Chef Donny Spills The Details About His Friday Night Out | The Yak 1-26-26

Summary

The Yak Podcast Summary

Episode: Chef Donny Spills The Details About His Friday Night Out
Air Date: January 26, 2026
Host: Barstool Sports (Big Cat, Kyle “KBNoSwag” Bauer, Nick, Brandon Walker, Rone, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah, et al.)

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Episode Overview

This high-energy episode of The Yak revolves around the Barstool crew’s usual blend of inside jokes, office antics, and chaotic storytelling, with a special focus on Chef Donny’s eventful Friday night out and Kyle’s birthday. The show deftly blends personal stories, running gags, pop culture references, and lighthearted ridicule, while also showcasing the evolving cast of characters that make up Barstool's unique media universe.

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Main Themes & Discussion Points

1. Kyle’s Birthday & The “Gift-Off”

• The episode kicks off with the crew ribbing Kyle for his low-key handling of birthday wishes.
• The “buy-off” or “gift-off” theme recurs: Kyle and Nick’s playful one-upmanship buying each other gifts turns into a pseudo-romantic rivalry, with others chiming in about the social dynamics of male gift-giving.
  • Quote:
    Brandon: “But being in a buy-off with another man? No way.” (09:28)
  • KB/Kyle: “I feel a lot of, like, resentment and disgust.” (12:39)

2. Chef Donny’s Friday Night Out (Core Segment)

• The group interrogates Chef Donny about his Friday night, pushing him to reveal embarrassing or funny anecdotes.
  • Chef Donny’s night involved:
    • Drinking cosmos (“like a high school kid”)
    • Meeting a “Chinese girl” whose ethnicity is up for debate
    • Mistakenly identifying an attractive punk rock bartender as a woman, only to realize later it may have been a man.
  • Quote:
    Donny: “If it was a man, it was a very frail man.” (22:09) Nick and group in chorus: “60/40 Chinese.” (22:22)
• The crew presses for increasingly absurd details, while Donny pleads the fifth and expresses stress about their interrogation.
• They express genuine affection for Donny, lauding his scientific “beasting before bed” routine (yellow glasses, sleep mat, mouth taping) and teasing his upcoming “new way to dream” presentation.

3. Office Antics & In-Jokes

• Many segments are loaded with typical Barstool banter, such as:
  • The “office wheel”—a cash lottery/tournament game for staff (starting at 25:34, revisited multiple times).
  • Various discussions about “who should win” and comically rooting against certain co-workers.
• Descriptions of quirky office personalities: Donny, Mikey Betts (Barstool’s password oversharer), Deutsche (the latest wildcard hire), and others.
  • Reflective comments on Barstool’s unique formula: accumulating “characters” who feel both like friends and content goldmines.
  • Quote:
    Big Cat: “These are the guys that make Barstool. Like, when people get upset about Mincy, I totally understand why... but his existence is the whack pack, it’s the Howard Stern model.” (67:05)

4. Fasoli’s Viral “Bare-Ass Snow Angel” Video

• Producer Fasoli joins to discuss his own viral moment: celebrating a football win by doing a snow angel naked at his in-laws' (with his fiancée and her parents present).
  • He details the accidental full-mooning, responses from his fiancée’s family, and his general comfort with nudity, including a hypothetical OnlyFans career.
  • Quote:
    Fasoli: “I trimmed the end of the video because my dick and balls were fully out.” (41:09) Big Cat: “Your ass is like Medusa.” (44:09)
• The group presses him on logistics, reactions, and “what’s next” if his team wins the Super Bowl.

5. Barstool’s Growing Cast of Characters

• Multiple staffers—like Donny, Mincy, and Deutsche—are discussed as “content gold” for their eccentricity and relatability.
  • The crew jokes about becoming the MST3K-style “narrators” of a growing cast of offbeat personalities.
  • Quote:
    Big Cat: “We’re living in the golden age... we’re going to look back in 20 years and be like, ‘do you remember when they added Deutsche?’” (68:55)

6. Light Sports Talk & Pop Culture

• Quick chat about Alex Honnold, X Games, Derek Rose night, and the Pro Bowl, always laced with jokes and digressions.
• Running bits about failed coaching hires, Super Bowl bets, and the “Jaguar Hair” wager (Steven Cheah’s head must be dyed Jaguar-print after a lost bet).

7. Personal Updates & Sincere Moments

• Brandon shares a personal, vulnerable update about his mother moving back South and needing to sell the house he bought her:
  • Brandon: “She misses home. She hates her neighbors. It just didn’t work.” (88:56)
• The group offers support and turns to humor to lift the mood, using this as a springboard for additional banter.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

(with timestamps)

• Kyle on his awkward birthday wishes:
  “I achieved shame early.” (05:47)
• Big Cat broaching Donny’s night out:
  “I’m tired of ratting on Chef Donny, so I think if we just bring him in here, he’ll incriminate himself.” (07:23)
• Donny on his type:
  “It was just someone with good looking blonde hair and a studded belt.” (21:54)
• On the blurred boundaries at Barstool:
  “Cool thing about working for Barstools, they just bring you sick ass dudes to be friends with. Deutsch is my brother for life now.” (71:42)
• Fasoli on his snow angel video:
  “I knew I was a hairy mess, but who cares?” (43:38)
• Birthday logic:
  “I’m glad I put off fitness until my 30s.” (120:13)
• On the gift-off rivalry:
  “It sounds like he’s never been in a buy off.” (10:29)

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Key Timestamps

• 03:00 – 05:00: Kyle’s b-day, awkward birthday texts
• 07:23 – 16:00: Chef Donny’s sleep science, weed confessionals, and Friday night interrogation
• 19:00 – 24:00: Donny’s ‘Chinese girl’ ambiguity, mistaken bartender identity
• 25:34, 80:00+: The 'Office Wheel' lottery and running commentary
• 39:00 – 47:00: Fasoli’s viral snow angel story
• 56:00 – 67:00: Meta talk on the Barstool cast, why unique personalities matter
• 87:00 – 92:00: Brandon’s personal update, humor and support from the crew
• 120:00 – 121:00: On aging and postponed fitness

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Takeaways for First-Time Listeners

• Expect recurring inside jokes, running bits about gifting, gift-offs, office competitions, and the crew’s love-hate relationships.
• Character-driven humor: The episode’s gold lies in embarrassing stories, self-deprecating humor, and office lore.
• Loose, rapid-fire banter: Segments riff on each other quickly—with topics ranging from real vulnerable moments to absurd hypotheticals.
• Barstool’s content formula: The show doubles as both a comedy hour and a living chronicle of Barstool’s eccentric cast, but always with an undercurrent of genuine camaraderie and mutual support.

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Summary in a Sentence

This episode of The Yak is an unfiltered, laugh-heavy dive into office hijinks and wild stories—centered on Chef Donny’s embarrassing (and possibly romantic) Friday night, Kyle’s birthday awkwardness, and the latest proof that Barstool’s universe is powered by lovable misfits.

Transcript

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[A]

I'm the coolest one out of all of us.

[B]

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[C]

Wow.

[B]

TJ jumped a gun on us.

[C]

Yeah. He went fast. He went fast.

[B]

That was crazy.

[C]

We were gathering.

[B]

I was eating a rice cake.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, sick bread.

[B]

The time to what?

[C]

Well, T.J. don't play, though.

[A]

Wait, you're. Wait a minute. Do you want to wait till Kyle gets in before you say that?

[C]

What?

[A]

You're eating a rice cake.

[B]

I was trying to do something for his birthday.

[A]

You're having a rice cake for his birthday?

[B]

Yeah, for his birthday.

[A]

Really nice of you.

[B]

Where the hell is he?

[C]

Where's Danny? Danny's always here.

[B]

Where's Titus?

[C]

Titus is doing a thing with the basketball, so he's. He's been grabbed by Rob. So I understand Titus. Danny has no reason to be late.

[A]

Strike one.

[D]

Danny person.

[C]

Danny's just an. There's Kyle.

[B]

Okay, There's Kyle. All right, so we're here. Stellbucoffee.com.

[C]

In fairness, our windows aren't open, so the easy entrance is. Is.

[B]

Is we're boxing today. We have the three on three tournament happening this week.

[E]

We're gonna.

[B]

That'll be airing in a month or so, so no spoilers but that's what the. That's everything that's going on right now. I think Roan will be here tomorrow.

[A]

Wednesday.

[F]

Yes.

[B]

France is going to be here as well.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

So we're excited for that. But it's Kyle's birthday, so let's. Let's do everything we got planned for him.

[D]

I got you balloons.

[A]

Look behind you, Kyle.

[B]

So nicely. What was the exact text? So we. He got. He. He on the yak group text. There was a flood. Why? It started with a Happy birthday, Kyle, then tj. Happy birthday, Dean, then Kate. Look how birthday. Love that. Look how tired.

[G]

That didn't take. No, it wasn't quite happy birthday.

[B]

No. And then Kyle just jumped right in front of the speeding birthday train. The tech. The. The train of texts that were coming his way. And he said, thank you, thank you and blanket thank you to everyone else. No need to text me.

[G]

That was. It was so smart, genuine, like, I don't. I do not need a text.

[B]

Yeah. And then I. I gave you one in person.

[A]

You did.

[G]

I hated that.

[B]

Yeah. That was mean of me.

[G]

Called me in.

[B]

I made Kyle come to my. I was like, come to my office real quick. And I was like, sit down. No, I was sat down. I was super serious. I just go. Happy birthday.

[A]

That's so up.

[G]

That was close to just preemptively quitting.

[B]

Just admitting to a ton of crime. I think I've been robbing from the company.

[G]

That's what I'm gonna do anytime. I think I'm, like, losing steam. Might be out. Yeah, I'm quitting.

[C]

That's smart.

[B]

Are your. Is your throat sound like this because of the surgery?

[G]

Yeah, it's. It's bad.

[B]

What happened? Have you had the paralysis in your neck?

[G]

I had the laryngospasm.

[B]

What happened? You spasmed.

[C]

Oh.

[G]

For like, 30 seconds.

[C]

What?

[G]

Yeah. While vomiting.

[A]

How close are you to regretting?

[G]

Regretting? It's getting bad because I. I burped three times. Three authentic burps. Very exciting. Got ahead of myself, started chugging colas and didn't get any more.

[B]

Can you try one right now? I have a cola.

[G]

Give me a cola.

[B]

This guy a cola. Oh, a birthday burp for Kyle.

[A]

Dean, you've never burped on your birthday before.

[B]

You've never burped on your birthday ever. Well, maybe his newborn. No, newborns don't even.

[D]

As a baby. Was that really tough that you couldn't burp?

[B]

Well, he was a baby.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Your dad.

[H]

I was like, oh, yeah.

[G]

Very ashamed as a baby.

[D]

Did your parents have a hard time? Like, bourbon's a big baby being put.

[G]

Down in the crib and then having that existential dread. A lifetime.

[D]

I'm sorry.

[G]

I'm one half year old and I. I got to do this. 75 more years.

[B]

Most embarrassed baby in West Virginia has to be Most. Most embarrassed baby.

[G]

I. I achieved shame early.

[A]

Have you talked to your sister, Kyle?

[F]

Yeah. Why?

[A]

She said she has, like, troves of footage from when you were trying to be a rapper, that she's.

[G]

Yeah, she's putting out a. A hit piece. Look out. Yeah, it's bad.

[B]

That's not nice.

[A]

I saw a teaser.

[G]

She lot of information of you leaning.

[A]

Like you rapping next to the Bay Tree Street?

[G]

Yeah, I did some music videos.

[B]

I didn't know that.

[A]

How did she go home and just transfer all that to digital?

[G]

We have the, like. We all got. We have the digital. Digital ties to home videos. Hundreds of hours of footage.

[B]

Oh, no.

[C]

Both of you had a musical phase?

[A]

Yeah, of course.

[C]

Wow.

[G]

I had, like, extreme agoraphobia, but not when I rapped. When I was rapping in public, I felt, like, so comfortable. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Fear of crowds.

[B]

Is that agoraphobia?

[A]

Fear of going outside, people.

[I]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[G]

Being around people.

[B]

Go out. Going outside. In general.

[A]

Agoraphobic.

[D]

It's the what about Bob thing, right?

[B]

Oh, I don't.

[A]

I don't.

[B]

Underrated.

[A]

I need to pipe down.

[C]

I'm sailing Lakewood.

[I]

Is there anything else you want to get ahead of before this comes out?

[B]

What did I do?

[G]

I didn't cheat.

[H]

What?

[I]

No, I'm just asking.

[G]

No. Why?

[I]

Just seeing if you had anything before we had to read it.

[A]

I went out to dinner with Chef Donnie Friday and a group of people, and I'm not. Is he in today?

[F]

I saw.

[B]

Yeah. Bryce Harper's using the mat.

[A]

I saw that, but I. I don't want to. I. I'm tired of ratting on Chef Donnie, so I think if we just bring him in here, he'll incriminate himself.

[B]

All right, that's perfect. I. I gotta. I gotta give Chef Donnie credit. I've been sleeping like a. With my new glasses.

[C]

They're working, huh?

[B]

Yeah. Well, I've also realized in his. His due science, which he's gonna have to pitch to us in a couple weeks. I've also started smoking weed again, so that. Also falling asleep.

[G]

Yeah, but it's 100. The weed.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, but you punt on dreams when you smoke the weed, right?

[B]

I've been dreaming.

[E]

Really?

[A]

I don't dream not like hell.

[C]

Oh, dreams like hell.

[B]

But yeah, it's. I, I put on the yellow glasses at like 8:30, 9 o'.

[D]

Clock.

[B]

Do a little beasting.

[C]

I don't be.

[F]

I've been.

[B]

No way. No, I've been beasting.

[F]

Wow.

[B]

You want to bet? I'm a beast.

[C]

And bro, I still maintain that putting on the goggles, laying on the mat at 9 o' clock at night and then you, you're gradually going to fall asleep anyway if you stop moving at 9 o' clock at night. Correct.

[B]

Yes. We got to test it out.

[C]

If I just laid in a bed at night.

[F]

Yeah, just turn the lights off and lay in bed.

[C]

Yes.

[F]

And that'll probably make you a little.

[C]

Because he was like after 30, 40 minutes.

[F]

Because natural. It's got to be natural though. And I think Donnie's ways sounds more.

[C]

Natural of laying on a mat. A plugged in mat.

[F]

Right.

[C]

With goggles on.

[B]

Yeah. Listening about the natural.

[C]

Listening to headphones.

[B]

You like that? I've been smoking weed again.

[G]

Love it. Nick and I are both.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Was this a conscious decision or.

[B]

One day I'm on off and on. But yeah, I just like, you know like three, four vape hits while walking Stella at like 8 o' clock after the kids are in bed. Yeah, perfect. Perfect.

[A]

It's. It's a danger.

[B]

Kind of turns my brain. I don't like the feeling of being high.

[H]

Hate it.

[B]

Like the feeling of being like numb. Which concerning a little depressing.

[A]

Really sad.

[B]

Yeah. I think that is very.

[F]

Wait a second.

[B]

Depression.

[A]

Yeah. I just want to feel nothing.

[B]

I just want to feel nothing for an hour.

[A]

Brandon, are we in a buy off?

[C]

We're in a buy off. We've been in a buy off. You, you got me the Garfield card the other day signed by Jim Davis.

[A]

But you text me this weekend, said how much do you like the Muppets?

[C]

I did?

[A]

I don't know, buddy.

[C]

We'll find out soon.

[A]

But then you just said, what's the most you've ever spent on me?

[C]

I did.

[A]

And I said it and you scoffed. I'm fucked in this bio.

[C]

Yeah, you're in trouble.

[A]

We'll see.

[C]

We'll see when?

[A]

When I start pawning some of my shit?

[C]

We'll see, we'll see where the gift off is about to ramp up. That's all I'll tell you.

[G]

All right, what numbers are we looking at?

[B]

You guys are so incredibly gay for each other.

[A]

We're not gay.

[I]

But we bisexual.

[B]

Insane. You just buying each other gifts?

[A]

Jealous.

[B]

No, just want you Guys to come out.

[C]

Also. Also. I buy you gifts all the time. I buy you gifts all the time.

[B]

Told you I'm gonna take that. When the cup. When the. When the time has passed that you've taken whatever.

[C]

But. But I. I buy you gifts.

[B]

Yeah, but being in a buy off with another man. No way.

[F]

Yeah. It's crazy.

[B]

No way.

[F]

Crazy.

[C]

Sounds like he's never been in a bottle.

[A]

Never been a buy off.

[C]

Yeah. Didn't you.

[F]

You.

[C]

You showered Kyle with like thousands of dollars.

[B]

That was for his birthday. Birthday.

[C]

That's gay too.

[B]

No, it's not. It's called being a sugar daddy. Yeah, it's totally different.

[F]

Also. It's Kyle.

[B]

It's Kyle. Kyle deserves it.

[C]

That's the world.

[B]

Yeah, Kyle deserves the world and everything Nick does not why that deserves. You're not Kyle.

[C]

He deserves something.

[E]

That's a good point.

[A]

That's a damn good point.

[B]

I want a little great. Being Nick is awesome.

[A]

I'm fine.

[B]

But it's not Kyle.

[C]

It's not like I bought Danny something.

[A]

That would be true. Something that'd be weird.

[B]

Really weird. Even though Danny's of age. If you bought Danny a gift, I'd call you a pedophile.

[I]

I probably would.

[B]

I don't know. Why does that kind of make sense?

[A]

Dan is a forever boy.

[B]

What are you doing, dude?

[C]

32.

[B]

Some pedophile.

[I]

Yeah, we discussed the other day. I'm a guy.

[C]

You're a guy.

[B]

Your boy. You are Danny.

[G]

You are.

[H]

Like.

[B]

I'm being honest. Like if I. If Brandon's like, I got Danny this new coat, I'd be like, okay. Pedophile. Like weird.

[I]

I don't think he's gonna give me anything. Anyways.

[C]

I'm not getting him anything.

[A]

If I found out like one of you guys hung out with Danny on the weekend.

[I]

Be like.

[B]

That would be really funny if we had like one of those pedophile justice people. Catching Brandon giving Danny something.

[C]

He's like, I.

[B]

He's 32. It's like, no.

[I]

Sorry, fully mustached man.

[B]

We're hit you with this pumpkin. Yeah. Something about it's not right.

[I]

It'd be a shame if you got me something Brandon, and you guys tried to frame him.

[C]

I'm sorry. You're not in the gift off. What did I do?

[A]

Do you want to be?

[I]

Not anymore, actually.

[C]

Sounds like you're all jealous of the competition we have going on over here. What?

[I]

Getting Muppets for presents?

[A]

A Jim Davis signed PSA 10 Garfield card.

[I]

I'm the boy.

[A]

A rookie Garfield.

[C]

A rookie Garfield.

[B]

One free coupon to sit on my face.

[G]

Pretty much.

[B]

Feels good to be in lockstep with you on this one, Kyle.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You're jealous, too, Kyle.

[B]

Nah, it's his birthday. You can't.

[G]

I'm jealous.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

No, yeah.

[G]

I'm envious.

[C]

Oh. It's different.

[G]

I feel a lot of, like, resentment and disgust.

[B]

I did buy you a lot of gifts at one time on your birthday.

[F]

You did?

[B]

That felt like that was too much.

[C]

It was uncomfortable.

[B]

I was like, I'm just.

[G]

Buying was very.

[B]

It was a lot. It was. Oh, I knew it was a lot.

[C]

The first shoe box, we were like, oh, cool. He got him a pair of shoes. And by the third pair of shoes, my special guy.

[G]

That felt more like being dominated. When a dude gives you too much, it was literally owning.

[B]

I remember chuckling to myself at the Dick's, like, sporting good checkout line. Being like, what am I doing? This is so many pairs of shoes.

[G]

Do you want to emasculate? Just get him so many gifts.

[B]

So many shoes. Specifically shoes.

[G]

Plane tickets. She got me plane ticket.

[C]

Shoes. Yeah.

[A]

Honestly, Danny, when you meet Jackie's dad, you should buy him a bunch of.

[B]

Oh, I already met him.

[A]

No, next time you see him, you got to buy him some. A bunch of. Tons of.

[B]

Tons of.

[I]

You guys had me freaking out, actually, and I. I'm embarrassed to admit it when you're like, oh, what you guys. Would you get the parents when you're going to meet them the first time? I actually was racking my brain.

[C]

Well, you were supposed to give them something.

[I]

Oh, no, that's too weird.

[C]

Bottle of wine didn't get him anything.

[F]

Nothing.

[I]

Guys.

[B]

Flowers.

[C]

You're absolutely railing their daughter. This is your words, not mine.

[B]

And you get. You get the mama nice bush, Tommy, for bringing it up. A nice bouquet of flowers. And you get the dad a parlay slip.

[A]

Oh, that's pretty cool.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

There you go.

[B]

That's how you do it.

[C]

And you know what? You get the daughter, Right? What?

[I]

You told me, Brandon, I didn't tell you anything. If you were talking to me, you'd be a pedophile.

[A]

Chef Donnie's about to walk in. He's going to start yapping. I didn't say a word.

[B]

You didn't say a word.

[D]

But there's an event that happened that.

[A]

You wanted to say.

[C]

We act like we know. Yeah.

[B]

Hey there, Donnie.

[A]

What's up, brother?

[B]

I brought you up because I wanted to say thank you.

[F]

Hey, Donnie.

[E]

Hey.

[B]

Thank you for what?

[C]

The.

[B]

The glasses that I'm wearing every single night?

[C]

Yep.

[B]

And the recommendation to beast before bed? No, dude, I've been doing both and it's been very entertaining.

[H]

It's not what you're supposed to do. You clearly watched that. You didn't watch the slide, right?

[B]

Okay.

[H]

You've been sleeping better.

[B]

I have, but I've also started smoking weed again.

[H]

That's not. That's the worst. You get worse sleep from that.

[I]

You need to calm down after you don't dream.

[H]

So good luck.

[C]

So you don't smoke weed at all? No. Good.

[B]

I've been doing mouth tape, too.

[H]

Mouth tape is good.

[B]

I think I'm becoming a snorer, which probably is like an underlying condition that I have, but become a snorer.

[C]

You do goggles, Matt? Mouth tape? Do you do mouth tape?

[H]

Mouth tape, like, optional? I don't. I'm not religious about it.

[B]

What about dictate?

[H]

Never tried.

[C]

I've taped my dick to my stomach. See?

[F]

Bryce Harper.

[H]

Yeah. Well, we do that out.

[G]

Bryce Harper's doing the sleep mat.

[B]

So he's doing the sleep.

[F]

He had clothes on, though.

[H]

Yeah. I said he should be probably naked. Well, that's because he's using. He's so. He's definitely naked.

[D]

This dude.

[G]

Every time I see a picture of him, he looks like he's been sentenced to a lifetime of sleep deprivation.

[B]

Ye.

[G]

By like a warlock. He always looks tired. Yeah, that ain't working.

[F]

Look how tired.

[B]

Look how tired.

[H]

No, he has red light. He's using. Infer. He's using red light on top so that you do need to be naked for, like, the red stuff that he has on the top.

[C]

He's wasting the red light.

[H]

Yeah, the red light's not doing.

[B]

Maybe he's just naked from the.

[H]

He could be cropped.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, we've seen that happen before yesterday.

[F]

Are you worried about balls with that? Like.

[H]

No, it's not like an extra.

[F]

It's not like an extra like that.

[H]

No, it's infrared.

[G]

Is it helping your sex drive and your sexual performance?

[H]

Yeah, that seems fine. That's never been a problem.

[B]

Donnie, how was. How was your weekend?

[H]

It's a good weekend. Normal standard.

[B]

What'd you do Friday?

[H]

This.

[G]

Oh, Friday.

[H]

I just got. I got dinner and then had a couple of. Couple beers and. And that's It. Had a couple more beers.

[I]

But anything after.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

What.

[H]

What do you.

[B]

What do you just say?

[H]

You. I feel like you guys know.

[B]

What do you mean? Yeah, whatever.

[H]

Where are we going with this?

[B]

It's not a big deal.

[G]

Say it how you Think it happened?

[B]

Yeah.

[H]

How what happened? What are we talking about?

[B]

You know what we're talking about.

[H]

I don't. You're done it, you dick.

[B]

Just say you're done it.

[F]

Just say your version.

[B]

What are we talking.

[F]

What do we reckon if you just say we can get out.

[H]

There's multiple things that happen, so I don't know. I don't want to.

[B]

We want to see here your version. Because last time we heard someone else's version.

[H]

What did you even hear?

[B]

I don't. Because. No, because then you're gonna. There's too mad about it.

[H]

About multiple things I did.

[G]

We've heard.

[B]

So just say them all.

[G]

We'll start.

[H]

I don't know. I don't know.

[B]

Start with one.

[C]

What?

[H]

Sorry?

[C]

The most obvious thing.

[H]

The cosmos.

[I]

Yeah, yeah, there we go.

[H]

So that wasn't it. Why is he going over there?

[C]

That wasn't it.

[B]

The cosmos.

[A]

That wasn't it. Go to the next one.

[B]

Yeah.

[H]

I drank like a high school kid. I couldn't figure out what I wanted. I had a Cosmo.

[C]

It wasn't the cosmos.

[I]

Keep going.

[B]

What is.

[H]

So what is it, Nick? You're smiling over there. You said you wouldn't talk about this.

[B]

I didn't.

[G]

They wouldn't talk.

[H]

You weren't even there. This could have never happened.

[G]

Who knows who something. What do you mean he wasn't there?

[C]

Oh, wait. Is there something.

[B]

What wasn't he there for?

[H]

I don't. It could be two different things. So I don't want to. I don't want to show my ass. I don't know.

[B]

Let's try the first one.

[C]

What things could it be?

[H]

The Chinese girl.

[B]

It might be the Chinese girl.

[G]

Okay.

[F]

No.

[G]

Okay, well, now it's yeah, girl.

[B]

It's the cosmos and the Chinese.

[F]

Cosmos and the Chinese girl.

[B]

The other thing, later. What about the Chinese?

[H]

You guys really, I need. Do you have a good doctor? Because I. Yeah, I just. I have had high blood pressure for a while and this show isn't helping. I gotta go figure it out.

[B]

What if we do. What if we made like. What if I gave you another mat and you made the mat's not sandwich out of yourself.

[H]

The meds. I thought it would help. It's not.

[B]

Wait, what.

[H]

With blood pressure. With blood pressure. That's a different thing.

[F]

Did the Chinese girl help?

[H]

Be on meds. They might have a little acupuncture.

[B]

Yeah, Western medicine.

[H]

Eastern medicine.

[B]

Medicine. I got corrected by what happened with the Chinese girl.

[H]

That. We're not talking about that. Because that's clearly Something else that's.

[I]

This is.

[H]

Now this is gonna be.

[B]

This is.

[H]

Okay, so he's referring to then the bartender.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, no.

[H]

Honest mistake, Which I still don't know.

[B]

It could.

[H]

This could be a Nick. I don't even know if it's. It's a. I'm pretty sure it was. My initial thought was correct.

[B]

What was the honest mistake?

[H]

They're claiming that it was a guy. I don't think it was.

[B]

You said ma'. Am.

[H]

I don't think I addressed. I don't. Did. I don't know if I addressed.

[C]

Did you. Did you hit on them?

[H]

No, I wouldn't do that.

[A]

Did you say it was exactly your type of chick?

[H]

No, that's cuz she had a studded belt.

[B]

This gets better and better. What?

[H]

It was a punk rock looking style that I.

[C]

You're not punk rock.

[H]

That's a. I like a chick. That's a little punk rock.

[B]

But it was a.

[G]

She had a server. It was a punk rock chick.

[H]

She was bartending.

[B]

But it was a man.

[F]

But it was a man.

[H]

This is where I. This is where I disagree. I don't think it was a dude. I refuse to believe it was a guy.

[B]

Who else was there?

[H]

Nobody can back it up. Nick wasn't even there.

[A]

Let's zoom in. Austin.

[H]

No, it's not. Because I know what Austin's gonna say. It was a guy. He's gonna say it was a guy. And now you're gonna clip this to make it look like I said it was a guy. It did not. It was a woman.

[A]

Donnie. I didn't say anything.

[J]

Did they.

[H]

Oh, there's no way re.

[A]

Watch.

[H]

I'm not gonna re watch because I don't want to hear what you said, Donnie.

[C]

He didn't say anything, so how else.

[H]

Could it have come up?

[A]

You brought it up, dude. You guys.

[B]

The Chinese chick.

[H]

No, no, no.

[F]

What's the Chinese chicken?

[H]

That's something completely different. I don't even know if she was Chinese.

[B]

So wait, so we have a.

[C]

Two women.

[B]

A man, a man woman, and a Chinese. Not Chinese.

[C]

A Chinese chick. That's not Chinese and a woman that's a man.

[F]

So the punk rock bartender was serving you cosmos.

[B]

Austin has confirmed. I said, was Donnie attributed to a man bartender? He said yes, his back.

[H]

I didn't say attracted. I said, that's my type.

[C]

That's.

[B]

Yeah, that's like spirit. Oh, okay, here we go. And he goes, oh, my God. That's exactly my type of girl. The person turned around, it was a dude.

[C]

Wait so you said it when you couldn't see the face.

[H]

Yeah, you couldn't see the face.

[C]

When the face turned around, you didn't.

[B]

Go immediately, dude, that happens to PFT sometimes.

[C]

He's.

[B]

We've been in a steak restaurant before and a waitress has been like, can I take your plate, ma'? Am? It was brutal.

[H]

Yeah, well, I don't know. I don't know how. I don't know how it shook out after that.

[A]

I didn't know anything about the cosmos or the Chinese.

[H]

I was overserved, dude. I couldn't decide.

[F]

Too many cosmos.

[B]

How many cosmos? Too many Chinese chicks.

[F]

But the. The punk rock was. This is the same bar. The punk rock man was serving you cosmos. The punk rock man would come, take your order and you'd be like, can I get a Cosmo?

[H]

No, I never ended up ordering. I never spoke to that person. So I don't know, just from across.

[C]

The bar recognized that was your type of person.

[H]

It was just someone with good looking blonde hair and a studded belt.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't know. How's the ass?

[H]

That wasn't looking at the ass, just the belt.

[F]

The belt and the hair.

[B]

Masculine ass.

[F]

How are the biceps again?

[H]

It was a. If it was a man, it was very. It was a frail man. So I don't look how tall.

[C]

How Chinese?

[H]

I don't know, actually. 60, 40.

[B]

60, 40, 60, 40 Chinese.

[G]

60, 40 Chinese.

[A]

How do you get to that Chinese that's decent. Lucky guess.

[B]

And amount of Chinese.

[G]

What's the 40?

[C]

What?

[H]

Something else.

[F]

60% Chinese.

[A]

You don't need to be so angry, man.

[F]

Yeah, well, who is the Chinese chick, though? For real?

[H]

No, no, we're not doing this.

[B]

Why?

[H]

This is.

[C]

This is this.

[H]

We're not doing this.

[D]

Was this later in the night?

[H]

This was at the same. This was in the same night. Guys, what are we. Guys, come on.

[D]

Was it because it got. Was it because the cosmos?

[H]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

When did you start sipping cosmos?

[H]

I had one. I don't even know if I got it. It was a Cosmo, actually. It was a pink, Pinkish drink. I got what she was drinking to make it easy.

[A]

Chinese girl, dude.

[H]

No. Yes, but no, I'm not.

[D]

She come up to you or did you go?

[H]

I went up to her, reluctantly.

[A]

What?

[B]

Oh, oh. And you said, I'll have what she's having. And it was just a pink lady drink.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

Served by a petite man bartender.

[H]

Yeah, I guess if you want to put it that way. If you want to spin it that way, sure.

[D]

Okay. Did she.

[B]

Was she yeah, it was good.

[H]

It was nice.

[D]

She got her number.

[H]

Yeah, I did.

[C]

Good.

[A]

Did you find out if she's Chinese?

[H]

I didn't ask. I didn't. I know. But it'd be nice to know 23andMe.

[G]

Why?

[B]

We should probably get to the bottom of that 23andMe before we date.

[G]

There's more Chinese girls than anything in the planet. Like a billion.

[H]

Is there good.

[B]

Somewhere there?

[F]

But.

[A]

We like hanging out with you, man. We're not like attack.

[C]

Really enjoy you.

[H]

Well, thanks. I enjoy it too. Yeah, I'm not every time. Not like today. I'm not having to be fun. I'm not having fun.

[C]

What could. What could we do to make your time a little bit better on the show? How.

[B]

How's the. How's the dream presentation going?

[H]

I haven't started. I and I up.

[B]

I mean, writing them down.

[C]

Yeah, but that's how you wanted to do it.

[B]

Yeah, but I. But.

[H]

Well, there was a hiccup. I don't know if I should even tell you about it. If I should just pretend like I'd never hooked up. Hiccups.

[C]

Yeah.

[H]

If I never messed it up. There was a hiccup. Slight hiccup.

[F]

What was it?

[H]

So I wanted to do it like a doctor. So I had a recording like a us. What do you call that? Just a recorder. So I would talk to it. Like give it so I don't have to write notes in the middle of the bed. But the internal memory was full and there was no SD card in it. So none of my thoughts were the guy.

[A]

Nothing speaking to nothing.

[B]

So we got to restart.

[H]

I remember that.

[F]

So.

[B]

Yeah. Save for the presentation.

[H]

I'll save for the presentation.

[B]

Okay.

[H]

There's enough in the present. Why haven't started it. But I think I have enough to put together.

[F]

From the.

[H]

I think I have enough to put together.

[A]

Do you need an SD card?

[B]

Well, you get an extra day. We're gonna do Thursday instead.

[H]

Okay. That helps.

[B]

Yeah.

[H]

Yeah. I mean, I think I've invented a new way of the dream. But I will save that.

[C]

Oh, wow.

[B]

I'm so excited.

[G]

Holy.

[C]

That's a big moment in human history.

[B]

You've invented a new way to dream.

[A]

This would be like a top 10 discovery lifetime.

[C]

We'll see.

[B]

Hey, are you. Did you enter into the 5050 wheel?

[H]

Yeah, I'm in.

[B]

I like your chances.

[H]

Oh, yeah. How many people are in it?

[B]

I think like 60.

[G]

Can I get in?

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I still gotta.

[B]

You gotta do it. But we're gonna do at the end of The X.

[H]

It's all cash.

[G]

I got cash.

[B]

All cash.

[A]

Oh, I mean, I have a 20.

[B]

So we have. So what we're doing at the end of the. I thought of this idea after we did the White Elephant. Once a month, we're gonna do a big giant wheel in the office. It's $10 to enter. You only get one entry. I'm gonna match the pot. That's where the 50. 50 comes in. So. And then winner takes it all, and we'll have everyone in the gambling cave. Look at that.

[C]

Are we doing it live on the yak or we're doing it after?

[B]

We're doing it live on the act at the end of the act. We could spin a couple right now.

[A]

Well, I.

[D]

Wait.

[A]

I want to get on it. I have cash on me.

[D]

Can you just count me in for one?

[A]

Are you good for it?

[F]

You can't.

[D]

I have it in my bag right now.

[F]

Once we start, we can't add anybody.

[B]

No, no, Once we start, if anyone's watching the act right now, you have to have it in by.

[C]

Yeah, me and Nick are in.

[B]

What?

[C]

You've just said you had a 20.

[D]

I called dibs.

[A]

Here, I have two 20s.

[B]

Add that. Add that to the wheel.

[D]

Nick, I'm ou. Right now.

[B]

Give it a Nick. Nick's gonna give it to TJ. TA's gonna add our names to the wheel. How do you need to be in?

[G]

I have cash ups.

[B]

I got you.

[A]

So I have Kate and Brendan and.

[B]

Myself and Kibi and Kate, Brandon, Kate and Kyle.

[G]

Can I get the birthday boost? Five slices?

[I]

Yeah.

[A]

What's wrong, chef? You're stressing a little bit.

[H]

It's.

[C]

Do you think we just ruined the wheel because four more people got added on it ruined your chance to win?

[H]

I. I didn't. That didn't cross my mind yet, but, yeah. I don't know.

[A]

What are you stressing about?

[H]

Nothing. Nothing.

[A]

I'm. I'm.

[H]

I just need to.

[D]

Can.

[H]

I might even die.

[C]

Dude, life is good, man.

[F]

What's.

[G]

You're a sexually fluid innovator of science.

[C]

You're about to reinvent dream.

[B]

Also, Donnie, you are a star.

[C]

A star.

[B]

Like, this is all.

[C]

You're my favorite.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

You're the yak fan's favorite.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

Guest of the year.

[B]

Well, you want.

[F]

You want to.

[H]

Yeah, it was good I mentioned that.

[C]

Okay.

[H]

Someone told one of my good friends I was at golfing with him over Christmas, New Year's. He told me. He said, oh, like, I don't know if you know this, but they. The guest of the Year is a joke. That's not a thing.

[B]

Was the money real? Hold on. Did you tell your friend the money was real?

[H]

Yeah, that's a good point about the money.

[B]

How more real could it be? I gave you. We won a thousand dollars.

[A]

It was the first annual, but yes, real.

[B]

Fuck that guy. You know what?

[D]

What?

[B]

He's.

[A]

He's not your friend.

[C]

Yeah, him.

[F]

He's a. He's the joke. Yeah, you're in a great position to win again.

[B]

What's it. What's his name?

[D]

Yeah, that guy.

[H]

No, we don't need to have.

[C]

No say his name.

[H]

Oh, no, no, we don't have to, because I'm.

[B]

I want to nominate him for Chump of the Year.

[G]

Yeah, that sounds like a chump.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, he's a Chump of the Year.

[H]

No, we don't.

[B]

We don't need that. Okay, well, he's. He's. Whoever you are, buddy, you're Chump of the Year right now.

[C]

Leader in the clubhouse.

[B]

You're the only one on.

[H]

Because he's a big fan of the show. That would ruin his life.

[C]

Yeah, well, you know what? It needs to be ruined if he's out there saying this.

[H]

Well, look, what's his name? If this turns into. It's. You know, sometimes I feel like I'm Ben Mintz, and I. That's. You know, that's.

[B]

No, you won my. You. We like you.

[H]

I like money.

[A]

I like you. And you work very hard.

[B]

Yes. We don't like Ben. Wait, hey, I offered. I offered Mincy up to the Cartels on Friday.

[F]

That's awesome.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

Genuinely was, like.

[I]

They would have nothing to do with him.

[B]

Yeah, right. No, give him back.

[G]

He's like a perfect entrapment scheme guy. Well, that's high risk, low reward.

[A]

How was your rotten roommate this weekend?

[H]

He went on. He didn't come home. He left Thursday. Didn't come home till Sunday morning.

[B]

Jesus.

[H]

No. Yeah, he got back late Saturday, but I didn't see him till Sunday morning. Yeah, but he's. Yeah, he's just as rotten, but. I don't know.

[B]

We love him.

[A]

Love him.

[H]

Love him to death.

[B]

I gotta meet this guy.

[A]

You were defending him at dinner.

[H]

Yeah, he's. I love that.

[A]

He's a great.

[H]

I mean, nice.

[A]

He said he's not rotten.

[B]

If he.

[A]

If you saw him burning in a car accident, you'd help him out.

[H]

Yeah, I'd save him.

[A]

But, like. But, like, wouldn't you do that for anybody?

[H]

That's like the train dilemma. It's like, you Know it's not what the classic the.

[G]

Yeah, the trolley.

[H]

What's that? Thought experiment.

[A]

You pull the lever and it kills more people.

[H]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

How is it like that?

[F]

This one's just a car.

[H]

No, of course. Yeah. I would save someone from a burning car.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

I feel like you're the number one guy to like actually be able. Like I probably would be like I don't want to get. I don't know how to do this. I got this. What do you think about Alex Honnold? Pretty crazy.

[H]

Yeah, it's. It's very cool. Very. But he'd be the first to admit that that wasn't as hard as his El Cap horse. Dangerous. But it's cool. It's cool. Now he's. Hopefully he can finally start making money by doing stunts like that.

[B]

I feel like he's gonna.

[H]

Probably die. Yeah. Yeah. I mean you see the quote that he said? Like they asked him if he's. If it. You know what his family think if he died. He goes well my kids are too young. They wouldn't remember. So. Oh, he's like. He's like.

[D]

He was so not a great question.

[H]

They probably so they. I don't know if they necessarily have trauma so it's fine. It's like my wife would care but she'd get over it.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Pretty sure they'd have trauma.

[F]

They'd have trouble.

[H]

Yeah. I like how matter of fact he is.

[A]

Does that inspire you to want to do shit like that?

[H]

No, cuz I'm not. I know my limitations.

[C]

Yeah.

[H]

You know I'm dumb but I'm not stupid.

[B]

You're more of like a dominate people at camp barstool. Cuz you only want who brought climbing shoes.

[C]

Right.

[H]

And it was so good they took that competition out of the true. We had to delete the company.

[B]

Had to. It's basically like, you know, banning dunking when Kareem was in college. Is that right? Kareem Korea.

[F]

Yep.

[B]

They had to ban the.

[H]

Of course I knew that. I knew this. Yeah.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Is it back in dunking?

[H]

That's a dumb question.

[C]

For about 60 years. Yeah.

[G]

Yeah.

[F]

Dunking 2014. Yeah.

[E]

That was.

[H]

I mean that's when I knew it.

[G]

Right When I said modern Hoopers are dunking.

[B]

Are they dunking again?

[H]

Probably back in.

[F]

I guess you're the new.

[A]

What was the last time you watched basketball man?

[H]

I mean that's the thing. I watch it. I watch it.

[C]

It's back in.

[B]

I imagine you just turning on being like oh, foul. Yeah, they're doing it Again, it's awesome. Dunks.

[C]

They're back.

[F]

You got any. You got any big plans coming up in the next month or so?

[H]

No, I'm gonna try to ski a little bit more if we can get some. Some snow.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What's going on with the Colorado? There's no snow.

[H]

No, it's the high pressure wave.

[C]

The.

[H]

All the snows in Canada right now.

[C]

Oh, I saw a lot of snow in Colorado just yesterday.

[H]

Well, yeah, they finally got some. Yeah, it's like the first snow they've had this this entire season. It's record breaking. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. But we get a late dump in March. That's all you need. Don't always ski. We had that at Camp Bar. Still there. I'd win that.

[G]

You said there's no slope. You couldn't.

[H]

I didn't say that. I didn't say it like that.

[G]

You say you're very skilled. You could.

[H]

I'm a good skier. Yeah.

[B]

Double black diamond.

[H]

What's that?

[B]

Double black diamond.

[H]

Yeah, I guess he Double blacks, but that's. No one wants to hear someone talk about how good they are at skiing.

[C]

I kind of do.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

I talk about.

[D]

More about have I had a bad. Like, oh, I fucked up. I shouldn't have gone down this one or.

[C]

Nope.

[D]

Always been fine.

[H]

No, as far as going down shit. But I've had like fucked up and gone off like jumps that I should definitely not have done. But other than that.

[C]

You're here today.

[F]

Could you do the Olympic like if you got dropped on the Olympic course.

[H]

Like the dad Ski the race comfortable.

[F]

Doing or you'd be shitting your pants.

[H]

I've done like a. Yeah, but that like if you're ski racing, you're on. You're basically skiing on ice with blades on your skis. It's a very different style. It's more big mountain stuff. That's the.

[B]

You know, they don't do big mountain like backwoods.

[H]

Yeah. Backcountry. Or like free riding. But again, like I can't. Can't ski all that. But there's a decent amount I could. Decent amount I can't do you board? No, that's.

[B]

Yeah.

[H]

I don't know. That had its phase. I think it was cool in the 20s.

[B]

20S 2010s.

[F]

Yeah.

[H]

No one gives a about it anymore.

[F]

Sean White.

[H]

That's the thing. You never see an old person snowboarding. You see old guys skiing all the time. It's like golf. You can ski till you're 80. You can't snowboard once you're 50. Get it. Get that thing out of here.

[D]

I just saw Sean White snowboarding over.

[H]

Well, he's a pro.

[D]

Gillis this week, bro. In Central park or something.

[A]

Over him?

[D]

Yeah, like sitting on the ground drinking a beer.

[B]

And so I'm like, that was Central.

[D]

Park or it was Brooklyn or Central Park. It was one of the other.

[C]

Huh. Wow.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And Chris o'.

[C]

Connor, he's been on the show.

[D]

Yes, Chris o'.

[F]

Connor.

[E]

That's cool.

[F]

Is this just for fun or for like a commercial of some sort of.

[H]

I mean, they had so much snow. Everybody was around.

[B]

That's awesome.

[F]

That's sweet.

[A]

Rings out his snowboard. Shane Gillis happened to have a. I.

[B]

Think the X Game Bud Light label out.

[H]

X Game just ended.

[A]

Where is this weekend X Games still have it? No. There are people still watching the X Games.

[H]

Not as much as they used. I was tuned, but you can't watch it on. It's not on TV anymore.

[F]

It's.

[H]

You have to get. Stream it on like Kick or Roku.

[B]

Is Sal Masquela still.

[H]

No, he's not.

[B]

Shit.

[C]

He was a home speaker. He was where?

[H]

He was on it this weekend.

[B]

Oh, he was.

[C]

Sal.

[A]

Yep.

[H]

I didn't see him.

[G]

I don't know.

[H]

I only watched the skeev. I only watched slopes also.

[C]

It's just 100. Definitely on TV.

[F]

It was on TV yesterday.

[C]

It was on TV. It was only ESPN yesterday.

[H]

Was it?

[A]

I.

[H]

Why the was I streaming it, though?

[C]

I don't know. Because I was looking around for games and there was X. X Games was all up in the way.

[B]

They brought snowmobile then.

[H]

I stand corrected. I was streaming all weekend, but yeah, it's a lot. I mean, I think it's lost its luster, but they. It's independently owned anymore. Yeah, ESPN used to own it, so I'm surprised that it's on. It was on it. I don't know how TV rights work. Clearly.

[B]

All right, thanks, Johnny.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

You're the best guy, Johnny. Good luck on the wheel.

[H]

Thank you.

[F]

I love this.

[A]

You're the man. Donnie, he's just talking about the X.

[F]

Games and he's like angry and it's independent.

[A]

TV rights.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

I didn't know about. So funny any of that.

[C]

What was. Yeah, what was your thing?

[A]

I didn't have a thing at all. I just went to dinner with him. They went out afterwards.

[C]

You hadn't heard about a Chinese girl?

[A]

Austin said Donnie put on a performance, but I didn't know anything.

[B]

It's perfect.

[D]

Also I'm pretty sure he thinks the drink is called a cosmos. Like, oh, like the universe. The way he was saying it. He thinks it's a cosmos for you.

[B]

Gotta find this chump of the year too.

[C]

He blames us for his high blood pressure.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Yeah, that's worth it.

[B]

By the way, Pizza Hut. Before the QB says hut, you need to make the call to Pizza Hut and order the big New Yorker their biggest pizza for the biggest games. Super Bowl 60. And unless you're getting nil money, you'll be happy to know it is just $10 for a limited time New York style crust flavor with parmesan oregano seasoning in massive slices so big you have to fold them. The big New Yorker's Pizza Hut's biggest pizza for the biggest game. Pre order the big New Yorker in the Pizza Hut app or Pizza Hut dot com. Should we talk about Fasoli?

[A]

Oh my God.

[B]

We have. Can you have him zoom on just the biggest? He said Mac.

[A]

Oh, butt.

[B]

He said Matt Collins. Did you see that?

[D]

Can somebody explain why? Like, was this a bet?

[C]

No, I'm naked.

[G]

Why?

[D]

Right?

[G]

So Matt Collins does like barefoot, I think.

[F]

Yeah. He takes his shirt off when it's cold. Gets barefoot.

[G]

He doesn't do pantsless though.

[F]

He does not do pantsless.

[I]

Did he not know he wasn't wearing it?

[F]

Go shirtless and barefoot.

[C]

So I've thought about this way too much, but apparently he didn't mean to pull his underwear down. He just meant to. To take his pants down. And somebody said, why didn't you redo it? And he said, well, well, I can't. Once my underwear came down, I had to keep. I had to keep going. I had to do it.

[A]

Could have pulled up, pulled him right back up.

[C]

It was a recorded video.

[B]

Just, what, What a big butt.

[A]

What a big fat butt.

[D]

I felt wrong watching it, but I couldn't look away.

[A]

Watch it a few times.

[B]

Zoom in, tj.

[C]

I've watched it more than once.

[F]

How did.

[A]

How did we not see back of ball or dick?

[G]

Pure ass cold.

[A]

It was just all encompassing.

[D]

Butt and shadow was ass shadow.

[C]

But like, it's cold outside, there's snow. So the funny thing would be take your shirt off and go dive in the snow. He took his pants off? Yeah, he took his pants and his underwear off.

[G]

Did he mention dick? Did he mention that in the video?

[F]

Not really. But he left a long sleeve T shirt on. So like I. That's what's weird too, is to cover.

[A]

Up maybe the penis. But if he was backwards, the whole Time, it didn't matter.

[D]

He could have taken us everything off.

[I]

Yeah, it would have been even more pointless if you left his boxes on.

[C]

Presumably his fiance was. Was.

[B]

Oh, yeah, definitely. Oh, there he is.

[G]

Holy.

[C]

Yo.

[B]

How you feeling? Knowing that like millions of people saw your grundle.

[C]

I'm all right with it.

[B]

All right.

[J]

I've been on the record many times of. Actually, I'm not going to say that.

[C]

Of.

[B]

What, What. What have you been on?

[J]

I. I can't say that.

[C]

Why not? You just went ass out on the timeline. You can't say this.

[J]

I've been on the record many times saying that I would be all over only fans in different scenarios of life.

[B]

I didn't know you were on the record.

[A]

I didn't know that.

[D]

Yeah, put it in the line.

[F]

Avowed that.

[G]

Plenty of time.

[B]

What do you porn, like?

[A]

Would you post like butt content?

[B]

Would it be just dick down in the snow content?

[J]

I meant if I wasn't a male.

[C]

Oh, why would that come up?

[B]

So you're just saying if you're a hot. If you were a hot chick, you would. You would put your pussy out on the Internet.

[G]

What, what is this about your ass?

[C]

You don't have a pussy.

[A]

But it Would it be like if you were a chick with current body.

[J]

I don't know.

[F]

How often do you think about this? Like, damn, I wish I was a chick that could put my.

[B]

Yeah, you're like, hey, if everything about me was different, I'd be making millions on only fans.

[J]

No, last night was not a thought of like that. That was just pure. It was. Been snowing all day. We had like 14 inches on the ground.

[G]

At what point in the game or before the game did you decide, like, I'm going to do this if we win?

[J]

No, I really didn't think about it until like probably that last drive. And then the third and sixth happened.

[C]

Or.

[J]

Well, the third and six comes up, Drake does what Drake does. And then I was like, I got. I gotta jump in the snow.

[C]

I. So you took your shorts off and your underwear went with. The plan was never underwear all the way off?

[J]

Yeah, no, the draws were supposed to stay on, but everything came down at once.

[C]

But when they didn't stay on, why didn't you stop the video and. And redo it?

[J]

School of day Portnoy. You never stop the video. It's always first take.

[B]

He's right.

[C]

If Dave took his underwear off, he would keep going. Well, I guess federal crime. Yeah. Again, you, you. But you turn your ass, your bare asses Is a camera at any point, are you worried about dick and balls?

[J]

Oh, I trimmed the end of the video because my dick and balls were fully out.

[B]

Oh, can you send us that? We'll spin the wheel.

[A]

One of us has to watch.

[B]

Yeah, we'll pay you. We'll make it.

[C]

Only you're saying this is after the snow. After dig down the snow, your dick is out on camera.

[J]

Not like face front, but, like, when I was turned around standing up.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

I don't.

[H]

Yeah.

[J]

That was great.

[F]

But why? Solely, why pants off but not shirt off?

[J]

Honestly, Mark, at my. I just went.

[F]

You just went for it?

[J]

I don't know.

[F]

You're a, you're a shirt off guy. You take your shirt off a lot. So, like, why?

[J]

I was watching mostly sports this morning when you said that, and I was like, you know what? I, I don't know why.

[F]

That's what confused me is I, I would assume you would rip your shirt off and dive in.

[C]

Switch.

[J]

Yeah, I, I, I don't know. I just, the. I, I guess the, the pants were the first option for I don't know what reason. I just ran and dove.

[B]

I love it. I love it.

[A]

And then you, you yelled matt Collins because he doesn't wear shoes.

[J]

Shoes, shirts. He's a, He's a winner guy.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

Fair boy.

[G]

How many bookmarks does the tweet have?

[J]

Let's look.

[G]

But you went in knowing, like, you have an ass like that. Like you're proud of.

[J]

Oh, I mean, I knew I was a hairy mess, but who cares?

[A]

But no, it is just a Olive behemoth.

[B]

What was the conversation when you came back in the house with your fiance?

[C]

My question.

[J]

Everyone thought it was super funny.

[F]

Everyone. By everyone, her mom and dad were right behind us.

[B]

Where were you?

[C]

I'm so happy I asked.

[B]

Where.

[G]

Where were you?

[J]

I'm at her, like, her mother's house.

[G]

Oh, this is your in laws house?

[F]

You put your cock and balls in the snow of your in laws house? Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Did they see your balls?

[B]

No.

[C]

How.

[D]

How did they not see your balls?

[J]

Because I was fake down.

[C]

Right, but your underwear and shorts were in the house when you were dick down?

[J]

I had a, I had a towel at the. Like, you guys didn't see. I had a towel, like, right there at the footstep.

[D]

Were they like, hey, why your dick and balls and not your shirt?

[J]

You know what? No one said anything. It was just kind of like a very. They're, They're Giants fans, so they don't get to experience this often.

[C]

All Right.

[B]

No, no, no.

[C]

When your fiance is stand door and you're getting ready, she's got the phone up. Where are your mother in law and father in law, or fiance, whatever you call them?

[J]

Right behind there.

[C]

Right behind her. Standing right behind her.

[D]

Yeah. Look.

[C]

What do you mean, look? Still there.

[F]

They haven't moved.

[A]

Your ass is like Medusa.

[J]

Like, we were right here.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[J]

And that's out there.

[E]

Well, now I.

[F]

We knew that already.

[B]

Oh, yeah. They were there.

[C]

I didn't fill in any gaps.

[E]

You want me to prove it?

[B]

So, Fasoli, you're going to.

[E]

You.

[B]

This. This man who watched this is going to walk his beautiful daughter down the aisle this summer and hand. Hand her off to you.

[J]

Yes.

[B]

What a. What a world. I love it. True love.

[J]

That's right.

[C]

Good for you.

[B]

That's right. That's right.

[H]

That's true love.

[G]

What's next for you? You've never done anything like this, but it worked.

[J]

What's next? I mean, I'm always, like, shirtless or doing something stupid again, though, so.

[C]

This was balls. Yeah.

[I]

What are you gonna do if they win the Super Bowl?

[J]

Oh, I don't know. That. That's. Yeah, Soupy is. I'm not sure yet. Hank texted me last night and he said, dick's out.

[G]

Stupid.

[J]

I hearted the message.

[C]

With a T. Okay. Will you be in San Francisco, bro?

[G]

And, dude, you're in the porn algorithm. Dude, I just wrapped up your video and it got straight to dick sucking.

[B]

Whoa, wait, where are you going right now? You said you're going to the airport.

[J]

Yeah, I'm flying out. I'm leaving in, like, two hours. I'm going to Dallas for the cod thing.

[B]

Oh, got it, got it. Yeah, Bush game.

[F]

The boys. Yeah.

[J]

Yes, the bush.

[B]

Okay, and then we'll see you next week in the Super Bowl.

[D]

Yep.

[J]

I'll be in Santa Clara on Sunday. And the big man already texted me and he blessed me for the Super Bowl.

[B]

I love it.

[C]

Favor. Jesus. Dave.

[J]

Dave is Jesus.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I don't know that that works.

[I]

He's gonna be mad. You can call him. God.

[A]

All right.

[B]

So you're going to the Super Bowl.

[J]

Yes. Very, very excited. I. I legitimately couldn't believe it. And I looked like an idiot because I didn't have Dave's new phone number. And he texted me and he asked if I was gonna be in Santa Clara, and then I said, yes, I will be. I'm sorry, I don't have this number. Saved. Who is this? And then he said, you should save your boss's Phone number. And I said, oh, my God.

[B]

Oh, my God. Your life flashed before your eyes.

[J]

But then he said, I'll have a ticket for you and basically we'll see you there. And I'm very excited.

[B]

This is like your. This is the biggest day of your life. That's a bit like Dave Portnoy saying, hey, I want to take you to the super bowl for the Patriots. That's it.

[J]

It's unbelievably. But I felt like an idiot because I had his old number. An older number, and didn't have the new one.

[C]

Hey, Fasoli, you have to say no to one of these events this year. The super bowl with Dave Portnoy. With him or your wedding. Wow.

[J]

That's not fair.

[B]

But answer the question.

[G]

You should answer this.

[B]

Look around, make sure she's not in the room.

[A]

Make sure the parents aren't in that one spot.

[J]

I plead the fifth.

[C]

Okay, okay. We.

[B]

You answered it enough.

[C]

The question's been answered.

[B]

Yeah, it has been. 100 answered.

[C]

Nope.

[J]

I love my fiance, but you probably.

[C]

Love Dave Fortnite just as much.

[G]

Who would you rather go to war for?

[J]

She wouldn't want me to go to war, so I would go to war for Dave.

[B]

Yeah, okay.

[F]

Yeah, okay.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

All right.

[B]

For soul. You're the best.

[A]

You're the man for solo.

[J]

See you guys soon.

[B]

Love you. All right.

[A]

No.

[C]

The parents were there.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Right there in that spot.

[B]

That is so good that his parents were there.

[C]

Her parents.

[B]

Her parents were there.

[I]

Even better.

[C]

I just want everybody. Everybody who's. Who's married right now or in a long term relationship, engaged. Think about your girl or your guy's parents being there and you going dick down in the snow in front of them.

[F]

Pull your out, jump in the snow and make a snow angel. Face down.

[B]

Large ass, hairy large ass.

[E]

What cut of underwear was that?

[B]

Good question, Steve.

[C]

I should have asked him.

[E]

I don't know.

[B]

I guess why that was boxers. What?

[C]

He.

[I]

He took him off.

[F]

Steve.

[C]

I guess the. The. Probably the question he's getting to is how it's crazy how easy they came.

[A]

Down, slid right off.

[F]

Or they're a loose boxer.

[A]

Sure.

[F]

Right.

[D]

It had to be like an old pair that was barely hanging on.

[F]

Steve, have you never wore loose boxers? Wait a second.

[A]

Wait a goddamn second.

[E]

Wait. Am I misunderstanding what happened? His underwear was on for that.

[B]

No, no, wait.

[C]

Have you not seen the video?

[D]

Che, watch the video.

[C]

Have you not seen the actual video? Yeah, he quotes.

[E]

I thought that was underwear.

[F]

Underwear?

[C]

What was underwear?

[A]

What could you possibly think was underwear?

[E]

I thought he was wearing a thong.

[F]

You thought his butt crack was a thong?

[E]

My boy's got a dark taint.

[B]

Yeah, he sure does.

[E]

Shot it.

[F]

Watch it again. Knowing that he has no underwear on.

[B]

He sure does.

[C]

My boy's got a dark taint.

[D]

They usually are.

[G]

What cut of underwear you thought he was wearing?

[I]

I just. We just said it like four different times that he took off his underwear.

[F]

There he goes.

[B]

He's watching. He's watching.

[A]

See if he notices the butt.

[B]

I thought he's wearing.

[C]

It's just so bare ass, though.

[E]

He's wearing a thong.

[D]

Why would he be wearing a thong?

[C]

Does he not know where a thong is?

[B]

Oh, man.

[D]

Why would he think that?

[E]

Yeah, I guess it was all down.

[C]

All right. Wow. Two heavy hitters to start this this week.

[B]

George Sanders just made the Pro Bowl.

[C]

Yeah, I saw that.

[I]

No way.

[B]

Oh, funny. That's so funny.

[F]

How many people drop as a rookie. Wow. Yeah, that's hard to do. That's hard to do.

[B]

That's his. Let's see. His numbers were 3 and 4. Records, 7 touchdowns, 10 interceptions, 1400 yards. Pro Bowler.

[F]

Pro Bowl.

[B]

That's so awesome.

[G]

That's like a. A lasting accolade, Correct?

[B]

Yeah, it will be. Yeah. Next to him forever.

[F]

He will be able to call himself a Pro Bowler for the rest of his life.

[G]

This is a fan vote.

[B]

No. This is everyone who makes the Pro bowl and is like, I really want to go.

[A]

He was.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If you had his stats, would you say no to the Pro Bowl? Like, that's embarrassing.

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

I think I would say yes.

[B]

Say that you're one time Pro Bowler is pretty cool. He may never get back.

[A]

I'm sure he will.

[C]

Where?

[B]

Where?

[C]

What's.

[B]

Who said no?

[A]

It had to have been everybody.

[C]

Everybody. And the eight. They still.

[B]

Drake Mace playing in the Super Bowl. Josh Allen probably said no.

[C]

Trevor Lawrence would have had to say no.

[B]

Trevor Lawrence probably said no.

[C]

Joe Burrow was hurt.

[B]

Let's see who's. Who's actually attending.

[C]

Lamar was hurt most of the year, but he probably had the chance to say no.

[D]

Is the reason for saying no just not wanting to get hurt? Is that it?

[C]

You just don't want to. No, because they don't even play.

[G]

They just play like games.

[C]

They play tiddlywinks or whatever.

[B]

Wait, Trevor Lawrence wasn't a. A Pro Bowler and he wasn't considered as an alt.

[C]

Surely they asked him first.

[B]

Oh, no. He was asked and he said no.

[A]

Okay, so did literally everybody say no?

[C]

It had to be. He had to be the last.

[B]

They were Drake May, Josh Allen, Justin Herbert.

[C]

Right.

[B]

May's going to Super Bowl. The other two are banged up. Bo Nicks got injured. Patrick Mahomes got injured. Daniel Jones got injured. That's how you get Shore Sanders.

[A]

Did they ask Rogers before him?

[B]

I don't know. That's crazy.

[C]

Good for him.

[B]

It's so good for the discourse. Love it. Love it for the discourse. Pro Bowler. Pro bowl is just in the city.

[A]

Of the super bowl during the week.

[F]

This.

[A]

This year.

[B]

It's on Sunday. Yeah, they play. They're playing flag football.

[C]

I didn't know they were doing that.

[B]

I think it's like flag football because Steve Young is a coach and we're going to get to call a play. Stephen Chase. Have you figured out that play yet?

[A]

That.

[E]

Yeah, I'll get it to you after the show.

[B]

Okay, great. So, yeah, I mean that. That I guess tells you everything about the Pro Bowl. Stephen Chase calling a play. That's.

[A]

Hey, that's.

[B]

That's way more remarkable.

[A]

That ch Con. That a dream come true.

[E]

Very cool. Yeah. The fact they're going to implement and then run a game is awesome.

[A]

What if it gets blown up?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What if it's just the worst play ever?

[E]

What if it's touchdown?

[F]

Whoa.

[B]

Yeah, that's the. That was that right there was this room, our brain. Stephen Chase brain. The most glass half full, glass half empty experiment.

[G]

Are you going for a touchdown or what? Like a how many yards?

[B]

Yeah, why not just go for like a three yard gain?

[E]

We ain't going for check down.

[C]

Wait, are you. Are you leaving like in a minute.

[E]

Tomorrow.

[C]

Tomorrow morning?

[B]

Tomorrow morning after.

[E]

Wake up Arsenal.

[B]

Ah, tomorrow morning.

[C]

Super Bowls in a week and a half, two weeks. Really? When are you going? Friday, Sunday. Oh, you going Friday?

[B]

Sunday.

[C]

We're on Sunday.

[F]

I'll be going Sunday. Yeah, as well.

[E]

I'm gonna.

[F]

Sunday for me.

[E]

If there are any hair stylists in the San Francisco area that have opening Sunday night for jaguar hair, hit me up.

[A]

That'll work.

[C]

Yeah. This should be planned out better than that. You should. You should already know who's doing jaguar hair.

[B]

He's got it covered.

[E]

I tweeted it out.

[C]

Doesn't sound like he does.

[D]

Oh, I know a stylist out there who's awesome.

[E]

Really?

[D]

Yes, I do.

[C]

Who?

[D]

My cousin's been in. I don't want to out on and off relationship with this person for a long time. And they're fabulous.

[B]

Okay, yeah, I'll link you up.

[C]

Well, Chinese girl always fabulous.

[B]

Because the off part.

[D]

I shouldn't have said that out loud. They're doing great, but she's great. I'll link you up.

[C]

Do y' all keep coming back to the Chinese girl in your mind, like I do?

[B]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[A]

Donnie's. I'm. He's mad at me.

[F]

Oh, is it the Chinese girl?

[G]

He said that?

[B]

Why is he mad? Well, it's funny too, that he said, like, I genuinely. I don't. I. I really. I know that we have fun with him. He is so far different than Mincy.

[A]

Oh, my God. He'll never think that for a second.

[C]

Jeff, Donnie is the best thing we currently.

[B]

Yeah. He is a detestable brute.

[A]

He just text me, you tricked me. I'm like, I disappointed him.

[F]

I don't think everything Chef Donnie says is stupid. I do think everything he says is funny.

[B]

The way he delivers is so funny.

[F]

So I laugh at him, but that doesn't mean I think he's stupid.

[E]

Right.

[F]

It's just. Just him talking about the X Games was funny.

[B]

He's also. He's a competent. He's a very competent adult.

[C]

I also want to see the punk rock dude.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Or chick.

[A]

The really pretty. We need to do a competition like yours. Big cat.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

They're all turned around and studded belts.

[B]

He's the hottest.

[G]

He kind of dives into conversations like somebody who is jumping off a cliff.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

He barrels for it. He's like it. Here I go.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't want him. I don't want him to compare himself.

[B]

He Kool Aid Man's conversation.

[A]

Yes.

[G]

He's like, all right, yeah, throw me the knife. And then he know. He's fluent in French. He's a worldclass chef, expert traveler.

[A]

He's an incredible human daredevil skier.

[B]

Daredevil.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

Handsome.

[B]

Very.

[C]

Guys all get out.

[A]

Uhhuh.

[B]

Perfectly normal sized feet. Yeah.

[C]

And just dumb as the day is long.

[D]

Well, it's crazy. I went to his pop up. Remember he had a pop up restaurant?

[A]

Yes.

[D]

He was running a restaurant. That's so impressive.

[B]

Yeah. Like, that to compare him to Mincy isn't. Can't make a grilled cheese.

[D]

But it's just crazy. Like, I went and it was wonderful and I was so impressed. And then. That's the Crystal Mac guy.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I don't know.

[A]

Did he text you this weekend? Big Cat?

[B]

Mincy.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

No, but he's been doing the thing where he's like. Like a. Like a dog with a bark in their throat every time I walk by. He's got. He's he wants to say something and I have not given him the opportunity. I've moved. So probably the fastest I move is when he's in the. In the area.

[A]

Because he texted me this week and I told him to text you.

[B]

No, please, no. He texted everyone.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Called everyone.

[C]

Yeah, everyone. He did get out of Mexico, though.

[B]

He got out of Mexico.

[D]

What's he calling? He's like, anxious.

[B]

No, he's got an idea.

[D]

Oh.

[C]

Oh. Did we ever find out the Tate idea?

[A]

That's the idea. He called with everybody.

[C]

I didn't get a text or a call.

[B]

Okay, what's the idea?

[A]

I don't want it. I don't want to do that.

[B]

Che, you got the idea, right? I don't.

[E]

I don't know if the idea is crazy good, but he wants to do a cruises. Yeah, a PowerPoint presentation about cruises. Tell us on the idea.

[B]

Once he's been wanting to do a cruise. He just wants to go on a cruise.

[C]

Listen, I know, but mincy doing a PowerPoint presentation.

[B]

All right, all right, I'll allow the cruise.

[E]

Maybe funny and potentially loud on a. Talk to you about it. If he did it and he's not allowed to have any help.

[B]

Correct.

[C]

Okay.

[F]

This is barstool cruise that the idea's had.

[B]

Miny wants to go on a cruise. Yeah, he's wanted to go on a cruise for like a jam band cruise. And he's convinced in his head that we can somehow also sponsor the cruise. A lot of Min's ideas are us giving money, not making money. Yeah, but I guess I'll hear him out.

[F]

And him always doing what he.

[B]

Correct.

[F]

Wants to do. I was going to do anyway.

[C]

Then you can go ahead and come up with the answer no in your head now. Fine. But I would.

[B]

I would like to see the presentation.

[A]

But if you're right, if it's a barstool cruise and he's. If it's Yak Live on a cruise.

[B]

Just give me the gun right now.

[C]

But none of us want to go.

[A]

That would be all of us having to do a week on. On a boat.

[I]

Yeah, but he doesn't necessarily have to.

[A]

Maybe he. What would he do on the cruise?

[B]

Maybe that's how we do a mincing presentation. Loaded gun in a presentation. And when I'm out, I just shoot.

[A]

It's like the voice. We're turned around, but instead of a button, it's a guy. You just hear six bangs right off the gate and then one. Sorry.

[C]

Sorry.

[B]

He hears the click and he starts rushing through. Safety's off Mincy.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

One last thing. Hurry up. Yeah. Oh, man. All right, we'll hear the presentation. Che, will you let him know?

[E]

Yes. Tomorrow. Okay.

[B]

Yeah, fine. Tomorrow's fine. Yeah.

[C]

I don't know if he can get a presentation ready, and he's got to. 24 hours. He's got it. That.

[B]

Tell him the only time we will hear the presentation is tomorrow. Put some pressure on.

[C]

You got it.

[B]

What's heated up?

[G]

A little.

[C]

His head's low today. Usually you can see his eyes.

[A]

Yeah, I think it's been getting lower.

[C]

He's got a low head and getting.

[A]

Lower on his body.

[I]

Did you say people were allowed to help him with PowerPoint or.

[C]

No, no. Okay. Just.

[B]

I would like.

[C]

He asked you to help.

[A]

No.

[B]

I would like you to be there, though, while he's putting it together so we can get maybe some. Some background afterwards.

[I]

He's gonna ask someone. So you work PowerPoint.

[B]

Tell him that you'll sit in the room with him.

[C]

Okay.

[I]

Or Tate. Tate's priority.

[C]

On it.

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[H]

Did you see Mincy's Survivor pool thing?

[B]

Oh, yeah. So, Che, explain this to me. I love this.

[E]

So I'm running our playoff pool, which we do every year, and the. There's two prizes. There's a prize for first place and there which gets like 90. There's a prize for last place. So nothing for second or third. Etc. Minty went 00:10 the first two weeks and it's against the spread the first two weeks of NFL playoff football. He as I was leaving last night, he was just saying, oh, classic Minty mix up. And he said that he was in Mexico and forgot to fill out his picks for this Weekend. He is ineligible for last place.

[A]

Is he. How did he handle that?

[E]

He was beating himself up and he was just blaming it on the fact that he was in Mexico despite him.

[C]

Having a stupid vacation.

[A]

So. Damn, they hate that. You gotta feel hate it.

[B]

Hate that for him. Danny, how was Derek Rose night?

[I]

It was definitely the best Derek and Rose night they've had so far. Better than the other three. A little more emotional for some than others, but it was great. Thank you for the tickets.

[B]

Yeah, they.

[I]

They did it at the end of the game, 20 minutes after. Yeah, you didn't see coming, but it was. It was sweet.

[E]

Lu.

[I]

All dang was there.

[F]

Kirk. I know.

[B]

Tibbs is there.

[I]

Tibs.

[B]

Mikey Betzer's giving away his passwords.

[A]

Weeping, weeping, weeping.

[B]

It was sweet.

[C]

That man loves the Bulls. Huh?

[B]

He loves the Bulls. He loves Derrick Rose. Bulls.

[C]

I. I love that he loves the Bulls.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Him giving away his passwords, how.

[C]

How'd that work?

[B]

He just started saying, like, Derrick Rose was my password for everything. Can you play the video?

[A]

Just Derek, no numbers.

[B]

I don't think so. He said he had to change them all.

[A]

Oh, they were still Derek.

[B]

I think so.

[I]

We see Frank the tank pod hacked.

[B]

And. And Eddie. Eddie finally showed up, huh?

[I]

Eddie showed up shortly after that, but.

[C]

At the very, very, very end.

[I]

No, no, no. I tweeted at the end of the first. He came like middle of the second, which is fair. I don't think he. I don't think he knew that it was taking place 20 minutes after the final buzzer. And we almost had overtime too, so he was about to get on his horse.

[B]

Do you have Danny's video of Mikey Bets?

[H]

Which one is it?

[I]

It'd be like the first one in that thread.

[A]

This one?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Let me see.

[C]

Let's look at the camera real quick.

[B]

Let's go, Ross. I. I just like this guy got me. He's the best, bro. This guy was my password for years. How ways it is he on everything?

[I]

Not that drunk.

[B]

Ser's a little high. Yeah, he had a whole itinerary that he sent you guys, right?

[I]

Yeah. Blunt at the office. I didn't show up for that. Beer's at Billy Goat. Get to the game by 6:30. Take pictures, find our seats, cry.

[G]

What.

[A]

What's the Dante footage you've been releasing thing?

[I]

So that was long overdue. That's like essentially the series I was trying to start. Dante the doc, Dante the documentary. But we. We went to a dinner like last week. That's when we started filming. And basically, Dante Just has a bunch of ideas. So I'm trying to use this page where you could, like, workshop them all and see what works and what doesn't. And I'll be following them around.

[A]

In the meantime, is there anything that you can't put out?

[I]

No, I mean, I put out some already. Some pretty crazy stuff so far. Why do you ask?

[A]

What have you put out that's crazy?

[I]

Just, like, his conspiracies. Him and Smokes were really getting into it about Smokes being a. A loser, as Dante called him, just for how he treats girls.

[C]

Dude.

[A]

What?

[B]

I think you're referring to Nick and I. I'll say it because Danny texted me on Friday and he was like, hey, Snake too?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

He's like, just look at this and tell me. And I said, hey, look, if you're gonna try to keep doing this series, you probably don't want the first one to have, like, maybe, like, political. Too political. Nikki smokes and. And Dante got in a heated abortion.

[A]

To me over dinner.

[C]

Over dinner.

[A]

And how long was it?

[I]

Way too long.

[B]

Way too long. And I was like, let's. Let's say this for episode five.

[A]

Yeah, you can't drop that on the island.

[B]

Well, I said to Danny, I was like, it's not bad, but it's also. Yeah, you don't want the first one to be like. Like, hey, what the hell? What are these guys doing?

[I]

It wasn't as bad as it sounds. I'm finding there's a very strange gray area because, like, with this documenting people stuff, because Nikki Smokes and Dante getting into a political argument is just as expected as Mincy not cleaning up after himself.

[C]

Right.

[I]

You know, so. Yeah, we'll hold off on that.

[B]

Yeah, we'll hold off on it. They'll do it again.

[C]

I'd like to get further into this world of. Of who's hanging out on Friday and Saturday nights, or Nikki smokes and Dante just kicking it a lot together.

[I]

It's a great question. I didn't even know he was going to be there. Dante invited me. His buddy was there.

[C]

There's a group that gravitates to Dante because, you know, Dante's got his own world that isn't this place.

[I]

Yeah, it would be. I mean, he hangs out with Katic.

[B]

I come out.

[I]

We go to dinners with him, too. I don't know, his. His buddies, his group chat.

[C]

Horn. Group chat. Is he like Stu. Does he. Does he buy a lot of dinners?

[I]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

So it's the same crew that gravitates towards Stu because of the free dinners.

[I]

Except he kind of invite.

[B]

It's.

[I]

It's an invite. Invite only.

[C]

Yeah.

[I]

Interesting man. Most. Most misunderstood man on the Internet.

[B]

That's fact.

[I]

We're gonna try getting people to understand, finally.

[C]

I think that's right, because I don't. I don't even. I couldn't explain my understanding of Dante.

[B]

Did you.

[A]

Did you see Dante's explanation of the facility video?

[C]

No.

[A]

I'm laughing at this, but not in a gay way.

[B]

Oh, okay. That's good to know.

[G]

What are we doing? We can't compete.

[A]

No, it's you.

[G]

We have to pick a side.

[B]

What do you mean?

[G]

Because we're not mature and intelligent enough to be on the flip side of them.

[C]

Right.

[A]

We're in a purgatory.

[B]

Yeah, But these are the guys that make barstool.

[A]

I know.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Right? We're useless.

[B]

Like, when people get upset about Mincy, I totally understand why. But he is.

[A]

He.

[B]

He. That guy right there is something that ESPN could never find.

[G]

Never ever.

[A]

Okay, I'm pretty sure they air their positions.

[B]

No, but I'm just saying, like, they. They. They sit in meetings being like, hey, can we get our social numbers up? Like barstool? And it's like, no, you don't have that. You know, so. Yeah. He doesn't actually do anything tangible. Great. Or, you know, that's. That's meaningful. But his existence is the whack pack. It's the Howard Stern model. Yeah. If we got rid of the minces of the world.

[G]

Like, I'm saying the opposite.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah. We don't. We need to either go towards that way, or I don't think we can get smarter.

[B]

No, no.

[A]

So we just need to become that as well.

[C]

Well, he can't figure out the hat.

[D]

A little hat on.

[B]

Yeah. The characters are what make the Internet go around.

[C]

We've never discussed.

[B]

We added. Deutsch was a. Yeah, that was like a Kevin Durant to the Warriors. Adding Deutsch.

[G]

We really have Deutsch.

[B]

Yeah, we have Deutsch.

[G]

Crazy.

[B]

I don't think it's settled in that. We have Deutsch on the treadmill, laying.

[G]

Down on the turf.

[B]

Yeah, we got Deutsch. Deut text me yesterday. He's like, hey, mind if I just come by the office to, like, watch balls?

[C]

Like.

[B]

Yeah, dude, you're Deutsch.

[G]

The word is going to gradually become the audience.

[B]

Yeah, we are. We are.

[F]

We're the narrators.

[B]

We're basically doing Mystery Science Theater.

[G]

We really have Deutsch.

[B]

We have.

[G]

We have Ben Mintz, smokes and Dante at our disposal.

[B]

Chef Donnie.

[C]

We got the whole kit, man.

[B]

It's great.

[C]

We're living.

[B]

We're living in the golden age.

[G]

We really don't realize it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

We're living in the gold. We're going to look back in 20 years and be like, do you remember when they. When they added Deutsche?

[C]

Imagine Deutsche.

[B]

Over the next year, they already had.

[E]

Had.

[B]

They already had Mincy and Chef Johnny and all these guys. And then they were just like, it. We're gonna make enough cap space for Deutsch.

[G]

We really just fit.

[B]

Him in.

[I]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, how did we.

[G]

So easy.

[H]

Yeah.

[D]

And you guys ran into him later Friday, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

You saw Deutsche in the wild.

[D]

White boy Rick had a tweet that was like, this is the final boss you don't want to see on your.

[B]

Yeah. But then he had a follow up and he was like. It was actually very funny. Can you find Rick's. He's like, we're brothers for life. He's like. He's like, the best part about barstool is they just keep adding dudes that I can be friends with.

[C]

Already have like a social circle in. In Chicago.

[B]

I think he's just Deutsche. Has he. People gravitate towards his face.

[A]

Wound boy lives here.

[B]

Yeah. And this other guy who wanted to go to the strip club, was that the same guy? Maybe?

[C]

Yeah, that was the guy he walked to in the cold.

[I]

It's also the same guy who got like the. The dick surgery from.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[I]

In a garage, basically. Great guy.

[B]

It was funny when. When I was hiring Deutsch, I like called him and I was like, look, I. I like you a lot. I think you'd be great here. But like, can we just. Like, that story about going to that house was very funny, but, like, it also. We can't do that all the time. He's like, totally get it. I was like. Because it is a little on that gray area.

[I]

What was the house story when he.

[B]

Just showed up to a house he left here?

[I]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

In a Terry Bradshaw two in the morning.

[B]

I was like, a great story, but it can't be every week. He's like, I completely agree. That was a one off. He's like, usually when I get drunk, I just get really silent.

[D]

Hell yeah.

[B]

We have Deutsch. Yeah. Absolute last guy.

[A]

A white frame.

[B]

Also look at this guy. He's got the. He's got the stain on the shirt. He has DraftKings open. He's got Burt's beeswax and a High Noon He's. He's the greatest man ever.

[C]

He.

[B]

That is the peak masculine in a.

[A]

T shirt in negative 13 degree weather.

[F]

And he's ours now.

[B]

Yeah, and he's ours.

[F]

He's just.

[B]

Wait, Titus, you could do whatever.

[F]

Let's do whatever we want with Deutsch.

[G]

Look at him. Look at. Pull it back. He's gazing at something naked to the earth. And I. Yeah, look at.

[B]

We have Mikey Betts. I forgot about Mikey Betts willingly giving out his passwords. We find the Rick tweet. He put it perfectly. Just. We're just hiring dudes to be friends with.

[F]

You're right, though, Kyle. We are.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

Here it is actually becoming our audience of our show.

[B]

Cool thing about working for barstools, they just bring you sick ass dudes to be friends with. Deutsch is my brother for life now. Yeah.

[F]

What?

[B]

We just keep handing you dudes on a platter.

[F]

They just had one beer together.

[B]

Brothers for life. There he is.

[F]

Yeah, they had literally one beer together. And I was just like, well, I guess. I guess we're brothers for life now.

[B]

Rick, can you open up the windows.

[A]

In it for the long.

[B]

Open up the windows because we're gonna have people come in for the. For the wheel soon because we don't have the court.

[C]

Oh, we better get on the wheel.

[B]

Yeah. You want to do. Well, we can yak while we wheel.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

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[C]

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[B]

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[A]

Dinos.

[C]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's still making new ones. Diners driving and dives. I watched. I watched a bunch of them.

[A]

Them.

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[B]

Way, Nick, I can't believe we forgot to say congratulations on Mike McCarthy.

[A]

I text Jerry.

[C]

It's.

[A]

It's so bad.

[B]

The perfect tweet I saw was someone said it's like if you your pants but and then change your shirt.

[H]

That is hilarious.

[A]

It was the least exciting. I don't get it whatsoever. Other than I. I can't think of Yinzer.

[B]

That's really what it is. He went in and go with.

[A]

Go try to get Signetti.

[B]

Yeah. Art Rooney was just like, wow, you sound like me.

[A]

Yeah, we sound. We sound similar. Is that like. I think their family owns a bar in Pittsburgh. It doesn't.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

There's.

[B]

Dad was like, a cop.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Pittsburgh. So can't get more.

[A]

They do all these emotional things like that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Drafting pickets.

[B]

It's great. Congrats.

[G]

But are there, like, dieticians, science, math, guys like Billy Beans? Like, are they coming up with a formula that says, hey, he is our best option?

[A]

I just don't.

[B]

He's not a bad coach.

[G]

That's the problem with football is.

[C]

Right.

[B]

He's not a bad coach. He's just. It's not uninspired.

[A]

It's Tomlin.

[B]

It's Tomlin.

[A]

The same hire.

[B]

Someone put it perfectly. They're like. They went from one mic. Mike, who last accomplished something in 2011, last one of the Super bowl in 2011, hasn't accomplished something in decades. To another Mike, who last went to a Super bowl in 2011 and hasn't accomplished anything in decades.

[A]

I don't even know if they interviewed any, like, young people.

[B]

No, I don't. Flores and Anthony Weaver.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

That's.

[A]

No. Yeah. They didn't do anybody from la.

[B]

Yeah, it was bad. Did you see the news out of UW Madison Chancellor?

[C]

That's good. That's good.

[A]

Can Gal come back?

[B]

I would love Gal.

[A]

If there's a vacation.

[B]

So this is the woman who may or may not have been upset that I called her anti football pussy.

[C]

May or may not have led to certain things.

[B]

Yeah. And then may or may not, she. Well, she is going to Columbia. So I was right. That's the most anti football school you could imagine.

[C]

Exactly.

[A]

Oh, she didn't get fired.

[B]

No, she left to go to. Yeah, she left there, like, to feel like maybe I had something to do with it, even though I didn't. She got a small person.

[C]

I'm gonna go. I think you did.

[B]

But she got a better job.

[C]

Yeah, but what's she gonna do on Saturdays in the fall? Not go to a.

[B]

She didn't like football anyway.

[A]

That's kind of the best case. She gets a better job and you get your way.

[B]

Yeah. Now we need a fat.

[C]

You just want a dude.

[B]

I want a fat. The fattest guy they can find to be Chancellor. UW Madison.

[C]

I work here.

[E]

You have enough poll where you could actually get. No, I don't g. No.

[B]

No, no. What? No.

[C]

Just to be clear, you just said he has enough pole to get the guy who's been doing porn, who's been licking come off somebody's stomach.

[E]

He was wrongfully terminated.

[F]

No.

[B]

Yeah, but I don't have enough pull to have. I don't have enough pull to be in the same room with these people. They're. The academics are. You can't.

[C]

University presidents are.

[B]

They don't give a fuck that you have, you know, 2 million followers on Twitter. You know, they're in a different.

[C]

They're. We.

[B]

They're weird.

[F]

That would be. That would be incredible.

[B]

If they called me up, they're like, hey, listen, do you have gal's number?

[A]

We loved your fat idea.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What do you got for us cats?

[B]

I want a fat, fat.

[G]

Yeah, we're listening.

[B]

Like really fat. Short and fat.

[C]

Short.

[B]

Short and fat. Yeah, like a bowling ball.

[A]

Fat enough to where they look short, but then they're like. Wait, they're.

[C]

They're.

[A]

They're six feet tall.

[B]

No, I want. I want short and fat, short and fat. I want to be able to roll them down the hall.

[A]

That's what you want.

[E]

New president.

[B]

That's what we need. Yeah. Stains on them and stuff.

[G]

Yeah, we just need that.

[B]

We need to get that at bar. Listen, if they want to dip into Barstool's talents pool for their next chancellor.

[G]

We need a guy we can roll.

[B]

Everyone's up.

[F]

Up.

[D]

Drives a cr.

[A]

Are we not spoiled enough?

[G]

Have everything.

[B]

Gotta get a real good guy we can roll.

[A]

I can't wait until you. You have your open office hours, and I'll come in there and I'll just show you somebody. I'm like, can I get them?

[B]

Yeah, let's get him.

[A]

Look at this guy.

[B]

Who else is after him? No one. He's unemployable. Perfect. What's the market like? Nothing. You can give him nothing. Okay, $100,000.

[A]

What.

[C]

What's the.

[A]

The terms? Neat. N, E, E, T. No Education. What's it stand for?

[G]

That's no education, experience, or training.

[A]

Yeah, that's what we're hiring needs.

[B]

Want exactly that. All right, T.J. should we start spinning the wheel? Can we spin it while we yak? Can you just go on autopilot? Yeah.

[A]

You might not see who's eliminated, though.

[B]

Oh, you can't put it in the corner.

[A]

It should be small.

[B]

That's okay.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

Is there birthday boost or.

[G]

No, the birthday boost.

[B]

I think the five slice straight up.

[C]

I'd like to go ahead and hold you to that. Now, when we get down to 10, you can't be, like, small wheel.

[B]

Oh, no, no. It's. This is a direct, straight up, direct, straight area. Spinning it all the way to the end. The last person gets how much cash was in it. TJ how many people are on the wheel?

[H]

69.

[B]

Oh, nice.

[C]

So that's. 690.

[B]

So that's 1400 dollars. Okay, well, we'll call it an even. 1400 dollars for whoever wins this wheel.

[C]

1400 wheel.

[B]

That's pretty good. We're gonna do those splits every Monday. No, every Friday month.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[B]

And if it doesn't work, we will never do it again.

[C]

Cool.

[B]

It was just work. Fun idea.

[F]

Work as in how could it not work?

[B]

I don't know.

[F]

Actually, we're here now.

[B]

Somebody. If Lucas wins, Cody wins.

[F]

That's true.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

We have no Lucas clause. He can pay to partake, but he can't win.

[C]

He's not gonna win.

[A]

No.

[B]

Tell everyone to get into the cave. I want to see everyone in the cave too. Oh, there we go.

[C]

I think we'll.

[B]

We'll be able to see. I have great eyesight. Brandon cannot.

[C]

I see. I see the wheel.

[B]

Do you see who's going to come off it? Why don't you call out the first one?

[C]

I say Danny Lance is officially starting. Zach Cornelius. I can only read the blues.

[B]

Did you put me on TJ.

[A]

If.

[B]

You were on the list? Well, no, we added. We just added Kate, KB, Me, Brandon, and Nick. We gave money. I got everybody else.

[H]

I didn't know you also added money.

[B]

Okay, so it's even 70. Yeah.

[D]

Could people get more than one size or only get one?

[B]

Cuz I didn't want it to become a. You can buy your way to winning.

[D]

Big cat wins every week.

[B]

Yeah, that would be funny if I won this first one.

[C]

Be very r. I think I'm rooting for you.

[B]

Who are we rooting for? Give a list of people.

[C]

We got to get down to like eight before I get a rooting in.

[B]

Because I think the list of people we don't want to win is probably longer than the list of people.

[C]

Mance can't win. Lucas can't win.

[B]

Cody can't win.

[A]

And obviously TJ Cody's got a wedding coming up.

[H]

He can win.

[C]

What?

[B]

Hank can't win.

[F]

Cody's awesome.

[B]

Gary can't win.

[C]

I'll just say it. I can't win. Y' all don't want me to win?

[B]

No, I. I got a big over. Yeah. I'd like you to lose.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

But I want you to get close.

[F]

Cody's dog has dominated him by the way oh my. Just dominated him. Taking all of his money. He robbed him, robbing him.

[A]

He might not be able to. To wed his lady because of this dog.

[F]

Yeah.

[G]

Hemorrhaging money dog making him middle alleyways.

[F]

Just give me all you got.

[G]

Zero redeeming.

[A]

Does your dog like you? Yeah.

[C]

That hair's flowing, man.

[D]

It looks really good.

[C]

It looks good. We went through the dark days of that beanie, and we came out the other side smelling like a rose.

[B]

All right, go spin it.

[C]

Let's start eliminating people still don't like him.

[B]

But see, we'll just spin and yak and I can read this if it's blue. Oh, no. Oh, it's Cody. Oh, that's perfect. Oh, wait, does he.

[A]

Does he not know you? Thought he won?

[B]

You think he won? Thought he won. Oh, that's awesome.

[G]

Furthest from. Not even close.

[B]

The first loser.

[D]

Oh, be.

[B]

He's like, oh, what do we do now? Oh, Cody. I kind of see that was a little too early for him to be eliminated. Yeah, these are people I don't want.

[F]

The two Bills fan.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

Oh, no.

[D]

Eliminated.

[B]

Gone. Do you think it's weird that Josh Allen's sitting in. In the meetings?

[G]

What meetings?

[B]

For the new head coach? No, Steven, I don't think. Oh, yeah, probably not.

[C]

You know, but he's clearly their number one guy, so let him be a part of it.

[B]

Yeah, true.

[C]

Been happening in the NBA for years. So true.

[B]

The NBA does do that. Oh, Owen. See ya.

[C]

Are we gonna be able to yak and see this wheel?

[F]

I'm distracted though.

[E]

I'll hit an ad tax act.

[B]

Perfect.

[E]

Makes filing.

[H]

Gotta stop for me to.

[B]

To pull up the graphic.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

Oh, geez.

[A]

You can't even do an ad.

[B]

All right, so then you know what we'll do? We'll spin for like 10 minutes, then we'll come back.

[A]

There goes Tate.

[B]

Tate's gone. Wait, is tax act on there?

[E]

I. I messed up the date. I. I apologize.

[B]

Wait, so we read a bunch of ads we didn't need to.

[E]

No, most of them overlap. There was one that was. We didn't need to do Flavor Tone.

[B]

Oh, man.

[C]

I'm out here doing Flavortown like an idiot. I'm out here doing Flavor Town like a goddamn.

[B]

Yeah, no idea.

[E]

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[B]

Yeah, let's do this for five minutes. We'll get it. We'll get it down to like half. Ooh, Chef.

[H]

Damn it.

[B]

No, God damn it, guy. You keep ripping it.

[C]

Who's that in the hat?

[B]

The hat? That's Colton. No, there's a lot of hats.

[C]

Oh, that crazy hat.

[E]

Colton.

[C]

That hat.

[B]

Oh, that's oldie. Oh, shit. Three on three.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[F]

Champion for champion.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

He's a returning champion for.

[C]

God, he smelled so fucking bad.

[B]

Dude, it was. I've never smelled anything like it. I almost puked.

[A]

Yeah, that was bad.

[B]

It was the worst smell.

[C]

We're not doing that shit again, are we?

[B]

Well, I mean, he's going to sweat, if that's what you're asking. He is going to sweat. Danny.

[C]

Lance.

[B]

Damn the wheels. Getting some. Some people I would like to win.

[H]

I know.

[A]

Is White Sox Dave still on it?

[B]

Yeah, I think so. We can't have it be like a. Well, T. Bob's out.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

And that's good. Cuz T. Bob sucks. We don't talk about it enough.

[A]

You know, you're not a T. Bob guy.

[C]

Oh my God. The worst.

[B]

Why don't you like T. Bob?

[C]

I'm sure he's fine.

[F]

Never met.

[B]

Awesome.

[C]

All right. I.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

So I thought that name was Danielle Steel. Can I just read the names? I think they are.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. Go for it.

[D]

It.

[A]

That would be a big get for us to get. Danielle Steel.

[C]

Josh Hater kicking.

[B]

You know that one?

[D]

Still writing books.

[B]

Oh, w. Gone. Gone.

[A]

How was little Sasquatch with Aaron Judge?

[C]

Julie Ames.

[B]

So they were. Yeah, they were it Risen. Rizzo.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Oh, okay.

[B]

So Rizzo I think has.

[A]

Rizzo from horn.

[B]

Anthony Rizzo. Yeah, from horn, I think. I think Rizzo's played golf with Francis, but. Yeah. That was a hell of a crew.

[A]

Unbelievable squad.

[B]

Incredible squad. Sass is on his way to Dallas. The Bush boys got something big cooking, I think.

[A]

I think all their flights got canceled.

[B]

Oh. Oh, no. So they can't go. Rudy.

[C]

Bye.

[B]

See ya. See you. Wouldn't want to be.

[C]

It was a hell of a winter storm below us. Mississippi took a. Yeah.

[B]

Is everyone okay?

[C]

My. My people down there don't have power.

[B]

I saw the pictures from Nashville. It looked gnarly.

[C]

Oxford?

[B]

Yeah, pretty much.

[C]

There's a cone from Oxford up to Nashville. That's just. Anything.

[B]

Just ice everywhere.

[C]

Yeah. All the trees are. Are dying or falling. All the power lines are falling.

[A]

How's Mama adjusting up here?

[C]

No, she's leaving Friday. Ah.

[A]

To go where?

[E]

Home.

[A]

For how long?

[C]

Ever.

[B]

What?

[G]

Wait, really?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You're joking.

[A]

Wait. I actually did.

[C]

I'm not joking. I'm not joking.

[A]

Wait.

[B]

What?

[A]

You've never said anything about this.

[C]

I've told one person in this room.

[G]

Okay.

[A]

Titus.

[F]

Well, I knew about it.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Didn't want to bring it up.

[C]

I had a bad day. One day.

[A]

I'm sorry.

[C]

I had a bad day one day. And I had to apologize to Titus and the. Mostly boys for why I had a bad day. And I told him my mom decided to go home. So now I have to sell the house that I bought her last year. So it's. That's pretty. Pretty stressful.

[B]

And we're really inconvenient.

[G]

Me.

[F]

The up.

[C]

Really sucks.

[A]

You want to pause the buy off?

[C]

No. That's given me life. I. The buy off is important for me.

[B]

Is she. Is there any chance that she stays or maybe. Is it the winner? What was it?

[C]

She's always. She's already gotten the U haul. She just.

[F]

It's got to be.

[G]

No. What's the right decision?

[F]

She.

[C]

She misses home. She hates her neighbors. It's just. It just didn't work. She didn't.

[B]

So what do you do with the house? Fill it with stuff.

[C]

I gotta. I gotta sell it.

[F]

I can't keep it.

[C]

Paying for a house that. Yeah.

[D]

Make that your knickknack house.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Again, very expensive for a knickknack house.

[B]

But it kind of pays for itself.

[C]

Not at all. I'm on the hook for a lot of money.

[A]

When did she break it to you?

[C]

About three weeks ago. It started. She broke into me and Caitlyn that. Hey, I'm. I'm. I want to go home.

[B]

Do you have insurance on the house?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Let's burn it.

[C]

They're not gonna. I don't think we should burn it. Probably just. Probably just sell it for money.

[A]

But if it does get hit by lightning again.

[F]

Probably just nothing you can do. Act of God.

[C]

Yeah. So.

[G]

Okay.

[C]

She's. She's leaving Friday.

[B]

Can she come in and say goodbye?

[C]

I hope. I don't think so.

[B]

I'd love to say goodbye one last time.

[C]

I'm a little upset at her. So.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

She'll. She. She'll just ease on her way.

[A]

I was just trying to fill time. I'm sorry for bringing this up.

[C]

No, it's okay. It needed to be and this is good.

[G]

So this needed the money.

[F]

That money would.

[G]

There you go.

[C]

So enjoying watching a crew, you know, a cave full of people laugh at me.

[B]

Oh man. We're not laughing.

[G]

We're not laughing. No, you are in the.

[A]

Are you like cutting back on Jim and Steve's.

[C]

No, no, not at all.

[B]

She gotta power through.

[C]

Yeah. Just power through. Once I get that off, get that burden. We're back to.

[G]

That's a mess.

[F]

Where's she gonna live? Back down south. Like it did she sell where she.

[B]

Never got rid of her second. She's leaving on Friday. Yeah, but you and your wife are going to the Super Bowl.

[C]

I know. She's leaving right before. We need somebody. So I had to fly my other mother, my mother in law up to.

[B]

Oh, she couldn't wait.

[C]

You know, Dan.

[B]

That'S really inconvenient timing.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

She just. She's ready to go home. Turns out, you know, temperature doesn't get above zero and.

[B]

I'm sorry.

[F]

Damn.

[C]

It is what it is.

[B]

She. She. When did she move here?

[C]

June.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Or July.

[B]

One of those.

[C]

A smooth six months, seven months.

[F]

It's a hell of a run. Run. Hell of a run.

[B]

Yep.

[G]

You're in a little. You're in a mat. A pickle.

[C]

Yeah. No. She lived around her grandkids for six months and now she's going home to live with her dogs.

[B]

Do you think it's something maybe you did?

[C]

I'd like to think not.

[F]

I Did you get her a bad house?

[A]

And again, not to get personal, but we just need to fill time with it.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I didn't get her the best house. I think I picked a house with bad neighbors.

[A]

What made the neighbors bad?

[C]

Being an asshole. Northerners. That's what she said.

[A]

Was it about the dog?

[C]

They don't like the fact that a dog moved in next door and the dog doesn't like the fact that it has neighbors and whatever.

[B]

That sucks.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Especially like I said right before the Super Bowl.

[C]

Yeah. It's a big. It's a big week and she could.

[B]

Stay one more week.

[C]

One more week.

[A]

Did you try to get her to stay one more week?

[F]

Week.

[C]

I just gave up. I just let her do whatever she's. She's going to do later.

[F]

See you.

[C]

But if anybody in this room's looking for three bedroom, two bath house in Antioch with neighbors.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

Good marketing.

[B]

And a dog lived there.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

So you see the dilemma. You guys do?

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Ah, that's tough.

[A]

Deut is moving here.

[B]

Deutsch could look after your kids.

[A]

Do you want to rent it to Deut and then it watch the kids during Super Bowl?

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Babysitter. Deutsch would be such a fun.

[A]

That's a good series.

[B]

Kate.

[D]

I'm kind of interested. He probably would be great.

[B]

I believe.

[C]

If you got home, though, in like the next week or like a week after he babysat, your kid just chugged something.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Like, really shot it down. Yeah.

[B]

Based on. To answer your question, ties. Based on. I think Deutsch might have that certain Genesee Qua. Where anything you doubt him in, he'll.

[F]

He'll find a way. Okay.

[B]

Yeah. He'll excel at.

[I]

He was taking his nephew's ice.

[B]

Ice. Yeah.

[D]

I can see him, like, going all in with a Nerf gun. Kind of been, like, really getting into it.

[F]

It.

[D]

I don't know.

[B]

Yeah. Touch would be cool.

[F]

He'd be good to play with.

[D]

Yeah. He'd be fun to play with.

[F]

A lot of fun to play with.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Super.

[B]

Oh, that's me.

[D]

Probably builds a good four.

[F]

He could.

[B]

I'm out. Kylie's still there. Birthday good.

[G]

Yep.

[B]

Imagine if I rigged this for your birthday.

[G]

You couldn't rig it.

[B]

What if I rigged it for your birthday, though? Oh, white socks.

[F]

No. Pain.

[B]

Pain. I don't think you can really get excited until there's about 10 people.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And then you can start to get. Then we can start to get pumped up. And we might do this off the act next month.

[F]

We'll see.

[A]

Don't tell me it's tea.

[F]

Dom. See ya.

[B]

T's been just replying T to everything. Like, pick up hoops. Who's in? He just writes T. Or like, when I gave my Blackhawks tickets away this week and I said first reply gets it, he just replied T. I don't know what that is, but I kind of. I mean, on it.

[A]

Brandon, is he one of your favorites?

[B]

Oh, Nick, you're Big T. What?

[C]

Big T is one of my top three favorites. Yes. I love Big T. Yeah.

[B]

You guys, he just.

[C]

I love everything because he's a.

[B]

He's a big time. You can talk or not talk.

[C]

Guy could talk and not talk. We could talk or not talk about the same things.

[B]

Like, I've watched college football with him on a Saturday, which. Just the two of us.

[C]

He'll be quiet.

[B]

We don't say anything.

[A]

Ideal.

[B]

It's perfect. He's every now and then just be like, oh, play t T like, I.

[C]

Look at that room. I hate so many of them.

[G]

But I love big T. He symbolize. He's a symbolize.

[B]

I don't know. What do you say?

[G]

He's authentic.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

He's te to the core.

[A]

He's not trying to put on a show even when he's on a show.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[F]

That is. That is a fact.

[D]

I like a young curmudgeon.

[A]

I do, too. There's not enough young curmudgeons out there.

[F]

It cracks me up. On wake up barstool. We'll throw to him. And he's like, I can't say, yeah, like big T. That's why you're here.

[B]

Yeah, we're on the talk show.

[F]

He's like, I. I shouldn't.

[B]

I shouldn't say.

[F]

I shouldn't say.

[B]

We shouldn't be.

[F]

I shouldn't talk. I shouldn't even be here.

[B]

Big T. Yeah. I don't know what it is, but just replying. T is very funny to me. I wonder if he signs that as a signature.

[A]

Just a really big one.

[B]

Steven. So what ads do we have left? Just Roback.

[C]

I'll hit you.

[E]

Roback and slim Jim. So roback is on there.

[B]

Oh, you really messed up the end.

[E]

I got the. I got the date wrong.

[C]

I got.

[E]

I took them from the wrong d. I didn't know we were at the end of January.

[B]

Actually.

[E]

Wait, hold on.

[C]

How would he know?

[E]

He was 26. Happy anniversary of the Bucks for World.

[B]

37 champ scrutin and.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Well, it's now Kobe's death.

[E]

And this is Kobe's death.

[C]

Oh.

[E]

Happy anniversary to Brandon Walker's best tweet ever.

[C]

Wasn't my best tweet.

[E]

Your most.

[C]

Could you say happy birthday to Kyle, please?

[G]

Me, Sandusky, Ellen, Kobe's death.

[E]

Brandon tweet.

[B]

What was Brandon's tweet?

[C]

Just admiring Kobe the way he fathered his kid or something like that. And I got 200,000, but I think I passed it since then.

[B]

But that doesn't. That's. That's inflation. I know.

[C]

Yeah, I know. That's why I'm not proud of it.

[B]

This is juice baseballs.

[C]

Yeah. Everybody was out there farming that day.

[B]

Yeah, you can get anything on that day.

[A]

200,000, though.

[C]

Yeah, I think something passed. You should re bump that right now. I think my outdoor boys tweet past it. What about the fat square where I said this is that one only like 11,000. Still re bumped it.

[A]

I think Say bump the Kobe one.

[C]

Outdoor boys is the greatest living American. Got to like 2, 2 or 3.

[E]

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[C]

Who all from this room is still on the. You're. Kyle's still on it.

[B]

Kyle's still on it.

[C]

I just. You didn't get about.

[A]

I need time to fly for. Until this dream presentation. I've been dreaming the old way too.

[B]

He found it.

[A]

In one week. Weekend.

[B]

That's insane.

[A]

Imagine with a little bit of funding. Dan, I.

[B]

Listen, we're.

[F]

We're.

[G]

That's a. Oh, give me the boost. Birthday boost.

[B]

He's getting. He's gonna get anything he wants. Do science.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's. I mean, this is. This is a true fork in the road moment where it's like we could have saved humanity.

[I]

Still might.

[B]

Like he. He can save humanity with whatever science giants.

[A]

I didn't like him comparing himself to Mincy. He needs a talking to.

[B]

No, He's. Again.

[C]

That motherfucker's my favorite person right now.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

When he do anything. I felt like I would do anything for Chef Donnie. I will do literally nothing for Mince.

[C]

It's like if Elvis walked in here in like, 1956. That's how I feel when Chef Donnie walks. Yeah.

[B]

Takes my breath away.

[D]

The presentation. I loved each one, but I was sitting there. I couldn't wait for the next slide.

[C]

Lucas is still on the.

[B]

He is.

[C]

Yes. Oh, right under the shock.

[I]

Do we just give him his $10 back?

[B]

If Lucas wins this, I am going to cry.

[C]

Look at this. Just went around him twice.

[B]

Sweet spot right now. God fucking damn it.

[C]

We can just we can just cancel it, right? Give everybody their money back.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I have always wanted to run a rigged lottery. So that could work. That could actually very goes.

[E]

Garrett.

[B]

Yeah. Lucas is in there too, smiling. Where is he? If Lucas wins, he has to. He has to go chug a beer.

[C]

To get his money in less than 30 seconds.

[B]

Yeah, that is a stipulation. Look at this guy. Hate him.

[F]

Oh, God. Starting to get real. Starting to get.

[B]

Starting to get real.

[F]

Starting to get real.

[B]

Back when the last one. Zach.

[C]

Oh, his other guy did, right? It came down to second.

[B]

Yeah. Shane, Zach did win second place in our live betting competition yesterday. And it was so funny.

[C]

Go.

[B]

He was so like, he didn't know what to do. He was betting. He bet. He bet. Cooper cup for another. For a second touchdown when the Seahawks had the ball with two minutes left and didn't need to score. He's like, no, I just saw it.

[A]

But damn.

[F]

No, not Bloodman.

[B]

Oh, buddy.

[C]

I didn't know he was here. I thought he left. He stayed here all night.

[B]

I know. I was. I. When I left at like midnight, he was just sitting there eating meatballs, talking to the chat.

[C]

I got here at 4:30. He was talking to the chat.

[F]

It's hit the slice next.

[I]

No, that was me, sorry.

[F]

Oh, it's at the slice next to Lucas like five times.

[B]

Yeah, I think it's just going to happen and I'm going to have to cancel this forever and never ever do.

[F]

It's going to be Lucas.

[A]

Well, he's gonna have a bunch of cash on him, right?

[F]

Oh, good point.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Fucking jump him.

[B]

Jump his ass. That'd be funny if we just jumped him and just beat the out of him. Okay, now it's real. Danny. You're still there.

[I]

It's a different Danny.

[C]

Danny, the guy from.

[F]

From.

[C]

Oh, the Jack guy from wub.

[I]

We can split it if he wants.

[B]

I thought that was you. Okay. Oh, Catherine. See you.

[C]

See you.

[B]

See you.

[A]

My.

[G]

Why even playing?

[B]

Yeah. Oh, this is getting tight. I see a couple names that I want to win other than Lucas.

[F]

Live him live.

[B]

See, this is gonna.

[G]

What are you doing?

[B]

Such a backfire.

[G]

This is.

[F]

Oh, no.

[C]

Why did you allow Lucas to play?

[B]

I don't know. I don't know. Brandon. Oh, suck it, Lucas, you piece of.

[G]

Lucas.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Thank God. Oh, wow. I hate him.

[G]

Wow.

[B]

Yeah. And this is awesome. So happy.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

They're so happy that he didn't win money. That's what we go for. 4o gram. See you.

[C]

All right, we got four.

[B]

Danny, who's the Zach, Kayla. And who's that one?

[F]

Carl.

[C]

Carl.

[F]

Carl.

[C]

Yeah. Carl. Carl.

[A]

Brandon, go grab Carl.

[G]

Get Carl.

[A]

Get Carl in here.

[C]

Carl.

[A]

Me and Carl go grab Carl.

[G]

That's Coral.

[B]

Says Corey. Cory says Corey. Oh, why is it C O r I. Oh, Cory.

[C]

Yeah, I can grab Cory.

[A]

Brandon, go grab Cory.

[E]

Corey.

[C]

Huh?

[B]

Go grab Corey.

[F]

Go get Corey.

[B]

Female. Corey. She'll want to go get him. Go get Kayla, Corey and Danny.

[C]

I can get Danny.

[B]

No, no, you gotta get all. Make sure they're sitting in the front of the. The couch.

[C]

All right.

[B]

You got this. Brandon, Kayla, Corey, Zach, Zach.

[E]

Okay, I'll text you the first names.

[B]

Okay. This is gonna be fun to see. Can he do this?

[C]

None of them are in that.

[A]

None of them are in that cave.

[D]

Nobody pointed out to him.

[B]

Che, go put the money right in there, too. Here. This is fun. Take this.

[E]

Just want to win.

[B]

Who do you guys want to win? Zach. I mean, Zach is. If he wins, he's. He's hot.

[F]

Probably Zach winning two months. Zack.

[B]

Yeah, Good.

[F]

It's definitely Zach.

[B]

Well, I got to see Corey first.

[F]

Although if. If we. If we've done this twice and PMT guys win both times.

[B]

Yeah, PMT rigged for sure.

[F]

It's a tough spin.

[D]

Look at Dan.

[B]

Zach and I just took $700.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Go ahead. Meek is not moving.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[I]

Kate, you did take creepy pictures of Dan.

[F]

Danny.

[D]

Yeah. At the.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[I]

You did.

[A]

In case he wanted him.

[D]

I thought he would think it. I'll be honest. He hasn't made eye contact with me since then, and we haven't talked.

[A]

Danny's not here.

[I]

Yeah, he doesn't really with you anymore.

[D]

No, that's for real. Maybe took it a little far.

[A]

There's Zach.

[I]

You got Zach.

[B]

Zach, Danny's not here.

[F]

There's Meek still. Yep.

[B]

Corey isn't here either. We will not tell Brandon either of those things.

[A]

He's on a goose chase.

[B]

He's never. That's great. Brandon's gonna just walk around looking for two people.

[A]

All right, I guess we can just end it.

[B]

Well, let's get Kayla.

[A]

Is he gonna be able to find Kayla?

[B]

Brian is not gonna be able to find anyone.

[E]

No.

[B]

How many people. Do you think we should do that as a game? Maybe that should be Mincy and Ethan. Well, Ethan would have a. Actually, Ethan might know more people in this office than Mincy by name.

[E]

Ooh.

[B]

If that were. If we just lined everyone up.

[G]

A name.

[B]

B. Yeah, a name.

[G]

Be. I would like to see that. Min.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

We could start easy.

[A]

I think a long line like knock?

[B]

Yeah, yeah. We'll start easy. Oh, here's Max.

[A]

What if they both did it at the same time? So whiteboards and revealed who he.

[F]

Yeah, that's good.

[B]

I like that a lot. I actually think Ethan would be competitive in that. Even though he doesn't work in this office?

[A]

I think so.

[B]

Cuz Mincy, there's no way he knows everyone's name.

[F]

Yeah, but Miny is upstairs with nothing to do. Is he like walking over to the sales tj? How many people talking to them?

[B]

How many people are in this office? I struggle with that. I always say 80 ish.

[G]

I would say one.

[I]

You think one?

[H]

No idea.

[B]

It's probably over a hundred.

[A]

Really?

[E]

Whoa.

[B]

Well, I mean, this was. This wheel was 70 and like, there's probably some people who didn't put their. Didn't put their name on it. Yeah, right.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, we got Kayla. Okay, we got Zach. Danny and Corey are not here.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

We might have to do a new rule that you have to be here, but for this one, they can win.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

All right, Go ahead, spin it. Danny's out.

[F]

Wow.

[B]

Danny, Zach, Kayla wasn't here. Yeah, and neither is Corey.

[C]

Corey is a guy, apparently.

[I]

Correct.

[G]

Oh, congrats.

[C]

Right.

[A]

So you were looking for a girl.

[C]

I was.

[B]

You, Chef Donnie did.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Cory's not here. Kayla was here. I put her in the gambling cave right there.

[A]

Where's Corey?

[B]

Oh, I'm.

[A]

All right. Between man. Corey and Kayla.

[B]

It's. It's whoever lands on the other person. Yes, sure.

[A]

So you wanted to land on Corey.

[B]

Yeah. Kayla, you wanted to land on Corey.

[C]

Oh, get there, get there.

[B]

Woohoo.

[D]

All right.

[B]

Kayla's a star.

[I]

She.

[B]

Kayla's a good social for Stella Blue. Yeah, Kayla's a great winner.

[F]

She's a great winner.

[B]

Both a great kale.

[F]

Very kind.

[B]

Huge day.

[C]

That was a good result.

[B]

That was a great result.

[F]

Result.

[C]

Great result.

[B]

So maybe we'll do this off air next month. Yeah, I think we. This was fun.

[G]

Yeah.

[I]

Yeah.

[D]

That is fun.

[B]

Do it. Yeah. Everyone gets a chance.

[D]

Also, it's rare to have a huge wad of cash anymore. At least if you're me. There's something really fun about that.

[C]

Well, let's watch Chase. He tries to count this.

[B]

Yeah. Is he gonna take a little off? He's gonna skim a little.

[C]

And this guy Moresh also has eyes on the cash. I can tell.

[A]

So the two minorities settled out, huh?

[B]

Okay, who put one ones in there?

[G]

Make it rain.

[D]

Oh, the stylist wants to know, does he have to get his Whole head bleach or just the spots bleached into his head?

[A]

Oh, the spots would be dark.

[D]

So his head would have to be bleached and then the spot.

[C]

And then cover it. Yeah.

[D]

Okay. Whole head has.

[C]

Yeah, okay.

[B]

What is that face? Jay, did you see Che was making fun of Jeff Halfley, the new Dolphins head coach? His haircut?

[C]

I didn't, but he made fun of Liam Cohen last year, so this is good.

[B]

But he had the same. He has the same experience. That haircut. Yeah.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

And he's like, this guy. How could he have this haircut?

[A]

No. Can we pull that up?

[C]

Ch. Just give her the money.

[A]

Why doesn't. Why?

[C]

Why do you have to do it?

[B]

You're being a real misogynist.

[C]

You're not a banker.

[E]

She.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

Can't she do this herself?

[C]

Just give it to her.

[F]

Can she do it herself?

[C]

All the money belongs to her.

[B]

Doing this.

[F]

You have your hands on her money.

[C]

Just give her the whole thing.

[B]

Dump it.

[G]

Dump it.

[B]

Yeah, Dump the money.

[C]

Damn.

[B]

Che Chay.

[F]

Ask.

[A]

Make sure she can handle all that.

[B]

Yeah. Hey, do you need help? Do you need help to your car?

[A]

Hey, is that money bothering you?

[B]

There you go, Kayla.

[C]

Woohoo.

[B]

Good winner.

[C]

All right.

[B]

As long as it wasn't Lucas.

[A]

I want to see the haircut.

[B]

It's not like he's a white guy and his hair color is different, but it's a very similar haircut.

[C]

Just half. Halfley.

[B]

Jeff Halfley. Short on the side. Find Jeff Halfley. Do you tweet it? No, it's.

[C]

It's just actors. Google Jeff Halfley. H, A, L, F, L, E, Y. Brandon.

[A]

Were you amped up with that Higher.

[E]

I saw a bad picture of him, and my hair is way more volume.

[B]

But that. You have the same haircut. That's the same haircut. Is that not close enough?

[F]

It's pretty much the same.

[E]

It's not the same.

[B]

It's not enough.

[E]

Like, I can see it.

[A]

He's got a worse.

[B]

I pulled up that picture and whose haircut is closest to this guy? It's Che.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

And he was like, can you believe this guy's hair?

[E]

Yeah. I'm looking at more like the second one, but yeah. Fair.

[C]

He's definitely. He's not a. Can you believe this guy's hair guy?

[B]

No.

[F]

Yeah. Like A.J. ferrari or whatever. No.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Really?

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

All right, well, there's crazy.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

So wait, what do I have to bleach?

[A]

What a reference.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

You got to bleach your head, dude.

[C]

You're just you're trying to curry favor with Connor. You named what? Yeah. Was a college wrestler, wasn't he?

[G]

Did.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Yeah. Was it a. Was it a correct reference?

[D]

Yes.

[F]

Yeah. His hair's crazy.

[C]

And you just happened to throw out AJ Ferrari.

[G]

Is that so weird?

[F]

I don't understand. What if I would have said Jared Goff, would you have batted an eye?

[C]

No.

[F]

So. So are wrestlers less than you?

[C]

You never say college wrestlers as a.

[F]

Reference, but it's never come up. We've never talked about Jeff hat haircut.

[G]

That's very normal.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Yeah, there we go.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

Why don't you want your head.

[E]

I want it to look like that.

[A]

That's your. A whole head bleached.

[D]

So she's saying this is a multi hour process. Like this is going to take a minute. You got time on Sunday night?

[C]

Yeah, he's going to have to have time.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

He's going to look awesome.

[E]

Yeah. Is your.

[A]

Does your wife know about this?

[E]

Yeah, I kind of scurried over the details.

[F]

You might have to get a fake earring.

[B]

What were the details you did?

[D]

I like, I like.

[G]

I like these earrings.

[E]

Worry about it.

[C]

Are you.

[I]

I'm getting new hair.

[C]

Are you planning to do it out there and then as soon as you fly by Chicago just get it dyed back to black or something.

[E]

We gotta see. I mean if it looks good then.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

I need you to be just a Jaguar for.

[E]

It might just look awesome.

[G]

Are you doing the teal.

[A]

On body?

[E]

I mean one of the jerseys is teal.

[B]

Yeah, we have the jerseys and we have think do we have it so it's Velcro.

[E]

Dom is we're working behind the scenes on.

[I]

Okay, wait, does he have to cut the hair at all shorter or.

[B]

No, probably buzz buzz it. Maybe. Yeah.

[F]

I have to buzz it all cuz.

[B]

The Jaguars I want. Those earrings were so much better than you ever could have imagined.

[E]

Just n. Nine wins better.

[B]

Nine wins better. And all they had to do was get nine wins.

[C]

Well, they end up with 13.

[B]

13.

[E]

13, 13.

[B]

He said they were going to win four games. That was for them to be nine and eight.

[I]

Yeah.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Was there another side of that bet?

[E]

I don't think.

[C]

Oh no.

[A]

That's the worst kind to make.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh yeah. Like if the Jaguars had sucked, would we have had to do anything?

[G]

I don't know.

[C]

That doesn't sound like something we would have agreed.

[G]

It was a love. A one sided bet, but bullying.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We would have done it if they.

[B]

Oh, I definitely would have done it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Actually was kind of pumped to get Jaguar.

[C]

I looked into it.

[F]

How did your playoff picks end up, Steve?

[E]

Well, I had Bills versus Bucks in the super bowl, so not great.

[B]

Who do. Who won the poll? The pool.

[E]

It's still going right now. Travy is in the driver's spot. But if he missed as Eddie is a point behind him.

[B]

Oh.

[G]

Unreal.

[B]

Travis, for the boys.

[G]

We should all wear our lousiest outfit on, like, Thursday.

[C]

Okay, this Thursday or Super Bowl Thursday?

[G]

This Thursday. Lousy outfit Thursday from your own wardrobe.

[A]

Yeah.

[G]

Sucks.

[C]

The worst outfit we can put together.

[G]

Not purposely absurd or ugly. Just like a horrible outfit.

[A]

Did you buy something that you didn't like?

[G]

Just, like, things that don't go together.

[B]

Wait. Something that feels there's say.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Okay.

[C]

You just want to rock in our.

[G]

Closet that it has to be in our wardrobe. And not even, like, purposely absurd, like, dressed, like, shiny. Just, like a horrible fit.

[B]

Yeah, I like that.

[C]

I'm down.

[D]

Remember when we all wore brown that one day? I don't even remember.

[C]

Oh, that was brown.

[A]

Brown Day.

[G]

Brown.

[F]

Well, almost all of us who didn't brown.

[I]

My pants were brown. All right.

[A]

Oh, no.

[E]

Yes.

[I]

Yes, they were.

[C]

I enjoyed brown.

[A]

Brown Day was hilarious.

[B]

Right as fuck.

[F]

Really good.

[B]

I like too the weed picking Thursday, because Thursday we're taping two shows. Oh, perfect. We're gonna look lousy for two shows. We could change.

[C]

Well, you only have to look lousy one time.

[B]

Yeah, we could change in. We're gonna have Plinko on Friday.

[C]

I didn't realize we were taping that.

[B]

If you for one second read the text messages that TJ sends.

[C]

Well, yeah, I saw it today when he sent the message. I. I had. I had missed it previously.

[B]

He had sent it.

[C]

Well, I apologize. That's why I said I. I missed.

[F]

Missed it.

[C]

I can't miss something if it didn't exist.

[F]

How do you miss the text?

[C]

No, I missed it. The mistake was on me. I am taking forward.

[I]

Take accountability, Brandon.

[C]

And we'll move on.

[F]

In the yak. The act chat, obviously where those texts go. Yes, yes. Right, right, right, right. And I'm see, you know, I see it now. So there it is.

[B]

Tj, I just sent you a video.

[F]

It says, Thursday after yak we're filming. Huh. Okay. Interesting. Okay. All right. Noted.

[B]

Your phone man, tj, all the skills.

[F]

He said it during the other show.

[B]

Approached Rico today. This is the first time he's met Reed.

[G]

Oh, what's up, man?

[B]

It's nice to meet you.

[H]

No, not really. It was like, one time.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You. You sealed your fate.

[I]

You're good.

[C]

All right. You're in the bullpen.

[B]

I know where you're at.

[C]

I just want to say hi.

[H]

Where is he? In the bullpen.

[B]

Like middle relief Longman lefty. Rico's nightmare.

[H]

How?

[A]

I'm not doing.

[B]

I'm not doing anything though.

[D]

All right?

[H]

I mean, the clips he puts out always do numbers. That really matters.

[C]

I don't interfere. You do you.

[B]

All right.

[H]

All right, that's good.

[E]

I just want to say hi.

[H]

Is he. Where's he? On the scale of the year rankings, I'm number one.

[B]

No, five.

[H]

You just said I was skull of the year 19.

[B]

Holding the base. I give you that on him. Well, now he's going to be gunning for it. So Rico handled that well.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[G]

Y.

[D]

And he's holding something throwable.

[B]

He hates Reed training program.

[G]

What in the boy?

[A]

Why does he hate re. Oh, I get it.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, is Reed intimidatingly cool?

[I]

No, no.

[F]

God, no. No.

[A]

Hey, you're tasting, man.

[C]

You see?

[F]

Good lord.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[D]

Cuz, he's like dark. He's like dark.

[C]

He sucks.

[D]

He's always like skulking around the office.

[B]

Look at him a tiny bit.

[C]

Look how much that guy sucks.

[D]

I didn't say I'm like attracted to him, right?

[A]

I said you're not attracted to him.

[C]

Look at him. Of course you're not attracted to him.

[D]

I didn't mean it like that grown man eating Nilla wafer, like, got like a dark vibe.

[F]

Tj, Pam left and show her someone cool. There we go.

[B]

He just added Deutsche.

[H]

There it is.

[C]

Look.

[A]

We're already using them.

[D]

Like an emo guy.

[F]

Energy.

[D]

He's got like a dark energy.

[I]

Give it up, Kate.

[B]

Okay, I can just see it now. Like, you know, after a team wins like a championship and there'll be a big piece being, like how they built the team. Like in a year they're going to be like, how. How Barstool Woo Deutsch. How it all came together.

[G]

We just obtained him. He was available.

[F]

The untold story.

[B]

He was sitting there ready to go. We just snagged. We scooped him right up.

[F]

Can't believe the rest of the league let us get Deutsch.

[I]

So is he not going to be doing his like, chugging content outside the arenas anymore?

[B]

No, he could do whatever he wants.

[C]

I wonder what Deutsche he's gonna be doing.

[A]

You can't contain him.

[B]

Yeah, we hired Deutsche to be Deutschland.

[C]

No instructions.

[B]

Just be doing none, which is a law in the system.

[A]

Well, you're hired now, some people get.

[C]

No instructions and they take that as nothing.

[B]

Yeah. First step, hire you. Second step, nothing.

[A]

You have, like, five years to figure it out.

[B]

Yeah. It's like I talk to Katic every now and then because K's doing well now. But like, we joke, like, his first six months, he did nothing.

[F]

Literally nothing.

[C]

You told him sucked in the first year.

[B]

He did nothing. He said he's like, yeah, I was hired during basketball season. I didn't know what to do.

[A]

He was on Netflix a lot.

[B]

Yeah, he was just hanging out in the cave.

[C]

He was. He was.

[A]

Yeah, he was consuming.

[H]

He tried it out.

[D]

Yeah.

[G]

Right out doing nothing.

[A]

Maybe I'll be the nothing guy.

[D]

Yeah, this works.

[A]

Just didn't stick.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

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[C]

I think we're good.

[E]

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[B]

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[C]

All right.

[B]

Birthday, Kyle.

[F]

Happy birthday, Kyle.

[D]

Happy birthday.

[F]

Happy birthday day.

[E]

How old?

[G]

33.

[D]

It's a good age.

[G]

Jesus.

[F]

Wow.

[B]

Jesus age.

[F]

He's Crucified.

[D]

That was 27.

[A]

That was Kurt Cobain. I forgot Jesus was in the 27.

[D]

I did think he was in the 27 club.

[F]

Jimmy Hendricks next to Mama Cass.

[C]

Amy Winehouse.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Janice Joplin.

[D]

Y. Fleder.

[C]

No, I think he might have lasted long.

[D]

Longer. Okay.

[C]

I actually don't know. I don't know why I corrected you there. I have no idea.

[B]

Do you feel old?

[D]

Right?

[C]

Just corrected you because you're 133.

[B]

Still young.

[G]

It blends in with the other 30s.

[C]

33 is young.

[B]

As you're still spry. You still got a lot.

[D]

I liked my early 30s.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

I'm glad I put out. Put off fitness until my 30s.

[B]

I'm glad I put mine off until my 50s.

[C]

Yeah. You got a Whole decade.

[B]

It's a long time ago.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

The torso reveal is going to be. We might have to push it back.

[D]

What's the current. Current date for that?

[B]

April 27, 27. Gonna have to maybe push it back.

[G]

A little bit a year.

[B]

I didn't think the bears were going to go that far in the play.

[C]

And that's not your fault.

[B]

Kind of derailed a little bit. Some of the things had going.

[G]

Playoff treats.

[B]

Playoff treats. My. My ice bath isn't done yet. It hasn't been installed.

[C]

Nothing.

[G]

Are you committing to that?

[B]

I am hard.

[G]

The only thing that prepared me for is other ice baths. It's like it prepares you to do other cold plunges.

[B]

Dude, that guy who jumps in Lake Michigan every day. What a boss.

[A]

It was 33. It was significantly warmer in the lake, though.

[G]

Right?

[D]

Right.

[B]

I think it was like 33 degrees.

[A]

So would you survive longer in the lake? Is this a dumb question?

[B]

I don't think so.

[I]

They canceled a polar plunge.

[B]

I know he's still out there doing it. He has to break the ice and.

[D]

He does like a flip into it. He doesn't just like, what a boss. Crazy.

[B]

He's probably going to live to be like 300. He's got the key to.

[F]

Key to life anus, boys. Did you see the kid get t or the guy get tased in Kentucky?

[G]

No.

[B]

No. Oh, yeah.

[C]

Ryan.

[F]

Yeah. I want to make sure you both saw this clip. What do you do specifically? I just feel like you would like the clip. He got tased.

[B]

He got tased for what? After a basketball game. Yeah.

[A]

Brian.

[C]

Ryan.

[F]

Ryan got taste by ref.

[I]

James.

[H]

James.

[C]

This.

[B]

Go get.

[A]

Go get.

[C]

Justin.

[D]

Wait. What just happened?

[C]

Kids fighting. And here we go.

[H]

Get out of here.

[A]

Let's get the ball game.

[H]

Hey, here we go.

[F]

Look here.

[C]

This ball game's got to get over.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[H]

Let's go.

[C]

This game's over. Doing this.

[B]

We don't get somebody hurt bad. This game's over. Yeah.

[C]

You can't get this.

[B]

This game is over.

[F]

They just taste Ryan.

[C]

Put that back.

[F]

It just call me goes. They just taste again.

[A]

And they just tased Ryan.

[B]

This ball game is over.

[F]

This ball game.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[F]

They just taste Ryan.

[A]

That is like a. Reminds me of an old Internet.

[G]

Who's Ryan?

[A]

They just tase rhyme. It's a coach. Who's they?

[C]

They said it like, Ryan gets tased every week.

[G]

Like, oh, my God, they killed K.

[F]

That's the got t know the game with that. The game is over.

[A]

They were bored saying that.

[G]

And that'll do it. Ryan's tased.

[D]

All right, well, second plane. Just.

[C]

All right. This has been brought to you by tractor feeding supply.

[F]

That's funny.

[C]

All right.

[F]

All right.

[B]

Okay, great.

[C]

Spin it.

[B]

Spin the thing.

[F]

We're dry.

[B]

I think.

[C]

Roan tomorrow.

[B]

Wow. Oh, wow.

[A]

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[B]

All right, love you guys.

[A]

See you tomorrow.