Dana Beers May Have Been The Grim Reaper Of His Childhood Pets | The Yak 5-7-26

Summary

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The Yak – Episode Summary

Podcast: The Yak
Episode: Dana Beers May Have Been The Grim Reaper Of His Childhood Pets | The Yak 5-7-26
Date: May 7, 2026
Host(s): Barstool Sports Crew – Big Cat, Brandon Walker, KBNoSwag (Kyle Bauer), Eddie, Kate, Danny, Steven Cheah, Reed, Dana, Kevin, and others

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Yak is packed with chaos, hilarity, and classic inside jokes as the crew celebrates Dana Beers’ recent win in a Barstool challenge, dives deep into the mysterious fates of his childhood pets, and gets sidetracked by everyone's animal stories, weird collectibles, and much more. The group jumps around seamlessly, with their signature banter, roasting, story-telling, and tangents about both animal mishaps and plans for ridiculous office decorations.

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Main Themes & Highlights

• Dana’s Triumph (and Hygiene Adventures)
• The Legend (and Fate) of Clifford the Cat
• Dana’s Dubious “Pet” History (the titular “grim reaper” of his childhood pets)
• Live Call-In with Mama Beers
• Barstool Collectibles Corner
• Animal Mishaps and Childhood Stories
• The Reed & Chicken Fry Romantic Saga
• Classic Yak Tangents: Collecting, Auctions, and Office Antics

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Detailed Breakdown

1. Dana Beers’ Big Win & Hygiene Hijinks

(03:23–04:25, 24:18–27:36)

• Dana arrives fresh off his win in a grueling Barstool challenge (details and duration alluded to: diapers, not changing clothes for 52+ hours).
• Roasting ensues around how bad Dana smelled. “There was a point there where I almost threw up from my own smell...” – Dana [03:45]
• Dana admits he didn't realize how bad he looked. “No, but I didn't know that. Oh, I didn’t know how bad I look.” – Dana [04:19]
• Recap of the challenge's struggle, the camaraderie, peeing in diapers, and post-“jail” meal: undercooked pizza ("I like it doughy").
• Reflections on Dana's mindset: He had fun, was okay with humiliating himself, and that helped him win.

2. Cat Chaos: The Clifford/Milk Saga

(05:47–12:14)

• Kyle reveals he’s getting a third cat, sparking jokes about “floodgates” and the point of no return for cat owners.
• The saga: A viral search for a lost cat, Clifford, involves TikTok, mistaken identities, and a chain of people “finding” cats who aren’t actually Clifford.
• Kyle’s soon to adopt “Milk,” one of the kittens that came from the mistaken Clifford cat.
• “You cross from 2 to 3 cats and now you’re a lifer, that's it.” – Big Cat [06:06]
• The gang debates the odds that the original Clifford is still alive and cracks fatalistic jokes.
• “I just assume cats can survive. They die of frigidity.” – Kyle [10:53]
• Stories emerge about losing pets, viral searches, and animal adoption efforts.

3. Dana: “The Grim Reaper” of His Childhood Pets

(14:19–24:14, 36:01–38:48)

• Dana is grilled about his reputation as the "grim reaper" of his childhood animals.
• Tells the story of his childhood cat dying next to his bed; siblings allegedly believe he rolled over and killed it accidentally.
• “Did I roll over on Scamp and he died?” – Dana trying to get to the truth with his mom (Mama Beers) on the phone [17:39]
• Mama Beers testifies: no evidence, but siblings maintain suspicion; mentions Dana’s other pet mishaps including opening a fence for Pete the dog (who was killed by a coyote), and the infamous hamster (see below).
• “He was very old. He was, like, 26.” – Mama Beers, defending Dana about Scamp the cat [19:07]
• New revelation: the hamster incident—Dana and brother were tossing the hamster, the family dog mistook it for a toy and chomped it.
  • “You played fetch with a hamster?” – Eddie [20:33]
  • “We used to just toss him around a little bit...” – Dana [21:39]
• Jokes about Dana’s suspect animal stewardship continue, with Big Cat awarding him the “champion animal killer” moniker and everyone debating which pet he'd dedicate his win to.

4. The Collectibles Corner & Office Upgrade Schemes

(39:53–62:32)

• Sprawling debate on odd things to collect: blue turf from Boise, stadium benches, pinwheels from Guaranteed Rate Field (White Sox), old statues (even semi-cancelled ones: “Would you buy the JoePa statue?”), old fast food memorabilia, and more.
• “If I had a Bobby Lee just sitting in the corner...” – Big Cat [49:32]
• “I want game used stuff... I want the Jaguars pool!” – Big Cat [62:07]
• Cross-pod rivalry: Eddie says everyone mocked his collecting—now Big Cat is lauded as the “Robin Hood” of collectibles.
• Hilarious description of office plans: McDonald's Playland pieces, Chuck E. Cheese tunnels, a Spencer’s Gifts, and turf from legendary sports moments.

5. The “Yak” on Animal Parenting & Suburban Pet Life

(100:11–104:31)

• Crew reminisces about aging pets, the best stage of dog ownership, and how dogs’ personalities change as they age.
• Steven Cheah learns that female dogs can get periods (heat cycles), leading to confusion about canine reproduction and maintenance.
• “You take a golf club every time you walk your dog?” – Kyle [98:04]
• Steven’s paranoia about coyotes in the Chicago ‘burbs, dog periods (and a lesson in “heat”), and general pet owner eccentricities.

6. Reed & Chicken Fry: Young Love on TikTok

(114:16–126:59)

• Reed gets advice from the crew about his social media flirtation with Chicken Fry.
• “I do have a lot of chicks in my DMs, but I don't really respond to like, any of them because...” – Reed [117:46]
• He’s reminded to play it cool and focus on his “brand,” not get spazzed out.
• “It's generally hard when, again, again, we're going in a lap here. But like, it's generally hard when you, like, Chicken Fries, like, commenting on my.” – Reed [126:42]

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Notable/Quotable Moments

• “I almost threw up from my own smell.” – Dana [03:45]
• “You cross from 2 to 3 cats and now you’re a lifer, that's it.” – Big Cat [06:06]
• “Did I roll over on Scamp and he died?” – Dana [17:39]
• “He was very old. He was, like, 26.” – Mama Beers [19:07]
• “You played fetch with a hamster?” – Eddie [20:33]
• “You killed your cat.” – Kyle, deadpan to Dana [15:40]
• “We used to just toss him around a little bit.” – Dana [21:39]
• “I bit my tongue. I did the same. Yeah, I killed mine.” – Kyle, about his childhood hamster [36:20]
• “If I had to dedicate your win to one of the three pets you murdered…” – Brandon Walker [36:01]
• “If I had a Bobby Lee just sitting in the corner…” – Big Cat [49:32]
• “Are you interested in a gondola from a ski resort?” – Steven Cheah [53:16]
• “I want game used stuff... I want the Jaguars pool!” – Big Cat [62:07]
• “I'm making an im... more decorating effect... I'm the Robin Hood of sharing with all of us who are hoarding in corners around the office.” – Kate [63:18]
• “I would like to titty him off air.” – Big Cat, on upcoming milk-draft plans [130:25]

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Important Timestamps

• Dana’s Challenge Aftermath/Smell: [03:31–04:25]
• Clifford Cat/Milk Saga: [05:47–12:14]
• Dana’s Pet Grim Reaper Reputation: [14:19–24:14, 36:01–38:48]
• Mama Beers Call-in: [17:24–22:00]
• Hamster Incident: [20:05–21:59]
• Collectibles/Nostalgia Section: [39:53–62:32]
• Dog Walking, Coyote Prepping: [97:54–99:12]
• Yak’s Pet Owner Chat: [100:11–104:50]
• Reed & Chicken Fry: [114:16–126:59]

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Memorable Running Jokes/Threads

• The crew roasting Dana mercilessly for being the “grim reaper” of pets.
• The origins and future of Milk the Cat, and the phenomenon of viral lost-pet posts.
• Animal deaths in the Beers household: Hamsters, cats, dogs (via coyote and onion rings).
• The absurd, impractical, but deadly-serious hunt for sports collectibles to decorate the Yak office.
• Playful rivalry over who’s the “better” collector—Big Cat (“Robin Hood”) vs. Eddie (“the hoarder”).
• Ongoing saga of Reed's DMs and Chicken Fry, and his “chill” persona.
• Pet ownership wisdom, mishaps, and the realities of aging animals.
• The never-ending plans for the Milk Draft—pending medical “titties.”

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Final Thoughts & Tone

The episode is a perfect encapsulation of the freewheeling Yak spirit: a blend of juvenile humor, degenerate nostalgia, self-deprecating confessionals, and spontaneous live calls (including with Dana’s mom). The group’s chemistry shines through as they seamlessly jump from heartfelt to absurd—reminding listeners why The Yak thrives as a podcast that's as much about the people as the topics.

For those who haven’t listened: expect an unfiltered glimpse into the Barstool world—where no childhood hamster is safe and the only thing more precious than a lost cat is a ridiculous new office collectible.

Transcript

[Brandon Walker]

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[Big Cat]

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[Big Cat]

Oh, it's the yak. Why do we have field goal there? Tj what was that?

[Reed]

What you want?

[Big Cat]

Not field goal. Field goal is like we just. We just got stopped on.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Should be scoring touchdowns here.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Home run. There we go. What else you got?

[Kyle]

Goal.

[Brandon Walker]

Replay.

[Big Cat]

Score.

[Eddie]

Score.

[Titus]

Touchdown.

[Brandon Walker]

Sports.

[Eddie]

It just says replay.

[Brandon Walker]

I like replay.

[Big Cat]

Replay.

[Brandon Walker]

I like replay.

[Reed]

I got.

[Titus]

I actually have two. Replay.

[Big Cat]

Can we make it? Can we make them custom?

[Titus]

In theory we could do it.

[Big Cat]

I can't just like type into it lasted 15 minutes.

[Kate]

Can you have that flash across whenever we repeat a story?

[Big Cat]

We've done you guys all the time

[Kate]

cruise control on your cars.

[Danny]

Oh man.

[Big Cat]

I'm getting. By the way, sell Blue Coffee. Sellbluecoffee.com stowbluecoffee.com Ready to drink cans. Go buy now. Yeah, no, I'm. I. I just had a really bad one. Where we just had Trace McGrady on PMT and it took me like 10 minutes into the interview where I was like, oh, we interviewed him before.

[Kyle]

You didn't.

[Big Cat]

Like, I was about to ask him about his big pants and then I was like, hold on a second. And I go, I. So I googled the big pants, cuz I was like, trying to get a picture and the first result was me asking about his. I was like, God damn it. Yeah. Need to replay. We got it back on track. He's a great dude.

[Kyle]

You didn't even mention the pants.

[Big Cat]

I did. I was like, last time you were on, we talked about the pants.

[Brandon Walker]

You're a pros pro.

[Big Cat]

Little nod to the audience that. No, I didn't do the first 10 minutes thinking that this is the first time I interviewed him.

[Danny]

He's back on tv.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah, he's. He's looking good. Dana's here and Eddie's here. Titus is out. Dana.

[Eddie]

Dana. Congratulations.

[Big Cat]

Congratulations. Thank you.

[Dana]

Guys.

[Big Cat]

Of the hour.

[Dana]

Thank you so much.

[Brandon Walker]

What a.

[Dana]

What a roller coaster.

[Eddie]

You're not wearing a diaper right now.

[Dana]

No, I'm cleaned up. I smell good.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dana]

There was a point there where I almost threw up from my own smell because I was.

[Big Cat]

The.

[Dana]

The diaper was getting dry, but it was like. Piss smell.

[Eddie]

Huh?

[Dana]

Yeah. That's the one thing I. I look really bad.

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dana]

I didn't realize how bad I was.

[Big Cat]

You actually looked really good when you were clothed.

[Brandon Walker]

Right. Like your arms up.

[Big Cat]

We were talking yesterday like there was a chance you were gonna starve to death.

[Dana]

I look horrible.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. When you took your clothes off.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dana]

No, but I didn't know that. Oh, I didn't know how bad I look.

[Big Cat]

Oh, it was terrible.

[Dana]

Yeah. Yeah. I look horrible.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, you don't think. You. You didn't think you looked like that? That was.

[Dana]

No, No, I didn't know that's how I look.

[Big Cat]

That surprised you?

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I saw one comment calling somebody called your penis a slug pretty hard.

[Dana]

Well, you would have. A lot of people that don't realize about how much I talk about my penis on this program. That real. That thought I had a big. Like, Instagram has no idea who I am. And they're like this. This guy's huge balls.

[Big Cat]

Oh, good.

[Dana]

They don't realize it's a diaper. Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

A lot of people with that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Like the Instagram community that doesn't know anything about the. Or anything. They think I have a pipe.

[Kyle]

They're just talking about your balls.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

My home team was watching You. When I got home from work yesterday.

[Big Cat]

Wait, what?

[Kyle]

Like, fiance Beyonce in the cast is funny.

[Big Cat]

I love it. I love it.

[Kyle]

Funny by me. But I had to, like, point out, like, hey, by the way, he's got something stuffed.

[Dana]

Yes.

[Kyle]

And they were like.

[Dana]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

They.

[Steven Cheah]

The cats, too.

[Big Cat]

Your home team.

[Dana]

I like that a lot.

[Big Cat]

Well, how long you been doing that?

[Kyle]

I just, you know, just did it a lot. Improv.

[Big Cat]

Permission to steal.

[Kyle]

Yeah, you could steal the home team.

[Big Cat]

Just at home. I'm gonna be like, hey, my team.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you guys know about Kyle's home team roster limit? Yeah, third cat, Kyle.

[Kyle]

Three cats, Kyle tomorrow.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Eddie]

Number three.

[Dana]

Really?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That's the appropriate response.

[Kyle]

I know.

[Brandon Walker]

That's the best.

[Kyle]

I know. It's weird. I know. The 2 to 3 is a massive.

[Big Cat]

Well, no, he's not. That. That officially. And officially, it. It lets everyone know, like, I ain't ever stopping.

[Brandon Walker]

That's the floodgates.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Two to three now four.

[Kyle]

Might as well.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, You. You. You could. If you go 2 to 3, you could have 20 cats in a second.

[Kyle]

Exactly.

[Big Cat]

What type of cat are you getting?

[Kyle]

Another black.

[Big Cat]

So we have two blacks, and it's.

[Kyle]

I have a black and a. Like, a multicolored gray. Spotted.

[Big Cat]

We get a team pick tomorrow.

[Steven Cheah]

Yes.

[Kevin]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I'm doing a massive favor to this young woman.

[Big Cat]

Why she get rid of it?

[Kyle]

Long story. Look up Clifford Chicago. Clifford? Wesley, we got to find Clifford.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you know about Clifford?

[Kyle]

Clifford, Clifford? No, she got. She went missing near Target in West Loop. And it's been a while since November, but. Oh, I think she's out. I think Clifford's out there.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Out where? With.

[Kyle]

It could be anywhere in Chicago. Someone might have, like, picked Clifford up.

[Big Cat]

Clifford. And Clifford's out there with Savannah Guthrie's mom. Oh, like, what are we talking about, Clippers?

[Brandon Walker]

Out there since November.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I know, I know.

[Big Cat]

That's a good looking.

[Kyle]

But the owner is, like, so heartbroken. You can tell, like, she's obsessed with. Yeah, obsessed with Cass. We went to visit at her apartment.

[Big Cat]

Wait, what?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, she skipped a big part of this.

[Eddie]

Hold on.

[Big Cat]

That was a really big skip.

[Eddie]

Yeah. What's the favor you're doing?

[Kyle]

She was viral on Tick Tock. My fiance, founder saw the story about Clifford, right? And this girl ended up finding a cat that looked a lot like Clifford. So she brought it home. It's not Clifford. Then that cat had a bunch of kittens.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Kyle]

And now she needs to find homes for the kittens.

[Big Cat]

Got it. So this is Clifford. Dead new cat.

[Dana]

I'll do that.

[Big Cat]

What? I mean, come on, guys.

[Kyle]

He's in someone's probably.

[Dana]

They're a yakker and they're gonna return quickly.

[Big Cat]

What's the new cat's name?

[Kyle]

Milk.

[Big Cat]

Was Milk taken from. Are we like. Are we perpetually.

[Kyle]

I get it, I get it.

[Eddie]

You're getting milk tomorrow.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Eddie]

They were doing the milk draft.

[Big Cat]

No, he's getting milk offspring.

[Kyle]

That is crazy, right?

[Brandon Walker]

No, no, no, he's getting accurate.

[Kyle]

I didn't name him Milk.

[Big Cat]

You're getting milk or a baby.

[Eddie]

You're getting milk.

[Kyle]

Milk. The kitten. The kitten's name is Milk.

[Big Cat]

Oh, what's the. What's the Mother's day Friday? Shut up.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh,

[Kyle]

the Clifford look alike. Yeah, I forget.

[Big Cat]

Was that cat taken off the street and there's another person now looking like. Do we have a. A chain event of looking for Clifford?

[Kyle]

Someone else's heart found Clifford at an establishment car called Carnival. I think it's like a. A bar.

[Big Cat]

No, it's a restaurant.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

So.

[Kyle]

But she saved the Clifford lookalike.

[Big Cat]

Do you understand what.

[Kyle]

I know what you mean.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

We're going to. We're just going to repeat it again where someone else is going to go viral being like, I lost my cat.

[Eddie]

You'll have to get their kitten where

[Big Cat]

like, this cat kind of looked like the Clifford cat. Someone might have taken it. The Clifford owner took it.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah, I get it. This isn't a moral thing. I just wanted. We wanted another cat.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. So you're getting Milk.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Tomorrow.

[Kyle]

Hate you guys. Hate the name. I might.

[Eddie]

We might change a black cat named Milk.

[Kyle]

It has a spot, a splash of white on its sternum.

[Eddie]

Got a name to come.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

No, just Milk. Okay. Sorry.

[Brandon Walker]

You've crossed. You don't mess with.

[Eddie]

You're right. I'm sorry. I apologize.

[Dana]

Grow up.

[Danny]

Don't.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Do you have a number?

[Eddie]

He said Clifford was dead.

[Dana]

Yeah. And I said, that's not nice. I said, but what are we doing?

[Big Cat]

What are we.

[Dana]

What if. What if. What if Clifford.

[Big Cat]

Come on.

[Dana]

Eddie wandered into someone's house and he's alive and well?

[Big Cat]

It sounds like this woman.

[Eddie]

That person's not giving them up.

[Brandon Walker]

Cats can live stray for a long

[Dana]

time if they have a good heart. They would say, and they see the yak, they'd say, I'm gonna bring Clifford home.

[Eddie]

People don't have good hearts. People are bastard coated bastards.

[Big Cat]

What are we doing?

[Kevin]

Bastard Phil would have had to have survived the winter too.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I think as the owner, you

[Kate]

have to believe that's what Happened. It would kill me if Mike.

[Big Cat]

No, I know it's sad. I'm not saying it's not sad. I feel awful for her.

[Kyle]

I'm not trying to instill false hope. So if, like there. If you know for a fact Clifford's dead, then say it with your chest.

[Brandon Walker]

Big Cat. Did you run over Clifford?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Big Kim, if you're so certain, I

[Big Cat]

mean, I guess you. You got me on that. I can't 100 certainty say that.

[Kyle]

Also, do not post anything about Clifford being dead on social media. Yes. Cannot have this girl see that.

[Big Cat]

No, I agree with that. I agree with that.

[Danny]

How many days?

[Brandon Walker]

Well, you still have to go back to her house and get milk.

[Big Cat]

Right?

[Kyle]

Exactly.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Nothing about Clifford being dead.

[Big Cat]

Our social team. Wyatt supposed to be saying that. I just.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I just.

[Big Cat]

It's not looking good.

[Dana]

You're being real.

[Eddie]

You're being.

[Big Cat]

It's not looking good. The outlook is not good.

[Kyle]

I just assume cats can survive. They die of frigidity.

[Eddie]

Yeah, well, I mean, they. But they're good at adapting to finding warm Clifford.

[Big Cat]

Tupac. We got a lot of things that are just, you know, they're still alive. Yeah. Elvis. It's.

[Kyle]

You know, don't put Clifford on that territory. Clifford. Clifford ain't on Elvis level.

[Big Cat]

Jobs, like, there's a lot of things that could be.

[Brandon Walker]

How viral did this post go, Kyle?

[Dana]

She.

[Kyle]

It was an array of posts. Several posts over the course of the last several months. That's pretty viral. Like locally viral. It got some decent attention.

[Big Cat]

How did. How did Clifford get out?

[Kyle]

It was in like a carrier right outside her home and just made. Managed to.

[Big Cat]

That sucks.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

But.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but now she has a new cat. She has a lot of cats.

[Kyle]

A lot of kittens looking to get rid of. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Why don't you grab two, Kyle?

[Big Cat]

Do I have to take one?

[Kyle]

Yeah, I said you might.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Kyle]

You think about it.

[Big Cat]

Bill. Oh, Kyle, that's Bill.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's a good name, actually.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. Kyle, Bill, Lulu.

[Kyle]

Yeah, we met them all.

[Big Cat]

Cute one.

[Kyle]

So, yeah, that's the one we originally wanted.

[Kevin]

Of course.

[Danny]

Sammy, why couldn't you get Kuchan?

[Kyle]

We liked Milk's vibe.

[Big Cat]

Hold on. Cats have like, different cats like that.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Eddie]

I didn't know that cats come out in all colors.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I had no idea how the.

[Dana]

How does that work?

[Kevin]

Yeah, that's one Li.

[Brandon Walker]

Is that Milk?

[Dana]

Wait, seriously?

[Titus]

Yeah, just like. Like you could have a redheaded kid.

[Dana]

The dogs do that too.

[Big Cat]

Like, I don't think so.

[Dana]

Black Lab could have A brown lab.

[Eddie]

No.

[Big Cat]

So like, a boy cat can't be like, wait a second.

[Eddie]

There's a lot of different.

[Brandon Walker]

Right.

[Eddie]

You know, the house cats are a lot more.

[Big Cat]

That's crazy. I know.

[Dana]

They all just popped out the same.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but, like, if. If a dog has mixed babies, it. You're gonna get like six different things. They might look alike, but you get one black one, you get a spotted one.

[Danny]

Why haven't you gotten another one?

[Kate]

Just with the little kids right now, it's a lot.

[Brandon Walker]

Go get Kuchen scratching in the middle

[Kate]

of the night when you finally get him to bed or something. Finally get the kids to bed, and then it's like the cat's knocking shit over. But I do love my cat, and I would believe that he went to someone else's house if he got out. I think I'd be like, a nutcase. No, it's like if you didn't know where your pet was.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's the worst.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate]

But I would like to get another one eventually.

[Eddie]

Kyle. I had a very similar thing. I lost Lucy one time right when I got married. Lucy, my cat. And I thought, Lucy went to the Walmart about a mile down the road, and somebody put in the paper, I found a cat at Walmart. And they showed a picture, and it looked just like Lucy. I brought Lucy home.

[Big Cat]

Wasn't Lucy.

[Kyle]

Wasn't Lucy.

[Eddie]

Wasn't Lucy. And this cat tore my fucking house to snow. Pissed everywhere. Pissed, like, just tore my. Almost end of my marriage. I was married for, like two months at the time. Just pissed everywhere. And I ended up having to get the cat back. But that's horrible. No, my. My. Yeah, my wife.

[Kate]

My dad brought a feral cat into our house, too. He pulled up home from work and there was a black cat in our yard.

[Big Cat]

And he's like, oh, get over here.

[Kate]

And our cat, it was, like, eating all my cat's food. And our cat was at the top of the steps, like, what the hell?

[Dana]

Yeah, my pet or my siblings think I killed our cat.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you?

[Eddie]

Did you?

[Dana]

I don't think so. I mean, the last time he was alive was he was found in my bedroom dead on the floor.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Dana]

Yeah, but he was really old. He was like 25 years old.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Steven Cheah]

But he.

[Kyle]

He hung out a lot.

[Dana]

My bed was on the ground, and he would sometimes come in the bed and lay down.

[Brandon Walker]

Like, they say that I rolled human years.

[Dana]

Yeah, they, like. I don't know if they joke, but, like, he was found dead next to my bed. And they say, dana, you probably rolled on.

[Brandon Walker]

When was the last time you saw him alive?

[Dana]

20.

[Eddie]

No, like, what? What? Right before bed?

[Big Cat]

Like right as you were dozing off.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

He was falling asleep next to you.

[Dana]

You know, it's like a pet jumps in your bed. Right.

[Big Cat]

But did you wake up and. Dead.

[Dana]

Woke up. He was on the side of the bed, dead. He was so old. No, he was on. He was boned.

[Big Cat]

You go to sleep, you're laying in bed, Your cat comes in, lays in

[Reed]

the bed with you.

[Big Cat]

You wake up, cat dead.

[Steven Cheah]

He was.

[Brandon Walker]

Bones, when cats are about to die, don't they, like, try to go be alone? They go under the porch.

[Eddie]

Yeah. They don't want you to see them.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Is that true?

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Dana]

That's not true.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's true.

[Big Cat]

So, yeah, you killed your kid.

[Kyle]

Your cat was already involuntary.

[Kate]

Your fragile, bony cat with you.

[Kevin]

Wait, was it dead in your bed

[Big Cat]

or on the side of your side of.

[Eddie]

My bad.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, because he probably. He probably kicked.

[Dana]

His mattress was on the ground.

[Eddie]

What? Why?

[Dana]

The whole thing.

[Big Cat]

Go ahead.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, please.

[Eddie]

Two hours.

[Dana]

We were in transitions from houses.

[Kevin]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Danny]

How old were you?

[Dana]

Sophomore in college.

[Brandon Walker]

How big were you?

[Dana]

Not nearly as big as I am now.

[Eddie]

How drunk were you? Big enough. I was drunk.

[Brandon Walker]

All your siblings think this.

[Dana]

I mean, I can call my sister.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I mean, she don't mind it.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Please call Art. That's awesome, though, Kyle.

[Dana]

I'll call my brother. My brother would know.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Three is the limit, Ed, by the way.

[Danny]

No, three is the limit.

[Kyle]

If we. No, four. The size of our place. Three is the absolute limit.

[Brandon Walker]

So if you get a bigger apartment, a couple years.

[Eddie]

Didn't you move places because you were at the limit?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. He's lying to you.

[Kyle]

Yeah, we.

[Brandon Walker]

Bigger space.

[Kyle]

Now we have three.

[Eddie]

A new limit.

[Kyle]

Capped at three for now.

[Danny]

Are you lying to me?

[Kyle]

Yeah, I might be. I don't know. Yeah, that's the thing. I don't know. We'll see how easy it is.

[Big Cat]

He's lying to you. He's. Once you get to three, it's. It's over. Have you ever had a cat? I had a cat for a few years growing up. Didn't really like it. No, it's okay.

[Eddie]

I love cats, too.

[Kate]

Have you had. Because you're a dog guy?

[Danny]

No, I've never had a cat I liked.

[Big Cat]

I. We had a dog and then we had a cat. The cat didn't really like humans, so.

[Danny]

Dear. Kids ask for cats.

[Big Cat]

My kids do. My wife probably would get one. I don't know if I want one. Go. Yeah, I don't.

[Kyle]

I'm not posting like a. I like cats.

[Big Cat]

I think maybe if.

[Kyle]

Honestly, the one that hates me or.

[Big Cat]

No. Oh, hold on.

[Dana]

You're. I'm on a show right now.

[Mama Beers]

Oh, boy, oh, boy. How are you doing today after all that?

[Dana]

I'm great, but this is actually unrelated.

[Eddie]

You haven't talked to your mom?

[Dana]

We texted. Okay, yes. Remember Scamp?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Did I. Did I roll over on Scamp and he died?

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Mama Beers]

That's what your brother keeps telling you, but there's no evidence of it.

[Dana]

But he.

[Big Cat]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Mama Beers. It's Big Cat right now. You might. How are you? You say.

[Dana]

No, I don't.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I don't know if we've met.

[Dana]

Just let Big Cat talk. Mom. Hold on.

[Big Cat]

You say no evidence yet. The last person to see Scamp alive was Dana, right before he dozed off. And then Scamp was dead next to Dana's bed. And Dana's not, like, a quiet sleeper, so that's evidence.

[Mama Beers]

Are you trying to convince me that he killed his little kitty?

[Brandon Walker]

Can you just say, is there a zero percent chance?

[Eddie]

No. Okay,

[Big Cat]

The court of law. This is what we're trying to find out.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Mama Beers]

Did you tell them about

[Kyle]

Pete?

[Dana]

Oh, that one doesn't count. I was three years old.

[Big Cat]

What happened?

[Dana]

I opened the. The backyard fence, and my dad found him eaten by a coyote.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Kyle]

Why'd you open the door?

[Mama Beers]

Funny anecdote. You were wearing a diaper outside then, too.

[Dana]

Oh.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dana]

So. But.

[Mama Beers]

All right.

[Dana]

I found him.

[Mama Beers]

I wanted you to feel like you hurt or killed a cat. He was very old. He was, like, 26.

[Dana]

See? I told you.

[Big Cat]

Right? But still, no teeth.

[Mama Beers]

You. You would. And you loved him, and he loved you. And I. I. There's not zero percent. But I just. We're going with this. Your brother's going with the story that you did it. I'm going with the story that he just died in his sleep.

[Big Cat]

Well, and also Mama Beers, I. I appreciate you answering the phone call, because then what was Pete. Was it Pete?

[Steven Cheah]

Pete?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. So, yeah, we're. This just went from a murder trial to a serial killer. Bodies.

[Kate]

All right.

[Mama Beers]

Okay, Dana, I don't mean to get you in more trouble, but talk about the hamsters.

[Big Cat]

What about the hairs?

[Dana]

Dana.

[Big Cat]

All right, what happened with the hamster?

[Dana]

The hamsters, Dana.

[Eddie]

Oh, all right.

[Big Cat]

No, no, no, no. Can we just hear a little bit of hamster talk?

[Mama Beers]

There's a little hamster talk. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. What happened?

[Mama Beers]

Well, gosh, I don't want PETA to get upset with us. Cuz we do. You know, we love animals.

[Dana]

Love our animals.

[Big Cat]

We love our animals.

[Mama Beers]

Yeah, but Dana and his brother were kind of like they were close together, but they were sort of tossing a hamster between each other gently. And our family dog, like, who was used to getting Beanie babies when they would do that, got the hamster.

[Eddie]

You played fetch with a hamster?

[Brandon Walker]

He intercepted your game of toss the

[Kyle]

hamster like a Beanie Baby and it

[Brandon Walker]

ran off with the hamster.

[Kyle]

All right, mom torch.

[Big Cat]

Thank you so much, Mrs. Beers.

[Mama Beers]

Oh, gosh, I don't know. I think I caused some trouble.

[Big Cat]

No, no, you did a great job.

[Brandon Walker]

Backfired, bud.

[Dana]

I love you taking good care of Dana.

[Mama Beers]

In Chicago, we had him in a diaper.

[Kyle]

He's about torturing him every day.

[Brandon Walker]

Every single day.

[Eddie]

Okay?

[Big Cat]

So, Dana, I love you. Bye, Dana. You know what, sweet lady? You know what?

[Kyle]

I wouldn't do great, mom?

[Big Cat]

I wouldn't call my mom about the alleged cat killing. If I have other animals that I also might.

[Dana]

The Pete one is. That's like.

[Big Cat]

Okay, yeah, you're.

[Dana]

I was a three year old kid that accidentally opened the thing.

[Eddie]

How old were you on the hamster?

[Dana]

Like seven.

[Reed]

I don't know.

[Kate]

Do you remember what you did as soon as.

[Dana]

Yeah, no, I don't remember the dog at all. I was just too young. Too young. I just opened the gate and then he ran out.

[Big Cat]

Wait, wait, I'm talking about.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm talking about

[Eddie]

the dog caught the hamster.

[Kate]

I was talking about.

[Dana]

Oh, that. We used to just toss him around a little bit.

[Eddie]

Hamster.

[Kevin]

Was it like traumatic when you saw the dog run away with it?

[Dana]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

I'm wondering.

[Mama Beers]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Was the dog like following hamster? Was.

[Big Cat]

I just spit up on myself. Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

Wait, how did.

[Dana]

How did the dog kill. Cried for days. He just bit his. Bit him up.

[Big Cat]

What the.

[Brandon Walker]

But Dana, did he run away with it or did you see him?

[Kyle]

What did. What was the carcass looking like one?

[Dana]

I didn't look at the carcass. They just, you know, bit him up a little bit.

[Kyle]

Died instantly.

[Dana]

You know, hamsters are. You just take one tooth to the. To the rib, you're done.

[Eddie]

Dana, why were you tossing them then?

[Dana]

It's like a game. I don't know. He loved it, dude. He enjoyed it.

[Eddie]

That hamster did not like that.

[Big Cat]

I don't want to tell you, like what stories like you should leave with and stuff, but the monkey stealing your dad's hat is not your number one like animal store. No.

[Eddie]

Dana, you got some.

[Dana]

I love animals. Now I'm. I'm worried about, like, Ralphie. Like, I feel like I have bad. I have a bad history.

[Brandon Walker]

I think you got it all out of your system.

[Big Cat]

Just don't toss him around any coyotes.

[Danny]

Ralphie should be confiscated. What the Hammy.

[Big Cat]

I'm.

[Danny]

I'm a scarred.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Can we. I think cats like to die alone. If it would not go in there. That doesn't make any sense, dude.

[Big Cat]

Instinctually, what that would have. As a seven year old.

[Dana]

Yeah. I try to block a lot of, like my life, like, from up until like 17 years old. I, like, don't really.

[Big Cat]

And I. I don't think. I don't think you did anything wrong.

[Dana]

Like boys being boys.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Hamster around.

[Big Cat]

Chucking your hamster?

[Dana]

We weren't chucking. It was like.

[Brandon Walker]

If you close your eyes, do you remember it vividly?

[Dana]

Yes.

[Eddie]

How close. How close were you and your brother? Me and you or Kyle? You and Kyle?

[Dana]

Me and Eddie.

[Danny]

Okay, now, was it your throw or his throw?

[Dana]

I don't remember whose throw.

[Danny]

That's like, question your feet in the.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you remember?

[Eddie]

That's why he's framing you for the cat job. He threw the answer.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Steven Cheah]

True.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. Call your brother.

[Dana]

He has a real job.

[Big Cat]

All right. Tell him to call if he sees it. I want to. I want to get to the bottom of Hammy.

[Kyle]

And then cats instinctively seek out secluded, quiet in dark places to die.

[Eddie]

He mistook you for a house.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah. He thought you were a porch.

[Big Cat]

This was supposed to be Dana. This is supposed to be Dana's coronation. For everything he did. It's just so. Enjoy the money parade of championship animal killer. Holy hammy.

[Dana]

Yeah, hammy.

[Brandon Walker]

R.I.P Dana, I think it's cool that with your winnings, you're going to be buying softball uniforms for.

[Dana]

Stop. Don't do that. Come on. Zillion beers. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

So, Dana, that was incredible, though this week.

[Dana]

It was fun. Very fun.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That coming from you, man.

[Big Cat]

I think.

[Dana]

I think I have a. I have you doing an ad.

[Big Cat]

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[Dana]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Like, everyone else was miserable, and even the meek Phil spit. Like, look at your face. You're just like, yeah.

[Dana]

No, I. I think my advantage is that. And also, I am totally okay with, like, making a fool of myself and living in my own filth. Like, I was. I. That doesn't affect me whatsoever.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. It was incredible, though.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Do you think you could have. How much longer could you have lasted?

[Dana]

I think they were trying to get us out of there within, like, the next 12 hours. I could have stayed. I could have stayed until they, like, made it impossible.

[Big Cat]

Did your legs hurt?

[Dana]

Yeah, but, like, I don't think I would have outlasted Blutman if it was just me and him standing there.

[Eddie]

He said he. He could go a week.

[Dana]

Yeah, he would have outlasted me. But if they started adding in, like, different stuff, I would have stayed as long as I needed to. But I got the green. I got a five minute phone call with my wife, and she gave me the green light, and she's like, go do it. Once I got that, I was like, all right. That was the only question I had.

[Big Cat]

She was just like, go do it. Win us.

[Dana]

If you don't win, I'll be sad. But it's okay.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Win us 30k. And then the minute you get home, I'll have a severely undercooked.

[Dana]

No.

[Eddie]

Frozen pizza.

[Dana]

Should be doughy and soft.

[Big Cat]

That thing looked like.

[Brandon Walker]

No, that's.

[Dana]

He knows how I like it.

[Kyle]

I didn't see it. It's not how I like it.

[Dana]

It's how I like it.

[Big Cat]

He gets out of jail and his first meal is just gross.

[Kevin]

Medium rare pizza.

[Brandon Walker]

Dana, did you come in with any signs?

[Dana]

What do you mean?

[Big Cat]

Look at this thing.

[Brandon Walker]

Did she buy any signs?

[Dana]

I like it doughy. I don't have to tell you. Regular pizza, crisp it off.

[Brandon Walker]

Is this made?

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, this is the before.

[Dana]

What were you saying?

[Brandon Walker]

Did she buy you a sign that says you did?

[Dana]

That said you did didn't come in time.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, damn.

[Dana]

She gave me a nice little spread of stuff when I got back. All my favorite treats.

[Big Cat]

And. And. And by the way, the ruling. I think Tate tweeted about it, but, like, so when it happened, Tate was texting me. Lucas, I think, Danny, you were on it, Titus. The people were like, oh, well, the cart broke. It was the. The foot out of the box.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And also Blubbin did. He was wrenching on that.

[Dana]

He was so. And I. That didn't cross my mind for a second that that could fall off.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dana]

I got lucky. I definitely got lucky.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. If I think he had stayed in the box, I think you guys would still be there.

[Dana]

I do, too. But, yeah, he's. He's a brick wall. He's on. He's. You can't, like, affect him at all. Yeah, I. I feel bad. I was. I was grasping at straws at one point, and I was just reading mean chats that people were saying about him. That was probably over the line a little bit, but I was doing anything in your face.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Someone spit on.

[Dana]

Yeah, but, like, Blutman doesn't deserve that. He's the nicest guy ever. But I was just so much like, I can't. I have to do something to get this guy off his game. And nothing was affecting him whatsoever. He's a fucking. He's a brick wall.

[Big Cat]

It was crazy.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

His reaction to stepping out was pretty funny. He's like, oh, shoot.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

After 51 hours.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, man.

[Big Cat]

Where are you at with Meek Phil?

[Dana]

Fine. With Meek Phil.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Like, he lost his.

[Dana]

Spitting on people is disgusting and deplorable, but it's like. It's Meek Phil.

[Eddie]

Did he apologize?

[Kyle]

Did he reflect?

[Kevin]

No.

[Dana]

No, but he had to. He got. He had to force it out of him. But I don't. Again, I don't care that he didn't

[Kevin]

appall a clip a half hour ago of him saying he would do it all again and regrets nothing.

[Big Cat]

Oh, let me see it.

[Mincy]

One point where Dina says, I. I have no beef with Meek Phil. Like, I know that's up to say, like, he was defending me. I said, we have no beef. By the way, when you have your phone, you played the game. And then Dana respond, no beef at all. Apologies if I cross the line and all. I said, you played the game to perfection. There's nothing.

[Big Cat]

You apologize. So he apologized. You didn't.

[Mincy]

This is me right now saying, dana, I'm sorry for spitting on you, but we played the game the same way.

[Dana]

Like, I really don't care. It doesn't. I don't need.

[Eddie]

I don't know, make.

[Big Cat]

You know, spitting on people is, like,

[Steven Cheah]

the worst thing you could do well,

[Mincy]

because brought up another instance. It wasn't.

[Big Cat]

But what this is.

[Eddie]

This is.

[Big Cat]

I can't believe he apologies. What did he say?

[Kevin]

Brought up another incident.

[Mincy]

What this is another incident.

[Big Cat]

Spitting on people is like the worst

[Steven Cheah]

thing you could do.

[Mincy]

Obvious problems. It wasn't.

[Big Cat]

But what this is. This is.

[Eddie]

It's okay to apologize for speaking.

[Big Cat]

Dude, I can't believe he apologized via text. You didn't apologize. This is why I came every opportunity. What just happened.

[Mincy]

But this is where I'm defending such a nice guy. This is where I'm defending my actions on the game. We all made a thing in that room. We're like, what was make it as disgusting as humanly possible to try to draw people out. There were points in that game where Dane. I was like trying to pull trigger. I was like, I might fucking puke on Dana. And Dan was willing to fucking do it.

[Steven Cheah]

That's.

[Big Cat]

That's way more funnier and creative than spitting on.

[Reed]

Talking back like you.

[Eddie]

It was just like. It's just.

[Steven Cheah]

Listen, I understand it's a game, but it's also like. But human. There's also humans.

[Eddie]

But we.

[Mincy]

It's also.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's fine.

[Mincy]

Also at the same point is. It's what we signed up for.

[Dana]

No, you didn't.

[Mincy]

We signed up.

[Eddie]

So if someone punches you in the face.

[Mincy]

I was gonna get to that. If Dana want. Everyone said.

[Eddie]

But again, if you.

[Steven Cheah]

There is a line no matter what you sign up for. Like, if you. If someone in Survivors spits in me on my face, I'm.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Steven Cheah]

And also, they had a very funny thing, like the punching someone in the face. Like, no one's gonna punch someone.

[Eddie]

He said, if somebody survives, can you

[Big Cat]

please tweet out a screenshot of that apology? How was Dana? That is. That is the most remark, not apology, apology he had for you. That is the most remarkable thing I've

[Kyle]

heard in a while.

[Big Cat]

I will say this.

[Dana]

Wow.

[Mincy]

There's a lot of people saying. I will say right now, if Dana had punched me in the face, did whatever he want, he would have been completely justified. And I would not be like, oh, you should have done that. Like, no. Dana had every right to punch me in the face and he didn't. I commend him for that.

[Big Cat]

Wow.

[Eddie]

I can't believe that Dana wouldn't cross.

[Big Cat]

But Dana, you.

[Eddie]

Are you the best dude?

[Dana]

No, I think most of you guys would respond the same way where you'd be pissed, but you'd be like, I'm not gonna punch him.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dana]

What is.

[Eddie]

But I'm a weak guy. I would have.

[Dana]

I know, but flipped out. My brain immediately went into, like, game mode of like, oh, he's out. Yeah, that's good for me.

[Kevin]

I mean, if you're not mad, I shouldn't be. But it wasn't like a strategic, like, no. No cameras rolling. He still would have.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Kevin]

That was, like, involuntary.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he lost his mind.

[Dana]

When he was losing his mind, I was like, he's about to do something dumb. See it in his eyes.

[Danny]

It's like the old CT move.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

People just wanted him to hit him so he could be eliminated.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And you apologize to him.

[Dana]

Well, I just. I don't, like, be like, yeah, I get it.

[Eddie]

And everybody be.

[Dana]

I did put it. But for the record, my diaper was on my boxers. It wasn't on my dicks. And it also wasn't like, there's no piss or anything.

[Big Cat]

You put it on the handle. You put on his face the. But that's why you won because, like, nothing, everything was funny to you.

[Dana]

Yeah. And then the beers thing was like, I. The beers didn't give me an advantage. That was strictly because I wanted to. I feel like I'm more entertaining when I have a little bit. A little bit of a buzz. And I just wanted to talk to the chat. It made me have to pee for eight hours. Look, that didn't help me at all.

[Brandon Walker]

How many times did you piss yourself?

[Dana]

Twice.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Danny]

Yeah. What was it, like, three?

[Dana]

What?

[Danny]

Like peeing in a diaper.

[Dana]

Fine.

[Big Cat]

Brings.

[Titus]

Did it work?

[Dana]

Just very wet.

[Kyle]

It is wet.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, you peed in the diaper, but the diaper was over your underwear?

[Dana]

The second one was on. Once Meek was gone, the new diaper was on my balls.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Dana]

Yeah. But I didn't use that to any advantage.

[Brandon Walker]

So when you pissed in the diaper, it was underwear first and then diaper on the outside of it?

[Dana]

No, I pissed once in my pants.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Early.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Dana]

And I had to live with that for the whole. For 52 hours. Then I pissed in the diaper with it on my penis.

[Kevin]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

How well did you sleep last night?

[Dana]

Very well. Ralphie was in the bed.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no, no.

[Dana]

Oh, no.

[Eddie]

Ralphie's still sleeping.

[Big Cat]

What time did you go to bed?

[Dana]

12.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I thought you would have passed.

[Dana]

I was watching hoops.

[Brandon Walker]

Had a tummy full of dough.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That makes me sleep here, Rondo.

[Dana]

Just a lot of hoops. I wanted to catch up, man. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. Shout out to the whole crew. And Blotman, obviously.

[Danny]

What was the Worst part.

[Dana]

Can't tell you the best part.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Deutsche won.

[Dana]

I love Deutsch, obviously. I. We know that I love Deutsch, but, like, this made me love Deutsch 100 times more. I just love hanging out with Deutsch. And I was. I was legit crushed when he got out. I was like, this is going to suck.

[Brandon Walker]

You were devastated.

[Big Cat]

Well, you shouldn't have done the pick and roll. He could follow directions.

[Brandon Walker]

Was it strategy to get Ethan so happy over 99 bottles to get.

[Dana]

No. Ethan's another guy that, like, through this experience, I. I love him a million times more than I even did. But yeah, I. I didn't mean to hand him the picture and for him to hit his hand to go off, he just.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, you handed the picture to him?

[Dana]

I did. Oh, I didn't do that with any ill intent. I just was like, here, we're having a good time.

[Big Cat]

Tina won this by just being himself.

[Brandon Walker]

It's almost like Forrest Gumpian.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dana]

I think Camps was on the ropes, though. Yeah, Camps was on the ropes. Either way, it was going to come down to Blutman and Phil and me, I think, no matter what.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Kevin]

So what was the worst part?

[Dana]

Okay. Yeah, worst part, when they turned the heat on that was really bad yesterday. 90 degrees.

[Kyle]

That have been yesterday when you were forced to stand in one tiny box.

[Dana]

Then they turned the heat on in 90 degrees in the box.

[Kevin]

I thought it would have helped you because you were wet and it was cold before.

[Dana]

That's why I put the thing on my head because it was wet. And that helps.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I think it would just be physically like your hand like that would have.

[Kyle]

Just how long were you like that standing up with your hand touching?

[Dana]

Well, we got a lot of like. Like we slept for six hours.

[Kyle]

Now that yesterday, what was like this,

[Dana]

the streak, eight to four.

[Kyle]

So you did eight hours straight standing up in one place?

[Dana]

Pretty much.

[Kyle]

And it wasn't like mentally agonizing?

[Reed]

No.

[Kyle]

Wow.

[Danny]

Impressive.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I couldn't do it.

[Dana]

Yeah, I'm not a mentally strong person either. I just. I was having fun. The only thing that hurt was like my. My legs hurt a little bit, but it was fine.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Good for you.

[Brandon Walker]

Proud of you, Dana.

[Eddie]

Well done.

[Kyle]

Crazy.

[Brandon Walker]

Thank you.

[Danny]

If you had to dedicate your win to one of the three pets you murdered.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

Good question, Eddie.

[Brandon Walker]

In memory of who?

[Dana]

I didn't know Pete too well. I mean, Scamp. I spent my whole life with scamps. Probably. Scamp.

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Me was a short lived ham experience.

[Kevin]

People just Treat hamsters like toys.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

I bit my tongue. I did the same. Yeah, I killed mine.

[Brandon Walker]

My hamster was essentially a hacky sack.

[Kyle]

I would put it in the ball a little. Like I would roll it down the steps in the ball.

[Big Cat]

Oh yeah.

[Kyle]

Over and over.

[Dana]

My mom texted me. What about Gabby eating onion rings?

[Eddie]

Oh, that's fault. Wait, what?

[Dana]

Dad's fault. He left them out.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you kill another animal?

[Kevin]

It was Gabby.

[Dana]

That was our black lab. She ate onion rings and died.

[Eddie]

Oh, a dog can die from.

[Dana]

Onion rings are really bad for dogs.

[Kyle]

Really bad.

[Eddie]

I didn't know.

[Kate]

I didn't know.

[Eddie]

I need chocolate and grapes.

[Dana]

Onion rings. Onions. Onions are very bad.

[Kate]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Kyle]

I did not know that.

[Big Cat]

This be more known.

[Eddie]

Dogs can drink out of a toilet, but they can't eat.

[Danny]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Huh. Animals in. In. In the beer's house are like. It's like DAR4 or something crazy man.

[Danny]

What's going on?

[Dana]

We had a. A black cat that had thumbs.

[Eddie]

What?

[Big Cat]

What? Oh, that.

[Brandon Walker]

That means it was bred by Thomas Jefferson, right? Or Thomas what?

[Dana]

I mean, know who. But what?

[Kate]

I think all the Hemingway ca.

[Kyle]

It is toes or whatever. I didn't know. I don't know much about cats biologically.

[Kate]

We had one in college that had like. We called him Mitts. He had just like 50 toes on each. He had massive, endless toes.

[Eddie]

So how did.

[Dana]

Jasper had a good life? He didn't die at any weird circumstances.

[Brandon Walker]

Were those the thumbs Jasper had?

[Big Cat]

Those are the thumbs.

[Dana]

Jasper hated me though.

[Eddie]

Well, yeah, your reputation.

[Dana]

Chilled in the basement all day.

[Danny]

Who was the dog from last year?

[Eddie]

Which one?

[Danny]

The one when I went to your house and you're like, hey, I got a. Oh, Apollo.

[Dana]

Apollo had a great life.

[Big Cat]

It's good.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Eddie, were you with Dana?

[Big Cat]

Yes, that's the word. Hey. What?

[Dana]

There's nothing we could have done.

[Brandon Walker]

Eddie was with Data when Dana had to put his dog. Wait, really?

[Big Cat]

And he wanted to watch.

[Danny]

He's like, yo, dude. We were talking. It was before the dozen final four and he's like, yo, let's go. Let's go to Cape Cod and get onion rings. I'm like, yeah, I'm down. So then we go to Cape Cod, I hop in his car and it's a guard. This is kind of awkward, but we gotta stop my parents house. Gotta put my dog down real quick.

[Big Cat]

Wait, did that.

[Kyle]

Did you put him kind of awkward?

[Dana]

No, no, no, we didn't put him down. I was like, it was my last goodbye.

[Big Cat]

No, but did you Take him to the vet or did you just get him onion rings?

[Dana]

We were on the way to the Cape. I stopped my parents, said goodbye to my dog.

[Brandon Walker]

Eddie, did you go in the house with him or wait in the car?

[Danny]

I don't know what I was supposed to do. I just sat in the driveway.

[Dana]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Come meet my dog?

[Big Cat]

Kind of.

[Eddie]

You did final goodbyes and then went and got onion rings?

[Brandon Walker]

Eddie, were you honking the horn?

[Eddie]

He was inside.

[Danny]

Let's go.

[Brandon Walker]

How long were you in there, Dana?

[Dana]

10 minutes.

[Brandon Walker]

And then when he came back out to the car, how was he?

[Danny]

Eddie was just a quiet, like five minutes. He's like, I'm good. I'm like, all right, let's go. Get on.

[Kyle]

Damn, I'm hungry.

[Reed]

Now.

[Eddie]

If you.

[Big Cat]

If.

[Brandon Walker]

If Dana would have told you that he had to do that before you got in the car, would you have gone?

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Danny]

He did talk up the onion rings a lot.

[Dana]

Unbelievable.

[Danny]

Yeah, they're great. That was something.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Would you rather give up onions or chocolate?

[Dana]

Onions.

[Kevin]

Onions.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Chocolate is great, but onions are in a lot of dishes.

[Eddie]

They make a lot of things better.

[Danny]

They are.

[Big Cat]

I purchased some blue turf.

[Dana]

I saw that.

[Kate]

How much?

[Big Cat]

The 10 yard line. The. The actual number.

[Danny]

The 10 yard line.

[Big Cat]

I tweeted it. It's. Yeah, it's gonna be. We're gonna install it over there. It's pretty cool.

[Kevin]

Where are you thinking of putting it?

[Big Cat]

Where you want to put it. That. Right there. Should we have that box?

[Dana]

Should it be underneath the trough?

[Big Cat]

No, I think we'll just put it out on the turf. Like, there'll just be a square of turf.

[Dana]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Re turf it.

[Brandon Walker]

Dan, how many chicken sticks is that?

[Dana]

3. I haven't eaten today. I'm starving.

[Eddie]

There you go. Dana.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I want to just keep purchasing random things from stadiums.

[Danny]

Isn't that smart you're getting?

[Kyle]

Yeah. The Boise turf.

[Big Cat]

The boys are iconic.

[Danny]

Was the full strip on the table that we could have made this all blue?

[Big Cat]

I don't think they had the full strip still available. That would have been sick.

[Dana]

What are they gonna do with the 10? How do they. Do they just replace it?

[Big Cat]

No, they're not playing with the 10 next year.

[Eddie]

80 yard field.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Sacrifice.

[Big Cat]

You realize how dumb that question was? Let it settle in.

[Kyle]

It's tough for the recruits, but you know what?

[Dana]

I'm like, why are they

[Eddie]

okay?

[Dana]

I thought they were just that.

[Brandon Walker]

That's one spire.

[Eddie]

I don't know.

[Dana]

I don't know how turf works.

[Big Cat]

That would be awesome. I would have paid like 10 times.

[Danny]

If.

[Big Cat]

If they had told me, like, hey, we're gonna give you the 10 and we're not replacing it every single time. The Boise game. I got that test.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Gotta stay away from that patch of concrete on the field.

[Dana]

Why can't they just give you as much turf as you want?

[Big Cat]

I think they've already sold a bunch. I think we missed the actual auction. So they had a couple things still left over. Some guy bought like a big stretch for 25,000, which I'm. I'm enjoying this phase of buying random things. I think 25,000 probably too much for.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but if you were a boys, I assume he's a Boise fan.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he's got to be.

[Eddie]

Yeah. If he's a rich Boise fan, I can see where 25,000 would be. Nothing.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that. That would make sense.

[Eddie]

Like if you could buy the W at the middle of Wisconsin, that'd be cool. $25,000, you'd do it.

[Big Cat]

That'd be cool.

[Dana]

You're allowed to disclose how much you paid for the tent.

[Big Cat]

It was two grand. Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

Not bad at all. Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah. What's on the list? Like, what's.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you guys crazy? $2,000? Yeah, Ray's acting like that's pretty good.

[Big Cat]

What are you talking about?

[Eddie]

For a 10. For a 10?

[Big Cat]

For the Boise 10.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you guys all crazy? The way you guys reacted like you

[Big Cat]

would have done it great. Are you talking great deal? I don't know. We should just try. Like, I need people to start sending me because I miss a lot of these. So anytime you see an auction for random things in a stadium, I want them.

[Titus]

This one was last year.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I remember we looked at that. But that one's like. I don't know where the we'd put that.

[Brandon Walker]

That's the fun part of it.

[Big Cat]

I think the next. I think we need a bench. A bench would be cool. Yes.

[Titus]

Bleacher. Like multi level bleacher?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, something like that.

[Eddie]

I mean, you can get stadium seats from any stadium ever.

[Brandon Walker]

What's the next stadium being, like, torn down? Can you buy anything from the Oakland Coliseum?

[Titus]

Is Tennessee.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. They're hurting.

[Titus]

Titans are opening a new stadium?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, they are.

[Steven Cheah]

Oakland Coliseum. Infield dirt would be sick.

[Big Cat]

I have some.

[Dana]

You do?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, actually, in my car.

[Steven Cheah]

Really?

[Big Cat]

Dom, can you go grab that if you're watching? It's in my trunk. I think my keys are in the PMT studio.

[Steven Cheah]

They play football on that?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I have some in my trunk. That's kind of random that you brought that up. I'll tell him to go grab it.

[Danny]

The minute made Hill would be cool.

[Eddie]

That's been gone, though, right?

[Danny]

Yeah, it's been gone for a while.

[Eddie]

Towels, Hill.

[Danny]

They should bring that back.

[Dana]

Why did they get rid of that?

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

People were stumbling up it.

[Dana]

That's awesome, though.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Get my kids that slide that messed up that reporter.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, they'll be amazing.

[Kate]

The rib raker.

[Brandon Walker]

The Boston Cop slide.

[Eddie]

Oh, if they ever tore down the Brewer slide, that'd be cool.

[Kate]

I think that's the one I'm talking.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

I think it broke a reporter's ribs.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it did. Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah, I think they did. They do the chalet now?

[Eddie]

No, no, it's. It's. The slide's still there.

[Danny]

But he doesn't. You. They don't use it anymore.

[Eddie]

At least he did last year when I went.

[Dana]

What about a piece of the San Francisco glove?

[Big Cat]

Oh, that thing's huge. They can.

[Dana]

You can probably cut a piece off

[Titus]

that

[Dana]

or the Coke bottle.

[Brandon Walker]

I think they were getting rid of the Heinz bottle from Heinz.

[Danny]

Oh, that's the apple.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah. The Citi Field apple.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Zach Campbell's scalp.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that would be so.

[Big Cat]

That would be so sick.

[Dana]

Let's have a scalp.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Whose scalp is that over there?

[Big Cat]

That's samples.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you want to just keep it to sports or do you want to be like the steakhouse that bought.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, Flag. Well, this is. I mean, Eddie, you know that this bit long going when I bought the Dominic's. The two two seater from Dominic's. The grocery store, which I think we brought up before.

[Kyle]

A grocery store.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

No, it's a great bench.

[Eddie]

So you're.

[Big Cat]

It was actually a one and a half seater, but I get it. Yeah. I mean, it was sick.

[Eddie]

You're fully a collector now.

[Big Cat]

No, but again, it's not. I don't want to collect anything that has. Anything I could put in my pocket I have no interest in.

[Eddie]

But every.

[Kevin]

More decorating effect.

[Reed]

Yeah, right.

[Eddie]

All collectors just have.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

There it is. That's my bench. I don't know where it went.

[Kevin]

That really is.

[Big Cat]

It is. It's one and a half. You get another ass cheek on there.

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah, sure.

[Dana]

Stor that.

[Brandon Walker]

That first picture does it. 0oh.

[Dana]

Oh, big cat.

[Big Cat]

Nice.

[Dana]

What is the story behind this?

[Brandon Walker]

You had to have it.

[Big Cat]

Dominic was a. A very popular grocery stor that long ago. It wasn't.

[Kyle]

Why does it look so.

[Big Cat]

No, I bought it. I bought it in like 2014. Dominic's was a popular grocery store chain in Chicago that went out of business in like 2014 or 15.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And they were selling everything. And I was. I don't know why I got into this, but I was into like doing live auctions and. And I bought. I bought. I bought it.

[Dana]

You bought a badge?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, from. I think that was in Rogers Park. So went up, got my bench.

[Dana]

Where's the badge now?

[Big Cat]

I. I think I lost it.

[Dana]

Lost in the move.

[Big Cat]

I could maybe hit up my old landlord and be like, hey, you got my bench?

[Danny]

I think still in there.

[Kevin]

I wish you lived here. When they were taking down the Rainforest Cafe.

[Big Cat]

Oh, we would have cleaned up on that.

[Kevin]

Yeah. And they recently took down the big guitar in front of the Hard Rock.

[Big Cat]

Really?

[Kevin]

That whole area just losing all its land.

[Kate]

If the Weber grill goes out of business, we gotta get our hands on that grill. Can you imagine if we just had a rainstorm halfway through the yak every day?

[Big Cat]

Just had to pause and that'd be amazing.

[Kyle]

That would be cool.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. So I. To answer your question, Nick, I will. Anything.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm looking at dinosaur fossils right now.

[Eddie]

You got a bargain. The 40 yard line sold for $4,000.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wow. Oh, I thought you're talking about the bench. Because the bench was a bargain.

[Eddie]

The 2 and the 20,

[Big Cat]

that's like 300 buc.

[Mincy]

Sold.

[Eddie]

They sold the 2 and 20. Not the whole 20, just the 2 for $2,000.

[Big Cat]

Oh, and I got the full 10.

[Eddie]

And you got the full 10 for 2,000. Up for 17.99.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, great deal.

[Eddie]

So doesn't say sold on it. So are they selling all 4? 10 on charge.

[Big Cat]

My credit cards.

[Danny]

I recently saw a Cadillac that has the horse gates on it. Like, you know, like to stop the horses at the track.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Are you interested in that?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that'd be sick.

[Eddie]

What about. Would you buy a full zamboni? Yeah, I would too.

[Big Cat]

Holy shit. Yeah.

[Titus]

Every time I walk through river north, the Rainforest Cafe building that has like the huge mushroom. Like there's like a big mushroom inside of it or something.

[Kevin]

Like, I mean, what could they possibly do with that? That building? They were originally gonna make it a dispensary.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kevin]

Be like the only likely thing. Just a building with mushrooms.

[Eddie]

And I want an old McDonald's Playland piece.

[Kyle]

Oh. Oh, that's nice.

[Eddie]

I love these.

[Brandon Walker]

I.

[Eddie]

The house with the. The bars on it.

[Kyle]

The.

[Brandon Walker]

I bought. I bought the Ronald that sits on the bench and puts your arm around you.

[Eddie]

You have a Ronald McDonald.

[Brandon Walker]

I bought it, charged my card and then the lady hit me up from ebay and she's like, I don't know how to ship this. Oh, she canceled my order.

[Eddie]

Where was it I wanted.

[Brandon Walker]

It was like in Missouri.

[Eddie]

You got to tell me.

[Brandon Walker]

I'll be amazed sitting wanted them on in like the fourth chair.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. That's great. Yes. If you see any of these things. DM Stephen, he'll. He'll handle.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I bought that.

[Big Cat]

That's so how much was that?

[Brandon Walker]

N. It's about the price of a 10 yard line that I just.

[Big Cat]

On you guys. We need these things just fill the whole office.

[Kyle]

Remember? Do you guys have Big Boy where you're from?

[Steven Cheah]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

Big Boy Roy's.

[Kyle]

It was a big boy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, I know. I see it in my head. Yeah.

[Danny]

Austin Powers.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

Austin Powers.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

It's a big boy in that.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

It was like ship.

[Eddie]

That's what the spaceship was when Dr. Evil left.

[Danny]

Yeah, I think there's some in Indiana.

[Brandon Walker]

No, a lot of backyards in West Virginia have a big boy.

[Big Cat]

Really? Yeah. But are they game used? Oh, yeah. Okay. Because I. I don't want any like. I want game used stuff.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon, do you want any torn down statues?

[Eddie]

No, no, I don't let the.

[Big Cat]

Dude. If I had a. If we had a Bobby. Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee just sitting in the.

[Kate]

I was thinking Saddam Hussein.

[Steven Cheah]

Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

Cool.

[Titus]

Too.

[Brandon Walker]

Would you buy Joe Pa.

[Big Cat]

The jopa? Absolutely.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Unbelievable.

[Big Cat]

Unbelievable. That would be incredible.

[Brandon Walker]

How much would you buy Joe?

[Kyle]

We had that.

[Big Cat]

I don't.

[Kate]

It.

[Big Cat]

That was.

[Eddie]

That might be so. I mean, that might be 20 grand, right?

[Big Cat]

That's a conversation piece.

[Eddie]

Not a good conversation.

[Big Cat]

You're basically. I'm basically buying enough stuff that like when someone comes into the office, you can. You can give them a full tour of just like standing on court being like. And there's that. And then there's that. Yeah. Yeah.

[Eddie]

I thought you were kidding. I thought you were messing with here.

[Big Cat]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Kate]

And what is this again?

[Eddie]

Dirt from the Oakland Coliseum, I think.

[Big Cat]

I haven't opened it.

[Eddie]

What do you.

[Kate]

Did you order this?

[Big Cat]

I can't believe you brought that up, Steven.

[Danny]

Oh, it's from the last dive bar.

[Big Cat]

That's empty.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no.

[Eddie]

Am I given. I'd rather be at the Oakland Coliseum if the.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Is that the dirt that you put in here?

[Big Cat]

Sure. Are these all empty?

[Brandon Walker]

You just bought the jars.

[Big Cat]

I didn't. I did. Oh, no. He's gotta. These here.

[Eddie]

Everyone give me one.

[Kyle]

That's a lot.

[Eddie]

Oh, don't treat it like a hamster. Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's gotta be dirt. This is the dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

And so you have to divvy it up.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Everyone wants some dirt. Oh, I got two.

[Kevin]

It's not in the jar.

[Dana]

A lot of no, you got.

[Eddie]

You go down.

[Big Cat]

We jar them. We jar the dirt

[Eddie]

so we all get a job.

[Big Cat]

You want to jar the dirt for us?

[Steven Cheah]

Definitely. Doug Martin ran for, like, 270.

[Big Cat]

Here we go.

[Dana]

RIP.

[Big Cat]

How. How weird is that, that you brought that up and I just had it in my car.

[Steven Cheah]

That's a cool stadium. Yeah.

[Danny]

Felt staged.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. If it was KB and Nick, we'd be like, they're doing a bit like, oh, the Oklahoma Coliseum dirt.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Got it, got it. Got it right here.

[Brandon Walker]

That's in my car.

[Big Cat]

Jar some for us, Stephen. Come get it.

[Kevin]

There's like, so many other cooler things at the Oakland to immediately think dirt.

[Big Cat]

What do you mean?

[Eddie]

Well, if we're gonna give it to him to go take it in there, we'll just put it. The bag was very convenient way for him to carry it.

[Titus]

You're.

[Big Cat]

You know what, Brandon?

[Eddie]

What?

[Big Cat]

You're right.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You're right.

[Eddie]

All right. Jars back.

[Brandon Walker]

Jars back.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Everybody gets a jar.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, let's. Let's. Let's. Let's put some open Coliseum dirt in the actual dude right now. But actually, should. We just. Should make, like, a little sandbox?

[Brandon Walker]

That would be cool. Or could that be an ingredient tomorrow?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Oh, yes.

[Brandon Walker]

MLB dirt.

[Eddie]

Stephen, you can eat Doug Martin's cleat marks.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that will.

[Eddie]

Doug Martin.

[Danny]

How long has that been in your trunk?

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

What. What else is back? I have Doug Saluti in the back of his car.

[Big Cat]

Do similar things where it's like, you get to a point and there's shit in your house. Brandon, you know what this is?

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, of course.

[Big Cat]

And you're like, I gotta get rid of this. And then you put it in your car, and then it's usually about, like, a month long. It's just in my car. And then finally someone's like. Steven's like, hey, do you have any dirt from the open Coliseum? Like, yeah. Then you take it out.

[Brandon Walker]

That was the best case scenario for.

[Eddie]

Why did you say Oakland Coliseum? You could have said anything.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Did he know you bought that?

[Big Cat]

No.

[Kyle]

Oh, that's crazy.

[Big Cat]

That's insane. He's like, I want some open Coliseum. Oh, I have some.

[Eddie]

Was that all they were selling from the Oakland Coliseum? Because I know you probably.

[Big Cat]

I don't. I don't know if they've. I think it's still incredible. I think the local coliseum's still operational. I would buy some stuff from there.

[Danny]

Yeah, there's like, some. Some team. Like, some soccer team.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you interested in a gondola from a ski resort? Somebody just tagged us in that.

[Mama Beers]

Nah.

[Titus]

Somebody also said, isn't the. Aren't the Jaguars renovating?

[Kyle]

Oh, get the pool.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Dana]

They still have the Jaguar. That guy's head got stuck.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no. I'd buy that in a second. You need the guys. He interviewed that guy.

[Dana]

Shaven Tooth.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we interviewed him. Dude, we were at Grit Week two years ago, and we were at a bar meetup, and he just walked up to me. He's like, you don't know who I am? I was like, I don't. He's like, I'm the kid. I was like, no way. We had him on the show.

[Danny]

What's the story? Like, what did he say?

[Big Cat]

He said he just put his head in there. Yeah. The interview was not.

[Kyle]

What was after that.

[Big Cat]

10 years to get that scoop. Yeah. We started the interview, and then that was it. And it was just like, okay, cool. Oh, no.

[Dana]

You tell me that thing's not somewhere. That Jaguar.

[Big Cat]

I think it's still there. I think they might have shaved the teeth, so kids can't do that anymore.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Well, this is exciting. I like this new adventure.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Isn't it? I feel like.

[Danny]

Yeah, this is good.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

So what do we have?

[Eddie]

I do. Can I just. Brendan, may I. May I?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, please.

[Eddie]

And it's not that big of a deal. You ruthlessly made fun of me for months and even years when I was. When I embarked on my collector's journey to the point where you bullied me out of my passion for it.

[Big Cat]

That's not true. Yeah, no, You. You broke up with them because they sold something that you wanted.

[Eddie]

That's fine. But you.

[Mama Beers]

You.

[Eddie]

You guys bullying all of you. I'm not just talking to him. All of you bullied me into shame collecting, and now he's collecting, and everybody's lining up to suck his dick about it.

[Kate]

But he collects in a way that, like, people are excited to use.

[Big Cat]

Everyone can use it.

[Eddie]

He just has more money.

[Big Cat]

No, no, no, no. Because you've spent more money collecting than I have spent collecting. I'm buying collect. I'm buying collectibles for the greater good. You buy collectibles for yourself.

[Eddie]

You were just riding around with a trunk full of dirt from the Oakland

[Big Cat]

Coliseum that I can't really explain. Okay. That part just totally forgot. I had to do but why not?

[Eddie]

Why don't you just acknowledge right here now that you and I are the exact.

[Big Cat]

No, because I know. Because you don't buy collectibles for the greater good.

[Brandon Walker]

You wouldn't let us piss on.

[Eddie]

I buy them for my family.

[Big Cat]

No, you don't.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Tommy one day is going to be stuck with all this.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. He's going to be like, my dad's a hoarder, and I gotta cry out.

[Eddie]

Right? But he'll get some money out of it. He'll sell it for 10 cents on the dollar.

[Big Cat]

I'm buying for everyone.

[Kevin]

You have an addiction. Big cat's just a hobby.

[Eddie]

What's his ball talking to? Him or me?

[Brandon Walker]

You.

[Eddie]

You. I gotta look at it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Because if Nick said. Hey, what's that piece? What's that blue 10 out there?

[Eddie]

That's Jim Hammer.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Eddie]

I don't know. I can't tell people. Send me.

[Brandon Walker]

I got Lucas to sign it, too.

[Eddie]

God damn it.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that almost went to the tv.

[Brandon Walker]

I saw it. I saw one signature.

[Big Cat]

I was like, why you got Luc.

[Kyle]

Meanest thing you can do with this.

[Brandon Walker]

But the thing is, you never noticed.

[Big Cat]

Months ago, I noticed I pissed in the trough two seconds ago. So, yeah, Eddie, we have the trough, the blue turf, the Jim Ursay banner, which is. That's. I mean, that's.

[Eddie]

That was given.

[Big Cat]

That's the great. Yeah, that was given. But that's the greatest collectible of all.

[Danny]

That's huge.

[Big Cat]

I want to get more banners. I'm really eyeing. I. If someone out there could please help me. The Washington Mystics have raised, I think, six banners for best attendance in the wwa. I want that so bad.

[Brandon Walker]

With Chuck E. Cheese struggling. Would you get the tubes?

[Dana]

Oh, I gotta go do the dozen.

[Titus]

All right.

[Danny]

I kind of pivoted out of that.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no, Steven. Dirts everywhere build history.

[Steven Cheah]

One of the baggies was not sealed.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, it's all in the mouse.

[Big Cat]

Even we've got dirt everywhere now. Coliseum on my mouth.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

But, yeah, and they. I mean, this all kind of really started with that. With the. The UCF Yukon, the civil conflict trophy that I tried to track down that they then found and wouldn't sell to me.

[Danny]

Oh, really?

[Big Cat]

It's like stupid, random collectibles. You know what I mean? It's way different. Yeah. Things that are like that. Like, that's a joke banner. Like, having blue turfs like the trough is. You know, it's disgusting, but it's hilarious. So that's the kind of stuff I want.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

The Florida State we I think we talked about the Florida State banner that they raised where they were, like, number four ranked team when covet happened. I want that bad. Oh, yeah, like, what. What a shitty banner to put up.

[Brandon Walker]

But is there, like, a website where this stuff goes, or do you just have to find it?

[Big Cat]

That's why we need people to help to. To hit. Hit up. Stephen, anytime you see something, because I. I like. I. The blue turf, I missed, and I think they just had some left over.

[Kyle]

You might just have to take initiative and just offer.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, just offer like. Like maybe do stadium tours and be like, I'll take that.

[Danny]

Yeah, that.

[Brandon Walker]

How much would you give to Penn State's nil for Jopa?

[Big Cat]

I don't want to say a number because I don't want to anchor the negotiation, but I will say let's talk. Talk. Let's talk.

[Eddie]

If we.

[Big Cat]

We had Joe. Oh, my God, dude, imagine like. Like, hanging your winter coat on Joe.

[Danny]

Paul was in the golf cart challenge

[Kyle]

covered in Roebuck.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. Just any, like, big spot, like the Joe Paw. The. The Joe Paw hole in the mini golf. Oh, it would be incredible. Holy. We just put Jopa in the gambling cave on Saturdays.

[Kate]

Holds our cones.

[Kyle]

God, I want it.

[Big Cat]

I want it so bad.

[Kyle]

I feel like there's Penn State guys that would pay a million dollars for that.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, no, I. I would definitely be priced out of the Joe Pug, because that's, like, it's got to be that level of money that's like, we're buying this as a joke, so it's not something I actually need. Where some people would.

[Danny]

Would a lot of money.

[Dana]

A lot.

[Danny]

That auction would be.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God. There'd be some Penn State billionaire who thinks Joppa didn't know who would want it. Put it in their house.

[Kyle]

Makes you want it more, though.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Is there anything else we can find right now that I got the itch to look in?

[Danny]

There's got to be something on ebay now.

[Kyle]

Stadium tours, oddities and fixtures.

[Big Cat]

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[Eddie]

your entire first order.

[Big Cat]

That's www.n o b u l l p r-o j E-C-T.com Use code Yak for 35 OFF. Look at this. This is some good dirt. It really is.

[Brandon Walker]

It's not bad at all.

[Big Cat]

We're going to eat it tomorrow. Yep. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Are there any, like, malls closing down? Where could you buy just a Sam Goody sign or.

[Danny]

There's actually two closing. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Which ones?

[Danny]

Lincolnwood Town center and Ford City.

[Big Cat]

We got to get involved.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Is that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Is there anything they're getting rid of? There was if we had a sunglass hut in the middle of the office.

[Big Cat]

Cricket.

[Brandon Walker]

Cricket wireless.

[Kyle]

Oh, we need stores. I want an operating sunglass.

[Big Cat]

Dude.

[Brandon Walker]

When Jacob's not doing cream tea, I want him working at sunglasses in the

[Steven Cheah]

middle of the mall.

[Brandon Walker]

A piercing pagoda.

[Big Cat]

People come. Come to the office, they get some sunglasses.

[Danny]

Yeah. I went for a last walk around it before they demolished it. And there was. There's like a hot topic there. Yeah. Spencer's like, wall. Like the brick.

[Titus]

It's from last year, but minute made oranges.

[Eddie]

Oh. When they have the train.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's cool. That would have been cool

[Brandon Walker]

if we just had a fully operational Spencer gifts. Rip out the golf sim.

[Titus]

Somebody said guaranteed right field is selling the pinwheels. I don't know how you feel.

[Big Cat]

No way.

[Steven Cheah]

Wow.

[Eddie]

That's pretty good.

[Big Cat]

Now that would be.

[Titus]

I said they're in the back of the stadium.

[Big Cat]

Whoa. Wow. We gotta get White Sox Dave on there.

[Brandon Walker]

He has a guy, right? Does he have a contact there?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

What are we talking about here?

[Big Cat]

The pinwheels in center field.

[Brandon Walker]

That's pretty iconic of the score.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah. They must be putting in new ones.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I was just. They were just laying freely.

[Eddie]

Oh, my.

[Kyle]

Barbed wire on that fence.

[Eddie]

Just want to go get one.

[Big Cat]

Brandon.

[Eddie]

What?

[Big Cat]

Blutman just said that the. The Bill Cosby bus was removed from Walt Disney World theme park. What if we.

[Brandon Walker]

Bill Cosby bus.

[Eddie]

When there was a Bill Cosby bus.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. What if we get that? Brandon, how would you be on it?

[Titus]

Bus.

[Eddie]

No, no, no, no.

[Big Cat]

It's like a statue.

[Eddie]

I don't want you to think I'm not on board with this.

[Big Cat]

Now you're poo pooing Completely on board with this. I better never see you on that blue turf.

[Eddie]

But when was me doing this? It was.

[Big Cat]

I walk in at seven in the morning and Brandy's just standing on the blue tur. You're.

[Eddie]

You're off my blue tur. I think you're misinterpreting my interpretation here. When you do it, it's all celebration, fun of games. When I do it, I have a

[Kate]

problem because you don't do anything with your stuff. Big Cat's like the Robin Hood of sharing with all of us who are hoarding in corners around the office.

[Kevin]

Correct.

[Big Cat]

I'm making an im.

[Kate]

Get us. We will change our minds if you get us something fun that we can all enjoy.

[Big Cat]

Get us a bench from Dominic's.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Eddie]

I'm sharing the list with the yak. Oh, the yak list.

[Big Cat]

I'm text.

[Eddie]

My old yak listeners get to see this every day.

[Kate]

Get us something fun and I'll change my tune. I bought you something for the ladies room.

[Eddie]

I bought you an American flag once. That was.

[Kate]

Right.

[Eddie]

It was on the fields via Wajima. Maybe it wasn't there, but it was somewhere.

[Danny]

Are you going to like cut it in the blue turf as well? Like. Like engrave it? Cuz that would. I wonder what like the maintenance guys think.

[Big Cat]

Like.

[Danny]

Yeah, we need you guys to come out to like really stitch it in. It's not just going to. Oh, like, can't sit there.

[Big Cat]

What if you.

[Eddie]

What if. What if you. Okay now I'm thinking what if.

[Big Cat]

Oh boy.

[Eddie]

If we ever get full control of the tunnel and you just made the tunnel.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, bust.

[Kate]

I thought you're saying bus.

[Brandon Walker]

I thought you were saying bus.

[Big Cat]

Why the.

[Eddie]

I thought you said bus.

[Titus]

I've taken a picture with that.

[Eddie]

I would take that bus.

[Big Cat]

Take. I texted my old landlord.

[Kate]

Jeez.

[Big Cat]

There's no way the. The bench. I think I just left it in the alley. Hey, we need your help.

[Kyle]

What's up?

[Big Cat]

Did you know they're selling the pinwheels?

[Kyle]

No.

[Big Cat]

Or at least they're in the back of the like stadium right now. Can you contact someone? Yeah, I can prove.

[Eddie]

Prove it.

[Big Cat]

There you go.

[Brandon Walker]

We don't know if they're selling.

[Big Cat]

Shut up.

[Kevin]

You didn't get finish the word Prove I'm on this.

[Dana]

All right?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I want one. I don't need all of them.

[Steven Cheah]

Just one.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, one would be great.

[Eddie]

I might as well get two.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I'll take all, but I.

[Dana]

You need them all to.

[Big Cat]

I understand, but one would be great. I'm on it. All right. Thank you, Dave. Prove.

[Kate]

Prove it.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Eddie]

He's not gonna have any stroke with these pinwheels.

[Big Cat]

No, he knows people.

[Kyle]

He knows guys. He sounded like guys.

[Big Cat]

He's got guys.

[Eddie]

If they're selling them, we could just

[Kyle]

buy them, you know.

[Big Cat]

Guys, I'll give you a five. I'll give you a.

[Dana]

Hurry up.

[Danny]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Stephen, have you gotten hit up anymore? People hit up, Steven for anything. Stephen, what's. What was this thing where you're celebrating knowing noticing someone had a haircut?

[Kevin]

Keeps doing it.

[Steven Cheah]

I've been doing this for years. If. If I ever notice someone has a haircut, I'll celebrate. I'll call them out and say, haircut. And sometimes I hit, sometimes I don't. I got spider, like, minutes.

[Big Cat]

But, like, you're just.

[Steven Cheah]

No, Joel's here.

[Brandon Walker]

You're standing in front of the front door where you see the van where everybody's getting their haircut.

[Steven Cheah]

No, I didn't realize that they were getting there. I was taping something in the back where the old popcorn area was.

[Eddie]

Do you get them every time? Can you.

[Brandon Walker]

Can you?

[Eddie]

No, I asked you.

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah, cuz, like, Titus, I asked if you got a haircut the other day, and it had been, I guess, like a while.

[Eddie]

Okay. No, I'm getting one past you right now.

[Steven Cheah]

Are you really?

[Eddie]

I got my haircut at 9 o'. Clock.

[Brandon Walker]

I think I can only tell when somebody gets a fake.

[Eddie]

At 9 o' clock this morning. Morning.

[Big Cat]

I noticed. All right. Yes.

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah. That's a good feeling to notice.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin]

But he counts his wins. Weird. Like, I saw him three days in a row after I got a haircut, and on the fourth day, he's like, you just get a haircut?

[Steven Cheah]

No, not crazy. You just got back from Vegas.

[Eddie]

You're also your first day back in the office.

[Steven Cheah]

Danny and I called you on, and

[Kevin]

you're like, yeah, the time before that.

[Steven Cheah]

First time I'd seen you.

[Kevin]

The time before that. I'm talking about how the. My haircut before that. But you counted it as a win. Even though you had saw me the four days prior, you were like, still, I got it within a week. I think if you miss it on the first day.

[Eddie]

He's also a big shit on a guy who hasn't gotten a haircut. That's one of our first big interactions. I walked in the. In the office in New York, he goes, oof.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

He looked at my hair.

[Kevin]

So how often do you go, Stephen?

[Steven Cheah]

Three. Every three to four weeks, depending. This is tough for a little bit, but, yeah, I Like, doing it. You guys don't, like, notice it when. If you get a haircut, don't you feel better if someone notices?

[Eddie]

No, I don't care. I just got my haircut, so I had to get my haircut.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, no, don't care at all.

[Steven Cheah]

I feel like it'd be good to be seen, you know?

[Brandon Walker]

Didn't you do it to, like, Danny, Lance or somebody and he was like, yeah, a couple weeks ago. And you still celebrate it like a win.

[Kevin]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Steven Cheah]

No, I did it to Lance this week, and he had just gotten a cut.

[Kevin]

But, like, you had also seen him before that this week?

[Steven Cheah]

I don't think I have. Just because you're in the office, like, doesn't mean I'm walking by you and seeing you.

[Eddie]

Yeah, Danny.

[Kevin]

Okay, but. But for my example, we do a show every day, and I do see you every day.

[Eddie]

You wear a hat, too.

[Steven Cheah]

It is harder because a lot of people wear hats. It's a fun little game you guys should try.

[Eddie]

Dana, you are wearing a hat right now.

[Big Cat]

What a fun little game.

[Eddie]

Can we talk about one thing? This barstool.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Stu, Stu, Stu.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you see that?

[Big Cat]

Stu got added.

[Eddie]

That's what I'm saying. Stu got. We found out yesterday we see his final round, and today he is, in fact added to the.

[Big Cat]

It's so funny.

[Danny]

Had to happen.

[Steven Cheah]

An interest that would make you decline

[Brandon Walker]

someone on a dating app.

[Big Cat]

App. Channel.

[Kyle]

Sub

[Big Cat]

Nazi is Nazi Cake.

[Steven Cheah]

What dessert do you most associate with a wedding?

[Big Cat]

Whipped cream cake. What Was your favorite TV channel growing up? Channel 7. What is the US?

[Eddie]

I think that's me laughing.

[Big Cat]

We're going to force over. Wasn't there also the moment where he. What was it? The question was what most famous.

[Brandon Walker]

David.

[Big Cat]

No, besides Halloween. What's. What's the candy. What's the holiday you get candy at? He said Fourth of July.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Steven Cheah]

If he answered any one of the top three, I think then we win the tournament.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. He was so exceptionally.

[Eddie]

He's the reason you guys lost. And now he gets to go, too.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I mean, it is such a performance.

[Steven Cheah]

Fair game.

[Eddie]

Yeah. No, I agree. He has to go. He has to be there. And. And if they were to win and Dave does the first one, Stu has to do the second.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Like, they were distraught. Like Che and KFC were distraught.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And they were, like, so mad. It's not like. Like, actually mad at Stu, but just, like, upset with Stu.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And he gets to go, and they don't get to go.

[Big Cat]

It's so funny. Oh, man.

[Eddie]

But he gets to go because of how amazing that is.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I was like, there's definitely a chance Dave takes him.

[Eddie]

Stephen, you were legitimately good.

[Titus]

Thank you.

[Steven Cheah]

Thank you.

[Big Cat]

Well, that. But it makes sense.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Pepche is the American.

[Big Cat]

We always say. Yeah, he is. He is the American dummy. He's Green Day. He's America. He's the American idiot. That's about him.

[Steven Cheah]

I mean, I take the blame. And Kevin, like, we had chances to win the game. If I said a better sub, if I had said suburbs. Suburbs or suburban for a sub where we win.

[Eddie]

What did you say?

[Steven Cheah]

Substance.

[Eddie]

That's a bad sub.

[Big Cat]

Is it? Yeah. This makes perfect sense that. That this is Steven's wheelhouse. He is just the Most Average Channel

[Eddie]

7 Man, dude, we ever got all funny.

[Steven Cheah]

If he just said, valentine's Day, we win.

[Big Cat]

Or Easter.

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah, Easter.

[Eddie]

Would.

[Big Cat]

Easter one. Yeah.

[Steven Cheah]

Jerry saying Chewy bar.

[Eddie]

Jerry was bad, too.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Jerry was bad. He's.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but he wasn't Channel 7 bad.

[Big Cat]

I mean, he said Christmas, which is the third, but it's at least gets you some points.

[Steven Cheah]

Whitney thought we were gonna pick him, and he was terrified.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Steven Cheah]

I felt like Jerry. We talked about it. We went. We thought Jerry was the move because in a prior Fast money, Whitney was decent. His first one in the first match. But Jerry doesn't know anything about music artists or celebrities or anything like that. So we were hoping one would be

[Big Cat]

that and see Jerry's fall today

[Eddie]

where.

[Big Cat]

Pft. Pft Said he'd give him a thousand dollars if he ran a mile under 10 minutes.

[Eddie]

And this dude couldn't run 10 minutes on a treadmill.

[Big Cat]

His pants were a problem. His pants. His pants were a big problem.

[Eddie]

It's embarrassing. Yeah, that's true.

[Big Cat]

It was like three and a half

[Mincy]

minutes on that treadmill, Jerry.

[Titus]

Like four.

[Big Cat]

Not one of them. No.

[Steven Cheah]

Okay, so.

[Big Cat]

Okay, we actually. We actually have the clip, I believe.

[Dana]

Let's.

[Big Cat]

Let's see what happened to Jared during the commercial break. Pants. Getting it after about three minutes of the pants.

[Eddie]

All the pants.

[Big Cat]

All time. The. Oh, no. The pants went so far down, I didn't realize. Can we play that again? He had all his stuff in his pants waited down.

[Eddie]

Let me take this off.

[Big Cat]

He said, no, you got to keep going. Okay, look at the pants start to go. There they go. There they go. There they go. What's he supposed to do?

[Brandon Walker]

He can't run in those pants and that sweatshirt.

[Eddie]

Curses.

[Big Cat]

Did you take anything out of your pants before you started running?

[Eddie]

Huh?

[Kyle]

How Long did he.

[Danny]

You know, Chuck E. Cheese, though, has changed, right, Nick? Like that. They got rid of all the tunnels.

[Brandon Walker]

You can't go without a kid.

[Danny]

Really?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Which is probably a really good rule.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

But, yeah, I haven't been in not

[Kate]

a single tunnel to be seen.

[Danny]

Yeah, it's like a Dave and Buster's Jr. Now.

[Kate]

All the kids get little credit cards on their wrist.

[Kyle]

Do they still have ball pits, slot machines?

[Big Cat]

No.

[Eddie]

Oh, it's all.

[Kate]

It's like a casino, Mr.

[Brandon Walker]

Munch. Delete the ticket.

[Eddie]

It's a ticket casino.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Steven Cheah]

And I. I've been to one very recently. It is very young. Like, if you're. You're almost aging out of it. If you're six.

[Brandon Walker]

What?

[Eddie]

No, I mean, I think the front is that young, but then the doors back, it gets a little older, right?

[Steven Cheah]

Oh, I guess there's a back. Like climbing or numb. Yeah, like play structure. But that. That's really it.

[Brandon Walker]

Video games are animatronics.

[Kate]

Oh, no.

[Brandon Walker]

Are they selling those?

[Eddie]

I'm sure there's some of those for sale somewhere.

[Danny]

There was this, like, ripoff one off Chuck E. Cheese called Jeepers here, and it had a ride called the Yak.

[Brandon Walker]

It was called Jeepers.

[Kevin]

Wait, but that's.

[Eddie]

Oh, I'm sorry. It was called the Yak.

[Danny]

It was called the Yak. No, it's not that ride.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Eddie]

What mean throwing up?

[Danny]

No, it's like a circle. You could probably pull it up. There's definitely a picture of. I've seen it before, but it's like a circle. Like a tilt a whirl kind of deal.

[Kevin]

It got renamed. What, Go Bananas or something.

[Danny]

Yeah, but it was called Jeepers Did Covet.

[Kevin]

I don't officially kill the ball pit.

[Eddie]

We have pity paint.

[Big Cat]

No, no, no, no, no. The ball pit is. They're doing good, and they're looking awesome.

[Eddie]

They're more. They're more trampoline parks than they are like, arcades now.

[Kevin]

Oh, when did the ball pit leave McDonald's? Is that a while ago?

[Danny]

Yes. No, it was painting.

[Kevin]

That's the one I was talking about.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that's.

[Kyle]

Or no, that boy is a problem. Is that a documentary throw? There was a pre. He's a. I know that dude.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I know that part of the documentary. The first 10 minutes, he was an energetic. Shit's going okay.

[Kate]

That boy's lit some fires.

[Eddie]

We love riding the Yak, though.

[Big Cat]

Oh, ball pit would be sick.

[Danny]

Yeah. Look at that picture. There's a bunch of.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we got to get more stuff. Steven. Let me Know if anyone's hitting you up.

[Eddie]

Have you seen this since we've been on?

[Steven Cheah]

I have so many dms about this

[Eddie]

since we've been on the air. There's video of Rossini and Vrabel getting on the boat.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. So I. I'm. I don't want to. I'm starting to think they might have been having an affair.

[Eddie]

Oh, boy.

[Kyle]

It's getting to a point where it's like, cute.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

There's love.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm starting to root for those crazy kids. We're going to get a tape.

[Kyle]

Oh, I hope.

[Kate]

How did this not come out before is what I want to know.

[Brandon Walker]

I just think people probably assumed it was his wife.

[Big Cat]

Safe. She's pregnant in this too.

[Brandon Walker]

Seven months.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Coach April in the cut. It was a Snapchat. Yeah.

[Eddie]

You know, when you're that pregnant, you can only pretty much do doggy style.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Is that true?

[Eddie]

Really? Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

She just has to come out. She has to. She has to just do an interview. Just do an interview and say, hey, this is what happened. And then it will stop.

[Brandon Walker]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

But until she does that, it's gonna just keep going.

[Danny]

But what does she say?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we were having an affair or girls trip.

[Kyle]

Is it better if she said, I'm deeply in love with him?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I think. Yeah, I think that's probably better.

[Dana]

Probably.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

The evidence is starting to mount up.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't believe it yet.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I'm gonna wait.

[Danny]

At what point does it need to get to that he loses his job?

[Big Cat]

I don't know. I don't think he will.

[Danny]

No.

[Big Cat]

It's definitely more in jeopardy than it's ever been.

[Eddie]

A leader of men talking about accountability every week.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that part is not good, I

[Brandon Walker]

think, until it's proven to be a distraction.

[Big Cat]

The question, the better question, is if the patriots had gone 5 and 12 this year, would he have his job? Probably not, right?

[Danny]

Yeah, probably not.

[Kyle]

What he did was incredible. Incredible.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Taking. Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Taking a married woman.

[Brandon Walker]

I mean, to be an NFL football coach and a successful one, but also have a secret life.

[Big Cat]

How do.

[Brandon Walker]

Like, where do you find the time? When's he sleeping?

[Kate]

Exhausting.

[Kyle]

What? Discipline.

[Kate]

Yeah. It kind of makes him more impressive as a coach, Right? Yeah.

[Kyle]

Six years of that achievement wise, more impressive.

[Kate]

Right.

[Eddie]

Well, you can see where he flamed out of the tight Titans.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. I mean, it caught up to him. Yeah.

[Kate]

But could multitask her.

[Brandon Walker]

Really?

[Eddie]

Maybe. That playlist when he went through the four game losing streak turned it all around. They are spacing. It out the news drops to where it'll be a news drop. Five or six days go by, another news drop and it just keeps bubbling back.

[Brandon Walker]

Very intentional.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So I wonder who's behind it. The Jets?

[Eddie]

We'll never know. Guess we'll never.

[Kyle]

Do any NFL coaches like hang out with the players? I think really close.

[Eddie]

I think so.

[Big Cat]

I don't think so.

[Eddie]

I don't think so either.

[Big Cat]

I. I think they. No.

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I think maybe the. Maybe the. The coach and quarterback could be the coach and quarterback.

[Eddie]

I would say that'd be the closest. Right.

[Brandon Walker]

I think like the coach and maybe like the third string older quarterback.

[Eddie]

Now there's probably some young running back and receivers coaches because there's a lot of receivers position coaches would be 33 and the receivers would be like 29.

[Danny]

Like if McVeigh and Stafford were hanging out. That's not weird.

[Eddie]

No, they're right.

[Big Cat]

Quarterback coach and also they're the same age.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

But if.

[Eddie]

If like Belichick and you know, Bledsoe were hanging out when back in the day or actually Belichick wasn't that old. Who's a better example? Belichick.

[Big Cat]

I guess it depends on the hang Alley.

[Eddie]

If Belichick was hanging out with a 24 year old. Be weird.

[Kyle]

Come to dinner with my family.

[Big Cat]

I think that that happens. Probably not routinely, but it happens. Mike Tomlin. I feel like he. There's stories about him like inviting the whole team over for Thanksgiving and.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

That's probably.

[Brandon Walker]

It's probably more normal than you think.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

So. Actually Brandon, you're right.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know if they're letting loose with one another.

[Eddie]

I agree.

[Big Cat]

You're right.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I was right the whole time.

[Big Cat]

Brandon was right.

[Eddie]

Yep. About collecting an all of them.

[Brandon Walker]

Chalk it up. Are you going to get back into it?

[Eddie]

I will if he let. Can.

[Big Cat]

Can I not stop.

[Eddie]

Can we attack this together?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, sure.

[Eddie]

Imagine how unstoppable we'd be. My Google skills and your.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Finding stuff. Find me stuff. I want it.

[Danny]

I wish we could get this ride.

[Big Cat]

I know. I'm. I'm like. Because I go hot and cold with this stuff right now. I'm hot after the trough and the blue turf. So it's like if I could. If someone presented something right now. I'm ready to go.

[Brandon Walker]

What are.

[Steven Cheah]

I got a list for you.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Steven Cheah]

These are from dms. Stop me if you. If you have any interest. White Sox Pinwheel discuss.

[Big Cat]

I want to hear everyone too.

[Steven Cheah]

You can Stuff from Gamble Pavilion.

[Big Cat]

What. What is that?

[Steven Cheah]

I can get further into details. If you want Jaguar stuff from their stadium. Oranges from the train that was in the outfield of Minute Maid Park.

[Big Cat]

What Jaguar stuff, by the way?

[Eddie]

Have you been paying attention?

[Big Cat]

What?

[Eddie]

Steven? Because we talked about the oranges from.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we.

[Mama Beers]

And.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Steven Cheah]

Oh, okay. The orange is Minute. Made a square yard of original red turf from Eastern Washington University.

[Big Cat]

I feel like that just gets mogged by blue turf.

[Steven Cheah]

A Joe Pa replica statue.

[Eddie]

Oh, how big?

[Big Cat]

Kind of interesting.

[Steven Cheah]

I'll check out the dimensions.

[Big Cat]

There's a little interest there.

[Steven Cheah]

Major League Baseball team sign.

[Brandon Walker]

See what you're doing. You are very interested.

[Big Cat]

You can't show that. Yeah. Because the replica part really hurts it right now. You're a weirdo. You get the original. It's like, that's a thing.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, but you're protecting the replica.

[Big Cat]

You don't.

[Brandon Walker]

You don't want that to fall in the wrong hands of somebody who's like, really about it.

[Big Cat]

How many replicas did they make, though? Probably a lot of one. Yeah. Okay, Keep going.

[Steven Cheah]

Team signboards that are displayed on the Green Monster. I can look into this further. I imagine it's like, Cubs.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Titus]

They had a couple of those at Wrigley this weekend in, like, their vintage. Their authentic shop. I think they had, like, maybe brewers and Cardinals.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Steven Cheah]

Penn State Beaver Stadium concourse sign. Three Rivers Stadium seats.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Steven Cheah]

Maryland basketball baseline from Coal Field. What house Original.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Dana]

Oh, my God.

[Kyle]

This is.

[Titus]

This is like a 2018 article.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. Stephen, I need the. I think let's go with the Jaguars. Find something about the Jaguar stadium, because that's actually happening right now.

[Steven Cheah]

Okay. And then the last one is teal turf from Coastal. Carol prefaced. Need answer asap.

[Big Cat]

Are they there? How much?

[Steven Cheah]

I. I don't know.

[Big Cat]

I think the boy. Boise's the iconic. Everything's.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but again, if you had a kaleidoscope of colored turfs,

[Big Cat]

too. Get the Jack. Get us a listing of the Jaguar stuff.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

I want the Jaguars. All right, I'll.

[Steven Cheah]

I'll respond to that person.

[Eddie]

I'm looking up the three river stadiums. It's not.

[Brandon Walker]

Thank you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin]

Is there, like, a graveyard of all this stuff? Like, when they take down all the statues, they just put them in a museum or something?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

What.

[Kevin]

What do they do with it?

[Danny]

Trash.

[Kyle]

What?

[Kevin]

Like the. That old video of the frog getting. Just getting towed away.

[Reed]

It's got to be a better place.

[Danny]

Or they reuse them like location.

[Big Cat]

Has anyone seen Blman today?

[Eddie]

Yeah, he was mostly.

[Big Cat]

How's he doing?

[Eddie]

Good. Good spirits. He's just. He was only sad about his hockey team losing last night.

[Big Cat]

There it is.

[Eddie]

Yeah. All right. We asked him if he. If that hadn't happened, how long could he go? He said he was prepared to go a week. So he felt. Said he felt fine. Said it just, you know, and said once his foot went out of the box, he recognized that was enough for it to be over. Wasn't sad. Just split my.

[Big Cat]

What a beast.

[Eddie]

I fucking love him.

[Kyle]

He's the man.

[Danny]

Do you agree with the ruling?

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, at some point, that stream with those two people. Something wonky was going to happen eventually and it happened.

[Big Cat]

And people were always.

[Eddie]

Sucks.

[Big Cat]

I told Sadie people were always gonna be upset with how it ended, but it was always gonna end in a stupid way.

[Eddie]

It sucks how it ended, but it. Yeah, I was gonna take that. It was gonna.

[Reed]

There's no way.

[Big Cat]

It ends with like some big. Oh, my God.

[Kevin]

I don't think.

[Eddie]

You know what? I'm leaving.

[Danny]

Yeah, that.

[Big Cat]

No, I. I thought it was good

[Brandon Walker]

actually shaking the cart.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Losing his mind and it snaps off and he steps out.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know what could have been better.

[Kate]

There's also a good safety reminder. Check your golf cart handles.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Kate]

Before you go out this week.

[Eddie]

Well, if you're standing there for 25 hours yanking on it.

[Big Cat]

Oh, what did that say?

[Titus]

Oh, giant clock that they used to have in the marquee at Diamondbacks.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

That's a big ass clock. I didn't even know.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Want it kind of menacing.

[Titus]

It used to, like, hang over the scoreboard.

[Big Cat]

Want it bad. Where is it? Yeah, we get that operational. It's a nice clock.

[Danny]

Apparently those White Sox pinwheels have been there for a while.

[Big Cat]

Oh, they might want to. Maybe White Sox. Dave should just go take them.

[Danny]

Come on. The guy who wouldn't chain himself to the statue.

[Steven Cheah]

You guys ever go to estate sales?

[Kate]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Yes. All the time.

[Kyle]

Heard about these.

[Steven Cheah]

Are they any good or.

[Eddie]

They're good, but then they can become daunting. Especially ones that have sign up sheets and ones with lines and one with security. Like it. It can get. The good ones have a lot of red tape.

[Big Cat]

Remember when Dave went to Kurt Shillings? Yeah.

[Danny]

He got his robe.

[Big Cat]

Kurt Schilling was, like, broke. He got his robe and like a bar soap like, holder.

[Brandon Walker]

You have to be pretty desperate to be selling your robe.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And it was like a jersey. Like I said, his last name and his number.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, wow.

[Big Cat]

Nice robe.

[Kyle]

Oh, it was a nice robe.

[Big Cat]

It was a nice robe.

[Kevin]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

The heavy Robe, a lot of material.

[Kyle]

Was he the man?

[Eddie]

Kurt Schilling, baseball player wise.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Off the field, he.

[Eddie]

He kind of got. Let some things drive him crazy at the end or towards. He also dead.

[Kyle]

But I'm thinking of Grady Sizemore.

[Eddie]

You're always thinking of Grady.

[Kyle]

No more Garcia Par. He was like. He was a graded.

[Big Cat]

Sizemore had a star.

[Eddie]

All these guys were the men. Grady Sizemore was the man. Dick pic,

[Danny]

Something like that.

[Big Cat]

I feel like I've seen great fires. More of Venus.

[Eddie]

You thinking of Brady Anderson?

[Big Cat]

No, I think I

[Brandon Walker]

Like, did it leak or did you just. You saw it on your own?

[Big Cat]

I was trying to buy it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Titus]

Closing Grady Sizemore with a coffee mug in front of his penis.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Found it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

There was one time. Dan, one of the. The greatest baseball collector of all time. It was in the 90s, and I don't remember his name, but they wrote a Sports Illustrated article about him. And he went to the hospital after Mickey Mantle had gallbladder surgery and wanted the gallbladder.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Eddie]

And wanted like. Like one.

[Big Cat]

That's weird. That's.

[Kyle]

Too many organs are weird.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but there's a. I don't remember. His name was Ravel. No. Yeah, his name was something.

[Big Cat]

He had that Rosa Parks autograph card and.

[Eddie]

And Mickey had a press conference and they're like, hey, man, you here for my gallbladder? And the guy's like, I'm with a scalpel. Something like that.

[Danny]

Jesus. Yeah, I saw Rovelle was like. Like two weeks ago. He was mad because apparently cereal boxes are coming out with toys again. He's like, they're going about this all wrong. Like, they should make them collectibles. They should be numbered. You really want people just buying all the cereal to sit on a shelf?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Right. It's a waste of food.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I did finally start throwing away the other day.

[Big Cat]

No way.

[Eddie]

And I threw away, like, three full Wheaties boxes because I was like, why

[Big Cat]

don't you do it?

[Eddie]

What do you need that for?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you should do an estate set.

[Eddie]

Well, I'm not. That's when you die. I'm not gonna die for two.

[Danny]

Three.

[Titus]

I was saying, I think at the national, we should do like a swap meet table or something. Or just like, do that in general. A barstool swap meet.

[Eddie]

I'm thinking about starting a site where I just sell some stuff, offload some stuff.

[Steven Cheah]

Brandon, you ever do mystery boxes?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I'm addicted to those.

[Steven Cheah]

Oh, really?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Anything. Have you ever got anything good?

[Eddie]

Not really.

[Brandon Walker]

There's those ones in Vegas where you get a signed jersey, right?

[Eddie]

Yeah, they sell. There's a bunch of signed jersey. Mystery boxes. Bunch of them. But those can get up to 2, 300. I usually just do like a 50 mystery bag or box or something.

[Kate]

Goodwill has them. But I've never, never taken the bait.

[Brandon Walker]

I bought you a baseball bat signed by John Grisham.

[Eddie]

Sure do.

[Brandon Walker]

Where's that?

[Eddie]

It's at my house, Right. Leaning up against my baseball bookcase. Yeah. John Grisham. Yeah.

[Kate]

He has like a mega mansion.

[Eddie]

He's still. Right. He's still writing books.

[Kate]

I feel like he's got a famous.

[Eddie]

In fact, we'll probably do a Grisham. Comes out with one, like every eight months.

[Brandon Walker]

I'd imagine he has a team of people, right.

[Eddie]

Churning them out. Yeah. Mississippi State guy.

[Titus]

That's right.

[Big Cat]

Stephen, what do you got for us today?

[Steven Cheah]

Let's see. What is your favorite holiday to get candy on Jameis Winston named Fox Sports World cup correspondent. Does that make you more interested in the World Cup?

[Big Cat]

Cup? Yes.

[Eddie]

No. I mean, yes, you can. No. Right.

[Big Cat]

I want to watch James Winston.

[Eddie]

Yeah. If you're not interested in the World

[Big Cat]

cup, is the World cup going to suck?

[Eddie]

No.

[Big Cat]

Every story I hear is like, this is bad.

[Eddie]

Well, apparently hotels aren't selling.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And tickets are. Are cratering and everything. But that, that all just seems like typical big event coming. We probably overpriced everybody. Let's try to entice them back in.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I just. I feel like they don't have any good news.

[Eddie]

But you hear from. When an Olympics are approaching, you always hear other too much. They did this. They did this.

[Big Cat]

That's very.

[Eddie]

The ticket's gonna be cheap. And now they're just trying to.

[Danny]

But, like, is it like MetLife? They're not letting you drive.

[Big Cat]

Tailgate. Yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

You have to take public transportation.

[Titus]

And the public transportation from the city is a hundred dollars.

[Big Cat]

MetLife sucks.

[Eddie]

They're not. What if you live in Jersey? You can't drive from Jersey.

[Danny]

I don't know if you stole it there.

[Kate]

Oh, I hated it there.

[Big Cat]

There it is.

[Eddie]

The worst. MetLife does have big parking lots.

[Big Cat]

MetLife is one of the worst places to have to go in and out of first state for a game.

[Danny]

See, I hear people say that, and people say that about Dodger Stadium, but, like, how much worse can it get

[Eddie]

than like, soldier, people were stuck from WrestleMania 35 for into the like, 6am yeah. Yeah. They were just stuck.

[Big Cat]

And. Soldier, you can at least take. You could take the.

[Eddie]

Oh, okay. Auburn

[Big Cat]

soldier. You can at least, like, take public transportation and walk.

[Danny]

Yeah, MetLife.

[Big Cat]

You really like.

[Kate]

It's in a swamp. There's nothing there.

[Titus]

Yeah, there are foreigners that are staying in Manhattan. Like people that are coming here for the World Cup. They're staying in Manhattan that are assuming that they could walk to MetLife from Manhattan. I'm like you. You will die if you try or get arrested or something like.

[Big Cat]

God, you can't.

[Titus]

You're gonna walk through the tunnel.

[Big Cat]

Like, tunnel? Yeah.

[Titus]

That's very dangerous.

[Kyle]

Stadium should be in Manhattan.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Hudson Yards.

[Eddie]

That would be awesome.

[Big Cat]

That'd be so sick.

[Steven Cheah]

There was a rumor for a long time that the jets were moving there.

[Kyle]

Yeah, they were going to do that and they wanted a bid for the Olympics.

[Big Cat]

Stephen, you locked it on the Knicks?

[Steven Cheah]

Of course, yeah.

[Eddie]

Why? Okay.

[Big Cat]

No, I was just wondering.

[Eddie]

Well, you're locked in on the Cubs. How. How can you be locked in on both?

[Steven Cheah]

We got laptop and then we got tv.

[Eddie]

I stand corrected.

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah, it's fun, too.

[Eddie]

Are you locked in on r ladder right now?

[Big Cat]

My Internet.

[Steven Cheah]

He's taking the mound right now.

[Big Cat]

My Internet and cable went out last night in the eighth inning. I went. I had to sit in my car and listen. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Because.

[Big Cat]

So exciting. So I listened to Pat and Ron. Not the worst, but it was crazy.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I felt so. I don't know if that's happening. Yeah. It's like she couldn't watch anything.

[Danny]

Go to the car.

[Eddie]

Car.

[Big Cat]

And my phone service sucked, so.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Just went to the car.

[Danny]

Sit with her. Dirt.

[Big Cat]

Just went. Yeah, my dirt. That I had forgotten I had just hanging out in there.

[Kevin]

What are we doing for the draft tomorrow?

[Big Cat]

Milk.

[Brandon Walker]

Milk.

[Eddie]

Am I okay?

[Brandon Walker]

The titties on Amazon weren't going to come in in time, so I think we have a good. We're calling medical supply places around town.

[Eddie]

How am I gonna. Do I need to participate in the draft, or am I the titty guy?

[Big Cat]

I mean, we need the titties. If we have to. If we have to push the draft back, we. We need the titties. That's. That's part of it.

[Brandon Walker]

Ask Dom. I sent a place that we could

[Big Cat]

call, but I'm saying, like, we should just say right now, if we don't get the titties, we gotta. It looks like we gotta get. We gotta do it next week.

[Eddie]

They have medical titties.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Yeah, it's. It's like a lactation.

[Big Cat]

If I'm not sucking off Brandon, I don't want to do it.

[Eddie]

No, there's got to Be a way

[Brandon Walker]

we can make the titties.

[Kate]

It's gotta be liquids.

[Brandon Walker]

Then we're gonna blend it.

[Kate]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[Kyle]

We can do solids then.

[Eddie]

Like, you can put anything in there.

[Big Cat]

What is if. No, I got. No, never mind.

[Eddie]

Y. I mean, I guess I could lactate.

[Big Cat]

Never mind. What if Brandon just ate it?

[Eddie]

No, hold on.

[Brandon Walker]

And then we would get it out of his.

[Big Cat]

We just suck his nipples.

[Eddie]

Right?

[Brandon Walker]

I wouldn't mind attaching a pump to your nipple.

[Eddie]

No. I don't know that you're going to be able to make it go from my. My mouth stomach into my.

[Kyle]

Oh, you're saying whatever. We have him eat it and then we just suck his real nipple.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, whatever we get, we get.

[Brandon Walker]

That'll probably work.

[Eddie]

No, I'd say no.

[Kevin]

Don't be prude, because I'd have to

[Eddie]

eat it and then my nipples would get. Are you afraid you'd come a little bit.

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

From. From the eating. God damn, this is good.

[Big Cat]

Imagine if we just started sucking his nipples.

[Eddie]

Probably. I'm coming creepy for that.

[Big Cat]

Wait, Stephen, did you do DraftKings things?

[Brandon Walker]

Dom just said the boobs won't come till next week.

[Big Cat]

All right, so we're. I think we gotta say we're gonna do it Monday. Yeah, we'll do it when the boobs are here. I think the Yak Chat agrees. Like, you can't. Can't do a draft without the.

[Brandon Walker]

Is Kate changing Danny?

[Eddie]

Changing Doug.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, Doug and Danny. I don't know.

[Kate]

I changed Danny earlier. But Doug.

[Brandon Walker]

Who would you rather change?

[Eddie]

Doug.

[Kate]

I mean, Doug.

[Big Cat]

That's part of this.

[Kate]

Very pleasant.

[Eddie]

You don't change hands.

[Kevin]

That ties into the draft craft.

[Brandon Walker]

I thought we forgot about that.

[Eddie]

We did.

[Kate]

People don't forget.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

When are we getting the titties?

[Brandon Walker]

Titties are coming Monday.

[Steven Cheah]

So there's. There's word. We can have some tomorrow. But they don't look like boobs.

[Eddie]

Well, they need to be boobs.

[Big Cat]

What do they look like? We gotta make the plan right now because I'm gonna go out and buy.

[Brandon Walker]

So you can get a really realistic titty on Amazon.

[Kevin]

Singular.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, but you have to choose left or right. It's like 199 bucks. Or you can get a vest that has two nipples with, like, things that you put on behind that. So it depends on how real. Do we want a really realistic looking titty?

[Danny]

Can't we find.

[Brandon Walker]

That's the one that we bought.

[Eddie]

We want that.

[Kyle]

But there's.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Eddie]

Oh, you want that one?

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah, that's.

[Steven Cheah]

What.

[Big Cat]

Well, that's that 1,700.

[Eddie]

That costs a 10 yard line.

[Steven Cheah]

That would.

[Brandon Walker]

But you with real titties.

[Kyle]

That's what I want.

[Brandon Walker]

I think there's another one on Amazon. You have to choose left or right. I think the right is like a little bit cheaper.

[Reed]

But why?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

Huh. Would you like me to bottle feed you?

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Kevin]

Dominant.

[Eddie]

I could bottle feed. I could lay you down.

[Big Cat]

No. That's weird, dude. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I wanna. Brandon. I wanna laugh.

[Big Cat]

Weirdo.

[Dana]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

What is the trick if I don't latch?

[Eddie]

I just rub. Rub my nipple across your face a couple times. Tickle the back of your head. You'll latch.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay?

[Eddie]

You'll latch.

[Brandon Walker]

Hold my nose.

[Big Cat]

Steven, did you do a draft?

[Eddie]

Why don't you ask me and not her, by the way?

[Steven Cheah]

I know.

[Dana]

Felt weird.

[Titus]

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[Steven Cheah]

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[Eddie]

Well, that's not. That doesn't account for anything. I know.

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[Titus]

White Sox Dave said that they're gonna call him back tomorrow to tell him what their plans are for those Pinwheels.

[Eddie]

Oh, Eddie, when are they gonna. When are they gonna get back to you?

[Danny]

He said. This guy said he's looking into it.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

But he's.

[Danny]

Like I said, he said they've been

[Eddie]

there for a while, so as long as you get that information, like, by the end of the day, you will have beaten White Sox, Dave.

[Danny]

Hopefully.

[Eddie]

Eddie and me are going to do a video together right after this. Going to an arcade. An arcade. An old school big one or the biggest in America?

[Kyle]

Yeah, the biggest in America.

[Eddie]

Bigger than Twin. What's the Name of the 1? Galaxies. That's the big one from King of Kong.

[Danny]

No, that's.

[Eddie]

Did I make that up?

[Danny]

No, that's in New Hampshire.

[Big Cat]

It's.

[Danny]

What's it called?

[Eddie]

Is it Twin Galaxies?

[Danny]

It's not Twin Galaxies. Where the fuck.

[Brandon Walker]

I want to go pissing Chicago's oldest urinals with you.

[Big Cat]

You.

[Reed]

I would love those look crazy.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate]

On the floor. Right? The holes are on the.

[Danny]

That's going to piss me off that I don't know that off the top of my head.

[Kevin]

Where's the arcade you're going to?

[Danny]

It's in a. It's in a surrounding suburb. It's. It's got a great. It's called Galloping Ghost. It's got a good method. You just pay like an entrance fee and all the games are jailbroken.

[Big Cat]

That's great.

[Danny]

So you just kind of, you know, you don't got to worry about feeding the.

[Big Cat]

Is in Chicago. It shows the year and all. I think everyone. Tjp. The chat agrees. Right? We can't. We're not doing this draft with.

[Eddie]

Without tits.

[Brandon Walker]

The right tit comes Monday. The left tit comes Tuesday.

[Big Cat]

All right, do it. We'll do it next Friday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be good. I need. I need to suck on those things.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon, are you out next Friday?

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Eddie]

I was going to be.

[Big Cat]

All right. We'll figure out a day. We have. We have five days next.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Need to suck on them.

[Brandon Walker]

Don't make any noises while I'm chugging. Brandon.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

What would be a, like, fun spot? A moan?

[Big Cat]

You're going to burp me.

[Eddie]

Oh, whoa.

[Titus]

Titus is out next Thursday.

[Eddie]

Rub the back of your head and I just.

[Brandon Walker]

Would you be mad?

[Big Cat]

Do Wednesday. Wednesday's a perfect day.

[Brandon Walker]

Would you be mad if I spit up?

[Eddie]

No, I wouldn't be mad. I mean, that's just. I'd burp you a little bit, throw you over my shoulder.

[Big Cat]

You're out Wednesday.

[Steven Cheah]

Closing on the house. Let's go.

[Big Cat]

Tuesday let's go. Congrats.

[Steven Cheah]

Thank you.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. Well. Well, get the titties, and then we'll

[Big Cat]

do anything from your old house. I could buy toilet.

[Eddie]

Oh, no, you know what I would buy? Remember that cherry sat in for the draft that one time?

[Big Cat]

Oh, do you still have that?

[Eddie]

Was it the draft?

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah, no, it's my son's, like, infrastructure chair.

[Eddie]

The COVID draft show. I want it.

[Big Cat]

I want it.

[Eddie]

Could be arranged

[Big Cat]

just buying memorabilia.

[Eddie]

I didn't think about that. I hadn't thought about that chair in a while.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Kevin]

Any recent run ins with stray dogs, Stephen?

[Steven Cheah]

No, but I'm. I take a pitching wedge with me every time I go for.

[Big Cat]

Sounds like you should actually take a hamster. A pocket hamster.

[Kate]

Yeah, that might be.

[Kyle]

You take a golf club every time you walk your dog.

[Steven Cheah]

Yes.

[Kyle]

And just hold it in your hand?

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah. You just walk with it. I. I'm holding the club part, so

[Eddie]

I want to kind of run up

[Big Cat]

on you so bad just because I just don't think you have it in

[Steven Cheah]

you to club a dog.

[Big Cat]

Coyote dog or coyote, I don't think you have it in you.

[Kevin]

Do you ever see other dog walkers not holding a golf club? And are you like, oh, maybe I don't need this every.

[Steven Cheah]

No, I mean, I'm sure. I'm certain I don't need it 99.9 of the time, but there might be a time where I do.

[Eddie]

What about pepper spray?

[Big Cat]

You really think if a dog runs up on you, you're gonna have it in you to smash the dog in the face?

[Eddie]

Just save your dog.

[Steven Cheah]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Reed]

It.

[Steven Cheah]

It very much depends on the situation. Like, I walk my dog, like, every Tuesday for a wake up arsenal. It gets pretty much pitch blackout when I'm walking the dog, so you never know what's. What's out there. And I don't think I'm gonna, like, take a full, you know, try and drive it 90 with a pitching wedge. But, like, yeah, I could, like, poke it away or save some time. I think it's the smart, responsible thing to do.

[Kevin]

Again, we're talking a Chicago suburb, not downtown Russia.

[Big Cat]

No, downtown.

[Steven Cheah]

Dana just said this. What. What pet got eaten by coyote?

[Eddie]

His dog.

[Big Cat]

Pete.

[Eddie]

Yeah, Pete.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, Pete his dog.

[Big Cat]

Huh.

[Eddie]

But that was a suburban Boston coyote.

[Big Cat]

Dave and Dana also let out the

[Brandon Walker]

dog to get eaten intentionally.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he actually whistled to the coyote dinner.

[Eddie]

He threw a hamster to his death.

[Big Cat]

What a performance from Dana. Just right out of the gate.

[Eddie]

What a performance from Mama Beers.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

Bringing us Stories that she was getting off the phone, she said, oh, by the way, did you tell him about the hamster you killed?

[Big Cat]

I still want to talk to the brother.

[Danny]

Yeah, about Hammy.

[Brandon Walker]

He knows something that, that he's 100 convinced. Dana killed it.

[Big Cat]

I'm gonna text you if

[Brandon Walker]

just doesn't make sense for a cat to die in his bed.

[Kyle]

That wouldn't happen.

[Eddie]

20, 26 year old cat though. Pretty old cat.

[Big Cat]

That's a really old cat.

[Kevin]

What's the average lifespan?

[Big Cat]

Like 15 to 20.

[Kate]

I feel like 15 is pretty good.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I don't need 26.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that was gonna be 15 in like three weeks.

[Eddie]

That's a hell of a run.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, she's got a hell of a run. She just sleeps, hangs out.

[Danny]

She still move?

[Big Cat]

Well, yeah, she does, but she just likes like. It's very funny because like I, I'll like drop. I drop the kids off at school every day and most days I come in right after, but some days I go home. And when I go home, like I'll leave at 7:40 and I'll come home and she'll already be in bed for the day. It's good.

[Eddie]

We're good.

[Big Cat]

Like, had her breakfast. Had her a little like maybe half a block walk, ready to just chill. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Hang out.

[Kyle]

She loves that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, loves.

[Kyle]

Best great life.

[Big Cat]

The absolute best.

[Steven Cheah]

What is the best stage of dog life for the owner?

[Big Cat]

I think it's like five to like, like 10 when they're no longer a puppy and they can be trusted.

[Eddie]

Puppy's pretty good though.

[Big Cat]

Even though puppy is good, but puppy also lasts longer. Like people think a puppy is just like a year.

[Eddie]

No, it takes.

[Big Cat]

It's like like three, four. Like obviously they're not a puppy when they're three, but they still have that energy. So it also depends on like what stage of life you're at. Yeah, like when Stella was a younger, I was. Didn't have kids, so it was great.

[Eddie]

Go for really long walks.

[Big Cat]

Now. If I had to take her for like three mile walks, that would be a lot.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Steven Cheah]

You know what I found out? So I have a girl dog. They get periods.

[Big Cat]

Not if they're spayed.

[Steven Cheah]

Yes, but from someone told me that you have to or you don't have to, but if you get them spayed before their first or second one, then like their bones might not fully develop up. So you're dealing with.

[Big Cat]

Is this a.

[Kyle]

How'd you find out?

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah, neighbor told me.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, so you're walking your golf club like, hey, you know that Dogs don't have a period.

[Big Cat]

Also, you just said. How else would I find out about it? There's like a million other ways. Your neighbor telling you about your dog's period.

[Eddie]

The vet?

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Google.

[Big Cat]

Has your dog had a period?

[Steven Cheah]

No.

[Big Cat]

Has your dog been spayed?

[Steven Cheah]

No, but we're.

[Big Cat]

Oh, buddy.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You're about to deal with.

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Ew.

[Brandon Walker]

What do you. What do you do?

[Kyle]

I honestly didn't know that.

[Kate]

I did. What is dog period like? Is it like red?

[Steven Cheah]

Is it, I assume, bad?

[Big Cat]

What's your dog's name again?

[Eddie]

Pepper.

[Kate]

They get it every month.

[Eddie]

Oh, I don't.

[Steven Cheah]

Oh, I don't know.

[Kate]

I don't know anything about dog periods.

[Steven Cheah]

I was told to. Wait, two.

[Big Cat]

What type dog is it?

[Eddie]

It's the opposite of dog. It's. It's not a period. It's. It's. It's heat. Right, Right.

[Kevin]

There's.

[Eddie]

Heat is the term they're receptive to. The opposite of a period.

[Titus]

Got a what twice a year, two to four weeks.

[Big Cat]

We got to pick it last. Two to four weeks.

[Kate]

Two to four weeks.

[Brandon Walker]

What do you put, like a monthlong period?

[Big Cat]

What do you.

[Eddie]

Do you have to train them up. You got to keep them away from.

[Steven Cheah]

I don't know, do you.

[Kate]

Is there like little underpants for dogs?

[Steven Cheah]

Disc. So my neighbor does. Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

You guys.

[Steven Cheah]

Oh, that's.

[Kevin]

No.

[Kyle]

Yes, I am, unfortunately.

[Big Cat]

Pepper Draft.

[Kyle]

No, it's way better than.

[Eddie]

What were you thinking?

[Big Cat]

When. When the first period happens, we have to have some.

[Eddie]

Stop calling it a period.

[Kyle]

I like Pepper Draft.

[Big Cat]

What were you thinking?

[Kyle]

Something gross.

[Big Cat]

What? Grosser than. Than eating Stephen Chase dog's period blood?

[Kyle]

Jay Eating the. Oh, cleaning it up.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, clean up with your mouth check

[Kate]

boy for weeks.

[Big Cat]

Oh, somala ch.

[Kevin]

And you're moving to a new house?

[Big Cat]

No, this nine month old from the Arlington Heights region.

[Steven Cheah]

Wait, have you any. Brandon, you've dealt with this.

[Kyle]

No, he didn't have his head.

[Kate]

Didn't have his headphone.

[Eddie]

No, I had my headphones off. Cause. Yeah. What.

[Steven Cheah]

Have you dealt with this? You've had a lot of dogs.

[Eddie]

No, what happened to me when I moved to New Jersey and my dog died? She was about a year old and her first time to come into heat. They're not supposed to get pregnant that early. And she got pregnant because we were getting ready to move and we had let her out and she had gotten loose and it was just a whole big thing. We had hoped that nobody had gotten to her. And then we get to New Jersey, she's pregnant, and then she has the babies, and she ends up up dying from eclampsia. But. But yeah. So you gotta watch that shit. You gotta watch that shit.

[Kate]

That's why he's got the golf club.

[Eddie]

Our body wasn't mature enough to go through the rigors of what they gotta go through.

[Steven Cheah]

But then did yes. Period blood come out?

[Eddie]

No, it's not. It's not.

[Steven Cheah]

I don't know how this works.

[Brandon Walker]

I mean, if there's.

[Eddie]

It gets swollen. It gets.

[Big Cat]

Call your neighbor.

[Eddie]

It sticks. It gets swollen. It sticks out. And dogs from miles away, like stray male dogs, will just show up at your house because they smell it. Oh, my God.

[Kate]

Jay's gonna be in hell.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Steven Cheah]

We got a fence make like a

[Kate]

fortress out of his.

[Eddie]

I had a basset hound when I was a kid. He got lost because he. He sniffed it one time, and he ended up a mile and a half away from the house, just at somebody's. At somebody's house. They had her fenced in, and he was just sitting there looking at her.

[Big Cat]

Che, you're moving closer to Max.

[Steven Cheah]

I will be on Max's block.

[Big Cat]

Yes. Need an update.

[Eddie]

Max.

[Kyle]

Oh, Max, the boy.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, boy. Oh, I'm not talking about the grown man. Yeah, no, that he works with.

[Brandon Walker]

Hey, are you excited about that?

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah, no, it'll be cool.

[Big Cat]

We should probably. How do you do this without being weird? But we probably should get some Max memorabilia.

[Kyle]

I want some. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Before he goes pro.

[Eddie]

Get his T ball bad or something.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Cleats or something.

[Kate]

Super soaker from his yard.

[Brandon Walker]

Is he still progressing, Steve, or is he, like, plateaued?

[Steven Cheah]

I haven't seen him get.

[Kyle]

Get some stats.

[Danny]

What did he say about this kid?

[Big Cat]

He said he's going. Going to the MLB.

[Brandon Walker]

Best baseball player he's ever seen.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

100.

[Big Cat]

100. Write it down right now. Pro.

[Danny]

Do you still feel that way?

[Steven Cheah]

I mean, I haven't seen him.

[Eddie]

This was.

[Steven Cheah]

I think it was his fifth birthday. It might have been four. It was not a bad encounter's. Bombing balls in the outfield.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. So he's going pro.

[Kyle]

He batted.600. And.

[Eddie]

And.

[Big Cat]

And I just wanted. On the record, I am 100 believing this, because given Stephen Chase luck, it's gonna. He might. He might be the best baseball player of all time. I'm thinking like 700 home runs, and

[Steven Cheah]

he's trending that way.

[Danny]

He's not in coach's pitch yet.

[Steven Cheah]

No, he is. The only update I got from him was, like, last summer he tried out. I think he was six, and he tried out for an eight year old travel team and like, I think was not technically allowed to join the team, but like held his own in whatever the trial.

[Big Cat]

You're getting Max updates.

[Steven Cheah]

Just. That was last summer.

[Big Cat]

Got it.

[Steven Cheah]

That was the only thing I. I went to the block party and saw them.

[Eddie]

Now you'll be able to do your own scouting.

[Steven Cheah]

I'm truly him a bunch.

[Kyle]

Just hanging out by the yard.

[Dana]

Do you.

[Big Cat]

At what golf club?

[Brandon Walker]

Shay trying to like impress this cool

[Kyle]

in front of him like a camcorder.

[Big Cat]

Jay, what point do we. Should we like alert the Cubs? Like we can.

[Dana]

Let me.

[Steven Cheah]

Let me get drafted now. I mean, I think he loves the game. We'll see.

[Eddie]

They probably are true.

[Big Cat]

Oh, we have that thing. The. The pause.

[Steven Cheah]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Maybe you could tell Carter Hawkins then. Actually, I'm gonna make you say that too. Cubs gm. You're gonna have to tell him.

[Eddie]

I will.

[Big Cat]

Hey, just so you know, I got a seven year old.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Not my seven year old.

[Brandon Walker]

I think you show a video and be like, wow, is that your kid? You're like, nah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Oh, we're gonna get. We're gonna get the. The Chicago Cubs GM to watch video of Max hitting bombs.

[Kyle]

We have to.

[Big Cat]

This is gonna be great.

[Kevin]

Chase recording him from behind a bush.

[Big Cat]

I think you got requested for that.

[Eddie]

For what?

[Big Cat]

We're going to take batting practice.

[Eddie]

I'd like to do it. When are we going to.

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

That's fantastic.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dana]

Oh.

[Eddie]

Might hit a bomb at Wrigley.

[Steven Cheah]

Michael Conforto.

[Big Cat]

Home run.

[Steven Cheah]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

Nice. Cubs are hot, man.

[Eddie]

I like the way you say Conforto.

[Big Cat]

Conforto. Michael Conforto. What else we got? Let's get some. We do the Reese's. Let's get goofy.

[Eddie]

You're talking to me?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Let's just get goofy or something. Something.

[Brandon Walker]

It's been a while since you spent some money, Big Ken.

[Big Cat]

It's. It's.

[Eddie]

I didn't realize our dirt was out here already.

[Big Cat]

It's burning a hole. I still can't believe that. That he said that and I had it. That is. That doesn't get enough, man.

[Eddie]

Welcome, man.

[Danny]

Crazy.

[Big Cat]

We're not talking about the fact that this was in my. Is in my trunk. And he's like, yeah. Oakland Coliseum dirt.

[Eddie]

Let's get used to having, man. Some fans believe crazy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Some fans believe in teams of destiny. But I believe everything happens for a recess. Just think about it right now. What is the one thing every team or athlete wants? They want a championship. Why? Because half of them are called Cups. You've got the Stanley cup. You've got the World cup. You've got the Ryder Cup. Cups just like Reese's. Luckily, scoring a Reese's cup is way easier than winning a championship. It's almost like you were destined to get one right now. Because everything happens for a Reese's. Reese's, the official candy partner of Barstool Sports. Everything happens for a Reese's. Get [e-mail] Reese's.

[Danny]

Good work.

[Dana]

Good work.

[Eddie]

Thank you very much.

[Big Cat]

Good work.

[Dana]

Thank you.

[Eddie]

If you want to do that one. Oh, Noble. I wasn't paying attention to you. That's all right.

[Big Cat]

I think you're taking a piss.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What else we got? Have we talked to Reed in a while?

[Kyle]

We haven't.

[Eddie]

I feel like he's got chicken fry updates.

[Kyle]

There's a lot going on.

[Kate]

He was skittering around the office yesterday, I think, in, like, a panic.

[Kyle]

He's been panicked.

[Kate]

He was at a comp. I saw him at a laptop. Like, should I. Should I do. He was, like, asking for advice. He was in a kind of a tizzy.

[Big Cat]

I met a girl who went to high school with Reed.

[Eddie]

Whoa.

[Kate]

What'd she say?

[Eddie]

In Vegas?

[Big Cat]

No, it was actually in the TSA line putting my stuff in a bin.

[Danny]

Which airport?

[Dana]

O'.

[Eddie]

Hare.

[Danny]

TSA pre check or.

[Big Cat]

No, I actually didn't have ts. I. My TSA precheck lapsed for one single flight. I don't know how anyone does it. How do you not have TSA pre check? I don't know people who don't have it. It's crazy. It's so easy to sign up for one flight, and I have to take off everything to take out everything. I was like, what the is going on? On?

[Danny]

That's why.

[Big Cat]

So I was not. Not Prius. A pre check. She was standing in front of me, and she was like, are you big cats? Like, yeah. She's like, oh, I actually went to high school with Reed. And I was like, oh, that's crazy. And then I was like, it's also crazy. He doesn't drink or smoke. And she's like, he doesn't.

[Eddie]

Oh. Oh, dude.

[Brandon Walker]

Interesting.

[Kevin]

I don't think he does. I mean.

[Big Cat]

Right. But the way she said it. Definitely. He definitely.

[Kevin]

Oh, that's. That's always how I saw it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we'd probably. What happened, right?

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Is what I'm asking the question to ask.

[Kevin]

Yes.

[Dana]

Yes.

[Kyle]

What did you do?

[Big Cat]

What did you do, Reed? Oh, no. What if we just.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no, can't be.

[Kevin]

I told him to come here. Just give him, like, two more minutes to freak out and I'll probably be here.

[Kyle]

You bet. You went to dinner with him and

[Kevin]

him and the Don today? I just texted him, wya, where you at? And he was like, you can't be texting me that.

[Big Cat]

You know I'm gonna freak out.

[Kevin]

I was like, what should I normally text?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that is on you, right?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

He was getting some flack because he didn't put you on his chillers list.

[Kevin]

I said, I'm so chill that I don't even care that I'm not on the chillers list.

[Brandon Walker]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

It's a good answer.

[Kevin]

Should I find him?

[Big Cat]

Sure.

[Eddie]

While he looks for him. Do y' all wanna. You guys didn't ask for this, but doing it anyways. My list of chillers right now. No. Order the cat. Because it's the fucking cat. Titus. He's always hyping me up. Fuck with that shit. Kb. That's a. I'm thinking fans are given.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Brianna, Duh. Stella, Lefty. I love her song. On a train back to Boston. Chuck slash Gas. My bosses need to be on their good side.

[Big Cat]

What's up? Say before that?

[Eddie]

Nothing. This is better. I was gonna say, if we need 30 seconds to kill, we could watch mints eat down to his knuckle.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. No, that wasn't the clip where he just doesn't know what drugs are.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, Xanax. Yeah.

[Steven Cheah]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

That was crazy.

[Eddie]

I'm not doing drinks or drugs.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, pull it up.

[Eddie]

But getting on a plane.

[Danny]

The White Sox. Dave.

[Eddie]

One's good.

[Mama Beers]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Everyone go watch. Bald Stool premiered last night, but, yeah. The Mincy. Just not. Yeah. It just never crossed his mind that Xanax, a drug he's not prescribed. Oh, yeah, this. Oh.

[Eddie]

Oh, God.

[Big Cat]

He doesn't know. Like, I think that one was the Xanax. One was on Instagram.

[Brandon Walker]

I guess I could get licking your fingers, but putting the food. He's putting it past his tongue.

[Big Cat]

He almost.

[Eddie]

He licks from inside the mouth, but,

[Big Cat]

like, he put the food. Hard to believe. Do you use threats? I mean, not really.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Eddie]

I mean, I don't think this is it.

[Big Cat]

No, it's the one. It's on Instagram. The one where Donnie's interviewing him and he tells him he can't. I can't use drugs for two weeks after. He's like, that's fine.

[Kevin]

Was he debating whether or not

[Eddie]

he's

[Brandon Walker]

got a Xanax bar for the flight back?

[Kevin]

I'll pass out.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't need drugs. I'll be on Xanax.

[Big Cat]

Reed, what's up with you, dude?

[Reed]

Chilling, dude.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Hard.

[Reed]

Yeah. Trying to at least.

[Big Cat]

Can I.

[Reed]

What's up? Oh, is this gonna be bad Cat?

[Big Cat]

No. Oh, I think you gotta. I think you gotta flip. I gotta. I think you gotta flip the tables on Brianna. You're just kind of playing into her hands right now.

[Brandon Walker]

What do you.

[Big Cat]

What? That's a.

[Reed]

That's a bomb drop here.

[Big Cat]

This is a bomb for that.

[Reed]

Wait, wait, like, how? Well, like, what do you see?

[Big Cat]

It's like we're in a pattern now where, like, she likes your tweet or,

[Reed]

like, yeah, she, like, comments on my tick out. I get too excited.

[Big Cat]

Right? But I think that, like, we need to have her comment on something and just be like, whatever.

[Reed]

I can't do that

[Kevin]

yet, though.

[Reed]

All, like. All I do is just like, when she comments, all I do is just.

[Kyle]

It's just like, describe what happens.

[Reed]

Yeah, I just get so excited and I'm just like, constantly just like, oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. See, this is what. This is the problem.

[Reed]

I had, like, unfollower. Oh, on TikTok. You guys are talked.

[Kevin]

No, we're not there yet.

[Big Cat]

You guys are all talks.

[Kevin]

We're not there yet. We have a video coming out after the this read. Like, she'll be like, reed, you're hot. And he'll be like, thank you, period. It's like, we got it.

[Big Cat]

That's good. That's good. I like that.

[Reed]

Oh, dude. Oh, my God.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, so you guys are texting every once in a while?

[Reed]

Like, yeah, it's like, do you.

[Kyle]

Do you love her, kb?

[Reed]

No, I don't love her.

[Big Cat]

Could you.

[Kyle]

Could you think it's possible.

[Reed]

Oh, you guys are drilling me.

[Kevin]

Say, no.

[Reed]

I generally don't know because we haven't, like.

[Kevin]

You don't have to answer.

[Reed]

Hung out, like.

[Kyle]

But is it the biggest crush of your life?

[Kevin]

We don't know. I mean, we don't know yet, right?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, probably.

[Mincy]

Probably.

[Reed]

Probably. For sure. But that's fine. That's fine.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You don't think about her every day.

[Big Cat]

No, dude, you're just playing all your.

[Kyle]

I love that.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Right now, what do I. What do I.

[Reed]

Okay, so if you have had to give me advice. What? What?

[Big Cat]

What?

[Reed]

Like, what can I do?

[Big Cat]

Just be a chiller. You're being a little bit of a

[Reed]

spaz when it comes to chicken fry, though. Like, I know.

[Big Cat]

You need to go back to chiller read.

[Eddie]

Right? Are you a chiller or not?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Yeah. Okay.

[Big Cat]

You know what? I'M saying.

[Reed]

I, I, I know what you're saying.

[Eddie]

Gotta rise to the occasion and be able to do anything.

[Big Cat]

She's playing games with you, dude.

[Kevin]

She likes the authenticity read.

[Reed]

I understand why she started liking you

[Kevin]

in the first place.

[Reed]

You think she's playing games?

[Eddie]

I mean, I don't.

[Brandon Walker]

It sounds kind of like I don't.

[Reed]

Oh, no, she's not.

[Kevin]

The next big step is we're gonna do the double date and take it from there. You're doing great so far.

[Big Cat]

You're double dating with her. Who else is going?

[Reed]

Conrad and, and.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you guys are still dating and who?

[Reed]

Conrad and Jackie. Okay, that's my bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that should be, like, pretty exciting because I'll get to actually, like, you

[Kevin]

still gotta talk accommodations.

[Reed]

I, like, I would love to chill with her, like, off camera too. Yeah. Because I feel like that's kind of where it like, not happening.

[Eddie]

Like off.

[Big Cat]

Off camera.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Now we're chilling.

[Reed]

You know what I'm saying, though? Okay.

[Big Cat]

Did you text you back if you needed me? No.

[Dana]

Yeah, he has a real job. He's not on his phone.

[Big Cat]

I really want to hear about Hammy.

[Dana]

I know.

[Big Cat]

Me too. Are you here tomorrow?

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

All right, let's get him.

[Dana]

All right, we'll get Hammy on.

[Eddie]

What's up, Katie?

[Big Cat]

Hey, Katic. Hey, guys. What's going on on, Dude.

[Kyle]

You're not solely focused on her, though. There's other things that you're excited about.

[Big Cat]

So many DMs from Chick.

[Reed]

I do, I do have a lot of. I do have a lot of chicks in my DMs, but I don't really respond to like, any of them because

[Brandon Walker]

you, in your mind, are you kind of just waiting?

[Reed]

I mean, just a little bit just. You know what I'm saying? But I don't know. I think it's Kate.

[Dana]

How about you?

[Reed]

Like, are you like. You know what I'm saying? Is this like, good or bad or like.

[Big Cat]

Well, what was the kind of thing.

[Reed]

I should start chilling more, you know?

[Kate]

What was the very last interaction you had with her?

[Reed]

It was in a car. I FaceTimed her and it was like, fine. Like, okay. I got like, super excited.

[Kevin]

You're chilling, like, in the comments and you're in your posts.

[Reed]

It's just when she, when she comments, you look handsome. It's like, come on, bro. You know what I'm saying, dude? Like, how can you chill when ch. Chicken fries saying you look handsome on a tick tock?

[Kyle]

I think you should use it as an opportunity to just have Fun with it. Bolster your career. Yeah, and help hers too.

[Kevin]

It's what you've been doing.

[Big Cat]

I just don't want to see you get hurt, dude.

[Reed]

Yeah, that's what. Yeah, that's what everyone's saying in the comments.

[Brandon Walker]

But like, are you a guy who falls pretty hard?

[Reed]

I don't know. I think like I have like adhd. So I'm either like, super. Yeah, I would say. Yeah. Then probably like, like, like I'm super, like out of it or I'm just like super into it.

[Brandon Walker]

Has your heart ever been broken?

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, only like, I think like two times or like. Okay, you know, one time.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it was the one time.

[Eddie]

And it was.

[Reed]

Yeah, it was one time.

[Big Cat]

Reed, I told you about the girl I met who went to high school with you.

[Reed]

Yeah. Well, she probably went to the all girls high school. I went to all guys high school.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Kyle]

But yeah, she said she went to high school with Reed.

[Big Cat]

She might have said. Said, same town.

[Reed]

Yeah, probably same town.

[Big Cat]

But she said you used to drink and smoke.

[Reed]

Yeah, dude, I used to go at it.

[Big Cat]

So what happened?

[Reed]

I don't know. Like, after college I was just like, I don't enjoy it that much anymore.

[Kevin]

You know what I'm saying?

[Big Cat]

Very mature of you.

[Reed]

For real. Yeah, mature.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, dude, that's incredibly mature.

[Reed]

Appreciate it. Dude.

[Danny]

Where'd you go to college?

[Reed]

I went to Awinona State University. Yeah. Small college.

[Big Cat]

Soda.

[Reed]

Great college. Great college too, by the way.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Shout out.

[Big Cat]

But it was, it was cool because when I met her and she was like, yeah, I'm from his town. I was like, oh, shout out. Tosa.

[Reed]

Yeah. You're tapped into that?

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. Hell yeah.

[Reed]

I just remembered you told me hell yeah. Yeah, yeah, love that. I got you, bro. I got that.

[Big Cat]

I got you. All right, so what else going on with us tomorrow? Yeah.

[Reed]

Oh, yeah, Hoop. I'm just. I'm posting a lot of talks now. Are you ripping? Well, I'm ripping talks, cat.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I miss these. I don't go on tick tock.

[Kevin]

We might have to watch last night's.

[Reed]

I mean, it's dinner. It's eight minutes long, so.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you cook.

[Kevin]

I think they'll like.

[Kate]

What's that?

[Kevin]

Top comment.

[Reed]

Yeah, dude, she's commenting. I'm telling you because I just say.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, so you, you should reply when she says you look handsome. Like, whatever, girls.

[Reed]

I can't do that.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you respond to this?

[Reed]

Yeah, I responded.

[Brandon Walker]

Respond to the. You look handsome. Say, shut the up.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, stop blocking.

[Reed]

No, bro, it's chicken fry, bro.

[Eddie]

I can't do that.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no. Meal looks really bad though. I'm about to be honest with you.

[Reed]

It's a short steak, very short steak. But we're on a budget here.

[Dana]

Short.

[Big Cat]

What do you mean short?

[Reed]

$40 steak. Yeah, it's, it's, it's eight minutes long, so this one's kind of a long.

[Big Cat]

Can we see the end result?

[Reed]

Yeah, I call my older brother in it at the end.

[Big Cat]

Oh, Bagel bites in steak.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Is this yours and Pete's spot?

[Big Cat]

Man, that looks good.

[Kevin]

How was it?

[Reed]

Yeah, dude, that was fire.

[Big Cat]

Let me know. Yo, let me know how I did in the comments.

[Reed]

No, but actually, like, I actually do want to know if this was just a terrible. Because I genuinely don't know if this is just like a terrible made steak. Like what? I should have done better but forgot my spicy ranch, to be completely honest with you. Kind of mad about that.

[Big Cat]

But. What aren't you in your kitchen?

[Reed]

Yeah, but yeah, I didn't where you

[Big Cat]

leave it it at the grocery store.

[Kyle]

Oh, your comments seem to be all great women, right?

[Dana]

A lot of.

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah, a lot.

[Kyle]

Whoa.

[Big Cat]

What's honest talk?

[Reed]

A lot of women. Every time I hit the record button, like, I was just like kind of pondering this. Every time you hit that thing, it's just like a shot of adrenaline, you know what I'm saying? Cuz there's like thousands of people just

[Big Cat]

watching this on the other end.

[Reed]

But yeah, honestly, just checking in with you guys. I didn't post last night just because, dude, I just gotten like a dark hole. Like dark hole just like overthinking everything, you know what I'm saying? And like I like, I was about to post like, like kind of something about that, but then I was just like, I don't know. But then like in the morning I'm like completely fine now. But. And then I was like, yeah, like I probably should like kind of post something about that, you know what I'm saying? Just to be honest, you know. But yeah, we're absolutely chilling now. Yeah, there's really no point in this video other than other than just talk to you guys. But I'm just, I'm about to head to the office right now

[Kyle]

and.

[Reed]

Yeah, stay chill, brothers.

[Danny]

Are you shooting with Nixon?

[Reed]

Yeah, he, he, yeah, he like was comment down my. Which is really cool.

[Danny]

I saw that. That the letter you sent him.

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

Hired.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Danny]

That's cool.

[Reed]

Yeah, no, he's sick.

[Kyle]

What was the dark hole.

[Reed]

Yeah, I don't even know Dude, I was just, you know, like, like anxiety and you know what I'm saying? But for what? I think just like everything, I. I don't think it was like one thing, you know what I'm saying?

[Brandon Walker]

Bunch of small things.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you sort it out.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it's a good move. Just put the phone away, be alone.

[Eddie]

Mm.

[Reed]

100%. But yeah. So with this chicken fry shit, so you, you guys think I should, like, like, just like, not give her the time?

[Brandon Walker]

No, don't let her forget about you.

[Reed]

But like, are you saying I'm like, I'm going like too far? Like I'm, I'm like in love with her, you know what I'm saying?

[Kevin]

I mean, she's the one who's initiating all the moves. Like, you haven't even been commenting back to her or.

[Reed]

Yeah, but we're making videos about her though.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Treat it like sometimes it's cool to be yourself, but sometimes it's cool to alter your personality a little bit to get things that you actually desire.

[Brandon Walker]

Good ass advice, D. God damn.

[Reed]

Dropping.

[Big Cat]

Dropping.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah, no, I'm saying dropping hard on.

[Reed]

On me right now.

[Kyle]

Dude, you should play into pretending to be interested.

[Reed]

But I think we're so far gone

[Kevin]

and like, I think that comes once you're hanging out with her in person too.

[Reed]

Again. I think it's going to be super interesting in person.

[Kate]

What do you like, gonna be?

[Reed]

I think she's cool. Like.

[Kevin]

Yeah.

[Reed]

On her content. You know what I'm saying?

[Brandon Walker]

Definitely.

[Big Cat]

Like, what do you really like about her?

[Reed]

I mean. Yeah, I think she's gorgeous.

[Brandon Walker]

Does she smell nice?

[Reed]

I don't, I don't know because you're

[Brandon Walker]

right next to her.

[Reed]

I've only like, dude, I. Dude, I black out like every.

[Big Cat]

Like, text her right now and say, what do you smell like?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah, just like, I don't remember what you smells.

[Reed]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you stinky?

[Big Cat]

I'm not doing that. What do you smell like right now?

[Reed]

No. Yeah, no, no, no, we're not doing that, dude.

[Eddie]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Text or just be like, smell yourself real quick.

[Kate]

Yeah, don't do that. Say, I bet you smell like honeysuckle.

[Big Cat]

And that's good.

[Kate]

Tell her what you think she smells like. Women love.

[Eddie]

Be like, are you smelly? And if she's offended, just say, oh, I thought you were somebody else.

[Kevin]

There's no reply in 10 minutes. You say, sorry, wrong text.

[Reed]

I know, I don't want to do that.

[Danny]

What do you hope she smells like?

[Brandon Walker]

That's a good question.

[Big Cat]

Really good question.

[Reed]

Give us like a Maybe like a lavender.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

You don't, like. You don't even care about lavender.

[Reed]

Yeah, that's just the first thing that

[Big Cat]

came into my mind.

[Brandon Walker]

Dude, if she's watching this, what if when you see her, she smells like lavender? Like, that shows that she.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Brandon Walker]

Goes that extra like she wants.

[Reed]

She doesn't. She's probably not checking this out right now, though.

[Eddie]

You're on. Yeah.

[Reed]

You think she's, like, checking this out?

[Eddie]

She wasn't watching. Yeah, she is now.

[Big Cat]

She probably has read alerts. No, Cat, Cat.

[Reed]

Why are you tweaking me out here?

[Brandon Walker]

Telling you, she probably closed the yak to go buy something lavender.

[Reed]

All right, we need to chill out here. We need to chill out.

[Kyle]

You need to chill.

[Reed]

I do need to chill. Yeah. But it's just so hard when. Again. Again, we're going in a lap here. But, like, it's generally hard when you, like, chicken fries, like, commenting on my.

[Kyle]

And, like, focus on your brand and your career.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

And that's just a byproduct.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Get to 100,000 followers.

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I got to focus on my career type.

[Eddie]

Right?

[Big Cat]

Your career.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah. In your pockets.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Tj, I sent you an auction. We can look at it real quick. This is the Gample collection. I don't really know.

[Brandon Walker]

Stool's boring.

[Eddie]

Nothing there. That's.

[Big Cat]

I don't have chairs. I don't need chairs. Dude, this sucks. I would have definitely bought a women's bathroom sign by the women's toilet. Yeah. All right. So it's all sold out. This collection sucks.

[Brandon Walker]

How big is that restroom sign?

[Big Cat]

Looks small, but we could have put it used to use.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Anything else? Not sold out. That's it.

[Eddie]

Well, you can buy that mechanical room thing. Very bottom man.

[Big Cat]

I need to get on these right away. Mindful communication.

[Eddie]

Consistent improvement. You can get that.

[Big Cat]

That. No, it's sold out. That would have been a good one, actually. Mindful. I don't really. We're not really into mindful communication.

[Eddie]

No.

[Kevin]

Damn.

[Big Cat]

Sucks.

[Kate]

Are they selling two big titties that you could drink out of?

[Big Cat]

Oh, awesome.

[Kate]

To come in handy.

[Big Cat]

Nope. Oh, game use women's lockers.

[Kyle]

No.

[Big Cat]

No. Okay.

[Kyle]

Or, I mean.

[Big Cat]

No, no, you're right. That was. That was a good.

[Kyle]

No, but maybe.

[Big Cat]

You see, I don't. That's like. What's that one? Yukon All Americans. That would be kind of funny. The women's All Americans.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that'll be cool.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Kevin]

That's.

[Brandon Walker]

You'll know when you see something.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. It's got to Be something big. It's got to be. It's got to be something that we really are. Like, oh, the Jaguars pool. I would buy that in a second.

[Eddie]

Oakland dirt.

[Big Cat]

Oakland dirt. It's gonna be weird stuff from the arena.

[Brandon Walker]

Like, Demar Hamlin's ambulance.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Oh, the turf that he died on.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

Now that would be good. All right, read. Well, I'm happy for you. No, we're gonna end the show, so. All right, you can stay on. We're gonna spin the wheel. All right, so no draft tomorrow. We're gonna do it next week when we have the titties.

[Titus]

You just gotta be like, I think titties is fine on the show. We're gonna have to get creative with how we post that on, like, how we cut clips from that episode. I don't think, like, Instagram and Tick Tock.

[Danny]

I'm gonna play with.

[Big Cat]

Be honest with you, I shouldn't do that. Bad boys sounds like a you problem.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Tj, I'm gonna suck Brandon's titty.

[Big Cat]

That doesn't have anything to do with me, brother. You can try these titties where it ends up. I don't care.

[Brandon Walker]

I am sucking it dry.

[Kevin]

Make sure your mouth is fully covered.

[Reed]

Quote that. Quote that.

[Big Cat]

That's a personal, my friend. I'm gonna suck Brandon's tits dry. Then I'm gonna stand up and walk out of here and never think about it.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm gonna walk out of here with a full tummy.

[Titus]

I think as long as they're not sexualized, YouTube is fine.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah, that's perfect.

[Titus]

You can't titty him is what I'm saying.

[Brandon Walker]

We're only buying one.

[Eddie]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Brandon Walker]

We're only buying one titty.

[Big Cat]

All right, that's some rules.

[Brandon Walker]

So you can do the move with your penis around the nipple, but it's not pleasurable. Just one titty we bought.

[Big Cat]

I would like to titty him off air.

[Reed]

Not for coming

[Eddie]

when the titties go on. Dude, I'm down for whatever.

[Dana]

What?

[Kyle]

You tell us what you want.

[Eddie]

Like, I won't know until I'm wearing the titties.

[Big Cat]

Kyle, can you.

[Brandon Walker]

I think you're gonna turn into a monster.

[Big Cat]

Can you put on a wig?

[Kyle]

What do you like the most? Like, I don't.

[Big Cat]

I'd like you to put on a little makeup.

[Eddie]

Yeah, okay.

[Big Cat]

Shave your face.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Let us really feel it.

[Kevin]

Tits are like the. Like, Mike shoes.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Rent us a boat.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, again? That could have been a girls trip.

[Eddie]

Yeah, sure.

[Big Cat]

I kind of hope she does Like Good Morning America. And she says, girls trip for everything.

[Brandon Walker]

At a certain point, I think I would start to believe it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. She just go, what? Oh, what if she just says, yeah, you. You were never three years old. You never had imaginary friends. Girls trip. Oh, I said my imaginary friend. Yeah, they're all there.

[Brandon Walker]

I would just. I would deny that it's her.

[Kyle]

Her.

[Brandon Walker]

Just like, that's not me.

[Big Cat]

That pregnant lady that looks like me. Nah, not me.

[Brandon Walker]

Eddie, what did you send us?

[Danny]

I sent you the White Sox, Dave. You'd enjoy it.

[Big Cat]

Oh, and I want to see this. Mincy one real quick. Brandy. You can go if you got to.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, you just sent it to me.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. Here we go.

[Eddie]

Well, second half of my life in

[Big Cat]

front of me, so let's get freaking hot.

[Eddie]

At least for the first two weeks

[Big Cat]

after the surgery, you're not supposed to

[Eddie]

do anything sort of drugs or masturbate or have sex. Is that going to be a problem for you?

[Big Cat]

I don't think not being able to

[Kevin]

drink, do drugs, or masturbate or have sex for a couple weeks is going to be that. That big a deal for me.

[Big Cat]

But I'm concerned about the flight back

[Reed]

two days after the surgery.

[Big Cat]

There might be a full Xanax bar ingestion. Knock me into next week on that flight. Well, they say you definitely can't take

[Eddie]

Xanax after your hair transplant.

[Big Cat]

I didn't think about that.

[Reed]

That's awesome.

[Big Cat]

Think about that. All right, let's spin the wheel. Oh, this is the other one we have in our life. And we'll say it's the name of Jesus Christ. Amen. Amen. Are there, like, Jewish prayers?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Reed]

Okay.

[Kyle]

I would much rather be a wine

[Big Cat]

guy than a whiskey guy. I like wine so much better, honestly.

[Kyle]

It's my go to at a restaurant

[Dana]

now when I'm getting a nice dinner.

[Big Cat]

He likes wine with dinner.

[Eddie]

That's crazy.

[Dana]

This time at least I will be not the bald stol cast.

[Reed]

I will be checking tissue boxes. I will be checking the hand lotion dispensers in the showers.

[Kyle]

I will be making sure there is

[Big Cat]

no cum in any inch of their hotel rooms. No, you. You.

[Danny]

You change your power.

[Big Cat]

Rang, Dante. Dante is number one. How can I be anyone? I was so bummed. I came in this morning and I wanted. He was just sitting there and I wanted to just, like, sit and hang out with him. And he was doing the dozen. I was like, I need my Dante fix. It's a chill with the dog. All right, let's spin the wheel.

[Reed]

Oh, no. All right, Dries dry.

[Big Cat]

All right, See you tomorrow. Get your straws.

[Eddie]

It's the act.

[Big Cat]

It's the act. Yeah. It's time to talk shop or do a Yankee.

[Titus]

See marlo, guys.

[Kevin]

Bye.