecticut?

[Danny]

No, that sounds fake.

[Steve]

It's real. Cleveland used to be part of Connecticut.

[Kyle]

Connecticut?

[Steve]

How?

[Brandon]

Weren't they all just like straight across Reddit?

[Steve]

Oh, did they take. Yeah, I think the.

[Kyle]

I think a lot of towns in Cleveland, Ohio look like like Connecticut towns.

[Danny]

You were drinking Prank Snapple.

[Kyle]

Look it up. Tj I'm pretty sure I was.

[Brandon]

I'm right.

[Kyle]

History. Cleveland. The city of Cleveland was founded by General Moses Cleveland of the Connecticut Land Company Company.

[Brandon]

But bang. But that just.

[Danny]

Just the company.

[Kyle]

That doesn't mean it was part of Connecticut.

[Mark]

Are you trying to get him riled up?

[Kyle]

I might be, but I also think I'm right.

[Danny]

I was. That was a company.

[Kyle]

Can you show a map where Cleveland's part of Connecticut?

[Danny]

Yeah, show a map.

[Kyle]

I think I'm right.

[Brandon]

But if it's true, it's not gonna.

[Kyle]

Write a whole thing.

[Danny]

San Francisco has the geography for more fun. A more fun loving individual.

[Brandon]

You hate the people of San Francisco.

[Danny]

No, not like the natives, but like, you know, the stereotypical tech dorks.

[Kyle]

Look at this. Bang. Connecticut.

[Steve]

What are we looking at?

[Kyle]

That's Connecticut and that's western Connecticut.

[Brandon]

That's right in Ohio right there.

[Kyle]

Look at that.

[Brandon]

Proof is there.

[Kate]

Connecticut.

[Steve]

Also Chicago.

[TJ]

How did they fumble this?

[Kyle]

I. I don't know. But I. When I learned this fact, I was like, holy, that's crazy.

[Steve]

Crazy.

[Kyle]

They really up and people were like, yeah, the. If you go to like certain towns in. In the Ohio area, it looks like a town in Connecticut. How fun isn't that?

[Danny]

I guess.

[Kyle]

God. I just try, try to come. I try to come to this show with facts that will hopefully impress you and I fail.

[Danny]

I know. That is. I've never known.

[Kyle]

No, no, no. That is crazy. I'll come with something else. Forget it.

[Kate]

It.

[Brandon]

It's okay, Dan. There's always tomorrow.

[Kyle]

I mean, it's. It hits all the things. It's like a fact no one really knows. It's a map thing. Yeah, that should be KB's wheelhouse. He should be looking at me with. With, you know, love. Little love bubbles coming out of his eyes right now.

[Steve]

He's not.

[Kyle]

And instead.

[Brandon]

Are these the advisers glasses?

[Kyle]

No. I don't know where I got these.

[Brandon]

But you were just wearing those on the plane yesterday.

[Kyle]

I thought, I think I'm going to be a yellow glass glasses guy because it just makes Life just is a little bit nicer.

[Brandon]

I thought you were wearing the advisor's glasses on the plane.

[Kyle]

Put them on.

[Brandon]

No, it just makes.

[Kyle]

It makes life look like everything's just a little bit nicer.

[Steve]

Do you like what you see?

[Brandon]

It makes the outfit make a little more sense. Now the glasses kind of compliment it. Yeah, but no, it's just fine.

[Kyle]

It's yellow.

[Steve]

Why do you want to see things more yellow?

[Kyle]

Because it's just, I don't know, it looks like brightens everything up a little.

[Mark]

Where are your glasses, Steven? Your sunglasses? You're definitely not women's sunglasses.

[Stephen]

I don't think those are women's sunglasses lenses.

[Brandon]

Didn't you make a big deal out doing the transition thing and then just never. Just went away from it?

[Kyle]

Yeah, you transition.

[Stephen]

Transition lens.

[Brandon]

Those are transition.

[Stephen]

We're inside, brother.

[Brandon]

So if you walked outside, those were just darkening up if the sun's out. Yeah, sun's very out. Yeah.

[Stephen]

I mean, it changes back pretty quickly.

[Brandon]

Okay. All right. Sorry.

[Stephen]

Transition.

[TJ]

So how does it know the sun versus these bright lights in here?

[Stephen]

What's Something with uv Something uv? Yeah.

[TJ]

They can pick up uv?

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Get UV sensors in the glasses. Mm. That's crazy.

[Brandon]

It's me up that. It's 11:30. Yeah.

[TJ]

What are you doing today, Brandon?

[Brandon]

I think we're gonna go do the. We're gonna go across the Golden Gate Bridge and go do a redwood thing.

[TJ]

And then touch one.

[Brandon]

And then I'll go from there. Yeah, I wanted to go out there anyway. Way. And then I'll probably just go around and see.

[Danny]

Word.

[TJ]

It's going to be underwhelming. You're going to, like, just put your hand on it and just go.

[Brandon]

No, because I'm going to do, like what you said. I'm going to say you're going to.

[TJ]

Do with a dick.

[Brandon]

Redwood's my.

[Stephen]

Now your legs around it.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

So if I just touch it.

[TJ]

You Will you do that around the city?

[Brandon]

Can you.

[TJ]

Can we get, like, all over?

[Steve]

Would be a great car for you.

[Brandon]

Okay, so just a bunch of things.

[Kate]

The Trans America building that big.

[Steve]

Do things that aren't even that tour of San Francisco.

[Mark]

Don't do it. To the bridge.

[Steve]

Do the bridge.

[Mark]

Don't.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[TJ]

You going to.

[Kyle]

Right? Jacky papers. You go hold his cock.

[TJ]

Yeah, yeah.

[Steve]

His actual penis.

[Brandon]

I'll all over the city. I don't care.

[TJ]

That would be very funny.

[Kyle]

That would be good humor.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

What if.

[TJ]

What if we do that for a Full House video?

[Steve]

Every.

[TJ]

Every scene is just us. Yeah. Full cop.

[Mark]

Go take your dick out in Alcatraz.

[Steve]

If.

[Brandon]

If we do a element. I think I'm back in on the full house.

[TJ]

It's the Full House intro. Except we're.

[Danny]

We all do different.

[TJ]

We're all doing stuff.

[Danny]

Do, like, buildings. I'll just do your.

[Stephen]

Yeah, Kyle, straddle around it on top.

[Steve]

Of Mark through your legs.

[TJ]

Yeah. This is going to be bad, this Full House intro thing.

[Brandon]

Do we have anybody taking charge? Like, is there a producer that's going to shoot it for us or something?

[Stephen]

Did I not text you guys yesterday?

[Brandon]

You said, when are we going to do it? That's not taking charge. Who's going to shoot it? Who's going to edit it?

[Stephen]

I asked when you guys were available so I could.

[TJ]

It's got to be Wednesday.

[Kyle]

Take charge, Jay.

[Brandon]

We only have Wednesday. We only have Wednesday ordered and nobody has today.

[TJ]

I have to go poo. You guys can do it today, and then I'll sprinkle.

[Danny]

Yeah, you're gonna poop with the Muppet filter.

[Steve]

Oh, yeah.

[Jay]

You take a picture.

[Stephen]

You turn with the Muppet filter.

[TJ]

With the Muppet filter.

[Stephen]

From my experience, people get really mad when you post your pictures of poop online.

[Steve]

But when is it a Muppet filter? It's just gonna look like a piece of felt.

[Stephen]

Okay. Okay.

[TJ]

Yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

You post?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Steve]

I have to go to Chinatown to get you guys gifts. If there's anything you want.

[Brandon]

You were gonna do that anyway.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kate]

It's super close. Have you walked it yet?

[Kyle]

No.

[Steve]

Is it close?

[Kate]

It's super close. Grand street right here.

[Kyle]

Surprise all of us.

[Kate]

Okay, there's some good stuff. I gotta find an electromag magnet transmitter.

[Steve]

Tower area substation and work out for 30 minutes.

[Brandon]

Well, it should be, like, right.

[Kate]

Oh, right here. I can do it right here.

[Brandon]

It's like, right over there.

[Kate]

Well, I guess they said two miles around. The stadium's, like, totally closed off, so you got to find another. If anybody is in this area knows a good transation substation, please let me know.

[Kyle]

Partic.

[Stephen]

I see it's part of our set with our lovely sponsor, DraftKings. Are blimps back? They're gonna be a blimp at the Super Bowl. I feel like I haven't seen blimps.

[Kate]

I think they're always.

[Kyle]

There's only like 10 of them.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

25. 25.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Come on. Catch up, man.

[Kate]

Remember, that's how the Backstreet Boys started.

[Brandon]

How could you forget born from a blimp.

[Kate]

Who was the guy who managed them? Lou Perlman. Lou Perlman started out, he was fat. He had a blimp company, and then they think he tanked one of the blimps for insurance money and used that money to start the world.

[Brandon]

1. Then we got the Backstreet Boys. I don't think.

[Kate]

Just because you have a bunch of young boys living in your house doesn't mean.

[Kyle]

I thought he was a bad guy.

[Kate]

Yeah, he's not a good guy.

[Danny]

My favorite medical influencer was on the Epstein files.

[Brandon]

No, no.

[Kyle]

What's named Pati or whatever sort of. What's his name?

[Danny]

I've read his book. This year I follow everything. He is the. Like. I literally changed my life to fit his protocol.

[Kyle]

Damn.

[Danny]

In his defense, like, he's probably.

[Brandon]

Do you want him.

[Danny]

He's probably still.

[Kyle]

You want to defend him?

[Danny]

Good at health.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah. That doesn't affect his health decision.

[TJ]

Did I. Did I see Tony Hawk got married on the island? No.

[Brandon]

Really? No.

[Kyle]

There's a lot of fake stuff going around.

[TJ]

No one else saw that.

[Kyle]

Don't do that.

[Kate]

Me.

[TJ]

Maybe it was fake.

[Kyle]

No.

[TJ]

See it.

[Kyle]

That would be.

[TJ]

Maybe I didn't see would be like.

[Kyle]

Tony Hawk getting married there. Telling KB that Cleveland's part of Connecticut. Like biggest heartbreaking moments in my life.

[Steve]

Big too.

[Danny]

I hate that. I didn't care.

[Kyle]

I hate it more.

[Danny]

Cuz that's something that I usually would like.

[Kyle]

I'll try again tomorrow.

[Danny]

He looks so happy in every picture.

[Kyle]

Tony Hawk.

[Danny]

Jeffrey.

[Kyle]

Jeffrey Epstein.

[Danny]

There's so many photos.

[Steve]

I mean, he loved it. He loved that.

[Kyle]

Jeffrey.

[TJ]

Jeff. Jeff, Jeff.

[Kyle]

He was just sending so many emails, man.

[Steve]

Constantly.

[Kyle]

I don't email.

[TJ]

Yeah, that's a great point.

[Kate]

Why did he spell. Why does he spell like that? It was like weird spacing. Couldn't spell. Everything was like. Really?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Freak.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Something's up with them. Suspicious.

[Kate]

Yeah. I'm starting to get a feeling.

[Kyle]

Killing things off him getting banned from Xbox. And that was kind of funny. Yeah.

[Steve]

For harassment.

[Danny]

I didn't know that.

[Kyle]

Yeah. What other ads do we have?

[Brandon]

Maybe don't do an ad.

[Kyle]

You can never do an ad off anything.

[Brandon]

Yeah, we talk about.

[Kate]

Side note, I'm excited for dinner tonight too.

[Mark]

Oh, yeah.

[Jay]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

We're speeching.

[Danny]

We're not doing speech.

[Kyle]

Yeah, we are.

[Brandon]

I'm not bringing.

[Steve]

It's going to be Dana.

[Kyle]

Yes, you are bringing her.

[Brandon]

Oh, I'm not bringing her. Yeah, you are. I brought her last year and it was. It was awkward. She was the only.

[Mark]

You need redemption you have to bring.

[Brandon]

Because you need another woman there.

[Kate]

Yes. I'm dressing up. Okay.

[Brandon]

Do you want me to bring her for the woman?

[Kate]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Okay. All right. Hollering woman tits.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Cone tits.

[Kate]

Cone tits. Pardon me.

[Steve]

It was my fault. I laughed at Dana for doing something funny. My bad. Dana?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Where is Dana? Is he here? Oh, there he is. Okay, great. Dana, you want to sit in for me?

[Brandon]

I got to run to an interview. I got to run to an interview. All right.

[Kyle]

You got to do Pizza Hut and DraftKings.

[Brandon]

Question.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

If the wheel is wet, what do we do? We don't have a shower.

[Kyle]

Alcatraz. We do have a shower in our hotel.

[Brandon]

Go back to the hotel around the corner.

[Steve]

The wheel won't be wet. And if it is, it won't be you.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah, Right. Danny, you're in.

[Brandon]

The wheel's very close to wet.

[Kyle]

Why are you so sweaty?

[Jay]

It's a long story.

[Brandon]

A long story of being sweaty. Long story. It's not.

[TJ]

It's just.

[Steve]

What are you sweaty from?

[Jay]

It's not that long story.

[Steve]

Hotel's right around the corner.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Whenever I work out. Whenever I work out and I Shower after. It just never takes.

[Mark]

Got to end with cold.

[Brandon]

The question, why are you sweaty? You just say I worked out.

[Jay]

Yeah, but I showered after I worked out out. So it's not because of that. It's because it just didn't take. It never does take.

[Brandon]

I never understand you guys to say the shower didn't take. What does that mean?

[Mark]

He's still sweating after the shower.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Steve]

Made him hotter.

[Mark]

But you gotta end with cold.

[Jay]

Shower cold, it still lingers.

[Brandon]

I've never sweated through a shower. Sweat. Been sweating.

[TJ]

Sweat though.

[Steve]

Yeah. Have you ever worked out?

[Brandon]

I don't sweat. I work out all the time.

[Mark]

Gotta start sweating first.

[Brandon]

Not a sweater.

[Jay]

Holy. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Jay]

It looks so sick.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Jay]

That's awesome.

[Stephen]

Pat texted me. I have the gays endorsement. Best haircut I've ever had. That's also kind of a slight towards my other haircuts, but that's fine.

[Kyle]

You think?

[Steve]

It speaks for all gays, doesn't he?

[Brandon]

Well.

[Steve]

It doesn't.

[Brandon]

Yes, I saw some gays last night. It was awesome.

[Steve]

How'd you know they were gay?

[Brandon]

They were sitting together.

[Mark]

One of them had a cheetah print.

[Brandon]

Hair and they were celebrating an anniversary. They looked very, very happy together.

[Stephen]

Wow.

[Jay]

I haven't seen that many gays yet.

[Danny]

No, neither have I. A lot of post gay, like queer.

[Steve]

Yeah, it's not your typical.

[Danny]

It's not like, oh, look at the dude in the. The nice clothes with the husband.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I went to a super nice dinner.

[Steve]

Yeah?

[Brandon]

Yeah, it was real good. I was. I had a five course meal last night.

[TJ]

Golly.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it was. It was wonderful. I think we set the bar too high on our first night. Now everything's going to be a little bit disappointing.

[Stephen]

Morning.

[TJ]

Is your wife coming tonight?

[Brandon]

Apparently, yeah.

[TJ]

She coming to dinner.

[Kyle]

There we go.

[Steve]

What floor are you on? Hotel top.

[TJ]

What? Really?

[Brandon]

Yeah. Ninth. Yeah. Are y' all not at the. Are y' all not on the 9th?

[Steve]

8.

[Danny]

Farthest room from the elevators.

[Steve]

Nope.

[Danny]

Me code breakingly far. I don't know. I tested.

[TJ]

I'm fur.

[Danny]

8:31 is 30.

[Steve]

You're one further.

[Danny]

You're on your time in a row.

[TJ]

You're. You're 8. 31.

[Kate]

Circle rooms are right next to the elevator.

[Steve]

No, they're not. No, we are the furthest way. It's a 10 minute walk.

[Brandon]

It's not a 10 minute walk.

[Steve]

10 minute walk.

[TJ]

The sign when you get off the elevator, it. It doesn't even have our rooms listed. Wait, I'm going this way for. This way. Go this way for those if you're in the middle, you just got to figure it out.

[Brandon]

I don't know, man.

[Danny]

They want a minute and five seconds.

[TJ]

Yeah, it's brutal.

[Steve]

Because I saw. He was like, room 835. He's like, yeah, it's right here. You could see it from the elevator. I made 30. A mile away.

[Danny]

Other side of the mile away.

[Brandon]

Aren't you just going the wrong way?

[Jay]

No, no, it's a big circle.

[Brandon]

Yeah, right, Right.

[Stephen]

It's. It's.

[Jay]

I'm in the same.

[Brandon]

But if you go left and you go all the way around. But if you go right, you're just right there.

[Jay]

No, it's the same. It's a problem.

[Danny]

Make sure a square.

[Brandon]

What you just said. He just said a circle.

[Danny]

Yeah, he's wrong. Picture a square.

[Jay]

Well, you know what I mean.

[Danny]

Opposite corners, opposite corners, opposite corners.

[Steve]

No way through.

[TJ]

It's brutal. It's. It's the worst thing.

[Brandon]

I'm right by the elevator, so I'm good.

[Steve]

Dana. I brought up going to Napa, but I didn't do it justice. Do you. There's a long video of us getting our tasting.

[Jay]

Oh, yeah, I gotta. I still have to make that. Yeah. I ate a lot of salami.

[Steve]

The salami was for a bite.

[Danny]

I was gonna ask about your wine.

[Steve]

Consumption, but it was for. To compare. Like, the fat. You have the fat of a salami, and then you take another sip, and the wine tastes different. So you're only supposed to have a bite. And you were. You were pissed they only gave you two pieces.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Steve]

And then I looked down at my plate, and my salami's gone.

[Danny]

You were eating everyone's.

[Steve]

He ate my salami.

[Jay]

Well, Jay, these people.

[Steve]

And you ate everybody's cheese.

[Jay]

Or hate us.

[Steve]

And, yes, that's fine. We were in a basement, and he kept on sending this wonderful lady upstairs to eat cheese.

[Brandon]

That's not true.

[Steve]

He's like, you. You were like, guilty. Like, I'm sure you guys have more cheese. Did you not say that? You're like, a place like this, you gotta have more cheese, right? And just, like, if you're running upstairs, it Maybe grab some cheese.

[Jay]

But she was laughing with it. Like, she wasn't. You know, I wouldn't have done that if she wasn't in on the joke type thing.

[Steve]

It wasn't a joke.

[Jay]

You know what I meant? Like, she was having fun with it. I wouldn't have been like, hey, go get me some cheese.

[Steve]

She was gonna go grab. She was gonna go grab one more wine. That we would like, based off of how we reviewed these.

[Jay]

Why don't you get some cheese while you're up there?

[Steve]

And she's like, are you serious?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Steve]

And you said, well, no, I'm joking.

[Brandon]

But kind of serious.

[Jay]

If it's not too much of a hassle, why not have more cheese?

[Danny]

So this was a cheese centric trip.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Danny]

We were getting a lot of cheese related texts.

[Jay]

I know. You were such a cheese guy.

[Steve]

Dana said, he's more of a cheese guy than a beer guy.

[Mark]

Oh.

[Steve]

And I said, kyle's the cheese guy here.

[Jay]

And I was.

[Steve]

I offended you.

[Brandon]

I didn't know you were a cheese guy, Kyle.

[Danny]

I'm a cheese eater. I think it is a disgusting product. I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to think about it. I don't want to think about infecting bacteria riddled curds of animal lining.

[Steve]

Fair.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Danny]

So when people. I'm disgusted by people who are into cheese. I like to eat it.

[Steve]

We went to a cheese shop and.

[Jay]

You were watching videos of cheese of people eating.

[Steve]

We went to a cheese shop and this poor man, this poor cheese monger was cutting this cheese. He was in a big cheese head and putting out tiny little samples. And Dana just kept. As soon as he put the toothpick down, Dana was grabbing one. You cleared out the sample tray of all the same cheese.

[Jay]

This is a setup. This is a setup.

[Steve]

Did you not.

[Jay]

Well, no one else was eating them.

[Steve]

Because you were having all this. It was the tiniest little pieces of cheese.

[Jay]

I love cheese.

[Stephen]

It's. It's.

[Brandon]

It's. Yeah, it's.

[Danny]

It makes me maniacal.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Jay]

What do you mean?

[Danny]

Because it is so.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[TJ]

What do you mean? That was awesome.

[Steve]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

Mark, you gotta go.

[TJ]

I gotta go take a shit.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Steve]

Oh, yeah.

[Mark]

Good luck, Dana.

[Kate]

Going into wine country because I'm assuming you've never been.

[Brandon]

No.

[Kate]

Hasn't been something. How was it compared to what you thought it was going to be? Were you like, nervous? It was going to be hoity toity.

[Jay]

Like, I thought we were going to be in like fields of like vines and grapes and stuff, but I think it was off, off season for grapes at the moment, so I didn't really see many grapes, which was kind of disappointing.

[Steve]

Didn't see any grapes.

[Jay]

But we weren't in like vast fields. We were just like inside a lot lot.

[Danny]

Did you?

[Steve]

We, we did the tasting. She was like, you're not allowed to say you taste grapes. And so what did you say?

[Jay]

Like raisins?

[Stephen]

You said raisins. Brilliant.

[Steve]

Master stroke.

[Jay]

Thought I got her on that one, but it was. It was wonderful. The second. The place that Chase sent us was awesome. It was like a big dungeon. It felt like it was in Game of Thrones.

[Steve]

They flew in a master cave maker from Austria.

[Kate]

Are you allowed to say what it was?

[Steve]

The Hall Winery.

[Stephen]

Hall Rutherford Winery.

[Jay]

It was a wonderful experience.

[Brandon]

Che, you've been doing this for minutes and you already have an in with the wine community.

[Stephen]

Yeah. When I said that I was in Santa Barbara, a bunch of people reached out and, yeah, had a really good tasting. I'm going to put out a video later this week of the one wine that I really, really liked. I went to their winery and they gave me the first class drink.

[Jay]

He looks hot.

[Steve]

I know.

[Brandon]

This is the best he can possibly look.

[Jay]

You actually look hot.

[Brandon]

Have you seen the back of his jersey, though?

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Jay]

Eater. Yeah, I've seen one of those in the wild before.

[Brandon]

A Pussy Eater.

[Jay]

Colts, Colts, jersey.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

That said eater.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Jay]

It said killer.

[Kate]

Killer.

[Jay]

It was disgusting.

[Stephen]

But shout out to the AFC South SH.

[Brandon]

Division.

[Steve]

He looks funny.

[Danny]

It's like a. Like a trendy haircut for, like, a 25 year old.

[Brandon]

This is like, the best city to have the haircut. Yeah.

[Mark]

It might not translate very well to Arlington Heights when you get.

[Kate]

But can't you see him, like, aggressively riding a bicycle here? Being, like, out of my way, like, being annoyed at everybody? I could see that.

[Stephen]

Yeah. It's a fun vacation for myself.

[Brandon]

Now you're working. Vacation's over.

[Stephen]

It's true.

[Steve]

Yeah. Back to the grind of flag football.

[Jay]

Yeah. But Napa Valley was beautiful.

[Danny]

Did you guys lean into the culture and etiquette of, like, wine country?

[Steve]

It wasn't as sloppy, it wasn't as posh as you'd imagine. Everybody kind of dresses like a farmer.

[Jay]

We did. We weren't. We were very. We didn't do anything, like, crazy here. We were pretty. We fit in pretty well.

[Danny]

I would say. Smash wine.

[Jay]

I had a lot of wine.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Steve]

Yeah. You? Yeah.

[Jay]

Offering it to me.

[Brandon]

I'm not gonna say no.

[Kate]

Is the wine drunk? Different than your usual? Any notes?

[Jay]

Happier. Like, more joyful. Beer drunk. I'm just kind of, like, chilling, you know? Vodka drunk. I feel like, a little out of control. Wine is fun.

[Danny]

Wine is, like, fun and happy.

[Jay]

Buzz, you know? I'm buzzing.

[Kate]

Nick, what did you think?

[Steve]

I was getting really, really frustrated because people were guessing correctly with the notes. He was crushing me.

[TJ]

What are the.

[Danny]

What are the options?

[Jay]

I'm saying it tasted like Somebody said okie.

[Steve]

Somebody said leathery. And she's like, yes, yes. I'm like this. I'm like orangey. She's like, no. It's like come on.

[Jay]

I think more said like gravel.

[Steve]

I think he cheated. Cheated? Because the. The notes were on the next sheet.

[Kyle]

He cheated.

[Steve]

Yeah, but I. You could say anything. She said yeah. And I just couldn't do it. And then Dan was rubbing it in my face then just asking the worst questions.

[Kyle]

Dude.

[Danny]

Sorry.

[Brandon]

Chase. Last review, he said. He said the wine tasted like a. A non smoking bowling alley.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

And a forest like woody oily. Yeah. Just kind of the. The air, it wasn't like congested did it was just kind of fresh. And you smelled that like cleaner but also like kind of waxy.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

We got DraftKings left. Is that what I got?

[Stephen]

And Pizza Hut.

[Brandon]

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[TJ]

Mark.

[Brandon]

Oh, the guest.

[Steve]

Fourth guest.

[Brandon]

Wow. They announced yours? I don't think they've announced.

[Steve]

They announced.

[Brandon]

Are they doing that?

[Steve]

I think they're rolling it out. Unless it's been posted. I think it's been posted.

[Danny]

Our celebrity guest.

[Brandon]

Who is it?

[Steve]

I lied to you and said it was Ken Jennings and you got pissed.

[Mark]

You did?

[Brandon]

I did. There's no way we can win.

[Steve]

Then you got really mad.

[Brandon]

I did.

[Steve]

It would be awesome to do trivia with Ken Jennings.

[Brandon]

Not to at the detriment of losing. Do you know I. Who is it?

[Steve]

It's up, right? Tj.

[Danny]

It's Boston.

[Brandon]

Oh, Boston Rob. Sick that four people look like they belong together a little bit.

[Danny]

Thank you.

[Brandon]

That looks like that. Just four. Four. Cool.

[Jay]

Such a dill.

[Steve]

Is he a dad?

[Jay]

Yeah, he's gotta be.

[Steve]

Or are you talking about Titus?

[Jay]

No.

[Kate]

For any idiot who doesn't know who Boston Rob is, explain to the people Survivor.

[Danny]

He's a survivor legend.

[Kate]

Hell, yeah.

[Danny]

Not just in his skill and his gameplay, but his personality. He's one of the most entertaining reality stars of all times on Traders.

[Brandon]

But Ken Jennings would have been unfair.

[Steve]

I know.

[Brandon]

It's a trivia competition for the number one trivia guy in the history of the world.

[Steve]

I did reach.

[Brandon]

I reached out to Ken Jennings. Yeah.

[Stephen]

Yes.

[Brandon]

And got denied.

[Steve]

He's a Seahawks fan, too.

[Brandon]

He doesn't seem like a barstool guy.

[Steve]

Does not. He's had some funny tweets.

[Stephen]

Has he?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Steve]

I don't know who is.

[Danny]

He has.

[Brandon]

I know who's. I don't know if they've. When did they announce them? They just. Now.

[Steve]

They're rolling them out.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I don't know.

[Steve]

Maybe you're waiting on confirmation from yours.

[Brandon]

Yeah, we'll see.

[Jay]

I don't know who's ours is.

[Brandon]

You don't know who.

[Jay]

I don't know who's ours is.

[Steve]

I think Feitelberg shot for the stars.

[Jay]

Really?

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Steve]

Reaching out to some people. That okay.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Oh, and then chase the halftime show.

[Jay]

You see the preseason first team?

[Brandon]

What? There's a dozen preseason now?

[Steve]

No, preseason.

[Stephen]

First first team.

[Brandon]

Dude. Oh, good God. Oh, welcome, welcome. Oh, clicky's on there, too.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Look at us. What a group of people that first team is. Wow.

[Steve]

Kyle. Third team.

[Danny]

Third team. Yep. I'll send that to the.

[Brandon]

To the.

[Danny]

This fell's back home. Look what I'm up to.

[Steve]

I don't want to blow his cover, Kyle, but your dad's going pretty viral. Is he on Facebook? He's in the relationship forums right now on Facebook. Relationship advice. Have you seen that?

[Danny]

I have not.

[Brandon]

Your dad in Facebook is the best thing.

[Steve]

He's. He's bath. Yeah.

[Danny]

Is he in the Myrtle Beach Singles?

[Steve]

I don't know. Is that where he usually is working? You're in the Myrtle Beach Singles.

[Danny]

Most vulnerable men in the world.

[Kate]

Oh.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Steve]

What makes him the most vulnerable?

[Danny]

The Myrtle Beach Singles?

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Danny]

If you just picture Divorcee in Myrtle beach in February, you'll shoot pool with anyone.

[Steve]

Oh, it's sad.

[Danny]

I gotta see this, though.

[Steve]

I think somebody tagged me in it. Think he's doing well?

[Mark]

What is he doing? Like, catfishing people?

[Steve]

I think he's giving some really heinous advice. Some criminal advice. I didn't read it.

[Stephen]

It was a lot, so.

[Steve]

It was a lot.

[Kate]

Did we talk about the KB hit piece that came out?

[Brandon]

What?

[Danny]

Oh, no.

[Steve]

Oh, your sister wrote a hit piece, right?

[Danny]

She did.

[Kate]

The images were very cute of young Kyle.

[TJ]

That was cute.

[Brandon]

You said she was working on it. I didn't know it came out.

[Kate]

Yeah, believe it's out.

[Danny]

I used to rap.

[Steve]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Like, and subscribe.

[Steve]

Did she put out some rap videos?

[Danny]

I think so.

[Kate]

I didn't.

[Steve]

You've talked about on anus.

[Brandon]

You.

[Steve]

You were writing raps, but you didn't understand, like, that raps were about women. So you wrote about your boys shaking their ass.

[Danny]

Yeah, I didn't understand, like, the mainstream appeal of sexuality. I just thought it was all encompassing. I didn't understand gender roles. So I thought shaking your booty was just for everyone. So it was lyrics about my boys shaking their booty.

[Steve]

Shaking your booty should be for everybody, though.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And it kind of can be.

[Mark]

Can do it.

[Brandon]

I don't think the rappers are dancing. Yeah.

[Danny]

When I would grind in college, I would do it too much.

[Steve]

You would grind? What do you mean?

[Danny]

I would get too low.

[Mark]

Oh, on your boys or who were you?

[Steve]

Were you solo grinding?

[Kate]

I was.

[Danny]

I was grinding all the way to the ground.

[Steve]

On what?

[Danny]

Dual grinding.

[Steve]

What's dual grinding?

[Danny]

On jeans.

[Mark]

And.

[Danny]

You guys never grinded in college?

[Steve]

You get grinded on.

[Danny]

Right, that's what I meant.

[Kate]

Wait, guys don't get grinded on?

[Jay]

Yeah, yeah, they do.

[Kate]

They do the grinding.

[Brandon]

No, no, we get grinded on. What's wrong with you?

[Steve]

What the.

[Danny]

Which one's which?

[Steve]

We're not doing grinding their asses on you.

[Brandon]

You think you were getting grinded on?

[Jay]

The dudes just stand there.

[Steve]

All dudes have to do is put their arm up.

[Brandon]

Yeah, the guys are in the back. The Ass is the grinder.

[Kate]

I've been grinding all wrong all this time.

[Steve]

Were you getting ground on?

[Brandon]

You were just standing still letting. Get. Letting a guy grind on you just dry hump you?

[Kate]

No, but you guys weren't doing any work.

[Steve]

No.

[Brandon]

Right. That's the point.

[Danny]

That's what I was say. I was doing. I was over.

[Steve]

What do you mean you were going too low?

[Danny]

Like, instead of. You said. Like you just stood. No, I was like.

[Kate]

I've been grounded.

[Danny]

Going real low. Like.

[Steve]

Like, were you above. Like, were you below the ass?

[Danny]

Squatting completely down.

[Steve]

Where was the ass?

[Brandon]

Like a catcher.

[Danny]

My hand was on the. The floor of the dance. The dance floor. And I was like, trying to bring her.

[Steve]

Now, how far below the ass were you?

[Mark]

So she was grinding on your face?

[Danny]

I wasn't grinding on. I was grinding on ankle.

[Steve]

Interesting.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Steve]

Can we talk about Pizza Hut after that?

[Brandon]

Sure. I think we're good. Yeah. Pizza Hut football is better with the big New Yorker from Pizza Hut. Big enough to feed your whole crew for the biggest game. It is massive. With slices so big you have to fold them. Don't forget to pizza before the hut. Order the big New Yorker for just $10 for a limited time. And I didn't know. So Jay's going over there to the Pizza Hut corner, doing a little pizza. Oh, wow. Go for it, Jay.

[Steve]

What is this?

[Brandon]

This is Pizza Hut.

[Steve]

Oh, this looks like your.

[Kate]

This looks like Kyle at a frat party.

[Brandon]

There we go.

[Stephen]

Nice.

[Jay]

Love it.

[Mark]

Nice job, Steve.

[Kate]

Down, set, Pizza Hut.

[Brandon]

Tj, you want to spin the wheel ball still spin.

[TJ]

Spinning.

[Stephen]

Wait while we have Dana here. Are you going to the game?

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

So is Dave bringing every.

[Brandon]

A lot of them.

[Stephen]

Holy cow. That's pretty cool.

[Brandon]

I think there's a. There's a sweet group and then there's ticket. Then there's tickets in seat groups.

[Jay]

I don't know what I am, but I'll sit on top of the stadium if I have.

[Brandon]

I bet you're a sweet guy.

[Steve]

If the game goes awry. Or is a part of you nervous?

[Jay]

For what?

[Steve]

Like you're the first person Dave sees after a loss?

[Jay]

No, no. I think.

[Stephen]

No.

[Jay]

There's plenty of us that he could place the blame on. And I will.

[Steve]

I don't.

[Jay]

I think I'm low on that list.

[Brandon]

I forgot you told me the other day you ain't scared of Dave anymore.

[Jay]

That's just not true.

[Brandon]

You don't give a fuck about Dave.

[Jay]

Petrified every engagement we have. But yes, I know.

[Brandon]

What was your word? I wish that Motherfucker would stop.

[Kyle]

Don't do this.

[Jay]

Don't do that. Fucking love Dave. That's the first time I've heard from him in a while, so. I was scared I did something wrong.

[Kyle]

Wrong?

[Jay]

But it was quite the opposite.

[Steve]

You've never really had any bad interaction with Dave, right?

[Jay]

Just the wedding thing. That was about it. And I probably lingered for a while.

[Brandon]

Called you for a year.

[Jay]

Yeah, but that was cool. That's fun. I like that. Call me.

[Stephen]

Same.

[Jay]

Bust my balls, you know.

[Kate]

He called you a too, Jay?

[Stephen]

No, no.

[Brandon]

I just like that you like being called.

[TJ]

You like being called.

[Stephen]

No, no. I mean, I guess it was on my jersey.

[Kate]

Everyone else eater is a little different.

[Steve]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Very fired up.

[Brandon]

I did. I send. I. I sent a picture of you to Tony Khan.

[Stephen]

Oh, yeah?

[Brandon]

See what he thought about it.

[Steve]

The front of the jersey or the back?

[Brandon]

Just the front.

[Steve]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mark]

What he say?

[Brandon]

He just said, let's go.

[Kate]

Jay, are you going to be like. When you have to walk around the city this week? Are you going to be putting a hat on or are you just letting it out?

[Stephen]

Don't let it out.

[Brandon]

You got to let that thing go.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Stephen]

Yeah. Let it breathe.

[Kate]

All right.

[Stephen]

That'll be fun.

[Brandon]

Maybe work on like a little. What does a jaguar do? A roar, a growl?

[Steve]

Snarl.

[Stephen]

I don't know.

[Steve]

They snarl.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Stephen]

Oh, like that was the jaguar, the one that we saw walking around at the turtleback zoo a long time ago. That was like right next to the glass. Or was that a leopard?

[Brandon]

That was a turtle. There was two turtles.

[Stephen]

Oh, that. Yeah, that.

[Brandon]

Yeah. My son walking up to the glass and pointing.

[Steve]

It wasn't glass, it was behind a fence.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah. They were really going at it.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Steve]

Incredible low.

[Jay]

Is your wife going to be at dinner?

[Brandon]

Yeah, she apparently is now. I. I was going to say no, but Kate needs another woman there, so.

[Stephen]

All right.

[Jay]

Just gotta alter my speech a little bit.

[Steve]

Do you have your speech written?

[Brandon]

What were you going to say?

[Jay]

Just kidding.

[Kate]

Don't worry about that, Danny. You can say whatever you want.

[Stephen]

Brandon won the tit off.

[Steve]

He won the tit off. Your cone did win the turf.

[Kate]

I am.

[Jay]

And I'm getting fat too.

[Steve]

That's why.

[Stephen]

Are you?

[Jay]

Yes.

[Steve]

I think you look better than you have.

[Jay]

I can feel it happening.

[Brandon]

Just don't say anything about me. I won't. But when you're up there. Here's the problem. When you're up there and you're drowning and you're looking for a safety net, you. Your eyes catch me and you're like, oh, Brandon.

[Jay]

No, no, no, no. I've learned my lesson.

[Brandon]

We.

[Jay]

We're good.

[Brandon]

We were good before that.

[Jay]

We. We've always been good.

[Brandon]

Never been bad until you did that.

[Jay]

We've been bad. There's been times we've been bad.

[Brandon]

Well, yeah, because you were.

[Jay]

You hated me for a while.

[Brandon]

Well, I didn't like you. No, that's. That's true. I had to come to work with you and Marty Mush every day for a couple years.

[Jay]

That and McCarthy. And McCarthy.

[Brandon]

Yeah. That was a bad time in my life.

[Jay]

It's a tough, tough day.

[Brandon]

I made it through. I made it through. All right, spin the wheel.

[Steve]

You should bring back the line. Oh, big shout out Bush up to bush insane weekend a week from now.

[Jay]

Oh, God, there's Yugs.

[Mark]

It's not.

[Brandon]

Yeah, well, the yug station didn't come out here, did it?

[Kyle]

Okay, good.

[Mark]

I don't know how we could pivot.

[Kate]

This is a tough wheel for a Super Bowl.

[Steve]

We need to reset.

[Brandon]

All right, so we. We got super bowl all week.

[Kate]

Super bowl week. If anybody wants to go walking with me this afternoon.

[Danny]

Crickets Y ready.

[Brandon]

All right, we'll see you tomorrow. Okay.

[Kyle]

It's the act. It's the act. Get your straws yak style. It's the act. Yeah. It's Diamond Talk shop.

[Brandon]

Do a Yankee swap.

[Kyle]

Is the act. It's the actual.

[Brandon]

Love you guys.

[Kate]

See you tomorrow.

[Brandon]

Bye.