Chef Donny Got A Hot Mime's Phone Number: Tue Jul 7, 2026

Summary

The Yak Podcast — “Chef Donny Got A Hot Mime’s Phone Number”

Date: July 7, 2026
Cast: Kyle ("KBNoSwag"), Nick, Brandon Walker, Rone, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah, Big Cat, Mark, Ebo, T.J., Dana, Donnie

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Episode Overview

This episode is classic Yak—a sprawling, laid-back conversation among the Barstool crew as they trade vacation recaps, riff on pop culture, and veer into delightfully weird territory. Chef Donny emerges as the star, sharing his vacation stories, including getting a French mime’s number and scoring a hole-in-one. Along the way, there’s raucous banter about caves, baby names, nuns, and estate sales, plus inside jokes and not-so-subtle flexes on weird knowledge.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Kyle’s Canadian Vacation & Grottos (04:37–14:14)

• Kyle returns from vacation in Nova Scotia, describing the region’s quiet, friendly atmosphere compared to America’s “proud and loud” character.
• Favorite Moment: The crew does a deep dive on the distinction between caves and grottos, debating technical definitions and cultural references.
  • "In Canada, they’re just like, ‘Oh, welcome. Thanks for coming. Hop on the boat whenever you want.’" — Kyle (07:29)
• Notables: The town loved the movie Matilda, and his trip included a tour on a famous schooner.

2. Family Reunions, Gifts, and the Klein Bottle (11:42–14:44)

• Kyle details a second trip to Deep Creek, Maryland, for a rowdy family reunion full of bits for the kids ("the sea monster with gills").
• Memorable Gift Exchange:
  • Brandon receives a Klein bottle from Kyle, leading to much confusion and laughter over what the object is.
  • "It's a bottle where the inside's also the outside. Should be impossible, but I got one." — Brandon (12:57)
  • Kyle reveals he searched for “weird things most men wouldn’t want” and got help from “Claude,” an AI.

3. Parent Life, Birdwatching, and Discussion of Rare Birds (17:14–21:32)

• Mark recounts birdwatching at the lake and his obsession with photographing rare birds, sparking a tangent on eagle nests, “tail feathers,” and a bird that “looks like a dinosaur.”
• Dana shares a story about a majestic eagle’s nest in Pennsylvania and witnessing an eagle defecate impressively ("sprayed out of its ass 15ft backwards").

4. Film & Animation Tangents—Shrek, Toy Story, and Franchises (24:02–25:47)

• Lively debate over the decline of the Shrek franchise, the animation controversy of “Shrek 5,” and the place of Toy Story in movie history.
  • "It's really pissed me off how badly they're dropping the ball with Shrek 5. Like, the fifth installment is ultimately just destroying an iconic franchise." — Ebo (24:12)

5. Chef Donny’s Island Adventure & Mime Encounter (29:28–39:02)

• Beaded Hair & Island Vibes: Donny recounts his time on a French Caribbean island for a week-long wedding bash, embracing island life, wheelchairs on the dance floor, heavy rosé consumption, and being commended by locals.
• Mime Phone Number Story (38:52–41:03):
  • Donny meets a French female boat captain/mime, flirts in French, and gets her contact; later discovers her Instagram has full mime content.
  • "Boat captain by day, mime by night, which—that's as French as it gets." — Donnie (39:49)
• The group riffs on how sexy a mime could be, exploring roleplay scenarios and the concept of a “perma-mime.”

6. Donny’s Hole-in-One and Hyper-Skeptical Banter (42:33–47:53)

• Donny describes getting a “blind” hole-in-one at a country club, dealing with layered skepticism and forced etiquette (buying a round for everyone).
  • "If any man that doesn't congratulate you, disrespect that will never get one in their life." — Donnie (43:11)
  • The group prods for details to see if his story holds up, in classic Yak fashion.

7. Randomness: Montessori Schools, Childhood Antics, Eating Rocks (52:07–54:07)

• Donny’s early schooling, stories from Montessori education, getting dragged by a neighbor’s dog, and childhood misadventures.
• “Not putting a rock in your ear and going to the ER” becomes a recurring Yak standard for passing pre-K.

8. Names, Baby Names, and Cannibalism Stats (68:29–71:34)

• Discussion about using "Savage" as a middle or last name, segueing into joke-y attempts at baby “placeholder” names.
• Statistics on cannibalism lead to a debate on how tasty humans are and whether cannibals use seasonings.
  • “If we tasted like bacon, would it [cannibalism] happen more often?” — Dana (71:21)

9. Rapid Fire: Estate Sales, Furniture, Facebook Marketplace Tips (80:01–81:47)

• Donny shares his love for estate sales and acquiring vintage Eames chairs, recommending Facebook Marketplace for plant lovers.
  • “If you’re looking for plants, then you want to spend a ton of money, go on Facebook Marketplace.” — Donnie (80:20)

10. Kids Sports Stars & NIL Banter (83:13–85:32)

• Brandon and Mark discuss neighborhood kids who are athletic phenoms, projecting potential pro and D1 careers, and quickly segue to NIL (Name, Image, Likeness) rules creeping into high school.

11. Priests, Nuns, and Podcasting Sisters (93:14–94:49)

• Light investigation into the world of podcasting nuns and their viral Ultimate Frisbee team ("I want to know what their rules are for watching stuff").
• The episode also pokes at ASMR priest content for relaxation and more in-depth nun discourse, including vows, reputation vs. priests, and rumors of "off-the-clock" behavior.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Kyle on Canada:
  "It's just like America, only less so. In a good, complimentary—they're less proud, less obnoxious, less loud, and you can really feel that in the people." (05:57)

• Donny on Hole-in-One Etiquette:
  "If any man that doesn't congratulate you, disrespect that will never get one in their life." (43:11)

• Mime Talk Gets Spicy:
  "Imagine making a mime moan...the ultimate compliment. She, like, breaks code." — Brandon (40:55)

• On Unusual Gifts:
  "It's a Klein bottle. It's a bottle where the inside's also the outside." — Brandon (12:57) "Weird things that most men wouldn't want." — Kyle, on how he picked the gift (14:27)

• About Estate Sales:
  "That's where I get a lot of stuff. You know, you get things for cheap as hell. Cheap as fuck." — Donnie (81:34)

• Yak Wisdom (on luck and moving past bad things):
  "Just forget it, move on, keep it going, and then you get more good luck." — Donnie (50:42)

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Fun & Miscellaneous Segments

• Bird Facts and Eagle Excrement (18:00): Dana describes an eagle “spraying” 15 feet, leading to contagious laughter.
• “Are birds delicious?” (71:15): A spirited discussion about whether cannibalism’s rarity is due to humans not being tasty.
• Mime fantasy roleplay (40:36): Crew jokes about being bound by an “invisible rope” and the erotic potential of mime lovers.
• Podcasting Nuns Play Ultimate Frisbee (94:20): Banter on wholesome nuns with a viral sports team sparks comparisons to the idea of secret nuns among them.
• Weird YouTube Talk (77:07): The group remembers OG YouTubers, dead and alive (“Keenan Cahill,” “Dusty Streets”), and gets into a rabbit hole about strange usernames.
• Urban Exploration (65:07): Brief look at the trend of Russian YouTubers and “urban climbing”—Drift, “Doug Pitt,” and co.

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Kyle’s Nova Scotia Recap & Grotto Talk: 04:37–10:17
• Birthday Gift: The Klein Bottle: 12:49–14:44
• Mime Phone Number Story: 38:52–41:03
• Donny’s Hole-in-One: 42:33–47:53
• Intense Wedding Recap (wheelchairs, chair dances): 32:24–34:47
• Estate Sales & Chair Shopping: 80:01–81:47
• Priest & Nun Podcasting, Ultimate Sister: 93:14–94:49

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Yak’s Tone & Style

Irreverent, fast-moving, self-referential, and unpredictable. The Yak thrives on inside jokes, running gags, and never taking itself too seriously—even when discussing personal victories or deep cut trivia.

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Takeaways

• Vacation stories are an excuse for wild tangents, from Canadian social customs to Matilda-themed restaurants.
• Chef Donny shines as a storyteller with the unlikely intersection of French boat captains, mimes, wedding wheelchair dances, and “the best wedding ever.”
• Physical objects (Klein bottle, estate sale chairs) morph into comedic lore.
• No pop culture or childhood story is too small, too obscure, or too weird to become Yak gold—be it nuns’ frisbee prowess, cannibal trivia, or the enduring mystery of mime sex appeal.

If you want a dose of friendship comedy that’s both deeply silly and sneakily sharp, this episode is vintage Yak.

Transcript

[Brandon]

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[Mark]

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[Brandon]

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[Mark]

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[Brandon]

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[Donnie]

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[Mark]

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[Brandon]

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[Donnie]

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[Mark]

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[Donnie]

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[Mark]

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[Brandon]

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[Dana]

Sipping one right now.

[Mark]

Whoa. Come on.

[Ebo]

We want them to buy it.

[T.J.]

Lovely.

[Dana]

Welcome back, kb.

[T.J.]

Hi, kb.

[Kyle]

Yeah, Is it just Me back for the first time.

[Ebo]

Yeah.

[Nick]

What's up, Dino?

[Kyle]

What's up, Dana?

[Nick]

What's going on, man?

[T.J.]

Dana looks good, doesn't he?

[Kyle]

Nice.

[Dana]

It does. That's a nice shirt.

[T.J.]

Really, really good.

[Brandon]

Are you rooting for Egypt?

[Kyle]

It's a lot.

[Nick]

I mean, I'm in a pickle because my King's cup team is Argentina.

[Brandon]

Oh, that is a pickle.

[T.J.]

Pickle.

[Mark]

Yeah. But you're Egyptian.

[Nick]

I know. So it's my brothers versus my. My. My bet I could win.

[Mark]

Oh, I was. I thought you were gonna say your brothers were the ones in the bet.

[Brandon]

I feel like you should be rooting for the money.

[Nick]

Oh, I am.

[Brandon]

Okay. But at least you have a little buffer if.

[Nick]

Yeah, it's a win win. Thanks for the compliment, mark.

[T.J.]

Yeah, I'm. I'm blown away, sitting by. I mean, in a row. I thought maybe yesterday was the shirt or something, but this is a good shirt too.

[Nick]

I'm getting in a.

[T.J.]

In a. I think you're in good shape, dude.

[Nick]

In a schedule of going to the

[Brandon]

gym in the morning, you've been arriving here real sweaty.

[Nick]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brandon]

You tapped your shoulder walking up the steps and it was like, disgusting.

[Nick]

Yeah, I know. Yeah. I work out. I shower here and then I have energy throughout the day. It's crazy.

[Brandon]

Amazing.

[Dana]

Also, your beard shaping is getting really good.

[Mark]

What are we doing?

[Dana]

I'm just saying.

[Brandon]

Being nice.

[Dana]

He's hitting like stride with his beard thickness.

[Mark]

I think in shape was good enough. We didn't have to throw a beard on there.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Nick]

I just noticing your hair looks great, Brandon.

[Mark]

Thank you, Dana. Wow.

[Dana]

And you're tan with your hair and

[Nick]

your birds thing is normal.

[T.J.]

Thank you all the. Brandon doesn't mind the confident hour. Interesting.

[Brandon]

Kyle, how was abroad?

[Kyle]

Oh, my God. Nova Scotia was great.

[Dana]

Warm. I don't know much about it.

[T.J.]

We went to.

[Kyle]

We were at a. A small coastal town called Lunenburg, but even farther out in an Airbnb on a hill overlooking a. Maybe it was an arm or. Or a cove or. Or a bay.

[Mark]

A fjord.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, I saw you. You were in a cave.

[Kyle]

I was in a cave.

[Brandon]

Do you like caves?

[Kyle]

I love caves.

[Nick]

Really?

[Brandon]

That's why you and I differ. I like grottos. Love grotto.

[Kyle]

Pretty much the same cave.

[Mark]

Grotto is an open air cave.

[Brandon]

I just grotto. Right?

[T.J.]

Yeah, yeah, grotto.

[Brandon]

Grotto implies Playboy model.

[Mark]

Like a friendly cave.

[T.J.]

Either Playboy model or like Catholic church somehow.

[Nick]

Oh. Oh.

[Brandon]

What was this grotto?

[Dana]

I think you hang out with Mary's spirit in a grotto.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Nick]

You're going to Grotto's, Nick.

[Brandon]

No, no, I said you love grotto. I love the idea of grottos. I've never been.

[Mark]

No, I was a grotto.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I like man. I like man made grottos. Sue me.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Ebo]

You

[Kyle]

first trip abroad? Pretty much. I went to Niagara Falls as an eighth grader, but this was like, real. Like I felt like I was in a different country. A little uncanny. Very similar to America. It's just like America, I said, but only less so. In a good complimentary. They're less proud, less obnoxious, less loud, and you can really feel that in the people.

[Brandon]

Do you think you fit in more with the Canadian peoples than Americans?

[Kyle]

I think so. I think I would consider being Canadian there.

[Brandon]

My buddy just renounced his citizenship for 400 bucks.

[Mark]

That's all it took?

[Donnie]

Yeah, that's it.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

What are the benefits?

[Brandon]

He's Colombian now.

[Mark]

Oh, did he, like, actually do it or he, like, declared it?

[Brandon]

He married a Colombian woman.

[Mark]

Huh?

[Brandon]

Yeah, but add it to the wheel.

[Kyle]

It's good.

[Mark]

Marry a woman or just renounce. Renounce. Okay.

[Kyle]

Yeah, but again, they're. They are just so observably less obnoxious. And the most noticeable is less proud. We went on, like, a schooner tour.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

It's like a sailing vessel.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

The Blue Nose 2. The rebel club. The Blue Nose 1.

[Mark]

Sure.

[Kyle]

The famous.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Fishing and racing vessel.

[Mark]

Right.

[Kyle]

But you know, when, like, you go, you're in America and you. There's like a tour guide who gets on the mic and you know you're gonna get the biggest prick imaginable.

[Brandon]

No, they're. They always funny.

[Kyle]

Step in a single file line onto the boat, one at a time. Use the handrail. Don't make me repeat myself. If you act like adults, we can make this trip happen. And if you don't, hey, guess what? No boat tour. That's what you get in America. In Canada, they're just like, oh, welcome. Thanks for coming. Hop on the boat whenever you want.

[Brandon]

So Canada's just quieter America with better boat tours.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Kyle]

They love Matilda.

[Brandon]

Wait a minute.

[Dana]

The movie?

[Kyle]

The telekinetic child?

[Brandon]

The superhero? Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

It was like. We went to the Wormwood Inn. It was a Matilda themed seafood restaurant bar.

[Brandon]

Is Matilda the one with the Matilda shirts?

[Dana]

Miss Honey?

[Donnie]

Oh, yeah, yeah. This trench bull.

[Mark]

Is it possible these people are less proud because they have less to be proud of?

[Kyle]

Well, Americans are proud for no reason.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Kyle]

You know what I'm saying?

[Ebo]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

It was a weird fusion of people, too. Like, they Looked. Some looked extraordinarily conservative, some looked very gay. And it sounds like America, but in one small town.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Kyle]

They all acted the same.

[Mark]

I'm. How far up it. How far up Nova Scotia is above Maine. Correct. Up in that corner.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Just northeast of Maine. I've never been to Maine, but I feel like it looked geographically similar.

[Mark]

It was main adjacent, I would imagine.

[Brandon]

I'd imagine the people of Maine are exactly the same as well, probably small town with very conservative and very liberal folk.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's what it was.

[Brandon]

So Canada's Maine.

[Kyle]

It's just Maine. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Maine loves Matilda too, I'm almost sure.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I think Francis Ellis loves Matilda.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Well, I'm glad you're back.

[T.J.]

Welcome back.

[Kyle]

Thank you.

[Mark]

Tell me more about the grotto.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

Cave.

[Kyle]

It was a. A natural sea cave. Yeah.

[T.J.]

Cave people that. That go looking in caves are spers. Is that the term?

[Brandon]

That's right.

[Kyle]

That's the people.

[T.J.]

How the did they come up with that? The crannies and is why not just caver?

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Right.

[Donnie]

I think it.

[Kyle]

It's a synonym for caver, but.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Why spelunkers diving in holes. Right. That's more. That's holes.

[Kyle]

They're doing that too.

[Ebo]

Caveman was taken.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Caveman was the point.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

What say is an oasis in a desert?

[T.J.]

That's right.

[Nick]

Is that similar to a grotto at

[Mark]

all or is not even a little bit.

[Brandon]

Well, wait a minute.

[Mark]

They're both water and what? What? No. Yeah, yeah. Grotto's water. I thought grotto was just.

[Brandon]

Grotto implies water.

[Mark]

Oh, implies water is water in a cave.

[Nick]

Could you say a grotto is the oasis of a cave?

[Mark]

No.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you goddamn could.

[Mark]

You could always kind of the best part. Fertile or green area in an area.

[Nick]

Okay. I thought that meant water.

[Brandon]

Oh, I thought it meant a little pond with one palm.

[Mark]

Did you make grotto different?

[Donnie]

There it is. Dude.

[Nick]

Who's yelling out there?

[Mark]

I thought they yelled.

[Dana]

A lot of yelling going on.

[Mark]

Oh, Donnie's on a artificial recess or structure made to. Why is he running?

[Nick]

He's always hot as.

[Brandon]

Doing the act today.

[Mark]

Fuck yeah, man.

[Brandon]

He'll be joining us later.

[Ebo]

No icebergs out there or glaciers.

[Brandon]

There has to be glaciers, right?

[Kyle]

Not visible to the eye. No.

[Nick]

I also didn't know that Canada was considered abroad.

[Kyle]

Oh, did I say that? I did that the wrong word?

[Brandon]

I did, but I kind of said it was just. But I don't.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Abroad implies overseas. Yeah.

[Brandon]

I don't know though.

[Dana]

I feel like Toronto to me would not be Abroad. But Nova Scotia in my brain would be abroad. It feels like very different than. I can't explain it, but interesting. Was there like a little town you could walk to where people. Was it like a drinking culture? Was it more lowkey? Or was it.

[Kyle]

So the town Lunenburg is like. Just picture like a quaint, seasonal town that has like, you know, a lot of, like, seafood restaurants on the water. Some bars, like, very nice.

[Brandon]

Look.

[Kyle]

Kind of looked Scandinavian,

[Brandon]

Kyle.

[Mark]

And look at this. Oh, that looks wonderful.

[Brandon]

Was there a gym that you could go to?

[Kyle]

No gym.

[Mark]

Whoa.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Were you the bulkiest in town?

[Kyle]

No, I didn't get to pump.

[Brandon]

Damn, dude.

[Kyle]

No pump for me.

[Dana]

How'd you guys settle upon this? Like, how'd you even.

[Kyle]

My fiance's family, they.

[Dana]

Oh, really? Okay.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I think Nova Scotia has some. Some. Some good pub, especially recently.

[Dana]

All right.

[Kyle]

I don't know. I also went to Deep Creek, Maryland,

[Brandon]

a lake town that's right outside of Morgantown.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Yeah. You had your family reunion.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

So you went from a quiet oasis town with the in laws to your family reunion.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

All the bowers.

[Kyle]

The other side. What was the Savages.

[Brandon]

Oh, really?

[Kyle]

Yeah, we all got Savage shirts. I never appreciated the name growing up.

[Brandon]

I know, right?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

A lot of good last name.

[Kyle]

A lot of two to six year olds. I was the sea monster. I ran the gill bit where, like, I was born with gills.

[Brandon]

And you do that with Brandon's kid?

[Nick]

Yeah, that's a ongoing bit.

[Brandon]

He'll tell kids that he has gills. And it kind of works every time.

[Kyle]

They love it.

[Nick]

I would love that if I was.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Or all over me, you know, just. I was just alone with the kids.

[Mark]

You would love that now.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Well, I feel like how could convince you he has skills?

[Kyle]

I probably.

[Nick]

I'm just imagining. Yeah, that'd be sick. I mean, Che walk around with gills, dude.

[Brandon]

Also, Kyle, you came back and you got me the best birthday gift I've ever gotten.

[Mark]

Oh, what was it?

[Brandon]

You got me a Klein bottle. I've always wanted a Klein bottle.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I got him a Klein bottle.

[Mark]

A Klein bottle?

[Brandon]

Yeah, it's a bottle where the inside's also the outside.

[Kyle]

It's.

[Nick]

It's.

[Brandon]

Should be impossible, but I got one.

[Donnie]

What do you mean?

[Ebo]

It's a.

[Brandon]

It's a shape that can't be described. A bug could crawl on every surface and be in neither the inside or the outside.

[Kyle]

I got Nick.

[Mark]

Whoa.

[Brandon]

To which I really appreciate Kyle.

[Kyle]

You're welcome.

[Brandon]

I've always wanted a Klein bottle.

[Dana]

Wait, if you pour Water in that. How does it.

[Mark]

How do you pour it?

[Brandon]

No inside or outside. So it's What?

[Ebo]

It's kind of breaking my brain.

[Brandon]

I know. Thank you for the Klein bottle, Kyle.

[Donnie]

For the Klein.

[Brandon]

Really good birthday gift. But you. We've known each other for a long time now. Every birthday gift you give me is wrapped and you get about a foot away from me. And I think you get cold feet. And you've. The past four years have unwrapped my birthday gift for me. In front of me.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I do it for you.

[Brandon]

Why?

[Kyle]

I don't know. I think that's like. I do like service for you.

[Brandon]

Did it again today. And again. I'm not complaining.

[Kyle]

It's laborious and tedious.

[Brandon]

Just give me the Klein.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah. It was exciting watching you open it.

[Kyle]

See, like you can do something like that.

[Brandon]

Yeah, right.

[Mark]

But when he turned, it's just gonna.

[Brandon]

Yeah, well, you'll see.

[Kyle]

So if you're into non traditional pouring of liquids. Perfect.

[Brandon]

I'm quite happy with the Klein bottle.

[Kyle]

Yep. And then make a Saturday out of that.

[Brandon]

What did you search to get me a gift? Because I've never once mentioned a Klein bottle. Hell, I didn't know what it was until you unwrapped it for me.

[Kyle]

Weird things that most men wouldn't want. I asked Claw.

[Brandon]

Really?

[Ebo]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Claude helped you figure out a Klein bot.

[Kyle]

I mean, like an off the beaten path oddity website.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

It gave me like a weird. A whole pamphlet of. On like neon paper that says unimportant information. And it's pages and pages.

[Kyle]

Pages? Yeah. I got you pages.

[Ebo]

Dana. You got to trick a future Yug station guest and give them the Klein bottle as their device.

[Donnie]

Introduce you to.

[Kyle]

I don't.

[Nick]

That thing looks freaky. I don't.

[Brandon]

It is freaky, dude.

[Kyle]

Freaks.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it's for. It's for the real freaks.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Ebo]

Would you find that in Spencers back in the day or is that.

[Kyle]

No, Danny, you'd have to travel to one brick and mortar.

[Mark]

That's why I ask.

[Brandon]

It was very nice of you.

[Kyle]

You know what I. K Pop Demon Hunters parents s.

[Brandon]

I don't.

[Mark]

I don't know where.

[Ebo]

Parents of the Hunter.

[Kyle]

This is an unbelievable production.

[Brandon]

You watched.

[Kyle]

I caught a vibe to it.

[Donnie]

They got some bang and the soundtrack

[Dana]

is banger after bang.

[Kyle]

I was.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Yes.

[Kyle]

And the kids love it.

[Dana]

My son took a K Pop Demon Hunters dance class here in the village with all the neighborhood girls.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Dana]

I believe that he was like, very

[Kyle]

into all the boys and girls. Like there were like Two year olds who, prior to that, we're only communicating in like gurgles and drool. And then we put the scene on and they're like, I was a ghost, I was alone. They knew all the words.

[Brandon]

What's the plot? Or is it just.

[Kyle]

We were just watching scenes and like, there's this one that was like a dazzling stadium performance. And I got like chills watching kids.

[Brandon]

Are you a fan?

[Kyle]

Yeah. I'm gonna go watch it again.

[Dana]

That's. My kids haven't seen it and they're still obsessed with it. They're like obsessed with the soundtrack.

[Brandon]

I mean, tj, you got to be biting your tongue here. What we missing?

[Donnie]

I think I talked about this.

[Brandon]

You, like months ago.

[Kyle]

You were what. What were your opinions?

[Mark]

It's a good movie.

[Brandon]

Oh, it's a movie.

[Kyle]

It's better than like. It's like a pretty complicated story. Yeah, it's better than Casablanca. It's like a good film.

[T.J.]

They hunt. They hunt.

[Kyle]

We didn't watch. We only watch scenes.

[Brandon]

So that seems like a pretty heavy topic for a kid.

[Dana]

It's like legit, kind of scary. I started to let my oldest watch it and I was like, hold on. We'll stick with the scene, the soundtrack for now. But there's K pop groups, and one of the K pop groups is evil and stealing souls.

[Kyle]

In the.

[Brandon]

In this universe, musicians are always defending the universe for some reason. And at this point, it's these three

[Kyle]

girls and it works.

[Brandon]

And then there's bad. There's demons that they have sing to

[Dana]

defend and they'll take your souls.

[Ebo]

It's like a new Ghostbusters to go

[T.J.]

home and watch it.

[Kyle]

Did anyone have break excursions that you didn't get to talk about?

[Mark]

Talked about mine a lot.

[Ebo]

Yeah, we did.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Ebo]

I didn't realize those were emotional support. I wouldn't have been so hard on you.

[Mark]

Well, they weren't. They're just my birds.

[Ebo]

Oh.

[Mark]

I took my birds to the beach.

[Kyle]

Your pet birds?

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Are you still talk.

[Mark]

I'm still doing that. Oh.

[Brandon]

Did you get any?

[Mark]

I got. I. I gotta sit down. I took up. I took a couple thousand pictures probably. So.

[Brandon]

I just saw a guy, he snapped the. The rarest bird in North America a couple days ago.

[Mark]

Really?

[Brandon]

Up in Canada. It looked pretty cool.

[Kyle]

Did it have a tail or something?

[Brandon]

Almost all birds, right?

[Ebo]

What's. What's the rarest bird?

[Kyle]

Birds have tails.

[Brandon]

Yeah, right.

[Mark]

I feel like it might just every.

[Nick]

Feathers.

[Donnie]

I don't know.

[Mark]

Birds have tails. Yeah, birds have tails.

[Brandon]

It's either every Bird or none.

[Mark]

No, birds have no in between.

[Nick]

I don't think birds have tails.

[Dana]

No, some birds have crazy.

[Mark]

You never heard the term tail feathers?

[Dana]

Oh, shake your tail feather.

[Nick]

Yeah, great point, Brandon.

[Mark]

Yeah. Hey, man.

[T.J.]

Bad boys too, right?

[Mark]

That's right.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Ebo]

What's the rarest bird?

[Brandon]

I forget.

[Nick]

Look.

[Mark]

Cool. An ivory billed woodpecker.

[Kyle]

Is it?

[Mark]

That's what I thought.

[Brandon]

Do you have a bucket list?

[Mark]

No, I don't. Really? Because I'm. Again, I feel like this has gotten lost in translation. It's all animals, but birds are what's at my lake.

[Brandon]

What other animals have you gotten photos of?

[Mark]

Nothing. Squirrel? Nothing. I did get a rabbit, but he got away before I could get a good picture of him.

[Dana]

I got to see an eagles nest in person for the first time. Downingtown, Pennsylvania, took my kids to a playground and the whole park was fenced off. They had to move the fireworks and everything because there was a huge eagle's nest with like live. Three live chicks in it or whatever. And I got a video of the eagle taking a shit.

[T.J.]

How about that?

[Dana]

Sprayed out of its ass like 15ft backwards. It was. I've never seen that.

[Mark]

Amazing.

[Kyle]

So was it.

[T.J.]

It was standing up.

[Dana]

It was on the limb next to the nest, and it leaned forward and just shot out of it.

[T.J.]

Yeah. It's a really good way to do it.

[Dana]

Yeah. So that was my.

[Kyle]

Is it like a little bigger than a typical bird's nest?

[Dana]

It was. I feel like I could curl up and take a nap in it. Like, that's how big it was.

[T.J.]

An airy. Right? You guys are. Crossword puzzle guys. An eagle's nest is called an.

[Brandon]

That's a ladies underwear store as well, right?

[Dana]

Yes. Air pastels.

[T.J.]

I only know this from crosswords.

[Kyle]

Really?

[T.J.]

I've never had Arie A E R

[Brandon]

I E Did not know it's a shop.

[Mark]

I'll be goddamn.

[Kyle]

Oh, I never seen that.

[Mark]

Oh, well, it could be either of those words, though. So that. That's kind of up.

[Brandon]

That's good to know.

[T.J.]

Yeah, that is good.

[Brandon]

Thanks, Mark.

[T.J.]

There you go.

[Dana]

Thank you.

[Brandon]

Next time you're doing a crossword Vocal cop Super Paradise.

[Mark]

It's close.

[Dana]

That was in Canada.

[Brandon]

No, this isn't it at all.

[Kyle]

Papa.

[Mark]

No. What the.

[Brandon]

Keep that away from me.

[Nick]

That's not its eyes.

[Mark]

That's a good.

[Brandon]

No, I think it's its feathers that look like eyes.

[Mark]

That's a good bird.

[T.J.]

That's awesome.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God. Brandon, can we fly you to Papa? New Guinea?

[Mark]

Oh, my. I would love to see that bird.

[T.J.]

Wow.

[Mark]

Good ass bird right there.

[Brandon]

That's like the dinosaur that killed Newman.

[T.J.]

That's right. Yeah, that's right. Spit in his face.

[Nick]

Yeah. You like that one, Dean?

[Kyle]

I. I don't know what it means,

[Brandon]

but Dino that killed Newman.

[Ebo]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

It's like you have to know Jurassic Park.

[Mark]

Why did I call him Wayne?

[Kyle]

Oh, Newman and forgot his name, you know.

[Mark]

Okay, he's still kicking. He's from Cartersville, Georgia.

[Brandon]

Is he still kicking?

[Mark]

Yes. I don't know. Huh.

[Kyle]

Georgia.

[Mark]

I have to. I live there.

[Nick]

Did you really?

[Mark]

Yeah, Trevor. Me and Trevor Lawrence.

[Nick]

I went to a fantastic Waffle House there.

[Mark]

Well, probably like the.

[Nick]

One of the best dining experiences I've

[Mark]

ever had at a Waffle House in Carter.

[Nick]

The nicest people went out of their way to. To be, you know.

[Mark]

I don't know. Right there off I75.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Wow.

[Brandon]

What's. Who's the lowest level celeb that would pass and ruin your day?

[T.J.]

Car.

[Mark]

Oh, just. Anybody on the. On the Cosby show cast.

[Brandon]

Oh, okay.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Anybody?

[Brandon]

Any.

[Nick]

Like a YouTuber maybe?

[Mark]

Okay, if Rudy Huxell dies, I'm up.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

Wayne Knight feels like a guy who's probably like the most famous person in a country. Obscure country.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[T.J.]

They like, they really got really into movies in the 90s. He just strikes me like he was in everything.

[Mark]

He was. He had about a four year old.

[T.J.]

Everything.

[Brandon]

What was he in?

[Mark]

He's a Space Jam. He was in Jurassic Park. He was in Seinfeld. That's everything.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Did he kind of cuck Jason Alexander? Because I could see Jason Alexander fitting into this. The Space Jam role and the Jurassic park role.

[Dana]

People forget he was a pervert. And Pretty Woman.

[Mark]

He was a bad guy.

[Dana]

That really messed me up.

[Nick]

He was.

[Mark]

He was. He was a raper.

[Dana]

He was.

[Mark]

It was a raper. And Pretty Woman.

[Brandon]

People online are saying that Jason Alexander is pretty hot.

[Mark]

Why are they saying can I see him now?

[Brandon]

Like being. No, no, they're saying like in Seinfeld. They are seeing that he was attractive.

[Ebo]

Wasn't he like 28?

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Dana]

You'd probably work here.

[Mark]

You think Wayne Knight was in another big thing and I can't think of where it was. Spaceship, Jurassic park, room was. The man's been in a lot of things. Do you think more people know him

[Brandon]

from Seinfeld or his movies?

[Mark]

Seinfeld, yeah.

[Brandon]

If you combine all his movies.

[Mark]

Seinfeld. Yeah.

[Brandon]

But everyone, Jurassic park was big.

[Mark]

Seinfeld, Space Jam.

[Brandon]

Seinfeld was huge.

[Mark]

Seinfeld was the biggest show In America for. For a decade.

[Ebo]

Yeah. Even when you saw him on Space Jam, you're still referring to him as Newman.

[Brandon]

I think that might be like, maybe ra. I don't know if young people will

[Mark]

are as familiar with Seinfeld. I don't think young people are that familiar with Wayne Knight, period.

[Brandon]

We gotta raise awareness to Wayne Knight. My son is always talking about when.

[Mark]

Oh, he's the bad guy. Toy Story.

[Brandon]

Oh, who's the voice of the pig?

[Mark]

Wasn't he. Who was the voice? The pig. I thought he's the bad guy.

[Donnie]

Oh, no.

[Brandon]

Who's the voice?

[Donnie]

The pig.

[Brandon]

I know. No, who is the voice of the pig? I agree with you. He's probably.

[Dana]

I'll say it. He's aged really well. Huh? I think he's another one that's better looking now than.

[Mark]

Well, he wasn't good looking back then at all.

[Dana]

Fred Durst effect.

[Brandon]

Has anyone seen my apologies?

[Mark]

She probably has.

[T.J.]

He was a JFK as well.

[Mark]

There you go.

[T.J.]

I was thinking of

[Mark]

some sitcom superstars there. Cheers. Roseanne Seinfeld.

[Brandon]

No.

[Mark]

Shay, have you seen Toy Story 5?

[T.J.]

Yes.

[Mark]

I wasn't.

[Brandon]

Is your minute review out?

[Kyle]

Yep.

[Mark]

Yeah, Toy Story 5 was good.

[Brandon]

I liked the Minions and Monsters a little better.

[Mark]

Okay. They were both good movies.

[Ebo]

It's really pissed me off how badly they're dropping the ball with Shrek 5. Like, the fifth installment is ultimately just destroying an iconic franchise.

[Nick]

Why?

[Brandon]

What's happening with Shrek 5?

[Ebo]

Well, the animation is sexy. Completely different. And then it was so bad that after the initial backlash, they went back and redid it, but it was still bad animation. Just like different than the originals.

[Mark]

But I would argue the Shrek franchise died before that. Like, Shrek Forever after wasn't good. Right? Well, Shrek 1 and 2, great.

[Ebo]

And then there was a Shrek the 3rd that didn't even go to theaters. And so at first you're like, okay, maybe they extra money. I don't know. But. But then you're like, okay, maybe they're trying to make a little extra money. But then they come out with Shrek 4 that does hit the theaters. So, like, why would you. Why would you blow it on the third one if you were still like fully in this and trying to eventually make a new movie that hit theaters?

[Mark]

Who the knows, dude knows. Who the knows? This is a up world, man.

[T.J.]

Money's the answer.

[Ebo]

There's no scenario where Shrek 3 shouldn't have been in theater theaters.

[Mark]

I think it was. And I think what you're saying is gobbledygook.

[Ebo]

I think even if it was, you don't even. People don't even know.

[Mark]

I think I made a hundred million dollars in theater.

[Nick]

I heard Donkey's getting a movie.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Did you?

[Nick]

Yeah. Donkey's getting his own spin off.

[Brandon]

It's about time.

[Mark]

It almost made a billion dollars.

[T.J.]

Danny, you made $800 million. It wasn't in theaters.

[Brandon]

That is a flub.

[Ebo]

Okay, I could be wrong there, but Shrek 5, okay, if you're the fifth installment, all you have to do is like, make sure the movie is good enough. No one thinks it's gonna be better. Two, three. All you gotta do instead of beginning that amount of backlash before the movie's out.

[Mark]

Damn.

[Ebo]

It's a failure.

[Dana]

I think they just try to keep the franchises alive now to keep selling.

[Ebo]

Look at Toy Story.

[Dana]

Yeah, if it's still a ride trick.

[Mark]

Five is case races.

[T.J.]

I'm not sure all that is. People don't like the animation of Shrek 5.

[Dana]

We should face phrase.

[T.J.]

So there.

[Nick]

It would be Shrek. Brandon.

[Mark]

Dana, we've made so much progress.

[Nick]

That was a serious question.

[Mark]

You're right. I'd be Shrek.

[Nick]

You'd probably be Shrek.

[Mark]

I'd have to be Shrek, the main character. Yeah, yeah.

[Nick]

It's a compliment.

[Mark]

Get off me, Pond. I'd have to. I'd have to be Shrek. Oh, big cat be Shrek. Shrek. Can somebody have Shrek face paint for one of the case races? Am I making that up? Yeah, that seems like. What wasn't it? What was. What was? Shane.

[Ebo]

You're thinking of the Grinch.

[Mark]

No, Shane had a football.

[T.J.]

Someone was the aliens from Toy Story. Right?

[Dana]

It was kb, wasn't it?

[T.J.]

Or Rome Roan.

[Dana]

Maybe I was a Somebody did.

[Nick]

I was a. What do you. What do you call those?

[Mark]

Geisha.

[Nick]

Yeah, I was a G. Accidentally. I could see Nick being a Farquad.

[Brandon]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Speaking of those special days, you all know what's coming up. The first Tommy Walker day, which we did in what, 20, 19 or 2020. Yeah, 21. That's when we did it five years ago. Tommy's 16th birthday is Holy Monday.

[Brandon]

His sweet 16.

[Mark]

Are you getting him a car? Yeah. Yeah, I'll get him something. Well, I don't think.

[Brandon]

Okay, wait a minute.

[Mark]

I don't think I'll get him as nice a car as my daughter, guys. Because she's my daughter. But we'll see. We'll see. I'll get him something. We got a trip to the dealership plan soon, but. Yeah, so he's turning 16.

[Brandon]

God damn, dude.

[T.J.]

Wow.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Ebo]

Should we pull a prank and make it seem like you're giving him my car?

[Kyle]

Shitty car.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And if he reacts well?

[Ebo]

I like the. The rust.

[Mark]

I think it's funnier if he reacts poorly.

[Brandon]

Right, but if you have.

[Mark]

Then I reward him for reacting the right way.

[Brandon]

Right. Yeah. You're better than this. You're better than Danny's car. Adult Danny's car. You're all 16 year old boys.

[Kyle]

Good.

[T.J.]

Only refer to him as adult. Dude.

[Brandon]

It is weird for an adult to go by Danny. Why bring it up? We call you adult.

[Ebo]

This would happen.

[Brandon]

That's your new nickname.

[Ebo]

Or Dan. I'd probably be the adult version.

[Brandon]

That's him.

[Mark]

We have a Dan.

[Nick]

You got a car?

[Ebo]

Oh, yeah.

[Nick]

Really?

[Ebo]

I mean, it doesn't have like spiders in it, but is bad.

[Nick]

Well, my spiders are gone.

[T.J.]

I'm back.

[Brandon]

Empty nester.

[Mark]

When do you get into your tiny apartment that probably stinks?

[Nick]

6:30 tonight.

[Mark]

That's an oddly specific time to be moving into an apartment.

[Nick]

The fucking guy told me to pick up my keys, dude.

[Mark]

Sorry, my bad.

[T.J.]

What are you moving? When's the. The movers.

[Nick]

I. So I'm in a position where I have until August 2nd to move, but my lease starts tomorrow.

[T.J.]

Oh, so.

[Nick]

So I'm paying.

[Mark]

You're doubled up.

[Nick]

I'm doubled up.

[T.J.]

So you're going to take a handful of over.

[Mark]

You made it sound like a strong position.

[T.J.]

Going to grab, like walk over.

[Nick]

Yeah, but. Yeah, I trust Nick with my whole heart.

[Brandon]

I. I would have. I'd live there.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Mark]

I'm not worried.

[Brandon]

And if you don't like it, I'm

[Nick]

not worried about it at all.

[Brandon]

If you hate it, if you're miserable, you could probably guilt me into just switching places.

[Nick]

Never gonna happen.

[Brandon]

Okay. Okay.

[Nick]

I have a deck, bro. Oh, I never had a deck.

[Donnie]

You never had a deck at a balcony bed.

[Nick]

Yeah, I know, but not a deck bed.

[Brandon]

That was a balcony, not a deck. It's made of wood.

[Mark]

Totally different thing.

[Nick]

My bad.

[Brandon]

Coming in hot.

[Mark]

Hey, chef.

[Donnie]

What's up, guys?

[Brandon]

You joining us?

[Mark]

You want to turn and show that you still have the beads in your hair? Is.

[Brandon]

Is that the new you?

[Donnie]

No, I just can't get these out. But they're coming out slowly. No, but I think maybe every company event, I'll do it like, you know, camp bar stool.

[Nick]

Sure.

[Donnie]

Christmas, that kind of.

[Mark]

For Christmas you're gonna put tropical bees.

[Donnie]

Well, I don't know. Maybe Thanksgiving, Easter, all the major holidays. We'll see.

[Brandon]

You look Good. And you were really in your element on the island.

[T.J.]

I was.

[Donnie]

I was having fun. I was like. I was like. I was like Ben from Lost. Well, no, you. You'd be the black smoke. What Ben. The Ben from law said was like, he loved the eye. He did.

[Mark]

He was the bad guy.

[T.J.]

He was the bad guy.

[Donnie]

I don't remember.

[T.J.]

I never. They like running experiments on pregnant women.

[Brandon]

There's so many.

[Donnie]

Okay, fine. I'm like Charlie then.

[Brandon]

There are so many. Like pop culture. Good islands.

[T.J.]

They kidnapped pregnant women to run experiences.

[Donnie]

It wasn't at all fake. I think it was all a thought experiment in the end.

[T.J.]

Yeah. It was a television show. Yeah. It was fake.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mark]

That's who you chose to be.

[Donnie]

All right.

[Kyle]

That's Donnie on island, star of the show.

[Dana]

Why did you say that?

[Donnie]

I remember him being better guy than that. I guess I don't. My bad.

[Mark]

He was the evil guy. That.

[Nick]

That's it.

[Donnie]

Point. Point taking Lost. I was. I did. I was having fun on that island is what my point. Forget the reference.

[T.J.]

Pregnant women.

[Donnie]

Forget the reference. Forget the reference.

[Mark]

And you said that the blue. Those blue and red beads were for America.

[Donnie]

They were for America and France because it was a French island.

[Mark]

All right.

[T.J.]

What a.

[Donnie]

That's a wheel. That's a classic.

[T.J.]

Where's the owner of this wheelchair?

[Donnie]

Crawling somewhere? No, he was right over there. He was.

[T.J.]

How did you get

[Donnie]

the guy in the bow tie that hands me this umbrella?

[Brandon]

What brand is that wheelchair?

[Donnie]

It's a pr.

[Nick]

It was June. What do you want?

[Donnie]

It was June. It was the end of June.

[Brandon]

Donnie's in the pride chair.

[Donnie]

The guy in the bow tie wheeled it up. He was. He did a. He did a lap around. He parked it on the dance floor and everyone pointed there like Donnie. And I said without hesitation. Sure. Jumped in and did the. Did a couple spins.

[Brandon]

Did it take a minute to get used to?

[Donnie]

No, I was. It was like, pretty natural second nature. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty easy.

[Brandon]

And was the.

[Donnie]

The.

[Brandon]

The owner of the chair?

[Donnie]

Yeah, he was in, like, a skiing accident. Of all things.

[Nick]

He could.

[T.J.]

He was. What does.

[Kyle]

Of all that seems incredibly tragic.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Did you want him to be bound from birth?

[Donnie]

Well, like, his.

[Nick]

His.

[Donnie]

His gift of walking will come back. It's not. Wait.

[Brandon]

Oh, he was in, like, a cast.

[Donnie]

He was in a. An acl.

[T.J.]

Whatever. He was in a gift of walking. Yeah. Come back.

[Brandon]

That's a pretty, like, heavy duty chair for just a. Yeah, that's acl, right?

[Donnie]

So it looks. It looks like I. You know, like it was a paraplegic. Chair. It wasn't the case. The guy was pelgic. Fully.

[Brandon]

Fully pelagic.

[Donnie]

Well, yeah. No. I mean, look, everyone, there's someone's got to do the dance move at the wedding that starts the floor, and mine happened.

[Kyle]

But that was the beginning.

[Donnie]

That was towards the beginning.

[Mark]

You needed a wheelchair to start the dancing.

[Donnie]

It was just one of those things where it sparked. And then, you know, after the chairs, everybody got going. Well, then one of Max's other buddies, he's got like a. From his Philly crew, like, similar to me. I don't know how. I don't know what the right word to use is, but he started doing his own chair. He was a Jewish guy, so they did put him in the chair.

[Brandon]

Was he actually Jewish?

[Donnie]

Yeah, he was. Yeah. So, okay, he did his chair. I did my chair. He took his shirt off. I've kept mine on, but it was good. It was a very fun wedding.

[T.J.]

Did you feel competitive with him? Like.

[Donnie]

No, not at all. We trying to be the second. No. It's like an unmovable object and unstoppable force. Neither of us were trying to be the star.

[Ebo]

We were.

[Mark]

That's clashing.

[Donnie]

Yeah, well, we didn't clash. It was like.

[Brandon]

If that happened, guys like mesh.

[Donnie]

It was like glurch. It was all one. Yes. No.

[Brandon]

Is there a lot of him inside your question?

[Donnie]

No, Mark, I. I thought you'd probably say that. No, Mark, that's not true. We weren't the star of the wedding. We were just good vibes all around. And Max and Shannon said, thank you, and she posted a video of this story. His beautiful bride said, this is my favorite part of the wedding. So if she didn't like it, I don't think she would post it.

[T.J.]

Should make you the star.

[Donnie]

The cat star. They were the stars. There was their wedding.

[T.J.]

They were the favorite part. Wouldn't you be the star?

[Donnie]

I was the dance move. I was the favorite part of the dance move. Don't try to twist my words.

[Mark]

Our favorite part, except what you said by the.

[Donnie]

She said it was a good dance move is all I'm trying to say here. You're not. You guys aren't going to railroad me today, that's what. That's for. Sure.

[Brandon]

Damn sure.

[Donnie]

I'll show you some black smoke.

[Mark]

What?

[Brandon]

What, are you gonna burn us?

[T.J.]

What you got, chef? Saying, I'm gonna show you some black smoke.

[Donnie]

Is that what was my point? I. I'm lost.

[Brandon]

That's all right.

[Nick]

You look hot.

[Mark]

Are you doing a thing?

[Donnie]

I'm not.

[Mark]

I'M we gotta go back.

[Dana]

I'm not.

[Nick]

I'm not. I'm not.

[Donnie]

Yeah, it was a beaut. It was a great wedding. I've never been to a wedding where it's the whole week. So. That was fun. That was a lot of fun. It's a whole week of activities. And then Max had a. He did the smart thing. He had a wedding on a Friday. So that Saturday everybody stayed and had a. He had a little private island, rented beach club for the day. And that was. It was a friend. I didn't know how French the island was. I thought it was going to be like there was French French. Like I felt right at home. That's why I kind of made the

[T.J.]

bed of the markers of French French.

[Donnie]

Like everyone there was from France. It wasn't. It's not like a Madagascar where it's a. You know, it's French speaking, but it's not like French French. It's native people. This was like everybody there living in the. In St. Martin was on the French side. Was like, you could have. They're all from Paris, they're from south of France. They're all very, very, very French.

[Mark]

I gotta ask you a question. We drank.

[Donnie]

Yeah, sorry, go ahead.

[Mark]

On.

[Ebo]

On.

[Mark]

On Saturday, maybe Friday. Evo, you know Ebo.

[Donnie]

Oh, yeah. My best friend. I love it.

[Mark]

Yeah. It sounds like you guys had a good time.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Mark]

So EBO FaceTime mark a couple times and also text him. And was like the gist of it was, mark, you got to start being nicer to Donnie. You got to. You got to quit messing with. That was. That was the point that Ibo was trying to get across. Now, Ebo was drinking with you. Was that you trying to.

[Donnie]

No, no, no, no. I. I tried calling you first, I believe. I think you didn't answer my phone call, which I said, that makes sense. And Ebo was like, fuck it, let me call him. Let me call this guy and talk to him. And then you answered his call. I don't really. We were in the pool. I think we were in the hot tub section of the pool. Which makes the hot tub. Well, the alcohol hits you harder in.

[Brandon]

Yeah, right.

[Donnie]

Everyone knows. They said it absorbs your. Your blood much quicker in the hot side of it. No, I wasn't.

[Kyle]

Why are you calling it the side?

[T.J.]

Just the hot tub. Yeah, call it the hot tub.

[Brandon]

Yeah, but it's the hot.

[T.J.]

Yes.

[Donnie]

Okay. Technically there's a wall in between them, but it's.

[Brandon]

The side of the pool has a

[Donnie]

hot tub on it. Look, Ibo And I became very close. I literally gave him the shirt off my back. So good luck trying to break us up.

[T.J.]

You said. You said you didn't take your shirt off.

[Donnie]

I gave him a different shirt off my back. On different night, different day. He needed to borrow a shirt for the wedding. He forgot his dress shirt. I said, don't worry, I got you.

[Mark]

Wow.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Strong bond.

[Donnie]

French island is great. It was called Penal Island. The section of it was. It's kind of like penis land. You ever do that joke, go to pen island.com. yeah, actually.

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that. Yeah.

[Donnie]

Old joke.

[Kyle]

Extensively.

[Nick]

You look hot, Donnie.

[Donnie]

Thanks, Dana. You look good yourself.

[Brandon]

Yeah, Dana's fishing.

[Nick]

No, I wasn't fishing. He looks hot.

[Donnie]

You look really good.

[Nick]

Looks tan. His hair.

[Donnie]

He's been a bit of island time.

[T.J.]

He's been looking good.

[Donnie]

It's been. It was good. And then the French complimented us. They said they've never had somebody drink as much rose. We drank them dry of rose. The whole restaurant.

[Mark]

Is that a compliment?

[Donnie]

I think so.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

Yeah. They were amazed. They said, every magnum. We finished every magnum. And they said, we have none left. And that's when they. That's when the day ended. But credit to Max and his. His wife. They threw an unbelievable wedding. Best wedding I've ever been to. Wow. No, I wasn't long part. I just did my new. My role and I.

[T.J.]

You know.

[Brandon]

Did anybody pick up Max and drop him on his head?

[Donnie]

We did not drop. Did that happen to somebody?

[Mark]

Oh, oh.

[Donnie]

Is this guy Cody's wedding?

[Kyle]

Yeah, I almost.

[Donnie]

You dropped Cody?

[Kyle]

I almost maimed him. Significantly.

[Donnie]

That was probably the best night of his life. That's awesome. Did he ask for that?

[Kyle]

Kind of.

[Brandon]

Kyle. No.

[Donnie]

Was he okay or did he was. He could have used the chairs.

[Kyle]

Like, miraculously. I think God was on his side. Like, did like a cool athletic maneuver to save his life.

[Donnie]

Okay, well, he looks.

[T.J.]

Are there any pictures of you two without. Without your arms around him or, like, without you? We could be really manhandled.

[Brandon]

We were squeezing him for one. I was pressing in on his sternum. And then the next one, Kyle just lifted him. Yeah, that's the only time I talk wedding.

[Kyle]

There's only so much things you have to do, right?

[Brandon]

You got. He does his round. I didn't want to keep him for too long.

[Kyle]

Tip the bartender at the open bar and touch the groom.

[Brandon]

It's the two rules.

[Kyle]

You got to touch the groom.

[Donnie]

I agree. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Did you share your tongue with the locals?

[Donnie]

The French, like the spook.

[Dana]

Spook.

[Donnie]

Spooking.

[Ebo]

French?

[Donnie]

Yes. Yeah, no, it was a huge asset. I. I didn't think I would need to use it much. And then it. What's so fun you have it at Kate. What did I say? Spooking French. Spoken French. Yeah, I was speaking quick. But yeah, we did a boat day in our French. Our captain was all French and his first mate, she was French. So me being able to speak French, they spoke English. But as soon as you speak French to a French, especially if you're an American, their tune changes and the There. The service does improve. So it was.

[Nick]

Did you share your tongue otherwise with French?

[Donnie]

See on an island. No, I got a. I got a mime's phone number, but

[Mark]

that's about it, dude.

[Donnie]

That's about it.

[Dana]

Go on.

[Brandon]

How did you. How did you.

[Donnie]

Well, I didn't know she was a mime before

[Mark]

she had faced.

[Brandon]

Was she off and in an invisible box?

[T.J.]

She wouldn't talk to you.

[Donnie]

She doubles as a boat captain. She was running a different charter. We were docked up and I. She was cleaning her boat and I. We were in the water. I swam in. In French. I said, I can help you scrub the boat if you need. I'm good at that.

[Nick]

And she's.

[Donnie]

Whatever. We started talking. I. Or going back and forth. And she says, here, give me your contact info. And I do. And then I find her Instagram, first thing on there is her doing a Charlie Chaplin.

[Brandon]

That's a mime. Does she have the mustache?

[Donnie]

She had the mustache.

[T.J.]

Oh, no.

[Brandon]

Are you sure it was Charlie Chaplin?

[Donnie]

It was Chaplin. It had the music. It had. It had the right music.

[Kyle]

Rollerblading and Heather.

[Donnie]

So, yes, boat captain by day, mime by night, which. That's as French as it gets.

[Mark]

That's right. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Is like French mime your ideal woman?

[Donnie]

It could be. It might be. I don't know.

[Kyle]

But I don't like that she was not practicing. She was speaking to you.

[Donnie]

Yeah, but she was on her other job.

[Brandon]

Is she a good mime?

[Donnie]

She was on.

[Kyle]

If she was on the clock. If.

[Donnie]

I don't. I don't know. I've never seen her do any other miming. But her chaplain impression is good.

[Kyle]

Ideal.

[Donnie]

Yeah, but she was a good. She was a seafaring captain or a boat. Good boat kept sea fairing. Not fearing that'd be bad.

[Mark]

Well, probably that'd be like.

[Kyle]

Would you be into that? A role playing standpoint, a fear of the sea.

[Donnie]

Someone that's fear of the sea.

[Kyle]

Noah Mime.

[Donnie]

Yeah, I don't think I'd mind it. Oh, yeah, no, maybe. I'm sure she's. But I feel like you have to know.

[Kyle]

She's perma mime.

[T.J.]

She's butt naked in your bedroom, but she's stuck in a box.

[Brandon]

Yeah. That's the ultimate tease.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Donnie]

Or like the. Or like the rope one.

[Brandon]

Oh, my.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You'd like to be bound by invisible. No, this is actually not even joking. Turning me on a ton, dude.

[Kyle]

Imagine making a mime moan.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God. The ultimate, ultimate compliment. She, like. She breaks code, like.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Holy chef.

[Donnie]

Yeah. I don't know how that works, but we'll see.

[Brandon]

I mean, have you ever been with a mime?

[Donnie]

Can't say I have. Can't say I. No. I've seen a couple, but. No. Never. Well, you. You've never been to a mime show?

[Kyle]

No, no, they're kind of just like, around.

[Brandon]

I've never been around.

[T.J.]

Where do you go to a mime show?

[Donnie]

I'm in France. I guess it's more France thing. It was big in the town I was in.

[T.J.]

You pay. They pay money to, like. There's a marquee that says mime show tonight.

[Donnie]

This was free. This was during the festival theater. The theater festival in my town. I was working in.

[Brandon]

So our mimes indigenous to France.

[Donnie]

I want to say yes.

[Ebo]

Okay.

[Donnie]

Probably. I think they invented the game or whatever you call it. The art. The art.

[Brandon]

Oh, the art of miming.

[Donnie]

The art of not speaking. Actually, I think miming came from back when TVs didn't have sounds, if we're being honest. But I don't know.

[Brandon]

Explains Chaplin.

[Donnie]

Yeah. Charlie.

[Brandon]

Was it like a sexy Charlie Chaplin?

[Donnie]

No, it wasn't. Oh, can I see? Can you? I don't want to. I'll send it to you personally. I'm not going to show it on there.

[Dana]

I desperately want to see.

[Donnie]

I don't have my phone. Oh, here it is.

[T.J.]

Go ahead and send it to all of you.

[Donnie]

Don't. Kate.

[Dana]

I will not break my trust because I don't want her put out there.

[T.J.]

But.

[Donnie]

Yeah, she doesn't want that.

[Brandon]

She doesn't want to grow.

[Donnie]

No, I don't. I think she does it for this performer. Can we move on to something else about the island?

[Mark]

I do have another thing.

[Donnie]

Okay, let's move on that. Kate. I'll send it to you after the air. You want to?

[T.J.]

Yeah, I'll show it to you later after the air.

[Donnie]

What's up?

[Mark]

What's Hole in one.

[Donnie]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was the best day of my life.

[Dana]

Where was this.

[Donnie]

This is at Hanks Country Club at Beverly. Beverly Golf Course.

[Nick]

It's a tough course.

[Donnie]

Yeah. Donald Ross course.

[Mark]

Where is that?

[Donnie]

That's the designer.

[Mark]

No, where is the course?

[Donnie]

Oh, Beverly Chicago.

[Mark]

Okay.

[T.J.]

You play the video, tj?

[Donnie]

I mean, do you. Do you film every hole you play of golf? Especially at a nice country club where you're not.

[Mark]

Oh, you just have.

[T.J.]

There's not a video. Is there not? Is there really not? I wasn't even trolling. I wanted to see the.

[Donnie]

Yeah, Hank took his photo. He's like, we need to get a picture. If you get a hole in one.

[T.J.]

Oh, shit.

[Donnie]

Okay, so we're going to play this game where if you don't know, I

[T.J.]

thought there was a video.

[Donnie]

I mean, I could care less what you think or care about. Hole in one's a hole in one. If any man that doesn't congratulate you, disrespect that will never get one in their life.

[Brandon]

And I've done it.

[Donnie]

Not something you should be jealous of, Mark, but it's okay.

[Brandon]

Have you done it, Mark?

[T.J.]

I've done it. Oh, yeah. Great.

[Donnie]

I'm happy for you. You know what? That's good. It'll probably never happen to me again, but I hope Brandon gets one. I hope anyone enjoys the game of golf. That's the. That's the pursuit. And there's enough out there for everyone to have one, so.

[Brandon]

Wow, it's really mature.

[Kyle]

What is the etiquette other than, you know, a picture? I feel like a picture.

[Donnie]

And usually you get the flag.

[Mark]

Drinks.

[Donnie]

Yeah, you gotta buy drinks for the entire clubhouse.

[Kyle]

You see it go in?

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

And then you post the video online.

[Donnie]

No, I didn't see this one. We didn't see go in this one. We saw it got. I'll tell you exactly what happened. I hit my shot. The pin was 119 yards in my 54 degree, maybe 3, 4ft right of the hole, stuck up there on a little, little ledge here. Hank hit his shot, his body hit his shot. As we're walking, you dip down, you go below the green. That the ball slowly starts moving. And then by the time we get up the green, my ball's gone where the the ball. I thought it rolled off the other way. So I'm checking the side. And then his buddy we're playing with goes, donnie, I'm not with you. It's in the cup. And I freaked out. But originally I didn't think it was a whole one. It was a blind hole.

[Nick]

One of the other players maybe hit the ball In.

[Donnie]

No, we were playing a very competitive match. You mean off their shot?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

Okay. The only two shots on the green were the. The first and mine and this. The two after me didn't get on the green.

[T.J.]

Brandon, I can't help but. But notice your brain is.

[Donnie]

I mean, you can try. You can try to take it away from me. You don't. You won't. You won't. This is one thing you'll never be. You won't. You can try to frazzle me, but a hole in one's a hole in one. And any man that says otherwise is. You'll never get one in your life. So good luck. You want the karma. Careful what you say next.

[Brandon]

Would you like to move on topics

[Mark]

I'd like to point out? I've said nothing.

[Donnie]

I know, but you're thinking about saying something, and that's just. It's almost just as bad.

[Mark]

I don't think it is.

[Donnie]

Okay, that's true. A lot of bad words. So. I think about you sometimes. I don't say.

[Mark]

Can I just point something out?

[Donnie]

Yes.

[Mark]

You are being awfully defensive.

[Donnie]

Well, because I know what you're. I know you guys plan this.

[T.J.]

I plan what I.

[Donnie]

All right, go for it. What's your question?

[Mark]

No, no, no, no, no. I didn't think anything until you said. I would like to ask a clarifying question.

[Donnie]

Go for it.

[Mark]

You hit your 54 degree, 119 yards.

[Donnie]

Yep.

[Mark]

You saw it on the green.

[Donnie]

Yep.

[Mark]

You saw where it was? It was. It was sitting there.

[Donnie]

Yep.

[Mark]

You started walking.

[Donnie]

Yep.

[Mark]

During your walk.

[Donnie]

Yep.

[Mark]

Something made this ball leave from its. Its. Its position of stillness.

[Donnie]

Yep.

[Mark]

To the hole.

[Donnie]

I mean. Yes.

[Ebo]

The.

[Donnie]

That's the thing. I don't really have an explanation. The greens are lightning fast there. It's. So it could have been.

[Mark]

Was it windy?

[Ebo]

You would.

[Donnie]

There was wind. Yeah. It could have been slowly moving. We just didn't notice it from that far away. I also was like, I'm on the green and like, I stopped paying attention. Ball. I wasn't staring at it. I don't know when exactly started moving.

[Brandon]

How far did the ball roll?

[Donnie]

About two feet, man. Two, three feet.

[Mark]

So it was a phenomenal shot.

[Donnie]

It was a great shot. I was happy with the shot.

[T.J.]

About a hell of a video.

[Donnie]

Again, Mark, if you've ever been to a nice club, a country club, you know, like the ones I used to work at, not belong to. You know that you don't take your phone out on the course. It's just common etiquette. You don't have your phone. That's not at nice country clubs. You don't. You don't have your phone out. I'm not.

[Mark]

It's pretty okay to have your phone out.

[Donnie]

I. I put it in my bag. We don't even take carts. You. What? You're walking. I don't. I'm not touching my phone. Because if it's in your pocket when you're walking too, then you have. Yeah.

[T.J.]

Then how did you get a picture of you holding the flag?

[Donnie]

Hank took his phone out to take a picture 1. It's like a once in a lifetime opportunity usually. Take it out then.

[Mark]

Okay.

[Donnie]

Any further questions?

[Mark]

I just got one more.

[Donnie]

Sure. Go for it.

[Mark]

And listen, I'm not. I'm not accusing. I'm not saying anything.

[Donnie]

Sure.

[Mark]

I just think that the. The story of your hole in one is very interesting.

[Donnie]

Yeah. It's an uneventful holding one. What I wish.

[Mark]

It looks very flat.

[Donnie]

Would. I wish to have seen it on the. On the. The. The tee box and been able to go nuts and get across?

[Mark]

That's the moment you're chasing.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

Where's. Where's the lip that it was resting on? You said.

[Donnie]

Look, if you look. If you know 12 Beverly, look it up. It is. I do know funnels. It's. It's. It's. It. Look, bring. Call. Call Hank.

[Brandon]

Can we Google Maps it?

[Donnie]

Why don't you call Hank? It's his club. He was there. He witnessed it. Call him if you don't believe me. Call someone. That watch.

[Brandon]

We all believe you.

[T.J.]

I believe what he believes you, Donnie.

[Donnie]

Sounds like two people. Don't.

[Dana]

Oh.

[T.J.]

I'm very defensive about it.

[Mark]

I. You would agree that the story of your hole in one is very unique. It's not like you hit the ball, it went in, you all celebrated, jumped up. High fived.

[Donnie]

Yeah. Yes.

[Mark]

It's a unique hole in one.

[Donnie]

It was. Yes. More uneventful than most. Most of the times. You see, it's not Jake Marsh where you're running around and doing laughs and screaming and caught it on video. And then Hank had to go leave right away to go to go to record pmt. So I was literally just sitting in the clubhouse with two guys I never met before having a beer. I was like, all right, well, that's my only one. And then left. It wasn't as a. As a big of a celebration, but congratulations. We did get tequila shots right after we had those airstriken in, so that was good.

[Mark]

Congratulations.

[Donnie]

Thank you, Brandon. It's quite the accomplished congrats Donnie, you know what? Thank you, Mark. I appreciate it.

[Nick]

Air stricken in airstrike and air. No, I know that, but air stricken.

[Donnie]

Well, I don't know the plural for. Or the past participle for.

[Nick]

I love that term. You got the tequila shots. Airstrike.

[Donnie]

Airstrike. And we got an airstrike. So they were.

[Brandon]

What's an airstrike?

[Nick]

I love that, dude.

[Kyle]

What does that mean?

[Donnie]

An airstrike is when you order something in and they bring it out on the cart. When there's no, like, car girl, you call an airstrike in.

[Nick]

Oh, cool. Love that, dude.

[Donnie]

So we called it an airstrike.

[T.J.]

And, yeah, they were country club lingo.

[Donnie]

Air stricken. Yeah. Usually I was the guy doing the airstrikes on the cart, you know, but it's, you know, every now and then you get invited out and get an airstrike for yourself. When you get a hole in one, I'll get you an airstrike.

[T.J.]

All right.

[Donnie]

Why are you so coy today?

[Mark]

I don't know if he's coy.

[Donnie]

Is that the wrong word?

[Nick]

I think I'm being pretty coy, dude.

[Brandon]

Correct. He's been coy. He's been. He's being coy.

[Nick]

Being pretty coy.

[T.J.]

I haven't seen you in a while, Donnie.

[Donnie]

I know. It's always nice seeing you after you

[T.J.]

called me for the first time in your life.

[Donnie]

Yeah, well, now I have your right number. Yeah, back in the day, I thought it was someone else, so.

[Brandon]

Somebody.

[Donnie]

Well, actually, no, that's not true. I called you because you were being nasty. Now I remember.

[T.J.]

What?

[Donnie]

We have our. We're on the same World Kings cup team, friends team. And you said something like, if Donnie had actually watched the game, he would be yelling, you know, racist things at Paraguay or something like that is what you said. And I said in my life, I would never. And I was watching the game in a French colony. In French. I was closer to the French team than you'll ever be in your life, ever.

[T.J.]

What do you mean?

[Donnie]

In that instance, you claimed, I wasn't watching the game, yet I was watching the French.

[T.J.]

Where were they playing?

[Donnie]

Doesn't matter. They're on TV for me. I don't care.

[T.J.]

You said, you're closer than I'm saying.

[Mark]

They were playing in America.

[T.J.]

They were playing in America. I was in America.

[Donnie]

Yeah, but I'm emotionally closer to the team. Okay, Fans, Okay. I was in their colony watching their.

[T.J.]

We're on the same team. Why are you. Why is this.

[Donnie]

Because you. Well, because you made it. You Made it a competition in the group chat. And then Mincy laughed and I said, mincy, get the. Don't laugh. Don't. You can't. You can't have two.

[Mark]

Did you tell him to get the out or. Don't laugh.

[Donnie]

I. I don't know at the moment, but. And that's why Ebo is like, let's just call him. And I go, I don't want to call him. And we called you off my phone and called. You have Ebo's phone. And then Ebo and I both said. I said, hey, kitchen, it's always open. It's never closed. For a guy like you, kitchen's always for you. There's hours for you. It's always open.

[Mark]

What a. I'm just trying to reflect on your week. You. You went to the wedding of your life and hit a hole in one

[Brandon]

in the same mime's phone number.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Mark]

What a week.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Potentially be the best stretch.

[Donnie]

It's been a hell of like a month. Yeah.

[T.J.]

My.

[Donnie]

My grandma always said I was born under a lucky star. I'm starting to believe it. That's the crystal gram.

[Brandon]

What's like. Has bad luck ever struck you?

[Donnie]

Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah.

[Mark]

I mean, anything bad ever happened to you?

[Dana]

I mean, remember he was taking pills from us? Yeah.

[Brandon]

But he's fine.

[Donnie]

I'm just good at forgetting that whatever the bad is, I'm. There's a. There's a plethora of stuff, but I like.

[Dana]

It's.

[Donnie]

Forget it, move on, keep it going, and then you get more good luck.

[Dana]

Wow.

[Donnie]

Luxmore is about attitude.

[Nick]

Wow.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Got any more trips coming up?

[Donnie]

Fuck, I'd love to go skiing. I'm going to. I'm doing a family. A big reunion trip for my father's birthday. Other than that, nothing.

[Brandon]

Where you had it.

[Donnie]

Maine, of all places.

[Kyle]

I was.

[Nick]

Whoa.

[Kyle]

Kind of there.

[Donnie]

I'm from. I was born out east, so I'm going back to my roots.

[Brandon]

Where were you born?

[Donnie]

New Hampshire. Windham, New Hampshire. Familiar. Small town.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

Next to Deutsches town, I think.

[Ebo]

Yeah.

[Nick]

You look at me. I look because you're from Hangar. Yeah. True.

[Mark]

Dana, you're the only one in here that has the.

[Nick]

No, it's just a very quick look. It was impressive.

[Brandon]

We were.

[Nick]

We had a lot of mean talk today.

[Donnie]

Did you?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

How long did you live in New Hampshire?

[Donnie]

Young.

[Kyle]

A young stay.

[Donnie]

It was. It was. It was short.

[Brandon]

Over a year.

[Donnie]

Oh, yeah. For sure. We had next door. The homesies lived next door.

[Mark]

Did you ever go to school?

[Brandon]

Who Used to live next door homesies.

[Donnie]

Their dog Cheevers drag me through a pile of wood.

[Kyle]

Your neighbor's surname is Homesy and they had a dog named Cheevers.

[Brandon]

Cheever's homesy.

[Kyle]

So you were drug you through what, an infant child?

[Donnie]

I was a young toddler, but at least caught around my ankle or some. We were walking. We were walking Cheevers in there to pile wood and I don't know.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Donnie]

This is so funny. You could have been skunked. I've never been skunked.

[Brandon]

I've been skunked.

[Donnie]

See?

[Dana]

Wait, what? Where did that come from?

[Mark]

Why did you bring up.

[Donnie]

Yeah, I don't know. It's the first thing that came to my mind is a bad. Worse than pile of wood is being skunked.

[Mark]

Yeah, but you brought up the pile of wood, dude.

[Donnie]

I don't know where he's saying I'm lost.

[T.J.]

There it is again.

[Brandon]

Wait, so let me, let me read. Did you move?

[Donnie]

Were you like four, something like that? Yeah. I could check the records, but I don't know for sure.

[Mark]

You don't time out, check the record. You don't know when you moved?

[Donnie]

I mean I was so young. You don't know ever? You don't know the date of the year.

[Mark]

Right.

[Donnie]

But do you, you know generally between.

[Mark]

Did you ever go to pre K?

[Donnie]

No, no, no. It was after his kindergarten was in French, so it was here. So it was before kindergarten.

[Mark]

Okay.

[Donnie]

Whatever that is.

[Mark]

Not here though.

[Donnie]

Not.

[Kyle]

No, no.

[Donnie]

Chicago. I never lived in as a child.

[Mark]

Right. Minnesota, right? Yeah.

[Donnie]

Went to a Montessori school. That's gifted.

[Mark]

Well, that's just rich.

[Donnie]

No, Nelson was my teacher. Guy from. Oh, Nelson from Bangladesh.

[Mark]

Oh.

[Kyle]

So it was not.

[Donnie]

He taught me about how to use a hot car. If a car is ever too hot in the radiator, use a magnet you stick in. I think I told you guys this

[Dana]

on the egg, but your Montessori teacher

[Mark]

when you were four.

[Brandon]

Is Montessori gifted or rich? Or is it just like a school that doesn't have any curriculum?

[Kyle]

That's what it is.

[Brandon]

I think that's what it is. Everything's beige wood let the kids that what it is?

[Mark]

Yes, my son is everything's puzzles. Right.

[Brandon]

It's like you build your own curriculum.

[Donnie]

I think you choose your own adventure. Yeah, yeah. It's dining off menu, child centered, self

[Mark]

paced learning method focused on hands on exploration, independence rather than standardized.

[Brandon]

So did you like have like final exams or.

[Donnie]

Oh no.

[Brandon]

So what was what, what did you have to do to pass.

[Donnie]

Not put a rock in your ear and go to the er.

[T.J.]

That's.

[Brandon]

Did you do that?

[Donnie]

Yeah, that happened.

[Brandon]

So you failed a grade because of that?

[Nick]

We had to hold you back.

[Brandon]

You were so close.

[Nick]

Oh.

[Brandon]

Oh, man.

[Mark]

So how long did you go to that school?

[Donnie]

Not long. Because I went to French Normal School. That was that. I think they tried that. And go. It's not working. Was. Try French. And French duck.

[Mark]

Okay.

[Nick]

I used to eat rocks.

[Mark]

See?

[Nick]

Yeah, it happens.

[Donnie]

It does.

[Nick]

I wouldn't stick it in my ear, but I would eat them.

[Mark]

Well, that's worse.

[Donnie]

That's another vesicle. That's another print.

[Nick]

It's a vesicle.

[Mark]

Yeah. Those aren't words.

[Donnie]

What's a whole word for hole that starts with V? There's one there.

[Nick]

Vessel.

[Donnie]

Yeah, That's a ship.

[Mark]

That's.

[Brandon]

That's the opposite of a hole.

[Nick]

It's a vessel for.

[Mark]

Yeah, well, vesicle is not a word.

[Donnie]

It'll come.

[Dana]

I think.

[Brandon]

Vesticula.

[Nick]

Vestibule.

[Donnie]

Vestibule. That's like a.

[Brandon]

That's a church thing.

[Donnie]

Close to an atrium.

[Nick]

Yep.

[Mark]

You ever been to a grotto?

[Donnie]

Excuse me? A grotto? What is that, Italian?

[Brandon]

I guess.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I haven't a cave with or lake in it or a palm.

[Donnie]

We should do that as a trip for you and me or something. If you want.

[Mark]

Yeah, sure. I'd love.

[Donnie]

Oh, I gotta come fish your pond too.

[Nick]

Tell me it was Argentina.

[Dana]

Thou's going crazy.

[Nick]

That was it. Argentina.

[Dana]

What happens?

[Donnie]

Egypt was up two, nothing in the 70th. Argentina scored three.

[Mark]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon]

King's Cup. They just scored in the 92nd.

[Donnie]

No, they're up three, two.

[Mark]

Oh, wow.

[Nick]

I'm sorry. To my Egyptian brothers. You had a great tournament.

[Donnie]

Aren't you Egyptian? Yeah, that's what your dad got. Hit with a shoe or something.

[Nick]

Monkey st.

[Mark]

It was George Bush. That was George.

[T.J.]

Oh, no.

[Nick]

Z. Is it confirmed? Tell me it's confirmed.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Mark]

I can't believe this. This is crazy. 3, 2, let's go.

[Brandon]

They were up 2 nil.

[Mark]

Did a third got overturned, right?

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Mark]

So they.

[Donnie]

So Egypt had a goal that was

[Mark]

ruled off because they found a guy in the. In the build up. But Argentina and the 79th, the 83rd. And the 93rd minute.

[T.J.]

Z. You tweeted Bye bye Leo. What does that mean?

[Mark]

That was when. That was when they were up 2 nil.

[Donnie]

2 nil in the 70th.

[Brandon]

Wait, are you not a messy guy?

[Kyle]

I'm.

[Donnie]

I'm an Arsenal guy. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, okay.

[T.J.]

I'm an Arsenal.

[Mark]

Guy. You also said you're a Ronaldo guy.

[Nick]

It.

[T.J.]

It depends.

[Mark]

If I'm talking to a messy guy, I'm a Ronaldo guy. If I'm talking to a Ronaldo guy, I'm a messy guy. So you're not a guy.

[Donnie]

I'm an Arsenal guy.

[Mark]

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[Ebo]

Okay,

[Brandon]

Chef. Have you reached out to the mime?

[Donnie]

No, but I'm reading the prep sheet for the first time. It was. I brought it up with a. It was on here.

[Brandon]

What?

[Donnie]

It says, ask Donnie about the boat captain. So you guys were. You guys wanted them. Oh, how the You. Wait, wait.

[Brandon]

Who wrote the prep sheet?

[Donnie]

How'd you guys know that?

[Mark]

We don't do the prep sheet.

[Donnie]

Who knew this?

[Brandon]

We don't do the prep.

[Kyle]

Ask chef.

[Mark]

Does the prep.

[Kyle]

Super hot female boat has to be Evo. Ig. Oh, you only got her ig?

[T.J.]

Yeah. How did they.

[Donnie]

I got her.

[T.J.]

How did they learn about that, though?

[Kyle]

Got her.

[T.J.]

What?

[Donnie]

I mean, it has to be from Evo, but that's fine. Evil and I are good. Shirt off my back.

[Mark]

Wow. It says that's a super hot.

[Brandon]

Was she super hot?

[Donnie]

Yeah, man. Yeah, she's okay.

[Mark]

Did you ever see.

[Donnie]

That's the mime that's.

[Nick]

You think she would care for if. If we put her mime Instagram up?

[Donnie]

Is there a way to do that? Can I send you the video without showing like.

[Nick]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ebo]

Screen recording.

[Mark]

Crop it. Let me ask you this. Do you think she wants to be known as a super hot boat captain or a mime?

[Donnie]

Because probably a boat captain.

[Brandon]

What is she more proud of?

[Donnie]

I don't know. I.

[Nick]

Why don't you text her and ask if she wants to.

[Mark]

Which one do you want to go out with? The boat captain part or the mime part?

[Donnie]

Boat captain.

[Mark]

Okay, so you. You. Okay.

[Donnie]

I'm not anti mime, though. What's.

[T.J.]

How did you get her number again?

[Donnie]

From her boat.

[T.J.]

Oh, it's just on the side of her boat.

[Donnie]

I snow. I swam up to her and asked for her information.

[Mark]

Does she tell you the number or. She entered in. She put it in and that'd be mine.

[T.J.]

And then. You didn't follow up?

[Donnie]

I did follow up. Oh, you texted her.

[T.J.]

You do her.

[Donnie]

See, Mark, that's impolite.

[Mark]

That's not.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Donnie]

Very rude. No.

[T.J.]

Hey, you did her.

[Donnie]

Finish the ads, please.

[Mark]

I think we have five more and two and an hour left.

[T.J.]

You do sex with her?

[Donnie]

No, Mark, this is. This is not appropriate for me.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God, Donnie.

[Donnie]

Oh, no, no, no, no.

[Brandon]

Have you whatsapped her and called Dante gay?

[Nick]

No.

[Donnie]

Works every time Nikki smokes. Did you guys already talk about that? About Nikki smokes leaving his socks on?

[Mark]

No, no, we have not talked about that.

[Donnie]

Oh, well, I'm sorry.

[Mark]

Smoke. Sorry.

[Donnie]

Well, I'm in the. Hey, don't do this to me. I'm trying to save myself. All right, we're good. All right. So anyway, what else?

[Nick]

Leave the socks on during sex. That's not the. That's not crazy.

[T.J.]

I mean, you already said.

[Mark]

You last brought it up.

[T.J.]

Yeah, you already said what he did

[Mark]

so to get away from the super hot boat captain, you.

[Donnie]

Well, I'm proud. I mean, he became Mexican, so that's good for him.

[Kyle]

I didn't.

[Mark]

Oh, I don't think that's that bad.

[Donnie]

Okay, that's just me then. It's fine.

[Mark]

You really studied that picture, huh?

[Donnie]

I mean, this is the first thing I noticed was socks.

[T.J.]

Dude, the dude's feet.

[Donnie]

Well, they hard to tell.

[T.J.]

Yeah, it was straight to the dude.

[Brandon]

What the.

[Donnie]

I mean, that foot could be a dude on the.

[T.J.]

Followed his leg all the way up

[Donnie]

to see the top. No, I said, why is that person missing feet? Because they blend in and they go. Those are socks. It looks like it could be a wheelchair. Whatever.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Right

[Donnie]

now we're laughing. All right, don't you guys have soccer to football and to watch what we

[Mark]

do a show here?

[Donnie]

Not you guys. I'm talking to Smokes.

[Mark]

Well, you're the one that brought smokes up.

[Brandon]

I know.

[Donnie]

I'm. I'm in a blender right now. What do you want me to do?

[Mark]

It's not even that.

[Brandon]

You brought this up completely independently.

[Mark]

We were just asking you about a super hot boat camp.

[Brandon]

Oh, you were deflecting.

[T.J.]

Yeah, you were deflecting because you had sex with the mime.

[Donnie]

I didn't. I didn't deflect. I didn't do that either. Oh, I did. I actually didn't.

[Brandon]

Did you. Did you pretend to put a condom on in front of her?

[Donnie]

I didn't see her after the first interaction. I. I didn't see her after the boat. I did not see her post.

[Mark]

How hot was super hot?

[Donnie]

Hot enough for me to swim up through a boat.

[Brandon]

Did you approach her in French?

[Ebo]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

What's sick? That is sick.

[T.J.]

What did you.

[Mark]

What?

[Donnie]

She was cleaning.

[Mark]

What were the first words you said?

[Donnie]

Bonjour. In French, you always say bonjour. You get to. You greet somebody, hello.

[Brandon]

And then you said,

[Donnie]

you have his own dead. I'm very good at cleaning if you need help. And she laughed, and I said, what are you doing? Chatted. I said, where are you from in France?

[Brandon]

You're kind of the man.

[Nick]

Did she speak English?

[Donnie]

No. She's responding French.

[Nick]

But did you ever go back and forth just French? So I have cousins that do that. They go from Spanish to English.

[Donnie]

Oh, the French. Prefer the French, dude. They.

[T.J.]

She.

[Donnie]

I'm sure she speaks English fine, but they prefer to speak French. They're very pretty. Don't really like speaking English, so they don't have to.

[Ebo]

Was she.

[Brandon]

Did she like that you were American?

[Donnie]

She like. I think she. I don't know. French usually don't like Americans, but if you speak French, they do. They like you. I think it's a rare thing. It's like a yu. Gi. Oh, it's like exodia.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Donnie]

Like a French.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I get that.

[Donnie]

An American that speaks French fluently is very like exodia. So it's like a zoo animal, put it that way. It's like a fun parrot or something.

[T.J.]

It's like. It's like the polar bear on the island of Lost.

[Donnie]

Sure.

[Mark]

Danny.

[Ebo]

Yes, Brandon.

[Mark]

You tell me about Vegas.

[Ebo]

Yes. We need to get There soon. The only thing that can make watching these soccer games better is if we were poolside in Vegas. Hopefully we have a trip coming up there very shortly. By the time the big games are over. Zah, I know you're down right now, but you have to admit this would be a lot better.

[Donnie]

The best place, bro.

[Ebo]

Chilling in the water on the big screen.

[Donnie]

No better place to watch this.

[Mark]

These games, man.

[Ebo]

Is anyone trying to. Does anyone make, like, annual trips to Vegas?

[Brandon]

I would like to.

[Ebo]

I think we should start. Start doing that way more.

[Donnie]

I sure would do that. Yeah. That was a great weekend.

[Ebo]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Donnie]

Vegas.

[Mark]

Damn.

[Brandon]

I need to get there.

[Donnie]

Pack your bags, man. Bon voyage.

[Ebo]

Always something to do out there.

[Kyle]

Have you been to Africa, Donnie?

[Donnie]

I've been to Z. Z. I went, Whoa. I've been to Z's house. I've been to Africa with Zah.

[Kyle]

Formerly Rhodesia.

[Donnie]

I meant to say I've been to Zimbabwe with Zoba. I forgot the Zimbabwe part. I just had. I've been this. I've been to Zimbabwe with Aza. And it was unbelievable. I would love to go back. We spent, like, what, two and a half, three weeks there. Yeah, it was incredible.

[Kyle]

Where else would you go?

[Donnie]

Zimbabwe. I would. I want to go back there. There's a lot.

[Brandon]

I would like Madagascar.

[Donnie]

Madagascar would be cool. I probably avoid, like, the, you know, child soldier area, but. I don't know. Egypt would be cool. Morocco looks nice. Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

Casablanca.

[Donnie]

Casablanca.

[Nick]

Never been to Egypt? No. Me and you should go. Why don't you? I've never been, dude.

[Donnie]

Egypt.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I heard Cairo's kind of tough.

[Nick]

What does that mean?

[Brandon]

It's kind of just dense sprawl.

[Donnie]

Kevin went there. If he. And he doesn't talk much. If he can go, we could be.

[Dana]

We'd be.

[Nick]

Who's Kevin?

[Donnie]

Is that your brother? Brother?

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

If Kevin can go, we'd be fine.

[T.J.]

He doesn't.

[Brandon]

Is that the rule?

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Why is.

[Donnie]

He does that talk?

[T.J.]

What does that mean? He doesn't talk.

[Brandon]

Cairo's not a place for shy boys.

[Donnie]

Yeah. If a shy boy can get around, I think Danny and I'd be fine.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

All right.

[Nick]

Should we shoot a video in Egypt?

[Donnie]

Yeah, let's. I would love to.

[Nick]

I want to go to the pyramids, though, say.

[Donnie]

Well, obviously.

[Brandon]

Imagine going to Egypt and just being like, yeah, we want to go.

[Nick]

Wait, but one guy that climbed up there. No, you should do that.

[Brandon]

I don't watch kill you.

[Donnie]

Highly illegal.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah, but there's someone who did it. And then you like Skydove off of it.

[Donnie]

Oh, that was a red. I think that was a Red Bull video. And then they had permission to do.

[Nick]

Yeah, we can find permission.

[T.J.]

Donnie, that's never stopped you before.

[Donnie]

I'm stopping the law breaking. I've stopped.

[Brandon]

Were you jealous of the couple that proposed on the top of the Empire State Building?

[Mark]

Yeah, that was pretty sad.

[Donnie]

Yeah, that was pretty cool. Not gonna lie. They're. I thought they were friends at first.

[Brandon]

That's a French ass movie.

[Donnie]

French thing. I'm pretty sure they're Russian, which is the next closest thing.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

In that community of urban. I'm surprised they were able to do it in broad daylight. Usually those things are hard to like. You have to. I think they scoped it out for months.

[T.J.]

Did they climb the whole building or did they go to, like, the top?

[Donnie]

They went to the top, found a hatch, picked a lock, then got up there. Pretty impressive. But girls are rocket too.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

She was so hot. But enough with the fanfare. It's like, you know what? Do it. And don't tell anyone about it.

[Nick]

5 million views.

[Kyle]

Don't.

[Brandon]

That's worth the amount of views. That should be a lot more.

[Donnie]

That's probably just on that. That's probably more across platforms.

[Brandon]

They're like, pretty famous.

[Donnie]

Yeah. They do this a lot. Yeah, it's like their thing. They have a movie. Like, they'll get. They'll get out of that. They'll. They're already out the charges. Yeah. I mean, they're on bail, but yeah, they will be. They'll just have to pay a big fine, probably. But no, I mean, I like. It's cool. I respect it. But I respect more that there's a guy called Drift. There's photographers that will do the same thing. And they won't do it. They won't live stream it in the moment. They'll do it. They'll take sick pictures or a video, climb down and then post it months later and not get in trouble and not, you know.

[Brandon]

What's it called?

[Nick]

Urban.

[Donnie]

Urban exploring.

[Brandon]

No, but is there a specific guy that you like?

[Donnie]

Oh, Drift. Yeah, his name is Drift. I don't know anything about him. Oh, who's the Russian guy? I love, dude.

[Mark]

Hold on.

[Donnie]

There's a lot of these guys, and these guys are like, you know, I

[Kyle]

think Douglas Pitt does things like that.

[Donnie]

Yeah, There's a whole YouTuber that does it all. Like Doug Pitt. I don't know Doug.

[Kyle]

Brad's brother.

[Donnie]

Really?

[Kyle]

Yeah. He looks like Zach Braff.

[Brandon]

Brad's brother looks like Zach.

[Kyle]

He climbs Things.

[Donnie]

And Dog Pit is a cool name. It's like if the past tense.

[Brandon]

I think it's just a sentence.

[Nick]

Yeah, it is.

[Donnie]

He looks like a Brad.

[Mark]

What?

[Brandon]

He kind of looks like David Duchovny.

[Kyle]

He looks like everyone.

[Donnie]

Yeah, he does.

[Dana]

He looks like.

[Donnie]

He looks like Moneyball.

[Kyle]

Brad Pitt official Doug Pit.

[T.J.]

He's Zach. Brad.

[Nick]

What an Instagram.

[Brandon]

Kyle, is this you? Doug? I'm not falling for Doug Pitt. I'm not.

[Donnie]

You had me.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

That was good. That was good.

[Kyle]

But he's the man.

[Brandon]

Doug Pitt. Doug.

[Donnie]

How did you get all these comments on it? That's in depth.

[Kyle]

It is.

[Donnie]

Wait, you did. You made this a year 818 weeks ago. There's no way. Have you used Dog Pit. Have you been waiting to use Doug Pitt?

[Kyle]

Yeah, I just couldn't.

[Donnie]

I don't know what to believe.

[Brandon]

And that's how you wasted two years.

[Kyle]

Douglas Pitt. I was waiting forever for someone to bring up Brad Pitt. And you guys just don't talk about Never do it.

[Donnie]

But he was just in the World cup with Edward Norton. Yeah, you guys could have brought that up.

[Brandon]

And nervous.

[Nick]

Donnie, you think about how Douglas Pit is technically a pit. That's not Doug.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Kyle]

It's just round both of his name.

[Nick]

But then Doug Pitt is a pit. That is Doug.

[Brandon]

That's insane.

[Nick]

I know.

[Donnie]

Dog, what's your last name? Where's our dog?

[Brandon]

He's.

[Donnie]

If he has something cool that he could be digging. I just saw him in the dog trench. Yeah.

[Nick]

Doug Hole.

[Donnie]

Doug Canal. Dog it.

[Brandon]

Wow. His last name. Is it

[Dana]

Douglas? It's.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

My last name.

[Dana]

Is it.

[Donnie]

Okay, well, it's good Doug humor. Anything else?

[Brandon]

You're doing a damn good job hosting.

[Mark]

Yeah. You're in charge, man.

[Brandon]

All right, Doug Humor is done.

[Mark]

I'm gonna go back through the prep sheet, see if you see anything you like. Just. That's the ads. That's the purpose.

[Donnie]

Oh, it's all in one. It's all in one sheet.

[Brandon]

Kyle, have you thought about reverting to your mother's maiden name so you could be Kyle Savage?

[Mark]

Jesus Christ.

[Kyle]

That's so good.

[Brandon]

Because, like, Erling Holland added his mom's maiden name to his jersey.

[Kyle]

What is that?

[Brandon]

Like, what's his. What's wrong?

[T.J.]

Or something?

[Brandon]

Yeah. Brought. How. How Holland.

[Kyle]

I wonder why Savages, like. I don't know. It's a. Probably a rare last name.

[Mark]

It's incredible. Last name.

[Donnie]

Adam Savage.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

Jamie Heineman.

[Ebo]

Ben Savage.

[T.J.]

His last name is Heineman. Yeah, that's right.

[Mark]

We're talking about Savage.

[Donnie]

All the Mythbusters.

[T.J.]

Yeah, but they're the last names.

[Brandon]

Which one passed away?

[Donnie]

The Asian. Grantham.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

Rest in peace. Damn shame.

[Nick]

Pat Savage.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah. Oh, not too rare.

[T.J.]

Randy.

[Mark]

Macho man.

[Brandon]

Randy Savage.

[Donnie]

It's a cool last name, though.

[Brandon]

You should be Savage Bauer. Or maybe your firstborn.

[Donnie]

Savage Bauer would be a good middle name.

[Dana]

Yep.

[Kyle]

Tom gm.

[Mark]

Well, that's the last.

[Donnie]

I'm saying for a Savage would be a good middle name for a child of his. Then he can have X. Savage Bauer.

[T.J.]

X is a first name.

[Mark]

That's so weird.

[Donnie]

X is a placeholder. X is a placeholder. Come on, Mark.

[Mark]

For the next. To the next kid.

[Brandon]

Placeholder. Savage Bow.

[Donnie]

That's a common placeholder for a word.

[T.J.]

X. Yeah. Ex placeholder. Savage Bower.

[Ebo]

Twitter. Twitter. Savage Bower.

[Brandon]

Twitter Savage.

[Donnie]

I mean, we want to talk names. We've already done this.

[Brandon]

We talk names.

[Mark]

Sure, let's talk names.

[Donnie]

No, we done baby names. We did this.

[Brandon]

You're Electron.

[Donnie]

Yes. That's where Electron came in.

[Mark]

I have a Savage question. How many people you think get eaten by other people per year?

[Donnie]

Oh, real savage question.

[Nick]

Oh, I mean, like, dead or alive.

[Brandon]

I bet you it's like, 10.

[Mark]

What?

[Donnie]

More than you think.

[Mark]

What was your question?

[Brandon]

Like, they eat them alive.

[Ebo]

How many?

[Donnie]

Because there could be.

[Nick]

Yeah, I don't know what I meant.

[Mark]

I'm gonna say worldwide, 100 people get eaten by other people.

[T.J.]

There have been a lot.

[Brandon]

Like, don't you eat a lot of people?

[Mark]

We're talking.

[Donnie]

We're talking fork and knife.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Okay.

[Donnie]

It's less than you. It's less than you think. It's also very hard to track down the numbers.

[Kyle]

There's no one.

[Donnie]

No one's doing that.

[Brandon]

It you up right?

[Kyle]

Doesn't it do a.

[Brandon]

Isn't there, like, a. Yeah, but that

[Donnie]

tribe doesn't even do it anymore. That tribe I saw. I watched that bird is. There's, like, one guy that has, like, a grandfather that was part of the cannibal tribe, and now he's dying. I think they've died off. It's very hard to find.

[Brandon]

Google says estimates suggest fewer than a dozen incidents globally per year.

[Ebo]

Yeah, that we know.

[Donnie]

I mean, who's doing that census?

[Ebo]

Who's.

[Donnie]

Who's saying, yeah.

[Brandon]

And who's saying yeah, I've done it.

[Dana]

Do you think if we were delicious, it would happen more like, we're just probably not tasty.

[Brandon]

Oh, I don't know.

[Dana]

Like, if we tasted like bacon, would it happen more often?

[Brandon]

Like.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Ebo]

Are cannibals ever seasoning or spices to human? I don't think so.

[Donnie]

We're very lean, most of us, but as a species, we're very lean.

[T.J.]

There's a cannibal. Colorado had a cannibal who's, like, kind

[Brandon]

of a cult hero, and they like.

[T.J.]

It's like a weird. Like the. The CU Boulder cafeteria is named after a cannibal because they thought it'd be, like, funny to name it after ethical cannibal. He's, like, not a good guy.

[Donnie]

Was he a donor school?

[T.J.]

No, they just thought it'd be funny. Yeah. Alfred Packer.

[Donnie]

That's a good.

[Mark]

He's a cannibal, but he helps our nil program.

[Kyle]

But he has a good reputation.

[T.J.]

No, I. It's like. It's like when Peyton Hillis was on the Madden cover.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

Or Chan. And when they sent Pitbull to Alaska Walmart.

[Donnie]

I mean, that's.

[T.J.]

I think they were, like, trying to

[Kyle]

name a good example.

[T.J.]

They were trying to name their ironic cafeteria, and they're like, wouldn't it be funny if we just named it after this cannibal that existed?

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's because he eats bold for, like, a university.

[Donnie]

Pretty old for a cannibal.

[Mark]

Isn't voluntary.

[Dana]

That's all.

[Donnie]

That looks sick.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

Oh, I don't know if you're a musical guy like me.

[Mark]

Oh, Trey Parker.

[T.J.]

Trey Parker? Yeah.

[Mark]

Huh.

[Donnie]

What's his name? Alfred Packer.

[T.J.]

Alfred Packer? Yeah.

[Brandon]

Alfred Greiner Pack.

[Donnie]

Any relation to Hewlett Packer, you think?

[Brandon]

Oh, that's a good question.

[Mark]

That's not a good question. No, it's not.

[Brandon]

It's not two people's last names.

[Mark]

That's Packard, is it not?

[Nick]

I think it is.

[Ebo]

It is.

[Mark]

Right. So that's a completely different name.

[Donnie]

Sue me. Sorry.

[Brandon]

We're trying.

[Donnie]

I've always thought it was Hewlett Packer. What is that? A computer, printers, electronics, fax machine?

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

Were you big fax. You're a big fax machine.

[Mark]

You can't really say. I was a big fax machine guy.

[Nick]

He said, fax machine.

[Brandon]

Big cat is in big trouble because you are segwaying your.

[Donnie]

You.

[T.J.]

Are you a big fax machine?

[Brandon]

The big fax machine.

[T.J.]

You a big fax machine?

[Mark]

You know, whenever I had to send off official documents, I would. I would fax, but there was never.

[Brandon]

The NFL's still using fax machines.

[Mark]

Right.

[Donnie]

I've never seen college football was using

[Mark]

them until, like, two years ago.

[Brandon]

Well, wasn't there, like, a fax that went too late and a player didn't get traded.

[Mark]

I don't know.

[Donnie]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Elmis, Elvis, Baltimore, Raven.

[Donnie]

It seems like faster than sending an email or just as fast to be honest.

[Mark]

No, no.

[Donnie]

Because hear me out. Hear me out, hear me out.

[T.J.]

No way.

[Donnie]

That's true if you're sitting at your desk. That's the only reason I've never seen it. But I just watched the Michael Jackson movie half of it and I saw the. When he gets a fax from Michael's a new agent that he's firing his father. Yeah, I thought if you're in your. And if you're in your room, you're not going to hear your emails. You're not. But you're right.

[Mark]

But it comes through faster.

[Donnie]

But you hear the fax machine so you know right away. An email you might miss all.

[Mark]

But a fax machine goes through a phone line that has to print.

[Donnie]

Right.

[Brandon]

But you're hearing the printer see it right away.

[Donnie]

Email you might not check until 5pm it's too late.

[Mark]

But you get the email quicker.

[Donnie]

But you'll see the facts first.

[Ebo]

Not really. Like you have to be in the same room.

[Donnie]

You could.

[Ebo]

There's a fax machine if you're at

[Nick]

it depends what devices original thesis was

[Mark]

the facts is faster.

[T.J.]

What if you're not in. What if you're outside of your house?

[Donnie]

Well, you shouldn't be on a business day. So you should be at work in your office. And if you're in your office, maybe you're putting or doing something else. And then you hear the facts go off.

[Mark]

You put in your office.

[Donnie]

I'm thinking of like rich guy things to do in their office. They're probably putting something in the family. Not going to hear your email. You're going to hear.

[Brandon]

Did you have an office?

[Mark]

A lot of people have a ding

[Donnie]

on their email office in my house. No, we had a dusty basement.

[Mark]

Why was it dusty?

[Donnie]

I don't know. Clean that up.

[Brandon]

That's a good name too. Wait, what would you have the office dug? Pit and dust basement.

[Donnie]

Yeah. Added wood paneling. You could rip the wood off the wall. Used as a race car track for RC cars.

[Brandon]

Nice.

[Nick]

Yep.

[Kyle]

Yep.

[Brandon]

What?

[T.J.]

What was that?

[Mark]

What was that?

[Brandon]

You knew England boys are different.

[T.J.]

Yep, that's right. It's exactly what you do with the wood paneling.

[Brandon]

Been saying,

[Mark]

huh?

[Nick]

What else, Donnie?

[Donnie]

I don't know, Dana. What are you thinking?

[Nick]

Give me. Give me a segue.

[Donnie]

Oh well, literal segue. You ever been one of those dangerous.

[Nick]

No, I haven't, chef.

[Brandon]

Did you see the cities they designed to be built around Segway? No, the plan for Segway was for it to be the new walking. And they had city planned for just Segways.

[Donnie]

Show of hands. Who's ever been on one? I've never seen one of those in use.

[Brandon]

Besides, I've never.

[Dana]

I remember when they first came out, it was on every news station. Like, this is about to change everyone's life lives. They were announcing it like it was the. Like the next big thing.

[Ebo]

Didn't they recently go out of business?

[Mark]

Well, cops bought them up. Like cops. Cops had them.

[Brandon]

The creator died on one.

[Kyle]

Yeah, off a cliff.

[Dana]

Rich, rich people would play polo on them.

[Mark]

Why is that so funny?

[Donnie]

That's funny.

[Nick]

Oh, Don, you know what I found out today? What's that? The Six Flags guy is not old.

[Brandon]

It's costume. Right.

[Nick]

29.

[Brandon]

Well, no, he's old.

[Donnie]

The guy that invented Six Flags is

[Nick]

only the old dude in the commercials.

[Mark]

Do you think the guy that invented six flags is only 29?

[Donnie]

Well, that's why I was shocked.

[Mark]

Be possible Six Flags been around forever.

[Donnie]

That's why I was shocked. I only know it as Valley Fair because we didn't have Six Flags where I'm from. We had Valley of Heron.

[Mark]

So that's not Six Flags in October.

[Donnie]

It was Valley. Valley scare. It was very fun.

[Mark]

But you can't know Six Flags is Valley Fair because they're not the same thing.

[Brandon]

What did you like about Valley Fair diff? We're done with Six Flags.

[Mark]

What?

[Donnie]

Six Flags. I only knew about the idea, the concept of six flags. And I was never lived close enough to one. See, I've never.

[Nick]

29.

[Donnie]

This guy's new to. I've never seen this guy.

[Nick]

He's not really old.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it looks like a costume.

[Ebo]

Why couldn't they just use an old guy?

[Nick]

That's right. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Because he's moving like that.

[Donnie]

I mean, that crazy. That's good for him. So he got an acting gig early.

[Brandon]

Oh, my. Wait. Rest in peace.

[Nick]

He's not dead. He's just. He does. They don't use him anymore.

[Donnie]

No, I just found out was dead. Speaking of dead guys. Keenan Cahill's dead.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

Didn't realize.

[T.J.]

Yeah, the.

[Brandon]

The lip sync.

[Donnie]

Kiki Beaner. Beaner. Kiki is his name.

[Brandon]

Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. When 50 Cent came in, surprise.

[Donnie]

Oh, you can say that's his last name. Kiki Beaner.

[Kyle]

Who are you talking to?

[Donnie]

Keenan Cahill. The people. I don't know anyone out there. Who's the YouTube boy resting him and Dusty. Dusty Streets that guy's dead.

[Ebo]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

Yeah, he's dead.

[Mark]

What the. Has happened?

[Kyle]

I love it.

[Mark]

Oh, wait.

[Brandon]

Who's Dusty?

[Kyle]

Wait is. Who's that?

[Ebo]

He's one of the OG.

[Brandon]

Remember when 50 Cent came into his room?

[T.J.]

What words are they saying?

[Kyle]

He covered David Guetta.

[Ebo]

No, it was a numa. Numa.

[Brandon]

He covered all of them.

[Donnie]

He was on Chelsea lately. At night. He was on Ellen. He was on it. He was. He was the girl, the. The bell of the bowl.

[Mark]

You acted like those shows everybody was watching.

[Brandon]

Well, you're watching a lot of Chelsea lately.

[Donnie]

He was with 50 cent. 61 million.

[Brandon]

There we go. Thank you, David.

[Kyle]

Gotta. Yeah.

[Mark]

He's dead.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Donnie]

Yeah, I think he had whatever Al. Al Roker had or not. Al Roker.

[Brandon]

Diarrhea in the White House.

[Mark]

Al Roker.

[Brandon]

Al Roker himself in the White House.

[Mark]

Wait, yeah, but what.

[Nick]

How does that translate to

[T.J.]

him?

[Donnie]

And. But Dusty Streets recently passed up.

[Brandon]

Who's Dusty Street?

[Donnie]

Is Dusty Streets famous radio DJ series.

[T.J.]

Who's the other guy? What was the other name you said he went by?

[Donnie]

Keena Cahill. His username on YouTube was Beaner Kiki.

[Mark]

There you go.

[Donnie]

Or Kiki Beaner. One of the other. One of the other. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I might be correct.

[Mark]

I don't know that I could.

[Brandon]

I have no place to correct you right now.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

Any other dead YouTubers?

[T.J.]

Oh, man.

[Kyle]

Probably plenty.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Probably a lot.

[Donnie]

That's YouTube 1.0, though.

[Brandon]

That was early on.

[Donnie]

Philip DeFranco. Nice Peter.

[Brandon]

Fred.

[Donnie]

Battles of history.

[Brandon]

Fred, who was a nice Peter?

[Donnie]

Nice Peter was Epic battles, rap battles of his.

[Brandon]

Oh, okay. How was your Peter?

[Donnie]

Peter. Tell you what. Peter and I are at Peter People. We're not doing well. I asked him to water all my plants while I'm gone. Half of them are dead. And the orchids. I said, whatever you do, don't water the orchids. Those are the only ones. You water the orchids. You can water like, once a week. You put an ice cube on the orchid. You don't want to over. And orchids. I have to make them come back to life.

[Nick]

You know, orchids are nice, dude.

[Donnie]

They were tough. Jack gave. My other roommate gave me them as a gift.

[Brandon]

Wait, you're.

[Mark]

Let's.

[Donnie]

Let's relax. It's a normal thing to do.

[Mark]

Jack and Peter give your boys flowers as gifts.

[Donnie]

He got them at a show or something and he goes, do you want these orchids? And I said, I'll take them.

[Brandon]

Your boy Jack went to a flower

[Mark]

show and bought you orchids and that's

[Donnie]

one more thing to do at a designer. He was doing a designer thing and.

[Brandon]

Oh, Wolf got you flowers.

[Donnie]

Wolf got me flowers.

[Brandon]

And you were probably bummed then.

[Donnie]

Yeah. So I'm trying to. I'm trying to revive the orchids. If there's any herbalists out there, let me know how to do it.

[Nick]

Orchids are another touch.

[Donnie]

That's the word I'm looking for. Arborist.

[Brandon]

Really hard to keep alive. Right. You have to have a real green plant doctors.

[Dana]

You can bring your plants in and they'll help you.

[Nick]

Really?

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

I might have to see that, but there's one down.

[Brandon]

My hydrangeas are going through hell. I'm on my third.

[Kyle]

You have some?

[Brandon]

Yeah, I can't keep them alive.

[Nick]

Did you plant them in the. In the yard?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Really?

[Brandon]

Yeah. I like doing.

[Donnie]

That's hard. Yeah. Fiddle fig. Fiddle figs are hard, too.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I don't know anything about those.

[Dana]

Are those temperamental?

[Brandon]

I'm just gonna have to go back to my half.

[Mark]

The words you're saying sound like anyone out there.

[Donnie]

I don't want to give away my secrets, but I'll keep this one to myself.

[Mark]

What secrets?

[Donnie]

For plants. If you're looking for plants, then you want to spend a ton of money where to get them.

[Brandon]

Are you going to steal them from a botanical garden?

[Donnie]

No, I don't steal. I'm not. That's. I mean, that's the cheapest way to do it, but I would never do that.

[Brandon]

No, it's your way.

[Donnie]

You go on Facebook Marketplace, you can get a lot of free people moving. We'll give away nice plans for free.

[Mark]

Not many people know about Facebook Marketplace.

[T.J.]

Your secret is Facebook Marketplace for plants.

[Brandon]

You're an estate sale guy, too, are you not?

[Donnie]

Yes.

[Brandon]

You got a bunch of Eames chairs.

[Donnie]

Not a bunch. I have. I have a couple Eames chairs.

[Brandon]

It's the greatest.

[Dana]

Brandon, you would love estate sales. Yeah, you should start going to them.

[Mark]

What? Me? Who do you think you're talking to? A guy I don't already go to.

[Brandon]

Yeah, Chef. You have two of those.

[Donnie]

Look at you. Don't look at these. Jesus Christ.

[T.J.]

Oh, my God.

[Donnie]

Come on, Nick.

[Mark]

Oh.

[Nick]

Why are they so expensive?

[Mark]

I should have been born in a dyna, man.

[Brandon]

Herman Miller is, like, very famous.

[Donnie]

That's also brand new. I didn't get my brand.

[Nick]

It's just a chair, though.

[Brandon]

It's a very famous furniture.

[Mark]

Well, two of those.

[Donnie]

No, I don't have two.

[T.J.]

That's crazy.

[Brandon]

He said he had two.

[Mark]

You have two.

[Donnie]

I don't have two of those chairs. No idea.

[Brandon]

Oh, you have other Eames sitting in these right now?

[Donnie]

Yeah, that. We have office chairs that are more than most people's chairs. No Eames, Herman Miller. Beautiful chairs. You know, back in the 70s, they made things right.

[Mark]

And is all your stuff nice?

[Donnie]

No, it's old.

[Mark]

That doesn't.

[Donnie]

I've collected stuff over years and years and years and years. I care about chairs.

[Mark]

We should go to an estate sale together.

[Donnie]

I would love to go to an estate sal together. That's where I get a lot of stuff. You know, you get things for cheap as hell. Cheap as fuck. So.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

Is that an expensive chair? On paper, yeah. Not when I got it. Could I resell it for more? Could I flip it, knock it, nip it, tuck it? Yeah, probably.

[Kyle]

Oh my God.

[Brandon]

You off of a week's rest?

[Dana]

Dangerous.

[Mark]

Watch this segue. Donnie, you know where you could buy a chair?

[Donnie]

At an ad.

[Brandon]

Come on, man.

[Donnie]

Close.

[Mark]

Just. Just read the top of the ad. That's all I want you to do. Just say the name of the company.

[T.J.]

Where is it?

[Mark]

At the fucking top of the sheet.

[Donnie]

Oh, Wayfair.

[Mark]

Give it back.

[Donnie]

Wayfair.

[Mark]

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[Nick]

Brandon, you got a little boy going in the league?

[Brandon]

Oh yeah. You both have little boys that are

[Mark]

going to go pro. So I was going to bring this up.

[Brandon]

You weren't going to bring it up.

[Mark]

No, but I put it on your Instagram. I, I have, I have a 10 year old neighbor who went down to Miami and he to one of these big, big AAU basketball tournaments and he gave him buckets and he's good. He's good at basketball.

[Dana]

This little kid's your neighbor?

[Mark]

My 10 year old neighbor.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Mark]

So I'm one upping Jay right now. I got video of my guy. Look at him. He's giving him buckets down in Miami. He's playing up 10, 11, 12 years old and, and yeah, Luke Wicklions, my neighbor.

[Donnie]

Yeah, he's got it.

[Kyle]

But who's making these highlight clips?

[Mark]

Oh, there's, there's, there's people out there

[Kyle]

that dolphins for 10 year olds.

[Mark]

I don't know, but it gets his name out there a little.

[Nick]

Luke Wickline.

[T.J.]

Yeah, Pressure on him.

[Mark]

Shout out to Luke.

[Brandon]

Is this a Mississippi neighbor or like.

[Mark]

Oh, no, he's a Chicago neighbor. Neighbor.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Mark]

He's a, he's a, he's an Antioch neighbor.

[T.J.]

I'll go to his next game.

[Mark]

No, he's just, you know, he's out there and he's out there these big tournaments every weekend, just, just killing it.

[Donnie]

So he's your rizzler?

[Mark]

No, he's my neighbor.

[Brandon]

Oh my God, he is.

[Mark]

He's my neighbor.

[T.J.]

If that free throw a big.

[Nick]

That is.

[Kyle]

That seems exceptional, right?

[Mark]

Yeah, he's pretty, he's pretty awesome.

[Kyle]

Have you seen him hoop?

[Mark]

So I heard that he was a little, little Hooper and he was good and I. He's been in my yard shooting a little bit and I was like, oh, wow, he's good. But I never knew he was doing that on the weekends. Just killing him in m. He's going coast to coast.

[Donnie]

What's his projected height?

[Mark]

You know, don't know.

[Donnie]

Talk to his position.

[Mark]

His dad's about 6 foot tall.

[Donnie]

Probably check his growth plates.

[T.J.]

How do they, how do they project that, Donnie?

[Donnie]

Growth plates. You can get X rays of your growth plates. They can tell how.

[Mark]

I haven't, I don't have.

[Donnie]

Your growth plates are all over the place.

[Brandon]

I've heard about, but I don't know

[Donnie]

where one plate, it's whether you got. I mean, your knee. They're in your joints. They're all over your joints.

[Brandon]

And then what happens to the plates when you're done growing? They close the pace?

[Donnie]

No, they just close.

[Kyle]

Oh, isn't it up? We stop growing as teen boys.

[Donnie]

Caffeine will do that. Too much caffeine at a young age will stunt your growth, they say. That's what happened to me. Could have been huge.

[Mark]

You're not big.

[Donnie]

I know, but it could have been bigger.

[Brandon]

What are you, 6ft tall?

[Mark]

There's no guarantee you were going to be bigger.

[Brandon]

When did you start having caffeine young,

[Donnie]

Cuban coffee at a young age. I got an affinity for it.

[Mark]

You're. You're six foot tall, £195.

[Donnie]

190. Yeah. Yeah. Perfectly fine. I'm.

[Ebo]

You know.

[Donnie]

But that's why.

[Mark]

But if you had never touched caffeine, you'd be six.

[Donnie]

Four, Maybe six. One or two. Maybe a couple inches.

[Mark]

I don't think caffeine knocked off 2 inches.

[Brandon]

Is Cuban coffee stronger than normal coffee?

[Donnie]

This is espresso with a ton of sugar.

[Kyle]

Wait, how young were you drinking that?

[Donnie]

I don't know. Four, five, six?

[Kyle]

Oh, my God. And what did that feel like?

[T.J.]

Awesome.

[Ebo]

Let's.

[Kyle]

Let's really play now.

[Nick]

Play hard.

[Kyle]

We're gonna play, boys, and we're not gonna stop.

[Nick]

No.

[Brandon]

You weren't taking no for an answer when it came to playtime.

[Donnie]

No, never. That's why I ripped the panels off the wall for the cars.

[Brandon]

Right?

[T.J.]

Yep.

[Donnie]

Would Nil ever creep into high school? Is that a thing? Because you'll.

[Mark]

Oh, yeah.

[Donnie]

Will you pay for that kid to.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you want that kid to go to Mississippi State?

[Mark]

You know, we can talk in eight years, but you know whose kid that is?

[Kyle]

No.

[Nick]

No.

[Kyle]

Art Wickline.

[Brandon]

No fucking way.

[Kyle]

Serious?

[Brandon]

You vacationed with that boy? Has that boy been on your boat?

[Mark]

The boy's been on my boat. Yeah.

[Nick]

Oh, no.

[Ebo]

With his dad.

[Kyle]

The locker room's gonna give him fits, huh?

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Mark]

No, no, no, no. That's.

[Brandon]

That's large.

[Mark]

That's arts. That's arts, boy. Shout out Art.

[Brandon]

Is Art big?

[Mark]

Yeah, he's six foot tall. Just six one or six. Two maybe. I don't know. Sturdy guy. He's a sturdy guy. He's big. All his appendages are average. Adult size, at least.

[Donnie]

You've seen Art naked?

[Mark]

No, but I can imagine.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Me and. Me and Art get along well.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Are you good at imagining size based off of.

[Mark]

I think so.

[Nick]

Build?

[Mark]

Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Anyway, shout out to Luke. Wow.

[Brandon]

So, wait, you really know that boy?

[Mark]

Me and. Me and. Me and Art are boys, but, man.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mark]

And. And Art came back. He was very proud of his son in Miami. They took him all the way down there. He's like, hey, could you post that? And I was like, yeah, man. I got you.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Brandon]

It caught me off guard. I was like, brandon just posted to this boy.

[Mark]

I. I know.

[Kyle]

That's cool.

[Mark]

I just did it on Instagram because I figured Twitter would be too mean.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

That's nice of you.

[Mark]

Yeah. Yep. So there you go. It's Arts boy. Shout out art.

[Brandon]

Big shout out art.

[T.J.]

That's nice.

[Brandon]

Brandon. Wait, is that the pizza man?

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Okay. Yeah, yeah, he's got everything going for him.

[Mark]

Yeah, that's the pizza air right there. That's the pizza prince.

[Brandon]

Oh, you went to Jim and Steve's?

[Mark]

I did. His new store.

[Brandon]

Were they cool when you walked back in?

[Mark]

Yeah, I stayed in there for two hours too. It was so big and so expansive and so beautiful and wonderful.

[Donnie]

Sounds like art.

[Mark]

I spent it.

[Brandon]

Art a Art ain't big. Art ain't big.

[Ebo]

He's beautiful.

[Mark]

Spend a couple hundred spend a couple couple hundred dollars in there. This is probably five times bigger than their, their former store.

[Brandon]

There's no former GameStop.

[Mark]

No, no, it's way bigger than that.

[Donnie]

I have a question because I haven't fallen. I'm not into the big. The card wave. It's clearly come back. But is this how it was when, like, as popular as when you were

[Mark]

a kid and when I was a kid, cards were gigantic. But then like after like 92, 93, they fell off hard for a while. Yeah, I think they really, really, really, really came back around Covid, but they were back multiple times. Really came back around Covid.

[Ebo]

They weren't popular with adults when you were growing up though.

[Mark]

No, they were.

[Brandon]

Oh, really?

[Kyle]

Did they add new inventory that caught your eye?

[Mark]

Yeah, they, they had some new stuff.

[Brandon]

Do you make any purchases?

[Mark]

I did. Well, I got something in the background of mostly sports today that I bought there yesterday.

[Donnie]

I thought you retired from Mantequin.

[Mark]

I, I, it was a soft retirement.

[Donnie]

Okay. It's like Mincy's sobriety.

[Mark]

Not like Mincy's anything.

[Brandon]

Never retired.

[Mark]

Not like mincing.

[T.J.]

Exactly. Like sobriety.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

No, Ethan are doing well.

[Dana]

How is he?

[Mark]

Has Mitzi started yet?

[Nick]

I don't know.

[Mark]

I know Ethan's doing well.

[Brandon]

Ethan, I don't understand how that works.

[Mark]

So I don't think they all, they don't all go off at the same time.

[Brandon]

Okay. I think it's like, so what's Mincy doing there?

[Mark]

I think he's waiting to start. He might have started already, but I know Ethan was starting before mincing.

[Dana]

Wait, an hour ago? He posted. He woke up late. Did he miss it?

[Mark]

Who?

[Ebo]

Mincy or.

[Brandon]

Mincy's kind of been trolling on Twitter.

[Dana]

Oh, I don't know what that means.

[Donnie]

Oh boy.

[Brandon]

Just woken up right now.

[Donnie]

It's about nine.

[Mark]

Oh, he just missed the World Cup.

[Dana]

Easter. That's it. Okay, okay.

[Brandon]

Pacific Time, not Western.

[Donnie]

And I have.

[Mark]

Did he say Western?

[Donnie]

Missed the 104 Games of World cup vacation on Argentina.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Kyle]

And Egypt.

[Mark]

I don't think he plays again till tomorrow.

[Brandon]

I am frankly, I'm devastated about it.

[Dana]

Look at the top of his hair there. It's like a, it's like a cloud.

[Donnie]

It's like the cotton candy elf or whatever.

[Kyle]

So what?

[Mark]

Oh, he's gonna rock a bucket hat though.

[Dana]

Yes, very fitting.

[Donnie]

Is he in the money yet?

[Mark]

No.

[Donnie]

That's 15 or 310 at some point. That level, that last level, you guys,

[Ebo]

how did Mincy scrounge up that 10k that he needed?

[Brandon]

That couldn't have been real, right?

[Mark]

No. M's got the money to, to do this. He, he's got backers, so he has

[Kyle]

225,000, which seems good. Yeah.

[Ebo]

Do the backers expect the money back from Iny or it kind of just like squid games for them?

[Mark]

I think it's. I don't know. Obviously if he wins, it comes right back to him. Right?

[Ebo]

Right. But I don't think they're expecting on today.

[Mark]

2 with 56. 4. So. So Ethan is, is in the 200 range and Mincy's at 56.

[Donnie]

He put Barsley, didn't put Ben Mince, he put Barstool. Mincy put his username.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

It gets them surviving throughout. If Mincy wins like a million dollars.

[Mark]

Yeah. Is he not profiting any of that? Oh, he'll profit some. Yeah. Okay. I'm sure there's percentages those guys are into him for. Gotcha.

[Donnie]

How far you have to make it to win any money?

[Brandon]

It's a good question. I think he made it.

[Mark]

He made, he got in the money last year.

[T.J.]

Did he?

[Mark]

I think he did Mincy.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Mark]

Yeah. I don't know how much money, but I think he got into the money.

[Donnie]

And how long is it total if you're there for like the beginning to.

[Mark]

It's a week. A week.

[Donnie]

Does the hotel pay for yours, put you up?

[Brandon]

Oh, I don't think so.

[Donnie]

Yeah. That can get expensive in Vegas.

[Dana]

And has Ethan still not got his money from the other poker tour?

[Brandon]

There's no chance.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Mark]

He blew that money. I mean.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you think so? You think he actually got it?

[T.J.]

Yeah, yeah.

[Donnie]

What? 30,000.

[Brandon]

But like, look.

[Dana]

What?

[Mark]

What?

[Ebo]

Yeah. On what?

[Brandon]

That's a guy that needs nothing.

[Mark]

Bucket hats.

[Brandon]

You think?

[Mark]

I don't know, but he, he blew the money.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah. Where's he at in terms of like employment?

[Mark]

Well, I think Dan gave him an ultimatum about a month or two ago said do something and he didn't do anything. This is the first something he's done, so. But if he go makes a big run here, maybe this is.

[Nick]

I love Ethan, man.

[Brandon]

Say.

[Nick]

Yeah, I'd love to see more Ethan.

[Brandon]

He's in charge of that, though.

[Nick]

I know.

[Donnie]

Ethan Allen is.

[Mark]

Is a person.

[Nick]

No, that's a shop.

[Dana]

Furniture, right?

[Donnie]

Furniture, yeah, but it's named after General in the what, The World War. Revolutionary War.

[Brandon]

There's a front. Really?

[Donnie]

Ethan Allen was a historical figure, but

[Dana]

that's the same Ethan Allen.

[Mark]

God damned. Yeah, I thought you were wrong on that one.

[Brandon]

What?

[Mark]

Oh, from Vermont.

[T.J.]

Just from Vermont.

[Donnie]

Two first names O Fanny Allen.

[T.J.]

Okay.

[Nick]

All right.

[T.J.]

No, busted.

[Nick]

No.

[Ebo]

Is that the nun from the conjuring?

[Brandon]

Not.

[Mark]

Oh, Fanny Allen bad dude. I think she's. She's handsome face.

[Ebo]

She's not going to you, Brandon.

[Mark]

You don't know.

[Ebo]

I do. She took an oath.

[Brandon]

Brandon could get her.

[Mark]

Yeah, I'll be walk.

[Nick]

You get her.

[Mark]

Oh, b. Walk.

[Ebo]

Did you have nuns in school growing up?

[Mark]

No. Not a lot of Catholic.

[Kyle]

Are you seeing these podcasting nuns? I don't. They might be evil, in my opinion.

[Brandon]

I fall asleep to an ASMR priest.

[Mark]

What?

[Kyle]

Oh, that. Yeah. Priest.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I fell asleep to him making holy water last night. Really good.

[Kyle]

That sounds good.

[Brandon]

He's an Indian and an Indian priest in maybe Brussels.

[Mark]

Oh, wow.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it's really relaxing.

[Mark]

Tell me more about the podcasting nuns.

[Kyle]

They're like, they keep going viral for, like, being really wholesome and being like.

[Donnie]

They play ultimate Frisbee.

[Kyle]

Do you like making cookies?

[Dana]

Yes, I do, Sister. For lunch, she tried to drive the speed limit, like, the whole time. So she gave up speeding? Yeah, she gave up speeding. And she's like, I want to, like, work on having a more like a contemplative pace of life. So that's drastic. Depending where you live, that might actually be a safety hazard. But what are the simple ways in our life that we can just, like, prioritize, like, being able to have that contemplative heart?

[Brandon]

People are not like, no, they.

[Kyle]

People love it. Okay. Yeah, love it.

[Donnie]

The ultimate Frisbee. One's the one I saw.

[Brandon]

Were they the same playing ultimate Frisbee?

[Donnie]

Yeah, I guess they crush it.

[Mark]

These. These women right here.

[Brandon]

Ain't no way.

[Kyle]

Like, sister, what's your favorite thing to do? And she was like, well, Sister, I'm actually really good. Good at ultimate Frisbee, you know, like, no way. I believe that, Sister. And it's.

[Donnie]

Yeah, it's a lot of sisters.

[Brandon]

It's like, very positive and it's nice.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I'm a fan.

[Dana]

Wow.

[Brandon]

Kyle, what do you think of the sequel of Haunting in Connecticut being called Haunting in Connecticut Ghosts of Georgia? Does that bother you?

[Kyle]

Describe it.

[Brandon]

It's just in Georgia, the sequel of.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that bothers me.

[Brandon]

Okay. Thought it would.

[Donnie]

I think. Tick tock.

[Mark]

Are the ghosts visiting from Georgia?

[Brandon]

I have no idea. No, it's just set in Georgia, but it's called A Haunting in Connecticut. Ghosts of Georgia. Seems like something would irk you.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it pisses me off.

[Brandon]

There we go.

[Mark]

Could a ghost visit? Like, if there's a ghost in Georgia, but it wanted to just go up to Connecticut, could it cut it?

[T.J.]

It's a Donny question.

[Donnie]

No, I think they stay. They're trapped where they died or where they were. Curse or whatever.

[T.J.]

Yeah, right.

[Brandon]

They're so bound.

[Mark]

So there's no ghosts with the ability to be transient at all then.

[Brandon]

I.

[Mark]

If.

[Brandon]

If I could do that, it was

[Dana]

like murdered on a train.

[Brandon]

That'll be amazing.

[Mark]

But then there's stories like confined to the train, right?

[Dana]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

See the world at that point, you see some of the world. Yeah.

[Donnie]

What is that? Danny Phantom.

[Brandon]

We don't know the cartoon. He's half ghost.

[Donnie]

I think he's half ghost. Yeah, but that's the only one I know.

[Nick]

But isn't Casper, like, moving around and

[Brandon]

he stays in that house, right?

[Dana]

Town.

[T.J.]

He goes to the town.

[Dana]

Well, doesn't he go to the dance or is the dance in?

[T.J.]

The dance is in the house.

[Dana]

Then he's stuck in the house.

[Ebo]

But there's certain.

[Brandon]

That's when he's a beautiful boy, right?

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Ebo]

There's certain movies where they can't escape the ghost even if they leave the house, you know?

[Brandon]

Oh, right. It's bound to like an item, though.

[Mark]

Ghostbusters. Ghosts were all over the city.

[T.J.]

They didn't give a. I don't know

[Brandon]

the rules of ghosts.

[Nick]

We could go.

[Donnie]

You want to go ghost hunting? Has somebody feel like people are done?

[Mark]

Why'd you look at Dana?

[Donnie]

I don't know. Anyone you want.

[Brandon]

I would love.

[Mark]

I don't. I would not want to find that.

[Brandon]

There's a movie called Ghost Story where

[Mark]

a ghost is bound to the house.

[Brandon]

Different owners come in, a couple sets of owners, and then the house is knocked down for, like, a new construction, and then the ghost is gone.

[Mark]

Oh, oh.

[T.J.]

Once you knock down the house.

[Mark]

Well, then you should always knock down the house.

[Donnie]

That's Stuart Little. Jason. That's Stuart Little. Logic. I don't know about that.

[Mark]

That's. That's That's a mouse.

[Brandon]

Yeah, but what's the Stuart Little logic there?

[Donnie]

Wasn't their house destroyed and then he was. That's how it ended or something like that.

[Ebo]

It.

[Donnie]

Or am, I think, misconstruing this misremembering.

[Brandon]

I don't know how Stuart Little ended.

[Nick]

You're thinking of up.

[Mark]

I'm thinking about.

[T.J.]

You're thinking of up.

[Donnie]

And it's up. Stuart Little was great. That little mouse, though.

[Brandon]

Yeah. That's for damn sure.

[Nick]

Little plan he had going back to nuns. Are they similar to priests where they don't.

[T.J.]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

They can't ever. Ever.

[Nick]

No, they don't get married. Nothing.

[Donnie]

They're closer to monks than. None. Than priests, I think. But. Yeah, they're like Catholic monks.

[Brandon]

Is a male nun a brother?

[Dana]

Yeah, yeah.

[Donnie]

Monk is like.

[Nick]

Do you think nuns. No, they're like. There's a difference off the clock. Like off the Bible and.

[Brandon]

Well, I think, like.

[Nick]

You know what I meant, Donnie? Like they go rogue, but they don't

[Kyle]

have the priest reputation.

[Nick]

Really. Yeah.

[Donnie]

Pedophilia.

[Nick]

No, I'm not talking about that. I'm saying you think they get some ass or whatever, like, without telling anyone.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, I'm sure.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Temptation.

[Dana]

I think they get rings. They. The ceremony where they, like get married to God, like that's their husband.

[Mark]

Okay.

[Dana]

So I don't know if.

[Brandon]

But pre.

[Donnie]

Pre. Your Pre. Your non. Commitment. You could all you want, I think.

[Brandon]

That's right.

[T.J.]

That's right.

[Donnie]

A lot of them used to probably in the past.

[Brandon]

There's a whole Wikipedia page for pre. For popes that have.

[Donnie]

While they're popes, they're not gold star. They're brand. They probably are gold star.

[Brandon]

Nonspeople, definitely.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

But they. They used to be. They used to be evil. They would just bludgeon schoolboy.

[Brandon]

That's it.

[Donnie]

Yes. Yeah, they were bad. The worst was with the.

[Brandon]

We had a very mean nun principle.

[T.J.]

Terrible.

[Brandon]

Scared me. Sister Kathleen, did you see that tick

[Donnie]

tock of the altar boys?

[Brandon]

No.

[Donnie]

Dj, I think I sent you this. You were an altar boy. Were you ever doing this? Kind of.

[Brandon]

I was an altar boy for way too long. An embarrassingly long time. From fourth grade to the freshman year of college.

[Nick]

I had a couple stints.

[Brandon]

That's way too long.

[Donnie]

I made it through one day of training and I said, sorry.

[Brandon]

Well, it wasn't for you.

[Nick]

You're a bad boy.

[Brandon]

I loved it for a little bit.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

It is cool being authority.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Nick]

In front of everybody.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You're the man, my palms would sweat

[Dana]

whenever it was time to ring the bells. I would always get the timing up.

[Brandon]

The smoke.

[Donnie]

I wish I was there. The smoke is.

[Brandon]

I got to be incense boy. But I was always holding the holy water, and he was dipping in there and flinging. I loved it.

[Dana]

Oh, yeah, that little ball that flung

[Donnie]

the water out of the thingy.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

Tj, you see the Instagram I sent you

[Brandon]

on Instagram?

[Donnie]

Yeah. I DM'd it to you. I believe it's just altar boys. It's not really that important.

[Ebo]

They have a podcast or just random.

[Donnie]

They're just cool altar boys. This is some. And they could.

[Brandon]

Yeah, everyone's exactly what I'd be doing.

[Donnie]

Everyone's pretty cool. I don't think the nuns are. I think that's just. Just a period of the times. The product of the times. Oh, there we go.

[Dana]

At the moment, my all time favorite. This is an outdoor game, but in the summers when we're all home together is playing Ultimate Sister. And you are so good at that. I'm a. I'm a huge ultimate.

[Donnie]

You also are. We just need to know.

[Dana]

You're so fast. I'm usually on defense. I'm trying to defend against people like you.

[Kyle]

I can't.

[Dana]

Okay, full disclosure, everyone, since your Miriam likes to chat when she plays Ultimate. My secret weapon. I know. I just. I just put it out there.

[Nick]

Do they.

[Donnie]

Do they wear those playing? Yeah.

[Mark]

No.

[Nick]

No, but like, at every moment of every day.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, I think so.

[Dana]

I was hiking.

[T.J.]

Oh, there's proof.

[Dana]

Middle of the White Mountains in the middle of the boonies, and I came across a group of, like, fully dressed nuns on the trail, like, huffing past me.

[Donnie]

You think that. Are they that nice off Mike? Like, you know, when people get down on the podcast, they go, I that guy. Like, yeah. They say that about each other or are they cursing each other out on this?

[Kyle]

Well, not denouncing them. I think there. There could be a chance they hate each other. Yeah.

[Donnie]

So it's performative.

[Nick]

Oh, my God. Look how fast she is.

[Brandon]

They weren't kidding.

[Donnie]

That's got to be the hottest thing to play. Ultimate Frisbee.

[Dana]

And I know in the city they have their own beach house.

[Donnie]

That'd be fun. That's like our beach house. Barcelona beach house.

[Dana]

They have a Barcelona beach house. It's like a big beach house for nuns.

[Donnie]

We should do that for next season.

[Brandon]

Have some nuns.

[T.J.]

Beach house for nuns.

[Brandon]

Not a bad idea.

[Mark]

All right.

[Dana]

Nuns Vegas.

[Brandon]

I would love like to do a reality show of like secret nun. Well, we were gonna enclose. You have to figure out which one she is, obviously.

[Donnie]

Have you seen that YouTube channel? Which one's gay?

[Brandon]

Like, no, no, no.

[Donnie]

We haven't seen it. You've seen it, Dana?

[Nick]

I've seen it.

[T.J.]

Which?

[Nick]

Or it's like. It could be anything. It's like the B who plays in the NBA or whatever. Which one?

[Brandon]

They blindfolded.

[Donnie]

Which one's Indian? They're all blindfolded, Everyone.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Donnie]

And there's one real Indian. There's one fake. Or, like, they do one gay. And so guys pretend to be gay. It's a funny YouTube.

[Nick]

It's a good. It's.

[Donnie]

It's a good YouTube. It's like. Is it cake but for humans?

[T.J.]

Right?

[Brandon]

I like doctor.

[Donnie]

Who's the doctor. Not me, but no imposter.

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[Brandon]

Yes.

[Mark]

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[Brandon]

Office Wheel.

[Dana]

Oh, I like Office Wheel.

[Mark]

Chef Donnie, have you ever done it?

[Donnie]

I've done it once. I have the record, I think, for me.

[Dana]

So we've never had anyone with beads.

[Mark]

Time. Time out.

[Brandon]

No, I love that. That is the best way of thinking. You've really control.

[Nick]

True. You do have the record for you.

[Mark]

You have the record for you.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he's done it once, and you

[Mark]

have the best time. Chef Donnie.

[Brandon]

The first time was his best time.

[Mark]

Well, you're going again.

[Donnie]

It's like my actual.

[Mark]

Did it once, didn't have to do it again.

[Donnie]

Best score I've ever gotten. Also the guy that does the leaderboard

[Brandon]

website fully redid the ui.

[Donnie]

Look at how cool this is.

[Mark]

Whoa.

[Brandon]

It's like, nice.

[Donnie]

Like back in time. It's like Rome the pop up with stella.

[Brandon]

God damn.

[Nick]

Roan.com.

[Donnie]

like you could play games.

[Brandon]

I got mint sweeper.

[Mark]

Whoa.

[Donnie]

Mint sweeper.

[Brandon]

Wait, Click it. Is it?

[Donnie]

That's awesome.

[T.J.]

Wait a minute. What is.

[Brandon]

What's mint sweeper?

[T.J.]

What is the bomb? Oh, God.

[Brandon]

Oh, I know one bomb.

[T.J.]

Oh, no, I'm not.

[Mark]

I'm not gonna read it out loud. Tell me what put in your score.

[Donnie]

You want me on. I'm being honest.

[Mark]

That is min.

[T.J.]

Is.

[Nick]

This is sick.

[Donnie]

Yug Station leaderboard is on there too.

[Nick]

Yeah, that's.

[Donnie]

That's one and done.

[Nick]

Got to work on that. Danny Lance with a C.

[T.J.]

That's pretty awesome.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

This is sick.

[Mark]

All right. You want to do it?

[Donnie]

Sure.

[Nick]

This is so sick.

[Brandon]

What's this guy's name?

[Kyle]

Someone.

[Donnie]

He.

[Brandon]

His Twitter is Goat chase.

[Kyle]

Goat chase.

[Mark]

Nick, you call out the count when we get out there. Sure thing.

[Nick]

Holy.

[Donnie]

All right, but don't get. Don't me with trivia. I guess it's random, right?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Ebo]

Okay.

[Nick]

Open Yug Station.

[Donnie]

Oh, that's sick. Follow.

[Mark]

I do too.

[Donnie]

He also hit me up and he

[Brandon]

was like, what do you think about

[Donnie]

the idea of making like a.

[Brandon]

A game where you could play through the yak gauntlet? That would be awesome. Like a flash game or something? Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

Like.

[Brandon]

Like a phone game.

[Kyle]

Yeah, but get him paid.

[Dana]

Do you think we have any priest or N Yakers? Oh, almost think not.

[Donnie]

They'd have to repent a lot, but

[T.J.]

yeah, Brandon decided he wants to. He wants to make Deutsch the goalie, by the way, over Connor for the it.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, that's probably obviously cool with that.

[Dana]

I think he'd be good.

[T.J.]

We'll see.

[Kyle]

How would it. Would it be a sin to consume our program?

[Donnie]

It's unpure.

[Brandon]

Maybe they watch and pray for us, which would be nice.

[Donnie]

My mom does every time I do anything.

[Brandon]

Does she?

[Donnie]

Oh, yeah.

[Dana]

Yeah. I don't know what their rules are for watching stuff.

[Donnie]

No, I'm sure they can watch whatever. There's a. There's a. A priest that does movie reviews, so.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Donnie]

It's like they should just be doing their job, though. I don't know why they're watching movies,

[Dana]

but I feel like if they need to be in touch with the public, then they gotta kind of have their

[T.J.]

finger sometimes the clocked on.

[Dana]

They gotta watch.

[Donnie]

But you gotta be thinking of your homily.

[Dana]

True.

[Kyle]

I wonder if there's like loopholes. You think they can watch like breastfeeding tutorials or.

[Brandon]

I bet you can do that, watch yoga, huh? There. Yeah, there has to be.

[T.J.]

Don, did you see the hyena video now?

[Donnie]

Which one?

[Brandon]

So hyenas, the women have a pseudo penis which is a vagina and a penis shape like a cat.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Do cats have.

[Donnie]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

Yeah, penis. The vagina.

[Nick]

Yep.

[Dana]

Lady cats.

[Nick]

Donnie, I know exactly what you're talking about. I used to have a cat and I was like, that's not a dick.

[T.J.]

Right.

[Mark]

Well, right. That's.

[T.J.]

That.

[Ebo]

That.

[Brandon]

What?

[T.J.]

What was it?

[Nick]

A girl. But it had a dick. But it looked like a puss.

[Brandon]

So this one's off. It's the opposite. It's a vagina that looks like a penis.

[Nick]

Either way. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

I didn't know cats. Dicks look like they do.

[Donnie]

It's hard to tell or look like dicks. Think about. You've never seen a male cat and gone, oh, look at its dick. Every cat you see is ambiguous.

[Kyle]

I. I never even have seen my cat's genitals.

[Brandon]

Your kitten has balls. So I heard you showed me a picture at dinner.

[Kyle]

That wasn't me.

[Brandon]

Oh, it was your feelings.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Kyle]

And someone said they were.

[Donnie]

I'm looking for a cat you didn't like.

[Kyle]

No, they're furry.

[Dana]

My cat has furry balls. They were botched when I adopted them. I had to like take. Yes.

[Donnie]

I gotta go.

[Kyle]

I've never seen them. I think I would have to hold it down and really check.

[Brandon]

Really?

[Dana]

Like two little furry balls.

[Kyle]

Something to do still.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Something went wrong.

[Brandon]

No holding it, chef.

[Dana]

Either here nor there.

[Mark]

See the ad please.

[Brandon]

I don't have any paper. Does anybody have a mark? What's a fake question you can say out loud to Donnie and make him blurt something for trivia.

[Mark]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[T.J.]

That's good.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Which. Which ad?

[Mark]

Body armor. Body armor.

[Dana]

Oh, oh, duh. I don't have it. But I do love body armor.

[Ebo]

It's on the first page under Che's notes.

[Dana]

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[Ebo]

There we go.

[Mark]

Kate.

[Brandon]

All right. We good, tj?

[T.J.]

What was your record, Donnie?

[Donnie]

I don't know off the top of my head. Okay, good, though. It was like.

[T.J.]

It's pretty good.

[Donnie]

It was commendable.

[T.J.]

Commendable.

[Dana]

Oh, that's cool.

[Nick]

I'm 48.

[T.J.]

You've done it three times.

[Nick]

Three times.

[T.J.]

Am I misreading this?

[Brandon]

T.J. you did it.

[Donnie]

Two of them were under duress.

[Brandon]

Two were under duress.

[T.J.]

All right,

[Brandon]

as soon as we're ready with trivia, I'll count you down, Donnie.

[T.J.]

Three, two, one.

[Brandon]

Well, are you good? Are you good, tj?

[Donnie]

Oh, yes.

[T.J.]

Ready? Go.

[Brandon]

Three, two, one, one.

[T.J.]

Go.

[Brandon]

Mark, what's like,

[T.J.]

let me start blurting.

[Mark]

What.

[T.J.]

What's something he would know or just

[Brandon]

something that would be embarrassing saying I said.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah.

[T.J.]

Like family member.

[Brandon]

You're most common people are most commonly attracted to. Average male penis.

[T.J.]

Hottest guy names.

[Brandon]

Hot, hot, hot.

[T.J.]

Hottest guy names.

[Brandon]

Hottest guy.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Brandon]

People magazine. Hottest scale names.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

There we go.

[Brandon]

Tj, can you go into the inspector and maybe we just don't even have to say it.

[T.J.]

There we go, Donnie.

[Brandon]

All right, chef.

[Donnie]

All right. Guns N' Roses.

[Nick]

I don't know.

[Donnie]

Axel rose. Axl Rose. St. Paul, Minneapolis.

[Nick]

There you go.

[Brandon]

League guitarist for Guns N Roses.

[Donnie]

Don't know. The. The Chippewa, the Sioux, the Senate, the Senegal, the Seminoles.

[T.J.]

Oh, 10 hottest guy names. 10 hottest guy.

[Brandon]

Like, what are the Hubble magazine 10 hottest guy names?

[Donnie]

Tyler, Justin. Is that not a thing? Kevin garnett.

[Mark]

Tyler interest.

[Donnie]

N64. Mario kart. Mario party. Golden eye. Golden eye. English, english, spanish, russian, chinese, French, Russian, Chinese

[Kyle]

time.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

The Tyler obstacle.

[T.J.]

Tyler, Justin.

[Donnie]

All right, you guys, throw me.

[Ebo]

You guys.

[Brandon]

Why Tyler?

[Donnie]

I don't know. I was thinking of the Bachelor. Bachelor name. Bachelor guys in the Bachelor. Tyler. Tyler. I forget his last name.

[Mark]

The bachelor guy. Cameron.

[Nick]

Oh, Tyler Cameron. Yeah, he's hot.

[Dana]

Look. Is that Stella?

[Nick]

Justin.

[T.J.]

Who's Justin?

[Donnie]

Justin Bieber.

[Brandon]

Oh, Justin Thoreau.

[Donnie]

Yeah. Louis Throw.

[T.J.]

Yeah, not just not Justin at all.

[Brandon]

That's a throw.

[Dana]

Totally.

[Donnie]

Did I be my. My time.

[Mark]

I think you have the record.

[Donnie]

Yeah, I do. Look at that.

[Mark]

Wow.

[Donnie]

Oh, no, I don't.

[Mark]

No, you're right. You were. Oh, no. 0.7 seconds away from.

[Donnie]

Well, the question. So the Tyler question. I. I would have beaten my time had you not said the hottest guy. Guess we'll never know you were so fast with it. Oh, that was not even close to my best time.

[Brandon]

All right, well, damn near your worst.

[Donnie]

Felt good.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

Felt Good.

[Brandon]

Felt fast.

[Mark]

Oh, well, good job.

[Nick]

All right.

[Donnie]

Thanks, Mark.

[Nick]

Crazy.

[Brandon]

Brandon, what do you. What do you got today?

[Mark]

Nothing. Chilling.

[T.J.]

Brandon, do you know about the King of the Ozarks kid?

[Mark]

No.

[T.J.]

I had him shown to me yesterday.

[Mark]

What is the King of the Ozarks kid?

[T.J.]

He's like. Oh, he's a wild animals kid.

[Mark]

Oh.

[T.J.]

And he. The video I'd sent to me, he purposely stung himself with a wasp and I don't know, made me think of you for some reason.

[Brandon]

Wait, is he a pretty young kid that does.

[T.J.]

Pretty young kid?

[Brandon]

Yeah. And he's. He's stinging himself.

[T.J.]

He's stinging himself. He's getting bites.

[Mark]

Why is he.

[Kyle]

He just like.

[Brandon]

There's that one guy that's pretty popular on YouTube, like. Oh, coyote. Yeah, Coyote Peterson.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Mark]

He always know that based off him saying that one guy.

[Donnie]

Because Coyote Peterson's that one guy.

[Dana]

Oh, my God. It's like a little kid.

[Mark]

Oh, wait, wait.

[Donnie]

Oh, no.

[Mark]

Wait a goddamn minute here. Huh?

[Dana]

What is he doing now?

[Mark]

My younger brother versus a wasp.

[Dana]

Oh, no.

[Donnie]

See, these are good parents.

[Mark]

He's making his brother get stuck.

[Ebo]

Look how happy he is.

[Donnie]

That's awesome.

[Mark]

That sucks dick. Yeah.

[Dana]

Wait, what? Why boys?

[T.J.]

That's eight. Yeah.

[Donnie]

This is awesome.

[Brandon]

The was boys being boys.

[Donnie]

This is boys doing cool.

[Kyle]

Oh, he just likes getting bit.

[Brandon]

Always getting bit.

[Kyle]

The arc of what I thought he was like a. Oh, no, an animal kid.

[Brandon]

Oh, he's venom maxing.

[Kyle]

Just a bite kid.

[Nick]

Oh.

[Mark]

Oh, no, no.

[Dana]

What are we doing here?

[Donnie]

Where's his parents?

[Dana]

What is that happening?

[Donnie]

His mom's filming.

[Mark]

Probably Arkansas. That makes sense.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mark]

He's a good looking kid.

[T.J.]

Yeah. I thought of you when I saw him.

[Donnie]

I don't know why.

[Brandon]

Brandon, you ever been to Arkansas?

[Mark]

Yeah, he's a good looking kid.

[T.J.]

Figure out why I thought of you.

[Donnie]

But I did think of add him to your last list of boys. Put him with arts kid.

[Mark]

I'm not curating a list of boys.

[Brandon]

It's just one boy.

[Mark]

Just have one boy right now.

[Donnie]

Well, you could have two.

[Mark]

I don't know if he's available.

[Donnie]

It's true. Mark's got him.

[T.J.]

Kb you ever been to Colorado?

[Kyle]

I've not been to Colorado, Okay? It's probably the most desirable place that I haven't been to in America.

[T.J.]

I was there last week and all I could think about was, I want you to go study the Colorado man and report back. I want to know what you see,

[Kyle]

which is a big question mark to me.

[T.J.]

Yeah, Colorado. Colorado men are interesting to me. And. And I. And I think they would be interesting to you, but I want to see.

[Kyle]

I can't even. Like, they dress.

[T.J.]

I. I think. I think men from Colorado are the most identifiable where they're from, really. Like, if you were just to throw well outdoors. Yeah. Like, how they dress, how they. They all smell like. Because they just don't care about hygiene. But they're all, like, in incredible shape. They're just, like, ripped and. Because they. They. They ride bikes and climb and, like, are just very active, but, like, they just do not care to. To look good.

[Kyle]

It's a fascinating, swaggerless, but, yeah. Fun personality. I don't know.

[T.J.]

Yeah. But I. I feel like they're. You could. You could, like, spot them immediately.

[Kyle]

Huh.

[Dana]

Are they fun to hang out with or.

[T.J.]

Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I think so.

[Kyle]

But they're just most identifiable states.

[T.J.]

They're. They're very identifiable.

[Kyle]

Like, New Jersey would be probably numbered. Hawaii. Hawaii is probably number one, easily. New Jersey number two. They have a look.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

West Virginia.

[T.J.]

But dudes from Colorado only dress like. They're the only.

[Kyle]

Like, they wear, like, the flannel.

[T.J.]

Like the flannel. And they wear, like, these, like, hat shape.

[Brandon]

That's the hats of six panel.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

Hat.

[T.J.]

They're the only people that wear these hats.

[Ebo]

Yes.

[T.J.]

And then they'll wear, like, the. The sandals that, like, have 30 straps on them, and they'll strap them over.

[Brandon]

It's always teal. Yeah, teal sandals.

[Donnie]

Tevas cargo pants.

[T.J.]

A lot of that.

[Donnie]

Shorts.

[T.J.]

I don't know. I was just there last week, and I. I found myself observing them. And then I was like, Kyle would be way better at this than I am. Like, he would have way more.

[Kyle]

This is Denver specifically.

[T.J.]

I was in Boulder, but it's that general area. Yeah. Yeah.

[Donnie]

So, yeah, I love Colorado. Mark, I'd go with you anytime.

[T.J.]

Oh, no, in the winter, ski there. Where do you ski?

[Donnie]

All over Telluride. Steamboat Vale, usually. Because my friend has a home there, so it's cheap.

[T.J.]

I bet he does. A friend.

[Brandon]

Is it a friend from childhood?

[Donnie]

No, not a childhood friend. I met online.

[Nick]

You ever go to Aspen?

[Mark]

A friend you met online?

[Donnie]

Aspen. I used to go to Aspen because they. The. The athletes would bring me to cook for them during the X game. So I get to go Aspen for free. Yeah, it was. I got to cook for Zeppel and Mac Forehand. That was awesome.

[Brandon]

But his Steve is incredible.

[Donnie]

Telluride's the coolest, in my opinion. The hardest to get to.

[Mark]

I agree.

[Donnie]

You know why they call it Telluride?

[Mark]

Yeah. Why?

[Donnie]

Well, you already know. It's because back in day, the cowboys, when they're going up there, they go to hell you ride. And it turned into a telluride.

[Brandon]

Is that true?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Mark]

No.

[Donnie]

Yes.

[Mark]

Doesn't sound true.

[Donnie]

To hell you ride and then they

[Mark]

storm away and they go, why would hell be up?

[Donnie]

Because they're going to find gold. And it was a rough time.

[Mark]

That's hell.

[Donnie]

You're going to hell.

[T.J.]

No, the hell you ride.

[Donnie]

The road to get there was full of death.

[Brandon]

Let's not fact check it, because I believe you.

[Kyle]

I do.

[Dana]

I like that story.

[T.J.]

You know why Boulder's called Boulder Big rock there?

[Nick]

I don't know.

[Donnie]

I'm at. I don't know. That was my guess.

[Mark]

Do you know chemistry of you guys?

[Kyle]

Are you familiar with Tony rock, anyone?

[Mark]

No.

[Donnie]

The fitness guy, the guru.

[T.J.]

Is that Chris's brother? Yeah, it looks like it.

[Kyle]

Yeah. And he looks like sack Braff. He gets no love. No, he looks kind of like Chris.

[Brandon]

Is he a comedian as well? He is Tony Rock.

[Kyle]

No one knows Tony Rock.

[Donnie]

Is he ever looking?

[Kyle]

Don't.

[Mark]

Come on.

[Kyle]

Don't you feel bad for Tony rock.

[Brandon]

I feel bad for Tony rock.

[Donnie]

Oh, how'd you do this?

[Kyle]

This is real.

[Donnie]

Oh, this isn't Doug Pitt.

[Kyle]

I didn't do this.

[Brandon]

Doug Pitt was real, too.

[Donnie]

You guys are. This is too much.

[Kyle]

Oh, Donnie. Like watching souffle rise doesn't always work.

[Donnie]

It's hard. It's finicky. But when it does, it's magic.

[Brandon]

Tom Hanks's brother is the voice of Woody.

[Mark]

No, that's his son.

[Brandon]

It's a voice of Woody just for the video games, which I think is pretty sad.

[Kyle]

Tom Hanks's brother, But he got him a job.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

His bro. Yeah.

[Dana]

You see, Chet Hanks landed a new

[Brandon]

big time ad deal morning after.

[Dana]

Morning after.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Well deserved for him.

[Mark]

That's not.

[Kyle]

It's money.

[Mark]

All right, tj, you want to spin the wheel? We're one step closer to being done with wet.

[Donnie]

Who got it yesterday?

[Mark]

Eddie. Which is actually not a step closer at all because he's not usually on the wheel.

[Brandon]

You're right. It was a whole bunch of nothing.

[Ebo]

I think you're gonna miss it, Brandon.

[Mark]

All right. See you guys tomorrow.

[Nick]

Sa. Love you guys.

[Donnie]

See you tomorrow. Bye.