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Big Cat
Oh, it's the yak. Why do we have field goal there? Tj what was that?
Reed
What you want?
Big Cat
Not field goal. Field goal is like we just. We just got stopped on.
Eddie
Yeah. Should be scoring touchdowns here.
Big Cat
Yeah. Home run. There we go. What else you got?
Kyle
Goal.
Brandon Walker
Replay.
Big Cat
Score.
Eddie
Score.
Titus
Touchdown.
Brandon Walker
Sports.
Eddie
It just says replay.
Brandon Walker
I like replay.
Big Cat
Replay.
Brandon Walker
I like replay.
Reed
I got.
Titus
I actually have two. Replay.
Big Cat
Can we make it? Can we make them custom?
Titus
In theory we could do it.
Big Cat
I can't just like type into it lasted 15 minutes.
Kate
Can you have that flash across whenever we repeat a story?
Big Cat
We've done you guys all the time
Kate
cruise control on your cars.
Danny
Oh man.
Big Cat
I'm getting. By the way, sell Blue Coffee. Sellbluecoffee.com stowbluecoffee.com Ready to drink cans. Go buy now. Yeah, no, I'm. I. I just had a really bad one. Where we just had Trace McGrady on PMT and it took me like 10 minutes into the interview where I was like, oh, we interviewed him before.
Kyle
You didn't.
Big Cat
Like, I was about to ask him about his big pants and then I was like, hold on a second. And I go, I. So I googled the big pants, cuz I was like, trying to get a picture and the first result was me asking about his. I was like, God damn it. Yeah. Need to replay. We got it back on track. He's a great dude.
Kyle
You didn't even mention the pants.
Big Cat
I did. I was like, last time you were on, we talked about the pants.
Brandon Walker
You're a pros pro.
Big Cat
Little nod to the audience that. No, I didn't do the first 10 minutes thinking that this is the first time I interviewed him.
Danny
He's back on tv.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah, he's. He's looking good. Dana's here and Eddie's here. Titus is out. Dana.
Eddie
Dana. Congratulations.
Big Cat
Congratulations. Thank you.
Dana
Guys.
Big Cat
Of the hour.
Dana
Thank you so much.
Brandon Walker
What a.
Dana
What a roller coaster.
Eddie
You're not wearing a diaper right now.
Dana
No, I'm cleaned up. I smell good.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Dana
There was a point there where I almost threw up from my own smell because I was.
Big Cat
The.
Dana
The diaper was getting dry, but it was like. Piss smell.
Eddie
Huh?
Dana
Yeah. That's the one thing I. I look really bad.
Steven Cheah
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Dana
I didn't realize how bad I was.
Big Cat
You actually looked really good when you were clothed.
Brandon Walker
Right. Like your arms up.
Big Cat
We were talking yesterday like there was a chance you were gonna starve to death.
Dana
I look horrible.
Big Cat
Yeah. When you took your clothes off.
Eddie
Yeah.
Dana
No, but I didn't know that. Oh, I didn't know how bad I look.
Big Cat
Oh, it was terrible.
Dana
Yeah. Yeah. I look horrible.
Brandon Walker
Wait, you don't think. You. You didn't think you looked like that? That was.
Dana
No, No, I didn't know that's how I look.
Big Cat
That surprised you?
Dana
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
I saw one comment calling somebody called your penis a slug pretty hard.
Dana
Well, you would have. A lot of people that don't realize about how much I talk about my penis on this program. That real. That thought I had a big. Like, Instagram has no idea who I am. And they're like this. This guy's huge balls.
Big Cat
Oh, good.
Dana
They don't realize it's a diaper. Oh, yeah.
Kyle
A lot of people with that.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Dana
Like the Instagram community that doesn't know anything about the. Or anything. They think I have a pipe.
Kyle
They're just talking about your balls.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Dana
Yeah.
Kyle
My home team was watching You. When I got home from work yesterday.
Big Cat
Wait, what?
Kyle
Like, fiance Beyonce in the cast is funny.
Big Cat
I love it. I love it.
Kyle
Funny by me. But I had to, like, point out, like, hey, by the way, he's got something stuffed.
Dana
Yes.
Kyle
And they were like.
Dana
Oh, yeah.
Big Cat
They.
Steven Cheah
The cats, too.
Big Cat
Your home team.
Dana
I like that a lot.
Big Cat
Well, how long you been doing that?
Kyle
I just, you know, just did it a lot. Improv.
Big Cat
Permission to steal.
Kyle
Yeah, you could steal the home team.
Big Cat
Just at home. I'm gonna be like, hey, my team.
Brandon Walker
Do you guys know about Kyle's home team roster limit? Yeah, third cat, Kyle.
Kyle
Three cats, Kyle tomorrow.
Big Cat
What?
Eddie
Number three.
Dana
Really?
Kyle
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
That's the appropriate response.
Kyle
I know.
Brandon Walker
That's the best.
Kyle
I know. It's weird. I know. The 2 to 3 is a massive.
Big Cat
Well, no, he's not. That. That officially. And officially, it. It lets everyone know, like, I ain't ever stopping.
Brandon Walker
That's the floodgates.
Big Cat
Yeah. Two to three now four.
Kyle
Might as well.
Big Cat
Yeah, You. You. You could. If you go 2 to 3, you could have 20 cats in a second.
Kyle
Exactly.
Big Cat
What type of cat are you getting?
Kyle
Another black.
Big Cat
So we have two blacks, and it's.
Kyle
I have a black and a. Like, a multicolored gray. Spotted.
Big Cat
We get a team pick tomorrow.
Steven Cheah
Yes.
Kevin
Okay.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Kyle
I'm doing a massive favor to this young woman.
Big Cat
Why she get rid of it?
Kyle
Long story. Look up Clifford Chicago. Clifford? Wesley, we got to find Clifford.
Big Cat
Oh, you know about Clifford?
Kyle
Clifford, Clifford? No, she got. She went missing near Target in West Loop. And it's been a while since November, but. Oh, I think she's out. I think Clifford's out there.
Big Cat
Yeah. Out where? With.
Kyle
It could be anywhere in Chicago. Someone might have, like, picked Clifford up.
Big Cat
Clifford. And Clifford's out there with Savannah Guthrie's mom. Oh, like, what are we talking about, Clippers?
Brandon Walker
Out there since November.
Kyle
Yeah, I know, I know.
Big Cat
That's a good looking.
Kyle
But the owner is, like, so heartbroken. You can tell, like, she's obsessed with. Yeah, obsessed with Cass. We went to visit at her apartment.
Big Cat
Wait, what?
Brandon Walker
Yeah, she skipped a big part of this.
Eddie
Hold on.
Big Cat
That was a really big skip.
Eddie
Yeah. What's the favor you're doing?
Kyle
She was viral on Tick Tock. My fiance, founder saw the story about Clifford, right? And this girl ended up finding a cat that looked a lot like Clifford. So she brought it home. It's not Clifford. Then that cat had a bunch of kittens.
Eddie
Oh.
Kyle
And now she needs to find homes for the kittens.
Big Cat
Got it. So this is Clifford. Dead new cat.
Dana
I'll do that.
Big Cat
What? I mean, come on, guys.
Kyle
He's in someone's probably.
Dana
They're a yakker and they're gonna return quickly.
Big Cat
What's the new cat's name?
Kyle
Milk.
Big Cat
Was Milk taken from. Are we like. Are we perpetually.
Kyle
I get it, I get it.
Eddie
You're getting milk tomorrow.
Kyle
Yes.
Eddie
They were doing the milk draft.
Big Cat
No, he's getting milk offspring.
Kyle
That is crazy, right?
Brandon Walker
No, no, no, he's getting accurate.
Kyle
I didn't name him Milk.
Big Cat
You're getting milk or a baby.
Eddie
You're getting milk.
Kyle
Milk. The kitten. The kitten's name is Milk.
Big Cat
Oh, what's the. What's the Mother's day Friday? Shut up.
Brandon Walker
Oh,
Kyle
the Clifford look alike. Yeah, I forget.
Big Cat
Was that cat taken off the street and there's another person now looking like. Do we have a. A chain event of looking for Clifford?
Kyle
Someone else's heart found Clifford at an establishment car called Carnival. I think it's like a. A bar.
Big Cat
No, it's a restaurant.
Kyle
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Big Cat
So.
Kyle
But she saved the Clifford lookalike.
Big Cat
Do you understand what.
Kyle
I know what you mean.
Eddie
Yeah.
Big Cat
We're going to. We're just going to repeat it again where someone else is going to go viral being like, I lost my cat.
Eddie
You'll have to get their kitten where
Big Cat
like, this cat kind of looked like the Clifford cat. Someone might have taken it. The Clifford owner took it.
Kyle
Yeah, yeah, I get it. This isn't a moral thing. I just wanted. We wanted another cat.
Big Cat
Yeah. So you're getting Milk.
Kyle
Yes.
Big Cat
Tomorrow.
Kyle
Hate you guys. Hate the name. I might.
Eddie
We might change a black cat named Milk.
Kyle
It has a spot, a splash of white on its sternum.
Eddie
Got a name to come.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
No, just Milk. Okay. Sorry.
Brandon Walker
You've crossed. You don't mess with.
Eddie
You're right. I'm sorry. I apologize.
Dana
Grow up.
Danny
Don't.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Danny
Do you have a number?
Eddie
He said Clifford was dead.
Dana
Yeah. And I said, that's not nice. I said, but what are we doing?
Big Cat
What are we.
Dana
What if. What if. What if Clifford.
Big Cat
Come on.
Dana
Eddie wandered into someone's house and he's alive and well?
Big Cat
It sounds like this woman.
Eddie
That person's not giving them up.
Brandon Walker
Cats can live stray for a long
Dana
time if they have a good heart. They would say, and they see the yak, they'd say, I'm gonna bring Clifford home.
Eddie
People don't have good hearts. People are bastard coated bastards.
Big Cat
What are we doing?
Kevin
Bastard Phil would have had to have survived the winter too.
Big Cat
Yeah, I think as the owner, you
Kate
have to believe that's what Happened. It would kill me if Mike.
Big Cat
No, I know it's sad. I'm not saying it's not sad. I feel awful for her.
Kyle
I'm not trying to instill false hope. So if, like there. If you know for a fact Clifford's dead, then say it with your chest.
Brandon Walker
Big Cat. Did you run over Clifford?
Kate
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Big Kim, if you're so certain, I
Big Cat
mean, I guess you. You got me on that. I can't 100 certainty say that.
Kyle
Also, do not post anything about Clifford being dead on social media. Yes. Cannot have this girl see that.
Big Cat
No, I agree with that. I agree with that.
Danny
How many days?
Brandon Walker
Well, you still have to go back to her house and get milk.
Big Cat
Right?
Kyle
Exactly.
Big Cat
Okay.
Kyle
Nothing about Clifford being dead.
Big Cat
Our social team. Wyatt supposed to be saying that. I just.
Kyle
Yeah, I just.
Big Cat
It's not looking good.
Dana
You're being real.
Eddie
You're being.
Big Cat
It's not looking good. The outlook is not good.
Kyle
I just assume cats can survive. They die of frigidity.
Eddie
Yeah, well, I mean, they. But they're good at adapting to finding warm Clifford.
Big Cat
Tupac. We got a lot of things that are just, you know, they're still alive. Yeah. Elvis. It's.
Kyle
You know, don't put Clifford on that territory. Clifford. Clifford ain't on Elvis level.
Big Cat
Jobs, like, there's a lot of things that could be.
Brandon Walker
How viral did this post go, Kyle?
Dana
She.
Kyle
It was an array of posts. Several posts over the course of the last several months. That's pretty viral. Like locally viral. It got some decent attention.
Big Cat
How did. How did Clifford get out?
Kyle
It was in like a carrier right outside her home and just made. Managed to.
Big Cat
That sucks.
Dana
Yeah.
Danny
Yeah, yeah.
Kyle
But.
Big Cat
Yeah, but now she has a new cat. She has a lot of cats.
Kyle
A lot of kittens looking to get rid of. Yeah.
Big Cat
Okay.
Kyle
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Why don't you grab two, Kyle?
Big Cat
Do I have to take one?
Kyle
Yeah, I said you might.
Eddie
Okay.
Kyle
You think about it.
Big Cat
Bill. Oh, Kyle, that's Bill.
Eddie
Oh, that's a good name, actually.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah. Kyle, Bill, Lulu.
Kyle
Yeah, we met them all.
Big Cat
Cute one.
Kyle
So, yeah, that's the one we originally wanted.
Kevin
Of course.
Danny
Sammy, why couldn't you get Kuchan?
Kyle
We liked Milk's vibe.
Big Cat
Hold on. Cats have like, different cats like that.
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Yes.
Eddie
I didn't know that cats come out in all colors.
Big Cat
Yeah, I had no idea how the.
Dana
How does that work?
Kevin
Yeah, that's one Li.
Brandon Walker
Is that Milk?
Dana
Wait, seriously?
Titus
Yeah, just like. Like you could have a redheaded kid.
Dana
The dogs do that too.
Big Cat
Like, I don't think so.
Dana
Black Lab could have A brown lab.
Eddie
No.
Big Cat
So like, a boy cat can't be like, wait a second.
Eddie
There's a lot of different.
Brandon Walker
Right.
Eddie
You know, the house cats are a lot more.
Big Cat
That's crazy. I know.
Dana
They all just popped out the same.
Eddie
Yeah, but, like, if. If a dog has mixed babies, it. You're gonna get like six different things. They might look alike, but you get one black one, you get a spotted one.
Danny
Why haven't you gotten another one?
Kate
Just with the little kids right now, it's a lot.
Brandon Walker
Go get Kuchen scratching in the middle
Kate
of the night when you finally get him to bed or something. Finally get the kids to bed, and then it's like the cat's knocking shit over. But I do love my cat, and I would believe that he went to someone else's house if he got out. I think I'd be like, a nutcase. No, it's like if you didn't know where your pet was.
Big Cat
Yeah, it's the worst.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kate
But I would like to get another one eventually.
Eddie
Kyle. I had a very similar thing. I lost Lucy one time right when I got married. Lucy, my cat. And I thought, Lucy went to the Walmart about a mile down the road, and somebody put in the paper, I found a cat at Walmart. And they showed a picture, and it looked just like Lucy. I brought Lucy home.
Big Cat
Wasn't Lucy.
Kyle
Wasn't Lucy.
Eddie
Wasn't Lucy. And this cat tore my fucking house to snow. Pissed everywhere. Pissed, like, just tore my. Almost end of my marriage. I was married for, like two months at the time. Just pissed everywhere. And I ended up having to get the cat back. But that's horrible. No, my. My. Yeah, my wife.
Kate
My dad brought a feral cat into our house, too. He pulled up home from work and there was a black cat in our yard.
Big Cat
And he's like, oh, get over here.
Kate
And our cat, it was, like, eating all my cat's food. And our cat was at the top of the steps, like, what the hell?
Dana
Yeah, my pet or my siblings think I killed our cat.
Brandon Walker
Did you?
Eddie
Did you?
Dana
I don't think so. I mean, the last time he was alive was he was found in my bedroom dead on the floor.
Big Cat
Oh, no.
Dana
Yeah, but he was really old. He was like 25 years old.
Big Cat
Okay.
Steven Cheah
But he.
Kyle
He hung out a lot.
Dana
My bed was on the ground, and he would sometimes come in the bed and lay down.
Brandon Walker
Like, they say that I rolled human years.
Dana
Yeah, they, like. I don't know if they joke, but, like, he was found dead next to my bed. And they say, dana, you probably rolled on.
Brandon Walker
When was the last time you saw him alive?
Dana
20.
Eddie
No, like, what? What? Right before bed?
Big Cat
Like right as you were dozing off.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Brandon Walker
He was falling asleep next to you.
Dana
You know, it's like a pet jumps in your bed. Right.
Big Cat
But did you wake up and. Dead.
Dana
Woke up. He was on the side of the bed, dead. He was so old. No, he was on. He was boned.
Big Cat
You go to sleep, you're laying in bed, Your cat comes in, lays in
Reed
the bed with you.
Big Cat
You wake up, cat dead.
Steven Cheah
He was.
Brandon Walker
Bones, when cats are about to die, don't they, like, try to go be alone? They go under the porch.
Eddie
Yeah. They don't want you to see them.
Dana
Yeah.
Reed
Yeah.
Dana
Is that true?
Reed
Yeah.
Dana
That's not true.
Kyle
Yeah, that's true.
Big Cat
So, yeah, you killed your kid.
Kyle
Your cat was already involuntary.
Kate
Your fragile, bony cat with you.
Kevin
Wait, was it dead in your bed
Big Cat
or on the side of your side of.
Eddie
My bad.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah, because he probably. He probably kicked.
Dana
His mattress was on the ground.
Eddie
What? Why?
Dana
The whole thing.
Big Cat
Go ahead.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, please.
Eddie
Two hours.
Dana
We were in transitions from houses.
Kevin
Okay.
Eddie
Yeah.
Danny
How old were you?
Dana
Sophomore in college.
Brandon Walker
How big were you?
Dana
Not nearly as big as I am now.
Eddie
How drunk were you? Big enough. I was drunk.
Brandon Walker
All your siblings think this.
Dana
I mean, I can call my sister.
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
I mean, she don't mind it.
Reed
Yeah.
Big Cat
Please call Art. That's awesome, though, Kyle.
Dana
I'll call my brother. My brother would know.
Kyle
Yeah. Three is the limit, Ed, by the way.
Danny
No, three is the limit.
Kyle
If we. No, four. The size of our place. Three is the absolute limit.
Brandon Walker
So if you get a bigger apartment, a couple years.
Eddie
Didn't you move places because you were at the limit?
Big Cat
Yeah. He's lying to you.
Kyle
Yeah, we.
Brandon Walker
Bigger space.
Kyle
Now we have three.
Eddie
A new limit.
Kyle
Capped at three for now.
Danny
Are you lying to me?
Kyle
Yeah, I might be. I don't know. Yeah, that's the thing. I don't know. We'll see how easy it is.
Big Cat
He's lying to you. He's. Once you get to three, it's. It's over. Have you ever had a cat? I had a cat for a few years growing up. Didn't really like it. No, it's okay.
Eddie
I love cats, too.
Kate
Have you had. Because you're a dog guy?
Danny
No, I've never had a cat I liked.
Big Cat
I. We had a dog and then we had a cat. The cat didn't really like humans, so.
Danny
Dear. Kids ask for cats.
Big Cat
My kids do. My wife probably would get one. I don't know if I want one. Go. Yeah, I don't.
Kyle
I'm not posting like a. I like cats.
Big Cat
I think maybe if.
Kyle
Honestly, the one that hates me or.
Big Cat
No. Oh, hold on.
Dana
You're. I'm on a show right now.
Mama Beers
Oh, boy, oh, boy. How are you doing today after all that?
Dana
I'm great, but this is actually unrelated.
Eddie
You haven't talked to your mom?
Dana
We texted. Okay, yes. Remember Scamp?
Big Cat
Yeah.
Dana
Did I. Did I roll over on Scamp and he died?
Brandon Walker
No.
Mama Beers
That's what your brother keeps telling you, but there's no evidence of it.
Dana
But he.
Big Cat
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Mama Beers. It's Big Cat right now. You might. How are you? You say.
Dana
No, I don't.
Big Cat
Yeah, I don't know if we've met.
Dana
Just let Big Cat talk. Mom. Hold on.
Big Cat
You say no evidence yet. The last person to see Scamp alive was Dana, right before he dozed off. And then Scamp was dead next to Dana's bed. And Dana's not, like, a quiet sleeper, so that's evidence.
Mama Beers
Are you trying to convince me that he killed his little kitty?
Brandon Walker
Can you just say, is there a zero percent chance?
Eddie
No. Okay,
Big Cat
The court of law. This is what we're trying to find out.
Kyle
All right.
Mama Beers
Did you tell them about
Kyle
Pete?
Dana
Oh, that one doesn't count. I was three years old.
Big Cat
What happened?
Dana
I opened the. The backyard fence, and my dad found him eaten by a coyote.
Eddie
Oh.
Kyle
Why'd you open the door?
Mama Beers
Funny anecdote. You were wearing a diaper outside then, too.
Dana
Oh.
Eddie
Yeah.
Dana
So. But.
Mama Beers
All right.
Dana
I found him.
Mama Beers
I wanted you to feel like you hurt or killed a cat. He was very old. He was, like, 26.
Dana
See? I told you.
Big Cat
Right? But still, no teeth.
Mama Beers
You. You would. And you loved him, and he loved you. And I. I. There's not zero percent. But I just. We're going with this. Your brother's going with the story that you did it. I'm going with the story that he just died in his sleep.
Big Cat
Well, and also Mama Beers, I. I appreciate you answering the phone call, because then what was Pete. Was it Pete?
Steven Cheah
Pete?
Big Cat
Yeah. So, yeah, we're. This just went from a murder trial to a serial killer. Bodies.
Kate
All right.
Mama Beers
Okay, Dana, I don't mean to get you in more trouble, but talk about the hamsters.
Big Cat
What about the hairs?
Dana
Dana.
Big Cat
All right, what happened with the hamster?
Dana
The hamsters, Dana.
Eddie
Oh, all right.
Big Cat
No, no, no, no. Can we just hear a little bit of hamster talk?
Mama Beers
There's a little hamster talk. Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah. What happened?
Mama Beers
Well, gosh, I don't want PETA to get upset with us. Cuz we do. You know, we love animals.
Dana
Love our animals.
Big Cat
We love our animals.
Mama Beers
Yeah, but Dana and his brother were kind of like they were close together, but they were sort of tossing a hamster between each other gently. And our family dog, like, who was used to getting Beanie babies when they would do that, got the hamster.
Eddie
You played fetch with a hamster?
Brandon Walker
He intercepted your game of toss the
Kyle
hamster like a Beanie Baby and it
Brandon Walker
ran off with the hamster.
Kyle
All right, mom torch.
Big Cat
Thank you so much, Mrs. Beers.
Mama Beers
Oh, gosh, I don't know. I think I caused some trouble.
Big Cat
No, no, you did a great job.
Brandon Walker
Backfired, bud.
Dana
I love you taking good care of Dana.
Mama Beers
In Chicago, we had him in a diaper.
Kyle
He's about torturing him every day.
Brandon Walker
Every single day.
Eddie
Okay?
Big Cat
So, Dana, I love you. Bye, Dana. You know what, sweet lady? You know what?
Kyle
I wouldn't do great, mom?
Big Cat
I wouldn't call my mom about the alleged cat killing. If I have other animals that I also might.
Dana
The Pete one is. That's like.
Big Cat
Okay, yeah, you're.
Dana
I was a three year old kid that accidentally opened the thing.
Eddie
How old were you on the hamster?
Dana
Like seven.
Reed
I don't know.
Kate
Do you remember what you did as soon as.
Dana
Yeah, no, I don't remember the dog at all. I was just too young. Too young. I just opened the gate and then he ran out.
Big Cat
Wait, wait, I'm talking about.
Brandon Walker
I'm talking about
Eddie
the dog caught the hamster.
Kate
I was talking about.
Dana
Oh, that. We used to just toss him around a little bit.
Eddie
Hamster.
Kevin
Was it like traumatic when you saw the dog run away with it?
Dana
Oh, yeah.
Kate
I'm wondering.
Mama Beers
Yeah.
Eddie
Was the dog like following hamster? Was.
Big Cat
I just spit up on myself. Oh, yeah.
Kyle
Wait, how did.
Dana
How did the dog kill. Cried for days. He just bit his. Bit him up.
Big Cat
What the.
Brandon Walker
But Dana, did he run away with it or did you see him?
Kyle
What did. What was the carcass looking like one?
Dana
I didn't look at the carcass. They just, you know, bit him up a little bit.
Kyle
Died instantly.
Dana
You know, hamsters are. You just take one tooth to the. To the rib, you're done.
Eddie
Dana, why were you tossing them then?
Dana
It's like a game. I don't know. He loved it, dude. He enjoyed it.
Eddie
That hamster did not like that.
Big Cat
I don't want to tell you, like what stories like you should leave with and stuff, but the monkey stealing your dad's hat is not your number one like animal store. No.
Eddie
Dana, you got some.
Dana
I love animals. Now I'm. I'm worried about, like, Ralphie. Like, I feel like I have bad. I have a bad history.
Brandon Walker
I think you got it all out of your system.
Big Cat
Just don't toss him around any coyotes.
Danny
Ralphie should be confiscated. What the Hammy.
Big Cat
I'm.
Danny
I'm a scarred.
Kyle
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Can we. I think cats like to die alone. If it would not go in there. That doesn't make any sense, dude.
Big Cat
Instinctually, what that would have. As a seven year old.
Dana
Yeah. I try to block a lot of, like my life, like, from up until like 17 years old. I, like, don't really.
Big Cat
And I. I don't think. I don't think you did anything wrong.
Dana
Like boys being boys.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Dana
Hamster around.
Big Cat
Chucking your hamster?
Dana
We weren't chucking. It was like.
Brandon Walker
If you close your eyes, do you remember it vividly?
Dana
Yes.
Eddie
How close. How close were you and your brother? Me and you or Kyle? You and Kyle?
Dana
Me and Eddie.
Danny
Okay, now, was it your throw or his throw?
Dana
I don't remember whose throw.
Danny
That's like, question your feet in the.
Brandon Walker
Do you remember?
Eddie
That's why he's framing you for the cat job. He threw the answer.
Dana
Yeah.
Steven Cheah
True.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah. Call your brother.
Dana
He has a real job.
Big Cat
All right. Tell him to call if he sees it. I want to. I want to get to the bottom of Hammy.
Kyle
And then cats instinctively seek out secluded, quiet in dark places to die.
Eddie
He mistook you for a house.
Brandon Walker
Oh, yeah. He thought you were a porch.
Big Cat
This was supposed to be Dana. This is supposed to be Dana's coronation. For everything he did. It's just so. Enjoy the money parade of championship animal killer. Holy hammy.
Dana
Yeah, hammy.
Brandon Walker
R.I.P Dana, I think it's cool that with your winnings, you're going to be buying softball uniforms for.
Dana
Stop. Don't do that. Come on. Zillion beers. Yeah.
Big Cat
So, Dana, that was incredible, though this week.
Dana
It was fun. Very fun.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
That coming from you, man.
Big Cat
I think.
Dana
I think I have a. I have you doing an ad.
Big Cat
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Dana
Yeah.
Big Cat
Like, everyone else was miserable, and even the meek Phil spit. Like, look at your face. You're just like, yeah.
Dana
No, I. I think my advantage is that. And also, I am totally okay with, like, making a fool of myself and living in my own filth. Like, I was. I. That doesn't affect me whatsoever.
Big Cat
Yeah. It was incredible, though.
Eddie
Yeah.
Big Cat
Do you think you could have. How much longer could you have lasted?
Dana
I think they were trying to get us out of there within, like, the next 12 hours. I could have stayed. I could have stayed until they, like, made it impossible.
Big Cat
Did your legs hurt?
Dana
Yeah, but, like, I don't think I would have outlasted Blutman if it was just me and him standing there.
Eddie
He said he. He could go a week.
Dana
Yeah, he would have outlasted me. But if they started adding in, like, different stuff, I would have stayed as long as I needed to. But I got the green. I got a five minute phone call with my wife, and she gave me the green light, and she's like, go do it. Once I got that, I was like, all right. That was the only question I had.
Big Cat
She was just like, go do it. Win us.
Dana
If you don't win, I'll be sad. But it's okay.
Big Cat
Yeah. Win us 30k. And then the minute you get home, I'll have a severely undercooked.
Dana
No.
Eddie
Frozen pizza.
Dana
Should be doughy and soft.
Big Cat
That thing looked like.
Brandon Walker
No, that's.
Dana
He knows how I like it.
Kyle
I didn't see it. It's not how I like it.
Dana
It's how I like it.
Big Cat
He gets out of jail and his first meal is just gross.
Kevin
Medium rare pizza.
Brandon Walker
Dana, did you come in with any signs?
Dana
What do you mean?
Big Cat
Look at this thing.
Brandon Walker
Did she buy any signs?
Dana
I like it doughy. I don't have to tell you. Regular pizza, crisp it off.
Brandon Walker
Is this made?
Dana
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Oh, this is the before.
Dana
What were you saying?
Brandon Walker
Did she buy you a sign that says you did?
Dana
That said you did didn't come in time.
Brandon Walker
Oh, damn.
Dana
She gave me a nice little spread of stuff when I got back. All my favorite treats.
Big Cat
And. And. And by the way, the ruling. I think Tate tweeted about it, but, like, so when it happened, Tate was texting me. Lucas, I think, Danny, you were on it, Titus. The people were like, oh, well, the cart broke. It was the. The foot out of the box.
Dana
Yeah.
Big Cat
And also Blubbin did. He was wrenching on that.
Dana
He was so. And I. That didn't cross my mind for a second that that could fall off.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Dana
I got lucky. I definitely got lucky.
Big Cat
Yeah. If I think he had stayed in the box, I think you guys would still be there.
Dana
I do, too. But, yeah, he's. He's a brick wall. He's on. He's. You can't, like, affect him at all. Yeah, I. I feel bad. I was. I was grasping at straws at one point, and I was just reading mean chats that people were saying about him. That was probably over the line a little bit, but I was doing anything in your face.
Big Cat
Yeah. Someone spit on.
Dana
Yeah, but, like, Blutman doesn't deserve that. He's the nicest guy ever. But I was just so much like, I can't. I have to do something to get this guy off his game. And nothing was affecting him whatsoever. He's a fucking. He's a brick wall.
Big Cat
It was crazy.
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
His reaction to stepping out was pretty funny. He's like, oh, shoot.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
After 51 hours.
Dana
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Oh, man.
Big Cat
Where are you at with Meek Phil?
Dana
Fine. With Meek Phil.
Big Cat
Yeah. Like, he lost his.
Dana
Spitting on people is disgusting and deplorable, but it's like. It's Meek Phil.
Eddie
Did he apologize?
Kyle
Did he reflect?
Kevin
No.
Dana
No, but he had to. He got. He had to force it out of him. But I don't. Again, I don't care that he didn't
Kevin
appall a clip a half hour ago of him saying he would do it all again and regrets nothing.
Big Cat
Oh, let me see it.
Mincy
One point where Dina says, I. I have no beef with Meek Phil. Like, I know that's up to say, like, he was defending me. I said, we have no beef. By the way, when you have your phone, you played the game. And then Dana respond, no beef at all. Apologies if I cross the line and all. I said, you played the game to perfection. There's nothing.
Big Cat
You apologize. So he apologized. You didn't.
Mincy
This is me right now saying, dana, I'm sorry for spitting on you, but we played the game the same way.
Dana
Like, I really don't care. It doesn't. I don't need.
Eddie
I don't know, make.
Big Cat
You know, spitting on people is, like,
Steven Cheah
the worst thing you could do well,
Mincy
because brought up another instance. It wasn't.
Big Cat
But what this is.
Eddie
This is.
Big Cat
I can't believe he apologies. What did he say?
Kevin
Brought up another incident.
Mincy
What this is another incident.
Big Cat
Spitting on people is like the worst
Steven Cheah
thing you could do.
Mincy
Obvious problems. It wasn't.
Big Cat
But what this is. This is.
Eddie
It's okay to apologize for speaking.
Big Cat
Dude, I can't believe he apologized via text. You didn't apologize. This is why I came every opportunity. What just happened.
Mincy
But this is where I'm defending such a nice guy. This is where I'm defending my actions on the game. We all made a thing in that room. We're like, what was make it as disgusting as humanly possible to try to draw people out. There were points in that game where Dane. I was like trying to pull trigger. I was like, I might fucking puke on Dana. And Dan was willing to fucking do it.
Steven Cheah
That's.
Big Cat
That's way more funnier and creative than spitting on.
Reed
Talking back like you.
Eddie
It was just like. It's just.
Steven Cheah
Listen, I understand it's a game, but it's also like. But human. There's also humans.
Eddie
But we.
Mincy
It's also.
Eddie
Yeah, that's fine.
Mincy
Also at the same point is. It's what we signed up for.
Dana
No, you didn't.
Mincy
We signed up.
Eddie
So if someone punches you in the face.
Mincy
I was gonna get to that. If Dana want. Everyone said.
Eddie
But again, if you.
Steven Cheah
There is a line no matter what you sign up for. Like, if you. If someone in Survivors spits in me on my face, I'm.
Brandon Walker
No.
Steven Cheah
And also, they had a very funny thing, like the punching someone in the face. Like, no one's gonna punch someone.
Eddie
He said, if somebody survives, can you
Big Cat
please tweet out a screenshot of that apology? How was Dana? That is. That is the most remark, not apology, apology he had for you. That is the most remarkable thing I've
Kyle
heard in a while.
Big Cat
I will say this.
Dana
Wow.
Mincy
There's a lot of people saying. I will say right now, if Dana had punched me in the face, did whatever he want, he would have been completely justified. And I would not be like, oh, you should have done that. Like, no. Dana had every right to punch me in the face and he didn't. I commend him for that.
Big Cat
Wow.
Eddie
I can't believe that Dana wouldn't cross.
Big Cat
But Dana, you.
Eddie
Are you the best dude?
Dana
No, I think most of you guys would respond the same way where you'd be pissed, but you'd be like, I'm not gonna punch him.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Dana
What is.
Eddie
But I'm a weak guy. I would have.
Dana
I know, but flipped out. My brain immediately went into, like, game mode of like, oh, he's out. Yeah, that's good for me.
Kevin
I mean, if you're not mad, I shouldn't be. But it wasn't like a strategic, like, no. No cameras rolling. He still would have.
Dana
Yeah.
Kevin
That was, like, involuntary.
Big Cat
Yeah, he lost his mind.
Dana
When he was losing his mind, I was like, he's about to do something dumb. See it in his eyes.
Danny
It's like the old CT move.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah.
Danny
People just wanted him to hit him so he could be eliminated.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
And you apologize to him.
Dana
Well, I just. I don't, like, be like, yeah, I get it.
Eddie
And everybody be.
Dana
I did put it. But for the record, my diaper was on my boxers. It wasn't on my dicks. And it also wasn't like, there's no piss or anything.
Big Cat
You put it on the handle. You put on his face the. But that's why you won because, like, nothing, everything was funny to you.
Dana
Yeah. And then the beers thing was like, I. The beers didn't give me an advantage. That was strictly because I wanted to. I feel like I'm more entertaining when I have a little bit. A little bit of a buzz. And I just wanted to talk to the chat. It made me have to pee for eight hours. Look, that didn't help me at all.
Brandon Walker
How many times did you piss yourself?
Dana
Twice.
Brandon Walker
Okay.
Danny
Yeah. What was it, like, three?
Dana
What?
Danny
Like peeing in a diaper.
Dana
Fine.
Big Cat
Brings.
Titus
Did it work?
Dana
Just very wet.
Kyle
It is wet.
Big Cat
Yep.
Brandon Walker
Wait, you peed in the diaper, but the diaper was over your underwear?
Dana
The second one was on. Once Meek was gone, the new diaper was on my balls.
Brandon Walker
Okay.
Dana
Yeah. But I didn't use that to any advantage.
Brandon Walker
So when you pissed in the diaper, it was underwear first and then diaper on the outside of it?
Dana
No, I pissed once in my pants.
Brandon Walker
Okay.
Kyle
Early.
Big Cat
Right.
Dana
And I had to live with that for the whole. For 52 hours. Then I pissed in the diaper with it on my penis.
Kevin
Okay.
Big Cat
How well did you sleep last night?
Dana
Very well. Ralphie was in the bed.
Big Cat
Oh, no, no.
Dana
Oh, no.
Eddie
Ralphie's still sleeping.
Big Cat
What time did you go to bed?
Dana
12.
Big Cat
Oh, I thought you would have passed.
Dana
I was watching hoops.
Brandon Walker
Had a tummy full of dough.
Danny
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
That makes me sleep here, Rondo.
Dana
Just a lot of hoops. I wanted to catch up, man. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. Shout out to the whole crew. And Blotman, obviously.
Danny
What was the Worst part.
Dana
Can't tell you the best part.
Big Cat
Yeah, Deutsche won.
Dana
I love Deutsch, obviously. I. We know that I love Deutsch, but, like, this made me love Deutsch 100 times more. I just love hanging out with Deutsch. And I was. I was legit crushed when he got out. I was like, this is going to suck.
Brandon Walker
You were devastated.
Big Cat
Well, you shouldn't have done the pick and roll. He could follow directions.
Brandon Walker
Was it strategy to get Ethan so happy over 99 bottles to get.
Dana
No. Ethan's another guy that, like, through this experience, I. I love him a million times more than I even did. But yeah, I. I didn't mean to hand him the picture and for him to hit his hand to go off, he just.
Brandon Walker
Wait, you handed the picture to him?
Dana
I did. Oh, I didn't do that with any ill intent. I just was like, here, we're having a good time.
Big Cat
Tina won this by just being himself.
Brandon Walker
It's almost like Forrest Gumpian.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
Dana
I think Camps was on the ropes, though. Yeah, Camps was on the ropes. Either way, it was going to come down to Blutman and Phil and me, I think, no matter what.
Big Cat
Oh, man.
Kevin
So what was the worst part?
Dana
Okay. Yeah, worst part, when they turned the heat on that was really bad yesterday. 90 degrees.
Kyle
That have been yesterday when you were forced to stand in one tiny box.
Dana
Then they turned the heat on in 90 degrees in the box.
Kevin
I thought it would have helped you because you were wet and it was cold before.
Dana
That's why I put the thing on my head because it was wet. And that helps.
Big Cat
Yeah, I think it would just be physically like your hand like that would have.
Kyle
Just how long were you like that standing up with your hand touching?
Dana
Well, we got a lot of like. Like we slept for six hours.
Kyle
Now that yesterday, what was like this,
Dana
the streak, eight to four.
Kyle
So you did eight hours straight standing up in one place?
Dana
Pretty much.
Kyle
And it wasn't like mentally agonizing?
Reed
No.
Kyle
Wow.
Danny
Impressive.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, I couldn't do it.
Dana
Yeah, I'm not a mentally strong person either. I just. I was having fun. The only thing that hurt was like my. My legs hurt a little bit, but it was fine.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Kyle
Good for you.
Brandon Walker
Proud of you, Dana.
Eddie
Well done.
Kyle
Crazy.
Brandon Walker
Thank you.
Danny
If you had to dedicate your win to one of the three pets you murdered.
Brandon Walker
Oh, yeah.
Eddie
Good question, Eddie.
Brandon Walker
In memory of who?
Dana
I didn't know Pete too well. I mean, Scamp. I spent my whole life with scamps. Probably. Scamp.
Steven Cheah
Yeah.
Dana
Me was a short lived ham experience.
Kevin
People just Treat hamsters like toys.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah.
Kyle
I bit my tongue. I did the same. Yeah, I killed mine.
Brandon Walker
My hamster was essentially a hacky sack.
Kyle
I would put it in the ball a little. Like I would roll it down the steps in the ball.
Big Cat
Oh yeah.
Kyle
Over and over.
Dana
My mom texted me. What about Gabby eating onion rings?
Eddie
Oh, that's fault. Wait, what?
Dana
Dad's fault. He left them out.
Brandon Walker
Did you kill another animal?
Kevin
It was Gabby.
Dana
That was our black lab. She ate onion rings and died.
Eddie
Oh, a dog can die from.
Dana
Onion rings are really bad for dogs.
Kyle
Really bad.
Eddie
I didn't know.
Kate
I didn't know.
Eddie
I need chocolate and grapes.
Dana
Onion rings. Onions. Onions are very bad.
Kate
Oh, I didn't know that.
Kyle
I did not know that.
Big Cat
This be more known.
Eddie
Dogs can drink out of a toilet, but they can't eat.
Danny
Yeah, yeah.
Big Cat
Huh. Animals in. In. In the beer's house are like. It's like DAR4 or something crazy man.
Danny
What's going on?
Dana
We had a. A black cat that had thumbs.
Eddie
What?
Big Cat
What? Oh, that.
Brandon Walker
That means it was bred by Thomas Jefferson, right? Or Thomas what?
Dana
I mean, know who. But what?
Kate
I think all the Hemingway ca.
Kyle
It is toes or whatever. I didn't know. I don't know much about cats biologically.
Kate
We had one in college that had like. We called him Mitts. He had just like 50 toes on each. He had massive, endless toes.
Eddie
So how did.
Dana
Jasper had a good life? He didn't die at any weird circumstances.
Brandon Walker
Were those the thumbs Jasper had?
Big Cat
Those are the thumbs.
Dana
Jasper hated me though.
Eddie
Well, yeah, your reputation.
Dana
Chilled in the basement all day.
Danny
Who was the dog from last year?
Eddie
Which one?
Danny
The one when I went to your house and you're like, hey, I got a. Oh, Apollo.
Dana
Apollo had a great life.
Big Cat
It's good.
Dana
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Wait.
Kyle
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Eddie, were you with Dana?
Big Cat
Yes, that's the word. Hey. What?
Dana
There's nothing we could have done.
Brandon Walker
Eddie was with Data when Dana had to put his dog. Wait, really?
Big Cat
And he wanted to watch.
Danny
He's like, yo, dude. We were talking. It was before the dozen final four and he's like, yo, let's go. Let's go to Cape Cod and get onion rings. I'm like, yeah, I'm down. So then we go to Cape Cod, I hop in his car and it's a guard. This is kind of awkward, but we gotta stop my parents house. Gotta put my dog down real quick.
Big Cat
Wait, did that.
Kyle
Did you put him kind of awkward?
Dana
No, no, no, we didn't put him down. I was like, it was my last goodbye.
Big Cat
No, but did you Take him to the vet or did you just get him onion rings?
Dana
We were on the way to the Cape. I stopped my parents, said goodbye to my dog.
Brandon Walker
Eddie, did you go in the house with him or wait in the car?
Danny
I don't know what I was supposed to do. I just sat in the driveway.
Dana
Eddie.
Eddie
Yeah.
Kyle
Come meet my dog?
Big Cat
Kind of.
Eddie
You did final goodbyes and then went and got onion rings?
Brandon Walker
Eddie, were you honking the horn?
Eddie
He was inside.
Danny
Let's go.
Brandon Walker
How long were you in there, Dana?
Dana
10 minutes.
Brandon Walker
And then when he came back out to the car, how was he?
Danny
Eddie was just a quiet, like five minutes. He's like, I'm good. I'm like, all right, let's go. Get on.
Kyle
Damn, I'm hungry.
Reed
Now.
Eddie
If you.
Big Cat
If.
Brandon Walker
If Dana would have told you that he had to do that before you got in the car, would you have gone?
Big Cat
I don't know.
Danny
He did talk up the onion rings a lot.
Dana
Unbelievable.
Danny
Yeah, they're great. That was something.
Dana
Yeah.
Kyle
Would you rather give up onions or chocolate?
Dana
Onions.
Kevin
Onions.
Kyle
Yeah. Chocolate is great, but onions are in a lot of dishes.
Eddie
They make a lot of things better.
Danny
They are.
Big Cat
I purchased some blue turf.
Dana
I saw that.
Kate
How much?
Big Cat
The 10 yard line. The. The actual number.
Danny
The 10 yard line.
Big Cat
I tweeted it. It's. Yeah, it's gonna be. We're gonna install it over there. It's pretty cool.
Kevin
Where are you thinking of putting it?
Big Cat
Where you want to put it. That. Right there. Should we have that box?
Dana
Should it be underneath the trough?
Big Cat
No, I think we'll just put it out on the turf. Like, there'll just be a square of turf.
Dana
Oh, yeah.
Big Cat
Re turf it.
Brandon Walker
Dan, how many chicken sticks is that?
Dana
3. I haven't eaten today. I'm starving.
Eddie
There you go. Dana.
Big Cat
Yeah. I want to just keep purchasing random things from stadiums.
Danny
Isn't that smart you're getting?
Kyle
Yeah. The Boise turf.
Big Cat
The boys are iconic.
Danny
Was the full strip on the table that we could have made this all blue?
Big Cat
I don't think they had the full strip still available. That would have been sick.
Dana
What are they gonna do with the 10? How do they. Do they just replace it?
Big Cat
No, they're not playing with the 10 next year.
Eddie
80 yard field.
Kyle
Yeah. Sacrifice.
Big Cat
You realize how dumb that question was? Let it settle in.
Kyle
It's tough for the recruits, but you know what?
Dana
I'm like, why are they
Eddie
okay?
Dana
I thought they were just that.
Brandon Walker
That's one spire.
Eddie
I don't know.
Dana
I don't know how turf works.
Big Cat
That would be awesome. I would have paid like 10 times.
Danny
If.
Big Cat
If they had told me, like, hey, we're gonna give you the 10 and we're not replacing it every single time. The Boise game. I got that test.
Dana
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Gotta stay away from that patch of concrete on the field.
Dana
Why can't they just give you as much turf as you want?
Big Cat
I think they've already sold a bunch. I think we missed the actual auction. So they had a couple things still left over. Some guy bought like a big stretch for 25,000, which I'm. I'm enjoying this phase of buying random things. I think 25,000 probably too much for.
Eddie
Yeah, but if you were a boys, I assume he's a Boise fan.
Big Cat
Yeah, he's got to be.
Eddie
Yeah. If he's a rich Boise fan, I can see where 25,000 would be. Nothing.
Big Cat
Yeah, that. That would make sense.
Eddie
Like if you could buy the W at the middle of Wisconsin, that'd be cool. $25,000, you'd do it.
Big Cat
That'd be cool.
Dana
You're allowed to disclose how much you paid for the tent.
Big Cat
It was two grand. Oh, yeah.
Eddie
Not bad at all. Yeah.
Danny
Yeah. What's on the list? Like, what's.
Brandon Walker
Are you guys crazy? $2,000? Yeah, Ray's acting like that's pretty good.
Big Cat
What are you talking about?
Eddie
For a 10. For a 10?
Big Cat
For the Boise 10.
Brandon Walker
Are you guys all crazy? The way you guys reacted like you
Big Cat
would have done it great. Are you talking great deal? I don't know. We should just try. Like, I need people to start sending me because I miss a lot of these. So anytime you see an auction for random things in a stadium, I want them.
Titus
This one was last year.
Big Cat
Yeah, I remember we looked at that. But that one's like. I don't know where the we'd put that.
Brandon Walker
That's the fun part of it.
Big Cat
I think the next. I think we need a bench. A bench would be cool. Yes.
Titus
Bleacher. Like multi level bleacher?
Big Cat
Yeah, something like that.
Eddie
I mean, you can get stadium seats from any stadium ever.
Brandon Walker
What's the next stadium being, like, torn down? Can you buy anything from the Oakland Coliseum?
Titus
Is Tennessee.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah. They're hurting.
Titus
Titans are opening a new stadium?
Big Cat
Yeah, they are.
Steven Cheah
Oakland Coliseum. Infield dirt would be sick.
Big Cat
I have some.
Dana
You do?
Big Cat
Yeah, actually, in my car.
Steven Cheah
Really?
Big Cat
Dom, can you go grab that if you're watching? It's in my trunk. I think my keys are in the PMT studio.
Steven Cheah
They play football on that?
Danny
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I have some in my trunk. That's kind of random that you brought that up. I'll tell him to go grab it.
Danny
The minute made Hill would be cool.
Eddie
That's been gone, though, right?
Danny
Yeah, it's been gone for a while.
Eddie
Towels, Hill.
Danny
They should bring that back.
Dana
Why did they get rid of that?
Danny
I don't know.
Eddie
People were stumbling up it.
Dana
That's awesome, though.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Kate
Get my kids that slide that messed up that reporter.
Brandon Walker
Oh, they'll be amazing.
Kate
The rib raker.
Brandon Walker
The Boston Cop slide.
Eddie
Oh, if they ever tore down the Brewer slide, that'd be cool.
Kate
I think that's the one I'm talking.
Eddie
Oh.
Brandon Walker
Oh, yeah.
Kate
I think it broke a reporter's ribs.
Big Cat
Yeah, it did. Yeah.
Danny
Yeah, I think they did. They do the chalet now?
Eddie
No, no, it's. It's. The slide's still there.
Danny
But he doesn't. You. They don't use it anymore.
Eddie
At least he did last year when I went.
Dana
What about a piece of the San Francisco glove?
Big Cat
Oh, that thing's huge. They can.
Dana
You can probably cut a piece off
Titus
that
Dana
or the Coke bottle.
Brandon Walker
I think they were getting rid of the Heinz bottle from Heinz.
Danny
Oh, that's the apple.
Brandon Walker
Oh, yeah. The Citi Field apple.
Danny
Yeah.
Kyle
Zach Campbell's scalp.
Brandon Walker
Oh, that would be so.
Big Cat
That would be so sick.
Dana
Let's have a scalp.
Eddie
Yeah. Whose scalp is that over there?
Big Cat
That's samples.
Brandon Walker
Do you want to just keep it to sports or do you want to be like the steakhouse that bought.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah, Flag. Well, this is. I mean, Eddie, you know that this bit long going when I bought the Dominic's. The two two seater from Dominic's. The grocery store, which I think we brought up before.
Kyle
A grocery store.
Eddie
Yeah.
Big Cat
No, it's a great bench.
Eddie
So you're.
Big Cat
It was actually a one and a half seater, but I get it. Yeah. I mean, it was sick.
Eddie
You're fully a collector now.
Big Cat
No, but again, it's not. I don't want to collect anything that has. Anything I could put in my pocket I have no interest in.
Eddie
But every.
Kevin
More decorating effect.
Reed
Yeah, right.
Eddie
All collectors just have.
Danny
Yeah.
Big Cat
There it is. That's my bench. I don't know where it went.
Kevin
That really is.
Big Cat
It is. It's one and a half. You get another ass cheek on there.
Steven Cheah
Yeah, sure.
Dana
Stor that.
Brandon Walker
That first picture does it. 0oh.
Dana
Oh, big cat.
Big Cat
Nice.
Dana
What is the story behind this?
Brandon Walker
You had to have it.
Big Cat
Dominic was a. A very popular grocery stor that long ago. It wasn't.
Kyle
Why does it look so.
Big Cat
No, I bought it. I bought it in like 2014. Dominic's was a popular grocery store chain in Chicago that went out of business in like 2014 or 15.
Danny
Yeah.
Big Cat
And they were selling everything. And I was. I don't know why I got into this, but I was into like doing live auctions and. And I bought. I bought. I bought it.
Dana
You bought a badge?
Big Cat
Yeah, from. I think that was in Rogers Park. So went up, got my bench.
Dana
Where's the badge now?
Big Cat
I. I think I lost it.
Dana
Lost in the move.
Big Cat
I could maybe hit up my old landlord and be like, hey, you got my bench?
Danny
I think still in there.
Kevin
I wish you lived here. When they were taking down the Rainforest Cafe.
Big Cat
Oh, we would have cleaned up on that.
Kevin
Yeah. And they recently took down the big guitar in front of the Hard Rock.
Big Cat
Really?
Kevin
That whole area just losing all its land.
Kate
If the Weber grill goes out of business, we gotta get our hands on that grill. Can you imagine if we just had a rainstorm halfway through the yak every day?
Big Cat
Just had to pause and that'd be amazing.
Kyle
That would be cool.
Big Cat
Yeah. So I. To answer your question, Nick, I will. Anything.
Brandon Walker
I'm looking at dinosaur fossils right now.
Eddie
You got a bargain. The 40 yard line sold for $4,000.
Big Cat
Oh, wow. Oh, I thought you're talking about the bench. Because the bench was a bargain.
Eddie
The 2 and the 20,
Big Cat
that's like 300 buc.
Mincy
Sold.
Eddie
They sold the 2 and 20. Not the whole 20, just the 2 for $2,000.
Big Cat
Oh, and I got the full 10.
Eddie
And you got the full 10 for 2,000. Up for 17.99.
Big Cat
Yeah, great deal.
Eddie
So doesn't say sold on it. So are they selling all 4? 10 on charge.
Big Cat
My credit cards.
Danny
I recently saw a Cadillac that has the horse gates on it. Like, you know, like to stop the horses at the track.
Dana
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Danny
Are you interested in that?
Big Cat
Yeah, that'd be sick.
Eddie
What about. Would you buy a full zamboni? Yeah, I would too.
Big Cat
Holy shit. Yeah.
Titus
Every time I walk through river north, the Rainforest Cafe building that has like the huge mushroom. Like there's like a big mushroom inside of it or something.
Kevin
Like, I mean, what could they possibly do with that? That building? They were originally gonna make it a dispensary.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah.
Kevin
Be like the only likely thing. Just a building with mushrooms.
Eddie
And I want an old McDonald's Playland piece.
Kyle
Oh. Oh, that's nice.
Eddie
I love these.
Brandon Walker
I.
Eddie
The house with the. The bars on it.
Kyle
The.
Brandon Walker
I bought. I bought the Ronald that sits on the bench and puts your arm around you.
Eddie
You have a Ronald McDonald.
Brandon Walker
I bought it, charged my card and then the lady hit me up from ebay and she's like, I don't know how to ship this. Oh, she canceled my order.
Eddie
Where was it I wanted.
Brandon Walker
It was like in Missouri.
Eddie
You got to tell me.
Brandon Walker
I'll be amazed sitting wanted them on in like the fourth chair.
Big Cat
Yeah. That's great. Yes. If you see any of these things. DM Stephen, he'll. He'll handle.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, I bought that.
Big Cat
That's so how much was that?
Brandon Walker
N. It's about the price of a 10 yard line that I just.
Big Cat
On you guys. We need these things just fill the whole office.
Kyle
Remember? Do you guys have Big Boy where you're from?
Steven Cheah
Oh, yeah.
Kate
Big Boy Roy's.
Kyle
It was a big boy.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah, I know. I see it in my head. Yeah.
Danny
Austin Powers.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kyle
Austin Powers.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
It's a big boy in that.
Dana
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
It was like ship.
Eddie
That's what the spaceship was when Dr. Evil left.
Danny
Yeah, I think there's some in Indiana.
Brandon Walker
No, a lot of backyards in West Virginia have a big boy.
Big Cat
Really? Yeah. But are they game used? Oh, yeah. Okay. Because I. I don't want any like. I want game used stuff.
Brandon Walker
Brandon, do you want any torn down statues?
Eddie
No, no, I don't let the.
Big Cat
Dude. If I had a. If we had a Bobby. Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee just sitting in the.
Kate
I was thinking Saddam Hussein.
Steven Cheah
Oh, no.
Big Cat
Cool.
Titus
Too.
Brandon Walker
Would you buy Joe Pa.
Big Cat
The jopa? Absolutely.
Kyle
Yeah. Unbelievable.
Big Cat
Unbelievable. That would be incredible.
Brandon Walker
How much would you buy Joe?
Kyle
We had that.
Big Cat
I don't.
Kate
It.
Big Cat
That was.
Eddie
That might be so. I mean, that might be 20 grand, right?
Big Cat
That's a conversation piece.
Eddie
Not a good conversation.
Big Cat
You're basically. I'm basically buying enough stuff that like when someone comes into the office, you can. You can give them a full tour of just like standing on court being like. And there's that. And then there's that. Yeah. Yeah.
Eddie
I thought you were kidding. I thought you were messing with here.
Big Cat
No, no, no, no, no.
Kate
And what is this again?
Eddie
Dirt from the Oakland Coliseum, I think.
Big Cat
I haven't opened it.
Eddie
What do you.
Kate
Did you order this?
Big Cat
I can't believe you brought that up, Steven.
Danny
Oh, it's from the last dive bar.
Big Cat
That's empty.
Brandon Walker
Oh, no.
Eddie
Am I given. I'd rather be at the Oakland Coliseum if the.
Kyle
Yeah.
Eddie
Is that the dirt that you put in here?
Big Cat
Sure. Are these all empty?
Brandon Walker
You just bought the jars.
Big Cat
I didn't. I did. Oh, no. He's gotta. These here.
Eddie
Everyone give me one.
Kyle
That's a lot.
Eddie
Oh, don't treat it like a hamster. Oh.
Big Cat
Oh, that's gotta be dirt. This is the dirt.
Brandon Walker
And so you have to divvy it up.
Big Cat
Yeah. Everyone wants some dirt. Oh, I got two.
Kevin
It's not in the jar.
Dana
A lot of no, you got.
Eddie
You go down.
Big Cat
We jar them. We jar the dirt
Eddie
so we all get a job.
Big Cat
You want to jar the dirt for us?
Steven Cheah
Definitely. Doug Martin ran for, like, 270.
Big Cat
Here we go.
Dana
RIP.
Big Cat
How. How weird is that, that you brought that up and I just had it in my car.
Steven Cheah
That's a cool stadium. Yeah.
Danny
Felt staged.
Big Cat
Yeah. If it was KB and Nick, we'd be like, they're doing a bit like, oh, the Oklahoma Coliseum dirt.
Eddie
Yeah.
Big Cat
Got it, got it. Got it right here.
Brandon Walker
That's in my car.
Big Cat
Jar some for us, Stephen. Come get it.
Kevin
There's like, so many other cooler things at the Oakland to immediately think dirt.
Big Cat
What do you mean?
Eddie
Well, if we're gonna give it to him to go take it in there, we'll just put it. The bag was very convenient way for him to carry it.
Titus
You're.
Big Cat
You know what, Brandon?
Eddie
What?
Big Cat
You're right.
Eddie
Yeah. Yeah.
Big Cat
You're right.
Eddie
All right. Jars back.
Brandon Walker
Jars back.
Eddie
Yeah. Everybody gets a jar.
Big Cat
Yeah, let's. Let's. Let's. Let's put some open Coliseum dirt in the actual dude right now. But actually, should. We just. Should make, like, a little sandbox?
Brandon Walker
That would be cool. Or could that be an ingredient tomorrow?
Big Cat
Yeah. Oh, yes.
Brandon Walker
MLB dirt.
Eddie
Stephen, you can eat Doug Martin's cleat marks.
Big Cat
Yeah, that will.
Eddie
Doug Martin.
Danny
How long has that been in your trunk?
Big Cat
I don't know.
Eddie
What. What else is back? I have Doug Saluti in the back of his car.
Big Cat
Do similar things where it's like, you get to a point and there's shit in your house. Brandon, you know what this is?
Eddie
Oh, yeah, of course.
Big Cat
And you're like, I gotta get rid of this. And then you put it in your car, and then it's usually about, like, a month long. It's just in my car. And then finally someone's like. Steven's like, hey, do you have any dirt from the open Coliseum? Like, yeah. Then you take it out.
Brandon Walker
That was the best case scenario for.
Eddie
Why did you say Oakland Coliseum? You could have said anything.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Kyle
Did he know you bought that?
Big Cat
No.
Kyle
Oh, that's crazy.
Big Cat
That's insane. He's like, I want some open Coliseum. Oh, I have some.
Eddie
Was that all they were selling from the Oakland Coliseum? Because I know you probably.
Big Cat
I don't. I don't know if they've. I think it's still incredible. I think the local coliseum's still operational. I would buy some stuff from there.
Danny
Yeah, there's like, some. Some team. Like, some soccer team.
Brandon Walker
Are you interested in a gondola from a ski resort? Somebody just tagged us in that.
Mama Beers
Nah.
Titus
Somebody also said, isn't the. Aren't the Jaguars renovating?
Kyle
Oh, get the pool.
Brandon Walker
Oh, my God.
Dana
They still have the Jaguar. That guy's head got stuck.
Big Cat
Oh, no. I'd buy that in a second. You need the guys. He interviewed that guy.
Dana
Shaven Tooth.
Big Cat
Yeah, we interviewed him. Dude, we were at Grit Week two years ago, and we were at a bar meetup, and he just walked up to me. He's like, you don't know who I am? I was like, I don't. He's like, I'm the kid. I was like, no way. We had him on the show.
Danny
What's the story? Like, what did he say?
Big Cat
He said he just put his head in there. Yeah. The interview was not.
Kyle
What was after that.
Big Cat
10 years to get that scoop. Yeah. We started the interview, and then that was it. And it was just like, okay, cool. Oh, no.
Dana
You tell me that thing's not somewhere. That Jaguar.
Big Cat
I think it's still there. I think they might have shaved the teeth, so kids can't do that anymore.
Kyle
Yeah. Well, this is exciting. I like this new adventure.
Big Cat
Yeah, Isn't it? I feel like.
Danny
Yeah, this is good.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Danny
So what do we have?
Eddie
I do. Can I just. Brendan, may I. May I?
Big Cat
Yeah, please.
Eddie
And it's not that big of a deal. You ruthlessly made fun of me for months and even years when I was. When I embarked on my collector's journey to the point where you bullied me out of my passion for it.
Big Cat
That's not true. Yeah, no, You. You broke up with them because they sold something that you wanted.
Eddie
That's fine. But you.
Mama Beers
You.
Eddie
You guys bullying all of you. I'm not just talking to him. All of you bullied me into shame collecting, and now he's collecting, and everybody's lining up to suck his dick about it.
Kate
But he collects in a way that, like, people are excited to use.
Big Cat
Everyone can use it.
Eddie
He just has more money.
Big Cat
No, no, no, no. Because you've spent more money collecting than I have spent collecting. I'm buying collect. I'm buying collectibles for the greater good. You buy collectibles for yourself.
Eddie
You were just riding around with a trunk full of dirt from the Oakland
Big Cat
Coliseum that I can't really explain. Okay. That part just totally forgot. I had to do but why not?
Eddie
Why don't you just acknowledge right here now that you and I are the exact.
Big Cat
No, because I know. Because you don't buy collectibles for the greater good.
Brandon Walker
You wouldn't let us piss on.
Eddie
I buy them for my family.
Big Cat
No, you don't.
Eddie
Yeah. Tommy one day is going to be stuck with all this.
Big Cat
Yeah. He's going to be like, my dad's a hoarder, and I gotta cry out.
Eddie
Right? But he'll get some money out of it. He'll sell it for 10 cents on the dollar.
Big Cat
I'm buying for everyone.
Kevin
You have an addiction. Big cat's just a hobby.
Eddie
What's his ball talking to? Him or me?
Brandon Walker
You.
Eddie
You. I gotta look at it.
Big Cat
Yeah. Because if Nick said. Hey, what's that piece? What's that blue 10 out there?
Eddie
That's Jim Hammer.
Big Cat
What?
Brandon Walker
Okay.
Eddie
I don't know. I can't tell people. Send me.
Brandon Walker
I got Lucas to sign it, too.
Eddie
God damn it.
Big Cat
Oh, that almost went to the tv.
Brandon Walker
I saw it. I saw one signature.
Big Cat
I was like, why you got Luc.
Kyle
Meanest thing you can do with this.
Brandon Walker
But the thing is, you never noticed.
Big Cat
Months ago, I noticed I pissed in the trough two seconds ago. So, yeah, Eddie, we have the trough, the blue turf, the Jim Ursay banner, which is. That's. I mean, that's.
Eddie
That was given.
Big Cat
That's the great. Yeah, that was given. But that's the greatest collectible of all.
Danny
That's huge.
Big Cat
I want to get more banners. I'm really eyeing. I. If someone out there could please help me. The Washington Mystics have raised, I think, six banners for best attendance in the wwa. I want that so bad.
Brandon Walker
With Chuck E. Cheese struggling. Would you get the tubes?
Dana
Oh, I gotta go do the dozen.
Titus
All right.
Danny
I kind of pivoted out of that.
Big Cat
Oh, no, Steven. Dirts everywhere build history.
Steven Cheah
One of the baggies was not sealed.
Brandon Walker
Oh, it's all in the mouse.
Big Cat
Even we've got dirt everywhere now. Coliseum on my mouth.
Eddie
Oh.
Big Cat
But, yeah, and they. I mean, this all kind of really started with that. With the. The UCF Yukon, the civil conflict trophy that I tried to track down that they then found and wouldn't sell to me.
Danny
Oh, really?
Big Cat
It's like stupid, random collectibles. You know what I mean? It's way different. Yeah. Things that are like that. Like, that's a joke banner. Like, having blue turfs like the trough is. You know, it's disgusting, but it's hilarious. So that's the kind of stuff I want.
Danny
Yeah.
Big Cat
The Florida State we I think we talked about the Florida State banner that they raised where they were, like, number four ranked team when covet happened. I want that bad. Oh, yeah, like, what. What a shitty banner to put up.
Brandon Walker
But is there, like, a website where this stuff goes, or do you just have to find it?
Big Cat
That's why we need people to help to. To hit. Hit up. Stephen, anytime you see something, because I. I like. I. The blue turf, I missed, and I think they just had some left over.
Kyle
You might just have to take initiative and just offer.
Big Cat
Yeah, just offer like. Like maybe do stadium tours and be like, I'll take that.
Danny
Yeah, that.
Brandon Walker
How much would you give to Penn State's nil for Jopa?
Big Cat
I don't want to say a number because I don't want to anchor the negotiation, but I will say let's talk. Talk. Let's talk.
Eddie
If we.
Big Cat
We had Joe. Oh, my God, dude, imagine like. Like, hanging your winter coat on Joe.
Danny
Paul was in the golf cart challenge
Kyle
covered in Roebuck.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah. Just any, like, big spot, like the Joe Paw. The. The Joe Paw hole in the mini golf. Oh, it would be incredible. Holy. We just put Jopa in the gambling cave on Saturdays.
Kate
Holds our cones.
Kyle
God, I want it.
Big Cat
I want it so bad.
Kyle
I feel like there's Penn State guys that would pay a million dollars for that.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah, no, I. I would definitely be priced out of the Joe Pug, because that's, like, it's got to be that level of money that's like, we're buying this as a joke, so it's not something I actually need. Where some people would.
Danny
Would a lot of money.
Dana
A lot.
Danny
That auction would be.
Big Cat
Oh, my God. There'd be some Penn State billionaire who thinks Joppa didn't know who would want it. Put it in their house.
Kyle
Makes you want it more, though.
Eddie
Yeah.
Big Cat
Is there anything else we can find right now that I got the itch to look in?
Danny
There's got to be something on ebay now.
Kyle
Stadium tours, oddities and fixtures.
Big Cat
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Eddie
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Big Cat
That's www.n o b u l l p r-o j E-C-T.com Use code Yak for 35 OFF. Look at this. This is some good dirt. It really is.
Brandon Walker
It's not bad at all.
Big Cat
We're going to eat it tomorrow. Yep. Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Are there any, like, malls closing down? Where could you buy just a Sam Goody sign or.
Danny
There's actually two closing. Yeah.
Big Cat
Which ones?
Danny
Lincolnwood Town center and Ford City.
Big Cat
We got to get involved.
Danny
Yeah.
Titus
Is that.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Is there anything they're getting rid of? There was if we had a sunglass hut in the middle of the office.
Big Cat
Cricket.
Brandon Walker
Cricket wireless.
Kyle
Oh, we need stores. I want an operating sunglass.
Big Cat
Dude.
Brandon Walker
When Jacob's not doing cream tea, I want him working at sunglasses in the
Steven Cheah
middle of the mall.
Brandon Walker
A piercing pagoda.
Big Cat
People come. Come to the office, they get some sunglasses.
Danny
Yeah. I went for a last walk around it before they demolished it. And there was. There's like a hot topic there. Yeah. Spencer's like, wall. Like the brick.
Titus
It's from last year, but minute made oranges.
Eddie
Oh. When they have the train.
Big Cat
Oh, that's cool. That would have been cool
Brandon Walker
if we just had a fully operational Spencer gifts. Rip out the golf sim.
Titus
Somebody said guaranteed right field is selling the pinwheels. I don't know how you feel.
Big Cat
No way.
Steven Cheah
Wow.
Eddie
That's pretty good.
Big Cat
Now that would be.
Titus
I said they're in the back of the stadium.
Big Cat
Whoa. Wow. We gotta get White Sox Dave on there.
Brandon Walker
He has a guy, right? Does he have a contact there?
Danny
Yeah.
Kyle
What are we talking about here?
Big Cat
The pinwheels in center field.
Brandon Walker
That's pretty iconic of the score.
Danny
Oh, yeah. They must be putting in new ones.
Kyle
Yeah, I was just. They were just laying freely.
Eddie
Oh, my.
Kyle
Barbed wire on that fence.
Eddie
Just want to go get one.
Big Cat
Brandon.
Eddie
What?
Big Cat
Blutman just said that the. The Bill Cosby bus was removed from Walt Disney World theme park. What if we.
Brandon Walker
Bill Cosby bus.
Eddie
When there was a Bill Cosby bus.
Big Cat
Yeah. What if we get that? Brandon, how would you be on it?
Titus
Bus.
Eddie
No, no, no, no.
Big Cat
It's like a statue.
Eddie
I don't want you to think I'm not on board with this.
Big Cat
Now you're poo pooing Completely on board with this. I better never see you on that blue turf.
Eddie
But when was me doing this? It was.
Big Cat
I walk in at seven in the morning and Brandy's just standing on the blue tur. You're.
Eddie
You're off my blue tur. I think you're misinterpreting my interpretation here. When you do it, it's all celebration, fun of games. When I do it, I have a
Kate
problem because you don't do anything with your stuff. Big Cat's like the Robin Hood of sharing with all of us who are hoarding in corners around the office.
Kevin
Correct.
Big Cat
I'm making an im.
Kate
Get us. We will change our minds if you get us something fun that we can all enjoy.
Big Cat
Get us a bench from Dominic's.
Kate
Yes.
Eddie
I'm sharing the list with the yak. Oh, the yak list.
Big Cat
I'm text.
Eddie
My old yak listeners get to see this every day.
Kate
Get us something fun and I'll change my tune. I bought you something for the ladies room.
Eddie
I bought you an American flag once. That was.
Kate
Right.
Eddie
It was on the fields via Wajima. Maybe it wasn't there, but it was somewhere.
Danny
Are you going to like cut it in the blue turf as well? Like. Like engrave it? Cuz that would. I wonder what like the maintenance guys think.
Big Cat
Like.
Danny
Yeah, we need you guys to come out to like really stitch it in. It's not just going to. Oh, like, can't sit there.
Big Cat
What if you.
Eddie
What if. What if you. Okay now I'm thinking what if.
Big Cat
Oh boy.
Eddie
If we ever get full control of the tunnel and you just made the tunnel.
Brandon Walker
Oh, bust.
Kate
I thought you're saying bus.
Brandon Walker
I thought you were saying bus.
Big Cat
Why the.
Eddie
I thought you said bus.
Titus
I've taken a picture with that.
Eddie
I would take that bus.
Big Cat
Take. I texted my old landlord.
Kate
Jeez.
Big Cat
There's no way the. The bench. I think I just left it in the alley. Hey, we need your help.
Kyle
What's up?
Big Cat
Did you know they're selling the pinwheels?
Kyle
No.
Big Cat
Or at least they're in the back of the like stadium right now. Can you contact someone? Yeah, I can prove.
Eddie
Prove it.
Big Cat
There you go.
Brandon Walker
We don't know if they're selling.
Big Cat
Shut up.
Kevin
You didn't get finish the word Prove I'm on this.
Dana
All right?
Big Cat
Yeah, I want one. I don't need all of them.
Steven Cheah
Just one.
Big Cat
Yeah, one would be great.
Eddie
I might as well get two.
Big Cat
Yeah, I'll take all, but I.
Dana
You need them all to.
Big Cat
I understand, but one would be great. I'm on it. All right. Thank you, Dave. Prove.
Kate
Prove it.
Big Cat
All right.
Eddie
He's not gonna have any stroke with these pinwheels.
Big Cat
No, he knows people.
Kyle
He knows guys. He sounded like guys.
Big Cat
He's got guys.
Eddie
If they're selling them, we could just
Kyle
buy them, you know.
Big Cat
Guys, I'll give you a five. I'll give you a.
Dana
Hurry up.
Danny
All right.
Big Cat
Stephen, have you gotten hit up anymore? People hit up, Steven for anything. Stephen, what's. What was this thing where you're celebrating knowing noticing someone had a haircut?
Kevin
Keeps doing it.
Steven Cheah
I've been doing this for years. If. If I ever notice someone has a haircut, I'll celebrate. I'll call them out and say, haircut. And sometimes I hit, sometimes I don't. I got spider, like, minutes.
Big Cat
But, like, you're just.
Steven Cheah
No, Joel's here.
Brandon Walker
You're standing in front of the front door where you see the van where everybody's getting their haircut.
Steven Cheah
No, I didn't realize that they were getting there. I was taping something in the back where the old popcorn area was.
Eddie
Do you get them every time? Can you.
Brandon Walker
Can you?
Eddie
No, I asked you.
Steven Cheah
Yeah, cuz, like, Titus, I asked if you got a haircut the other day, and it had been, I guess, like a while.
Eddie
Okay. No, I'm getting one past you right now.
Steven Cheah
Are you really?
Eddie
I got my haircut at 9 o'. Clock.
Brandon Walker
I think I can only tell when somebody gets a fake.
Eddie
At 9 o' clock this morning. Morning.
Big Cat
I noticed. All right. Yes.
Steven Cheah
Yeah. That's a good feeling to notice.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Kevin
But he counts his wins. Weird. Like, I saw him three days in a row after I got a haircut, and on the fourth day, he's like, you just get a haircut?
Steven Cheah
No, not crazy. You just got back from Vegas.
Eddie
You're also your first day back in the office.
Steven Cheah
Danny and I called you on, and
Kevin
you're like, yeah, the time before that.
Steven Cheah
First time I'd seen you.
Kevin
The time before that. I'm talking about how the. My haircut before that. But you counted it as a win. Even though you had saw me the four days prior, you were like, still, I got it within a week. I think if you miss it on the first day.
Eddie
He's also a big shit on a guy who hasn't gotten a haircut. That's one of our first big interactions. I walked in the. In the office in New York, he goes, oof.
Brandon Walker
Oh, yeah.
Eddie
He looked at my hair.
Kevin
So how often do you go, Stephen?
Steven Cheah
Three. Every three to four weeks, depending. This is tough for a little bit, but, yeah, I Like, doing it. You guys don't, like, notice it when. If you get a haircut, don't you feel better if someone notices?
Eddie
No, I don't care. I just got my haircut, so I had to get my haircut.
Big Cat
Yeah, no, don't care at all.
Steven Cheah
I feel like it'd be good to be seen, you know?
Brandon Walker
Didn't you do it to, like, Danny, Lance or somebody and he was like, yeah, a couple weeks ago. And you still celebrate it like a win.
Kevin
That's what I'm talking about.
Steven Cheah
No, I did it to Lance this week, and he had just gotten a cut.
Kevin
But, like, you had also seen him before that this week?
Steven Cheah
I don't think I have. Just because you're in the office, like, doesn't mean I'm walking by you and seeing you.
Eddie
Yeah, Danny.
Kevin
Okay, but. But for my example, we do a show every day, and I do see you every day.
Eddie
You wear a hat, too.
Steven Cheah
It is harder because a lot of people wear hats. It's a fun little game you guys should try.
Eddie
Dana, you are wearing a hat right now.
Big Cat
What a fun little game.
Eddie
Can we talk about one thing? This barstool.
Big Cat
Yeah. Stu, Stu, Stu.
Brandon Walker
Did you see that?
Big Cat
Stu got added.
Eddie
That's what I'm saying. Stu got. We found out yesterday we see his final round, and today he is, in fact added to the.
Big Cat
It's so funny.
Danny
Had to happen.
Steven Cheah
An interest that would make you decline
Brandon Walker
someone on a dating app.
Big Cat
App. Channel.
Kyle
Sub
Big Cat
Nazi is Nazi Cake.
Steven Cheah
What dessert do you most associate with a wedding?
Big Cat
Whipped cream cake. What Was your favorite TV channel growing up? Channel 7. What is the US?
Eddie
I think that's me laughing.
Big Cat
We're going to force over. Wasn't there also the moment where he. What was it? The question was what most famous.
Brandon Walker
David.
Big Cat
No, besides Halloween. What's. What's the candy. What's the holiday you get candy at? He said Fourth of July.
Eddie
Yeah.
Steven Cheah
If he answered any one of the top three, I think then we win the tournament.
Big Cat
Yeah. He was so exceptionally.
Eddie
He's the reason you guys lost. And now he gets to go, too.
Big Cat
Yeah. I mean, it is such a performance.
Steven Cheah
Fair game.
Eddie
Yeah. No, I agree. He has to go. He has to be there. And. And if they were to win and Dave does the first one, Stu has to do the second.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Danny
Like, they were distraught. Like Che and KFC were distraught.
Eddie
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Danny
And they were, like, so mad. It's not like. Like, actually mad at Stu, but just, like, upset with Stu.
Eddie
Yeah.
Danny
And he gets to go, and they don't get to go.
Big Cat
It's so funny. Oh, man.
Eddie
But he gets to go because of how amazing that is.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Danny
I was like, there's definitely a chance Dave takes him.
Eddie
Stephen, you were legitimately good.
Titus
Thank you.
Steven Cheah
Thank you.
Big Cat
Well, that. But it makes sense.
Reed
Yeah.
Kyle
Pepche is the American.
Big Cat
We always say. Yeah, he is. He is the American dummy. He's Green Day. He's America. He's the American idiot. That's about him.
Steven Cheah
I mean, I take the blame. And Kevin, like, we had chances to win the game. If I said a better sub, if I had said suburbs. Suburbs or suburban for a sub where we win.
Eddie
What did you say?
Steven Cheah
Substance.
Eddie
That's a bad sub.
Big Cat
Is it? Yeah. This makes perfect sense that. That this is Steven's wheelhouse. He is just the Most Average Channel
Eddie
7 Man, dude, we ever got all funny.
Steven Cheah
If he just said, valentine's Day, we win.
Big Cat
Or Easter.
Steven Cheah
Yeah, Easter.
Eddie
Would.
Big Cat
Easter one. Yeah.
Steven Cheah
Jerry saying Chewy bar.
Eddie
Jerry was bad, too.
Big Cat
Yeah, Jerry was bad. He's.
Eddie
Yeah, but he wasn't Channel 7 bad.
Big Cat
I mean, he said Christmas, which is the third, but it's at least gets you some points.
Steven Cheah
Whitney thought we were gonna pick him, and he was terrified.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Steven Cheah
I felt like Jerry. We talked about it. We went. We thought Jerry was the move because in a prior Fast money, Whitney was decent. His first one in the first match. But Jerry doesn't know anything about music artists or celebrities or anything like that. So we were hoping one would be
Big Cat
that and see Jerry's fall today
Eddie
where.
Big Cat
Pft. Pft Said he'd give him a thousand dollars if he ran a mile under 10 minutes.
Eddie
And this dude couldn't run 10 minutes on a treadmill.
Big Cat
His pants were a problem. His pants. His pants were a big problem.
Eddie
It's embarrassing. Yeah, that's true.
Big Cat
It was like three and a half
Mincy
minutes on that treadmill, Jerry.
Titus
Like four.
Big Cat
Not one of them. No.
Steven Cheah
Okay, so.
Big Cat
Okay, we actually. We actually have the clip, I believe.
Dana
Let's.
Big Cat
Let's see what happened to Jared during the commercial break. Pants. Getting it after about three minutes of the pants.
Eddie
All the pants.
Big Cat
All time. The. Oh, no. The pants went so far down, I didn't realize. Can we play that again? He had all his stuff in his pants waited down.
Eddie
Let me take this off.
Big Cat
He said, no, you got to keep going. Okay, look at the pants start to go. There they go. There they go. There they go. What's he supposed to do?
Brandon Walker
He can't run in those pants and that sweatshirt.
Eddie
Curses.
Big Cat
Did you take anything out of your pants before you started running?
Eddie
Huh?
Kyle
How Long did he.
Danny
You know, Chuck E. Cheese, though, has changed, right, Nick? Like that. They got rid of all the tunnels.
Brandon Walker
You can't go without a kid.
Danny
Really?
Big Cat
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Which is probably a really good rule.
Kate
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
But, yeah, I haven't been in not
Kate
a single tunnel to be seen.
Danny
Yeah, it's like a Dave and Buster's Jr. Now.
Kate
All the kids get little credit cards on their wrist.
Kyle
Do they still have ball pits, slot machines?
Big Cat
No.
Eddie
Oh, it's all.
Kate
It's like a casino, Mr.
Brandon Walker
Munch. Delete the ticket.
Eddie
It's a ticket casino.
Kate
Yeah.
Steven Cheah
And I. I've been to one very recently. It is very young. Like, if you're. You're almost aging out of it. If you're six.
Brandon Walker
What?
Eddie
No, I mean, I think the front is that young, but then the doors back, it gets a little older, right?
Steven Cheah
Oh, I guess there's a back. Like climbing or numb. Yeah, like play structure. But that. That's really it.
Brandon Walker
Video games are animatronics.
Kate
Oh, no.
Brandon Walker
Are they selling those?
Eddie
I'm sure there's some of those for sale somewhere.
Danny
There was this, like, ripoff one off Chuck E. Cheese called Jeepers here, and it had a ride called the Yak.
Brandon Walker
It was called Jeepers.
Kevin
Wait, but that's.
Eddie
Oh, I'm sorry. It was called the Yak.
Danny
It was called the Yak. No, it's not that ride.
Big Cat
Okay.
Eddie
What mean throwing up?
Danny
No, it's like a circle. You could probably pull it up. There's definitely a picture of. I've seen it before, but it's like a circle. Like a tilt a whirl kind of deal.
Kevin
It got renamed. What, Go Bananas or something.
Danny
Yeah, but it was called Jeepers Did Covet.
Kevin
I don't officially kill the ball pit.
Eddie
We have pity paint.
Big Cat
No, no, no, no, no. The ball pit is. They're doing good, and they're looking awesome.
Eddie
They're more. They're more trampoline parks than they are like, arcades now.
Kevin
Oh, when did the ball pit leave McDonald's? Is that a while ago?
Danny
Yes. No, it was painting.
Kevin
That's the one I was talking about.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's.
Kyle
Or no, that boy is a problem. Is that a documentary throw? There was a pre. He's a. I know that dude.
Big Cat
Yeah, I know that part of the documentary. The first 10 minutes, he was an energetic. Shit's going okay.
Kate
That boy's lit some fires.
Eddie
We love riding the Yak, though.
Big Cat
Oh, ball pit would be sick.
Danny
Yeah. Look at that picture. There's a bunch of.
Big Cat
Yeah, we got to get more stuff. Steven. Let me Know if anyone's hitting you up.
Eddie
Have you seen this since we've been on?
Steven Cheah
I have so many dms about this
Eddie
since we've been on the air. There's video of Rossini and Vrabel getting on the boat.
Big Cat
Yeah. So I. I'm. I don't want to. I'm starting to think they might have been having an affair.
Eddie
Oh, boy.
Kyle
It's getting to a point where it's like, cute.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
There's love.
Brandon Walker
I'm starting to root for those crazy kids. We're going to get a tape.
Kyle
Oh, I hope.
Kate
How did this not come out before is what I want to know.
Brandon Walker
I just think people probably assumed it was his wife.
Big Cat
Safe. She's pregnant in this too.
Brandon Walker
Seven months.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
Kyle
Coach April in the cut. It was a Snapchat. Yeah.
Eddie
You know, when you're that pregnant, you can only pretty much do doggy style.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Is that true?
Eddie
Really? Oh, yeah.
Big Cat
She just has to come out. She has to. She has to just do an interview. Just do an interview and say, hey, this is what happened. And then it will stop.
Brandon Walker
Yep.
Big Cat
But until she does that, it's gonna just keep going.
Danny
But what does she say?
Big Cat
Yeah, we were having an affair or girls trip.
Kyle
Is it better if she said, I'm deeply in love with him?
Big Cat
Yeah, I think. Yeah, I think that's probably better.
Dana
Probably.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
Yeah.
Big Cat
The evidence is starting to mount up.
Brandon Walker
I don't believe it yet.
Big Cat
Yeah, I'm gonna wait.
Danny
At what point does it need to get to that he loses his job?
Big Cat
I don't know. I don't think he will.
Danny
No.
Big Cat
It's definitely more in jeopardy than it's ever been.
Eddie
A leader of men talking about accountability every week.
Big Cat
Yeah, that part is not good, I
Brandon Walker
think, until it's proven to be a distraction.
Big Cat
The question, the better question, is if the patriots had gone 5 and 12 this year, would he have his job? Probably not, right?
Danny
Yeah, probably not.
Kyle
What he did was incredible. Incredible.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Taking. Oh, yeah.
Eddie
Yeah. Taking a married woman.
Brandon Walker
I mean, to be an NFL football coach and a successful one, but also have a secret life.
Big Cat
How do.
Brandon Walker
Like, where do you find the time? When's he sleeping?
Kate
Exhausting.
Kyle
What? Discipline.
Kate
Yeah. It kind of makes him more impressive as a coach, Right? Yeah.
Kyle
Six years of that achievement wise, more impressive.
Kate
Right.
Eddie
Well, you can see where he flamed out of the tight Titans.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. I mean, it caught up to him. Yeah.
Kate
But could multitask her.
Brandon Walker
Really?
Eddie
Maybe. That playlist when he went through the four game losing streak turned it all around. They are spacing. It out the news drops to where it'll be a news drop. Five or six days go by, another news drop and it just keeps bubbling back.
Brandon Walker
Very intentional.
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
So I wonder who's behind it. The Jets?
Eddie
We'll never know. Guess we'll never.
Kyle
Do any NFL coaches like hang out with the players? I think really close.
Eddie
I think so.
Big Cat
I don't think so.
Eddie
I don't think so either.
Big Cat
I. I think they. No.
Steven Cheah
Yeah.
Big Cat
I think maybe the. Maybe the. The coach and quarterback could be the coach and quarterback.
Eddie
I would say that'd be the closest. Right.
Brandon Walker
I think like the coach and maybe like the third string older quarterback.
Eddie
Now there's probably some young running back and receivers coaches because there's a lot of receivers position coaches would be 33 and the receivers would be like 29.
Danny
Like if McVeigh and Stafford were hanging out. That's not weird.
Eddie
No, they're right.
Big Cat
Quarterback coach and also they're the same age.
Danny
Yeah.
Big Cat
But if.
Eddie
If like Belichick and you know, Bledsoe were hanging out when back in the day or actually Belichick wasn't that old. Who's a better example? Belichick.
Big Cat
I guess it depends on the hang Alley.
Eddie
If Belichick was hanging out with a 24 year old. Be weird.
Kyle
Come to dinner with my family.
Big Cat
I think that that happens. Probably not routinely, but it happens. Mike Tomlin. I feel like he. There's stories about him like inviting the whole team over for Thanksgiving and.
Kyle
Yeah.
Kate
That's probably.
Brandon Walker
It's probably more normal than you think.
Eddie
Yeah.
Big Cat
So. Actually Brandon, you're right.
Brandon Walker
I don't know if they're letting loose with one another.
Eddie
I agree.
Big Cat
You're right.
Eddie
Yeah. I was right the whole time.
Big Cat
Brandon was right.
Eddie
Yep. About collecting an all of them.
Brandon Walker
Chalk it up. Are you going to get back into it?
Eddie
I will if he let. Can.
Big Cat
Can I not stop.
Eddie
Can we attack this together?
Big Cat
Yeah, sure.
Eddie
Imagine how unstoppable we'd be. My Google skills and your.
Big Cat
Yeah. Finding stuff. Find me stuff. I want it.
Danny
I wish we could get this ride.
Big Cat
I know. I'm. I'm like. Because I go hot and cold with this stuff right now. I'm hot after the trough and the blue turf. So it's like if I could. If someone presented something right now. I'm ready to go.
Brandon Walker
What are.
Steven Cheah
I got a list for you.
Brandon Walker
Okay.
Steven Cheah
These are from dms. Stop me if you. If you have any interest. White Sox Pinwheel discuss.
Big Cat
I want to hear everyone too.
Steven Cheah
You can Stuff from Gamble Pavilion.
Big Cat
What. What is that?
Steven Cheah
I can get further into details. If you want Jaguar stuff from their stadium. Oranges from the train that was in the outfield of Minute Maid Park.
Big Cat
What Jaguar stuff, by the way?
Eddie
Have you been paying attention?
Big Cat
What?
Eddie
Steven? Because we talked about the oranges from.
Big Cat
Yeah, we.
Mama Beers
And.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Steven Cheah
Oh, okay. The orange is Minute. Made a square yard of original red turf from Eastern Washington University.
Big Cat
I feel like that just gets mogged by blue turf.
Steven Cheah
A Joe Pa replica statue.
Eddie
Oh, how big?
Big Cat
Kind of interesting.
Steven Cheah
I'll check out the dimensions.
Big Cat
There's a little interest there.
Steven Cheah
Major League Baseball team sign.
Brandon Walker
See what you're doing. You are very interested.
Big Cat
You can't show that. Yeah. Because the replica part really hurts it right now. You're a weirdo. You get the original. It's like, that's a thing.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, but you're protecting the replica.
Big Cat
You don't.
Brandon Walker
You don't want that to fall in the wrong hands of somebody who's like, really about it.
Big Cat
How many replicas did they make, though? Probably a lot of one. Yeah. Okay, Keep going.
Steven Cheah
Team signboards that are displayed on the Green Monster. I can look into this further. I imagine it's like, Cubs.
Big Cat
Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Titus
They had a couple of those at Wrigley this weekend in, like, their vintage. Their authentic shop. I think they had, like, maybe brewers and Cardinals.
Danny
Okay.
Steven Cheah
Penn State Beaver Stadium concourse sign. Three Rivers Stadium seats.
Big Cat
Oh.
Steven Cheah
Maryland basketball baseline from Coal Field. What house Original.
Big Cat
Yes.
Dana
Oh, my God.
Kyle
This is.
Titus
This is like a 2018 article.
Eddie
Oh.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah. Stephen, I need the. I think let's go with the Jaguars. Find something about the Jaguar stadium, because that's actually happening right now.
Steven Cheah
Okay. And then the last one is teal turf from Coastal. Carol prefaced. Need answer asap.
Big Cat
Are they there? How much?
Steven Cheah
I. I don't know.
Big Cat
I think the boy. Boise's the iconic. Everything's.
Eddie
Yeah, but again, if you had a kaleidoscope of colored turfs,
Big Cat
too. Get the Jack. Get us a listing of the Jaguar stuff.
Dana
Okay.
Big Cat
I want the Jaguars. All right, I'll.
Steven Cheah
I'll respond to that person.
Eddie
I'm looking up the three river stadiums. It's not.
Brandon Walker
Thank you.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Kevin
Is there, like, a graveyard of all this stuff? Like, when they take down all the statues, they just put them in a museum or something?
Big Cat
Yeah.
Kyle
What.
Kevin
What do they do with it?
Danny
Trash.
Kyle
What?
Kevin
Like the. That old video of the frog getting. Just getting towed away.
Reed
It's got to be a better place.
Danny
Or they reuse them like location.
Big Cat
Has anyone seen Blman today?
Eddie
Yeah, he was mostly.
Big Cat
How's he doing?
Eddie
Good. Good spirits. He's just. He was only sad about his hockey team losing last night.
Big Cat
There it is.
Eddie
Yeah. All right. We asked him if he. If that hadn't happened, how long could he go? He said he was prepared to go a week. So he felt. Said he felt fine. Said it just, you know, and said once his foot went out of the box, he recognized that was enough for it to be over. Wasn't sad. Just split my.
Big Cat
What a beast.
Eddie
I fucking love him.
Kyle
He's the man.
Danny
Do you agree with the ruling?
Eddie
Yeah, yeah. I mean, at some point, that stream with those two people. Something wonky was going to happen eventually and it happened.
Big Cat
And people were always.
Eddie
Sucks.
Big Cat
I told Sadie people were always gonna be upset with how it ended, but it was always gonna end in a stupid way.
Eddie
It sucks how it ended, but it. Yeah, I was gonna take that. It was gonna.
Reed
There's no way.
Big Cat
It ends with like some big. Oh, my God.
Kevin
I don't think.
Eddie
You know what? I'm leaving.
Danny
Yeah, that.
Big Cat
No, I. I thought it was good
Brandon Walker
actually shaking the cart.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Losing his mind and it snaps off and he steps out.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Kyle
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
I don't know what could have been better.
Kate
There's also a good safety reminder. Check your golf cart handles.
Big Cat
Yes.
Kate
Before you go out this week.
Eddie
Well, if you're standing there for 25 hours yanking on it.
Big Cat
Oh, what did that say?
Titus
Oh, giant clock that they used to have in the marquee at Diamondbacks.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah.
Kate
That's a big ass clock. I didn't even know.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Kate
Want it kind of menacing.
Titus
It used to, like, hang over the scoreboard.
Big Cat
Want it bad. Where is it? Yeah, we get that operational. It's a nice clock.
Danny
Apparently those White Sox pinwheels have been there for a while.
Big Cat
Oh, they might want to. Maybe White Sox. Dave should just go take them.
Danny
Come on. The guy who wouldn't chain himself to the statue.
Steven Cheah
You guys ever go to estate sales?
Kate
Yes.
Eddie
Yes. All the time.
Kyle
Heard about these.
Steven Cheah
Are they any good or.
Eddie
They're good, but then they can become daunting. Especially ones that have sign up sheets and ones with lines and one with security. Like it. It can get. The good ones have a lot of red tape.
Big Cat
Remember when Dave went to Kurt Shillings? Yeah.
Danny
He got his robe.
Big Cat
Kurt Schilling was, like, broke. He got his robe and like a bar soap like, holder.
Brandon Walker
You have to be pretty desperate to be selling your robe.
Reed
Yeah.
Danny
And it was like a jersey. Like I said, his last name and his number.
Brandon Walker
Oh, wow.
Big Cat
Nice robe.
Kyle
Oh, it was a nice robe.
Big Cat
It was a nice robe.
Kevin
Yeah.
Big Cat
The heavy Robe, a lot of material.
Kyle
Was he the man?
Eddie
Kurt Schilling, baseball player wise.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Kyle
Off the field, he.
Eddie
He kind of got. Let some things drive him crazy at the end or towards. He also dead.
Kyle
But I'm thinking of Grady Sizemore.
Eddie
You're always thinking of Grady.
Kyle
No more Garcia Par. He was like. He was a graded.
Big Cat
Sizemore had a star.
Eddie
All these guys were the men. Grady Sizemore was the man. Dick pic,
Danny
Something like that.
Big Cat
I feel like I've seen great fires. More of Venus.
Eddie
You thinking of Brady Anderson?
Big Cat
No, I think I
Brandon Walker
Like, did it leak or did you just. You saw it on your own?
Big Cat
I was trying to buy it.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Big Cat
Oh, my God.
Titus
Closing Grady Sizemore with a coffee mug in front of his penis.
Big Cat
Okay. Yeah.
Kyle
Found it.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
There was one time. Dan, one of the. The greatest baseball collector of all time. It was in the 90s, and I don't remember his name, but they wrote a Sports Illustrated article about him. And he went to the hospital after Mickey Mantle had gallbladder surgery and wanted the gallbladder.
Big Cat
Oh.
Eddie
And wanted like. Like one.
Big Cat
That's weird. That's.
Kyle
Too many organs are weird.
Eddie
Yeah, but there's a. I don't remember. His name was Ravel. No. Yeah, his name was something.
Big Cat
He had that Rosa Parks autograph card and.
Eddie
And Mickey had a press conference and they're like, hey, man, you here for my gallbladder? And the guy's like, I'm with a scalpel. Something like that.
Danny
Jesus. Yeah, I saw Rovelle was like. Like two weeks ago. He was mad because apparently cereal boxes are coming out with toys again. He's like, they're going about this all wrong. Like, they should make them collectibles. They should be numbered. You really want people just buying all the cereal to sit on a shelf?
Kyle
Yeah.
Big Cat
Right. It's a waste of food.
Danny
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
I did finally start throwing away the other day.
Big Cat
No way.
Eddie
And I threw away, like, three full Wheaties boxes because I was like, why
Big Cat
don't you do it?
Eddie
What do you need that for?
Big Cat
Yeah, you should do an estate set.
Eddie
Well, I'm not. That's when you die. I'm not gonna die for two.
Danny
Three.
Titus
I was saying, I think at the national, we should do like a swap meet table or something. Or just like, do that in general. A barstool swap meet.
Eddie
I'm thinking about starting a site where I just sell some stuff, offload some stuff.
Steven Cheah
Brandon, you ever do mystery boxes?
Eddie
Yeah, I'm addicted to those.
Steven Cheah
Oh, really?
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Anything. Have you ever got anything good?
Eddie
Not really.
Brandon Walker
There's those ones in Vegas where you get a signed jersey, right?
Eddie
Yeah, they sell. There's a bunch of signed jersey. Mystery boxes. Bunch of them. But those can get up to 2, 300. I usually just do like a 50 mystery bag or box or something.
Kate
Goodwill has them. But I've never, never taken the bait.
Brandon Walker
I bought you a baseball bat signed by John Grisham.
Eddie
Sure do.
Brandon Walker
Where's that?
Eddie
It's at my house, Right. Leaning up against my baseball bookcase. Yeah. John Grisham. Yeah.
Kate
He has like a mega mansion.
Eddie
He's still. Right. He's still writing books.
Kate
I feel like he's got a famous.
Eddie
In fact, we'll probably do a Grisham. Comes out with one, like every eight months.
Brandon Walker
I'd imagine he has a team of people, right.
Eddie
Churning them out. Yeah. Mississippi State guy.
Titus
That's right.
Big Cat
Stephen, what do you got for us today?
Steven Cheah
Let's see. What is your favorite holiday to get candy on Jameis Winston named Fox Sports World cup correspondent. Does that make you more interested in the World Cup?
Big Cat
Cup? Yes.
Eddie
No. I mean, yes, you can. No. Right.
Big Cat
I want to watch James Winston.
Eddie
Yeah. If you're not interested in the World
Big Cat
cup, is the World cup going to suck?
Eddie
No.
Big Cat
Every story I hear is like, this is bad.
Eddie
Well, apparently hotels aren't selling.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
And tickets are. Are cratering and everything. But that, that all just seems like typical big event coming. We probably overpriced everybody. Let's try to entice them back in.
Big Cat
Yeah. I just. I feel like they don't have any good news.
Eddie
But you hear from. When an Olympics are approaching, you always hear other too much. They did this. They did this.
Big Cat
That's very.
Eddie
The ticket's gonna be cheap. And now they're just trying to.
Danny
But, like, is it like MetLife? They're not letting you drive.
Big Cat
Tailgate. Yeah, yeah.
Danny
You have to take public transportation.
Titus
And the public transportation from the city is a hundred dollars.
Big Cat
MetLife sucks.
Eddie
They're not. What if you live in Jersey? You can't drive from Jersey.
Danny
I don't know if you stole it there.
Kate
Oh, I hated it there.
Big Cat
There it is.
Eddie
The worst. MetLife does have big parking lots.
Big Cat
MetLife is one of the worst places to have to go in and out of first state for a game.
Danny
See, I hear people say that, and people say that about Dodger Stadium, but, like, how much worse can it get
Eddie
than like, soldier, people were stuck from WrestleMania 35 for into the like, 6am yeah. Yeah. They were just stuck.
Big Cat
And. Soldier, you can at least take. You could take the.
Eddie
Oh, okay. Auburn
Big Cat
soldier. You can at least, like, take public transportation and walk.
Danny
Yeah, MetLife.
Big Cat
You really like.
Kate
It's in a swamp. There's nothing there.
Titus
Yeah, there are foreigners that are staying in Manhattan. Like people that are coming here for the World Cup. They're staying in Manhattan that are assuming that they could walk to MetLife from Manhattan. I'm like you. You will die if you try or get arrested or something like.
Big Cat
God, you can't.
Titus
You're gonna walk through the tunnel.
Big Cat
Like, tunnel? Yeah.
Titus
That's very dangerous.
Kyle
Stadium should be in Manhattan.
Eddie
Yeah.
Kyle
Hudson Yards.
Eddie
That would be awesome.
Big Cat
That'd be so sick.
Steven Cheah
There was a rumor for a long time that the jets were moving there.
Kyle
Yeah, they were going to do that and they wanted a bid for the Olympics.
Big Cat
Stephen, you locked it on the Knicks?
Steven Cheah
Of course, yeah.
Eddie
Why? Okay.
Big Cat
No, I was just wondering.
Eddie
Well, you're locked in on the Cubs. How. How can you be locked in on both?
Steven Cheah
We got laptop and then we got tv.
Eddie
I stand corrected.
Steven Cheah
Yeah, it's fun, too.
Eddie
Are you locked in on r ladder right now?
Big Cat
My Internet.
Steven Cheah
He's taking the mound right now.
Big Cat
My Internet and cable went out last night in the eighth inning. I went. I had to sit in my car and listen. Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Because.
Big Cat
So exciting. So I listened to Pat and Ron. Not the worst, but it was crazy.
Danny
Yeah.
Big Cat
I felt so. I don't know if that's happening. Yeah. It's like she couldn't watch anything.
Danny
Go to the car.
Eddie
Car.
Big Cat
And my phone service sucked, so.
Dana
Yeah.
Big Cat
Just went to the car.
Danny
Sit with her. Dirt.
Big Cat
Just went. Yeah, my dirt. That I had forgotten I had just hanging out in there.
Kevin
What are we doing for the draft tomorrow?
Big Cat
Milk.
Brandon Walker
Milk.
Eddie
Am I okay?
Brandon Walker
The titties on Amazon weren't going to come in in time, so I think we have a good. We're calling medical supply places around town.
Eddie
How am I gonna. Do I need to participate in the draft, or am I the titty guy?
Big Cat
I mean, we need the titties. If we have to. If we have to push the draft back, we. We need the titties. That's. That's part of it.
Brandon Walker
Ask Dom. I sent a place that we could
Big Cat
call, but I'm saying, like, we should just say right now, if we don't get the titties, we gotta. It looks like we gotta get. We gotta do it next week.
Eddie
They have medical titties.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. Yeah, it's. It's like a lactation.
Big Cat
If I'm not sucking off Brandon, I don't want to do it.
Eddie
No, there's got to Be a way
Brandon Walker
we can make the titties.
Kate
It's gotta be liquids.
Brandon Walker
Then we're gonna blend it.
Kate
Oh, okay. Okay.
Kyle
We can do solids then.
Eddie
Like, you can put anything in there.
Big Cat
What is if. No, I got. No, never mind.
Eddie
Y. I mean, I guess I could lactate.
Big Cat
Never mind. What if Brandon just ate it?
Eddie
No, hold on.
Brandon Walker
And then we would get it out of his.
Big Cat
We just suck his nipples.
Eddie
Right?
Brandon Walker
I wouldn't mind attaching a pump to your nipple.
Eddie
No. I don't know that you're going to be able to make it go from my. My mouth stomach into my.
Kyle
Oh, you're saying whatever. We have him eat it and then we just suck his real nipple.
Big Cat
Yeah, whatever we get, we get.
Brandon Walker
That'll probably work.
Eddie
No, I'd say no.
Kevin
Don't be prude, because I'd have to
Eddie
eat it and then my nipples would get. Are you afraid you'd come a little bit.
Steven Cheah
Yeah.
Eddie
From. From the eating. God damn, this is good.
Big Cat
Imagine if we just started sucking his nipples.
Eddie
Probably. I'm coming creepy for that.
Big Cat
Wait, Stephen, did you do DraftKings things?
Brandon Walker
Dom just said the boobs won't come till next week.
Big Cat
All right, so we're. I think we gotta say we're gonna do it Monday. Yeah, we'll do it when the boobs are here. I think the Yak Chat agrees. Like, you can't. Can't do a draft without the.
Brandon Walker
Is Kate changing Danny?
Eddie
Changing Doug.
Brandon Walker
Oh, Doug and Danny. I don't know.
Kate
I changed Danny earlier. But Doug.
Brandon Walker
Who would you rather change?
Eddie
Doug.
Kate
I mean, Doug.
Big Cat
That's part of this.
Kate
Very pleasant.
Eddie
You don't change hands.
Kevin
That ties into the draft craft.
Brandon Walker
I thought we forgot about that.
Eddie
We did.
Kate
People don't forget.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Eddie
When are we getting the titties?
Brandon Walker
Titties are coming Monday.
Steven Cheah
So there's. There's word. We can have some tomorrow. But they don't look like boobs.
Eddie
Well, they need to be boobs.
Big Cat
What do they look like? We gotta make the plan right now because I'm gonna go out and buy.
Brandon Walker
So you can get a really realistic titty on Amazon.
Kevin
Singular.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, but you have to choose left or right. It's like 199 bucks. Or you can get a vest that has two nipples with, like, things that you put on behind that. So it depends on how real. Do we want a really realistic looking titty?
Danny
Can't we find.
Brandon Walker
That's the one that we bought.
Eddie
We want that.
Kyle
But there's.
Big Cat
Oh.
Eddie
Oh, you want that one?
Kyle
Yeah, yeah, that's.
Steven Cheah
What.
Big Cat
Well, that's that 1,700.
Eddie
That costs a 10 yard line.
Steven Cheah
That would.
Brandon Walker
But you with real titties.
Kyle
That's what I want.
Brandon Walker
I think there's another one on Amazon. You have to choose left or right. I think the right is like a little bit cheaper.
Reed
But why?
Brandon Walker
I don't know.
Eddie
Huh. Would you like me to bottle feed you?
Brandon Walker
No.
Kevin
Dominant.
Eddie
I could bottle feed. I could lay you down.
Big Cat
No. That's weird, dude. Yeah.
Brandon Walker
I wanna. Brandon. I wanna laugh.
Big Cat
Weirdo.
Dana
What?
Brandon Walker
What is the trick if I don't latch?
Eddie
I just rub. Rub my nipple across your face a couple times. Tickle the back of your head. You'll latch.
Brandon Walker
Okay?
Eddie
You'll latch.
Brandon Walker
Hold my nose.
Big Cat
Steven, did you do a draft?
Eddie
Why don't you ask me and not her, by the way?
Steven Cheah
I know.
Dana
Felt weird.
Titus
All right.
Steven Cheah
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Eddie
Well, that's not. That doesn't account for anything. I know.
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Titus
White Sox Dave said that they're gonna call him back tomorrow to tell him what their plans are for those Pinwheels.
Eddie
Oh, Eddie, when are they gonna. When are they gonna get back to you?
Danny
He said. This guy said he's looking into it.
Eddie
Okay.
Big Cat
But he's.
Danny
Like I said, he said they've been
Eddie
there for a while, so as long as you get that information, like, by the end of the day, you will have beaten White Sox, Dave.
Danny
Hopefully.
Eddie
Eddie and me are going to do a video together right after this. Going to an arcade. An arcade. An old school big one or the biggest in America?
Kyle
Yeah, the biggest in America.
Eddie
Bigger than Twin. What's the Name of the 1? Galaxies. That's the big one from King of Kong.
Danny
No, that's.
Eddie
Did I make that up?
Danny
No, that's in New Hampshire.
Big Cat
It's.
Danny
What's it called?
Eddie
Is it Twin Galaxies?
Danny
It's not Twin Galaxies. Where the fuck.
Brandon Walker
I want to go pissing Chicago's oldest urinals with you.
Big Cat
You.
Reed
I would love those look crazy.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kate
On the floor. Right? The holes are on the.
Danny
That's going to piss me off that I don't know that off the top of my head.
Kevin
Where's the arcade you're going to?
Danny
It's in a. It's in a surrounding suburb. It's. It's got a great. It's called Galloping Ghost. It's got a good method. You just pay like an entrance fee and all the games are jailbroken.
Big Cat
That's great.
Danny
So you just kind of, you know, you don't got to worry about feeding the.
Big Cat
Is in Chicago. It shows the year and all. I think everyone. Tjp. The chat agrees. Right? We can't. We're not doing this draft with.
Eddie
Without tits.
Brandon Walker
The right tit comes Monday. The left tit comes Tuesday.
Big Cat
All right, do it. We'll do it next Friday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be good. I need. I need to suck on those things.
Brandon Walker
Brandon, are you out next Friday?
Big Cat
Okay.
Eddie
I was going to be.
Big Cat
All right. We'll figure out a day. We have. We have five days next.
Eddie
Yeah.
Big Cat
Need to suck on them.
Brandon Walker
Don't make any noises while I'm chugging. Brandon.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
What would be a, like, fun spot? A moan?
Big Cat
You're going to burp me.
Eddie
Oh, whoa.
Titus
Titus is out next Thursday.
Eddie
Rub the back of your head and I just.
Brandon Walker
Would you be mad?
Big Cat
Do Wednesday. Wednesday's a perfect day.
Brandon Walker
Would you be mad if I spit up?
Eddie
No, I wouldn't be mad. I mean, that's just. I'd burp you a little bit, throw you over my shoulder.
Big Cat
You're out Wednesday.
Steven Cheah
Closing on the house. Let's go.
Big Cat
Tuesday let's go. Congrats.
Steven Cheah
Thank you.
Eddie
Oh, yeah. Well. Well, get the titties, and then we'll
Big Cat
do anything from your old house. I could buy toilet.
Eddie
Oh, no, you know what I would buy? Remember that cherry sat in for the draft that one time?
Big Cat
Oh, do you still have that?
Eddie
Was it the draft?
Steven Cheah
Yeah, no, it's my son's, like, infrastructure chair.
Eddie
The COVID draft show. I want it.
Big Cat
I want it.
Eddie
Could be arranged
Big Cat
just buying memorabilia.
Eddie
I didn't think about that. I hadn't thought about that chair in a while.
Big Cat
Oh, man.
Kevin
Any recent run ins with stray dogs, Stephen?
Steven Cheah
No, but I'm. I take a pitching wedge with me every time I go for.
Big Cat
Sounds like you should actually take a hamster. A pocket hamster.
Kate
Yeah, that might be.
Kyle
You take a golf club every time you walk your dog.
Steven Cheah
Yes.
Kyle
And just hold it in your hand?
Steven Cheah
Yeah. You just walk with it. I. I'm holding the club part, so
Eddie
I want to kind of run up
Big Cat
on you so bad just because I just don't think you have it in
Steven Cheah
you to club a dog.
Big Cat
Coyote dog or coyote, I don't think you have it in you.
Kevin
Do you ever see other dog walkers not holding a golf club? And are you like, oh, maybe I don't need this every.
Steven Cheah
No, I mean, I'm sure. I'm certain I don't need it 99.9 of the time, but there might be a time where I do.
Eddie
What about pepper spray?
Big Cat
You really think if a dog runs up on you, you're gonna have it in you to smash the dog in the face?
Eddie
Just save your dog.
Steven Cheah
No, no, no, no, no.
Reed
It.
Steven Cheah
It very much depends on the situation. Like, I walk my dog, like, every Tuesday for a wake up arsenal. It gets pretty much pitch blackout when I'm walking the dog, so you never know what's. What's out there. And I don't think I'm gonna, like, take a full, you know, try and drive it 90 with a pitching wedge. But, like, yeah, I could, like, poke it away or save some time. I think it's the smart, responsible thing to do.
Kevin
Again, we're talking a Chicago suburb, not downtown Russia.
Big Cat
No, downtown.
Steven Cheah
Dana just said this. What. What pet got eaten by coyote?
Eddie
His dog.
Big Cat
Pete.
Eddie
Yeah, Pete.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, Pete his dog.
Big Cat
Huh.
Eddie
But that was a suburban Boston coyote.
Big Cat
Dave and Dana also let out the
Brandon Walker
dog to get eaten intentionally.
Big Cat
Yeah, he actually whistled to the coyote dinner.
Eddie
He threw a hamster to his death.
Big Cat
What a performance from Dana. Just right out of the gate.
Eddie
What a performance from Mama Beers.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah.
Eddie
Bringing us Stories that she was getting off the phone, she said, oh, by the way, did you tell him about the hamster you killed?
Big Cat
I still want to talk to the brother.
Danny
Yeah, about Hammy.
Brandon Walker
He knows something that, that he's 100 convinced. Dana killed it.
Big Cat
I'm gonna text you if
Brandon Walker
just doesn't make sense for a cat to die in his bed.
Kyle
That wouldn't happen.
Eddie
20, 26 year old cat though. Pretty old cat.
Big Cat
That's a really old cat.
Kevin
What's the average lifespan?
Big Cat
Like 15 to 20.
Kate
I feel like 15 is pretty good.
Kyle
Yeah, I don't need 26.
Big Cat
Yeah, that was gonna be 15 in like three weeks.
Eddie
That's a hell of a run.
Big Cat
Yeah, she's got a hell of a run. She just sleeps, hangs out.
Danny
She still move?
Big Cat
Well, yeah, she does, but she just likes like. It's very funny because like I, I'll like drop. I drop the kids off at school every day and most days I come in right after, but some days I go home. And when I go home, like I'll leave at 7:40 and I'll come home and she'll already be in bed for the day. It's good.
Eddie
We're good.
Big Cat
Like, had her breakfast. Had her a little like maybe half a block walk, ready to just chill. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Hang out.
Kyle
She loves that.
Big Cat
Yeah, loves.
Kyle
Best great life.
Big Cat
The absolute best.
Steven Cheah
What is the best stage of dog life for the owner?
Big Cat
I think it's like five to like, like 10 when they're no longer a puppy and they can be trusted.
Eddie
Puppy's pretty good though.
Big Cat
Even though puppy is good, but puppy also lasts longer. Like people think a puppy is just like a year.
Eddie
No, it takes.
Big Cat
It's like like three, four. Like obviously they're not a puppy when they're three, but they still have that energy. So it also depends on like what stage of life you're at. Yeah, like when Stella was a younger, I was. Didn't have kids, so it was great.
Eddie
Go for really long walks.
Big Cat
Now. If I had to take her for like three mile walks, that would be a lot.
Kyle
Yeah.
Steven Cheah
You know what I found out? So I have a girl dog. They get periods.
Big Cat
Not if they're spayed.
Steven Cheah
Yes, but from someone told me that you have to or you don't have to, but if you get them spayed before their first or second one, then like their bones might not fully develop up. So you're dealing with.
Big Cat
Is this a.
Kyle
How'd you find out?
Steven Cheah
Yeah, neighbor told me.
Brandon Walker
Wait, so you're walking your golf club like, hey, you know that Dogs don't have a period.
Big Cat
Also, you just said. How else would I find out about it? There's like a million other ways. Your neighbor telling you about your dog's period.
Eddie
The vet?
Steven Cheah
Yeah.
Dana
Google.
Big Cat
Has your dog had a period?
Steven Cheah
No.
Big Cat
Has your dog been spayed?
Steven Cheah
No, but we're.
Big Cat
Oh, buddy.
Dana
Yeah.
Big Cat
You're about to deal with.
Steven Cheah
Yeah.
Big Cat
Ew.
Brandon Walker
What do you. What do you do?
Kyle
I honestly didn't know that.
Kate
I did. What is dog period like? Is it like red?
Steven Cheah
Is it, I assume, bad?
Big Cat
What's your dog's name again?
Eddie
Pepper.
Kate
They get it every month.
Eddie
Oh, I don't.
Steven Cheah
Oh, I don't know.
Kate
I don't know anything about dog periods.
Steven Cheah
I was told to. Wait, two.
Big Cat
What type dog is it?
Eddie
It's the opposite of dog. It's. It's not a period. It's. It's. It's heat. Right, Right.
Kevin
There's.
Eddie
Heat is the term they're receptive to. The opposite of a period.
Titus
Got a what twice a year, two to four weeks.
Big Cat
We got to pick it last. Two to four weeks.
Kate
Two to four weeks.
Brandon Walker
What do you put, like a monthlong period?
Big Cat
What do you.
Eddie
Do you have to train them up. You got to keep them away from.
Steven Cheah
I don't know, do you.
Kate
Is there like little underpants for dogs?
Steven Cheah
Disc. So my neighbor does. Oh, yeah.
Big Cat
You guys.
Steven Cheah
Oh, that's.
Kevin
No.
Kyle
Yes, I am, unfortunately.
Big Cat
Pepper Draft.
Kyle
No, it's way better than.
Eddie
What were you thinking?
Big Cat
When. When the first period happens, we have to have some.
Eddie
Stop calling it a period.
Kyle
I like Pepper Draft.
Big Cat
What were you thinking?
Kyle
Something gross.
Big Cat
What? Grosser than. Than eating Stephen Chase dog's period blood?
Kyle
Jay Eating the. Oh, cleaning it up.
Big Cat
Yeah, clean up with your mouth check
Kate
boy for weeks.
Big Cat
Oh, somala ch.
Kevin
And you're moving to a new house?
Big Cat
No, this nine month old from the Arlington Heights region.
Steven Cheah
Wait, have you any. Brandon, you've dealt with this.
Kyle
No, he didn't have his head.
Kate
Didn't have his headphone.
Eddie
No, I had my headphones off. Cause. Yeah. What.
Steven Cheah
Have you dealt with this? You've had a lot of dogs.
Eddie
No, what happened to me when I moved to New Jersey and my dog died? She was about a year old and her first time to come into heat. They're not supposed to get pregnant that early. And she got pregnant because we were getting ready to move and we had let her out and she had gotten loose and it was just a whole big thing. We had hoped that nobody had gotten to her. And then we get to New Jersey, she's pregnant, and then she has the babies, and she ends up up dying from eclampsia. But. But yeah. So you gotta watch that shit. You gotta watch that shit.
Kate
That's why he's got the golf club.
Eddie
Our body wasn't mature enough to go through the rigors of what they gotta go through.
Steven Cheah
But then did yes. Period blood come out?
Eddie
No, it's not. It's not.
Steven Cheah
I don't know how this works.
Brandon Walker
I mean, if there's.
Eddie
It gets swollen. It gets.
Big Cat
Call your neighbor.
Eddie
It sticks. It gets swollen. It sticks out. And dogs from miles away, like stray male dogs, will just show up at your house because they smell it. Oh, my God.
Kate
Jay's gonna be in hell.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Steven Cheah
We got a fence make like a
Kate
fortress out of his.
Eddie
I had a basset hound when I was a kid. He got lost because he. He sniffed it one time, and he ended up a mile and a half away from the house, just at somebody's. At somebody's house. They had her fenced in, and he was just sitting there looking at her.
Big Cat
Che, you're moving closer to Max.
Steven Cheah
I will be on Max's block.
Big Cat
Yes. Need an update.
Eddie
Max.
Kyle
Oh, Max, the boy.
Dana
Yeah.
Big Cat
Oh, boy. Oh, I'm not talking about the grown man. Yeah, no, that he works with.
Brandon Walker
Hey, are you excited about that?
Steven Cheah
Yeah, no, it'll be cool.
Big Cat
We should probably. How do you do this without being weird? But we probably should get some Max memorabilia.
Kyle
I want some. Yeah.
Big Cat
Before he goes pro.
Eddie
Get his T ball bad or something.
Big Cat
Yeah, Cleats or something.
Kate
Super soaker from his yard.
Brandon Walker
Is he still progressing, Steve, or is he, like, plateaued?
Steven Cheah
I haven't seen him get.
Kyle
Get some stats.
Danny
What did he say about this kid?
Big Cat
He said he's going. Going to the MLB.
Brandon Walker
Best baseball player he's ever seen.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Kyle
100.
Big Cat
100. Write it down right now. Pro.
Danny
Do you still feel that way?
Steven Cheah
I mean, I haven't seen him.
Eddie
This was.
Steven Cheah
I think it was his fifth birthday. It might have been four. It was not a bad encounter's. Bombing balls in the outfield.
Big Cat
Yeah. So he's going pro.
Kyle
He batted.600. And.
Eddie
And.
Big Cat
And I just wanted. On the record, I am 100 believing this, because given Stephen Chase luck, it's gonna. He might. He might be the best baseball player of all time. I'm thinking like 700 home runs, and
Steven Cheah
he's trending that way.
Danny
He's not in coach's pitch yet.
Steven Cheah
No, he is. The only update I got from him was, like, last summer he tried out. I think he was six, and he tried out for an eight year old travel team and like, I think was not technically allowed to join the team, but like held his own in whatever the trial.
Big Cat
You're getting Max updates.
Steven Cheah
Just. That was last summer.
Big Cat
Got it.
Steven Cheah
That was the only thing I. I went to the block party and saw them.
Eddie
Now you'll be able to do your own scouting.
Steven Cheah
I'm truly him a bunch.
Kyle
Just hanging out by the yard.
Dana
Do you.
Big Cat
At what golf club?
Brandon Walker
Shay trying to like impress this cool
Kyle
in front of him like a camcorder.
Big Cat
Jay, what point do we. Should we like alert the Cubs? Like we can.
Dana
Let me.
Steven Cheah
Let me get drafted now. I mean, I think he loves the game. We'll see.
Eddie
They probably are true.
Big Cat
Oh, we have that thing. The. The pause.
Steven Cheah
Oh, yeah.
Eddie
Yeah.
Big Cat
Maybe you could tell Carter Hawkins then. Actually, I'm gonna make you say that too. Cubs gm. You're gonna have to tell him.
Eddie
I will.
Big Cat
Hey, just so you know, I got a seven year old.
Dana
Yeah.
Big Cat
Not my seven year old.
Brandon Walker
I think you show a video and be like, wow, is that your kid? You're like, nah.
Big Cat
Yeah. Oh, we're gonna get. We're gonna get the. The Chicago Cubs GM to watch video of Max hitting bombs.
Kyle
We have to.
Big Cat
This is gonna be great.
Kevin
Chase recording him from behind a bush.
Big Cat
I think you got requested for that.
Eddie
For what?
Big Cat
We're going to take batting practice.
Eddie
I'd like to do it. When are we going to.
Big Cat
I don't know.
Eddie
That's fantastic.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
Dana
Oh.
Eddie
Might hit a bomb at Wrigley.
Steven Cheah
Michael Conforto.
Big Cat
Home run.
Steven Cheah
Yep.
Big Cat
Nice. Cubs are hot, man.
Eddie
I like the way you say Conforto.
Big Cat
Conforto. Michael Conforto. What else we got? Let's get some. We do the Reese's. Let's get goofy.
Eddie
You're talking to me?
Big Cat
Yeah. Let's just get goofy or something. Something.
Brandon Walker
It's been a while since you spent some money, Big Ken.
Big Cat
It's. It's.
Eddie
I didn't realize our dirt was out here already.
Big Cat
It's burning a hole. I still can't believe that. That he said that and I had it. That is. That doesn't get enough, man.
Eddie
Welcome, man.
Danny
Crazy.
Big Cat
We're not talking about the fact that this was in my. Is in my trunk. And he's like, yeah. Oakland Coliseum dirt.
Eddie
Let's get used to having, man. Some fans believe crazy.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
Some fans believe in teams of destiny. But I believe everything happens for a recess. Just think about it right now. What is the one thing every team or athlete wants? They want a championship. Why? Because half of them are called Cups. You've got the Stanley cup. You've got the World cup. You've got the Ryder Cup. Cups just like Reese's. Luckily, scoring a Reese's cup is way easier than winning a championship. It's almost like you were destined to get one right now. Because everything happens for a Reese's. Reese's, the official candy partner of Barstool Sports. Everything happens for a Reese's. Get yours@hersheland.com Reese's.
Danny
Good work.
Dana
Good work.
Eddie
Thank you very much.
Big Cat
Good work.
Dana
Thank you.
Eddie
If you want to do that one. Oh, Noble. I wasn't paying attention to you. That's all right.
Big Cat
I think you're taking a piss.
Eddie
Yeah.
Big Cat
What else we got? Have we talked to Reed in a while?
Kyle
We haven't.
Eddie
I feel like he's got chicken fry updates.
Kyle
There's a lot going on.
Kate
He was skittering around the office yesterday, I think, in, like, a panic.
Kyle
He's been panicked.
Kate
He was at a comp. I saw him at a laptop. Like, should I. Should I do. He was, like, asking for advice. He was in a kind of a tizzy.
Big Cat
I met a girl who went to high school with Reed.
Eddie
Whoa.
Kate
What'd she say?
Eddie
In Vegas?
Big Cat
No, it was actually in the TSA line putting my stuff in a bin.
Danny
Which airport?
Dana
O'.
Eddie
Hare.
Danny
TSA pre check or.
Big Cat
No, I actually didn't have ts. I. My TSA precheck lapsed for one single flight. I don't know how anyone does it. How do you not have TSA pre check? I don't know people who don't have it. It's crazy. It's so easy to sign up for one flight, and I have to take off everything to take out everything. I was like, what the is going on? On?
Danny
That's why.
Big Cat
So I was not. Not Prius. A pre check. She was standing in front of me, and she was like, are you big cats? Like, yeah. She's like, oh, I actually went to high school with Reed. And I was like, oh, that's crazy. And then I was like, it's also crazy. He doesn't drink or smoke. And she's like, he doesn't.
Eddie
Oh. Oh, dude.
Brandon Walker
Interesting.
Kevin
I don't think he does. I mean.
Big Cat
Right. But the way she said it. Definitely. He definitely.
Kevin
Oh, that's. That's always how I saw it.
Big Cat
Yeah, we'd probably. What happened, right?
Kyle
Yes.
Big Cat
Is what I'm asking the question to ask.
Kevin
Yes.
Dana
Yes.
Kyle
What did you do?
Big Cat
What did you do, Reed? Oh, no. What if we just.
Brandon Walker
Oh, no, can't be.
Kevin
I told him to come here. Just give him, like, two more minutes to freak out and I'll probably be here.
Kyle
You bet. You went to dinner with him and
Kevin
him and the Don today? I just texted him, wya, where you at? And he was like, you can't be texting me that.
Big Cat
You know I'm gonna freak out.
Kevin
I was like, what should I normally text?
Big Cat
Yeah, that is on you, right?
Kyle
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
He was getting some flack because he didn't put you on his chillers list.
Kevin
I said, I'm so chill that I don't even care that I'm not on the chillers list.
Brandon Walker
Wow.
Big Cat
It's a good answer.
Kevin
Should I find him?
Big Cat
Sure.
Eddie
While he looks for him. Do y' all wanna. You guys didn't ask for this, but doing it anyways. My list of chillers right now. No. Order the cat. Because it's the fucking cat. Titus. He's always hyping me up. Fuck with that shit. Kb. That's a. I'm thinking fans are given.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
Brianna, Duh. Stella, Lefty. I love her song. On a train back to Boston. Chuck slash Gas. My bosses need to be on their good side.
Big Cat
What's up? Say before that?
Eddie
Nothing. This is better. I was gonna say, if we need 30 seconds to kill, we could watch mints eat down to his knuckle.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah. No, that wasn't the clip where he just doesn't know what drugs are.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Eddie
Oh, Xanax. Yeah.
Steven Cheah
Yeah.
Big Cat
That was crazy.
Eddie
I'm not doing drinks or drugs.
Big Cat
Yeah, pull it up.
Eddie
But getting on a plane.
Danny
The White Sox. Dave.
Eddie
One's good.
Mama Beers
Yeah.
Big Cat
Everyone go watch. Bald Stool premiered last night, but, yeah. The Mincy. Just not. Yeah. It just never crossed his mind that Xanax, a drug he's not prescribed. Oh, yeah, this. Oh.
Eddie
Oh, God.
Big Cat
He doesn't know. Like, I think that one was the Xanax. One was on Instagram.
Brandon Walker
I guess I could get licking your fingers, but putting the food. He's putting it past his tongue.
Big Cat
He almost.
Eddie
He licks from inside the mouth, but,
Big Cat
like, he put the food. Hard to believe. Do you use threats? I mean, not really.
Kyle
Okay.
Eddie
I mean, I don't think this is it.
Big Cat
No, it's the one. It's on Instagram. The one where Donnie's interviewing him and he tells him he can't. I can't use drugs for two weeks after. He's like, that's fine.
Kevin
Was he debating whether or not
Eddie
he's
Brandon Walker
got a Xanax bar for the flight back?
Kevin
I'll pass out.
Brandon Walker
I don't need drugs. I'll be on Xanax.
Big Cat
Reed, what's up with you, dude?
Reed
Chilling, dude.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Reed
Yeah.
Big Cat
Hard.
Reed
Yeah. Trying to at least.
Big Cat
Can I.
Reed
What's up? Oh, is this gonna be bad Cat?
Big Cat
No. Oh, I think you gotta. I think you gotta flip. I gotta. I think you gotta flip the tables on Brianna. You're just kind of playing into her hands right now.
Brandon Walker
What do you.
Big Cat
What? That's a.
Reed
That's a bomb drop here.
Big Cat
This is a bomb for that.
Reed
Wait, wait, like, how? Well, like, what do you see?
Big Cat
It's like we're in a pattern now where, like, she likes your tweet or,
Reed
like, yeah, she, like, comments on my tick out. I get too excited.
Big Cat
Right? But I think that, like, we need to have her comment on something and just be like, whatever.
Reed
I can't do that
Kevin
yet, though.
Reed
All, like. All I do is just like, when she comments, all I do is just.
Kyle
It's just like, describe what happens.
Reed
Yeah, I just get so excited and I'm just like, constantly just like, oh, my God.
Big Cat
Yeah. See, this is what. This is the problem.
Reed
I had, like, unfollower. Oh, on TikTok. You guys are talked.
Kevin
No, we're not there yet.
Big Cat
You guys are all talks.
Kevin
We're not there yet. We have a video coming out after the this read. Like, she'll be like, reed, you're hot. And he'll be like, thank you, period. It's like, we got it.
Big Cat
That's good. That's good. I like that.
Reed
Oh, dude. Oh, my God.
Brandon Walker
Wait, so you guys are texting every once in a while?
Reed
Like, yeah, it's like, do you.
Kyle
Do you love her, kb?
Reed
No, I don't love her.
Big Cat
Could you.
Kyle
Could you think it's possible.
Reed
Oh, you guys are drilling me.
Kevin
Say, no.
Reed
I generally don't know because we haven't, like.
Kevin
You don't have to answer.
Reed
Hung out, like.
Kyle
But is it the biggest crush of your life?
Kevin
We don't know. I mean, we don't know yet, right?
Big Cat
Yeah, probably.
Mincy
Probably.
Reed
Probably. For sure. But that's fine. That's fine.
Kyle
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
You don't think about her every day.
Big Cat
No, dude, you're just playing all your.
Kyle
I love that.
Dana
Yeah.
Big Cat
Right now, what do I. What do I.
Reed
Okay, so if you have had to give me advice. What? What?
Big Cat
What?
Reed
Like, what can I do?
Big Cat
Just be a chiller. You're being a little bit of a
Reed
spaz when it comes to chicken fry, though. Like, I know.
Big Cat
You need to go back to chiller read.
Eddie
Right? Are you a chiller or not?
Big Cat
Yeah.
Reed
Yeah. Okay.
Big Cat
You know what? I'M saying.
Reed
I, I, I know what you're saying.
Eddie
Gotta rise to the occasion and be able to do anything.
Big Cat
She's playing games with you, dude.
Kevin
She likes the authenticity read.
Reed
I understand why she started liking you
Kevin
in the first place.
Reed
You think she's playing games?
Eddie
I mean, I don't.
Brandon Walker
It sounds kind of like I don't.
Reed
Oh, no, she's not.
Kevin
The next big step is we're gonna do the double date and take it from there. You're doing great so far.
Big Cat
You're double dating with her. Who else is going?
Reed
Conrad and, and.
Big Cat
Oh, you guys are still dating and who?
Reed
Conrad and Jackie. Okay, that's my bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that should be, like, pretty exciting because I'll get to actually, like, you
Kevin
still gotta talk accommodations.
Reed
I, like, I would love to chill with her, like, off camera too. Yeah. Because I feel like that's kind of where it like, not happening.
Eddie
Like off.
Big Cat
Off camera.
Eddie
Yeah. Now we're chilling.
Reed
You know what I'm saying, though? Okay.
Big Cat
Did you text you back if you needed me? No.
Dana
Yeah, he has a real job. He's not on his phone.
Big Cat
I really want to hear about Hammy.
Dana
I know.
Big Cat
Me too. Are you here tomorrow?
Dana
Yeah.
Big Cat
All right, let's get him.
Dana
All right, we'll get Hammy on.
Eddie
What's up, Katie?
Big Cat
Hey, Katic. Hey, guys. What's going on on, Dude.
Kyle
You're not solely focused on her, though. There's other things that you're excited about.
Big Cat
So many DMs from Chick.
Reed
I do, I do have a lot of. I do have a lot of chicks in my DMs, but I don't really respond to like, any of them because
Brandon Walker
you, in your mind, are you kind of just waiting?
Reed
I mean, just a little bit just. You know what I'm saying? But I don't know. I think it's Kate.
Dana
How about you?
Reed
Like, are you like. You know what I'm saying? Is this like, good or bad or like.
Big Cat
Well, what was the kind of thing.
Reed
I should start chilling more, you know?
Kate
What was the very last interaction you had with her?
Reed
It was in a car. I FaceTimed her and it was like, fine. Like, okay. I got like, super excited.
Kevin
You're chilling, like, in the comments and you're in your posts.
Reed
It's just when she, when she comments, you look handsome. It's like, come on, bro. You know what I'm saying, dude? Like, how can you chill when ch. Chicken fries saying you look handsome on a tick tock?
Kyle
I think you should use it as an opportunity to just have Fun with it. Bolster your career. Yeah, and help hers too.
Kevin
It's what you've been doing.
Big Cat
I just don't want to see you get hurt, dude.
Reed
Yeah, that's what. Yeah, that's what everyone's saying in the comments.
Brandon Walker
But like, are you a guy who falls pretty hard?
Reed
I don't know. I think like I have like adhd. So I'm either like, super. Yeah, I would say. Yeah. Then probably like, like, like I'm super, like out of it or I'm just like super into it.
Brandon Walker
Has your heart ever been broken?
Reed
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, only like, I think like two times or like. Okay, you know, one time.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, it was the one time.
Eddie
And it was.
Reed
Yeah, it was one time.
Big Cat
Reed, I told you about the girl I met who went to high school with you.
Reed
Yeah. Well, she probably went to the all girls high school. I went to all guys high school.
Eddie
Okay.
Kyle
But yeah, she said she went to high school with Reed.
Big Cat
She might have said. Said, same town.
Reed
Yeah, probably same town.
Big Cat
But she said you used to drink and smoke.
Reed
Yeah, dude, I used to go at it.
Big Cat
So what happened?
Reed
I don't know. Like, after college I was just like, I don't enjoy it that much anymore.
Kevin
You know what I'm saying?
Big Cat
Very mature of you.
Reed
For real. Yeah, mature.
Kyle
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah, dude, that's incredibly mature.
Reed
Appreciate it. Dude.
Danny
Where'd you go to college?
Reed
I went to Awinona State University. Yeah. Small college.
Big Cat
Soda.
Reed
Great college. Great college too, by the way.
Danny
Yeah.
Reed
Shout out.
Big Cat
But it was, it was cool because when I met her and she was like, yeah, I'm from his town. I was like, oh, shout out. Tosa.
Reed
Yeah. You're tapped into that?
Big Cat
Oh, yeah. Hell yeah.
Reed
I just remembered you told me hell yeah. Yeah, yeah, love that. I got you, bro. I got that.
Big Cat
I got you. All right, so what else going on with us tomorrow? Yeah.
Reed
Oh, yeah, Hoop. I'm just. I'm posting a lot of talks now. Are you ripping? Well, I'm ripping talks, cat.
Big Cat
Oh, I miss these. I don't go on tick tock.
Kevin
We might have to watch last night's.
Reed
I mean, it's dinner. It's eight minutes long, so.
Big Cat
Oh, you cook.
Kevin
I think they'll like.
Kate
What's that?
Kevin
Top comment.
Reed
Yeah, dude, she's commenting. I'm telling you because I just say.
Big Cat
Yeah, so you, you should reply when she says you look handsome. Like, whatever, girls.
Reed
I can't do that.
Brandon Walker
Did you respond to this?
Reed
Yeah, I responded.
Brandon Walker
Respond to the. You look handsome. Say, shut the up.
Big Cat
Yeah, stop blocking.
Reed
No, bro, it's chicken fry, bro.
Eddie
I can't do that.
Big Cat
Oh, no. Meal looks really bad though. I'm about to be honest with you.
Reed
It's a short steak, very short steak. But we're on a budget here.
Dana
Short.
Big Cat
What do you mean short?
Reed
$40 steak. Yeah, it's, it's, it's eight minutes long, so this one's kind of a long.
Big Cat
Can we see the end result?
Reed
Yeah, I call my older brother in it at the end.
Big Cat
Oh, Bagel bites in steak.
Reed
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Is this yours and Pete's spot?
Big Cat
Man, that looks good.
Kevin
How was it?
Reed
Yeah, dude, that was fire.
Big Cat
Let me know. Yo, let me know how I did in the comments.
Reed
No, but actually, like, I actually do want to know if this was just a terrible. Because I genuinely don't know if this is just like a terrible made steak. Like what? I should have done better but forgot my spicy ranch, to be completely honest with you. Kind of mad about that.
Big Cat
But. What aren't you in your kitchen?
Reed
Yeah, but yeah, I didn't where you
Big Cat
leave it it at the grocery store.
Kyle
Oh, your comments seem to be all great women, right?
Dana
A lot of.
Reed
Yeah, yeah, a lot.
Kyle
Whoa.
Big Cat
What's honest talk?
Reed
A lot of women. Every time I hit the record button, like, I was just like kind of pondering this. Every time you hit that thing, it's just like a shot of adrenaline, you know what I'm saying? Cuz there's like thousands of people just
Big Cat
watching this on the other end.
Reed
But yeah, honestly, just checking in with you guys. I didn't post last night just because, dude, I just gotten like a dark hole. Like dark hole just like overthinking everything, you know what I'm saying? And like I like, I was about to post like, like kind of something about that, but then I was just like, I don't know. But then like in the morning I'm like completely fine now. But. And then I was like, yeah, like I probably should like kind of post something about that, you know what I'm saying? Just to be honest, you know. But yeah, we're absolutely chilling now. Yeah, there's really no point in this video other than other than just talk to you guys. But I'm just, I'm about to head to the office right now
Kyle
and.
Reed
Yeah, stay chill, brothers.
Danny
Are you shooting with Nixon?
Reed
Yeah, he, he, yeah, he like was comment down my. Which is really cool.
Danny
I saw that. That the letter you sent him.
Reed
Yeah, yeah.
Danny
Hired.
Reed
Yeah.
Danny
That's cool.
Reed
Yeah, no, he's sick.
Kyle
What was the dark hole.
Reed
Yeah, I don't even know Dude, I was just, you know, like, like anxiety and you know what I'm saying? But for what? I think just like everything, I. I don't think it was like one thing, you know what I'm saying?
Brandon Walker
Bunch of small things.
Eddie
Yeah, you sort it out.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, it's a good move. Just put the phone away, be alone.
Eddie
Mm.
Reed
100%. But yeah. So with this chicken fry shit, so you, you guys think I should, like, like, just like, not give her the time?
Brandon Walker
No, don't let her forget about you.
Reed
But like, are you saying I'm like, I'm going like too far? Like I'm, I'm like in love with her, you know what I'm saying?
Kevin
I mean, she's the one who's initiating all the moves. Like, you haven't even been commenting back to her or.
Reed
Yeah, but we're making videos about her though.
Kyle
Yeah. Treat it like sometimes it's cool to be yourself, but sometimes it's cool to alter your personality a little bit to get things that you actually desire.
Brandon Walker
Good ass advice, D. God damn.
Reed
Dropping.
Big Cat
Dropping.
Kyle
Oh, yeah, no, I'm saying dropping hard on.
Reed
On me right now.
Kyle
Dude, you should play into pretending to be interested.
Reed
But I think we're so far gone
Kevin
and like, I think that comes once you're hanging out with her in person too.
Reed
Again. I think it's going to be super interesting in person.
Kate
What do you like, gonna be?
Reed
I think she's cool. Like.
Kevin
Yeah.
Reed
On her content. You know what I'm saying?
Brandon Walker
Definitely.
Big Cat
Like, what do you really like about her?
Reed
I mean. Yeah, I think she's gorgeous.
Brandon Walker
Does she smell nice?
Reed
I don't, I don't know because you're
Brandon Walker
right next to her.
Reed
I've only like, dude, I. Dude, I black out like every.
Big Cat
Like, text her right now and say, what do you smell like?
Brandon Walker
Yeah, yeah, just like, I don't remember what you smells.
Reed
No.
Brandon Walker
Are you stinky?
Big Cat
I'm not doing that. What do you smell like right now?
Reed
No. Yeah, no, no, no, we're not doing that, dude.
Eddie
No.
Brandon Walker
Text or just be like, smell yourself real quick.
Kate
Yeah, don't do that. Say, I bet you smell like honeysuckle.
Big Cat
And that's good.
Kate
Tell her what you think she smells like. Women love.
Eddie
Be like, are you smelly? And if she's offended, just say, oh, I thought you were somebody else.
Kevin
There's no reply in 10 minutes. You say, sorry, wrong text.
Reed
I know, I don't want to do that.
Danny
What do you hope she smells like?
Brandon Walker
That's a good question.
Big Cat
Really good question.
Reed
Give us like a Maybe like a lavender.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kyle
You don't, like. You don't even care about lavender.
Reed
Yeah, that's just the first thing that
Big Cat
came into my mind.
Brandon Walker
Dude, if she's watching this, what if when you see her, she smells like lavender? Like, that shows that she.
Big Cat
Yep.
Brandon Walker
Goes that extra like she wants.
Reed
She doesn't. She's probably not checking this out right now, though.
Eddie
You're on. Yeah.
Reed
You think she's, like, checking this out?
Eddie
She wasn't watching. Yeah, she is now.
Big Cat
She probably has read alerts. No, Cat, Cat.
Reed
Why are you tweaking me out here?
Brandon Walker
Telling you, she probably closed the yak to go buy something lavender.
Reed
All right, we need to chill out here. We need to chill out.
Kyle
You need to chill.
Reed
I do need to chill. Yeah. But it's just so hard when. Again. Again, we're going in a lap here. But, like, it's generally hard when you, like, chicken fries, like, commenting on my.
Kyle
And, like, focus on your brand and your career.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kyle
And that's just a byproduct.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Kyle
Get to 100,000 followers.
Reed
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I got to focus on my career type.
Eddie
Right?
Big Cat
Your career.
Kyle
Yeah, yeah. In your pockets.
Reed
Yeah.
Big Cat
Tj, I sent you an auction. We can look at it real quick. This is the Gample collection. I don't really know.
Brandon Walker
Stool's boring.
Eddie
Nothing there. That's.
Big Cat
I don't have chairs. I don't need chairs. Dude, this sucks. I would have definitely bought a women's bathroom sign by the women's toilet. Yeah. All right. So it's all sold out. This collection sucks.
Brandon Walker
How big is that restroom sign?
Big Cat
Looks small, but we could have put it used to use.
Reed
Yeah.
Big Cat
Anything else? Not sold out. That's it.
Eddie
Well, you can buy that mechanical room thing. Very bottom man.
Big Cat
I need to get on these right away. Mindful communication.
Eddie
Consistent improvement. You can get that.
Big Cat
That. No, it's sold out. That would have been a good one, actually. Mindful. I don't really. We're not really into mindful communication.
Eddie
No.
Kevin
Damn.
Big Cat
Sucks.
Kate
Are they selling two big titties that you could drink out of?
Big Cat
Oh, awesome.
Kate
To come in handy.
Big Cat
Nope. Oh, game use women's lockers.
Kyle
No.
Big Cat
No. Okay.
Kyle
Or, I mean.
Big Cat
No, no, you're right. That was. That was a good.
Kyle
No, but maybe.
Big Cat
You see, I don't. That's like. What's that one? Yukon All Americans. That would be kind of funny. The women's All Americans.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, that'll be cool.
Big Cat
All right.
Kevin
That's.
Brandon Walker
You'll know when you see something.
Big Cat
Yeah. It's got to Be something big. It's got to be. It's got to be something that we really are. Like, oh, the Jaguars pool. I would buy that in a second.
Eddie
Oakland dirt.
Big Cat
Oakland dirt. It's gonna be weird stuff from the arena.
Brandon Walker
Like, Demar Hamlin's ambulance.
Big Cat
Yeah. Oh, the turf that he died on.
Brandon Walker
Oh, my God.
Big Cat
Now that would be good. All right, read. Well, I'm happy for you. No, we're gonna end the show, so. All right, you can stay on. We're gonna spin the wheel. All right, so no draft tomorrow. We're gonna do it next week when we have the titties.
Titus
You just gotta be like, I think titties is fine on the show. We're gonna have to get creative with how we post that on, like, how we cut clips from that episode. I don't think, like, Instagram and Tick Tock.
Danny
I'm gonna play with.
Big Cat
Be honest with you, I shouldn't do that. Bad boys sounds like a you problem.
Kyle
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Tj, I'm gonna suck Brandon's titty.
Big Cat
That doesn't have anything to do with me, brother. You can try these titties where it ends up. I don't care.
Brandon Walker
I am sucking it dry.
Kevin
Make sure your mouth is fully covered.
Reed
Quote that. Quote that.
Big Cat
That's a personal, my friend. I'm gonna suck Brandon's tits dry. Then I'm gonna stand up and walk out of here and never think about it.
Brandon Walker
I'm gonna walk out of here with a full tummy.
Titus
I think as long as they're not sexualized, YouTube is fine.
Brandon Walker
Oh, yeah, that's perfect.
Titus
You can't titty him is what I'm saying.
Brandon Walker
We're only buying one.
Eddie
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Brandon Walker
We're only buying one titty.
Big Cat
All right, that's some rules.
Brandon Walker
So you can do the move with your penis around the nipple, but it's not pleasurable. Just one titty we bought.
Big Cat
I would like to titty him off air.
Reed
Not for coming
Eddie
when the titties go on. Dude, I'm down for whatever.
Dana
What?
Kyle
You tell us what you want.
Eddie
Like, I won't know until I'm wearing the titties.
Big Cat
Kyle, can you.
Brandon Walker
I think you're gonna turn into a monster.
Big Cat
Can you put on a wig?
Kyle
What do you like the most? Like, I don't.
Big Cat
I'd like you to put on a little makeup.
Eddie
Yeah, okay.
Big Cat
Shave your face.
Eddie
Okay.
Big Cat
Let us really feel it.
Kevin
Tits are like the. Like, Mike shoes.
Eddie
Yeah. Rent us a boat.
Danny
Yeah.
Big Cat
Oh, again? That could have been a girls trip.
Eddie
Yeah, sure.
Big Cat
I kind of hope she does Like Good Morning America. And she says, girls trip for everything.
Brandon Walker
At a certain point, I think I would start to believe it.
Big Cat
Yeah. She just go, what? Oh, what if she just says, yeah, you. You were never three years old. You never had imaginary friends. Girls trip. Oh, I said my imaginary friend. Yeah, they're all there.
Brandon Walker
I would just. I would deny that it's her.
Kyle
Her.
Brandon Walker
Just like, that's not me.
Big Cat
That pregnant lady that looks like me. Nah, not me.
Brandon Walker
Eddie, what did you send us?
Danny
I sent you the White Sox, Dave. You'd enjoy it.
Big Cat
Oh, and I want to see this. Mincy one real quick. Brandy. You can go if you got to.
Brandon Walker
Oh, you just sent it to me.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah. Here we go.
Eddie
Well, second half of my life in
Big Cat
front of me, so let's get freaking hot.
Eddie
At least for the first two weeks
Big Cat
after the surgery, you're not supposed to
Eddie
do anything sort of drugs or masturbate or have sex. Is that going to be a problem for you?
Big Cat
I don't think not being able to
Kevin
drink, do drugs, or masturbate or have sex for a couple weeks is going to be that. That big a deal for me.
Big Cat
But I'm concerned about the flight back
Reed
two days after the surgery.
Big Cat
There might be a full Xanax bar ingestion. Knock me into next week on that flight. Well, they say you definitely can't take
Eddie
Xanax after your hair transplant.
Big Cat
I didn't think about that.
Reed
That's awesome.
Big Cat
Think about that. All right, let's spin the wheel. Oh, this is the other one we have in our life. And we'll say it's the name of Jesus Christ. Amen. Amen. Are there, like, Jewish prayers?
Eddie
Yes.
Reed
Okay.
Kyle
I would much rather be a wine
Big Cat
guy than a whiskey guy. I like wine so much better, honestly.
Kyle
It's my go to at a restaurant
Dana
now when I'm getting a nice dinner.
Big Cat
He likes wine with dinner.
Eddie
That's crazy.
Dana
This time at least I will be not the bald stol cast.
Reed
I will be checking tissue boxes. I will be checking the hand lotion dispensers in the showers.
Kyle
I will be making sure there is
Big Cat
no cum in any inch of their hotel rooms. No, you. You.
Danny
You change your power.
Big Cat
Rang, Dante. Dante is number one. How can I be anyone? I was so bummed. I came in this morning and I wanted. He was just sitting there and I wanted to just, like, sit and hang out with him. And he was doing the dozen. I was like, I need my Dante fix. It's a chill with the dog. All right, let's spin the wheel.
Reed
Oh, no. All right, Dries dry.
Big Cat
All right, See you tomorrow. Get your straws.
Eddie
It's the act.
Big Cat
It's the act. Yeah. It's time to talk shop or do a Yankee.
Titus
See marlo, guys.
Kevin
Bye.
Podcast: The Yak
Episode: Dana Beers May Have Been The Grim Reaper Of His Childhood Pets | The Yak 5-7-26
Date: May 7, 2026
Host(s): Barstool Sports Crew – Big Cat, Brandon Walker, KBNoSwag (Kyle Bauer), Eddie, Kate, Danny, Steven Cheah, Reed, Dana, Kevin, and others
This episode of The Yak is packed with chaos, hilarity, and classic inside jokes as the crew celebrates Dana Beers’ recent win in a Barstool challenge, dives deep into the mysterious fates of his childhood pets, and gets sidetracked by everyone's animal stories, weird collectibles, and much more. The group jumps around seamlessly, with their signature banter, roasting, story-telling, and tangents about both animal mishaps and plans for ridiculous office decorations.
(03:23–04:25, 24:18–27:36)
(05:47–12:14)
(14:19–24:14, 36:01–38:48)
(39:53–62:32)
(100:11–104:31)
(114:16–126:59)
The episode is a perfect encapsulation of the freewheeling Yak spirit: a blend of juvenile humor, degenerate nostalgia, self-deprecating confessionals, and spontaneous live calls (including with Dana’s mom). The group’s chemistry shines through as they seamlessly jump from heartfelt to absurd—reminding listeners why The Yak thrives as a podcast that's as much about the people as the topics.
For those who haven’t listened: expect an unfiltered glimpse into the Barstool world—where no childhood hamster is safe and the only thing more precious than a lost cat is a ridiculous new office collectible.